30 year old Virgin btw

qingiy

>>666974 >30 year old Virgin btw she just like me fr

>virgin Not with me around

Fuck hags. Kiss hags. Mating press hags into a bed. Massage hag shoulders. Eat hag pussy. French kiss hags. Dress hags up in suits. Dress hags up in sexy cosplay. Ejaculate inside hag pussy. Princess carry a hag to the bed. Twist hag nipples. Suck hag breasts. Lick hag midriff. Encourage hags to get fit. Get hags drunk. Sloppy tongue kissing with hags. Read mature female x younger [individual of age] hentai with hags. Eat hag ass. Get hags horny. Mutual masturbation with hags. Marry hags. Big wedding with hags. Break off into a 45 minute rant about how mature pussy is the best while your friends look at you like you're retarded. Ban condoms and birth control. Massage hag feet. Lick hag armpits. Fuck hags until your dick breaks. Total Hag Love

>wiki still doesn’t have Shifu and Fufu’s ghosting dialogue Fine, I’ll do it myself. <bonus Bibian

when do you unlock the other 2 coffee blends?

Japan sure does love the laid back JK shark maid.

>>666992 It's crazy that this shit makes me sad when they're just video game characters.

>>666996 She's a good shark

>>666997 ure just a 3d character she is just a 2d character who cares

>>666974 I can fix her >>666995 you don't

>>666997 Those are nothing

if only my luck for bangin' boos translated to luck at bangin' agents.

>>667009 Kaku and Corn definitely have the saddest ones, just be nice to cute anime girls

>>666974 is this a meme or is she confirmed virgin? which characters in zzz arent virgins?

>>666996 I am Japan.

>>667015 >Corin cries so hard she throws up >Kaku sobbing in the gutter The devs didn't need to go that hard

>>667021 >is this a meme or is she confirmed virgin? One of her trust events says she hasn't "experienced the trial of the heart". I don't think any of the characters are confirmed non-virgin though, there's literally no benefit to that.

>>667027 Jane gives a pubsec girl a tailjob, if that counts for anything

>>667021 There's a trust event where you talk about romance after watching a movie with her and she says she's "trial of the heart"less

>>667025 She texts like a grandma

>>666983 kek

>>667039 It is cute

>>666984 Affirm >>667027 >>667034 >never had a trial of the heart You could mercilessly bully a women like that, poor Shifu

movie

The flat should fear the soft.

Will you roll for her?

>>667076 you don't even know her role so no I won't commit to rolling

>>667076 Does she come with a swimsuit

>>667076 Only if she's like fuckin' Electric Anomaly or something funny instead of fire rupture.

>>667080 role should not determine your rolling plans.

>>666996 JKs are good

>>667076 probably

>>667076 She's unironically my most anticipated agent yet.

>>667076 Depends on if she gets a skin. That hoodie sucks. I like her legs though obviously. I wasn't gonna roll Alice but the swimsuits and her gameplay throw it over the edge for me.

>>667076 No I'm rolling for MAJUS The bag of tittymeat is just an extra

>>667076 Only if she's an on-field DPS

female agents who COULD be non-virgins: >jane >astra >piper >burnice >qingyi >nicole >pulchra Disclaimer: it's hoyo so most likely they are virgins. this is only assuming the possibility given their personality and history. did i miss anyone?

>>667076 only if her best team doesnt feature sanby i hate alts and will never pull one

>>667108 i dont think qignyi is interested in sex she mightve been raped tho who knows her history is long

>>667076 Yeah, she's cute and my wife likes her. Doesn't matter what her role is.

>>667076 ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY

Burnice has never had sex.

>>667110 >i hate alts and will never pull one

>>667108 Grace would totally trade sex for the chance to molest a robot if it ever came up Nicole is too pure, Qingyi probably doesn't even have a vagina, and Astra is too oddly obsessed with (You) and Eve to have done anything

>>667076 Only If Idols or Zhao aren't in the patch after her

>>667136 Zhao?

>>667134 >qingyi you're telling me that her maker who made her sexually appealing for whatever reason didnt think of putting a vagene on her? >astra she wasnt with either of us her whole life, so we dont really know

>>667108 >>astra this would literally crash the new eridu entertainment industry

>>667140 This gremlin

She's your next Void Hunter btw

>>667153 ofc it wouldnt be publicly announced, or it couldve happened before her career took off. also she strikes me more of the western type of megastar than an eastern asian idol, so chastity isnt as emphasized

do they still give out surveys? i dont remember any recently

>>667076 My most anticipated 2.x character next to Yutane

I had sex with corn

i had picnic with corn

sifu babu

>>667175 She's 14

>>667154 would they make a furry S rank?

