Shill, I suppose.

>TQ Never. Porn corruption, porn addiction, complete porn saturation, pinks that exist for porn, blues with fat porn ass, purples jerking to porn.

>>13601 welcome to the goonsite your profile is porn, your status is porn, your play is porn get that story shit outta here

>>13602 Invest in porncoin. We're going to the GOON.

>>13601 Not usually into asses, but that That is a nice ass

>>13600 https://www.f-list.net/c/rocket%20rapist >tq When you start using words like 'suckslurp' unironically, or when you reach balloon proportions. I just can't vibe with it.

>>13604 It's more than the ass, anon. It's the fishnets. It's the obscene amount of wobbling. It's the thud of her heels with every sashaying step.

>>13605 With all due respect - this profile is so 2010s core

>>13609 >With all due respect - this profile is so 2010s core well . . . <Created: 10y, 8mo, 2w, 3d ago

>>13610 Yeah, like I said really looks its age

>See hot reference >"Oh hey their friend list is open >Thousands of profiles, and yet I never see them or these profiles on Do Do people really make profiles just to goon about them back and forth and never actually play? Because I swear these people are never, EVER on. They have the most extreme kinks as well (And a bunch of the samey ones as well. How many times can you rewrite 'Breeding' using the porn-speak?)

>>13613 >single word name >~aesthetic~ inline >kinks that either amount to regular sex with fucktalk words or completely unreadable due to unicode font >penis size: MONSTROUS RAPE-STICK THAT WILL FUCK YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST name a more killer combo

>>13618 >single word name >single line of text >single image >single kink; No: LIMITS

>>13600 https://www.f-list.net/c/stick%20chick/

>>13620 I will now be replaying stick rpg 2

>>13621 >stick figure reaction image Ayyyy

>>13620 Shotas in??

>>13618 That's the thing anon. I'm willing to forgive all of those things if they ACTUALLY PLAYED Why do they always get the refs I'm most interested in???? Like FUCK There is this one Mal0 model that's living in my mind rent free, and the only /c/ that uses it is the one that never plays AND has 'profile play' in Favs

>>13626 >mal0 Doomed... you should post the ref, though

>>13624 Anon they have underage characters and Ageplay in favs

>>13624 They're great! For this profile I'm down for most hyperhung types, from beefy bears to cutie shotas, so long as I like the look of 'em.

>>13628 It's the one made by Scrag

>>13630 >Anon they have underage characters and Ageplay in favs Just checking . . .

>>13632 hot but that is a gooner-coded ref if I've seen one... hope you can find one that plays

>>13634 Anon, I know it is But it's hot and I like it. Somehow it looks scarier (positive) than the other Mal0 models. They aren't bad, but they have some faults The cummingham one is crusty (nostalgic), and the other one is way too cute (not a bad thing but bad for Mal0, who is still supposed to be spooky)

>>13622 I never actually played any of the stick RPGs

>>13636 zoomie-sama...

>>13637 And proud! I was raised on stick figure fight animations, SMBZ, and Undertale, what of it?

>>13638 >stick figure fight animations Maybe we're not so different, you and I...

>>13609 Spoken like exactly the type of snot-nosed brat that needs to be raped pregnant as correction.

>>13642 B-based?

>>13642 RAPE HER!!! GET HER!!! ONE HUNDRED POKEDOLLARS ON JESSE!!!

>>13639 Stick fight animations, art vs artist, and countless comedy-focused stick animations that have been lost to time. To this day I still remember a stick animation of the Pi song and a stick figure screaming until his head explodes that I saw when I was like seven. This has nothing to do with my sexual interest in comically thin, ultra busty stick figures and simplified girls. That's the tism's doing

Have you noticed how much more gender equality there is in ageplay on this board? In FLG it's always blc this, blc that, here it's "blc this, shota that"

>>13652 >In FLG it's always blc this, blc that, here it's "blc this, shota that" in /flg/ it's also 'you're a pedotranny!!' though shota remains a smaller proportion of the ageplay discussion around here, i think.

>>13652 Ehhh, it's still heavily BLC favored I think. The sultan shota was recently made though so they're kinda more relevant to talk about.

>>13656 God I wanna suck his tits

>Partner set their post preference to semi-para (4-7 sentences) >RP with them >2 posts in, my posts lengthen to multi-para (twice more than their character count) >Describe my character's dick and how it bobs just below their pussy lips and drips pre-jizz on their panties >They logged out >They blocked me Huh

>>13656 That's some good sloppa

>>13658 >God I wanna suck his tits his?????? musclegirl erasure . . . >>13673 >That's some good sloppa not sloppa, i don't think

>>13677 To be fair, most muscle pinks aren't built like refrigerators. That's definitely the realm of androgynous bishi's with boobpecs

>>13677 Looks like sloppa to me! The muscles are drawn sloppa-ly at least

>>13679 >Looks like sloppa to me! oh, my sweet summer child . . .

