Cumming inside of my ID servant...

>>997823 kama...

>>997826 Every time lmao...

>>997832 This is like the third time I am the Red Man...

Locking my id like a bear trap with every limb in the sloppiest kiss.

>>997826 I keep telling people to stop doing that.

>>997839 ToT

>>997842 Oh dear God, I feel sticky now.

>>997842 Man the Fate/Zero threads were so much fun.

Post the Servant you're using to farm the 90++.

Dang a lot of you guys are getting good servants. I don't usually roll myself but I'll fall to the temptation and see who I get!

>>997829 A wave clear

1d20 = 4 1d20 = 17 Due recent negative input and by popular demand the following ritualpost has been modified to be more general friendly.

>>997851 I'll take it, At least he has a super cool armor.

Workshop is closed today.

>>997846 >two guys walk in a circle for half of the first episode It was hilarious.

Bros I propose a little game: draw or edit image to describe a servant's name or appearance, and other bros try to guess who it is. I'll start with this masterpiece that took 1000 hours to craft in mspaint.

>>997853 >>997849 >2 babu lizzers There's an equal chance of getting any of Liz variants if you get a Liz colour, this was just luck... In the next version of the code both mecha Liz versions will be in the Liz pool also, so this should happen less frequently...

>there are /alter/bros who don't want to fuck this why?

>>997862 Munenori

>>997845 go and reset your router

>>997868 Wrong.

>>997865 that's right

>>997865 im loyal to my wife you manwhore.

Imagine not wanting a Medb ID.

>>997863 I want to see a normal Kama again as well...

>>997878 Based

I want to get a servant id that I 120'd for once...

>>997879 Not hard to imagine

>>997879 I have an active Anti medb summoning circle around my Chaldea and the ONLY time I EVER liked mebd was because of that Idol event

>>997862 Baohban sith.

>>997865 I prefer her flatter sister.

>>997879 Medb is a disgusting whore and her used bubblegum hair color is the worst thing ever.

>>997890 I'm a moron.

>>997886 Also rolling. I'm jealous of the nemobro who got nemo on thread 2 of servant IDs.

>>997888 >>997889 >>997893 Bunch of chudsters...

>>997893 >>997894 These posts ARE NOT RELATED and I am not drunk while shitposting while watching movies.

>>997858 They’re erect!

>>997890 Correct. I'll post more in 1000 hours

1d20 = 12 1d20 = 8

I have all 3 Medbs in my Chaldea

>>997902 Close ID...

>>997902 Teenage size

>>997904 I have the main Medb and the Cnoc welfare and those are the ones I care for.

>>997909 Fairy+Witch could be Baobhan right?

>>997842 YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME CUMMING INSIDE OF MY ID SERVANT

>>997918 >>997909 Oh never mind, forgot about the smart at the top.

>>997902 Gomen

I too have 3 Mebbers. My Summer Medb is NP5 as well. Very cool of her.

>>997896 >>997904 Would it make you feel better if I said That Kiara was also apart of the field before she snuck into my Chaldea? And that I like Cnoc? My dislike for Mebd is purely because of what she did to my boy Cu and until she apologies and means it I don't want the original her anywhere in my Chaldea.

>>997928 I don't like Kiara at all actually.

>>997919 >Cas x SpIshtar It's like a love through the multiverses! Ah, my heart can't handle it...

>>997928 Medb is ok, Nasu made her more likable later. But I 120'd both Kiaras

>>997899 Since you in 5 minutes

I wonder who my ID is if I go off my wifi.

Huh. Didn't know she has her own ID.

>>997959 No it's not surprising. Steggy Servant when though?

>>997961 Hopefully never.

>>997959 We all like those IDs though, r-right?

>good ole boy throws a molotov cocktail at an injuns house >the place explodes like 5 sticks of dynamite went off This movie is now hilarious.

>>997937 Very true but I still want my apology same with Kiara and I or at least a skin for that doctor she possessed in the under water seraph event. >>997931 Very odd to hear that since they nasu loves them both for the same reason. >>997969 I like Fou >>997971 It's by expert opinion that Old movies were actually pretty good.

>>997975 >MB characters What is an MB character?

>>997964 What the hell is your problem? >>997967 Why the fuck not? >>997974 I like Medb because she's amusing, not because of her sluttiness.

>>997977 Melty blood

>>997979 What Melty characters do you want, Sion?

