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General Thread #30 - Wresting Edition Jumper 07/05/2025 (Sat) 00:09:35 No. 61800
A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting. Please make sure to spoiler explicit images and keep hornyposting to a minimum. Old Thread: >>59749 Horny Thread: >>728
Strike-chan, on the off chance you're still around is there any chance of adding the Castigator to the Sororitas jump? Tanks are cool.
>>61780 >>61784 I love how, often Godzilla manages to be a cosmic threat if given a chance: >Singular Point Godzilla, a small fragment of a cosmic horror >Godzilla Earth, remakes the world in his own image and creates an army of lesser Godzilla >Shin Godzilla, was evolving into a cosmic horror himself >DC Godzilla, powerful enough to overpower Superman >Marvel Godzilla, absorbs the power of All-Black the Necrosword, becomes a genuine threat to the entire universe/multiverse and Thor at his absolute best going all out can only score a mutual kill, and that's not enough to put Godzilla down for good Long way from just being a threat to a post-World War 2 Tokyo.
>>61801 I'd say you're huffing serious copium but DDAnon was apparently around this whole time so fuck it why not
>>61803 Strike-chan is among those who have been known to disappear into the anon horde and then pop up briefly again, so it's a small but very real chance!
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Nice, woke up to a nice thread. How are we doing? Having a nice independence day? How are your chains and/or jumps doing? I'm stable, between chains, and have decided to start working on Beyond Rubies next since Witchanon is working on a Beastars jump. Have some dogs.
>>61802 Don't forget that Heisei Godzilla's breath is gets literally hotter than the corona of the Sun in some parts and by the time he is Burning grows "infinitely" in power every time he uses it.
>>61805 nice thread? New thread is what I mean.
>>61805 I took a nap and woke up just in time to make the new thread. It's been a decent enough day so far
>>61805 Helped clean some family graves, stopped by an ihop on the way back. Personal opinion going off the breakfast sampler: get anything other than the pancakes. Then I've been glued to an AC for the rest of the day
>>61806 >Vulkan has returned, and he brought a new friend to help with the Traitor Titans. I want to do this, but I think Vulkan might be skeptical about the new friend I try to send him.
>>61810 Just be so indomitable that there isn't a single thing the Imperium can do about it. It's what I'm doing for the Godzilla chain. That and using little sister Shin Godzilla to drag me into shenanigans and push interpersonal interactions within the jump forward.
>>61652 >I caught a youtuber I didn't expect playing it and it looks fun. Post the link.
>>61802 Godzilla has literally gone to hell and killed everything there. Got ate by a swarm of demon bat imps and assimilated the swarm into himself to be a hiveminded swarm in the shape of normal godzilla and then gone on to kill the gods of olympus.
Where is the previous thread. Did you delete previous thread? Why.
>>61814 There's a link to the previous thread at the top of this thread
In Street Fighter, is Tandem Style + The World Is My Teacher a good combo? 'Cause it sounds really good.
>>61815 So there is. Strangely enough it isn't in catalogue and not in archive. Well, whatever. Thanks anon.
>>61817 >Isn't in catalogue 9anon's been deleting them to "clean up the catalog" I don't really see much of a point to it, honestly
>>61818 I'd rather he didn't.
>>61819 Same
>>61819 Pretty sure it won't help with the 450 total thread limit anyways
>>61816 Remind me what the latter does?
>>61816 Tandem + Satsui no Hadou + Mu no Ken + Booster is the good combo. It used to sealed away for a thousand years, i.e. fucking impossible to buy for whatever fucking reason, until a recent update.
>>61822 It's the SF6 World Tour MC perk
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Is it bad form to post writing for your chain here as well as the chain writing thread do you think? I pay in the coin of the realm as apology for what may be a stupid question.
>>61822 NTA, but it's a perk that got added in the newest update. It ensures you'll find strong fighters to learn from as you wander the world, makes you learn from them a lot faster, and makes them more fond of you as you learn
>>61823 >In previous versions of the jump it cost 100 cp more than you could get with maximum drawbacks Did NuBee ever comment on whether this was intentional? Also, what does combining those two look like?
>>61825 I think nobody gonna give a shit. Have some common sense in regards to autist-triggering image spam and gigantic walls of text, though.
>>61805 Having a nice independence day. Had lunch with my grandmother and uncle, called my parents, and started a new chain. Latter tonight I'm going to hike up the mountain behind my house to get a view of the big firework show. It's a pretty good day.
>>61822 >>61824 As a reminder, due to DLC additions, it's possible for the MC to become the student of both M. Bison and Akuma, while still also being a student of the good guys. It's a very strong perk.
>>61805 Working on Minus One and a little on SP. Enjoying thinking up some random chain vignettes before thinking on a connective tissue.
>>61825 Its fine as long as its reasonable i think
>>61825 do people actually use that thread?
>>61834 I check it occasionally.
>>61807 Hey 9anon, question about cfa. Given that skimpy and revealing is now normal, would jobs that are traditionally revealing now be covering? Like a stripper wearing a nice cozy sweater instead of short shorts and a swimsuit top, or an idol wearing a skirt of sensible length instead of a short skirt? Or would they be even more skimpy than normally in order to stand out?
>>61784 >the creature's Necrobreath began to obliterate entire worlds More Godzilla powerscaling that NOBODY will be able to agree whether it's hyperbole or not and will act like smarmy dismissive cunts over for the next decade. Yay...
I wonder if I could use repurposed TIE fighter panels to power my jumpers underground base. They seem to do a really good job of generating power from solar radiation. As a backup and addition to the gonk droids of course.
>>61838 That's what you're focusing on? Not the fact as Thor thrusted themselves deep within Necrozilla that the creature smiled?
>>61805 >Having a nice independence day? Decided to take an edible for the first time in almost two years. I can't describe how much I missed this. Also watching Exkaiser. >Jumps Been stalled on the system builder for Generic Isekai for a few days now, but I feel like I'm approaching a breakthrough. Aftwerards I pretty much know how everything else is going to come together. >Chains On hold until I can stop being indecisive long enough to actually put one of my million billion Chain ideas onto paper.
>>61828 >>61833 Tally ho then. I'll stick to one jump a day so I'm not flooding. Jump 1 007 Bond >Literature Background >MI5 Support (100) Perks >Fieldcraft (Free) >Universal Exports (150) >Oh, James! (300) >Technical Training 100 >Gadget Master 300 Items >Disguise Kit Free >Bugs 50 I was less than pleased to be called into my section head’s office and informed that I was being seconded to James Bond to assist him with his investigation of one Hugo Drax. My second life as an agent of MI5 to that point had been, while not without it’s dangers, relatively safe. I certainly hadn’t a license to kill nor any desire for one. I was quite content to handle wire taps, dead drops, and the occasional bit of counter intelligence work where I fed carefully curated information to a known Russian asset. Truly it was a great sacrifice for Queen and Country to let myself be “taken in” by a buxom Russian honey pot. Would that the entirely of my time in her majesties’ intelligence service could have been spent in such blessed duty, but alas it was not to be. Twas now my lot to go gallivanting after a red handed lunatic. I comforted myself that the assignment was at least a domestic matter. Just old M being a bit paranoid and having us look over the top nuclear boffin to make sure everything was on the up and up. At the time I didn’t think it likely to result in violence or any risk to my person. I should have known better. Mr. Bond was sent in as a Ministry of Supply officer. I was sent in as a janitor. Perfectly fine cover you know. No one pays attention to the janitor. Made it quite easy to bug the place. That the plurality of the staff were German, while perhaps a bit odd, didn’t immediately cause me great concern. After all quite a few of them had been taken in by the American’s as part of Operation Paperclip, and I thought perhaps Drax and his patron in the government were of a similar mind to the Yanks that it was better to use Nazi scientists to get ahead of the Soviets than to leave a potential resource on the table, even if it was a bit of a slap in the face to all our countrymen killed by German V-2s. Probably why it wasn’t widely known that our program had so many former Nazi’s, wouldn’t be popular at all with the proles. Someone in the government had to have signed off on it, it was inconceivable that our nation’s Moonraker nuclear program would be staffed with Germans without anyone in her majesties’ government having known. Except when I reported that little detail back to my superiors it appears they hadn’t known. Then after I got a recording of some of Drax’s men discussing the targeting coordinates for their upcoming launch, London, things got very violent very fast and I spent several nerve-racking minutes hiding in a closet and praying while Mr. Bond engaged in his daring do and managed to divert the missile. When all was said and done I was quite happy to be done with that little adventure and looking forward to getting back to much more pleasant, and rational, intelligence work. Unfortunately it seems I’d impressed 007 somehow and he made a habit of requesting I be assigned to him for future missions after that. After several years of surviving attempts by SMERSH to kill me by the skin of my teeth and somehow managing to keep Bond from getting both of us buried in unmarked graves I was most pleased to leave this life behind and move on. Surely the next world would be better. Surely.
>>61838 Well... It is Jason Aaron and Thor. Godzilla also has the Necrosword so I'm fine with believing that this is the case.
>>61802 What i want to know is if this makes Thor canonically stronger then Superman.
Does this powerscaling affect Godzooky?
>>61840 I don't particularly care about Thor's suicidal plunge into Godzilla's lizard bussy. I'm more annoyed by the fact I'll have to see god knows how many cases of retards bringing this up in the future and then ceaseless whinging over whether or not it's legit or not. Much like how Monsterverse Evolved Godzilla has people flipflopping all over the damn place regarding whether they take him being 100x more powerful than his Hollow Earth Driller as true or not. >>61843 That sorta makes it better, I guess.
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>>61845 Godzilla's breath in that crossover apparently has a signature similar enough to Kryptonite and oddly enough, the Godzilla vs Thor Godzilla is explicitly GMK's Godzilla in the comic.
>>61802 >All-Black the Necrosword I like this thing.
>>61847 ...Does Godzilla even have a bussy?
Other than doing it manually with an excessive amount of mind control, do we have any perks that would make it so that sex ed is taught hands on, ie by letting the students molest the teachers?
>>61850 I mean, he has to shit right? There's gotta be a hole.
>>61842 I enjoyed that. Are you the guy that asked about the Ciaphas Cain type perk last thread?
>>61851 Depends on if you count the world and culture re-writing perks from various QQ jumps as mind control.
>>61850 ...isn't godzilla a girl?
>>61850 >>61852 Being a lizard, he probably has a cloacal vent.
>>61854 Realisitically, yes, they probably are, but the important part is that I'm not doing so manually, I can just buy a perk for it. Which jumps you thinking of?
>>61825 post it homie
>>61850 He most likely has a cloaca, but that's assuming most versions of Godzilla even function as we'd understand living organisms do. >>61855 All versions of Godzilla in all continuities are male with the exception of A Space Godzilla, where the Godzilla in that is a female space alien. There's also Zilla which reproduces asexually, but the cartoon pretty much states that both Zilla Junior and his parent are more or less identified as "male" for ease of convenience.
What's the best way to justify an evolution-themed Jumper not being a total sociopath? I feel like it's a pretty obvious pipeline from "literal Darwinism" to "social Darwinism".
>>61852 I mean... depending on the 'zilla he doesn't have to eat. Zilla probably has a cloaca and I like to think that most Godzilla's just internally turn food into radiation. >>61855 In the 1998 version it can at least lay eggs, but also fertilize them so hermaphroditic to a degree. The Godzilla from A Space Godzilla is female, but the less said about Rozan the better. I can't think of any other explicitly female Godzillas though most are referred to with he or as a father.
>>61860 Social instincts are an evolutionary response.
>>61853 I'm not the guy that asked about Ciaphas Cain perks, though I can see why you'd get that impression. This is actually the first jump in my new tech chain. Which is going in a wildly different direction than I initially intended. Originally I planned to start in GITS, but then I mapped out my first three jumps and started planning the write-ups and as things went off the rails and I realized I needed some spy skills for jump 3. So I decided to start in 007 instead to pick up some trade craft. And the gadgeteering skills are still useful for my long term tech jumper plans even if I'm kind of a spy/tech jumper now.
>>61857 I wasn't really thinking of any in specific. I don't really use QQ jumps much. I just know that they are out there. I'd bet good money one or more of the generics have a perk like that though.
>>61853 Also, glad you enjoyed it. How's your chain going?
>>61805 >Having a nice independence day? Quite good. Spent some time with the family and made buffalo dip and chocolate malts. >How are your chains and/or jumps doing? Slowly plugging away. I hope it have it done by the end October.
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>>61842 You should have Bond with you as a Companion, you seem to get along well with him. Also what was the Russian bond girl's name? Presumably a joke of some sort?
>>61848 >the Godzilla vs Thor Godzilla is explicitly GMK's Godzilla in the comic. Do we have a jump for that one?
>>61852 >>61859 Isn't Godzilla some sort of unatural thing that look like a lizard? For all we know, he has neither dick nor asshole. >>61855 That's the first time I've ever seen him being mentioned as a girl.
>>61818 >>61819 They are archived, not deleted.
>>61869 nta but american "godzilla" laid a bunch of eggs in the 2000 movie.
>>61805 Wait, it's independence day? ... Made in Heaven is my stand, but it work only for my mind.
>>61869 In some continuities Godzilla is a mutated iguana iirc. >>61871 Nobody talks about that movie outside the context of hate.
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>>61868 Not yet. I've thrown it in the pile.
>>61863 >>61865 >though I can see why you'd get that impression Yeah you've got a similar writing style and your Jumper has a similar personality >Which is going in a wildly different direction than I initially intended. [...] but then I mapped out my first three jumps and started planning the write-ups and as things went off the rails and I realized I needed some spy skills for jump 3. Relatable. >How's your chain going? I managed to combine two troublesome chain ideas that I've been juggling for a few months. One is the Diabolical perk-sharing combo you may have heard me shilling, and one where I get as many corporations/mercenaries/cults/etc as I can and just letting them loose on each other and the world
>>61860 Social behaviors, cooperation, and even symbiosis are the results of evolution. Furthermore one could argue that empathy is something derived from evolution as well, considering that rats are capable of human levels of empathy. Evolution is the process by which Natural Selection eventually results in a species radiated out to newer species. While less fit individuals may be culled for being weak, that's not evolution itself as that's merely individual survival of the fittest. Instead Evolution is the aggregation of millions of instances of selection over millions of years to create something new that survives. And to ensure that survival, you generally need some level of reproduction and passing on those traits onto the next generation, two things which are by nature selfless to an extent. Kars is not the pinnacle of Evolution. He is the dead end of evolution, completely cut off from the process entirely. Evolution is a process, not a goal. Never a goal. Just a result of millions of factors and processes going on across time across uncountable individuals over eternity. And pursuing that process, ensuring that you can live on, reproduce, and pass onyour traits so that future generations may themselves grow and develop beyond you? What is that, if not altruistic?
>>61871 >>61873 The first and only Godzilla movie I have actually watched fully.
>>61869 >Isn't Godzilla some sort of unatural thing that look like a lizard? In Minus-1, he's some manner of Yokai or guardian deity. In Shin, he's a mutated aquatic lifeform. In the anime trilogy, he's some plant-based aberration. In the Monsterverse, he's a natural protector of the world like many of the Titans and predates humanity, with him implicitly having been a member of a species. In the American film/cartoon, he's some manner of mutated hermaphroditic iguana. Showa & Heisei treat him as a mutated dinosaur. And in Singualr Point, he's a tributary of IT and not a living thing so much as a break in reality.
>>61860 Justifications are for lesser beings. As a superior lifeform it is your right to do as you please, and if you find those lesser beings interesting to interact with, then so you shall.
>>61867 I haven't decided on companions for this chain yet. I don't know that I'll grab Bond. At the very least I wasn't planning on it. I'll give it some thought and maybe update the build with tomorrows post, but it's pretty unlikely. >What was the Russian honey pots name? Natalia Sukmeov.
>>61878 That's a lot of fish.
>>61873 I actually liked that movie as a kid.
>>61871 >american godzilla Well, he is still a cool looking lizard, but it's not godzilla. >>61873 >Godzilla is a mutated iguana what >>61879 >>61879 >Yokai or guardian deity >mutated aquatic lifeform >plant-based aberration >natural protector of the world like many of the Titans and predates humanity, with him implicitly having been a member of a species first off, wow, yokai/guardian deity really were nerfed compared to the past. Secondly what
>>61881 >Natalia Sukmeov. You sure her first name wasn't Amanda? Or Ivanna?
Godzilla the Series jump Scientist perks are really good.
>>61885 While those would make a better pun I like Natalia. I'm gonna stick with it.
>>61884 Don't forget being the conglomerated vengeful souls of the vengeful dead that were killed in the Pacific War.
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>>61884 >first off, wow, yokai/guardian deity really were nerfed compared to the past. Admittedly, his original form when they first found him on Pdo Island was very small, albeit just as immortal. It was only after him getting irradiated and that interfering with whatever supernatural element maintains his regeneration that he grew into what he later became.
>>61883 I didn't mind it, though I was also a child. >>61884 Godzilla has fucking loads of backstories.
>>61889 *Odo
What jumps do we have for kingdom building?
>>61889 It's less that it interfered I think and more that he was so continuously taking damage that he kept endlessly regenerating.
>>61892 Kingdom building in what way?
>>61894 I was watching a video of a game called Ratopia, in which you start out as a single rat with nothing and build up to a sprawling city. Looking for something similar.
If I wanted to take a chance to grab the library of the jedi on coruscant when do you think would be the best time? Im thinking go when the temple is attacked during the clone wars or when its being sacked by anakin and the clones and just running through chucking literally everything into my isekai item box. Especially the master holocron. That fuckers got a lot of info on it.
>>61892 >Civilization >Frostpunk >Crusader Kings 1&2
>>61896 Doing it right before the attack would be best. If you start just before the attack you have better odds of grabbing everything you need before the clones get to the library and have a chance to interfere with you. Grab absolutely everything that night an hour or two before the attack and then everyone will be dead before they have the chance to catch on to what you have done and come after you for it.
>>61892 Bronze Age Collapse The various Paradox Interactive games (Crusader Kings, Stellaris, Hearts of Irons, etc)
>>61898 Yeah thats pretty much my thoughts too, plus it gives me a chance to actually help any of the survivors I find later by actually having their knowledge stored up. Cere Junda would die early of a heart attack if I brought her all this.
>>61883 I still like it. >>61899 The Paradox Interactive jumps are actually terrible at replicating the kingdom building aspect of the games. They're more like "what if you were a guy living during this time period"
>>61837 I don't recall it being covered in the game, but it could really go either way. Fanwank away. >>61818 They're archived, not deleted. If I was deleting them, you wouldn't be able to follow backlinks to them. Although I did forget to add the last thread's link to the thread archive post until just now.
>>61888 >Pacific War Good thing it wasn't the entire WW2. >>61890 I guess I'm still stuck at the "Metaphor for Nuclear devastation" bit.
>>61892 I like Exalted Shards Heavens Reach for that. You can settle a few star systems and build them up, and kingdom building tends to come naturally to Solars.
>>61892 Fire Emblem Red Alert
>>61892 Factorio
>>61860 Have him recognize the importance of humans as social animals, where our ability too corporate and relate to one another combined with our intelligence is what allows us to rise above every other animal, where taking care of one another and sharing ideas with each other allows for the rise of civilizations. Human evolution wouldn't just go into the direction of optimizing your own body so you can fight a lion barehanded, it would be about helping you get others together and create tools to dominate the lion together.
>>61903 Yeah, just everyone Japan killed from their attempts to build the East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere. Still enough burning hate to be reduced to a heart and still come back.
How special are your Jumper's arms? How many powers do you have that are specifically centralized on one arm/hand or the other?
>>61908 >Still enough burning hate to be reduced to a heart and still come back Is Godzilla the Idea of Evil?!!!!! Probably not.
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>>61909 Not that many.
>>61839 I mean you could, but I am pretty sure Tie fighters also use regular fuel so who knows exactly how efficient they are
Is Power Word Kill as trash in lore as it is in gameplay? What the hell does it mean for a being to have "100HP?"
>>61913 Personally I just ruled it as representing a certain level of strength/vitality above the majority of normal people and that if you want to use it on them you have to injure them first. Though the worst part about it is it being mind affecting, so not working on things immune to that like certain people and many species.
>>61913 >Your hit points determine how hard your character is to kill.
>>61915 >"If they have a lot of hitpoints they might just be good at dodging!" >Dodges instant death
>>61913 Do we have to post that one giantip panel about how bullshit it is for a spell called "Power Word" to take multiple pages to copy on your book? keke
>>61916 Indeed. It's a spell after all.
>>61801 >>61804 Didn't Strike Chan die for real
>>61913 >What the hell does it mean for a being to have "100HP?" I think that's around the level of a healthy elephant.
>>61919 Wait what?
>>61919 That was SJ I thought?
>>61919 Pretty sure that was someone else.
What are some ways to take advantage of having the powers of a phoenix? Powers that damage you for greater might and a way to share your regen are all that come to mind.
>>61920 Meanwhile the level 4 Phantasmal Killer will instantly kill something regardless of HP
>>61924 >Pull off suicide attack >Die >Live >Repeat
>>61911 Just bros being bros. What sort of brotherly behavior do you get up to with your bros, Jumpers?
>>61917 Nta, but that isn't that weird, like the power word part is about the incantation, not the magical formula you need to store in your brain to actually use it.
>Be anon >finally get to Buying Nier Automata >Start the Gam- >"Rollslop, Bonfires, Losing powers after dying and needing to go to where you died to get them back, online that shows places where other players died" >It's just Si-Fi Dark Souls Has your Jumper ever been catfished?
>>61929 Get behind me, Satan, I don't wanna be horny
>>61929 Was flip-flopping on whether or not to try it, thanks for warning me. I like actually having fun when I play vidya
>>61929 >It's just Dark Souls Really? Maybe I should cave and get it after Replicant.
>>61931 >Can't have fun playing Dark Souls
>>61924 Do some curse connection thing like Hidan from Naruto where you connect yourself to someone so all the damage inflicted to you is also inflicted to them. Prepare some suice bomb equipment/technique like the Rose Nuke in Hunter x Hunter. Start using abilities in combat without regard about being caught in the range of the attacks like giant explosions, poison gas, maybe even summoning powerful creatures you can't control that attack everyone. Just use yourself as guinea pig for all kinds of experiments that have a high chance of death. Get yourself some allies like vampires or succubi and allow them to drain you to death.
>>61929 Is literally anything where you have a dodge and a melee attack Dark Souls to you? It's more like a really casual and easy to intuit DMC than a Dark Souls.
>>61929 Not really but you are convincing me I need to add nier droids to my already existing droid army.
>>61935 >DMC >Game where you just mash buttons >Hard
>>61937 Just mashing buttons is the easiest way to get bodied by everything in DMC
>>61937 Depends on the difficulty and the game.
>>61937 I said "more casual," bro. Nier Automata's animation cancels and dodges are super fucking fluid and generous. Dark Souls requires much stricter timing, and the dodging and general movement feel entirely different.
>>61938 Unless it's DMC2, in which case just fucking spam the gun.
>>61933 I understand you're unfamiliar with that word, here's a dictionary definition https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fun
>>61941 I still remember that fucking hydra thing and Argosax's first phase.
>>61805 >How are your chains and/or jumps doing? Need to work on both. At farm and I have no idea what perks to give the Batman line for the 90s movies.
>>61929 Everyone should have a 2B.
>>61945 I don't want a 2B, I want to watch 9S go progressively more insane.
>>61946 Brother just wants to rape his best friend and then kill himself. Is that so much to ask?
>>61940 Dark Souls is only hard if you're an idiot who knows nothing and just try to only progress the "main story" and ignore all the "side quests". Which is why every streamer is constantly saying it's hard.
>>61947 Hey now, he's content to just live his life with her when he doesn't suspect that she's a plant by the government to monitor and kill him.
>>61949 This is your reminder that all women interested in you are agents of the state
>>61947 >rape He just wants to **** her.
>>61944 >no one realizes it's you when masked up even if your disguise is meh >people still think you're a hero even if you brutally kill criminals >know kung fu >make gadgets Also I request some kind of Tim Burton style Gothic architecture/atmosphere perk.
>>61948 And that's still harder than Nier Automata, whose required timings are way laxer, and whose gameplay style is closer to DMC if everyone in it was really floaty and had more generous animation cancels.
>>61951 Kiss?
>>61954 Hold Specifically, her hands in his.
>>61954 All I'm going to say is that YoRHa androids are programmed to feel sexual pleasure when they kill something.
>>61955 >spoilers I didn't know Tom Lehrer was in in YoRHa.
>>61929 It's Dark Souls with a gun. Also the Gravity Bomb and the Time Slow abilities which I used vastly more than the gun.
>>61958 Personally, I liked the "Cut all the bitches" move.
>>61959 To each their own.
>>61958 Nah Code Vein, Nioh, and Stranger of Paradise would be the "Dark Souls with a gun" games.
>>61961 >Code Vein I still remember how fucking invincible I became in that game. Once I figured out how to chain my Zweihander's initial light attack infinitely by taking one step forward after each hit, it was over.
>>61800 >RAW >Blue Gross. Hello guys.
>>61963 Good evening. Happy independence day.
>>61961 It's annoying that people compare Nioh to Dark Souls because the two games are completely, radically different. One of the major hurdles a lot of people struggled with while playing the original Nioh is precisely that they thought it was a Souls clone and thus they played it like Dark Souls. And they promptly got their ass absolutely beat into the floor by the very first boss because rollslop and crotch stabbing is not how you play Nioh.
>>61946 Gay.
>>61963 I don't actually know what those words mean. It was just the first picture that came up when I searched Wresling_Ring on Safebooru. Hello
>>61967 >I don't actually know what those words mean. nta, but RAW refers to a wrestling agency that was a rival of sorts with the WWE since at least back when it was known as the WWF. Their logo is supposed to be red.
>>61968 Ohhh. Neat
>>61967 RAW is the red brand. SmackDown is the blue brand (both are WWE). They should have used a smackdown picture as the background. >>61968 RAW and SmackDown are both WWE shows, and are only kayfabe rivals.
>>61970 >RAW is the red brand. SmackDown is the blue brand (both are WWE). They should have used a smackdown picture as the background. It's an IRL picture with animegirls added in, so the RAW being blue is something that happened IRL.
>>61966 Hey man, there's nothing gay about watching your homies descend into self-destructive madness as their lives falls apart in ways they never considered possible and they're forced to confront the fact that they will never again have what once they had.
>>61971 The IRL image is also edited anon.
>>61964 >Happy independence day It is NOT a happy day. My neighbors are setting off fireworks and I fully expect the noise to keep me from sleeping.
>>61972 Just shut up and take your devoted android waifu you gaygayhomosexual.
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>>61911 >>61927 Personally i prefer to use my deer as a vessel.
Question. If one had to choose between a full powered BB and a full powered Tiamat to have as a companion, which one should you choose? Having trouble deciding for an interactive CYOA I'm poking at.
>>61977 BB's overdone
>>61977 Is "Full Power BB" BB at her individual strongest (at the end of her game), or including all her various forms/powerups in addition to that? Because that would be fucking absurd.
>>61977 I like Tiamat better, but I know nothing about fate and thus have to make my decision entirely based on gut reaction. Link to the cyoa? I always like to see the fun ones.
>>61977 I would grab BB personally because she has an actual personality while Tia is just brain damaged mommy.
>>61976 Would doing this to her result in a massive power boost, because stuff gets wacky when a human soul and a monster soul are in the same body, or would it kill her due to her body not being able to handle your DETERMINATION? Or would nothing happen because the rules are different in Deltarune?
>>61965 As someone who has played both games with the DLC i agree with you, but you unfortunately can't deny that the inspiration isn't there when it clearly is.
>>61979 She comes with her own Moon Cell. You don't get control over it, it's hers, but she's still your friend and companion. >>61980 Sure. Here. Click the first link. >https://ltouroumov.github.io/cyoa-editor/
>>61965 Dark Souls is just a Monster Hunter clone
>>61952 Okay, those can work. Maybe the Tim Burton thing could be a general perk that affect the world to make it more Tim.
>>61896 Looking back, I'm surprised the Jedi didn't have any kind of emergency self destruct for the archives in situations exactly like the clones sacking the whole temple.
>>61977 Mommy.
>>61987 That'd require them to think that the Temple would ever be captured, something which they probably wouldn't ever consider, since as far as they knew their sole enemy cult had been dead for centuries
>>61981 BB is a Sakuraface, she's also used constantly for stupid shit in FGO where they use her trolling quality to annoying levels.
Alright, with the caveat of "I am literally skipping all the dialogue," the horse girl game is fun. Rice Shower consistently disappoints me and Silence Shizuka can run her fucking ass off. I know we have a lot of gacha Jumps; is this one of them?
>>61962 You hear there's a Code Vein 2 in the works? Hopefully they'll fix the issue where dodge rolling is almost pointless on account of the enemies turning on a dime while in the middle of attacks to hit you anyway.
>>61991 Horse game is not one of the gacha we have, unfortunately. Perhaps you'll change that?
>>61991 No, but we do have that Sports/Slice of Life jumps if you really want to just pay a visit.
>>61992 >You hear there's a Code Vein 2 in the works? Yes, and I hope it looks even edgier. >Hopefully they'll fix the issue where dodge rolling is almost pointless on account of the enemies turning on a dime while in the middle of attacks to hit you anyway. Considering how I only used dodging instead of blocking because it looked cooler despite my giant sword having 100% damage negation on block, I can't say I ever noticed that dodging was useless.
>>61993 Almost certainly not as I have ignored all the lore and remain perplexed by the idol concerts. >>61994 I don't need it, but I am having fun being a coach for a girl that runs reeeeally fast. Thank you for the idea though.
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>>61991 >Rice Shower Huh. She's a cute horse I bet you could visit the horse girl game through TSF World, since all the horses are genderbent real horses. Just gotta make a power with One Time Only, Retroactive Changes, Natural Phenomena, Ranma Special, and Monster Girl Mayhem
>>61997 I like Rice Shower because she has a neat hat and also for some reason her unique skill cutscene involves her pulling a fucking a knife, but my results with her have not been great. >I bet you could visit the horse girl game through TSF World, since all the horses are genderbent real horses. Just gotta make a power with One Time Only, Retroactive Changes, Natural Phenomena, Ranma Special, and Monster Girl Mayhem I don't know what that is but that's good info I think probably.
>>61998 >I don't know what that is but that's good info I think probably. It'd make it so that when you enter a setting, a bunch of real horses would be retconned into being horsegirls. Probably. Might also just result in people being randomly retconned into having always been monstergirls
>>61962 Fuck, I still remember this playthrough. I made my character Carl Wheezer, and once my build came together I shitstomped everything so hard I felt unstoppable. God, I felt so powerful.
You think decapitation would kill someone with the Super Regeneration Quirk? >Quirk 7 (Super Regeneration): The Quirk User is able to recover from virtually all forms of damage disease at extreme speeds including cancer, missing limbs, missing what would otherwise be vital organs, and more, within seconds. Lesser damage could be recovered so quickly as to appear like the user wasn’t hurt in the first place. This is an entirely passive ability with no real flaw unto itself. The only weaknesses are cauterization through extreme temperatures or volatile chemicals. This doesn’t stop the user’s regeneration entirely, but generally such affected areas must be removed for optimal recover to proceed the description makes it sound like it wouldn't, but I am not sure if it was intended. If not, do you think the user would regrow their head, or regrow their body from their head?
>>62001 It would be extremely painful.
>>62001 >regrow their body from their head This one imo
>>61984 >It's a Worm CYOA Ew.
>>62004 Did anyone ever accuse me of having good taste?
Tomie anon is Gone...
>>61982 The only way we'd get actual confirmation on whether or not there are differences would either be the characters talking about it, or we get a human v monster fight in the overworld.
>>62006 Why?
>>61992 >>61995 The only time where I felt dodging was both required and useless was that one boss with white armor and a fuckhuge mace. >FUCKING HITBOXES
>>62008 Tomie got to him
>>62009 The only boss that really fucked me up was Mia's brother, to the extent that I considered tanking my golden ending just to let him die, but I ended up being merciful anyways. The poison butterfly at the beginning was kind of hard since I had just started, and the duo boss later was really tough, but the Russian mech was the only thing that truly infuriated me. Doesn't help that I found his area leading up to him the hardest too. Also the Cathedral, but purely in the sense of trying to navigate it.
>>62012 Who the hell thought a level filled with nothing but the same white color on everything filled to the brim with walkways was a good idea?
>>61982 The rules are so extremely different in Deltarune that there's no way to tell how Noelle getting the SOUL would turn out. I doubt Determination even works the same way between settings, just like monsters don't.
>>62013 You know who designed that level? Someone I love. They hurt me, and I love them. I spent so long stumbling around in increasing amounts of pure rage, and yet even just after beating it I looked back on it and considered it one of my favorites. The Cathedral of Sacred Blood mindbroke me.
>>62014 >Can all monsters bleed, or is that just Susie? >Can monsters use magic in the Light world? >If not, why do they not react to gaining it in the Dark world? >Does the Dark world have an effect that makes others believe it is a dream?
>>62016 >Who the fuck is Mike? >I KNOW YOU'RE HIDING HIM >GIVE HIM TO ME
>>62014 Determination definitely works the same way. We're still fully capable of SAVING and LOADING after all
>>62018 Access to SAVE and LOAD does not necessarily mean DETERMINATION is at play. The SOUL also has capabilities not shown in Undertale. I wonder if bringing SOUL tech from Undertale would cause people to freak out.
>>62019 SAVE/LOAD Is something enabled by the Player's DETERMINATION though.
>>62020 In Undertale, yes.
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>>62020 At no point in Deltarune is the word "Determination" used when saving/loading. It is always "you are filled with the power of [x]" with something odd like "fluffy boys" or "music" or whatever in [x]. SAVEing seems to have nothing to do with Determination in Deltarune and is a unique power of the SOUL.
>>62024 Yes? That's mostly how it worked in Undertale too. Even with SAVE/LOAD being a power the Soul possessed
>>62025 In Undertale SAVE/LOAD was entirely determined by who had the most Determination; even without a SOUL Flowey was capable of SAVING and LOADING before Frisk fell into the Underground, and when Frisk fell they gained that power thanks to their overwhelming Determination. Then, when Flowey had six SOULs, they were able to overwhelm Frisk's Determination and usurp the power to SAVE and LOAD once again. In Undertale, SAVING and LOADING are intrinsincally linked to Determination. In Deltarune, this is never shown to be true and is, in fact, implied to be a unique ability of the SOUL-not Kris, but the SOUL itself.
>>62025 You seem really hung up on the fact that one mechanic stayed the same. >Nioh has Souls-like mechanics, that means it exists in the Dark Souls timeline!
>>61902 I'm going to make it both, semi-randomly. Because jumper going to an idol concert and getting a totally normal girl should be pretty funny on it's own, especially if there's a girl in a super lewd outfit right next to her.
Was there a qq jump that got made recently that had a perk about retconning things so that more peoples dead moms would be alive and seducable? I feel like I saw that recently but idk where tf I saw it.
>>62027 Yes all Soulsborn games do indeed exist in the same multiverse.
>>62018 Save and load isn't a real mechanic in Deltarune. Gaster basically asks you "wanna go again?" and you say yes so he puts you back. Nothing else references time being fucky wucky so it appears Gaster is the one putting you back somehow
>>62031 More than Soulsborne and Souls-likes. One of the Bloodborne endings leads into Splatoon, and and one of the Code Vein endings leads to 40K.
>>62030 There is an item in Taimanin Yukikaze that is someones dead mom?
>>62034 Perk, anon. Though now I have a mental image of taimanin Ai, so thanks for that.
>>62033 Don't forget Nier is canon to SoP thanks to that FFXIV crossover.
>>62018 >>62025 SAVE/LOAD/RESET in Undertale is entirely based around who has the highest amount of Determination. Flowey, who is literally a soulless husk who has no fucking clue the Player exists, used to be able to do it at leisure because he was the most Determined being in the entire Underground until Frisk came and it's vaguely implied some of the other fallen children might have also had enough Determination to do it (based on some context clues and the fact Asgore directly acknowledges when Frisk tells him that he's killed them before), and they very much were not under our control. And as soon as Flowey had six SOULs, he had enough combined Determination to immediately hijacked Frisk's control over the timeline and regain the ability to SAVE and LOAD at will to a greater degree than they ever had. In Deltarune, the rules very clearly are not the same at all because Determination is never brought up and it's never established that anyone with enough Determination can SAVE/LOAD at all. The only thing that can is the SOUL, and if this /weren't/ the case, then it would be very easy to argue that both the Knight, Kris, Carol, Susie, Ralsei and any number of others should all be able to contest our Determination with their own (whether individually or collectively) - which would just end with the Knight trapping us in a death loop or something awful because we'd have no way to beat her in a Determination contest. But that clearly isn't the case because the SOUL is only ever seen being the one with the power to SAVE/LOAD as well as a plethora of other abilities. Which is very notable, because this makes it fundamentally different from the SOULs in UT, which actually /belong/ to the humans they come from - that Determination is inherent and those humans wills still linger on after death, same goes for Frisk where their SOUL belongs to them and their Determination is their power. The SOUL in Deltarune meanwhile functions absolutely nothing like a UT SOUL, only sharing an appearance with them.
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>>61838 I just don’t understand why “the big lizard who breathes radiation is very big and strong, even compared to the flying men”, “the big lizard can beat the flying man because the flying man isn’t used to fighting big lizards and because the big lizard breathes radiation, which is technically where the flying man’s powers come from” and “the big lizard ended up in a mutual kill with the thunder god because he was slathered in a cosmic god-killing weapon forged to kill Celestials” are such controversial subjects. Like guys chill, your boys got washed but they’re still in the fight against the big radioactive dragon. Imagine if the legend of St. George was written in the 21st century, and people were screaming the dragon put up a meaningful fight at all because “the knight should scale higher as a God-fearing Christian” >>61845 As Goji pointed out, Godzilla’s radioactive breath fucks with Superman’s solar radiation-drinking physiology. And also now that Thor has finally embraced his Allfather heritage, he is regularly loaded with enhanced, unambiguous magical powers instead of just spamming hammer/fist/lightning that may or may not be magic depending on the story. So he has more options than Superman for dealing with the big lizard that actually matter in the relevant timescale because most writers prefer not to actually address the muh metafiction things about Superman. Which have always been more esoteric statements about the structure of the DC cosmology than DEFINITIVE statements about who would be who when Superman isn’t assisted by Captain Adam and “assisted” by Ultraman and is even made aware of external factors by wandering Monitors anyway. >>61846 Godzooky is safe. For now. >>61909 Off the top of my head: One God Hand in each backed up by concentrated saint energy, the Imagine Breaker in the right, a Titanic Messiah Style-generated series of binding oaths in the left….on one avatar out of an arbitrary number of the things. So probably not as special as dedicated arms enthusiasts given I don’t need or have a single discrete body, and can just kind of spawn more limbs out of my inner memeplex whenever I need some. >>61927 Leaving behind piles of corrected homework with pointed notes about studying, mostly. >>61929 I got catfished by Kamen Rider Neo-Hessei part 1 into buying the power of friendship disguised as “cosmic power” >>61937 You should parry the fast lizards in DMC 5. Now. >>61977 Thanks to Lilim Harlot making it so Tiamat’s lack of a personality is actually much less of a problem than originally assumed because apparently she can just reset her own fucking soul and bud it off into a sapient qt Tiamat with her amino-geas powers, Tiamat. >>62037 >…it would be very easy to argue that both the Knight, Kris, Carol, Susie, Ralsei and any number of others …I mean. How many people in Undertale could, apart from Flowey? Sans couldn’t. And he could send Flowey running. Undyne couldn’t and she gets a super form in Genocide. Asgore couldn’t and he at least found the stones to genocide all those kids. >Determination is never brought up …is it not possible that it’s not brought up because everyone is seemingly at peace, human children aren’t regularly falling down a mountain hole with grave implications for the fate of all monsters, and people have better things to do than autistically remind each other of things they already know? I mean, things are clearly different because Gaster is pulling strings/offering Kris eggs but I wouldn’t go so far as to say that invalidates ALL the rules. Yes, the SOUL is clearly distinct from Kris which is weird but like, maybe it’s just a very powerful SOUL that doesn’t originate with Kris.