>>13677 THAT'S NOT A GUY?

>>13680 >I was wrong >It was a woman the entire time I'm killing myself fuck my stupid faghag life

>>13681 >>13682 >anon facing the dark reality he's attracted to a woman for once

>>13683 I. Love. Tranny. Faggots.

>>13684 get reverse trapped baka!!!

>>13685 LOVE this meme

>>13682 Sunny BTFO

>>13652 it's still an easy majority blc, shota are slightly more common but I wouldn't argue they're close to equal

>>13683 I'm attracted to muscular men and extremely feminine women Muscular women do nothing for me

>>13693 same but skinny androgynous women and I'm actually into muscular women and I guess it's not the same at all nvm

>>13696 I like androgynous women but in a platonic sense

>>13698 NTA but I like them in the sexual sense and thankfully they're actually common unlike the titcows I love so much.

>>13699 Are you an interdimensional traveller coming in from Bizarro F-List? Because brother I am FAMISHED STARVED WITHERING

>>13696 Holy shit that's hot Rape me please!

>>13699 Are you high?

>>13699 masterful bait

>>13600 https://www.f-list.net/c/Grandpa%20of%20the%20Year Hand over your JKs for correction.

>>13705 venmar...?

>>13706 Nope!

>>13701 >>13704 >>13703 They aren't as common as the ever-present loli or 'pink flat enough and lacking in hips enough that she would be androgynous if you put her in masculine clothing', but ones as androgynous as those pics are definitely around while I have issues finding titcows...

My blue keeps getting approached by lolis even though that isn't his main focus.

>>13708 I WISH they were real anon.....

>>13709 And?

>>13711 I'm drowning please help.

>>13713 giwtwm

Marine Mammals

Its very funny coming here and just seeing the same posts in both /flg/. These 19 UIDs are doing some work.

>>13716 Huh?

>>13706 Pretty much all my blues have the same exact kinks tbdesu >>13600 https://www.f-list.net/c/Psybeam Now which one of these should I add. . .

>>13720 I like your pig profile should include more art in the gallery tho

WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO WHADDA WE DOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAA

>>13723 NTA but I feel like the emphasis on galleries is a bit overblown. I have played with plenty of people while forgetting to ever check their gallery and I feel like most people are the same way since whenever I try to do something special with mine it doesn't impact anything.

Should I log in tonight or play games

>>13727 Log in and play games as you wait for pings.

>>13729 I can't do that because I miss out on pings. The sound isn't loud enough.

>>13730 Set game sound to 20% Boost f-chat audio

>>13731 >Play online games with prox chat >Make the F-chat ping as loud as possible >Use physiological warfare as degenerates tab out to check the ping and then you push them.

>>13732 I don't play those kinds of games they disappoint me.

>>13733 Straftat is really good.

>>13734 Looks like slop.

Has anyone noticed an uptick in... Indian users, recently? I dunno, people just seem more retarded in that ESL type way and I've seen a couple popular canon faceclaims with Indian sounding names.

>>13735 The art style is whatever and very current era, if that's what you mean. It's extremely high variance (wario party esque) and is a lot better at feeling violent than its trailer implies. Positional audio and low time to kill means that ti's very easy for matches to turn into two people stalking each other through a maze, which is very very fun. Wouldn't recommend playing against randos though. I'm bad at shooters, but I smoke every rando I've found there.

>>13597 >TQ Honestly, that makes me diamonds, so I suppose that is not too pornbrain for me. On another note: where are those Bleach (series, not fetish) profiles people were talking about making?

>>13738 >New Vegas in No based

>>13743 Still considering making Nel. I've just been busy with degen shit on another character.

>>13743 Too nervous and scured to make, sorry anon...

>>13743 Solomonger scared them all off

>>13747 Wow-ee. I never took a closer look at this picture and thought it was just made by a person, but it was slopped. Lazy attempt to fix it as best I can, I guess.

>get new partner >they're fun >they tick a lot of my boxes, are fairly easy to get along with, write pretty well and are crazy willing to appeal to me >want to play with them more >they will be absent for a week Damn...

>>13755 I'll make a titcow bleach canon just to show that I'm not scared of solodung!!!

Rip, another orange-haired titcow thrown in the dumpster after being hollowed out by a rapebrute...

>>13600 https://www.f-list.net/c/0%20tolerance

>>13762 my favorite titpig...

>>13762 My eighth favorite titpig...

>>13762 More pinks need bushes like the right.

>>13765 I should put more focus on her unshaved pussy/pits I only tend to focus on my partner's hairy pubes/belly...

>>13766 please do so I can slurp her armpits, thank you

>>13766 Absolutely. I'm disappointed to hear that you don't already!

>>13768 No one ever brought it up!

