Introducing my ID gf to my parents this christmas

my id killed bin laden

I will rape my ID

>>961943 im jealous

i got priv, nice

Reciting the Illiad to my ID

>>961953 you know your way around hags

>>961956 I expected someone younger

my ID loves Jews!

My ID licks signposts in winter.

who am I

oh, that's who

My ID forces me to breed her daily

My ID punches homeless people for fun

Let's go, Helm-san!!

Happy 9/11 day!!! My ID will also out-maid Privaty.

Velvet has drained my balls

>>961944 upgrade playable alts when

i caused 9/11 and 5mil people died

>>961981 I gotta admit after reading bla messages of her summer alt she really grew on me

>>961984 >Seal Team 6 Laplace

>>961984 I'd like to see Maxwell and maybe Drake, but mostly just Maxwell. Not looking forward to Laplap. Her new look doesn't fit her. The only good part is that dorky expression she makes when confused.

>9/11 lollolol It's state assassinations now, keep up with the times.

>>961998 Fitting ID

>>961992 We lost our thighjob queen...

N

>>961989 drake id would have been perfect

>>962012 noir embracing her trina

>>961992 shift up nailed it with max and drake as for lap idk what they were thinking there

>>962022 Laplop is a child, in body, whole the others are adults.

Lovey Dovey with my ID

>>962026 poor girl

I will 9/11 my ID's womb.

>>962043 bwo...

>>962043 bwo... also, sex with my ID

>>962048 shifty?

>>962043 It's over.

>>962050 Shifty(?)! Sex with human women!

>>962056 in the future story, shifty dies in the ark and get turned into a nikke

>>962030 laplace never recovered after the attack...

My ID is a total retard

>>962071 rude

>>962071 correct

>>962071 its chatterboxs fault she turned into a baby

>>962076 she's actually very clever and mature for her age. she's just a baby

>>962085 so retarded, got it

>>962071 Technically not the case... It's corruption followed by severe head trauma and then an unknown type of repair or even resurrection into NIMPH deletion and a reset to baby levels. I fully expect a future alt of her where she's grown up into a late teen or even adult personality. She's already exhibiting early teen or late jewish behavior as of LK. I think she's gonna grow really fast.

>>961992 My biggest gripe is the lighting on new Laplace and her new hair accessories.

>>962127 >jewish behavior ✡

My ID HATES indians

My ID shake her/his ass in my face btw.. Is Milk good?

>>962165 Nyes

lovey dovey sex with my ID

>>962165 FA... Bready good apparently. Requiers manual play to maximise her embarrassment gimmick. Finally strong dist dmg dealer for tetra tower

>>962165 Seems better than RH on iron boss with no parts.

My ID will help me have sex with Velvet

>>962177 >>962176 >3 multi >Have to roll her Wish RNG god have mercy on me

My wife is the champion of the ring! The salvation of Tetra Tower! My core maxed soulmate! Strawberry Milk!

>>962187 you shall be judged post the whole shebang doll, OLs, lines, skills, everything if she's not your 1st or 2nd strongest nikke, you are a certified fraud

>>962192 brave comnig from egg bwo that never posted his summer egg

my ID is trying to get me in rimjobs but i just want to eat ass....

My id makes me have sex with other nikkes and tell them about it

>>962193 i max cored and fully built her 1 hour in despite being crushed by the event and her bond, sit down

I got 3 copies of Milk pretty early but the 4th refuses to come home. I've got plenty of rolls left and have over 1000 gold tickets. Should I just claim her final duplicate with the gold tickets or should I just wishlist her on standard and hope for the best?

>>962204 god dam, i will my bad

>>962196 >Mintfag

>>962192 But I already did all of that last thread...Regular Milk still is my strongest. I used every rock I had on Strawberry Milk and was only able to get her to 12th. Luck just wasn't on my side with those OL rolls.

Can someone explain how BMilk is good? I wasn't able to get much use out of her in tower because i was on a floor with whale, and despite having distributed damage, she couldn't kill the air mobs quick enough, like others can. Was i doing something wrong, since i wasn't using her manually to use her S1?

