Hi. I'm the bald (nw6) at mid 20s guy. If you don't know me already from InCh here is a rundown. I'm 25, 5'5", poorfag, hence can't afford transplant. Because of my insecurity with my hairline I don't have any frineds, I'm also very introverted (copeword for 'shy') and lack any kind of people skills to the point I feel like I'm stuck in my teenage days because that was the last time I had nice hair and friends, but from then on it all went downhill and I never recovered from there, and hence never learned how to talk with people. Now onto the issue at hand..... Today I am going to meet with my school friends after a long time, at least after 7 years, when I had full hair. Tell me some witty banters when they will eventually call me a chachaji. I have thought of some like: God has gifted me a perfect head so I don't need hair to hide my flaws. Grass doesn't grow on a busy field Link it with great men like Bose, Lenin, Mao, Churchill and say I'm just following their footsteps. Should I stick to them, or can you guys suggest some more. Some suggestions I received on InCh: (Upon getting called chachaji) you can call me daddy now. "I have lost it all between your gf's legs." Do you guys have any more suggestions and how to handle the situation?