haha you have poop inside you right now

new thread new me

Kama Love!

>>692338 can it really be considered a new thread and a new you if you keep making the same post in it?

New me

Ok /alter/, what are we doing now?

>>692351 its almost time to sleep

Japanese saber servant >I trained for 10,000 years just to hone this one sword technique that granted me wisdom unmatched by anyone aside from the buddha and I used it to cut down peasants in the street European saber servant >MAGIC >SWORD Why is it like this?

>>692351 Lunch

.moe is all fucked up today

>>692354 It’s 3pm…

>>692344 Kama....

>>692345 Why is [insert faerie] so slutty?

Remember that guy who failed to post a picture three times in a row? lmao

>>692351 waiting for cummer

>>692360 >magic sword Hmm?

>>692360 Not always

>>692371 autism

>>692383 But this son of a bitch has arondight.

>>692390 He used metal pipes in Zero...

>>692371 This one was a dignified woman

>>692351 We praise Draco!

>>692405 Let her go

>>692345 here's a new post for you

>>692410 i dont want to let the only fun servant in the game go...

>>692398 Mom Love! Auntie Love!

>>692411 Luvia rape

>>692411 Man, those hags are looking pretty evil

>>692405 I got my Okuni to bond 15 the other day...

>>692405 You use her for everything? Whats the "normal" setup when its not a tough CQ or something.

Lip love!

>>692409 hi bro!

>>692418 try it, big boy

>>692422 That sword is way too big she'd never be able to unsheathe it

>>692423 i dont worry about 3 turning everything so i just kind of do whatever i bring her ass to rank up quests with archers, time is on my side. i aint got nowhere to be.

>>692442 yea yea thats what i mean like normal gameplay, you just crit them or is there a secret way to np as much as possible

>>692438 1d20 = 11

>>692440 actually there is a technique specifically for unsheathing a long katana like that i'm not sure if i could replicate it on the spot but it basically involves unsheathing the katana as far as you can, then gripping the blade inbetween your thumb and index finger's knuckle and unsheathing it fully, all while of course drawing the sheath backwards in sword shows they usually turn around during the gripping part so make viewers think they did it in one go or something like that

>>692447 nope. i just hit cards. i've done a handful of the advanced quests with bazett/wu/skadi/summer skadi but too many of them have gimmicks that fuck me over one way or another.

>>692448 1d20 = 10

>>692454 Cool, what's 12 times 3?

>>692458 Bend over, slut

>>692461 21

>>692472 >>692481 Made for each other

Give me green!

im gonna shelf bazett until we get actual fun content. maybe ill just facetank everything with melt or something. tiamat. too many good alter egos.

>>692494 i guess you could say you're still green when it comes to rolling IDs

>>692506 This brat pissed on his own ID

>>692501 Just use gogh

>>692515 you're not gonna like this but....

Blue

Meh

>>692512 little girl pee is the best color!

>>692533 That's ojisan with kidney issues pee

Dangerous rapist faeries could be here...

>>692468 I think Murasaki is the superior raitabortion

>>692537 fine by me

>>692542 I expect nothing but retardation from the jetkek.

>>692539 they are

>>692543 Eww...

>>692553 Not only are you wrong about auntie, you are also wrong about me

>>692553 This

>>692519 Just get gogh

>>692561 how can you say you're a fgo player if you wouldn't let big Vinci piss on your ID?

>>692570 no i have gogh, gogh is just already bond 15.

How much do you get from main interludes? I've yet to touch a single one and I need the SQ badly... -Bunyan -Ooku -Seraph -Tunguska -Goho

>>692405 >backline bonding your favorite come on...

>>692586 Bunyan doesn't give any SQ iirc

>>692580 I miss big binky

>>692590 most of it hasn't been backlining

Holy thigh

check this out

>>692625 ok?

I'd like bird red ID please, it's been a while.

>>692586 >SERAPH 18 >Bunyan 0 >Ooku 34 >Gogh 19 >Chunguska 16

>>692655 Blue tit color

do you finish games/ books you don''t enjoy that much out of a sense of completionism or just drop them?

