SHILL your stupid profile already! It's not like I want to play with it!!!

>TQ I HATE HATE HATE old haggy women... grrr!!

>>64899 Pic unrelated?

>>64900 Me in the boobs, woman unrelated

>>64900 NTA but Outis hotto.

I think I'm overly tired and a bit burned out on the rigmarole of f-list since my main partners haven't been online. What should I do during my short break?

>>64903 Play vidya, read some gud books, or hone your writing.

>>64904 (facesitting in no, ass worship in no, rimming (r) in no, anal sex in mandatory)

gm flg

>>64905 Way too burned out to get enjoyment from writing right now, no vidya appeals and no books appeal right now. Think I'll just go do some woodworking or something.

>>64906 Buttjobs in?

>>64908 Make a cool chair, nonny.

>>64909 Butjobs in Omega Ultra Favies Deluxe Roze in the burning pits of hell

>have plans this weekend so I cant RP with someone who said they'll be around today Fuck my stupid chungus life

>>64903 Can you considered Gunpla? Card games? Shooting things? >>64911 It's over, and here I wanted to hump, or get forced to hump Mona's fat dumptruck of an ass.

I need to find a /c/ that actually plays this artist's stuff

How do you feel about sex steam/fog?

>>64916 Good and based

>>64916 I like it for pheromone attacks, though it's more pink than white when I see it.

>>64916 It shouldn't be drawn like it's a fucking steam engine, but yeah, it's good.

>>64916 Should be part of almost every single scene. Smell best kink

>>64916 It's one of the details to indicate a purple's fuckden, having sex beneath a canopy on a rainy, hot, humid day, rutting in a bath house/shower, or just the sheer heat radiating off of a she-stud's body on a cold winter's night.

>>64913 If you REALLY want to play with the other person there's any number of bullshit excuses you could pull out of the air to justify not fulfilling your obligation.

>>64922 Nah it's just unfortunate timing

>>64915 I like their bullgirl.

>>64919 WRONG

>>64897 https://www.f-list.net/c/cute%20and%20fuzzy TQ: I like stupid hatesex.

>>64926 hypnobait

>>64925 Thomas the Tank Engine-ass anon.

>>64928 GODDAMN RIGHT

Fuck I need a scene with something subhuman who has no human rights, or some poor hag who isn't about to anymore, to keep tied up in my bedroom with her mouth gagged by used tissues or my congealed, cummy underwear, to use as a live-in onahole bangmaid chained to the bedpost. She goes back into the drawer under the bed when I'm done with her and she can either live on my cum from now on or die over weeks, I don't care as long as she's NEVER getting found or rescued. Just needed to vent, sorry...

>>64931 100 tiddy pinks in friend list

>>64934 I wish (that there were any that I liked)

>posts statuses like this >no list excludes more than half the damn site, bitches about sex-focused scenes and instant hookups Do you think they know god-damn well where us old hag enjoyers are, or are they actually stupid? Should I speak up?

>>64936 I don't know why this spoilered by the way, sorry...

>>64936 Post the older woman

>>64938 /c/The%20Sword%20MILF

>>64939 That sure is some bio

>>64939 Wow that profile is fucking terrible.

>>64941 NTA but seems fine to me? Actually has a bio, has a consistent ref, has customs. The avatar could use some work but that's about it really.

>>64942 Please say you're joking. >"actually has a bio" What you're calling this is the problem.

>>64936 >>64939 They've been on the site for five years anon.They never learned and because of their time spent they'll take offense to the idea that they have no idea what they're doing 99% of the time.

>>64943 The overabundance of image links through it is an issue but it's still better than the vast majority of profiles. It's better than literally any eggslop profile, for example.

>>64944 Some just don't make it a personal rule to not turn their own problems into other people's problems.

>>64931 >Fuck I need a scene with something subhuman Straighties be everywhere. In this very thread, even

>>64947 Of course I'm straight, I'm based and not a yuricuck.

>>64945 I'd take eggslop profile (actually plays) any day over no inline bio vomit desu

>>64949 I'm the opposite I've found. I've played with far more no inline + bio profiles than I have aestheticfag profiles despite being approached by far more of the latter. Just a difference of opinion.

>>64949 I would take thousands of wordslop bios over aestheticfag inlines with descriptionless copypaste kinks. At least when I see a bio they've written something.

What's a good sweet spot for minimum customs? 12? 16? 20?

>>64952 It depends on how focused the profile is. If you have it for one thing and one thing only/are hyperfocused then you can get away with 10. If you want a more generalist profile then I'd suggest 50-60.

>>64952 there's no real custom minimum tbqh. just put customs down for kinks you like and kinks you hate.

>>64952 12, mostly faves and yeses

>>64952 Your maybe and no customs might as well not exist. So like >>64955 said.

I'd take fully casual conversation tone "yeah this is what I want from this character and what I like about them" style bios over aestheticfaggotslop tee bee eytch. Plus that profile isn't even close to the longest bio I've seen on f-list. Hell it wouldn't even be the longest in floog.

Idk bros. I'm a multi-para writer but when I see a thousand+ words worth of bio my eyes glaze over and interest evaporates. You do NOT need that much backstory for an typefucking character and while there's obviously potential for story play the most interesting parts of that story play would be how the character interacts and evolves mid scene. No bio needs to be more than two paragraphs tops. Period.