Is that new Melty Blood any good? Or is it shit?

>>997985 Yes. The good Sion.

>>997986 I asked people here multiple times to play but nobody wanted. We will never know the answer

>>997981 >The real Sion Choose your path

>>997946 Your lack of appreciation for the fine arts is noted. But it's alright, have an easy one on the house

>>997991 Sion and Satsuki I'll add, I'm a little hesitant about Wallachia and the girl with the silver hair, since I think very few people ITT are familiar with them.

>>997996 artoria artoria alter artoria brave

FGO Sion is zoomer bait. >>997997 Add them anyway. >>997998 Why...

>>997996 Richard the Lionhearted

Roastbeef Shielder when? I want to ditch Mashu.

>>997997 If you're adding OG Sion, then you might as well add the cute Sions from OC1. Also do we have any Riyo/april fools version or Riyo Gudako? >>997999 Close, but missing something >>998001 Nope

>>997998 !

>>998016 >Also do we have any Riyo/april fools version or Riyo Gudako? I don't think we should add Guda as an ID, it would be wrong...We could theoretically add Riyo versions of every Servant as uncommon alts, but it'd take a few hours probably so I'm not gonna do it.

>>998023 Not all of them, just the meme ones like Altera, Liz or Helena. I don't see the issue with Guda as an ID, and Riyo Guda even less so.

>>998016 Es muy dificil

>>998029 Most FGO players only know Arc from memes and Carnival Phantasm. I am sure of this. Well there is the remake of Tsukihime now though too. So whatever. I don't think youngins these days play stuff like that though. Being brainrotted and all.

>>997996 Lion king from the Shinsei Entaku Ryouiki Cameroto.

assassin

>>998045 1/3

>>998051 First one is normal saber lancer , second one is her alter, third is lion king because her armor's white hence the burger king crown also she's racist.

>>998039 >Most FGO players only know Arc from memes and Carnival Phantasm. No... They must read...

>>998058 I miss old Arc's long skirt... Nu-Arc is very cute though.

>>998055 2/3

>>998039 I know her from the Tsukihime anime

figmas are always ugly

>>998067 What anime? You mean Carnival Phantasm? That wasn't just Tsukihime though.

>>998068 what about ligmas

no nobody has a city id here

go back to watch the movie

New thread, same ol me

go back but i'm still there!

>>998091 Kama tots...

>>998091 sick ID

>>998090 >switched to watching Psycho while I wasn't looking Bunch of fags.

>>998095 I would eat Kama's tots everyday...

>>998091 The King of Braves...

>>998068 Figma balls.

>>998068 I've got these and some mikus and I think they are perfectly fine. Robo and sentai designs lend themselves to figma.

>>998091 Summonable when? He was easily the best part of LB7

>>998110 Next anniversary for sure.

>>998110 Special event along with Beni Alter

>>998113 >>998114 >have cool shit people would waste money on >never break glass Sometimes, every day, I hate corporations.

>>998107 I need fluffy Kama in my bed.

>>998115 This is the only Camatoz image I have, requesting more please

>>998119 A Floofma is fine, too...

>>998121 >>998123 also this one

>>998121 Request accepted, here's some.

>>997996 This one is easy, it's Altria Lancer, Altria Lancer alter and regular Saibah because borgar

>>998121 >>998110 >>998114 The LB7 never evers... And I want both...

>>998117 We already got a bunch of those though, like Arc, Muramasa, Rasputin and Olga >>998121

>>998123 >>998126 >>998127 >>998129 >>998132 Thanks!

it was me

Channeling the cutest ID

Are you guys watching a stream?

no

>>998148 Give me your ID. Now. Amd yes. Cutest indeed.

*is raped by my ID*

>>998186 Gae bulge...

having sweaty sex with my ID!!!!!!

Don't you guys think that Redman's head is a little bit too big in his in game model? Compare the size to his sprite, it's such an eyesore. I would tolerate it if he was young or a a child.

>>998213 He's just very smart.

>>998213 He has older animations, I'm surprised he didn't get an update when Fate/Stay Night was remastered.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Emiys has big head. Emiya saves humanity by killing niggers. Therefore he is big brained and very smart.

>>998213 I think they changed the artstyle for sprites a few years in and a lot of the old bobbleheads were never updates

>>998225 emiya did get an update though. he had an even bigger head, if I remember correctly

>>998220 His animations are good enough already. Truthful to all his actions and fights in FSN, I adore it. I can do without the lazy ear splitting sound effects with sparks, and call it an "animation update" like they did with Mo(?). Or was it Karna? I'm not sure but it was definitely one of the Apocrypha servants.

