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General Thread #78 - Use Dis Edition Jumper 11/04/2025 (Tue) 19:31:12 No. 159953
A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting. Please make sure to spoiler explicit images and keep hornyposting to a minimum. >Old thread: >>157915 >Horny Thread: >>143436 >Thread Archive: >>1331
>>160568 >watch shit >it's shit ???
>>160570 >How could this be happening to me?!
>>160568 I'm curious about Dante vs Clive, even if I couldn't give less of a fuck about modern FF
You are about to transition from >>160571 to >I made some mistakes Why care about things you know are gonna be shit? You gotta let go, anon.
You cannot escape your sins, anon.
>>160559 Jim has never touched grass before writing anything, and his excuse that the stories are supposed to be seen through Harry’s lens of sexual frustration rings a little hollow when he has written from other PoVs and…it’s often still quite horny. Which I mean hey, relatable, I just wonder if the guy worries about how transparent the ruse is. Sometimes I think he established the Summer/Winter Lady mantle forces you to never have sex, ever, to try to escape the grooming/toxic relationship allegations for Harry re: Molly. Especially after how hardball he played with her like say-with that literal trial by fire in White Night. Even if it raises…questions…about how exactly Aurora was enabling the transfer of her mantle to Lily to make her the new Summer Knight at the time. >>160561 With how often Jim likes to make scenes in which Harry stares at Marcone taking care of battered women, donating to charity, rescuing puppies from trees and then thinking something along the lines of “GOD I fucking hate that nasty crimeman but…BUT…I have to respect him as a man” I’m increasingly convinced the final boss of the series is going to be Marcone mainlining the full power of the Outsiders somehow like a more successful version of the Illusive Man in ME3. He should be dead ten times over from the kind of bullshit he’s gotten into. >>160562 He does reasonably well in the kiddie pool, but he’s absolutely fucked if he tries his usual audacious shit because the higher powers in oWoD are much, much less willing to humour one man going rogue to do the right thing reliably. And the Messengers viewing you as deserving of Solar-like Hunter powerups is complete RNG. He basically has to limit his shenanigans to Dead Beat levels at most or he’ll end up dogpiled. As the Eebs showed, an entirely valid way to gank Harry is attrition and firebombing him in his own home. >>160565 Personally I would give him Forces 3, Correspondence 2 and Spirit 4. Yeah, Harry thinks of himself as a fireball merchant but in oWoD terms his ability to mind spirits is actually really fucking impressive. How he handled the Erlking and Demonreach would be much more concerning to an Earthbound than his sub-nuke level spells. >>160566 Oh, still literally nothing because Olga was never part of Marisbilly’s original plan. She was explicitly chucked into CHALDEAS to delay the Alien Planet’s plan, all but spelt out to be manifesting a proper vessel for the Alien Priestess who is essentially it’s Archetype. Presumably the resources that were supposed to make the Priestess an Arc expy went into making Jobga and her exponents instead. >>160568 Nah it hit rock bottom with Toph vs Gaara, everything past that has just been people getting back their taste. Your sins will not fade from memory.
>>160572 >Clive dude's supposed to be literally jesus or something so he has a type advantage
>>160575 >Oh, still literally nothing because Olga was never part of Marisbilly’s original plan. The disrespect, lol.
>>160575 >Toph vs Gaara See, this one is actually funny, because they went 'man, why can't these anime people stop losing?!' and then everyone tore into them for their shitty research and nonsense results. This hasn't stopped them, of course, as seen with Omni-Man vs Bardock or Asura vs Kratos, but it still is funny how they practically invited getting bitched out over it.
>>160575 >how exactly Aurora was enabling the transfer of her mantle to Lily I just assumed that Summer transferred the Mantle in a different way than Winter.
>>160578 >Asura vs Kratos Crazy how hard they fumbled on that one, they had so much material to work with only to make the most boring shit possible
>>160579 Some technically legal lawyering, maybe.
>>160575 >Nah it hit rock bottom with Toph vs Gaara, everything past that has just been people getting back their taste. Was Yang x Tifa before or after that?
>>160582 After.
Also I'm surprised they let Maka beat Ruby's ass
Reminder: November is Pokemon Mating Season.
>>160584 RWBY characters constantly job even in their own show.
