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General Thread #86 - Hot Chocolate Edition Jumper 11/24/2025 (Mon) 00:29:29 No. 176225
A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting. Please make sure to spoiler explicit images and keep hornyposting to a minimum. >Old thread: >>174199 >Horny Thread: >>143436 >Thread Archive: >>1331
Would doomslayer be ok with like any smt protag?
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Assuming SCP 096 is halfway around the world from you how close would you think it'd reach a Wonder of U jumper before it dies?
>>178239 Like, 2 meters.
>>178238 Even Demi Fiend?
>>178241 The Doomslayer seems to have absolutely no problem with using the powers of demons to fight demons
>>178237 Plenty of them. Law or Neutral route Abel. Most routes’ Nahobino. Bunny Boi on any route. Space Marine for Neutral. Aleph on a non-Chaos route. >>178239 Very generously and with as much wank for it as possible, it gets out of the country it’s in before the sheer weight of calamity shreds it apart. >>178241 Ironically he would probably get along best with Demifiend on the True Demon route, since that one’s more about World of STR than a demon victory per se and because Doomslayer eventually upgrades from fighting demons to fighting God (in the form of a Chaos Space Marine version of himself) anyway.
>>178233 Alastor's staff was still broken during the fight, so we don't know how much Alastor was weakened during the fight.
>>178241 he has no fucking leg to stand on after Eternal
>>178239 somewhere between ███ km and [DATA EXPUNGED] with a [DATA REDACTED] margin of error
>>178236 >I’m still waiting for the explanation why she didn’t say S H I T about Adam and his exterminations. Probably because, as she shows during her scenes, she's pretty much entirely focused on abiding by someone's "free will" and trying to guide them to accept peace and forgiveness on their own merits rather than forcing it. Sera literally fucking BEGS her to lash out and give her shit for being a terrible person and the Speaker just soothes her and tries to show her that there's a better way - WITHOUT giving her the tongue-lashing of a lifetime. Her reactions to Lute having a total mental breakdown are at most some worry and concern rather than flexing her authority and telling her to shut up and sit down. It's basically a classical "why does God allow evil" situation. The Speaker is frankly too nice for her own good and would probably be better suited for a setting with people less chronically prone to retarded acts of violence and self-sabotage. >…wha? You heard me. >Everyone on this show is retarded and that’s why most things happen at all There are levels to the retardation, Shard boy. >But mostly because the show beats it into your head over and over again that Vox is a codependent little bitch without outside help despite being able to finagle his way into a superform and that if Shock really was an extension of himself, surely he’d have set him on Alastor to beat his ass long ago with how easily it was happening. Vox, prior to Alastor getting jumped by all three V's, probably never had the raw strength (or desire) needed to push in even pre-unbinding Alastor's shit is why. In fact, literally every other Overlord in season 1 doesn't give the Vees an ounce of respect because they KNOW they're the Overlord equivalent of underage tryhards with an ego and the Vees never pushed it because they knew they'd eat shit unless the status quo changed. That, and given how Vox mostly just wants Alastor to be his little bitch, he 100% wants to beat Al "dfaid and square" or something equally stupid; note that he does NOT claim in Shock until he's literally losing and about to get killed despite having plenty of time to do so and overwhelm Alastor early in the fight once it's clear his powerboost is only JUST keeping him st pace with Vox. TLDR: Vox is a dumbass.
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>>177946 Alright. Garam it is. >>178208 Solar power, baby. Gotta love it. >>178217 Let me believe we get another cool monstrous vampire popping out. Please.
>>178244 This is true. For all we know, he could have easily folded Vox if he had the staff fixed when the contract was broken. Or maybe he'd have still gotten his ass beat. Hard to say.
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>>178236 Got any planned OC companions for the jump?
>>178248 >Alright. Garam it is. Looks like a good design. >>178250 What a fool you are!