>>62038 >but I wouldn’t go so far as to say that invalidates ALL the rules I'm personally of the belief that the rules are similar except for the Dark World. Monsters still dust after death, we know that thanks to Gerson. And while Noelle and Susie bleed, Susie only bleeds in the Dark World and Noelle because you force the Thorn Ring on her, which comes from the Dark World. So I'm willing to say that monsters bleeding is something that happens because of the Dark World, rather than an innate trait of monsters in Deltarune. But the SOUL is very fucky, and very clearly doesn't use Determination to SAVE/LOAD. Not once has it used the word "determination" when SAVEing, and Toby was very deliberate about that. I don't know what's up with the SOUL, but it's clearly not operating on Undertale rules. Maybe other Monsters are, we can't truly tell right now. But something absolutely fucky is going on with the SOUL, I know that much.
>Ninja Gaiden jump I know there's crazy anime ones later on, but even in the 1st game Ryu is kinda cracked. He can intercept and destroy machine gun fire with his sword.
>>62038 >How many people in Undertale could, apart from Flowey? Sans couldn’t. And he could send Flowey running. Undyne couldn’t and she gets a super form in Genocide. Asgore couldn’t and he at least found the stones to genocide all those kids. Physically strength =/= Determination. Determination is the raw desire to live, no matter what. It's the raw willpower to continue to exist regardless of the fact that everything around you is screaming at you to die. Flowey gained Determination specifically and solely because, despite being soulless, he refused to fade away. And Shard, the whole point of Undyne the Undying is that she DID have Determination - she not only persists after being fatally struck, but melts in the exact same manner as the Amaalgamates when finally defeated. The problem is that having Determination =/= being able to SAVE/LOAD which takes an /immense/ amount of it on the levels of what Flowey and Frisk have in order to achieve and Monster SOULs canonically cant achieve the required levels without literally collapaing and melting into goop, ahich is why injecting Monsters in the middle of falling down with raw amounts of the stuff turns them into Amalgamates. It's likely that both Sans and Asgore have some Determination, but simply not enough to be notable in the face of Flowey or someone like Frisk, and if they tried to go beyond to match them, they'd melt long before the halfway point. DR Monsters don't function in quite the same ways as UT ones do, so maybe they can gain more Determination without melting into screaming masses of eldritch sludge. But they'd still need to cross the sheer difference in terms of how much DT someone needs to in order to SAVE/LOAD naturally, and who knows how much of the stuff that would take. Given what the Knight is heavily implied to be though, it should be able to pull it off if DT wasn't actual thing in-setting. And I'd argue both Susie and Ralsei should meet the criteria. >…is it not possible that it’s not brought up because everyone is seemingly at peace, human children aren’t regularly falling down a mountain hole with grave implications for the fate of all monsters, and people have better things to do than autistically remind each other of things they already know? Shard, if this were the case, magic outside the Dark World would be acknowledged and Susie, Berdly, and Noelle wouldn't have been so baffled ehen they first entered the Dark Worlds. Monsters in UT literally use SOUL-based magic as a casual /greeting/ - Kris should, by default, have been getting into combat tutorials the moment he wakes up and walks down the damn street simply because of how Monsters greet each other if things like DT, magic, and other things UT has in abundance were common. Instead, Monsters not only don't have magic (but retain any superhuman strength as a natural part of themselves, like Undyne benchpressing cars), but clearly don't react the same way to stuff like LOVE or other things that would be incredibly lethal to them otherwise. I'm not saying it's not possible that Determination exists, but if it does then it functions /very/ differently from how it does in Undertale.
>>62040 Honestly the best part of that jump is the option to be a 10 year old kid. Blade fucking cooked for the drop in origin.
>>62041 Okay but if we don’t use those metrics, what metrics DO we use? Is Temmie a paragon of Determination? My point is just that a lack of conflict Determination among most of the character is as much a constant in Undertale as it is in Deltarune, and that not everyone is Flowey. >DR Monsters don’t function in quite the same ways I’m still not convinced of this. At all. If nothing else, Kris is a very weird case where the SOUL and the “container” aren’t of the same will so it’s debatable if he’s even a standard example of the phenomena. >Monsters in UT litearlly use SOUL-based magic as a casual /greeting/ … So uh Since DT monsters know humans are a thing And live on the surface Where there are apparently humans Is it a stretch to assume DT monsters have figured out that greeting their human friends with magical attacks is rude? I mean many characters encountered in the Dark Worlds are clearly trying to attack-attack you and also UT monsters are fully capable of communicating in the “open mouth, words that aren’t ranged attacks come out” kind of way >but retain any superhuman strength See if the superhuman strength is retained I’m skeptical everything else isn’t and people aren’t just too chill to use it regularly >to stuff like LOVE There aren’t enough characters in the Lightner world with Chara-like LOVE for me to be convinced this is the case, Kris has literally never tried to murder anyone outside the Dark World as far as we know
>>62039 IIRC I'm pretty certain that Sudie mentions "everybody bleeds" even in the Light World and she doesn't at all react to the fact blood gushes from her hand after smashing that last line of the Prophecy, which she absolutely would have if it were something Dark World unique. Monsters do in fact have blood in the normal sense in Deltarune - their biology is just also made up of some manner of innate magic that turns them to dust when they die. There are also other discrepancies- Undertale Monsters are absurdly, /absurdly/ weak to actions backed with violent lethal intent to the point that the Fallen Child past a certain threshold of LOVE just starts one-shotting any non-Undyne monster they encounter, including Asgore. That isn't the case with DR Monsters, who are absurdly tanky even against opponents fully determined to kill them such as King, Jevil (he's not evil but also completely fucking insane and is clearly acting with lethal force), Spamton (wants to rip out Kris's SOUL), etc. Heck, the very nature of Titans and their SPAWN should mean a single attack from one should dust a Monster yet Susie can eat multiple hits and not become a cloud of vapor.
>>62041 ALSO at one point Catti and Kris studied the occult together, and taught Noelle some protection spells. Just saying.
>>62044 >such as King, Jevil...Spamton...ect. >Heck, the very nature of Titans and their SPAWN should mean a single attack from one should dust a Monster yet Susie can eat multiple hits and not become a cloud of vapor All enemies unique to the Dark World, notably. So I'm still not fully convinced this isn't a Dark World thing rather than a Deltarune Monster thing. As for the blood, I'll concede that-but will also note that I'm fairly sure Catti mentioned teaching Noelle a spell to protect herself at one point (which is implied to be Snowgrave), so...not definitive proof that magic isn't a thing outside of the Dark World.
>>62046 One thing about the blood I’d like to point out is, to my knowledge at least, there is no confirmation the red stuff leaking out of Sans in UT Genocide is DEFINITELY ketchup. Maybe monsters can still get hurt and bleed, they just turn to dust when they actually die?
>>62043 >Okay but if we don’t use those metrics, what metrics DO we use? With the info we currently have? Hard to say - everything is vague and undefined currently. All we can definitively claim is that the magic systems and Determination - assuming it exists - both function very differently between the two settings. >Is it a stretch to assume DT monsters have figured out that greeting their human friends with magical attacks is rude? UT Monsters explicitly know that humans don't express themselves through their SOULs that way. They still do so, so it just seems kinda ingrained in them even outside a combat scenario (note that 99% of the Underground in Undertale don't even know Frisk is human for much of the game). Even Toriel, who is explicitly trying to /deter/ - not kill - Frisk, uses magic attacks which deal actual harm and Frisk can outright die by her hands which in the split second before their SOUL shatters, we see her looking completely horrified - implying the sort of control necessary to NOT harm their human friends with basic social greetings or warnings is not something that comes inherently to Monsters, not even literally ancient and experienced ones like Toriel. The only exception to this in all of UT is Papyrus, who has such absurd magic control he outright can't kill Frisk in his encounter no matter what. >>62045 That just further supports the idea that how they use magic is different, because that sort of thing should be inherent if they were at all like UT Monsters. And that's assuming it actually, y'know, worked to begin with. >>62046 >All enemies unique to the Dark World, notably. The Titans shouldn't be, given they're explicitly stated to be a "will destroy both the Light & Dark Worlds if they fully awaken" tier threat. And if we're assuming that magic functions in the Light World via Noelle having Snowgrave, then you'd still need to address the fact that DR Monsters are incredibly durable against damage - physical or magical - with the EXCEPTION of Snowgrave. Berdly can eat hits or Rude Busters to the face without turning into a chicken dinner, but a single Snowgrave immediately sends him into a super coma/falling down state. Ahich implies, assuming you believe it was an actual spell Catti taught Noelle, that whatever Snowgrave is doing is far beyond 'normal' magic - or that the Thorn Ring is enhancing it well in excess of its normal parameters.
>>62047 That's actually an interesting point of contention, because of Sans' dialogue implying that he's from somewhere besides the Underground. Some people are speculating that he's originally from the Deltarune timeline, but I'm not entirely convinced.
>>62047 >>62049 There's a bunch of stuff (including the "don't forget" thing and the picture of three unfamiliar people) implying Sans never came from the Underground, which people take to mean he might have originated from Deltarune or somewhere similar. It's not completely convincing, but Sans has a lot of mysterious anti surrounding him in both games and clearly /knows/ that Kris is possessed by the SOUL depsite just arriving in town, so it's still worth taking note of.
>>62048 While the Titans absolutely could destroy the world, I think this is a case of "right place, right time"; according to the prophecy when the Titans awaken the Darkners will all petrify and the Titans will destroy everything. But when Kris and the gang fought their own Titan, Ralsei was very clearly unpetrified-and crucially, the battle was taking place in the Dark World where the rules are still very different. If this was in the Light World then maybe the Titan would've stomped and the gang'd be fucked. But being at the right place, at the right time, right when the Titan was just barely awakening, gave them a chance to win where they otherwise wouldn't have any. As for Snowgrave, I absolutely would assume that the Thorn Ring is really empowering Snowgrave to an obscene degree. That's a potent artifact directly from the Dark World, and you've been gaslighting Noelle to become stronger the whole time-eventually proceeding to effortlessly ice Berdly and Spamton. All that said...I am still not convinced that fights in the Dark World operate anything like fights in the real world. The Dark World works on different rules, this is a fact that's been pushed over and over, and so while Berdly might get dusted by Susie in the Light World with one hard attack, I'm absolutely willing to believe he could face tank a few Rude Busters in the Dark World. Because the rules are different in the Dark World.
>>62048 >vague and undefined Hence why I'm skeptical that absolutely everything doesn't work like it used to, ACTing is still a thing for example >UT Monsters explicitly know My personal opinion is that academically knowing something and grasping the best practices required for dealing with someone you meet on a day to day basis are different things, like you can know intellectually for example feeding wild animals is wrong and still do it because you want the big cute thing's attention. Also let's face it, most monsters are just not very smart. >That just further supports the idea that how they use magic is different OK but they do actually use magic that isn't super strength like you claimed, is my point.

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[Expand Post]>Basic Editor >Lewd Exceptions >Cosmetic Exceptions >Normalization >Visitor Pass -100 >Some Resistance >As Intended >Power Channeling -200 No Companions +200 1:39 needs a supplement mode. Anyways I decided I wanted to pick up Ai after already having an idol company, so I went to tokyo mirage sessions first. Also I have the item that lets me turn other people into Mirage Masters, so Ai can potentially have the power to heal herself from any stab-happy fans.
>looking over old WoW info >Tirion Fordring singlehandedly turned the tide between the Scourge and the Argent Dawn in a battle where the Argent Dawn were outnumbered 300 to 10K >He is also the MVP for defeating Arthas between purifying Ashbringer by sheer force of will, making him FLEE with a single stab (while that bitch Illidan lost a prolonged 1v1), and even after being frozen by Arthas saves your party from a 1 mil damage attack by praying to the Light for strength, breaking out of the ice and oneshotting Frostmourne itself The Light is so incredibly powerful it makes no sense Sargeras didn't use it against the Void.
>>62042 Because you can be a shota?
>>62041 >Flowey gained Determination specifically and solely because, despite being soulless, he refused to fade away He actually gained it because, explicitely, Qlphys experimented putting the DETERMINATION of the fallen children in a flower.
>>62050 >It's not completely convincing "It's raining somewhere else" into "The Place Where it Rained" in DR basically confirmed it.
>>62051 Whilst the Dark World clearly has different rules, it's still made clear that damage is damage - Berdly wouldn't be on the cusp of dying for real in the Light World otherwise. But I'm willing to agree that things are clearly working on obviously distinct rulesets between the two, at least until we have more info. >>62052 >Hence why I'm skeptical that absolutely everything doesn't work like it used to, ACTing is still a thing for example ACTs shouldn't have been affected by anything at all, though? >My personal opinion is that academically knowing something and grasping the best practices required for dealing with someone you meet on a day to day basis are different things, like you can know intellectually for example feeding wild animals is wrong and still do it because you want the big cute thing's attention. Whilst true, Monsters like Toriel should /absolutely/ be aware of the risk of killing using even the equivalent of magical warning signs and yet she very much can't keep herself from stopping it from doing that to Frisk. Which heavily implies the self-control to do so is /not/ something that even ancient Monsters can manage. The only other Monster we know of beyond Papyrus with the fine control to hold back to that extent is Asgore. >OK but they do actually use magic that isn't super strength like you claimed, is my point. Yes, but my point is, /assuming that the magic they used was real/. If it is, then fine. But if it isn't, then we run back into the same problems. I'm assuming that Snowgrave was actually taught to Noelle by Catti purely for ease of conversation, but it could still entirely not be an actual thing beyond the confines of the Dark World.
>>62053 >Tokyo Mirage Sessions >Cosplay Fetish Academy >Master PC Now that’s a quality combo.
>>62056 She did, yes. But Flowey didn't know HOW to use it until /after/ he attempted to kill himself and started feeling himself fading away, with the fear of what would happen after death motivating him into wanting to keep living and "go back". Which let him LOAD to an earlier point before his suicide. For all intents and purposes, the actual power was dormant and unknown to him until he initially tapped into it by dying then deciding he actually wanted to live. Determination seems to act like a simple life-sustainer in most contexts, even in Undyne where it keeps her alive in her Undying form for a little longer to oppose the Fallen Child (and even there I'd argue that she actually DID die from that first hit, but simply willed herself to keep going). Unless you're Frisk, you seem to need to actually die in order to trigger and figure out its more esoteric elements - and only non-Monsters can do that since Monsters can't naturally house the amounts of Determination to do so.
>>62045 Catti isn"t proof of magic existing, as she's a goth, and I took it more as a "spell" like a ouija board, that yes, might manifest, in the context of the dark world, as a spell. even Undyne only throws her spears while in a dark world.
>>62058 >anything My point is that I don't think too much has changed because the same basic choices are still there >>should /absolutely/ be aware Eh, it's been ages since the war and again. I cannot stress enough I am NOT impressed by average monster intelligence. The vast majority of them are not that far ahead of Papyrus, and some aren't even Papyrus-tier. I mean seriously think about how terrible Mettaton's body would be fighting against non-literal child enemy humans >/assuming that the magic they used was real/ ...Noelle can cast Heal Prayer, yes.
>>62061 >even Undyne only throws her spears I'd argue she has no reason to outside of the Dark World, although to more conclusively do so I'd need to know more about the Roaring Knight (who is just casually flying in and out of the Dark World) than we currently do
>>62059 I wanted to put more in there but it didn’t work out. Alas. I’ll have to settle for a small harem of mind controlled magical girl idols instead of a massive one
I just find it funny that anyone can make a Dark World by stabbing the ground, and it's so easy that Susie succeeds in her first try after seeing the Dark Knight do it.
Does it get easier or harder for jumper to fake their own death as the chain goes on?
>>62066 Easier in the sense they have perks and abilities to do it convincingly. Harder in the sense that nobody would actually believe they died past a certain point.
>>62067 With mind control people believe what you want them to believe.
Oh look, WoW dataleaks are in, I wonder what's coming at the end of The War Within? Might as well catch up on the lore while I'm at it- The gang fucking ally with Xal'atath to stop Dimensius the All-Devouring: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALdiHeSZ5L8 Xal'atath swears she just wants to kill Dimensius for good, honest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bViHcFt8DHU Sylvanas 2.0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlwUXeOAHvw [spoiler]>Alleria:I... I'm not sure what to say. <Alleria:Locus-Walker was my mentor, my comrade, my friend. >Alleria:Since I first embraced the power of the Void, he was there helping me to control and understand it. >Alleria:He alone supported me when my allies and family pushed me away. He saw what mattered in people, for good or ill. >Alleria:He--He was my dearest friend. But when he died... >Alleria:His past with the Ravel, the secrets of his ancient fight against Dimensius... I was so angry at him. >Alleria:I warned him! I did nothing but warn him about the path we walked down with Xal'atath. He wouldn't listen. >Alleria:She killed him because he trusted her. Because he understood who she really was. >Alleria:So this is my oath. I will hunt Xal'atath down. I will find justice for Locus-Walker. >Alleria:I will prevent her from becoming the new All-Devouring. >Ve'nari:Alleria, to make an oath on K'aresh is no small thing. Are you prepared to take on such a vendetta? >Alleria:I am. I have seen the lengths you have gone to to fulfill your oaths. >Alleria:I will avenge my friend for all the good he has done in his long life. Even as I struggle to understand and forgive his evil. >Ve'nari:Then we wish all fortune on your hunt, Alleria Windrunner.[/spoiler] ... So uh, in tangentially Heroes of the Storm-related news, apparently we will soon learn Sargeras was seriously overthinking the Void as an existential threat.
>>62069 nice spoilers
>>62069 I beg you to take an interest in ANYTHING you don't actively hate.
>>62070 Thanks, doubly so because I forgot how to edit posts and am too tired after getting off a flight from Singapore to bohter anyway, I must gather my strength for an imminent return to the conference mines. >>62071 I'm trying. I'm trying to work up the will to write a Make the Exorcist Fall In Love redux now that Mammon has ENTERED into the fight against Lucifer but I have so much on my jump-writing backlog already.
>>62072 I'm not even talking about jump writing. Any time you rush to bring info to the thread, it is for a setting you are sick of. Supernatural, MCU, Doctor Who, WoW. The list goes on.
>>62071 Shard is fueled by hate though.
>>62071 You're a deranged mentally ill freak and you fuck dog
>>62073 ...maybe I do have a problem, I hope Godzilla vs Thor and Make the Exorcist Fall In Love keep up their good work. It's getting harder and harder to tell the relief from overcoming adrenaline dumps and healthier dopamine rushes apart.
>>62075 I thought we were cool, Ric, what's going on? Nice to see you again, by the way.
>>62069 What about Knaifu? Is she a good girl?
>>62073 It's not like most of the settings Shard enjoys have anything major to report on right now: >Fallen London Not a lot of news there at all. >Destiny Has been slowly turning into a second MCU or Doctor Who for him for a good while, judging by how he talks about nowadays. >KULT No new edition. >Nobilis/Chuubo's/Glitch/Far Roofs Outside of the Far Roofs release, there hasn't been much to note. >Cthulhu Mythos I'm not counting this because the line between Shard's love for it and his in-character hate have become too blurry to tell apart. That, and nothing noteworthy to say because it's not like big sweeping changes are going to happen for tge Mythos nor is anything going to happen in his chain beyond whenever he writes up killing Azathoth. ...And that's about it. He has less to talk about with settings he enjoys compared to settings he actively hates because the latter are constantly doing new and varied stupid shit to justify him crashing out over them.
>>62077 Hello there. I was told there was a degenerate shitposting anon on the loose and I came here to deal with that
>>62076 >...maybe I do have a problem The first step to fixing it is to admit it. Congrats Shard, you are on the road to recovery. Maybe.
>>62080 Okay, I wasn't shitposting though, I was just suggesting that Shard should try to find more things he likes.
>>62082 Anon don't try to play coy, everyone knows that shard is unable to enjoy things anymore.
>>62078 Knaifu turned out to be a mortal whose world was destroyed by Dimensius long, long before Karesh (100,000 years ago). She basically ended up as Dimensius' Silver Surfer, becoming his harbinger and aiding his consumption of worlds. At some point a group called the Ravel who included Ethereals like Locus-walker researched a way to defeat Dimensius using special wraps called Reshi ribbons; Xal'atath initially used these to turn the Ethereals into beings of energy in the first place in conspiracy with them. In fact, it turns out the RAVEL destroyed Karesh, not Dimensius, trying to sacrifice their world's worldsoul to blow him up-but all it did was fragment him across the universe which explains why the one you met earlier ine the game is a lower-tier boss. And now the Bigger Dimensius is waking up and possibly pulling himself together, so she retrieves the wraps in order to blow up him up So uh, yeah some magically advanced civilisations figured out a better solution to the Void Lord problem than Sargeras ever did. At least Xally definitely isn't a dindu going by what she's intending to do with the remnants of Dimensius. >>62079 >Not a lot of news Well, there is Firmament but it is STUPID and RAILROADY and continues to cockblock me out of killing Maximilian to solve the conflict. >Destiny Tbqh Edge of Fate is edging too slowly for me to write anything definite, I'm just waiting for the Nine to make their play to have my Jumper respond. >KULT Kickstarted sourcebooks not yet out. >there hasn't been much to note Yes. >become too blurry Uh let me make this clear, I the writer regard the Cthulhu Mythos fondly as something I read in my teens, all the hate I exhibit towards the setting is related solely to my Jumper's priority of destroying the Outer Gods completely knowing that Always an Ending will protect him from the consequences. >>62081 Alas, the more I think about how fucking unexplained why the stupid ribbons can do this to Dimensius (some communion with Karesh's vestigal essence is mentioned but it really boils down to "it's sufficiently advanced arcane energy bro") the more I feel a slow but growing burning sensation deep in my chest as I realise that retard Sargeras wasted everyone's time, but especially his own
>>62085 Shard. Shard, you're backsliding. Think happy thoughts. Think thoughts of cool or funny things. Look to something that makes you feel POSITIVE emotions, not something that makes you feel so much negativity you loop back around in a stack overflow error.
>>62085 >Well, there is Firmament but it is STUPID and RAILROADY and continues to cockblock me out of killing Maximilian to solve the conflict. You will never be allowed to kill Maximilian. >Uh let me make this clear, I the writer regard the Cthulhu Mythos fondly as something I read in my teens, all the hate I exhibit towards the setting is related solely to my Jumper's priority of destroying the Outer Gods completely knowing that Always an Ending will protect him from the consequences. I'm aware and I can relate to being really into it as a teen. But it gets /really/ hard to tell sometimes man. You tend to get lost in your own sauce pretty frequently.
>>62069 Wait, did that one dagger turn into a waifu?
>>62084 Hey Ric friend, made any progress in your jumpmaking recently, or have you been busy?
>>62087 >But it gets /really/ hard to tell sometimes man. I have considerable experience with partitioning my trains of thought under pressure, a necessity for survival in SEA. Seriously literally just ask me if it's ever unclear. Straight up, "is this Shard or Battler/Anti-Spiral Anon/King Shit of Order Mountain speaking?" >You will never be allowed to kill Maximilian. For example, this one definitely comes straight from the heart. I do not regret picking The Tower, but I am now tempted to go back to Irem and sell London to the Sapphir'd King out of spite >>62086 FBC: Firebreak is almost here, FBC: Firebreak is almost- >checks Oh damn it's been here since mid-June! I'm really out of the loop >checks some more >6/10 on Steam ...oh, that bad huh? >>62088 She has been one for a while now anon, she possessed the corpse of a dead night elf to croon sweet little lies in the dumbass WoW PC's ears while bullying Dallaran and embarking on what amounts to a demonic cultivation quest.
>>62089 I'm too busy watching anime, playing Blue Archive, Weiss Schwartz, and eroge to think about jc
>>62090 >...oh, that bad huh? It's not really a bad game, but it doesn't truly live up to what people were expecting. Speaking of waiting on upcoming Steam horror games, Illusion Carnival tomorrow (I am lying).
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>>62086 It's too late Nyanko, the "Jumpmaker" has already woken up.
Reminder that all of Kengan Ashura loses to one tanned high school girl. The only reason any of these "tournaments" and "competitions" happen is because she is content to do exercises with her gym buddies in-between accidentally shattering world records and humiliating world-class martial artists like they're infants in the process of winning movie tickets or something.
>>62094 Damn girl, that body is absurd
I hate when autists take gags too seriously.
>>62094 lol lmao, even I knew the kengans were just sissies.
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>>62096 But anon, the author is writing a manga in which gags are the entire plot.
>>62098 Shen is running away like a coward, making Luohan the victor. (also lmao the last page of that chapter is obviously made with AI)
How would Ryu from Ninja Gaiden do in MGR?
>>62099 Technically that is the "Tiger" Shen running away not the "Dragon", so while it is a technical Luohan victory it is also not a "Dragon" loss.
>>62075 >and you fuck dog He's not a girl in red though.
>>62101 >had to give the controller to another shen just to pretend he wasn't getting humillated by Luohan I bet he can't even defeat Yuuka
>>62100 He'd probably take out everything up to Armstrong.
>>62103 CAREFUL Ric, judging from what happened to Yumi Sandrobitch is legitimately petty enough to write Shen tearing Yuuka in half then getting glazed by the cast for it if he finds out you slandered his wholesome chungus...
>>62105 Brutal
>>62104 I'd argue he takes out everything up to Sam and then loses after a hard fight. Armstrong just shits on him because he's hugely superior physically to Raiden who is so strong he can literally pick up, throw around, and slice apart a gigantic skyscraper-sized Metal Gear with its own like 50 foot long blade arm at supersonic speed.
You think it would be cheesy to wank that my jumper's bodymod abilities are the result of his quirk in MHA?
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>>62108 You're a cringe fag. I bet you're the type to play runick in ygo. NO DIGNITY
What specifically would I need to create a doll similar to Revenant in Elden Ring? I'm assuming I'd need more than just Sublime Form.
>>62110 There are like 4 different necromancy perks and like 3 crafting perks take your pick dude.
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>Be me, making a build for Pokemon Anime >Thinking of picking up a Lucario or Gardovoir >Terrified of getting impaled on there chest spikes.
>>62109 Last time I played Yugioh I mostly used Timelords, but it's been a while.
>>62110 Smithing Master (just one purchase) and your choice of sorcery perks. She's literally just a really well-made doll who came to life for unexplained reasons after the death of her family, with death powers. And no it's not the Night doing it, that shit's corruption to her.
>>62111 Well, the thing is Revenant isn't a ghost. That's the whole big reveal of her Remembrance, where it's revealed that she ISN'T the daughter who died but is actually her favorite doll brought to life after witnessing her death. So necromancy isn't really involved with Revenant herself despite her weird necromantic powers.
>>62112 Valid concern. Carry potions
>>62114 I find it really funny that some dude can just enchant a fucking doll who's so powerful they can beat up Demigods. Then again, apparently all you need is a single fucking Silver Tear to transform into the Nightlord so who the fuck knows how any of this shit works. At this point all you can do is marvel at why the Eternal Cities even needed the Black Knife Assassins or all this smoke and mirrors shit.
>>62112 Use "Collector’s Edition" or "Unusual Evolution" from that jump to pick up a pair without the spikes.
>>62113 Less geh option to be honest.
>>62069 When will WoW release auto play? So that I can leave the game running and it just farms items and loot for me while I am at work.
>>62117 I mean, Godfrey is right there smashing in the armies of fucking gods while Marika was doing Greater Will knows what, not actually completing her own genocide for sure. I would like to think Ranni suggested the Black Knife thing because she needed it to escape the Golden Order entirely and sign up with the moon but really it seems to come down to STR being too high effort for most people.
>>62120 If you could do that then you would be less inclined to pay real money for wow tokens to exchange for gold and the items you want.
>>62120 Around same time FGO does, so...never, because the devious cretins behind both understand that forcing engagement by making you actually play the game and glue your eyes to the big portal platform network is a better way to trick your dopamine receptors into thinking there is still something worth your time doing in WoW.
>>62123 Honestly wow should just bite the bullet and either go free to play or allow game pass holders membership. If you want whales, you need to wide net of minnows for the whales to compare themselves to and feel good.
>>62121 Well, Godfrey's kind of a weird case because the guy is just a freak of nature. Like he's always been like that. He didn't become a monster because of the Golden Order, Marika choose him for the Golden Order because he was a monster. Like people tend to misunderstand Godfrey and think he got that way because of runes. But no, runes are the tiny splintered fragments of the Elden Ring. So those only came about AFTER the Shattering. And all that wild shit Godfrey did against the Dragons and the Fire Giants? That was before runes even existed. And the crazy part is that by all accounts Godfrey SIMMERED DOWN and became LESS ridiculous after he was appointed Elden Lord by Marika and went on all those crusades to get his genocide on. He was actually more absurd as Hourah Loux than he ever was as Lord Godfrey.
>>62123 I tried WoW again last year or before that. Took an eight year retirement. It was interesting seeing the new lands. Hit maxed level just on traveling and exploring. I was absolutely not a fan of the new flight system everyone seems to love. I would rather have slower, but steady flight over having to constantly rest. Really makes being a bird druid suck.
>>62125 There's a weapon that's just a big fucking rock with a handle (god crusher?) and in its item description it mentions that humans just used to be like that and then got weaker with time.
>>62127 The Giant-Crusher, yeah. It's the weapon in this pic >>62117. And the fact that Revenant is able to wield it is one of the funniest visual gags in Nightreign.
>>62128 Oh absolutely. I always prioritize grabbing the biggest weapons I can find when playing Revenant. Good meme.
>>62092 >someone else knows about Illusion Carnival I knew you were a real one, Argent. But it's never coming out, never ever.
>>62112 I know a few of the other jumps had it, but did Pokemon Anime start the trend of having a low-cost perk that prevents a pokemon's more dangerous features from causing harm when in domestic/noncombat scenarios? Even if it doesn't, you could make that a mini character arc where the pokemon learns how to work around the issue after you accidentally give them a minor complex over it. >>62108 So long as that doesn't fold your quirk into bodymod status, it's kinda the opposite - at least at first. Tying it to your biology means that you'll be vulnerable to any form of biomancy or similar flesh sculpting until you get a perk to become immutable. And it means you'll get fucked over if you try to do things in-setting that leave your body elsewhere, like full dive MMOs before you get a digital altform or ghost shenanigans if you don't have a perk that lets you carry your biological benefits to your new vessel. Also, something something losing the bodymod to anti-quirk bullet.
>>62131 That's a nice house rule described very authoritatively. The body mod makes your body stronger. That's it. Taking the Wings option doesn't stop shapechanging magic from taking your wings away and it doesn't apply to your virtual reality avatar.
Do you guys think a yorha would be smarter than a tactician droid from starwars? Or should I try merging the tech a bit?
>>62132 Anon, he's specifically trying to bundle its nature with his quirk. Since he didn't specify it was part of whatever weird quirk ghost he may or may not have, it's more reasonable to assume its effects are rooted in his quirk's factor, meaning a physical element of the body that has tissue/genetics relating to it which can in turn be manipulated since they are a thing that presumably exists in physical space. The fact anon's even worried that it could be cheesy should itself inform that the idea they had in mind may or may not add a potential means of interacting with it - whether it's something similar to this assumption or not.
What jumps are being worked on at the moment?
>>62135 I'm working on 40k Chaos Daemons and simultaneously, because I am so embarrassed by how it's going to be basically identical to the Fantasy version, Urza's Block from Magic.
>>62136 Nice, good luck with those friend!
>>62133 Probably not. The thing about droids is that when they aren't shackled they are fucking ridiculous. If you've ever played KotOR 2, do you remember the HK-50 assassin droid who just casually orchestrated the deaths of literally everyone onboard the mining station through a combination of behavioral prediction and emotional manipulation? That's just a regular assassin droid. An actual dedicated tactical droid would likely be smarter than any human tactician could be and it's just a question of how much they're being gimped by their restraint protocols and the incompetence of the organics they receive their mission parameters from.
How much do you think an Urshifu should cost in Pokemon Anime? https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Urshifu_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
>>62131 I actually want to make the body mod part of the quirk for that reason, i find it more narratively coherent for there to be an in universe reason for jumper to have the body mod abilities, like someone studying him could determine the origin of why he got super senses and doesn't need sleep for example. Likewise I'd find it weird if someone negated jumper's quirk but he still kept some clear powers or if someone copied it and lacked some, not to mention if a clone lacked them. But on the plus side, it could allow for potential transference of body mod benefits if the quirk is artificially reproduced.
>>62139 Kubfu seems appropriate for 300, Urshifu too, but maybe for 600(though its honestly a bit too much). Though personally I'd go for an Kubfu with a Mythical Achivment that would allow it to turn into either kind of Urshifu at will. worth noting that in the anime Mew casually stomped two Urshifu at once.
>>62138 About what I had thought. So Im going to need a hybrid option. Go with processing and brainpower of a tactician droid and the body of a yorha. Maybe put the tactician droid part in a series of chips to be switched into a yorha body as needed for a dedicated tactician yorha. Then maybe I can get then to run my factions war efforts while I do some science on grafting lab grown heavily engineered flesh onto a yorha body to grant force sensitivity. Biochips maybe.
>>62090 >FBC: Firebreak As someone who had never heard about it before now, I can see why it might be bad. >By Remedy Entertainment >In the same setting as Control >For some fucking reason the first poster image looks like something from Fortnite or PUBG. From the first look you can tell shit's fucked up.
>>62142 >Then maybe I can get then to run my factions war efforts I'd just like to take this moment to point out that tactical droids were responsible for running practically the entire Separatist war effort. The actual Separatist Council consisted of a bunch of businessmen who couldn't strategize their way out of a fucking paper bag and had absolutely no clue how to even begin fighting a war. So pretty much the entire Separatist war effort was run by autonomous tactical droids. The vast majority of Separatist ships only had a nominal organic presence, typically a handful of Nemoidians or whatnot, and they were about as competent as you'd expect. So pretty much all decision-making was delegated to the tactical droids who relayed its commands to the overseer AI and through it the various droids in the Separatist military. The entire Separatist war effort which at its height managed to take over nearly half of the galaxy was run almost exclusively by tactical droids on a day-to-day and mission-to-mission basis. There were some outliers like Grievous but generally speaking the Separatist Council had essentially set up an almost fully autonomous war effort. All of this is to say that tactical droids are very, very good at doing that.
>>61877 >Kars is not the pinnacle of Evolution. He is the dead end of evolution, completely cut off from the process entirely. Anon evolution is throw whatever is at the wall and hope it sticks so the species can survive whatever life throws at it. Being able to instantly apply traits from any living thing as well as be a living back up for the rest of earth is a very good end point all things considered.
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>>61805 >How are your chains and/or jumps doing? To crib what I said in the tg thread: I've actually been thinking about that today. I finally settled on where I want to go with my Flugel jumper for jump 2. I eventually settled on Trinity Wonder as the place to go, since that serves as a good launching point for the whole 'travelling the multiverse' stuff without relying too much on benefactor handwaving. But I also then realised that one of the main plot points of Trinity Wonder is that the sci-fi world they end up in is actually really low on ambient mana, so its really hard to refill. And the Flugel enter into a childlike form when they are low on mana. Meaning Jumper is likely going to spend most of their second jump in smol child-flugel form.
>>62130 KiZ apparently wants to release the full game all at once rather than in individual chapters like they originally planned, but the sheer radio silence is what's getting to me above all else at this point. I /don't/ want another Ruza situation.
Without mind control perks, is there a way for your jumper to get someone to wrestle a plastic alligator, without said person noticing that it's a literal balloon animal, and also said person breaks all their bones doing so
>>62144 Sweet, I had basically planned that exact setup myself using my personal ai assistant as thr head of the droid army under myself. Really they should have won the clone wars but from what I remember palps specifically kept them from doing that to keep it seemingly even
>>62148 >Without mind control perks, is there a way for your jumper to get someone to wrestle a plastic alligator, without said person noticing that it's a literal balloon animal, Illusions, but the kind that includes tactile sensations. >and also said person breaks all their bones doing so No.
>>62148 There's a perk in Dio's bizarre adventure that makes it so that the dumber something is the more likely it'll work
>>62147 That's more than I'd heard, so hey. Good to know if it does come out, it'll be the full game.
>>62148 drugs, the best would be something like Scarecrow's fear gas, but you could probably manage with mundane ones.
>>62148 I would just curse them with an overwhelming hatred of alligators so much that they do not notice it is fake.
Should my next jump be a boyish twink/twunk or a pear-shaped femboy?
>>62156 It should be a pdf document.
>>62156 A normally proportioned and muscled male of the species.
You ever just ignore the plot of a setting and have your jumper visit a different country? I was thinking of having my jumper in MHA ditching Japan and just be a hero in Europe or something.
>>62156 (me) >>62157 >Should my next jump Fucking ugh, dyslexia is just so tiring. "Should my next Jumper" is what I meant to write though i'm sure that's not lost on you. >>62158 No, though a boyish twunk would be closest to that so i'll count your vote towards that.
>>62159 >I was thinking of having my jumper in MHA ditching Japan and just be a hero in Europe or something. Dealing with AFO's "friends from overseas", the doomsday cult and that crime family from You're next would be fun.
Good night pals.
>>62162 Have a good night WoL, sweet dreams.