>>160580 Because what the actual fuck was Kratos supposed to do against accurate Asura? Making him a giant monster, fine, Kratos has fought giant enemies, they could bullshit with that. But the second they actually properly represented canon Asura and what he could do, they're handwringing over 'w-well, Kratos could POSSIBLY do this' or 'Kratos could THEORETICALLY do this' goes right out the window. We all know the real reason is because they were scared of getting harassed by God of War fans when Kratos lost, so they took the coward's way out. >>160584 They also let Weiss lose, and with DB no longer being owned by Rooster Teeth, any defense RWBY characters had because the bosses wanted them to win is gone.
>>160585 Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.
>>160588 But are you into nerdy pokewife who likes Yugioh?
>>160587 Who did Weiss battle against?
>>160579 I…I don’t think Jim has ever established anything definitive about it, but it’d be odd if the court that’s supposed to be about “the wisdom of the heart” (TL note: Mab has been objectively correct about literally everything so far except how far beyond reason Maeve ended up being and how much she could threaten Harry while standing on his buddy Demonreach, and has actually gotten shit done while Titania has been such a histrionic bitch about the consequences of her own parenting oversights that Eldest Gruff had to prevent her from nuking the supernatural community’s current anti-Outsider messiah) did things in a less intimate way than the court that’s exists to be cruel and merciless enough to fight eldritch horrors indefinitely. >>160580 I haven’t watched it and will never watch it because I refuse to let their fanfiction contradict the evidence of my own eyes for both franchises, but I heard they showed the alternate ending with the episode. Which they don’t normally do. And says quite a lot about how confident they felt about the integrity of the result. >>160582 After. >>160587 To be fair if they were worried about fan backlash I don’t think they would’ve wasted so much time on Goku vs Superman episodes just to hand out the same result over and over again, I think they just decided to farm nerd ragebait engagement as part of their business model.
>>160587 Are modern GOW fans even that scary?
>>160587 I had my "this makes absolutely zero fucking sense" already, I am not gonna spiral again. But yeah that was nonsensical.
>>160589 Is that... supposed to be Hatterene? Kind of hard to tell if so, since it only vaguely resembles it.
>>160584 Sacrificial lamb, like how Batman died so the rest of DC (except Kyle, rare anime W) can shine brighter.
>>160589 Second verse, same as the first. Gonna double, triple, maybe even quadruple her life points with the new life going into her.
>>160594 According to Salty, it's a Hatterene named Ana. Specifically a hybrid Pokemon, which is Salty's go to excuse for "human/anthro pokemon with massive tits and ass"; they're human-Pokemon hybrids.
>>160597 The funny thing is, knowing what we know now he could just assert that she’s a genetic throwback to the old days when humans and pokemon CANONICALLY interbred with each other. Got some of those recessive genes acting up.
>>160598 He also had this weird thing about inventing an entire fake religion where people worshipped a fertility god(dess?) named Sinnoh for a while. Which was vaguely interesting background lore, but also just confusing.
>>160590 Mitsuru from Persona 3. >>160591 I think the difference there is that they could go 'welll some versions of Superman would get stomped by Goku' or 'hey, different kinds of stories' or similar meaningless platitudes. With Kratos vs Asura, it's 'the guy who you think is so cool gets shit stomped because Asura is actually as powerful as fans of Kratos wank him to be'. >>160592 They definitely seem pretty crazy still, though not as bad as they used to be, admittedly. >>160593 Fair enough.
>>160599 I mean, technically speaking, Legends: Arceus has Arceus referred to as 'Sinnoh' by the people, and we all know about that unused lore of Arceus being a mother goddess that slept with a mortal man and gave birth to Dialga and Palkia. Plus all the memes since about Arceus being a total slut. So in that light, fertility goddess Sinnoh/Arceus checks out.
>>160599 Well he might as well use the leaked Gamestop lore about Arceus fucking a mortal Chad who protected her from an enemy she couldn’t overcome alone after impregnating her with the gods of time and space, because honestly that’s somehow hornier and more romantic.
>>160601 >>160602 Huh, the more you know
>>160602 I think the best part about that myth is that, not only did this mortal man stand between his kids and an horror that nearly killed Arceus, but when he did in their defense, Arceus created the Lake Trio from what remained of him. Dude was such a fucking beast that not only did he earn the genuine love of Arceus and father the gods of Time and Space themselves, but three deities were born from his remains, and those three would go on to help look over Palkia and Dialga long after his own death.
>>160594 a distressingly high amount of people seem to get catfished by the hair loli


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