Characters that make you say "wife"

She Exits Elegantly Dazzlingly

wife

>Astra preemptively setting up base in Chinatown Bibian lostered...

>>492756 based first post

>>492764 we love Astra here

Rolling

>>492766 zhu love

Do it for your daughter

Rolling for EVE

>>492778 F U C K

Does anyone have the comparison video of both Belle costumes in the new patch? I think they indeed upped her boob jiggle even for the old costume, but I want to compare.

>>492769 ASStranomical mod

>>492757 wife

Ether wives

>>492773 ZAMN cops carry THAT?!

>>492764 Trigga is in Waifei too right

>>492787 it's called pubsexo for a reason

>>492780 OG Belle has no jiggle, so it would be easy a difference.

>>492764 Bibi you need to buy tickets to waifu peninsula right now!

>>492789 She will be

>>492792 She has some, it's just very minor. And she had plenty of jiggle in cutscenes, the one you get shown for returning back to the game (as Wise) in particular. I want to check if maybe she had precisely zero jiggle and they have already added some, or if the jiggle in the upcoming patch is more pronounced than that.

>ran out of polys to mine owari da....

Finally doing my events, just noticed they added more advanced "camera-tracking" movements. All agents will slightly tilt their head and move their eyes to make eye contact when you're taking a picture in their line of sight. They used to simply snap their heads into your direction once you put the camera on them. However, now when they are in an idle animation they will incorporate this "camera tracking" into their animation, taking glances only during certain parts of it. Shit is lowkey getting me hard. I only know Astra and Evelyn do this, has anyone seen it with other agents?

>>492806 Your 'cheevos, bro? Your Quality Time events?

You don't know how fucking upset I am that these are covered by skirts. Will they be in the story or just event cameos like Astra?

>>492809 >now when they are in an idle animation they will incorporate this "camera tracking" into their animation, taking glances only during certain parts of it. I don't know if my photo has this effect but damn, do I like this photo I took.

>>492786 Ether truly is the wife element.

Final thoughts on Orchidea now that her event is coming to a close?

>>492804 Cutscenes are different, they add jiggle on purpose. Belle's model itself has no jiggle. It's very clear if you use mods that enhance her assets and compare with other agents.

So bartending event when? Not the hsr style but literally the Valhalla style one with no handholding in a bar in the prime of night in hong Kong waifei peninsula

>>492810 Done. Godfinger, and everything else. If I can't get Shifu then I have to use THAT

rolling for chinky

>>492814 Yeah, Alice's skirt just completes her uniform look; making her look more underage.

>>492827 Will we be able to roofie our customers though?

>>492827 >bartending event when? When Chinice gets released.

I still haven't done any of the quality time chromosome farming. I swear they're going to fix it in the future and there won't be all that weird delay between lines and actions

Reminds me 9 years and still no va11halla sequel

>>492841 I bought the game and never finished it. I should...

DUN DUN DUN

Pro-tip, to hear specifically the lines for staring at the agents, instead of the lines for idling, you can walk around slowly with the camera pointing at the agent (or basically at you). >>492832 Damn, bro, what's your cheevo count? Why did you postpone Activity 12 this long, lmao?

moshi moshi we're rolling shifu's balls right?

Don't care, didn't ask, I'm still rolling for Red Tao >b-b-but she's not even a Hu Tao exp- SAVING AND ROLLING FOR RED TAO

>>492841 youre gonna play the psx looking game and you will like it

>>492824 Cute peer. Really glad she got a spotlight. She was underrated, happy she got a bunch of art out of it.

>>492850 if I win the Yixuan's coinflip, sure.

>>492850 just use steel cushion

>>492814 they are JKs like bibi.

>>492838 I've done half of them. One silver lining is that they don't pause to wait for your action other than the occasional selfie so you can just alt tab.

>>492850 how will you be able to show your room to your wife without her ball on the stand? are you crazy anon?

Shifu when?

>>492824 Wildly attractive but I don't know that I could spend any time with her.

>>492850 I'm rolling for panda ball, if shifu ball comes in the 20-30 pulls I'm putting in, I'll take it.

>>492849 I got filtered by no flashing colors and the shields taking too much time....

>>492850 >ball only she can use Erm nyo. I only roll when the ball is a general use statstick, hoping Alice's ball is the rupture version of Evelyn/Sanby's so I can justify getting it.

>>492825 The important part is that you grew stronger and overcame!

Are we getting the drip today or will we have to wait until after the patch?