>>998237 His sprite and NP could use an upgrade, though. Unlimited Blade Works should also be a field effect in the same way Millennium Castle is with Archetype: Earth.

>>998243 Nasu sure loves his OG FSN characters but I don't think he'd be onboard with giving the niche background and bgm change that an SSR limited main heroine has to a permanent SR servant. It'd be kino if he did though.

>>998243 >Unlimited Blade Works should also be a field effect in the same way Millennium Castle is with Archetype: Earth. Hmmmm... Nyo.

>>998273 You'd be clapping nonetheless if it happened don't lie to me

>>998243 Nintendo hire this man, it should blast Emiya at max volume too.

I think Arc should get a NP buff that gives her an instant death effect, to match how it erased a city and all its inhabitants in Ciel's route.

>>998291 Wtf

>>998294 Bwo...

>>998298 I dropped Ciel's halfway sorry not sorry

>>998306 Kinda based in a way but you also missed out on a lot of Arcutie content and lore.

>pocture tagged with Melusine >Melusine in question

>2 days left to do all the vangjina content and clear the store hehe

>>998322 Time for a break

>>998317 Ebora has done irreparable damage to Melu's image.

>>998337 Nasu did this also by making her a BETA in her summer event. Choco did this also by drawing the forbidden images.

>>998344 I wish she had had more presence in her own summer, I don't think we even got her to participate in the mural thing, her icon just showed up out of nowhere. >Choco's drawings Doesn't matter, Melusine and I got married. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLRNYin_kjQ

Open as many as you like. I won't be mad.

>>998366 I actually opened the second image first.

Cumming inside of my ID servant, no matter what.

>>998385 grats bro u won

>>998385 Pull out one head and lose both.

>>998337 ebora upgraded melusine

What the fuck is blud yapping about?

>>998422 sex with both

>>998422 It's probably better if we don't know.

>>998408 Pathetic

im seriously in danger of becoming a veteran

>>998441 Shut up loser!!!!

>>998441 Has anyone actually heard these "sisters" speak?

The ability to filter IDs is so nice.

>discord faggotry oh, im out. gn

>>998441 I was better off not knowing.

>>998451 Good night faggot! Get on with the times

>>998436 You've been soldiering on for 8 years, kyoudai. Take a well deserved break.

>>998451 Night

>>998441 You know I can understand being a gross person and doing that, when people encourage that kind of thing it becomes normal and it's hard to recognize the boundaries of others and what's right or wrong. However, to come begging for someone to come back to said space instead of understanding that you did fuck up and showing you understand what you did is wrong. That I don't understand

>>998472 are you expecting a fr*nchie to understand and empathize with other people

>>998477 Everyone can be yes.

>>998472 Right and wrong are just words.

>>998473 Altera is cute?!

>>997823 cat................ urday

>>998483 Not really no.

>>998488 How so?

>>998487 It's Sunday though

>>998414 She's already perfect as is.

>>998491 There's still 22 minutes here...

>>998441 I'd have preferred not to know this.

>>998490 Right and wrong are concepts that have to do with the diferent moral values of the parties involved and as such a whole mess, to say "they are just words" tries to invalidate and ignore said values and beliefs for the comfort of the person saying it.

>>998500 Morality doesn't mean a damn thing to me.

typical day on /alter/

>>998495 Go to sleep, bro.

>>998497 Too late

>>998456 >>998436 Playing FGO is a veteranship. I'm happy without a need to hassle at some gay-ass biweekly tower for some leaderboard/daily challenge shit until Endfield comes out. Reading the story events by the timegate/AP-regen pace is so peaceful...

>>998482 >prude better than being gross like you were.

>>998504 Kirei....

>>998518 Yes my child?

>>998391 >>998398 Thank you my fellow bros, I will enjoy my dog

>>998523 When is mass?

>>998530 When we fucking die.

>>998477 this but with germs, they're evil and autistic(except the Illya poster)

Discord is retarded.

>>998511 its saturday night bro, im playing vidya

>>998537 I must protest. You think they are evil and autistic, when in truth they are simply autistic and german.

I'm drunk. What the fuck is going on in this thread? How and why do people even follow these namefags,?