>>962219 apologies, i wasn't around last thread when you did this but still... tsk tsk, you had plenty of time to prepare, sloppy performance if all your future efforts aren't concentrated on getting her to #1 or #2 asap, you will have to bear the mark of shame forever

My ID gets a bunny outfit in part 3 together with Velvet

>>962225 tough luck, you just got a swimsuit

>>962224 I had plenty of materials for her doll and gear, but I can't really help it if RNG just flat out refuses to give me 3 lines so that I can pad her POW.

eating my ID

>>962219 Wait, you still have that many gems after getting her to max core? Sheesh

good morning

>>962219 best union group we in, i congratulate you yet again my amigo

>>962132 First time using the other teen word with the prefix, didn't know it filtered to that. But considering the history of chan sites and CP, I'm not surprised... It is what it is.

>>962232 Morning. I'm srinking coffee.

>>962237 Wait what, there are word filters here?

>>962230 >alice ID hey, that's pretty rare >>962225 i wish. If not the swimsuit then lolibaba will tempt SKK with a bunny suit on her junior...

My ID will be next year's bunny alt.

>>962241 I'm surprised too. It's the word teen with the prefix, you know the one. Even though it's a legit word that describes someone who's not a teenager yet. I'm not one to question the site's decisions, it's their rules. I guess I'll avoid using it if it's something sensitive and use some other descriptor instead when talking about Babu tier personalities.

>>962222 Yes. You need to stop her from shooting to activate the heart effect.

>>962238 me too! I love coffee!!!

You're not Milk...

Wrong Ade and You again Cindy?

thinking about this laplace from last thread i wish i could draw

>>962247 >Lumi bunny alt don't give them ideas...

>>962263 >Lumi+Mori mega event lasting 3 months, introducing several alts and costumes for both Can't wait.

>>962265 DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

>>962255 rip mid hood. powercrept by some random tetra unit

>>962269 Re: The Hood will put her back on top

>>962269 Treasure, Re: The Hood, dedicated support, and a gacha skin will save her

>>962269 Levi will revive her from that abandoned Rapi's body Rapi will have another character development moment when she will have to fight RH

>>962269 Imagine going back in time a year or two and telling nikg that Red Hood would be powercrept by Milk. Only I would believe it.

>>962269 >>962290 Wait, is Milk really that good?

NIMPH stops Nikkes from intentionally physically harming humans but does that apply to lifesaving care? Can a Nikke perform CPR even if it breaks ribs? Can they perform surgery on a person?

>>962327 pepper and mary are doctors.

>>962332 Doctors aren't surgeons

>>962334 something went horribly wrong if surgeon is doing a CPR

>>962332 doc help a cobra bit my benis i need yuo to suck the venom out

>>962327 As shown in the intro, nikkes have defibrillators to electrocute their commanders back to life, so evidently they can. Wouldn't make much sense to give them something like that if they can't use it.

>>962348 I miss blue Marian so much

>>962355 yeah me too. do you remember when the commander was fresh out of propaganda academy and was so inept and innocent he was wrapping bandages on sexy robots? good times good times...

>>962362 SKK never went to the academy.

>>962373 Source: it was revealed to me in a dream

>>962375 Cocksucker.

>>962355 I hope Third Affection incorperates more of that design into her look.

>>962378 my wife.....she saw me and she knew we would build a life together, and i was also thinking the same

what's bugi (fatty) eating feta? tofu?

>>962373 That would make it even funnier imagine being born in a lab as a commander then kicked out while being told to save the world and the only useful info you got from the implanted commander information is how to do basic first aid? It's like in the original resident evil four where they basically only taught leon how to do roundhouse kicks then told him to save the president's daughter.

>>962378 by third affection she will put on mikro biniki cause she will be out of ideas how to get SKK's attention

>>962382 Fought corruption well enough to literally save us... If only we could have done more to help her at the time... >>962387 Your terrms are acceptable.

