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General Thread #90 - Business as Usual Edition Jumper 12/02/2025 (Tue) 14:58:40 No. 184373
A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting. Please make sure to spoiler explicit images and keep hornyposting to a minimum. >Old thread: >>182346 >Horny Thread: >>143436 >Thread Archive: >>1331
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Anyway it locked before I could post it but this is what the Pokegirls Earth looks like after the apocalypse.
>>184372 Its weird that a setting like that got as big as it did, hell Im surprised its still around now almost 20 years later. Find a random ass magical girl in the woods, hold her down and rape her, and boom she is now you new best friend who fights for you. Even more weird is that because of the way the setting works the girls want it to happen because if they dont they will get parthenogenesis pregnant with baby clones and turn into feral idiot beasts.
>>184354 not really relevant to your question, but you may be interested in the Necromancer CYOA(not a jump), it got a lot of different kinds of necromancy and examples of minions you can get, and even minions that are the result of multiple types of necromancy combined. Anyway to your question, how about just involving animals? Like puppeteer corpses by using having small a animals like crows, rats, maggots and the like nest inside their bodies and control them from within. Alternatively DnD 3.5 has the concept of Necromentals, which are literally undead elementals with a tempalte that you can apply to any elemental. Given that Druids can summon and turn into elementals, a necromancer druid doing that with Necromentals could be appropriate.
>>179871 After the fiasco that Worm turned into by the end, I was relieved to be able to simply play around in worlds far beneath my power for a few decades. Even locking down the vast majority of my abilities and treating it as a training exercise didn't make it challenging, because I hadn't sealed any of my immortality measures. I didn't gain much outside of the realm of martial arts, besides a few pieces of reality warping paper. ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 41st Jump: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +200 Choice Points > +100 Choice Points - Double Damage > +100 Choice Points - Monster Problems Background: Free - Merchant, Hylian Perks: 1200 Choice Points > Free - Blessing of the Gods > Free from Background - Mini-Game Operator > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Restocking the Shelves > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Overflow of Wealth > Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Collect-a-thon > -600 Choice Points - Artifact Hunter Companions: Free - Midna ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 42nd Jump: Kung Fu Hustle, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +200 Choice Points > +200 Choice Points - Weapon Breakdown Background: Free - Pauper Perks: 1200 Choice Points > Free - Intimidation Fu > Free from Background - Land of the Underestimated > Discounted from Background, -150 Choice Points - The Five Little Piggies(Tan Tui Twelve Kicks of the Tam School) > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Awesomely Mundane > Discounted from Background, -250 Choice Points - Used to be Somebody > -300 Choice Points - Symbol of Authority Items: 300 Choice Points > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Pig Sty Alley, the House of 72 Tenants Companions: -200 Choice Points - United as One > +400 Choice Points - Bravest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura
[Expand Post]* -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated > +400 Choice Points - Deepest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura * -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated > +400 Choice Points - Earliest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura * -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated > +400 Choice Points - Funniest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura * -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated > +400 Choice Points - Kindest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura * -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated > +400 Choice Points - Laziest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura * -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated > +400 Choice Points - Oldest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura * -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated > +400 Choice Points - Quietest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura * -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated > +400 Choice Points - Scariest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura * -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated > +400 Choice Points - Sharpest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura * -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated > +400 Choice Points - Smartest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura * -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated > +400 Choice Points - Strongest(Free - Wandering Idiot) * Free - Intimidation Fu * Free from Background - Twisted Wire * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - A Special Aura * -100 Choice Points - Land of the Underestimated ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 43rd Jump: The Forbidden Kingdom, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +800 Choice Points > +0 Choice Points - The End of All Things > +400 Choice Points - Venerable Ancestor > +400 Choice Points - Marked for Death Background: Free - Wise Monk Perks: 1800 Choice Points > Free - Chi Training > Free from Background - Body of Stillness > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Clear Lake > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Wisdom in Motion > Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - To Birth the Dao > -100 Choice Points - Kung Fu Movies > -200 Choice Points - Eight Immortal > -600 Choice Points - Tenfold Draught Items: 300 Choice Points, +300 Choice Points Stipend > -400 Choice Points - Chinese Pawn Shop Companions: -200 Choice Points - Import(*8) > +600 Choice Points - Bravest(Free - Wise Monk) * Free - Chi Training * Free from Background - Body of Stillness * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Clear Lake * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Wisdom in Motion * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - To Birth the Dao > +600 Choice Points - Deepest(Free - Wise Monk) * Free - Chi Training * Free from Background - Body of Stillness * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Clear Lake * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Wisdom in Motion * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - To Birth the Dao > +600 Choice Points - Funniest(Free - Wise Monk) * Free - Chi Training * Free from Background - Body of Stillness * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Clear Lake * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Wisdom in Motion * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - To Birth the Dao > +600 Choice Points - Kindest(Free - Wise Monk) * Free - Chi Training * Free from Background - Body of Stillness * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Clear Lake * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Wisdom in Motion * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - To Birth the Dao > +600 Choice Points - Laziest(Free - Wise Monk) * Free - Chi Training * Free from Background - Body of Stillness * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Clear Lake * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Wisdom in Motion * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - To Birth the Dao > +600 Choice Points - Oldest(Free - Wise Monk) * Free - Chi Training * Free from Background - Body of Stillness * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Clear Lake * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Wisdom in Motion * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - To Birth the Dao > +600 Choice Points - Scariest(Free - Wise Monk) * Free - Chi Training * Free from Background - Body of Stillness * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Clear Lake * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Wisdom in Motion * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - To Birth the Dao > +600 Choice Points - Sharpest(Free - Wise Monk) * Free - Chi Training * Free from Background - Body of Stillness * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Clear Lake * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Wisdom in Motion * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - To Birth the Dao ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 44th Jump: The Hunter's Guild - Red Hood, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +0 Choice Points Background: Free - Hunter Perks: 1000 Choice Points > Free - Kawaguchi's Style > Free from Background - A Taste of Steel > Free from Background - Barracks Staff > Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Scrivener > -100 Choice Points - Strange Bedfellows Items: 600 Choice Points > -600 Choice Points - Torn Pages
>>184376 Thanks anon those look great, yeah Im trying to figure out non minion spells for necromancer school spells so that it opens up a wider variety. Then people can stop harping about how its evil because undead are a thing. Make it so undead totally are a major part but make it so the enhanced spell list will make it just an equal part of a larger skillset. Plus maybe allow the other spells to be used on the undead or undead creation as buffs like giving a zombie natural weapons and acid spit as spell buffs.
>>184374 Well now I just want to know if theres a list of girls by location so I can work out a pokedex for those in my area. Which seems to have survived.
>>184362 Are Druids the Eevee of Pathfinder? What can't they evolve into to solve?
Good morning guys.
>>184381 Mornin spazz
>>184380 >What can't they evolve into to solve? The fact that they lose the entirety of their powerset if they tell a nondruid a specific language. I wonder how they create new druids if the forest doesn't pick them? Does the teacher just not get penalized as long as the student becomes a druid?
>>184367 Bringing stories to real life, creating a floating island, killing all magic through breaking the masquerade, creative ways to kill self, cuddling. >>184381 Mornin, Mr.E3
>>184367 She also has a massive fucking ass, and a sweet calming voice. Also, also she's a more powerful caster than Medea. Layla wa-Layla can have many applications
>A bunch of jumpmakers came back over time
>>184379 I only have bare scraps of the original Yahoo group before it went kaput, it had details on various regions and a roll table to iirc.
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>>184378 for non minion uses, I once read an Isekai(Worth the Candle) which had a branch of magic called Bone Magic, the purpose of it was to essentially tap into bones for power. Like users typically carried animal bones with them, which they drew power from to boost their stats(or anyone they share it with), its primarily used by healers who draw vitality from bones to share with others, more skilled users can also draw things like intelligence, focus memories and even more metaphysical abilities of innate magic/racial abilities of other species(though not necessarily the skill to use them). Bones are 'burned out' with use, so there is significant trade with them. Saldy we dont have a completed jump for it, though there is a pretty good abandoned wip, but you could also interpet it into a more Generic setting, or one with a flexible system. Like I could totally see this working in Type Moon for example.
Alright, not going to repeat my mistakes from Generic Isekai by finding any excused to procrastinate and being surprised when the Jump doesn't suddenly become easier to make. I'm starting on Generic Portal Invasion right away. Though, on that note I'd appreciate any suggestions for cover images. I'm looking for something like I had with Generic Isekai, that captures the essence of the genre without being tied to any single series.
>>184389 While I'm at it, I'll ask one more times for alternative name suggestions. "Generic Portal Invasion" just doesn't quite get the point across, considering almost every time I mention it at least one person asks what I'm talking about. Maybe something including the word "Hunters" (If it's true that Koreans just call them "Hunter Genre")?
>>184390 Generic Reverse Isekai Invasion.
>>184390 Generic native korean isekai power fantasy aura farming.
>>184390 Fantasy Strikes Back
>>184390 Generic flashback. They usually start at a dangerous part and then skip backwards don't they?
>>184390 Modern Dungeon crawl or something like that? Like the one thing they all have in common is clearing dungeons in a modern setting.
>>184390 Dungeon break? And then the monsters came? Portal Hunters, dungeon delvers, other dimension hunting society? Hunters just seems the go too when adventurer isnt used. God wheres that pic showing how all the portal invasion stories start exactly the same?
>>184389 This is the closest I have to an appropriate picture
>>184390 Otherworld Invasion.
>>184374 How the fuck did Texas lose and yet California survive this shit show? And the names are just stupid.
>>184400 Nta but iirc there was a legendary slinging black hole bombs around
>>184397 This is a much better fit than anything I've been able to find. I'll go with this.
>>184400 Big ugly black hole dragon you can't fuck.
>>184398 >pic I don't know who first started Dragons... in SPACE, but bless them for it. That shit's the right kind of dumb fun.
>>184402 Huh. Neat. Glad to help
>>184398 This is just the Megami Tensei novels all over again
>>184404 Dragonriders of pern were doing it decades ago, cant recall much off the top of my head other than that honestly.
>>184372 >>184374 >>184375 I'm very confused.
>>184385 Everyone is more powerful than Medea to be fair.
>>184403 I thought she was from Fate.
>>184409 Dude wrote a fanfic. The fanfic was pornographic and grimderp because this was the early 2000s internet. Someone wrote a fanfic for the first dude's fanfic. Then a bunch of other people started doing it too. Eventually enough people fanfics for the fanfic to have their own setting
>>184409 >I'm very confused. I found the old thing. >In an alternate universe, a man named Jim Sukutto learned how to go to other dimensions. He finds a super-advanced world and brings the tech back to his world and patents it, becoming a hero. But he's a guy, after all, and creates a few genetically altered women to have sex with and keep one of his many mansions clean. A reporter named Linda McKenzie, wanting a story, breaks in and finds out Jim's secret. The world's reaction is harsh, and leads to the death of the first gene-altered girls, the defamation of Jim and his accomplishments, and eventually leads to Jim snapping, changing his name to Sukebe (the Japanese word for "Pervert") and creating an army of genetically altered women. >After what's known as the Sukebe War ravages the world, the genetically altered women, now called Pokegirls, have replaced many of the natural animals in the environment, making them irreplaceable. Not to mention that a small fragment of their powers have been showing up in humans as "bloodgifts". The surviving countries are called Leagues, which work to keep wild pokegirls from growing too high in numbers as well as keeping an eye on Tamers. >However, to keep another Sukebe War from occurring, a lot of technology was labeled forbidden and the official history taught in school is that Sukebe was a wizard, not a scientist. But, many powerful people are "in the know" about the truth about Sukebe, but only a very tiny group knows what happened to Sukebe at the end of the war.
>>184409 Ok so this guy invented a way to go to other worlds, he went to pokemon world and a few others, he came back and genetically altered some women and gave them powers from different worlds and pokemon genes and such making the first pokegirls. Then as a safeguard he instituted a setup where if a pokegirl doesnt have sex with a human man every so often she goes feral, loses a lot of higher brain functions and becomes an animal. When people found out about his experiments and tried to arrest and or kill him he went full mad science and spread out his creations in a world spanning war using legendaries. Also the women can produce babies normally or they can undergo parthenogenesis and make clone babies.
>>184289 I may be in the minority but for me is 100% Nitocris.
>>184412 >>184413 >>184414 This make more sense. It's always a woman ruining things isn't it. ... How the bloody hell did it end up like that???
>>184377 With the 'Torn Pages', I decided to work a little magic and bind my sacred sword and by skeleton key to my soul, reshaping them into a bayonet and a reusable enchanted bullet for my conjured guns. This might sound underwhelming, but it has perfect accuracy, scales to unlimited range and unlimited potency, and has infinite ammo. Among other things. I spent my time in the world of Powder Mage killing anyone who pissed me off, because a lot of people tried to assert authority over me, and I go sick of it fast. I butchered the gods and used their gore to refine a few elixirs for a rainy day. The Midnight Walk was an interesting time, by contrast. It was a very different cosmology from what I usually find myself in. The fire of creation nestled in my breast, I took to crafting for a while, using up the reagents and treasures that tend to pile up in my pockets. I had realized that I would never use any of them, so I broke everything down into components and conceptual associations and simply tried to enjoy myself, making the what I thought was cool and fun, in lieu of trying to make something useful. I had been holding myself back so much by trying to be practical and efficient, and I'd just now realized how much I could do, how much I could have been doing for a long time now. ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 45th Jump: Caroline, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +0 Choice Points Background: Free - Parent Perks: 1000 Choice Points > Free from Background - The Grey Cold World > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Mysticism > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Animal Friends(Dogs) > -400 Choice Points - Feral Items: 300 Choice Points > -150 Choice Points - Skeleton Key > -150 Choice Points - Special Marbles ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 46th Jump: Powder Mage, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +500 Choice Points > +200 Choice Points - Lord Vetas' Attention > +300 Choice Points - Hunted Background: Free - Inspector Perks: 1500 Choice Points > Free from Background - Family man > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - I Know Someone > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Lucky Break > Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Detective > -400 Choice Points - Competent Subjects Companions: -200 Choice Points - Companion Import(*4) > +600 Choice Points - Deepest(Free - Servant) * Free from Background - Bare Knuckle champ * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Raw talent * -400 Choice Points - Lucky Break > +600 Choice Points - Laziest(Free - Servant) * Free from Background - Bare Knuckle champ * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Raw talent * -400 Choice Points - Lucky Break
[Expand Post] > +600 Choice Points - Oldest(Free - Servant) * Free from Background - Bare Knuckle champ * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Raw talent * -400 Choice Points - Lucky Break > +600 Choice Points - Sharpest(Free - Servant) * Free from Background - Bare Knuckle champ * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Raw talent * -400 Choice Points - Lucky Break ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 47th Jump: Gods of Blood and Powder, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +500 Choice Points > +0 Choice Points - History > +200 Choice Points - Fidelis Jes' attention > +300 Choice Points - Hunted Background: Free - Politician Perks: 1500 Choice Points > Free from Background - Air of Superiority > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Heir to The Throne > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - By the Emperor's Command > -200 Choice Points - Best Army in The World > -600 Choice Points - Double Agent Items: 400 Choice Points > Free from Background - Manor > Free from Background - Library > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Secret caches > Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - The Hammer ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 48th Jump: The Midnight Walk, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +0 Choice Points Perks: 1000 Choice Points > Free - A Fresh Perspective > Free - Guiding Light > Free - World of Clay > Discounted, -200 Choice Points - Old World Soul > -800 Choice Points - Craftsman's Heart
>>184416 In setting? Like this. >1988 AD: Jim Sukotto Sukebe develops several new types of technology. >1990 AD: Reporter Linda McKenzie breaks the news about the "Frankenstein Scientist." >1991 AD: Odd reports of humanoid monsters appearing in remote areas hit the tabloids. >1992 AD: Sukebe's War begins at the US/Canada border. Typhonna is unleashed in Northern Africa. >1993 AD: The news of an epidemic occurring in lands far from the battles is at first thought to be completely unrelated. The "Bloody Flu" isn't particularly fatal, but spreads very quickly and causes quite a mess. >1994 AD: Nuclear weapons have proven ineffective against Typhonna. The other Legendary pokegirls aren't as obvious as targets go, and therefore can flit in and out of various territorial spaces. Most avoid targetting population centers and instead bring international commerce and trade to a halt by hitting supply lines and disrupting communications. >1995 AD: The full extent of the Bloody Flu was determined. Sterility affects most of the women who had become infected. Outcry against the sciences by the common people begins to swell. >1996 AD: A Canadian soldier named Icarod Mathers discovers that a Growlie he rescued from a bear trap has switched sides and is now *very* affectionate and loyal to him. This discovery leads to more of the Canadians experimenting and discovering that *some* of the attacking "monsters" could be turned against their brethren and become loyal if awfully lusty companions. >1997 AD: With the use of Taming techniques available, the tide begins turning as loyal pokegirls fight in defense of their adoptive homes against the attackers. It is also discovered that pokegirls are interfertile with humans and can produce human children or pokegirls of the mother's type or both. >1998: The warship Langoud begins construction in an effort to combat the Legendary Pokegirls. >1999 AD: The Legendary pokegirl Typhonna vanishes abruptly. An Amazonchan named Cologne makes a deal for her people with the beginnings of the World Council, establishing an Amazonchan village and the rules for Tamers to challenge. >2000 AD: Yukii of the Icemaidens makes a deal to establish a territory for her kind much in the matter of Cologne's Joketsuzoku. An attempt by the Chinese to unleash a disease (Monster Flu) that would kill off the pokegirls gives most breeds flu-like symptoms for two days. This is nonetheless reported as a success as the weakened pokegirls are easier to catch and kill and one breed (Sphinx) is almost completely wiped out by the disease. >2001 AD: Most of the major international lines of trade, government, and institutions have fallen by this point into chaos and regional governments. The World Council (originally a UN group researching the pokegirls and advising on means for their containment or elimination) becomes the League. >2002 AD/0 AS: Sukebe dies as his lair is finally found, he is flushed into the open, and missiles reduce his last laboratory and lair to a smouldering crater. >2004 AD/2 AS: The Monster Flu unleashed by the Chinese mutates into an airborne contagion that affects humans. Now deemed the Red Plague, it boasted a 92% fatality rate. >2006/4 AS: Warship Langoud is completed. Construction slowed due to Red Plague. >2007 AD/5 AS: Red Plague burns itself out.
>>184416 Local interdimensional plagiarist mad scientist got caught with his pants down, mocked by the news cycle for a bit, saw his maid harem killed off (did he grow them in tubes, or kidnap random women to then brainwash and alter genetically?), and decided the apocalypse was the best solution to this problem. Really, though, I'm surprised shady politicians didn't just demand a cut of anything he made in exchange for protecting him from any and all legal repercussions.
>>184415 I also think Nitocris is hotter. It should be a matter of whether you prefer voluptuous bodies or more petite ones, theyre too differently shaped to argue about which one is hotter without it being entirely about one's personal tastes. But scheherazade's personality is kind of a massive letdown. Her entire thing is being a massive coward scared of dying so much that she will constantly lie to you and is more than willing to throw you or anyone else to the wolves just to get a higher chance of not dying. I'm pretty sure a lot of straight up evil servants are more trustworthy than her.
>>184418 That's a lot of nuclear and deaths for so little. Of course it's the Canadian and Chinese too!
>>184420 ...Didn't she get a character development?
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>>184415 I love them both equally.
>>184422 I have no clue but even if she did, character development shouldn't be retained through different versions of the same servant since they're not the same person? Theyre all copies of the OG Heroic spirit. Unless you like, get her specifically in FGO after her character development?
>>184424 >I have no clue but even if she did, character development shouldn't be retained through different versions of the same servant since they're not the same person Meanwhile, Jalter.
>>184420 ...Didn't the IRL or IRL myth anyway Scheherazade volunteer to marry he king because she was brave and kind enough to risk her life in the hopes of putting an end to him killing a new girl every day? Fucking Fate.
>>184426 She also genuinely fallen in love with him, and him her. >Fucking Fate. Fucking Nasu.
>>184420 Yes, Nito both in personality and body appeal more to my personal tastes. >>184422 Nta but I heard about it, sadly I posticipated too much Ooku and ended up losing my account before managing to restore it. Anyway I doubt it would change too much, I still prefer Nito as far as appearance go. >>184423 Fair, really cute pic.
>>184390 Urban Dungeon Crawling? Generic Gate and Hunter Fantasy?
>>184426 >>184427 iirc it wasn't Nasu who wrote Sche like, and that Argatha was the work of a guest writer. And honestly, it freaking shows.
>>184426 I think it's alluded to that the OG Fate Scheherazade was brave in life, but her servant version is a nervous wreck because of the way she was recorded in the throne.
>>184424 That is generally how its supposed to work, but it is theoretically possible for a single servant's life/experiences to have a big enough impact to change the outlook of the greater Heroic Spirit as a whole. It's just, this has become less meaningful over time because the various FGO writers have felt like indulging with their favored servants from previous games.
>>184426 That's still true, but in Fate she remembers from her legend being scared every day for her life, wich brings her to her thanatophobic self.
>>184432 Implying it's just FGO.
>>184422 She managed to suppress her urges to fear death in Ooku to help us deal with Kama & had an entire SEVEN PART INTERLUDE because of the bitching about her.
>>184429 Same guy that brought us rapist Francis Drake. >>184431 Kinda, her profile describes that she was initially brave and then she got scared and got the Thanatophobia form serving the king. >At first, Scheherazade desired to become the King’s wife out of a sense of justice of “I shall stop the insane King.” And she successfully passed through the first night with the power of her tales... >Before she knew it, Scheherazade’s goal was simply “to escape from death”, a desire that burdened her body and soul. As long as it is just that, then that is fine with her. That is her very objective. She will devote that to all of her being. Because if she does not do so, she could die. Even though like that, she might die because she is doing that.
Good Morning thread I am posting to inform you i have been busy these past few weeks, and have sadly not made much progress on the Varisia Jump. Thankfully though things have calmed down and I can get back to making some progress, slow as it is as I've so far just read through Burnt Offerings and am slowly making my way through the rest of RotRL before moving on to the latter APs. All that being said, whilst I slowly make my way and compile notes of things to add to the Jump, if there's anything you all would like for the Jump to have, or have any ideas or questions at all regarding the upcoming jump, please do speak up
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>>184435 There's a logical explanation for this. I don't know what it is, but there is one.
>>184437 No worries, take as much time as you need. I can't think of any real requests right now that aren't just basic stuff that anyone making a Pathfinder Jump would add anyway. I really need to find a place to download the adventure path books again to refresh my memory.
>>184438 Damn, female Joseph is SOLID.
>>184439 >spoiler Return to /tg/ and follow the breadcrumb trail across the seven seas. I can say no more without endangering the free ports
>>184423 Shez just looks sad and tired in a lot of art
>>184437 Well fuck. Guess I ant magic tattoos and the option to import my magic tattoos
>>184443 I will indeed include an option for Tattoo sorcery, though providing an import option is one I dind't think of, so I'll add that to my notes
>>184438 What the 7 part interlude she was given? I could explain that if you want
>>183766 Just with his movie feats alone, yes outside of implied (and I mean IMPLIED) cosmic scale stuff from the Angels and maybe the upper hell nobility. Add in Future and it becomes more of a wash.
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>>184445 I meant to tag: >>184434
Jumps set in Hong Kong? Meaning jumps where the main story is set there not just like a jump set on earth since Hong Kong's there.
>>184448 Shadowrun Trilogy.
>>184448 The third campaign of the shadowrun trilogy happens in hong kong.
>>184417 The time I spent in Hylics was...special. I had quite a bit of distaste for it at first, the sheer deterioration of this world's civilization and culture makes me almost sympathetic to Gibby. I had many reasons to change it. As it happens, I think the world I left behind is better in most ways. Still, I learned to appreciate it for its simplicity. As I spread capitalism and built a new society within this ramshackle world, one based in learning and research and the advancement of knowledge, I created deprivation and elitism. My oppression was not as absolute as Gibby's, but it was just as all encompassing. I instituted a world spanning bureaucracy to regulate every particle, and I consolidated the species to limit variance. By the end of my time, the people of Hylics had largely resembled humans, and it bothered me. As I made my way to destroy Calamity Ganon, I still though about my time and my actions in Hylics. ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 49th Jump: Hylics 1+2, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +600 Choice Points > +300 Choice Points - Gibbous More > +300 Choice Points - Man in the Moon Background: Free - Mage Perks: 1600 Choice Points > Free - Veteran of the Psychic Wars > Free from Background - Brain Tempering > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Fulminant Archives > -400 Choice Points - Gestural Conversion > -1000 Choice Points - Afterlife Sabbatical Gestures: +100 Choice Points Stipend > Free - Parish > Free from Fulminant Archives - Gesture(Tier 1) > Free from Fulminant Archives - Gesture(Tier 1) > Free from Fulminant Archives - Gesture(Tier 1) > Free from Fulminant Archives - Gesture(Tier 2) > -100 Choice Points - Gesture(Tier 1) ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 50th Jump: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +600 Choice Points > +600 Choice Points - On the Eve of Calamity Background: Free - Young Sheikah, Troubadour Perks: 1600 Choice Points > Free from Background - Lullaby > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Song of the Wild > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Truth in the Tales > Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Playing the Wind > -100 Choice Points - The Hand that Wields > -600 Choice Points - Risk and Reward Items: 300 Choice Points > Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Song of the Fairies
>>184451 I spent a few subjective months frantically keeping up with an accelerated sense of time in Cuisineer before moving on to a more mythological universe in Moana. To be honest, places like this bother me for how much they resist scientific developments. While I would stay in and around my own properties, making my own entertainment, instead I try to break my previous exploration records for the Endless Mine. Because it's been a while, I work on refurbishing my castles and upgrading my time traveling car. Time passes, and before I knew it, I was in the Mediterranean and at war with the Egyptians. I didn't have any particular animosity toward these guys- but if they want trouble, I'll give them trouble. My preferred approach to this kind of organizational hostility is to simply expand my business into their 'territories'. Would it piss me off if they target my fronts? Of course it would, but they have to use their own assets for that, and I'll curse them all to miserable deaths when they do. Besides, they probably won't be going to war against a theoretically mundane international business. It simply won't turn out very well for them, for a few reasons that have to do with optics. I can be seen as acting heroically when I hire an army of mercenaries to take revenge. Maybe I can't change every mind, but I can make a few or more than a few defect. Granted, that might be hard if I kill their gods in a way that prevents all resurrection. Oh well. I'll just have to kill a few more. Until I run out of people willing to die for nothing. ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 51st Jump: Cuisineer, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +200 Choice Points > +200 Choice Points - 23 Minutes Background: Free - Local Perks: 1200 Choice Points > Free from Background - Small Town Pals > Free from Background - What Big Ears You Have > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Deadbeat > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Meritocracy > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Mixologist(Glassblowing) > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Offscreen Adventure > -100 Choice Points - Stellar Reputation Companions: -500 Choice Points - Companions(*12) > +600 Choice Points - Bravest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon > +400 Choice Points - Deepest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon > +400 Choice Points - Earliest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon > +400 Choice Points - Funniest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests
[Expand Post]* Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon > +400 Choice Points - Kindest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon > +400 Choice Points - Laziest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon > +400 Choice Points - Oldest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon > +400 Choice Points - Quietest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon > +400 Choice Points - Scariest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon > +400 Choice Points - Sharpest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon > +400 Choice Points - Smartest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon > +400 Choice Points - Strongest(Free - Adventurer) * Free from Background - Food Fads * Free from Background - Side Dish Quests * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Healthy Appetite * -100 Choice Points - Food Fads * -400 Choice Points - Delicious in Dungeon ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 52nd Jump: Moana, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +0 Choice Points Background: Free - Villager Perks: 1000 Choice Points > Free - Haka > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Village Crazy Lady > -200 Choice Points - We Know Where We Are > -600 Choice Points - Ordinary Demi-Guy ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 53rd Jump: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +800 Choice Points > +400 Choice Points - Sent Abroad > +400 Choice Points - Foreign Target Background: +200 Choice Points - Mortal, Henchmen Perks: 2000 Choice Points > Free - The Olden Ways > Free from Background - The Snake Beneath the Flower > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Dealing With the Devil > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - One of Darkness > Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Holding Up The Sky > -400 Choice Points - The Gods Are Bros > -600 Choice Points - Chosen Child Companions: -400 Choice Points - Godly Import > +600 Choice Points - Laziest(Free - "God"hood, Drop-In) * Free - Godly Powers * Free from Background - Managing The Mist * Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Unforeseen Element * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Unbound By Thread * -200 Choice Points - May You Live in Interesting Times
That one atypically good Pokemon personality quiz was recently updated with 175 more possible results. https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/15foz7c/pokemon_personality_quiz/ I may be biased because my top match is my favorite Pokemon now that it's been added, but this is easily the best of its kind, what the Mystery Dungeon quizzes should be. Rarely do such comprehensive tests have a normal number of questions. You will need Google Sheets to open a working copy as before, but most consumer devices should have it already, unless you're enough of a Chad to have forcibly torn Google out of your life.
Who are your favorite "I can fix her" waifus? Who do you want to make worse?
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>>184437 And I just started the Pathfinder arc in my chain... Well, how about: >Army of giants with different price tag depending on what type of giant makes up the majority of the army >A way to summon the Oliphaunt of Jandelay in other settings >A cloud castle >Lamia harridan waifu >The harrow deck >Drawback to start in old Thassilon >Perk to become a prodigy wizard and potentially create your own magical discipline like Xin did
>>184454 I will admit that I have a weakness for Harley Quinn. Not the new lesbian version, but the old one that was constantly bitchslapped for doing exactly what she was told but never appreciated. All she needs is someone to take care of her and only slap her in bed.
>>184453 iirc someone posted about this quiz like several months back
>>184454 Drakengard Zero, Rezero Echidna.
>>184454 >Who are your favorite "I can fix her" waifus? PsychoAnon >Who do you want to make worse? PsychoAnon
>>184458 They did. Also managed to get something else compared to the last time I took the quiz, but I dunno if that means I just answered differently or they actually updated it since then to include more 'mons or shuffled weights for the questions.
No posts in /jc/ more than an hour after the thread got made. As tragic as it is, I think it's time to pack it up.
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>>184453 I don't need a quiz when I know I'm going to pick Lokix.
>>184456 >And I just started the Pathfinder arc in my chain... Gomenasorry for the inconvenience
>>184462 There's also been a lot more dead air between threads that can't be accounted for with just the captcha changes slowing things down.
>>184462 /tg/ and 4chan in general has been really slow and shambling as of late. The whole site is a zombie at this point
>>184297 Thanks for the build, Shard!
>>184466 4chan as a whole?
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>>184454 One will fix me. One will ruin me.
>>184466 Dunno, I just know that both /tg/ and /trash/ have been slower lately.
>>184470 >board for a dead hobby >literal trash pile of 4chan Well, yeah. The normal boards still go at a normal pace.
>>184453 >take this the second time >got Ground again Damnit. At least it gave me Toadscruel instgead of Krookadile. That's a minor improvement
>>184472 I will not stick my dick in that... I WILL NOT STICK MY DICK IN THAT!!!
>>184465 Cant post pdfs in a pdf based thread kinda kills it. Though tg has been on life support for years.
I took it as a given that this Jump would be almost a mirror of Generic Isekai, but I'm wondering if I even need a dedicated cheat setting. Can anyone think of many examples of these Portal Invasion stories where the MC's cheat doesn't fall into one of the below categories? >Power copying >A really strong class >A really strong species >A really strong constellation/guardian spirit/familiar >Being a regressor/returnee/reincarnator >Is severely over-levelled >Having meta knowledge >Being the only hunter with the means to level up. Because this is a small enough selection that I can probably get away with making them individual perks. But if I'm overlooking a lot of examples of series where the MC has a cheat that doesn't really fit into these examples, then I'll just handle them the same way I did Generic Isekai. For context, I am really struggling to come up with capstones.
>>184473 noot noot!
What jump could I use to get an aggressive panda healer? Just watched Sseth's Wizardry 8 video.
>>184477 Kenny?
>>184478 Yeah, Sseth modded Ken in his team in the vid.
>>184475 Book eating is another one iirc.
>>184454 >>184469 This made me think Enough about waifus you can fix or make worse. Who are your favorite waifus that can fix YOU or make YOU worse?
>>184480 Interesting I would have thought it would have been because Ken released his game not too long ago.
>>184483 He made a game?
>>184484 Yes, he made a porn game
>>184481 I'm familiar with the name but I never read it. I assumed that was just book-themed power copying.
>>184482 Azula is exactly the type of woman that would fix you. No one is fixing that crazy bitch.
>>184477 I would say Etrian Odyssey.
You know, it makes me think how Jumpers in GTA San Andreas would handle the fact the setting canonically has aliens, government conspiracies that are truth and who knows what else.
>>184475 Leveling weapons, having a personal dungeon with a really rare drop series of items or monsters or stupid good drop rate, having access to another world with its own power system to crib notes from, having access to really strong summons is kinda already in what you said, the broker series has the mc be a regressor and do the power copying thing as well as the ability to sell those powers to others, apocalypse regression is of course a regression story but most of his power (not from his foreknowledge at least) comes from him being able to train others really damn well and buff them. Im unsure if it counts but the paranoid mage series is a setting where wizard houses secretly run fucking tons of stuff and they get their power from a few stable portals to other worlds, these worlds also change people who live there over time which is where werewolves and vampires come from. Also dragons which may or may not be some kind of spaceship magic god things.
>>184486 >Kenny lives in the Shariah State known as Britain. I feel so sorry for him.
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What jumps would elf wife like to go to?
>>184453 >Swapped from Ice/Fairy Alola Ninetails to Grass/Normal Leafeon >Runner up is literally the Gen 5 Grass monkey I regressed
>>184493 Skybourne, so she can learn new types of magic
>>184493 Like freiren specifically or some other elf? Cause I could see her enjoying any setting with lots of magic and places to learn it like dnd.
>>184487 It sort of is and sort of isn't. The way most stories with the book eating power(there are multiple), the character has a system that consumes books and artifacts and offers a shop with points you use to buy access to other books and artifacts.
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>>184469 Stupid smug angle....!!!!
>>184497 Not him but you got a name?
>>184499 Off the top of my head, the only one I actually finished was The Book Eating Magician, but I know there's also one with Gluttony in its name
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>>184496 I posted Frieren because SHE is elf wife, yes
>>184493 Fat elf so she can enjoy all those good foods and so you can pick up massage skills to use on her.
>>184494 >the Gen 5 Grass monkey I wonder if they would be slightly less universally reviled if they were just a level up evo instead of a stone evolution. Sure, it doesn't fix them being painfully intentionally mid, but at least a player might consider hanging onto them a bit longer if they didn't need a resource that feels better spent literally anywhere else. Either way... you are apparently returning to monke.
>>184457 Og Harley was great. I have no idea how new Harley is suppose to still be a clown theme when she just looks like a shitty feminist that wants male attention. She is also apparently a goth clown, but I don't see it.
>>184475 Only one I know is Omnicient reader viewpoint, which does have copying, meta knowledge and a means to level up, but the reader skill and forth wall do other things.
>>184457 Literally all you have to do to fix Harley is get her away from Joker (and Ivy) because she really wants to be an upstanding member of society but is both dick-notized by the clown and her best friend is an eco-terrorist
>>184481 >>184491 >>184497 >>184505 That makes things awkward. Cheats in this genre aren't anywhere near as diverse as in isekai, but they still fall into enough categories that it'd feel weird making them individual perks.
>>184482 I don't know about fixing me. I am not very into waifus as I have such poor social skills and autism I mostly focus on crafting chains and doing thing other than messing around with people
>>184453 >Umbreon Oh, neat. Last time it gave me Dark/Ghost, but now it's saying my most likely subtype is Water, Ground, and Flying. Absol is still in the top 5, Mabosstiff is #2, and somehow Ting-Lu and Sharpedo got in there where Sableye used to be.
>>184452 Do you back these up at all to the chain writing post? Not saying I have any issues with the posts just curious if they're only in the main thread.
>>184507 Honestly I think my problem specifically is that I feel like dungeons appearing seem to go hand in hand with system apocalypses in the stuff I read. Everyone gets a system in a system apocalypse so it doesnt seem like a cheat, its just that not everyone can tell the specifics of the system. Having a custom cheat option is probably fine, the genre is basically a reversed isekai. The other world comes to you instead, often by destructively interacting with the current world.
>>184504 Not only they made look less like a clown they even force her with the suicide squad. No one gives a fuck about suicide squad, DC. Guardians of the Galaxy worked because Star-Lord was the center of the story where everything revolved around him and Gamora was a hot girl that wanted him. Suicide Squad is just a bunch of randoms that receive no meaningful characterization and you are supposed to care about because they are one big family or some gay shit like that.
>>184509 >>184513 But muh captain boomerang
>>184512 Yeah. There are a few settings where monsters are appearing but there is no system, but those are the small minority. So unlike Generic Isekai, the system will be a freebee to all humans.
>>184514 They cancelled a Superman game to make a Suicide Squad one. Can you believe the audacity?
>>184512 >>184515 Or maybe even everyone period. I haven't decided yet.
>>184475 Personally I feel like indivdiual perks is fine if you offer flexibility how the ymanifests. Otherwise some custom magic items, skills, bloodlines and familiars could be fine too.
>>184518 >bloodlines I always think its weird how normal humans will sometimes spontaneously awaken a mystical bloodline like giants blood or dragon ancestry as soon as magic portals show up. Even if they never had it before.
>>184511 Honestly, I don't post them in the chain writing thread because for the most part, my chain writings aren't as long or in depth as anything in that thread. Most of what I have to say about what my jumper would do are related to projects, or specific jumps. I haven't even talked about any of my Companions, because I just don't feel like typing out episodic scenes.
>>184516 Superman games don't exactly have a good track record, to be fair.
>>184512 >Everyone gets a system in a system apocalypse so it doesnt seem like a cheat You know, I was thinking this jump might fill the role Generic System Apocalypse does for me. >>184515 >>184517 Leave it to the jumper’s choice, the system can go to a subset of beings or to everyone.
>>184521 Rocksteady was going to make the game. It was going to be glorious. Instead we gained a game where Harley shot Batman, Lex Luthor was a feminist and in the end the cowards backtracked on everyone dying because they couldn't handle the pressure of their own shitty actions of spitting at the justice league.
Did Clayface overcome his weakness in BTAS where he can't hold a shape for too long/when he loses focus? It seemed like he got better at it, at least
>>184524 If i remember his next episode was about his clone becoming a woman. So no, he didn't.
>>184507 Yeah, the main thing is since it involves dungeons and usually apocalypses most of the cheat skills are combat oriented or about survivability in some way instead of like isekais where it can just be about something like cooking or just comedy.
>>184482 I know settings like Marvel or Black Clover make me worse.
I want to jump Master PC, but combined with another perk to make my status effects penetrate resistances it would make everything too easy.
>>184452 I am not entirely sure how I should feel, being a priest. I don't have any of the duties of an earthly man of the cloth. For the most part, I do all of the same things I've been doing, except now the eldritch forces know who I am when I invoke their power. Whether or not that's a good thing is...arguable. I might have preferred a degree of relative anonymity, though how much of that I ever had when I'm the greatest master of the arcane even in a world like this...In other news, I have some pretty terrific rituals converted into sword techniques now. I will describe what happened in F/GO in another post. ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 54th Jump: Cthulhu Saves The World, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +300 Choice Points > +100 Choice Points - How Cthulhu Saved Christmas > +200 Choice Points - Three Heroes Of Goodly Justice Background: -100 Choice Points - Drop In Perks: 1200 Choice Points > Free from Background - Actual Combat Skills > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Union Assault > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Victory Fanfare > -100 Choice Points - Insanity Slash > -200 Choice Points - Spell Slash Slash > -600 Choice Points - High Priest Of The Elder Gods ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 55th Jump: Everhood, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +0 Choice Points > +0 Choice Points - That Was Fast Background: Free - Drop In Perks: 1000 Choice Points > Free from Background - Hints Galore > -100 Choice Points - No I'm Good, Really > -600 Choice Points - Universal Remnant Items: 300 Choice Points > -300 Choice Points - Waiting Room ( - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - / - - - ) 56th Jump: Fate/Grand Order, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +1300 Choice Points > +0 Choice Points - Memories of Times Past > +200 Choice Points - Did Someone Ask For Horror? > +200 Choice Points - One More Ordeal > +400 Choice Points - A Grand Order > +500 Choice Points - Addon; Cosmos In The Lostbelt
[Expand Post] Background: +100 Choice Points - Modernity Perks: 2400 Choice Points > Free - Heroic Countenance > Free from Background - Support (Emotional) A > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Somebody's Gotta Explain Things > Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - The Future Is Now > -100 Choice Points - The Servant World > -200 Choice Points - Observation > -200 Choice Points - The Thing About Trump Cards Items: 1500 Choice Points > Discounted, -800 Choice Points - Holy Grail(*7) > Discounted, -300 Choice Points - Fenris Chaldea Companions: -400 Choice Points - Rayshifting Into A New Era(*8) > +800 Choice Points - Deepest(+100 Choice Points - Modernity) * +400 Choice Points - A Grand Order * Free - Heroic Countenance * Discounted from Zhenren, -600 Choice Points - Rank(Top) * -100 Choice Points - Have You Tried Becoming A Servant? * -200 Choice Points - For My Master * -400 Choice Points - Zhenren > +800 Choice Points - Earliest(+100 Choice Points - Modernity) * +400 Choice Points - A Grand Order * Free - Heroic Countenance * Discounted from Zhenren, -600 Choice Points - Rank(Top) * -100 Choice Points - Have You Tried Becoming A Servant? * -200 Choice Points - For My Master * -400 Choice Points - Zhenren > +800 Choice Points - Laziest(+100 Choice Points - Modernity) * +400 Choice Points - A Grand Order * Free - Heroic Countenance * Discounted from Zhenren, -600 Choice Points - Rank(Top) * -100 Choice Points - Have You Tried Becoming A Servant? * -200 Choice Points - For My Master * -400 Choice Points - Zhenren > +800 Choice Points - Oldest(+100 Choice Points - Modernity) * +400 Choice Points - A Grand Order * Free - Heroic Countenance * Discounted from Zhenren, -600 Choice Points - Rank(Top) * -100 Choice Points - Have You Tried Becoming A Servant? * -200 Choice Points - For My Master * -400 Choice Points - Zhenren > +800 Choice Points - Scariest(+100 Choice Points - Modernity) * +400 Choice Points - A Grand Order * Free - Heroic Countenance * Discounted from Zhenren, -600 Choice Points - Rank(Top) * -100 Choice Points - Have You Tried Becoming A Servant? * -200 Choice Points - For My Master * -400 Choice Points - Zhenren > +800 Choice Points - Sharpest(+100 Choice Points - Modernity) * +400 Choice Points - A Grand Order * Free - Heroic Countenance * Discounted from Zhenren, -600 Choice Points - Rank(Top) * -100 Choice Points - Have You Tried Becoming A Servant? * -200 Choice Points - For My Master * -400 Choice Points - Zhenren > +800 Choice Points - Smartest(+100 Choice Points - Modernity) * +400 Choice Points - A Grand Order * Free - Heroic Countenance * Discounted from Zhenren, -600 Choice Points - Rank(Top) * -100 Choice Points - Have You Tried Becoming A Servant? * -200 Choice Points - For My Master * -400 Choice Points - Zhenren > +800 Choice Points - Strongest(+100 Choice Points - Modernity) * +400 Choice Points - A Grand Order * Free - Heroic Countenance * Discounted from Zhenren, -600 Choice Points - Rank(Top) * -100 Choice Points - Have You Tried Becoming A Servant? * -200 Choice Points - For My Master * -400 Choice Points - Zhenren
Hm...actually, No Master Sword Run is really unclear. >No Master Sword Run [+600]: Vaati labeled you a threat to his ascension and thus he’s used his Mage’s Hat to wish you away before you even came. You will spend your ten years in a world where Demise was never destroyed and the Master Sword doesn't exist. This Dark World is a black mirror of the world that you were expecting with monsters rampant and Hyrule never having been. Distortions in this world are able to drag beings from it to the world you cast from, you however are prevented by Vaati’s ban on you. You have the ability to store these distortions within yourself, after killing all the monsters that are trying to flood Hyrule with it, and if you collect all of them you can break the ban that Vaati put into place and walk from the Dark World back into the light. Your time starts once you’ve returned to the Light World that Vaati has cast you out of. It seems to imply that you just spend your ten years in that jump in the fallen timeline, but then also says your time only starts when you've returned to the Light World. So I guess you can spend a bit less than 20 years in-setting?