>>998578 You owned him, bro

>>998568 You got it backwards

>>998595 Whtd I get? For booze? Captain Morgan aple flavored rum.

>>998568 I don't see the difference.

>>998611 Yes. I think youre being srcastic thoug

>>997823 Here's a Kama... There's a Kama... And Kama's Sisterma...

LET ME POST REEEE

If you think about it.... Cannibalism is objectively healthier than eating all this junk food.

oh shit mahoyo posting, i gotta derail back the thread before it gets even worse.

Soo, you guys got planned all of your future grand servants?

>>998704 thinking about it, i might change squirtoria and tamamo for chloe and caster vincy.

>>998704 I barely have half. Most of my grails aren't Grand material and it's fucking with my interpretation of TM lore.

>>998704 Yeah but Noah being released is going to make me think about rider when the time comes.

>>998604 Go easy on the drinks, bro...

Oh come on I was just starting to enjoy the shit flinging. Why must it die out so early?

>>998704 Yeah, it's going to be pretty much a 1:1 with the first page of my support list. My current goal is getting them all to 120 before grand battles arrive.

>>998713 its all fun and games until the autists take it too far and spend the entire thread or days fighting over it.

>>998704 Yep.

>>998704 Nope

Do we get 2 extra grand slots?

>>998736 You get one for Extra 1 and one for Extra 2

>>998736 Yes. You can't pick the same class for both but you can pick two Extra 1s or two Extra 2s.

>>998693 yeah I bet you love eating other dude's asscheeks and cocks

>>998763 Epic. Simply epic.

>>998704 Amount of extra-slots is stingy. Also, I plan 2 candidates for the Assassin slot but failed to roll both.

>>998736 you can pick 2 extra class servants to be your grands, they can't be the same class

Test

>>998704 I have a general idea. It's fluid.

Bryn...

>>998780 You know what you're doing is just self-harm. We're all fallible, so don't beat yourself up over this, but you have to recognize it as a miss-step in what should be a long process of getting your shit together. Don't think twice about asking for help, you have people who want to see you get better. Stay strong, you can do this.

>>998780 Glad you're still around, bro.

>>998780 it's ok, the key to success is not being perfect but getting up again to face it, even when it hurts, even when you want to give it up from the other side of the world i believe in you, my bro

Attention Claebros, there is a woman(!!) inebriated(!!) in the same thread as us(!!). Observe, This anon prompts other thread-posters to identify female individuals: >>998446 This anon then identifies "Hoi" as a female: >>998452 This anon then prompts "Hoi" to identify herself (see Evidence1.png attached): >>998469 This anon then identifies herself(!!!) as "Hoi": >>998604 Then the same(!!!) anon indicates that she is drunk(!!!) which means that us Claebros can finally score some pussy(!!) without needing consent: >>998604 >>998780 Fellas, this is our chance.

What's with all the dead posts...

>>998841 Hang it higher.

>>998810 Huh I guess you can. Thought it was like the class score system but as long as there's no overlap you can do any combination That means I could actually grand both Kuku and City...

>>998839 Try reading the shit you're writing before hitting the reply button next time.

>>998839 You and the clown are the reason women hide

>>998839 Stop being creepy, this is why HR is so sick of dealing with you.

>>998839 >two dead links instead of 1 Here is the missing evidence. >>998854 I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

>>998839 didn't ask

>>998839 bruh

>>998866 It's just hallucinations from the alcohol. Go to sleep.

>>998858 3DPD make everything worse, so idc if they get chased off by chuds or by either ironic or unironic creeps.

how come beind drunk and shitfaced is seen as cool but being high makes you a "dude weed" guy?

>>998879 how long is your manifest?

>>998880 Neither are cool... The drunk bros and sisters here need the support of /alter/ friends to overcome whatever they need to overcome.

>>998858 Women love the clown

>>998866 Cute Liz doll.

How cum?

Impressive levels of pathetic tonight

taking advantage of drunk /alter/sisters....

>>998897 I would take a drunk /alter/sis to my house and then give her some water and a place to lay down

>>998900 don't forget the bowl of eggs in the morning.

>>998897 I'm a boy though...

>>998908 not anymore

>>998910 Prove it.

>>998897 Alice would say this.

And with that I bid you bros goodnight. Sadly I ran out of alcohol to be a drunk slut.

>today's mod logs are all /alter/ Home...