>>13762 really want to approach but no profile ooooourgh

>>13769 Because they're too used to gachathot slamhogs! Pinks almost never emphasize their bush and that's a CRIME.

>>13766 >the one hag who actually wants to do this is a subby hotwife I'm going insane, I swear

>>13771 peamk artist

>>13771 >single line under eye >design improved by 200% It's really that simple

>>13770 No profile? What profile do you think you need, anon? Cos I can tell you if you've got it >>13772 >subby <he doesn't know

>>13770 He only likes the meh profiles like Anyr anyway.

>>13775 i only have fantasy slop profiles...

>>13774 So true!

>>13777 I do like throwing Fairweather into different time periods - my first scene with her was actually in an Egyptian setting with her being a consort! - but just fantasy doesn't really appeal.

>>13779 kmsing (killing myself) myself jk if I make one I'll approach :3c

>>13779 >Won't even play fantasyslop for anon Talk about a fair-weather fuckbuddy...

>>13781 She cucked him in front of all of us...

>>13779 >That pic Do you actually like fubs? I figured you were mostly after femboys.

>>13779 rimzuri peak

Rimzuri?

>>13784 Tfw the only time I've done rimzuri recently was rimmies + naizuri with a loli

>>13783 I like guy bellies and hairy stomachs and pubes, but I fucking hate fubs Don't cry for me, I'm already dead. And yes I like femboys.

>>13785 Pretty kino actually

>>13600 https://www.f-list.net/c/spellwright TQ: goonnuke

>>13789 why gay??

>>13790 luv me purples. luv me pinks. luv me tits. simple 'as.

>>13786 That's also kinda fun, I guess.

>>13789 Literally built to be mating pressed by nord women

>>13793 never ask a true son of skyrim what god their wife prays to (it's azura)

my tummy hurts but I'm gonna be brave about it

>>13788 Thanks, but... now people will know what the spoiler is before clicking it...

>>13795 /me does this to ur tummy

>>13796 Good. An innocent anon will never suffer your nefarious schemes now.

>>13797 Don't do this to me, I'll shit everywhere.

>>13800 /me sprays shit everywhere like a toppled fire hydrant

>>13789 Give her a fatter ass. How am I supposed to jerk off to this?

I got mad at something on Twitter now I'm in too much of a bad mood to play.

>>13803 >you will never play sucking off anon while he gets mad at politics he reads on X (formerly Twitter) Why is this world so cruel?

>>13805 why is he using the red lightsaber those are for bad bad people.....

>message nonny I wanna play with >view count goes up >no response bweeeeeh

>>13807 You heard me.

When will someone make her (actually play)

>>13811 Been considering making a bro/nephewcon furry, and might use her as a reference.

>too busy to write >constantly thinking of cool ideas >have time to write finally >get nothing done hate my fucking life goddamn

>partner who wants to do basically everything I wanted to do for a while with the canon characters I wanted to play with What the fuck....... did I died....

>>13723 I tried to avoid consensual pigsex pics.

>>13762 Suck my cock

PFTF?

>>13817 My pink (it's a lie used to lure you to her place)

>>13817 /c/paranoid goth girl

>>13816 You will regret this.

>>13820 >You do all the work while I get to cum Lol Lmao

>>13812 I will give you my firstborn child if you do

>>13822 But will you give me a good PLAY?

writing is too hard maybe I should just be a gooner instead

>>13824 Anon... once you walk down that path, it will be difficult to return. The struggle of being an honest RPer is infinitely better than the malaise of being a sleazy goontard.

>>13824 What is too hard about it?

>>13826 Not gooning, I'd imagine.

>>13826 I know exactly what I want to write but I can't put it on paper, it's maddening >>13825 You're right, but aaaaaaauafhiufhdfighdhg

>>13828 >but I can't put it on paper, it's maddening Difficult to find the words?

>>13829 Sorta kinda. The hardest part is getting started

>>13830 So what happens when you try?

>>13831 I stare at an empty text processor for multiple tens of minutes

>>13832 I'm terribly sorry to hear about your Howie syndrome, nonny... I hope they can fix you.

>>13832 You need time away from the screen. Extended time, if you can manage it. Try to go at least 2 days without writing or thinking about your story or character. Then come back and try again.

>>13833 The what now...? >>13834 I'll try that, it can't hurt. Thank you

>>13832 Why not just try to hit someone up for play and see how it goes?

>>13836 I'm not sure if my prospects will be super good with a half-finished profile nonny. Though I do have others

Does anyone here have experience with the velvet cuff part of F-List? I'm interested in trying it, but not sure if it's even all that active any more.

>>13839 Like having a sub who lives with a well-off dom who keeps them like a pet and tolerates it because they get to live in luxury?

>>13838 Then finish the profile, smelly-poo. Find someone around or slightly below your skill level and just let 'er rip.

>>13840 No, I mean the findom website that you can plug your /c/ into and create a sort of wallet to either drain others or get drained.

