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General Thread #94: You Played Yourself Edition Jumper 12/11/2025 (Thu) 20:23:54 No. 192542
A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting. Please make sure to spoiler explicit images and keep hornyposting to a minimum. >Old thread: >> 190476 >Horny Thread: >>143436 >Thread Archive: >>1331
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How do I help him not be depressed?
>>194596 >Attempts to influence jumper are unlikely. Fair enough.
>>194599 Be one of his kids, actually talk to him regularly.
>>194596 But would Aslan stop an avatar of Darkseid who followed Jumper in from beating Jumper to death and destroying half of Narnia in the process?
>>194599 Give him something to do creatively, and/or undo the restrictions placed on him somehow. I'm sure we have a perk or item somewhere that could do it. If you're one of his kids, interacting with him and pushing him could do a lot of good in the long run.
>>194602 If you want to write your Aslan in that way then you decide. But if you want to consider Aslan in the context of the Jesus figure, and anticipate his behavior based on Christian teachings, then you have to keep in mind that it isn't Jesus' job to save everyone from dying. Jesus is there to remind people that they exist to turn away from sin and towards God, that repentance is something every devout individual should embrace as soon as possible, and that God's grace allows one to change but does not force change upon an individual. The situation you're describing is like what some texts depict when it comes to society becoming so degenerate that they have completely forgotten God's grace. Just as Jesus isn't going to show up and stop a world war from happening, Aslan probably would not intervene either, because those who are truly good will already be saved through death. The land of Narnia itself isn't what's important. Salvation is for the souls, not necessarily the body.
>>194539 He's so one-dimensional it's unbelievable. Just a decade ago a character like him was the sole domain of genre parody flicks and stepfathers to YA protagonists. Like, what do you do with someone like him in your show? What does he communicate by existing? Even in the context of the Hellaverse his intro is hard non-sequitur. Like the writers all as one went into a shared Tourette's attack ranting about misogyny and the just forgot to stick a character in the margins afterward.
>>194604 Thank you for the serious and well-thought out answer. >The land of Narnia itself isn't what's important. Salvation is for the souls, not necessarily the body. About what I expected. Unless it gets in the way of his divine plan (which it shouldn’t, since God is not bound by time and would’ve known Darkseid would intrude into his creation since before he made said creation) he has no reason to stop him when those who are saved are already saved, and those who are not and face death were always going to die unsaved.
>>194605 He's a warning to the audience about becoming so based you wrap back around to being cringe
It's snowing hard here...
>>194605 >what do you do with someone like him in your show? Vivzie: "Work out my issues with my ex by drawing him as a fat soyjack" >What does he communicate by existing? Vivzie: "That I'm secretly insecure about my weight and project it onto the designated antagonist I INTENDED to get killed off humiliatingly after existing to run his mouth and hopefully make the audience root against him by having him being a jerk (but not a rating-risking jerk) to Charlie and her girlfriend as a final insult. Except oh shit, he's popular now so I need to pretend he's totally one of my favourite characters because I want my show to be popular and all the characters in it to be merchandisable so whatever dark pact I made with Amazon remains financially lucrative for both of us. I'm going to have other characters glaze him in S2 posthumously until I figure out what the fuck to do about this, 2 years should be enough time" I almost respected the sheer pettiness of it until I saw Vivzie backtracking and desperately pretending there was totally a plan for this dude beyond getting killed off in S1. >>194608 I yearn for snow.
>>194608 I've only ever seen snow once, it was when I was a kid.
>>194605 that's the fundamental problem with the show it's supposed to be about redemption something that requires nuance. but it's written by a woman who's stuck in the mindset of a 14-year-old fujoshi. And the worst part is it could have been good because all the people who wrote the pilot (that viv refused to credit mind you) have gone to work on actually good shows to bad viv burned all bridges with them.
>>194609 >he's popular now Well he's pretty much the only funny character in the series so that likely was a big contributor. I saw someone say he didn't come across as powerful or like a real threat, but I was pretty intimidated when he grabbed Charlie as a hologram and whirled her out of the room. It was subtle, but way more threatening than anything Alastor ever did
>Rikka was the archtype I kept forgetting to include with Penguin, Ice Counters & Windwitch for a winter setting Duel Monsters jump idea >>194609 I wish I could send it over to you man >>194610 >Bus isn't arriving until the next hour >there's already a growing crowd of people trying to leave early like me I'm not having fun... >>194611 It's nice at first, but over here it will dirty quickly with mud, piss, & coffee stains. And the trash. Never got a chance to make a proper snowman because of that. Even if snow has been getting rarer each year...
>>194613 Honestly the majority of the fandom I've seen seems to agree (or hope) Dickmaster's a powerhouse by Hazbin standards. HEEMing Alastor so hard it continued to have ramifications in S2 did wonders for his reputation, as did the assumption exterminations had been going on for thousands of years given the pacing of Charlie's storybook in the pilot. Couple that with many aspiring fanfiction writers wanting to incorporate wilder judeo-christian-islamic lore into the setting and well...yeah. Dickmasters upscales nicely in a mind that assumes Michael and Gabriel and the rest are canon, but he was still put in charge of Heaven's military for some reason. It's always fucking sad to watch a fandom futilely try to fill in holes that can't be patched.
>>194608 There's so much snow outside I'm not sure I'll even be able to go out tomorrow
>>194611 The last time it snowed here, it knocked the power out for most of the state. Because of course Texas specifically didn't join the countrywide power grid because winterizing your power system was a hard requirement for it
>>194615 Dickmaster was the coolest guy
I ship Alastor and Charlie
So I'm looking at the names that Umamusume gives it's mob horses and there's one called Alley Cat, and now I'm imagining Umamusume but there's other kinds of kemono girls, and there's just a catgirl pretending to be a horsegirl so she can be a professional horsegirl racer.