>>998923 Good night

>>998923 Shouldve bought rum.

>>998880 >beind drunk and shitfaced is seen as cool It isn't, the alcoholics are gaslighting you. Never let them win.

>>998928 it's just the usual claecel, all my bros are bros regardless of their gender

>>998925 >>998929 Teatime...

>>998928 You're fine. We just miss you. Some people aren't as good as expressing it as others...

>>998928 We just miss you. It's understandable if you want to take a break from it though.

>>998930 Too many calories

>>998928 Come back to the cord >>998925 >/alter/ ruins things >again Maybe we're better off pruned after all.

>>998925 where are the modlogs?

>>998954 Alcohol calories dont matter anyway. I always gwt really gungry when drunk.

>>998971 Then why do I gain weight when I drink three bottles of vodka in a week?

>>998900 You're so yasashi anon...

>>998989 >three bottles

>>998989 >three bottles of vodka in a week

How do I see deleted posts in this site? I was busy and I missed some of it

>>998989 >three bottles of vodka in a week

>>999000 There's been two happenings >Shrek professing his love to cwn and asking her to rejoin discord after she left because he asked her if she's ever taken dog dick >claecel realizing there's a drunk sister posting There you're all caught up

>>999009 I wanna read this though >>998780

>>999017 That's the drunken sister post

>>999009 >Shrek professing his love to cwn and asking her to rejoin discord after she left because he asked her if she's ever taken dog dick

>>999009 shrek isn't even in that cord anymore, he left to make his own cord

>>999020 I'm not seeing it. I don't want to be deprived of cool /alter/ drunkpostings.

>>998989 Russian bro...

>>999035 This is what bros are for. Thanks bro

>>999009 I love how the first one is considered less awful than the second by everyone

>>999049 I don't know if that's true, but the 2nd one is at least more unexpected since we all know that shrek is a clown.

>>999051 Nah, it is because one is made by a beloved poster

>>999049 First deserves only the silent condemnation.

>>999054 Why?

>>999053 >>999056 I can't even imagine the brain damage you'd have to have to be a shrek cocksucker in the year 202X.

>>999049 The first one is a bit and everyone just played along. No one should take claecel posts seriously, in fact the anon even attached clae images so people won't take it seriously.

>>999060 Wait, the second one. I meant the second one.

>>999060 understandable

>>999053 lmao

>>999060 Both are hilarious and funny

>>999059 >>999066 You can believe whatever you want, but people do like the guy. The whole thing started because one person sudenly didn't

Uh... Fate/Grand Order???

>>999078 lol

>>999084 What's the next event after vagina's? Guda?

>>999084 When does the curren event end? Couldn't even clear the shop

>>999091 The final even Grail Front, then Guda Guda.

>>998964 https://8chan.se/logs.js?boardUri=gacha

>>999096 The grail fronts was a series? I thought it's just random spinoffs. Wish they had more events like the detective one though. That was too much fun.

Oh neat Reinea ID. Ia hwr anime worth watching? I never seen it. I would dick her silly though.

>>999106 Yes I loved it

>>999105 Grail front is just a format, they have different stories.

>>999105 it is a type of event, like tower events or lotteries

>>999109 Okay. She seems cool rhe way she downs that qine in the webm. Also give me your ID. I won't ask thrice...

>>999106 I enjoy it, but you got to remember that at the end of the day, it's a magic show not a detective mystery no matter how it tries to keep larping as one. Honestly, I wish it'll just drop the dumb references to detective mystery terminology because all they do is to then go, well it's magic so those detective novel stuff don't matter.

>>999112 I skipped them anyways. Only read the first one with the Riyo Gudako seething about low rarity servants. Or did I mistake it with another event I'm not sure.

>>999123 >Or did I mistake it with another event I'm not sure. Yeah that's the first bunyan event

>>999123 Seems like you skipped way too many things. Do you even play?

>>999126 TsukiRe Ciel's was just awful you can't blame me for that. And I only read main chapter after the 3rd guda unless it's one of the rare exceptions like the detective event, SERAPH and what not. They used to put effort in writing these. Christmas 1 and 2 were so fun compared to the one where Eresh made an appearance.

Bros if sunburn makes a mole bleed heavily for several days am I going to be died?

>>999105 The second detective one was shit because everyone voted for the most basic bitch whodunnit twist ever instead of going for the most hilariously implausible one.

>>999134 Hence why I didn't mention the 2nd one