>>13839 It's mostly low effort paypiggy stuff between 3d purple doms and "doms" now

>>13842 Oh. I thought that was domwallet? Ngl I haven't been able to penetrate that side of F-list in years. I just like bondage...

>>13843 I just checked the site and it's pretty much defunct anyways, not accepting new sign ups and will be kept online for as long as possible. That's a shame. >>13844 Nothing wrong with that, bondage is pretty based.

>want to play my shoter >dislike current profile setup >need to remake inline >need to remake kinks >need to remake gallery grrrrrrrrrrr . . .

>>13846 post shoter

>>13847 >post shoter i won't because i'm unhappy with how the profile currently looks. if i'd ever shill it would be in a state that i can be content with showing it off.

>>13848 fair fair, I only know of floog BLCs so I was curious he'a not a midget uberstud is he...?

>>13849 >he'a not a midget uberstud is he...? not really. at least, that's not the vibe i want to give off from him going forward. it is a BSC tho . . .

>>13844 >bitchsuit love this so much

Which should I make? A or B

>>13850 we will watch your career with great interest

>>13850 What skin color?

>>13855 >What skin color? white (caucasoid) (honky)

>person is willing to play any char I want >but they want me to play a cribstud hmmm

>>13823 I will try my best. >>13853 B, 100%

>>13858 >>13859 I'll do it anyway.

>>13853 please make A and then put me in faves, all the others have me in maybes at best...

>>13862 Who is you

>>13863 I cannot provide that information at the present time

>>13808 Sorry I have both approaches in no.

How do I explain to f-list at large that I like muscular men, but not men that look like orcs, soldiers, lumberjacks, or the guy from the Witcher? I like all of those things but not on f-list

>>13866 you like twunks only and that's it

>>13866 >went outside of f-list once with a character that could be charitably described as a suit daddy >constant thirst from all sides it was eye-opening, holy shit

>>13853 BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>>13866 You could try "aerobicized fagboys"

>>13868 >outside of f-list Like, to discord?

>>13871 no, much worse rolechat

>>13866 you go "Sorry I have good taste"

>>13867 Does the average f-list user know what a twunk is

>>13875 >Does the average f-list user know what a twunk is obviously not, since no one plays them . . . but you can just link them an image of one as an example!

>>13876 unrelated to anything else in this conversation but im beggging and pleading and pissing and shitting for f-list to split the gallery into "my refs" and "refs i'd like to play with"

>>13877 making this an even worse idea: f-list now allows you to add a wishlist to your profile in which you add other people's /c/

>>13878 you have been wishlisted by BBC SHOTARD you have been wishlisted by HAGHUNTER you have been wishlisted by JAMAL DAQUARIUS you have been wishlisted by FAG RUINER you have been wishlisted by ARYAN TIGER MOMMY you have been wishlisted by LIL HOMO HUMPER you have been wishlisted by JPaul_82 You have been wishlisted by Daisy of Princess You have been wishlisted by TSUNDERE THUG

>>13879 >aryan tiger mommy >it's a furple tiger I will play with you.

>>13875 probably they know all the garbage stuff

>>13879 This is what the friend's list is, let's be real

>>13879 >TSUNDERE THUG this one sounds hilarious

>>13883 these are all real characters https://www.f-list.net/c/tsunthug >>13880 That one was a mom trying to train her sons into being studs by helicopter parenting

>>13883 I-its not that I wanted to protect you or anything, foo.

>>13884 Where is my furple tiger, nonny?

>>13878 I think it'd be a genuinely good addition

>>13884 ah shit that inline art is actually kinda hot

>>13888 >Anon instantly loses and slutsquats for any bratty, hung teenage girl Many such cases.

>>13888 Shit taste

>>13878 >>13887 this would just be so/c/ial media. your /c/ 'follows' someone. they can 'follow' back. not a bad thing i guess but i think it would ultimately turn into another ooc minigame to distract people, like status play or counting bookmarks or collecting friends.

>>13891 She's sending these to a teenage girl in the middle of her math test

>>13892 You better have a /c/ to shill if you're making posts like that...

>>13889 I... Fuck.

>>13894 >I >Fuck Well, if you say so~!

>>13891 >ooc minigame to distract people the amount of mfs who use this site like a social media replacement scares me

>>13895 why isn't she standing on her tits

>>13895 Not vertical enough. Should be drilling her.

>>13895 (the bottom girl's neck will break from the piledriver fuck and the other one won't notice until well after cumming)

I appreciate how mopey, whiny flop-blues are ignored. I hate how mopey, whiny flop-femblues are rewarded.

