first for sex

first for gex

My id makes me have sex with OTHER nikkes and then records it for self pleasure.

My ID sleeps during work hours

My ID isn't a little BITCH that needs sleep

I fucking hate my ID and hope it dies

>>958813 ...good news i guess?

Getting drunk and going to a stripclub with my ID

I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up

... Beautiful.

I was thinking (lol) guys, Treasure Tove should work with K right?

>>958830 i want to sex cinderella

>>958813 That's fucked up

Lovey Dovey with my ID

>>958831 I completely forgot that K was added to the game. lol.

>>958843 she had one of the best OSTs and filler-side story that kinda pushed the plot forward anon. How could you forget :(

>>958825 Why does this kinda feel like Velvet is the wife pissed about her adulterous husband.

>>958846 take if off

>>958831 K: last bullet skill, reduces max ammo for all allies Tove: increases max ammo for all allies

>>958825 It still bothers me how they've skewed the nikke's heights. Milk should be much shorter than how Ade currently looks and Ade should be slightly taller. But, I guess that would make how SKK holds on to them look too awkward.

>>958854 oh fugg. I kinda tunneled on how they changed the phrasing of her ult to shotgun-wielding allies.

Sex with small nikkes

>>958860 Tove's SG buffs don't even work on K, she changes her weapon sure but it's not classified as a shotgun. Kinda like how Snow White changes her weapon for her burst but she remains an AR

My ID is evil and she's a terrorist.

>>958863 how small?

>>958866 This small.

>>958864 i just thought that since they changed the wording of her ult from >Affects allies with shotgun to >Affects all shotgun-wielding allies it somehow affected K now.

>>958831 No, it doesn't work because K's base weapon is SMG and buffs for SGs only takes into account your base weapon not the weapon change during her burst so she cannot actually benefit from almost all of Tove's buffs Same reason she also doesn't work with Leona to increase her pellet count

I love heavy nikkes

>>958863 Abfrey Gravestein

>>958869 this is sex, now all she needs is a futa dick

>>958870 Oh, they changed the wording? I didn't know that, should be easy enough to test quickly

>>958865 agreed

If we ever get a collab with Danmachi, I really hope the event boss is some form of The Juggernaut. I could beat that thing into the ground for hours.

>>958872 Yeah but Tove's burst changes wording when you upgrade it with Treasure, no? >>958880 Yeah if you have Tove's treasure. It changes wording. >>958877 Hottest squad in the Ark.

>>958887 Just tested it, she doesn't gain the SG specific buffs during her burst

The Admire?

>>958888 ohhh... thanks for testing anon. I still plan to farm for Tove's treasure but yeah looks like K's out of the window now.

>>958891 hi

>>958870 Good catch anon but unfortunately she's still not getting the SG buff and yeah Tove's ammo up will brick her anyway

>>958896 I really thought I was on to something guys, coz why would Shit Up even bother changing the wording when players comb through it like lawyers.

>>958891 more like the Ademire

>>958899 different EN translaion engine please understand

>>958892 I wouldn't write K off though, she's most likely good enough to be used in elec weak SRs. It's been so long since we had one so I still haven't invested in her, but her scope-locked dmg looks decent enough I'd say. Her crits are very consistent with this comp and high reload speed is good for her.

>>958920 i was thinking maybe I run her with my treasure 3 miranda? then mmast and mankor?

>>958899 Now you've got me thingkin (lol) too. What about Volume+Biscuit+SAnis+Treasure Poli+K for electric-weak? I mean sure you're taking SAnis away from her ideal team for middling damage at best but it could be fun. Brb treasuring Poli now

>>958920 you're better building S/Trina and Isabel/Arcana than K >>958928 lmao we have better teams than this now and Anis will most likely be with Ein

>>958931 >Isabel/Arcana Really? I dont particularly want to build Isabel but I want my irl GF Arcana to be useful.

Hags ! Hags ! Hag get !