>>62075 Add a supplement mode to 1:39
>>62159 I do that in most settings. There is only so much Japan, Korea and China one man can stomach
>>62149 Yeah, Sidious also had a killswitch built into the entire Separatist movement so that he could shut the whole war down when it was no longer necessary. He didn't want the Separatists surviving beyond the formation of the Galactic Empire. So if you want to pull an epic prank on old Palps, infiltrate the Separatists and set things up so that suspicious commands (such as mass shutdown orders) are flagged and require verification from someone within the Separatist command structure that has legitimate authorization. Because Darth Sidious isn't officially a member of the Separatist Council or even a part of the movement itself, he doesn't actually have the override authorization to circumvent this. So he forms the Galactic Empire and then the Separatist droid armies continue fighting the war as if nothing has changed since they still control the droid manufactories and the entire command and logistics structure is fully automated. After the destruction of the Separatist Council the only body with the authority to shut down the droids would be the Separatist Parliament, who Sidious never bothered compromising because they're essentially just a bunch of pencil-pushing former Senators who spend all day debating the political and economic policies of the Confederate planets. Since there's no reason to surrender given the war is still very much ongoing even despite the deaths of Dooku and Grievous, whose losses were pretty impactful but ultimately not devastating due to the autonomy of the Separatist tactical droids that comprise most of the chain of command, the war will continue and the Separatists will both be proven absolutely correct about everything their movement was (supposedly) founded to rally against and also ironically become a beacon of galactic liberty and a continuation of the Republic traditions in the absence of the plutocrats within the Separatist Council who were all slaughtered by Anakin on Mustafar.
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What tone or genre do you think this city island gives off? I came across it when looking up images of the tower of babel and found out that the Suda51 game "Let it die" had an equivalent called the "tower of barbs" that this image is from and it has captivated me to the point that I want to come across the place sometime in my next chain but I'm trying to decide on which would be the best jump to do so would be. So far i'm feeling some big noir-esque urban fantasy vibes from it, somewhat like some of type-moon's modern day locations so with that in mind i'm thinking generic paranormal romance could work for it.
>>62167 Cyberpunk but before most of the cool tech, just the shitty corpos and urban hell
>>62168 >just the shitty corpos and urban hell So right now?
>>62164 >supplements Vandread >starts on Tarak >multiple plot arcs immediately implode Not as bad as if we had certain Aquarion jumps, but kinda silly.
>>62166 nta, but even independently of this I personally always liked the idea of becoming a major figure in the separatist forces and try to stall things as much as possible, while secretly building up resources for the future rebel alliance, like imagine if the alliance already started out with several manufacturing hubs making droid forces, weapons and spaceships, not to mention existing secret trade routes/supply lines to ensure a flow of money, recruits and material resources, maybe also establish some connections among smugglers, pirates, mercenaries, informants and the like on separatist worlds that will be controlled by the empire.
>CIS >Republic >Empire Why are each faction so shit?
>>62172 because they're based on the US.
Before your chain, you get to leave a small note for your friends and family,on the off chance you never return. It may only be a single paragraph. What words will you leave behind?
>>62174 probably just apologize for leaving suddenly without saying good bye, tell them I love them, that I have an opportunity to go somewhere I cant pass up, and make it clear I am not gonna kill myself.
>>62174 >"Fuck every last one of you, you made my life hell. Thanks for nothing you worthless bitches."
People want to be in the corrupt Republic and the corrupt Separatists. I am going to use the past jumps to make my own Empire in that Forbidden Mystery Zone and then attack both there asses.
>>62174 Tell them I love them and that i'll miss them but that i'd promise to be back one day. This is honestly one of the things i'd find hardest about starting a chain, I love my family even if we've got problems between us and it'd be hard to spend even just a few years away from them in unreachable manor let alone hundreds to thousands of years. I wouldn't be me by that point anymore and it's something i've spent more time than what was rightly needed thinking on that topic.
>>62171 Nta but I pretty much have built my entire chain up to this point with that goal in mind. Got the shipyards, got the droids, got backlogs of holocrons, got hidden planets and production tech all for the eventual day the clone wars end. Been building up and mothballing my seperatist army for the last 10 jumps just waiting.
>>62178 Time might be stopped for now, but there is the option to stay in another world for good. Unless time will forever be stopped back home, they will read it when you give up due to love and a new family
>>62179 That is the best plan. Though honestly the cis had a point. The republic was corrupt as fuck. And the empire (while it does provide security in many ways) is also a tyrannical fascist dictatorship. Every world having their own interests and their own military is best even if the core worlds wont like it as they cant tax and tithe the fuck out of the outer and mid rim worlds.
>>62179 Get the hell out of here, Vitiate. Who let your ass in here?
>>62183 >they cant tax and tithe the fuck out of the outer and mid rim worlds. nta, but how can that even be a thing. Major Core Worlds have trillions/hundreds of billions of people, outer rim worlds have millions/hundred of thousands on their planets. There's probably more people on Coruscant than the entire Outer Rim.
>>62179 >Rise of the Sith Empire begins
You could just take over the Hutt space and take over the hundreds of planets there and build them up into something prosperous and well organized.
>>62185 Iirc, the Outer Rim has unique resources that generate a fuckton of profit. Naboo, for instance, has plasma supplies. And while technically Naboo is a mid-rim world, it's a good example of 'world with a small population but a really fucking valuable resource that everyone wants'.
>>62185 Well by law member worlds to the republic cannot build their own militaries for protection without an ok from the senate which the senate will never give, theoretically the republic is supposed to protect these worlds but they have no army. This largely leads to outer or midrim worlds getting targetted by pirates and taxed by the richer core worlds as they can simply lobby for whatever they want to be made into a law. What are the outer rim worlds gonna do when the senate says they have to turn over their goods? Complain? Fight back? With what army? Meanwhile large corporations in good with the senate can have full on militaries to impose their wills on outer world colonies and planets.
>>62187 Taking out the hutts and setting up your own rule would make you a fucking hero too. As long as the laws are imposed fairly and reasonably.
>>62167 cyberpunk and class inequality are what immediately jump out to me
>>62167 That looks like a mix of cyberpunk to me. But its weird how mych water there is with fog that doesnt look like smog to me. Maybe a bit of scifi like its on a different world. Maybe a space age colony?
>>62167 40K hive city in the early days of construction.
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>>62187 Alternate choice is you can just go grab Iokath and have the same amount of space as like half the republic given the sheer size of it.
>>62194 Huh, a dyson sphere in star wars. I didnt know they had any, I usually expect stuff like that weird living planet I forget the name of. The one where you bury someone alive in its soil and it grows them a living spaceship.
>>62190 What if the laws are MOSTLY fair and reasonable except for the highly specific laws that allow me to have a harem of sexy babes in golden bikinis (they are fairly compensated for this and can leave anytime pending a two-week notice, but the pay and benefits are very compelling)?
Hmmm. Mindflayer chain?
>>62196 If you are in hutt space or a non senate world you can just flat buy slaves. Or if you are buying twileks. >>62197 As long as you have a way to supply the brains I dont see why not. They have such cool ships.
>>62170 I don't know what that is, but I assume gender imbalance has something to do with it if changing them upsets everything.
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>>62195 Zonama Sekot is the one you're thinking about although theres a bunch of sentient planets in Star Wars, Solanus, Gazian, Indobok, Kakra. Also Star Wars has a good couple thousand artifical planetary rings that've been built up over time and I kinda remember the Glavis Ringworld from that episode of the Mandalorian.
>>62200 I never watched mandalorian. Heard good things but have kinda been leery about it.
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You know just when I thought force users weren't bullshit enough they can just forgo a Nav computer or Astromech droid for hyperspace jumps. They even have two fucking ways to do it too one is just "feeling it out" and the other is just boosting their mind during meditation to mentally crunch the equations for a hyperspace jump.
>>62199 Yes. Though in the case of that particular setting there's potentially an even worse way to resolve it, depending on tastes. That being, that peak anime bullshit happens and the 'women' on the man planet are still in fact men with dude-bro voices despite otherwise appearing to be anatomically female, because of course they had to have a deep cover agent for point of reference.
>>62202 Yeah, Isnt that common knowledge? Thats how the first sith found korriban and how a lot of new planets were found. Pretty sure luke used it in the movies at least once. Shit now Im remembering theres an old movie with people who could just plot space jumps without a nav computer. They were called pioneers I think and they got mostly killed off iirc.
>>62202 anon the first star wars movie literally has the protagonist turn of the aim assist on his spaceship and use the force instead to land one of the most important strikes in galactic history
>>62204 (me) Shit no they were calles pilgrims I think. Their symbol was a cross with a fuckin knife in it. From wing commander.
>>62204 Imma be honest with you the last time I touched star wars shit was back in highschool and am now only getting back in to it with the Fallen order games. >>62205 Anon using the force to auto aim is vastly different than just removing the need to do a complex equation /every/ time you need to hyperjump.
>Muv-Luv >Only old reddit jump based off of /tg/ WIP I guess I'll just use that to murder BETA and pick up otherwise doomed waifus.
>>62204 >first sith found korriban The first Sith were born on korriban, as in it's literally the species homeworld. The Rakatan and the Jedi Exiles found their way there and basically just stole all the cool shit the old Sith lords made and then enslaved the Sith species.
Been reading Fate fanfics (a mistake, i know) and found this. What would it take to copy it? Status Mystic (Alex Brunestud) Names: Alex, Mystic, The Red Vultures, The Scarlet Executioner, The Devil of Fire, Red-X, Ten Dead Apostle Ancestors, the accursed archive of Akasha, Fear Lantern. Spirit: Alex / Shiki Ryougi (Saber), Scáthach (Lancer), Achile (Rider), Solomon (Caster), Lancelot (Berserker) and 2 Unknown Servants. Teacher: Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg (unofficial) Alignment: True Neutral Class:? Race: Ex-Man, Magus, Master, Demi-Servant, Dead Apostle, Techno-Organic. Strength: C Resistance: B Agility: C Mana: EX Luck: F ~ A ++ N. Phantasm: EX Fusion with Class Cards: 480 out of 700 Number of Servant: 23 Class skills: Territorial Creation (B +) Alex, thanks to the knowledge inherited from Caster (Solomon) with the addition of 53000 Grimori from Index Librorum Prohibitorum, and from his long studies, can create a high level Workshop. You can do specialized Workshops for the study of Magecraft and science, the creation of Mystic Code and advanced weapons. The Workshop will be surrounded by a large number of traps, modern and magical. Making it hard to find and just as difficult to revenue. Begins to create weapons and equipment of techno-magic origin. Construction of objects (B) Alex can produce medium-high Mistic Code. But in need of time and resources to build them. Its strong point is to create weapons or reproduce weapons and objects seen in Manga and Anime. Expert in mechanical equipment and alchemical objects. Magic resistance (C) Alex was born in a world without magic, in fact he was very vulnerable to it. However, thanks to your training and to the Class Cards, added to the transformation into a subspecies of Dead Apostle, Alex's body has obtained a resistance to magic. Cancel spells with a song in two ways, immunity to illusions and mental control. Whether it is targeted by High-Thaumaturgy or by the larger Rituals, it is actually swept away. Riding (C) Normal Alex can only ride bicycles, skates and skateboarding. It can not drive cars, planes or boats, without the risk of causing a car accident. Miraculously he managed to learn to drive motorcycles. He can ride most of the animals, but the monstrous beasts are out of reach. Thanks to the transformation, has obtained a technopathy, now can drive high-tech vehicles or vehicles of alien origin, primitive vehicles remain out of reach. Presence concealment (C) He manages to hide his presence of Demi-Servant very well, but some Servants can find out. Suitable for espionage and sabotage. It is possible to disappear and become difficult to detect. The degree of concealment of presence drops considerably when preparing to attack. That's why he prefers sniper attacks. True name discernment (EX) Thanks to its origins and the slight obsession with Nasuverse. Alex can tell from memory anything about the Servant. True Name, Class, Skill, History, Personality and Noble Phantasm. Personal skills: Property inheritance (EX)
[Expand Post] A unique Demi-Servant skill. Alex slowly inherits all the skills of the Heroic Spirits of the Class Cards. He can manifest his skills by pure instinct, with time and training, he can completely inherit their skills, knowledge and Noble Phantasm. New Dead Apostle (EX) Alex was bitten by a Dead Apostle, this thing together with his nature of Demi-Servant allowed to become a subspecies of the Dead Apostle. Therefore it gets a +/- in all the statistics depending on being night or day. Revelation (A) A personal ability equivalent to "instinct". Instinct is a sixth sense with regard to battles, but "Revelation" houses all the questions related to the achievement of a goal (for example choosing the most suitable route during the trip). Since there is no basis (so he thinks), it can not be explained well to others. A mystery as it is Alex has this ability. Knowledge of Otaku (A ++) Alex hates the term Otaku or Nerd, but more or less it is one of them. His knowledge on Anime, Manga, Movies, TV Shows, Cartoons and Comics are outstanding. The DC Universe and Marvel are among the best that you know, something very useful at the moment. Curses of Zelretch (EX) The poor boy is under the gaze of Zelretch. He will not have peace or silence even dead, his life will be full of problems, chaos. In other words, an impossible normal life, a life as an anime character is certain. Magecraft (A) It has one of the best theoretical knowledge in the world, thanks to 51500 Grimori copied and memorized by Index Librorum Prohibitorum. His knowledge of Nasuverse's Magecraft is incredibly high, all thanks to the lessons of Servant Casters, and the knowledge inherited from the Class Cards Caster (Solomon). At the moment he can use high-level Runes. Advanced Reinforcement, Deep Hypnosis, Advanced Alchemy, High Level Bounded Field etc. He knows many incantations of various kinds, many of them related to combat and elemental manipulation. He began to develop his own personal spells using Manga and Anime as inspiration. At the moment he is working on a new kind of magical art, called Techno-Magic. Martial Arts (B) Alex's body is literally a living weapon, trained by various Servants and memorized several moves and martial arts. At the moment he can very easily defeat almost all normal human beings with just a few moves. But he will have a hard time with experts like Batman, Slade, Black Canary or Lady Shiva. Charisma (C) Worthy of a commander of an army, he can easily lead a group of Warriors. Eye of the Mind (True) :( B) Able to quietly analyze the battle conditions even when it is in danger and deduce a correct action step after considering all the possibilities to escape from a difficult situation. For a long time there is also a 1% chance of a return, this ability greatly improves the chances of winning. Mystic eyes (EX) Possession of mystic eyes capable of interfering with the outside world. Possession of skills such as Geass, Clairvoyance and The Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. Noble Phantasm: Infinity Dream, Anti-reality (EX) A Reality Marble, the manifestation of the inner world of Alex, a high-class thaumaturgy that embodies their inner worlds and impresses them on the World as a Limited Field for a short period of time. A kingdom that seems to come out of a fairy tale. An endless meadow of crystal flowers, littered with glass statues. The sky is a mirror that reflects the earth, in the middle of some metal ruins there is a golden lake, surrounded by dozens of statues, seven golden statues for the seven classes, the rest of the statues depicting the Servants of Mystic. The endless field of flowers contains an incalculable number of weapons in the ground like gravestones in a desolate but well preserved land. In this world, reality is unreal, dreams are reality. In this kingdom all Alex's wounds heal at the moment, pain and fatigue disappear completely, returning to the apex of his power. All his skills are enhanced to a level close to true magic. Thanks to its double origin. Archive and Mirror. Alex can recreate, adapt and use every Magecraft, technique, Noble Phantasm, which has never seen in his life. His greatest power is to mimic the existence of a Heroic Spirit, becoming an almost identical copy of that Heroic Spirit, having access to all his skills and Noble Phantasm, but his power is one-tenth of the original. Codex Analisys, Support / Anti-Army and Anti-Fortress (EX) A Grimoire that represents the Archive Source of Alex, has a link with Infinity Dream. First known as Manuscrisul by Xela-Voynich or Controller Dream, it is actually Alex's true Noble Phantasm. This Grimoire contains all the spells of Alex and even more. Thanks to the conception with the Reality Marble and the representation of the Archive. Codex Analisys stores everything that Alex perceives, magic, objects, equipment, Noble Phantasm, moves, skills, animals and people. As if he had a conscience of his own, he analyzes the 'subject' with a kind of Clairvoyance, then writes all that he can into it, about the person or the object. This supporting Noble Phantasm possesses a lot of skills:- Increases the arcane user skills, control and stability is four times larger than normal.- All user spells can be activated by avoiding the "loading" time. Using only the name of the spell, the cost of mana is reduced to a quarter.- Once in the user's hand passively grants a skill to destroy any spell, granting its owner the passive ability to deal with a Magecraft of Grade A and below, even if its Magic Resistance is normally C Rank, is elevated to A Rank, making it effectively immune to all modern magecraft. As Noble Phantasm Anti-Army and Anti-Fortress. He manages to create 'artifacts', using Alex's talent as a script and artist. Imagining the artifact, writing its history and drawing its appearance on the pages of Codex Analisys. A process similar to creating a soul, mind and body. The created artifact will be kept in Alex's archive, present in the Codex Analisys and in the Reality Marble, Infinity Dream. Not usable in combat because of the time involved in the creation, the cost of magical energy for such a venture and the need for inspiration and imagination. Alex can use the artifacts in the archive. It operates similar to the 'Gate of Babylon' in summoning weapons within, as there is only a one-off expense of prana to make it reality. However, the destruction of each artifact has a terrible cost, as the recreation of even one consumes a large amount of prana, equivalent to using a Noble Phantasm Rank-A. To use the Noble Phantasm present in the archive it is necessary to go through a process of recreation, something that every spell and technique goes through. Concept - Grasp the basic concept of magic or Noble Phantasm. Alex must confirm both the name and the execution with his eyes and ears. Understanding - Understanding the basics, understanding the story and characteristics of the subject. Through the analysis of the Grimori and the memories of EMIYA, this phase is already done. Reasoning - Analyzing the fundamentals of magic or Noble Phantasm, then disassembling its 'chemical' structure, which simply means dismantling the "nature" of magic or Noble Phantasm through the use of logic or fantasy. Forging - once you've done the last three steps, you just have to shape the magic or Noble Phantasm to fit you have Alex's personal criteria. Seven Class Cards, Anti-Unity (Self) (EX) Alex's soul is joining with 7 Class Cards, each of them containing a fragment of a true Heroic Spirit. With the passing of time and training, Alex gain all the powers of the Heroic Spirits present in the Class Cards. Based on the percentage of fusion, the Heroic Spirits skills are unlocked.-10%, begin to relive the memories of the Heroic Spirit, and you can manifest your Noble Phantasm.-25%, you can materialize the dress / armor of the Heroic Spirit, along with his Noble Phantasm. Get all his skills, but with - 2 Rank in all stats.-50%, at this point, when you use the power of the Heroic Spirit, your body changes, becoming a fusion of you and the Heroic Spirit. Receive - 1 Rank in all statistics.- 100%, perfect fusion and synchronization, take on the appearance of the Heroic Spirit, you can use any skill and skill at will, without receiving penance in statistics. Class Cards, Saber (Shiki Ryougi) 80% Class Cards, Lancer (Scáthach) 90% Class Cards, Archer (Wild Hunt) 25% Class Cards, Rider (Achile) 50% Class Cards, Caster (Solomon) 65% Class Cards, Assassin (?) 70% Class Cards, Berserker (Lancelot) 50%
>>62209 Fair but nobody means the sith species when they say sith. Purebloods are a neat species though.
>>62208 >Looks at jump >kinunatzs Ah yes that faggot who plagiarizes jumps.
>>62210 >wall o text No clue cause I aint reading that
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>>62211 Old sith species are pretty cool. Funny going into the Clone Wars era as a pureblood and then having Sith as your species on any registration docs in the Republic.
>>62214 Down with the Kilrathi
>>62215 Where are his hair tentacles?
>>62217 Most Sith seem to be bald
>>62107 >he's hugely superior physically to Raiden He's just hard to kill is the main issue. Raiden can win if he has a sword that can actually cut the guy.
>>62200 >proper ring worlds exist in SW canon Makes the deathstar and its successor stations look kind of piddly and lame by comparison tbh
Best snuggle wives? Wives for snuggling with?
>>62222 One of those xenomorph girls from out of cruel space
>>62222 A Symbiote from Marvel
>>62069 The more I look at WoW, the more I'm telling myself, man, Warcraft III was the peak.
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>>62222 Any fluffy companion from Twokinds. I need to combo that jump with TSF World to combo magic and technology to make everyone into fluffy version of themselves.
>>62226 >First pic Huh, AI's decent at drawing Flora. Neat
You know, I'd really like a flying city/fortress/castle that you can personalize. >>62167 From far away, meaning the pic itself, it look like a "normal" if hotpot and slightly futuristic urban town. I hope that no earthquake or natural disasters will happen to it, because tha big babel tower thing at the center would crumble.
How hard would it be to teach Darkness to actually hit things?
>>62227 Aaaa it should be in spoiler >.> welp I will get banned.
>>62230 It's spoilered now, if that helps? Unfortunately I only seem to be able to spoiler all the files
>>62229 Meme answer: Never ever because everyone like to fucking meme about it constantly Actual answer: Not actually that hard, especially with perks.
>>62231 Thanks for help. Better to spoiler all then leave naked Flora on display.
3d100 = 106
>>62233 I'm just glad I finally had a reason to use my powers. >>62235 We actually have a thread entirely for rollposting >>6742
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>>62226 Huh, haven't seen Twokinds referenced in a while >>62222 As a bit of a curveball, I'll throw Halkara's name in the ring While kinda clingy, Kiana is probably quite cuddly and snuggly. As another curveball, I'd also maybe say Princess Peach?
>>62186 That's literally what Palpatine did
>>62146 What kind of cultivation does a Flugel practice?
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>>62240 The Dao Of Genocide
>>62241 Not the kind of sect whose lands you wish to live in.
Favourite perks/jumps for psychic powers?
Is "Aborted NTR" a fetish? Like, NTR but the guy who was gonna get NTR'd stops it at the last second?
>>62243 Psychonauts Pathfinder (Occult classes)
>>62243 My brain is screaming at me that this is a trap and I don't know why.
>>62243 I like Mob Psycho 100 just for the ???% mode.
>>62243 >Psychonauts >Gungrave part 3 >AvsX >The Disastrous Life of Saiki K
From Generic Murim >Spiritual Cultivation (free or 100 cp) - everyone here may cultivate their spirit in some form using breathing and body movements to aid in their meditations. Doing such helps to reinforce the body and mind as well as has quite a few uses in techniques or magic. Everyone receives their own qi gong style breathing technique for free as well as set of body movements. While they are grand in their own way the free version is also nothing special in the long run and allows the cultivation of spiritual energy within your dantian at a rate of 1:1 for the time spent in meditation. Earning you a year of cultivated spirituality for year spent in meditation. For 100 cp however you may gain something truly grand in a set of breathing techniques and meditations of your own design that allow for the spiritual cultivation at a rate of 5:1 for time spent in meditation granting you more than twice the power for half the effort. This set of techniques may be purchased multiple times for a different set of breathing arts at the cost of 50 cp for the free version or another 100 cp for the upgraded version. >May be purchased multiple times. Can breathing/movement technique in Murims just be used to cultivate your Qi or do they have actual uses like breahting techniques in other settings? I read some murims, but while they did mention breathing and footwork techniques, it was mostly brushed over in favour of full on martial arts. I am thinking of using it to mimic total concentration breathing from Demon Slayer(actual styles would be through the martial arts purchase). Also wondering if breathing techniques for specific purposes you see breathing techniques be used for in eastern fiction are possible such as recovering your health/energy, hiding your presence, regulating your temperature, helping you focus, hiding your presence, that kind of thing.
>>62243 Psyren. I like Rise, where you enhance your own body to perform feats, and the part where a dude focused so hard on TK he turned the light from the sun into a death beam. There is a perk there to copy the other psychic powers featured in the jump and work them out.
>>62229 As easy as letting you become her Dom, telling her to hand over her adventurer card to you and telling her that from now on you are the one to manage it and make purchases on her behalf. Then literally just invest a few skill points to get her some basic swordsmanship skills.
>>62243 Pokemon Anime.
>>62177 Are we related?
>>62249 >Can breathing/movement technique in Murims just be used to cultivate your Qi or do they have actual uses like breahting techniques in other settings? I read some murims, but while they did mention breathing and footwork techniques, it was mostly brushed over in favour of full on martial arts. My understanding is that in the vast majority of Murim settings, if not all of them, breathing exercises form the core of almost literally everything else. It's both central and integral to the nature of the power system and it's what you build on and build up from. In a lot of murim settings they're also exclusive, a person using one "breathing" style cannot use a different "breathing" style without causing severe qi deviation and potentially death unless there is some outlier reason that allows them to do otherwise. This can also restrict access to techniques that rely on a specific breathing style since if you aren't using that specific type of breathing then you just flat out can't use those techniques. It's why if you're planning to really get into Murim stuff that one capstone perk in The Breaker that lets you mix and match breathing styles (and some other stuff iirc) without issues is practically critical.
>>62243 Chronicle, World Seed, Mind Control University.
>>62174 >"Sorry I always sucked ass. I'm going to go become a better person. I promise I'll be back."
>>62251 Reminder that you can rape Darkness in the street and she'll be happy and thank you
>>62174 Shouldn't be gone too long, sorry for the short notice. Please don't worry too much.
>>62222 If you want snuggles, bit tits make nice pillows, but note that some women might complain about you using them as such.
>>62259 she'd enjoy it for sure, but i dont think she'd be actually happy, like its a major kink for her, but she does know its wrong. And probably wouldn't vocally thank you for it. She'd definitely publically shame you for it, like she does when trying tempt bad guys into having their way with her.
>>62261 >some women might complain about you using them as such. What kind of evil woman would do that?
>>62263 The same ones that complain when I try to fit the entire thing in my mouth. Granted, she did ghost me later and she was on the small side. I could totally fit it in my mouth if she didn't complain too much.
>>62261 I thought using tits as pillows is actually kind of uncomfortable for most women, since they are still flesh and blood.
>>62265 Some enjoy it, but others do not for that reason.
>>62259 >>62262 Because Konosuba just loooove being schizo.
>>62256 Yeah but is the breathing used when actually doing their techniques and other mythical abilties, or is it just used for building up the qi to do those things? >capstone perk in The Breaker that lets you mix and match breathing styles I would think using the option to buy proficiency in multiple would be enough.
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Edgerunners 2 got announced. I'm ready to be disappointed.
>>62269 >Edgerunners 2 got announced. What. Why.
>>62270 >Why Money, what else
>>62271 I hope it'll be good. Hope, a slow poison.
>>62269 Eh, I'll let them cook. At least it can't ruin the original cast like most sequels do.
>>62269 What are they even gonna do? Introduce a new crew? Only ones left are Lucy and Falco. If it's not an alt timeline with that adam smasher SI then whats even the point?
>>62271 Fitting considering the setting.
It was apparently confirmed by ONE that Murata is the one ruining the Manga's story. I guess we all knew that, but it's nice to have confirmation.
>>62274 Anybody that likes that guy's constant Adam Smasher SIs is a fuckin bottom feeder tbh.
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>>62278 >Adam Smasher SIs Sisters are supposed to be cute
>>62277 >Blame the other guy, not me! Dunno what story your talking about though tbh
>>62280 One Punch Man. It's not blaming the other guy either, because we can literally compare the Webcomic still being made by ONE and the manga made by Murata and the Webcomic's writing is vastly superior.
>>62277 >ONE is covering for me and not letting people know that I'm the one who's been ruining the manga Thank God.
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>>62281 I just wish the webcomic would update more often.
>>62244 Dunno, but if it is you might want to read the Tarzan books. Trying to NTR Tarzan or any of his friends causes the world to curse the guy. Notably, one guy tries to rape Jane and she, for the one and only time in all her appearances in the books, does something and manages to protect herself. Another time several guys fixate on the same woman, kill each other until they are all dead and the woman they all wanted to rape is alone in the forest, so Tarzan can find her.
It is time to rise from the dead: https://youtube.com/live/YjTmliZ0DeU
>>62285 Nice. I've been looking forward to that game.
>tech-to-biology perks We have any tech to steampunk perks? Tech to clockwork perks?
>>62287 Arcanum: Of Steamworks And Magic Obscura might have something but I can't be bothered to read it just now so you'd have to check yourself
>>62287 Railroads has tech to gas/diesel, Frostpunk by 9anon has tech to steam, Factorio has general tech substitution for anything lower tech and gives the example of a huge bamboo computer.
>>62243 The Free Universe, Eclipse Phase, and World of Darkness - The Mortals. I like the low power psychic powers
>>62287 One of the Escaflowne jumps has a perk for that. I made a fully functional clockwork Locust as a birthday gift for a noble in Battletech using it
>>62287 Pretty sure we've got stuff like tech base conversion perks and at least one that lets you run higher tech solutions with lower tech construction, though that one's meant to use modern tech with little more than palm trees.
>>62290 >Eclipse Phase Bah thats just super maths from the clarketech aliens that control the universe or the things that are running the simulation. It's all internal like the Mentat shit from Dune
>>62294 >It's all internal Except the stuff that's external.
>>62274 >>62278 >Adam Smasher SIs Explain.
>>62295 Thats just a bug in the simulation.
>>62296 I dunno what the other guy is talking about, I only know of one. I'm not really into cyberpunk, 2077 or any others. Anyway, Adam Smasher gets a modern day human in software form thrown into his head, learns that V kills him in a year, so he spares David and his crew in the Arasaka raid to train em up as backup.
>>62296 Fanfics where Adam Smasher (tm) is the self-insert
>>62298 I know this one, it's pretty fun.
>>62296 If I'm understanding correctly they're referring to this dude, Brosef, on QQ who writes a bunch of Smasher fics. He has smasher in Exalted, one where an SI gets dumped into Smashers brain but is kinda like a subordinate companion AI, a Bretonnia smasher and a Danmanchi Smasher
>>62301 I don't understand why he wants to be that eunuch.
>>62302 NTA, but only one of the fics is actually a self-insert
>>62302 >eunuch You're aware he has a Gemini frame he uses for sex purposes right? Also the Danmachi and Exalted ones have him in his human Elvis Presley looking original flesh body.
>>62296 He's a deranged mentally ill bastard and he fuck dog
>>62301 >He has smasher in Exalted what the fuck
>>62268 I mean I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure since it's a breathing style it's something that you're doing all the time so kind of by default it's in use even while doing other techniques. As for buying proficiency in multiple it's the difference between being forever limited to just a few breathing methods or having a breathing method that also allows you to learn other methods, improve on them, and iirc also the perk acts as a one up that actually makes you more powerful when you come back to life *and* offers a super mode and is considered the strongest in-setting breathing method anyway. It's a good deal for only 300cp, or 600cp if you don't discount it.
>>62304 >Also the Danmachi and Exalted ones have him in his human Elvis Presley looking original flesh body Well that's boring. What's the point of bringing in Smasher if he's not packing enough firepower to end a tank column?
>>62306 It's entirely just him bitching about some empress and effortlessly slaughtering his way through everything, right up until something pressures him and he exalts as a solar. The story died immediately after
Waifus who would want a boyfriend/husband who basically acts like Hinata from Naruto?
>>62309 >bitching about some empress It was the actual Scarlet Empress. He saved her from the Ebon Dragon plot and then panzerkunst his way through Creation
>>62310 The waifu acting like Hinata or the guy acting like Hinata?
>>62311 How the FUCK did he save her from Malfeas BEFORE even Exalting?
>>62312 The guy acts like Hinata
>>62287 What about perks to tech?
>>62313 It's Adam Smasher. Even without his cybernetics he'd still have all the skills he's honed over seventy years of murder. Also he's the protagonist and using a super martial art from Gunnm
>>62313 She was basically bundled and being carried by a demon through Cecelyne, he killed the demons for food and found her poisoned and bound in a sack iirc.
>>62305 Hey Ric! Does the perk “The Oldest Heroic Spirit” from Seiken Tsukai no World Break uncap all your power growth, or just your soul's? I'm making a list of general uncapping perks, and I need to know if I should add that one. Payment in the proper coin, as always.
>>62317 That makes massively more sense, if still kind of nonsense.
>>62301 I have no idea about those.
>>62308 He's a fleshling in those settings, he knows that Danmanchi has cyborg arms cause he sees Miachs familias so he's working towards that
>>62309 Kind of bewildered that it's not about him being an Alchemical.
>>62289 That would be a great way to tamper proof your tech. Make it all clockwork based so that if anyone tries to replicate it the entire thing is just such a fucking hassle to work with that they get a timing spring wrong or something.
>>62318 Its a general uncapper, mostly based around the fact that Moronha was able to supposedly reach greater levels than either his Sir Siscon or Groomer Demon King past lives.
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What Jumps have options (preferably perks and items) for being a noble/royal? I wanna be inherently superior to everyone else.
>>62327 Then get a apex specimen perk then, because unless the option mentions it you're not "inherently" superior.
>>62326 Cool, onto the list it goes. Thanks Ric!
>>62327 konosuba
>>62314 S you are lookong for waifus that just want a simp?
>>62332 Waifus who want a cute, shy bf
>GSBW has Barghest and Melu companions Guess I gotta figure out a Bob authority for the full set. Maybe her Cernunnos priestess form subordinate authority for killing Cernunnos?
>>62329 Nobles are inherently superior to you. That's why they're nobles.
Im thinking of designing some droids space fighters. Something really big, really dumb, and with no ftl capability. Basically just some massive slabs of metal and duracrete with a few turbolaser turrets on them, a good energy sheild, as many non ftl engines as I can strap onto them, and a droid brain that only wants to do what its told and smash stuff. Building sized battering rams. I feel they would be really good for slamming into areas to take out buildings and soaking up enemy fire. Possibly I could bury the sheild system inside them to make mobile infantry emplacements and battlements. But Im unsure if they would actually be any good in a spacefight since most impire vessels have really good sheilding. Plus you would need to either haul or tow them into a battle. Im not wasting vaulable ftl drives on what may be one off droids and I dont consider nuwars ftl ramming canon to my chain really. What do you guys think? Is this just a bad idea? Should I maybe strap them with explosive charges so if they get destroyed they turn into a massive shrapnel bomb?
>>62327 DCEU has a perk/Item (forget which) that defaults you into always being the prince of your race. Not just any small time noble, but the entire race. Can get pretty weird if you have a perk that always makes you an unwanted orphan.
>>62335 Nah, I'd Win.
>>62327 I try and avoid options that influence future backgrounds just for personal taste, but from what I can remember: >Position of Power perk from Halo - Forerunner Saga >Celestial Dragon origin from Psycho's One Piece
>>62316 Which would be peak mortal, at best.
>>62335 If they won the noble title with their own hands. But if they got it from some long dead warlord, then the noble is no better than any other person and wroth no respect.
>>62336 Just make a better Tri-Fighter or an upgraded Vulture or Hyena. Tri-Fighters were already good enough to almost get Anakin and Obi-Wan.
>>62336 2003 Clone Wars Seismic Tank, also it seems to be a kinda stupid idea, Star Wars shields are pretty fucking strong and their tech can be really fucking small. For what you're wanting you'd be better just using turbolasers or an actual starship. Hell a couple seismic charges (what Boba Fett used in the asteroid field) you'd get the same result. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHw-kh1bp38 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6AYLO5z05s
>>62342 >>62343 Eh fair enough. I was just kinda looking to have something with the ability to really slam a target but if its not worth it then its not worth it.
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>>62210 Anon, one coin is insufficient to get through all this shit. Start with All Kinds of Specialization A+, which is a canonical skill from F/Z, and go from there. Filter dumbass meme skills, fold bazillion of nonsensical power-copying abilities and magic system into one overpowered skill like Magecraft EX or whatever the fuck, maybe a noble phantasm. Don't copy this nonsense straight up, author made a terrible servant charsheet.
>>62228 Best option I have found for this is buying the Hanging Garden from OoF, or making it myself manually using Lithomancy from Zendikar. Some of the hedrons are literally miles long so it shouldn't be that hard to repurpose the design to just be a floating city.
>>62346 Honestly it wouldnt be that hard. Plenty of flying cities in mtg.
>>62346 Stargate Atlantis Cityship should be pretty customisable
>>62346 >>62347 >>62348 And what if you don't want to jump into a blackhole of an IP?
>>62287 You could do a fake version of this using Theotech from Godbound. Theres a whole country who make magic clockwork cybernetics and other technology.
>>62228 In Another World With My Smartphone has one and it comes with free waifus.
>>62327 High/Dark Elf jump for Warhammer have noble titles.
>>62349 Then figure something else out yourself.
>>62349 Then build your own rather than being a fiat only cunt
>>62351 >In Another World With My Smartphone Bro. Just... >>62353 Fuck you too.
>>62228 Doom has a space fortress and world of otome is tough on mobs has a floating island
>>62345 Basically, look at how FGO does its own overpowered servants. Two-three skills, + noble phantasm. If character has a bunch of skills and is supposed to turbo-op, then make an aggregate skill like Scat has with her Wisdom of Whatever, or Nero with Imperial Bullshit. You can make this with Val's servant supplement if you wanna be a giga-autist, or simply buy a high tier servant from a higher powered fate jump. If anything, this isn't all that impressive by standards of Strange/Fake, the charsheet is just bloated. There is like, three jumps for Strange Fake.
Morning friends. What's everyone up to today?
>>62228 Doesn't one of the DnD jumps have a scenario to get one of the old Netherese flying cities?
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>>62351 Smartphone Isekai was very comfy.
>>62313 Its first edition, power levels are somewhat lower than late 2e powercreep. Plus, he is basically statted as one of those "mortal from hell" thought exercises you still can find on Exalted wiki. He is like, 90% percent rules legal.
>>62355 What do you want then? If you want something with no depth make a supplement that is self contained in of itself.
>>62355 You the one being a crybaby here anon, you dont have to use any suggestions but whining about it isnt going to make you any friends.
>>62277 who and what are you talking about
>>62360 I like the option to build magitech ships and mechs that it has in jump iirc.
>>62228 Make your own Titan in the Exalted First Age jump.
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What are you guys favorite scifi jumps? We have very sparse pickings in the genre it seems.
>>62367 Blame!
>>62358 Had a bit of a binge writing out more of my chain's mega-corp lore, and things have gotten incredibly out of hand with the various ways necromancy can affect a civilization with advanced technology.
>>62327 QQ's new Slave City (skyrim) has it as one of the slave capstone items. >>62367 I like the Elite Dangerous jump even if it could really use an update. I really like the ship builder section in SB's Star Trek: The Mirror Universe jump too, though the same could be said of our Halo UNSC jump (I really like getting a custom Infinity). I also like the Titan fall jump a lot, and while I don't like the Mass Effect Andromeda game too much I like SB's jump for it.
>>62367 Halo UNSC, Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, Ace Combat, Macross, and 40k Light of Terra.
>>62369 Are there any jumps you're working on right now?
>>62367 Sadly the jumps which we have for the Sci Fi IPs I like aren't very good. I still use them though.
>>62372 Bayo rework. Which is going to take some time with everything going on.
>>62367 I feel like it's a little obvious.
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>>62371 Based.