>>13901 vermin with and without pictures the average prison gay f-lister can goon to

>>13896 >the amount of mfs who use this site like a social media replacement scares me <chat rooms to hangout in <your own 'pages' to 'customize' <can chat directly to other people or make your own spaces to socialize <relatively large community of users <can blogpost via status changes/profile updates <anonymous so no one knows if you're old and/or uggo eh, can you blame them? if not f-list, people could just use secondlife or ff14 or wow. in the digital age we all crave online spaces that can give us human interaction. if that intersects with our hobbies (gaming, writing, whatever) then that's even more appealing to some.

>>13903 Love this dickpig.

>>13903 love this elf and her weird stinky discolored penis

>>13893 /c/I hate my giant cock It's me!

>>13904 Imagine making her wear a leash and tugging on it every time she does anything other than bark or thrust. You're dating her dick, not her, after all.

>>13906 I thought you were taking a hiatus from that /c/?

>>13884 Egg coded

>>13908 I'm more interested in playing pinks atm, but getting sexually harassed while trying to take an exam is really fucking hot, so

>>13905 >love this elf and her weird stinky discolored penis her penis looks perfectly normal to me!! wish more people used the ref, tho.

>>13911 I've thought of making - I already have an elf purple but redoing her profile is going atrocious so maybe it's time to make an adventurer failgirl. . .

>>13912 If you do she's going to end up drained of more than just her cum.

>>13913 wehhhh I guess it's settled then

aaaaa writing out customs is so tiring aaaa

>>13903 built for BPC

>>13916 Banana Penis Cock

>>13911 I've thought about using the ref, but there's just something about it that always turns me off, and I cannot explain why. There are several good refs that are like that for me. I do love this fat bitch, though.

I have never had a good experience after setting my status to looking.

>>13919 Looking does nothing 90% of the time, Shitzumi dearest

>>13919 hey cutie looking for a good time?~

>>13884 we love slop

>>13920 I know. But that other 10% of the time is somehow even worse. >>13921 /me logs out and logs onto one of my twenty alts where you can't find me.

>Susie in the channel >She's orange >She's a gurgler with 40 custom kinks about farting and bellies I hate oranges so fucking much...

me when i have to put ageplay in no on my profile so i don't get crucified and murdered by the twittoids

>>13853 A

>>13925 the real trick is to put underage in yes and then not make a big stink about it

Someone should make a room that automatically kicks you out if you don't have a problematic kink in yes/fave

>>13923 Of course you have that character saved

>>13919 >I have never had a good experience after setting my status to looking. i get more approaches when looking. idk. i think some people expect others to follow some sort of code where if you're looking you want play and if you're not you don't?

>>13930 NTA but YMMV - usually sitting on looking gets me nothing, but I get an approach every few hours on a normal day just set to online

>>13930 make HER (purple)

>>13930 I think nervous people just like an affirmative signal that they should approach. Also gives people who thought about it but chickened out a little push.

>>13929 >*That* Character?

>>13934 Yeah she's the Fate girl drawn by the Dangan artist

>>13935 I had no idea. I just saw that art while looking for ladypots on Pixiv and saved.

>>13914 (me) >>13911 >>13905 how big would anons eyeball this cock as being? I'm terrible at this

>>13936 Oh I looked it up and it's actually not her (Cleopatra). My bad.

>>13931 >>13933 yeah setting to looking can sometimes call the bookmarkers/random friend requesters out from their holes, but that's if they bookmarked you because they wanted play but had something preventing them from approaching at that time. if they just want to leer at your profile the status won't change that behavior.

>>13939 Truly, this must mean 99% of my bookmarkers are just waiting for my inevitable schizo meltdown...

>>13937 13 inches. Depends on how tall she is though.

>>13904 Hi Dire

>>13940 >this must mean 99% of my bookmarkers are just waiting for my inevitable schizo meltdown... i mean, that's me a lot of the time. i'll bookmark someone because i like their profile or just wanna keep tabs on them, but i may not approach because i'm worried about our compatibility, or i may not have the right /c/ for them, or i'm busy, or they're busy, etc. i prefer random friend requests because of this as they ask an indirect question of mutual interest - a first impression devoid of any miscommunication, but also not enforcing or implying any immediate or future play, just hinting at the possibility.

>>13930 There's this weird pressure where people expect you to want to play with them if you're on looking and they get all weird if you go: yeah I'm looking but I'm not looking for you right now.

>>13944 the typefucking equivalent of >hey excuse me do you know what time-- >sorry I have a boyfriend

>>13945 there should be a "what's" at the start of this post

>>13944 I always have to specify when approached that I'm only specifically looking for whatever I have in my status, and nothing else...

>>13944 >yeah I'm looking but I'm not looking for you right now well then say so!!!! there's a big text box right there!! [22:34] Anon is now Looking: NEED BIG [something] COCK!! [eicon]buttn1[/eicon][eicon]buttn2[/eicon][eicon]buttn3[/eicon] [eicon]buttn4[/eicon][eicon]buttn5[/eicon][eicon]buttn6[/eicon] [sub]only [color] may approach. no shitters.[/sub]

>>13948 >no shitters. as if a shitter would bother reading that....