>>958935 It's pretty decent in a team with Cindy/Rouge. We'll see next electric weak solo raid, no need to invest before it's here

>>958938 how particularly invested should Isabel be? 10/10/10? That sounds tempting tbh. We always have electric-weak raids anyway.

>>958931 >you're better building S/Trina and Isabel/Arcana than K You say that like I can't build all of them, but yeah Isabel + Arcana probably have the highest priority and you can actually use them with Tove + B2 CDR and it's probably her best comp

>>958931 it was her turn...

>>958941 meant for >>958936

>>958936 you know what anon, before the next batch of treasure nikkes got released I was praying to all kinds of gods we get Treasure Yulha. I love my sharkwife very much.

My ID hopping on me like a rabbit

>>958948 very sexy rabbit.

Imagine Noah bringing Dorothy for career day and gets laughed out the room after showing everyone DoroTV

>>958948 lucky winner

>>958935 Isabel + Arcana has a lot of potential, both because Arcana actually makes Isabel a beast, but also because Isabel's lowered full burst duration means that any 2nd B3 DPS you pair her up with will get to burst more often enabling units with strong bursts more. That's why some guy in the top 50 on the JP server was able to use Isabel + Arcana with Helm on the last water weak SR despite Isabel not even having ele advantage.

Good afternoon, did they remove the coat yet?

>>958959 just buy it, you will regret it soon

>>958939 Last one was 8 season ago Arcana 7/7/4 > 10/10/7+ and Isabel 4/7/4 > 4+/10/4+

>>958960 Nah, I don't feel like spending my hard earned money on a shit product. Fix it first.

>>958957 >Have no sexual thought about anchor at all >Anon keep posting anchor lewd >now whatever i see her, i think of all her lewd art Stop turning me into lolicon

>>958961 eyyy that's not particularly bad on the mats at all, all things considered.

>>958965 their merely revealing what was once hidden.

>>958965 just get into it, nothing wrong with it

>Ade's live ASMR so is the forehead thermometer thing built-in for all Nikkes, or is it just an Ade thing?

>>958965 nothing wrong with subscribing to the bluedev agenda forma loli anon.

>>958974 Built-in, like thermal vision.

>>958976 >>958969 Fuck you guys oh well migh as well join

>>958977 that's how they tell when they arouse skk

Ravaging my id so hard that she makes silly expressions

>>958974 is the podcast worth listening too?

My ID would post stuff like this unironically on BlaBla

>>958968 They're* because it's something they're doing Their is used when a group of people have / own something Their outpost Their obsession with anchor

>>958920 I need more rocks so I can start building my K to try Miranda-S-Trina-K comp.

Crown tongue my anus

>>959004 thanks for the explanation but I'm still gonna have bad grammar bro.

my ID wants uppies

>>959014 Cute

my ID will have every RIkker and Rimmer dead or in chains by 24XX

>>959017 Based

>>959017 mythical ID

>>959017 wtf

>>959017 Guess you could say... She is part of the upper Crust

Moran is a Rimmer Surely you don't mean all of them?

Me and my ID have sex sessions so intense, rough, loud, exhausting and depraved that they usually end with the neighbors calling ACPU to come investigate. Last time I took her back to my room and when I woke up the next day some of the pipes in the shower were broken so there was water leaking into the room, most of the furniture was broken, the kitchen was on fire, there were crashed cars outside, some of the power lines were severed, and we both got called for an audience with Enikk regarding the incident. I don't even remember much because I was drunk of my ass during the etire thing. >>958864 >Kinda like how Snow White changes her weapon for her burst but she remains an AR You know, it really is a shame they didn't do more with this concept, especially with Snow, since unlike other cases where the weapon remains the same but works a bit differently (sDoro for example), Snow actually does change her weapon. Would've been cool if they did something a bit more interesting with that, like actually switching weapons depending on some factors like where you place her on the team, weapon specific buffs from allies etc.

https://w.atwiki.jp/nikkepedia/pages/324.html Archive with all the NIKKE interviews so far.