>>184529 If you mean the perk from the lazy king, that works on your powers no items. But then again, master pc already has an option to make its effect irresistible for everyone.
>>184530 >I will describe what happened in F/GO in another post. Looking forward to it!
>>184532 >If you mean the perk from the lazy king, that works on your powers no items. I meant the one from Agent of Avalanche. >But then again, master pc already has an option to make its effect irresistible for everyone. True, but I can't fit it into my build with everything else I want.
>>184520 I think with the pace that thread moves at, it makes for a good backup and a place where everything can be read in one place. I also don't think there needs to be a word limit to posting there and having stories with different levels of detail there is nice. But it's your story so your call.
>>184533 I have a powerful urge to do lewd things to Nursery Rhyme.
>>184379 I think the original group or dex had it, not sure if it was continued. >>184253 True that, kind of funny to see people twist themselves to tell me how Kamidori isn't a porn game when I bring it up. >>184256 Anon was the Val whisperer all along and summoned her.
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>>184536 Stop right there you librophile!
>>184482 Do OCs count?
>>184527 >Black Clover Black Clover's great, the anime just shat the bed by having the MC screaming every second.
>>184538 What happens if a book gets pregnant, anyways? Does it spawn a side story? A sequel?
>>184461 With these sorts of tests, your answers can vary based on your mood, and if you're always second-guessing yourself, it can take a bit. I needed to retake it a few times over several months to really figure out a consistent framework.
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Could Madara solo Marineford?
>>184472 Krookodile is awesome. I'm Dark type but Ground was evidently my furthest match, with Donphan being the Pokemon I match with least of all.
>>184542 >call the police to stop a molester >police molests you God damn it Kiara.
>>184545 Maybe? Without haki he could have trouble with the logia users.
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>>184545 Yeah.
>>184547 That's what we call erotic literature.
>>184545 Not until he hits ten tails
>>184453 >take it, same answers as last time >get gorgeist instead of fluttermane sad, sad and gay. Gonna retake it to see if my opinions changed.
>>184547 >police molests you Only after molesting the person molesting you.
>>184541 It spawns a spin off
>>184554 someone needs to stop impregnating star wars
>>184545 Yes. Absolutely.
>>184555 Unlike humans, stories get more fertile with age, not less. So the impregnations will continue.
>>184545 Actually, i retract my comment. Marineford has both Whitebeard and Mihawk. Mihawk will certainly show up stronger in the next future 100-200 chapters and Whitebeard could level marineford if he didn't care about the consequences.
>>184550 >Kiara in other peoples outfits Post more. Do you have saber lily?
>>184558 Is that why Whitebeard fucking died in Marineford?
>>184560 NTA but because he did care about the consequences.
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>>184453 >>184552 Apparently I have become even more Ghost and Fariy typed than before. Also Ice snuck in there instead of fire. Still kind of hilarious since I don't really like the Ghost-type.
>>184560 He was trying to save people and was sick and old
>>184561 He also kinda went in there intending to die. Warrior's death for the sake of his kids, rather than dying in bed from a wasting disease.
>>184560 He wanted to save Ace, not destroy the entire island.
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For reasons I no longer specifically remember but probably has something to do with the entire island being named toaru island, I decided to base the drop in origin for Oppai Academy 2 on Touma and Aleister. Unfortunately I have never actually read toaru beyond a couple of fanfic, so I have fuck all for ideas on what to give them for items. If anybody has read toaru, can you suggest some shit they might have that I can try to oppai-ify into fitting into the context of this game?
>>184566 have you considered asking ric?
>>184559 Unfortunately I don't have more to give-and definitely no Kiara in Saber Lily's outfit. You'll have to commission an artist-or desperately wrangle an AI-to get that if you want it.
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Top tier Naruto characters tend to have way more impressive destruction feats than top tier One Piece characters
>>184567 He has toaru trauma from making the jump and doesn’t want to talk about it
>>184562 Why not? It's one of the best types.
>>184566 As I recall, ToAru has a sound file that makes boobs grow when listened to, so give us an audio file that makes women more beautiful and boobs bigger.
>>184571 Just never been a huge fan of the designs or the Pokemon.
>>184546 I just don't like his cartoony henchman look. For me my least was apparently Boltund
Yeah, I think I won't have a cheat section, but to compensate this Jump will have more Perks than Generic Isekai. Hopefully that should let me cover all my bases.
>>184575 Can't wait for it. Could you in the end include list of novels/mangas that given you inspiration?
>>184572 I’m not sure that qualifies and an item Touma specifically should be getting, but I can’t deny it isn’t on point for this jump.
>>184576 It'll probably be a short list since I decided that a prolonged research period would just be another excuse for me to procrastinate. I'm mainly going off my memory from when I used to read a ton of these manhua. I'll try to include whatever I can, unless I forget.
>>184575 Will this jump have its own version of Admin Access from Generic Isekai? >>184577 What I’d really like is an upgraded version that turns men into women.
>>184580 I haven't gotten around to the system section yet, but most likely.
>>184581 Nice.
>>184575 how about a regular skill section? Like I think that is a lot more doable than when you originally considered it for generic isekai.
Morning friends
>>184584 Hi WoL
>>184583 Maybe. The main thing is that I wouldn't be able to make the list exhaustive, so it'll likely end up like a more low-power version of the cheat section in Generic Isekai. Which I guess isn't inherently bad.
>>184453 I got Dark and Ting Lu this time. Water, Ground, and Grass as tertiary types, though seemingly opposed to dragon and poison given some of the bottom results were Noivern, Flapple, Fezandipiti, and Venomoth (starting from the bottom). Pretty weird how I seem to be nature in general, but Dark when you get down to it.
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>>184584 Afternoon!
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Snow is cringe
>>184566 Grimoires that some how teach psychic powers? A bunch of mentally connected loli clones. More or less unlimited funds. Mecha. Your own lewd city of psychics.
>>184586 Eh, I'll take time to think on it. No reason I need to have everything figured out right away. What matters is that I've started working on the Jump.
>>184584 Habari za asubuhi!
>>184590 >Mecha. Do you mean in general because of stuff like Skill Out and other developers, or the weirdly specific thing that is A Certain Magical Virtual-ON? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiVen-aKlh0
>>184566 When you punch people you give them brain damage that makes them fall in love with you.
>>184584 Morning wol
>>184589 I would find snow fun but I can see how it would be a massive pain practically if you got it consistently.
>>184580 Honestly, you can probably just do that by default? The first game would be better than the second, but you could absolutely hit someone with a genderbending spell/skill enough times that it becomes their new default.
>>184566 Ask reddit. Cause that sounds very reddit.
>>184594 That’s a perk.
>>184475 These categories seem like they are inclusive enough. Go for it gene. I'm looking forward to being both a regressor and a reincarnator simultaneously lol.
If batman reincarnated in Naruto, could he reach the level of a S-rank ninja? Assume he has prep time.
>>184602 Depends on the Batman. But probably.
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>>184601 >I'm looking forward to being both a regressor and a reincarnator simultaneously lol.
>>184597 Does one of the games deal in technology? I thought I remembered you saying the second game involved tech, but I’m not sure.
>>184599 Would you prefer I base my drop in origin on game mechanics and glitches again…?
>>184566 How many more perks/items/drawbacks are left to do in the jump?
>>184602 Assuming he'd have even half-decent chakra reserves, he'd straight stomp in most fights because of having the chance to invest the same amount of time he did into normal martial arts and relatively mundane mysticism into the local ninja training. Couple that with how well he conditioned himself with just regular workout gear and dude's gonna get bullshit even if he doesn't do something like invent Scientific Ninja Tools a generation early or do like the RWBY x JLU version might've and just go full in on ninjutsu because that Bats had a minor complex about being a normie outside Remnant by his own admission in that movie.
>>184538 >pic Yeah this shit is Arc, not whatever the fuck is in the remake.
>>184606 Yes. That's what Drop-In origins are for. Makng the perks be based on an entire different franchise because an island has that name, which might not even be a reference might just be a name they picked at random, stinks of that Independence Day jump. If you can't stomach doing similar perklines for the same origin several times, you should have made a single jump for the franchise. And it's not like you haven't done the same perks with slight tweaks for different games in the same franchise multiple times, is it?
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>>184453 Apparently I am very much not a dragon, rock, or ground type. >>184589 YOU'RE CRINGE
>>184587 I stopped actively keeping up with Pokemon after Gen 2 and I still find new designs I've never seen before. Lately it's a lot of metal deer named Cho Chang or an overgrown dog named Crouching Tiger. It's all very Tencent.
>>184611 >Chesnaut Lucky bastard, wanna swap?
>>184605 First game is fantasyland and the gimmick is magic Second game is psychic powers and the gimmick is a ‘magic’ (maybe) cellphone Third game is fantasyland again iirc and is about a succubus school. Iirc the gimmick is magic book? Fourth is maid school and fifth is bunnygirl school. I don’t know what their gimmicks are. So you’re thinking of the first one. >>184607 Two perks left. Seven lines of items, but they should go fairly quickly since I know what most of them are already. Drop in has a lot of blank spots though, which is why I’m asking for ideas. >>184610 Anon it’s a island full of psychics named toaru island. Theres even a space elevator. The kanji in the protags family name is like one letter away from being the same as toumas according to Ric Milk factory be doing some fairly blatant ripoffs, and that isn’t even unique to this game.
>>184615 Fuck yeah it is. I don't know whatever the fuck those fuckos smoked to make her and everyone like a saberface. And worse, the """"fans"""".
>>184615 >arc Canadian.
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>>184604 >pic I'd ask what the hell is going on here, but I'm scared of the answer.
>>184617 Canadian, German, Moon Fairy from the Center of the Earth, it's all the same.
>>184615 The fighting game had her best look overall. The long skirt is peak. Makes you die to look under it.
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>>184453 99% Grass match, with Cherrim being the best? ... Honestly, that fits. The fact that Cherrim keeps itself wrapped up and isolated unless the situation is just right amuses me.
>>184545 Can Madara defeat Mr. Frog?
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What jumps should a catboy go to?
>>184621 I think I'd go for being a Bellossom though. They don't fit quite as well, but Bellossom gets to wear a cute dress and have flowers in his hair. >>184623 Nekojishi
>>184623 To RWBY to suffer a lot of racism. Speaking about that, what's a slur for catboy?
>>184622 Absolutely not
>>184623 Everhood
>>184625 Pussy!
>>184623 Arknights whenever its done. >>184625 Pussy boy?
>>184623 CATastrophe, of course!
>>184524 He died, got hit with chemicals and came back. He had a daughter and ate her. His next episode is in JLU where he had been trapped in different barrels and sold to a rich guy that liked collecting supers. Iirc he dies by being exploded on a rocket
>look in the pokedex for my favorite pokemon, Sawsbuck 73.5% Curse you quiz!
Any jump where mages come together and like to share their knowledge or throw spell formulas on the internet?
>>184633 Do cultivators count? Because that's basically the main plot of Cultivation Chat Group
>>184633 nWoD Mage.
>>184633 The New World of Darkness mage jump (not the archmage one)
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>>184624 That's based on that free yaoi visual novel isn't it? I've been meaning to look into it so this is a good reminder to make some time to do that, thanks anon. >>184627 We have a jump for that? >>184629 I'll eagerly wait for that day. >>184630 Great suggestion, I forgot about that one, thanks anon.
>>184637 No problem.
>>184618 Medaka Box.
>>184637 >That's based on that free yaoi visual novel isn't it? I've been meaning to look into it so this is a good reminder to make some time to do that, thanks anon. I wasn't aware the VN was free, but yeah.
>>184530 I always had to wonder about Olga's feelings about me. While I'm nothing like the retards that call themselves magi, that isn't a quality positive for many people in the moonlit world, to my endless consternation. On the contrary, while magi are typically jealous creatures that steal from each other and kill from each other, their culture venerates only itself and distains humanity at large. It is for this reason that even, with all of my power and means, many magi arrogantly dismiss it all and see me something that can be used. I've murdered hundreds of magi in cold blood. Well, that's just what happens when you give someone like me a Sealing Designation. Anyone with common sense could have predicted it. In fact, I've been remarkably restrained to have killed less than a thousand of those philistines. I would have murdered Olga's father, had I been in this timeline while he was alive. While she can't really do anything, except perhaps to complain, about someone like me taking a special interest in her operation...well, she must have wondered about me too. Why would I be here, why would I listen to her orders? Why would I even pretend to? I could have Chaldea Security Organization dismantled with a few phone calls. I bet she can't even imagine that I actually care about the basic premise of preserving humanity's future. If I were a Master, she could have coped with it like how she does about Kirschtaria Wodime. Quite poorly, to be honest. The comparison is ridiculous, of course. His magecraft is naught but a joke without humor to me, though I can hardly blame her for a lack of perspective. It's not as if I've ever used my Reality Marble where I left survivors to spread rumors about it, let alone around her. However, instead I took on a staff position. Does she think I'm working for someone else? That I was put up to this somehow, by her father or the Mage's Association? Little does she know, that she's doomed to be turned into a pseudo-TYPE after unimaginable suffering. ...I should do something to prevent that, shouldn't I? Now if only she wouldn't be so annoying to keep around.
>>184637 >We have a jump for that?
I always forget Gardevoir isn't a Grass dual type. It has such a confusing design despite its actual theme being so clear. The stinkhorn watermelon chest clitoris.
>>184606 Sounds like you probably shouldn't have a dedicated drop-in origin, tbh.
>>184644 >The stinkhorn watermelon chest clitoris ... Whot.
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>>184613 Chestnaught is at the bottom, the top looks like this
>>184625 >what's a slur for catboy? Fur rug
>>184631 That’s kinda pathetic, but he does have it coming for what he did to Annie.
>>184625 >Speaking about that, what's a slur for catboy? PsychoAnon.
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What are some jumps to be a pimp? I need some inspiration for the gta jump.
>>184633 Irregular at Magic Highschool I think.
>>184652 South Park Fractured but Whole
>>184654 If you know what I'm saying.
>>184652 The Simpsons Game has furry cat prostitutes on offer
>>184652 Black Dynamite Yes, we have a jump for it, iirc its in the imaged folder
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>>184652 Waifu Academy has a perk to run a prostitution business and a prostitution ring.
>>184644 Isn't she also based off of those paper dolls that the Japanese make to ward off bad luck?
What's the weirdest thing you think someone bothered to make a jump for? In the sense that it's weird to you that it has a jump.
>>184659 Nah, that's Shuppet
>>184618 Damn every time I see homestuck now I remember that the thing that killed scp wasnt so much the bullshit like homestuck referrences and gay sattelites, it was the fact that everyone in charge of the site and a bunch of big name creaters were ousted as either pdfs, rapists, or blackmailing abusers.
>>184659 I've read that, but that seems much more the little weather ghost's deal.
>>184660 For Sale, Baby Shoes
>>184652 The house of flying daggers jump has a brothel
>>184660 You Are A Pirate
>>184660 Probably Tokyo Souls. >>184664 The fact that it got two seperate jumps will always amuse me
>>184637 >I'll eagerly wait for that day. You're not waiting alone.
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Evil demon wife or autistic elf wife?
>>184669 Autistic elf wife because she will actually love you back.
>>184660 literally anything argent has made
>>184669 Already cheating on your sister? You're such a slut Psycho.
>>184666 Does We Are Number One have its own jump, too?
>>184669 Elf. This isn't a choice. You might as well ask if you want a wife or to stick your dick in a blender.
>>184645 I refuse. Mostly because changing it at this point means rewriting what I have for the origin, and I don’t want to. At the very least the other games don’t have such blantant copying for the school itself, so it won’t be a problem for them.
>>184674 tbh some people here, presented with that choice, would choose to put their dick in a blender Like Shard.
>>184669 The former cannot end well without using something from another Jump to jam adequate social instincts into its skull.
>>184669 Autistic elf wife forcing evil demon wife to be your shared toy because she tipped her scales.
>>184673 I don't think so. You know what you must do
>>184669 What if the demon has elf ears?
>>184673 We Are Number One would just be a Lazytown jump. You Are A Pirate is a contextless music video.
>>184679 It makes me sad about the actor's all too brief remission shortly before he passed away. The mid 10's were such a bleak time. Nostalgia finally runs out in 2013. Everything after that is just a bleak blur.
>>184681 We need a DyE Fantasy jump
>>184645 Thank God I'm not the only one who think so.
>>184669 Aura is the best thing about Frieren, so the answer is obvious.
>>184681 What about a we are number wah jump? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W3mWZxCmEzk
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>>184669 Unrelated but this is how I imagine you look. Didn't draw this but I just came across this and for some fucking reason immediately thought of you.
Didn't we have an EYE Divine Cybermancy jump?
>>184680 Impostor
>>184682 The 00s were the last good decade, its been all downhill since then
>>184687 RIP SMG4.
>>184689 I thought we did It had brozof
>>184660 Cream
>>184669 I curse you to be Aura, slave-wife of Frieren.
>>184689 >>184693 You guys excited for the sequel?
>>184680 I want to bully elves by making their ears round.
Is there anything you guys would want to see in a Kodomo no Jikan jump if someone was considering making one? I'm not making any promises, but more the suggestions I can get the higher the likelihood of me being able to get one made. Any item and drawback ideas would be particularly welcome.
>>184689 We had a very close to completed WIP but the jumpmaker dipped and that was it.
>>184696 >seriously expecting a sequel to be good.
>>184680 Then you are in the Netherworld.
>>184694 >Cream IN A WHITE ROOM, With black curtains, Near the station!
>>184698 Anti-loli-rape aura.
>>184688 This is weird. You're weird. >>184695 Curse reversal - Mystilzla!
>>184691 I'm doing better now than I ever have before but I still miss the first two decades of my life the way I would if I were miserable. Everything's just lost its soul. We need a CHAIN.
>>184698 our own loli? Seriously though, it has been a while. Teaching skills, girls/guys you teach are into you, perk so people keep there promises (realistically she probably wouldn't have waited for the teacher).... Uhhh didn't the female teacher have no pubic hair? A perk for that.
In RWBY what would people think of someone with both animal ears and a tail?
>>184704 >This is weird. You're weird. Is it because it's accurate? I was joking about it being the first thought.
>>184707 One of them has to be fake. The only question is if it's a animal ear headband or a tailplug
>>184708 I'm not telling you what I look like
>>184705 >We need to build a chain >And make the normies pay for it!
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>>184710 we already know
>>184698 Never heard of it. I guess a smug loli would be nice. Can we be a shota?
>>184707 I doubt most regular humans are familiar enough with how Faunus work to notice anything wrong with it. Faunus would know something weird was up and and be at least curious, if not suspicious that you're just posing as a faunus.
>>184704 >Curse reversal - Mystilzla! Acceptable!
>>184710 I'm taking that as a yes, you're bald and have no eyes.
>>184716 We do have several people going bald here...
>>184703 >>184706 Noted. >>184713 >be a shota Sure. I wouldn't lock out the option to be one, but it's not a focus of the series.
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>>184669 Evil demon is funnier. >>184695 >>184715 I recognize this power.
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>>184652 >In Nobilis you can become divinely empowered by Pimping to protect it as a concept throughout the cosmos >In Toaru you can get 20,000 hos for 100 CP >Duel Monsters Shadow Realm gives you the power to create riches so you can bling yourself out, among other skills useful for a Pimp like creating pitfall traps and launching salvos of a thousand knives. Dark Magician Girl is over there to grab as a main squeeze if you want >Half Minute Hero lets you get Pimp Dark Lord or something similar as a title that everyone will know you as, skews your abilities to be more in-line with Pimping slightly >Exalted Infernals gives you some useful tools for Pimping, including a prayer strip that you can use to teleport to Ipithymia to learn the arts of Pimping in her domain >Himenospia lets you convince hos to be your prostitutes definitely of their own free will. You can target married women so their husbands have to pay up to sleep with their own wives >Unsong lets you accumulate the endless divine light of Ein Soph to release all-erasing blasts of God's radiant presence (A useful skill for a Pimp)
You guys should kill the baldness devil thus removing baldness as a concept
>>184722 Yeah but then i'd lose out on bald chicks which are a rare treat.
>>184530 >>184642 The fact that my time as a conscious entity in this universe only actually began a few minutes ago, that the bomb in the command center has already gone off and killed Olga, and that I can sense the incineration has already started- -none of that matters. I put out the fires and heal the dying to full health with a passing thought to try. For the properly dead, I use necromancy to call their souls back into their bodies before restoring them. For all of magi, I use the opportunity to claim conceptual ownership of them. It's not exactly hard, they'd only just died and the bombs were mundane, so the souls are undamaged. That no one here had any precautions for random explosions is shameful, and I will make sure they know it. Using a few of my countless relics, I set them to the task of fixing the facility infrastructure next. I simply cannot be bothered to do it manually, which is why I keep them all at hand to begin with. Now, moving on to the next problem. Rayshifting, for all that it's a marvel to the locals, is a novelty to me. I have access to legitimate time travel. Rotating my energies in a particular pattern casts a targeting reticle on the surface of history. Taking a moment to aim, I charge up the ritual, loading myself as the bullet with my magic becoming the gun that fires me into the past. This is only somewhat literal. In actuality, several relics are used to supplement this process, simplifying the ritual greatly. I'll soon physically arrive in Singularity F, with none of the risks that Rayshifting comes with. I could have created a single relic that did the entire thing as a single action with no cost, except... ...well, fighting Gilgamesh taught me that breaking my magical artifice up into multiple unwieldly pieces, and making their usefulness dependent on some degree of actual skill, does a lot to prevent thieves and copycats from doing much.
>>184723 Wait would it apply to baldness in places not the head? Thus making everyone into wookies?
One of the best items i've ever made: Hoes. You got a lot of hoes. More exactly, you have twelve hoes that know that their money are your money, and will not leave you for anything. They are beautiful, they are willing and they will follow any order of yours. Most importantly, they can teach other hoes how to make men utterly addicted to them. Any hoe they personally train becomes a second generation hoe, gaining 80% of the skill of the original hoe and becoming loyal to you through the chain of command. Within a year, you can make an army of loyal hoes. Adittionally, all the hoes have a tattoo of any design you wish.
>>184725 And making Burgerland birb a far less impressive eagle. And turning that one Modest classical collection into a similarly less developed Night on Mountain.
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>>184618 the Magical girl is delusional and imagining a convoluted scenario, she's just an highschool girl
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>>184718 House for items for sure would be nice. In perks maybe someone else problem aura to not be in deep shit when you try to lewd loli?
>>184726 Do you turned companions into MLM business?
>>184722 anon it's 2025, the problem is already pretty much solved through hair transplants, minoxidil and finasteride
>>184731 Yeah, badlness is either a choice or you are majorly poor.
>>184730 MLM business?
>>184726 And this is supported by in game mechanics or story content from San Andreas? Not something you're making up again right?
>>184689 SB does.
>>184698 Illya and co Companions, except maybe make them 30+ years old as a joke.
>>184733 Piramid scheme.
>>184733 Multi-Level Marketing. AKA Pyramid Schemes.
Dumb chainbutt, you get a chain but you have to ask jumpmakers for permission to use their jumps. If you don’t, you only get half the normal amount of starting cp.
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>>184736 >30+ years old as a joke Damm we have devil here to even suggest that. But Prisma trio as companions would be great .
I always wonder why Alucard goes for pistols rather than something like light machine guns. Yes, I know the actual reason is because they're cool and he's never NEEDED anything bigger but the Jackal can punch holes in walls like it's a rocket launcher and it's a pistol caliber. Imagine something like a PKM with a vastly higher sized round going off at a minimum of 600 rounds per minute with a 100/200 box magazine. Dude could just kinda level buildings. Maybe I'll use the gunsmithing perk and just do it myself.
>>184739 What about jumpmakers who aren't here, or are we asking them on the hypothetical chain?
>>184741 I like being a werewoof with other combat perks in the jump and owning Alucard
>>184741 Consider Seras and her guns.
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>>184743 Be a werebat so you can call yourself a vampire and dunk on him even more.
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a tragic end for Anko
>>184745 NO wedding trappings or pregnancies. I curse them to be LONELY SPINSTERS for ALL ETERNITY.
>>184729 Added. >>184736 >>184740 >prisma trio Noted. But I'm not sure if I want to mess wih OCs this time or not.
>>184698 OC loli waifus
>>184734 Pimps and hoes exist in gta san andreas, anon.
>>184741 Probably because how rare his ammunition is. Like he's not just using regular silver bullets, but bullets made from silver holy objects like crosses that were displayed in prominent churches.
Best bald waifus to pick up during a chain?
>>184738 Yes. Absolutely yes.
>>184744 Yeah but she has has just straight up anti-aircraft guns. The damage they do is proportional to the size. The Jackal on the other hand has some insane payload that makes it punch VASTLY beyond it's weight class. Seras should consider an M60 loaded with the stuff instead.
>>184750 plenty of loli settings, don't need OCs
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>>184753 The ones you make yourself.
>>184751 And they can do this? >how to make men utterly addicted to them. Any hoe they personally train becomes a second generation hoe, gaining 80% of the skill of the original hoe and becoming loyal to you through the chain of command. Within a year, you can make an army of loyal hoes.
>>184758 Alright, i will remove the line.
>>184747 F. What they did to Anko's figure in Boruto was a fucking crime.
>>184756 I like seeing, how different creators write companions
>>184747 >pic >tmw Kirchevskoy died to a nikuman that one time Do not sleep on the power of rounded Jap'n'snacks.
>>184752 Integra must be so fucking mad when he uses them to shoot random brazilian cops rather than actual threats because it makes his cold weewee hard.
>>184763 Brazillians can double jump anon, he was right to use those bullets.
>>184732 >or you are majorly poor Which is also a choice.
>>184759 Good to see that you're learning and taking criticism, genuinely happy to see that Spazz.
>>184764 Brazillians are also good at using katanas
>>184760 Yeah. I mostly skip most of the direct fat content, luckily he does things like make her henge into her younger form. >>184762 I didn't realize how dangerous balls are.
>>184739 I give myself permission.
>>184768 I do love how that game makes use of their ninja shapeshifting powers to let you also lewd the Naruto versions of the older girls.
>>184745 >pics Way to destroy character design especially the 2nd pic. They should be way more similar to Irisviel.
>>184769 >>184739 I really need to make an End Jump. Was gonna put one in one of them but people convinced me not to since it wasn't high-powered.
>>184770 It's honestly my favorite part. It even lets you lewd Genin Tsunade. Absolute fucking PEAK.
>>184771 >expecting anything >from "AI" slop >from hyperfags >let alone hyperfag AIslop It was over before it even began.
>>184742 500! Yes this is a fairly obvious flaw in the system, but what do you expect from me? Good ideas? >>184769 Congratulations, you may jump your own jumps! So what have you made?
>>184773 Aye. It makes it more than worth putting up with all the jank. Now I have a powerful urge to pick it back up and catch up on the new content I've missed.
>>184775 >So what have you made? I don't feel like answering that because it would unveil the magnitude of my procrastination.
>>184777 >spoiler Then make it productive fun by finishing a jump every some odd in the chain so you can use it too.
Chainbutt: You get a chain but you are incapable of attacking anyone during your chain. Your only way to defend yourself is through women that are loyal to you. They must be kept loyal, and if they disrepect you, you are to bitch slap them. Who are your choice of hoes?
>>184775 >Yes this is a fairly obvious flaw in the system, but what do you expect from me? Good ideas? I guess I go to my jumps, even if I'm restricted to 500 CP they should give me a good foundation. I'd probably ask BLADE or Ric, but I can't remember who all made my other favorites.
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>>184776 >It makes it more than worth putting up with all the jank. are you sure about that, the dialogue is...special
>>184584 Howdy, WoL.
>>184779 Esdeath, Scathach, and Luo Hao will all be included in this harem. A family is safest when its enemies are dead. If she wasn't for the streets Akura Malice would be good too.
>>184584 Mornin' WoLiam.
So, what’s there to do in Romania during the early 2000s?
>>184650 The entire episode had Clayface bitching about now, of all times, he finally wanted to become human again. Batman and others had offered a cure, but only now was he willing to take it, and then died trying to murder Batman in a football stadium.
>>184777 Write faster! >>184780 You can give yourself permission, it’s fine.
>>184437 I would like the improved Clone spell that Vraxeris made in Rise of the Runelords.
>>184785 Invade part of Ukraine to get a less stumpy coastline >>184787 Oh, I know you get full for your own jumps. I just meant that being restricted to 500 after that isn't so bad with what all I'd have available from my own.
>>184781 >the dialogue At least it falls into the “so bad it's funny” camp more often than not. The game would make for great Rifftrax material.
>>184652 Be a pimp in 1:39 gender ratio world. Sell the time of men to all the desperate women. They are willing to pay for just a picture. You can do the same and sell time with men to elves in Baalbuddy. I guy got in trouble for selling a kiss for 2g
>>184791 You can do the same in RSM worlds, too.
>>184790 At the very least it gave me an idea for a drawback. >Powered by Panties [+100 CP] - For whatever reason, unless you have access to a steady supply of panties (looking, touching, etc), your motivation will fall off a cliff and you will find it hard to do anything Items might actually be the hardest part.
>>184739 I give anyone permission to use my few jumps for this dumb chainbutt
>>184785 Profit off of vampire-related tourism.
>>184774 >AI That's not a excuse. If they are using AI then they should make it good.
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Fleetway Super Sonic is a separate guy from regular Sonic in the Fleetway comics apparently.
>>184794 What've you made?
>>184771 Isn't Illya supposed to grow up curvier han Iri?
>>184793 Lol. Nice. >Items might actually be the hardest part. They almost always are. If I play it again soon I'll try to note down any item ideas I might get for you. I do request an oyakodon perk. Being able to seduce Hinata and Himawari at the same time was amazing stuff.
As my first act as Dark Lord of Middle Earth, I will release the Kender into the realms of men.
>>184797 And is utterly psychotic, yes. Regular Sonic, though, is probably at his worst in the Fleetway continuity, especially when it comes to how he treats Tails.
>>184797 There sure are a lot of canon evil Sonics, huh?
>>184801 That's not really going to do much. I doubt Gondor would be worse at enduring them than any state on Krynn was, and it's not like you're also making them deal with the Tinker Gnomes.
>>184762 jesus That's just old people, there's a non negligible amount of old people dying because of those and manju. To this day, I don't understand why they choosed a fucking dark pretzel over a manju. Or why they decided to hide the reason he died.
>>184801 That's just rude.
>>184810 Typos bothering me, and then I made more. I am Error.
>>184786 The dude's whole problem is that he's too prideful to accept help. Batman offers to help him with it basically every time they meet and he tells him to fuck off because he's self destructive
>>184798 There is a drive link https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ZdVDAsOdiMKqUkwDMT3KdNlf_WrtfQ7M >Danny Phantom remake >DearS >Aladdin cartoon >Chaotic >Don't Meddle With My Daughter >Digimon MMO >90s Batman movies, the Tim Burton ones
Any jumps where i can be a buddhist?
>>184808 >To this day, I don't understand why they choosed a fucking dark pretzel over a manju. Because old people, like you said thrice. The U.S. President around the time of the DS port had made the news for choking on a pretzel, so it got riffed on by the localizers. Still better than Atlus really pushing to try and make "sweetdiculous" a thing that anyone would ever say with a straight face around the time the DS was being phased out for the 3DS.
>>184814 Journey to the West
>>184812 He was also insane by the chemicals. He slowly got more sane each time he nearly died. I am more surprised the amount of woman who kept falling for him.
>>184800 >spoiler At least one is a 'talk no jutsu' kind of perk, that should let you talk people into that.
>>184815 Ah, period relevant joke. >sweetdiculous I thankfully, don't know what this is. Or don't remember.
>>184817 You shouldn't be. Serial killers get a shitload of love letters.
>>184817 >I am more surprised the amount of woman who kept falling for him He's a former famous movie star that can make himself look like anything. Imagine if Leonardo DiCaprio had the powers of Alex Mercer to change his appearance
>>184803 To be fair, Evil Sonics are rather more believable than Evil Supermen. Sonic, you see, is a Mascot With Attitude and ultimately a rather selfish creature. Sonic cares more about Freedom than about Justice, and is more than willing to live and let live with anyone who isn't threatening him or those he likes. Yet, as we see time and again, he is hotheaded, immature, and egotistical to varying degrees, as you'd expect from the teenager he canonically is. Sonic's not the last son of a dead planet raised by Kanses farmers to cleave to good old-fashioned American ideals so tightly that no other American has ever lived up to them as well as he. Sonic's not the baby sent with a lofty mission to save Earth's people and inspire them to be their best selves. Sonic the Hedgehog is just a guy who loves adventure, and who acknowledges that he can't always be the good guy. He knows that sometimes, if he follows his heart, he'll forever be known as the worst of knights and the slayer of kings. All Sonic would really have to do to become Scourge or the like is to stop being so sentimental about his friends and the world he loves to travel; that is, those attachments to the overall state of the world he allows to bind him. Sonic himself knows this, and if anything relies on those attachments. He knows they're the biggest thing keeping him in check. He knows that if he ever starts to go too far, his friends will do everything in their power to reel him in. Just like how Batman's contingency against himself is the Justice League, Sonic's contingency against himself is his friends. Call them the Freedom Fighters, call them the Restoration, call them whatever you like, but they can and will stop Sonic if he ever crosses the line. He's counting on it.
>>184820 Then why were women willing to fuck Grodd when he was only a normal talking gorilla? Not even a villain yet and had no powers?
>>184819 >I thankfully, don't know what this is. Or don't remember. A failed catchphrase thing Atlus used in scripts for several games, including Dokapon Kingdom among a few others. I can't remember if it made it into the first SRW OG Saga Endless Frontier, but it did make it into some other stuff like Code of Princess - a solid enough beat 'em up with the gimmick that you could play as any character who appeared in the combat area, including various NPC/fodder mobs despite there being little practical point in doing so.
>>184823 What. When? I know Grodd had women wanting his dick in the JLU
>>184823 Well, because you just know, anon.
>>184824 >Dokapon Kingdom >Code of Princess I don't remember seeing in either, but it might be because my brain simply shut down the information.
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>>184559 >Post more. Do you have saber lily? Nta but here have her in Taiga's clothes.
>>184814 Investiture of the Gods
Time to sleep. Have a wonderful night you all.
>>184830 Night!
>>184814 Generic Murim
>>184814 Jujutsu Kaisen
>>184830 Night, bud.
>>184779 You know, even ignoring the female-targeting mind control, Wholesome Wasp Romcom is kind of perfect for this prompt with some of the shit it offers.
The thing I said about villains being fixed by working for Bruce Wayne is funny because the Mad Hatter actually became evil WHILE working for Bruce Wayne
>>184836 Remember Robin’s line in Lock-Up? >”Another fine villain brought to you by a grant from the Wayne Foundation.”
>>184814 Indiana Jones.
>>184814 South Park
Is 24 OC companions too many. >>184837 In one of the older Batman movies, riddler actually works for Bruce as a scientist and specifically has his breaking point because Bruce himself tells him that he can’t find his whatever without safety trials.
One of the most painful types of dreams to wake up from: dreams where you have some sort of extra limb(s) that are fully functional with full sensation, and wake up only to have them missing. It's a weird sort of pain, but still distinctly painful to suddenly feel like you're missing a limb...even if that limb is something like a tail.
>>184840 >Is 24 OC companions too many. probably but do it anyways also I think you are talkign about the Jim Carrey Riddler
>>184840 >Is 24 OC companions too many. No.
>>184659 >Gardevoir (Japanese: サーナイト Sirnight)
>>184840 >Is 24 OC companions too many. Nope
>>184841 Speaking of dreams, I have this dream journal thing I've been updating constantly and I'm starting to notice a pattern that each of my dreams turns into some kind of cosmic horror apocalypse either from the outset or partway in. It's fascinating in a morbid sense, but also very weird how consistent it is.
>>184846 >The person who enjoys cosmic horror apocalypse settings has dreams that turn into cosmic horror apocalypses This isn't surprising in the least
>>184846 Maybe you can use those dreams to write some cosmic horror stories, maybe make a book out of them.
>>184846 It might help not to look at Terra Hypnagogica/other horror stuff around the time you plan to go to sleep since the brain holds onto sensory information from around the time you're winding down, particularly if it's novel or otherwise sufficiently stimulating.
>>184840 >Is 24 OC companions too many. For what jump?
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>>184847 I think it's moreso how weird they are than anything else. Like, the first dream I got listed on there is "weird fractal-chicken demon that is the manifestation of all nuclear experimentation ever and is so large it festers beneath all of Japan." >>184848 I've been thinking of either doing that, or adapting them into Ordem Paranormal creatures. I mean, a bunch of literal furries managed to do it with their stuff - so I might as well take a swing at it. >>184849 This might help. Though half of them happened when I hadn't even consumed any major horror stuff at the time, so I think that boat has sailed.
>>184840 >Is 24 OC companions too many. That's fine. Though it does make me want to see something stupid like a group of OCs that use the same phrase with different emphasis as their option name but each of them actually have things relevant to how the phrase's interpretation is changed for their specific iteration.
So anyways, what're we up to today?
>>184853 Recovering from a fever, updating my dream journal, and working on assignments.
>>184853 Bout to go to sleep but I just thought of a question and decided to quickly ask before I drifted off.
>>184842 >>184843 >>184845 Thought so. >>184850 Oppai academy 2 >>184852 …I might be able to swing this, but I kind of doubt it.
>>184840 You should get it up to 30, a nice round number and the perfect age for a Waifu, just entering her Christmas Cake era. Are there going to be any male companions?
>>184853 Trying to find a good aesthetic for being a magical girl, reading a Sonic the Hedgehog Quest on QQ, and trying to find a CYOA with a focus on soul-based powers that isn't Demon's Blessing to use as a bodymod
>>184856 >but I kind of doubt it. Don't worry about it for this jump. Was more saying it just to put the idea out there since the bit is best sold when that lot's the only group of OCs on offer so you would want an excuse to use fewer words if only to keep the number of distinct characters down.
Okay so presuming you're friends with the guy, you're both in the DC universe instead of marvel, how would you go about convincing Peter Parker that it's okay for him to have a life out of superhero-ing and that it's okay to take a break or even a holiday every now and then and that he should value himself more?
>>184860 Tell him to live in Superman or the Flash's city.
>>184862 That solves nothing plus I don't he'd be up for leaving New York.
>>184863 Then revive Ben in exchange for his marriage.
>>184860 Better question - how do you get Batman to think that?
>>184865 If it's in the comics you give up or go beat up the writers. If it's not you just fix Gotham or save his parents.
>>184866 >or save his parents *and
>>184864 I don't think that would change anything beyond making him feel happier, though I wouldn't doubt that Ben could convince of it I guess. >>184865 Work on making Gotham a better place by braking the canon magical curse the city has on it thatakes it a shit hole.
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>>184857 Between one and three. Currently I’m debating if adding a male Misaki would ruin my friendship with Ric. >>184859 Nah, I have an idea that might be workable, I just don’t know enough about the girls in question to do anything with them right now. Research is required.
>>184825 Grodd had no powers in JLU until Flash fucked up. Then Grodd turned a normal gorilla girl into Giganta and complains that getting powers made her look human and have a thing for Flash.
>>184869 >Currently I’m debating if adding a male Misaki would ruin my friendship with Ric. I think working on that jump already did enough damage.
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What did you do in Metroid? Besides Samus.
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Wizard wives bring only suffering and curses upon you when you forget your anniversary
>>184872 SA-X and Dark Samus
>>184872 Crazy genetic experiments
>>184853 Playing a porn game, gonna shower soon.
>>184875 he said besides samus
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>>184872 >What did you do in Metroid My sis- >besides Samus …my sisters evil twins.
>>184853 Procrastinating on my jump.
>>184872 DELICIOUS CANDY.
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>>184653 >Specialized Mage origin >>The 4 Great Systems perk lets you specialize in any branch of Systematic magic >>The Cardinal Codes gives two codes of Systematic magic so you can double down on your specialty >>The Series Magician perk only lets you triple down in one specific branch Why does the jump only let you triple down on Oscillation magic?