>Play since day 1 >Want Rina, can't get her >Roll every limited banner for M0W1 including every rerun >Still can't get her for an entire year >Finally get spooked >It's while i'm rolling on the DOUBLE (2) homo banners >Get her W-Engine (W3 now) immediately after getting spooked by her. >M1 inevitably otw with anniversary selector This proves that I was forcefully kept prison gay (M5 Lycaon) on my SEEDED knot account, but they allowed me to have my hag a year later as compensation, and rewarded me further for funding your game duirng this anal worm infestation devastation. But hey, I have my hag now and i'm happy.

>>492884 Drip in 15.

>>492886 >SEEDED knot account Do they actually fuck with accounts

You must continue the bloodline, Wise

>>492888 Promises?

drip is going to be an idols MV

>>492895 The Yao bloodline, that is

>>492894 Based on what happened to me yes. I believe so.

>>492894 rng isnt random

>>492903 Is this why I failed to get Eve....I was a newbie back then....

>>492906 aieee

>>492908 I had every character in the game multiple times over before I ever got 1 Rina. My account was seeded and knotted.

>>492888 We still have Shifu's MV lol, it's not gonna be character drip.

>>492912 You must have pissed off some CCP official.

>>492913 Pretty sure her MV was rolled into her 8 minute short, they released the song from it already. I could be wrong though.

Sometimes, I wanna fuck Chinatsu and spend all night cuddling with her. Other times, I wanna do so with Rokudo. Then, there are some days of the week where all I desire to do, is to plap Yutanes little robotic ass. Thats the beauty of men sexual nature; polygamy. I love all my girls, and I love each one for different reasons.

>>492894 guess my account is grace seeded

>>492756 fat cop ass on my face

>>492931 I have m2w1 grace, still not using her She's a genuine autist with no regard for human feelings

>>492880 Meant for >>492876 On a side note: 1. I fucking HATE how the Quick Reply seems to remember random stuff that was added to it. I get the point, but it's not like it's persistent between (completely unnecessary) full-page refreshes, and given how hard it's to accidentally close it, I'm yet to have it "save" a long post I've been typing, but I have to manually clear it out every other time I try to post something. Maybe an option to clear out the contents when the window is manually closed could be added to the settings 2. It makes no sense that deleting your own posts trips "flood" protection like 10 times worse than actually shitposting. 3. Right now I can't even delete my posts to begin with (it used to work fine, aside from the """""flood""""" """""protection""""")

>>492899 Actually we need more Void Hunter so it has to be Hoshimi

I hate it when I get the distorted one sometimes

when yi xuan sexo

>>492894 Computers are incapable of true randomness, technically all simulated RNG is seeded in some way, and I highly doubt Hoyo is doing something like Cloudflare and their wall of lava lumps to overcome that.

>>492948 all rng is prng but the "my account seed is biased towards xyz" stuff is stil retarded tea-leaf reading. gacha players love to make up religions about the rng

>>492948 >>492957 Quantum computers are capable of true RNG, at least within our current understanding of quantum physics. Zenless Zone Zero.

>>492910 >>492916 >>492922 >>492926 >>492942

welp, guess I'm picking Koleda then

>>492937 I used to have this problem too but one of the extensions I use (I don't remember if it's 8chanSS or fullchanx or lynxchan extended minus minus) took care of it. Before I had to add this to the javascript in the site's JS settings. //CLEAR QUICK REPLY ON CLOSE document.querySelector("#quick-reply .close-btn").addEventListener('click', (event) => { document.querySelector("#quick-reply #qrbody").value = "" });

Which are you correcting first

>>492975 That's a legal age adult and a CHILD...

patch tomorrow night bwos that means drip TONIGHT

>>492980 2.1 drip just next week

>>492937 >It makes no sense that deleting your own posts trips "flood" protection like 10 times worse than actually shitposting. There's some deep lore behind why it does this actually. TLDR is back in the day some guy would spam illegal content on the site to dead boards, archive it using an archiving service, then delete the posts and report it to law enforcement to try and get the site taken down.

>>492927 Yeah I misremembered, it isn't an EP, just a teaser AKA the 2D animated trailer (as opposed to the miyabi vs shifu which is 3D). Interesting that they omitted the kit showcase this time.

Okay woke up from nap what’d I miss

>>492984 Why would someone waste their time doing that?

>>492996 I really want to touch that tail. Being told nyo just makes it more appealing.