>>962362 i was legitimately upset about shooting her, Marian was too perfect >>962386 maybe he works on saiyan logic and he needs to be in mortal danger to power up

>>962392 >he needs to be in mortal danger to power up Anon, they literally revealed that his healing ability gets faster every time he gets wrecked.

bun

>>962400 oh yeah sorry, i've only had one coffee, my mind's still a little slow

>>962386 They also gave him a gun and some first-aid spray! Though, I suppose he could have just brought the gun from home.

>>962411 Your mind is always slow though

Having a romantic for (You) event with my ID and at the end of the event the camera pulls back to reveal that we're in the Twin Tetra Towers and a plane is heading towards us >>961944 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6maL6gq6qME >coin in rush hard mode >laplace crashes into coin rush to announce that she has "caught and comprised bin laden to a permanent end"

>>962422 HAAARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>962420 ain't true

>>962431 I miss the inherit squad and cecil i's always dorothy and never them

Also im back to ask for SP arena teams and who i can upgrade for them

>>962431 BASED

>>962416 They gave him a nice dress uniform though. No need for actual combat gear, you're only there to look pretty to boost the nikke's morale.

>>962407 she's getting more and more stacked with each apperance

>>962442 We should have instruments for SKK so we can truly be the bard class

>Bunny Milk in 20 >CRupee in 10 Now I'm gaming

>>962373 he says he doesn't remember much from that time, but he does sometimes bring up stuff he remembers from the military academy, like how he heard about Johan, and Exia managed to get her hands on his thesis (it sucked). he also has memories of talking to insane in the membrane Girl about wanting to join the academy and become a commander when he was young, so I'm pretty sure he just actually attended. >>962385 it's apparently an expensive korean ice cream brand

>>962482 damn bugi is ridin' high, living the life i could go for some ice cream right nyow

hm. I kinda want sneon, crupee and canne, but I should probably save for anni...

>>962492 Your golden ticket?

>>962492 roll on limiteds and use gold tix on anni it's that shrimple

>>962492 I got them and now I can rest happily knowing I have all seasonal limiteds

>>962492 >not collecting limiteds >stressing about units that will go to the normal pool NGMI

>>962492 If you will have 400 Gold tickets then your fine.

>>962524 600 Anni will have Levi, Ziz and Behemoth. All at 1% of course.

>>962525 i mean if your using that logic it would be 800 seeing as Bahamut is a beast as well. Unless she fucking dies.

My ID is very clever but also the biggest retard

>>962532 I'm only including characters that have already been introduced and have boss fights, not a new one that may or may not exist.

>>962537 I mean she definitely exists seeing as Levi wrote a note for her to do.

a pik bfore seelp

>>962544 I hate phantom so much it's unreal

YOU DON'T GET TO SAY THAT WITH MY WIFE ID!

my jims are gone, and I have no crupee :( at least I got the rest of them

>>962557 Well, you can get at least 2 more multis before her banner ends. And your ticket stash is looking good.

time to work with boomers for that sweet bay skin...

My jims are gone too, but I have successfully MLB'd the Anus with my last 10-pull, which is what I was going for anyway. I'll have to wishlist Milk though.

>>962569 Nice, I'm holding so I can MLB her Prettier version though

>>962566 Sex with all of them

>>962569 A fantastic choice.

>>962569 absolute slampig

>>962569 Based

>>962699 Viper (improved)

>>962722 True, I already vastly prefer her to Viper

>>962722 >Dorothy's and Crow's daughter Fixed.

>>962569 >How to win over SKK >wear skimpier bikini Always works

>>962747 egg, centi, rapi, doro all disagree

>>962748 well maybe he's into faties ? >egg maybe it's blondies ? >centi someone he knows well ? >Rapi He likes em a bit unstable ? >Doro Dam, no way around it

>>962573 Even volt ?

My ID did 9/11

>>962758 skk doesn't like missiles nikkes he thinks of them as sisters and he's not into incest, skk doesn't like spergs like rapi, and dorothy...um...is too old?

>>962758 Shit is so schizophrenic that there is no pattern.

>>962782 is cowtree the only miSHITlis nikke who got to sex shitcan?

>>962789 in recent memory i think so...i might be forgetting someone though

>>962789 if i recall correctly, yes there was a date / girlfriend status with pepper confession from Admi, Julia Maybe something with Naga or Tia if you count their event Mana and Maxwell ?