>>62367 The only interstellar jump I went to on my last chain was Firefly and maybe Gargantia, but it's not really my favorite. Probably Mass Effect. I like the ships and I like the races.
>>62375 Samurai gator vs interstellar alien tapeworm?
>>62369 How do I own stock in your Mega corp or open up my own branch?
>>62341 NTA, but what do you think "inherently" means, retard? Whether or not they "won" it for themselves is irrelevant. They inherited superior genetics, which makes them inherently superior. The only way you can disagree is if you're a woke retard who doesn't believe in biological reality.
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>>62367 My top three are Black Crusade, Destiny the Darkness, and Out of Cruel Space. I'm much more of a Space Fantasy man than hard sci fi guy.
>>62380 Noble genes are usually worse than average because of inbreeding though.
>>62382 Don't bite the bait.
>>62383 We got rid of Timmy. There's no bait. Only idiots.
>>62356 That's a good idea, I'd like if the Doom jump was better though. >>62359 No interested in scenarios.
>>62367 Xcom Mass Effect Halo UNSC Stellaris Starbound
Short stream done. Breezed through the first stratus with stress builds.
>>62388 Thanks for the Stream, I enjoyed it! Have a few ideas beside the obvious “you're a powerful necromancer” stuff that would mostly just be buying the upgrades Iratus can get. Need a perk giving you an awesome voice like Stephan Weyte's. Anti insanity perk. Perk to help you dive others insane. A cool customizable graveyard/tomb/lab section for your necromantic needs. A perk to help you make your undead look cool, or even sexy like the brides and so on. Give your undead minions intelligence and quirky personalities while still keeping them loyal. Perk to let you upgrade old undead with better parts you find. There probably be a nonundead origin for the enemy stuff, even though they aren't nearly as interesting.
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>>62378 No. Ape vs Mecha Ape. THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
>>62390 I love shitty b movies like this.
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>>62391 Asylum Pictures is still pumping them out like no tomorrow. This one came out after... well you can guess.
>>62389 Created the document and added to notes.
>>62393 You plan to play through it in its entirety with the dlc?
>>62392 Reminds me of the transmorpher series. Transmorphers! More than meets your vision!
>>62394 Yup, though we'll see how the playthrough plays out.
Oh hey, Drive anon put the bunker pdf on the front page of the Drive. Neat. >>62393 Cool stuff. I'll be looking forward to the Jump. I always enjoy necromancer options.
>>62367 Metal Gear Rising Revengeance
>>62395 are they trying to confuse people into clicking the wrong thing on streaming services or something
>>62397 Huh neat. Now where did the doctor who jump go? Im unsure if I want to make my ship into a tardis since its already able to time travel but I kinda want to take a short break from starwars.
>>62399 Not streaming services. Bargain bins and the like. Mostly parents and grandparents mostly.
>>62399 Literally yes. They pump out shitty low budget movies hoping people will buy them instead of the new high budget movies.
>>62396 Nice. I'll have to check it out then. >>62395 >It's real I need to find the first movie now.
>>62380 I will bite this. If 1 in 200 Chinese are descendant from Genghis Khan, why is China so bad?
>>62399 Yes. I specifically remember a Pacific Rim ripoff that did something similar.
>>62404 Cause making cheap knockoffs of the original usually leads to shit quality.
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>49 tickets >Extra Merlina copy and got my Aesc This is a productive and uplifting start to the morning. >>62143 I was at least hoping for a crumb of new lore, just a crumb, but I was denied even that crumb. >>61805 Frequent travel/work/networking/drinking/it's complicated has stalled everything more than expected, but fortunately the next leg of the conference mines takes place in my home country so hopefully there will now be progress. >>62174 >"Jesus saves" They'll buy it. >>62179 I am the corruption, yes. I am Sideous. >>62187 You could also be Chinese and invest in African infrastructure, with the advantage that you don't actually have to deal with giant slugmen. >>62208 >jump plagiarization At that point you might as well use Generic Space Opera to go save them. In fact, that's what I'm going to do now that the new Doctor Who jump gives me an excuse to ENTER Faction Paradox, King Arthur gives me an excuse to ENTER the Xeelee Saga, and I have Downstreamers at home in my monstergirl sex dungeon dimensions: Retcon myself into Beato's boyfriend, hijack the MuvLuv and harvest Axmann's suffering with LobCorp methods for perpetual energy. God, that man is going to generate SO much EGO/Light energy for me when I trap him in a cute girl's body, activate a time loop and subject him to all his usual training methods. >>62225 It really was. We all should've seen the writing on the wall the moment they did Kael'thas dirty and then proceeded to turn Malygos into a deranged rapist with Meme Abe's motivations. >>62277 >Open /a/ >It's still full of autists screeching STORY BY ONE So nothing changes, I see. Not that it ever mattered if it was Story by ONE/Murata if the story is constantly redrawn. >>62392 >Alien: Rubicon I wanna see 621 with my Redshift sword + Earshots and Coral rifle build flying around blowing up xenomorphs now >>62399 Exactly this my guy, it was proto-clickbait. I remember one that was about Sherlock Holmes, but he's in the far future, and he's fighting steampunk dinosaurs or something.
>>62255 Possibly, due to quantum mechanics. More likely, it's just because most people simply should not be parents.
>>62407 >I remember one that was about Sherlock Holmes, but he's in the far future, and he's fighting steampunk dinosaurs or something. You talking shit about Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century?
>>62401 Scummy.
>>62407 >I was at least hoping for a crumb of new lore, just a crumb, but I was denied even that crumb. Hey, it at least tells us why the Oldest House is still on fucking lock down years later.
>>62407 What new Doctor Who jump? It didn't get in the drive. Are you using out of drive jumps, Shard? Are you going to start using reddit jumps?
Did uploads folder get deleted? I cant fond any of the jumps that were there on the drive.
>>62413 I think it got sorted.
>>62414 I mean I cant find a few of the jumps I thought were there like the blob
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>>62410 Oh 100 percent.
>>62415 Unimaged, Q-V.
>>62409 >Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century Oh hey, I remember that show! Huh, I thought it had more than 26 episodes. Does anyone else remember Funky Cops?
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>>62409 I am not because frankly it's a better Doctor Who story than any from the last two seasons (except the Midnight Entity's return), I'm just telling it like it is. >>62412 >It didn't get in the drive Ehhhh the Bunker is close enough. >Are you going to start using reddit jumps? That would require me to start using r/jumpchain at all. >>62411 Bah. >>62416 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHjhdFh2oso I loved the part where the US military somehow acquired enough funding to hire Zeus himself despite ceasing to fund their not-hulk project 2 years ago.
>>62412 >It didn't get in the drive. I thought it did though I dont see it in any folder now.
>>62417 Oh hey thanks!
>>62407 >It really was. We all should've seen the writing on the wall the moment they did Kael'thas dirty and then proceeded to turn Malygos into a deranged rapist with Meme Abe's motivations Said like that, this sound worse.
>>61842 Jump 2 GITS Origin >Hacker 100 Perks >Humanoid Calculator (Free) >Super Class A (300) >Multitasking (100) Equipment >Cash (100) >Dummy Barrier (Free) Augmentation >Basic Cyberization (Free) >Full Cyberization (400) I missed having a dick. Technically speaking I still had wedding tackle, and it could be argued that my prosthetic replacement was superior to what I’d been born with, but I still missed my dick. However, there were undeniable advantages to being a full body cyborg for which I was quite grateful. For instance, if I was still flesh and blood I’d never be able to outrun the angry soldiers chasing me after I got caught slinking around their base trying to get access to the Imperial’s military network. While the young chaps shooting at me might have been in excellent shape I could outrun cars, punch through walls, and jump several stories. Bit of an advantage that. Made it out without more than a few new holes in my chassis. Nothing that wouldn’t buff out. Course the mission was a wash and I’d have to try again at some point, but I was trying not to think about that. Now one might wonder how I came to be in this situation. After all contrary to my experience with Mr. Bond intelligence work generally didn’t involve breaking and entering, and certainly you wouldn’t expect the foremost cyber intelligence asset of the United States of America, such as it was in this forsaken world, to be out in the field in person risking his shiny metal (plastic actually) ass. In an ideal world I’d be safe behind a keyboard in an air conditioned room. That had certainly been my intent this time around. I’d picked a specialization which I had thought would under no circumstances result in field work. This was however, far from an Ideal world. No this was a world that had survived WWIII and promptly gone bat shit insane. Bat. Shit. Insane. How the actual fuck had the EU not only survived nuclear conflict but actually evolved into a true unified polity as a result while the United States balkanized? And what a balkanization it was. I must confess that it didn’t surprise me to see most of the west coast and the north east taken over by secessionist commies. Though I did wonder why Washington hadn’t thrown in with them, as well as how they managed to take Idaho, the Russo-American Alliance made sense to me. The American Empire on the other hand was absolutely baffling. Came out of nowhere. To me at least. Perhaps I just hadn’t been paying enough attention to the goings on at home while happily ensconced in my safe government funded code cave having a grand old time running cyber operations against our nominal allies in the EU. One day I was happily inciting civil demonstrations in France deep from within Langley’s basement and the next I was fleeing for the Midwest after refusing to forsake my oath to the constitution in favor being one of the new regimes jackboots. Damn near cost me my life. It did cost me my original wedding tackle and all four limbs when all was said and done. Unfortunately most of my former colleagues were cowards that proved happy to sign on with the Empire rather than flee to the rump state that our once great nation had become, which left our new department of intelligence rather short staffed. So short staffed in fact that I myself had to manage no less than four different critical operations entirely solo. I must confess I missed Bond. Would have happily traded Arizona for some competent help. Fortunately for all involved, except for the filthy communist and totalitarian traitors of course, my ability to multi-task and keep track of all the moving parts proved up to snuff and I managed to keep things spinning. For a while at least, eventually the Imperials caught on to the fact that I was hacking them and leaking their troop movements to Mexican guerrillas. Everything we could do to keep them stuck in and bleeding themselves dry in Central and South America kept the Empire from looking our way after all, so I was more than happy to help the spics kill them by the truckload. I suppose I must have been too blatant, the Imperials had started keeping all relevant information off of any device with an external network connection. Hence my need to risk my own ass to get access. The stress of trying to keep the United States alive was getting to me I must confess. I was quite looking forward to the end of my time here assuming I didn’t get myself killed. At the very least I didn’t have to worry about working myself into an early grave. Cyborgs such as myself couldn’t suffer heart attacks. Still, it would be quite a relief to move on to the next world. It couldn’t be worse than this one. Surely not.
>>62399 Oh sweet summer child. The wonders and horrors that I could show you. No, seriously, they've been doing that since the 70s at least, and that's just from what I know, maybe they did itbefore too. Jaws for example, not only had dozens of copycats with sharks, but also every other type of creature possible. Star Wars spawned so many clones it was practically a genre unto itself. There are studios who specialize on making cheap clones of better movies.
>>62426 >but also every other type of creature possible Oh yeah, now I remember the Gustave movie
>>62419 >Ehhhh the Bunker is close enough. You got a copy of the text pdf since it apparently didnt get put onto drive? I didnt see any problems with it but I didnt follow thread too good when it was posted either.
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>>62364 One Punch Man
>>62420 Anyone can remove jumps from the uploads folder. If you consider a jump to be shit you can use the right of veto by deleting it and not letting Driveanon put it in the drive itself. Driveanon gives no shit to quality or whether the thread approves of the jump or even if it was posted on the thread, so anons NEED to moderate the uploads folder, or reddit starts filling it with their own jumps, like they've tried to do multiple times.
>>62429 Far as I know it hasn't been updated from the "WIP" over on the jumpmaking thread
>>62337 That's gotta be really weird in any modern Earth-based setting >"Who's that guy?" >"The prince of all humans?" >"...What the hell does that mean?" Booba unrelated
>>62432 Yeah I remember this one cause I cant actually open it on mobile. Thanks though, I guess I will need to search for the pdf text version.
>>62432 Damn that's old school.
>>62428 I hate how Ibuku is not only hot but also has a unique design... only for her to be a horny joke.
>>62432 It got a more complete one in this thread a couple threads back, IIRC?
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>>62210 >the virgin Fate fanfic meta build >dozens of skils, each of which is intricately explained >an NP description so long it doubles as a backstory >furious attempts to metagame based on existing feats >Gives himself negative skills to apologise for being OP >Nobody cares anyway >The Chad Fate canon meta build >Skills are just shit like "Starring Invade", "Drunkard" and "Paradigm Inflation" with either no description or 1 sentence denoting what it does >Sometimes doesn't even have an NP >Metagames in real time, the character being able to scrap it's build and redesign it being an ongoing threat >Is declared the strongest thing in all of space by the author with no further elaboration >Is promptly waifu'd and convinced to kill itself
Oh God he's there.
>>62439 I just use the pic that the "original" posted in the other thread because, let's face it, it IS a pretty good showcase of ORT forms.
How does a chef Jumper keep their companions from getting fat eating all the delicious food they make?
>>62441 Portion control.
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>>62441 You don't.
>>62441 plastic surgery
>>62439 Not nearly enough needless all caps and visible choking on ORT's crystal dick in absence of all sense to be Suard's tulpa. That, and zero random screeching insertions of Gohan like a spastic.
>>62446 As a spider(like being) wouldn't ORT have an ovipositor rather than a dick?
>>62447 Would the Daily Bugle publish libel about ORT?
>>62448 They'd publish anything that they think would sell papers.
>>62409 Bro looks like he in Adventure Quest.
>>62446 I can't help but notice that Gohanposter started posting in the /tg/ thread around the same time Shard did though. I think he might be having another episode after all.
Didn't someone recently say that they were making a Cult of the Lamb Jump? Or was that just a wishful thinking fever dream on my part?
>>62419 >video holy shit I expected some effort, like I've seen shitty b-movies but this is like a 12-year old's first film
>>62452 Wishful fever dream, probably. I would know since I briefly considered it. >>62450 *MechQuest
>>62407 >Not that it ever mattered if it was Story by ONE/Murata if the story is constantly redrawn It kinda does because it confirms undeniably that the webcomic IS the primary canon.
>>62452 Wishful fever dream unless you were actually reading my thoughts.
>>62452 Looks like Yoro was thinking about making one according to the archives.
>>62457 I really hope things start getting better for Yoro soon.
>>62452 I was briefly considering it ages ago so we might have had a shared wishful fever dream, for what it's worth. >>62458 Same.
>>62460 Why is the Taimanin cat sop stupid it takes baths in a swimsuit?
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>>62461 It's small so when it gets in the tub it swims and when you swim you have to wear a swimsuit.
>>62461 She's an orange cat, so someone else must have been using the one brain cell that day.
>>62462 No, don't let Shard do it. He will deny you a Narinder malewife and only focus on god autism. Admittedly, I would also focus on God autism but you would be given Lamb and Narinder waifus(male).
>>62464 Do orange cats collectively only possess a single brain cell?
>>62462 No, don't let Shard do it. I wanna fiddle around in my own chain (eventually) when not making builds for new jumps.
>>62467 >says increasingly desperate man for the millionth time You just made an update for the MCU after loudly and repeatedly announcing you were washing your hands of it.
>>62465 NTA, but you make a convincing argument. I sure would like both some god powers AND cute waifus(furbois)
>>62468 Argent it's THE LAST ONE, a surprise underwhelming fart to end Phase 5. The only reason why that update happened at all is because the retards at Disney apparently couldn't despite whether or not to scrap Ironheart or shit it out all before deciding on the latter. To their detriment. Now I'm done with the MCU.
>>62470 >Now I'm done with the MCU. Somebody start the countdown timer.
>>62424 Did you ever get to interact with Section 9 / The Major? Seems a bit sad if you completely missed the canon cast and, arguably, the protagonist. Also worth mentioning is that cyberware in GiTS is a bit bonkers. You can, for example, download targeting software which in a mil-spec full augment body (like the one you have) literally shoot bullets out of the air with your own bullets on purpose. The Major canonically does this when she defeats / recruits the sniper guy for Section 9. That's not even getting into the physical prowess or other potential shenanigans like having your cyborg body incorporate an E-War suite to augment your hacking skills, active cloaking or other such improvements. Plus if you prepare them ahead of time you can potentially transfer your consciousness to another cyborg body in the event your original body is about to die / get destroyed.
>>62470 >Now I'm done with the MCU. You have once again inflicted a Chinese curse on yourself. Now, I fully expect you to once more engage in jumpmaking for the MCU as soon as the new Phase begins. Just as I'm expecting the day when you finally lose it from Warcraft overdose and start doing the WoW jump yourself.
>>62474 >Just as I'm expecting the day when you finally lose it from Warcraft overdose and start doing the WoW jump yourself. I'm sincerely excited to see who wins that: Shardtism, or the WoW Curse.
>>62474 Shard might just be the only one who even could make that jump.
>Gears of War jump Tell it to me straight anons, is there any reason not to genocide the bug men?
>>62464 Her only cat features are hands, tail and ears. Barely a cat at all.
>>62474 Don't you put that evil on him Argent Bobby! That Jump has killed everyone who has tried. >>62477 Not really, no. Get out the Raid.
>>62475 All I have to say about that is that you should've all done more for the DC Comics COLLAB (TL note: Collab means Collaboration) in between Moons' two drafts before I stepped in to do it all myself. >>62477 Adequate biomass to incorporate into your own hivemind. Otherwise not really.
>>62379 Heka-Nebu Incorporated reserves the vast majority of its stock for employees, but will occasionally issue stock to investors. This is to ensure the direction of the company is primarily dictated by those who work within it. As for a branch office, one needs to apply and provide both sufficient evidence for the branch to be a benefit (both to the parent company and the local community), and pass self-defense tests to show you can adequately defend yourself should the private security detachment be overwhelmed for whatever reason. Heka-Nebu tends to provide plenty of benefits for its employees the higher you go, including powers and augmentation. >>62470 You can never wash yourself of this curse. I discarded it, and you picked it up freely. You are its host now. No takebacks.
>>62477 Do you really need to ask?
>>62472 No interactions with the Major or Section 9 here. I'm saving that for when I go back through the Standalone Complex jump. This one was mostly just laying the groundwork for that jump if I'm honest. The writeup for that one is probably gonna be huge. I do love the capabilities of the cyberware in GiTS, but at the moment Jumper's setup isn't as good as the Majors. So no bullet shooting or active cloaking for jumper just yet.
>>62477 Not as far as I'm aware. Genocide away. >>62479 I'm not putting anything on him. He does it to himself by continuing to care so deeply about Modern Warcraft lore. I stopped giving a shit after they violently retconned Chronicles and directly mocked all the people who thought it was the "real" cosmology.
>>62480 I for one think your autism should increase actuality, if we get more jumps like that.
Would Black Marsh have yokel argonians with funny accents playing the banjo?
Hello
>>62486 I don't think Argonians are actually capable of being musicians? They're lizards being remotely mind controlled by plants
>>62487 Hey WoL_Anon! How's it going?
>>62489 Not that great. I'm in between jump projects at the moment so don't have anything to talk about on that front either.
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>>62485 One of the problems with even trying now is they've issued a new, simplified cosmology map. Now different planes of existence are divided into high energy (Fel, Order, Light) and low energy (Earth, Death, Void) planes. Travelling from high to low energy planes is easy but the reverse is difficult, and may be why nominally powerful beings from lower energy planes envy and want to invade higher energy ones. Furthermore there is interplanar space which is apparently where souls come from, and there is also some kind of glitch happening where souls don't always go where they're supposed to. There is also a new foretold prophecy (by the Ethereals IIRC) where all life needs to leave the current plane of existence to even survive a coming disaster theorised to be an imbalance of this cycle of energy. Combined that with everyone rushing to stop Dimensius before he reforms his pieces, and War Within is basically gearing up to hit the setting with yet another cosmology-spanning retcon. >>62487 Good morning.
>>62487 Hello WoL. >>62490 I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things start looking up fast for you.
I have a crazy Star Wars idea. While the Republic and Seperatists are fighting, Jumper shows up with his empire of several thousand galaxies from that one evil space emperor isekai. I want to see if they would team up against me or submit to my superior technology and space travel.
>>62491 The idea of the six cosmological forces and their associated magics were cool, but everything since then has been a complete cluster.
>>62442 BASED and DISCIPLINE-pilled.
>>62493 Judging from how the galaxy reacted to the First Order, they will fold like cardboard. Like not even militarily, based on what all the Space Elons were doing during NuWars the rich will actively try to ally with the winning team as soon as possible.
>>62456 Drawback for toddler cultists
>>62496 I think it would be funny to see Palps go through all that work to become Emperor and then some bigger guy shows up and makes it all meaningless.
>>62497 *toddler cultist wives
>>62499 >He wants to marry the "people" whose added collective IQ doesn't exceed 70
>>62499 Are you saying you'd marry a gameplay cultist, or that you'd marry a toddler?
>>62500 >>62501 It's about dominance, not attraction. Like how you can kill the god of death, render it mortal and marry it.
>>62492 Thanks anon.
>>62502 >He wants to dominate literal toddlers What the fuck, Anon.
>>62491 >Fel >home plane is the Twisting Nether >hard to travel to >literally everyone can go there with very little effort did they forget their own lore again Also there's an entire realm of Death (Ardenweald) where creatures go back to the land of Life (Emerald Dream) which is a backdoor into Order (Reality). Are they gonna retcon that? Is Ursoc gonna come back so they can kill him off again?
>>62504 did bancho ban evade?
>>62506 Does the text look like it was voice to text? I'm not that familiar with Bancho, but I know he does that.
>>62505 >did they forget their own lore again I cannot stress enough they >retconned Dimensius' status (every Dimensius you've fought is but a fragment of the true, Bigger Dimensius) >retconned the fact that Dimensius destroyed K'aresh at all (the Ethereals, specifically an elite cabal who allied with Xal'atath did that to try to kill Dimensius) >Oh yeah did I mention they retconned the Ethereal leadership into morally grey villains who had themselves and their entire species transformed into their current state without their consent using Special Bandage Magic developed with Xal'atath?? >Oh and they just casually dropped that Xal'atath was formerly some mortal whose world was destroyed by Dimensius, which isn't technically a retcon but still They did not merely forget their lore, they are actively trying to forget their lore >Are they gonna retcon that? It's unclear if THE COSMIC ENERGY DIFFERENTIALS is a retcon to that or merely an elaboration of how it all works. Yet. >Ursoc Nary a peep about him.
>>62506 I have confirmed that it is not Bancho. Be at ease.
>>62508 The Ethereals were the bad guys you were killing for the Consortium, intergalactic merchant bandage dudes, back in TBC right?
>>62487 Howdy.
>>62510 >intergalactic merchant bandage dudes That's them, yes. Except it turns out there was a lot more going on with them, and one (Locus-Walker) briefly became Alleria's mentor in using the Void until Alleria found out he was the one who nuked his planet to try to destroy Dimensius which made her angrily cut ties with him.
>>62497 >>62499 Cultists outside Nari and the other Bishops are debatably sapient at best. So no.
>>62513 I was more referring to a drawback making you deal with gameplay cultists. I'm not sure if they are any better in the comic.
>>62512 I always thought they were kinda cool, like space-traveling goblins without being off-putting physically. Shame they were apparently kind of retarded but it's Warcraft.
>>62514 Oh, that makes sense then. And in the comic, they're somewhat more intelligent - at least up until comic Lambert goes full god-king and starts brainwashing people into being loyal to him (though he resists Narinder's very strong "suggestions" to sacrifice them for a powerboost).
>>62516 >"Somewhat more intelligent" Well, I sure hope they'd be more intelligent than the literal fucking wild animal babies that shit EVERYWHERE and don't understand how to feed themselves.
>>62514 >I really want to eat some poop >I'm really mad at you for giving me poop to eat >I really want to eat some poop >I'm mad at you for not giving me poop to eat
>>62518 >Hey, wouldn't it be funny if you murdered your own cultist?
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>>62202 There's actually an entire branch of the Jedi Service Corps, known as the Exploration Corps, whose job is literally that. They explore uncharted space, making first contact with undiscovered civilizations, and doing archaeological expeditions into ancient Force sensitive ruins and such. This is perceived as lowly and unsatisfying work by the Jedi, by the way. As opposed to being the Space Police which is a far more important and accomplished career than some measly archaeologist exploring ancient Jedi/Sith ruins or ambassador to an entirely new species or literally charting unexplored areas of the galaxy and hyperspace.
>>62519 God, I wish I had done that when that fucking deer gave me that request four times in a row. But no, I have to be the kind of cult leader that'd never kill my cultists. No matter how obsessed they are with eating poop
>>62517 I mean, outside of Nana (who is not only Lambert's first cultist but sacrifices herself in the fourth issue to empower him against Leshy), most of the others are still pretty dumb - she's the only one who treats Lamb as a real person and not just their leader/deity, she complains about the lack of real latrines, and was the only one who made the big communal building that eventually became the Lamb's temple when everyone else (including Ratau) was going to just sit under tge Lamb's statue in the midst of a freak weather condition and hope for the best. Even 1 cultist being intelligent is still better than none.
>>62521 If they tell you to kill someone, just sacrifice them instead. >I AM THE CULT LEADER, I SAY WHO DIES, NOT YOU
>>62515 Tbqh they weren't THAT retarded, just...extremely desperate in the face of Dimensius being about to eat their world. No, the retarded part comes in the form of their leadership trusting Xal'atath at all and continuing to work with her. >>62521 Conversely I just killed people whenever they gave me a request I didn't like once I got a decent population going back when I played the game, no regrets.
>>62523 ... Wait, the cultists can request you to murder other cultists? I thought you were suggesting that I should've murdered the one that was obsessed with eating poop I never got a murder another cultist request
>>62525 They can, in fact, request that you murder another cultist. For the laughs. They'll even get mad at you if you refuse to do it on principle.
>>62525 Iirc it's a chain quest. >Make him eat poop >Do other shitty thing to him >Murder him
>>62526 >>62527 Huh. Suddenly the dude asking to eat poop four times in a row isn't that bad.
>>62477 No. And after you genocide the chinese, kill the aliens too.
>>62529 GoW doesn't take place on Earth. There are no Chinese.
>>62529 The locust are earth natives. Think dwarves.
>>62493 They would immediately team up because the entire war is fake, gay, and Palpatine doesn't like sharing.
>>62529 The humans ARE the alien invaders.
>>62358 Not gooning. I haven't done it in a while.
>>62530 There are white and black people, there might be one chinese, genocide him. >>62531 >>62533 My bad. Genocide the bugmen, then genocide the locust too.
So did they ever actually stop to explain how the Locust Horde apparently bred into the billions and then fabricated an apparently ancient-seeming civilization, including planet-spanning architecture and occult religious traditions, within like 80 years? Because I swear to fucking God that is still the dumbest retcon I've ever seen.
>>62536 Continuous trains run on the queen, it's not complicated anon.
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>>62537 ENTER
>>62498 So basically the Vong?
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>So the next Kamen rider series is gonna have a world wide release. So what Kamen rider jumps do you like to use on chains and which did you wish we had?
If I was naturally the emperor of the Earth via items/Perks would the Justice League be fighting in the name of the Earth emperor or would they take a step back and be like "Guys, this really weird, right?"
>>62539 If he had beaten the Rebels, Palps would have wiped out the Vong easily with all of his super weapons. The main reason the Vong was such a huge threat was because the New Republic hadn't had time to really establish itself, what with having to constantly fight the Imperial Remnants and Borsk Fey'lya being a faggot. Always kill Borsk Fey'lya at the first opportunity.
>>62540 Zero-One, Saber, and Geats. Why, yes I am a newfag. heavensanon come back
>>62540 I wish we had a King Ohger jump. But that's more a Super Sentai setting than a Kamen Rider jump
>>62543 >Zero-One I swear that Reiwa rider is cursed when it comes to jumps since even the guy working on Reddit's version just dipped.
>>62540 iirc the one right before Exaid has its drop in origin be 'totally not exaid' and thus gives you the power to let you punch diseases out of people, so I like that one the best.
>>62540 I like the one that lets you get the G4 Armour. Also the one that lets you get a Decadriver, even if it technically can only be used once you've done nine jumps
>>62539 Nah, just instantly move a war fleet into every system to assert dominance. No war like the Vong. They can submit or die.
>>62544 >I wish we had a King Ohger jump. I have WIP document for it, just being annoyed about how to handle Prince.
>>62542 That was far, far, far from the only reason why the New Republic botched the war against the Vong. To give a quick summary: >Constantly looking for a climatic, one and done battle, like with Endor or other huge battles, which the Vong refused to give, leading to countless worlds falling while the NR did jackshit >Refusing to believe the advice and counsel of the Jedi, and in fact making a deal with the Vong to hand the Jedi over in exchange for 'peace' when the Vong had, up until this point, proven to be genocidal maniacs, the Jedi being the only ones to score real victories against the Vong, and this was AFTER Anakin Solo died destroying the Vong's Jedi Hunting Monster creation plant, meaning the NR was snatching defeat from the jaws of victory >Promoting incompetent commanders because the more experienced ones told high command they were acting like fucking morons >Just constantly fucking up and letting Vong advance further and further in until they took Coruscant itself Iirc, later works explained that if the NR hadn't been so obsessed with fighting the last war and screwing over their heroes, the Vong War would have been a costly but winnable war instead of a near extinction event. Fuck the NR of the New Jedi Order books. >spoiler And double fuck that racist petty petulant Bothan piece of shit, the only good thing he did was fucking own up to his mistakes and die for them, and that was when the Vong fucking took Coruscant!
>>62550 The NR at that point in the story is basically a showing of how the Pius Dea Crusades were absolutely justified.
>>62549 Huh, neat. I'd offer to help, but I don't actually know anything about Ogher beyond really liking butterfly's design.
>>62550 >Refusing to believe the advice and counsel of the Jedi, and in fact making a deal with the Vong to hand the Jedi over in exchange for 'peace' when the Vong had, up until this point, proven to be genocidal maniacs, the Jedi being the only ones to score real victories against the Vong, and this was AFTER Anakin Solo died destroying the Vong's Jedi Hunting Monster creation plant, meaning the NR was snatching defeat from the jaws of victory Every other point is something I've seen in IRL history, but this one is indescribably retarded
>>62541 I'd assume if the perk was absolute enough in its wording, that they'd cuck out just like they do to regular governments. So not "we're fighting for God Emperor Jumper!" But more "For the protection of the Earth!"
>>62550 Bothans suck in general. Constantly whining about how they made the ultimate sacrifice so that the Rebellion could find the second Death Star and so need special recognition and privileges or you are racist (yes, these are actual EU Bothan talking points, never mind that Palpatine deliberately allowed them to get that intelligence and it nearly caused the Rebellion to be completely wiped out).
>>62552 Well, thanks for the enthusiasm anyway. >butterfly's design Papillon-Ohger? Yeah, Rita's great.
>>62553 A lot of EU writers were stealth authoritarians, which is why that whole fiasco ended with Jaina and her toyboy creating a new Empire that had none of those problems until the Sith fucked everything up again.
>>62556 >Papillon-Ohger Yeah, her. Honestly, all of the Oghers have neat designs, but she's my favourite.
>>62478 Externally. The cat portion extends inward from the ears, including the brain.
>>62557 >Sith fucked everything up again Such is the problem of people using a magical equivalent to roids and meth.
>>62557 I thought the official EU ending was Jaden's daughter ruling over in eternal peace.
>>62561 Nah, she became irrelevant as far as I remember.
>>62557 To be fair, it's genuinely surprising it took that long for a fascist dictatorship to rise to power considering how much of a disgustingly corrupt absolute fuck-up the Republic is and has been for literally thousands of years. It was really between that and Space Communism, one or the other was going to happen at some point out of sheer necessity.
>>62557 The EMPIRE IS VICTORIOUS. The terrorists were always dumb and self defeating, no matter if it was in Legends or Cannon >>62553 >Every other point is something I've seen in IRL history, but this one is indescribably retarded It had to do with a lot of politics, many of the people who created the Rebellion got pushed out and the new guard came in with the Old Republic corruption
>>62564 Canon
>>62563 Yeah, Legends was completely doomer about Democracy, and made the NR a plot device for why peak Luke Skywalker and his frankly stacked team of Jedi Masters weren't just obliterating the Remnant and every other threat.
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>>62555 Bothans are dirty backstabbers, they are only doing what they do best. >>62553 Also something like that happened in real life too, it happens when a power at be becomes scared of their commanders or generals taking power from them if they win the war. >>62565 That too >>62566 The EMPIRE was and still was HUGE anon, trying to wipe them out would have been more trouble than its worth, especially with a burgeoning republic. Letting them fight amongst themselves was the best decision
>>62564 The terrorists were right, they were just wrong about handing power over to specific people, and didn't do what any good democracy does(have a state of emergency where you don't actually practice democracy until you've killed everyone retarded and obviously malicious actor). >>62567 Yeah, because the New Republic was cucking the Jedi at every turn. If they returned to the Jedi Lord system(which was proven to be so OP the Sith literally nerfed it, then banned it forever) The Remnant would have gotten demolished. There's basically no situation where "uhh it's too hard, let's just let all the dangerous retards keep massive fleets and armies" doesn't end in a disaster(protip, it did).
>>62566 A large part of the EU's political characterization was that democracy simply doesn't work beyond a certain size. When every planet has a Senator and they spend 99% of their time on Coruscant, what you effectively have is an aristocratic class. When you vote for someone who votes for someone who votes for someone who votes for someone who votes for someone who lives in the Senate to represent "your interests" and is barely even aware you exist, you effectively have no one who actually represents you. You don't actually have a democracy, you just have a plutocratic oligarchy. Coruscant is perhaps the supreme example of what the Republic actually is and has been for pretty much its entire modern iteration. You have the wealthy elite who sit on level 5,000 and breath clean, fresh air and have sunlight in their beautiful penthouse skyscrapers. And you have everyone else below who lives in disgusting crime-riddled squalor breathing poisonous air and dealing with the toxic waste of those above them. That's the Republic in a nutshell and that's pretty much how the EU portrayed it without pulling any punches. Democracy didn't die with the Galactic Empire. Democracy had been dead for a very long time and only the extremely naive idealists failed to realize that.
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>>62568 >The terrorists were right, they were just wrong about handing power over to specific people, and didn't do what any good democracy does(have a state of emergency where you don't actually practice democracy until you've killed everyone retarded and obviously malicious actor). That doesn't work when YOU ARE the malicious actor anon, the new republic turned on itself so fast. Because everyone was grabbing for power after the Empire was gone >Yeah, because the New Republic was cucking the Jedi at every turn. If they returned to the Jedi Lord system(which was proven to be so OP the Sith literally nerfed it, then banned it forever) The Remnant would have gotten demolished. There's basically no situation where "uhh it's too hard, let's just let all the dangerous retards keep massive fleets and armies" doesn't end in a disaster(protip, it did). You're forgetting that the Rebels couldn't face the Imperials head on, even when they got a SSD of their own, heavy pitched battles only worked when the Imperials were fighting each other, but if they had a warlord who had his head together, which there were a quite a few of, then fighting them would be disastrous. Also the NR was cucking Jedi because they didn't want any watch dogs back who would keep them in check so they cried about them. Also it was the Imperial Remnant who saved the republic and Jedi a few times because they could not stop fighting about politics
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>>62569 Tbqh this is also NuWars' implicit stance on democracy; it just never gets to the point of identifying a viable solution, or grows the balls to assert Rey can "redeem" the legacy of the Empire. Ultimately, the reason why there is an army to face Palpatine in RoS isn't because of democratically elected institutions and voter agency. No, it's just because Lando kept rolling nat 20s on his Charisma checks offscreeen. >>62540 I use all of them, and each and every one is a confusing experience. At least Zi-O lets me compile all the Rider powers on one transformations.
>>62570 It turned on itself because the Old Guard largely got pushed to the side to the point where even Ackbar was being persecuted. If they had just stopped letting every retard that made the OR suck slither back in, they would have been perfectly fine. Like the dude above says, the naivety of the OG rebels led to that even being possible >You're forgetting the Rebels couldn't face the Imperials head on So they didn't have to, the Republic couldn't face the ICW either, and they still managed it by actually utilizing the magic superhumans they had. If we have to be honest here, they could have done literally anything, like creating a single crippled world devastator to provide their need for large ships, return back to using clone soldiers(except this time without the retarded shit involved with the Kaminoans), and have the Jedi just straight up assassinate warlords at every turn until their faction collapsed completely. Whenever something like this was thought of however, the stinky retards that showed up afterwards would bitch and moan because the NR might actually have a spine if it had any of those advantages, and made them cuck out about being intelligent in any way. All of this goes back to "kill the retards and the obviously malicious before you try to make a democratic government" rule. The Remnant was only in the position to save them because they kept letting retards gimp their government for no reason until it was somehow worse than every iteration of the Republic before it except those cringey losers in SWTOR.
>>62571 Disney is more outright about it though, in Legends the NR never had a chance to breathe, they were getting their asses handed to them every week by some new op ocp. In Disney they're actually just fully retarded to the point of ousting Leia, doing nothing about an imperial remnant slaughtering the Jedi, and genuinely just forgot about them. While the EU might be argued to say "Democracy is completely dead after a certain level, do something else", Disney is saying "Democracy is always retarded, just die and don't bother".
The prequel trilogy was all about the corruption and failings of both the Republic and the Jedi, showing how the reason good falls is primarily due to arrogance and ignoring evil that grows in its midst. Corruption leads to instability, which leads to fear. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering. All these emotions lead to a desperate desire by the people for some messianic figure to come in, take over and fix everything for them, which is how Palpatine was able to demolish the Republic to celebrating and applause. The problem isn't supposed to be the system, but the very darkness in people. The Republic itself was turning to the dark side due to the Sith's machinations in the background and Palpatine pushed it over the edge.
>>62574 Well, the very darkness in people is clearly winning forever.
Alright, so what's the solution to this? How does one fix the Republic?
>>62576 You don't.
>>62576 Anti-corruption policies would help.
>>62576 Get better writers who aren't obligated to stretch the conflict on forever to sell more books.
What perks make your flesh and blood delicious and/or nutritious to others? Especially to magical beings?
Someone was saying before they were thinking about a Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II jump, right?
>>62580 Being a WoD vampire makes your blood addictive like a drug to the point of mind controlling normies who drink it.
>>62581 Nope >>62580 QQ's Vore CYOA should have those. Victim Girls too, IIRC
>>62583 What am I confusing it with, then?
>>62583 I don't want to use QQ jumps. Hard pass.
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>>62576 I just became Palpatine and did what he did but more efficiently, less moustache-twiddlingly, and in a way that eventually implicated the entire Jedi temple in a politically motivated assassination. Which eventually transitioned seamlessly into both the formation of the First Galactic Empire (which allowed me to implement more comprehensive economic and social reforms) as well as the establishment of a comprehensive treaty with the Trade Federation with mutually beneficial economic terms. All the dead weight space oligarchs who weren't actively contributing to galactic security or at least staying in their lanes were promptly rolled on by Droidekas and declared "Jedi sympathisers" then thrown out airlocks. It is actually depressing how Palpatine would unironically be the best hope for the galaxy if he wasn't a complete monster.