>>13948 Statuses like this make me log onto my shitter alt to cock slap stuck up pinks.

>>13947 Yeah, or that just because I'm looking doesn't mean I am looking for literally anything.

>>13951 I will now approach people on do not disturb to ensure I have no competition

>>13948 People always ignore your status when approaching.

>>13953 >People always ignore your status when approaching if you put some goonbait they'll tell you how much it aroused them

>>13954 Sad but true.

>>13954 I will now look for sauce on this.

>>13954 I have one method I use and it never fails to get people's attention, but it also draws in a lot of shitters. Its pressing the horde button in a L4D map.

>>13954 UNGH love the status!!!

>>13954 *Grunts like a caveman and cums all over your tits*

Your character gets into trouble with the law, and their bodycam footage ends up on YouTube. What kind of trouble did they get into?

>>13960 I am the law.

>>13960 Saw a LONELY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ad, keeps knocking on doors and asking "are you a single" to see who's trying to steal her master away

>>13960 Raped >>13962 after she knocked on his door and fell in love.

>>13960 27 dead via power drill

>>13965 >Arrested by the police for supporting the police

>>13965 AI models being able to do text is too much power

>>13966 Turns out when your own bodycam catches you beating the perps for not disclosing their ID when asked(which of course is very suspicious activity, only guilty people have something to hide) then there has to be SOME accountability* *Paid leave and sensitivity training with a busty therapist

>>13968 >The therapist in question

>>13969 The therapist in question's cock

>>13960 Theft, embezzlement and money laundering.

>>13960 Woooooow I got hired to babysit and that means I'm not meant to sit on the baby? How was I meant to know that? This is bullshit....

>>13969 CORRECT.

>>13973 why does she look like she's cumming incredibly hard from ringing the bell...

>>13945 no, that's when you're in a public channel and people are posting about xyz kink or a character being hot and you join in and they're weirded out because they aren't into your character and they assume you're trying to textfuck them just by participating in the conversation

>>13600 https://www.f-list.net/c/Lynne%20Bishop I will be starting season 2 of Strike Witches soon. Should I watch 501st Joint Fighter Wing TAKE OFF!, too? I think I will. I like the little slice-of-life moments between the girls. I would really enjoy a Perrine to bounce off of, since she and Lynette have kind of a enemies-to-friends going on in the first season. Plus, bratty French girls are just very cute. Eila is another favourite of mine, and I would make a Sanya in a HEARTBEAT for some Russo-Finnish army girl yuri between the two. Major Sakamoto is another favourite. I wasn't sure how much I liked her before, but she grew on me pretty fast this time around. Am I doomed to noplay with a niche canon like Strike Witches? Perhaps, but I am still riding the high while I can. I think I'll check character search again before bed... I am rambling to myself. It is late.

>>13977 Keep at it nonny. You'll get your Strike Witches yuri eventually

>>13976 Ahem. You're in a channel talking about a character from the thing the channel is about. Someone playing the character is part of the conversation and acts weird when you show interest in the character/say horny stuff about the character because they play the character and their orientation precludes your character because they think you're coming on to them, rather than just finding the character hot.

>>13977 Ganbatte, autistnon...

>>13978 >>13980 Only like three Perrines with a recent "last online" date... One Eila... One Sakamoto... One Barkhorn... A few Lucchinis... The situation is D*re, but I will persist. I will be the last Witch on duty if it comes to it.

>go online to play with a bookmarkie >waffle on with pre-play snips for too long I think I'm just going to pretend this one didn't happen and try again tomorrow.

>>13983 What switch got flipped to make them schizout tonight, any way? And are we sure it's Howie, or are we dealing with some kind of Liquid Howie? Because even by Howie standards, this is weird.

>>13983 Not to wag my finger or anything but you really don't need to bring it here. The 4chan thread is full of mentally ill posters, we know, that's why we're not there anymore.

>>13985 nigga let me vent

>All this posting You're not going to get me to play that gachashit BA. At most I will make a faceclaim and maybe play the character privately for you, if I like you.

>>13987 Ok

>>13987 >make a faceclaim >maybe play the character privately No duh, that's what we all do?

Shefag Archive

>>13990 >Hole in the back of her taint This bitch needs medical attention

>>13991 Asuna accidentally rimmed her taint...

>>13988 giwtwm

>>13987 Same. I will never play gachashit. >>13990 Asuna with a dick Boo.

>>13875 WHORE. WHORE. WHORE.

>>13960 Caught handing out viagra to lolis pretending it's candy

How do we feel about the fact that tot content is b&?

>>13997 Is it?

>>13998 Yes. >>>/meta/13861

>>13993 Do you really doe?