>>962801 mana's bond and advising just involves heavy drinking, maybe a smooch

>>962801 maxwell had to rape him, yuni and mirhara were in a loving bdsm throuple with him, and after that....i think that's it...

>>962807 my bad then, i thought something more happened >>962809 dam, Syuen has to personally make up for it

Nikke should do more goofy shit with their collabs, it would make them way more tolerable.

>>962801 oh and pepper is a tetra nikke i think.

>>962815 wait no my bad i was thinking of mary

>>962819 >>962815 do your nikkedle

>>962814 This, anything is better than boring mediocrity.

>>962820 my apologies i was thinking about doctor sex

>>962782 >not going feral for this Incest or not, i have no idea how SKK resisted her this summer

>>962838 With the power of intern writers anything is possible. That said we really need to stop talking about summer.

Check out this red id (that definitely won't be a blue woman).

>>962844 i will never let them forget it with how good we're eating this bunny event the opulent foul stench of SHITmer stings even worse

>>962847 Purple?

>>962851 magenta

>>962844 >That said we really need to stop talking about summer. You can't put the shitfest that was summer in the game and expect people to go "haha forget it". But yeah, people will talk less about it with time.

>>962860 What was Enikk thinking when designing a brown loli tomboy?

>>962862 SEX

>>962862 SKK seduction, making titcow #198 wouldn't be as effective

>>962854 Couldn't it at least been Flora? I've gotten Drilley multiple times now!

>>962860 Eternity mogs Endless so hard.

>Be a Rimmer >Start jerking >Just as you're about to bust >"I want to destroy the ARKs.... >Eternity and Endless sonic boom into your cumshot. >....enemies!

>>962860 >Nikke (male)

>>962862 "Eternity very nice body pettan"

Good morning

>>962876 Zamn, males look like THAT now?

>>962879 Prompt "engineering" at its finest.

>>962862 this will kill those scum of the ark forever

>>962862 Probably wasn't designing anything herself. She's subservient to whatever Ark entity, be it the corpos or government, or a mix of both. They were likely created by MMR. She's probably going to usurp power with them, either these two or additional filler mass produced models that will present the bulk of her fighting force. Honestly the best course of action if the desire is to enslave humanity would be to convince them to don the shackles themselves by making ordinary life too inconvenient or frightening otherwise. Taking power by force never works in the end. So the question is what were MMR, or even Syuen who designed Mihara OS, thinking when they made them? Likely something along the lines of "UOOOOHHH BELLY EROTIC ;_;"

>>962862 >"According to my internet searches, adult males (the most dangerous demographic) start crying and yell UOOOHH in fear when they see bodies like this"

My ID pushes Syuen down the stairs so she can be Nikkefied

>>962407 I need bunny Frimmers

>>962903 she would

>>962903 I will be eternally thankful if she does

>>962903 She truly is the shouri no megami

>>962437 Use this site to determine burst speed.https://nikke-deck.web.app/ Build your 3 teams around Scarlet, Cindy, and Helm. Google a pvp tierlist to see which ones generate the most burst and best pair with others. For instance, you want Noise with Cindy because she buffs HP thus increasing Cindy's damage because she benefits from HP & ATK. You wait either Trina or Blanc with Scarlet, depends if you can get 2RL with Blanc or not. You can also try to copy Keripo's lineups. Look him up on YT.

>>962903 They haven't officially met yet, right? Imagine Doro corrupting Syuen. She's already living rent free in Doban's head without having done anything. Manipulating Syuen would be child's play for her.

>>962897 it's simple with syuen. she's a closeted freaky bitch i mean have you seen her personal assistant?

>>962921 Dorothy would literally pick Syuen up, fly her to the top of a set of stairs, and push her down, the moment Syuen starts shit talking Nikkes. She not one to take shit like that.