>>62584 How the hell am I supposed to know what you're confusing it with? I don't know your mind. I don't know what you saw that made you think someone was making a Dark Forces jump
>>62576 Reform the Jedi lords, and take whatever group of senators is currently in office barring ones like Padme and Mon Mothma, then execute them. Also no allowing corporations to build weapons of war and arm themselves with it... In fact, don't allow anyone to create weapons of war and arm people with them outside of Military institutions controlled by the Government. Basically just don't do stupid shit, let the zen sect of Buddhist jobbers actually have a vested interest in the state of the Galaxy by forcing them to help govern it, and do not allow Bothans, Muun, or N*moidians into your government, space, or economy respectively. If you also have the Jedi act as an anti-corruption task force, then you're pretty much set to avoid the problems that cause the Republic to catastrophically fail every once in a while.
>>62576 Perks in Stellaris and the Civ V jump.
>>62586 >and in a way that eventually implicated the entire Jedi temple in a politically motivated assassination. That's what he did, though. The narrative he pushed was that the Jedi were planning to take over and tried to kill him, which is why he now looks like a rotten orange. This is why everyone was cool with Order 66 and didn't think it was super fucked up.
>>62587 I found the post I was thinking of. >>58431
>>62586 Part of his character is taking advantage of his political genius, and ability do things the smart and reasonable way, but refusing to because he got inducted into the space meth cult when he was 19. He is always playing into the fact that people can see him taking what's technically the most sensible action to get them to give him power, then leading them straight to hell instead of doing what he promised. You know it would work, he knows it would work, but he isn't interested in it working, he's interested in the 3 million wookie slave children being worked to death because it gets him high and gives him a buff.
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>>62576 You let the CHAD EMPIRE reform and take back over from the cucked terrorists >>62572 >It turned on itself because the Old Guard largely got pushed to the side to the point where even Ackbar was being persecuted. If they had just stopped letting every retard that made the OR suck slither back in, they would have been perfectly fine. Like the dude above says, the naivety of the OG rebels led to that even being possible That's democracy anon, it happens in real life as well. They wanted the republic back and they got it, you get what you ask for >like creating a single crippled world devastator to provide their need for large ships, Too dangerous >return back to using clone soldiers(except this time without the retarded shit involved with the Kaminoans) Would have been even more expensive, take too long and have inferior clones since Kaminoans were the best in the galaxy >the Jedi just straight up assassinate warlords at every turn Not that many Jedi were left and that's a LOT easier said than done anon >All of this goes back to "kill the retards and the obviously malicious before you try to make a democratic government" rule. The Remnant was only in the position to save them because they kept letting retards gimp their government for no reason until it was somehow worse than every iteration of the Republic before it except those cringey losers in SWTOR. That's how it is anon, A new born getting the plague is near fatal, So is a new nation getting the old one's corruption
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>>62590 I'm making the distinction because nominally, based on Windu's actions and words i.e. not opening with a Force Choke, the initial intent was to take Palpatine in with whatever passes for a Jedi warrant. At which point (I assume) Palpatine would have been treated as effectively an enemy combatant rather than a civilian politician arrested by a member of a militant religion that just happens to be highly nationalistic. Instead I just instigated the coup into happening before either Anakin or Windu actually had proof I was a Sith Lord, and overnight turned the entire Republic against the Jedi as a scapegoat by simply...not using Force powers for like a week. >>62592 He also made a lot of friends in relatively low political/military rungs early on in his career. Networking, even Sith lords benefit from it (unless it's other Sith).
>>62593 Yeah, so you're basically agreeing that it would work if they did what every successful modern democracy has done, and not practice democracy until they have shit in order. We're pretty much agreeing here on that, just not on dick sucking a Sith cult that masquerades as a government type. If they wanted a Chad Republic like the KotOR one they would have done that instead of doing some shit not even Middle Eastern "democracies" do.
>>62595 >Yeah, so you're basically agreeing that it would work if they did what every successful modern democracy has done, and not practice democracy until they have shit in order. Anon, I don't know if you've noticed, but democracies here aren't much better than the republic, almost everywhere the same in the world. Most of the times when they kill someone its to hide something
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>>62596 Also my favorite part of the lore was how Some Imperial remnants had spies in the NR almost immediately, and were straight up haters, they were the ones who put a hit out on luke's head and the other Jedi and were one of the main reasons the NR started turning against the Jedi. True imperial Chads
>>62596 Yet they still happen to be a hell of a lot better than every authoritarian state before or since. I would sincerely rather die in America than live in England at the height of it's retardation.
>>62598 ... Under the Danelaw?
>>62594 Eh, that's not that impressive since he inherited centuries of contacts from succeeding to cult leader. Not to mention he also probably inherited Plagieus' Epstein planet.
>>62598 Nazi Germany was a based land where everyone was rich and happy and the women were barefoot and pregnant.
>>62599 That was pretty retarded, but I was thinking of the Plantagenets.
>>62601 ... With Russian kids.
>>62598 >Yet they still happen to be a hell of a lot better than every authoritarian state before or since. I would sincerely rather die in America than live in England at the height of it's retardation. The Romans said the same thing anon. Nothing lives forever
>>62604 The Romans knew about America?
>>62604 The Romans were slaving degenerates that had more than a few child-fucking emperors and devolved into a civil war every 3 decades after they degenerated further into an Imperial state. They're just China(Western Edition) with more homosexuality and less aura.
>>62605 I was going for replacing America with Rome in that context.
>>62607 Romans wouldn't have thought about England either. For that matter, it's hardly like they condemned anyone else's tyranny, this is their opinion on their mortal enemy, the Persian. >"The Persian nation is wicked, dissembling, and senile, but at the same time patriotic and obedient. The Persians obey their rulers out of fear, and the result is that they are steadfast in enduring hard work and warfare on behalf of their fatherland. For the most part they prefer to achieve their results by planning and generalship; they stress an orderly approach rather than a brave and impulsive one. Since they have been brought up in a hot climate, they easily bear the hardships of heat, thirst, and lack of food. They are formidable when laving siege, but even more formidable when besieged. They are extremely skilful in concealing their injuries and coping bravely with adverse circumstances, even turning them to their own advantage."
>>62606 China does NOT have more aura than Rome.
>>62609 -5 Social Credits
>>62555 Reminds me of a certain (((group))).
>>62609 China is weird because they're not in on the globalist demonic plot of Satan to take over the world and destroy humanity. Instead they're just evil on their own.
>>62606 That was over the course of hundreds of years anon, and slavery never went away, it was just changed to indentured servitude and endless hordes. >They're just China(Western Edition) with more homosexuality and less aura. You will not get me with this bait anon. >>62608 You can still condemn people while being fair criticizing them. But other than that you had the Gauls who they hated and deemed barbarians
>>62609 They absolutely do. You just have eyes but can't see Mt. Tai
>>62606 >with more homosexuality Emperor Ai of Han tho
>>62612 That's hilarious when you think about it
>>62609 Rome has plenty of style, but China is also well equipped in that regard.
>>62613 It noticeably occured right after they began abandoning their weird pseudo-democracy-oligarchy. At least when they had the illusion of being a democratic state you could perhaps name 3 events that seemed similar to a civil war across half a millenniium. After Sulla's fuckery it became a "once in your lifetime" event to see who could be more of a greedy idiot than the last >Slavery never went away Yet any society worth anything still treats it at least publicly as essentially an unforgivable sin. A state like theirs which glorified cannot ever be a good example.
>>62613 My point is, that they considered the Persians being 'obedient' and ruling out of fear to be good things, in contrast to their senility. Meanwhile, here's what they have to say on the northern barbarians. >"The light-haired races place great value on freedom. They are bold and undaunted in battle. Daring and impetuous as they are, they consider any timidity and even a short retreat as a disgrace They calmly despise death as they fight violently in hand-to-hand combat either on horseback or on foot. If they are hard pressed by cavalry actions, they dismount at a single prearranged sign and line up on foot. Although only a few against many horsemen, they do not shrink from the fight"
>>62615 Notice how you named one dude, while I can bring up multiple Roman emperor's that were known diddlers.
>>62620 Anon, did you forget about epistien's island already.
>>62620 I prefer to take a quality over quantity approach. Could you imagine being so gay for a dude, that when you wake up and you're still embracing him and he's still asleep, instead of waking him up, you cut off a sleeve of your ridiculously expensive clothes?
>>62621 what does this have to do with the comparative homosexualityness of chinese and roman emperors
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I'd just like to point out that the best ending for the Vong War would have been the Jedi joining Pelleaon's Remnant and becoming the Imperial Knights, because Pelleaon was the best leader the Empire ever had, Luke's Jedi were the only other ones besides the Remnant and Ackbar doing any genuine damage to the Vong, and because the Imperial Knights look cool as fuck.
>>62419 I would like to note this: Zeus is very easy to hire. 3 to 5 hookers, max, and you can get (nearly) any version of Zeus to throw at least a few bolts at a given target.
>>62618 >It noticeably occured right after they began abandoning their weird pseudo-democracy-oligarchy. At least when they had the illusion of being a democratic state you could perhaps name 3 events that seemed similar to a civil war across half a millenniium. After Sulla's fuckery it became a "once in your lifetime" event to see who could be more of a greedy idiot than the last Rome was already burning, but we are more civilized now a days so we don't do the same thing, Politicians are looting as much as they can whiles they can. >Yet any society worth anything still treats it at least publicly as essentially an unforgivable sin. A state like theirs which glorified cannot ever be a good example. Nigga what? Putting a cover doesn't really change anything other than just moral standing. I mean I guess, you can say its like a sewer system where its out of site and out of mind but its still there and running right under you. >>62624 So true anon
>>62624 I really don't like the Fel Empire or Imperial Knights. It just comes across as fanboys writing for fanboys. The Empire has all the cool aesthetics, so we'll steal those, but our stormtroopers are hyper competent and can take down sith, our ISB are super cool and good at their job, and we have our own special version of the jedi to play out or gray jedi fantasies. It's not as egregious as the mandowank that the EU gets up to sometimes, but it is up there.
>>62627 The Fel Empire is just the true potential of the Galactic Empire if it wasn't ran by someone so evil and full of people so back stabbing
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>>62609 Ancient Chinese aesthetic beats out Rome in: >Armor, civilian clothes, weapons. Conversely, ancient Rome has superior aesthetic in: >Architecture, art/sculpture, infrastructure, philosophy, shields.
>>62629 >Jin does this really count? It's like using Foederati equipment.
>>62628 You are just reinforcing my point.
>>62622 We don't judge the based.
Are there any actual save state perks anywhere like getting 3 save states like in a video game?
>>62633 BLADE's new Slave City jump has one
>>62576 The Old Republic is borderline unsalvagable. I won't say completely because Jumpers are complete bullshit, coming in with like 20 charisma and political power perks and becoming a demagogue is likely enough to fix it at least temporarily. The New Republic, depends on your canon. In Legends it putters along but doesn't completely fall apart for a while, partially thanks to the Imperial Remnants letting them keep together a military. Ultimately what doomed them was aping the failures of the Old Republic right before its fail in their governmental system, such as excessive bureaucracy, largely focusing only on Core Worlds, and excessive corruption. The ultimate death knell would be the Yuuzhan Vong, however. In this situation you can fix it by getting in on the ground floor, perhaps rooting out corruption and trying to copy the Early Republic instead of the Late Republic. In current canon the fuck up was similar in that they added in the corruption and stuff, but even worse because they tried too hard not to be the Empire. Almost immediate demilitarization, forgiving former political enemies, and when it came out that Luke and Leia were Vader's kids basically everyone turned their back on them. In a way it was like they were pretending they were a continuation of the Old Republic and that the Empire never happened. The lack of a military meant the First Order was able to make impressive initial gains, the lack of imprisonment/rehabilitation of former Imperials meant they were able to go undercover and slowly build up the First Order from 'inside' while also working in the new Senate to basically cripple the Republic by making it useless, and not listening to their war heroes besides Mon Mothma who sucked. Again, this is fixable by getting in on the ground floor and making especially sure to prosecute and de-Imperialize the former Imperials.
>>62609 It kinda does. But I'd say they're more even in terms of aura.
>>62638 Chairman Xi is an emperor in all but name and when he dies China shall once again prove to the world that it is a paper tiger by splintering like it always has. Vivat Roma!!
>>62639 >Vivat Roma!! Meanwhile, Rome remains a literal tourist trap that is suffering brain drain with no clear solution.
>>62569 Less Democracy and more the Galactic Senate is stupid. Instead of every planet having a Senator it should be divided into sectors that have their own senate, which votes on a sector representative which meet in their own senate that runs the government.
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>>62612 Pretty much >Western world: Here are the noble, inalienable freedoms and rights we believe in, and here are the subversive interests that form the rot at the heart of our nation >China: "Colonise Africa again, but call it something nicer and hide it behind more red rape" "Yes"
Just randomly thinking about Percy Jackson, but isn't it kinda fucked up how the Gods are still just going around fucking mortals without a care in the world, then like 90% of their demigod kids get killed the moment they realize they're demigods, let alone the less than 1% that manage to make it to actual adulthood-and the Gods rarely even bother acknowledging which children are theirs or not (until Percy all but forced them to after a war against the fucking Titans)?
>>62580 Ric's Highschool DxD jump has this perk >Süßes Blut (100cp) >Have you ever been told you smell really good? Well, get prepared because you’re going to be hearing that a lot from now on. Really lots. Seems that as a side-effect of your arrival to this world, your body gained a very special constitution, it has become something similar to catnip for supernatural beings, those with superhuman senses, and even humans with particularly strong noses or magically inclined. For them it’s like your body it’s an ambrosia, attracting them like an addict would be attracted to the fix that gives the greatest high. It makes supernatural beings just so more agreeable when dealing with you in general, Devils offer you a spot in their peerage just to have you around, while nekomatas might just start sneaking into your bed to enjoy the smell, and vampires… your blood has acquired a sweet scent that would draw the undivided attention of any vampire in a three-miles-radius, not to mention a heavenly taste that would have the most prideful of them in their knees begging for a sip.
>>62643 Yes. It is fucked, yes. And as is usual with settings like this, nobody will ever do anything about the problem because the alternative is Titans and Protogenoi (or Apep and Loki in the Egyptian/Norse spinoffs) levelling the world.
>>62624 >the Imperial Knights look cool as fuck Fuck no, they look like cosplayers at a convention wearing cheap plastic armor and posing for photos.
>Knights of Ren >Show up in a flashback >Be completely absent in two (2) movies >Then show up as what amounts to a speedbump to Kylo >Get unceremoniously cut down with minimum effort >Are never discussed or acknowledged again, ever Lmao, who even were those guys?
>>62647 according to the wiki they were an independent grooup of dark side users that existed before the empire and mostly just acted as pirates/mecenaries traveling the galaxy and causing destruction. Apparently Kylo joined by killing the previous Leader, assuming the name of Ren from him. Also apparently they're only mildly force sensitive(compared to imperial inquisitors) and dont get any formal training in using the force.
>>62648 >only mildly force sensitive >compared to imperial inquisitors, who are jokes compared to true Sith That is profoundly sad. All that aura farming and they are literally more mook-ish than stormtroopers.
>>62643 Yes, it's absolutely fucked. Many people even outright acknowledge that it is - but they can't do anything to change the status quo because that status quo keeps the world from being destroyed by even worse eldritch abominations.
>>62650 It's like Bleach but better explained.
>>62647 More like the Knights of [Sir Not Appearing In This Film]
>>62649 Inquisitor level is their potential, they should be worse than that as they lack formal training in using the force or light sabers. They're essentially some random grunts with maybe some enhanced reflexes and stats, maybe some minor self taught stuff here and there.
>>62651 I can't believe Yhwach is against sex outside of wedlock.
>>62641 After a certain point I just dont see that being really viable. Its just too much for a single representative. Would need to be something with a minimum number of reps that can also be scaled to their population. But that still runs into the issue of megacity planets walking all over what less populous planets want. Each planet would also need their own military for defense, none of this republic style "you cant have warships" nonsense. And what the fuck is this shit I keep hearing about a high republic? What the fuck is a high republic?
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>>62606 >t.some barbarian cuck Learn your place You will never be a real Roman. Dumb barbarian.
>>62657 Some comic shit
>>62629 >vids I can't unsee how that dog tag makes the armor look like some budget rental the soldier just bought off the shelf before getting marching orders.
>>62657 The High Republic is a multimedia project/era in the Star Wars timeline only present in Disney canon. It takes places two centuries before The Phantom Menace, but well after where The Old Republic stuff would be in the EU/Legends canon. There are books and comics, and should it actually make its way out of development hell, Star Wars Eclipse will take place during this period. The Acolyte takes place right at the tail end of this time period. A character from this era is a major villain in Jedi Survivor. Unfortunately, most works seem to be quite bad.
>>62661 I played jedi survivor but the timeline for high rep seemed weird as fuck, like you would think if it was only 200 years ago or so people would have some kind of memory of it. Instead you just have a pickled jedi and ruins everywhere that nobody has any clue about where they come from.
>>62664 I can't read minds but basically I think they wanted their own era to do whatever they wanted with, but they both couldn't do post Episode 9 because that is far too important for Disney in terms of future films, and they didn't want to completely override The Old Republic era because they could adapt or otherwise make money of that IP. So they ended up sandwiching it where it is.
>>62627 All those are cool yes. Deal with it, Lucas.
>>62664 Is it really as weird as droid warfare and militarised cloning being the core premise of warfare before the First Galactic Empire, and then not only the Empire completely dropping both but no rival power resorting to either?
>>62627 Mandowank just perpetually confuses me because as far as I can tell, the clan it centres around is a proud warrior organisation that is repeatedly destroyed and reforms somewhere else only to be destroyed again at a later date. It’s like the logical outgrowth of the baffling Boba Fett popularity wave, an entire army of “cool” “badass” guys in armour who exist to die repeatedly and still act like they’re the hottest shit, in a galaxy that has space wizards.
>>62666 >>62669 I mean the jedi have supposedly been helping the republic for 10000 years right? They act like the jedi had never met the republic until this high republic stuff which is apparently only 200 years ago.
>>62672 >They act like the jedi had never met the republic until this high republic stuff which is apparently only 200 years ago. That's not my memory of it, but it has been a while since I played Survivor.
>>62671 Mandalorians exist as a race of warrior peoples split up across the galaxy into clans and family groups from what I can tell. And only a few are part of the hard core "NEVER REMOVE YOUR HELMET OR ARMOR" " This is the way!" Group. I could be wrong but it got explained to me as if you had a bunch of different christian groups but all the extreme ones gravitated towards one group meetup and formed that group that goes on marches against dnd and bikers and shows up at funerals to hurl insults.
Best jump(s) to make a Becca-Smasher/Post Edgerunners Becca expy in? >>62662 >>62663 >>62665 >>62667
>>62671 The most egregious Mandowank was a single writer who later got fired because all she could talk about was how much she hated Jedi or something on every social media and it bled into all her works.
>>62676 So she was at least in the right mindset for a mandalorian raider.
>>62675 There's some dude making a Cyberpunk jump with that.
>>62673 Its mostly the flashback voiceover bits, they talk about how much the jedi and republic could help each other if they worked together and stuff as if they hadnt been doing that for ages.
>>62674 Modern Star Wars writers rooting for the Sith doesn’t in and of itself surprise me because let’s face it, that is EXACTLY the kind of attitude that KOTOR, the Force Unleashed, large swathes of the EU and basically every sexy part of the pre-NuWars franchise tried to pander to. No, what surprises me is they’re stupid enough to voice these opinions in public with no regard for the optics.
>>62671 It is repeatedly destroyed, and most times mandos are much weaker on average than jedi, but occasionally a writer tries to say that on average they are somehow equal, and tries to shift the blame on all their problems onto the jedi. >>62676 Karen Travis IIRC, who later went on to write Halo and Gears of War books. She quit writing Star Wars after Mandalore was shown in the 3D Filoni series because Lucas's opinion on mandalorians conflicted with hers and she didn't like her stuff being dumped on. KT also wrote Order 66 as not being mind control but rather the clones genuinely thinking the jedi were traitors. This conflicts with Lucas's position, which (according to Sam Witwer) is present in Episode 3 when the clones respond to the order with "Yes my lord" rather than yes chancellor or somthing like that.
>>62653 >Inquisitor level is their potential So bottom of the barrel Padawans?
>>62682 Yeah Rebels was not a good look for anyone involved.
>>62681 >but occasionally a writer tries to say that on average they are somehow equal, and tries to shift the blame on all their problems onto the jedi. I wonder if they’re the same guys posting about how martials should TOTALLY be able to beat casters but without using anime physics? Because that’s what this sounds like. They sound like they want Mandos to aura farm so hard they can somehow do what 90% of the setting can’t and have blaster fire actually matter to a Jedi with a lightsaber in his hand. ANd you know what, I’d totally buy it if Mandos came equipped with droideka-like power armour, small grenade launchers, sarin gas cannisters or something else I could logically see as something a Jedi needs more than a literal flick of the wrist to deal with. But. They don’t. Because I guess that would spoil the stoic armoured man aesthetic.
>>62682 >>62683 Imagine Sideous struggling not to laugh as he watches all these Inquisitors and Knights of Ren LARP as Sith badasses with zero awareness that Obi-Wan as of Phantom Menace could’ve probably cut through them all with enough motivation.
>>62683 It was a great look for thrawn. Dude gets sent to the shadow realm and comes back stronger. (Got sent to some preflight hellhole world and not only does he reebuild his ship he becomes the planets ruler and comes back from uncharted space just fine) Everyone else in rebels gets fucked. Kanan dies, ezra gets his brain fried, hera does become a rebel leader iirc. No clue what happens to mandalorian girl or the droid.
Do we have any blood magic options that are more than just blood manipulation? Like, sacrificial stuff, blood ties, sympathetic resonance etc.
>>62684 Need to get some of those shoulder canons predators have that shoot multiple shots at once in a triagular pattern. Then they can only dodge or die.
>>62687 I think dragon age has stuff but thats largely using blood as a power source.
>>62686 Sabine stuck around on Lothal until Ahsoka showed up and started training her. Zeb stuck with the New Republic and appears for one scene in Mando S3 and will be in the upcoming movie. >ezra gets his brain fried Not that I remember. He basically just spends years on the planet with Thrawn hiding from him until he is rescued during the Ahsoka show.
>>62688 Hell, a sawn-off shotgun in general is a pretty good budget anti-Jedi weapon. Yeah a Jedi can probably throw up a forcefield with enough focus but it’s clearly not that easy judging by the movies.
>>62686 >Everyone else in rebels gets fucked What about Sabine? She just gets powerup after powerup after opportunity after powerup, like a Jumper with luck perks.
>>62692 >powerup after powerup >A powerup for a Mandalorian in contention for clan leadership is to be a Jedi with such a weak connection to the Force that she would have been outright rejected from the Order during the Old Republic days lol
>>62693 So she's enough of a jobber that even an JOBquisitor can solo?
>>62694 Well she lost to Shin Hati, an incompletely trained apprentice of a Jedi that abandoned the Order to become a mercenary. So, probably. She definitely would lose to one during her Rebels days.
>>62693 Let's be honest. Yes. Yes, it is literally a massive powerup by Mando standards.
>>62696 I agree, I just find it funny.
>>62695 >Shin Hati That's a dollar store discount Lana Beniko.
>>62606 The Roman Civilization (in the west) is the progenitor to western civilization as we know it, its like shitting on your grandpa, who the fuck does that.
>>62698 Shin Hati isn't even a Sith, just a darksider. Her actress looks somewhat similar, but her character is very different.
>>62699 >its like shitting on your grandpa, who the fuck does that. Pretty much every liberal in America.
>>62700 This thread seems to love conflating any darksider with being a sith.
>>62675 I never got the Becca Smasher thing. Gotta admit the fan art is sexy though. Becca herself was never really that attractive to me, at least not in appearance, but Becca Smasher does look hella fine.
>>62702 I don't judge anyone for that, it is a very normie mistake to make. The distinction is not made clear in the movies, which don't even use Sith in the OT all as far as I remember. Though interestingly it was always intended, as evidenced by this deleted ANH scene. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pavxYAAcwm4
>>62699 >is the progenitor to western civilisation as we know it Unironically no, that's the Geats and other germanic barbarians. The bitter truth is that Rome was always foreigners. Italians, to be specific.
What are some good "holiday" jumps? Just some places to take a rest after having spent a decade dealing with monster of the week type shit in a somewhat dark urban fantasy setting (Gurps Monster Hunters).
>>62678 9anon is, but it is on hold right now.
Get ready for kastration
>>62675 NGL I'm now halfway tempted to take Becca as the waifu for my tech chain. She does have that Ride or Die attitude that I think is the most important quality in a woman.
>>62657 >But that still runs into the issue of megacity planets walking all over what less populous planets want. That's why you put planets with similar levels of population in the same 'sector'. You're in space with FTL communications, there is no reason to limit it to 'geographical regions' or other nonsense. >>62681 Silly KT, the only person who gets to look good in Filoni-verse is Ahsoka. >>62684 Mandowank is mostly leftover Boba Fett wank, the guy whose greatest accomplish is getting shot by a blind guy and getting eaten by the sand vagina.
>>62711 > the guy whose greatest accomplish is getting shot by a blind guy and getting eaten by the sand vagina. Don't forget he was eaten by the Sarlacc because Han gently bumped into his stupid jetpack.
>>62712 His tiny jetpack*
>>62699 >unconditional filial piety
But I like jetpacks They also have a jet boot setup thats much smaller and use friendly
So I've been thinking about it and once I finish with GiTS I'm not really sure where to take my new chain next. I know what the next arc I have planned out is, but that's the arc around space travel. I feel like there should be something in-between the cyborg spy/engineer part of the chain and when things get intersteller. I still have a few more jumps in the current arc that'll come out over the next few days, but while that's ongoing I'd really appreciate any suggestions people have for jumps that I could maybe look at adding to the chain.
Is Star Wars or Star Trek the better place to live for the average unimportant NPC normie?
>>62717 Generally speaking I'd say Star Trek. Despite disliking the federation I have to admit it's a better place than most of Star Wars.
>>62713 Based. Boba Fett is an ultimately insignificant man with a small, impotent jetpack that couldn't get him up when he needed it most.
>>62716 Some ideas for you 1) You're on an interstellar vessel, but you're not in control of the ship. 2) You get an aircraft but it can't leave planetary orbit.
>>62715 Jetpacks are fine, we are just saying that BOBA FETT'S specifically are lame and stupid. >>62717 I think it depends on where you live. In Trek if you live in the Federation you're guaranteed much more peace, but if you live in somewhere like the Delta Quadrant you also face potential fates worse than death like assimilation into the Borg hivemind or having your entire civilisation retconned away by a time machine. On the other hand Star Wars is also the galaxy where there is more consistent, well, war.
>>62715 Nah it's a memorable line from one of those "Luke, did I ever tell you about..." videos. About Jango Fett.
>>62720 Option 1 makes me think of Firefly. Which would be kind of awesome to visit but holy shit would Jumper be overkill in the world of space cowboys. It does sound fun though. Yeah I'm gonna work that in now. Thanks anon. Option 2 doesn't bring anything to mind immediately though.
>>62568 >do what any good democracy does(have a state of emergency where you don't actually practice democracy until you've killed everyone retarded and obviously malicious actor). When do we get to this part IRL? Can I skip ahead to it?
>>62699 You can shit on your grandpa when your grandpa was a satanic pedophile.
>>62705 Everyone wants to be Rome, not some mud hut savages.
>>62726 >not some mud hut savages I dunno man, HEMA still has a decent following and vikings if they count are still semi-cool solely through the Thor movies
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Any jumps like Lupin to get on that gentleman/femme fatale thief grind-set?
>>62728 Fallen London, technically.
>>62728 Sly Cooper
>>62728 Persona 5, kinda.
>>62576 That much politics leads to corruptions. Kill all the Senate and replace them, but make sure the next batch understand that corruption leads to death.
What Jumps would be good spots to make my entire body a treasure trove of valuable and/or mystical resources? Megadeka now has me obsessed with just being a giant Jumper that completely restructures the economy and political climate just by showing up.
>>62728 Princess Peach
>>62728 All of them if you try hard enough. 007, Heist, Mob, any Batman/Spider-Man jump, either Generic Action Movie jump... and for some real offbeat options, MtG Iconics/Innistrad or Duel Monsters - Shadow Realm/Heroes, but you might have to bring your own tools for the job depending on what you're looking for exactly.
>>62733 >spots Meant to say "stops" but the sentiment is the same.
>>62733 Duel Terminal part 1 and Dark Souls 1 both have perks for this iirc.
>>62736 Stops what, Anon? You deleted your post.
>>62738 NTA but refresh, sometimes a post just doesn't show up on your end.
>>62738 He didn't, there seems to have been a hiccup with the autoupdate.
>>62733 The Keys to the Kingdom jump has something for that, even a perk to increase your power the more treasure you absorb.
>>62739 >>62740 It said (Deleted) next to the post numbers just a second ago. Weird.
>>62742 Yeah it happens. At least once a thread on my end, usually more.
>>62731 I saw you say that you are doing Beyond Rubies now. Have you made a proper start on that yet and if so how is it going? Also I have some questions for your other jumps. For Neon Dreams of Organic Toys, you can make your chrome resistant, but not immune to hostile supernatural interference. If your body itself had such immunities, would it apply to your chrome as well? Just a bit concerned adding the chrome is potentially just adding a weakness to exploit. For Master PC, are the following commands possible, and if so what purchases are required for them: >immunity to addiction >the ability to ignore and reject instincts and imprinted behavior, whether physical or spiritual, derived from your form/alt-form >immunity to drunkenness When enhancing to the limits of the setting, are you forced to match how the setting handles things or can you go more generic. For example, in a DC setting could you match Superman's strength directly, or would the process either require you to become full or part Kryptonian? I believe you have stated before you can establish "preset" or conditional transformations via Master PC. Are these impacted by the setting's power level when being set up, when being accessed, or both? For example, if you are in DC and you create a conditional transformation that turns you Kryptonian, and then you head to another setting, would you still be able to use that transformation you have already set up? If yes, would you still be able to edit or remove the commands that allowed you to transform? Also, would altering someone's mind/spirit interfere with their ability to be considered a "true love" or "soulmate" for effects that take such things into account, or similarly for effects that are derived from the bond between that person and you/the person you are making them like. I mean both in terms of tweaking a waifu's personality a bit or making them like you more undoing your power of love bonuses, and in terms of being able to use commands to prevent opposing forces from being able to draw on these bonuses. If so, would this be able to be bypassed if the change was made by the person in question, or with their consent? Could it be used to actively boost and strengthen these bonds/love for the purposes of such powers?
>>62744 >Beyond Rubies Vas ist das?
>>62745 Western porn comic. The titular rubies are devices generally worn around the neck that mind control the wearer and transform them into a hyperstacked over-sexed slave.
>>62746 Aw I was hoping it'd be another furry jump since someone else is doing Beastars now.
>>62733 BLADE's Fire Emblem - Awakening jump has something for that. Tangentially related, Kumo Desu Ga has a perk you might want if you're making blood offerings.
>>62742 That's how it appeared to me as well, but I have the luxury of access to the board's Trash Bin so I noticed the hiccup when I went to check what the deleted said for context only to not find it there. >>62744 I haven't started in earnest just yet, taking some time to rest before getting to it. >Neon Dreams, Chrome Depend on how you handle fiat-backed cybernetics. Personally, I consider them a part of (You) and thus benefiting from your perks where it makes sense. >Master PC, Commands Perfectly reasonable for the base version you can pick up, though the immunities may need jury-rigged as cyclic commands to clear the addictions on a regular basis. >Master PC, Enhancement Limits Master PC can apply 'generic' stat boosts without having to make a target a different species. As for preset transformations, I'd say they go with whatever limits are present when the command is submitted, and edits to those commands being subject to whatever limits are present when those edits are applied. Removing said transformations would always be possible. >Master PC, True Love/Soulmate That's all fanwank territory. Have fun. >>62745 https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gRt2Ji_ZKZiJ8ShhTr1aiuVPEJzCnpVO/view?usp=sharing
>>62612 Well there is evidence suggesting that the CCP are the ones exporting DEI to the rest of the world, they're just not stupid enough to consume their own product designed for their enemies.
>>62749 Thanks! Good luck with the jump when you get to it.
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In worlds without advanced robotics but with AI waifus, how do "connect" with them?
>>62508 Question, how does this all tie into being a Dreadlord plot?
>>62749 What jump are you currently working on?
>>62752 Enter the digital world.
>>62754 I'm not presently actively working on one, but I am slowly accumulating notes for Age of Wonders 4 and Iratus: Lord of the Dead, and I've got another lewd semi-generic that I'm sporadically working on called Near-Future Patriarchy. And Cyberpunk 2077 was there too.
>>62756 Near-Future Patriarchy?
Good night friends.
>>62757 It will allow you to visit a near-future world where the locals collectively decided to abolish women's rights. >>62759 Sleep well.
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Some quick questions I want to shoot out here. Items for Minus One, I have a number of them noted down, but nothing really set in stone for the Veteran origin. So far it's looking like this: Peace Time Photos (100CP) Bar & Ramen Shop (200 CP) Minesweeper (400) Shinden or Yukikaze (600 CP) The question I want to know, is if I should remove the Minesweeper for being too similar to the 600 CP option.
>>62681 Sam Witwer is kind of a fucking faggot tbh. Great actor, great guy, but his opinions on the series suck ass.
>>62756 >Near-Future Patriarchy Finally, a jump that'd let me visit Mayonnaise's doujins. And possibly make being a public-use cumdumpster into a viable career in non-porn jumps
If you remove Minesweeper, do you have an idea of what to add in it's place? If yes, definetly. If not, maybe not, would hate it if you got stalled because you're missing a 400 CP item.
>>62764 I mean, sorta? I could put a defunct airbase/port take it's place... or move Shinden/Yukikaze down a price point and have that be the 600.
>>62724 All of our governments did it a while ago, we're now in the Roman Republic era of "yeah this is an oligarchy lol".
>>62765 Oh, yeah, in that case my vote goes for lowering the WW2 craft to 400 and putting in the base at 600.
>>62733 Generic CYOA into Slutxalted.
Starting to realize I may have been a tad over-ambitious with the number of perks I can squeeze out of this Jump. It's not so much I don't have any ideas, as much as what ideas I do have make more sense in other sections. It's like Lovecraft all over again. I go into the dupe assuming that it'll be able to effortlessly improve on the old Jump, only to realize firsthand why the original jumpmaker made the seemingly bizarre design decisions they did. That's not to say I'm ready to give up yet or that I'm completely scrapping my initial plans. It's just interesting to me that this has happened twice in a row. In a way this is giving me a greater appreciation for older Jumps that I'd normally be inclined to look down on categorically.
>>62765 vtubers?
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>>62769 I would suggest tackling some small jump to chill out before doing another huge dupe like gen Isekai.
>>62482 I haven't played all the games or read all the side materials so I was mostly asking just to double check in case there was something I was unaware of.
>>62769 And now you know why everyone was lowballing our suggestions when you asked how many perks should there be. But even if you do cut the mumber of planned perks down, I'm still super looking forward to your Jump! You always do great work.
>>62770 Chuba
>>62769 Maybe it would help to use origin trees just while you are working on the jump even if you remove them in the final product? Like it would potentially help with coming up with stuff if you narrow down your focus on specific themes when trying to think of them.
>>62771 That's something I keep saying I'm going to do, and honestly probably what I most want to do. However, I'm just worried that if I've given up what momentum I currently have for Generic Isekai, I'm not sure if I'll be eager to get back into it once I'm satisfied with my break. It's worth mentioning that I've been sitting on a Hitman skeleton that's just been waiting for fluff for several months now. >>62773 Like, intuitively it made sense that "more sources to draw from = more potential perks". But I didn't take it seriously how much I was narrowing the scope of what a "perk" even was by devoting entire sections to "cheats", "jobs", and "skills". >>62775 It did cross my mind while I was in the shower that most of my perk ideas fall under "mage", "warrior", "rogue", "leader", "hero", etc. Maybe I could just go with origins anyway and allow for double origins like I did with Minecraft or Lovecraft.
>>62687 WHF Dark Elves or AoS Khainites.
>>62707 Its always sunny in philadelphia for low level weirdness. West Wing for a comparative absence of physical dangers. Slime Rancher or Stardew Valley for chill fun.
>>62733 Egyptian Myth has one.
Looks like uploads got sorted, anyone know where the new doctor who jump got sorted to?
>>62753 The Dreadlords are going to turn out to be either shards of the Greater Dimensius or otherwise puppets of them.
>>62780 >>62782 To a garbage pile where it belongs. I would ask what the fuck is wrong with you that you are willing to use that Bancho tier jump, but I honestly don't want to know.
After caching up on all the Star Wars discussion, I want to point out the amusing fact that according to the novelization of EP3, Dooku thought that Palpatine would let him set up what would amount to a new Jedi Lord system after they took over. And Master Jorus C'baoth planned on using the Outbound Flight Project to secretly set up his own Jedi Lords faction out in the Unknown Regions, but was sadly killed by Palpatine and Thrawn before he could. I also find it hilarious that the reason C'baoth became a Jedi Master was that he just flat out declared himself to be so one day, and no one on the Council had the balls to call him out on that, and just gave him the promotion.
>>62776 >probably what I most want to do Actually, the fact I can say this without much exaggeration is a pretty unambiguous sign that I'm not in the right mindset to be working on Generic Isekai. I'll put it on hold for now. Hopefully it doesn't remain that way forever.
>>62783 Eat a bag of dicks.
>>62786 He gets so mad over it, its kinda funny
>>62782 Thanks anon!
>>62784 I mean yeah, as with everything in starwars if you have your own planet nobody will really tell you what you can do unless you join the republic or step on hutt toes.
>>62771 >pic Why are cheetah girls always so much more top tier than other feline anthros?
>>62675 I see someone has a fetish. I approve.
>>62791 It isn't a fetish, I just want to see her alive and well somehow. If she just so happens to be covered in some sexy ass chrome then that's just gravy.
>>62790 Lanky sprinter body and personality
>>62782 As controversial as it is, the Blackshadow DW Jump is the best one.
>>62792 ... So when did you discover you liked this? When that one dude started spamming fanart of this, or did you just figure it out naturally?
>>62790 Because Cheetahs are the only ones that won't bite your face off.
>>62792 She is very improved. In a lot of way.
>>62785 Fuck it. I won't commit to doing or not doing anything for the time being. I'll just chip away at whatever catches my fancy and whatever gets done gets done.
>>62799 The most Based decision.
>>62799 Smart. What else is on your to do list if you don't mind mee asking?