>>64931 This was my subtle invitation to anybody in the thread who wants to do this, by the way... >>64947 It's occurring to me that this sounded like I was saying all pinks are subhuman and no, while they might be I moreso meant like anthros in a human supremacy world or living onaholes or actual slaves or something.

>>64958 Full agreement here. This is the take

>>64949 >Egg >Plays lol

>>64952 I do 10 maximum length ones and they consistently filter 90% of people. >>64958 Unironically this. Whatever the fuck is on that profile I didn't even begin to read because I firmly understand that it is completely irrelevant, OR the person will immediately stop the play if you didn't read their novella cover-to-cover. Not worth it.

>>64962 right rapes left btw

>>64963 and they're both purples too

>>64962 Hubba-hubba that hunk on the right's doing things to me.

>>64954 >>64955 >>64956 >>64962 Thanks for the advice, anons. This thread has been very helpful tonight.

>>64964 and right is amazon pressing left into the ground

>>64958 No bio NEEDS more than two paragraphs tops, but them writing more on various topics shows passion. If you have some section about potential ways to put your character into popular AUs or your headcanons or whatever then I know you are far more invested. For some people they see having an aesthetic inline as a sign that you put effort in and thus care, for me it's having an obvious autistic fixation about your character through what you say in your bio and customs.

>>64968 No bio NEEDS more than two paragraphs tops, but them writing more on various topics shows *autism, and a lack of ability to focus on what's slutportant.

If your bio isn't 4 paragraphs of how you're about to be squatting on my slutbreaking fuckpillar, I'm ignoring you.

>>64970 >Please stop making porn of Elizabeth she is my daughter.

>"tired hag" >this is the art I'm going to have a mcfucking brain clot. Could people at least try to make fat fugly hags...

>>64895 Ah yes, indeed. But what is the best way to ban evade back into F-list, again?

>>64972 Nope. Hag doesn't mean anything anymore. Just like loli

>>64972 If her age is off the clock she's a hag

>>64972 At least they gave her eyebags. She needs wrinkles.

>>64972 this is christmas cake at best tbdesu

Someone throw a name suggestion at me for a bratty bunny boy

>>64978 /c/Bratty Bunny Boy

>>64978 bratty bunny boy

>>64978 bunny bratty boy

>>64978 Hi Impact Brat Hippity Bratity (or Brattity) The Bratty Trail The Brat Rabbit

Hippity hoppity women are property

Someone throw a ref suggestion at me for a dommy bully pink

>>64985 >>64986 those are boys

>>64987 You didn't specify a queen bee bully, anon.

>>64987 >Gyaru with her tits bursting out >Boy Anon I think you're retarded

>>64987 Pussy.

>>64989 >never heard of busty boys

>>64991 Nigga don't be a faggot

>>64985 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>64990 Anon doesn't understand the appeal.

>>64992 Faggots are hot though...

>>64993 Meant to reply to >>64984 apolocheese

>>64995 I want WOMEN with FAT TITS not MEN with BREAST INJECTIONS

>>64997 And I, the THIRD PERSON, want WOMEN with BREAST INJECTIONS We are not the same.

Purples with ball injections

>>64998 Those are all natural her artist is just bad at drawing

>>64998 Raicow.

>>64998 Plastic is fantastic

>>65000 are they really natural then

>>64999 Injection of your pink's spit (actually applied topically)

>>65004 True. But there are no purples with big enough balls

>>64999 Huh... Kinda, peak?- Can you explain?

pppfffttt?

>Raitabortion jump scare Dios Mio

>>65007 braphog?

>>65005 If my purple's balls were any bigger she wouldn't be able to walk

>>65010 There are no purples with such big balls in /flg/...

>>65009 No, lewd zombie virus

>>65011 Not yet, because I haven't made a tanuki ninja girl OC yet

My pink would never turn into a tit-fat zombie.

>>65011 She recently got stung by a bunch of bees

>>65014 I will turn this person's pink intok a tit-fat zombie. NOW.

>>65013 That's what I thought. I'd know if there were purples with huge balls in /flg/

>>65014 >Quoted from before she heard it's transferred by ravenous tit chewing

>>65017 That's actually a good cock reference, I'll save that for later. But MAN it's gonna be costly, since there's a dressed, dressed with giant pants bulge, naked with crotch seal, full naked alts. My poor wallet...

>>65021 I could say something about this and *geplay but decided against it I just wanted you to know that I could have

>>65014 Good, because if she infected a blue he'd turn into a dick zombie, and a purple? Dangerous tit-fat AND dick zombie.

>>65022 Go ahead.

>>65023 >your pink will never get raped by a dangerous titfat purple zombie

>>65025 I used to play this, I really should make a profile for it again.

>>65025 <Said purple is also being raped by a dick zombie blue >Your pink is about to infect another person via titjob+blowjob >>65026 Based, RIP profile

>>65027 >Said purple is also being raped by a dick zombie blue Eugh

>>65027 I don't give a shit what's happening behind the evil titfat purple as long as I'm getting raped

>>65028 The virus turns people into hyper sexed zombies, they'll fuck whatever and whoever >>65029 Zombies aren't inherently evil, the virus is

tfw

>>65031 prior to infection

>>65032 Holy shit, it turned him into a woman!