I had sex with Belle while corn watched.

>>667024 I'm working overtime to get enough money for a Trigger ball during her rerun in the OBOL patch (2.2 for sure)

>>667185 Yes, Da Wei said he's doing it just for me as a favor

rolling for chinky

>>667183 you just want me to answer "out of ten!" don't you?

>>667205 No. Maybe

>>667076 Yes OBOL gang

>>667175 Only I can harvest the corn

>>667183 >SUDDENLY >NOW >OUT OF 10

>>667195 then you better M6 her

cornstalks, mixers, ice

We need more JK agents

I'm only rolling Miyabi because she's BIS for my wife

>>667228 >pantyhose

>>667232 Burnice/Lucy is also good with S11 and probably Evelyn if you aren't using Astra

>>667228 who?

>>667185 If you wanna speculate a bit, the reaction to Pulchra has been positive just about everywhere I've seen, I think she was in some of the Sons fan MVs too Zhao is a big step up from Pulchra on the furry scale, but still

>>667245 https://x.com/ghostonki/status/1942557899911495931

>>667236 Eve doesn't have any specific synergy with Burnice because she doesn't use Inferno Metal since it's already easy to get high crit on her

Fuck the tower, I went up to 54 floor and I'm killing myself next time I will be playing it...

>>667275 Pulchra is so cute

>>667280 Oh right. I gotta get to 100 this weekend. Stopped at 68 a few days ago and forgot about it

>>667280 I stopped at 30

>>667251 sexo

I NEED BNUY SEX NOW

>>667280 I stopped at 15

>>667275 Hopefully we get Monkey man one day

I stop at 16 wait you guys are talking about the tower?

>>667328 out of 10?

I want the next banner NOW

Every time you ask for the new patch, Dawei increases your necessary pity by 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT4VHvdfyKI bnuyy

I rolled M1 Caesar and now I'll have to swipe for Yuzuha...

>>667375 What kind of master/disciple bonding is this?

>>667382 How bad are your savings? Supposed to be a fair amount of polies next patch.

whats up with that

>>667375 God I love ass

>>667390 I have 10 pulls left

Testing

Testing again

>>667406 you might make it to a 50/50 without swiping, maybe with BP/monthly too but I think if you lose 50/50 you're cooked unless it's early.

>>667431 I would like a corn gf

>>667431 buying all sorts of retarded lawn appliances for corn....

Which zenless would be spongebob, patrick, squidward, and mr krabs

>>667076 I need fire dps so yeah.

>>667384 meridians or some shit idk

>>667375 God I love small, non-cancerous moles

>>667275 I was listening to this song yesterday and it made me think of Bertram. I really hope they add make him an A-rank some day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

>>667396 hoyomix cant operate a voice synthesizer

Love this cute retard.

>>667421 too cute

>>667428 will we ever have a character design a kino as pearlman ever again?

How do I suck less?

>>667076 Yes, I'm rolling for HER

Just got a bug in DA where bringer would stand still in the arena instead of doing the hand thing. Probably lead to less points overall but it was a very comfy clear

>>667505 I can't even hit 20K with S11

>>667529 you're jufufuoh and astra?

>>667537 More like Koleda and Lucy

:D

>>667557 you shouldn't be smiling

>>667557 What are you laughing at, you asymmetrical-eyed thigger

>>667560 >>667565 😠

Fufu Harin Flopter team?

god fucking damnit. why does koleda have to be so fucking mid

>>667431 corn gf...

>>667574 >lighter on a team with fire characters yes that is a win button

>>667593 me on the left

Lore accurate Ellen

Just noticed they adjusted Alice again.

>>667573 >>667627 yeah that's why you weren't supposed to be smiling

>>667626 do you think ellen's tail is made of shark scales or fleshy human skin?

>>667636 >another buff >shouldn't be smiling

>>667641 But they nerfed her at M0?

>>667641 Her core got slightly nerfed.

>>667641 Bwo they buffed her mindscapes, and then nerfed her core passive. The majority of people will have her at M0. It's a nerf.

>>667638 I've always imagined something like a dolphins skin, that would be nice. Especially if she'd keep it nice and moisturized, and I'm sure she would

Any last words?

>>667647 >>667653 >>667654 Alright faggots, if you aren't posting it, I'll go to THAT place to see for myself.