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You guys know of any especially powerful weapons that I could add to my spaceship? I already have turbolasers from starwars, a mac cannon from halo, microwave lasers and ripper cannons from supcom on top of a conversion ray, and a good amount of missiles.
>>62802 Other than high end comic superscience I think you are pretty well rounded, unless you are interested in adding magic.
>>62802 40k Black Crusade has some fun upgrades available. The plasma wave launcher, the upgraded macrocannons, the upgraded lances, and the voidclaw cannon, along with some other starship components that I can't immediately remember. Import it as your body into Culture Minds and you get your civilization-level appropriate weapons (see the jumps notes for details).
>>62802 A Jovian Pattern Nova Cannon from 40k? That gridfire shit the Culture ships can do? The Monkey Island Jump has a ship weapon that scales with your techabase IIRC.
>>62801 It's not a "to do" list as much as a "this would be cool" list: Trauma Center, The Midnight Walk, Kirby Right Back At Ya!, Keyman, Necrophosis, The Hunter's Guild: Red Hood. However, there are dozens of IPs I'd be interested in making Jumps for eventually. The ones I listed are just my most likely next targets.
Do any of our Yugioh jumps have a fanfic option? >>62806 Those do all sound fun.
>>62802 Go to Ender's Game and get the weapon they used that desolves nuclear bonds.
>>62806 Looking forward towards trauma center, good luck on the jumps gene.
Assuming we ever get a jump for it how would Adam in Stellar Blade react to an actual human showing up?
>>62782 Why 1200 CP instead of the standard 1000 CP?
>>62811 I'm not the guy who made it. Also, be happy enough people bitched at him so it wasn't 1500 like it used to be
Could someone with incredibly powerful magic based regen (as in it costs no energy from their body because it's magical/supernatural) keep cutting off parts of their body and eating them for infinite food?
>>62811 Because the jump was made for personal use and the maker said they couldn't afford everything they wanted from it with the normal budget. It was very strange reasoning.
>>62813 Yes but you would actually run into problems with vitamin deficiencies causing major health issues over time if they were only eating themself.
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>>62814 which is funny because dude apparently intended the "other" races option to let you be some triple omnipotent god if you just knew it existed somewhere in doctor who
Unless I'm remembering wrong, we start with a Company of Astartes (Beasts of Annihilation/Red Hunters) in BC Part 1. But in the jump their numbers are never described there and nor does it actually say they become our followers. Am I getting the numbers and/or fact that they join up with us wrong?
>>62818 Go read.
>>62813 Punch. Fire.
>>62819 I am reading it, or by that do you mean that it's explained in part 2 or 3?
>>62818 You are remembering wrong
>>62814 >>62817 Why was this accepted onto the drive?
>>62819 >>62821 Wait yes, it appears to be explained at the start of part 2. Still find it weird that it's not in part 1 since that's where you get them. >>62822 Don't gaslight me I actually see it now.
>>62823 It wasn't.
>>62823 Not those anons, but there was a lot of bitching about it. The only good thing anyone really had to say was that it was less awful than the old one. Personally I think it's more of a sidegrade.
If people don't like the Doctor Who Jump, the only real solution is to ignore it or replace it. But we all know neither of those are happening anytime soon.
>>62824 >Still find it weird that it's not in part 1 since that's where you get them. >Don't gaslight me I actually see it now. Almost like you actually get them in Crimson Path.
>>62828 You get them at the start of part 1, they are your transportation from your first entry into the jump well before getting to the Crimson Path. The Crimson path is the first time you get their numbers, but it mentions you already having them at the start of Part 2.
>>62827 Honestly since I don't care about getting the local powers from that setting, I don't even need a Jump. I can just say “I start off as a Companion of any Doctor of my choice, and spend ten years in the setting”. That's all I personally need.
>>62829 Firstly >You will be picked up when this is over "This" being part 1. Additionally, Red added the ship upgrade setting long after finishing part 2. Meaning it was intended you get them when Crimson Path starts.
>>62813 Depends on the source of the Regen. DnD? Most likely not. Something from Marvel, probably yeah.
>>62832 >DnD? Most likely not. Why? Does magic flesh lack nutrition?
>>62424 Jump 3 Dredd Location >Sector 4 Background >Crooked Judge Perks >Mega City Municipal Code (Free) >Basic Unarmed Combat and Marksmanship (Free) >My Price is High (Free) >Advanced Unarmed Combat (100) >Advanced Marksmanshi0 (100) >Friends in Low Places (100) >Excecutioner (400) >Beyond the Law (300) Items >Badge (Free) >Judge Uniform (Free) >Lawgiver (Free) >Lawmaster (Free) >Drug Lab (200) Drawbacks >Sink or Swim +0 >It's All the Deep End +200 No writeup today. Too tired. Been staring at my outline for an hour but I can't get words on the page. Build today. Write up and post in chain writing thread tomorrow.
I am postponing today's and tomorrow's streams because I just couldn't get a substantial nap in time. Spent 5/6ths of the time I meant to nap just laying around trying to sleep. >>62769 Ganbare, but don't be afraid to take your time on it.
>>62834 I understand this pain all too well.
>>62835 Sorry to hear that. Sleep problems fucking SUCK.
>>62675 This reminds me. I heard something about a season 2. There any truth to that?
>>62833 because Regeneration explicitly doesn't work on damage dealth through starvation, and creatures with with prominent regeneration like Trolls have constant ravenous appetites, always seeking to eat a lot to fuel it. It's not explicit that this would not work, but its pretty heavily implied. Though you could get around this to feed others if you give the regenerating creature a way to exist without food, like a ring of sustenance.
>>62424 I don't know the setting at all, but from the way you wrote it I like to imagine you're like one of the single digit amount of people still alive and active in the US government. You do the mission, write a report for yourself that you review and pass judgement on, then classify it above top secret, and shred it. You then ask the coffee intern (yourself) for your usual order. >>62834 Relatable honestly
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>>62802 I second the little doctor from Enders Game, otherwise Forerunner ships had a bunch of powerful weapons. If you want the really powerful shit though you're better going to Diebuster or R-Type. Diebuster has the super op physics breaking tech like the negative a million kelvin laser that the mechs use. Also homing lasers and the Eltreum can mass skatter a gas giant without even hitting the planet. R-Type has weapon yields for their fighters that can match a full 40K battleship. Space Pirate Captain Harlock is also a good shout, they've got this super powerful Jovian cannon thats a station but it's also rather old so there's probably advancements to be made. The Arcadia class ships there are also stupidly powerful and have cool weapons. Revelation Space has a bunch of stuff, Hypometric weapons are a category there for super advanced stuff. Red Faction has a hand held black hole gun and there's no reason it can't be scaled up, or you could just go for the bigger scary version of a GBE from Blame! and get the version from Knights of Sidonia although I think that version is fleshy so it might be better to just get the tech version fo the gun from Blame and upscale it. >The Hypometric Weapon was a device which could "delete" matter from a variable spherical area of space, within a range of several light-hours. Contained in a shaft of variable size, the weapon could be equipped on lighthuggers or single crew craft. Its "corkscrewing, meshing, interweaving gyre of myriad silver blades" had to be calibrated down to the atomic-scale, or risk catastrophe.
>>62802 R-Type has some nice shit.
>>62802 >>62841 Forgot to mention, Hyperion Cantos has weapons that are just literal death beams, they hit an area of space and everything organic dies. Dahak Chronicles has weapons designed to destroy 4000km large moon warships and their primary FTL can be tuned to make a star go nova. I think the Saga of Pliocene Exile and Ilium and Olympos jumps likely have some stuff you could use given the weird tech base. I also remember we had a jump for a book about a Polish time traveler and it gives a perk that lets you make temporal and dimensional based weapons, like a laser pen type thing that cuts through everything and anything by shifting atoms into a higher dimension or a different point in time.
Jumps with singing magic?
>>62844 Dungeons and Dragons, Hyperdimension Neptunia and Tales of Symphonia
>>62844 Sabaton, probably
>>62844 Check the Disney jumps.
>>62844 Lord of the Rings
>>62840 Canonically the US fell apart in GiTS following WWIII. We have some information, but it isn't really the focus, so a good bit is my own head cannon interpretations. My chain my fanon and all that. And I admit I meme'd a bit. Other anons who like GiTS may disagree with my take on things, but I don't think my interpretation is unreasonable. It is canonical that the country splits in three. The American Empire, The Russo-American Alliance, and a few states that stayed the United States of America. The thing is if you look at the states that stayed the United States they uh, aren't exactly powerhouses. I mean they have Ohio. Ohio is a pretty significant state I guess, but otherwise it's a pretty unimportant chunk of America compared to the states that form the other two polities. The American Empire is generally considered to be the legitimate successor on the international stage. It took the US's place in the UN and has alliances with the Europeans and the Japs (AKA the #1 nation post WWIII). The Russo-American alliance gets the backing of the Russians. The USA has...no international backing at all really as far as I remember. It's just this little insignificant rump state that as far as I can tell hasn't been conquered yet because it isn't worth fighting over to the other two Americas. I figure that most government resources and personnel would have been seized by the actually viable polities. So the idea that the USA's intelligence service as it were would be a hundred or so actual agents who decided to stick with them and then new trainees and probably wouldn't have the most impressive budget makes sense to me. Hence jumper the overworked section head who's section is basically himself. So jumper would do the mission, write a report on the mission, give it to his boss the head of the agency, agree with his boss to classify it and then take the report and redact it himself, and then call for the coffee intern. Because even if the place is understaffed and underbudgeted we absolutely have to have a coffee intern. We aren't savages.
>>62844 Exalted daemons, Fate France, Fate Greco/Rome, Toaru.
>>62844 Pathfinder Skybourne with the right musical/skillful casting tradition
>>62849 >They have Ohio Unironically that's why the other two haven't conquered them yet.
>>62849 > I mean they have Ohio So they're the only ones that still have Waffle House then?
>>62852 Quite possibly. Sidenote I just realized Columbus is probably the logical choice for their capitol and I kind of hate that. >>62853 There are many Waffle Houses in the South Anon. The American Empire would have a lot of them.
Is the cheapest and easiest to produce exo-suit in the chain from Call of Duty? I've been trying to see if there's anything that'd be easier or cheaper but that seems to be the jump with the simplest and least advanced tech for the sheer boost in ability it offers. Also looks to be pretty cheap given literally every grunt has one.
>>62855 MCU Iron Man suits. You need a box of scraps and a cave.
>>62855 Fallout's might be easier to make? They're common enough to have wars on the moon with them, and a major faction can outfit every one of it's members with a single specific model of power armour. They're also a lot more rugged, being able to still run after centuries left out in the weather
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>>62856 The base suit is more like a walking tank and the CoD Exo-suits have a version like the box of scaps in a cave version that doesn't need a super reactor. It might not be able to fly but neither can the original really given it's more like a rocket rather than actual flight. >>62857 I suppose the actual Fallout armour is probably better in comparison but it's also vastly more bulky and requires an expensive fusion core to operate. It's also more a walking tank than a direct ability boost for grunts given it wasn't standard issue for every member of the pre war army.
>>62856 >>62858 >MCU Iron Man suits. Forgot to note, if you're referring to his later suits they also cost multiple millions of dollars each at minimum so are infeasible.
>>62855 There are definitely better suits out there but this one is, to my knowledge, the cheapest to make that isn't just complete shit. Why and how does such a mid game have such a nice jump?
>>62856 I'd point out that the "box of scraps" was very very expensive weapons systems that tony repurposed for materials. You aren't going to find the rare earth metals you need just lying around in a garage.
>>62855 Call of Duty has Exo-suits?
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>>62862 NTA he's talking about Advanced Warfare
>>62863 >>62862 Yea CoD AW is set in the 2050s so it's not too far out and means they probably had them since 2040s at least given every single soldier in the games stories has a suit so they're already ubiquitous and thus a cheap and mature technology. Infinite Warfare also has them but given that's set at minumum a couple hundred years in the future it's not worth comparing given the tech complexity is likely going to be more expensive for basically the exact same ability boost.
Development on Coffin is going, believe it or not.
>>62865 I don't believe you.
>>62858 >I suppose the actual Fallout armour is probably better in comparison but it's also vastly more bulky and requires an expensive fusion core to operate That depends on the game and power armour. Most of the forms of Power Armour in the Fallout series aren't powered by Fusion Cores, since those were introduced in Fallout 4. Honestly, the canonicity of Fusion Cores is kinda iffy? Fusion Cores aren't particularly expensive either. All five of the ingredients to make them literally grow on plants, and you can make them with a kludged together chemistry set. Or you can just grab the local fabrication tech, which can likely make them with trivial ease. ED-E and the Sierra Nevada Vending Machines are able to make fusion batteries rather effortlessly. There's also plenty of power armour that isn't bulky. The local Riot Gear uses servos to boost their wearer's agility, the Elite Riot Gear is as protective as T-45 Armour while being lighter and more Durable, and the best waifu Stealth Suit MK2 is even more capable.
>>62865 how much do you shill that lady?
>>62865 I believe it
>>62855 You can buy a mentally controlled exoskeleton from aliens in Obsolete for about twenty bucks
>>62762 >Sam Witwer is kind of a fucking faggot tbh. Great actor, great guy, but his opinions on the series suck ass. Still has more respect for the franchise than Disney though.
>>62868 He shills the inferior eggless hag a lot instead of properly shilling the highly fertile little sister.
>>62856 As of Ironheart you can also substitute a warehouse full of MIT grade components if your box of scraps isn't located near a militarised terrorist group's weapons cache although long term maintenance will require Obadiah Stane-tier engineering most commonly supplied on the black market (also apparently engineering skill runs in the blood, in the MCU), or alternatively you can also build one out of your beloved black stepfather's beloved car in what is both literally and metaphorically an act of empowering yourself with your traumatic past given his untimely death in a shootout...as long as you have a little magical assistance. Just try not to make any AIs by connecting your brain to a processor and falling unconscious before or after.
>>62872 Oh man I wonder who posted this
>>62874 A random anon?
>>62872 The brother's the best waifu
>>62865 >believe it or not. IIIIIIII'm walking on air! I never thought I could feel so Freeeeheeeheeee!
>>62865 What about Deltarune?
>>62876 I'm not a woman so I don't want to be domestically abused by a man.
This post is a reminder that Incest is the dumbest most degenerate fetish besides feet and scat.
>>62878 That's still below Coffin, The Darkness Vidya and the DBS Manga in the development priority list
>>62753 As far as we know rn, the Dreadlord plot is a complete shambles that ended with Jailer-kun's defeat. Dreadlords are, theoretically, shitting their pants as the Legion is (theoretically) in a state of total collapse and they are all now deep cover agents without a central commander. >>62880 That's a bold statement to make in front of the guro, pozzing and concrete enema crowd.
>>62880 Nah. There's a whole bunch of other shit like zoophilia, sissification, and feminization.
>>62880 Snuff? Necrophilia?
>>62880 Futa
>>62874 Me when I’m off my meds.
>>62885 is based
>>62887 Futa is even gayer than traps.
>>62880 >Vore is for intellectuals, actually
>>62888 Whatever helps you sleep at night dude.
>>62888 Can't be, traps are extremely manly.
>>62888 Futa and traps are for people who don't have the balls to admit they're gay.
>>62892 I like traps and find myself ambivalent or negative to futa and I like men so riddle me that, Batman.
Quality discussion guys
>>62894 I've been busy all week taking care of my spontaneously crippled dog and I'm cooking at the moment so I'm pretty dry on quality conversation material. Sorry, pretty much decided to jump in on whatever.
>>62865 are you still couchsurfing or did you find a home >>62889 Reminds me of an article I saw once where a dude postulated that only smart people enjoy NTR/cuck stuff. Was some bizarre reasoning.
>>62896 >https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iqWGfUWQQ I think it was this one, but I'm not sure.
>>62897 It's a literal meme anon.
>>62898 Thanks.
>>62897 I have a semi-permanent place of residence now, thank God.
>>62883 That's not degenerate and dumb, it's just obscene retardation to a level that Instantly makes you subhuman, same with necrophilia, tetatophilia, and shit that strays so far from the actual purpose of sex it becomes nonsensical.
Best jumps for making hot android combat bots? Stellar blade jump when? Nikke jump when?
>>62903 NieR Automata is a good one.
>>62898 Is it true that if you fuck the horse girls the yakuza comes after you
>>62903 Dragon Ball
>>62810 He'd feel joy, then a deep sense of guilt and shame for not being able to make any other humans to gree them. Then he'd probably be determined to protect them at all costs and ensure Mother Sphere doesn't kill them - might even come out with what he really is and offer to use their genetic material to help seed a new human race. Overall though, he'd feel deeply happy knowing humanity isn't completely gone.
>>62790 Cheetahs are pretty docile compared to most other 'big cats' in regards to humans, and are known for randomly doing weird stuff like napping with wildlife photographers or crawling over vehicles. Also most of our ancestors probably trained or worked with them, the Egyptians/Middle Eastern people used them for hunting.
Speaking of androids, what is the best connection tech around, or a perk for unbreakable connections, so your AI and android allies can always be brought back? There's no easy surefire way to make a phylactery set up when avoiding magic.
>>62835 >Spent 5/6ths of the time I meant to nap just laying around trying to sleep. God, are you me? I literally need to spend the time doomscrolling until 6 or 7 in the morning just for me to go to sleep these days. Summer heat + my sleep schedule being fucked since I was a child due to my family = awful fucking times. >>62844 Symphogear.
>>62810 We don't even have a Stellar Blade jump.
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>>62910 Captain Confederacy helps the neighbourhood.
>>62913 It has nothing to do with black people. They just get offended at it because they get offended at everything. Answer the question.
>>62909 consider cylon resurrection tech from nubsg.
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>>62880 My guy, that's nothing compared to necrophilia, snuff, gore, NTR, or sissyshit - skme of which have people wjo are into them here. Incest isn't even in the top 10.
>>62880 You know all that step-sibling/parent stuff that is rampant over the regular ass porn sites is just incest but toeing the line right? Like contrary to xitterfags having meltdowns about it incest is a very basic fetish as far as taboos go.
>>62915 >Answer the question. ...He did though?
>>62880 I will take incest over NTR any day.
>>62900 Np. >>62905 I have no idea. Bit too busy winning with my current favorite Silence Shizuka who I managed to get to S Speed. Whichever Yakuza raised this girl I praise them, for she can fucking book it.
>>62905 >>62921 Sorry, Silence Suzuka. I'm getting brainwashed by the race commentators.
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What are some relatively low powered jumps to pick up a good amount of super strength and durability? I'm currently leaning towards Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
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>>62880 No, you're simply a naive little summer child whose pure uncontaminated mind has yet to peer into the true depths of degeneracy. For us Oji-sans, we jerk off into the abyss and it flees in fear before us.
>>62923 that one will smith movie with the two superpowered people
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>>62805 I wonder if it would be viable to import a tiny little starfighter in as a ship body in culture. Gridfire fighter craft. A fighter jet irl is about the same size as a mind. Having my body be a starfighter could be fun.
>>62923 Sky high is pretty decent.
>>62918 It's funny because the actual reason it's step-siblings specifically is because incest is usually illegal. If incest wasn't specifically illegal I guarantee you that there'd be legit siblings fucking all over the hub. It's the "Would you fuck your brother once for $1000 each?"
>>62923 The Incredibles
So how well would anakin at his strongest do if before he had his limbs removed he had a bad hyperspace jump and crash landed in worm? How far do you think he would get? Lets see if its just moe acting up this post.
>>62930 He loses to Taylor. Force precog and a lightsaber aren't stopping 100,000 bugs.
>>62930 If you go by legends he solos the entire setting. >>62931 Begone Wildbow.
>>62931 Not saying I disagree but an aoe force crush would destroy a lot of bugs. Wonder if he can do that thing mace does in the cartoon where it just slams everything around him into the ground pulping them.
>>62930 star wars exists in worm(in different versions actually, Taylor at one point watches the prequel from a parallel universe and says they also suck there) so he'd probably be rally confused
>>62932 Im unsure if he could handle the big bads since they cant be harmed directly you know?
>>62932 Anakin's biggest feat in legends is force shoving a few tons of trash. thats not soloing the setting.
>>62934 >watches the prequel from a parallel universe and says they also suck there Well I never had a reason to hate her before. Now I do. Bitch has no taste.
>>62936 Didnt he lift a star destroyer?
>>62843 So stupid idea but a laser gun that moves whatever it hits back or forwards in time a fraction of a second would be devastating to another ship thats moving.
>>62938 No, you're thinking of Starkiller. Also even he didn't lift it but move it as it was falling.
>>62937 it was written in 2011, you had to hate on the prequels then.
>>62924 Ricrod pls don't feed
>>62942 Yup. Prequel hate was widespread at the time, it took a combo of reddit basically turning every line into a meme and how godawful the sequel trilogy was for people to admit they weren't that bad. Admittedly they do have some flaws, like Episode 2's dialogue is fuck awful.
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>>62942 >it was written in 2011, you had to hate on the prequels then. Not me, the 2008 show and movie was peak
>>62934 I'm not surprised Wildbow has shit taste.
>>62942 Lies. I remember watching the prequels back in theaters. I loved them. I still love them.
>>62944 2 in general is just rough. 1 is alrightish and 3 is actually pretty good. Most prequel love comes from ancillary material.
>>62933 >aoe force crush Broadly speaking, the Force doesn't do AoE except at its absolute highest levels or through some sort of medium. The thing you have to realize about the Force is that it's generally a targeted effect. You don't throw your arms out and blast out Force energy like you're Pain in Naruto, you generally affect something in a specific way. And the smaller, more subtle, and more specific it is, the more difficult it becomes. Even as strong as Anakin is in the Force, his mastery of it is nowhere even close to affecting so many tiny things specifically like that. He can easily Force Push some droids into a wall but affecting 100,000 tiny insects at once would be damn near impossible for him. All this isn't to say that it's impossible for him to affect them. Generally speaking, you'd use something like Force Scream or some other AoE that works through a conduit (such as your voice) to affect large numbers of creatures around you. But Anakin isn't going to be "Force Crushing" that many bugs at once.
>>62945 This woman has died so many times.
>>62948 Neckbeards on the internet fucking despised them, dude. >>62945 Retconned Labyrinth of the Mind, it sucks. >>62949 2 at least has the big battle scene, I always liked that.
So why does the Force only manifest strongly in a small number of people? I thought it was supposed to flow through all living things.
>>62950 https://youtu.be/tWpkPx6ONPw?si=hgbQKI30WPVCF_IS Just saying between this and the crazy shit in swtor I was under the impression that squishing an area of stuff was rather doable.
>>62952 The last part of the movie is definitely the best. You've got the duels against Dooku, which while hated when it first came out, the Yoda fight was fun. The arena scenes which were also really fun and had Natalie Portman in the outfit that dominated everyone's mind in the mid 2ks and the big ol' battle.
>>62948 You would have been an exception back then and violently mocked if you spoke up.
>>62953 Some people get more loving from the force. It penetrates them deeper.
>>62953 Technically everyone is force sensitive to varying degrees, like everyone got some midiclorians and life energy, but the amount varries and only after a certain threshold you are considered actually force sensitive.
>>62951 True, but she carried the Tortuga on her back
>>62950 Also jedi survivor must have spoiled me cause my favorite move in that game is lifting an entire room full of stormtroopers and droids and slamming them to the ground. Kills some right off. Keeps others on the floor long enough to finish them Then you unlock darkside rage mode and you can do that shit to entire battalions of dark troopers.
>>62949 I thought 2 was the best one. Obi-Wan and Anakin hanging out doing Jedi stuff is the most fun the Star Wars movies get and I think it balanced that well with the drama and political side. Revenge of the Sith was just too depressing.
>>62958 Would the Jedi complain if you used Jumper Bullshit to allow everyday people to develop force sensitivity?
>>62954 You can affect multiple things at the same time but generally the Force doesn't do AoE except through some sort of medium. This is because the Force is called on to act upon something. It's theoretically possible to create an AoE but you'd need the Force to act upon an existing material to do so. For example, you could create an explosion by manipulating the atmosphere. But this requires both an extremely high mastery of the Force itself as well as knowledge of exactly how you are affecting the atmosphere with it. But then you ask the question of why you're manipulating the atmosphere to destroy some droids when you can just droid the droids with the Force. The Force is not an element. It's a force that acts upon elements. You manipulate things with the Force, things aren't manipulated by it. You can move a droid with the Force but the mechanism of its motion isn't because of some physical energy acting on it. You're not blasting energy out of your palm and that is what's moving the droid, you're using the Force to cause the droid to levitate into the air and hurl itself into the wall.
>>62948 They were giant toy commercials. Now that the young children they were designed to sell to have grown up into 30 year olds who have a sequel trilogy to rail against, of course you love the garbage you remember through nostalgia-glasses.
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>>62880 >>62885 This. That plus furries is why no one posts in the hornyposting thread.
>>62964 Depends what the force tells them. Like they'd gain some intuition about how wrong/unnatural it is.
>Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 jump >not a single fucking commanding or conquering perk in the whole thing besides a morale boost for orders >Commander origin 250 CP >the RTS vision isn't even for this origin, the capstone is being sexy, and the free perk is a companion I'm just going to assume the background memories for the origin makes you a world conquering commander general premier shogun by default, beyond even what the description implies, with that price and that perkline why the fuck was I so fond of this jump before? somehow I think I convinced myself this shit lets you carry along a Premier/Shogun of the World reputation/history along when I was just thinking of perk combos at the time
>>62966 >They were giant toy commercials So fucking what? It was fun.
>>62966 So were the originals anon
>>62953 Force cancer.
>>62931 He would literally just crush her skull after sensing her. Dude was able to choke a dude dozens of miles away in his ship just by seeing his holo-recording. Not only are the bugs not really stopping him(He'll just use Force speed to run away forcing them to play tag), but the Force lets him just ignore the "worst" of her poisons, because compared to Star wars bioweapons they would all be a joke.
>>62966 Star wars was always a toy commercial, the droids were action figures, the ewoks plushies, the spaceships playsets and everyone wanted light saber toys.
>>62969 A lot of the RTS jumps are terrible.
>>62970 >>62971 >>62966 I liked all 6 original movies and I have zero nostalgia for them. People think that if they can craft a narrative about why people like something under false premises, that discredits the thing itself.
>>62970 They're only fun if you're 10 and will mindlessly enjoy anything. Episode 1 especially can't have overstated how much it's just not a movie. >>62971 Return of the Jedi had the Ewoks shoved in, but that's nothing compared to adding Jar Jar or replacing all the soldiers with robots and clones to make the violence more kid friendly.
>>62977 If you want to bitch about jarjar you should also be bitching about c3p0
>>62977 >The Clone Wars >NOOOO WHY IS IT HECKING CLONES FIGHTING ENDLESS ROBOT HORDES!!! NOOO!!! THIS IS A SERIOUS STORY, IT CERTAINLY DIDNT HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING TRASH MONSTER IN THE FIRST INSTALLMENT REEEEEE!!! You have shit taste.
>>62976 I agree, I was the same way, I didn't care for the movies when I was younger but I liked clones, when I got older I started liking dialogue in shows more and I liked it >>62977 >Return of the Jedi had the Ewoks shoved in, but that's nothing compared to adding Jar Jar or replacing all the soldiers with robots and clones to make the violence more kid friendly. >Fuzzy teddy bears killing storm troopers with logs and such Cmon nigga, its the same no matter what you saying
Also I get to post this now
>>62938 he pulls down an ascending starship in one of the new shit Disney series' and also has a neat scene with glass shard telekinesis in one of the shit new games the only good feats he gets are unironically from the Disney shit even if he jobs to Kenobi because Legends constantly nerfs him down because of them trying to reconcile OT and Prequel choreography while Disney spends every waking moment they can wanking Vader higher and higher they already discarded the shit about his cybernetics making him weaker on purpose because Palpatine and now Palps is willing to upgrade Vader whenever he wants and the cybernetics just help his ass
>>62973 Anakin has no way of knowing that Taylor is the one responsible for a million bugs attacking him. If he sensed anything he would sense the shard that she's connected to manipulating the bugs from another dimension. And this is presumably Anakin back during the Clone Wars so he hasn't reached Vadar's level of mastery yet. So he can't just Force choke some guy out halfway across the galaxy using the Force through a video call like he does as Vadar.
>>62976 Honestly yeah. I love the first 6 and clone wars series. Not a fan of the sequels, rebels show was ok from the little I saw.
>>62967 >pic Holy shit lol
>>62980 >its the same I would even argue it's better in Episode 1 because Episode 1 is made to show a relatively happy and lighthearted time your mind flashes back to when you see adult Anakin trying to murder his best friend and wife. It's at least partially there for contrast and to be the high point everything slowly slides down from into darkness. The ewoks didn't really have a reason to be there.
>>62980 There were non-ewok scenes in Return of the Jedi. But it is clear that even by then Lucas was running out of ideas and didn't know how to end the movie other than by blowing up a Death Star again.
>>62981 I saw something about those guys, those fuckers had been building up their tech and military cause they didnt trust the republic. Did a pretty decent job of it I say.
How often do Star Wars armies orbitally bombard stuff out of existence? I figure they should have at least nuke tier bombs lying around if nothing else.
>>62987 They even had to retcon why the ewoks worshipped 3P0 in the movie in one of the comics as being because a b1 with no arms or legs got a jedi to save the ewoks in the past.
>>62989 Not as much as they realistically should. They seem to really love dumping soldiers in a kill zone. Like it can largely be chalked up to jedi loving to stand in the open and pose but their clones get destroyed by having to follow their asses. Lets not even get into ki adi mundi using flamethrowers on civilians.
>>62989 Oh and at least in kotor they bombed a few planets back to preindustrial era. Though that was sith and thus a thing nobody else would ever do.
>>62989 It happens more in extended material.
>>62983 Anakin can use the force, and will immediately do so to figure out wtf is going on, probably sensing the person responsible, because she has to at least be in range, then proceeding to end her life. Being able to force choke someone across stellar distances isn't required here, she's a bog standard human with a special tumor, she's getting her head popped.
>>62992 Palpatine really is the only force user with his head on his shoulders. Political influence and giant battle stations that can blow up a planet are way more efficient tools than a laser sword.
>>62989 Considering the reaction to what's basically the firebombing of Kashyyk by Caedus, it's actually not that common. It might happen every once in a while, but usually the factions involved are too invested in maintaining the infrastructure they're conquering to just outright annihilate it.
>>62989 Not often, the Empire called it a DBZ, Delta Base Zero, where they would glass the planet or location
>>62988 Its not that they didn't trust the republic, they were trying to defect to the other side and take their tech with them, When the empire rose they were happy to go under them
>>62981 The walkers kind of detract from this for me. If it was just the gunships straffing and dropping infantry to form a beach head, maybe with some of them carrying tanks, I would have found it much more compelling. Still pretty good.
>>62998 He chucked a VWing at them?
>>62997 >DBZ >"Delta Base Zero" lmao yeah sure
Minimum amount of power needed to kill Frank Horrigan?
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>>62997 >Glassing a planet is called a DBZ That's funny
>>62989 It's a space opera setting where the important people use laser swords. Orbital bombardment is practically non existent in order to allow for dramatic ground actions. Hard to give a fuck about the Jedi when a fleet can realistically do more in a war than they ever could. It actually brings up an interesting idea that if ships had primacy the Jedi could still be the galaxies protagonists by kicking ass in boarding actions in battles for orbital dominance.
>>62989 Planetary shields are common enough that most of the time you'd need a land invasion first to destroy them anyway, so at that point it usually isn't worth glassing all the infrastructure you could make use of yourself.

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>>62998 >>63001 I legitimately love vwing design
>>63003 5-10 heavily armed Enclave soldiers, probably.
>>62926 Sure. Most of the important stuff can be kept in Hyperspace.
>>63005 Jedi, especially Luke and Anakin, are such good pilots they can pretty much solo space battles by themselves. Luke did also blow up the Death Star.
Anyone remember what the name of that jump with mushroom spore monster from space and various super tech beings based on gods that cause an apocalypse was?
>>63005 The laser swords are very cool though.
>>63013 Supergod.
>>63012 Sad...
>>63003 One mutie whose ride is over.
>>62986 I know exactly what you're saying psycho, the wierd al song really hits
>>63015 Thats it thank you
>>63014 Thats a very nice suit she got there too.
>>62989 Doesn't really seem to be a thing at least in the movies/shows. Like the destructive capability of spaceships seems to be way below nukes and the Death Star destroying a city in Rogue One was portrayed as a pretty big deal.
>>63021 >Death Star >destroying a city bro...
Could Saiyan Saga Vegeta survive getting shot in the face by the Death Star?
>>63022 In rogue one they had the newly finished death star as a test destroy a city that was housing rebels. Before it was used to destroy Aldeeran.
>>63020 Agreed. I have no shame in my heart when I take Marvel and DC waifus to get new fashion.
>>63005 At that point they would basically just be armorless Space Marines with less plot wanking.
>>63023 he'd have a beam clash with it
>>63023 If you take anime fillers then easily. 50/50 on pure manga though.
>>63014 >why the fuck My excuse was that it let you buy all the commando battle waifus (even if it charged you an arm and a leg for them) >>62973 To be fair, both Jedi and Sith have a terrible track record of failing to use Force Choke in numerous circumstances when it would be not just useful, but critical. >>62979 I liked the part in the OT where bum-bum juice was a thing, almost as much as the part where a giant space worm randomly shot out of an asteroid or the part where the ludicrously well-defended superweapon turned out to have an anus weaker than Tohsaka’s. An anus so fucking weak they made a whole new movie to explain it was ackshyually created by a rebellious scientist. >>63023 >survive Maybe. But he would definitely job to it, such is the fate of Bejita-sama
>>62953 Star Wars is called "Keeping up with the Kenobis" for a reason. It's a meta-narrative force designed to force (heh) people who have connections like thematic, familial or historical ties into conflict. It's in the name, Star WARS. You think it's a coincidence that Atton is a former Sith Assassin, that the Handmaiden is Kreia's daughter, that Visas serves Nihilus and killed her world yet is drawn to you like a moth to a flame? Kreia even brings it up: "As one trained in the force you know true coincidences are rare." That's what Kreia's whole goal was, to kill Star Wars's meta-narrative by keeping all Force users on Malachor V.
>>63023 I think so, Vegeta's got some pretty crazy durability
>>63023 Yes. >>63030 Kreia was a retard who didn't have the balls to go full Xianxia and ascend as the overarching will of the Force by swallowing Force Pills. This is known.
>>63030 >the Handmaiden is Kreia's daughter Didn't someone math it out that Kreia was too old to have been that particular Jedi?
>>63032 Kreia was a con artist.
>>63023 With his qi up or down
>>63030 >the Handmaiden is Kreia's daughter ...Nooooo, she's Atris'?
>>63024 A shot powered by one reactor launched debris into orbit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0BtQxtVRWE And again at Scarif. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXxbnEqhEhI Saying it only blew up a city is quite reductive.
>>63030 Man how can I get some cool flowy evil robes? Where can I purchase them with cp?
>>63000 I understand, you would like this better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DAywBKyatc
>>62941 >but move it as it was falling. Pretty sure he was pulling it out of the sky since the Destroyer righting itself is burned into my mind from being shit at the section on the first go around as a kid. >>62992 >Oh and at least in kotor they bombed a few planets back to preindustrial era Not sure if they changed it in new wars but Tattoine was oribital bombed into the desert we all know and love with the survivors becoming the Jawa and Sand people via divergent evolution.
>>63030 I feel like Kreia didn't actually have a workable plan, just a desire, and that desire alongside the Exile's relationship to her led the metanarrative to pull them there for a final confrontation, a chance which she intended to use to try and finally convince them of her philosophy. Like, I don't remember a single element of that whole arrangement that actually indicated Kreia COULD do what she wanted, she just said that was her ideal, and everyone freaked out and went "WE HAVE TO STOP HER" without there being any substance to it being more than a tired old woman's dream.
>>63037 That looks a bit more impressive than just a city.
>>63041 Well there was also the part where she just kept orchestrating evil shit which helped contribute to that.
>>63040 That was genuinely one of the only additions from Legends that made the entire series better.
>>63041 She was hoping to use stuff like malachor 5 to kill the force since the exile and nihilus were wounds in the force it showed you could survive being cut off from it.
>>63034 Kreia will disapprove your post.
>>63046 She would also approve of it since he doesnt trust her.
>>63039 I did find that preferable. Bit silly to send the Jedi in the first wave though. Also damn, did Anakin just muscle that door open rather than using the force?
>>63043 >>63045 Sure, but after she got kicked out of the villain club in the backstory all the evil shit she sets up in-game is essentially setting up dramatic confrontations to convince you, her last link to Revan, of her philosophy. It felt like after getting level-drained by Nihilus and co who had become uncontrollable, and then waking up force-bonded to the Exile, she decided whatever she'd been working towards in the game's backstory was unsalvageable and to switch gears to passing her ideology on. The Exile was basically proof of her ideology being possible, but there was nothing in that last section of the game that really indicated she had a plan for actualizing it.
>>63045 >She was hoping to use stuff like malachor 5 to kill the force since the exile and nihilus were wounds in the force it showed you could survive being cut off from it. > That's a very big fucking gamble. out of the people that do survive one half would be normies and the other would be walking pits of endless hunger that'd die from a lack of force to leech off of.
>>63050 I mean shes also just old. And a sith. Not much going on in her life other than fucking people over
>>63049 Thats fair
Whats a good low power fantasy jump for something starting out magical
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I still find it funny that the two Sith Kreia allied with could just be killed by throwing a very specific lizard at them.
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>>63053 Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
>>63053 Avatar the Last Airbender
Other than DnD grafting, what are some good options if I want to mix and match body parts of people with magical creature or work to replicate innate traits?
>>63053 Kamen rider Wizard is pretty low power. Outside of like two spells that require special circumstances most things don't go beyond a city block in range and power.
>>63052 It's funny, because if we operate under that assumption then her running away after doing nothing to antagonize the Exile and seeing if they give chase is basically her setting up one final point of proof to them. >I'm not even doing anything anymore and you're still here for a dramatic lightsaber battle. >>63054 Kinda fitting since she sees over-reliance on the Force as a weakness.
>>63055 >Pic Very poor choice of words kid.
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>>63033 >>63036 Kreia was originally knows an Arren Kae, met Yusanis, dueled him and eventually submitted to him. Revan slew him, she became Treya, got cast down by Sion and came back as Kreia. Arren (K)ae Darth T(re)ya Add (ia) at the end for Kreia. It's in her name. Whe she talks with the exile about what it means to spar in the Echani dueling rituals, it's out of personal experience. https://youtu.be/Ev0odjAEAXc?si=tmQc09teUd-f05Yp&t=148
>>63041 Kreia comes across as about as in control of her plans as Savathun in Destiny is. Which is to say there was some semblance of a plan, but it’s constantly changing in response to new information, and she’s putting more effort into getting a rise out of people than actually advancing towards a coherent objective instead of just trying to spite (thing), which in Kreia’s case is the Force as a metaphysical ideal rather than the Shitness.