>>65030 My pinks are in area where the strain doesn't do that

>>65033 Still a boy, actually

So I thought 8chan was meant to have mods? Wasn't that the big appeal?

>>65031 >>65032 >>65035 >The virus has either mutated, or this guy just has unlucky genetics and the virus thought he was a purple so he grew tits Unlucky!

>>65036 bwo?

>>65036 ...What exactly is against the rules, here?

>>65035 Huh? No, that's clearly a woman now.

It was meant to be a tomboy-ruining virus.

>>65041 Slopmachine read a bit too much into the "boy"

where's the virus that turns them into cute boys with fat asses

>>65041 I figured, but the slop really makes them androgynous. >>65043 When the artist who did the initial pic finally comes around to doing a guy (They draw shotas with fat asses, cock and balls)

>>65024 My pink does that except it's not a zombie outbreak and it's in a daycare and it's tit-chewing bait for a horde of brats

Virus which gives you at least shoulder length hair

>>65045 Ooh..Intentionally pushing tits through a wall, or getting trapped by the twerps?

Virus which gives you at least knee-length bush.

tiiiiiiiitsssssssszzz...........

>>65047 Intentionally. It's like dangling meat into a tank full of starving piranhas

>>65050 Super based...Shill?

>>65051 For what? Do you have a daycare/c/?

>>65052 May b

egg?

>>65054 Smegg

>>65055 my favorite

>>65056 My femboy has smeggies...

>>65057 DMF...

smallest pink i'll tolerate

Oh boy. I sure am happy to see the shitpost ritual posts over here because schizzy is bored.

>>65060 like what

>Hi miss did you want to sex? Hate these niggers

>>64949 Lol lmao

>>65059 (she is normal sized purple and one of the minuscule figures is the pink)

>>64958 Yup. When I open the profile and the first thing I'm bombarded with is some dry biography that leeches the fluids from my eyes, I just tab out. Yeah, you can write (probably), but you should also be judicious about how you write, how much you write, and how you present it. An uninspired text dump will probably not just scare off the writelets, but also indicate to people that can write that you likely not be a lot of fun to write with.

Me and egg have the same tastes and their ideas are based but unfortunately they're a gooner

>>65067 It does suck knowing an anon has similar tastes to you but they're a non-player

>>65068 Or worse, your availability and timezone simply don't match and you never get to write. >Has been lusting after two anons for almost 2 years now. Less than five scenes between those two combined.

>>65069 Oh yeah that is worse and it happens to me

>>65067 So you have gooner tastes?

>>65070 One day I'm going to pin down that little Oceanic bastard and drain him dry.

>>65072 Oh, you're talking about me- (I assume)

Ladies like this tbh.

>>65074 Holy shit fucking yes please.

>>65074 Hag (true)

>>65073 If so, not intentionally? But maybe.

>>65071 I like hypno, bugs, porn proportions and stuff so yeah I guess

>>65077 Not exactly many known Oceanic anons, so yeah, I assume you want to pin me, {DATA EXPUNGED] down...

>>65069 Me and plap...

>>65079 I know there's a few of you and at least two Hawaiians. But presuming you're who I think you are, ding ding ding.

>>65081 Huh, didn't know there were more Aussies here (Or I just forgot) I would've figured Hawaii would be in the American timezones but checking the maps, it's furthur out than I thought And well, maybe I am, if I start with a J. Also good GIF.

>>65082 anyone knows who the aussie with J here is mate

>>65082 Trust me, Hawaii is particularly cursed. Stuck between OCE and US East in just an awkward enough spot to make it shitty to plan with a 4ish hour difference.

>>65081 Purples jerking off and purples getting jerked off is still super duper hotto

>>65083 Yeah I know, let me be a bit coy okay? >>65084 I trust it, it's enough of a difference that it doesn't seem bad, but it's like, 6pm vs 10pm, way bigger than you think.

>>65085 Real.

>>65074 Built for tall, muscular purps.

>>65085 TRVTH NVCK

>>65086 Yuuuup. It really is bigger than you'd think. Ah well - Time zones will always be the bane of smut and creative writing. Either way, my late night musings are entirely on track and I stand by what I said. You. Me. One day. >Good gif I love Bretta. >>65085 Un-fucking-deniably. Hand jobs and frotting will always be two of my favorite kinks. Anyway, goodnight thread and Jodi.

>>65090 I had a feeling it was you. And yes, at SOME POINT we will do something. The stars will align, and all that.

>>65085 It's the superiority you can feel in your hands.

I’m subversive so I actually prefer purple x pink and also bugs x pink

>>65093 You can't say the b word here...

>>65094 BUGS BUGSBUGSBUGSBUGSBUGSBUGSBUGSBUGS! What, did bugs get banned here or something? :(

I'm a bug

>>65096 W-will you mpreg my femboy?

>>65095 (((they))) banned it

>>65098 You made me go check the rules. Fuck you, no it isn't!

>>65099 Last chance. You won't like what happens next...

will a femboy mpreg my bug....