>>194620 Anyways, do any drives have a Umamusume jump, or am I gonna have to hit up Sports or Slice of Life to go there?
>>194619 The only thing I like about him is that his voice sounds like an old radio host. The vocal effect anyways, I think the voice underneath could lean into it better.
>>194619 >Spoiler I don't. Mostly because Alastor is, unfortunately, one of the few bits of asexual representation in media
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>>194539 He is fun and like 9 feet tall. It's not hard to see why people like him. Also, Lute is cute.
>>194622 I like that he's basically an anime battle maniac character in the middle of Disney hell >>194623 Mark my words, he's been planning to pound princess pussy since day 1 so he can become the rightful ruler of hell
>>194212 >Either Metal Gear Solid 2 or Dota2 Oh boy
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>>194388 [Generic Portal Invasion] Drawbacks: Reborn in a Web Novel: The Dark Tower, Stereotype: Chinese, Crossover Crossup, Courting Death, Mandatory TutorialX2, Live Bait, Kill the Jumper, Never Again, Torture Porn, Nobody, Compromised SystemX2 (3800) Scenario: Closing -Reward: Ascend the Dark Tower Acclimation: The Calm (The beginning of Arthur Eld’s reign) World - Monsters Monsters: The Court of the Crimson King Monster Ranking: Stephen King’s drugged ravings Evolution: Chaos is a ladder Drops: Situational White blessings Origins: The Prim Motives: Chaosfaggotry World - Portals Portals: North Central Positronics infrastructure Dungeons: Horrifying nightmare realms Dungeon rankings: Whatever Los wants Resistance: Nightmare logic Resources: “Magic”, magitech Dungeon break: Timeloop World - Awakeners Hunters: Mass production model ka-tet Economic standing: Variable Social standing: Knight/gunslinger Political standing: Arthur Eld’s court Hunter taxes: No Organizations: Various Hunter ranks: Set by destiny Support roles: Set by destiny World - System Origin: Ancient contest between the Prim and Gan Classes: Still being decided Skills: Stephen King’s drugged ravings Levelling: Lol, lmao even World - Constellations Nature: Demons of the Prim (Guardians exist too but are FUCKING USELESS) Identity: Manifestation of mortal terror Character: Chaosfaggots Constellation ranks: The Court of the Crimson King Backlash/Death Games/Agents/Incarnations: Just pick a Stephen King story
[Expand Post] World - Miscellaneous Tutorial: Weird dream Outside Powers: Random bullshit like the Ritual of Chud Anomalies: Yes, plus Stephen King Cheats: Stephen King plot devices Variants: Western horror Balance of Power: Lol, lmao even Origin: Human Build: SSS Class [Eternal Hero] (3000) Unranked Skill [Final Shot] (2200) Aura Farming (Free) Alpha Male (Free) Late Bloomer (Free) Straight to the Point: [Shooting things] (1900) Max levelX3 (700) Limit Breaker (400) Regressor (0) Assets - System Interface (Free) Experience Points (Free) Statistics (Free) Level Up - Active Sponsors (Free) Skill Up - Dynamic (+600, 400) Personalized (350) Merge Branch: The Final Shape (300) Unusual Methods (100) Party (0) Assets - Party & Gear Based on a True(ish) Story (Free) Companion ImportX3 (0) -Drawbacks: Live Bait, Torture Porn, New Profile, Mandatory Tutorial, Compromised System, Mandatory Tutorial, Crossover Crossup (+1600, 3000) -Origin: Human -Build: SSS Class [Eternal Consort] (2200) -Aura Farming (Free), Regressor (1800), Limit Breaker (1500), Infinite Summoner (1200), Max LevelX3 (0) -Skill Up - Dynamic (+600, 400), Personalized (350), Merge Branch: The Final Shape (300), Unusual Methods (100), Party (0) “I, Roland Deschain, Reborn For The Last Time In An Endless Cyclical Journey to God’s Manifestation, Am Fucking Sick Of Being A Regressor. My Mission? To Kill Chaos With My Similarly Wronged Band of Regressor Waifus” >Title of a 12,000 page VN mostly about the castration of the Crimson King and the slow, graphic and utterly merciless torturing to death of the entire Prim as an increasingly exasperated and horrified Gan asks his strongest soldier to maybe take it easy on the poor chaos demons
>>194619 It's very noticeable how Vivzie has the plot go out of it's way to have the two of them interact as little as possible.
>>194624 He's also one of the few people to bring up the point that hell is supposed to be a punishment for evil people something the show rarely addresses. >>194628 It's because she personally dislikes the ship. which goes to show were her writing priorities lie
>>194628 So, why doesn't the Hellaverse jump have an option to be a normal human? Like, they're a thing that exists in the setting. IMP murders a bunch of them. They can also definitely end up in hell while still alive, since IMP's dragged at least one down there. I just wanna be a dude that ended up in hell and ended up just joining in with the shenanigans with no one noticing, at least until I accidentally die and come back as a Sinner
>>194630 >HOA strikes again
>>194629 >It's because she personally dislikes the ship. which goes to show were her writing priorities lie DAMMIT, my otp will NEVER be canon! I'm FINISHED
>>194631 HOA wanted human options in jumps that definitely shouldn't have them. I was asking why a jump that could have an option didn't.
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