>>959017 Blessed

My ID gives me birthday head and enjoys it a little too much

>>959059 From that angle, drake looks like someone familiar

>>959040 Art's pent up sexual frustration that couldn't be expressed through painting...

>>959017 Hax!

>>958931 It's fine if they do shit damage, I got to do Poli's treasure bond out of it and it's a pretty fun read. I tried both Volume and Dorothy and I like going with Doro more, seeing K's constant lightning striking the boss while Doro's Brand goes off was pretty cool

Looks like I'm getting Milk in the first multi

My ID sings this on karaoke nights https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=sCfAk7E1E4g

My ID will get a treasure next!

>>959086 KEK

>>959086 Hahaha, fund it! I'd pull for Combro!

>>959086 Com already has a treasure and it's Art

>reverse bunny rikker fanart Wow some people are so creative

>>959045 Looking forward to more interviews from this year's TGS

My ID will have sex before Rapi

>>959119 Accurate

>>959119 Canon

>>959122 I mean it would be accurate for almost every Nikke

>>959131 Milk sex today?

>>959132 Yes

>>959136 Crown sex nyow

>>959142 Shiftup... rerun this shit and you'll have my $60

>>959145 rerun this skin*

What if during the Padres game some 70 year old baby boomer got one shotted after seeing Noire's ass on the home run screen and keeled over a heart attack

>>959156 there are worse ways to go.

>>959158 Like getting stabbed to death by a rikker

>>958825 >Real version has her puss My fucking dick is not ready for this pink woman

HOLY SEX She going to be semen demon when she come out

>>959100 >

>>958825 >SKK just walking forward menacingly lemao, luv cummander.

>>959170 Ade talks about what villain she is in one of those advise sessions

>>959177 i didn't get that advice yet i think

>>959179 Really? If you get it something about being fearsome whatever

>>958988 I only started to kinda understand what they were saying when I enabled subs

>>959165 >>959170 Literally built for sucking your soul out through your dick vibes.

>>959165 >>959170 Everything I learn about this woman just makes me want to fuck her even more. I pray to god that Velvet is just a straight up succubus.

Lapplap would watch Watchmen and think that Rorsarch is the hero

>>959196 ...he's not?

>>959196 Laplap doesn't fuck around.

>>959196 He is though

>>959202 Not your typical hero. I do enjoy Watchmen though, have most of their comics besides the before series. I might miss like 2-3 of those

>>959196 Laplop would be correct. He's a troubled soul, with a lot of rage and flaws within him, but he is ultimately heroic, and standing up for what is right.

>>959237 Laplop has a moral compass or whatever when it comes to heroes or villains. So she would like most heroes even if their sense of justice isn't the cookie cutter heroism. Take Peacemaker for example. Peacemaker will uphold peace even if his ways are not correct, laplop might even see him as a villain or rogue hero for his ways of justice. Laplop is our hero though

>>959257 Beat me to it

>>959257 Sloppa playing thru your ears.

>>959265 >Sloppa molesting my eyes >Sloppa fondling my ears >Sloppa in my belly >Skin moisturizer on my face AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHEN DOES IT END

>>959270 I'm curious if we'll still be calling it slop five years from now when you need a doctorate degree to tell the difference between sloppa and bespoke. Genuinely curious. Five years ago it was chickenscratch in every form.

Good morning, I will now thrust in Crust.

>>959183 >Literally built for sucking your soul out through your dick vibes. GODS PLEASE

>>959183 >literal i like succubi that turn you into one of them once they take your soul

Gears of War

I wish rocks were real

>>959308 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLMlYZdynxE

Right on time

>>959315 A few more seconds must have passed after taking this screenshot so you're still bricked

>>959312 kek what a perfect title advent love

>>959318 7 to be exact a small price to pay for a (you)

>>959315 >12/hr Newcutie!