>>692429 hey bro

>>692670 no, i dont finish them.

imagine if in fgo2 there are servants that can only ascend via trade with other players like in Pokemon

>>692670 It depends. I already dropped several games right before the end because I couldn't take them anymore but I've also managed to finish some of them.

>>692581 Just use jalter.

night bros

>>692670 Usually just drop them, right now I have EL SHADDAI and Nier Automata installed if I want to keep playing them but I probably won't.

>>692610 Is that melon?

>>692698 Yup, it sure is https://x.com/melonnyinyi/status/1919633227310063643

>>692690 Nighty

>0/0 It's over.

>>692586 Seraph 18 quartz 3 tickets Ooku 34 some say its 49 , but I’m guessing its the tickets so probably 5 of them. IS 17 quartz, couldn’t find the tickets if it had them. Tunguska 17 quartz.

>>692701 >chink project collaborates with fate >suddenly goes to draw fate characters That scumbag

>>692677 >>692681 perhaps I will reconsider... >>692697 nier automata is quite fun

>>692670 Usually I do, unless I am really not having any fun at all

it's crazy there's only one unlikable alter ego (dougman)

>>692758 DOUMAN is funny, I like him

>>692758 >t. fox bitch

If I could just get off of this LA freeway without gettin killed or caught Down the road in a cloud of smoke To some land, that I ain't bought bought bought

>>692591 >>692658 >>692707 Thanks! Not surprised Bestma gives out the most SQ. Time to grind...

>>692778 Wow, this is a really nice art >it's AI

good night, bros......

>>692843 Weird lately huh? AI has been more accurate than not. If I ask something for Perplexity it usually comes with the right answers and sources backing it up. I think it only got a mistake once regaeding a type of attack of a boss in a game and that was it But not with anime. If I tried to ask it to identify an anime by a webm it’d fail completely. And other AIs would as well. It’s like there is something it just doesn’t comprehend with visuals, which it can’t distinguish properly.

>>692910 Night

>>692328 I'm the burger in that Arc pic.

>>692351 Chillin' on my day off. >>692670 I use to try but then I realized I'm getting older and it's a complete waste of time that I could be doing something I like.

>>692743 Eh I had more fun playing NIER and Drakengard, Route A of Automata was boring as fuck and I was expecting more from the combat seeing as the game is relatively new and praised for that back then.

One day, we will play Melty Blood together...

>>693151 100 people can't

So who gets the swimsuits this year bros?

Cute and funny and powerful vamp.

>>693169 I hope it's BB, no one will ever see that coming

>>692670 i just drop them

>>693169 Summertime

>>693169 Joe

>>692368 A constant change

>>693194 Popeass

>>693170 >Cute and funny vampire

>>693235 uohhhhh cunny vampX sob sob

>>692328 I was surprised that there's basically no Nero Burger pics out there. That was the only one I found when booruing to contribute to the burg thread the other day. In other words: Nero really doesn't consume enough junkfood to be in a posse with the Alters

>>693216 Sleepy Tortlemom...

>>693253 That's because Nero is the kind of girl to order tendies instead of a burg

>>693268 With a small turtlema

>>693310 Itsy bitsy tiny turtlema...

is she good at golf

>>693407 I'm sure she can do something with golf balls, yeah.

I updated my windows, anyone have the 8chan extension link so I can reinstall?

How would you react if I posted a cute Arcueid image...

>>693428 I'm going to "update" your windows again, with a rock.

>>692344 Here's a Kama... There's a Kama... And a couple Lewdy Kamas!

>all of this talk about reaching bond 15 >my 120s just reached bond 13 I really don't want to, but I'll switch off to preserve bond until the +20% update in two years.

>>693428 Just look up 8chan SS for utility and Fullchan for mascots.

whatever you do, don't trust the evil cat

>>693450 Kama Kama's...

>>693446 A better update than windows 11

>>693253 It's just two alters that love junk food

>>693485 What about chokita?