>>178250 I simp for dagoth imp
>>178247 >Probably because >”why does God allow evil” Well, that’s…way more optimistic about Vivzie’s willingness to engage with the kind of themes brought up by a show like this than my theory. It would be really nice if you were right about this. >You heard me Neither season is exactly an all-time favourite for me, but Charlie was somehow even stupider this time around, the hotel was somehow even more irrelevant, Husk and Angel did their EXACT SAME plot but with Husk crashing out instead, and I got tired of the TV man’s preening very quickly. On the plus side, I didn’t have to put up with Murderous Johnny Bravo except in Lute’s hallucinations. >Vox is a dumbass Like everyone else yes, I just think there’s more evidence he’s something else than just Vox’s bigger half. He communicates to Velvette with BARK BARK BARK and Baxter does nominally work for the Vs and is an important enough employee he built their fucking media apparatus so… >>178251 Couple of pets. That’s it. The parts of my brain responsible for coming up with OCs are screaming in horror at the parts of my brain responsible for breaking this show down into perks and items. Ask me again when I’ve had enough psychotic break/surge of utmost frustration at life.
>>178254 >The parts of my brain responsible for coming up with OCs are screaming in horror Demon whores, you're welcome
>>178248 >Let me believe we get another cool monstrous vampire popping out. Please. Crimson Moon had an entire race of bishōnen to manifest in, and none of them were up to his standards. The first vessel to come close was his pretty princess half-dead apostle half-true ancestors with a magical girl transformation, and his vessel to actually come pretty much the whole way is Arcueid, another pretty princess. Crimson Moon is destined to be a waifu. You know it to be true.
Never interacted with Hazbin hotel/ Helluva boss since their pilots but it really does seem like a bad Tumblr fanfic for a show that doesn't exist.
>>178254 I will never understand why someone feels the need to intentionally watch and engage with something they hate so viscerally. What's the point? Isn't it exhausting to purposefully look for things to be mad as hell about? Like no offense Shard, but you sound way more at home reading Xianxia or something.
>>178257 That is the entire show, yes. It is a bad tumblr fanfic crudely gluing some big names to itself, like that horrible biological abomination at the end of The Substance gluing a much prettier photo of her past self to her heaving deformed mass. >>178258 >Isn’t it exhausting I have reached a point in my life where it is exhilarating. There’s so much fucking dogshit and so little quality out there right now, I have learned to enjoy my own hatred of the dogshit because of how hard it is to find the quality.
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>>177946 Have my jumper's image. Enchanter magic chain
>>178257 I am a bit worried that this'll cause people to actually start talking about this shit
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>>178256 >Crimson Moon is destined to be a waifu. You know it to be true. I refuse to believe it. I'm holding out for a hero. Nasu, don't fail me this time. He wouldn't do that to me, again.
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>>178261 With a beard like that, you should consider a top hat when outside.
>>178262 It will be no different than RWBY discussion. Probably a little better, because Hazbin is actually executed competently in terms of production values and hasn't yet sunk to RWBY's levels of utter milquetoast drivel.
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>>178259 >I have learned to enjoy my own hatred of the dogshit because of how hard it is to find the quality. I think I'm trusting Argent more knowing that my suspicion of you using the jump as a vehicle to shit your pants to the brim is confirmed.
>>178259 Apparently Vox's human design is the best design in the show from what I'm hearing. They also made a season 2? Jesus are people's standards that low these days?
>>177946 I strive to be a silly little bastard.
>>178263 Anon. I’m being generous here. If I want to be mean, I can accurately say that we’ve already seen what Crimson Moon will be when he, or rather she, shows up. Crimson Moon will return when Arcueid gives up her name. But in the same way that Roa is shaped by his vessel, so is Crimson Moon. So, anon….you're getting Moon-King Arcueid. We’ve literally seen her and Roa el primero have a lengthy conversation on the merits of their relative immortality back up plans.
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>>178264 That jumper wears a cowboy hat when going out
>>178267 >spoiler Anon, Hazbin is RIDICULOUSLY popular. Even in spite of the decade long wait for the first season, it's essentially one of the biggest internet phenomenons in recent memory. Especially after Vivzie partnered with GLITCH.
>>178271 Helluva is better.
Aren't people usually fighting over the last post by now?


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