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>>184878 Reminder: it is extremely unsafe to suck the tiddies of Dark Samus. They are full of Phazon and will give you Hyper Cancer.
>>184882 Because you're meant to be weak compared to the protagonist(assuming no ocp)
>>184872 I have every intention of finding the souls of Samus' parents and helping them find closure. I want them to see their little girl one last time and be happy knowing she's grown up big and strong. I want her to say the farewell she never got to and get her closure, too. Also maybe find the Chozo afterlife and let any ghost birds who want to join up with whatever ridiculous ghost realm I can build by that point in the Chain.
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>>184885 Reminder that Phazon can both infect ghosts and actively drives ghosts mad.
>>184884 This isn't about beating Jesus onii-sama. I want to triple down of Weight magic.
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>>184886 I should really do something about that, then. Thanks, Nyanko.
>>184885 >spoiler 2 Y'know, considering that pokeballs can contain ghosts with little to no corporeal form even if they have comparably alien DNA like the Ultra Beasts, combining the tech from that and/or BOX storage with the principle behind something like a Ghostbusters containment system might be pretty cozy despite having a limited guestbook.
>>184669 Put a Frieren expy in one of your jumps, I can't get the original because Himmel is too much of a bro for me to go after his girl.
>>184888 Back on Tallon IV the Chozo achieved a state of enlightened transcendence and shed their fleshly bodies for ascended forms...which got smacked back down to earth by the impact from the Leviathan Seed that released Phazon. The forcibly manifested Chozo Ghosts did what they could to contain the Phazon Corruption, but weren't immune themselves and were slowly corrupted in turn. So if you're looking for a bunch of Chozo who want to go back to the afterlife, visit Tallon IV.
Do you guys know of any way to become a stargate ancient? The energy beings are kinda neat and they can ascend others when they die which I think is cool.
>>184890 Himmel is dead, dawg
>>184892 Ask a Chozo. They canonically do the whole transcendence into an energy form thing.
>>184891 Okay yeah I absolutely need to help them.
>>184895 Luckily, blasting their corporeal form with a bunch of lasers until they break apart seems to help deal with the corruption, so shooting them until they die is an option! >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKxGTq0oI-U
>>184895 Note that Prime is effectively treated as its own continuity, so Phazon might not even actually exist.
>>184897 Phazon definitely doesn't exist after Phaaze explodes; due to [weird metaphysics] all Phazon in existence was destroyed along with Phaaze.
>>184840 Don't you dare to remove any of them, I beg of you oh Master Of Futas. I'll turn my chain into a futa chain in your honor if necessary
>>184893 I thought you a better nigga than that PsychoBro
>>184900 I'm just saying
>>184900 Nah, bro. PsychoBro ain't a real bro.
>>184900 Ho's gon want the D eventually. Better she hook up with a real nigga than start riding the cock carousel.
>>184899 They aren’t even written yet, this is just preliminary planning
Bit of an odd question: how does Halo's Spartan augmentation compare to Cyberpunk's cyberware? Is Spartan Time comparable to using a Sandevistan?
>>184902 Then what? A sis (male)?
>>184905 Depends on what augments you get and which spartan you use for comparison.
>>184905 Reminder that Adam Smasher is only like mid-grade compared to the high-end shit that the corps have access to.
>>184908 You're gonna have to walk me through that conclusion.
>>184906 Nah, bro, not saying he a faggot. Saying he don't dig the bro code. Know what I'm saying? He's a square.
>>184909 nta and it's been a long time since I've read through this shit, but I think he might be talking about shit like the Dragoons militaries and some corporations use. If I remember right Adam's body in 77 is a modified version of what they were fielding in 2020.
Most anime characters still die to nuclear weapons and can't catch a fighter jet
>>184900 I dunno, Himmel doesn't seem like the kinda guy who'd want his girl to be alone pinning after him forever.
>>184912 Most anime characters die to an anti-material rifle from a grassy hill actually.
>>184894 Not the same really, can one of them heal all the sickness and injuries across a planet? Iirc thats just something one ancient does as a hobby.
Would poison gas work on Clayface? Does he breathe?
>>184917 Isnt he basically a sapient clay golem now?
>>184872 X parasite waifu gu ritual.
>>184918 He's still made of flesh, his flesh is all just one blob now
>>184919 I feel like that's not going to go the way you're hoping it will.
>>184907 >>184908 >>184911 Well, either way that doesn't answer my question at all. Let's say an average SPARTAN IV vs a borged-up but basic Edgerunner (Falcon Sandevistan with 70% time dilation, Gorilla Arms, Basic Kiroshi Optics, Self-ICE, Para Bellum and Epimorphic Skeleton, Shock Absorber, Kerenzikov and NeoFiber, Biomonitor and Second Heart, Pain Editor and Subdermal Armor, and Reinforced Tendons). Assume all the Cyberware is T5, but not T5++.
>>184921 I think you're projecting, because I have no preconceptions and am perfectly content regardless of the outcome.
>>184923 X-Parasites are cooperative with each other, not competitive. They form hives and work together to create/mimic larger creatures. So the basic concept of a Gu Ritual wouldn't work on them in the first place.
>>184924 Giant woman is someone's fetish, still marketable. Think Weyland Yutani already exists in the Metroid universe, or will I have to found it?
>>184898 The weird metaphysics in question being that all Phazon is just one small part of an enormous transdimensional entity, with Phaaze being the acting 'heart' of the thing in our dimension. Blowing up Phaaze destroys all the Phazon everywhere because it's all just one thing.
>>184872 Watching /v/'s meltdown over Prime 4 has been very sweet.
>>184925 Weyland Yutani definitely doesn't exist, but the corporate greed and sentiment sure does. Just waiting for a spark to ignite into the Dumbest Shit Imaginable.
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>>184915 I can spell it however I like.
>>184922 Nta but I think the edgerunner takes it, now a spartan 2 may be better since their bones and implants are something else entirely and they trained for their entire lives but the shitty mass produced spartans are much less of a challenge.
Erm, is that a Metroid?! It looks to be in its prime!
>>184922 SPARTANs can eventually use their Jjaro cybernetics to become time and dimension controling gods, so they probably have the edge. So long as you only use the first Halo game anyway.
>>184932 >SPARTANs can eventually use their Jjaro cybernetics to become time and dimension controling gods, so they probably have the edge ...Explain?
>>184719 Why is the baki character trying to fuck a demon?
What options do we have for being a living doll?
>>184935 Elden Rang
>>184936 Has it gotten an update to be a living doll? It didn't have that option the last time I read it
>>184930 Spartan 4s in armor are literally 1:1 with Spartan 2s physically.
>>184935 Drawback in Pathfinder Reign of Winter
>>184938 Whatever you need to tell yourself anon. Even in the games they explained 4s as being way less effective than 2s.
>>184933 Some Marathon cross-IP nonsense I'm sure.
>>184932 Is this a Marathon reference?
>>184933 It was mostly just a joke. But when they first made Halo it was supposed to be a sort of sequel to the Marathon games, with Master Chief secretly being the same protagonist from those games, and said protag became a weird godthing capable of either hopping, or maybe changing, timelines until he got the one he wanted. But while Halo 1 is stuffed with hints to that being the lore, they ended up scrapping the connection later on. Shard could probably tell you about it better than I. >>184941 >>184942 Yes.
>>184706 >Uhhh didn't the female teacher have no pubic hair? In what world does this come up in an anime or manga? Even fanservice usually has some limit. Was this ip just that leewd?
>>184927 Nintendo refusing to promote it and timing the release to get it buried over the holidays really should have clued them in.
>>184935 Fate/Japan
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Magic coming from aliens is awesome, actually
Did the cyberpunk jump get an update?
>>184947 Its neat but I kinda like the idea that magic comes from a different dimension. Though I guess thats also aliens.
>>184939 On the one hand, the picture next to that drawback is a very badly maintained doll, and the doll form would be roughly similar to me On the other hand, being a Soulbound Doll that's become a Tatterdemalion Witch with a Vengeance Patron and a Poppet Familiar, off to build an army of Poppet Constructs to get revenge on the Witch that bound their soul sounds like a fun idea
>>184872 Delicious- >>184880 Man he got to it first. >>184927 >343 devs were involved in Prime 4 Nothing to smile about
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>>184948 Yeah, added a line to the Cyberware supplement to address accessing it multiple times since I'd finally gotten around to hooking Neon Dreams into it.
Ho! Ho! Ho! And what Jumps would you like for Christmas?
>>184952 Oh, neat thanks
>>184950 There are some nicer looking dolls. Its an entire industry in Irrisen
>>184945 >Nintendo: "You guys wanted Metroid Prime 4? Here! Here's your fucking Metroid Prime 4! Never ask me for anything ever again!"
>>184955 >There are some nicer looking dolls >Posts a picture of horrors barely within my comprehension I'll take your word on it anon
>>184953 I would like to finish the pern jump Im working on but between working nightt shift and the timer on my baby being borrn ticking down I dont see it happening.
>>184953 Whatever one fulfills whatever highly specific flavor of mind control I'm in the mood for at the time.
>>184953 Strike Legion please! I've been less bad than usual this year.
>>184957 this better?
>>184961 Nta but no
>>184940 I don't know anything about Halo, but were there Spartan-Is?
>>184963 The original spartans from aparta iirc.
>>184952 Hey 9anon, mind posting the latest version of Cyberpunk and the Cyberware supplement? I've got this (vaguely annoying to some) habit of waiting to download jumps for a few months so that the jumpmaker can get various small updates/fixes out of the way.
>>184953 I'd like a Wizard of Oz jump, Santa!
>>184955 >pov you said tea parties are dumb
>>184961 I'd say that that is still creepier looking than the busted up doll from the drawback. ... Whatever, I know of at least two perks that'll make my inhuman forms look more human Kenshi - Lifelike Model, Werewolf the Apocalypse - Fair Glabro so I can just find a way to make me not be a horror straight out of the uncanny valley
>>184953 What jumps? My own to be finished despite the fucked up schedule I have this month... >not yours Ultraman (Manga) please, even a motivational boost to the person currently doing it will do
>>184953 I'd like a jump for Girl's Last Tour. I wanna save Chito and Yuuri and give them a happy end
>>184953 If I decide to keep using my Saturday streams for jumpmaking instead of anything else, I may have Total Warmaidens done for Christmas. >>184965 Here you go.
>>184953 Be real with me, anon: Is there any chance you'll actually make any of the things suggested to you, or is this just another one of our regular [futilely post about jumps] sessions?
>>184962 >>184968 Its a doll made by fantasy russian witches using ceramic crafted from human bone-meal. You ever seen ceramic dolls from the early 1900s? Trust me, those are gorgeous by comparison
>>184963 The original Spartan 1's were highly decorated combat veterans that volunteered for the process. Canonically Sgt Major Johnson was one of them.
>>184971 Thank you fren.
>>184908 >>184911 Think that's more to do with anything higher end, like dragoons, are pretty much the size of actual tanks. Smasher is big enough as is, even bigger in yhe anime, but he can at least fit inside buildings. He's not much use as a bodyguard if you have to leave him parked outside.
>>184976 Is Adam Smasher actually supposed to be a bodyguard? I thought he was just the dude they kept around to kill people whenever they wanted wetwork done and didn't care who knew about it.
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>>184971 >I may have Total Warmaidens done for Christmas Now that would be a nice present.
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>>184953 I would like to wield the Christmas Spirit in order to finish at least one of my jumps. Failing that, a Red One jump would be kind of cool.
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>>184973 My mom used to have a collection of them and a lot of them werent that bad. Also you can buy a haunted doll on etsy now.
>>184953 Donkey Kong Bananza
>>184977 I think he is basically a personal attack dog for arasaka so it's a mix of killer missions and having him stand around at high society parties to flex.
>>184953 I'd like to finish Ocean Game but it seems uni has other plans. Anyways, for jumps that aren't by me that I want - more Ultraman jumps.
>>184978 Anon you are making me want to buy a tribe of sexy lewd elves from somewhere and I dont know where to do it.
>>184984 You can get 100 cheap in baalbuddy.
>>184972 I am, but even if nothing catches my eye I still like to hear what Jumps people are interested in.
>>184980 Now things make sense
>>184953 I'd like to finish Keychain of Creation, though with my track record on holiday releases that might result in a summer 2026 release date. . .
>>184984 World of Lewd Fantasy can get you a kindom of them. World of Lewd Elves too most likely.
>>184985 I didnt know we had that.
>>184989 Never heard of them
>>184990 >>184991 QQ Drive.
>>184953 If I finish these next two jumps, I will finally be allowed to make any jump I want to.
>>184953 The ones I thought of making so i don't have to make them
>>184953 Wolf Mate
>>184977 Sometimes. He's just arasakas pet mercenary so any kind of merc work works.
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>>184953 Id like to wake up tomorrow and find one of my older wips spontaneously completed. Preferably several. Failing that, I have some vague hope to have Oppai Academy 2 and 3 done by the end of the year.
>>184935 Witch Awakening >>184944 her students were making fun of her for not having pubic hair or something
>>184997 Zero is a good boy.
>>184998 >Witch Awakening Apparently the CYOA is getting an update. That's what I heard on the QQ CYOA thread anyway.
>>184953 Jumps we'd like or jumps that are being worked on?
Hey is the demifiend physically powerful or magically powerful? Like I can never really tell how op game characters are, especially concerning speed or strength. Like I know dante cuts a building in half and hes in smt nocturne as a side character that gets beat by end game demi but thats like the only hard numbers idea I have.
Is there a Quirk in the MHA supplement that lets you temporarily give boosts to others or get boosts from something like what you are wearing? I got a marriage idea but I dunno if the parts are there.
>>185002 Both. But like all JRPG characters, he's can still get stabbed.
>>185004 >But like all JRPG characters, he's can still get stabbed. so could a farmer with a shotgun beat him?
>>185005 Only if his guard is down.
>>185002 TBF Dante also didn't seem to be trying all that hard.
>>185002 He's the only main character (of the top of my head anyways) whose basic attack is just fucking punching the enemy demon. That said, he's both; some of his big moves in his boss fights are physical, but most are magical if I remember right.
>>185000 Looking at the CYOA subreddit, and apparently he started working on an update five days ago. Neat. Looks like he's changing the name of the Academic class to Magician, and adding in divine patrons
>>184971 Quick question about The Fool perk. Would working as a Ripperdoc and doing difficult operations work to earn EXP?
>>185004 Thats fair >>185007 I mean he needs some demon friends. >>185008 Fair enough thanks
>>184984 You can get one in Collared Colonization with the aid of a toggle to turn the furries into elves.
>>185010 Yeah.
>>185013 Well that settles things, thanks.
>>184996 A woman?
>>184984 world of lewd elves literally has a village of elves as an item purchase. However, they're amazionian muscle mommy elves. I think reddit also has a jump for that one setting by Aoi Nagasa about lewd elves that need a "messiah" to come and impregnate all of them.
>>185011 The real fuckery is that he's usually portrayed as being immune to almost fucking everything. The exact degree varies between his various boss fights, but sometimes he's just fucking immune to everything but Almighty.
>>185017 He also doesn't like bullets most of the time for some reason.
>>185001 Preferably the former, but if people want to talk about what Jumps they may or may not have coming then who am I to stop them?
>>185018 Oh thats easy in smt bullet is an element
>>185018 It's because bullets weren't a thing he had to deal with in his game. He's immune to everything except damage types he hasn't been exposed to
>>185000 >>185009 He/She's wanted to do one for a while, but had a kid iirc.
>>185018 Yeah, he doesn't Null guns which is amusing.
Why would you/who would willingly choose to become a literal demon?
>>185024 Which variety of demon?
>>185024 >you/who I'm Tom Baker?
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I don't know if anyone else saw, but the new Mega Lucario dropped, I don't know what this thing is or what it's supposed to be
>>185024 Demi-Fiend's entire story in 3 is basically him just walking around having no clue what the hell is even going on while politely fulfilling random stranger's requests while everyone vagueposts at him about cosmic ideological wars. I'm convinced he has no clue what's even happening and is just rolling with the punches.
>>185027 I fucking hate it.
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>>185024 Depends on the demon.
>>185027 Looks like a low effort palworld ripoff.
>>185027 They really need to shutter Gamefreak man
>>185023 nta but I think it's kind of funny that physical damage and "gun" damage are considered different things in SMT. >>185024 I'd be willing to become a (male) Devil in High School DxD because they're basically just superior humans with no real downside except a vulnerability to 'light' element attacks which humans weren't immune to anyway.
>>185031 Down to the shaders, now that you mention it.
>>185027 Someone kill it.
>>185026 You're Tanikawa Yuzu.
>>185027 The good news is the existing Mega Lucario is pretty good as a design already.
>>185027 The new markings are kind of neat, but the new tentacles look terrible, and so do the old tentacles they've changed to look kind of like hot dogs.
>>185030 Based on the design, I was going to ask, "This is from furry bara porn, innit?" Then I saw the name, which removed all doubt.
>>185027 Palworld ass Hatsune Miku ass Rastafarian ass Kangz ass Lucario
>>185027 Wait, what the fuck is up with its knees? One of them is Digitigrade but the raised one just looks like a human one?
>>185024 Did you read the Genesis jump?
>>185027 Is it supposed to look like a shark?
>>185042 Gene finished the Bible jump?
>>185024 Hot, immortal, magic powers, invariably enjoyable intercourse, not being a (direct) prop for an upjumped Demiurge’s solipsism.
>>184999 It was a fun read!
>>185024 If I am to be regarded as a devil anyway, why not become one?
>>185047 >If I am to be regarded as a devil anyway, why not become one? Why not become a JRPG god instead? Same thing but better looking until the final phase then you become more or less the same amount of uggo.
>>185047 You can wear a hat without punching holes in it.
>>185039 It's from Kings of Hell, so about as close to furry bara porn as you can get without full-blown dicks and cum everywhere, yeah.
>>185041 Just classic Pokemon Company things.
>>184996 >pet mercenary I feel these terms are contradictory. How can you be a merc and also be on stable employment for a megacorp? At that point, are you actually a merc?
>>185053 Because nobody wants to call Atom smasher or whatever a mall cop.
>>184972 There might be a chance that someone will pick up one of these jumps. It's not like there are no jumpmakers that tackle requests.
>>185046 Yeah I enjoyed it.
>>185003 There's a quirk that lets you power-up people based on how much you love them. There's another quirk that lets you summon an iron man-esque suit from nothing. And there's another that lets you produce and inject people with a drug that turns them into monsters. Do any of those work?
>>185053 Is it really any different from how in armored core you can follow specific companies lines and it locks you out of others?
>>185015 What? >>185053 Honestly if all his ware is arasaka stuff, at this point he really is pretty much just working for them directly than on any kind of long term contract. But like, who yhe fuck is gonna tell smasher that to his face? Beyond the insulting, I don't think he cares so long as he gets to kill.
>>185027 Oh hey it stole Zeraora's fur.
>>185053 Have you not heard of companies like Blackwater?
>>185058 No, but I would say that you aren't really a merc at that point either. You can't change employer, so...
>>185057 Maybe something like, Love, Compress, and the iron man suit to make a materia quirk.
>>185059 Oh hey, you are back. I hope all is well with you, friend.
I think I might want to try my Fairy Chain idea again. If only because I just realized that I never considered the hilarity that could come with a Jumper that is canonically less than a foot tall, down to their bodymod. It's honestly starting to weird me out that no matter how many times I repeatedly fail to restart it, my brain always circles back as soon as my next Chain idea loses steam or fails to start at all. Like there's some part of my brain that tells me this concept is the one my heart truly belongs to, no matter how many times my brain tries to forget it. What the actual fuck am I talking about?
>>185065 Nigga, is you on weed again?
>>185065 Do your fairies wear boots?
>>185027 Between this and Korrina's design, I'm starting to worry if Pokemon's hyperspace isn't just their equivalent of 40k's Warp...
>>185068 I don't understand the joke and/or question.
>>185065 Yep, its how I keep falling into the necromancy and death god trap.
>>185033 god I wanna fuck Rias and Xenovia. I should go write more of that stupid fic I was working on
>>185070 Fairies wear boots, you gotta believe me! See >>185072
>>185069 Damn, and her design was so good before. At least they had one decent (re)design.
>>185072 That's Black Sabbath? I've never heard their music but I expected something a lot more intense from a name like that.
>>185076 >I've never heard their music Nigga how.
>>185075 they made korrina black?
>>185077 Gene is younger than most people here.
>>185078 No, that's Emma.
>>185078 That's not Korrina, that's Emma from the X&Y post-game story.
>>185076 Metal hadn't even been codified yet, they were one of, if not the, first.
>>185079 I'm pretty sure Gene and I are about the same age, and everyone I knew heard Black Sabbath.
>>185075 Korinna looks fine
>>185076 >I've never heard their music https://youtu.be/nUb0QaDjP78
>>185084 She looks like a hippie/wiccan ho/slaanesh worshipper.
>>185083 Isn't Gene in his early 20s? Depending on the crowd you hang out with, there's a good chance they would never have listened to Black Sabbath. Heavy metal wasn't as popular in the 2010s compared to back in the 80s when we were kids.
>>185086 Why is she wearing booty shorts over regular shorts
Am I misremembering, or was there a perk that let inactive companions staff jump-bought properties that you own?
>>185088 Same reason she's wearing like a dozen mega stones in addition to a key stone despite a team only being 6 'mons?
>>185077 I just never sought out that music. I've probably heard a bit of it unknowingly, I wouldn't have thought to connect them to a band named "Black Sabbath". >>185087 I never really talked music with my friends.
>>185086 Who the fuck let the Z-A designers design anything?
>>185090 I haven't played ZA but that makes sense because in XY she was the successor to the Mega Evolution guru guy.
>>185086 MFer, this just looks like a normal JRPG character design. I understand that Pokemon is disappointing these days because it's just been churning the shit out like its a factory line making chinese imitations of itself instead of the original billion dollar franchise, but seriously you're complaining about nothing this time.
>>185094 >this just looks like a normal JRPG character design First off no it doesnt. Second off nintendo is never going to love you back.
>>185086 She's going to Mega Evolve a small army at some point to have all her stones light up, isn't she?
>>185086 No matter how many Mega Stones she collects, she will never be able to Mega Evolve her boobs.
Also wasnt it established that mega evolution was literally torture to your pokemon?
>>185098 Maybe they're just kinky like that and don't mind? They do love fighting according to the lore.
>>185098 My best understanding is that they've retconned the Gen 7 Mega Evolution dex entries to be about Rogue Mega Evolutions or the kinds of things that happen if you and your Pokemon don't have a strong enough bond to use it properly, possibly with a little bit of exaggeration from either Alolans trusting Z-Moves more than Megas, your Rotom Dex (which is literally powered by a mischievous ghost), or both.
>>185093 >I haven't played ZA Likewise, but I at least gave some vids a look and my brain is slowly melting at entirely too many implications they glossed over that have nothing to do with the events of the game itself as they currently stand pre-DLC. Unfortunately, they ended the base game by very flatly saying the longevity granted by the ultimate weapon is still finite; and another line seems to cement 3000 as the magic number. On that note, will the related perk still function as initially designed?
>>185101 I haven't decided what to do with ZA stuff yet. I don't know how long it will be before I am able to get a Switch 2. Sorry for the trouble.
>>185086 honestly from what I recall of her personality this is 100% something she'd wear
>>185089 Rather than a perk that's usually something that's mentioned directly in a properties description.
>>185098 Korrina spends her town's story part in XY trying to make you go on dates with one of her Lucario that fell in love with you at first sight or something and ends it with a Mega Evolution double date fight on a clocktower before the Gym battle.
>>185105 So its literally furry slash fics
Should I make a tomb kings build or a necron build for tinyhammer?
>>185105 >Korrina spends her town's story part in XY trying to make you go on dates with one of her Lucario that fell in love with you at first sight That sounds like bullshit. Mind you the last game I played was Ruby, but still, that can't be right. It's too based to be real.
>>185098 Not really, no. There are some dex entries for specific Megas (IIRC mostly ORAS ones) that state that their form is painful. There is also the anime where it can be if you don't have a proper bond. If you look at basically all the ZA/new promo stuff with Megas it is all presented as super wholesome and cool. >>185105 That's certainly a way to describe it, but I don't think it is a normal read of the events.
>>185104 okay, know any properties that do that?
>>185102 You're not missing much from what I've seen. Only bringing it up because the game decided to get cute and say it happened 5 years after the events of X/Y (and everything else we've seen in the series has since concluded as well), meaning that Gens 7 through 9 happen in a nonstop conga line of sky-darkening doomsdays pretty much back to back (annually) starting about 2 years from the first look at Kalos through to just before this next one also in Kalos continuing the proud tradition of nearly dropping a shining star of fathomless destruction on the local population hub because the goddamned Rotom Phones of all things are the clearest indication of when anything outside Alola might be happening...
>>185107 Tomb Kings feels more in theme to toys magically coming to life.
>>185077 I've heard of Black Sabbath but never really listened to them. Though I have listened to death metal and other shit like that just for the sake of it.
>>185107 Tomb Kings. Such is the power of mighty Settra the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The etc, etc, etc.
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Do we have a Zootopia jump? Just found out about this guy and I already want to save him.
>>185112 >>185114 The jump does have options to give them all the powers they would normally have for their faction, could learn a lot from some tiny skeletons
>>185115 Yeah.
>>185115 Yes but it's based off the 1st one
>>185027 It's pretty garbage, yeah.
>>185117 >>185118 >>185119 Great. Saving him, forcing (politely coercing) him to join the Ordo, and making him a Blood Occultist. His family will be quietly fed to a Quibungo without his knowledge.
>>185121 Whats his deal and why do you hate his family
>>185108 >that can't be right. It's too based to be real. nta, but it is a plausible if uncharitable read of the situation. Korrina's one Lucario just kinda rolls up on you because it likes your vibe or something, so she gets a little tsun because her Lucarios are normally kinda grumpy cat about strangers. You then proceed to beat her in a street fight, eventually bust up into the gym and give her a smackdown on the mat, and because she really loves those salty runbacks - you get what may as well be a strugglefuck on the veranda wherein that Lucario who was making eyes at you from a while back admits (You) are the alpha in this pack and cozies up to you so it can mega evolve. The other Lucario that's been following Korrina during the X/Y game later gets gifted to AZ who in turn bequeaths it to Z-A's protag after it does something similar and decides protag-kun/chan is more fun than some ancient ass fossil who's already got his own bitty who can and will definitely dog walk him if he tries to pull rank... She's clearly already nuked fools for less, after all. Also, pretty sure because of how gift/trade pokemon were changed to have some set traits as of Gen 5 onward, both of the Lucario in question are male.
>>184953 >Freakazoid >The Tick >Mighty Max >Dispatch >DCeased >Marvel Zombies >DC of all me die >DC in the fantasy world
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>>185107 Technically, you should pick Necrons because they're free, as opposed to Tomb Kings (or Ossiarch Bonereapers) which would cost as much as a custom set of Eggman Empire minis by RAW. This is because the free option specifies 40K, rather than Warhammer in general. Yes I am slightly annoyed by this, why do you ask?
>>185122 >Whats his deal Heavily abused daddy issues lynx stuck in a horrifically abusive corriot family where his siblings treat him like absolute dogshit and his dad is somehow astronomically worse by orders of magnitude. Every terrible thing he ever does is because he's been mentally broken by years of abuse and is desperate for his family's approval by any means necessary, even if it means turning himself into something exactly like them. And it doesn't even work in the end because it's made blatantly clear by the end that he was always set up to be their fall guy for all the shit they pulled in the film, so he was never going to get their love. He was just a tool to be used up and discarded. So not only deeply relatable (barring the filthy rich part) to me, but also heavily traumatized and someone the dumb-as-rocks internet is already quick to be labeling as Literal Hitler = someone I want to save. >and why do you hate his family Even ignoring all of the above, they're a heavily corrupt old money family with deep pockets who are also committing a slandering and full-blown hate campaign against reptile/snake anthros in Zootopia who are perfectly willing to sell out the 'runt' of the litter to guarantee their schemes go through. Like, MAYBE if his siblings have any spark of redemption they could be spared but that's a longshot. And Milton Lynxley just flat out needs to die pronto.
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>>185125 Lewd things must be done to these pokes.
>>185063 >A materia quirk Now I'm picture something like Compress+Copy to get the power to turn people into spheres and use their powers.
>>185124 >Mighty Max I'd never have heard of this toy if not for a comic also involving Polly Pocket I read once upon a time.
>>185127 Please do not.
>>185130 The more you tell Nyanko not to, the more determined he is to do it.
>>185132 >Lapras I do not understand the people that want to lewd Lapras
>>185133 My best guess is it's the eyes and personality. Not quite enough for me, mind you, but that's my guess. Some Pokemon I completely understand because Game Freak knew exactly what they were doing. Lopunny (based on Playboy bunnies), Tsareena (they stop just short of outright calling her a dominatrix), Liligant (that's just a plant lady), Froslass (yuki-onna strats), Pheromosa (Lusamine modeled her own appearance on that roach for a reason), Salazzle (the closest thing Pokemon has to a succubus), that set. I don't include Gardevoir here because that one at least has plausible deniability, but the rest? They knew what they were doing. Others, though, I can only guess at, or even don't understand at all.
>>185136 I like the tomboy soccer bunny
>>185136 >I don't include Gardevoir here because that one at least has plausible deniability As someone with a crippling Gardevoir addiction, I include them.
>>185138 Don't forget, her trainer makes her sleep on a pet bed
>>185133 Like Nyanko said, I think it's because Lapras has huge mom energy that I really can't explain
>>185137 Cinderace does go in the "yeah, furries will love this" tier, but not in the "you knew exactly what you were doing, Game Freak" tier.
>>185139 Pokémon Sleep established that Gardevoirs like to sleep sitting like that.
>>185136 >Salazzle (the closest thing Pokemon has to a succubus), I do not understand the lizard lust or why people find it sexy >Others, though, I can only guess at, or even don't understand at all. Koffing has rule34 and that makes me sad
>>185140 She's a very gentle pokemon that loves carrying people around AND has a wonderful singing voice. Definite mom energy. 10/10, would recommend having a nice nap on her shell while she sings lullabies to you
>>185139 Her trainer has yet to be awoken to the realization that man and pokemon aren't so different after all.
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>>185143 >I do not understand the lizard lust Canonical mind-control pheromones that work on males of any species (I am completely serious about this), sultry default expression (I am completely serious about this), and the overall shape is very conventionally feminine (very wide hips, belly markings imitate a leotard with exposed cleavage, thick thighs, I am completely serious about this). This isn't just furries being furries, the designer knew exactly what they were doing here.
>>185146 Also they canonically gather up harems of enslaved males.
>>185146 I thought their pheromones just worked on male Salandit.
>>185148 No, the pokedex talks about trainers going missing after they evolve into these things. But I still do not see the attractions people find for it. A lizard is not sexy.
>>185148 Their pheromones are gathered up and diluted to make extremely potent perfume, so...
>>185148 The official Sun and Moon website specifically said that it affects humans https://web.archive.org/web/20170509113258mp_/http://www.pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-us/pokemon/salandit/
>>185146 do they count as lolis?
>>185148 Could've sworn I saw something on the official website saying otherwise, but nothing I can find now mentions anything but Salandit. But the pheromones are also diluted to make perfumes, and the Scarlet dex entry separately mentions that it " makes its opponents light-headed with poisonous gas, then captivates them with alluring movements to turn them into loyal servants."
>>185146 Shitty defenses and a quad ground weakness means she dies if you throw mud at her though.
>>185152 They do not.
You know, there really should be male Salazzle. Like, the only reason Male Salandit can't evolve is because they're malnourished from giving the females all their food. A male born in captivity and raised away from any females should be able to evolve
>>185154 mud wrestling bait
>>185151 You can't make this shit up.
>>185156 >A male born in captivity and raised away from any females should be able to evolve It'll evolve into the most femmy femboy Salazzle ever imagined, all but indistinguishable from female.
>>185128 That could also work.
>>185156 Maybe, but if this has never been observed, perhaps copies of whatever gene may have once allowed male Salandit to evolve simply stopped being passed on some time ago.
>>185161 Or maybe Arceus is just being a kinky bitch again.
Hey Gene, would the Heart Matter perk in your Kirby jump be able to purify something like the Master Crown?
>>185162 I am reluctant to believe that The Original One would be so worldly, even if many of the Thousand-Armed-One's creations are, but perhaps I am imposing ideas of dignity on Almighty based on its station rather than its (inscrutable) character.
>>185155 >3'11" >1.2 m they could
>>185162 >The universe was created by a human-fucker Despite technically not being canon, they obviously decided against the concept since it's only in confidential production logs, this has still done immeasurable damage to the fandom.
>>185164 Counterpoint: she literally gaslit a guy into fucking her so she could get pregnant with Space and Time. >B-but she was totally injured and stuff! Bullshit, this was literally before existence was a thing. Space and time weren't things, she could've effortlessly just reworked things to her benefit. But no, she defined existence just enough to make a human so she could take his cock.
>>185167 how did a human exist before space and time?
>>185168 Arceus was horny.
>>185135 WTF I was just watching Crelly clips What did you do in Vtuber Slice of Life?
perks that would make me really good at creating flowcharts?
>>185164 >I am reluctant to believe that The Original One would be so worldly Also consider this: Arceus created the world. If she wasn't worldy, the world would not exist as it is.
>>185170 I always go for being a loli NEET Girlfailure VTuber myself, streaming out of the box item as a way to make money for ramen.
>>185171 You can probably make a technique for that in one of the Naruto jumps.
If Arceus made the world and all its creatures from the shattered remains of the ancient titans, clearly she made humanity from some titan's genitals. Heck, she could've created humanity as basically divine dildos based off of the remains and imprints of titan schlong and vagoo
>>185168 Mythology logic. I feel like there are a lot of stories that go something like: >Once upon a time there was a guy >Then a god did something >And that's how [fundamental force] came to be Like, you don't ask how life worked before a god accidentally set all his alcohol on fire and created the sun, or what birds did before they asked the sky for wings. You just accept that things were different and move on with your life.
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>>185174 ironic, I'm making a Naruto jump...and I am also making the flowchart while doing so.
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>>185172 Regigigas and his dead bros are therefore the least worldly of all Pokemon, since they were pretty upset about how the world stopped being formless chaos.
>>185179 I wonder if there's a Normal-type Regi, beyond Gigas.
>>185171 Fuck, I know I've seen one for being able to make elaborate presentations on demand for doing exposition with, complete with summoning up visual aids. I've read it like a dozen times! I can't for the life of me remember what jump it's from The jump had a perk for summoning a dude that'd put hats on people's heads
>>185180 Probably not, -gigas makes it kind of unnecessary.
>>185156 >Salazzle appears to be based on a salamander—both the poisonous real kind and the fire-associated mythical kind—and lizards of the Teiidae family, also known as "whiptails". Certain whiptail species have a mostly female population, some species even being female exclusive, one of which is the New Mexico whiptail. It may also be partially based on fire belly newts. >Additionally, it may be inspired by the mo'o, a mythical dragon-like lizard of Hawaiian myth. Generally, mo'o are depicted as large female lizards, which have scales that are black as night, and which would shape-shift into seductive women to devour men. They would also appear when fire was lit near or around their dwellings. >Salazzle may be a combination of salamander and dazzle or sizzle. >Ennewt may be a combination of 炎 en (flame) or 艶 en (bewitching) and newt. The game was rigged from the start. They're going the way of the mo'o whiptail dodo.
>>185181 You are thinking of El Goonish Shive.
>>185181 >>185184 thank you, now to manifest a perk in real life
Never forget: Jumpchain was born of Pokefuckers. To Pokefucking we shall always return.
>>185179 I feel like Regigigas when I'm jumpmaking some days. Can't get it going.
>>185186 sometimes I think of you like a grandma for us, then you do things like this...and I still think you're a grandma, but a REALLY horny one.
>>185188 You are confusing Nyanko with Valk. Nyanko is just a horny autist.
>>185188 Listen to this man >>185189, he speaks wisdom.
>>185189 Is it not Nyanko who likes to bake/cook and post their stuff here?
>>185191 No, that's Valky.
>>185192 yikes, embarassing You're just the horny gremlin then.
>>185193 Correct, you get it now.
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>>185186 Never forget your Digifucking
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>>185195 It's a pokefucker's life for me.
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>>185195 Someone here would probably try to fuck this.
>>184840 Depends. How much do they cost? >>184905 Odd answer: latter is a more developed but the former doesn't cause issues if you survive the initial process. Spartan Time is comparable to lower level sandevistans in terms of mental boost but the latter somehow makes you actually faster when its supposed to be a mental thing. Cyberunk's augments are superior in terms of mass production models except in terms of stability. I'll take the time to point out that 2077 and Edgerunners are vastly different in tone and output compared to the tabletop. David's sandy is cutting edge while V is a chrome demigod due to the chip. Most people can't handle that much chrome or get the same levels of performance out of it. Ultimately I'd expect more stability from Halo's cybernetics in terms of results than Cyberpunk's. >>184953 Arknights.
>>185170 I always forget that exists. I have to visit sometime.
What's going on in your chains?
>>185200 Currently in RWBY, teaching hunters how to use Aura like a Lucario
>>185200 Waiting out his decade in the SCPverse by sitting in containment.
>>185200 I'm idly making plans for My Hero Academia, tempted to take companions but not sure who or why. Might make a list like I did with Street Fighter and do a long roll down of various characters to see if there's any inherent affinity. Jumper's infiltrating as a hero school kid, but I also have some villainous charisma going for me from some older perks so I might get recruitment offers like Bakugo did. Still trying to figure out what this background's mom is like first though.
Speaking of MHA does anyone have that quirk where the user burns themselves to get stronger and it's like Kaioken, because that was really cool and I wanna steal it
>>185200 I stole some really cool armor from fascists. While working with them, of course.
>>185196 I have seen Pokemon and do not think I would fuck them any time soon. They are too much like animals and pets to be sexy. And I really do not like telepaths >>185200 Was looking over my chain and thinking up ideas. Then saw the X-Men Movies jump and was wondering if it might be worth it to take up the drawback to be stuck in Days of Future Past. I don;t know how bad that would be as I never watched those movies.
>>185126 >So not only deeply relatable (barring the filthy rich part) to me, but also heavily traumatized and someone the dumb-as-rocks internet is already quick to be labeling as Literal Hitler = someone I want to save. I put him in a similar category as Nui. In that they’re people who had the potential to be normal/decent people, but their family situation rendered that outcome nigh-impossible. It’s just, Nui is on the far, far end of that spectrum where the Lynxleys’ seem functional and socially adaptive by comparison, whereas Pawbert is very clearly damaged, he still arguably understands that what he’s doing is wrong, he just cares more about out his family’s approval than being morally right. So he’s a lot easier to rehabilitate than someone like Nui, but is also more culpable for his actions. So I’d put him around Zuko-tier.
>>185206 >I don;t know how bad that would be as I never watched those movies. Are you stuck in the future? If so, then that is extremely bad.The Sentinels hunt down anyone with even the genetic potential to be a mutant, and can adapt to any mutant power.
>>185200 Bookkeeping for my time in The Free Universe. After that, not sure where I'm going other than places where ghosts are a thing.
>>185208 Yeah, the drawback is stuck int hat bad future. I do not know if they are sapient enough to be reasoned with that jumper is just an alien and not a mutant. That is why he has powers. If not then it might just be all running and screaming. >and can adapt to any mutant power. How the hell did someone build a robot that can do that?
>>185195 >2nd pic My good lady, please calm your tits
>>185187 Never forget that Legends Arceus, a game where Abilities otherwise didn't exist, still gave him Slow Start.
>>185211 The sag is heavy with this one and she knows what the fans like.
>>185211 Those aren't tits, they're inksacs. She needs the inksac to be above her head to get enough pressure for a good ink spray
>>185203 OC companion with tier 3 10t.
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>>185214 Canonically, that is how it works in Splatoon and why females tun their society They naturally produce more ink and store it in their chest sacks. Those are not tits.
>>185200 Trying to decide whether or not to just invade the Lands Between with an advanced army GATE style >>185205 Understandable, Fascists tend to have amazing armor swag, and its a shame it usually dies out when they inevitably do. Such a shame that modern militaries don't dress up in the Baus style anymore. Its all short jackets and digital fatigues
I never perceived Pikachu as having fur until Detective Pikachu rendered it that way. I always had the impression it was smooth and rubbery, like American "cheese."
>>185216 >Canonically Your penis does not decide what's canon.
>>185218 Considering the squash an stretch faces Pikachu makes in the anime sometimes, I don't blame you for thinking that.
>>185219 It is part of the lore scrolls in the games and one of the interviews with the game director. >>185218 Many furries think that way. They forget there is real fur.
>>185216 All I know is I have spilled so much ink to Marina. Such a shame she has a case of the lesbians. Shiver and Frye have grown on my though, though having Big Man as the third wheel feels awkward.
>>185216 That'd be more believable if there was even the slightest hint of anyone at all running their society. Or if there was even a single Inkling or Octoling that had actual breasts
>>185222 >Marina. >lesbian Dude, have you seen her thirst for meeting a human. Just roll in and show them all what a human can do...Then complain that they are all hyper ass kids on way too much sugar.
>>185223 >the slightest hint of anyone at all running their society I think I heard someone say once that those blue jellyfish things run society. They let the inklings do whatever they want because they find it entertaining.
>>185218 You don't say?
>>185210 >How the hell did someone build a robot that can do that? Mystique's DNA
>>185226 What's with all the bologna?
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Reminder you can enslave people through dept and just beating them THAT HARD in Pokemon battles and the government is completely fine with you doing that. Also if you complain about your city being flooded for foreign pokemon then you're a filthy chud who needs to get beaten (in a pokemon battle) by the previously mentioned dept slaves.
>>185228 Maybe he's in sales?
Does the Worm world have Endbringer insurance or do they assume if you run into one of those things you're 100% dead?
>>185229 I'm going to waltz up to Pokemon France with the most fucking unfair lvl 100 smogon team.
>>185227 Since when was she able to copy powers? I thought that was her limit, Which is weird because she can copy DNA and even go full man and impregnate other women.
>>185222 I think Shiver might be the hottest of the six. I like Marie more than Callie as a character, but Callie is somehow sexier. Marina and Pearl are dynamite together. I think I wound up preferring Pearl somehow, as much as I didn't get her at all early on. Frye is my least favorite but she gets good art too.