>>959315 >>959320 Bricked for life time to reroll

WHY

I want to rage against the anons that say behemoth is easy on their 12th alt account, but i know deep down my anger is at myself for being unable to beat her due to my own inadequacy. Also maybe i shouldnt be playing after my body aches from a really tough workday.

>>959327 >That ID Anus would say this

>>959327 YOU LOST THOUGH.

>>959325 its so that you don't need to do story 1 again once story II comes out to get full credit.

>>959349 but it reset tomorrow right? i can finish it with other quest anyway

>>959325 they want you to get impatient and pay for pass levels

>>959325 Sexia pass released first but Bay's one will be completed before it

this id licks the tip and plays with my balls

Do you think we'll manage to get to space before the 20 year plan is up?

>>959383 as long as shift up doesnt fuck shit up

>>959376 she absolutely would but there would be a string around your cock to make you dry till the very end

>>959386 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>959330 >>959331 Honestly its just the gatling that fucks me. It keeps sniping my Crown or Rapi. I find it hard to manage dodging it.

>>959388 I don't get that crap, I get terrified enough when I have a high enough pressure coom that it hurts a tiny bit coming out.

BROS https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qIjW73FUCb0

i ain't clicking that shit nigga

>>959388 i can see why its called "seedy club"

>>959383 Hopefully, I think we'll at least visit space in 2 years. Realistically, Kim will EoS Nikke in about 3-5 years when Project Witches is released.

Day 7th of the same shit happening when booting up the game. At least today my Milk comes out.

>>959390 its why im excited yet scared for the 3rd anni will it be kino or will it be absolute ass

>>959409 Working the pole at the seedy club

>>959416 milk comes out every day if you know what you're doing

>>959416 just replace that vga -> hdmi adapter with a proper hdmi cable

>>959383 the story has already gone to space, with Old Tales, and the cut off space station with the Queen on it seems like it would come up in the story again.

Im going to give up for today. i made it to that first QTE twice in a row but for some reason the central dot just refuses to fucking die and even burst right as she hits doesnt last long enough.

Dying a horrific death in front of my id

>>959432 Beta SKK...

>>959432 >he died in beta Retconned...

I love hags so much it's unreal.

>>959436 >Bunnies ID Hags are the best.

>bunnies ID I have become sex.

Teh Hwa

Hope the event ending is a super hot bunny pounding party.

>>959436 Bunny Ludmilla when?

I want my milk now!

>>958825 Are we the bad guys?

>>959479 Yes, RIP Thomans and James

>>959460 She's a Tetra so there is a lot more chance for it to happen than with non-Tetra nikkes.

>>959479 nah we're the ones surrounded by hot chicks we can't possibly be evil.

>>959494 And Alice has been a bunny a few times by now. Next bunny event will have her and Neve

>>959479 We're 007 and we have licence to fuck

>>959496 Unlimited bunnies...

>>959511 Make them all alts and super strong.

>>959516 Unlimited is already the strongest Tetra squad but if they fully unleash Neve they will be unstoppable

>>959519 Don't wake the bear or you get the paw

>>959516 Bunny Toub....

>>959526 Because if you do she's going to bear hug you and crush your ribs cage

Harvest moon above, Petals scatter in the breeze, We walk home as one. I love my wife S...

>>959531 >snoh Close, I'm sure you'll get the S ID soon anon

>>959392 I already had my fun with her on SR so I didn't care about opening some boxes to get within a manageable CP range. Frankly, she's one of the more "fair" bosses, so she's "easy" when put right next to MW.

>>959534 Behe is easily in the top 3 for bosses

Are there nikke gacha pull simulators? I need to quench my thirst to roll by getting absolutely destroyed by one or I might do some stupid shit tonight.

>>959549 The one I know stopped being updated after 2.5th anni (surely a coincidence), then there's a Korean one but I don't think it has animations or English language option

>>959549 https://www.gyattcha.com/

>>959573 >stopped being updated after 2.5th anni Stop noticing.