>>13997 Don't really care about tots but banning it is still cringe

>>13999 Not sure what I did wrong, but https://8chan.moe/site/res/5423.html#q13861

>>14000 Fuck yeah

>>13997 Seconding this >>14001 I get why, but gay all the same

>>14003 If you say so...

>>14004 Pressure from Americlaps insisting it is considerably different from regular loli. While I care 0 about tot stuff, I do feel like it's a slippery slope. Eventually, you'll just be told to make an exception for everything remotely fringe.

Wish Evil Brat didn't die

>>14005 >Female s*nsei I will now play your gachashit

>>13997 >>14002 Eh, what can you do? Also, hypocritical as it is to say when I'm a lolifag but I always felt that kind of stuff was kinda gross/too far so I don't mind too much.

>>14008 Sorry, he actually looks like this

>>14009 It'd only be hypocritical if you said it should be outlawed/unacceptable. You don't have to like it to not be a hypocrite.

>>14005 Sloppers, give Ibuki Blue Archive a fat veiny Xipa style cock to cram into fem sensei

>>14009 Lillie sexo

Lord help me, I'm experiencing the desire to make a Dragon Ball character as of late.

>>14013 u_u Why is it pulling on her foreskin, ouch

>>14010 Extremely cuck coded

Reminder that Lillie gets raped by her 40+ mom every day

>>13997 Honestly? Good. That's a level I'm just not comfortable with. Am I hypocrite for liking loli? Sure, but even then some loli content also has levels I'm not comfortable with so

>>14014 Don't anon, trust me.

Now I want to make a Lillie or a Lusamine......

>>14014 You're making Beerus, right?

>>14010 I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. Unless of course, we start with male sensei and then fix her with magic HRT.

>>14019 I am WELL AWARE. However...

>>14021 Why? Are you craving one? Pretend I can't see your filename.

>>14016 Bottom*

>>14017 I should make her

>>14023 Anon, trust me, you will get >DB OCs who are power level and fight sexual >Shitters who can't RP >Gooners who just chat in rooms Trust me I have a few DB girls I'd like to fuck but as if there's any that's good.

>>14021 I still need to make him.... The flicker of inspiration is just not coming to me re: profile work.

>>14017 MAKE HER

>>14029 Pink thoughever

>>14014 I know this feel, anonymoose. >Want to make a pokemon character >But I want it to be an OC instead of a canon >Know -exactly- the kind of freakazoids that are in the pokemon sphere It's never been more over.

>>14024 I just like him. >>14028 I've been much the same for some time. Don't worry about it!

>>14031 Yeah, I know exactly what I'd be getting into. Yet the craving persists. The heartdick wants what it wants, despite the brain going "NO. IT'LL BE TORTURE."

Angel cake...

>>14034 Vados's clearly clearly outlined in dress angel booty...

>>14032 I do actually want to do it because Beerus x Cheelai seems like a lot of fun. And then I try to scrape together the art, and I go "none of this works! Maybe I'm just not in the right mindstate for it! I'll leave it for later!" Ad nauseam.

>Think of an extremely specific profile premise >Most related name combos aren't taken >The two I want most were taken a month and ten months prior to me now looking them up >Both are blank and barren Man, are you for fukken real

>>14021 >>14032 you're so cute jurangy

>>14035 I want them all tbh...

>>14036 If it makes you feel any better for any future attempts, I don't think you'd need a whole lot for a profile of him! Maybe I'll spruce her up and shill it to try and "spark" something, but like I said, also have struggled with making any profiles lately. >>14038 I'd imagine Jurang would have a chatbot to handle his catgod needs, by this point.

>>14040 Some profiles are anathema more so than others, but for what it's worth, I'm still eager. I just need to do it. It's a brainworm that remains, even if it's more dormant at times. I don't recall asking: how do you feel about long gut gougers? It's something I'm somewhat interested in having on a male character, but I haven't yet had the right character for it yet. Beerus seems like an ideal candidate.

>>14041 I'm going to be honest Is this ship just an elaborate Daily Dose joke

>>14042 It's canon https://youtu.be/6yImVsN0glQ?t=41

>>14042 Nope! It's a foodsexual God of Destruction with a questionable amount of self-control who can flick planets out of existence having a crush on a green-skinned mortal girl. Oh, and the God is generally cooped up on his own planet with nothing but a male attendant (and a fish, technically).

>>14037 What premise?

>>14041 I bet the joke is that he likes food and her ass looks like an apple.

>>14041 It fits him! I don't think that kind of thing either way would be much of a deal breaker, regardless. >I'm still eager. I just need to do it. This describes a lot of theoretical profiles...

>>14047 >It fits him! I don't think that kind of thing either way would be much of a deal breaker, regardless. Good. Also, barbs around the crown and directly underneath it (soft and nubby, though, not the horrors of nature version.) >This describes a lot of theoretical profiles... Well, you got me there. Still, it's no lie or embellishment. It's a fun pairing, and having a Beerus could also lead to other fun pairings down the line, like Vados, Chronoa, Kefla, etc. So it's not like I don't have ample reason to do it. Just Cheelai is plenty of motivation in a vacuum.

