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General Thread #90 - Business as Usual Edition Jumper 12/02/2025 (Tue) 14:58:40 No. 184373
A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting. Please make sure to spoiler explicit images and keep hornyposting to a minimum. >Old thread: >>182346 >Horny Thread: >>143436 >Thread Archive: >>1331
Making the drawbacks for GTA San Andreas. Anyone has some good ideas?
>>186330 Yeah Scholar is tricking but damn I love picking up debuff weapons for him, and that ult too. DLC is hard! It's great. >>186331 One of the new characters is called Undertaker, and is a battle nun with a noticeably large butt that curves the back of her dress.
>>186360 Tricky*
>>186327 Night, WoL.
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>>186331 >anon likes nuns with fat asses There's one in Warframe too, but she's Space-French. And can open a portal to the sun to fire plasma beams.
>>186359 Racially biased. Black for black, mexican and mexican, etc. Targeted by cops. Targeted by military disproportionately. Paid fuck all. Think there's supernatural stuff happening and can't prove it. Be Italian.
>>186351 >Greater Will finally sends aid after millennia of being MIA >we just fucking kill them Why is everyone in the Lands Between so fuckign dumb. Why.
>>186359 Glowies are fucking everywhere and/or got you on the hook. Your family are retarded. Retarded and hellbent on doing retarded things. You care, for some reason.
>>186337 In the comics the Joker is mildly superhuman strength-wise and more so durability-wise. Average criminal just gets beaten to death. Even in the DCAU shows he’s unreasonably durable to blunt-force impacts, though a knife or gun should be enough if you catch him off guard. Unlike in the comics, where it’s a coin flip on whether he’ll walk off a point-blank shotgun blast to the chest.
>>186367 Just open the whole where they pass him food, throw a grenade in and lock it back up and run away.
>>186359 Obviously a Tenpenny drawback where one police officer is out to fuck you over specifically. A drawback that makes all your friends chronically prone to betraying you for personal gain. A drawback that causes government agencies to constantly blackmail/strong-arm you into doing suspect shit. One that forces you to manage a business that's under constant threat from gang violence where it has to be annually profitable without using your personal resources or you fail the jump. A drawback to have an incredibly toxic girlfriend who you can't directly harm, avoid, or break up with. A drawback that causes everything to go catastrophically wrong unless you follow the damn train CJ. That is, there's never a Plan B: if you fail at whatever your first plan is then whatever you're trying to do just becomes impossible due to events conspiring against you.
>>186367 Since he has plot armor in one fic the MC transports him to a helicopter completely bound with a order to transfer him to another prison just to take a gun and shot him in the head.
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>>185878 Akame ga Kill - Extract type Teigu
>>185878 Prince of Persia.
>>186356 I heard Karate was really popular there, which style did you practice and what was your favorite weapon you trained in with eskrima?
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>>186092 >get a speciall Mystical Worship Chicken Egypt stonks on the rise
>>186373 Oh just to be clear the karate training mostly happened in Taiwan and all the muay thai/escrima in HK, and...damn, it's been ages but I think it was Gojuryu? Great sensei. Total hardass. Didn't neglect stuff like jumping rope conditioning and takedowns so even though I didn't find out I basically wasted my fighting life not starting with wrestling as a base, I at least knew the 3 basic and efficient ways of pushing another human being off the light, fluffy air onto the cold, hard concrete (double leg, single leg, simple sweep). Then picked up neck wrestling in muay thai. >favourite weapon The sticks for fast twitch muscle training, but the knife for actual self defence. It's like a damn paint brush but one that opens blood vessels instead of smear paint.
>>186062 >>186063 >>186071 Don't they also have maternal leave too?
>>186352 >martial arts movies Also hell yeah. Stephen Chow has the comedy side completely covered, but when it comes to choreography no one can beat Donnie Yen. Mainly because he put in the work to take up MMA too instead of being a fakeass wuxia master, like most wuxia masters. Even if Sammo Hung made for an excellent onscreen rival. ...pity the vocation of movie martial arts superstar has basically died out now there are faster and less physically traumatic ways of making money quickly, but it was kinda inevitable considering how tough that life is.
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>>186375 You always seemed like a mad dog fighting style guy shard
>>186378 Wellll, long before all that fancy-schmancy kata and weapon flow trainin' I was one hell of a scrapper in a pillow fight. Not the girly bed kind, the "we gave the kids a fluffy brick in a sack and assumed there was no danger of concussions AND that we wouldn't be competitive enough to fold the pillow in half to win this WAR with a literal mace, like the Witch-King of Angmar" My parents, not really understanding what autism really was at the time, just hoped the martial arts would teach me discipline and integrity. And I mean, in a roundabout way they did. It's just, not being martial artists themselves, they will never understand the emotions that come with higher-T levels at a critical moment in puberty.
>>186375 Sound like good stuff then, Goju Ryu is one of those styles i'd love to learn though i've heard there's a big quality difference between Okinawan and Japanese Goju Ryu. A solid style in anycase especially compared to other Karate styles like Shotokan. >>186377 Donnie Yen is the goat, the man has been the best at what he does in each decade he's been in since he got scouted by Yuen Woo Ping, incredibly forward thinking in his style of action choreography with his harder hitting counter style from the 90s to his mma influenced work from the early 2000s to this day and he also completely revitalized the traditional martial art film genre with his ip man films. I agree with you on the superstar thing, you're still getting great movies to this day from around the world If you ever want recommendations i've got loads but we've unfortunately passed the days when people like Jackie Chan, and to a lesser extent JCVD for wetern action movies, could become a mega star based on just there skill in martial arts movies.