>Inklings are anarcho capitalists >Octarians/Octolings are Fascists >Salmonids are loosely affiliated tribals >Mr Grizz runs a Megacorp >Tartar runs a suicide cult Man, Splatoon world is crazy
>>185229 Of course the fairy in the plantation house has her very own pet House Drigger
>>185225 Splatoon's jellyfish are weird as fuck. WOG is that the fuckers have a collective consciousness. They also have a weird mentality where they only do something if doing that something is their goal. So if they DID run society then they wouldn't actually care about what the Inklings themselves are doing, since that'd be irrelevant to their goal of running society >>185216 Inkling biology isn't something that's elaborated on much, but absolutely nothing you said is true Inklings are heavily implied to literally be made of their Ink
>>185235 You forgot that the little jellyfish people are a hivemind pretending to be individuals while they observe Inkling society out of alien amusement.
>>185200 I'm finalizing my InFAMOUS build by writefagging a document that's essentially a top secret D.U.P. file on Jumper's in-universe identity. Since Jumper is a vampire, I'm having a lot of fun making the D.U.P. autistically refuse to accept that Jumper is just blatantly a supernatural being and instead they're doing Olympic level mental gymnastics to quantify it all as Conduit bullshit.
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>>185237 >Inklings are heavily implied to literally be made of their Ink That means they have no tits, just ink sacks
>>185238 >>185235 Its basically a Stellaris game's worth of societies
>>185237 If I remember right it isn't that they only pursue things based on valuable objectives, but they also pantomime individuality out of alien aesthetic preferences. Like, they view it as a form of performance art to pretend to be families walking through town. It's fucked up.
>>185235 What would Mind Flayers add to the setting?
>>185231 Like, life insurance? I'm pretty sure they don't pay out for that, or else they'd be bankrupt.
>>185243 There aren't many brains to suck in that setting. The jellyfish annihilate them.
>>185243 They'd probably die out from starvation.
>>185243 Villain of the week that gets blown up at the end of a campaign like Mr Grizz was
>>185237 >Inkling biology isn't something that's elaborated on much Didn't the third game reveal that their bodies are composed of highly advanced tech? Humans living in an underground city created a material that showed what the viewer wanted to see, and they slathered it over the ceiling so they could see the sky. After they blew themselves up it leaked into the fish farms they were using to feed themselves, and it mutated into Inklings. The material being able to show different things is why Inklings can change color, and reflecting what people wanted to see also caused them to inherit humanity's dreams or something. I have not played the game, but that's what I gathered from /v/ threads.
>>185242 It's not quite as bad as that. Like, Jellyfish do pretend to be dating other Jellyfish as a performance art, and they consider the act of working as a form of performance too, but they do canonically have individuality and personalities. They've got that weird kind of hivemind where they're all individuals but have a voluntary shared collective consciousness between large groups.
>>185249 It's a mindhive rather than a hivemind. A collective of individual minds shared together across a hive.
>>185249 That is pretty much Mind Flayers too, actually. They're just also compelled to serve a giant brain monster. >>185245 >>185246 Pretty serious limitation, isn't it? They also need brains to reproduce, which should mean brains are too precious to use to make more Mind Flayers to compete with existing ones for food. They don't really... work, do they? That's just bad writing.
>>185222 >>185234 None of the characters in Splatoon are fappable.
>>185252 >None of the characters in Splatoon are fappable. They are if you turn on a fanon toggle.
>>185239 >autistically refuse to accept that Jumper is just blatantly a supernatural being and instead they're doing Olympic level mental gymnastics to quantify it all as Conduit bullshit I mean, Conduits can get up to some weird-ass shit that would seem blatantly magical if not for the fact that the worldbuilding arbitrarily declared them to be biological.
>>185253 Nah. Their "hair" is way too fucking weird.
>>185248 It was the crystals that was the material, similar to Houseki no Kuni's races
>>185239 Vampires are blatantly less weird than Conduits
>>185255 It does make you wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.
>>185258 >Tentacle genital hair I don't enjoy this mental image
>>185248 Nah. The sealife DID absorb the emotion granting crystals, but all they got out of it was the desire to see the surface and act like humans It was a combination of the human emotions in the crystals and whatever other crap was in the heavily polluted waters that led to their evolution
>>185258 That probably depends on their hairstyle, TBH.
>>185259 I do. It can caress your face when you eat one out or stroke your shaft when you enter her.
>>185251 I always liked the idea that they ate memories and psionic energy rather than brains directly. That way their feedings are kinda like a vampire where if they don't gorge themself the victim survives to be fed on again. Plus their long term victims start to taste stale which adds a reason for them to get new slaves who haven't grown up being fed on.
>>185231 I just looked it up, and its mentioned that Coil's businesses were struggling but still received insurance payments following the Endbringer attack.
>>185263 That does sound much better.
>>185264 I can't believe there was actually lore about that. Thanks dude
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I need suggestions for Extremely Fucked Up magical artifacts-specifically in that they are Extremely Fucked Up to make, not to use. There's some criteria for this. One, they have to be genuinely, horribly fucked up to make. Worse than a Philosopher's Stone from FMA; it can't be something that just costs lives, it has to be something that requires suffering, violation, sin, or some truly fucked up shit to happen during its creation. If the only cost is lives then it could theoretically be made with like a noble sacrifice or something; this has to be something no moral or even sane individual would ever condone, even under the worst circumstances. Two: this magical artifact has to be genuinely useful, to the point that if someone didn't know how it was made they wouldn't hesitate to use it and would think it's the most amazing thing ever. So useful that even if someone with morals knew how it was made, they'd still be deeply tempted due to its sheer utility and power. Those are my criteria: a creation method so deeply fucked up there is literally no way to rationally justify it, and power/utility so great that it remains tempting regardless. Can you guys suggest some ideas for me that fit those criteria/
>>185266 Wildbow thinks of everything, except how to write a decent sequel
>>185267 That's just the Omelas child.
>>185269 I need a magical artifact, not an individual.
>>185267 Anything made from Soulsteel from Exalted.
>>184860 convince him other superheroes have his back and can cover for him, so there's still someone out there when he's doing things for himself. Personally if I really wanted to allow him to be be happy I'd probably try to set up a team/organization of superheroes within the city he operates in and invite him in and then just help him out like giving him access to funds, equipment, information, cooperation with legal authorities and just people he can work with when the situation calls for it, while allowing him to keep his identity fully secret. Funds would probably easily be got if he allows use of his image for merchandise or does stuff like endorsements/advertisement. Its probably recency bias, but a group like the SDN in Dispatch where you could like an entire team in the background constantly coordinating the dozens of heroes that are on their payroll and dispatches them to emergencies fitting their skills alone or groups. Like really allow him to maximize his heroism without needing to sacrifice his privacy, financial security and all his time. Like just let it be a 9 to 5 he loves.
>>185271 Not exactly what I'm looking for; that's mostly a cost of lives/souls, which I explicitly said I'm not interested in.
>>185264 The idea that Coil in his civilian persona could get insurance companies to pay out for damage caused by Endbringer attacks is nothing short of proof that he is a cape. Noting short of outright superpowers could possibly account for an insurance company actually paying out for that sort of thing. >>185267 A lich's phylactery. Super duper fucked up to make but gives you an extremely hard to beat form of immortality. Not sure how you'd make a version that doesn't require a person to be undead or that could work for anyone but if you could then I imagine everyone would want one even if they knew what went into making them.
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I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN! I have 147 screenshots to go through before I can start filling in my WIP. The multiple playthroughs ended up being necessary, I would have gotten information wrong. >>184333 Heart eyes, pookie. >>184156 https://youtu.be/MN3x-kAbgFU?si=HJsD5jd0Pde4THRv >>184284 Made God bleed. >>185267 Gargoyles in the series I am doing a Jump for are made by petrifying a person, grinding that statue into dust, taking naturally mined crystals called Blood Crystals and fusing them into a sphere with that dust, building a body out of more bodies turned to dust and reforged into the desired shape, having the Blood Crystal Core inserted into that new stone body, and unpetrifying the whole thing. This can be used to transfer souls (called DNA) into a new, immortal body, give people new limbs, or create nearly invincible monsters. A gargoyle dragon requires the strongest Dragon Hunter who's nicknamed "Death" to kill it, because nobody could even pierce it. You can also make shapeshifters, krakens, or just preprogrammed people to overtake a country. But yeah, pretty easy immortality. One monster even uses a magic attack, so you can just give people magic.
>>185274 Honestly there's several ways to make a lich's phylactery without it being particularly fucked up, so I'm giving that one a pass. >>185275 Most of the fucked up part of that process comes at the cost of lives. Which is, again, explicitly not what I'm looking for.
>>185267 >A magical cure-all needle that heals sicknesses after being inserted into someone. The strength to which it can heal is proportionate to how ill it was used to make someone prior to it being imbued. At bare minimum you have to use it to give someone a wound and let it get infected. To cure more dangerous diseases, you have to give them massive infections in multiple areas of the body, or permanently cripple them in some way such as by damaging the nervous system >A salve that makes soil incredibly fertile, but the main ingredient is cutting off and boiling the top of a child's tongue, meaning they can never enjoy taste again. This must be done on an absurd scale in order to make an actually useful amount of soil fertile >A magical bag of stuffing that when buried at the entrance to a village will protect it from unnatural destruction and bring good fortune. It's made by killing a man in front of the dog he raised and leaving it to freak out over his body. After a while, you come back and lay out a plate of food. If the dog is depressed enough to not eat it and just lie down and die, then the food is ready to be put in the bag, whereupon it now works as advertised
>>185277 Now THESE are the fucked up magical artifacts I've been looking for!
>>185276 Nobody's volunteering to be turned to stone and then dust, be shaped into a monster or potentially magical trinket, computer, or whatever els quasi-stone-flesh contraption you can think of, while potentially maintaining their mind and soul, you retard.
>>185267 Time to bring out my inner edgelord: >Innocens: An jewel created from the complete and utter shattering of a truly righteous person, not something as base or simple as rape or torture but a complete unraveling of everything they've ever believed in, things like justice or family or love, such that they are completely consumed with rage and hate not just for the killers, but for the world itself, seeing the world as irredeemably evil for allowing such horror and sacrilege to occur to begin with. Their body gives out, unable to handle the stress, and their soul crystallizes from sheer rage, the result being an Innocens/ The jewel pulses and hums with this same righteous rage, an almost holy flame that burns away all evil, and since the world itself is evil in the 'eyes' of the Innocens, nothing is safe from its flames: all are burned regardless of nature or alignment as if they were an unholy being touched by a divine flame, the otherwise invincible or immune scorched by golden flames that lash out with endless rage, fortresses and armies brought to fiery ruin and nature itself undone. The user is, of course, also at risk, for the Innocens hates them, too. Back into the cage the edgelord goes.
>>185267 In DnD 3rd edition creating magic items costs xp one way to migitate the damge is using some of the fucked up ways in the Book of vile darkness like Agony/Liquid Pain, it's a drug that is extracted from people by using spells or magic devices over the course of 24 hours while they are intensely tortured, in addition to potent intoxicating effects it can also substitute 3 points of XP when crafting. A creature can only have as many doses of it extracted form them as much as they have Con stat(average person has around 10 while exceptional people like 18-20) Other methods involve things like sacrificing creatures to evil gods of 'dark craft points' that can be used in place of xp, with the potency explictly increasing with stuff like the sacrifice being conducted int he desecrated altar of a good god, the sacrifice being good, the sacrifice being pure/virginal, the sacrifice being a cleric of a different god, the sacrifice being tortrued, it having limbs eaten by demons before. That kind of stuff. Another thing is that souls of people can be stolen via magic and be burned up to substitute for 10 xp for crafting. Also worth noting that crafting powerful items takes a lot of xp, so a belt that allows the user to teleport 3 times per day for example, would cost 2000xp to craft, so to make something useful like that you'd have to find like dozens of people(preferably good people) extensively torture them to weeks while you extract their pain, then again torture and dismember them, before sacrificing them to an evil god and stealing their soul, denying them their righteous afterlife and burning it instead for power. Worth noting though that any of these acts make the resulting item literally have an evil aura.
>>185279 Someone, SOMEWHERE, absolutely would. More if an entire cult is somehow built around the process. Remember Dead Space; Unitologists willingly brought about the Necromorph apocalypse.
>>185278 Not what you asked for, but since you liked those I'll also repost some short magic spells/rituals I came up with asked for ideas for those too. Some of them are kind of fucked up and are kind of in line with those. >Cutting an earthworm open down the middle, pouring a small amount of your blood in it, and burying it. For a season, any crops grown there will taste like meat. >Scribing a short story in a journal using green ink/paint, then burning it in an open breeze. For a short ways away where the ashes/smoke blew, flowers will grow depicting the story. >Boil salamanders in originally cold water. Drinking the resulting water will switch your tolerance for heat and cold. >Pluck out an eye and smear it on a vertical surface, using the gore, retrace the image of eye horizontally, and an hourglass vertically. The one the eye is from will be able to see glimpses of the past from back in the earliest prehistoric age. >Impregnate/induce pregnancy in two women, one sickly and one healthy. Treat the sickly woman with cruelty, locked up an abused, while treating the healthy one with love such that she cherishes you. As birth draws near, bind the sickly woman to be immobile, and lead the healthy woman to her. Lethally cut out the healthy baby and sacrifice it over the sickly womb. The resulting child will have supernatural potential in strength and intellect, and will be magically loyal to you through its life. However, it will be an incorrigible sociopath incapable of empathizing with others. >Choose an area such as a city you want to target, and find four volcanic mountains in different cardinal directions away from it. Find what cultures claim them as territory. Note down the likenesses of five Gods from each culture, the fifth being a disdained figure such as a trickster God. Carve four human-sized figures from each culture to a total of sixteen. Toss one from each culture in each volcano. Then, carve the four figures representing the fifth from each culture, and (very quickly) place them bordering a single area such as a city. The four volcanos will now erupt, but everything from the smoke to the magma to the ashes and gasses will unnaturally beeline for the remaining figures, all four eruptions colliding on the single area.
>>185276 >Honestly there's several ways to make a lich's phylactery without it being particularly fucked up, so I'm giving that one a pass. Okay, how about the demi-lich version then? That requires stuffing the souls of people into gems you then decorate your teeth with.
>>185282 The inner edgelord had a really cool idea, bring it out again some time. >>185283 That's some good shit, thank you. >>185286 That's fucked up, but I don't see the utility of it.
>>185284 I think it is a testament to the misanthropy of the modern man that you think this.
>>185288 >This action will be painless and directly benefit my descendants and those I love Sounds exactly like something an elderly person at the end of their life would agree to.
>>185289 Then they're stuck as a agonized necklace or butt plug with locked-in syndrome untill molecular decay causes them to pass on in 100,000,000 million years. This potential for abuse is unlimited. I'm already thinking of how to pre-program artifacts to generate mana or use spells.
>>185207 Yeah, I really got that impression from his "I don't want to be different" scene - it's not that he was always evil, it's that he was always punished for NOT being evil. He was never good enough for his family, never callous enough, never cold enough. No doubt he was someone who was never as terrible as the rest and over time, he internalized that as the reason he was never given love rather than the Lynxley's just being flat out incapable of it. He doesn't yearn for being "different" anymore since being different is what he views as preventing him from getting his family's validation, so he decides he'll be exactly as terrible as the only people he's ever really known. It's actually pretty sobering because it's exactly how most absurd and broken kids turn out. Literal generational trauma and psychopathy. Pawbert probably could have turned out better if someone got to him early or even just a year or so before Zootopia 2, but by the time of the film he's so deeply internalized his family's abuse and hate that he views the only way to become 'loved' is to turn into an exact reflection of them in every way.
>>185287 Out of curiosity, what's this for? If you're planning this for a build or write-up, it'd be neat to see.
>>185292 Doing it for a write up, specifically my DBZ fanfic chain. That Jumper is an avid artificer and they have a habit of making lots of interesting and weird artifacts for the fun of it. I'm thinking of introducing an enemy somewhere in Elder Scrolls who's like a dark mirror to them-who happily makes truly incredible and amazing artifacts in the most fucked up ways purely for the sake of their art, achieving crafts that even Jumper would be curious and somewhat envious of but at the same time disgusting them with their actions. Still gotta finish rewriting a few things in that chain before I get to that though.
Essential lore screenshots.
>>185294 Are you watching a shooter game while playing an rpg?
>>185294 meow meow meow
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>>185295 Republic Commando is vital to my understanding niche, cross-IP h-game lore.
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>>185294 Reminds me of that cringe twitter/X gimmick account that pretends games like AC Shadows and Dragon Age Veilguard are good because you can pet le hecking doggo.
I've been binging BTAS lately and Batman really is the most plot armor character ever
>>185301 Does that have the Tibetan Monks?
>>185302 No, but it does have Batman eating shit on a regular basis only to be bailed out by someone else at the last second
>>185200 I will have to make build for I am the Sorcerer King for my newest chain but I can't decide between making sorcerer or alien build.
>>185304 He already has >>184947 thoughts on it.
>>185273 Nta but the tortured ghosts keep suffering in the soulsteel. If you want specifically something more brutal in the creation the millenium items were created by melding 99 humans in molten gold.
Where is the Honkai Star Rail jump?
>>185308 Oh, its in imaged. Thats weird.
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I've been doing this for too long.
>>185310 Take a break, nigga.
>>184872 Not buying the last game.
>>185126 >it’s literally white woman’s Beastars Well, alright then
>>184953 Venus Blood.
>>184900 Why is it that you aren't allowed to waifu a woman whose man is dead especially if they were never in a proper relationship?
>>185027 They got to be trolling at this point.
>>185027 Look how they massacred my boy...
>>185027 I've taken a second look at it, and I've come to a startling conclusion. This design is perfectly okay, had they not put that stupid fucking noodle on top of its head.
>>185318 ...Yeah, I'd agree with that. But the noodle makes it an instant -1/10
>>185318 Eh, the color make it look like shit too imho.
>>185168 She found a rare benign Awakened Human, clearly
>>185321 Those do, in fact, exist. Buddha is one apparently. And so is Jesus, I think it was said?
Good night dudes
>>185323 Good dudes night.
>>185323 Niiiight!
What exactly does the One Ring do that makes it so valuable besides being where Sauron dumped his power? What makes the other rings valuable?
>>185327 There's zero Drawbacks to destroying the MA >But- ZERO Z.E.R.O Z-E-R-0
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Should my jumper destroy the Mage Association in Fate? My jumper in Fate Zero is gonna summon Hassan of the fathomless Rift(True Assassin from Strange Fake), and the current plan is to resolve the Grail war early by taking out Zouken, Tokiomi, Kirei, The Einzbern(including Kiritusgu and especially Irisiviel) and also that serial killer. But when it came to Kayneth and his fiancee, I started to wonder if he should just taking out the entire Clocktower, like he couldn't get everybody but certainly take out the majority of the leadership and key members. Would it be worth doing? Or would it cause too much chaos with rogue mages.
>>185326 Magic
>>185326 Basically, and know that I'm a layperson who's not too read up on LOTR lore... First of all, keep in mind that magic/everything is always degrading in the LOTR veerse. This is just a function of metaphysics; what was once great will wither and lessen, and any power you expend now will be lost forever. The Rings in general are a way of combatting that lessening; they preserve things, allowing places like Lorien to stay mystical and protected long, long after it should've faded. This could also work on people, granting them immortality and preserving their riches/kingdoms/whatever...but there's a caveat there. Human souls want to disconnect and travel to the afterlife after a while, but the Rings hold them in place. So over time a human wearing a Ring (this doesn't apply to Elves or Dwarves, just humans) would essentially be "stretched out" and fade away until they became a Ring Wraith. The One Ring does all that stuff as well, of course, but it also does some even more remarkable stuff. It was the container of all of Sauron's power-and because the Rings preserve things, this meant that unlike literally everyone else in the world Sauron's power would never fade over time...so long as he had the Ring of course. Which meant he could do shit like mind control entire armies, project illusions, command anyone wearing a Ring, and other things. Oh yeah-the One Ring was also special in that it was a sort of "back door" into the other Rings of Power that let Sauron influence or even control anyone wearing a Ring of Power. The exception to this was Dwarves, who were just too stubborn to be controlled...though they could still be influenced, at least a little.
>>185331 Ah thats neat. Wonder if I should bring something to ignite a revival of magic in setting.
>>185332 Basically everyone's okay with magic/the world fading over time. Once everything breaks down there's gonna be a final war against Morgoth and then Eru's gonna recreate reality to be Truly Perfect without the flaws that Morgoth originally introduced.
>>185329 I would assassinate some of the more evil members while trying to enter it and reform it from the inside. The problem is human greed, wich isn't something we have a simple solution for.
Catwife.
>>185329 >Destroy the Mage Association Not possible with just that servant. Like, for sure he isn't taking on the Wandering Sea strongest, who are Age of Gods magi who can use authority-like magecraft and do stuff like living in different textures. Same thing for the strongest of each faction. He just doesn't really have the firepower to take those people down without suiciding himself at best. And even if he were to kill a lot of powerful people, that wouldn't really change things for the better? It would mostly just create a power vacuum and make other magi or supernatural beings (some like Dead Apostles who are more hostile to humanity) try to take over those power vacuums. See Fate/Apocrypha, which has open large scale magi wars because too many powerful magi died in the regular fake holy grails and nobody is even properly policing the masquerade anymore.
>>184971 Time: January 1st, 2073 Location: Badlands +50 CP Background: Ripperdoc Perks >Pacifisticuffs -50 CP >Well Sculpted -50 CP >Body -Free >Cool -Free >Intelligence -Free >Reflexes -Free >Technical Ability (Robotics) -Free >Adaptability -Free >Diabolist -100 CP >Netrunner -100 CP >Spinning Plates -100 CP >Made Special -200 CP >Ripper Doc -200 CP >Sorcerer -200 CP >The Fool -300 CP Items (+400 Item CP) >Cyberware -Free >Chatty Construct (Internal Nanoforge) -50 CP >Cybersuite -100 Item CP >Tools Of The Trade -100 Item CP >Moneymaker (Ripperdoc Clinic) -100 Item CP Drawbacks >TRIGGER +0 CP >V +0 CP >Familia Enhanced +600 CP >Zero Zero Zero +200 CP >Klepper +200 CP Cyberware Supplement (+1000 RP) >Extra RP: -800 CP, +1600 RP >Chrome (Hardened) -300 RP >Fashionware -Free >Sexual Cyberware -50 RP >Other (Biogenerator) -200 RP >Other (Internal Nanoforge) -500 RP >Neuroport -Free >Translation Package -50 RP >Ex-Disk -50 RP >Kerenzikov Boost System -50 RP >Quantum Tuner -100 RP
[Expand Post]>RAM Manager -50 RP >Self-ICE Enhanced -150 RP >Sandevistan Enhanced -300 RP >Cyberarms (Extra Arms) -Free >Cybereyes (Detection, UR/IR) -100 RP >Bionic Joints -50 RP >Epimorphic Skeleton -50 RP >Kerenzikov -50 RP >Neofiber -50 RP >Reflex Tuner -50 RP >Adrenaline Booster -50 RP >Second Heart -50 RP >Subdermal Armor (Defenzikov) -100 RP >Fortified Ankles -50 RP >Leeroy Ligament System -50 RP >Lynx Paws -50 RP >Reinforced Tendons -100 RP A preliminary build for Cyberpunk. The basics of being a Ripperdoc entering Night City are there, but there's a few key elements that I'm really interested in. The 500 RP Internal Nanoforge is basically a nanomachine hive that works to maintain and adjust my cyberware in real time-helped along by the built in AI (Chatty Construct) which also works to take care of me...in its own sassy way. And the Biogenerator is just a bit of support technology that acts to help charge and power the rest of my cybernetics, mechanically reducing all Cyberware cooldown by more than twice the amount the Quantum Tuner does. I didn't get a Cyberdeck, despite having all the skills and techniques needed to be an utter monster on the Net...but I did pick up a Netrunner Suite which lets me have an external Cyberdeck. Which I could probably connect to with my personal link. It's good enough for my purposes; I'm more concerned with developing cyberware and being a good ripperdoc, not playing havoc on the net. I'm mostly going to be using those netrunning skills to help program my cyberware to make it more effective and more easily integrate with the biology of a given patient, massively reducing risks of cyberpsychosis. I'm perpetually broke and constantly have to work to make a living, but that's just fine with me-it'll help me develop Experience and become a better Ripperdoc. As long as I can protect my family, I'm happy.
>>185334 Not sure it can be reformed. like at its core its basically the worst combination of feudalism and a crime syndicate. >>185336 >Not possible with just that servant dude he got EX rank presence concealment, sure he's not taking out everybody, but strong magecraft is not enough to protect you even if you have technically enough firepower to take him out if you were to hit him, like the ones that evade him would have to have real compatibility advantages like clairvoyance based abilities, knowledge of his weaknesses or some really obscure familiars that could protect them. >And even if he were to kill a lot of powerful people, that wouldn't really change things for the better? It would mostly just create a power vacuum and make other magi or supernatural beings (some like Dead Apostles who are more hostile to humanity) try to take over those power vacuums. I mean, thats the question I am aksing isn't it. I am not even sure if other organizations taking over the vaccuum would be a bad thing, like the ones we know have their own fare share of cruelties, but they're not on the level of the MA. >Apocrpyha not the same thing, the organization still fully exists, it just lacks a lot of members now shifting the power dynamics.
Which wod splats best corresponds to each exalt type?
>>185338 >Not sure it can be reformed. like at its core its basically the worst combination of feudalism and a crime syndicate. Tendentially it isn't like the clocktower order people to do atrocities, it's the individual magi who decide to do them, like Kirschtaria's parents trying to kill their child, Zouken, Atrium Galliasta and Heartless' students, as I was saying the problem isn't the organization, it's people being greedy, the association can be used by them to exploit others but it isn't inherently evil, and there are good magi. >dude he got EX rank presence concealment, sure he's not taking out everybody, but strong magecraft is not enough to protect you even if you have technically enough firepower to take him out if you were to hit him, like the ones that evade him would have to have real compatibility advantages like clairvoyance based abilities, knowledge of his weaknesses or some really obscure familiars that could protect them. Nta but the various association have people detached from time, precogs, reality marbles, and are groups, so they can collaborate if one foresee an assassin. A servant can do tons of damage, but won't be able to solo the association.
>>185340 >Tendentially it isn't like the clocktower order people to do atrocities it still has them build into it, like the entire power structure is essentially based around constant infighting, both among people in power, those trying to get power and even just trying to crush newcomers, not to mention that it does have stuff like slaves working in worshops and mines in masses beneath it in Albion, and it got the general policy of obligating memebers to kill any witnesses to magecraft despite memory modification being essentially a cantrip. >there are good magi Oh for sure, but its not like I am suggesting killing every member, just the majority of the leadership and key invididuals in the various departments, nobel families and factions so that the system cant continue. Among those good people can probably be counted on one hand. >Nta but the various association have people detached from time, precogs, reality marbles, and are groups, so they can collaborate if one foresee an assassin. maybe, I am still not entirely convinced, they really struggle a lot with working together and it would take a while for peopel to even notice that anything is wrong since Assassin can make death look like pretty much any cause, including accidents and diseases, and many members are holed up in their workshops where it would take a while for them being missing is even noticed. The main struggle I predict would be dealing with those who have methods to survive death.
>>185329 The clocktower is definitely bad but it's not the cause of the problem. The actual problem here, is the philosophy that like, 99% of the magi follow. Not all magi are there anyway. So destroying it will probably just make things more chaotic.
>>185341 I mean, the really bad scenario is that the Clocktower falls apart, magecraft gets exposed in Europe, and western magecraft then falls over and dies. At which point Dead Apostles have functionally free reign in Europe. Which has the potential to get really bad really fast.
>>185339 >Solars Mummy >Lunars Wofs >Sideral Mages >Abyssal Vampire >Infernal Demon
Destroying the human order is morally justified.
>>185343 The church would probably pick up the slack without the competition.
>>185033 It's always amazing to me how being a Devil is such an upgrade.
Mom is gonna have a combination of Chimera and Black Cat. Gonna look like a sheep girl for the most part (Head: Sheep / Body: Bat / Legs: Pronghorn / Tail: Snake), but then she'd have a transformation and start looking like Baphomet or some shit, which is also going to be the name of her Quirk. What is Black Cat doing? Well it's dulling the stats Chimera would be giving in return for providing some real fucked up qualities to the breath attack, essentially making it a combination of gravity and entropy that breaks down and shunts whatever is in line of fire. I like to think since she's a professional hero and trained and got really proficient with it she could probably do like Mina to tune it towards more gravity or destruction, or even reverse it into a tractor beam. By mixing that with my dad's quirk (Little Pompeii + Dust Bunny = Ash Angels) you end up with Pyroclatastrophe which is a word I made up because it sounds fun. Chimera's contributions have been diluted twice over now such that I mostly have no baseline extra stats and have a loose collection of animalistic traits in my base form. The focal point of the Quirk is in the breath attack; a pyroclastic flow of smoke, ash, and volcanic matter that's blazing hot, along with entropic effects and weight. Transformed state involves mild stat increases, more animalistic appearance, and stronger breath attack. Over all though, I'll probably slot it at Tier 2, with it overall being weaker than Chimera base in all regards, just with a more unique type of breath attack.
>>185033 >no real downside except a vulnerability to 'light' element attacks which humans weren't immune to anyway. nta but the light weakness also means you get tired in the sunlight, its especially intense early on but it never goes fully away. Also they got a weakness for Holy things like bibles, crosses and holy water and the like. If you're reincarnated there is also the whole baggage of essentially being a slave/low status individual until you can prove yourself extremely powerful and ascend the ranks.
What martial arts, besides any feline animal style, do you think would most fit a cat boy Jumper? For some reason Capoeira is the one that's coming to mind the most but i'm not 100% sold on that fitting him best.
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>>185024 ANTEDILUVIAN ART DECO but really nothing saying I have to be an evil man eating monster like the rest of the Watchers.
>>185024 Y'see that's my secret anon... I've always been a semen demon.
>>185030 This released into early access recently didn't it? Been waiting on it for years.
>>185348 >sheep girl for the most part (Head: Sheep / Body: Bat / Legs: Pronghorn / Tail: Snake that really sounds like a Succubsu set up. >>185350 I know you're looking for IRL ones, but in Elder scrolls they got some https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Claw-Dances
>>185346 The Church, as much as it likes to say otherwise, is still running on western magecraft. The throwing techniques and raw stats of Executors will probably stay the same, but they’re gonna loose a lot of their big guns.
>>185350 Open-hand striking is more of an Eastern thing, either Karate or Kung Fu, assuming you have claws.
>>185355 I dont see how that matters, the collapse of the clocktower wouldn't destroy western magecraft. And the church would still have the motivation of preserving secrecy in europe and hunt down rogue monsters and mages.
>>185350 >vid For as many ways that Forces fell short, shoutout to whoever told the sound director to do the opening fakeout in the final boss sequence because remembering that the music is part of the experience than proceeding to fuck with it is one of those cinematic things that really does add to the experience.
>>185354 Don't hit on my mom.
>>185354 >I know you're looking for IRL ones, but in Elder scrolls they got some Nah i'm happy to hear about any I could get during a chain and this is still an interesting read, thanks anon. >>185356 I'll look into to martial arts with open hand strikes in them, that's a good idea, thanks DeeDee. >>185358 Even if the rest of the game sucks the music in Sonic rarely if ever fails to knock it out of the park.
>>185313 Beastars is white woman's Beastars. And Paru's new manga is somehow even further beyond that.
How should Jumper deal with Slavers Bay in ASOIAF? They don't particularly want a slave economy, but letting the fuckers squat on his newly conquered clay milling about without direction as freemen who lack any real assets or value to his regime isn't something he wants as well. Exile?
>>185323 Night, WoL. >>185332 Don't do that - Eru and the Valar will probably not be amused. Pretty much everyone barring shitters like Melkor and Sauron are chill with the magic fading or degrading over time because those flaws only exist /because/ of Morgoth, and after the final battle where he is utterly destroyed, Eru will remake the Song to be perfect as it was intended to be. >>185353 Yep. Pretty fun.
>>185362 Maybe establish guilds/unions for the various trades they previously trained slaves in, set up some 'constitution' that guarantees basic rights and protections to the former slaves still working int he trades. Like a lot of the stuff they did are actually useful services, you need to train soldiers and people who make specialty goods like glass and dyes and clothes. What you dont need is parasitic rich guys owning the people who make that stuff.
>>185360 As for other animal styles, Dragon, Tiger, and Leopard or three of the five Shaolin animal styles, and they should all work with claws. Eagle isn't traditional as such, but it's a modern, practical version of older techniques. I researched this stuff myself because of another Jump, but unless you have a perk that makes martial srts greater than the sum of their parts, most of the stuff is for just looking fancy. The Forbidden Kingdom has a perk / generally allows for that. Dragon is one martial art used in the movie, and Jackie Chan breaks stone with it, as an example. But yeah, Karate and Kung Fu both have more practical uses, and kicks you could use with barefoot claws.
>>185363 >Don't do that - Eru and the Valar will probably not be amused. They can wait an extra decade or more till I'm done playing in the sandbox.
>>185363 >Eru will remake the Song to be perfect as it was intended to be. Didn't Tolkien say that world will eventually become like ours or something?
We finally know what awaits you if you actually use Just Let Go from Oasis of Fantasy. At least, if your name is Goetia. It turns you into a Grand Servant-level entity Specifically a Pretender able to spoof a Grand Caster (Solomon) Chaldean/Man of Chaldea/Chaldeaman turned out to be a reborn Flauros, although he insists on Chaldea referring to him as King Solomon because he took Solomon’s role and tried to act in accord with what he perceived to be his sense of morality to honor his passing and as a roundabout gesture of goodwill towards Chaldea despite his bad communication skills He can perform a smaller, non-planetbusting AAS even with merely one ring, do MUCH bigger and more powerful versions of conventional magecraft, briefly manifest Goetia’s demon king form or project what seems to be tendrils of demonic energy, and oh yeah-SUMMON OTHER GRAND SERVANTS IN BATTLE including “Grand Saber Lord Logres” who is straight up Saiba but nuder >>184676 It’s not my fault the blender is submissive and breedable.
>>185368 Goetia perk just got stronger I guess.
>>185176 >>185179 >The legendary giants are all sexless because God cut off/out their genitals and transmuted them into humans to fuck
>>185267 Sin Armannents from Desolate Era. The more you kill with them the stronger they get.
The big problem with jumping DBZ is that your mere presence disrupts the butterfly effect snowball rolling down a hill that is the plot of DBZ
>>185372 I just rule that I end up in Trunks' timeline.
I forgot, by the way, but King Kai's training actually was cracked. Goku only got to train with the dude for 88 days and got like super Saiyan level stronger compared to before he trained with him
>>185374 Psycho, he was still weaker than vegeta, in his travel toward namek he had a much more impressive growth in a much smaller amount of time.
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>>185368 But she has more clothes than normal?
>>185375 Yeah that's building off the training King Kai gave him though. And yeah Vegeta was stronger but Goku closed that gap from being weaker than Raditz via the training from King Kai.
>>185091 >I never really talked music with my friends. You should at least give Black Sabbath (the song from the album Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath) and Iron man a listen
>>185375 Technically he was stronger if you don't account for the tail, which was more of an incidental thing
>>185363 >Eru will remake the Song to be perfect as it was intended to be Hopefully without the fucking Valar this time considering that those incompetent fools have consistently and repeatedly failed at practically every task Eru ever set them to, have directly or indirectly caused basically everything wrong with Arda by their sheer incompetence, and are now sitting in Valinor sulking and letting everyone else clean up their fucking mess for them while Illuvatar has to personally hold the world together because the ones who should be doing it are too stupid to without annihilating all of existence in the process. The loss of magic might suck but to be honest it's worth ensuring that the fucking Valar stay in the Undying Lands where they belong and where their awful decisions are at least contained to only affecting somewhere else instead of the entire rest of existence like they've been doing since the dawn of time.
>>185378 >Yeah that's building off the training King Kai gave him though Eh, this is something extremely arguable. >>185380 No, he literally had a lower powerlevel and needed the kaio-ken to temporarily reach him.
>>185382 >needed the kaio-ken to temporarily reach him. Which he learnt from King Kai.
I still think its hillarious that the only secret to power in dragon ball is to make training more difficult. Like Roshi just gives you progressively heavier turtle shells while you do chores/work Korin just has you spar with him high up where the air is thin. Kami again just gives you weighted clothing hihg u pwith thin air, and he got a room where time passes differently with harsher temperature/thinner air and slightly higher gravity. with Kai its literally just chores/work again at 10x gravity. After that they mostly skip masters all together and just use artificial gravity chambers where they do relatively simple exercise under increasing pressure.
>>185384 Just like physical training in real life.
>>185368 Magic man strong
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>>185383 Yes, obviously, I'm not saying his training wasn't good, but he was still generally weaker than Vegeta, and in fact needed tons of people to beat him. I also simply don't take seriously "training" in dragonball, as it's mainly a way to randomly jump in powerlevels during the timsekips to give a false sense of growth.
>>185387 Does Solomon know Jacobs limbs?
>>185390 He could learn it with Clairvoyance. Goetia surely likes to get punchy.
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Should jumper make this in Jurassic Park? Would haters care if as result meat was available at like 1$/lb?
>>185392 Does the meat even taste good?
>>185344 >Infernal Kuei-jin
>>185392 Oh hey a Skaven female.
>>185393 it would taste like regular meat. Hell if you wanted you could literally recreate A5 Wagyu that way.
>>185386 I think anon is amazed because almost 100% of fights in the series end with beam attacks which one would not traditionally associate with pushups.
>>185396 I mean, it seems just like lab meat but with a larger body. If it doesn't have a brain, I guess not many people would complain if the quality of the meat is good and also cheap.
>>185367 No, their world becoming like ours is the progression of the Ages. The final battle with Morgoth coming back in for his salty runback and getting eternally BTFO'd forever and Eru remaking the Song takes place so far into the future that the changing of the Ages is entirely pointless as a measuring of when it will happen - literally, the only timeframe it is placed at is "The End of Arda".
>>185366 >Eru picks up and babyshakes anon outside of Arda until his decade is up and he's forced to leave
>>185398 >I mean, it seems just like lab meat lab meat is just cell cultures, this would actually be a fully grown organism with actual distinct body parts.
>>185399 There is literally no reason why Morgoth should be that strong after continuously diminishing anyway. And dagor dagorath was never hard canon in the first place
>>185401 But it really has no autonomy and only the basic brain functions to guide the other organs. It has no experiences, so it's pretty close to lab meat.
>>185402 >There is literally no reason why Morgoth should be that strong after continuously diminishing anyway. His rage and spite are JUST that strong. >And dagor dagorath was never hard canon in the first place Ah, the logic of a man who thinks stuff made by Tolkien "isn't hard canon". Guess we're relying on Rings of Power to /truly/ tell us the man's intent.
>>185403 I was more comparing it to the quality of the meat. As in Lab grown meat being just cell cultures has some serious limits in terms of the quality of the structure it can reach. Like a high quality steak is pretty much impossible. Not to mention the cost problems of needing specific nutrient liquids to grow it and having to try to issolate it against any contamination because of a lack of an immune system, while something like this would both be able to fight of diseases but also proccess a much wider variety of food.
>>185400 I would probably be feeling very spiteful in that case and return in a later jump and instead of just having adventures and enjoying myself by fighting Sauron or kingdom building while enjoying the scenery like I would have I will instead ignore his creation and spend my time and increased power fucking with him in increasingly petty dickish ways.
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>>185406 >taking the Exorcist!Lucifer route of futilely raging against the omnipotent being >doesn't even do it as cool as him or for anywhere near as good a reason, so it just comes off as sad You were so close.
>>185407 >futilely Nay. There are plenty of options to let me force him into the position where I can punch his lights out.
>>185399 That just sounds like needless suffering. Is Eru not as strong as I thought?
>>185404 My dude, the man literally changed his mind on how redeemable orcs were. I don't think it's fair to judge his intent on material he never bothered addressing in published works at all, all the while pointedly contradicting the base mechanics of i.e. Morgoth consistently getting weaker and shittier.
>>185409 Eru is meant to be 1:1 the Christian God as seen through the Middle Earth lens. He's just letting things play out to respect free will and because everything Morgoth does will ultimately lead to the perfection of the Song anyway. Even his original tarnishing of Arda-that-was by sowing discord into the original harmony is implied to have been part of the plan to refine and iron out the song's flaws gradually, instead of all at once - to let everyone experience an imperfect, yet still beautiful world, before showcasing the perfected version once they'd all contributed to it. Basically, Eru is putting the world into an open beta test and Melkor/Morgoth is that one shitter who wants to burn the whole thing down because it's not up to his perceived standards. And once the shitter is permabanned from the server for good, Eru will not just rollback to before the enshittening, but will reveal that everything that happened was a necessary process to make the real game as perfect as it needed to be. >>185410 I mean, going by your logic anon, he already contradicted himself in his own material - Morgoth had made Arda into essentially his anchor in the same way that Sauron had made the Ring his, so he never should have experienced such severe diminishing as he had. But despite this, he still grew severely weaker and weaker until you're unironically seeing people say that by his twilight, even his lieutenant Sauron eclipsed Morgoth in power.
Good morning guys
>>185412 Morning, bud.
Jumper attacked Frieza and bit off more than he can chew. Thankfully he escaped and has a spawnable time chamber.
>>185384 Technically all the strongest ki techniques would need ki control, but that's more implied on the lore than something concrete.
>>185372 Just like Fairy Tail, just like One Piece... I like to think that following the plot religiously doesn't matter because protagonists will always find an enemy to fight or a conflict to build character development.
>>185414 Spawnable time chamber?
>>185377 >>185368 >Lesser Key can summon Grands Corpsebros, we can't stop winning.
>>184475 Thwres infinite dungeon society where the world gets invaded by monsters and a LOT of the population is killed off, it kinda levels out as things do in these stories but the mc gets access to a training dungeon to grow stronger and fight, every world has a few people who can access the dungeon so its a big deal that everyone who can access it tries their hardest. But his real cheat ability only makes itself known like half way to three quarters into the story where he learns to focus his energy to a point. Also heroes are a thing but if your worlds hero gets killed its basically game over for your world.
>>185417 The time chamber item is just in your warehouse so I can pretty much access it from anywhere
Which grail war do you think Saber Astolfo would have the best chance of winning?
