thinking about age made me consider something the Gudas are said to be below legal drinking age in Ooku which was about 2 years after we got hired does this mean Chaldea hired a 13 year old?

>>346687 20 is the legal drinking age in Japan.

>>346687 out of 10!

>>346687 After Olympus 5.2, Kiichi Hogen's line changes from him being too young to being over the age but still abstaining Mash was 14 when she was officially hired though.

>>346642 Its still the morning

>>346687 Only 30+ year old oji-san salaryman gets to drink alcohol in nippon land.

>>346687 They add a decimal every year. Guda was 17.0 at release, now he's 17.9.

>>346230 powerful

>>346726 GUDAO WAS ONLY 17.9 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCKING HAG

>>346739 >butthole you know poop comes from there....right? like. poop. the stuff from the butt.

Guda is unaging. All that singularities and lostbelt shenanigans buy PHH being bleached, too much exposure of Servantverse Cosmic Radiation, Guda Guda particles and Lizlloween Phenomenon lead to him being an anomaly where he's functionally in perma stasis chronologically speaking. He's attained a special form of immortality that is active as long as PHH isn't restored and thus unable to observe his state of mortality.

>>346750 It's ok as long as you give Shuten the good ol' alcohol enema. The alcohol makes it extra sterilizing.

>>346758 that just seems unpleasant for everyone involved poop alcohol would be coming out. not ideal!

I'll bake

>>346764 You need 3 more posts besides mine for optimal baked

>>346758 It also makes the tastiest sake ever

>>346764 Gilgamesh bread?

>>346764 Add the stream news https://webview.fate-go.us/2025/0511_cbs21/

>>346687 According to a few sources you never finished school, so you were 15 or 16 at the start of the game. Since then only 3.5 years have gone by in canon. Act 1 and 1.5 happened in real time. All of act 2 took 1 year as lb7 confirms 1 year has passed + kirei acknowledged Christmas. So 15.0 to 16.5 at the start of the game, and the gap grows narrower with each passed up drink.

>>346774 >>346762 You're not supposed to drink the alcohol that's coming out of her ass.

>>346784 yeah but like there would be poop alcohol there. and alcohol is already awful. found the one way to make it worse.

>>346790 You keep pumping the alcohol until the ass is clean.

>>346790 don't you have a toilet at home?

>>346797 yeah but i dont put alcohol in butts

>>346790 You're supposed to fill then shit then fill then shit over and over till it comes out clear.

>>346815 yeah that involves shitting out alcohol full of poop thats gross

FRESH BREAD >>346816 >>346816 >>346816 FRESH BREAD

>>346817 Yeah but the point is that you do that to get rid of all the shit so the butthole is no longer gross

>>346758 I don't think it's a good idea to insert alcohol in the butt. The rectum's job is to absorb liquid, you could get intoxicated.

>>346642 You can make chicken taste better by breading it crack an egg and scramble it, add finely minced garlic, powder pepper and salt, soak the chicken filets on this and then pass it thru breadcrumbs Voilá, you got supremas

>>346758 Has anyone tried it before? Wouldn't the alcohol sting?

>already got 90 SQ from pod quest bond farming shame they only give you 3

Lilith can fart in my mouth idgaf