>>959576 >wasting your luck right before the Milk banner

>>959576 >Sim Siren banner >MLB in 200 pulls Kim I will not fall for your tricks

>>959621 I got two copies of Siren from pulls in like 240 I think? And then luckshitted the "free daily pull" for her. Then I just MLB'd here with tickets. I fell for the memes and didn't buy extra dupes of Mihara so I was all set for new years.

>wake up in body of Missilis scientist >Syuen walks into your office and tells you that you have to make a Nikke that would save the company or you will be sent to Rimmerland along with your family What do?

>>959679 Look at what Tetra do and copy that.

>>959679 I'd just make migu

>>959679 Make an oppai loli.

>>959679 Call Mustang and buy a rejected design from him

>>959679 I'd make a whole five person squad of Menhera landmine girls.

Bunny Maid Agent in 9, life's good

>>959705 why is she keep touching her womb area?

>>959679 >Find an employee that's not doing so good mentally >Fabricate recordings and reports to make it seem like Syuen is about to boot him out of the company, which would lead to him becoming a rimmer anyway since he's already in a poor financial situation >Push him until he snaps and shoves her down the stairs >Turn her into a nikke to """save""" her >Someone competent will have to take over Missilis >Missilis stocks are saved >Something something monkey paw >She gets assigned to skk's command and he uses her as a cumdump >I get promoted

>>959694 That has already been tried with limited success

>>959696 That or sexy nuns loli included

>>959707 Baby fever

>>959709 >child with benefits

>>959707 Something about making babies

>>959707 she desires impregnation.

>>959707 Impregnate her

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>959735 Standing paizuri erotic

>>959735 The fabled tit impregnation.

>>959707 i got her pregnant...

>>959745 This is a whipped cream siphon, right?

>>959732 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2PSDTsnj1o

Sup my fellow /nikg/ers Today, I celebrate my 27th birthday and I wanted to share my birthday pulls I have a bunch of tickets and an assload of molds The main goal is any nikke with melanin but whoever's on my wishlist is good too Wish me luck!

>>959805 good luck old man.

>>959805 Good luck and happy birthday, ojisan

>>959805 Happy Birthday and toot

>>959805 Good luck and happy Bday.

>>958965 It's too late.

>>959805 Happy birthday anon and good luck!

>>959805 Happy bday and toot You're not gonna wait until the bnuys are added?

>>959490 Gone too soon...

>>959805 toot. also, you too young to psot in this grenersl

>>959806 >>959808 >>959809 >>959811 >>959815 >>959816 Jesus christ I didn't even expect to get anyone actually THANK YOU FOR THE BLESSINGS BUT NOW ITS TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT BROTHERS I NEED YOUR MIGHTIEST TOOTS

>>959825 Damnit, with the chromatic abberation, i almost though SU let a little butthole peak from Ade leotard, i was fooled once again.

>>959830 Get lucky

>>959830 2 Grave, not bad.

>>959830 keep going old man remember gamblers all quit before they hit it big.

>>959830 Hot period toto

>>959830 2 pilgrims, not bad Tootus Maximus

WOW COME ON ELYSION LMFAO

>>959830 good luck bro

>>959830 DOOOOOOOT

Centi!

>>959834 >>959835 >>959836 >>959837 >>959839 >>959847 >>959848 >>959851 All this and I only got one chocolate babe. Alas, a merge is a merge Either way, this was entertaining. Thanks for the wishes bros!

>>959861 >Blonk >M.Mast >B.Soda Very very good!

>>959861 good job old man now make sure your funeral is ready y'know because your fucking old.

>>959861 bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk

>>959830 >>959861 >Julia >2 Graves >Mast >Unfa Good pulls

I had a dream last night where Emma pressed her tits up against my back and said something like "now, let it all out for mommy" while stroking my boner through my pants until I coomed.

>>959895 That must have been a great dream.

>>959805 fucking green-behind-the-ears, get your shit together, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, and fucking do it before we can call you an equal here.