Will the upcoming Hazbin Hotel jump also include stuff from Helluva Boss?
Wasnt there a few perks somewhere that allowed you to redeem basically anyone?
>>185424 The old Naruto jump.
>>185098 It's was a symbol of bonds and friendship in the 6th gen. When the 7th gen came out, GF started treating it as something bad to give more relevance to the new gimmick(Z-moves). If the dexit hadn't happened maybe GF would have turned around in SW and said your pokemon burn years of their life every time they use a Z-move or something.
Which of the xianxia jumps do you guys think would be best to pick up a custom cultivation to be a pseudo gu user? I kind of want to make a method that works by merging yourself with a spirit bug or demonic bug so that it takes the place of your core and then your normal body takes up cultivating as normal so that even people with shitty cultivation potential could do really well if they got a good vessel gu.
>>185424 D&D 3.5 spell, Sanctify the Wicked.
Did anyone see the new fallout sunburst animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0wL6DXIvoc
>>185423 He already confirmed it.
>>185423 It's even harder to find perk inspiration rather than drawback inspiration from Helluva, but yes it's been used to fill in some of the gaps. There was briefly a perk for being immune to mind control by being Floridan until it was replaced by Helluva-related inspiration.
>>185429 how do I turn into a dragon in your Mortal Kombat jump?
>>185422 The one with the most female participants
>>185432 I found the second movie to be so bad i never truly recognized it as a sequel. As such, my jump only has secondary elements of the second movie. Sorry.
>>185431 I mean you could go with good relationships as a perk for helluva I guess, running a business, trading favors, and a good item is the portal book.
>>185431 >Goetic demons >Deadly Sins >Imp combat stuff >Cherubs There is some stuff at least. And gay drama. Lots of gay drama.
>>185432 But i think i can add a dragon transformation with some minutes.
>>185431 Is there going to be an option to have your own Ring of Hell and hellborn species?
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You ever just be feeling like this when you don't get enough sleep?
>>185438 Anons, wich hellborn species would you create, and how would you theme your circle of hell?
>>185439 Yes. Free time is simply time you steal from sleep.
>>185440 Please explain what that is?
>>185438 Wouldn't that just fall under the powers of a Lucifer-tier angel or a Sin?
>>185442 If you had your own hell, what theme would it be? What type of demons would you make?
>>185115 I heard Zootopia 2 was surprisingly decent, can anyone confirm or deny?
>>185442 In helluva boss there are the seven sins, each of wich created a species of demons (Asmodeus created succubi, Beelzebub created werewolves, Satan created imps, Lucifer created Goetia) and has a ring (for example Wrath ring seems texas). As SMTanon asked to be able to buy one of these I used it to ask wich would you have.
>>185445 It's pretty fun. I'd say it's better than the first from what I've managed to catch. The only ones who really seem to hate it are the sort of folks who literally obsessively spam ACAB fuckign everywhere.
>>185432 Here.
>>185444 >>185446 Ah ok then. I guess I would probably go for overwork, or whatever the term would be for someone who is too driven, who does not try to make time for their own health and the health of those around them. It would be populated by hot, sexy, slightly tired looking office girls and men demons. Or smug ones. They use their whiles to make you work harder.
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>>185191 I get people confusing the Xianxia parts of our posting, but the baking grandma part? You have wounded my maidenly heart!
>>185447 >it makes ACAB commies seethe Well, I thought the first movie was okay, not great but solid, but if this one is better I might as well check it out. I'm just surprised that Disney has finally managed to make a movie that doesn't suck seven dicks in the current year. If they manage a second we might be back.
>>185193 If Nyanko's the horny gremlin, then what am I? >>185450 How is it that everything you make comes out looking so good.
>>185450 Don't post food, ho, I'm dieting
>>185453 Baking grandma~
>>185338 His EX Presence Concealment loses to Authority-level effects, which is what the Wandering Sea has.
>>185350 >mp4 It's that fighting rhythm game right?
>>185368 What the fuck did I just read. >>185377 Oh hey, Saber but with non stupid clothers, except for that silly crown.
>>185457 Yeah the names in the filename.
>>185452 I assume the only reason Zootopia does so well compared to other Disney projects is because the team behind it actually enjoy it as a setting and want to keep expanding on it at their own pace, whilst also NOT hating the fans or wanting to give in to the stupid shit people are demanding online. You'll see a few of these elements in other productions, sometimes two at once, but rarely all at once these days. Keep in mind they didn't even announce Zootopia 2 until around 2023, 8 years after the first and were very, very quiet about any potential sequels the whole time despite how popular the first film was. And that's not something you often see with Disney, with its obsession with immediately capitalizing on any goldmine until the well runs dry. We'll see if they can keep up with a third film though, because Disnry always manages to shit the bed somehow on the third movie. And just to further add to how much people are loving it, critics and fans alike; it presently has the highest rated reviews of any of their films since Encanto and has has an opening week that apparently makes it the highest grossing animated film ever. The only ones that really hate it are again either ACAB faggots or people who just think "it's more Zootopia and that's boring".
>>185460 truly nature is healing
>>185461 Don't count your chickens yet anon. There's still time for them to fuck it all up and send us back to the "it's so over" spiral.
>>185460 >We'll see if they can keep up with a third film though, because Disnry always manages to shit the bed somehow on the third movie. TWO good movies?! I wanna piece of that action! >Jams fingers into pie
>>185424 Generic Western had Hooker With A Heart of Gold and Don't Meddle has another one
>>185450 Hey Valk, a read through the Meddlesome Kitsune jump again yesterday and the multitasking perk and the curse drawback are missing some lines. The former doesn't say what it actually does and the latter doesn't actually mention the curse being applied to you.
>>185436 >And gay drama. Lots of gay drama It's why I find Hazbin more tolerable than helluva boss. Helluva is somehow gayer, and it feel like every single male character has taken more dicks than a Las Vegas striper. At least in Hazbin there are a few characters that aren't constantly talking about sex, like lucifer, Rosie and Alastor. Even if he's mighty peculiar.
>>185461 What was that? You want a Zootopia live action remake starring Pedro Pascal as Nick? Say no more my manchild, production has already started.
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>>185368 >Another buff to the Lesser Key perk >Sapphire Scientist still holds the Fate perk buff Mandate of Jumpchain Heaven >No matter what, I keep getting buffed hard somehow everytime new information comes out I take sanity damage with actual lore so that my Fate Jumper can continue doing cartwheels on the carpet that’s still being rolled out for them. How are they still winning, I’ll never know >we have a limit of 12 days to try & suspend CHALDEAS before the year is over & CHALDEAS updates everything for the Bleached Earth to become REAL & the stored Earth that contains the old world becomes fake >One of the plans I had was literally swapping their swapped texture for my own texture just to fuck over CHALDEAS >This is just fucking King of the Hill but with textures, the one who owns texture that remains, gets control of the new Earth Everything just got more complicated. Remember Destroying CHALDEAS = damn system will reset everything back to the beginning…
>>185467 >>185467 Don't forget Bella Ramsay as Judy
>>185179 Regigias is one of the more interesting legendary Pokemon, reshaping the continents through sheer strength will always be fucking cool for a creation myth
>>185467 >>185469 [DISTANT SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]
>>185467 Sorry, we couldn't afford Pedro. Thankfully Adam Sandler volunteered on the cheap.
>>185472 I don't see a problem with this.
>>185469 Not aquafina?
>>185472 Its going to be chris pratt and you know it
>>185474 Aquafina is a thing of the past.
Jumps to make large waifus?
>>185477 I forget if Shadow of the Colossus has a colossus based companion option so maybe check that. One Piece has giants and all that weird shit, Macross has Zentradi and I think a companion option too
>>185477 Pathfinder Reign of Winter
No one has a claim on the clusterfuck that is Grand Summoners, right?
>>185474 >>185475 Bad Hollywood casting is a rich vein. There are more than two jokes that can be made at its expense.
>>185480 Tell us more, the sprites and dragongirl are speaking to me.
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>Judge Dredd jump >Only for DREDD movie >Has cool things but none of the wacky stuff from the comics or the cool as fuck robot >Much sad Kinda wish we had two of these, it's basically the opposite of what I feel for Robocop. I kinda want a jump for the new movie, or a toggle drawback, because the robots in that are pretty fucking nice. I suppose while I'm posting this a Total Recall jump for the new movies and old ones would be cool too, although I think Reddit/SB has one for the originals which isn't too bad iirc
>>185480 Absolutely not. I remember playing years ago, but all I remember is the constant escalation.
>>185483 Please make another
>>185407 I got mogged so hard.
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>>185484 Escalation ?
>>185488 >second pic Honestly, quite reasonable as far as policy goes. A bit awful they require a credit check, but I imagine they could have some sort of payment/labour plan in place to eventually earn citizenship. PLus it tickles me that the Dredd world has so many dimensional events happening that they just have migration policies in place for it. Would make a Jumper jumping there as a drop-in able to slide in quite well in a legal manner.
>>185440 No good name for them yet but I was thinking of tree people, living in the Ring of Melancholy, as a Dante reference. The circle itself would be very foggy and in perpetual dusk, with Gotham-like cities and spooky half-dead forests for a countryside. If there's no such option, I'll use this in Marvel Magic or something instead. >>185443 Yeah probably. But I'm a stickler for the rules so I'd want an option that makes them actual Followers. >>185477 Dark Souls, Fist of the North Star, My Hero Academia, and Digimon Survive.
>>185482 Basically, adventure in which a wannabe hero (his childhood friend is a the buffest royal knight of their home country, Roy, Rayas looks up to and starts off with a bit of an inferiority complex regarding Roy before coming into his own) and gets involved in an apocalyptic invasion by demons, learns he can summon people from the apocalyptic war between the great races many centuries ago, and after saving a mysterious girl the demons are after gets dragged in way over his head. The story as presented on the Great War is that it was everyone against the demons, who were trying to conquer the world, and the other races led by the Gods decided to seal themselves away to save humanity from the demons, entrusting the world to human rule. In reality though, humanity was generally the subordinates of the other races due to their comparative weakness, and as the other races warred for dominance of the world (the demons did start it, but it was prob going to happen anyway, and the demons legit started the war because they sincerely thought that they could rule the other races better than they could rule themselves) a cabal of human rulers waited till the other sides had exhausted themselves in the fighting to do a big ritual to sucker-punch seal all the non-humans into another realm, effectively stealing the world, with the rulers then lying to their subjects that the gods and everyone else was totally cool with this. Cut forward to today, and an “unknown” (until the climax of part 1) group is attempting to weaken and ultimately tear down the seals to release the other races. And the first demons to manifest happen to be leading members of the ‘pro-conquest’ faction amoung the demons. Said faction has reassessed humanity from pitiful short-lived beings to be conquered and ruled “benevolently” (by the demons own warped standards), to a threat to be exterminated. A fair number of the High Gods (like their High Demon peers) have reached a similar conclusion, though the gods do it from a position of feeling betrayed. Most of the non-humans don’t really want trouble (even if they are bitter), but the ruling classes (at least the ones actively trying to break the seal) want blood.
>>185490 I mean given the sheer number of crossover settings Dredd has had it makes a degree of sense. It's even technically part of the Image comic universe too as it was part of Robert Kirkman's Crossover run. Which also includes Transformers so it joins into the the massive clusterfuck that is the comic / other media crossover multiverse.
>>185493 >Judge Dredd charing multiverses means there's a chance of Slaine MacRoth trying to punch cybertronians at some point.
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>>185494 Might be the other way round
>Peak Elf Performance Might be fun to use with Generic Isekai.
>>185495 Fucking batman is one to talk.
>>185495 >Megatron keeps trying to stomp on Slaine >"Why doesn't this meatbag just die already!?"
>>185492 Sounds cool actually.
>>185496 God I don't envy the protagonist. What a shitty family he has that just want to stick to him like cancer.
>>185489 I had an entire response typed out only to realize I confused it with Brave Frontier, an old gacha game that also had a similar sprite work style. Grand Summoner has a lot more anime collabs though. The grind in both is atrocious though especially with Grand when it comes to ascending characters.
>>185496 iirc someone in these threads posted a build doing that once.
>>185368 >Just Let Go from Oasis of Fantasy I mean, it was Solomon that really used it. From what you said it just looks like it isn't even Goetia, just one of the pillars that are involved.
>>185496 I made a gen isekai build like that once so I could be a prehistoric stone age elf building up the entire race Was fun
>>185497 Batman is usually a pretty good dude
https://youtu.be/meguSI_Wg2I?si=wQW0j9QNSLR0UynS Which deadly sin is the best for a demon lord?
>>185344 Alchemicals?
>>185505 He is also a massive hypocrite considering how many mooks he kills. Oh sure he doesnt kill the named villains but he tosses mooks off buildings all the time
>>185372 Just embrace it and fully derail the plot. Like destroy Cell and the androids when they're still in the factory for example
>>185508 He always perfectly aims using ancient tibetan techniques to make them bounce off sunroofs and never actually cripples people for life
>>185508 >Baman le bad because muh headcanons You are an idiot.
>>185368 >flauros >Flauros >FLAUROS >FUCKING >FLAUROS No. Absolutely not. Fuck this dude, I'll solve things without him, he can go cry in a corner after I kick him in the balls a few dozen times.
>>185496 peak elf performance?
>Sylux is actually a GF soldier who fought in a war alongside Samus and his fellows, but the battle turned sour and Samus nuked the entire field to take out the enemies - which included all of Sylux's friends leaving him as the sole survivor >all his rage against Samus is literally because she did as she usually does and it cost him everything he loved Samus just blowing up planets, places, and enemies without a care has come back to bite her in the worst possible way. >>185487 Absolutely destroyed.
>>185514 Nta, but is this the one that fucked the dragon?
>>185510 Sure >>185511 Him tossing people off roofs and landing on them from multiple stories up is not a headcanon. Its standard practice.
>>185516 I think so? I never got that far since I read up to probably near that point a few months ago but ran out of chapters.
>>185515 >Samus just blowing up planets, places, and enemies without a care has come back to bite her in the worst possible way. "Erm, well that just happened"
>>185517 >Him tossing people off roofs and landing on them from multiple stories up is not a headcanon. Its standard practice. source? I don't ever remember him throwing people off of roofs. Into trash bins, sure. Through windows? on occasion. But never off of roofs
>>185519 Holy. Shit. Dude! Was that fucking SAMUS?! Did she turn into a BALL?! Dude, like, what the fuck is going on? Did that really happen? Wow.
>>185520 I imagined it once, so it means its canon.
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>>185515 Not her fault! Considering the obnoxious GF soldiers she’s with, it’s their fault for tagging along & not taking her reputation seriously. >“OMG da morph ball!!!” >gets injured/killed due to failing to be aware of their surroundings Like what were they expecting, SHE’S NOT AN OFFICIAkikesOLDIER, SHES A MERC/BOUNTY HUNTER FOR HIRE. PROTOCOLS ARE A SUGGESTION TO HER.
>>185520 nta but in the first Tim Burton movie Batman kills a bunch of mooks.
>>185515 >Absolutely destroyed. Yes. I was actually impressed at how savage she was.
>>185520 Couple times in the movies where they "only" break their legs and a few times in the comics where its never shown them dying.
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>>185512 Don't talk shit about the coolest guy.
>>185499 I might be misremembering (and if I add this to my list of jumps to make, I’ll be replaying the previous parts) but in Part 1 there are two (human) groups interested in weakening the seal. The first is lead by Roy and the deceased Emperor Isliid (they have a deal where the new Emperor receives all the memories and skills of all previous Emperors on ascension to the throne) due to a combination of feeling disillusioned with humanity’s rule over the continent, and feeling humanity was sincerely in the wrong morally for what it did in the Ancient War, and so want to release the other races and accept their judgement (hoping for the best) for the crime of their ancestors well, for Isliid, it’s arguably his own crime due to the mixed nature of the ‘self’ of the Emperor and his predecessors. The second group is a mix of the initial anti-demon force who got demolished, and made a deal for their country to be spared if they helped the demons break the seal (they believed the seal with irreparably damaged and would eventually fail entirely regardless, at which point humanity’s just fucked, so better to make a deal for subjugation early rather than face revenge-motivated extermination), and ambitious political types looking to use the return of the demons to secure dominance of other humans, even if they’re under the demon’s boot-heels. Ambitious humans trying to make deals with or use the demons as a power source to fuck over their political or geopolitical rivals is a recurring element. Which ironically the demons would’ve been willing to honor back during and before the Great War, but isn’t on the menu after humanity(‘s leaders) stabbed them in the back (back in the day some humans did side with the demons, or were already their subordinates, servants or slaves). Oh, and the demon lady before, Nier, is the resident mad-scientist demon who likes to create biological horrors and monsters, is a mild sadist, and while she thinks humans are categorically inferior to demons, she’s not categorically unwilling to consider humans as potential partners if they’re strong and intelligent enough (she seems to have a thing for heroes, likely from a corruption angle). But she will try to enslave or kill you if you don’t become an accomplice to her schemes, and she is a loyal servant of the High Demon she served under during the War.
People will never get over that Obito being the coolest guy thing (they like Vegeta and think he's a good character)
>>185523 She's pretty moral, but they really should understand that if it's to defeat an enemy, planets and entire locations - sacred or not - are just collateral. ESPECIALLY if the threat is of an existential nature. It is funny though that Samus basically created the exact circumstances that Ridley did to her, just in reverse.
>>185530 We get it, it's still dumb.
>>185532 It's still not
>>185530 I like vegeta because he is a flawed character
>>185534 So is Obito and he was actually the coolest guy
>>185512 If it helps, he straight up asks you to beat him up and make him submit to you as your familiar.
>>185535 I dont remember obito ever being really cool but ok.
>>185368 >spoiler Ten Rings and lesser key were a really good investment.
>>185521 >Ridley is right behind me isn't he?
>>185529 >Oh, and the demon lady before, Nier, is the resident mad-scientist demon (…) Forgot. Demons generally view moral worth as determined by one’s strength (this includes physical, magical and intellectual, though if you can’t take a punch the last won’t do you any good), and generally speaking if a demon can defeat another demon in battle by a substantial margin, the defeated demons will serve the other demon. They’ll still retain their preexisting loyalties, but as long as they don’t directly clash they’ll obey the stronger demon who just beat them up. Humans are gonna have a much harder time taking advantage of that aspect of the demonic psyche because demons consider humans lesser lifeforms, but presumably enough strength can overcome that. So if you beat Nier (and her hypothetical current superior) in a fight and preferably are a demon or other powerful nonhuman, and then go “You listen to me now”, she’s going to be inclined to go with it.
>>185515 Heard from /v/ that you have to go to someone else to put your upgrades into your armor once you get them.
Pokemon designs really started trending downwards as soon as the human designs became consistently great. Really makes you think. To hell with that hideous Mega Dragonite, I want to capture and train that French dragon maid.
>>185537 He was cool in basically every scene he was in. He has the coolest powers in the series. He was the ultimate villain until Madara showed up and he's simultaneously the model for everything Naruto wants to be. He's the rightful final villain of Naruto and the only reason he isn't the actual final villain is because he needed a redemption before his death so Madara has to be there to betray him (and then get fucked by an alien for some reason)
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>>185530 Vegeta actually worked towards his redemption, Obito just decided he fucked up at the very last minute.
>>185544 No he didn't, bro. Vegeta didn't do shit to be better. He just kinda became better for no reason automatically, then thought that was gay and became evil again, then blew himself up
>>185542 >Pokemon designs really started trending downwards as soon as the human designs became consistently great. Eh. I would say that was true in Sword and Shield. Onwards, both human and pokemon designs are shit, thoe the human side still has a few passable ones.
>>185543 Oh madara getting fucked over is easy, they wrote themselves into a corner and thus needed an asspull.
>>185547 I'd have preferred a friendship asspull, rather than aliens.
>>185547 Naruto and Sasuke were already beating Madara before he got backstabbed. Sasuke cut him in half
>>185515 Seriously? It isn't even Samus's fault most of that shit blows up!
>>185527 >FucKiNg fLaURoS No. >>185536 ...This does make me feel better.
>>185515 >Samus killed a couple thousand Fedies Holy. Fuarking. BASED! TOTAL FEDTARD ANNIHILATION! (Sylox gets the pass because he also kill fedtards.)
>>185515 I hope this game flopping gets that piece of shit Tanabe fired.
>>185514 You should read the QQ version. It has lewds
>>185553 Now hang on they could pull an ubisoft and use playercount instead of sales and nobody will be allowed to correct it without getting shouted down by fanboys
>>185533 It is, but you know most already agree woth this, and brought it up just to argue. I respect sticking to your opinions, and I myself have some very controversial ones, but you're always an ass about it.
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>>185531 >Metroid Dread has her become a Metroid >Metroid Prime has her become a Ridley It’s poetic in a weird way >>185542 Gen 7 was the last time we had a good balance with both. Switch era Pokémon is truly the abyss. If a Pokemon design comes out good, I’ll just consider it a miracle. Especially when it comes to Megas.
>>185554 I am, I only linked the SB version cause anons have autism about making accounts sometimes.
>>185553 We were going so well with the spaniards. Man this sucks, Metroid is going to get put on stasis again for at least a decade.
>>185556 I'm not an ass. You can't handle being disagreed with
>>185560 Why are you yelling at a mirror?
>>185490 Yeah, but Dredd's world sucks. How desperate would people have to be to flee there?
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>>185561 They wouldn't let me into the relationship
>>185529 >>185540 Sounds pretty insane. >first spoiler Epic Romancing Saga 2 reference! >Nier Epic Nier reference.
>>185556 Psycho has been attempting to shitpost and bait pretty hard lately. Not sure why. Just shows up, spouts some weird and obviously controvertial opinion them locks down to bait for hours.
>>185506 Pride is traditionally the big boss of sins, since people who have it are too proud to ask forgiveness.
>>185557 Those, fucking, Raichus.
>>185565 I know this will be your interpretation of it no matter what but I assure you it actually isn't ragebait. These are my real opinions
I am torn between my desire to be silly and my desire to be horny.
>>185497 Batman is really hypocritical since he's basically the avatar of tyranny (rich nepo baby who beats up the underprivileged all day)
>>185557 Oh and Mega Feraligatr too. Most absolute disgrace for a starter.
>>185506 Have you considered Despair? It's far easier to humiliate the proud than it is to give hope to those without it. The first requires you to break someone, the second requires you to fix them. The first only takes one bad day. The second can take decades, if it happens at all. The proud, once broken, may beg for absolution. Those in despair have already accepted damnation, rejecting salvation as just one more false hope dangled in front of them to prolong their well-deserved suffering. Nothing was ever good and nothing will ever get better. There's no point in doing anything, and nothing meaningful ever happens. Everyone and everything from the lowest worm to God Himself hates you, and you deserve it. Your victims, once plunged into Despair, will never escape your grasp.
>>185438 I am still mulling that over and trying to figure out if it’s terribly unbalanced. Depressingly, after watching both shows I am slowly but surely coming to the impression it is not per se and Sera was legitimately worrying herself silly over nothing until, SPECIFICALLY until, the fratbro who somehow talked her into genocide of a society that literally had shown no prior evidence of organised intent nor, more importantly, sponsorship by powerful inhuman beings or ACTUAL FUCKING ABILITY TO REACH HEAVEN inadvertently littered angel metal into the Pride ring that eventually became so commonplace imp assassins are using it to shoot Goetias in other rings. The end fight at S2 seems to show both Heaven and Hell’s average joes are scared shitless of the other side due to numbers and demonstrated firepower respectively, while everything known about Lucifer and the Sins so far suggests there was never any actual rebellion by the higher-ups. There was just an ideas guy who gave up, his wife who apparently called the actual shots before disappearing, and his lackeys who are mostly just bumming around having a good time (not even having any particular opinions about some of the Overlords being successful and influential enough to have their business products spread to other rings). So I think right now the options are either to have an 800 CP item discounted above a certain rung of power (i.e. if you’re a Sin or greater than one), or just to have the whole damn ring be the third and undiscounted 600 CP item. The latter would REALLY annoy me one of the actually discounted 600 CP items is literally just a shark tank with a particularly big, chunky, apparently ABOVE ALASTOR TIER robot landshark who loves you very much in it. And it is fucking insane that this setting’s powerscaling is so halfassed there is a legitimate argument a buff robot shark has roughly the same tactical value as an entire layer of Hell overall. … …either way, I think the Hellborn species purchase (IF I include it) logically has to be separate to that because 1. if imps are any indication loyalty is baked in before you go out of your way to be a dick to them like Satan and 2. IF the option is included it should probably scale to include the Goetias too assuming you purchase the option to be on par with THEIR creator. That is how it should be. In theory. The problem is when I try to justify it in practice with my memories of what the Goetias actually did in Helluva, I start seeing red and muttering the words “useless jobber owls” to myself over and over again. >>185436 It is really just being used to patch in some perkline holes. I think the only Helluva-based capstone I have so far is Fizzarolli’s celebrity status, because all of Hell has to be ridiculously hyped for little clown dudes so that Vivzie has an excuse to draw stretchy clowns everywhere.
>>185514 90% of elves should be designed like the left with that 10% being the right side. Warhammer Fantasy did it right.
>>185570 Eh he would do his job even if his enemies were super powered rich people and he was poor. Thats the current run of comics actually. With bat brick.
>>185569 Have sex with a clown.
>>185506 Don't forget Vainglory and Melancholy. Thoses were sins once before the first one being assimilated with Pride and the second being just retgone. Don't fucking mention Re Zero. I know about them before it decided to use them in the stupidest way possible. I always go with Greed, Gluttony and Lust because they are the most relatable to me. The need to have more, to get more, to fuck. >>185570 Nta but, you can be hypocritical and still be right.
>>185572 Hi, Junko.
>>185578 Why is she so trash?
>>185572 That's Melancholia.
>>185578 I cannot fix her, and I don't think it's possible to make her worse.
>>185563 Mina and Hagakure are the hottest but Ochako is so damned cute. She's always so blushy and embarrassed in lewds and that elevates her so much.
>>185514 >>185574 >Warhammer Fantasy From left to right, the feeling I get: >Chrace/Caledor/Yvresse >Tiranoc/Ellyrion/Cothique/Nagarythe on a normal day >Eataine/Saphery >Nagarythe when infiltrating Naggaroth (the Druchii fall for it every time) >Avelorn
>>185553 >>185559 Last I checked it's doing rather well though.
>>185584 ...wasn't there a drama over the new guy that everyone hated?
>>185583 Saphery is where all the huge claymore using sith inquisitor elves come from.
>>185585 I dunno. I usually avoid vidya-related drama unless its happening to something I really, really, really like.
>>185559 If anything, with Metroid Dread still being a good entry & separate from the Prime series, it feels more like the Metroid franchise could fall into in a state similar to Mario RPGs pre-Alphadream bankruptcy/post-M&L Brotherhood state at worst: we still have another series to rely on if the other is compromised. Still a better fate than what Atlus did to the Devil Summoner side series with Soul Hackers “2”, straight up skinwalker territory. With no budget on top of that. >>185571 The fact that Pokémon fans tried to downplay the design while casting shade on other artists attempts to tweak the design or make their own fan versions was the moment I understood that the design philosophy of Pokémon was genuinely fucked until further notice. And that even getting a singular new design is a gamble. Mega Flygon? Mega Golurk? I hope they stay away from the idea of giving them Megas, they don’t even have the American that did a few of the designs like Golurk around anymore. They haven’t had him for a long time… >>185585 I wish it was just one guy in the final game
>>185587 Lucky, I sometime wish I could while youtubing. >>185588 So it's more than one problem. Brilliant!
>>185565 Yes I noticed. >>185568 It doesn't matter, randomly spouting off >Mihawk defeats everyone is off-topic and blatantly only to shit up the thread.
>>185586 Swordmasters/Loremasters of Hoeth are second from the left at minimum, yes, but I imagine the average Saphery elf outside the White Tower is closer to the middle (it does not help that there is no "average dude" here, it goes from Twilight Princess Link directly to Breath of the Wild Link).
>>185590 I'm not trying to shit up the thread. You guys are my only friends
>>185587 I say this with total honesty: you've been my primary source of vidya-related drama for a while now. I don't give a shit about vidya, but you tend to post a lot of things that happen on /v/ so I learn things through osmosis. This is not a condemnation or the like. This is just a truth I wished to inform you of.
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>>185573 >Shard has despair over one hell-based piece of media's powerscaling being absolute schizo nonsense (bad) >meanwhile, I am sparking joy from another hell-based piece of media's powerscaling being absolute schizo nonsense (good)
>>185593 Interesting.
>>185579 Being born with a 20,000 IQ makes you fucking insane.
>>185594 >Pic This feels furry bara porn coded.
>>185573 >The problem is when I try to justify it in practice with my memories of what the Goetias actually did in Helluva, I start seeing red and muttering the words “useless jobber owls” to myself over and over again And that's why I warned you about hyping up Stolas so much.
>>185597 That's the great part; it is!
>>185594 What setting? Is it Kings of Hell?
>>185579 Literally too intelligent for her own good.
>>185600 >Is it Kings of Hell? Yep.
>>185599 Post more. But in the horny thread.
>>185596 I like how in soon I will be invincible it is an actual mental illness. Malevolent hyper intelligence or something similar. Commonly termed mad science disease.
>>185602 Are there any actual girls in lore, or are all the demons inexplicably male?
>>185573 I miss the old implications that Lilith's act of 'caring for' and 'bringing hope to' the Sinners in Hell was actually her rallying them behind her (and Lucifer) for an uprising, which Heaven responded violently to, it's just that Charlie got fed the sanitized, Pro-Lilith version. Because it made so much sense that Hell was being bombarded and exterminated out of legitimate fear rather than simply going 'hmm, yes, today I will mass murder sinners', and for Lilith, realizing she's never going to win a war but not wanting to deal with the consequences of her actions, to make a deal with Adam so she could fuck off to Heaven, leaving everyone to clean after her mess.
>>185606 That would leave me surprised as the exterminations started seven years ago, same period Lilith (and Alastor) disappeared, why would they start exterminating only after having eliminated the one behind the uprising.
>>185598 The intensely frustrating part is I still maintain Stolas and what’s been shown of his family is, GENUINELY, more magically capable and immortal than the majority of characters in Hazbin. There are Overlords in Hazbin who have yet to be shown casting a single damn spell during heated conflicts, they’re just…kind of generically strong. Until proven otherwise I think Carmilla literally put all the soul contract power into her legs, and she seems to be considered a fairly powerful and successful Overlord-just not one of the actually broken ones. The problem is that’s ALL Stolas has going for him, and the immortality immediately stops mattering the moment someone with angel metal steps into the fray. It’s just that his sheer incompetency in every other area means that doesn’t matter and he ends up pissing it all away in demon court to save his favourite imp dick.
>>185605 There is ONE female who is in a straight relationship with a male demon. And there's the technicality of a mommy owl Stolas can summon. Other than that, the demons are 99% male - which is surprising, since a good chunk of them are actually humans-turned-demons post-Rapture (called "New Gen Demons" in lore). It's my suspicion that based on the fact all the OG demons we know of who have escaped from True Hell (including Gaap and Ose here >>185594 who were still locked in True Hell until recently) and were the ones who caused the original Rapture Wars, and the fact all of humanity died and got reborn as demons, that the male population practically quintupled and made the women seem like a minority in comparison. It probably doesn't help that since demons can't reproduce, there's no real need to get with a woman besides just a whim so pretty much all the demons we see are gay.
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>>185573 Sera is such a funny character she thinks hell could easily takeover heaven, when in reality Hell is such a nonthreat that Dickmaster an arch angel not even a seraphim mopped the floor with everybody till lucifer showed up.
>>185267 Iirc there was an old DnD or Pathfinder item that was basically an Endless Decanter,but filled with blood. I they were used by vampires. The problem is you need living victims to make them and the darker and older the better. Oh, and if you wanted different flavors of blood types or races, you need to sacrifice them all at the same time and set the command words for each one. So imaging making a fancy cup or water bottle and doing a mass baby sacrifice of dozens if not thousands of species just to claim all the blood types.
>>185608 >Stolas and what’s been shown of his family is, GENUINELY, more magically capable Fair >immortal they're just as immortal as any sinner Also still ridiculous Carmilla sells angelic weapona to the other rings, meaning in the SEVEN YEARS they have them they understood that they kill high-ranking devils, but never considered they can bypass other immortalities.
>>185609 >All of humanity died Then what the hell are IMP killing?
>>185606 Considering IIRC Vivzle and some of the VAs have hinted Charlie is unironically going down a darker path in S3 (for how little Vivzie yapping matters to actually predicting anything in this damn show) and Charlie is badly craving any kind of acknowledgement from Lilith, I still think it’s reasonably likely Lilith will be a villain desu >>185610 Sera has also been running heaven for eons but apparently needed Sir Pentious to explain that “people do bad things and make mistakes because they’re scared of dying!” despite presumably having overseen the formation of Hell and as Helluva shows the often violent circumstances that result in people going there. The fact that Sir Pentious can somehow walk in on a seraphim having a melty just because the plot needed him to is a separate issue. I think Sera is suffering brainrot from living in Hazbin Heaven and having the doorman, Dickmaster and later Emily apparently be the only regular members of her council has slowly degraded whatever critical thinking skills she used to have.
>>185607 On the one hand, the exterminations starting seven years ago was something introduced into this season, so before, it made sense since it seemed like the exterminations had been going on for a long, long time. Eventually, Lilith would give up after thousands of years of failure. On the other hand, even with the new knowledge the exterminations started seven years ago, you could argue it's a version of the curse she was given for leaving Eden, where her 'children' (in this case, sinners) would almost all die. >>185610 The funniest thing of all is that it seems like Sinners are more aware of this than Heaven itself is, with Cherrie Bomb reacting with 'well shit, now they have no reason to hold back anymore' after Vox blasts down the pearly gates. Like she figured Heaven was going to respond to this by nuking Hell, meaning either she's overestimating Heaven, or Sera herself is overestimating Hell. I'm betting on the latter, really.
>>185613 That's Helluva/Hazbin. Humans are just fine there. In Kings of Hell, they all went extinct in the Rapture, then got made into truly completely immortal demons after.
>>185616 Ah, oops. I didn't notice there were conversations about two hell related settings. Sorry about that
>>185614 >I think Sera is suffering brainrot from living in Hazbin Heaven and having the doorman, Dickmaster and later Emily apparently be the only regular members of her council has slowly degraded whatever critical thinking skills she used to have. It basically takes the Speaker telling her that she just needs to step back and take a look at stuff around her for her to really get it, and when the closest thing to God in the setting has to step in to personally handhold you when they generally don't intervene otherwise then you know you've fucked up massively somewhere. >>185617 It's cool.
>>185573 >Insomniac Shard Anon No often you see Shard evolving like that.
>>185610 Tbf They always feared the numbers, not the individual power to be more fair the only reason the numbers are of any threat is because they started the exterminations and let them have an arbitrary number of angelic weapons To be even more fair the numbers are so low that "thousands" of sinners are at least 16% of the ring, despite theoretically having every sinner that ever died, and 200 kills is a number worth bragging about
>>185620 >Relatively few people are getting in to heaven >"Thousands" composes a meaningful percentage of hell I don't know anything about this setting, where are all the dead people? Do the writers just not understand math?
>>185593 >Pic Really, Samus would do both.
>>185621 Most people who die in-setting are automatically sent to Hell. Less than 0l1% of humanity ever makes it into Heaven, to the point Heaven's own denizens don't know what criteria the system judges to deem you worthy to be a "Winner".
>>185340 >Nta but the various association have people detached from time, precogs, reality marbles, and are groups, so they can collaborate if one foresee an assassin. They don't have any of these. The strongest Magi in the entire fucking world do not have any of this shit, they just have high quality magic circuits and some mystic codes still inferior to modern technology. Where the fuck are you getting the idea from that anyone in the Mages Association has literally any of this? It runs in complete contradiction to actual canonical events in every single part of the franchise.
>>185621 We at least know there are less winners than sinners+natural angels, as heaven is outnumbered >>185623 Where did they say the number?
>>185621 >Do the writers just not understand math? This has been a thing since forever, especially notable in sci-fi stories. And the understanding of math by the general populace has only worsened with time. And Vivzie doesn't strike me as someone who understood math even in grade school.
>>185614 NTA, but I could excuse Sera's complete inability to understand certain things without outside explanation as just her having some variation of autism, in the same way Emily struggles to understand someone having depression or sorrow that she can't fix or how Lucifer fixates on ducks like autists like me fixate on trains. Actually, thinking of it that way, it would explain a lot about the non-human angels, in that all of them just don't really get or understand certain things or ideas without a shock to the system and/or explanation. Could even argue that it makes sense Biblically for angels to have such narrow focuses: they are the servants of God with certain roles and functions and orders they follow, naturally they're not like humans who can be anything they set out to be.
>>185615 >The funniest thing of all is that it seems like Sinners are more aware of this than Heaven itself is "Sinners could be here" she thought. "I’ve never been in this neighbourhood before, There could sinners anywhere." The chiming of the literal golden forcefield of angelic power she and some other randos working for her felt good against her fluffy chest. "I hate sinners" she thought. Fall Out Boy could be heard playing from what the lineage of archangels’ direction, making the firmament pulsate even as the heavenly soda she drank previously circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (unmerited) fear of sinners in a dimension populated by entities that mostly literally could not hurt angels. “With a pair of wings, you can fly anywhere” she said to herself, out loud. >>185620 >the numbers OH YEAH It is increasingly clear THE SINNERS are literally the only concern of Heaven considering they have jack shit to say about the Sins, Goetias or literally any other facet of Hell despite the fact that Asmodeus can seemingly make random crystals that can get hellborn to Earth where they do crimes. You would think this would be a greater concern for Heaven. You might even infer that hellborn from other rings are excluded from the treaty with Lucifer since he doesn’t give a shit about anything except his wife and daughter anymore. Judging from C.H.E.R.U.B. it appears angels can unironically get exiled from Heaven for mortal collateral damage, but even so you’d think SOME sort of response would be merited. Nope. The idea of just asking Lucifer to tell the Sins to solve the problem on their behalf (since Lucifer himself was barred from hurting sinners) apparently never occurred to her even though honestly, Satan alone could probably just instantly solve the Overlord problem. This is in spite of the fact Lucifer is apparently on good enough terms with Heaven despite the whole punishment thing that he could get Charlie appointments with representatives up there. Repeatedly.
>>185625 >Where did they say the number? No explicit number is ever said to my knowledge. It's just that from what the show states and what we're shown, most people do not make it to Heaven and in the 7 years the exterminations have run for, thousands have had their souls permanently destroyed in that time with the Pride Ring still having a massive population in spite of this. Heaven is quite literally a walled garden with numbers drastically smaller than the Pride Ring's Sinner population alone, meaning that an astronomically small number of humans have to be making it in. In fact, if we discount entities who are probably just made by the Angels or are Angels themselves like the cherubs and such, the number of former mortals in Heaven might very well be countable on your hands.
>>185621 Vivzie understands math less than the average writer, yeah. Though that pales in comparison to her insistence Hitler doesn’t exist in Hell. Despite the fact that S2 shows demons KNOW WHO HITLER IS enough to compare Charlie to him. It’s one thing to just quietly ignore real world atrocities while banging your tumblr sexymen together. It’s another thing to say one thing on social media that is immediately either contradicted in your show, or raises some truly bizarre questions about what happened to Hitler in the Hazbinverse.
>>185628 >Nope. The idea of just asking Lucifer to tell the Sins to solve the problem on their behalf (since Lucifer himself was barred from hurting sinners) apparently never occurred to her even though honestly, Satan alone could probably just instantly solve the Overlord problem. Being fair, I don't think any of the Sins would take Lucifer seriously enough to follow through. Especially with Satan literally going "I RULED THE BURNING DARK SINCE LONG BEFORE THE GOLDEN ANGEL'S FALL" (he's lying to aurafarm) when Lucifer isn't in earshot.
>>185624 They're including the wandering sea and atlas not just the clocktower
>>185630 Obviously he won the lotto to heaven
Describe a jumpmaker in 100 words or less. I need this for reasons.
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I'm considering including scenarios in my Generic Portal Invasion Jump, because who's going to stop me? Aside from myself if I decide this is a dumb idea, which isn't an unlikely possibility. I'm thinking of handling it like my Pikmin or Zack & Wiki Jump, where there are several scenarios but you can only take 1 or 2 without needing to pay extra. So any suggestions for scenarios and/or rewards?
>>185635 Overworked and depressed.
>>185630 Because Hitler never died and instead lives on his secret moon base alongside his loyal followers.
>>185635 A jumpmaker is one who makes jumps.
>>185639 He's in the hollow Earth, actually
>>185636 Starcraft and 1v1 Dota
>>185628 It's even funnier since, according to S2, all the Seven Deadly Sins actually like Lucifer and want him to come back, even Satan for all that he tried to act like he was the boss before Lucifer came around. Did none of them see the humiliation Lucifer got put through because of that stupid rule and think 'hey, WE'RE not bound by that rule, let's crush these upstarts who tried to embarrass our friend'? Speaking of that rule, why did the thought never occur to Heaven to add the clause of 'if Sinners attempt rebellion against Heaven, Lucifer is allowed to smite them'? Given Lucifer's own disgust towards Sinners and Heaven's apparent fear of a Sinner uprising, it seems like an easy solution. >>185632 Considering we see gifts from the Seven Deadly Sins in Lucifer's room begging him to come back, including a huge pile of money from Mammon, the Sin of Greed, of all people, I think they'd have their boss' back.
>>185635 Fluffy tail TSF bodyswap fetishist
>>185636 Humanity Died, a scenario where you show up late to the party and humanity has already hit the bad point of a portal apocalypse. Humans are struggling to survive in little enclaves and pockets across the world, take back what was lost and save humanity!
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>>185628 If enough sinners can overwhelm seraphims they presumably can overwhelm Satan too. Also as Lucifer doesn't despise hellborns like he does sinners he might oppose attacking them. On the other hand presumably Lucifer would dislike hellborns doing the same things he hates sinners for, like murdering, and would be willing to scold them. >>185629 I think you are a bit exaggerating how little there are, implying there are less than ten, it was never stated that there are almost no winners, just that they are outnumbered, also I doubt the requirements are too stricts, just that they are odd and unexpected, considering that Adam made it there. >>185632 the sins want Lucifer back
>>185636 >Invade and conquer the world on the other side of the portals >Become the number one hunter in the world and/or take over the overarching hunter organization >Take over the word for your country >Seduce every powerful female both hunters and the sexier looking monsters
Can your favorite verse survive Steven?