>>667666 "Just one sniff please"

>>667671 m-masaka... THAT place?

>>667639 I would lick so fucking much my tongue would get rugburn.

>>667626 who?

CREATOR, REFINE ME

>>667753 happy happy happy

>>667753 did you get your +5 def% rolls?

>out of dennies Looks like I'll have to use THAT

>>666979 The most Accurate belle and wise cosplay

>>667753 2 cdmg 3 atk

>>667753 That'll be a good disk for tanky WIDE meebs

>>667755 >>667775 >>667783 >>667784 (ಥ﹏ಥ)

>>667806 rip

>>667806 story of my life

>>667806 Sorry bwo, but your meebs needs to lay off the melon, fat bitch.

>>667806 we're getting disc rerolls tomorrow

Fufu's slow ass banner is killing the game

>>667830 She killed my polychrome stash

i'm glad zzz is unapologetically gooner from the beginning because holy shit the annoying male whiners are annoying as shit in jenshin

>>667830 with every passing day the urge to roll her increases even when I know I should keep saving for the upcoming banners

>zzz is unapologetically gooner i wish

>>667856 It's getting more and more fanservicey with each update, first we got ass and thigh jiggle physics from Jane, then we got "You are basically this characters fiance" with Meebs and Lucy, then we got turbo "for you" characters starting with astra, who then got "for you"-crept by Trigger and Vivian. Then we got romantic cinema dates with your sibling too And now we're getting swimsuit skins, the most sluttiest of which is (You)r sister. This all happened within the game's first year. I trust Dawei's vision.

>>667856 for a hoyo branded game, yes it is

>>667852 call me when they give anby her underwear back

>>666992 To this day I have yet to see the ghosting dialogue for Yanagi and Rina, and I've been asking for it before 4chins fell down lmao.

>>667879 Your Sanby? it's not a thong but it's much better than spats

>>667881 They're both on the wiki, but kind of boring like Yanagi

>>667076 >Alice "savers" exactly one week after 2.1 starts and she is revealed in drip

>>667884 i like original anbys design more

>>667076 Nah she looks plain and boring like Yanagi. I'm waiting for Idols.

>>667899 >after 2.1 starts and she is revealed in drip ENTER

>>667901 Shark imouto.

>>667901 strange looking belle

We all LOVE Alice here

>>667935 me on the right

>>667935 me and the /zzz/ homies when alice banner drops

I hope when OBOL's story rolls up, that Sanby has some presence in it, even if it's minor. Trigger's pretty much guaranteed to show up in OBOL's story, especially since we saw a glimpse of her in a cutscene from the 2.1 trailer. But I just don't want Sanby's only presence in the main story to just be "I too am in this episode" in the mocking bird part 1 episode. She's the poster child of the game for Christ sake and my favourite autistic wife

>>667925 I'll be very disappointed if this isn't their relationship.

>>667935 Poor defenseless bunny anus...

>>667957 Sanby is most likely not coming back. The whole point was that Anby was trying to move away from Silver Squad and everything around it, because she had found a new family in the Cunning Hares. The only reason she put the uniform back on was because she was tying up a loose end from back then in Twiggy. Bringing back Sanby to the story completely devalues her special episode. Even if they were to bring back the Anby-S11 conflict, there is zero justification to bring back Sanby to do it, because regular Anby is the exact same character storywise. Don't ask me why she was still Sanby in 1.6 outside of her special though, it was most likely for shilling purposes given it was her banner that was running at the time.

>>667957 I'm too stupid to make a full write of this but replace mouse bites with some exaltist plot bullshit and you'll have something to build upon

When is Nicole going to pay me my FUCKING MONEY?

>>668024 Trust DECREASED

>>668017 This is the 3rd best song from the stream, just behind Moechakkafire and BIBIAN's schizo song. I really like how the singers try to sound like the characters also calm whispering Toriga makes me erect, even if her voice is the least accurate.

She Exits Elegantly Dazzlingly

>>668006 She was in uniform and with Trigger because she was investigating who was funding Tsuiggi's clone sex program, and it just so happened to be Hartman. In retrospect it had nothing to do with the plot of 1.6, but it was funny watching her wrangle those fags so I'll forgive the obvious story shilling.

>>668058 made for popping out a whole baseball team

>>668058 >>668000 I need to annihilate alice's anus

>>668068 You can't get pregnatn from anal in the ass

Trve

How many polys can be earned in Lost Void and Withered Domain, again?