>>65101 ...Yes, I'd do this, but are you actually asking? Post bug...

>>65097 Potentially. Shill.

unmentioning bugs

Mentioning short fatty moms.

>>65105 How specific...

mentioning hypnobait

>>65106 Not super specific. There just aren't a lot of them. :(

>>65106 PLEASE GOD I WANT TO BE OBSESSED WITH HER AND MAKE HER FEEL BEAUTIFUL AND WORSHIP HER AND EAT HER OUT ENDLESSLY AND KNEEL UNDER HER DESK SUCKING CLIT FOR HOURS AND KISS HER TITS AND MAKE OUT WITH HER AND BE HER'S Sorry, I know that was cringe, I just had to get it out of my system.

Mentioning gigantic obese moms

>>65109 Anon, this is a slam pig. I commend your spirit but you're supposed to EXPLOIT her insecuirties, not fix them!

Sadly I don't like MHA. Japs need to make more stubby tubby moms.

>>64897 https://www.f-list.net/c/feline%20fuck >TQ Hate(sex)

Inko my beloved...

>>65113 TQ: I hate this ref

>>65115 :(

>>65113 >bi-fem pref -__-

>>65113 God damn it, the only cringe part of this profile is that it's a fucking dom...

>>65117 I like pinks, purples and other twinks. My customs show as much so bi-fem pref seems correct to me. >>65118 Usually dom. Putting a twink in his place is good too but not the main thing I made this profile for.

people don't like chubby women

>>65120 YES WE DO YES WE DO YES WE DO Quit lying. This is quite literally the only thing I will play with...

>>65120 You're right, I don't

>>65121 Play must be sparse.

>>65123 Yes. Yes it is. Nobody makes fat pinks. There are legitimately way, way more fat purples, and that's only a rare mood for me...

Feels emo in here

>>65124 >fat purples Gross. Now fat pinks and muscular purples? Kino.

>>65126 I can get behind that, we were just having a fatfag conversation. I didn't say anything about muscular purps being bad...

>>65126 muscular purples are cringe fat purples are based

fat (titfat) is based

>>65127 I was just hating on fat purples and taking the opportunity to mention prime partner candidates for fat pinks. I can't believe I have art with Kermit in it

Literally every conversation has to get made about purples, huh

fat mascblues (bronze behemoth but i fed him 10 costco hotdogs)

>>65132 gross

>>65131 It's either about pinks or purples. Nothing else matters.

>>65132 Don't like that, not one bit.

>>65132 For only fifteen dollars too! You can't get a hot fatty at a better price!

>>65134 Nothing? What about our BUG MASTERS?

>>65136 this pic is kino thank you anon

>>65137 Those what? Why did you leave a blank space at the end there?

>>65136 Mnnnffghghnngghhhhhh.....

>>65140 this sux, i dont like fubhub

>>65140 oh i hate this i hate this

>>65141 >Fubhub Fuck, that's so good I'm unironically tempted to make.

>>65143 *shoots u*

>>65143 It already exists, my dude. https://www.f-list.net/c/fubhub *slutsquats like a squatslut*

>>65145 based shitty ass profile keeping an anon from committing a crime

bellyfat is where it's at though

>>65144 > >>65145 With a name like that it was inevitable, this is much less funny that the grubhub guy.

>>65147 belly fat doesn't preclude titty fat or ass fat or thigh fat or fat fat

>>65147 Yes fucking please. The perfect female body...

Titfat, assfat and thighfat is all I want

>>65148 Then allow me to entertain you with desynched gifs in recompense.

>>65150 >fellatrix i dont like where this is going

>>65151 And belly fat to go with that! :D

>>65154 Belly fat (pregnant)

>>65152 I need to record more desynced gifs in statuses.

>>65156 It's just so fucking funny to me and I don't know why. Something about this always makes me giggle so goddamn much

Sometimes I feel like I'm in alternate f-list with how none of my friends or bookmarks put eicons in their statuses.

>>65157 Hey I know that sow. That's that third rate vtuber right with the humongous titties (IRL too)

>>65158 Mine do and I like eicons in statuses. It's not like I'm shitting on them when their eicons desync. It's just funny. It probably happens to my statuses as well.

hhhehehe

>>65161 Orc who mastered his body so well he can move his ass cheeks separately.

>>65160 It's more that I wonder where you find people that do it.

Going back through this folder I can't stop fucking laughing please help

>>65163 NTA but the gacha characters tend to have sex mosaics in status

>>65165 Any gacha games in particular? Since I'm somehow avoiding it.

>>65166 Fate has 'em, genshin used to, Uma has a lot of horsecock mosaics

>>65166 Double-NTA but fate. It's also just more goonery sexualized profiles in general, though. You can often find some goof ones from the front page of fstatus.

I should slop a mosaic for Felix.

>>65169 You should make it intentionally comedically desynched, though.

>>65170 I'd keep it a static image probably...Video AI gen seems whack

>>65167 >>65168 Somehow avoided the fate ones. Although I'm relatively picky with which fate profiles I bookmark.

>>65172 >they didn't bookmark any of my fate profiles i'm roping

>>65173 hey it's okay unless you're florence nightingale or minamoto no raikou you failed the assignment anyways

>>65173 Which ones are yours? I can tell you why.