>>185648 Bro my favorite verse is Paper Mario
>>185648 MGE could. Everyone from SU would just alp.
>>185648 I keep seeing this shit, when did steven ever actually fight? All his biggest battles were won by him crying at them and the one time I recall him actually fighting that blue gem and ceying didnt work he lost hard.
>>185633 Atlas doesn't have people that can see the future in actual fact, they need a super computer to do that and it's not good enough to see the Human Incineration Event, and even the people who had come to some conclusion there was something wrong with the future, they still did nothing. You could kill every single one of them and even if they realized they were being killed off, they have no way to defend themselves and they would never cooperate with anyone on this, because Atlas doesn't collaborate with anyone even when the annihilation of the entire fucking world is at stake. The Wandering Sea amounts to maybe a dozen Magi, none of which communicate with the outside world. They might as well be dead, for all anyone knows what they're doing. No one ever leaves their fucking island, and even then, none of these fuckers are actually as strong as you want to make them out to be.
>>185643 >>185646 >the Sins actually like their boss Then what the FUCK was Satan trying to do by saying he was ruling Hell before Lucifer? Why did none of them do anything or extend a helping hand when his daughter was being put through the ringer in S1? Why did they sit on their fucking asses and let Vox do the same thing in S2, whilst ALSO insulting their boss? >I think you are a bit exaggerating how little there are, implying there are less than ten, it was never stated that there are almost no winners, Possibly, but there's definitely very few of them otherwise most people getting thrown into Hell wouldn't have been a problem in the first place. >also I doubt the requirements are too stricts, just that they are odd and unexpected, considering that Adam made it there. 99% certain the only reason Adam got up there is because of cosmic nepotism.
>>185639 >>185641 One Hitler is on the Moon, another in the Hollow Earth, there's at least three in Argentina and two others in other South American countries, and one in a dark dimension created by the Thule Society. No one knows which are the clones and which is the real one.
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>>185644 Hmmmmmm
>>185653 >No one ever leaves their fucking island, and even then, none of these fuckers are actually as strong as you want to make them out to be. I mean, Fabro used to be part of them, and he's kinda nutty
>>185465 Huh, you right.
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>>185648 Fear rewrites the narrative so that Steven is a mindless big dicked cum beast and it is so. >>185651 Anon, Future (and the movie preceding it) is all about Steven showing he's fully capable of throwing hands as a full-fledged teen/young adult.
>>185653 No one did anything because they foresaw other apocalipses, and are working on them, often creating superweapons wich could destroy the world. >>185654 >Then what the FUCK was Satan trying to do by saying he was ruling Hell before Lucifer? Why did none of them do anything or extend a helping hand when his daughter was being put through the ringer in S1? Why did they sit on their fucking asses and let Vox do the same thing in S2, whilst ALSO insulting their boss? Presumably they don't know what's going on in Pride (ignore how they have connections sufficent Carmilla's weapons are a famous commodity there) >Possibly, but there's definitely very few of them otherwise most people getting thrown into Hell wouldn't have been a problem in the first place. Yes, most obviously are sinners >99% certain the only reason Adam got up there is because of cosmic nepotism. I doubt it was a person allowing him in, as heavens doesn't control who ends up there, I think simply his situation allowed him to enter despite his personality, again because there are weird conditions.
>>185636 >System Apocalypse >All humanity has gained access to the system, and dungeons are opening up all over the world. Society managed to continue for a few weeks on sheer momentum, but then someone used their powers to kill a person that annoyed them. This was reported on, which sparked others to go out and try to kill those they didn’t like, which in turn made everyone more defensive and fearful, which led to more fighting… and by the end, somewhere between 95 and 99 percent of humanity was dead. You start at the beginning. Good luck.
>>185651 It's from Steven Universe Future. One of the things Steven did to try to find some meaning in his life now that the war was over was learning to fight from another Gem. This led to him having the crashout that turned him into a kaiju
>>185635 Someone who creates jumpchain documents.
>>185659 Nta but in the movie he almost doesn't throw hands, with him just having a short fight with Spinel, where he's defending all the time, and he loses it.
>>185664 He holds pretty well against Spinel and tanks some pretty crazy hits (like getting slammed down into the Injector). He mostly loses because he's trying to talk her down rather than brat her shit in. We see in Future how a serious Steven treats Jasper, a stronger gem. It ends...poorly for Jasper.
I just realized, but it's True Grand Saber. True.
>>185660 >No one did anything because they foresaw other apocalipses, and are working on them, often creating superweapons wich could destroy the world. >No see, it doesn't matter if every single one of us die, we're too busy to survive Dumbest shit you could have said, seriously.
>>185666 Yup. And that implies somekind of strange Fake Grand Saber.
>>185665 Yes, I mentioned that he was defending rather than fighting, but I found arguable that Jasper is stronger than Spinel, considering how easily she manhandled the crystal gems at her arrival. After that she jobbed to Garnet, but Jasper did too. Anyway yes, I wasn't saying Steven is weak, just that in the movie he almost doesn't fight.
>>185667 Anon they're autistic.
>>185668 It's worse, it implies a whole lot of fucked stuff. Including Fake Grand indeed. As if Non Canon Grand weren't enough!
>>185665 I also forgot that Steven's best durability feat (for his powers specifically) comes from the original series, where his bubble shield tanks the weight of Earth's ocean crashing back down on it without bursting like a soap bubble. So even just playing on defense, it's immensely hard to actually /hurt/ him if he doesn't want you to. Heck, he could kill a ton of people by just bubbling them somewhere inhospitable then leaving them if he were ruthless enough. >>185669 Fair enough.
>>185654 For Satan, there are three easy excuses in mind: THEY know Satan is full of shit, and the audience is either Goetia who also probably know Satan is full of shit or Imps who are the only ones who would fall for it. Satan's aura farming for an audience who either see through it or who don't really matter in the grand scheme of things. Second, Satan is supposed to be the judge in this case. Publically humiliating him or calling him out as a liar would damage his image and make it so much harder for anyone to take him or the case seriously, because it's one thing for people to know the judge is aura farming and another for one of the judge's friends to call bullshit in front of everyone. And finally, going with how the Seven Deadly Sins seem to have a circus theme, Satan is the Strongman. Asmodeus and Beelzebub probably couldn't take him down if they tried. As for not helping Charlie or Lucifer, the answer is simple: ||copyright and legal issues means they couldn't show up until Amazon fully had the rights.|| In-universe, the former can be explained by the Sins being busy running their own rings with their own issues and the latter was my original point: why didn't the Sins, seeing Lucifer get humiliated, not just show up and help him? You could make an argument it's because Lucifer is the Sin of Pride, and they want Lucifer to ask for help first instead of hurting his Pride by stepping in, or that they were gearing up to hit Vox and the Vees when the events of the last episodes happened, but who knows.
>>185672 Argent, now you're falling in nonsensical powerscaling logic, clearly the author didn't calculate anything in that episode, as nothing in the series short of the cluster cause that amount of destruction >inb4 the galaxy-level white diamond argument
>>185673 Nta but I think that it's possible that the other sins are also restricted from hurting sinners
>>185632 Forgot to mention but making it so Satan was lying was the lamest way possible to handle that scene.
>>185674 Anon, I'm just using what they stated in the show itself. Blame the writers for claiming a Lapis with a cracked gem can harvest all of Earth's oceans with ease. >galaxy-level white diamond No. Stop.
Hasbin/Hellava are just running on video game cutscene/battle system logic. You can't see the levels because that's non-diegetic, but what's actually happening when all of the power levels seem to go out of the window is that the world has shifted from a coherent RPG system with hard numbers into one decided by narrative convenience, or the opposite direction, where everyone has coherent power levels but those power levels are squashed into a form that weaker characters can overcome stronger ones if you just guard at the right time and use Tarukaja correctly Can you prove me wrong?
>>185677 Sorry was just the planet level, I was confusing with the argument that being white diamond from another galaxy able to affect the earth people had that level of speed. Also fair point, simply I don't scale up things from moment the authors simply didn't think a lot about, wich are nonsensical given the usual scale of the story.
Well played, but you are all shits. Describe a specific jumpmaker in 90-100 words.
>>185655 >The reason there are so few souls in the Hazbin heaven and hell is because Hitler is harvesting them in preparation for a secret Nazi ritual Dear God.
>>185655 I stashed the real one in Quebec.
Speaking of Junko, I've been trying to think of reasons to spare her for the short term because she will NEVER be expanded on or get her own outing but chopping up a whole middle school because your sister told you to is kind of a golden ticket to being added to my soul collection.
>>185682 The question is for how long has this ritual been prepared?
>>185684 I don't know much of her but because she's young and if she could find hope she could change herself and the world for the better?
>>185685 7 years.
>>185679 As someone who only knows of the initial pilot episode this seems like the wrong universe to be worried about any of this to begin with. It's a goofy hell show.
>>185496 >Get to elf mom chapters The MCs mom is very cute.
>>185684 Mukuro is basically a doll that just exists to do whatever her sister orders her to. I wouldn't even consider her a person based on what little we know and it's pointless to leave her alive unless you can alter her entire personality (what little of it there is) wholesale. And at that point, you may as well just find and take an expy, since what you're speaking of is an entirely separate person.
>>185643 >>185646 >>185654 These problems only arose because vivzie legally cannot use any charaecters from helluva boss.
>>185688 But Shard needs his powerscaling questions answered, anon.
>>185687 Then how did nobody notice a lot more than thousands souls disappearing
>>185685 Presumably the beginning of times, considering how few souls there are, meaning Hitler is actually Roo
>>185694 >Roo He's Astralian?
>>185690 IF kind of suggests otherwise. DR3 writes her as basically a automaton but BETTER official sources suggest she might have betrayed Junko for Makoto's sake. I just don't think she deserves to live long enough to see that to fruition even if I do sort of want to see her character advance beyond dying in the first 30 minutes of the plot.
>>185694 Roo is Rosie is Hitler?
>>185694 Anon, no. Down this road lies Mort Theory.
>>185693 Because shut up, that's how.
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>>185681 >ZurgAnon: Once an evil snowman, he has become an equally evil cyborgman, and now devotes his time and energy to the stories of world legacies, witches, hedgehogs, space rangers, dinosaurs, and cute squirrels, instead of his old fixation on the tales of surviving devils. Indeed, he has come to take a great interest in the stories of a certain card game, and has seemed to make it his life's work. Perhaps one day, he will tell of the toy's story, of the sky striking aces, or of the branded abyss with its cute catgirl. You get one.
No one cares this much about 'The Encyclopedia of Hell' by Martin Olson even though it has much better and more consistent worldbuilding. Why?
>>185701 Because I've never heard of it, an answer I imagine nearly everyone here would give.
>>185702 Why have you heard about Hazbin Hotel? It must be your fault.
>>185697 Also I was fucking joking about the "Roo is Rosie" thing, but I'm just now finding out fans literally had the EXACT scenes with Alastor being treated as a pet predicted years ago, just with Roo instead of Rosie. And given Vivzie loves drawing from the fans for these kinds of things, the twist is exceedingly fucking obvious at this point.
>>185701 Because it doesn't provoke either autistic interest or autistic hatred.
>>185698 >Mort Theory. What?
I don’t know what’s a good name to give to a modern world that ended up in the sorry state it’s in through what amounts to be a Black Mesa Incident but with Leylines/Dragon’s Veins. Random Name Generator sites aren’t sating my needs either…
>>185701 Hazbin is overwhelmingly more popular and well known, that's why.
>>185706 A man's descent into madness(?), wherein he identifies the aye-aye from Madagascar as the key to understanding every single Dreamworks film.
>>185706 Insane schizo theory that believes Mort from Madagascar is some kind of shattered godhead spread across the multiverse of every DreamWorks film ever made.
>>185708 But why is it well known. Does it deserve to be well known? What has it done that's so unique and interesting that it deserves so much attention?
>>185610 Adam is probably really strong as the first human. He is an archangel in the sense of Gabriel and Michael, not the second choir. Keep in mind that Lilith was second only to Lucifer in power in Hell, above the sins.
>>185711 >What has it done that's so unique and interesting that it deserves so much attention? Anon, the show's production values put most feature length animated films to shame. Even Shard, a man who fucking HATES it, admits that Hazbin is insanely and stupidly well-animated for what it is. Even Helluva, which has a much lower budget and is operating with far fewer resources, looks way too fucking good for a Youtube webseries. People can and will eat up fucking anything if you present it to them well, and Hazbin/Helluva does that in such a way it makes everyone else look like a bunch of fucking posers even though its subject manner is stereotypical raunchy horror-comedy/dark comedy schlock.
>>185707 World name, or setting name? World name would be Earth, wouldn't it? Maybe Erath in chinese? (Google says is Diqiu) For a setting, maybe something Shattered Leylines. Or Rifts. I'm pretty sure that's the background of Rifts.
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>>185427 Maybe bug cultivation was too far... What about waifu cultivation? You link with a waifu and gain strength based on how powerful you push her? The simp/sugardaddy/sugarbaby/dommy mommy cultivation
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>>185673 Lucifer is apparently strong enough that you can't kill him even with angelic steel. Like, he wasn't really worried about being captured besides the fact that Charlie was going to get even more mad at him.
>>185713 >looks way too fucking good for a Youtube webseries. Still not on the level of GLITCH series, but they are impressive for 2D in the west.
>>185715 That's already a cultivation method in some stories. You trade some yang qi for some of her yin qi while fucking, increasing both of your qi cores, so the more you fuck the more you cultivate.
>>185713 I'll be honest, if I cared so much about getting the instant gratification of seeing smooth animation and didn't give a shit about the story, I would watch an Eve music video and would still have a better story.
>>183403 Jump 11: Pathfinder: Reign Of Winter Origin: Adventurer (Drop-in) Perks: >The Long Siege [offense] (200) >The Long Siege [defense] (200) >Divine Favor - Desna (200) >From Taverns to Armies (300) Items: >Truefrost Elixir [fire] (100) *CLANK* The sizzling sound of molten gold and stone giants hammering metal into shape fills the forge. Transmuters harden the golden weapons with their magics until they're as durable as adamantine. I needed more. Despite personally training and enhancing the sun giants with my own essence, despite gaining the loyalty of most of the liberated population of Shalast, despite acquiring the cloud fortress and gaining the fealty of the surrounding cloud giant nobles of Varisia; it was still not enough. The army wasn't ready yet for what was to come. Since I took over Xin-Saefir formerly Xin-Shalast I've become keenly aware of the danger lurking further east. Where demons come in droves and the fabric of reality is thin. The Worldwound. *CLANK* My fist strikes the massive anvil once more. Giving shape to the massive pillar gold that will be turned into a giant sized sword. Whispers of a crusade brewing in the realms of man have reached my ears. And I fully intend on participating. I'm sure the Worldwound is the reason why I was called to this world. The visions just confirm it. *CLANK* With the portal to Chiaroscuro formerly Katapesh now operational, I can mobilize my forces more effectively. Perhaps I could enter into a military alliance with Osiri- “Azir” I'm pulled away from my thoughts by one of the most beautiful women I've ever laid my eyes upon, flanked by her two manakete bodyguards “What are you doing?” asked Scheherazade, while approaching the platform I'm forging in. “Oh, thinking. You know I think better while keeping my hands working” I smiled at her “If this is about the emissary from Korvosa, don't worry. I haven't forgotten, I'll meet him this afternoon.” “Azir, you haven't slept in a month.” She stated before I could go on a tangent. “I've been busy” I dipped my red hot hands in the bowl of cold water near me “You're always busy” She said calmly “but that doesn't mean you have to work yourself to exhaustion.” “I know you consider yourself invincible, but even mountains are worn away by the wind.” She said, reaching out and holding my hand in hers “You should rest. Allow me to soothe you, my husband” “Emperor Azir!” called a flaming bird. A young Phoenix I adopted into my service some weeks ago. “Queen Kseniya is requesting an audience with you!” “...Who?” I asked
[Expand Post] “The Queen of Irrisen! Displaced rune giant warlords are encroaching on her territory, and she's blaming you!” “That 's… uh, it might be my fault” I whispered to myself “This is just a misunderstanding. Inform her delegation that I'm willing to hear her” Scheherazade lightly squeezed my hand “Do you really have to go? The art of delegation is vital for any king, you know…” “Don't worry, Schez. This should take, at most, a couple of days.” I kissed her cheek as I signaled for the phoenix to lead the way. “I'll be seeing you in our quarters once I come back. And Believe me, I'll be waiting the whole journey to see exactly how you're planning to soothe me.” —---- [One month later] Scheherazade is sitting on the opulent, red silken bed with a book on hand. A collection of Varisian fables. She's reading attentively, trying to push away her worries. Her husband went missing alongside the queen of Irrisen a month ago. His paladin order of giants and the knights of Seiros, led by Seiros herself, has been incessantly searching for him in foreign country. But still, no signs of him. The court wizards theorize that he might be in another plane of existence. Not an uncommon occurrence in this planet of Golarion, it seems. “He's invincible” she tells herself. He can't lose. He always comes home. He can't die… can he? She picks up another book. Suddenly, she hears a commotion in the hallways. The door to the room swings open, and comes strolling her golden hero, draped in a strange foreign outfit and dragging around a massive chicken leg. Worried Guards, servants and familiars follow him, trying to question what happened. He just dismisses them tiredly. “Azir…!” She lifts herself from the bed and comes rushing to him. He throws the chicken leg and the funny looking hat with hammer and sickle stamp to the side, and tries to reach her. “Sche…” He falls unconscious face first on her bosom before he finishes the sentence. They both stumble on the bed, his sleeping body circles his arms around her hips. For the first time, Scheherazade can see bags under her husband's eyes. She dismisses the servants, and orders them to inform his other wives. As they're left alone, she starts to bask in the feeling of his skin, the radiance of his aura, the heat of his body… and the steady beating of his heart. A calming rhythm she hasn't felt for an entire month. She begins to stroke his hair, and lets out a sigh. “Welcome home, my emperor…”
>>185712 Nta, yes never in history archangel is ever treated as the second lowest tier of angels, it's always given to singular special individual, the point stands that he should be weaker than a seraphim, even if Vox effortlessly restraining Emily goes against this idea.
>>185714 World name, I can create several “nicknames”for settings but for now whenever I try to think of an actual name the natives would call their World, I get stumped. The feeling tends to come & go, but whenever it’s here, I have the worst mental block & it’s over the simplest of things too. >Maybe Earth in chinese? (Google says is Diqiu) I considered spellings of Earth in other languages (outside of the common Latin/Greek) including the Chinese version (since I was also looking up additional information about Leylines/Dragon’s Veins & anything that could be similar to it) but nothing calls to me yet. Telluric currents are a pretty interesting topic to use as worldbuilding material though.
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>>185427 I mean, I know its the boring anwer, but Generic Xianxia probably? You can pick the Gu as one of the profession, pick the Savant perk to boost your potential immensely, and pick the high tier cultivaiton manual to get the best style out of it. >Gu Methods [200] >There are few methods that are as inarguably dark as that of the Gu methods. Synonymous with poison, evil, and death, Gu is the use of dark magic designed solely to harm others. It is most often carried out via the use of venomous or poisonous creatures such as centipedes, serpents, and scorpions. >Perhaps the most famous Gu method was the gu pot, where thousands of toxic creatures were placed in a sealed container and left until all but one had consumed each other. That last creature would contain a complex and potent toxin that could be extracted or controlled by the practitioner. The toxin produced can have a variety of effects, whether it be slow acting, one that gets passed on in bed, or one that kills instantly. Those that practise Gu methods usually have a way of controlling insects and serpents, and are often immune to many poisons themselves from frequent exposure >Savant [400] >Everyone has skills that they are good at, but there are a rare few that have a talent for one particular skill that goes beyond the norm. Even the worst savant is still a match for a genius in their particular field. You are one such example of a savant. You can choose one skill or profession and become a savant in that particular thing. What level others would struggle to attain in their entire lives is easily reached within months for you. Even what regular geniuses would struggle with are naught but small stumbling blocks for you. You could become a world renowned alchemist or a peerless healer. You could be a master of painting or brew the most addicting wines. For at least one skill, the path to the top for you is a straight road >Cultivation Technique [Free] >The most basic of necessities of a cultivator: the technique with which they cultivate. While not all worlds require a specific technique in order to take in energy and cultivate, those that don't are few and far between. This is the technique, whether martial, meditative, or otherwise, that allows someone to take in and utilise their variant of Qi. These techniques can be as varied in effectiveness and rarity as any martial art. This scroll contains a foundational cultivation technique suited for you. Getting your foot in the door wouldn't be too much trouble, but how far you can progress will still depend largely on your own talent. >For an extra 200CP, this technique will be one of the more powerful cultivation techniques in your world. The kind of techniques that large clans or powerful sects would fight over if given the chance. Even a practitioner with poor talent could go far with access to this. >For a further 200CP, this technique will be one of the very best in this world, a technique unmatched in potential. Maybe this was the very first cultivation technique to exist, born from the world itself, or the culmination of a peerless cultivator's life's work. Whatever the case, by itself this could turn a waste into an unmatched genius of cultivation. Anyway, I assume this is supposed to be like Crest Worms from Fate, but like non-shitty? Maybe also take inspiration from Futurama with the worms, and have the parasite constantly work to improve the body from within and fight of any damage. Like I could even see a bug consume the toxins/impurities of any cultivation resources the user consumes.
>>185636 Actually, before I start thinking about scenarios, I should make sure I have enough ideas for what to actually offer as rewards. Most of what's coming to my mind are different variations of "you find it really easy to do the thing you just did in future worlds". Which isn't the most satisfying reward. Maybe I should put a rain check on this at least until I've finished filling out the regular perk and item sections.
>>185724 >bug consume the toxins/impurities of any cultivation resources the user consumes. And suddenly pill poison isn't problematic. Your idea sounds like trash cultivator. The more trashy consumables/energy such cultivator eat the more gu grows and improve cultivator body. Good way to clean earth and spirit veins of demonic taint or anything that isn't clean energy.
>>185725 Maybe make jump skeleton first then think about scenarios to fill empty spots you will feel are there.
>>185726 I got the idea from the Nanomachine manhwa, where the MC was forced to consume a high tier poison pill by the Poison Sect elder, and his nanomachines just nullified the poison and allowed him to just safely absorb the Qi, increasing his cultivation by like 40 years.
>>185725 obvious solo leveling inspired one would be a magical object that can be used once per jump to rewind time for a few years.
>>185724 Thats a cool idea, I was kind of thinking like magatama from smt but your idea is cool
>>185721 >Suddenly, she hears a commotion in the hallways. The door to the room swings open, and comes strolling her golden hero, draped in a strange foreign outfit and dragging around a massive chicken leg. Don't tell me you ate the Dancing Hut. That much fiber is bad for digestion
>>185684 She shows signs of becoming better/an actual person when taken away from immediate interaction with Junko, and in terms of culpability she essentially spent her entire life being groomed by miss "Convince random middle schoolers to commit suicide," over there. If you think that's an excuse enough to try and coax that hint of being a person into something more (whether she then dies or not), then sure. If not, you can just kill her. Alternatively, you can go the middle route and brainwash her.
>>185731 Don't worry. I just beat up the dancing hut with its leg.
>>185733 Badass
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>>185725 >>185636 A kingdom? Could also work for a scenario. An invasion got pushed back through the portal and took over as their king?
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>>185573 >1. if imps are any indication loyalty is baked in before you go out of your way to be a dick to them like Satan Option for a loyal Imp shortstack companion?
>>185721 >“You should rest. Allow me to soothe you, my husband” And if you have some Half-Caste kids, you can get them to help you with projects.
>>185636 North Korea (or local equivalent) has been overrun by gate monsters because of mismanagement! You have to lead a coalition of guilds to go in, rescue survivors and put down the monster nests before they spill out across the border and start running riot in South Korea (or local equivalent). For a reward maybe keen insight into going in and clearing out hostile territory of enemy forces, insight which becomes that much better when the enemy in question is an indescriminate force of chaos, death or destruction. Any survivors you or your forces come across tend to be friendly and integrate well either into your own force or whatever society you represent if they are evacuated.
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>>185725 The ability to make tunnels to other worlds or pet monsters are always cool
>>185628 >OH YEAH >It is increasingly clear THE SINNERS are literally the only concern of Heaven considering they have jack shit to say about the Sins, Goetias or literally any other facet of Hell despite the fact that Asmodeus can seemingly make random crystals that can get hellborn to Earth where they do crimes That lines up with human souls in Christianity being eldritch horrors that can apparently mindbreak angels in fear for looking directly at them.
>>185741 Oh? I dont remember that
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>>185704 Rosie being Roo makes her being concerned about half of hell getting vaporised and appalled by how EVIL Alastor is for not caring a bit confusing.
>>185722 Adam being weaker than Sera doesn't mean that he must be weaker than Emily.
Good morning dudes
>>185741 >human souls in Christianity being eldritch horrors that can apparently mindbreak angels in fear for looking directly at them. Come again!?
>>185745 Mornin' WoLbert
>>185745 morning wol
>>185742 >>185746 What part of humans are made in Gods image didn't you understand? Our souls are made to reflect gods glory and even seraphim have to cover their eyes in the presence of God.
>>185745 Superior dayrtime
>>185749 I don't like the idea of angels not having human souls. I mean, isn't the idea of people become angels after death kinda contradictory to that?
>>185744 Anon, the only thing Sera has to imply her power is being a seraphim, if seraphim are really not stronger than archangels then we have no idea of the strength of heaven, and you can hc that it makes sense they fear hell, as they're all shitters.
>>185745 Good night friend.
>>185751 we don't become angels we become saints. Angels are completely different.
>>185753 ITS 4PM WALL ANON, STAY UP
>>185754 I thought you needed to have three miracles associated to you to be considered a saint. Hence why the Catholic church had the official position of "Devil's Advocate" to help in the vetting process of who is or isn't a saint
>>185751 Humans are God's children, angels are a servitor race He created. I am not a good Christian and am largely talking out of my ass.
>>185743 Being concerned about half of hell being vaporized makes sense because less sinners means less EVIL. You are right on the second part.
>>185756 That's just for the church to confirm someone is a saint. all humans become saints it's just that we only know for sure those specific people are infact saints.
>>185759 How can we only know those specific people are saints if we also know that all humans become saints?
>>185756 Technically the Vatican just verifies the sainthood of the person in question and then canonise them, but insists that sainthood can only be given by the lord and that there are many saints in the world yet unfound by the church.
>>185743 I don't think she was really appalled by Alastor, she immediately after smiles agains, she was more surprised and acting.
Man, i was supposed to finish the gta san andreas jump today but i'm with a hell of a headache and feeling unwell.
>>185759 >>185761 >Everyone becomes saints >But we only know that these specific people become saints Tha't don't make a lick of sense
>>185760 >>185764 Allow me to clarify everyone who makes it to heaven is a saint. we can only confirm these specific people made it to heaven based on the miricles they performed in life.
>>185748 How's Voyager going?
>>185763 Take a break. Health is more important.
>>185456 What and who are you even talking about? Straight up authority level effects are rare as hell, and even then they don't just make you immune to everything but have actual concrete applications. Even divine servants can't just see through all presence concealment unless they have actual abilities related to it
>>185766 Still on Hiatus. I will finish it after the gta san andreas jump so i may have free time for making some small jumps such as one for american pie. I also want to make a rogue trader jump but i'm getting another headache at just imagining the amount of work and research i will have to do for the ship builder section.
>>185754 >>185764 >>185765 What? No, not all people who go to Heaven are saints. Saints are people who were particularly holy or righteous in life and are given a privilege of interceding from Heaven. Most in Heaven people are just... in Heaven, I don't remember they having a particularly word. The heck kinda weird denomination are you getting this wrong ass theology?
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>>185737 I'm still not sure at which point in the chain should I start having heirs. It's I'm going to do for certain, my entire plan for reviving the Nabatean species consists on doing it raw with Rhea after all.
>>185771 Do it once your genetics have gotten so fucked that any spawn just come out wrong in some spooky way.
>>185771 Start doing it immediately after meeting Rhea
>>185745 Wazzaaaaaaaap!
>>185745 When did you start making jumps?
>>185771 >I'm still not sure at which point in the chain should I start having heirs. Right away, of course. At this point your wives are probably wondering why you aren’t having kids with them.
>>185776 He released the first version of his namesake jump dec 31 2019
This shit is too complicated, I can understand why different protestant and heretic sects would want to simplify things by making angels just dead human souls
>>185776 November/December 2019. I asked BLADE to make a jump for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, but he and a couple of anons convinced me to give it a try myself. I released 0.1 of that jump and put my name on on New Year's Eve.
>>185770 The Catholic Church, for one, holds that everyone in Heaven is a saint. What you're talking about are 'canon' saints, those who have miracles attributed to them after death, interceding for those on Earth, and have thus been recognized as definitely in Heaven, for if they were not in Heaven, they would not be able to intercede for those on Earth.
>>185770 >>185781 To add onto this, you must remember the word 'saint' comes from the Latin 'sanctus' for holy. Depending on the translation, Saint Paul's letter to the Ephesians opens with him saying he is writing to the 'saints dwelling in Ephesus', with other translations saying 'holy ones living in Ephesus'. Those dwelling in Heaven are entirely without sin, and thus by definition are holy.
Kabbalah's cooler.
Jumpchain?
>>185784 Kabbalistic nonsense is all over fiction. Even in places where it literally means nothing at all.
>>185784 More like Chumpchain, ayoooo!
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>>185783 I prefer gnosticism.
>>185787 Don't forget we also have Joseph and the Brothers, which is in fact on our drive, and what started this all in the first place was talk about Hazbin Hotel, Shard is currently working on making a jump for.
It has occured to me that giving a 1000 unit necron miniatures army the full capabilities and faculties of actual necrons may have been short sighted. On the other hand making waifu cron units to add to their numbers is never something I will regret. They have a universe of resources now that is much bigger than their old one. Without the taint of the immaterium. They can go where they wish. I think I will grant them star trek replicator tech and transportation to any world they wish to go too before I leave tiny hammer, those who wish to come with me may do so as well. Maybe I should upload their minds into more size accurate bodies?
Your chain will be hosted by a particular TV station or streaming service of your choice. They will get stylistic license for if your chain is live action or animated and can set the tone from WB soap opera to HBO style or even Netflix style wokeness. What platform do you pick as your chain's sponsor and host?
>>185791 Fuck it, MeTV. Let's do old shows.
>>185791 Patreon style direct to subscriber videos
So what are the best non lewd jumps, non qq jumps mainly, to pick up the most lewd waifu options in?
>>185793 You better be entertaining or they will pull your chain.
>>185794 Maken Ki.
>>185794 40k Dark Eldar/Commoragh or Black Crusade as a Slaaneshi champion, but you won't do it.
>>185794 Kult,
>>185751 Depending on what you take as canon, of all the higher angels, literally only cherubim count as alive. The rest are just essentially glorified constructs.
>>185679 Absolutely. It is actually far more nonsensical than any mere video game cutscene. The only consistent ways to measure powerlevels in this show are >What the plot needs to happen >Sharks/technology (the writer thinks they’re cool) >Whether the sexiest tumblr sexyman is in any given scene looks hotter topping or bottoming, by the standards of the writer >Pity powerlevel given to the self-insert MC I don’t hate this show because I don’t understand how it’s powerscaling actually works in practice. I hate this show because I do.
>>185745 Morning, WoL.
>>185797 Those aren't waifus, those are sex slaves.
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>>185784 So when I (one day) finish Alfheim Offline, are there any jumps in particular people would want to see me create next? Currently in the running are (in order of likelihood): >Hyperdimension Neptunia (Gamemaker R:Evolution) Latest Neptunia game with a focus on Adult Neptunia as the main character. Also features the personification of the FromSoft games. >Slime Saint Small slime takes over the body of recently killed saintess. Causes fun and chaos while trying to hide what they are and also deal with the Saintess's awful reputation. >Demon Lord Exchange!! Demon Lord decides to swap bodies with the heroine to explore the human world. Short story but kinda fun and the FL is pretty cute >Perfect World Pretty classic xianxia story, one of the big name juggernauts of the xianxia story world.
>>185800 >Exhausted Shard Anon A new evolution. With a better design than ZA.
>>185797 Mainly because slaanesh is a trap, she promises endless pleasures but you just become a burnt out junkie.
>>185803 >Perfect World This one gets my vote.
>>185791 Can I choose a specific company under than umbrella? Because if I could choose Netflix but like, specifically the company that did Kpop Demon Hunters that would be cool.
>>185803 >Perfect World >the one with the MC that with zero warning changed their entire personality Hell no. Never heard of Slime Saint before, but the premise sounds pretty interesting.
>>185803 That big?
>>185795 Eh its fine. I will just sneak in lewd episodes for higher level subscribers.
>>185716 He really is straight up just a 5D Imp but with a different lore backstory about why the funny little man in the big hat can just snap his fingers and make shit happen. >>185736 My severe hatred of this show is making it difficult to accept any OCs at all. >>185743 This show being what it is I would not actually be surprised if the fucking embodiment of evil itself somehow turns out to be redeemable. It’s just stupid enough to work.
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>>185809 Slime Saint is pretty fun. Generally light hearted but with some darker undertones made light-hearted purely because the MC is a bit of a goober.
>>185798 An Awakened Human waifu would indeed be very lewd. However, she'd also be in to all kinds of fucked-up shit, and when you used a safe word she'd interpret it to mean "violate me harder and more painfully."
>>185803 Neptunia.
>>185802 Where do you think you are? Most of these anons can't tell the difference.
>>185808 Yes, you can. Just don't go AME of you get the Walking Dead treatment
Tell me anons, what are some games/movies/series you all wanted a jump but no one ever did it?
Why is everyone in the thread obsessed with Hazbin Hotel?
>>185797 Actually having thought about it Im leery about jumping dark eldar at all considering the slaanesh already owns your soul clause, Im pretty sure my jumper would at least be a peer of slaanesh at this point though so maybe I will make that my next jump. Slap those nasty little tentacles away when I drop in.
>>185819 >Why is everyone obsessed with the setting a popular jumpmaker is making a jump for
>>185818 Advent rising Mother of learning Lord of mysteries So many books
>>185715 That is just Digimon Tamers. And then you fuse with your Digimon to fight the final boss.
>>185818 Utawarerumono, Venus Blood, Stella Glows, and too many.
>>185818 Eureka and Warehouse 13 would have been nice.
>>185821 I'm a popular Jumpmaker and everyone didn't start making posts about JJK
Everytime someone asked what jumps people want, and I rarely see someone say Japanese Spiderman
>>185827 There were plenty of people talking about your jump when you were making it
>>185828 It simply goes without saying.
>>185818 Japanese Batman
>>185827 JJK doesn't exactly have the best reputations. Meanwhile Hazpin has a terrible reputation, and is just ripe shitposting material. ...Plus people were talking about JJK, but JJK is JJK, and JJK isn't...
>>185817 I don’t know what that means, but since you agreed I’ll take what I can get. I wonder if this means I’ll randomly break out into song every so often?
>>185829 Fair enough
>>185827 You get enough (you)s compared to the average jumpmaker
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>>185815 >>185807 Interestingly, true to its name, Neptunia Gamemaker Revolution has a pretty big focus on running and managing a games company; creating games (and consoles), selling them, advertising, etc.
>>185818 Radiant Historia.
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The pocket dimension item is giving me way more trouble than I expected. As I'm dusting off my long-dormant memories of series I've read, I decided to try and fit many very different phenomena into a single option. On one extreme is the pocket dimension from Spirit Farmer that is a floating island barely the size of a small garden, that causes all plants within to grow freakishly fast and provide buffs to those who eat them. On the other extreme is Hell from The Constellation That Returned From Hell or Hoarding in Hell. In both cases Hell is a seemingly infinite dimension overflowing with monsters much stronger than any hunter can deal with, but also absurdly valuable resources. In the former series Hell had some weird time dilation effect going on where millions of years within only translate to a couple years on Earth. In the latter, the MC had a respawn effect that meant he could try as many times as he wanted to grind. Anyway. I'd appreciate any ideas on how to incorporate these probably unrelated phenomena into a single purchase or (if absolutely necessary) customization table. Or would I be better off just treating these as completely separate purchases?
>>185835 I really wanna have a fume shroom as a chair now
>>185803 >are there any jumps in particular people would want to see me create next? Girls Last Tour >>185818 See above
>>185838 Just make it a tiered option? The more you pay the cooler you can make your pocket dimension, and give those two examples as what differant prices can get you.
>>185813 Sounds like it is my jam then. Thanks, Valky. I'll check it out.
>>185838 Probably a table for the pocket dimension would be a better idea. Maybe have the table be priced by what features would are a net benefit or not and go from there? One option to make it have monsters spill out and people know you're the boss that if defeated will close it?
>>185838 Make it a cheap purchase for a basic "small place to live in" kind of pocket dimension, with a tiered custom upgrade purchase?
>>185838 I mean you could always start out small and then grow it over time? If its a dungeon style it may already do that but if its literally a different dimensions interacting with it may also help it grow just from whatever energies its drawing in. I could see choosing a dungeon theme for the portal dimension and it starting out as a relatively safe island but after many years (and probably the deaths of humans inside) it grows into something much more dangerous like going from an F rank portal to a E rank portal. This would probably come with worse threats but also much better rewards as well. Like perhaps you had a portal with a type of rare fruit that buffs you and it geows, perhaps you now have new buff fruits or possibly a chance for a fruit that gifts a very very tiny permanent buff with a cooldown to use.
>>185828 >Japanese Spiderman The Invincible Spider-Man would indeed be great... enough to have a local version since reddit made one a while back.
>>185819 I've barely talked about it, and I think it's pretty obvious people are going to be talking about a setting when a jumps being made
>>185820 This jump would actively make me a worse person.
>>185847 I didn't know anyone in the thread knew anything about it was more what I was getting at
>>185828 >Japanese Spiderman Change Leopardon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PePr8hAsc
>>185849 What is there to do in Redo of Healer?
>>185851 Offer the MC a viable emotional support network and prevent bad things from happening to him so he never spirals into what he becomes.
>>185851 Be an alchemist and make potions, travel to different cities, fight demons/humans, stop the evil plot of the dark god to resurrect itself, deal with demon politics, deal with human politics, flex on the church, go to that cool city where they have a system that cleans out the entire city every day by flooding it
>>184905 Sandevistan is just a time slow at the start of a fight like a short burst of a super fight or flight mode for you to plan your actions. It isn't as good as the videogame and anime makes it out to be.
>>185851 Your lack of imagination is appalling.
>>185851 lobotimize the waifus into decent people.
>>185850 >vid Fun fact: the lyrics as the mecha starts changing could also be localized as "Why are you like this?" rather than "Why do you do this/it?" without significantly impacting the following line about continuing to fight the (good) fight with his life on the line.
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I miss when Charlie was a shorty with a fairly big butt and Alastor was a goofball instead of an aurafarming edgelord.
>>185853 >flex on the church >PsychoAnon Whoa.
>>185858 Alastor was always an edgelord, though.
>>185854 ...Back in 2020 and RED. But 2077/Edgerunner is a different beast entirely. Technology has evolved. Get with the times old man.
Hey do you think if I go to dark eldars I can substitue or at least supplement my need to drink in pain with the dnd item liquid pain (agony)? I bought some for my liquid generators a while back and just kinda dont have much use for it usually.
>>185859 Remember, anime/JRPG churches are all but universally modeled on Catholicism (with Shinto characteristics because Nuns are Mikos and very few people in Japan are Catholic enough to know otherwise). Psycho is some stripe of Protestant, so naturally he'd consider these Catholic-derivatives to be heretics.
>>185863 Ah that makes more sense, I thought the gains he'd been making from exercising had gone to his head and he decided to challenge Jesus to an AB off.
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>>185860 He is at minimum a little bitch to chicken shit to show his real emotions. He will never be a manly man like Kenshiro
>>185863 >and very few people in Japan are Catholic enough to know otherwise An interesting way to say smart enough.
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>>185863 >Psycho is some stripe of Protestant I'm Orthodox
Going to sleep. Good night guys.
>>185867 Oh, that just makes your split with Rome even older, then.
>>185868 night
>>185868 Night
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>>185867 >Psycho is a slav Yeah, that checks out. Explains a lot, actually.
>>185838 What >>185843 said. Make the pocket dimension a thing you buy (could be a perk or item, really) and that gets you access to the table to design what your pocket dimension will be like.
>>185873 Jahy jump when? She'd be fun to bully with anti-demon perks.
>>185873 I'm not slavic at all. I converted
>>185818 Ty the tasmanian tiger
I request powers that come with tattoos. Glowing preferred but optional.
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>>185878 Are you interested in joining the Silver Pact?
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>>185812 But the shortstacks are canon though...
>>185424 Wrath of the Righteous has one based on Ember and Nocticula.
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Finally found a word to name the isekai world Jumper enters thanks to the Irish, now I can save the Chinese name + Kowloon’s City/ Kowloon’s Gate (Game) for the realm where the interdimensional entities are trying to kill both colliding realms. >>185868 Night night
>>185878 Farcry's Tatou's a good one. It's basically a massive training booster that tattoos the results of your training on you. There's also the Will Lines from Fable, which are the result of training your magic Castlevania Order of Ecclesia has a glyph-based magic system and a perk that comes with some nice tattoos to use it with
>>185875 DO NOT
>>185883 >Fable Now that's a jump that suffered from the early jc days if I ever did see one.
>>185875 When you make it.
>>185867 That...explains a lot actually.
>>185836 >last pic Wait, Nepgear ISN'T Neptune's sister?
>>185878 Pathfinder jump has the option to turn any magic items purchased there into tattoos
>>185827 You get more responses to your jumps and posts about your jumps than the average jumpmaker will ever see, you greedy slut. >>185868 Night, bud.
>>185873 How now, not all Orthodox are Slavs. Some are Greeks, Persians, and Egyptians. Hence why you find Orthodox churches in places with Greek enclaves
I think I kinda understand the idea of "she can make me a worse person" now.
>>185858 Charlie would be a home run waifu for me if she wasn't a carpet muncher.
>>185893 Atou is pretty chill though and nowhere near as evil as she presents herself as being.
