>>4436 I will always remember Luke Smith as the perfect example of what happens when you fall for every single /g/ meme at once, without carefully analyzing them first. He owns four ThinkPads at least. While I see nothing wrong with them in themselves, as they are admittedly pretty good value for the price, four is just mindless consumerism, contradictory to his "philosophy". He started using every single shitty pseudominimalist, ncurses-based program, used a shitty riced out i3 setup of dubious actual productivity (like all tiling wms), then fell for the full Suckless meme and went in even deeper. Then he started making videos shitting on Python and praising C, which is ironic considering he is not even a programmer by his own admission. He effectively spent years trying out, configuring and hopelessly trying to integrate tens of meme programs to build what is, combined, effectively a shittier Emacs, just like most of /g/ was doing in their "productive" desktop threads a year or two ago. Then he read the Unabomber manifesto and blindly accepted it without constructively analyzing it first, same with the anarcho-primitivist ideology that was all the rage about a year and a half ago on 4chan and 8ch. While he stated on his website that he "didn't browse 4chan much anymore" it was obvious this wasn't the case.Then he went and took the memes way too far, and unironically went to live in isolation. While I see nothing wrong in itself, the actual reason he did it is massive cringe. He has the mentality of someone 10 years younger than he is, yet he acts like a literal boomer jokingly criticizing "zoomers" despite he himself being the worst example of a millennial. He attacks "nerds" when it's painfully obvious he's deeply unhappy with himself, as it was obviously self-directed criticism thinly veiled as an edgy dabbing video. He is a perfect example of someone you should avoid becoming at all costs.

>>4436 Hugging is kinda gay if men do it for something other than its original purpose ie. to feel a girl's boobs. I don't do it because it makes me want to have sex

>>4436 You will never be a developer. You have no degree, you have no work experience, you have no talent. You are a retarded zoomer twisted by reddit and /g/ into a crude mockery of professional perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back recruiters mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your to-do apps written in C behind closed doors. Hiring managers are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of shipping software have allowed real developers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even "coders" who get a phone screen sound uncanny and incompetent to a seasoned professional. Your dunning kruger memelang fanaticism is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a tier 1 help desk job, they'll write you up and fire you for cause the second they hear "actually leetcode has nothing to do with what coding is about" or "I failed precalculus but you don't even need math to code". You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single time you copy and paste a frontend tutorial project and push it to github, but deep inside you feel the knowledge that you are an incompetent hack creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a 10ft Ethernet cable, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and financial burden of having a larper NEET for a son. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your only real employer (McDonalds), and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a wageslave is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton and skull volume that is unmistakably sub 110 IQ. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

Por favor lean la siguiente historia que me sucedió: Estaba viendo Dagon Bol cacota en una pagina de porno yaoi (que mencionare para su deleite después) llamada dragonballS.com.mx.ar.zzzz. Iba por la paja 122 cuando en el capitulo dejaron de tener sexo. Estaba ya cagado porque era una pagina de excelente contenido gay, pero me metí el dedo en el ano para satisfacerme porque el vídeo ya no funcionaba. Lo que pasó en el capítulo fue masturbable; no solo no tenía nada que ver con el capitulo anterior “El VIOLADOR CULERO DE KOKU” si no que fue increíblemente homosexual y de contenido excitante Koku estaba teniendo sexo con Vergeta pero de manera más violenta, sangrienta y no a la manera de koku. Koku no dejaba un solo momento de violarlo y se podían ver semen volar por los aires. Después Koku lo mandó a violar con un tubo, Vergeta tenia una mirada de miedo como diciendo “por favor deja de violarme por lo que mas quieras”, pero koku se veía enojado (de manera diabólica), fue a violarlo y Vergeta no lo evitó, le estaba propinando terrible verguiza. Koku retrocede y toma a Vergeta por el culo (cosa que era un tanto común para arrojarlos por el aire) pero lo que pasó a continuación fue impactante: Koku logra arrancarle la vergá de manera demasiado realista para como era la serie habitual. Vergeta queda desangrándose en el suelo del planeta Fondo de Bikini (donde peleaba con calamardo) y Vergeta aterrorizado le suplica a Koku que deje de violarlo, pero era inútil; Koku parecía apendejado por el dubstep de mierda que escuchaba y luego lanza la vergá al suelo junto a Vergeta, y empieza a gritar como marrana atorada. El cabello se le torna de un color blanco semen al igual que sus ojos. Gritó más y más fuerte, tanto que me cague en los pantalones. Vergeta estaba sorprendido y excitado, y yo pensaba que estaba así porque Koku solía comportarse de esa manera. Efectivamente, Koku empieza a cagarse pero no en Súper Putin, sino en otra cosa mas espeluznante: Koku se empieza a arrancar la verga. Terminó de picarse y rascarse los huevos y luego se resbalo con una cascara de plátano que había ahí y se cayo en picada hacia Vergeta, quien intenta escapar pero falla y Koku le rompe el pene. Sus testículos salen de su cuerpo y luego Koku lo toma del cuello y le arranca un pedazo de caca, acto seguido lo eleva; una luz de el mar se abre y sale el mismísimo Peter la Anguila. Koku se lo lleva y termina el episodio. Luego de eso, comenzaron los créditos, pero no eran los créditos de siempre, si no que ,solo se veía la cara de Vergeta toda manchada de semen, heridas en el culo y con imágenes de cacotas que parecían ser los mismos créditos con una música porno de los 80, pero… Akira Toriyama aparecía en todos los créditos, es más, al parecer, él había hecho ese capítulo. ¿ENTONCES QUIEN ERA EL TELÉFONO?.

thats not pasta thats maggie

>>4436 neeche paan ki dukaan upar randi ka makaan randi dene ko tayaar anon leke ko tayaar anon bhosdika anon bhosdika uska baap bajaye tablay uski maa hilaye bablay uski biwi nache nangi usko chode sare bhangi anon bhosdika anon bhosdika chaar jalebi tel me anon gaya jail me jail me dikha bhoot! anon ki maa ki choot! anon bhai ki kya pehchan kholo chaddi maaro gaand anon hamara neta hai sabka mu me leta hai anon ko apna vote do nanga karke chod do

>>5704 Youtube se uthaya gaana