>Tired >Decide to take a nap >Titcow I've been waiting to log on for over a week logged on

>>65177 The son cucking scene will have to wait. I'm old enough that sleep comes first now.

>>65174 ok nvm our tastes could not be further apart >>65175 not gonna out myself...

>>65179 Out yourself or be branded a coward.

>>65179 >that first statement Yep, that'd exactly be why.

>>65180 >out myself >be branded one anyway

>>65182 I mean we already know you are one from your admission

>>65181 I love my titcows but florence and raikou are among my least desired characters, i respect the hustle though.

>>65182 Coward. If your characters are from FGO and no other part of fate then I won't have them bookmarked. That's the first hurdle.

Since the other general doesn't appreciate my genius, make a fat, stinky fujoshi girl who ICly goons over people's characters like they were fictional things in her universe and rates people's profiles and roleplays. That is all

>>65186 ok cringezumi

>>65187 I'm a straightoid, don't you fucking ever, ever call me that. I spit on you. How fucking dare you accuse me of being cringezoomie.

>>65188 Uh oh the hetero is upsetio.

>>65189 Uh oh, the yurifag is being a YURINAG.

>>65161 sadly kind of a boring shememe orc

>>65190 yurifags are very hateable though ngl

>>65178 >The son cucking scene will have to wait. NTA, but hot, sleep well, anon. Nap time for me too.

>>65178 >>65193 Wait... Which one is anon? WHICH PART IS ANON PLAYING?

Hyper purples which are too big for any insertion so they only get outercourse

>>65195 Kino, but only if they fruitlessly mash themselves against a hole trying to stick it in anyway.

>>65196 Trainer-san is too flat.

what is son cucking?

Attractive loli pinks on f-list don't exist.

>>65199 yeah they dont even have asses bigger than their whole body

>>65199 Too eager. She should be bratty and get broken in for it.

>>65201 I miss when consensual sex was cool.

>>65202 Gross.

>>65202 I just think brat correction is fun.

I miss when brats weren't the overwhelming meta.

Bratbreaking (the brat acts like a tease without any real context of what she might be baiting)

No brats. Only lolis who know they're hot and want you to fuck them into pregnancy.

>>65207 n

>>64897 https://www.f-list.net/c/mis-adventure >TQ i hate shotas and cute boys!! none of them ever want to wander into my dungeons and be raped by monster girls and other foes . . .

>>65209 >i hate shotas and cute boys!! this but unironically

>>65207 no breedies

>>65209 Uh, how do you feel about big PP shotas?

>>65209 >Monster girls >Posts elves The only thing monstrous about knife ears is how hard they make my dick.

>>65212 >Uh, how do you feel about big PP shotas? in general i prefer them, but a lot of them belong to the typical aggressive bratdom category which i am less enthused about. that or their character reference doesn't match my overall vibe. >>65213 >The only thing monstrous about knife ears is how hard they make my dick. finding good monster girl x shoter art is a struggle.

>>65214 Fucking how? The MGQ protag was a shota and that's like.. The main THING.

Correction.

>>65215 >MGQ okay grandpa

>>65185 They're not F/GO exclusive no.

>>65199 this doujin was god tier

>>65216 How do you correct pinkpits

>>65221 cleaning them

>>65221 In soviet Russia, the pink pits correct YOU.

>>65221 I wasn't specifically talking about the pits, but fair enough.

pinks should have to cover up their pits

Today I learned that fire emblem three kingdoms is a grooming simulator. No wonder you guys like that game so much.

>>65227 i don't give a singular feces about fire emblem although

>>65228 Then I guess I wasn't talking to you, huh

>>65229 so it would seem

>>65186 Ngl, that idea hit hard. I'm actually tempted

>>65209 i really want to hit you up but i basically only have modern and modern-adjacent-canon characters and i feel like dropping the fantasy world stuff would be disappointing you, especially when you've set up so much lovely stuff.

>>65213 Wood elves got some nice cocks.

>>65233 That artist's style is so simple yet does crazy things to me. I don't get it.

>>65234 You and me both, anon.

>>65234 Some artists are like that yeah.

>>65152 Which is the third one from

>>65237 NTA, but that's definitely one of many futa Lady D from RE8 movies, which one I couldn't tell you, they get kind of samey after a while

I want to write but none of my partners are on. I could look for something new, but then I'm worried I'll be busy or burnt out too continue tonight. The torture.

>>65239 What partners do you have?

God I love the concept of a hypnotic tentacle pushing something into someone's mouth but why did it have to come from Deltarune of all things...

>>65241 you don't need to blend all your fetishes together

>>65242 See but I do.

>>65241 That is from Delta Rune? I've seen it recently but didn't know

>>65240 I'm not going to name anyone specific. Also, why did this website hate mobile so much?

>>65244 The hypnotic tentacle shit is called a werewire and it's from deltarune yeah.

>>65245 Because mobile users, mobile software and the thought that anybody could roleplay effectively on mobile are all a fucking joke.

>>65241 I can stand the normal type of hypnofag but this and the Disney snake bewilders me. That said, there are plenty of substantially worse fetishes so I suppose it's not too bad.