>>962911 >[sound dumbass

>>962931 Why would she need to get her hands dirty? All she'd have to do is manipulate her into believing that someone's conspiring against her, perfectly coinciding with whatever other action or event taken by this someone or something, turning Syuen's doubt into paranoia. She's already done this to Doban without even meeting the guy. Do this to a few key figures and you sow the seeds of distrust to the point where they start to actually conspire against each other, leading to an implosion of trust and perhaps even open hostilities. She'd appear during the chaos similar to how she descended when Nihilister invaded, and gracefully resolve the situation, now becoming someone who the people trust and obtaining power and influence through them to achieve her aims... Too bad for her that Laplace and Matis would probably whoop her ass if she bullied Syuen. The three of them would be able to do it after their upgrades.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_YmA0cd3kg Join KingdomConnection as we watch anime, specifically Highschool DxD! We'll be streaming LIVE at 3PM EST, but there's a timee link (along with the stream link) below: https://timee.io/20250914T1700?d=180&tl=DxD%20strim%203 https://8chan.tv/view/41574c4a-ac01-4aae-990f-5ea092ae4d64/

>>962912 My bigger question is can i build any? im like consistently way below past 15% under with even these teams...

>>962997 >7pm euro Nice

Currently duking it out with an active PVP rival. We can both beat each other right now though it's super close for me. I'd like to see if there's any way to make my defense more unbeatable. Team 1 questions: Should Cindy be bursting instead of Vesti? Would that do more nuclear death strike? Team 2 questions: It's just power stack but is there any changing of order needed? Team 3 questions: same deal

>>962997 Hope you'll remember how to run the stream this Sunday

How good are Ade and Milk? I'm currently struggling in Tetra Tower from a lack of AoE units.

>>963024 Lol, i'm so mad at myself for that. I was trying to fix a non issue (my local copy of the episodes is like 12 seconds behind, so I just watch my own stream like everyone else) so I wasted half an hour of strim time.

>>963035 Ade is a grave tier B2 buffer and milk has good AoE

>>963045 I... don't have Grave so I don't know what that means.

>>963053 Crown is a 10, Grave/Ade are about 6, bunnies, Naga, etc are about 4.5, the rest of the b2s are 1-0

>>963053 40-45% (can't remember exact number) damage buff for 10s

eating out my id

>>963060 I mean at least it's not the cat

>>963064 At least it's not a joggerbox

>>963060 hot, post porn

>>963053 Grave gives 48% attack damage and 40% pierce. Ade gives 55% attack damage, 28% pierce and 15% caster's attack. So Ade is better general buffer while Grave has better pierce buffs, higher personal damage and helps out with burst gen.

So far with tinkering this is what i got. Wondering if i can slot in Siren or SBS somewhere to bolster CP. Current team 1 and 2 are at 250k and team 3 is at 190. The people around me are all near 300k. And all of them have fucking biscuit.

>>963064 >>963069 kinda looks like Syuen a little

>>963074 Also team 2 has an issue of needing 4 RL shots to guarantee burst.

>>963076 i fucking love crazy bitches

>>963074 Not much you can do for CP besides investing (eventually) on the pvp nikkas.

>>963089 yeah. I guess im just more sad i cant seem to get 2k gems anymore.

>>963076 Gosh I need hammering...

I haven't made my CA teams. I have been going with old as fuck teams and always lose the qualification stage.

>>963054 >>963058 >>963073 Well I summoned Milk. Don't have enough Iron Supplies for both, so I'll wait until later for Ade.

I need to drink the substance...

>>963121 i want some from her futa cock tbh

Enikk is evil and must be erased

>>963135 Jealous Ingrid?