>>493000 easy way to take out competition and prevent sites that support free speech from gaining traction

Guys do you think (you) have a chance with Grace if (you) end up being some kind of cyborg or are we still not robust enough?

>>493016 Grace is a freak, she'd probably like to study your eye implants.

Chances of the Idols being patch 2.2?

Fairy doko...?

>>493026 low. we probably getting obol again on 2.2. I wanna rape chinatsu btw

>>493027 If they do fairy I want them to go all out making her look like EDI from mass effect, the ballerina robots from atomic heart or pic related

>>492974 Ty for the script, bro. It's an easy fix but I wouldn't bother looking into it myself, so it helps!

>>493040 You should have these userscripts installed too. One of them took care of the problem without the need to copy paste the script each time you close your browser. https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/533169-lynxchan-extended-minus-minus https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/533268-8chanss https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/533067-fullchan-x

>>493029 Damn, at least I'll be safe to spend a few rolls on fufu

>>493049 Doesn't one of them break the Agent icon ID script?

>>493038 I want her to be more like eve, she's more fuckable than anything you mentioned.

inb4 today's drip is just a countdown post

>>493060 I honestly don't know since I don't have it installed.

>>493061 No

>>493060 I use all of them and it works for me.

Fapping to my ID, hope it's someone good.

did any anon swipe a pack/multiple packs before reset even if no plan to pull in the near future?

can someone share the ID character script?

>>493090 because of the top up bonus forgot to mention sorry im retarded

>>493069 >>493073 Mkay, I'll try them out in a bit. Ty you, bros.

>>493090 I swiped for the $100 a few weeks ago

>>493091 here you go bwo https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/536322-8chan-characterid

>>493093 Oh, I found it. It's in Lynxchan extended minus minus. Make sure the "Preserve the quick reply text when closing the box or refreshing the page" option is unchecked.

>have Lighter now >rerolled Lycaon week 1 >no Hugo Shame, but I just really don't care for how deflated his own patch made him.

LET'S GO DRIPPPPPPPP!?!?!!

I fucking love oni

Just got the cheevo from doing the Prophecy commission Not sure what the big deal was, that was fun

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

ACAB

Is Ellen's void gear after the update going to remain or disappear?

>>493123 I think it's all going to stay, mostly as is. Just the Icy Wave thing will be limited to DEF% Shred as you already got the move.

>>493123 I'm pretty sure they're gonna rework them since they mentioned that all agents can do aftershocks with the right gear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VcpoJRa4kM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VcpoJRa4kM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VcpoJRa4kM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8qkTG12DJU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8qkTG12DJU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8qkTG12DJU

https://youtu.be/B8qkTG12DJU MORE SHIFU

Damn they're really waiting until Yi Xuan releases to put out the drip

>>493130 NEW FUFU TRAILER JUST DROPPED GET THE FUCK IN HERE FUFUBWOS!

Shifu's casual nonchalance at everything is growing on me

>>493129 Jufufu's English voice is pretty good. Shifu's is fine but a bit too monotone. Also the mouth movements didn't match very well.

>>493129 Shifu is a scammer.

>>493090 I got the 30 dollar pack, that's already beyond what I'm willing to pay for gambling

chinese lips...

>>493025 she'd pull proxy's eyes out and jam them into her vagina, the weird bitch

>>493129 >>493128 >>493130 FUFU

>>493146 Good thing my eye implants are connected via bluetooth.

someones gotta clip jufufus little noises and make a hentai animation with them. 3:13 is a prime example

>>493090 I did the 15 and 5 dollar packs. I have a lot of rolls but want more down the road.

Excited Fufufafa

>>493130 I wish she had a calligraphy system in combat like Okami, would pull the everloving fuck out of her if she did

>Feng Shui is just fixing stupid shit lol

>>493160 tech support for the chinese soul

>>493160 >Bangboo can have a lifespan as low as 5 years Eous...

how do you feel about canonically 40+ years old woman in zzz?

>>493175 Do their tits ever stop growing

>thought we were going to train to be kung fu masters >we're actually training to be chink scam artists

Fufu isn't ready for life outside waifu peninsula She'd get scammed day1 in Lumina Square

>Shifu teaser >look inside >It was a Fufu teaser all along

>>493183 kek

>>493160 >>493170 Guinea pigs and hamsters of New Eridu.

>>493184 I'm going to scam her into fucking me.

>>493160 Feng Shui is part spiritual bullshit and ritual/superstition. Shishou bypasses it and just offers the practical solution which is amusing >>493175 They're great and deserve the best.