>>63059 >Kinda fitting since she sees over-reliance on the Force as a weakness. I mean Nihlus kinda has to drain shit to keep living after Malacor V but yeah Scion could've just gotten good instead of holding himself together with the dark side after his fuck ups.
>>63061 I thought everyone knew this already. Chris has been kinda evasive over the years about links but he doesn't deny it. >>63053 Discworld?
>>63057 Elden Ring, Akame ga Kill and Franken Fran.
>>63057 >DnD grafting You knwo what, I feel like this would' ve been an easy a simple way to solve Karlach's problem in BG3. Which makes me wonder why we can't ask that old fuck Elminster to at least get us in cantact with a Grafter to help fix Karlach's heart. Heck, I'd imagine Karlach would enjoy getting that piece of Zariel trash out of her body and replaced with something cooler. Like maybe a dragon's heart!
>>63065 Elden Ring is really really freaky though.
>>62909 Starcraft Protoss has Data Khala.
>>63066 Meanwhile Aerie in BG2 and her wings that should be cured with Regeneration. Or Khalid that should be able to be resurrected but Jaheira get pissy if you bring it up because of some stupid reason.
>>62923 Fractured But Whole only lasts a couple weeks max and has decent super stats.
>>63069 Jaheira's trying to get into [CHARNAME]'s pants.
>>63067 Nigga you’re already aspiring to sunder the laws of nature and man for greater biological power, you might as well commit to the bit and try to graft yourself into a dragonkin soldier or some shit >>62909 Crystal Working, Storm Hawks
>>63071 Too bad she's shit. Why is the only good romance in this game is Aerie?!!
>>63072 Compare pic >>63057 to ANY grafted creatures.
>>63066 All elminster does is show up and tell you to kill yourself. Literally. Thats the plan.
>>63075 And tell you it's a mercy. Literally fuck him and his goddess.
>>63075 >>63066 >>63069 Fiiiine, I guess I'll have to either pick up grafting or find some other means of replacing Karlach's infernal machine heart myself Aside from learning D&D grafting, what other good methods i can find across the chain to fix and replace her heart?
>>62994 That's not how Force insight works but okay.
>>63074 >Compare pic Yeah it’s pathetic, any TRUEBORN heir would have far more arms. >>63066 >relying on that old fuck Elminster You are unironically better off sacrificing your firstborn son to Shar or something than relying on that wizened degenerate to get anything done. At least the bitch gets results.
>>63077 You misunderstand, it SHOULD work, it just doesn't and is never addressed because... because.
>>63080 >it SHOULD work, it just doesn't and is never addressed because... because. I feel like this statement really sums up D&D magic as a whole in a nutshell, desu. At least, 99% of the time. The other 1%, it can be summed up as “fuck you, my name’s Raistlin/Vecna and I DO WHAT I WANT”
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>>63060 That is, indeed, the joke.
>>63081 It's mostly plot things really. If it's for the plot, "fuck you LALALALAALALALALAL can't hear youuuuuuu" >Vecna Look how they shishkebabed my boy.
>>63082 Owl House jump when? I do not care about it one way or the other. There were some neat ideas, but the show as a whole was a mess.
>>63083 Your boy got slam dunked into the Dead By Daylight franchise and branded like a steer, AND slandered in Stranger Things by a pathetic pretender.
>>63085 When You Make It. I know almost nothing about Owl House except there was magic, lesbians, and apparently the main villain was overpowered or some shit?
>>63085 I thought it was okay, gay stuff aside, though it really dropped the ball at the end. Everything up until they got back to Earth was kinda cool, then it went to shit
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>>63087 >spoiler From what I gather the main villain was a weird combination of overpowered and underpowered, overpowered in the sense of what he ended up as and underpowered in the sense he started out as a normal witch hunter who seethed himself into basically a slightly more kid-friendly version of the Cunning Man from the Discworld.
>>63089 >pic Okay, that's hilarious
>>63089 >pic I don't get the last part.
>>63089 >pic What actually happened was that he converted to islam and then immediately got arrested, like instantaneously
>>63091 That middle picture is the rock that Tamamo no Mae was supposedly sealed in. That year it spontaneously cracked in half. So I think the assumption is that she broke out of her rock to get revenge on Tate insulting her.
>>63093 That's stupid. And hilarious.
>>63087 >>63089 You might be getting Belos, the main villain, mixed up with Collector, an overpowered guy who showed up right at the end. Collector was a child of a race of godlike beings who was crazy overpowered, and I think his inclusion was a detriment to the show. Maybe if they hadn't gotten cut short they could have done something with him, and I'm pretty sure he had been planned to appear for a while, but as-is he ate up time that should have been spent on already established elements. Belos was the best character in the show. Out of everything that could have been included I think we should have gotten a flashback to his backstory, instead of having to piece together background freeze-frames and in-universe local legends. Mad respect to him for getting splattered by a god-like being and reduced to a small ball of monster goop, surviving by eating whatever animals he could catch in the woods, then immediately trying to gank said god-like being in his sleep the moment he got his hands on a usable body. Then, when that didn't work, he switched his tactics from murder to psychological manipulation without missing a beat. AND THEN, when all the fighting was over and the shit had officially been kicked out of him, he had the gigantic balls to pull a hail Mary and say "thank you for saving me from the totally real curse that was making me evil and was entirely responsible for all the shit I did!"
>>63095 >spoiler end Oh my god, finally a villain who pulls that shit.
>>63096 Honestly, Belos was the best part of the show. He was just such an absolute horrific scumbag, yet he had basically the whole magical world eating out of his hands by basically becoming the government and spending years since the 1600s gaslighting and indoctrinating the people there into making a society designed to ultimately kill them all. He's such an absolute cunt, its great
>>63095 Shit, there was a new one? I honestly stopped paying attention even slightly after Belos stopped being a thing. God damn it, it’s like Adventure Time shoehorning in GOLB just to wank off the princesses and Betty one last time at the end.
>>63098 >it’s like Adventure Time shoehorning in GOLB just to wank off the princesses and Betty one last time at the end. At least it gave us the psuedo sequel with Simon afterwards. I enjoyed watching Simon being an absolute mess
>>63095 The collector was honestly fun
>>63097 Reminder that Belos was only in power for 50 years, which is absolutely insane. >>63100 I don't hate the idea of the Collector, I just think that the show didn't have enough time for both him and Belos.
>>63099 I’m only slightly more in touch with Adventure Time than I am with the Owl House (which I barely know at all apart from some memes and dropped names), but I do find it amusing after fully jerking off to their girlboss phase, AT fully embraced cosmic bullshit to the extent of having the sequel series’ villain being a reality janny.
>>61802 Based.
>>63102 >the sequel series’ villain being a reality janny. A reality janny who ends up being stopped and beaten because of a comsic loophole, which makes him throw a hissy fit. Which I found hilarious, because fuck jannies and bureaucrats.
>>63104 >Gumball Bruh, like every other character in that show is a different art style.
How good would an AoG Mage specialized in Spiritual Evocation and/or Familiar Magic or someone with the Grand perk be at summoning and controlling Servants?
>>63108 Solomon is literally your example, nigga >Creates the entire foundational system for human-initiated Servant summoning.
>>63108 >How good would an AoG Mage specialized in Spiritual Evocation and/or Familiar Magic Probably like Nitocris who has all kinds of familiars, including undead and spirits she summons. Nothing too potent. >someone with the Grand perk be at summoning and controlling Servants probably like Gilgamesh, assuming you got the power to do it. Gil under his own power was able to summon 7/8(debatable if Merlin counts) servants when he was alive, but sustaining them was way too draining on him, so he was forced to incarnate them so they could sustain themselves by eating and sleeping. But like if you truly got yes level power, you could probably pull a Lion King, who summoned all the members of the round table who answered her call, and also managed to summon a ton of knights from camelot that had high purity souls approaching heroic spirits.
>>63111 Nta is gilgamesh really equal to skill to merlin and soloman as a caster? I think your example seems a bit mismatched. It's like comparing lion king usage of the lance versus morgan usage.
>>63050 That or everyone ends up like the Vong and goes completely bugshit insane.
In Black Crusade would killing your drawback enemies as they attack you on your way to Footfall for Part 2 fulfill the Motivated mandatory drawback?
>>63014 if you zoom in you can see the reflection of Vadar on the it of cloth over her crotch
>>63115 Not gonna lie I thought you were fucking with me
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>>63095 >>63096 >>63097 >Finally! I can cleanse this perdition MYSELF! Belos was such a cool fucking villain.
>>63112 >>63112 >Nta is gilgamesh really equal to skill to merlin and soloman as a caster? NTA but not even slightly, while Gil has the natural talent to be a good wizard never actually became one. Only using his massive selection of magic items found within the Gate as a Caster, which is essentially just a weaker (but far smarter) version of who he is as an Archer. He is a king and a treasure hunter, a really good one (especially the king part) but he never actually lived up to his full potential in other areas. He is a Grand Caster candidate solely because his bullshit brain counts as a form of Clairvoyance, which is the only actual requirement for being the Grand Caster.
>>63112 Servant Summoning is mostly about the energy you can invest. Gilgamesh was stated to be the heroic spirit with the most amount of magical energy(probably not true anymore, but he's still insanely potent). Lion King is pretty much a full on divine spirit, with with also ridiculusly more energy than normal Artoria(like we're talking upon millions upon millions of units of magical energy, when normal Artoria has a little over a thousand). As for Gilgamesh's skills, its unclear, he's said to have immense potential as a mage, but in the main timeline he never fulfilled it, and in Babylonia it was said that he reluctantly started using it. He is mentioned as a Grand Caster candidate by Solomon/Roman, but that is mostly about his clairvoyance
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>>63118 >which is the only actual requirement for being the Grand Caster ENTER
>>63119 Yeah, normally that's the case, but anon is specifically specialized in that area with grand skills. I just think your underselling him a bit, it's a good comparison for a benchmark but I think he would be better the same way Morgan is better at using the Lance than the Lion King. >>63118 Good to know, my memory has not failed me this time.
I'm wondering if I should make "Spartans never die, just go missing in action" being an actual thing used as an excuse for a fuckton of fraud. >"Yeah, we need more funding. Those salaries for the totally still alive SPARTAN-IIs and -IIIs don't pay themselves. Actually, we need a lot more money, imagine the backpay, hazard pay, and special duty pay when they get back in contact."
>>63118 worth noting that he is actually using magecraft in Babylonia, at least to summon the servants, rather than relying on artifacts entirely. Merlin elaborated of how Gilgamesh in his wisdom shoved aside his 'warrior person' and became a mage instead, and in order to protect Uruk 'shed his blood as a mage' to summon Merlin and then the 7 other Servants after finding out about the HGW and wanting to outdo it. >>63121 he's talking about specializing or being a grand, making me assume he's talking about Garden f Avalon, where those two dont stack, the basic specialization perk just gives you Rin level skill in the specializations you chose and the Grand perk gives you straight up mastery over all magecraft but does not actually increase the amount of magical energy you have at all.
>>63122 Does ONI even need to do any reports on their spending? I assumed they just took their budget and said 'Trust me bro' if anybody in the government asked about it.
>>63121 >>63123 To clarify, while i did mean the Grand perk from GoA when i said "AoG Mage" i was referring to the Magician of the Early Ages perk in Oasis of Fantasy. Which is why i posted Nitocris and her friends.
>>63124 I'm sure they could get away with that during the last few years of the war, but afterward I figure they gotta tell people SOMETHING and at least pretend that the books balance.
>>63126 if you got the AoG perk with tthe 600 tier and the master of puppets perk, you could go pretty wild. personally i'd probably say something around the level of Avicebron's Golems, but probably way cheaper to produce. I know he's technically in the age of men, but his golems being low level servant level actually makes them crazy potent as far as familiars go, and he can make dozens a day.
Are there any good ship options that are bigger on the inside then the outside? Particularly in terms of having vast cargo holds for storing truly absurd amounts of loot?
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I am...awake? I guess? I hate summer. Anyway, I've moved the scheduled streams forward by a day, and I've decided to do an extra stream. Here's the next week or so. >July 07: Buckshot Roulette at 1200, Age of Wonders 4 >July 08: Geneforge 1: Mutagen >July 12: Iratus: Lord of the Dead >July 13: Age of Wonders 4 >July 14: Geneforge 1: Mutagen But that's for tomorrow. Tonight I'm starting off a fresh iteration of my chain with a combo of Slave City and Generic Gamer.
>>63129 The Tardis. But just enchant the cargo hold to be a chest of holding.
>>63129 I think Harry Pottery had something like that.
>>63131 >>63132 . . . Yeah I suppose just hitting a bunch of boxes with an Undetectable Extension charm would solve this issue rather easily.
>>63129 Destiny has some nice matter-data conversion if you need it As for ships already bigger on the inside, Forerunner vessels IIRC.
>>63128 But what if i tried summoning Servants specifically? Could i match Gil summoning 7/8 Servants as a living person WITHOUT needing to find ways to make them cheaper and be able to spam Command Seal level bindings on them?
>>63129 Warframe's Orbiter does that. Canonically too
>>63136 Warframe seems to always have new bullshit I was unaware of.
>>63137 Yeah, it's neat. Another benefit of an Orbiter is that they're technoorganic things, capable of self-repair
>>63133 you could also hit Heaven's Lost Property or Arifureta. You can get that kinda thing there too.
>>63133 Yeah. That is why jumper's spelljammer is a catamaran with chest of holding in the cargo hold. Technically, the entire inside is the size of a small apartment complex. That way he can take lots of crew, cargo and passengers while sailing through space.
>>63139 I'll probably go to both of those eventually, though for entirely different and far bouncier reasons.
>>63141 May I suggest Shuffle and Blue Archive as well?
>>63133 nta, but a single box even if you consinder how much Newt Scamander can store in his Briefcase
>>63140 Doesn't Pathfinder have a magic item which flat out doubles the size of a ship's hold?
>>63129 Are you talking about spaceships or boat ships? The Little House/Cinderella from Peter Pan is bigger on the inside, but always light enough that a group of children can pick it up and move it. It normally just grows just big enough for everyone that goes inside of it to fit, but if you take the Mother Knows Best perk then you can just add more rooms
>>63144 That sounds like something that should exist,
>>63142 You can suggest all kinds of waifu laden settings, though the answer will remain the same. Later and bouncier. >>63143 If I'm not mistaken he has nested extension charms for that thing, with at least one other extended space inside the main suitcase's.
>>63146 Found it. It's called the Captain's Locker, and acts like a bag of holding able to hold a ton of stuff and it increases the storage of cargo holds it's placed in by 50% https://aonprd.com/MagicWondrousDisplay.aspx?FinalName=Captain%27s%20Locker
>>63135 You'd save yourself a lot of trouble if you just used some living bodies as base, like I get why you'd want to avoid the Rin bodies item since having all your Servants be Rin faces would be bland, but wit the specialization perk you could easily choose something like Alchemy or Chimera magecraft too and just design bodies to summon servants into. Because otherwise you're main limit is always gonna be the sheer quantity of magical energy needed to summon, maintain and incarnate servants.
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>>63147 >You can suggest all kinds of waifu laden settings Is that a dare?
>>63122 Do the spartans even get paid?
>>62941 No, he pulled it down until such a point that it broke and crashed. In the "boss battle" where you do this, you have to keep going back to it or it will right itself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuLBo-t9AFo >>63150 Hello Ric friend.
>>63151 I doubt it.
>>63145 I meant either spaceships or things that could be added to them but boats are cool too. >>63150 . . . sure?
>>63154 >. . . sure? How dare you!? If it weren't for the laws of this country I would have slaughtered you for such disrespect! >>63152 Hello there WoL, nice to see you around. Hope things have been going well
>>63151 >>63153 Yes they do, their salaries begin with getting abducted into the military. Kelly spends money on rock music and her custom SRS99, and in one of the books a character uses pay records to find out that the Spartans are all teenagers (Silent Storm IIRC).
>>63155 Still not that great, but I am trying to stay positive.
I should work on my jump, but I'm not.
>>63143 I like how this random fuck just has an entire zip code in a suitcase after years of fanfic authors thinking they're clever for having the equivalent of a large house in a much larger trunk.
>>63147 >If I'm not mistaken he has nested extension charms for that thing, with at least one other extended space inside the main suitcase's. Not sure what you mean, but I dont think there's any implication he used more than the standard expansion charm. Though it does have several different environments inside it.
>>63159 I've always wondered what happens if someone dispels your suitcase house while you are inside it.
>>63155 Ric, you're getting angry cute. I think you may have caught anime girl disease.
>>63158 Work, bitch!
>>63158 I've already worked on my jump today.
>>63160 I think in the suitcase he has a small structure with a larger space inside, which implies sticking an extended space inside of another extended space. Something that is very difficult for certain other magic systems.
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>>63158 Understandable.
>>63161 Fun route: chunky salsa. Boring route: expelled into realspace looking incredibly disheveled and superficially injured.
>>63126 You know, I kind of want to make Scheherazade into a badass, or at least more badass than what she is.
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>>63158 Once Ricrod said we would work on a Venus Blood jump. But that was a lie, he cucked me for things like JOBS and RESPONSIBILIIES.
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>>63149 Sure but i'd prefer that they get to keep the ability to go spirit form because of how broken the ability to go invisible and intangible basically at will is, also i'm just trying to think what the upper limit would be to this hypothetical AoG Master is.
>>63163 I'm now home from work at my shitty barely above neet employment. >>63164 Well done anon. >>63166 No more effective against me than it was when I used this one on Shard, probably the same file actually.
>>63129 TENCHI MUYO TREE SHIP
>>63158 Tomorrow is a new day, work on it then
>>63158 Same
>>63171 I am pretty certain that Incarnated Servants cant go into spirit form. So your best bet would be to just set up some sort of magical energy upkeep system to spply your servants like the Homunculi farm in Apocrypha or that guy using a combination of human sacrifice made crystals and grail mud in Srange Fake. In the Age of Gods there is more than enough energy in the air, but using it to supply the servants is the difficult part.
>>63176 Based on Gil and Artoria in Stay Night they can't which is why i don't want to. And if i'm taking Alchemy as an AoG Mage anyway can't i just make my own Holy Grail to do the work of maintaining Servants for me?
>>63130 >Generic Gamer That jump always draws me in.
>>63153 >>63151 Technically they can even retire. IIRC Maria retired before the war even ended and had a family.
>>63178 The only reason anyone cares about The Gamer is because it has Gamer powers. Nobody fucking cares about the actual setting, they just want to isekai somewhere else with his toolkit.
>>63180 >Nobody fucking cares about the actual setting Considering what’s been revealed about the setting, you can’t blame them.
>>63162 I hope things get better dude. If anything I'm happy you're around >>63157 Shut up. You're deranged mentally ill freak and you fuck dog >>63170 >he cucked me And I enjoyed every bit of it
>>63177 If you're talking about a Greater Grail, that is still essentially a homunculus implanted in the earth drawing energy from leylines.
>>63180 He did said the jump, not the setting. And frankly, the setting is china/10
>>63182 . . . wait for it.
>>63181 What's been revealed? Did they finally explain why that one dude protected the protagonist?
>>63181 Tell us how shit its gotten.
>>63182 >And I enjoyed every bit of it Uoooooh!
>>63182 What'd poor WoL do to you?! You got the first two replies mixed.
>>63182 Yep, definitely Anime Girl Disease.
>>63184 It's korea/10 >>63182 Pretty rude to WoL smh. You should twerk as punishment.
>>63182 Completely rational and warranted response to Wol
>>63192 Korea, china, same thing.
>>63189 The first one was supposed to be for you, but it got swapped with the other reply.
>>63191 With at least a bit of basic white bitch disease too, the way he keeps talking about fucking dogs.
>>63186 >>63187 I only know what I’ve seen in the thread, so I’m not up to date on the latest aspects. I do remember the supernatural side of the world having a very xianxia like mindset, to the point that the only reason the MC wasn’t enslaved was Gaia told everyone to leave him alone.
>>63189 Sorry WoL. It got mixed up. I'll start doing this strange"twerking" dance to apologize
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>>63182 American Dog Maid.
>>63198 >fourth pic I'm still traumatized.
>>63201 Genocide was pogger. But the mankaka decided to be a mangacuck.
>>63197 Yeah, but that was established in like the first arc. It wasn't Gaia that told everyone to be hands off though, it was "The Harem King", the strongest supernatural in the setting
>>63200 Imagine the entire timeline if on stage in Marly Willy had just went, "Now let's try and make peace with them," instead.
>>63201 >Fourth pic I mean, the Three Musketeers got a fourth member practically at the start of the book. >>63203 Like I said, I don’t really know the setting, I just vaguely remember what I’ve seen in the thread. What I do remember is concluding from what I read that the setting is not one I’d want to visit.
>>63187 Nta, but from what I heard the ending was super rushed, many plot points were left hanging and plenty of characters like that Demon Soul girl were just never mentioned again. Also apparently the Dad of the MC in the past bad an isekai adventurer and returned home, and his mom is secretly a dragon.
>>63206 >All that ????
>>63206 My theory was always that the Harem King was the protagonist's dad, so it's neat to find out that was probably true.
>>63180 Nta, but I actually love the idea behind the Setting and hate the gamer power. Like the whole high fantasy/wuxuia urban fantasy with widespread hidden pocket dimensons is actually really appealing to me. Like I'd really enjoy about a story of mages and ki users and mercenaries and the like being engaged in hidden guild warfare and the like, instead of reading about the protagonist grinding mobs.
>>63208 That's not true, it's supposedly another mc from another story by the same author.
>>63208 Anon I am pretty sure everyone could tell that early on
>>63178 Gamer powers are cool to have, although I've taken to only using the system builder since the perks on offer are a little much. >>63182 Add me on Blue Archive: ARVXSYAK
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>>63212 >Gamer powers are cool to have Gamer powers are fun, but they tend to scale out of control really quick. It's why I like the Menu, Open! CYOA
>>63212 >Gamer powers are cool to have, although I've taken to only using the system builder since the perks on offer are a little much. Fair enough. Though if you don’t take the perks, you can make a very stacked system.
>>63212 Cool to have, terrible to write about
>>63216 Abso-fucking-lutely. If I had the option of gaining gamer powers I'd take it in a heartbeat. FUCK planning that shit personally, though.
>>63158 Same here.
>>63180 >Nobody fucking cares about the actual setting, they just want to isekai somewhere else with his toolkit. TBF, that describes 90% of jumps.
>>63215 I actually also ignore the usual stipend, so I've only got the builder's +1350 to work with plus what I get from Flaws. The current build I'm working with is; Features[-1600]: Uncapped, Integration, HUD/UI(-50), Miscellaneous Settings(-50), Gamer's Body(-100), Gamer's Mind(-100), HP System(-50), MP System(-50), Mini-Map(-150), Threat Cursors(-50), Levels(-100), Inventory(-100), Loot(-100), Quests(-200), Pause Function(-100), Crafting System(-200), Store(-200) Flaws[+250]: Subsapient, Assuming Direct Control, Limited Quests(+50), Dispassion's Mind(Drawback)(+200) Stipend[+1350] Total: 1600-1600 Leveling just gives me more meat and mana, but I've got a decent UI and "in-game" economy.
>>63220 Looks like a good set of powers. I meanwhile tend to go all the way with it. >Difficulty: Medium (+200) >Setting: Fantasy >Beautiful Mind (Free) >Well of Wisdom (Free) >Silver Tongue (Free) >The Devil’s Own Luck (100) >Super Sensory (100) >Font of Magic (Free) >Tank (200) >DPS (200) >Support (200) >Healer (100) >The Face (100) >Jack of All Trades (100) >Experience Booster (200) >Progressing Difficulty (400) >Take Your Time (400) >Walkthrough (200) >Min-Max (400) >It’s Dangerous to Go Alone (400) >Uncapped, Integration, HUD/UI, Miscellaneous Settings, Gamer’s Body, Gamer’s Mind, HP System, MP System, Eat My Way to Victory, Mini-Map, Threat Cursors, Levels (800) >Attributes, Skills, Observe, Skill Books, Traits, Titles (1050) >Inventory, Loot, Quests, Achievements, Dating Simulator, Pause Function (800) >Magic System, Crafting System, Gacha, Store, Instant Dungeons, Safe Zones, Fast Travel (1400) >Party System, Guild System, Classes, Evolution, New Game+ (1650) >Save Slot X13 (1050) >Helpful NPC X4 (400) >Recruitable Characters (Free) >Bloatware X9 (+500) >The Long Grind (+200) >What, You Thought You Were Special? (+600) >Unique ‘Skill’ (+0) >New Game (+600) >Scenario: Dungeon Crawler (+200) >Scenario: The Sky’s the Limit (+200) >Scenario: Skills Aplenty
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>>63183 Creating a Holy Grail in no way requires a Homunculus, they even created one in Samurai Remnant with Onmyou.
How would Aenarion jumper with the Widowmaker from Dark Elves and the upgrades from Daughters of Khaine fare against Slaanesh in 40K? Would he be able to carve open her gut to pull out Eldar like with elves in the latter jump?
>>63220 >>63221 >posting builds for reddit jumps Holy cringe.
>>63224 Post a build for the latest jump in your chain, anon.
>>63223 Yes. WHF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WH40K.
Would a Star Wars Dark Forces jump be fine on its own, or should it be combined with Dark Forces 2?
>>63227 Should probably include dark forces two, I'd say also Jedi Outcast but that's just past the 10 year timeframe.
>>63228 Okay, I'll probably shelve it for the time being and take a better look at it if they port/remaster DF2 then.
Currently on episode 35 of UnOrdinary. I am genuinely so mad that I think I might legitimately make a jump out if spite just so John can be given allow the support he's never received and so somebody can go and beat all of Wellston's students to death except Sera.
>>63230 I don't know anything about this, but if you do make a jump I hope you have fun doing so.
>>63230 Spitemaking is a powerful but dangerous technique. Be careful that you don't take on more than you can chew.
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>>63230 >UnOrdinary Tell me about this setting.
>>63233 World where practically everyone has powers but they all have the extreme social darwinist mindset of Xianxia cultivators. Everyone from their government right down to the individuals is a raging sociopathic cunt to those weaker than they are. It is incredibly, incredibly, /incredibly/ rare for someone with even the tiniest amount of power in the setting to not be an utterly repugnant asshole to those they perceive as lower than them, and the default response to anyone weaker than you is "violent beatdown until they're coughing blood and unconscious on the floor". And God above help you (he won't) if you're a cripple - someone without powers - in their society. The number of genuinely good people in UnOrdinary can be counted on both hands with fingers to spare and most of them are either dead (half the vigilantes/superheroes we know of), powerless to enforce any real change (Sera & John, William (John's dad)) or are in the midst of losing their minds from a lifetime of continuously being kicked in the dick then kicked some more for being perceived as 'weak' (John again).
>>63233 (Almost) everyone gets a super power, these range from low tiers (weak powers) to high tiers (strong powers) with mid tiers (decent powers) in the middle. John is a Cripple, as in someone with no powers, however he is friends with one of the strongest god tiers (an overpowered bullshit sub category of high tier). As hinted at by people without powers being called cripples powers are extremely important for social status and tend to run in the family, so there's both the schoolyard level hierarchy and an even more oppressive hierarchy in the rest of society. He gets bullied whenever his overpowered friend isn't around, but he's actually really good in a fight despite having no power so when he's careful he can win despite this. Against some people anyway. John is not actually a cripple and if he didn't have ptsd those bullies would be utterly fucked, this is called foreshadowing. The reason he has ptsd is also a problem, this is called more foreshadowing.
>>63222 You're right I didn't consider the rerconns.
Would you prefer a Vision's jump that covered everything in the anthology or would you prefer a series of jumps that covered various parts of the anthology, so a jump just for Ronin, a jump just for ninth jedi, a jump for the canon compliant stuff like Tatooine Rhapsody, Village Bride and Lop, etc. etc.
>>63237 Do you actually have the wherewithal to finish one for each piece? Because I'd rather have a big one for the whole thing than you get bored of writing the same force-sensitve perk multiple times and leave it half finished.
>>63238 It'd probably be more likely for me to finish one of the smaller ones that it would be for me to finish one for the whole anthology honestly, though that's still not a big chance of me finishing one of the smaller ones to be honest.
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>>62795 From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
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>>63236 It happens.
>>63240 I mean, metal can also be weak, and you'll still have flesh anyways...
>>63163 Hey Psycho i've been meaning to ask but have you read the ttrpg Cain by any chance? It feels like it'd be up your alley since it heavily inspired by JJK and Christianity. I don't know how safe it'd be to post the PDF for it on here but I've got that on file and I think reddit or sb has a jump for it if I can't post that, though I can't recall the quality of that.
>>63237 >canon compliant I don't think that stuff is actually canon though, so I think it is weird to group things like that. As to your question, I think if you have the content more jumps is cool, but if not you might want to bundle them and have a choice at the start where you are going, like the Fantasia jump.
Does Cyberpunk 2077 Earth have any anti-space capabilities or could I sit up in space and use Ortilery with impunity?
>>63246 >https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Crystal_Palace Presumably whatever they use to protect this, since all the rich people are here.
>>63246 As far as I know its just got shit tons of computer viruses that may possibly be sapient.
>>63244 I'm not familiar with that
>>63246 >>63247 (me) Also, corps are known to use space stations to conduct research that would be considered illegal on Earth (no laws in space lol), and would need to be able to protect those from thieves and rival corpos.
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>>63249 Here https://tombloom.itch.io/cain , It's by the guy who made Kill six billion demons and Lancer. If I should delete my post because of the PDF not being allowed just tell me and I'll do so.
>>63244 The discord jump for it is really mid, and also offers nothing at all that isn't available to the PCs. It's very much a "playing is ball busting so jumping must be too" and doesn't let you get any of the interesting powers of non PCs.
>>63251 >spoiler Nah, this isn’t /tg/ and we aren’t pussies with an overly inflated fear of copyright strikes or sense of self-importance. Let it stay.
>>63241 It make me so sad this joke was given more importance.
>>62844 Drakengard
>>63255 We don't have a Drakengard 3 jump though. There's something about a song to delay the end of the world in 1 right?
>>63254 Did the Breast Goddess invade Fate to fight the robot space bugs?
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What are some cool nonhuman sapient species you guys like across the various jumps?
>>63258 Inklings are fun.
>>63260 Reminder they can't take baths.
>>63260 Do they really count as sapient? Think carefully about this.
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What element do you usually go with in Infamous? Personally I like video because it can make pocket dimensions. Also it kinda bugs me that the auto recharge capstone exists in Quicksilver's jump when it's a thing that all Conduits get by default but it's generally faster for them to just absorb their element.
I wonder if baalbuddy elves would be willing to sell themselves as sex slaves.
>>63264 Yes but they would be sitting in the bargain bin equivalent for slaves because nobody want to have sex with one.
>>63264 They almost certainly would, but no one would be willing to buy. They may also get arrested for elf trafficking.
>>63263 >Spoiler Half of the fucking perks in that jump are natural for conduits.
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>>63264 it would backfire
>>63264 >baalbuddy Is that some comix with story or just one/two pages long gags?
>>63266 >>63265 I was just thinking maybe I could buy up a bunch of them to help populate my planet and use them as rewards for my most loyal soldiers as wives. Work hard and acheive a certain level in the army and you can get a wife.
>>63270 I mean Star Wars already has Twi'leks for this. They've literally been selectively bred for thousands of years for this exact purpose in universe and even before that the Rakatan genetically engineered them to be a slave race..
>>63271 Yeah but variety is always good.
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Futa should be erased from this world. What jumps would help me with this noble goal?
>>63246 The European's canonically have Ortilery in Cyberpunk. They also canonically lost control of several space stations to the imported African workforce so the Africans may or may not also have Ortilery. Despite that neither Europe nor Africa/The Highriders are the dominant force on the planet. One can only assume that the other nations/corporations have ways to deal with Ortilerly. Considering Borgs have a canonical Zero-G fighting style I'm pretty sure the "plan" for dealing with it involves surviving the first strike and then following up with retaliatory boarding actions.
>>63273 That battle action highschool jump. The one with weird ass powers and the custom power builder. Make a power thats planet scale and only applies to futa that makes them fully male or female depending on how good they look
>>62174 You guys were cool, but I can't pass on the chance to become an eldritch deity that feeds on suffering. Hope you can understand.
>>63267 Yeah I have no idea what Quicksilver was thinking making most of the basic package of Conduits perks. While the other Infamous jump is bad for other reasons it at least doesn't have that bullshit.
>>63275 Futa doesn't exist in real life. It also doesn't exist in 99.9% of settings outside of a joke. Meanwhile, it happens to much in porn. Specially some good porn for other fetishes. I want to erase it form there specifically.
>>63276 Understandable. Please shoot us some superpowers at some point.
>>63278 I mean you dont have to specify it being real, all the porn is also now fixed.
>>63273 The Megamycete can probably do it.
>>63273 Ironically, a jump with futa in it. This is not hyperbole; it's a QQ jump that offers an item that can retcon 1 fetish of choice out of a setting at the start of each jump, whose setting itself features chicks with dicks at least somewhere out there. Pretty sure the item is in both versions of Elzikyuchi if the original jump's still in the other archives because shitposting.
>>63212 No, you add me BFWNXZDS
>>63273 What all falls under said futa banner? Would it also count toys? If so you may be able to cast a curse using symbolic magic through a mockup statue to kinda voodoo hex anything that matches the similarity but it has the downside of it might also catch people using toys.
>>63284 >Futa banner There's a rather foul thing called cuntboys, or pussyboys something like that, I had the misforttune of coming across that probably counts as adjacent

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>>63258 Gargoyles Inklings/Octolings Digimon Several Star Wars races
>>63205 >I mean, the Three Musketeers got a fourth member practically at the start of the book. The fourth musketeer is the MC of the trilogy, which actually has five to seven books since the third is so massive it is usually split into three to five books.
You think someone would be willing to take a contract that lets me do whatever I want to them so long as I rewind time aftereards? They get paid each time but wont have any memory.
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>>63264 They do try to sell themselves, but they price themselves way too high and people pick the cheaper options.
>>63288 Somebody? Absolutely. Specific people? Depends on the person.
>>63271 >Twi'leks Nta, but I like a head with nice red hair on it. Not the weird tails. >>63273 In Forgotten Realms a level 12 wizard was able to erase a god's name and thus kill her. Should be able to do the same for futa.
>>63288 A legal contract like that wouldn't be valid, like a lot of stuff is illegal or not, regardless of the consent of the victim. Or are you talking about some kind of magical contract?
>>63269 One/two page gags, with a few going to up to five pages, but some of the gags have been going on long enough to form storylines.
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>>63269 >>63293 Poor Virginia needs a man.
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Is Onmyo magic historically known for fucking with peoples minds? It seems to be a reoccurring trend in Fate.
>>63292 Magical contract >>63290 General modern people in a world with no magic of its own.
>>63296 Yes, there are people in the modern world who would do so, because they are desperate enough for money. Again, it would vary by person, you can't exactly get an average for such a thing.
>>63297 Hello there WoL. How's your morning going?
>>63288 I a very sure there is some Korean TV series about this. They seem to all be about desperate people willing to do anything for money
>>63298 I guess 2AM is technically morning, though I haven't just got up. Still not great, still trying to stay positive.
>>63300 I'll burn a rose for you.
>>63294 Wasn't there a series that shows she is legit cursed by a goddess?
>>63295 I know that Shikigami invoked by Onmyodo can sometimes be used to possess animals and people, not really sure about more than that.
>>63302 It was a demonic incel curse by Fem Mephistopheles
>>63300 For what it's worth, I hope things get better quickly.
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>>63273 The Fourth Magic from Val's Fate Stay Night Jump, or The Sanctioned Action from Kill six Billion Demons would let you destroy the very concept of futa from existence once you get good enough, so no one could ever even imagine it anymore. That's how I've been doing it anyway.
>>63277 I'm not sure he actually played Infamous before, during, or even after he made the jump.
>>63277 >>63308 It’s just oldjump things.
>>63306 I appreciate it. It's just general depression flaring up, rather than any specific event or misfortune. Don't really wanna blogpost about it.
>>63310 I know that feeling all to well, and it sucks. I'll send a prayer your way.
>>63257 I hate you
Chainbutt everyone becomes a futa. Including (you), especially (you).
>>63317 Go back Savin.
>>63283 Sure thing, Dick.
>>63317 But I like futa on female not futa on futa.
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Driving home from 4th of July sucked. Multiple people crashed in the middle of the highway to the point they just closed it down for a few exits, and then some dumbass crashed on the fucking detour and they closed that down too. So how was y’all’s weekend?
>>63321 Wet and rainy, but nice. My dog didn't like the sound of fireworks, but he was fine hiding on my bed. Ate really well
>>63317 Nah, it's femboy or nothing for me.
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>>63321 Sleep schedule flew out of my hands, otherwise normal. Have a Priyanka. >>63317 Hell no.
>>63317 Sounds boring, no thanks. Only futa with no women is just dull, variety is the spice of life afterall.
>>63321 >So how was y’all’s weekend? Random start of a sore throat and hella congestion, may or may not be linked to shaving a chip of tooth off a couple days back. Could be better, but distracting myself with a side chain and the mental equivalent of some junk food. Might get some orange juice later to help kick sickness in the dick.
>>63230 I hope you do because the hypocrisy later on just pisses me off. Such terrible writing.
>>63324 >Have a Priyanka. Based.
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Jump:Justice League Unlimited CP:1000 Background: Drop-In Species: Human Age: 25 Starting Location: London Perks: >Picturesque [Free] >PG-13 Brutality [Free] >I'm Actually An Alien! [Free] >Take The Controls [Free] >Gifted Intellect [100cp] Power Source: Spiritual [100cp] Jumper is possessed by countless human and animal spirits which he can invoke to borrow their abilities and even temporarily strengthen them. Superpowers, Skills, & Abilities: [+400cp] >Survival [50cp] >Investigation [50cp] >Diplomacy [50cp] >Tactics [50cp] >Multilingualism [50cp] >Acrobatics [50cp] >Escape Artistry [50cp] >Stealth [50cp] >Marksmanship II [100cp] >Melee Combat II [100cp] >Martial-Arts II [100cp] >Animal Mimicry [200cp] >Super Science [400cp] >Magic [400cp] Items: >Costume [Free] >Advanced Personal Weapon [100cp] Spiritual weapon that can shapeshift into all kinds of melee and ranged weapons. Drawbacks: >Alternate Universe [+0cp] >Mental Instability [+300cp] Jumper can lose his sense of identity t the spirits and be influenced by them, occasionally losing control, can be suppressed through regular meditation. >Rogue(s) (Gallery) [+100cp]: x3 I've been reading the Five Ghosts comics where the MC could call upon certain spirits to empower them, so I essentially made my own variation in DC with a much larger variety, being able to essentially to show immense mastery in every skill by calling upon the appropriate spirits, which does include spirits proficient in all kinds of super sciences and also a note worthy magic user, also animal spirits to manifest their traits as desired. With the caveat that accessing the minds of so many people distorted jumper's own sense of identity and he has to deliberately work on remaining his own person through meditation and journaling his own experiences to call back on them, also in order not too always fall back on magic, I wanked that the magic user is pretty evil, so using too much of his power is corruptive to jumper's mental state, making him mostly use magic in small scale to supplement other abilities or mainly only in short burst and emergencies Jumper would probably become more of a low-mid tier mystical heroes, and hang around those circles. Anyone got recommendations what a hero name? Also ideas for the rogues would be appreciated.