>>963129 >1

>>963136 >Actual thief

>>963000 Like I said, you need to use the site to determine if you have a 2RL lineup or not and if you're referring to a specific deficit, you'll have to choose the correct team to tackle your opponent's team. Remember that you only need to win 2 out of the 3 matches and that sometimes the filler team is the right one to attack, even at huge deficits as long as you do it with the right team. A solid tank in p1 with Biscuit can withstand a big deficit and burst them down before they can kill you because filler teams typically can't burst or are very slow. Move Trina next to Scarlet to p2 for synergy. She gives Scarlet invulnerability for like 2 seconds but only if they're next to each other. Your Cindy team is a natural counter to Scarlet, don't forget that. And your Anis team is... weird. Are you running Besti or Anis? Can't have both. Besti's burst generation is mid but her burst is stronger than Anis'. Also, by Helm team I meant to literally have her as the B3 on a whole separate team, and not merely as a battery. SR Anis on the Cindy team would, along with a few Q cubes, guarantee 2RL, freeing Helm to be a sniper in your last team. Use Blanc only if you can guarantee 2RL or 2.5RL with her. You'd typically do that on a Scarlet team to keep Scarlet alive, possibly with Helm alongside on her or a blinged out Emilia if you have her. >>963006 1: Not sure why you're running Besti with Cindy. Besti's burst gen is mid and her out of burst damage is also unremarkable with this composition. Put cindy in p3. You want to avoid splash damage on her as much as possible because her decoy ability generates burst for your opponent. 2: This is basically never bursting. It doesn't matter if you swap them around or not. In your circumstance I'd swap a few around to make it at least 3 or 4RL and give it a chance to do something other than hope that the deficit is gonna be enough. 3: Trina on the right of Scarlet. Jackal shares damage with the top 3, as long as Scarlet and Red Hood have the highest attack, they should be able to survive non-burst attacks just fine. Not sure why SBS is there. Calculate your RL here https://nikke-deck.web.app/

>>963074 I think you should move Blanc to team 1 replacing Lap to make a zombie S

>>963006 >Team 1 Too slow to burst. Trivial to beat. No point in having Vesti as the off-burst unless she's giga invested. Blanc's indomitability goes to the lowest HP - so either Noise or Vesti? Pointless either way, you want that indom to go to your bursting DPS. Suggestion: build a 2RL team around Vesti-Blanc-Helm. Emilia and Rumani/Jackal are good picks. >Team 2 Technically it's better to burst with Rapi because of her AoE grenades but it doesn't really matter. Could replace Naga with Cindy. >Team 3 Too slow to burst. Trivial to beat. No point in bursting with Jackal when you have RH's giga B1. No point in using RH's B2 when you have Trina. Suggestion: build a 2RL team around Scarlet-Trina-Jackal. Ideally with a built Rosanna but otherwise just stick Centi and a clip shotgun there. But most importantly: BRO, YOUR NOAH? Please say you don't have her because there's a perfect gif for you

>>963156 I have her, I just ran out of space with cool ideas that actually don't work. I will be changing it up.

Pink women owe me sex

>>963164 Noise+Noah+Cindy are commonly used in the same team. Could replace your power stack team

>>963175 So Mustang is basically giving her to us as pet right, as long as we take good care of her

>>962997 are you going to NOT fuck it up this time

so my new teams are: rumani/blanc/vesti/helm/naga Noise/Noah/Cindy/RRH/Alice (last two for CP stuffing. Should I put RH somewhere instead?) scar/trina/jackal/doro summer/centi (Centi is super weak, doesn't have gear leveled or doll. Replace with RH?) I hope this applies to your advice

>>963175 I Skk the commander of the counters agree with and co-sign this statement.

>>963190 It shant be fucked up lol

>>963175 Also it's kinda odd that her first appearance is in a bunny suit. Like she just got railroaded into a bunny event, despite being a secret squad pariah. Either they give her a bunny event or we pretend she isn't in a bunny suit, or do something that has never been done before like giving her a different (skin tight latex) suit and give the bunny suit as a skin.

I think missilis and elysion should make more secret agent nikkes whose purpose is to keep my balls drained

>>963252 Real Kindness spec ops event when

Jiggerbox Nikker

>>963156 Does "2RL" just mean having two or more rocket launcher nikkas, or more to it?

Nepenthe Inherit Goddess Goddess Exotic Rewind

>>963311 What did he mean by this?

>>963325 Not much Just terminally bored

>still not a peep about the coat It's actually over reverse bunny bros. Funny thing is, when I saw the mannequin teaser, I was one of the people saying "it's too good to be the true, She'll be wearing a bodysuit or something" little did I know how bad it truly was. I had not even the faintest idea they'd just coat her up so badly. I know a lot of you, are tired of hearing about this. But I'm just so let down.

