alright, i woke up, wrote this down before going to sleep but didn't feel like posting since it was very late + wanted to include an addendum since just dropping the summary without any personal thoughts is a robotic thing to do
track 1 - already known, you ogle her swimsuit and make her blush, she offers an electric massage that ends up being too strong and makes you dizzy, briefly turns into a lap pillow before you simply bury your face in her belly which she enjoys a lot and notes how both your faces turned beet red, after that she gives you an oily massage, and during "sensory deprivation" you accidentally grab either her cheeks, tits or vagoo (hard to make out), she compliments your physique a lot, that is is the pièce de résistance, if you want anything more spicy or physical, turn back now
track 2 - you visit her in her room, bunch of glazing about how you're so kind and good and blah blah blah while you play vidya and she's finishing some tasks, you make it a race to see who will be done first, she mocks you for playing on normal like a casual babby, you lose the race, she offers to play coop or deathmatch, but settles for "playing besides you and cheering you on", she insists on staying for the night, "you're so special you're as important to me as doom", decides to not sleep until she goes sub :30 on the final map, either MAP30 aka icon of sin (sub 30 not broken since 1999) or the og cyberdemon, in which case sub :30 is still a big ask
track 3 - you walk around an empty mall and install doom on everything, highlight is being called her "player 2", you wander into women's clothing section, you ask her to put on a hoodie, it's too tight in the tits, asks for a bigger one, you provide, she wants to keep it but decides to actually buy it and asks you to come shopping with her again, the big climax is installing bewm on the huge fuckass screen outside the mall, you install it, then you pressure her into uninstalling but not before playing a session after she blocks shityen on blabla for being an annoying bitch
track 4 - you visit her on your day off and she shows you a custom portable doom arcade, she gushes about doom, talks about her childhood (was a loner nerd and got bullied for being so obsessed with it), again compliments your kindness, ends up making an additional mobile arcade for you, you play duel with her and she smokes you 0:10 (matches, not overall score), you get uppity about it and resort to exploits aka distracting her with tickles, you get your shit kicked in anyway
track ex - she comes to your room after you've returned from the surface and offers to let you watch her speedrun doom on the new mobile arcade she made (also specifically mentions that she speedruns on PC so she's not a filthy casul like exia or maiden), knows about void glides, you doze off like a faggot and your head tilts over towards her own, she instead lets you nap on her lap and puts a blanket over you, glazes you some more, decides to let go of the speedrun to not make a racket, you insist she do it anyway because you like seeing her happy, she speedruns and commentates on it, you apparently pass out, she fiddles with your hair a bit marveling at how soft and fluffy it is and goes back to vidya, she has to reset the run a few times, eventually finishes and it just kind of abruptly stops
VENTING BEGINS HERE
lack of any explicit depiction of sexual acts (a mere kiss also counts as one) will forever sting, as will the triple rejection in story/advising/bond coupled with her being visibly let down every time and i hope whoever wrote this gets at least fired and if not outright beaten to death, then driven to alcoholism and the brink of suicide - the blunder was so massive shitup will never live it down, there is simply no erasing that disappointment, and all that paizuri/groping fanart will serve as an eternal grim reminder of just how much of a neutered, insensitive fag (You) were in this event
i can't, however, bring myself to hate the ASMR because it puts egg in a new light, going way beyond the "established" one-dimensional quirky vidya chungus, instead showing genuine passion for her hobby and friends and affection towards (You), and both VAs did a great job and were clearly having lots of fun, never thought I'd compliment any audio side of EN, and yet here we are
BAWW-ing AND AUTISM OVERDRIVE BEGINS HERE
another reason is probably because I see a bit of myself both in egg and the event shikicum, as i also was, at one point, a rather lonely nerd obsessed with an old vidya gaem that nobody else around appreciated (the bullying didn't happen on account of me being a tall burly lad with a short temper) and have awkwardly rejected chicks who were clearly hitting on me due to mental density of a harem anime protagonist, the realization wouldn't hit me until years later but when it did, it hit like a truck, obviously way too late
all this contributed to the ASMR, event, bond and that one advising session feeling like a series of consecutive gut punches and kicks to the nuts more than anything else, and it will forever leave a bitter taste in my mouth
there's still the hardmode ending but i can confidently say i have zero hopes for anything good actually happening, like there's not even a chance of last year's looking at photos to "cherish all the memories we've made together"
what memories, faggot? you actively rejected all the opportunities to create them with her.
Goddess of Victory: Nikke