>>65247 I'm discussing 8chan and how it seems to hate mobile. I want to be able to post while walking the dog, nonny. Not rp.

>>65248 to be fair i wouldve been fine with a regular tentacle shoving something in someone's mouth as well, it having colorful swirls is kinda hotto tho because of the implied hypno... i dont see how this one is on the same level as kaa tho

>>65249 Oh. I'm sorry. You should be able to post while walking your dog, yes. ...May we see him?

>>65238 Also NTA, decided to do some digging since I was bored and I came up empty.

>>64897 https://www.f-list.net/c/marieuxnne/

>>65107 morning anon

Gn tred

>>65255 You're going to bed now? What cursed timezone are you?

>>65256 gmt+2 aka yurop

>>65257 A cursed existence my friend... But it gives me time to work on something for when you wake up.

>>65258 Don't let my timezone fool you. Usually I stay up til way later. Just sleeping early because I messed up my schedule so badly to the point it reset.

>>65256 Australia or Hawaii are the most cursed time zones.

>>65260 >Cursed time zones I know what that feels like.

>>65260 Hey, I'm awake now!

>>65261 RIP. >>65262 >Made me check f-list to see if any bookmarkies are on. >Nada. You got me, anon.

>>65194 The bull

>>65264 >Doesn't have me bookmarked That's okay I'm cringe anyhow

>>65263 i thought that was kallen for a mo

pink vs sensory deprivation pit except she

>>65267 That is Kallen Kazuki, from the hit show Yugioh 5Ds.

>>65268 uh oh this anon was seized and locked in the sensory deprivation pit before he could finish his post

>>65266 Gomen, anon... Forgive me.

>>65270 Wow! Big fan. Not really. I just like bitches in tight piloting suits and cockpits.

>>65251 You are forgiven. >May we see him >Oh god it's a white woman Sorry, he's gay.

>>65269 NTA but personally it's about Akiza Izinski from Code Geass.

>>65271 Sorry anon... I will now smite thee

>>65274 Man oh man, Code Geass sure knows what they're doing with Aki. I think for me though, it's gotta be Kallen. Just cuter, simple as.

>>65272 plump pussy...

>>65275 No, NO- ACK!

>>65227 Yeah, and?

>>65278 天

>go online >talk to someone >looks promising >then after a little bit less so >lose interest >they still want to rp/expect rp >rinse and repeat

>>65281 Learn to tell them no instead of leading them on. It will save you both time and effort.

>>65281 just block them without warning and never speak to them again

>>65283 I think I'll do this.

>>65284 While I don't agree with not rejecting them, it is the easiest method. Proud of you for learning to say no.

>>65279 Have the other pictures I have saved of her too.

>>65282 It's not just having to say no that sucks. It's just ending up the same way time and again. It's fatiguing. It's no one's fault. It's just... tiresome. >>65283 Then I may as well reject them outright. Which I often do, but then they kind of just seem to soft handwave it.

>>65287 >Then I may as well reject them outright. Which I often do, but then they kind of just seem to soft handwave it. well, either that, or you keep dodging them. or you just never go on that /c/ ever again.

>>65288 >or you just never go on that /c/ ever again. Eventual end result.

On the topic of social etiquette and rejection: If you've been turned down or ghosted, I assume it's very rude/annoying/inappropriate to try your luck again with the same person even many months after. Any other unspoken rules you want to share for the socially inept on F-list?

>>65290 Depends on how clearly they rejected you.

>>65289 I've let that happen to me too many times and I'm sick of it.

>>65290 One super secret tip is to approach on the character you actually want to fuck me on, and don't go "Well I have other characters". No. You get one shot on that specific character you approached on. This isn't some tango where we dance around and plan things out with your 20 other characters.

>>65293 This.

>>65292 Same. I just want to get a handful of partners I fuck with, but I always end up with people that don't do anything for me hounding my /c/ as soon as I get on to the point of just abandoning the profile.

>>65293 Yeah, putting your best foot forward kinda deal, and making the process as simple for the person you're approaching. Otherwise it comes across as coping and desperation if you're spitballing other /c/s

>>65295 >I always end up with people that don't do anything for me hounding my /c/ as soon as I get on to the point of just abandoning the profile. you don't need to abandon the profile, to be honest. a break for one or two months is enough. if they message you again (quite rare) just say that 'oh, i'm looking for something else at the moment - sorry!' and i find that works pretty well.

>>65297 Yeah, maybe. It's just dispiriting.

>Reject approacher >They still re-approach the exact same away every single month for nearly a year

>>65298 >Yeah, maybe. It's just dispiriting. just think of it as a fresh start. new profiles will abound! and you have gotten rid of all the dead weight from before.

>>65300 More so the fact that I end up in the same spot again without really getting much out of it. Also nice Unohana picture.

>>65301 >More so the fact that I end up in the same spot again without really getting much out of it. oh. maybe your profile is set up so that it doesn't attract the people you want to attract, then? i also find myself growing disinterested in some of my partners but it doesn't happen too consistently. i might play on another /c/ or take a break and it usually leads to better stuff the next time around. i guess i am a bit of an alt-oholic tho so maybe that makes things easier.