>>668049 Probably had to do too with 1.6 being the filler patch so they added Anby in rather than using, say, Ellen. They probably intended Trigger to be in 2.0 somewhere but they needed an extra patch since so much was being reworked. They did leave Anby's story open ended so it may happen regardless

>>668088 every time I see this cutscene I think of fire punch

>>668096 Damn, thinking back to that scene in fire punch reminded me that this nigga existed

Why are rich girls so weak to anal?

>>668120 you posted them pouty rich brats have extra weak anuses

>>668132 brats*

>>668120 So they can tout to their affluent lady friends that they are still virgins

>>668092 Ok I don't think I am missing anything but if I am someone feel free to correcto me if I'm wrong: >3640 from collection completion on Withered >5140 from collection completion on Lost Void >400 from agents currently on task force >2400 (480x5) from completing every single mode on activity 8 >240 from completing compendium on inferno >2560 from leveling lost void license to max >720 from leveling withering license to max TOTAL: 15100 polychromes, or a little over 94 pulls.

>>668120 It's a blonde thing

Isn't everyone weak to anal?

>>668154 no astra is an anal professional

>>668154 *taps sign*

>>668154 Idk gwo pegging isn't really my thing

>>668167 i just noticed seth being there

>>668167 >seth also I can't imagine nicole not in the bottom row

>>668167 >endures painfully That's my girl

Just saw M3gan 2.0 and really liked it, granted I never saw the first one but know the plot through everything else. I feel like Grace would like the ending of the movie.

>>668167 Vivian tanks Nicole cries a little

>>668167 >Caesar Yeah right

>>668181 Shes only made for missionary sex with the sole purpose of impregnation

>>668167 >Anby and Anby in different teirs Hmm..

>>668167 Vivian totally anal masturbates

If Caesar gave you a handjob with her prosthetic is that gay

>>668167 Fake and gay, bibian has extremely high anal proficiency.

>>668198 >prosthetics are male

>>668194 She's prepares for double penetration every day, in case Belle wants to use a strap-op during the nightly phaethon threesome

bibian seems like the type that'd walk around with one in

>>668202 your lore?

Can't imagine Vivian taking it up the ass. I'm gonna need some visual proof. >>668193 *taps the other sign*

>>668219 1.2 was 10 months ago enlighten me

>>668225 That's Billy's hand. You're getting jerked off by a DUDE.

>>668225 It's one of Billy's arms

>>668228 >>668229 Fug

>>668217 She's a schizo teenager who was about to kill herself until she got a nice comment from an online celebrity. Of fucking course she does, probably has a collection of them. Her favourite definitely has "Phaethon-sama <3" inscribed on it.

Anal proficiency status?

>>668235 Orphie: So weak her limbs flail about as you shove it in. Magus: Takes it like a champ.

Lets go bwis im finally unemployed again 🔥🔥 Its time to goon my soul out to zzz all day all night again

>>668230 ye

>>668249 Zenless Zone Zero?

>>668228 >>668229 prosthetics aren't made male or female and it only takes 1 slider to make billy sound feminine since he's an intelligent construct. the real question should be whether its gay to get a handjob from billy and you could argue since the ZZZ universe doesn't consider them humans and instead intelligent constructs it should be straight since it would be seen as not even slightly weirder than using a jerk machine I'd just ask Caesar to use her mouth though desu

>>668244 Conrats bwo >Looks at the time >I have to go to sleep in 15-30 minutes or i won't be able to wake up at 5am. God I miss being a neet.

>>668249 >she loves her new master more than herself The other three are hotter, but Paimon is my ride-or-die nigga for lif- wait, Zenless Zone Zero? >>668253 Mibibi wears a glove, it's not another male robot prosthetic

>>668263 Thanks im a bit sad though since i liked the job Nevertheless the job hunt continues

>>668150 Thanks brother. I'll focus on Lost Void first then.

>>668249 Istaroth has a really cool hat

>>668244 Join the ZZZ chatbot degeneracy Profession?

>>668269 Yeah the job search is painful as fuck nowadays, especially if you're in the tech industry like (probably) half of the retards here myself included Just toss your CV around and try to make the most of your free time while you have it, you'll get something eventually so try not to sink into the "unemployment depression"

>>668167 >endures painfully Made a girl do that a long time ago. It made things even hotter.

>techfags Enjoy getting replaced by shitjeets amd eventually AI.