>>963402 It isn't the worst gacha skin but man it could have been the best

>>963402 At least that's 60 bucks saved and it was for a character that anyone only liked for her meta status.

>>963409 Stop lying i liked her she is sweet

>>963402 Incredible skin for cosplayer enjoyers. We know at the very least those girls will go all the way. Like other anons have said, $60 American saved for the next gacha skin - well, ignoring the RE collab gacha skin. It really is disappointing and I'm hoping that after they review the numbers they can see they noticeably torpedoed part of their profit margins. But yeah, advertisers and getting more players. I get it.

>>963420 I'm never spending money on Nikke again. The deceptive marketing was too far. I'm at the point where spending is unnecessary. I have enough gold to mlb 3 limiteds if needed

>>963409 I like Rouge, but the skin is a letdown. Agreed that it isn't the worst gacha skin, but it's kinda tiring they keep asking for $60 for these things and they keep fucking them up like with Viper. They should break the mold for $60, not just be like "well, I'd pay $20 for this maybe, but the other $20 is better anyway".

>>963402 >>963425 >deceptive marketing Except they never actually marketed it?

>>963425 The marketing wasn't that deceptive since they showed the button up. The real problem was them failing the whole appeal of the reverse bunnygirl suit. That pissed me off. Luckily, I'm pretty careful on my pulls and when I open my wallet up when it comes to gacha skins. I skipped baipah because there was nothing there. Again, great cosplayer fuel but nothing pass that. >>963439 Their weekend posts about the upcoming event is marketing when they were showcasing incoming units and the gacha skin.

>>963439 >Mannequin teaser >In-game event splash art used for promotion >The calendar >All had Rouge coated, but the coat was unbuttoned with the goods on display. Yes, deceptive marketing

My ID will rape me HARD

>>963451 Lucky

My ID gives me a rimjob in a filthy gas station bathroom.

I'm so confident ShiftUp will not respond to the coat question that i will will record myself buying it if they talke about it at all before the final 3 days of the patch.

>>963451 How much did it cost you?

what is the Ark equivalent of 9/11

>>963470 The Invasion arc?

>>963470 Goddess fall dummy

>>963452 >>963455 >>963466 $60

>>963150 forgot to post image. Also your not making sense saying to make Helm a Team, but then also saying to add her to scarlet team. also i dont have Emilia or Biscuit. its why i posted my nikke box.

Bros, I wanna fuck Velvet

>>963506 Get in line

I become my Id for 1 days

>>963470 The rapture attack causes by Missilis inside job.

>>963503 Switch your Trina and Blanc positions so Bonk is bursting for the immortality.

>>963470 Funn y ou ask this, whore snake, because you are responsible for it.

>>963470 The invasion arc because it led to the creation of Endless and Eternity

Whatever happened to the Chink version of the game? Did it flop?

>>963506 You don't get to fuck Velvet, she fucks you

>Sugar is featured in the story but doesn't speak This is bullshit. When is it her turn to get some love?

>>963585 sloppa...

>>963602 Is it? I can delete it if thats the case.

>>963608 It took me a moment, but yeah it's definitely made with AI, you can still find the classic AI weird effect near where the hairs and the skin make contact, and around her waist with the fishnet. Almost fooled me there.

>>963608 Yeah, it's really inconsistent. The one on the right even only has one bunny ear.

>>963608 I see lots of melted things

>>963610 >>963611 >>963614 Okay then! Shame it wasnt real.

>>963624 In general for me, it's whether or not the image actually looks good rather than if it was AI born or not. Not trying to start an argument just stating a position.

I'm not horny today so I bake a nice tasty salmon fillet with my ID and have a hearty dinner :) Is this team a good idea? I still need to build Ein but yes/no?

>I finally have Isabel after almost 3 years. Holy shit. I knows she's awful meta wise but I'm glad I have her now.

>>963654 At least she's not Harran.

mustang please rebrand my wife so she can get sex

>>963637 Ein isn't necessary for AI MC, but still serviceable. Crown/Cindy/Helm(t)/Siren/MMast is the phase 9 team.

>>963654 your arcana?