>>493090 I swiped all the first time top up bonuses and maybe some bundle things during Evelyn's banner to try and inflate her sales numbers somewhat cuz I'm a hag-pedo.

>scams couple with false fortunes >scams wageslaveys >scams old men >little girls too why is Yunkui summit like this

>>493170 warranty != lifespan

Don't fall for her scams. She's not actually big breasted.

How would you scam your senior disciple into marrying you?

>>493125 >>493127 I doubt there is anything to gain by trying to collect them now right? Either way they are either getting replaced or will stay as they are I guess, they won't get outright removed..

fuck the daylights out of this chinese lady

>>493170 They are robots. They can live for as long as you are willing to maintain them

>>493201 cuz it's the chinese faction

>eschewing dogmatic traditions in favor of pragmatic solutions -100 social credoots

>>493205 I'll let the phone ring between us and then reach for her hand while pretending to reach for the phone as she's reaching for the phone.

how can hoyo make the china goddess character be a fucking scam artist? where is china perfect always good never bad?

>>493183 They're the same thing lel

>>493138 jufufu actually sounds like a cute young girl, we've come a long way from klee abominations

>>493213 >CCP mandated CHINA area >Martial art/cultivation is prevalent >make the face of it a scam artist >much how Chinese martial artists in real life I didn't know mihoyo was so based

I like china

>>493202 It's not hard to engineer shit to fail right as the warranty is up, constrain spare parts availability so that repairing is difficult, brick them with a "bug" in a firmware update, etc. that's probably why Turbo exists at all, to keep bangboo going even after Marcel decides they shouldn't be

do you guys think Daft Punk existed in the ZZZ word

>>493232 >ios upgrade in iphone 4 anon you just made me angry again about something that happened 12 years ago

Is this voice really necessary...? Beware of speaker

>>493232 >even after Marcel decides they shouldn't be Why is punished Belle like this?

>>493234 He’s in the flower event tho

>>493236 she is just panting, nothing wrong with that

>>493236 SEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>493235 same thing happened to my 3gs when the 4 came out. fuck apple

>>493236 shes 11 btw

>>493245 OUT OF TEN!

I really really REALLY wish that Shishou's impact frames or whole ultimates were in this painted ink style that would've been so fucking cool

>>493245 fuck you

>>493236 >>493245

>>493237 dennies must flow

>>493236 >>493245

GAO

>>493141 I'm glad my character type I wanted her to be is true after all. Now I just need for her to insist that she is your "Onee-san" in her trust events.

Yes, I will pick up the phone

My phon linged. It say-ed “scam likely” What do

>>493272 answer it

>>493272 PICK UP DA PHON

this trailer ironically made me want to roll ju fufu even more and yixuan less since she is just a scamming bitch...

>>493272 Nicole's coming for your wallet.

Love that doom niggers got btfo’d and she really was Chinese ass scamming lady

I was gonna say, that was a legitimate scam at the beginning wasn't it? Not the >I paid you HOW much to turn it off and on again??? kinda scam but a real predatory scheme making other people roll on a fortune pool that all says bad fortune only to pull out the good fortune cup at the end?

300 floors to go before 2.1... I can make it.

Bwos i been scammed. Shishou said it was penis inspection day but I looked it up and I don’t think that’s a real thing and why’d I have to cum inside for “testing” purposes??

>>493252 I knew it. Taking Belle to learn "Kung Fu" was a bad influence after all.

>>493236 Very

>>493128 Fufu is a magical girl...

Where are all the Yixuan cosplays?

>>493289 Rest assured, student, this ritual of blessing will bring you happiness in 9 months.

>>493300 would

>>493300 I cannot tell what get ethnicity is at all.

>>493268 Fufu farts... imagine the smell...

>>493285 no, the guy kept pulling bad luck from the legit cup so she made him feel better by scamming him with the all good-luck cup

>>493329 yeah that's what I thought as well, I feel she's nice and if she sees someone getting screwed she'll help out

>scammy faction >Nicole not present missed opportunity for scamming kino

>>493284 I need the original Nicole that looks like that. Pls share

Did we ever decide if the Kung Fu Panda watch along was actually happening during maintenance?

Nicole will end up teaching Fufu street smarts screencap this

>>493344 Did we set a date for the Beaverton beard papa’s gay orgy?

>Shifu is SOVL >Fufu is SEX yep, I'm thinking we won. Doubters lost, the Waifu peninSOVLa is looking kino as fuck.

Is this what you're supposed to do after watching a movie together?