>>65288 sex with this thing

Sex with this thing.

>>65299 I have ignored a few people who do the s and the schizo client lets me see them still try to approach me 1-2 times a week three years later.

>>65302 KK ishy owes me a buttjob.

>>65304 where is it

>>65304 This, but a canonfell with similar proportions.

>Still in the mood to play my pink which gets no approaches worth a damn >The friends I have who I can force into playing stuff for me aren't around Time to kill myself.

>>65302 There's just things I want that nobody with the same interests seems to offer. And when they do, they're offputting for other reasons. I just always end up going meh on them. And it's not a decision—it's a reaction. I couldn't force myself to be interested if I wanted to.

>>65308 a WHAT!!!!

>>65311 canon lalafell

It's fucking cursed how unpopular dom pinks are.

>>65313 *cracks whip*

>>65313 Works on my machine

>>65313 Dom pinks looking for blues? Probably

>>65227 3H is a pretty mid FE thoughever.

>>65227 I like Catherine.

>>65316 Pink x pink is relatively easy to get, yeah, although purple x pink is even easier even if you do literally all the same shit as pink x pink and the dick never enters the RP. Pink (dom) x blue (sub) is an absolute hellscape if you don't want some useless, spineless and sniveling femboy or shota.

>>65319 >Pink (dom) x blue (sub) is an absolute hellscape if you don't want some useless, spineless and sniveling femboy or shota. NTA but I'm guessin' the problem is not resisting and immediately folding to the dom which doesn't give much to work with, yeah?

>>65319 >Pink (dom) x blue (sub) is an absolute hellscape if you don't want some useless, spineless and sniveling femboy or shota. that's natural selection. all the sub blues have died off because no one wanted to play with them, or they hide in the caves of shota-ness or 'hi miss' shittery

I wish all blues would die off for real

>>65322 find a therapist to fix that issue for you

>>65323 I'm literally normal bobeir

>>65324 No. And please stop burdening the thread with your psychological baggage.

>>65320 It's multifaceted, although that is a factor. The way shotas are socialised means that they are less attractive partners than lolis, and far less attractive than adult men who have had time to sort themselves out a bit It's not quite the instant folding of femboys, I'd be fine with some masc men who instantly fold. It's more that basically none of them actually play characters with their own motivations or goals. There is nothing there to bounce off. Then we also have that twunks and masc men are just more attractive than most femboys. I'm weak to thighs which can push it back into the femboy camp at times, but really most of the time I'd rather be playing with a flat girl than a femboy - and those are absolutely everywhere on f-list as well.

>>65325 Nah I'm gonna do my own thing. You're welcome to leave though :)

>>65322 Unironically this. Please stop messaging me. Please die blues. Please die m*les.

If you're going to hate men the least you could do is fetishize it.

>>65327 Pass. If you get too annoying, I'll just hide your posts.

>>65326 >It's more that basically none of them actually play characters with their own motivations or goals Right, nothing to tempt them with or play with their insecurities or fears. This has been helpful, anon. Thank you.

>>65329 Corrupting a lesbian into being a male loving dick addict...

Corrupting a straight wife into being a dickgirl-loving dyke.

>all this hate towards what I like to write Ha-ha... Thanks, guys...

>>65334 For what it's worth, anon. Not everyone here hates blues.

>>65334 What do you like to write?

>>65336 Do you seriously expect him to answer this and for it to get literally anything but hate Anon could say "blue BUGS" or "the TIGHTEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER READ" and everybody would immediately go WELL THAT SUCKS YOU DESERVE IT DIE

>>65334 It's pretty cringe, yeah.

>>65337 :(

>>65337 This isn't 4tred

Reminder this all started with a pink literally thirsting for more blues to play with.

>>65341 Did it? I guess I wasn't following the thread because I was doing my own thing, mostly.

>>65341 Do think it's resentment for past grievances?

Watch out, the blue defense force is out now! We all love blues! :)

>>65343 Stop trying to ruin the tred quality further by baiting.

>>65344 I'm okay with them. Sadly more in my bullying mascblues mood as of late than my doting on them mood, though.

>>65345 Sorry, my bad.

>>65344 What >>65346 Said. Although I'm rarely in the mood to dote on them in a non-mocking way

I'm starting to buy into the "4chan schizo psyop" theory now.

>>65349 I have no idea why these types of images make me viscerally uncomfortable but they sure do.

>>65349 It's been really obvious for a while. They've been sticking their dick into a bunch of different convos to make shit more hostile. The word choice and sentence structure is easy to recognize.

>>65348 >doting on mascblues in a mocking way Need to know more intensifies.

>>65349 >>65351 Can a nigga get a QRD?

>>65349 I want to play this. Badly. But I would never, ever, ever, ever play it with other fellow blues!

>>65352 >Blue is the leader of the enemy army >Rode in, slaughtered his honour guard, broke his legs/tied him up/whatever capturing method and am starting to condition him. Awwww who's a big strong warrior for mommy? You are, you are! You are going to be so big and strong and powerful, mommy is sure of it. However you won't grow big and strong if you don't drink all your milkies, so drink up. Drain mommy's breasts like the hungry baby you are. Good boy.