>>185861 I don't have it on me at the moment but I'm pretty sure the 2077 RPG still has it act that way. It's just retarded Poles that changed it for their game because they couldn't figure out a way to make it work in a FPS and some Japs that didn't bother to look up the source material when making their own spinoff of a spinoff. Also. >tech has evolved Lol. Lmao. Smasher still uses an old Dragoon because the datakrash set everyone so far back that it is still top of the line.
>>185895 The presentation is great though, even if she was embarrassed. Now lets go become shutins.
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>>185894 She's canonically Bi actually.
>>185894 >runaway.mp4
>>185900 It's so fucking funny the first Hazbin hotel jump predicted that shit.
>>185890 Why doesn't she have a beard? That's not a real dwarf!
>>185890 >Pic Ngl his earlier works are better, the bodies are just grotesque now.
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Assuming the world gets used too the "dungeon" in a Korean Portal Invasion World Or the world of Gene's next jump when he decides on a name for it, by the time a Jumper arrives/main story starts do you think humanity would have also hypothetically get use to an increase of races added to the world in conjunction with that? So you'd have your usual gamut of fantasy races like elves, dwarves, amazons, beastmen, halflings, etc. etc. with it being a situation where say half to a third of humanity having been transformed into these races when the "dungeon" originally appeared.
>>185894 >>185899 I've always found it kind of funny how there's this disparity between men and women. Men get angry when a female character is outright gay, causing the producers or whoever to make them bisexual despite them only ever expressing interest in other women. But then on the other side you've got women, who hate bisexuality and prefer just having a male character be hard gay if they aren't straight so they can jill off to the gay porn of him with another guy. Humans are truly strange creatures, sometimes.
>>185906 Women don't want a penis that was in a man's butthole. It's pretty simple
>>185879 I would prefer literally any other kind of exalt.
>>185907 You and I have met very different women.
>>185833 AMC started off with a high budget for WD. Then fired the director that got all the actors to be higher Ed for less and then demanded more episodes for half of the original budget. They were upset their other shows were owned by studios and saw Walking Dead as their cash cow and tried to milk it dry
Killer Croc is probably the least likable villain of all Batman's rogues in BTAS. He's a huge scumbag but he plays the victim card to get people to feel sorry for him, yet unlike at least of some of Batman's villains he'd be doing the exact same shit whether or not he was a crocodile man
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I'm just hoping they reveal that Charlie is a sociopath without free will or any comprehension of morality because she doesn't have Original Sin from the Fruit of Knowledge.
>>185911 >tmw mad the crocodile mane shed crocodile tears Doubt it ever went that deep with the writers, but if the police had Officer Bullock, then it only stands to reason the rogues should have Killer Croc as the control case to contrast with the outliers of their faction.
>>185841 >>185843 >>185844 >>185845 >>185874 I had time to think about it over a meal. I was feeling like I shouldn't devote too much time to this since the pocket dimension was a fairly rare inclusion in these series. But I could probably make it less specific by just making it a generalized dungeon builder. On one hand, this is the only approach that solves all my concerns and more that I hadn't even thought of at first. On the other hand, this decision might have just doubled how long it will take me to finish this Jump. Well, I've actually gotten loads done today, so I guess I'll leave this for future me to worry about. But just since it doesn't require any effort on my part to ask, any ideas or suggestions for what options to include in the dungeon builder?
>>185911 Croc is probably only sent to Arkham when caught because they’re better equipped to handle him. He’s clearly not crazy, just evil.
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Which Cyberpunk setting do you think has the most visually interesting world? For me it's between; >Batman Beyond >Cyberpunk 2077/Neon Dreams >Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex
>>185914 Forgot to attach an image for maximum attention.
>>185916 GITS.
I hope Knights of Gwynevere ends up much better than the Vivzieslop stuff. I know its not a particularly high bar, but still its never too late for someone to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
>>185917 I want that giant horny demoness gene
>>185914 >Replenishing natural resources >Inhabitants, can be of varied races or all your own >Dungeons form within the pocket dimension >Size options ranging from closet to planet >Pocket dimension can grow in size over time/when you cast a spell/as a result of certain actions taken/whatever >Ruins can be found in the pocket dimension, if it expands new ruins will be found in the new land >Pocket dimension has its own XP bar, XP can be spent to give it new features.
>>185867 >the unchanged orthodox Lol. Lmao even.
>>185916 Megaman ZX and Gunvolt looked pretty neat respectively...
>>185713 >Anon, the show's production values put most feature length animated films to shame. Yeah.... no. I've seen enough bits and pieces to know that it's the usual western animation slop.
>>185803 Perfect World would be the most interesting out of these. We already got 2 good Neptunia jumps, and Slime Saint/Demon Lord Saint sound like usual isekai slop.
>>185901 First hazbin hotel jump?
>>185912 That's a good pic.
>>185926 nta, but reddit has two jumps for the show... one of which was made before said show even really got anywhere, but I dunno if it was just season 1 early or pilot episode early - just that it really didn't have any business existing yet since there wasn't that much known information at the time.
>>185713 >Anon, the show's production values put most feature length animated films to shame. I'm curious what you mean by this. If you think this remotely touches the like 70 year run Disney had with its movies, and talent spunoff thereof like Don Bluth, you have no taste. If you think it is better than modern calarts slop then sure I guess.
>>185713 I'd consider it to be a step above the current calarts slop but there's no way it reaches the same level as the actual animation masterpieces.
>>185919 I heard Owl House was pretty good.
>>185932 The last season sucked
>>185933 >The last season sucked Many such cases.
Here's a little bit of an odd request but you anons wouldn't happen to have any good art images of a cute, nerdy looking dude? I'm trying to find some good images I can use for my jumper and those characteristics are the ones I'm going to use for him at base. Glasses are a must and I believe "twink" would be the right term for his body type though I'm not 100% on that.
>>185932 /tg/ is talking about that IP, too. Weird.
Might be a bit early, but I'd like to rescind my prior interest in making a Doctor Who dupe. I'm not even 10 episodes in and I'm bored out of my mind. My zoomer attention span is just far too weak for the task ahead.
>>185939 Which era are you watching?
>>185939 You made the correct decision, you are living your life correctly, and I am proud of you. Gold star.
>>185940 The very beginning. Classic era, season 1.
>>185939 I think that shit's just boring, I have no clue how anyone sits through it
>>185668 >Fake Grand Faker
>>185935 Try safebooru. "1boy glasses solo" would be a good start on tags. I forget if androgynous is the better tag for that or if there's another one that's more accurate but it should work okay.
>>185942 A lot of classic era stuff can be dull though 4 and 7 have their moments it's a very different program to Doctor Who from 2005 onwards.
>>185939 What were you expecting?
>>185945 Bishounen.
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>>185938 >Dottore fucked this
>>185947 That this wouldn't be such a cultural phenomenon unless it was actually entertaining.
>>185937 >>185938 >>185945 Thank y'all for your suggestions but I've actually found one I really like so I'll probably go with this one though if you know of any similar ones I'd still take those suggestions. I spent a solid hour trying to find one I liked and I come across this one after deciding to ask y'all about it.
>>185947 Did One Piece or Kamen Rider fall off a cliff like recent Dr. Who did, tho?
>>185952 Kamen Rider is peak and remains peak. One Piece was born in a trench and has only dug deeper over time.
>>185952 No, but it sure is long.
>>185950 The new series (9+ basically) went for more typical action/drama plots with fancy effects.
>>185952 Post-Timeskip, or if you want to be generous Wano onwards, can be reasonably equated to everything after 12.
>>185803 >Alfheim Offline Is that for before or after the Aincrad update?
>>185953 Did you enjoy Gavv? I fell of due to just not having the time to keep up with it but I was really enjoying it for the first 12 or so episodes I watched, really good action. I've heard really good stuff about the new series as well but again time constraints are keeping me from watching it
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Does your jumper have sex with authors?
>>185956 >can be reasonably equated to everything after 12 Only if you're fucking insane.
>>185959 Do jump-makers count?
>>185939 I mostly just liked the 4th Doctor myself.
>>185935 Maybe try some pics of Lucilius from Granblue in casual clothes, or his white robe? Fujos like to draw him as a nerdy/gayish looking twink despite him ordinarily being a massive edgelord JRPG final boss kind of guy.
>>185960 You're right, Dr. Who has never been as bad as the Wano arc.
>>185959 you got any more jpegs?
>>185950 How entertaining do you find American football?
>>185966 I don't watch sports.
>>185958 I haven't actually watched the latest Kamen Rider. I've watched several episodes of Zero One and made a vague attempt at organizing my thoughts into a jump, but failed. And I cannot keep my focus long enough to watch through all of the original Kamen Rider, which I've been trying to do for some years now. I wish I had a functional brain.
>>185967 Wise.
>>185968 Just watch an episode or two at a time at double speed
>>185959 God, my brain is fucker up beyond anything, I thought the red textbox on the right was somehow from Black Souls 2, for too long. also weird question bro.
>>185803 Perfect world please. The MC is insufferable (at least in the early parts) but the cultivation system is very interesting (also in the early parts, sadly, it kind of gets glossed over starting in the second realm).
>>185968 Showa era Rider can be ABIT more than just a slog to get through for a lot of it, maybe give some Metal Hero shoes a go instead, they took the place of Rider for years and we're quite inventive/influncial on moving the toku genre forward in action and story so they're about easier to watch. The first three are a trilogy, though most following that are standalone. https://berndadeltasubs.wordpress.com/2023/05/12/toeis-other-hero-franchise-a-guide-to-metal-heroes-for-newcomers/ I think this was a solid guide on the various shows. Also we're getting a new gavan next year instead of sentai.
>>185960 >pic Funny. The intent is likely that the one who looks miserable will be satisfied in the end, while the one who looks content will be miserable in the end. Yet, with the way they both look, both must have been at this for some time already. That the former still looks miserable may say that they're doing this not for themself, but for external validation. That the latter still looks satisfied may say that they've either somehow dodged the expected side effects or simply consider them worth the time they've spent not doing what the former is doing. We could only know the truth by reading their minds, and that we cannot do. These are but pictures, in the end.
>>185968 Geats and Gave were great though geats has a more mixed view from other fans, saber started out crap but got much better apparently. Revice started out strong but shat the bed, gotchard was just weak throughout, Black Sun is great though a little heavy handed in it's allegories though the response by anons was mixed due to having those allegories in the first place.
>>185450 sorry grandma >>185453 the one I try not to think about, like the relative that is banned from family gatherings and we are forbidden to talk about
>>185956 Psychotic. It's as good as it's ever been week to week from the page Wano ended on. Wano was the nadir of it all. Dressrosa wasn't much better. Everything else is fine.
>>185919 I really hope so too, honestly. The pilot…could stand to be a little more ambitious, but for what little it’s worth I certainly like the aesthetic and narrative coherency better. >>185930 This is the sad, sad truth of it. It is like a pale shadow of peak Disney animation, and that shadow is still preferable to most of the adult cartoonslop out there (dear Gennedy, thank you for carrying western animation on your back. Primal is great, and I legitimately don’t mind either the random prehistoric encounters or the devil viking/Sea People tyrant queen arcs. Zombie Spear arc looks promising too) >>185906 And then there are Baki fans, who get incredibly happy when naked, muscular man sing each other’s praises and even express notions of romantic attachment or call each others’ bodies the pinnacle of beauty while sweaty, exhausted, covered in each others’ bodily fluids and having exchanged conversations so intimate they contain details not even their spouses are privy to. But will then turn around and insist their favourite characters aren’t gay. No, it is the world that is gay, because they have higher T-levels than everyone else. >>185894 She had a boyfriend in the past, for what it’s worth. Vivzie’s vibes-based writing style means that similar to Nasu just going “Luvia is Rin’s rival and will always be her rival who exists to mog her by existing, yes even though Rin is a top 100 magus with True Magic notes and the Average Run bloodline release technique. Luvia is just that rich OK?” she came up with this rival for Charlie whose family is “merely” some sort of demon nobility (probably not the Goetias) whose heiress is her rival because…reasons. Mean highschool girl reasons. And the convoluted point I’m getting to is Charlie used to date her brother, apparently. >>185858 I won’t exactly say I miss when Charlie seemed to be endearingly idealistic but aware of the reality of Hell’s society in the pilot because I saw many, many red flags in the pilot alone. But I will say Pilot Charlie seemed like a more promising, less incompetent character than Show Charlie, who seems like Pilot Charlie but permanently overdosing on antidepressants to get through the day. Also Pilot Charlie would NEVER have shaken on a deal with Alastor that open-ended. >>185819 For me, it’s spite. >>185967 Don’t ever bother, they’ve become a constant stream of gambling ads and nobody’s sure how much of them are fixed-only that they’re increasingly shameless about it. The absolute fucking state of UFC prioritising company men to fight over actual contenders, while incentivising champions to coast on sponsorships and generally follow Jon Jones’ example all because Dana refuses to not be Mr. Krabs.
>>185978 Rizin is pretty good.
>>185878 >Dishonored 1, 2 - The Outsider's Mark >Eberron - Dragon Marks >Eclipse Phase - Nanotats >Forgotten Realms - Various tattoos purchased through generic item purchase >Kung Fu Hustle - Symbol of Authority, Tattoo of Togetherness >Libriomancer - Mind Fortress >Mark of the Ninja - The Mark >Moana - Living Tattoo >Naruto - Seal of Heaven >Supernatural - Matching Tattoos, Cherubim Sigil >The Old Kingdom - Baptism >Type Moon jumps - Magic Crest, Command Seals >Wanderer's Danny Phantom jump - Living Blank >Exalted Lunars - Moonsilver Tattoos >Exalted Infernals - Dancing Flame Tattoo, Mist-Demon Tattoo >God of Highschool-War Trophies >Jade Empire - Distinctive Look >Exalted Dragonbloods - Dragon's Ink >Falnas from Danmachi >Earth Shaman, Witch in Soul Eater >Pact >Ritual Race in Log Horizon >All the Worlds Evils in Oasis of Fantasy >Palm-type weapons in Kid Icarus >Library of Ruina from Augmentation general perks >Fairy Tail- Maguilty Sense
>>185979 Oh, Rizin still exists? Good for them. I lost hope when ONE turned out to be just as scummy as Bellator and the UFC in their own way. International Karate Organisation looked like it was doing fine last time I checked too but it’s well…karate-oriented.
Hey 9anon, you around? Quick question about Cyberpunk-specifically the "Familia" drawback. Can I have Rebecca as my Familia WITHOUT having Pilar included as well?
>>185973 (me) Forgot to add these
>>185878 My God Hand dupe has the titular God Hands which come with glowing holy tattoos. The Jump also includes the perk Jump Hand, which lets you cover as much or as little of your body with tattoos that glow in response to your use of supernatural power.
>>185948 Really depends on how feminine he wants. >>185951 All good homie.
>>185981 Yeah I'd say the talent pool isn't always the best but there's consistently fun fights with great cards, easily better than what ONE and the UFC have been doing. Is IKO the one run by crypto guys that full of MMA fighters pretending to be karate guys?
>>185985 Well, he said twink, not femboy. Which would tend more towards bishounen than androgynous.
>>185950 >british TV >entertaining lmao
>>185987 I think of twinks being on the line of androgyny, as most femboys and traps can be difficult to discern as male at all with the feminine traits played up. Bishounen are pretty boys but still verifiably men, with some crossover with "prince" type reverse traps.
>>185982 Fanwank.
>>185968 Maybe you could watch and make a jump about the currently airing anime about the guy who wants to be a Kamen Rider. It's pretty good so far.
Question for other Jumpmakers. How often do you look back at an old Jump you made just to remind yourself "damn, I did a good fucking Job". Because I do that very frequently, because I am fully aware of how good I am at this. I was just curious if that was just a me thing or if that's relatively normal behavior. Pic unrelated.
>>185989 A twink is just a skinny dude, bishounen is a pretty boy though still noticbly boyish, a femboy is more feminine though this may come from general style via clothing and/or makeup but could otherwise be described as a twinkle or bishounen without those feminine traits in some cases and a trap looks 121 with a women without closer inspection.
>>185992 You're just built different Gene.
>>185991 Honestly it's crazy just how much better the anime is too the manga despite it having mostly the same content.
>>185992 I rarely look on my old jumps, but yeah, I'm pretty happy with them.
>>185992 For me it's more "wow, it was cool I managed to do this".
>>185908 Hey Lunars are pretty neat as long as you avoid associating with any of the existing ones and their organizations.
>>185916 Taimanin is actually a pretty neat cyberpunk setting.
>>185999 Too bad about the rest of the setting.
>>186000 Shame thst comic run got cancelled
>>186002 Yeah it was honestly pretty fucking good for just 4 issues. I wish the author would just release his notes on where it would have gone like he said he would years back on deviant art but he's got caught up doing that BDSM comic instead.
>>186001 It's real fun when you leave japan. There's full out corpo warfare going on in other parts of the world.
>>185911 Ah, that episode where he was dating Baby Doll. Then she went insane and tried to nuke Gotham because she saw this and heard him talking about needing a real woman
>>185992 Seems like something that's you and not particularly common behavior. I don't feel particularly strongly about my jumps, they're just devices for stories, and it's the stories with the characters that I feel something for.
>>185283 Its opposite (ambrosia or liquid joy) is apparently super good and does the same for celestial gear
>>186003 Porn pays the bills I guess
>>185862 I think Im just going to assume yes or at the very least I shall sell it to others to get them super addicted
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>>185965 Everything else I got is just Hazbin and Fate.
>>186008 Fair, Switch did not sell well when it was coming out which sucks since it really could have been the "ultimate Spider-Man" for Witchblade.
>>185926 see >>185929 Someone on Reddit made one back when it was just the pilots. One of the drawbacks in said jump essentially predicted the 50k video.
>>185992 not often, I derive satisfaction from external validation and my jumps are rarely discussed
Odd question, but why is Dungeon Keeper Ami in the Dungeon Keeper folder and not the X-over Folder? Or a theoretical Sailor Moon folder?
>>186013 To be fair Gene started off in the same camp as well.
>>186014 Because Dungeon Keeper Ami is a Dungeon Keeper fanfic?
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>>185978 I hate how they took Charlie's colour palette and removed most of it to make more room for eye raping red.
>>186017 The only difference seems to be that she changed her pants
>>185986 Unfortunately yes, though crypto has infiltrated pretty much all of combat sports at this point. >>185992 I live in the moment as a jumpmaker. For me finishing a jump is less about resting on my laurels and more about “finally, I can include (setting I like) in my autism thought exercise”. I guess the closest I come to that feeling is Nobilis, where I’m just glad I did SOMETHING with that really cool old Windows wallpaper before it became lost to the ages. >>186017 I can already hear the insidious hissing of the marketing department behind that decision. “Rome wasn’t built in a day, Vivzie! Your self-insert has to be BRIGHTER to hook gen alpha attention spans! Brighter than the heavens in the skies above!”
>>185978 >She had a boyfriend in the past, for what it’s worth Who was it?
>>186018 Are you colorblind in some way?
>>186020 Some dude called Seviathan. Kind of looks like her dad. No, I’m not going to dwell on that further other than Vivzie clearly has a type.
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>>186022 Nope. The only difference between the two is the pink was made darker and she changed her pants
Favorite jumps for sneks?
>>186026 9anon made a jump specifically for snekfucking
>>186025 There is a very strong difference between red and salmon pink, especially when red becomes the dominant color of the palette. Also her eyes are different too.
>>186017 >>186018 >>186022 >>186025 Imma be honest it looks like one of those shitty spot the difference activity pages.
>>186025 >>186028 Also, the black accents on her coat (and her eyes) turned dark red.
>>186028 The difference in this case is that her shirt isn't faded from being washed too many times and she got new pants
>>186027 Disgusting. What's the name?
>>186031 Did she wash her hair too many times too?
>>186034 Nah, she's just in a slightly darker location, so the red on the inside of her hair is more shadowed
Hey, so, this is probably a really late time to ask this question considering I already made the build and then started a write up yesterday(>>184642 and >>184724 are me) but how the fuck do I narratively justify Drawback fiat stopping me from just...preventing Part 2? More than I can simply crush anyone in my way, I can subvert any magic system and ritual to comical extremes, and I have access to superpowers completely unrelated to magecraft, so Goetia's comprehensive immunity to magic, generously assuming that it applies to magic from other settings, doesn't even matter. Also, I have seven Holy Grails.
>>186036 Neco Arc dared you to drink pilk and you passed out at an vital moment.
Whats a good jump with tine extension?
>>185878 It han't been mentioned yet, and you posted a pic of it, but obviously, Demi Fiend from SMTIII. Unfortunately, you got a horn at the back of your neck, which must suuuuuuuuuuuuuck when you want to sleep.
>>186039 >Unfortunately, you got a horn at the back of your neck, which must suuuuuuuuuuuuuck when you want to sleep. It also looks retarded.
>>186038 Not exactly an answer to your question, but Terminator has a perk that allows you to extend your stay in ANY future jump to a hundred years
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Are there any perks or powers that would let me sing multiple different things at once without just using clones? I want to be able to do my own backup vocals.
>>185978 >devil viking/Sea People tyrant queen arcs I felt the Vikings were a bit flat, it was like they tried to play them for sympathy, when Spear & Fang repeatedly tried to disengage and forced them into genocide. Sea People was alright but could've been one episode less.
>>186040 Janningston should ban you for slandering the good body of Demi Fiend. More seriously, there's apparently a female Demi Fiend in some obscure SMTIII tg who doesn't have a horn, just tattoos on her face.
>>186042 be one of the crab people from Futurama? Zoidberg can sing in harmony with himself.
>>186042 Haroun and the Sea of Stories has a perk that gives you multiple mouths.
>>186042 There's a SWLIHN charm from exalted that lets you do this. You should be able to do something like this with time fuckery by overlapping multiple states.
>>186036 Simple. Part 2 takes place along a different Tree of Time from the one part 1 takes place in, where CHALDEAS’ plans have advanced further without your pressence. It’s the same logic behind what was going on in Fate/Arcade and later elaborated on in Lilim Harlot, where Draco simply used her powers to scramble history for an alternate version of Chaldea in order to commit suicide by gacha harem protagonist. The power of seven Holy Grails is, frankly, insignificant compared to the power of the Alien Planet once it has the chance to properly set events in motion given the sheer scale of the Lostbelts it’s actualising being inclusive of things like ORT and the Insect of the Abyss.
>>186047 The SWLIHN telekinesis Charms are fucking crazy man.
>>186043 Oh sure, they could’ve been done better. It’s just that it’s still miles better than the rest of western entertainment simply going by the premise.
>>186049 SWLiHN a cute.
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>>186051 She really is.
>>186016 It's really more a x-over fanfic, which is why I was wondering why it wasn't in the x-over folder. >>186042 Those magic pauldrons from Bastard!! part one might be able to do it? Iirc they let you speak multiple spells at the same time but there shouldn't be any reason you couldn't use them for singing. I think reddit has a jump in their black lilith / taimanin series folder called Magical Girl Special Hour and the Idol origin has a 100cp perk where you can sing multiple songs at the same time.
>>186053 >It's really more a x-over fanfic, which is why I was wondering why it wasn't in the x-over folder. It really isn't much of a crossover fanfic. Or at least it wasn't before it was moved to SufficientVelocity.
>>185990 Wankfan. Thankman.
>>186048 I feel like this is mistaking the power of the Fantasy Trees, which are admittedly impressive, for the Lostbelts and CHALDEAS, which are separate things entirely. You can burn a Fantasy Tree down without being Zeus. And, for that matter, if any Lostbelt actually survived, then wouldn't CHALDEAS also lose? Though I guess that's all beside the point you're making. To argue the point though, CHALDEAS is still a machine that needs a power source, and its actual defenses don't seem that great. It has its apostles, but those aren't very impressive. The Ordeal Calls suck ass, but they're not as problematic as ORT is either, and I'm...not sure if you would actually have to go through them?
I think the best part of the horsegirl gacha becoming popular is that it significantly increased the amount of real horse videos that Youtube recommends me
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You learned to not just really on killing intent to predict people right Jumper?
>>186056 >You can burn a Fantasy Tree down without being Zeus Eh to be fair it’s no mean feat either, Chaldea actually fucked up in LB1 and the Alien Priestess had to do it herself. Every other time, someone has weakened or siphoned the Tree (or utterly supplanted it) before it’s timber time. But also yeah, the complicated part about Part 2 is that while CHALDEAS is the mastermind, it’s reliant on misdirection to get moving parts like Chaldea Novum to deal with other potential threats to itself like Qin, Godjuna, the fiasco of LB6 and Daybit. There is also the confusing issue confirmed in the more recent Presidential Singularites that the “fake alien invasion” and the deployment of the Fantasy Trees may actually be a separate process from the Bleaching itself that is both partially orchestrated by U-Olga/likely the Alien Priestess taking revenge on humanity for her torture and partially based on some kind of upcoming existential threat Marisbilly is trying to accelerate humanity to deal with. Even so, the bleached sky beyond the Fantasy Trees canopy and Morgan/Daybit’s statements that CHALDEAS is somehow a threat to the entire goddamn no-bullshit universe show that IF CHALDEAS succeeds in it’s little smoke and mirrors games, it can threaten the setting on a frankly unprecedented scale. >>186057 Right? My Wife Knows Everything vs My Wife Doesn’t Know truly was one of the horse races of all time.
>>186058 I feel like psychic powers are a pretty easy thing to pick up. I can read your brain dawg.
>>186056 >I feel like this is mistaking the power of the Fantasy Trees That's not a difficult thing to do, to be fair.
It's crazy how people act like Frieza was a good boss. If you fail him like one time he goes "you've failed me for the last time" then smiles happily as he blows you up
>>186062 I don't think anyone thinks Frieza and his family are good bosses. They just serve them out of crippling fear. Frieda only STARTS to be more considerate of his forces post-Super and that's only after spending God knows how long trapped in Hell and after being given carte blanche to do whatever so long as he stays the fuck away from Earth.
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>>186060 >Jobs in Fate because everyone is brainless
>>186059 And none of this is ameliorated by bad writing which has all of this is dealt with. You denigrate the power of 7 Holy Grails, but those Holy Grails can spam out Servants, and we've pretty much established that anything goes now. And, being a Super Genius Wizard, I'm pretty sure I can do stuff no one else is allowed to do with Servants in F/GO because the plot doesn't want you to remember all of the bullshit it has previously established is possible.
>>186062 Reminder that even Sorbet waited until the Frieza Force were basically cooked before he decided to try and revive Frieza.
>>186056 As Shard said, once CHALDEAS is left to its own devices long enough (and its manipulations are so broad it will be), it's a threat to the entire universe beyond Human Observation. And it doesnt need its personal defenses to be that 'good' because it's still an actual World with all the power and durability that implies. And anything stupid enough to try interacting with it physically will get themselves literally crushed from its gravity. But those aren't the reasons it's so absurdly dangerous.
>>186067 >And it doesnt need its personal defenses to be that 'good' because it's still an actual World with all the power and durability that implies We've well outscaled the point where the durability of a planet is anything but paltry
>>186065 Servants really don't matter for shit on the scales we're discussing here. >b-but- Grand Foreigner ORT would have murderaped all of Chaldeas to death and it was weaker than its true body by orders of magnitude it seemed like, and that's ignoring the damn thing was just flat out unkillable since it could keep loading itself in from the Throne of Heroes so long as a single piece of ORT remained extant. And the fight with ORT proper was less "kill ORT" and more "slow it the fuck down". Chaldeas needed other, non-Servant characters entirely to render the damn thing vulnerable to being slowly chipped to death. The Insect of the Abyss was entirely beyond their ability to oppose and their only real solution was striking at Oberon, but even that was ultimately fruitless beyond just letting him fulfill his purpose and dying. We couldn't do shit about Chaos beyond stopping it from getting here, and even Zeus had to be ganked before he unlocked all his seals. Etc. CHALDEAS has been hyped up to be considerably worse on all scales. Even if it specs more into manipulation than straight up throwing hands like the above. And given it's apparently a threat to literally all existence, for all we know, its levels of throwing hands put all the ones before it to shame. >>186068 I said World, not planet.
>>186038 Danny Phantom has a 40 year timeline. Start ing 20 years before the show when Vlad got his powers and able to stay 10 years later. Don't Meddle With My Daughter has a start 18 years before the plot. DCEU has a start 30,000 years before the movies just before the Darkseid invasion
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>>186058 Of course! It’s amazing how many opponents fail to understand that actually, severing their limbs with self-sealing telekinetic blades and transporting their torsos into hermetically sealed capsules for re-education or wiping away their free will is fundamentally no different from applying invasive surgery to save someone dying from a fatal medical condition. They simply lack the perspective to realise the shortsighted priorities of mortal life are, in the long term, a fatal medical condition. >>186065 The horrifying part is sometimes it does. In the worst, most lore-breaking way possible. The example of OC3 hard confirming the Servantverse is not just canon but a representation of the Age of Will is one thing, but “Solomon”/Flauros confirming that even in-universe Chaldea is actually collecting Grand Servants for the final battle with Moneybilly fucking sent me. >>186062 It’s an okay gig if, specifically if, you’re part of the Ginyu Force. Although the games kind of retconned them from callously stepping over each others’ corpses to continue the mission to being genuine friends. Everyone else is fucked yeah. >>186068 I still find it funny how Nasu introduced X class Planet/Satellite Saint Graphs to vaguely imply Goetia, Sefar or whoever the new big dick on campus is has the literal fucking powerlevel of a celestial object but NEVER elaborate on. It is the cosmic scale equivalent of declaring someone’s NP has a range of 40 or writing a flowery description of a Skill that doesn’t actually explain what the hell it even does.
>>185990 Need an estimate; how much RP do you think would be fair to have extremely oversized cyberboobs that also double as high-power laser cannons?
>>186069 >CHALDEAS has been hyped up to be considerably worse on all scales. Even if it specs more into manipulation than straight up throwing hands like the above. And given it's apparently a threat to literally all existence, for all we know, its levels of throwing hands put all the ones before it to shame. Dude, this is absolutely not going to be what happens. It's going to be a complete anti-climax and not even going to be a real fight, someone is just going to sacrifice themselves dramatically and it will make the problem go away without making any damn sense. But even if that weren't what was inevitably going to happen, CHALDEAS will still be nowhere close in actual scope of power compared to even the Goetia, and all of the hype about its threat level will be revealed to just be Nasu hyping up some philosophical hoopla about immortality.
>>186069 All of this, especially the shit about it’s localised gravity well, makes it all the more hilarious Nasu (via the cosmically aware Daybit) seems to genuinely think once it reclaimed it’s heart, ORT could just bullrush it’s Galahad NP-level conceptual defence and simply fucking HULK SMASH the thing to destroy it. And he means it too. Nasu likes his smart (actually smart, not arrogant and cocky) characters to be correct but not necessarily right so Daybit’s assessment is meant to be technically correct but incredibly callous from an earthling’s perspective. Nasu WOULD find a way to justify ORT beating a reality warping planet to death because he literally powerscaled Sefar’s entire threat to a confused, crippled, less aggressive ORT’s regenerating fingernails.
>>185992 I do it literally all the time when I'm looking at Engima of Fear or Goodbye Strangers, or even just Udraiken Primer.
>>185992 Rarely, there is always more to add and correct, but I do not believe in 300+ page jumps. I prefer less than 5
>>186071 Hey Shard how's the Nightreign DLC?
>>186073 Thank you. ...I'm torn between utility and Funi. My current idea for a 200 CP custom cyberware was just a biogenerator which is basically just the passive effect of Quantum Tuner...tuned up. Essentially massively reduces cooldown times on all other cyberware, no active effect. And in theory, that's the smart choice. But massive oversized laser boobs.
>>186074 I want you to keep this post in mind anon when we get the full finale by the end of the year. Then come back to it and tell me if you're right around the exact time Shard makes a post that is almost entirely spoiler text with his brain dribbling out his ears. >>186075 I can't wait for what silly powerscaling ORT will get from whatever schizophrenia Nasu ends up giving to CHALDEAS.
>>186076 >Goodbye Strangers That's the one with the perk that causes you to be constantly tortured to the point of being nearly incapable of acting on your own, the other perk that forces you into being a yandere for psychics, and the perk that makes an endless storm of invisible corpses fall from the sky if you ever spend more than two minutes in the same place leading to you basically spreading destruction and plagues that you're not immune to everywhere forever, right?
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>>186071 >Of course! It’s amazing how many opponents fail to understand that actually, severing their limbs with self-sealing telekinetic blades and transporting their torsos into hermetically sealed capsules for re-education or wiping away their free will is fundamentally no different from applying invasive surgery to save someone dying from a fatal medical condition Pretty sure that's still killing intent.
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>>186081 Indeed.
>>186080 >Then come back to it and tell me if you're right around the exact time Shard makes a post that is almost entirely spoiler text with his brain dribbling out his ears. Why the fuck would I? I could have been way more toxic about this, but I restrained myself to what is literally the pattern EVERY SINGLE STORY WRITTEN BY NASU has. Do you know how many times he's repeated this fucking line? He did it in FGO part 1, he did it with Witch on the Holy Night, he did it in Lostbelt 7. He always fucking does this shit. I don't give a fuck about the implications to the deep lore as much as Shard does, but you must know as well as I do that Nasu can write one fucking plotline and only one.
>>186077 As long as you're not like Generic or DD about it, you do you.
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>>186071 >but “Solomon”/Flauros confirming that even in-universe Chaldea is actually collecting Grand Servants for the final battle with Moneybilly fucking sent me EXCUSE ME?
>>186062 He's great in Xenoverse.
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>>186082 It is quite the opposite, just like dropping someone into a stasis field. I am preserving life, against the arrogant squirming of life determined to destroy itself through the natural processes of mortality or worse-the suicidal urge to fight me. >>186078 Haven’t had a chance to do a deep dive on it because of jumpmaking/the paper ceremony yesterday, but from what little I’ve seen it’s more of the same and if you like the game so far you’ll enjoy your extra dollop of it. Traitorous Straghess is absolutely fucking metal though, even if I overestimated how much he’d relate to Dark Souls as anything except a callback to Manus aesthetically >>186080 The implications from TsukiRe and FGO explaining what a World Egg is/where an Archetype comes from have truly horrifying implications for full power ORT given it can 'fucking simulate history older than the universe itself should be
>>186086 Yeah he directly says Chaldea has been collecting Grand Servants during his “you are finally a worthy opponent by my reckoning, good for you” speech. Moosashi and co may be supposed stand-ins for the actual Grands (which is a moot point when YOU ARE MAKING WHICHEVER SERVANTS YOU LIKE THE MOST INTO GRANDS) but the trials are apparently happening in-universe, U-Olga is actually talking mad shit to get you to challenge her (again) and everything.
>>186084 Be fair; Nasu can only write one plotline but he'll change up enough details to make you question "why the fuck would he do that". And my point is more or less that you are saying it will be a major anticlimax, but it's JUST as fucking likely that Nasu makes it so CHALDEAS proverbially blinks and then its mere passive aurafarming wipes out the entirety of Chaldea without them getting the chance to do anything and the last back half or the finale is desperately stalling by throwing everyone at the grinder to die horribly to give [X CHARACTER NASU HAS WANKED TO BREAK THE POWERSCALING] enough time to do [Y THING THAT COMPLETELY BREAKS THE SETTING] in order to stop it. People didn't think he'd make Cernunnos as big a deal as he did, until he did. People didn't think he'd make Oberon that much of a problem, until he did. People didn't think ORT would ever show up again or match its own hype, until it did. Don't underestimate Nasu's ability to make the villains so grossly out-of-scale that the only thing that leads to their defeat are the setting breaking asspulls that Nasu ACTUALLY wants to write.
Funi or boring utility?
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>>186086 Oh yeah and given OC4 directly mentioned Craft Essences as a thing in-universe that Judeo-Christian angels are compared to (as if you needed more proof after Santa Altera handed out physical CE cards to other Servants during Eresh’s Christmas event), it implies the Mystic Worship Chicken (the doohicky that apparently is the key to turning regular Servants into Grand Servants) really does exist in some capacity. WHATEVER THIS FUCKING THING EVEN IS
>>186091 Boring utility that's also funny.
>>186090 >[X CHARACTER NASU HAS WANKED TO BREAK THE POWERSCALING] enough time to do [Y THING THAT COMPLETELY BREAKS THE SETTING] in order to stop it. This is an anti-climax by my reckoning, because it is inherently so contrived and poorly justified that I simply cannot take any of it seriously from top to bottom when it happens. He might as well say Neco Arc saved the day, it just comes off like a gag because of the lack of internal consistency can't be hidden unless you've simply forgotten what's happened before from how long it's been since the last important update.
>>186093 Fuck it. Massive dumptruck cyberass full of nanomachine processors that drastically reduce cyberware cooldown. Feels like naturally fat ass, but is actually full of processing power. This is the union of Utility and Funi.
>>186092 >mystical worship chicken CHICKEN JOC-
Going to bed now. Despite my earlier gripes, the skeleton is very close to complete. I also finally settled on "Generic Dungeon Outbreak" for the name. Literally just a synonym of "Generic Portal Invasion" but it sounds cooler, and that's reason enough for me.
>>186098 Good night buddy. Good luck with your jump!
>>186098 Congrats, Gene. These days I always try to finish the whole skeleton for a given section (perks, items, weirder shit etc) before writing everything in one go but sounds like whatever you’re doing works for you. I definitely like working with a skeleton more than just relying on a fay mood to write everything spontaneously.
>>186098 Night, Gene. Sounds like your ability to craft a healthy skeleton is paying off more for you than for me.
>>186092 >OC4 directly mentioned Craft Essences as a thing in-universe Didn't Guda get a bunch of shit from Servants in the form of Craft Essences like a working Immortality Elixer from Qin?
>>186098 >the skeleton is very close to complete I can't believe Gene became a necromancer. What's the world coming to?
>>186092 >Pic Obviously an MTL mistranslation for GODLY DICKINGS.
>>186103 Don't be so quick to judge. He could just be making a bone golem.
>>186106 That chicken's eyes are a portal to the CofD Abyss.
>>186107 honestly its mouth is fucking terrifying, even if it is accurate
>>186078 >>186088 You ever think the DLC will drop a lore bomb somehow?
>>186106 >>186107 The eyes are watching us.
>>186090 >>186094 To add on to this, you must realize the entire reason why Servants are the be all end all solution to every single problem despite the fact that they're fodder in a lot of these conflicts, is because of the way the power scaling breaks down whenever silly conceptual bullshit gets applied? That it keeps happening, and that so many asspull characters are Servants now, undermines the reasoning that 'well, but no one could do anything about Tiamat until-' because there is always an 'until'. There is always a solution to the problem of the day, and it's always a Servant.
>>186062 >people act like Frieza was a good boss Who exactly is doing this? Are they in the room with us right now?
So, do yall think there is a Superman and other heroes in the Dark Knight movie universe? It seemed that someone else should have came to help Gotham when Bane was doing his thing?
>>186092 ...is this auto translated or is there actually an item called mystical worship chicken?
>>186112 I've seen people saying this on the internet
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Half the perks are fluffed. The items I kinda gave up on, there' justs two itens at 100, 200 and 400 CP tier. Drawbacks are done. Honestly, the only reason I can't promise this for Christmas is that I don't know if the author will put out a chapter this month. Pete and EC both have tricks in their sleeves, and I don't know if they already fit in their perks. Might still post the 0.9 on Christmas anyway.
>>186117 What's this jump again?
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Become a pirate Overthrow the new world order Make your own new world order
I'm probably literal years late to this combo but >Hellsing True Vampirism + Blacklight virus + Nanosuit 2.0 Basically means you can more or less eat literally anything from biological abilities, magical abilities and technological ones and just have it all. I'm a bit fond of he idea because I think I can sort of work it into a power build up with an actual story (Nanosuit user gets infected with the blacklight, then goes fuck it and eats a true vampire later) It also probably looks fucking sick though I shudder to think what any relationship would be like with such a being. Tentacles and eyes for days.
>>186114 It is auto-translated but far as I can tell nobody has come forwards with an alternative. Keep in mind this is a setting where Vorpal Chickens, hyperintelligent boar piglets and the Rabbit of Caerbannog are all canon. >But Tristan said it was a joke- He was explaining it in earnest during LB6 before it turned out to be too weird even for Guda.
>>186120 Metroid X parasites can do anything Mercer can do but better except starting with a baseline of anime powers + they can eat technology too. On one of my first chains I used science to turn X parasites into tech factories
>>186122 Very much noted. I'm not into metroid so was unaware. I just like all the mentioned universes too so it works well for me. A lot of Metroid races seem worth eating.
>>186118 Convict Colosseum, a comic based on Kengan Ashura. Originally posted on the Kengan reddit, now hosted on Mangadex. The author also does some crossover fights, the pic is from him announcing the next crossover. The plot is that the USA apparently gets most of its budget by doing a yearly fighting tournament using prisoners. This year they got some a mix of matial artists and absolute madmen, like a mime, florida man, and the all time champion Hitler impersonator. It's pretty good.
Friendly reminder that even if you assume Craft Essences are a gameplay abstraction that aren't canon(All Nobunaga events are explicitly non-canon too), Ascension materials are canon, and you literally farm the shit out of, among other things, 'Hearts of the Foreign God' from Archdemons.
>>184953 I’m currently working on the Dreamers, and if no one else does them first I’ll probably try to make jumps for: Sarwat Chadda’s City of the Plague God & Fury of the Dragon Goddess, Warriors Orochi 3 & 4, Grand Summoners, and maybe Vampirella. If someone beat me to making any of these jumps, I’d be ecstatic, but I doubt it’ll happen.
>>186122 All I'm hearing is >Delicious Candy
Best jumps to become a spider? Looking to get webbing powers.
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>>186128 We have many Spider Man jumps
>>186129 Any with spider legs? Kinda wanted the form, or a monster version.
>>186113 No, its clearly a no powers setting. Any other heroes that exist would be of the non-powered kind like Green Arrow, Huntress and Wildcat. And even that they'd be unlikely to be famous given how unique of a phenomenon Batman is implied o be.
>>186128 There's an entire spider race and magic in Witch Awakening Also obligatory Kumo desu ga
>>186130 Yes, but they might take some fiddling to get to happen stably. You've got a few shots to do that the hard way with Spider-Man TAS, the Spider-Verse movie jump, and Batman Beyond if you don't just burn your MHA quirk for Animal Mimicry.