>>186379 I'll be honest, you don't seem autistic, you seem like the average chink, but more honest. If that makes sense. Like you just show your programming rather than just be annoyingly aggressive with it and swarming something like the others do
>>186381 Hong Kong, fwiw.
>>186363 Is she also the type to abuse jumper in interesting and fun ways?
>>186382 That makes so much sense, All the best Chinks I know came from Taiwan or Hong Kong, pre china absorption
Is stranger things worth a watch?
>>186385 I mean I guess, but what stranger things are you looking at exactly
>>186385 I've heard mixed things about it. If you like nostalgia bait for people who never lived in the 80's with a little bit of horror Maybe DND too since Vecna apparently is in it then go for it.
>>186385 As per fucking always with modern media, season 1-2 probably yes, season 3 is maybe yes, further only if you want to torture yourself.
>>186387 >Vecna No, they just appropriated the name for unrelated schmuck.
>>186386 >>186387 >>186388 Just asking cause we have a jump and I saw some clips on youtube that made it seem good but every clips show on youtube pulls the good and ignores the bad
>>186385 I never really liked though I didn't really watch much "Kids on Bikes" movies growing besides Goonies which is the type of media it's aping so it doesn't have the nostalgia hook to get me into it. My Dad loves it though.
>>186380 >one of those styles If I've learned anything from fighting it's that the trainer's understanding of fighting's realities and skill at training some oik who's never made a fist in his life how to last 5 seconds in a fucked up crazy situation matters a LOT more than whatever style you work with. You can make anything work as long as you accept that much like with law, there is no true right answer in fighting, even though you need both solid prepwork and the ability to improvise to succeed. I honestly dunno if my sensei's lineage was Okinawan or Japanese. He was a big heavyset Taiwanese dude who just new how to fuckin' fighting, and I think that mattered more in the end than whatever his lineage was. I DO regret not learning more from my kenjutsu teacher, though. He was a kyokushin blackbelt. And we can argue about the stylistic strengths and weaknesses of kyokushin, but at the end of the day it has what every good style need: FULL. CONTACT. I really regret not taking some more time out of my weekend to learn how to blast a ribcage good and proper. Hell yeah, Donnie moreso than anyone from his generation has earned his retirement. Shit I don't even care his movies quickly went full Rocky 4-tier levels of nationalist propaganda, it's so hilariously over the top it's STILL entertaining even though it's very blatant. >spoiler Hit me. I've completely lost track of GOOD fighting after The Raid 2. RRR has good choreography but like...it's noticeably choreography. >>186381 Well, thank ye kindly. For what it's worth I did actually get tugged into seeing a psychiatrist who did confirm I'm on the spectrum enough to count. It's just that unlike in the West where I'm given to understand you're encouraged to be yourself (as long as "yourself" isn't ideologically controversial) in Asia the typical response to being neurodivergent is to try everything from shouting at the child to rigorous exercise in the hopes of just exhausting the individuality out of it. So if I seem upfront about my programming, I think it's because I'm so fucking fed up with my culture I just feel I gain NOTHING from pretending everything is fine anymore when I got my academic papers and I got my job that I spent my childhood slaving towards (especially on a mongolian basket weaving forum...colony), and because none of you are doing business (not jumpmaking, actual money business) with me so I don't need to expend the energy to wear my polite/efficient/has plan to kill everyone I meet mask like I do in public. >>186385 The first two seasons were pretty alright if you like 90s kids and grisly horror. Heard it fell off HARD in the latest season but...well, that's par the course for most shows that go on for this long these days. The one upside about watching Hazbin is that it started so near the bottom it can only go up, even if it shits the bed the bar is set so low that shitting the bed is more amusing than disappointing.
>>186387 It's not actually Vecna. What's funny is that there's apparently a Dead By Daylight crossover event coming where Vecna from Stranger Things will be released. Which is really funny because the actual Vecna from D&D is already in the game so you have both the real Vecna and the fake Stranger Things Vecna.
>>186392 >Well, thank ye kindly. For what it's worth I did actually get tugged into seeing a psychiatrist who did confirm I'm on the spectrum enough to count. It's just that unlike in the West where I'm given to understand you're encouraged to be yourself (as long as "yourself" isn't ideologically controversial) in Asia the typical response to being neurodivergent is to try everything from shouting at the child to rigorous exercise in the hopes of just exhausting the individuality out of it. So if I seem upfront about my programming, I think it's because I'm so fucking fed up with my culture I just feel I gain NOTHING from pretending everything is fine anymore when I got my academic papers and I got my job that I spent my childhood slaving towards (especially on a mongolian basket weaving forum...colony), and because none of you are doing business (not jumpmaking, actual money business) with me so I don't need to expend the energy to wear my polite/efficient/has plan to kill everyone I meet mask like I do in public. Based, I respect it. I respect it so much that for the few times me and you ever had problems with eachother that I'd like to apologize. You're a real one Shard


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