>>668312 I should've gotten into plumbing

>>668286 Computer engineering (roughly translated) Since i live in a shithole didnt really need college, but lots of jobs dont care much about profession since they just need someone with a diploma >>668291 No worries i love being unemployed but its nice to have a job since the dailies and lost void/da or shiyu stuff feel more satisfactory, banners also pass a lot quicker

>>668312 AI and streetshitters working from half way across the world can't plug shit in or work on hardware, that's our saving grace. that and jeets are genuinely retarded and can only be trusted with the lowest level of IT jobs, so once you get enough experience that you're no longer considered an "Entry level" applicant, you're fine.

Everytime I go job searching I just wanna put a hole in my wall. I'd rather do taxes than this shit, it feels like a humiliation ritual.

>Alice's new VA is Minami Tanaka That is NITO!

>>668329 >Computer engineering (roughly translated) What do you mean by that, computer engineering is literally a thing

Why does Yuzuha need to run Proto Punk? Why not the anomaly disks or energy ones?

>>668338 A fake degree farm thing for jeets Calling it “engineering” is an insult to real engineering fields

>>668329 Brutal. I have some zoomer acquaintances who are getting utterly BTFO in the tech industry. If you ever find yourself in the legal profession though I can hook a ZZZister up

>>668337 thought nito was a guy

>>668344 Nito is a cute guy and a cute girl.

>>668340 No one likes hinpoos. They think "because I make more money through fake diploma I am better than you". They can have all the money in the world, but they will always be nasty street shitters till the end of the loo.

>>668337 Nito sex

I won the genetic 50/50 and get to live off the family real estate for the rest of my days

>>668339 >Why does Yuzuha need to run Proto Punk She doesn't, you can max out her ATK passive fairly easily without it. Just get ATK% main stat on disks 4, 5 and 6, and get some ATK% substats on disks 1, 2 and 3. >Why not the anomaly disks She wants anomaly mastery, not anomaly prof. Her anomaly proficiency doesn't affect any anomaly/disorder procs, unless she triggered them on-field (some calcfags can explain why this is good, i'm too tired) I'm going with Phaethon's melody (anomaly mastery) and swing jazz (energy regen + squad attack buff). She also works with Astral but i'm getting fed up of using Astral.

>>668337 A...risu? >>668339 She doesn't need to. People are speculating she won't have enough quick assist prompts to maintain Astral because she only QAs off EX and can't use 2pc swing jazz or ER disc 6 cause she needs AM. So people are arguing whether 4pc swing or proto is better now.

>>668353 We could have this if Hoyo wasn't racist 'n shiet

>>668358 >She doesn't, you can max out her ATK passive fairly easily without it. That sentence doesn't make any sense.

>>668365 wait I thought proto punk was one of the ATK% 2-piece disks... fuck this i'm going to bed, i'm way too sleep deprived to give advice.

>>668358 >>668360 what about freedom blues is that a safe generic choice?

Gay tanuki inside

>>668372 proto is the caesar set, idk why that's being brought up though tbh. hormone is the atk one

>>668375 It's the least generic choice you can go with, since you're only getting use out of it when she is paired with a phys anomaly.

>>668375 No, she doesn't want anomaly proficiency, it's pretty much useless on her - you know what, someone else explain why Yuzuha's anomaly proficiency doesn't get calculated in anomaly/disorder procs i gotta get my beauty sleep before the wage cage claims me for tomorrow

>>668338 "Technician for computers" Schools here work differently and you can choose which type of interest you like after you finish the equivalent of elementary, kind of like a junior college >>668340 It was a legit school, not sure if degree farms even exist here However i guess we are jeets since the balkans are considered the jeets of europe I love gooning to bell(e) from the hit game zenless zone zero

>>668380 I don't think you can just assume that atm, it's only the anomaly generated by sweet scare that doesn't count towards the buildup. She still generates a lot of buildup otherwise because of how high her AM is.

>>668385 She’s a support, realistically she’ll only be contributing to anomaly with her EX and aftershock. Even then AP will only matter when she’s running with Jane or Alice, and even then she already indirectly buffs anomaly application so freedom blues is excessive.

>>668382 I see. That's a pretty interesting system tbh >>668401 I'm not talking about freedom blues, I'm talking about AP. Once you reach the 3000 ATK cap on her you're going to want to either go for crit subs or AP subs, whichever gives her more personal damage. >Even then AP will only matter when she’s running with Jane or Alice You are mixing AP with AM, her own AP will only affect her own personal damage, it doesn't have anything to do with the agent on field.

>>668340 You know that there are things in this field that are real engineering right?