>>693450 Sexma...

>>693489 what about her

Just in time for Summer!

>>693510 120 kilos bro Your pelvis has been shattered

barg is not my cup of tea, but i can't deny that i'd willingly have sex with her every day, every hour, every second

>>693518 That kinda sounds like she is your cup of tea.

>>693524 eh, sakura is not my cup of tea either, but im a manslut.

>>693518 I like her design and I like the VA, but I think that VA doesn't fit her, her voice should be deeper and huskier...

>>693534 She and clae should swap VA.

>>693537 No, fuck you.

>>693534 Barghest is a cute maiden, so it makes sense that she has the voice she has.

>>693515 I have an air fryer and purchased plus consistently use a rowing machine last month. I am quite confident I can handle her.....by Autumn. Perhaps if I bring a few homemade dog treats, too.

>>693546 rowing machines are great, i have my own, make sure to up the intensity and do interval training. also, an air fryer is just a mini convection oven.

>>693515 ill use this and call it a day

>>693531 >>693524 >>693518

My dick hurts after gooning for 3 hours

>>693549 Thanks for the advice. >an air fryer is just a mini convection oven no....

>>693557 Doing nothing but drinking tea and staring at Sunfish seems like a good Sunday.

>>693558 it gets easier with age, you become physically incapable of gooning for 3 hours.

>>693544 >cute maiden I'll never forgive her for killing brostan...

>>693534 That's the point of the character, that she's a very gentle and awkward lady despite being built like a war machine.

If Barg is a gentle maiden, what's Melu?

>>693549 >an air fryer is just a mini convection oven. Yes and an incandescent light bulb is no different than an oven Air fryers have significantly stronger fans

>>693573 Tristan canonically can handle Gawain under the sun per his interlude. I assume it's more of an issue because we straight up sent a flying Archer out of his element. He couldn't hit and run or shoot from safe range, he had to hold her in place for the refugees to escape.

>>693586 The strongest.

>>693597 Jobber.

I want a video of all the "old man in a young woman's body" singing forever young

>>693599 Reminder that we never truly defeated Melubion, in fact Melubion even helped us escape from Wyrmberon by tearing a hole in his stomach.

>>693608 That's odly specific but now I want to see that too, how many of them are there? Davinci, Rikyu, who else?

>>693612 We did though. She was going to die either way because of us

>>693557 Teatime with the broghs...

>>693169 Last year they picked characters from the most recent story chapter and main interludes (Tlaloc, Xu Fu and Nikitich) plus some clapbait (a rinface, a saberface, a sakuraface and Ciel). If they follow this pattern again then OC characters might be the winners this year. So my guesses are Medusa, Marie Alter, Lip plus some "guests" from either Samurai Remnant or Extra (Ushi Gozen, Yui, Violet...).

>>693599 Just like Herc and Gil. the strongest are always jobbers. You can't have a struggle against weak opponents. Only the mightiest opponents make for a satisfying victory narrative.

>>693586 A registered sex offender

>>693668 At least Melu's jobbing was satisfying and made sense. Herc and Gil were killed by a teenager who pulled magecraft out of his ass

Women who are stronger and also more beautiful than smellusine.

>>693698 you forgot someone

>>693698 Definitely not the last one.

>>693698 I can job anytime

>>693706 Watch THIS

>>693617 Those two, Hokusai in 3rd ascension, Bakin, and I feel like I am forgetting at least one more.

>>693712 >looks like a 2006 straight to video OVA why is nasu so greedy?

>>693726 there is only so much money left on the franchise earnings after sony and TM associates cut, pls understand.

>>693722 Ah I remembered, the last one is Goho but it's kind of a technicality. Also pretender Liz might get an honorable mention.

>>693722 Bazett A3, Kashin Koji, Sugitani isn't that old but he may count.

>>693722 Sancho from Don Quixote is mixed with Dulci and Rocinante so that's another kind of.

>>693608 both main seibas technically count...right? they died old by their time standards.

>>693722 Caenis maybe?