>>186128 You could choose to be a Ninja Spider in Naruto and use web related Ninjutsu similarly to Kidomaru. Alternatively there are a number of Spider Pokemon
>>186131 That will make being real superhero there either really easy or hard depending on the PR and local govts. Flight and tossing cars can get a lot of attention. Even not going a hero paths will have a lot of eyes on me. Though, I do want to find ways to make more heroes, even if I just hand out super solider serums to make people fit
>>186113 I don't think there's any other heroes in the dark knight trilogy, no. >>186120 You can switch out the nanosuit for the take over: technology magic from the Fairy Tail jump. It's a magic that lets you absorb technology and then express it however you want. In theory that and the Copy Magic, also from Fairy Tail, should be enough to copy any tech or magic you come across. You could probably swing another variant of Take Over magic that works on any biological beings if you picked up the 500cp version of the magic skill perk in Val's Fairy Tail jump. So two different Take Over variants, one for biological stuff and one for tech, and then Copy Magic so you can pull off August's trick of instantly copying and mastering any non-holder magic (ie: non-magic item based) you come across. All possible from one jump, though it'd probably take all of your CP to get that build. >>186128 Kumo Des Ga Nani Ka is an isekai story all about being a spider, which means all the cool spider evolutions, or at least the path the MC went, are already known and thus achievable via meta knowledge.
>>186135 If you start demonstrating actual no shit super powers in a world that is otherwise mundane you'll have every spook in the world on your ass faster than you can blink.
What's even the point of the empire in Elder Ecrolls if the Septims are dead?
>>186138 Centralized government keeps everyone from murdering each other.
To Aru question because Ric doesn't remember. Why tf is Aleister upside down?
>>186126 >Vampirella Nice.
>>186139 I don't know, half the population of every province is bandits or insane cave wizards so more people probably die to those than to war
>>186137 One problem I see is at what level do you start being a hero? Muggings are small time and taking out a cartel might be flashy. But what is the bare minimum of crime needed to make a guy fly in and save the day? If the Dark Knight movies are a normal Earth then it might be more rare. Gotham is shit, but basically New York. Yes, you can step in to help Batman with the Joker and Ras, but where would a real hero be needed most in such a mundane world? Wandering through third world nations to try and help stop fighting seems like it would be a bit much.
>>186140 Aura Farming.
Why do evil fucks always get the coolest names? The dude who betrayed Jesus? Judas Iscariot Bald ugly occultist who taught the scientology guy how to start a cult? Aleister Crowley The archenemy of all mankind? Lucifer. This shit isn't fair bro
>>186145 >Judas Iscariot And yet at the time that was basically Tim Smith.
>>186122 >X parasites can do anything Mercer can do but better >X parasites can't beat Samus, therefore Mercer can't do it either Another win for Samus.
>>186138 The Empire predates the Septims, the point of it is to not be ruled by elves. Though the current line isn't as good at that as prior ones.
>>186130 nta, but in the 80s animated show a scientist used a blood sample from spider-man(stolen by his spider-man obsessed wife) to create a serum based on a spider called Nephilia with stronger webbing, and injected himself with it, before exposing himself to radiation, though his wife overcharged the machine so he ended up mutating much more than he intended and got a spider lower half. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5lgCXkEbjM
>>186142 Those still exist in time of war. See Skyrim. And we only visit Oblivion during the Oblivion Crisis (a literal invasion of demons from hell).
>>186143 In a mundane world your best bet is to go somewhere you know shit is popping off where there's really no ambiguity about things and just start killing people. Plenty of places like that in Africa, South America or Mexico. You'd just have to acknowledge that modern "super heroism" isn't really a thing that's going to accomplish anything. Then again just going around killing a whole bunch of people probably won't solve terribly much either unless you've been to the DCEU jump and picked up Gordian Knot at which point solving societal problems via violence actually becomes viable.
>>186149 That sounds suspiciously like his wife wanted to fuck Spider-man and he was trying his best to keep her interest.
>>186152 Bitches are always swooning for superheroes
>>186146 NTA, but his compatriots were named shit like Paul and Simon.
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Weird question. Man and woman are happily married. The woman dies. Decades later, someone makes a clone of the woman and implants her memories into it. The clone is technically a virgin, but remembers being married, getting fucked, and having kids. So on and so forth. If you waifu the clone, are you ntring the guy?
>>186155 No because the clone isn't the same person.
>>186151 This jumper has not been to DCEU yet. He has been to Dr Horrible's and can force people into musical numbers for fun.But yeah, I think just wiping out cartels and going full super powered vigilante with o govt backing would probably end up being the best use of jumper's powers. But when you start on that path and govts and everyone know that guns will not work. Will they just give into demands and stop being assholes or just try harder to kill the flying brick?
>>186154 But are those the names written int he Latin versions or the ones given when it was translated for the common people of Europe to start reading the Bible? I can see them just updating the manes to make the good guys seem more relatable with common names, while also leaving the more stand out villains of the story to have names that no one uses anymore.
>>186155 Symbolically.
>>186155 Are you gay for fucking the clone of Spider Man that remembers being a dude, getting laid, fucking a bunch of women, but the clone came out as a woman?
>>186155 The clone is not the same person, but rather a new person with memories forced on them. If it was proper resurrection it would be different, but it isn't. >>186157 If you're just sticking to shithole countries and killing off cartels and gangs and warlords and shit I imagine most governments will decide to keep an eye on you but otherwise not directly intervene unless they think you're about to turn your attentions on them. Especially if you've demonstrated an immunity to traditional force of arms.
>>185803 Never not increase the Nep.
What nation should jumper just walk into and claim he is now the leader and then use his wizard powers to enforce his new rule? The urge to go full Dr Doom is on me.
>>186141 It's a very silly place where Dracula makes deals with eldritch demon-gods to try to fight She of the Ever-Changing Backstory (Vampirella is an Alien except when she's a normal Vampire except when she's the literal Daughter of Lilith from Hell except when- etc etc), while Vampirella's mom (Lilith, yes, that Lilith) ends the climax of the 2010 run by magically throwing Vampirella into the next universe (what's functionally a Crisis Event was going on with a universal/multiversal reboot as the threat, which does happen), thereby surviving the in-setting reboot. The Red Sonja crossover series also has a LOT of shipteasing between Vampirella and Red Sonja, but despite Vampirella literally fucking an unrelated woman in a fade-to-black during the 1920s, it never moves beyond the teasing and platonically romantic mutual pining. You know, when they're not fighting a time-traveling super-vampire (who is actually a god) with crazy mind-rape powers.
>>186152 kinda implied initially but then she tries to get her husband to kill Spider-Man, before eventually getting him to steal a bunch of gold and then she tries to kill both her husband and spider-man while she left with the gold.
>>186157 >Will they just give into demands and stop being assholes or just try harder to kill the flying brick? How are you making demands exactly? Do you have a social media? Do you just fly up to random reporters and demand an interview? Just show up to governmental or military HQ buildings and demand to see their manager like some sort of super Karen? How do they get in contact with you? Do you have a cellphone which will be used by every government on Earth to track your exact location at every hour of the day? Are your demands even reasonable and something that can be accomplished by someone that isn't an absolute dictator? There's a lot of nuance here and the moment you start drifting away from vigilantism and trying to force political change by confronting governments directly is probably the moment every government on the planet decides to dedicate a considerable amount of resources to murdering you or finding any and all possible levers they can to control you. Certainly you could never ever allow yourself to ever become friends, or more, with anyone ever because that would be used against you. Even just casual acquaintances will become pawns of various alphabet agencies to try and get leverage over you. Even if a person isn't a spook to begin with you can bet your ass the moment any government figures out you're being chummy with someone is the moment those people get a visit from some men in black that tell them in no uncertain terms that they *will* do what they are told in regards to you or else "bad things" happen to them. Basically either be content with randomly murdering elements of society that no one is going to argue need to die or be prepared to fight the entire world because the moment you try and get political the gloves come off.
>>186157 >>186161 You're gong to catch shit from the United States because they use cartels and warlords to initiate regime change.
>>186163 If you do it in modern Britain and actually implement meaningful change and deal with the problems they're having I dare so you'd be celebrated for it. It's really hard to understate just how much the average brit hates their current government.
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>>186160 NTA, but I've seen fans call Johnny gay when he did it in the Ultimate Universe
>>186166 >Just show up to governmental or military HQ buildings and demand to see their manager like some sort of super Karen? Genuinely hilarious image.
>>186167 That was going to happen no matter what. No way in hell the CIA and other abc's aren't going to target an actual no-shit Flying Brick superman larper in a world that doesn't otherwise have super powers.
>>186136 there's also a browser gacha with alt evo kumo's
>>186169 nta but presumably the Fiery Flamer didn't actually know that that spider-girl he was hitting on was a fem-clone of actual Spiderman that had the memories of being a dude.
>>186166 >How are you making demands exactly? >Just show up to governmental or military HQ buildings and demand to see their manager like some sort of super Karen? I was planning on showing up bloody to the World Economic Forum when all the rich people start preaching their one world govt crap. Maybe drop some warlord heads and just be a reminder not to push me too far. But real demands besides stop being assholes might need some think tanks. I honestly wouldn't know were to start besides stopping the pedo elites and their stupid wars.
>>186171 nta, but it would be funny to see how each govt tries to win an antisocial flying brick to there side when he has problems talking to people.
>>186173 Huh, female Peter’s pretty hot. ….how horribly did she die?
>>186124 What the fuck is this?
>>186172 Like different types of spiders or non-spiders? >>186174 Prepare to be used and abused by spooks if you leave up your decision making process to literally anyone else. They will point you in every direction they want you to go and nowhere you actually want to be. Also there's no point in showing up to the WEF and making threats like that because they won't care. If you want to do that sort of thing just go all in and literally kill all the attendees that show up to Davos and THEN make it clear that the next group better play ball or else they're next. What you're suggesting is like firing a warning shot at someone already inclined to kill you which isn't productive at all, at least not in regards to what you're aiming to accomplish.
>>186168 >Britain They're holding out for Arthur, not Merlin. Anon needs a fancy sword.
>>186179 Merlin taught Author how to use a sword so it's okay.
>>186140 iirc the whole thing is magic symbolism to make the building work the way it does and to hide him and his loli selves from the magic side
>>186178 It is a real shame that even killing the families of those Davos people will phase them. They only care about their own individual lives and that is it. In my heart I want to believe change is possible, but I know that the only way for real change is taking out so much rot that you have to start the entire global civilization and system over from scratch. And doing that means a lot of civilians die. Having a heart is a sad thing at times
>>186177 Fucking cinema.
>>186130 The Spider-Man series that came up with the spiderverse occasionally turned Peter into a giant berserk Man-Spider.
>>186125 That was known more or less from the start. Da Vinci lot invented a mystic code that is just a bag you can put stuff in in Singularities to bring back to Chaldea.
>>186173 he didn't, it was still funny seeing Peter's reaction when he found out what happened given that Johnny was his roommate at the time >>186176 >….how horribly did she die? nta, but she didn't, she actually lived the whole way through when the ultimate universe was still a thing, she just wasn't one of the characters that was carried over.
>>186122 Hell no, they can't. We can sit here and pretend like the X-Parasite is some kind of magic super shapeshifter all we want but the reality is that Samus beat one by herself and its feats don't even come up to Mercer's ankles. Samus can beat it in single combat where I'm pretty sure Mercer would just crush her like an ant if he landed a hit considering he's able to pick up a 40-ton M-1 Abrams and throw it ten times further than you can throw a pebble you picked up off the ground. At the very least a solid Musclemass punch to the face would send her hurtling through the nearest five buildings whereas Mercer survived being at the epicenter of an explosion powerful enough to annihilate multiple entire city blocks with zero injuries before he really got going or unlocked any defensive powers. The X-Parasite is strong. But it's like The Thing from the movies whereas Alex is like if The Thing had a comic book crossover with DC.
>>186186 >Peter: "Oh fuck, am I gay? Wait, it's a female clone of me, so it's fine, right? But she has all my memories of living as a guy, so she's basically just me if I became a girl. If I became a girl, would I make out with Johnny? Does. Does that make me gay, or straight?"
>>186178 >Like different types of spiders or non-spiders? like the evolution paths kumo didn't choose
>>186187 Not Psycho, I disagree. The X-Parasite is that but in a sci-fi universe with FTL and various other absurd technological feats, nuclear weapons are nothing. Mercer wouldn't be able to move Samus an inch.
>>186187 >Samus can beat it in single combat where I'm pretty sure Mercer would just crush her like an ant if he landed a hit considering he's able to pick up a 40-ton M-1 Abrams and throw it ten times further than you can throw a pebble you picked up off the ground. I'm pretty certain Samus has individual feats far in excess of this. Especially if you take Zebes's ridiculous gravity at face value. And both Samus Returns and Dread have her displaying feats that would let her babyshake the shit out of Mercer with hilarious ease.
>>186188 Just remember: it's straight as long as you remember to say No Homo.
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I want to beat all powerscalers to death with my bare fucking hands.
>>186187 Even Zero Suit Samus would wipe the floor with Mercer.
>>186194 But are you strong enough to do so?
>>186194 But then they'd start scaling your punches
>>186194 Could one billion lions beat one of every pokemon?
>>186194 Beat the powerscalers by turning them gay.
>>186187 >an explosion powerful enough to annihilate multiple entire city blocks with zero injuries before he really got going or unlocked any defensive powers. Tanks have survived nukes in real life. Clarketech sci-fi armor is a bit more impressive than a mere tank.
>>186198 They couldn't even beat the right team of six
One of the weirder aspects of Batman being with Batgirl in BTAS that you wouldn't think about is that in one episode he confesses he views Gordon like a second father, so Barbara is like his much younger sister.
>>186196 My fists are Tier 0 because I'm real and their favorite characters aren't.
>>186187 What the fuck do you mean he survived without injuries, he almost died from that explosion. He can die from a lot less than that explosion, in actual fact, he simply got lucky that one time.
>>186198 I genuinely believe they could not beat a single one.
>>186205 >Voltorb fucking explodes and the lion runs away >This is a moral victory for Voltorb
>>186154 Those names are common now thanks to the widespread influence of the Bible, dude. If Judas wasn't traitor his name would probably be more popular.
>>186187 >whereas Mercer survived being at the epicenter of an explosion powerful enough to annihilate multiple entire city blocks with zero injuries I love Mercer and his edgy voice but you're just outright making shit up.
>>186208 Motherfuckers are still named Cain everywhere. I had a friend named Cain as a kid
>>186206 Voltorb survives that so it is as much a win as yelling really hard to scare the lions off and then your throat hurts for a while.
Good morning guys. >>186209 I agree, it wasn't the epicenter. But surviving the farthest distance from the epicenter still means surviving the surface temperature of the sun
>>186212 Good morning
>>186208 Nah. Some names/words are just cooler than others. Like Abel, Abraham, Abednego, Samson, and Solomon (which themselves aren't necessarily uncommon).
>>186211 But who would win in a suicide attack-off, Voltorb or Bejita-sama?
>>186215 Vegeta.
>>186210 I assume they are just edgy. Cain probably doesn't rank as bad as Judas, despite his crime being worse. Since Judas literally betrayed God (maybe, depending on your belief)
Do you think teaching the Hercules Method to someone who's already old would rejuvenate them? Or at least help negate the disadvantages of aging? I was thinking of teaching it to Tsunade in Naruto
>>186217 Betraying God and getting him killed is definitely worse than killing your brother. God is infinitely more important and better than your brother.
>>186219 Cain's crime is basically the 'invention of murder'.
>>186120 You could also just grab Metroid's power armour for that. Biosuit Tier 2 merges the armour with your body, while Legendary lets it adapt by eating items or downloading information, and Fusion lets it do that with anything biology related. It can't do magic, but any tech to magic perk would be enough to give it that function
>>186201 >>186205 As the one who asked the question - it's actually really fucking complicated and more or less boils down to semi-realistic scenarios (Anime logic) or pure hard mechanical facts (Game logic). Both are slanted against the Lions imo. For anime logic, you have things like 'does Kyogre start in the ocean, and is there anything stopping him from recreating the great flood' or 'can Rayquaza fly up to space and start throwing meteors at the lions' or even 'Can Jirachi wish for them to all die or just teleport them into space' amongst any number of other things, such as black hole gardevoir or nuclear magcargo. Gamewise, there are now a lot more factors to consider, like what does a lions bst and moveset look like, and is this a single battle where one side has 1000 pokemon and the other side has 1 billion lions, or if we're having the mother of all double battles and it's straigh up 1 thousand vs 1 billion. In the 1v1 scenario, the lions probably win, simply because pp is a thing. This is the only time this happens. In the double battle scenario, perish song exists.
>>186218 You mean the method from luther strode? I'm quite certain it doesn't makes you young, only powerful.
>>186218 It'd definitely work to mitigate the disadvantages of aging, but I don't think it'd make them younger until they get really really good at it?
>>186222 Teleport
>>186155 Depends, if someone fucks the waifu catalog clone you're forced to make of your waifu is that ntr?
>>186220 You can invent every crime and it's still less bad than betraying Jesus
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Happy birthday, Megumeme. What did you do in Konosuba?
>>186228 Megumeme and her friends, and Yunyun too
>>186228 I was a trap rogue. Kazuma stole my panties so I kicked in the crotch and then forced him to marry me, with the justification that "I can never be a bride now". Aqua officiated the wedding while Kazuma was asleep because she found out I had a penis and thought it was funny.
>>186225 In what context?
>>186231 Ends battle instantly in game terms, allows you to remove your entire party from the situation to fully restore up. Pokemon have abilities that allow them to acquire and recycle berries which can restore PP.
>>186232 That raises the question of if the billion lions are a wild battle or a trainer battle. And all at once or over time. If it's a wild battle then yeah, lol, the encounter ends instantly. Honestly that doesn't sound particularly fair though, so I suppose I should mention that it fails if used in a trainer battle.
Fantasy of jumping Skyrim: >Going on adventures >Seeing the game world in a whole different scale >Becoming a powerful mage >Battling in an epic war Reality of jumping Skyrim: >Freezing my balls off
>>186234 survival mode sucks
>>186234 Slippers of Resist Frost GG
>>185925 >Slime Saint/Demon Lord Saint sound like usual isekai slop. Reading slime now and it's not isekai, a slime took over the previous saints body after she got killed for being a shit
>>186234 Don't forget the shitty food, the enormous amount of bandits, the ugly women and the horrible geography.
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>>186238 wait, wait, wait - I get mods, right? I get mods, right???
>>186234 Just drink frost resistance potions. Those canonically keep you warm in cold weather. Hell if those work enchantments of frost resist probably work too.
>>186239 One of my dreams is seeing someone make a fallout/skyrim loverslab jumpchain.
>>186238 I'm sure canonically there are hot women. They look solid in ESO. It's just an art style thing
>>186238 honestly my standards are so low from WEGs I can get off to Skyrim models at this point
>>186241 It would probably turn out shit.
>>186241 ...explain further.
>>186234 >>Freezing my balls off This wouldn't be a problem if you jumped as a Nord.
>>186243 There are some pretty good Skyrim models, but as someone with experience let me tell you, modding skyrim for porn is a terrible experience.
>>186247 I meant the base models, I don't use beauty mods.
>>186244 We will never know. >>186245 A jump similar to fallout/skyrim modded, but representing the porn mods from loverslab. So a lot of slavery, fetishes and customization.
>>186248 Oh yes, the base models are horrible.
>>186234 Nords are immune to frost
>>186247 It's just a matter of installing a mod manager that supports downloads then clicking the mods you want to install on LoversLab these days
>>186249 ...Alright, I'm tempted. I've been meaning to do another modded skyrim jump for a while now anyways. I jokingly refereed to Slave City as Modded Skyrim SE, but that still means I need to make an AE jump. If you decide to actually do this, hit me up on one of the other sites and I'll help.
>>186253 I eagerly await a new entry on your eternal WIP pile.
>>186252 I don't mean installing them, i mean using them. I wasted a lot of hours for nothing to work seamlessly. Only autists can make this shit work, and for what, bestiality porn? Ridiculous.
>>186253 I actually have no interest in making a loverslab jump, just the desire to see it someday. Sadly, it will never happen.
>>186255 In my experience, using them is generally as easy as installing them
>>186254 Nope, not my pile. Spazz's pile. That's why I tell people to call me when I offer to collaborate, so that if they decide not to I don't have to worry about it. It works about half the time. >>186256 Disappointing, but also excellent for me. >>186257 I installed an armor mod a few months ago and spent like six hours trying to figure out why everyone wearing it was invisible from the neck down.
>>186258 >I installed an armor mod a few months ago and spent like six hours trying to figure out why everyone wearing it was invisible from the neck down. Did you have two different armor mods installed? That sounds like a texture conflict of some kind
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>>186242 There's 'canon'/official Nerevar art now.
>>186258 Help me up with something. Most of the general fallout 3 loverslab mods are centered around slavery, dialogue (like a hentai comic) and fetishes like bestiality. How would you make origins representing these mods?
>>186260 >zoomer sidecut AND anime hair Oh well. At least he’s not a fucking Argonian or, may Azura have mercy, a Kh*jit.
>>186260 Is he a fucking Altmer?
>>186117 Hell yeah, really excited for this one. >>186177 Peak. That's what it is.
>>186263 Probably Chimer.
>>186199 I wish I had a homie like this, instead i've only got ops around me.
>>186262 The actual Nerevar/game itself had anime haircuts for the summer for some reason
>>186265 Oohh. Yeah, his skintone makes sense if that's supposed to be the OG Nerevar and not the PC Nerevar
>>186251 No, they're just resistant
>>186267 >Summer *Dunmer
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TES elf haircuts are stupid.
>>186267 I don’t remember the actual Nerevar in the paintings and stuff having it be quite that blatant, but I admit it’s been a while and the Adoring Fan >>186271 is not a flattering look for the species.
>>186269 >Resist Shock - Resist Shock 50 pts on Self >Immune to Frost - Resist Frost 100 pts on Self
>>186273 That's Morrowind. In Skyrim it's 50% frost resist
>>186272 Look at the Indoril helmets, dude.
>>186260 >That hairstyle Well. I'll count that as evidence that the Dunmer on the boxart is the Nerevar then
I saw a powerscaling video comparing Isaac from TBOI and Omori and the conclusion was that Omori is basically omnipotent in the dream world but Isaac is tweaking so even if he hallucinates himself with the most OP build ever then he's still screwed. Probably the weirdest powerscaling video I've seen, including Gojo vs Sans
>>186241 Where the jumper is male or female? Major difference.
>>186277 So, Isaac IS actually strong enough to take down universe destroying gods. Because he had a crossover with a fighting game where he took down a universe destroying god. Despite Isaac literally just being a kid that's slowly suffocating to death in an airtight toy chest
>>186277 Little Nemo solos. No, I will not elaborate.
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>>186276 There's Nerevarine art too.
>>186278 My idea is two origins - Virgin and Rapist. I wanted more origins like slaver but i discovered is better to condense to only two. Virgin is about being dominated, being beautiful and handling either big cocks or femdom. Rapist is about coercing, slaving and drugging others.
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>>186279 >>186277 Then again, that universe destroying god was really weak. One of the other fighters is a random schoolgirl and her abnormally large cat
>>186283 To be fair, that is a really big cat.
>>186279 Universe destroying god is still less than "I am the dude who constantly projects and controls all of reality including you" I guess
>>186284 The terrifying thing is that Shakemaru's only that big because the AIs that summoned Emiko and Shakemaru fucked up and set his scale too large. Which means that Shakemaru was able to do fighting game character bullshit when he was a normal sized cat.
>>186271 He's already ready for Chistmas.
>>186261 So, as a general rule, for any particular fetish, it's usually possible to separate it into 'inflicting fetish on others' or 'having fetish inflicted on you'. As an example of this, my recent skyrim jump, Slave City, only has two origins, slave and slaver. From just those? I'd say slaver (inflicts slavery), beast (inflicts bestiality), and perhaps survivor (is inflicted by slavery/bestiality. The dialog option is a bit of an odd one out to me, but I kind of assume that can be summed up in a handful charisma perks and the like. Maaaybe a separate romantic origin if you specifically want to have it be it's own thing. That help at all?
>>186288 More or less. My ideas would be this: Vault Virgin - Make others want to dominate you, orgies, using drugs increase your curves, romance Wasteland Rapist - Coerce others, Enslave others, using drugs on others increase arousal, raiders see you as an ally
Sparking is boring and easy, even if you ignore the fact that Jumpchain is an imagination game where you can't lose if you don't want to. So for the Speedrun any%, what criteria should be the conditions for success?
>>186289 That's viable. If you just want to do two big origins about being the victim and the one doing the inflicting, well, that's what I did for Slave City.
>>186290 >any% >criteria
>>186290 100000 words of writefagging for the chain only counting words typed from this point forward.
>>185978 >probably not the Goetias Wasn't it the von eldritch family?
>>186294 Yeah, that’s them. Actually not sure if they were or weren’t Goetias. Most Goetias look like owls but I spotted at least one snake-like member. …then again, I’m not sure if Vivzie has decided either.
>>186290 It has to be a meta condition that applies to the author, because anything the jumper can do runs into the same problems as the Spark. At that point, you're just reinventing the Spark, so it's better to keep the Spark as-is.
>>185978 >But will then turn around and insist their favourite characters aren’t gay. No, it is the world that is gay, because they have higher T-levels than everyone else. Are there actually insisting Yujiro isn't bi(or at least not just straight)?
>>186297 Can Yujiro even be classified as a bi? He sees everyone as women. You could call the guy super-hetero or something.
>>186297 He's either gay, straight, or gay and straight but he sure as hell isn't bi.
>>186297 Yujiro is stronger than sexuality.
>>186297 >>186298 >>186299 Yujiro is neither straight nor gay. He transcends the concept of orientation.
>>186301 He's basically just a futafag.
>>186302 Unless the futa has muscles and a bigger size, it is just a woman with an extra appendage. Yujiro would just ignore futas because everyone knows women in Baki aren't special.
It's crazy how Batman is so bad at managing relationships that the only one that doesn't fall apart is his weird science experiment flesh and blood son
>>186295 What I was saying is that I imagine they aren't part of the goetia family, being the von eldritch family. Who knows, tho.
>>186304 Nah, Terry fucks off at some point too.
>>186307 I don't care about gay comic extensions or whatever. The last scene of them interacting ends on a good enough note
>>186308 I haven't read the comics. Terry fucks off in the cartoon
>>186309 No he doesn't. He gets mad at him but then after talking to Waller he goes back and apologizes, implying they still end up on good terms
>>186290 >what criteria should be the conditions for success? You visit every setting you enjoy.
>>186310 Dude, him fucking off was part of the plot of a couple different episodes and the movie? Also, Bruce does actually still have a relationship with Tim and Barbara. They're just not doing superhero stuff anymore
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>forget that I could just sidestep the entire nonsense of making a mimic of the Earth to swap with my own hands by taking advantage of non-FGO timelines >In non-FGO timelines, Marisbury finds out that the grail is corrupted & as a result never gets to pursue his plans any further than that or at least a powerless prototype at best >Just steal his plans in those timelines, then carry it out into a setting like Extra or Servantverse before bringing it to FGO Just don’t think. Never think. The answer was right in my face but my braincells decided to think. I’m tired. It will be over soon.
>>186169 To be fair fuck johnnu the guy is and always has been a massive douche
>>186314 I remember him being alright in the ultimate universe.
>>186155 Depends on the emotional attachment of the guy for the clone.
So much as dressing even vaguely like a clown should be an offense punishable by 25 to life in Gotham with no chance of insanity plea
>>186317 I don't think gotham even has the manpower to imprison anyone who dresses like a clown. Gotham should be considered Night City for how horrible it is.
>>186317 Why? The joker is a shithead yeah but he has a very specific look, its not even really clown like to be honest.
>>186317 with the way the prison system works, that is just how you create a lot more clown themed villains. Hell you'd be inadvertently create a clown themed prison gang at the very least.
>>186319 Some radical changes need to be implemented, at any rate. One time the Joker got acquitted of every crime he ever committed by just bribing people. That episode is actually pretty funny because he has zero interest in commiting any crimes until he realizes he'll get raped by the IRS
>>186322 any radical change in gotham would have to involve killing all the rich people and abolishing the the police and court system and establish a new one with none of the previous people involved.
>>186322 Thats fair. Gotham really does need to be burned down. Ras was right.
>>186323 Don't forget the rich people have an army of undead ninjas while the court system is controlled by the mafia. You would have to erase Gotham entirely and make a new city.
>>186325 >Don't forget the rich people have an army of undead ninjas while the court system is controlled by the mafia yes that is why I said what I did. >You would have to erase Gotham entirely and make a new city. no you just need to erase exisitng power structures. like 90+% of people are fine. even the criminals can be just dealt with in a non-corrupt successor government
Good night guys
>>186327 good night wol
Loving the Nightreign DLC with Benjamin Button and the phat ass nun. They fucking lied to us in the funny way once more.
>>186329 Me too. Now if only I could stop jobbing because of my insistence on staring down the enemy so I can slightly debuff him and also quit throwing Fire Pots to get that sweet, sweet level up and actually hit him with my sword instead.
>>186329 >the phat ass nun Tell me more.
>>186317 Joker should have been killed by a fellow inmate or guard a 1000 times over, like yeah Batman should have his morals and not kill the guy I agree with his reasoning why he shouldn't but you can't tell me no other nigga has never had the chance to just quietly off the fucker. Just throw a grenade into his cell while he's asleep or some shit, you don't even need to be sneaky with it.
>>186332 See thats the problem. Whenever someone tries to kill the joker BATMAN STOPS THEM
>>186039 Seriously speaking, durability would compensate.
>>186332 I remember this fic talking about how the reason Joker never got the death penalty was because the court of owls used the joker to drive down real estate prices and buy Gotham.
>>186333 He can't be there all the time, that's an excuse.
>>186335 Doesn't even need to be an official thing ever, though that's a neat theory, just slip the guards some cash to get to his cell since they're definitely corrupt enough to take that bribe and just kill the cunt.
>>186336 Yeah sure but its bad enough that it has happened at all.
>>186331 Don't, she'll peg you.
>>186339 Im already in you dont need to keep selling her to me.
>>186340 She has literal super strength, future archaeologists will end up piecing your pelvis back together.
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>>186339 Does she cuddle tho.
>>186343 I don't know. I haven't done her Remembrance yet.
>>186344 She looks like she cuddles men.
>>185879 I mostly prefer Mage for shapeshifting, these days. Granted, I don't really bother with paradox once out of consensual reality.
Just clicked on a random youtube video and it automatically got dubbed by a.i. Disgusting.
>>186339 Don't threaten me with a good time, though how is her stroke game? thrust game if you're not with it
>>186348 Yeah it's annoying as fuck, shit's always on when I try to watch Rizin or some japanese wrestling stuff for some reason.
>Balancers >Seven valkyries clad in white armor. These servants of the heavens restore the balance of the world by wielding heroic weapons that purify chaos. >But even heroines must one day sleep, so why not retire early to the annals of history? >Power to Balance the World >Rise from near-death unaided on occasion. Attack power increases after rising from near-death. >BALANCE DISRUPTED Ooooooooookay, so uh...a divine force that is explicitly NOT the Night and may or may not be the Greater Will apparently has valkyries and you just kill them because they're getting in the way of killing the Dreglord >Dreglord >A corpse fiend comprising countless bodies and discarded detritus. However they are torn apart or pulverized, their communal resentment writhes with determination, outwitting every form of annihilation. This obsessive mound of flesh, unlike any form of life ever to exist, has no obvious weakness. >CALAMITY OVERCOME >End cutscene is literally just the dead Dreglord squatting there motionless as narrator-kun goes "Perhaps this was an act of penance. We are condemned, after all" Well, that was uninformative. Since this thing is treated more like a calamity than a character I feel safe
>>186351 Unrelated question but i'm sure I remember hearing you were born in Hong Kong and grew up there, did you ever do martial arts and did you enjoy martial arts movies growing up?
>>186348 #relatable #letmeblockthesavagetongues
>>186348 You play-act, but it genuinely is. Jesus, that's straight enshittification.
>>186350 >>186353 >>186354 And you know what's worse? Youtube still can't do subtitles well or at all. This fucking site i swear.
>>186352 Karate, kenjutsu, escrima and muay thai. Briefly dabbled in BJJ too. Out of everything I only practice muay thai regularly anymore, I should really get back to weapons training now I'm getting enough weights and cardio in.
>>186355 We used to have community made subtitles & years ago pre google buyout annotations on the video itself. Now it’s all dust…
>>185933 >>185934 Mostly because Disney canceled it abruptly and forced them to resolve plots that would've required 2 - 3 extra seasons in 1.
Making the drawbacks for GTA San Andreas. Anyone has some good ideas?
>>186330 Yeah Scholar is tricking but damn I love picking up debuff weapons for him, and that ult too. DLC is hard! It's great. >>186331 One of the new characters is called Undertaker, and is a battle nun with a noticeably large butt that curves the back of her dress.
>>186360 Tricky*
>>186327 Night, WoL.
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>>186331 >anon likes nuns with fat asses There's one in Warframe too, but she's Space-French. And can open a portal to the sun to fire plasma beams.
>>186359 Racially biased. Black for black, mexican and mexican, etc. Targeted by cops. Targeted by military disproportionately. Paid fuck all. Think there's supernatural stuff happening and can't prove it. Be Italian.
>>186351 >Greater Will finally sends aid after millennia of being MIA >we just fucking kill them Why is everyone in the Lands Between so fuckign dumb. Why.
>>186359 Glowies are fucking everywhere and/or got you on the hook. Your family are retarded. Retarded and hellbent on doing retarded things. You care, for some reason.
>>186337 In the comics the Joker is mildly superhuman strength-wise and more so durability-wise. Average criminal just gets beaten to death. Even in the DCAU shows he’s unreasonably durable to blunt-force impacts, though a knife or gun should be enough if you catch him off guard. Unlike in the comics, where it’s a coin flip on whether he’ll walk off a point-blank shotgun blast to the chest.
>>186367 Just open the whole where they pass him food, throw a grenade in and lock it back up and run away.
>>186359 Obviously a Tenpenny drawback where one police officer is out to fuck you over specifically. A drawback that makes all your friends chronically prone to betraying you for personal gain. A drawback that causes government agencies to constantly blackmail/strong-arm you into doing suspect shit. One that forces you to manage a business that's under constant threat from gang violence where it has to be annually profitable without using your personal resources or you fail the jump. A drawback to have an incredibly toxic girlfriend who you can't directly harm, avoid, or break up with. A drawback that causes everything to go catastrophically wrong unless you follow the damn train CJ. That is, there's never a Plan B: if you fail at whatever your first plan is then whatever you're trying to do just becomes impossible due to events conspiring against you.
>>186367 Since he has plot armor in one fic the MC transports him to a helicopter completely bound with a order to transfer him to another prison just to take a gun and shot him in the head.
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>>185878 Akame ga Kill - Extract type Teigu
>>185878 Prince of Persia.
>>186356 I heard Karate was really popular there, which style did you practice and what was your favorite weapon you trained in with eskrima?
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>>186092 >get a speciall Mystical Worship Chicken Egypt stonks on the rise
>>186373 Oh just to be clear the karate training mostly happened in Taiwan and all the muay thai/escrima in HK, and...damn, it's been ages but I think it was Gojuryu? Great sensei. Total hardass. Didn't neglect stuff like jumping rope conditioning and takedowns so even though I didn't find out I basically wasted my fighting life not starting with wrestling as a base, I at least knew the 3 basic and efficient ways of pushing another human being off the light, fluffy air onto the cold, hard concrete (double leg, single leg, simple sweep). Then picked up neck wrestling in muay thai. >favourite weapon The sticks for fast twitch muscle training, but the knife for actual self defence. It's like a damn paint brush but one that opens blood vessels instead of smear paint.
>>186062 >>186063 >>186071 Don't they also have maternal leave too?
>>186352 >martial arts movies Also hell yeah. Stephen Chow has the comedy side completely covered, but when it comes to choreography no one can beat Donnie Yen. Mainly because he put in the work to take up MMA too instead of being a fakeass wuxia master, like most wuxia masters. Even if Sammo Hung made for an excellent onscreen rival. ...pity the vocation of movie martial arts superstar has basically died out now there are faster and less physically traumatic ways of making money quickly, but it was kinda inevitable considering how tough that life is.
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>>186375 You always seemed like a mad dog fighting style guy shard
>>186378 Wellll, long before all that fancy-schmancy kata and weapon flow trainin' I was one hell of a scrapper in a pillow fight. Not the girly bed kind, the "we gave the kids a fluffy brick in a sack and assumed there was no danger of concussions AND that we wouldn't be competitive enough to fold the pillow in half to win this WAR with a literal mace, like the Witch-King of Angmar" My parents, not really understanding what autism really was at the time, just hoped the martial arts would teach me discipline and integrity. And I mean, in a roundabout way they did. It's just, not being martial artists themselves, they will never understand the emotions that come with higher-T levels at a critical moment in puberty.
>>186375 Sound like good stuff then, Goju Ryu is one of those styles i'd love to learn though i've heard there's a big quality difference between Okinawan and Japanese Goju Ryu. A solid style in anycase especially compared to other Karate styles like Shotokan. >>186377 Donnie Yen is the goat, the man has been the best at what he does in each decade he's been in since he got scouted by Yuen Woo Ping, incredibly forward thinking in his style of action choreography with his harder hitting counter style from the 90s to his mma influenced work from the early 2000s to this day and he also completely revitalized the traditional martial art film genre with his ip man films. I agree with you on the superstar thing, you're still getting great movies to this day from around the world If you ever want recommendations i've got loads but we've unfortunately passed the days when people like Jackie Chan, and to a lesser extent JCVD for wetern action movies, could become a mega star based on just there skill in martial arts movies.
>>186379 I'll be honest, you don't seem autistic, you seem like the average chink, but more honest. If that makes sense. Like you just show your programming rather than just be annoyingly aggressive with it and swarming something like the others do
>>186381 Hong Kong, fwiw.
>>186363 Is she also the type to abuse jumper in interesting and fun ways?
>>186382 That makes so much sense, All the best Chinks I know came from Taiwan or Hong Kong, pre china absorption
Is stranger things worth a watch?
>>186385 I mean I guess, but what stranger things are you looking at exactly
>>186385 I've heard mixed things about it. If you like nostalgia bait for people who never lived in the 80's with a little bit of horror Maybe DND too since Vecna apparently is in it then go for it.
>>186385 As per fucking always with modern media, season 1-2 probably yes, season 3 is maybe yes, further only if you want to torture yourself.
>>186387 >Vecna No, they just appropriated the name for unrelated schmuck.
>>186386 >>186387 >>186388 Just asking cause we have a jump and I saw some clips on youtube that made it seem good but every clips show on youtube pulls the good and ignores the bad
>>186385 I never really liked though I didn't really watch much "Kids on Bikes" movies growing besides Goonies which is the type of media it's aping so it doesn't have the nostalgia hook to get me into it. My Dad loves it though.
>>186380 >one of those styles If I've learned anything from fighting it's that the trainer's understanding of fighting's realities and skill at training some oik who's never made a fist in his life how to last 5 seconds in a fucked up crazy situation matters a LOT more than whatever style you work with. You can make anything work as long as you accept that much like with law, there is no true right answer in fighting, even though you need both solid prepwork and the ability to improvise to succeed. I honestly dunno if my sensei's lineage was Okinawan or Japanese. He was a big heavyset Taiwanese dude who just new how to fuckin' fighting, and I think that mattered more in the end than whatever his lineage was. I DO regret not learning more from my kenjutsu teacher, though. He was a kyokushin blackbelt. And we can argue about the stylistic strengths and weaknesses of kyokushin, but at the end of the day it has what every good style need: FULL. CONTACT. I really regret not taking some more time out of my weekend to learn how to blast a ribcage good and proper. Hell yeah, Donnie moreso than anyone from his generation has earned his retirement. Shit I don't even care his movies quickly went full Rocky 4-tier levels of nationalist propaganda, it's so hilariously over the top it's STILL entertaining even though it's very blatant. >spoiler Hit me. I've completely lost track of GOOD fighting after The Raid 2. RRR has good choreography but like...it's noticeably choreography. >>186381 Well, thank ye kindly. For what it's worth I did actually get tugged into seeing a psychiatrist who did confirm I'm on the spectrum enough to count. It's just that unlike in the West where I'm given to understand you're encouraged to be yourself (as long as "yourself" isn't ideologically controversial) in Asia the typical response to being neurodivergent is to try everything from shouting at the child to rigorous exercise in the hopes of just exhausting the individuality out of it. So if I seem upfront about my programming, I think it's because I'm so fucking fed up with my culture I just feel I gain NOTHING from pretending everything is fine anymore when I got my academic papers and I got my job that I spent my childhood slaving towards (especially on a mongolian basket weaving forum...colony), and because none of you are doing business (not jumpmaking, actual money business) with me so I don't need to expend the energy to wear my polite/efficient/has plan to kill everyone I meet mask like I do in public. >>186385 The first two seasons were pretty alright if you like 90s kids and grisly horror. Heard it fell off HARD in the latest season but...well, that's par the course for most shows that go on for this long these days. The one upside about watching Hazbin is that it started so near the bottom it can only go up, even if it shits the bed the bar is set so low that shitting the bed is more amusing than disappointing.
>>186387 It's not actually Vecna. What's funny is that there's apparently a Dead By Daylight crossover event coming where Vecna from Stranger Things will be released. Which is really funny because the actual Vecna from D&D is already in the game so you have both the real Vecna and the fake Stranger Things Vecna.
>>186392 >Well, thank ye kindly. For what it's worth I did actually get tugged into seeing a psychiatrist who did confirm I'm on the spectrum enough to count. It's just that unlike in the West where I'm given to understand you're encouraged to be yourself (as long as "yourself" isn't ideologically controversial) in Asia the typical response to being neurodivergent is to try everything from shouting at the child to rigorous exercise in the hopes of just exhausting the individuality out of it. So if I seem upfront about my programming, I think it's because I'm so fucking fed up with my culture I just feel I gain NOTHING from pretending everything is fine anymore when I got my academic papers and I got my job that I spent my childhood slaving towards (especially on a mongolian basket weaving forum...colony), and because none of you are doing business (not jumpmaking, actual money business) with me so I don't need to expend the energy to wear my polite/efficient/has plan to kill everyone I meet mask like I do in public. Based, I respect it. I respect it so much that for the few times me and you ever had problems with eachother that I'd like to apologize. You're a real one Shard


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