>>65355 Hi Esdeath but mommydom.

>>65355 nta, but that's pretty fuckin' hot.

>>65357 >anon fell for it heh

>>65358 How long until we tell him that they'll want to unbirth and abort his friends as well?

>unbirth ummmm

>>65359 He'll find out on his own when they start shlorping into her womb with him!

>>65355 Hotto desu yo. Spoils of war is always nice.

>>65327 Is that you, Fai?

>>65363 Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time. I wonder how that nigger feels about his precious object of obsession deleting everything.

>>65364 lore doko desu ka?

>>65364 Well, I'm curious because of this post >>64398 The typing styles seem to be the same.

>>65365 Better left buried. Ancient nigger obsessed with another ancient nigger who's now gone.

>>65367 damn, that sounds bothersome

>>65327 >k bye

>>65369 >>65370 Half his posts are either stirring trouble, bragging about stirring trouble or saying how much he hates straight blues. He doesn't belong here. I can't be here as much as I'd like so I unfortunately may miss if he rerolls his IP and comes back for more, but if this becomes a recurring problem I may just turn on IDs again.

How do you make F-List better?

In happier posting, I got something that I wanted tonight so. That's nice I suppose.

>>65371 Good on ya DoK. Glad to have you around.

>>65372 Instantly and permanently ban anybody who bitches about anybody's fetishes. Improve search features to be able to search through everybody online for everything from age to breast size. Allow people to make "wanted" ads - I want this, somebody to play X thing with me, somebody to play X character and ref. Add a "spontaneity" mode where you can browse as just a temporary name without having a page or account that goes away as soon as you sign out.

>>65375 What about the mentally retarded autists who are too shot to ever get play and spend their time either bitching about everything and bringing the mood down, or being a nuisance to everyone?

>>65376 That's how you make the threads better. Those are naturally ostracized and moderated enough on the site proper to be nothing more than an occasional entertainment, because when somebody does that on the actual website they know it's tied to their character. No change needed.

>>65373 Proud of you, anon.

>Approached by an always dom purple on my always dom pink Illiterate or paper tiger?

>>65379 Or they think you are.

>>65356 >Esdeath but Esdeath Huh?

>>65380 I just responded with what I'd want to do to them and they ran away. Very sad!

>>65379 >>65382 The Stoppable Force (Illiterate and Fickle) vs the Immovable Object (Steadfast and Dominant).

>>65371 >Only half Color me surprised

Do any of you guys have a problem with your kinks and fetishes? I feel like I've written myself into a corner just by... I don't know, being fucking born. Am I the only one who only enjoys very very specific particular types of pairings and scenes, and spurns everything else? People have told me I have an actual talent, but doing anything but what I want is like actually physically pulling teeth, and even trying to push through it to please others makes me very quickly actively resent whatever the thing is that isn't my fetish. I've wrestled with it for years, and it's left me completely uninterested in the 99% of the site who seemingly would happily write with me, and it makes me feel like such a colossal asshole.

>>65385 I am stupendously thankful every single day that I am satisfied with, "Big tits and sex with pretty lady" even if I like harder things like snuff and horror.

>>65386 I mean, if you boil it down to it's extremely oversimplified constituent components, I too basically like 'big tits and sex'. But you don't ever get blocked by like, only wanting to play as or do hyperspecific things? An unwillingness to play anything but your cringe OCs or a specific canon? A crippling need for a very specific dynamic - only wanting doms, or only wanting a specific kind of sub, or anything like that?

>>65385 What do you want, anon?

>>65388 Ah, but you see, if I loudly complain about not getting it so openly, it makes my whole collection of fetishes look whiny and pathetic, and would basically be me drawing myself as the soyjak. I will tangentially shitpost about what my specific kink is later, without complaining, but for now, we can assume for sake of discussion that like, I'm desperately into only playing greens, and am only into playing them with female ferals. You can clearly see the kind of issue I'm trying to illustrate.

>>65389 Yeah, I was just wondering if our autisms overlapped at all. In that case I could provide you with some relief.

>>65387 No, never. I have a desire, a WANT to do something, but F-list lets you hop on three characters. I sit on [one character I really want to do things on] all day and all night hoping the golden goose comes along, and characters that I know will get satisfactory play also get tabs. Not to get existential, but I could die tomorrow, next week, next month. Do you really want to be sitting on your palms wishing you were roleplaying this hyper specific scenario, when you could either 1. Just have fun RP'ing, or 2. Write a story satiating that craving, instead?

>>65391 No, I don't. But I can't physically force myself to actually enjoy doing anything but my Thing, and doing so is such a negative experience that it's actively not any better than just not roleplaying at all. I certainly have tried, by focusing on making others happy, by trying to control my thoughts and focus on things I'd like about other scenes. It just makes me really hateful and frustrated very fast. Sometimes it's even things I'd normally like, because my mood changes from specific thing to specific thing. I guess I really am alone on this one.

>>65392 Sorry man, I hate to break it to you but I'm pretty sure that is a sign of severe depression and you might want to seek help.

>>65393 That was extremely not what I was looking to hear, because I've been clinically depressed since I was a small child and no therapist has been able to help me. Pain peko. Oh well. Thanks for coming to my Bred Talk.