>>693759 No, we're talking strictly about old men in a younger women's body. I also feel like there's one missing but maybe I'm thinking about another game or series.

>>693759 Seiba was older than she looked when she died because holding Excalibur stopped her aging process.

>>693769 >>693608 Are you thinking of Molay? Another one I was thinking of.

>>693769 Prelati?

>>693759 I wouldn't count seibah because in some timelines she was indeed a woman just pretending to be a guy >>693761 She could count. >>693738 I forgot those 2, and is sugitani the titty monk with a gun?

>>693777 That's just gender swapping. FGO and Arcade Molay have completely different personalities.

>>693783 Also what about the dog guy who was possessing his dauhter's body or something whose name I forgot because his event was kind of boring.

>>693808 That's Barkin, already mentioned.

>>693808 bakin, some anon already pointed her out. >>693722

>>693808 That's Bakin, I listed him above. Bottom line is we actually have a sizeable number with some honorable mentions, so it would be hilarious to see all of them in a room drunkenly singing forever young as a number of servants look on in amusement or disgust

i pressed SKIP through that event so i never knew she was a guy...

>>693844 she kind of is permastuck as an oldman in most if not all of her future apparitions and cameos, only her first ascension is the young lady personality.

>>693819 >hilarious It would, at most, be slightly amusing.

>>693844 You missed all the dog-on-dog interactions...

>>693870 The event had its moments but most of it felt like reading a wikipedia article about Japan during the Edo period.

1d20 = 9 1d20 = 12

>>693907 No…

>>693499 She is an alter and likes junkfood?

i hate cats

>>693997 cute

>>694001 >reverse /an/ webms

>>694047 No... Stop it!!!

>>694047 poor magpies, i would cover that fence if i was the owner

>>694047 i was gonna say why was he so mean to the birds and that i hope that calf got out but then i realized it said reverse /an/ webms

>>694003 I hate you

>>694003 Cringe!

>>694084 >>694092 im sorry, but im allergic to them, i literally get super itchy eyes and start sneezing. and then there's the terrible personalities, dogs are just better in every way.

>>694047 Dumb birds

>>694133 hey, birds are actually pretty smart. they would probably rule the earth if humans didnt exist

fun thread

>>694155 have a few clips of orcas being assholes for no reason

>>694166 god i hate orcas

>>694152 They used to, intil the meteorite hit.

>>694152 Dumb aren't smart but at least they can groove

>>694183 Birds*

>>694166 That reminds me of a doujinshi with an elf-mage that uses her powers to have a brutal grotesque sex with the orcas. Dosukebe Elf no Ishukan Nikki 7

>>694196 Kill Elves. Behead elves. Roundhouse kick an elf into the cobblestones. Slam dunk an elf baby into the cesspit. Crucify filthy knife ears. Defecate in an elf's food. Launch elves into the sun. Stir fry elves in a wok. Toss elves into active volcanoes. Urinate on an elf's crystals. Judo throw elves into a saw mill. Twist elven heads off. Report elves to religious inquisitions. Karate chop elves in half. Curb stomp pregnant knife eared elves. Trap elves in quicksand. Crush elves in a quarry. Liquefy elves in a vat of lime. Eat elves. Dissect elves. Exterminate elves with cloudkill spells. Stomp elven skulls with adamantine boots. Cremate elves in the oven. Lobotomize elves. Mandatory child sacrifice for elves. Grind elven fetuses with a millstone. Drown elves in boiling vegetable oil. Vaporize elves with lightning. Kick old elves down the stairs. Feed elves to dragons. Slice elves with a katana.

>>694166 Aren't Orcas like THE animals that respect mankind the most aside extreme situations like being imprisoned or attacked first? To the point there are anecdotes of Orcas seemingly going for the kill but trying to change direction last second as if they noticed midway it was a human but it was too late? I remember reading about that while I was reading of sharks cause Orcas killed off sharks for fun and the like

are we sharing some hmanga we enjoy? okay. here's mine: Mesugaki Rina-chan | Little Slut Rina VOL.1

>>694227 Orca Marie, a huge entity we thought was a scary threat but turns out to be a defender of humanity.