>>959867 >same core level >next to each other when sorted by default Oh yea, the bunnies are joined at the hip

>>959906 >using that awful nawr skin

>>959909 I like Blanc's and I like them matching I just hope they rerun the NY skins so I can use those instead eventually

>>959915 wasn't that already rerun?

>>959918 Not yet.

>>959918 Not as far as I know otherwise I would've got it Unless it was before i started (last kingdom)

>>959901 It is pretty in character for her.

Sex with my ID

>>959948 oh no no no

>>959956 It is still a female

Oh I almost glossed over the fact that those two Grave spares from my standard rolls nabbed me an MLB I guess I should build her for raids or something...

>>959962 Does she even have a vagina? Or any hole for that matter? Maybe some but not the kind you can fuck if you ask me.

>>959971 You can put her in a new body

>>959948 Do you like the Amazonian Position? Grave comes off like the kind of woman that would main that position.

>watch an 80s anime >AI for the blue robot is named Rei What's with blue people being named Rei? There's like 4 of them with Nikke, NGE and Fist of the North Star

>>959980 because it can mean ghost/spirit

>>959980 It's a tentative name

>>959968 Her lobby is very cool. Grave is still great even if Ade competes really hard with her.

Where does the crown event take place as far as story chapters go?

>>960009 When we are stuck in crystal namek

>>960009 Around Crystal region. That's when babu awakened and your superhuman abilities started going into overdrive.

Less than an hour until Milk I didn't want to roll but aoe for Tetraxtower sounds nice...

Less than 45 minutes until Velvet rapes us before giving us back to Ade and Milk

>>960029 Hell yeah

Less than 40 minutes until we get a new upgrade in the minigame and I still haven't beat my rival's score. I will be forever dishonored.

Story 2 >part 1 / 2: tomfoolery as everyone is trying to capture SKK >part 3 / 4: Ade goes full flashback mode as she recalls who's Velvet >part 5: Velvet appears for a moment to announce that she's here to steal SKK's seed U rike ?

30min until I release it all for the 2nd best gap moe in the game

>>960040 Ingrid stop spoiling the plot

>>960046 >Abducts you in the chaos of everyone chasing you >rapes you >Ade and Milk rescue you >then also rape you

Before reset hits and more important stuff anyone got any CA teams or somewhere where I can look at them? Got in for once and would be nice to try and beat the qualifier for a frame.

>>960057 I don't think she can do that

>>960062 i hope she has that Phantom dumbass energy

>>960057 Her only real chance to have abducted SKK was when the lights were out. I don't think rape is possible...

damn, charlie kirk got fucking murdered goddess of victory: nikke

I'm thinking just lineart and colour now. I might make the head and torso a little smaller, while also making the shoulders a little narrower.

>>960061 I barely touch CA.

Good morning

fat maiden id

>>960076 oh wow, yeah, that's a lot of blood. kind of a rude thing to do tbh goddess of victory: nikke

>>960076 I'm not american enough to even know who that is >>960082 Christ, that's a lot of text

>>960086 Maiden sex

Just to remind you all 8 seconds

>>960046 >>960062 >>960075 Would it be weird if I said I care more about Velvet than Siren, Mihara, and Dorothy combined?

>>960096 No, especially Dorothy at this point. I withhold judgment on Siren till later.

>>960096 Only slightly but they are still essential characters for the plot

>>960096 I feel the same way but I still love MIhara

>>960096 Not really.

>>960094 FAT butt

>>960096 I want to see Siren kill levi no more redeeming bad characters like how cindy killed redshoes for some reason, I still like Mihara and feel she was the least damaged character from unbreakable, and I still like Dorothy no matter how crazy she is.

>>960096 the heart wants what it wants, anon

>>960092 One of the sexiest nikkes released in the past year.

>Already getting some before we've seen her proper My penis is NOT ready for the art that's coming

Chudmilla...

>>960111 She always was sexy, but god her alt is something else.

>>960118 Time to give Alisu some sisters.