>>14048 why is the head small

>>14049 Because I am sadly not an artist. I'm more of a "the head is proportionally quite large so that it stands out" enjoyer.

>>14045 The premise. The premise for that profile. The premise chosen specifically chosen to appeal to certain /flg/ members. That premise.

>>14048 It will happen. Eventually. Trust the plan.

>>14051 I don't think BLC is that extremely specific of a thing

>>14053 It isn't a BLC!!!!

>>14052 Fuck it. If I got some extra time, I'm going to try and bang my nose against the grindstone today. For green-skinned cuties whose endowments can reasonably be likened to sumptuous food (it's an excuse to chomp her butt).

>>14054 Hmmm.....

>>14051 >>14054 Might as well share, who knows, maybe we can help you think of a name.

>>13600 https://www.f-list.net/c/im%20better Profile is done enough for now!

>>14058 Finally another titcow for blues

>>14057 I already have name(s) anon, it just isn't PEAK naming. Oh well. I'll be sharing soon™️.

>>14055 I wish you luck!

>look at halfchannel What the fuck?

>>14049 Better?

>>14062 >he didn't know about Howie

>>14063 You did it, anon. You saved the world.

>>14065 Oh no, not me. I never lost control.

>>14062 That's Howie, who is either the world's most dedicated troll, or so incredibly mentally ill that it's beyond parody.

>>14063 yeah thanks

>>14061 Yeah, well, I wish Cheelai's ass luck. .. fuck, that didn't come out right. >>14063 Saved!

>>14033 GT >Goku turns into a monke >Gets a loli Daima >Goku turns into a monke >Gets a loli

>>14070 What DID they mean by it?

>>14071 goku wouldn't do dat doe -_-

>>13656 >>13681 >>13696 >>13701 make her make her make her make her make her make her make her

>>14072 Would now. He shrimply doesn't get what's bad about it, and it's fun. Like training!

>>14074 he would THOUGH because he has his own children trunks x pan is a way better GT pairing

>>14075 You know he'd just go "training? Waku waku!" Go Super Saiyan 4, become more primal and start blurring the lines harder and before you know it, balls deep anal.

I cannot express how badly seeing this in the future is going to make me want to steal their pictures

How my pink acts after losing to another novice trainer with level 1 Pokemen... (I've never played Pokemon.)

>>14076 nope

>>14079 Well, I still like it. >:(

>>14080 You’re… a chud.

>>13600 https://www.f-list.net/c/bronze%20behemoth/ Good mornyan! I crave loliholes.

>>14081 Proudly, in this case.

>>14078 I want to play with Pokemon canons but I'm in the same boat, hardly ever bothered with the games.

>>14084 The games aren't that deep tbh, unless you want to do super autistic story stuff you can just wing it and you'll be fine

>>14085 Well the last time I tried to wing it, someone said I was going too fast for them and stopped the play.

>>14086 >Anon wanted a slow bug play that would gradually build a cocoon and then become a beautiful butterfly >Anon flew along >Wonders why they don't like getting hit by super-effective moves Smh

>>14086 That sounds more like a pacing thing rather than a setting issue tho?

>>14087 >>Anon wanted a slow bug play that would gradually build a cocoon and then become a beautiful butterfly bug play?!?!

Bugs mentioned

NO

Uh, bugposting?

>>14091 It is inevitable

Could an anon do me a kindness and scrub the text out of this image?

Bugs unmentioned.

>>14094 There you go, nonny.

>>14096 Little love, I know that's you, you son of a bitch

>>14097 Wrong horse

>>14094 That's gonna be a huge pain in the ass with that wood texture desu

>>14087 >>14088 They had a gooner profile and I was being intentionally fast because I'd been told before as well I'd take too long before getting to smut...

Also even though I was being intentionally fast it was still 2 posts each after a little over an hour. I just have terrible luck with canons all round. Don't bother to play with them anymore.

>>14100 It's lost like different people have different tastes and getting a vague feel for things is what planning is for. If they tell you you're going too fast after that you just...slow down?

>>14102 They just said I was going too fast and stopped the play completely.

>>14094 here, i tried my best ♡

>>14104 good editpiggy!

>>14105 >good editpiggy! oiiink~!! ooooiiiinkkk~!!!!

>>14104 NTA, but you did a very good job, and I'm very proud of you.

>>14104 You're not being as subtle as you think you are.

>>14104 Yay! Thank you anonymous! >♡ Wait I know who this is...(no I don't I'm autistic but I do recognize this heart)

>>14094 Corpse pussy uohhhh...

Goodnight tred Who is going to beat the others and give me good night smoochies?

>>14111 *Poots on your pillow*