>>694227 Yeah they're top tier bros. Smart motherfuckers too. Look at him whollop that stingray. The orca knows what's up.

>>694199 Holy based

>>694315 What a nice guy

>>694331 Paizuri with elves.

bros i have a hair cut appt tomorrow. im a bit shaggy.

Happy Melt monday! https://youtu.be/hxSg2Ioz3LM?si=doccBe70algSsclk The song is hibana, I love the energy at the start a lot it's just so good.

>>694339 Frierenbros...

>>694357 It's melt muesday here.

>>694362 It still counts!

gn bros

>>694196 >>694331 >>694339 >>694359

>>694369 Nighty

>>694347 You getting a haircut?

>>694394 No, he's getting character development.

>>694408 Hope he is ok afterwards

>>694369 Gn

Good morning, bros.

Make her summonable cowards

>>694441 we already have plenty of snakes

OK albert, it's already the middle of july so where's the summer event?

>>694487 Announced to be this friday

>>694487 Figure it out, Sherlock.

Which witch will win?

>>694580 Tamamovitch.

>trying to browse twitter for new fgo arts >every other post is just talking about grok's new anime character I didn't expect we'd get BB so soon.

>>694591 >grok's new anime character who?

>>694603 grok is the name of the twitter ai bot and they gave it an animated character.

>>694487 Canceled due to greed.

>>694591 I only browse twitter for fate art but now my entire feed is in japanese...

>>694608 Very cute.

>>694700 Is anyone even rolling for this slag?

Tiamama

>>694630 Welp, time to save for Quattro Wandjina

>>694382 I'm convinced that elves have a mating season, they go into heat. Just unlike so many wild animals who live to be like 10 years old and go into heat once every year or so, elves that live for thousands of years go into heat once every hundred years or so for a period of like 20-50 years, which leads different generations of humans to have very different perceptions of elves, as 10 generations of humans could know elves to be stoic, reserved, and asexual, and then for 2-3 human generations a bunch of elves turn to the hugest sluts demanding cum every day, seducing good men of all compatible species, and they won't stop for decades, and a bunch of wars end up being fought over who should get to have a bicentennial slutty elf wife that rides cock from dawn till dusk. I also think they undergo morphology when in heat. Most of the time they are slender and modest and gender ambiguous, what you would expect out of a Tolkien elf. Then when heat rolls in their ears grow longer and pointier, and their curves fill in as a sign of fertility, so both depictions of elves are totally accurate.

>>694744 I know I will

>>694744 I will not. The only Anni servants I've rolled are the meta support anni servants. Skadi, Castoria, and Vitch Light. And Da Vinci but I was young and naive back then.

>>694744 First of all, rude Second, yeah I like rinfaces

>>694818 There is nothing naive or wrong about wanting the Da Vinci's big thick rocket punch.

good morning, bros

Who dis?

morgan morgen bros

>>694850 Paul? Wendigo?

>>694850 bunyan

>>694850 Super Bunyan and Mike Fink or whatever that crocodile's name was

>>694850 Looks bunyanable.

>>694776 Same bro NP6 or bust.

>>694850 Bunyan and the two stooges

>>694744 me

>>694700 why is she a beast?

>>694982 Get in a bed with her to find an answer.

>>694986 no

>>694982 because shes an anni servant

>a single summon away from the 2x single on gog >only choice for sq is to do advanced quests the rank up quests, albert. i need more of them.

>>695075 Then roll more.

youre right i can actually just ascend 2 of the 4* servants i just got

>>695141 post the two 3 star CEs youre getting bro

>>695141 Goghd Luck

>>695141 Gogh'll the best

>>695177 mephistopheles and kid alexander :)

>>695211 You got clowned so are obliged to keep rolling even if you have to buy the big packs.

>>695216 oh? sounds like you're offering to buy me sq, bro.

>>695293 Sure. Now, bend over.

bros...?