>>963510 this fucking demon is going to get gallons and gallons of me

>>963670 Needs a Phantom in the background cleaning it all up

>>963654 She finally caught you...she was my first Pilgrim but I don't have her treasure (Arcana) yet

>finished anime(S Cry Ed) >last episode was the MC and rival just beating the shit out of each other after the main villian was beaten Nikkes who would do this?

>>963684 Drake and Laplace

I am going to impregnate my ID's nipples.

>>963691 >2

>>963700 >Just turned 32 >dementia already setting in It's over...

>>963668 Damn so Siren/Crown/MMast are just the new best buds for every anomaly, huh? Alright, I'll try it out tonight thanks

>>963420 I dunno, they partnered with the city of Kyoto. That's gonna bring them a lot of money. >>963442 But it's still unbuttoned.

>>963701 You are like a baby, watch this. Huh?

Dude... I said fuck it and just delayed all my burst timings. I got a lucky streak and finally beat Tetra 154

>>963701 ojisan general...

Give Harran a favorite item and give people like two weeks to buy copies of her and we'll get to the end of this madness.

>>963705 Yeah Crown-Mast is super strong but if it isn't a kill run or you need those two to reach 6 or 7 then it really isn't worth the effort.

>>963708 We've had this discussion before, she is stiff, you get a flash of tits for 2 seconds and her legs are glued shut so you can't even see the pussy pastie. I want full view of all three pasties at for 60 bucks. She should be standing. Like the Chibi and promo images.

>>963676 for you

So, why not just let SKK get captured by someone and call it a day? It's Mustang who has to pay the money, so who the fuck cares? This event is fucking retarded.

>>963727 Who's we, if you're arguing inconsistency, you can say that.

>>963741 then skk would be called a loser and no one wants that

>>963741 People are gonna ignore the dumb logic in this event and call it peak because they got their pants wet.

>>963742 It was bait and switch marketing, every image we had up until patch night had her fat tits out for all to see, none of this "hiding them behind her weapon or arms or a 3 second peak in the burst and lobby pose." Fully displayed. Then the actual outfit is revealed and she is coated so no pussy shot and her tits are blocked 90% of the time. I want those fat tits and her pussy on display a majority of the time.

>>963741 >Why does Mr. Entertainment want to entertain his guests? Fuck off

>>963752 Honestly everyone should know by now all gacha skins are scams, the only good ones were Racist Drake and Swimsuit Rapi Roja. All the others are just "are you simp enough to waste 60$" shit.

>>963741 >Why doesn't Entertainment Man just cut entertainment short Retard.

>>963754 >>963760 Who the fuck is this Entertainment man?

>>963759 >dissing naked king >dissing shower helm >dissing naga's tiDDDy kimono

Sunset over rows Harvests ripe, the drinks flow Hearts entwined in peace Working hard with my wife S...

>referenced like 9 movies >completely missed the chance to reference Naked Gun with the toilet scene with the live mic on pathetic

My ID rapes the ID below

>>963741 >Why doesn't SKK just fuck over his bro Mustang, the guy who gives him an endless supply of FAT-ASSED Nikkes and robosexo

>>963776 Blanc has a tiny ass tight, but miniscule

>>963778 True, but she comes with Noir so you get a fat ass too

>>963778 She's the robosexo part

>>963778 Hey! My wife's ass is perfect!

>>963741 That wouldn't make for a fun event

>>963792 >>963786 mhmmm, the contrast between her pale, almost snow white skin complimented by the white bunny suit that wedges so deep in the crack and the brown streaks on the narrow back of the bunny suit caused by it wedging so deep in the crack...

>>963793 CUTE

I want to improve my PVP teams but I don't have the sync device slots to do it. Why the fuck are they taking so long to give us these QOL updates? Why could they have not been added with this patch? They said late September which means it's not even the ani patch so why not now?

>>963741 >hey SKK, drop your pants and fuck Velvet wholesomely in the middle of Coin Rush now

>>963805 >>963793 Is Ludmilla a groomer?

>>963764 Out of those 3 the only one barely showing ass was Helm and that's inferior to her Summer Alt anyway.