>>493317 New american

Breeding sow

>>493317 Sex

I want a Yusuf Amir type of NPC... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dd1NOiZFAs

>>493366 GTA4 and BoGT were so fucking good. Gta5 was some real reddit tier shit.

>>493317 Hop on ethnoguesser little bro you need to know this shit >first time ever playing

My wife with my lovely daughter

>>493383 You fuck both every night, don't you

>>493383 Why are you letting your daughter starve.

>>493383 I will do a better job at raising your daughter as my wife than you raising her as a father.

Mr.Z is exposing chinamen fengshui scam..

Im zigging it so hard

>>493383 my wife (right) my daughter (left)

>>492764 not even escaping to china can protect from this carnivore

Why doesn’t Astra, the taller and stronger Ether wife, simply rape Vivian into submission and establish herzelf as head wife?

>>493339 Don’t have it unfortunately

>>493407 Because then yi xuan will rape her and become the top ether wife.

>>493400 You should be Virgiling

>>493418 Truly a daughter of Vergil

>>493420 Delete this.

>>493388 Sorry my child but man's gotta eat

>>493424 Someone should redraw the ugly bastard as Perlman with his canon height

>>493228 >scammer likes place full of scammers hmm.....

Just watched the trailer and I'm glad that yixuan being a scammer is a thing

>>493430 >wake up in notChina >see this Nyooooo

What is she yapping about?

>>493339 messed up the previous one

>>493433 How tight and breedable she is

This is it, bros. I'm out of content. I have 40 floors of Battle Trial and the Voice cheevo in Lost Void technically speaking Now it's one pull on Hugo, then I use THAT, and then I see if I won or lost the 50/50, which will determine if I continue to own all agents or not. I guess, if I lose the 50/50 to Harin specifically, I'll throw another $100 Hoyo's way...

Bangboos can be gay now?

>>493445 >Now it's one pull on Hugo HOLY SHIT, BROS IT'S A B-RANK W-ENGINE CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

>>493448 Very much, yes.

Here's your burger, bro

>>493445 Did they change how the Voice works? I was under the assumption that you had to encounter it and have it give an item two separate times, but when I was gunning for it yesterday, I spoke to it once and I got two gears from it

>>493447 bro, robin is a girl tho

>>493440 true, I was there and she told me

It is done. >>493453 I got the gear only once, before the achievement was added. Back then it also gave two pieces of gear, if not more. But it's extremely rare, I went like 30 voice encounters without getting gear once.

>>493455 Proofs

>>493447 Robin is a girl. Think about it.

GAOOOO😭😭😭

>>493455 He calls himself a gentleman

>was planning to choose Koleda's ball during 2.0 >while doing this and that, got enough tapes to do a roll on standard >this happened Well fuck, what am I gonna choose now? Another brimstone?

>>493451 C-can you believe this was a single pull then? I get people who think it's rigged

Is one of shifu's breast bigger than jufufu's head?

>>493467 Do yuo have a use for fusion cumpiler?

Jufufufufufufufu

>>493472 Who is it good for? My Piper already has her ball set

>>493433 >"Did you know that in terms of male human and female Thiren breeding, Tiger Thirens are the most compatible Thirens for humans?"

>>493461 you cant be gay in china >>493466 "she"

>>493475 Observe me not get Brickomata. >>493469 BROS, I NEED BETS, I'M NOT JUST PRESSING THE BUTTON WITHOUT ANY BETS

how long until t he patch?

>>493485 Nice knotball

>>493485 I bless you with the kot.

Rate the drip

>>493455 >>493462 >>493482 How do you change which bangboo is in the store for me to check the dialogue in game?

>>493475 KOT GET YE GONE

>>493477 Yanagi… not great on Jane……. That’s all I’ve got

Got bored and made this,bonk responsibly bwos.

>>493455 ZAMN, Robin looks like THIS?

>>493495 >beret CUTE I'll put it on Belle and give Wise the heart glasses

>>493503 Kino.

>shit on brown once >3 days ban 4chink jannies are getting uppity Anyway how long until 2.0?

>>493501 >have neither Hrm None of the standard balls are exactly great, right? So maybe I'll just +1 brimstone or hellfire, depending on my mood?

>>493515 About 20 hours

>>493519 If you’re thinking about rolling 2.1+ chars just dont redeem until we know for certain what they are from drip or leaks

>>493469 >>493485 >>493490 >>493491 >>493493 I FUCKING WON I WON THE 50/300