>>63330 Toritsuka Reita Dark Flame Master NRON QSR
>>63213 The fact there's no magic world or anything makes this feel uniquely depressing. Like, a guy who laments his own life and the choices he made more than anything made this to imagine a world where his existence doesn't suck cock.
>>63330 >Also ideas for the rogues would be appreciated >shaman who enslave spirits to use like pokemon, and is now after yours >asshole shinto like monk who believes all spirits must be banished from this world
>>63330 For a rouge, how about a evil exorcist? Commonly good this one chooses evil to hoard all supernatural power to himself? As for name, if you don't want to go basic bitch like legion/ghost legion how about ghost force?
Considering doing a warden Chain, where the Warehouse is one big prison and my "companions" are actually villains that I've managed to capture. Suggestions on what Jumper should do with these captured prisoners?
>>63332 What'd you think of Cain?
Buckshot Roulette stream at the top of the hour: https://youtube.com/live/mvWOaH4RnvI?feature=share Age of Wonders 4 stream in about 3 hours: https://youtube.com/live/imGd2wOVF94?feature=share >>63336 Super community service.
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>>63319 >Dick. How did you know my irl nickname?
>>63336 I don't fucking know, Sex?!?! Is that the answer you wanted to get? Because it'll be what you get. Just joking there, though to give you a serious answer i'd suggest trying to give them some therapy so they can grow and become better people, reform instead of abuse type shit.
>>63336 Does the companion system even gel well with the prison gimmick? Like, if you just keep 'em locked in there then it's either boring because you have a bunch of characters basically off the board or a story that may as well not be about a jumper since they'll be more of an antagonist to whatever's happening in the warehouse. Catch and release is pretty out as well since you lose the value of longterm companions by just sending them home after rehab. And life imprisonment/execution's kinda out too since the former funnels back into the first loop and the latter's like the second one if you're on houserules or impossible by old logic because of the respawn clause. Though the second issue's got a secret special option where your 'rehab' is a different program entirely (read: conditioning/mindbreak) which is just a different version of why a jumper since at that point you'd be doing villain bs with extra steps.
>>63339 >How did you know my irl nickname? It's so big it's known across the globe, so of course it'd be your nickname.
>>63340 >spoiler nigga what kind of gay steven universe shit is that.
>>63343 I was more meaning how, whichever Nordic country it was, does thing for their prison system, i'm pretty sure they've got the least amount of repeat offenders per capita because of it.
>>63339 I'm in your walls.
>>63345 What an awful existence that must be, stuck in the walls in the favela listening to an Italian man pound off to pngs on his computer screen.
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>>63345 Why are you in my balls? >>63342 Thanks :D
>>63340 >>63344 NTA, but anything short of torturing criminals for sport is actual, unironic cuck shit.
>>63317 Fuck no.
>>63337 I dunno, I didn't read it.
>>63352 Fair enough.
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>>63317 Deal.
>>63317 . . . a chain is a chain I suppose.
>>63354 Where is the dick? How do you fuck that? How can she use her hands?
>>63321 >So how was y’all’s weekend? Hot enough that I spent most of it in a daze. Still not as bad as last week though.
>>63356 The giant robospider is something she’s plugged into, she can just step out when not in combat.
>>63358 Make sense. Where is her giant cock though?
quick strim
>>63338 >Buckshot Roulette You're surprisingly good at the gamba.
>>63359 >Where is her giant cock though? Retracted.
>>63359 It's detachable and currently inside that anon.
Buckshot Roulette stream done. Won on the first try somehow. I guess RNGesus was on my side today, plus already being familiar with how to play the game. Tackling the last of Age of Wonders 4's last base game story scenario at 3pm. Links here: >>63338 >>63346 >>63348 It's horrible. Take out your trash. >>63360 >>63361 I honestly expected it to take a few tries, hence why I scheduled it for noon for a few hours of cushion time.
>>63338 >>63364 Buckshot Roulette good.
>>63341 I could do something with rehabilitated (indoctrinated) prisoners being treated as regular companions. Or just do it half-and-half from the start where only some of the companions are designated prisoners. Or I could just go full corruption and unleash my prisoners in return for more privileges and potentially freedom. I think there was a Power Rangers villain with that as their gimmick.
>>63365 Would you prefer it to be flopping in the wind?
>>63364 I do not consent to you touching my balls. Please go away.
>>63364 The hell kind of defibrillator heals getting your head blown off with a shotgun?
>>63369 May I?
>>63368 She is on a mecha. There should be enough place for it.
>>63369 >pic Never consider buying the Switch 2 ever. Don't be a fucking loser cow.. >>63370 A fan theory is that the shots are blank, and it's the machine that is killing you Please forget that at point blank, it would still do big damage.
>>63370 The kind that exists in a world where God lost the game to the Devil. Or something.
>>63372 Here you are. >>63375
>>63345 9anon, btw, try to save your pyros. Tomorrow we have Seia banner, it gives you 100 free pulls total (10 each day with double during the weeked). After that there's a double rate banner with 3 meta units and blue fes. Those are super awesome banners that will increase your students a lot. >>63371 Well, if you insist...
>>63376 Make more sense. Thanks. Nice cock and boobs. God I hate that we have that much threads.
>>63377 >Well, if you insist... *Picrel but it's your balls being held up**
>>63379 Now that's a sex goddess.
>>63373 You WILL buy the Switch 2 and you WILL pogface in your shill Youtube video over the new Zelda and Animal Crossing. Your masters at Nintendo demand as much of you.
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>>62844 >>63115 >It's true Neat. >>63230 Teach him the Niko style, got it.
>>63383 He doesn't need it
>>63382 I spit and piss and shit on Nindento. I'm at this from just buying a Switch and hacking it out of spite. ...I have a Switch Lite you see. Man. I'd like to play DS games on my 3DS but I just can't, I must have messed up somewhere.
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Why are sex droids so rare in the Star Wars universe? How hard do you think it'd be to modify a "clanker" into one?
>>63386 You're deranged mentally ill freak and you fuck machine
>>63386 They've got cloning tech and science to help with mental conditioning. Why would you want a hardware solution for wetware emulation when you can just have the wetware solution?
>>63386 Good question actually. They make clones for war, but sex droids is too much? Weird. Though I'm more thinking about Nier Automata than... that.
>>63386 Look up Human Replica Droids, there you go.
>>63387 Yes. >>63388 Wetware could never match up to a hardware made for that task. >>63389 They do exist it's just incredibly rare and there are some Nier Automata style gynoids out there as well. >>63390 Oh I already know they exist, still surprisingly rare.
>>63391 Well, nice to see you own to it. UNLIKE CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE I COULD NAME
>>63392 >UNLIKE CERTAIN OTHER PEOPLE I COULD NAME You talkin' 'bout PA?
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>>62053 Oh hey, yay build. …I have the sudden desire to play this game in lunatic mode and add booster effects to the items.
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I might pull a funny and have my Mothra make the Stepford Cuckoos one of their Shobijin units. Now I just have to find other comic book unit characters...
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>>63393 The one in back, the way he acts Look at him, you must see it too Doesn't it strike You as the very image of someone we know? Isn't he so Like certain people I could name?
>>63390 >>63391 Nowhere as hot as the Automata ones, but hey cool.
>>63382 Before or after they brick you for no reason
>>63398 Meanwhile Brazil of all country is starting to fight. Go Go Ricardo!
>>63399 IF YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR A CONSOLE THEN YOU SHOULD BE ALE TO ENJOY FULLY THE CONSOLE AND THE GAMES IN THERE, NOT BE RESTRICTED TO INTERNET CONNECTION OR SOME OTHER ARBITRARY SHIT. ONE SHOULDN'T BE LOCKED OUT OF IT JUST BECAUSE SOME EXECUTIVE AT SHITENDO WANTED TO JINGLE HIS WILLY THAT DAY. IF THEY'RE ACTUALLY JUST CHARGING FOR LENDING THE THING THEN THEY SHOULD SAY SO LIKE THE FUCKING JEWS THEY ARE I fight for justice and cute anime girls.
What are the chances of us getting a not shit Dune dupe?
>>63317 Jokes on you, I'm into that shit. A chain is a chain, man, I'm not picky enough to turn one down as long as it's not absolute misery or leading into an unavoidable bad end or that kind of thing.
>>63401 When (You) make one.
>>63401 What are the chances of any jumps from that list will be made? >>23502 That's what I thought.
>>63400 Ubisoft has in the eula that they can deny you access to any game for any reason or no reason at all and youbare required to burn any physical media you have if they decide to deny you access.
>>63405 >"DESTROY YOUR COPY OF THE GAME YOU BOUGHT!" -Ubisoft >"No." -Players and the Government
>>63405 Hello Doomer.
>>63405 That's not how ownership or licencing works. Then again, we live in this era where enough money makes laws, so I guess its just a matter of time.
>>63400 But not sexy anime girls smh. Oh hey, basic logic too!
>>63401 Pretty sure Reddit or SB have some that aren't half bad, at least the one based on the old RTS game aren't half bad. They have some about the actual books but I've no read those.
>>63405 eula's are entirely invalid as contracts as no matter what they might try to write into the front of the start screen you don't read them, they know you don't read them, and they are presented after the purchase has been made.
>>63409 sexy anime girls are also cute anime girls. you lose again, sherlick homeless
>>63412 This girl is more sexy than cute.
>>63413 That's an old hag, not a girl.
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>>63317 As the resident futafag this would actually be kind of boring if literally everyone was futa. Need at least some men/women to dom. And now I want an Nia jump. Thanks for that.
>>63415 >And now I want an Nia jump. Thanks for that. As the resident futafag you know what to do.
>>63414 >That's an old hag, not a girl. Aren't you an old hag?
>>63402 >Responding to hours old bait Drown yourself
>>63414 And she is sexy. Your point?
>>63417 Finish literally any of the twelve other jumps im supposed to be working on?
>>63421 Make it thirteen.
>>63416 Yeah but they're not girls anymore >>63418 >Aren't you an old hag? Retard ESL
>>63421 My vote is to work more on the next big booby academy jump.
>>63424 ...Isn't that finished?
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>>63424 >booby academy Meh
>>63425 That was the first one, he's making one for a sequel. >>63426 Hey, if they make a loli academy game I'll be right there to shill for that instead, but sadly that is but a dream as of yet.
>>63421 I only know two off the top of my head and i'm sad about both, Futa Elf & Ankoman Astolfo though I think you gave up on that claim a long time ago
>>63424 >My vote is to work more on the next big booby academy jump. Where's my big booty academy huh!?!? Where's my thick thigh's academy!?!? WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT BOOBS!?!?
>>63422 Excellent comeback. However, no. >>63424 I actually did that this weekend. The mom origin is proving to be a massive pain to work with because they get zero screen time that isn’t them getting ducked, and about one line of lore on them for every other scene. >>63425 There’s five. Or seven, arguably
>>63429 Because tiddy is superior
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>>63429 >thick thigh's Shut the fuck up, Yuuka. This is why Noa's always cucking you.
>>63427 Then say booby academy 2 at least you dumbdumb. THERE'S A FUCKING SEQUEL?! >>63429 Because, retard-kun, asses and legs are always drawn good so it's a non issue. >>63430 >There’s five. >Or seven, arguably WTF?
>>63432 >>63433 Stay mad
>>63430 >I actually did that this weekend. Nice! Good luck with the MILF options, side hoes are always a pain to come up with stuff for. >>63435 >Then say booby academy 2 at least you dumbdumb But I said the NEXT booby academy, implying a previous booby academy. >WTF? The power of booby.
>>63433 >pic I remember that cringe ass manga where the author threw a bitch fit and made a shit ending. The usual.
>>63435 >Because, retard-kun, asses and legs are always drawn good so it's a non issue. What a stupid thing to say.
>>63437 I thought when you said next, you meant a next kind of jump to be honest. >>63439 Using one of the very rare bad example doesn't help your case bitchbitch.
>>63438 How did it end?
>>63441 MC being bitchless and abused.
>>63440 >>63439 Post at least 3 good legs in the series.
>>63440 I think auto correct or my eyes screwed my post. *I thought when you said next, you meant a next UPDATE.
>>63442 Did the hoes just not get punished either then?
>>63435 There’s ero magic big booby academy, ero app big booby academy, there’s succubus big booby academy, there’s maid big booby academy, there’s bunnygirl big booby academy, and then from the previous iteration of the company there’s also legally distinct ero appli big booby academy and idol big booby academy Lots of boob schools.
>>63446 ....Why not make a jump for ALL of them?
>>63446 Do the boob-deficient have any educational options?
>>63445 Not all the hoes. And really, those hoes are just nothing at this stage. They are subhoes, or sidehoes.
>>63443 No. >in the series Your bait ain't helping, or didn't you read what I said? "Using one of the very rare bad example doesn't help your case bitchbitch"
>>63446 Please focus on the sfw jumps, you've done nothing but nsfw for a while now.
>>63450 Post the legs.
>>63452 No. Fuck off.
>>63451 But how is he gonna get attention for jerking off when the thread made to hornypost is dead and no one goes there?
>>63453 Yes.
>>63451 Meanwhile, my list stand ignored.
>>63443 Easy. The Prisma trio all have good legs.
>>63457 As stated before, please post the legs.
>>63457 He'll ignore it. Don't feed.
>>63459 Post legs.
>>63447 Not my style. Which is a smidge painful at times, but eh. >>63448 Public education. Or magic boob growth pills. >>63451 I haven’t actually picked up any new sfw properties in…. A while. The biggest thing I’m paying attention to irl is Star Rail, and I’m not stupid enough to work on that for the next few years. Unless you want me to revisit the terrible matrix jump I made ages ago and include stuff from the fourth movie, I guess?
>>63461 Weren't you going to update the Sonic Movie jump?
>>63457 I was actually going to post some Raita, just to troll him and people who got a hateboner for the artist but figured eh, he isn't worth it. I swear it's like those anti-NTR zoomer.
>>63461 Now I still vote for the titty school, but Harmony of Dissonance IS still Jumpless.
>>63457 This works for you?
>>63461 >Not my style. Which is a smidge painful at times, but eh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ZqSlrCVcE I get it's a you thing, but when it's fucking 5 thing, you are just slowing, if not stopping yourself hard, on top of screwing yourself up. >>63464 >spoiler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuXF9PgRmsg
>>63465 >This works for you? A bit hagish compared to the Prisma trio, but yes, yes it does. >>63466 Soshiro Hokkai is secretly a frog poster confirmed.
>>63464 Actually there was an amazingly not-shit jump for it on Reddit, so as far as I’m concerned that one is covered.
>>63468 >Reddit I swear I'm gonna kill someone.
>>63468 Sad.
>>63461 >Unless you want me to revisit the terrible matrix jump I made ages ago and include stuff from the fourth movie, I guess? Update your Gamer jump.
>>63467 Nay. It's the frog that is a Sohiro Hokkai poster.
>>63462 Yes but to no one’s surprise the guy who contacted me wanting to collab has kind of vanished. Again. I’m cursed sometimes. >>63466 I will make a die monster jump. >>63472 Is it dead yet?
>>63474 >I will make a die monster jump. I will kill you and then myself.
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>>63475 You sound like you like listening to Blink 182, too young to be posting here
>>63476 Says the "Take off your pants" guy.
>>63407 I wish it was a joke
>>63476 >Blink 182, Arent they old as fuck now?
>>63476 Now those are some nice legs!
>>63475 So what you’re saying is Die monster?
>>63481 If your actually going to do that, I would like to request a drawback that forces you and everyone else to flub and repeat lines constantly, like those videos where an entire group chat tries to coordinate saying it.
>>63406 My dad works at blizzard, if you dont pander to the big corpos you want games to die. You are a terrible person. I know cause my dad works at blizzard. this is a joke
>>63481 Gib Persona 5 Royal joomp.
>>63483 My dad works at Nintendo, and I'm going to have him brick your Xbox!
>>63477 What magic does the condiment wizard use? Saucery >>63479 Shut up
>>63481 We now get to live. >>63484 Why not Persona The Phantox Shit while you are at it? God what an overhyped trash P5 is.
>>63487 He said a bit ago that he was going to make a Royal dupe.
>>63481 Make a Blue Archive jump
>>63489 >Make a Blue Archive jump Why you won't take a shot at it? And it is nice to see you Ric I wish you well.
>>63489 We have one you fucking retard.
Oh nooooooo! We've hit image limit due to SPAM! Now NO one can post their jumps! Thank fuck we don't have that problem anymore
>>63491 Make another one >>63490 Hello there anon, nice to see you too
>>63486 Huh apparently they were 20ish when they started. In 1992.
Do waifus like having giant anime boobies?
>>63484 Oh yeah that exists. I should finish that, I got stuck grinding in mementos and just outright never did the final battle with therapist-san.
>>63496 >Oh yeah that exists You really should look at your wips.
>>63496 You also said something about Mariomon on tg, and WoL gave suggestions on the jumpmaking thread.
>>63496 You also forgot Super Mario Galaxy
>>63488 I pity him for saying that. Seriously. >>63489 Don't we already have one? People threw a bitchfit for the stupidest reason.
>>63501 We can always have two or three
>>63502 DID SOMEONE SAY SEVEN MORE SKYRIM JUMPS?
>>63503 I can't believe Todd Howard is in these threads.
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>>63503 I don't see why not
>>63503 I'd like one that offers the museum from Legacy of the Dragonborn but that seems like a bit much.
>>63501 What happened?
>>63503 I mean I dont know of many settings where the hero eating souls is considered a good thing. Goes well with my being a sith too. I could force crush a dragon I think. Could at the very least slam them to the ground. And thats not even talking about my starfighters. Huh Im gonna have to go to skytim next.
>>63498 I refuse. Old suck doesn’t interest me, I’m only into new hotness. >>63499 >>63500 Don’t kinkshame me like this.
>>63503 You joke, but some sort of on again off again groundhog decade Skyrim chain could actually be a fun read just to see how done jumper ends up by the last 2 or 3 go-rounds before an unfortunately not-Skyrim endjump.
>>63509 >BLADE doesn't realize his generic jump replacements are stuck in the wip folder >He just claimed all of his wips are trash
>>63510 After a while the dragonborn stopped going to word walls and just started transmogrifying dragons into thomas the tank engine to relieve his boredom.
>>63511 I mean, if they’re aren’t jumpable, then yes, by default they kind of suck. Also >me >making more generics lol.
>>63507 People didn't like how the jumpmaker did it using a playthrough. Which I assumie is just an excuse to not have "coomershit".
>>63513 I wasn't referring to you making generics, merely making replacements.
>>63357 >Pic She's FAT
Favourite monster origins? Spitballing chain ideas.
>>63512 Macho Man Randy Savage is an obscure Daedric Prince who has taken to corrupting innocent dragons the same way Molag Bal distorts the noble form of dragons by...adding forelimbs.
>>63519 >Sheogorath both approves and feels disappointed for some odd reason he can't explain
>>63518 DxD dragon.
>>63513 you're deranged generic-jump making freak and you fuck cat Now make another zelda jump
>>63521 I meant, like, full origins with perks and stuff not singular species picks.
>>63516 Oh. Nah, those are mostly done. Almost everything that wasn’t just from a random oneshot has its own jump these days.
>>63523 Oh. Well they may not be the most powerful monsters, but both the Monster Hunter World and Monster Hunter World Rise Jumps have really neat lines for that.
>>63523 I like the Bugster and Worm species in the Kamen rider jumps.
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So we know that older means batter at cheaper and easier to do in Fate. What if someone from the Age of Gods used Magic from the Age of Gods to try making a Holy Grail?
Are werewolves "furry"?
>>63527 Or you can go to the far future in Angel Notes and be the ORT of making Holy Grails.
>>63527 >So we know that older means batter at cheaper and easier You mean except when it doesn't?
>>63528 Depends on the setting
>>63527 Making a lesser grail is piss easy since it's just a bunch of mana shoved in one spot. Making a greater grail would probably take like a weekend or something.
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>>63527 Damn these cups are provoking me! Damn brats, seducing an adult! Need correction!!!
>>63528 Worse. They're Gilnean, who are British, and their disease comes from the dudes who say Vishnu Allah.
>>63523 The Oddity origin from Monogatari has some fun stuff.
>>63533 Shouldn't you punish the adults?...
>>63527 >Older means better in Fate Hags can't stop winning.
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>>63533 Based.
>>63536 He's a pedophile
>>63537 Except when it doesn't.
>>63533 Sorry, i had forgotten that you and Shard are Blue Archive players. Would this be more fitting for your sense of modesty?
Ric is blackmailing me into working on Blue Archive by promising a Persona 3 jump. What even is blue archive?
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>>63541 Expired lolis Ew >>63542 Gacha game about being the only competent schoolteacher in a massive school city thing, IIRC?
>>63542 We already have a blue archive jump and Ric wants another?
>>63544 Seems so.
>>63542 >promising a Persona 3 jump. ...Here I make a list of actual good games that people can enjoy, and you go for fucking Persona 3?... Jesus Motherfucking Christ, did you put your standards in the WC while taking a shit? Seriously I'm not saying you SHOULD do jumps from malist... but it's depressing when people seems to prefer shit. >What even is blue archive? You are teacher in a military school for superpowered women.
>>63546 I actually tried to make him do 5R but he’s only ever played 3 so close enough.
>>63546 I don't know who you are nor have I ever seen your list but I promise that your list is garbage lol
>>63547 >5R Again, are your standards in the WC? Did you got a diarrhea that made you vomit and shit your standards?
>>63541 This image portends irresponsible marriage and family-building.
>>63542 Don't we already have a Blue Archive jump?
>>63550 Kind of crazy that the least Ilya of the Ilya is Chloe.
>>63549 Are you just now figuring this out? >>63551 Seems so.
>>63551 We do but ric needs more cheese pizza so here we are
>>63553 There are good standards, niche standards, bad standards, shit standards, and Fate Persona standards. You don't want to get on the last one.
>>63554 Is it wrong to want to see Ric make the jump specifically so one of the OCs can have "Pineapple" in the option name for the memes?
Yo, how's everyone doing? I turned 38 today.
>>63548 It's almost certainly the retarded, subhuman ESL who posted this >>23502 . It's funny , because even in that thread, you can see him get triggered multiple times over the notion that someone might not consider his taste in media the be-all end-all.
>>63557 Halfway through building a chain for the ol' "4000 points but only ten minutes to make a build" chainbutt when I realize that most of the jumps I used were pretty short so I just buy half the jump with no real difficulty.
>>63542 >What even is blue archive? You're a teacher to magic schoolgirls with guns. There's a lot of gang violence between classes, or something. I've not actually played it, it's all meme osmosis.
>>63557 Happy birthday dude! I'm doing good.
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>>63552 It honestly makes too much sense, Miyu would want to copy Iliya because she's her best friend and has no ability to from her own sense of taste. Chloe meanwhile is the repressed memories and emotions of Iliya gained sentience would obviously want to solidify her own identity to distinguish herself from her original self.
>>63558 I mean I could poke fun at all the shit taste he has (and there is a LOT to make fun of), but seeing how many times some form of SMT was listed I'm betting he's an assblasted SMT fan who's pissed that people like Persona.
>>63557 I'm in a terrible mood because BLADE want to force Ricrod to make a jump for fucking Persona 3 and 5R. That's a lie, it bother me, but the terrible mood it for things outside of the thread. Happy Birthday.
>>63557 Well I ended up sleeping all day and I'm kind of fucked because of that, but I feel good physically I guess. Happy Birthday.
>>63562 You do realize that Miyu is an AU Ilya right?
>>63542 Ignore him please he's being a moron we have a BA jump and it’s also relatively recent, I think he just forgot about it and is doubling down because aforementioned being a moron.
>>63558 >>63563 I like how my passion for games are used as some form of proof for the SMT/Persona war, I'm feeling really fuzzy inside.
>>63566 Are you sure about that? People being occasionally born with that wishcraft/Child of God thing is already a (admittedly very rare) thing. Merem Solomon was one if I remember correctly.
>>63321 >So how was y’all’s weekend? It's too fucking hot.
>>63569 Unless I lost a braincell, which is likely, or forgor another specific thing about Fate, which is also likely, yeah. Miyu is an AU Ilya.
I'll never play Blue Archive but you guys posting memes about it are alright.
>>63571 I mean her circumstances are similar, with them both being kids used in a grail war as a grail, but Illya was intentionally cultivated and designed through eugenics and alterations to be a grail, where Miyu is a kid born with those qualities that was then taken to be used for the same purpose. Like, they fit neatly into the same role, but I don't think they're really AU versions of each other the way other characters are to each other.
>>63557 Eww why are you here unc? Don't you know this is a skibbidi rizz zoomer fantasy? Go bacy to paying off your mortgage.
>>63383 >Teach him the Niko style, got it. John doesn't need it. What he needs is someone to give him emotional support and affection because Sera alone is not enough (and because of Asslo, he loses contact with her for over a month whilst increasingly getting broken down so when he finally DOES lose it, he has zero lifelines to keep him from going utterly nuts). The guy completely hates himself and his power (it is actively addictive and drives him crazy when he indulges, which escalated to the point he beat up most of his old school and caught the attention of the Authorities which ended with him getting toetured and mindbroken into compliance for half a year) so he actively rejects Wellston and its hierarchy, but hes forced back in against his will because literally nobody in-setting can fathom someone who /doesn't/ want to flex his powers over those weaker than them.
>>63570 It's fucking 13°. I dunno how it's possible, we have been told it'll be hotter.
>>63557 Happy birthday. Slept for most of the day because of the fucking heat so I'm a bit groggy. Going back on the UnOrdinary binge and getting something to eat.
>>63564 Oh neat, I would enjoy another P5 jump. >>63574 Don't make me get my belt.
>>63555 >Fate sucks >He says to the man who made four fate jumps Are you just figuring this out now?
Im kinda unsure if it makes sense but it seems like my jumpers default start in each new jump where I go drop in (which is often) is plopping down with my spaceship as a traumatized child soldier backstory. I didnt even mean for it to happen but it keeps repeating. I have to assume my AI believes its part of how the transfer between worlds works by now. You guys have any quirks to your chain? Any suggestions for where to go to break this?
>>63578 >>63579 Yeah well Fate and Persona suck. They also have the same problems
>>63546 >Here I make a list of actual good games that people can enjoy Haven't seen it. Don't want to see it. Rather than bitch at people for liking things you don't like, why don't you just take your own damn list and make jumps for it?
I have a question about a drawback from the Avatar Jump: >The Perfect Face (+300) - There's something there, just out of the corner of your eye. Something about your face calls to it, and now it hunts you, safe in the Spirit World where you cannot reach it. Not always, but often enough, it lurks behind you, waiting for you to show any hint of emotion. A smile, a frown, even a tear - anything is enough for it to tear the face from your body, leaving nothing but blank flesh. Blind and senseless, you'll be given one last choice - abandon your face and peacefully pass away in your sleep, or hunt it down, hoping to catch it before ten years pass and you're trapped here forever. >senseless Does that mean my Jumper wouldn't be able to see or perceive the world at all with his five senses? Like would my Jumper lose his echolocation abilities, his Wolverine tier smell, and his seismic sense abilities?
>>63527 The greater grail was made using a thousand year old homunculus as a base, using mysteries a thousand year older than that, to replicate a true magic with partial success. this isn't some random modern magecraft. The Einzbern also generally seem to be an exception to the rule, as their magecraft just keep improving with Illya being their most powerful homunculus yet. Anyway, I seriously oubt AoG magecraft would make it easy, if you consider Medea's position in FSN, where she was barely able to temper with the grail, much less be able to replicate it, despite having weeks to prepare and essentially infinite mana on a high class territory. Even with all that she only managed to summon a wraith as a fake servant without a true noble phantasm and he could not even move alongside her, needing to be bound to a certain area. An even the command spells she made were just cheap inferior copies. Like dont get me wrong, it should be possible, but it would still likely require some high quality materials. Like we know for example that Enkidu can use their body to become a grail. If you're skilled in Alchemy, maybe consider going with creating a super high quality philosopher's stone instead. That probably could replicate the function of a grail, given the Moon Cell uses them too(though obviously in such advanced ways you couldn't fully replicate, but something minor could work)
>>63583 You be ded
Oh it’s just the ESL Fate dude that will take literally any and all mentions of Fate to start crying about how much he hates it.
>>63528 yes, because people who want to hook up with them unironically use the word 'knot'.
>>63586 Not this shit again.
>>63582 >tfw you see his list and its literal shit
>>63588 Literally the same broken english all the time whining way harder than anyone else about Fate. Sorry for having pattern recognition but it’s been actual fucking years and even other people used to call it out too before he decided to stop doing it so frequently. Literally used to be called Fate schizo or ESL schizo or Shits anon.
>>63589 He does have some good games on there, he just acts like a faggot.
>>63584(me) >>63586 if you mean me, I like fate and dont really complain about it
What the hell even are space pirates in Metroid? The concept of a space pirate is pretty self explanatory but they're also scientists?
>>63591 Most of them are mediocre JRPG slop, however. And very few of them are great.
>>63593 Its like how Samus is a bounty hunter but never hunts a bounty
>>63592 Not you dw.
>>63557 Happy birthday, grandpa. Thanks for making me feel younger by comparison.
>>63593 Man they jus be down on dey luck. Obvious they only stealin cause whitey wont let them havs enough money to study. Im sorry, ironheart has made me extremely annoyed with any "scientist thief" I see anymore.
>>63593 They're an actual species called Space Pirates. I'm assuming it's because of racism
>>63593 It's actually a race. Yeah, Space Pirate is a race.
>>63590 That can't be right. Ridley and Kraid are part of the space pirates and they don't look anything like the lobstermen
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>>63601 The Pirste leaders are probably from different species entirely, given we see other Space Dragons like Ridley in other media - at least one of which isn't evil at all. Given that Mother Brain became uncontested leader of the Space Pirates originally and how Dark Samus usurped full control over them, the Space Pirates genuinely just follow whoever is the strongest and most blatantly evil.
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>>63598 It's just a matter of framing.
>>63602 Have your bones started unionizing against you yet? Mine have.
>>63601 Lore from Metroid Prime is that they intentionally experiment on their unborn children in the hopes of producing new Pirate Genomes, essentially looking for beneficial mutations.
Odd ask for reasons I will not disclose; jumps where monsters/aliens that look like mass production eva wouldn’t be out of place?
>>63607 Ben ten
>>63590 Yes yes, here's your cookie. Been months since I haven't bitched about it.
>>63607 Cthulhutech?
>>63609 So you bitch about it every day then?
>>63611 He really isn't beating the esl allegations
>>63566 She doesn't have bigger tits, everybody knows that AU versions of people always have bigger tits.
>>63609 Idk why you even try to pretend it’s wrong people have been telling you for years just how fucking easy it is to pick you out because you always have broken grammar while always crying about the same topics.
>>63605 Thankfully no, probably because I've never done sports so they don't have much to complain about.
>>63615 I assume you aren't fat either then. They'd have plenty to complain about if you were.
>>63614 Nigga, I just... I just said that Fate sucked that's it. What kind of pattern recognition do you get from that? Or me saying that Persona wasn't that good that made you mad?
>>63615 Martial arts were great when I was younger. Now Im paying for it.
>>63617 It’s not that you say Fate sucks, I have plenty of shit to say about it too, it’s that you just do not shut the fuck up about it.
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>>63586 I don't see Shard anywhere.
>>63617 I doubt anyone cares about your opinions on Persona. People care that you're a parasitic subhuman who keeps belaboring jumpmakers for prioritizing their interests instead of the garbage that you like.
>>63159 Considering how kickass the magical tents were I honestly would consider asking the Elves to remove my bed in hogwarts and then set up one of those tents. You get your own private room, and your own bathroom.
>>63542 >Persona 3 jump HELL FUCKING YEAH. >>63557 Happy birthday! Also, doing well, since my wi-fi is no longer randomly fucking dying every ten seconds. It's no only randomly fucking dying every ten hours!
>>63557 Damn, I thought I was the oldest person in these threads. You've got me beat by four years.
>>63624 Pretty sure we've had some people in their 50s and 60s before.
>>63619 >>63621 You guys are tiresome. You are just determined to shitpost. >belaboring jumpmakers for prioritizing their interests instead of the garbage that you like Now I'm just sad, I never did that, except as a joke and always made it clear that people just looking at them would make me happy.
Kinda need to find a jump where I can pick up a slave to practice my spells on. Nothing painful or harmful, Im shooting for subtle manipulation style techniques and would end up freeing them when I leave the jump. Any suggestions?
>>63624 Im 36 myself. You arent the oldest.
>>63624 You have a seat at the council of elders but we do not grant you the rank of oldest. Now sit down boomer.
And now he's lying and crying >63404 >What are the chances of any jumps from that list will be made? That's what I thought. >63456 >Meanwhile, my list stand ignored. >63487 >Why not Persona The Phantox Shit while you are at it? >God what an overhyped trash P5 is. >63546 >...Here I make a list of actual good games that people can enjoy, and you go for fucking Persona 3?... Jesus Motherfucking Christ, did you put your standards in the WC while taking a shit? >Seriously I'm not saying you SHOULD do jumps from malist... but it's depressing when people seems to prefer shit. >63549 >Again, are your standards in the WC? Did you got a diarrhea that made you vomit and shit your standards? >63555 >There are good standards, niche standards, bad standards, shit standards, and Fate Persona standards. >You don't want to get on the last one.
>>63627 Baalbuddy. Just put out an add for an elf practice dummy who will be payed in dick, You will have a wealth of applicants.
>>63624 Most places I go on the net I'm the oldest, it's good to know I'm not alone in my advance years here.
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>>63584 >if you consider Medea's position in FSN, where she was barely able to temper with the grail, much less be able to replicate it, despite having weeks to prepare and essentially infinite mana on a high class territory. Even with all that she only managed to summon a wraith as a fake servant without a true noble phantasm and he could not even move alongside her, needing to be bound to a certain area. An even the command spells she made were just cheap inferior copies. So around the same amount of time and resources for a Mage that wasn't trained wrong ON PURPOSE (as a joke).
>>63557 I have realized something terrible, I'm 4 or 3 years younger than you.
>>63626 In addition to what >>63630 pointed out, here is a jumpmaker asking you for basic elucidation >>25077 on why they should look into the settings you want made into jumps. Here is your response >>28070 "just trust me, bro, fuck you for questioning me".
Can't you guys just give it up already?
>>63636 Give up what? Jumpchain? Talking?
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If yall want a shit take to complain about, how about this. Celestial Forge but it's just all of the perks and items from Zelda jumps.
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>>63620 I’m still waking up internally bro, I haven’t run into a new hyperfixation to get ornery about and the new Indra event is relatively by the books. >>63593 They’re pirates in space anon, I assume they need a scientist to figure out how some of their salvage even works. >>63580 Things of sufficient power, know-how or general weirdness can move between the time membrane between jumps, and certain characters are the same character doing different jobs/in different reincarnations/etc. This is why Ahti recognises me in both Finnish myth and Alan Wake, and also why entering into a “sworn wuxia brotherhood” with Lilith occasionally results in monstergirls procedurally spawning into my life when I’d really rather be building superweapons. >>63557 I’m actually hyped to get older so I can start looking how I feel inside instead of everyone thinking I’m more cheerful, successful and in control of my life than I am. It’s not just hot but humid so going outdoors is basically like being slowly boiled alive. The good news is I’m currently indoors. The bad news is I’m going back to the conference mines to listen to yet another company insist everything is fine and if we all clap our hands and believe hard enough the line will keep going up. Extravagant, sometimes AI-powered corporate propaganda aside the best thing I’ve seen all week is the look on some managers’ faces when they were clearly unprepared to defend why JLL has a branch in fucking CHRISTCHURCH of all places, mainly because they foolishly assumed that like the other south east asians I’d never been to Christchurch. >>63542 >What even is blue archive? An advanced precursor civilisation attempted to gain control over deities of mystery, fear and natural phenomena by quantifying it into storable data, which incidentally turned them all into cute girls with varying amounts of guns. This apparently drew the attention of a hyperdimensional entity names the Chroma, bringing the near-end of civilisation. You are now the last adult who isn’t a lolbertarian, and unscrupulous costumed wizard-scientist trying to become a hyperdimensional being yourself or something equally unhinged, and the seemingly amnesiac gods-turned-lolis are in awe of your basic paperwork skills and headpats. >>63527 Uh, we’ve seen it. Repeatedly. There is usually little meaningful difference, mainly because a Holy Grail-tier construct is already sufficient for most magical purposes. The difference is how EASY it is for someone from the AoG. Gil had a spare one just hanging around his vault to give to Kingu. Ishtar can use the Venusian Texture to turn a racetrack with Servants on it into functionally a Holy Grail. Some seething cunt nearly drowned the world in an Angra Mainyu-like deluge by BREWING TEA really hard. Basically the main difference is that instead of needing some obscure magical theorem and a terrible sacrifice, in the AoG people can make Holy Grail (equivalents) just by being sufficiently zealous, excited and/or autistic about what they love to do all the time. >>63483 >My dad works at blizzard Tell him he’s not allowed to redeem Xal’atath.
>>63638 Zeldafags are the Disney adults of gamers.
since there's so many of us in our thirties, I just wanna say is anyone else freaked out by getting a prostate exam in a few years? I don't want a wire up my ass
>>63641 >prostate exam Not at all, I shall simply save my money and gamble my life in exchange for my dignity.
>>63638 >Celestial Forge My only interaction with this is seeing SB Worm fanfiction. I am disquieted.
>>63641 I'll tell your doctor to shove his fist in instead.
>>63640 They will hate you for telling the truth. But Sonicfags will breathe a sigh of relief for staying out of the line of fire this time.
>>63542 Don't actually go through with it Ric is being a retard again. Our current BA jump is only like a year old.
>>63640 Welcome to current year, where Nintendo gamers pay the same price as Disneyworld tickets.
>>63640 You put into words what I've been feeling for years, thank you
>>63641 I will just get an appointment at a woman doctor then I dont mind.
>>63640 I always thought pokefags was the disney adult of gamers.
>>63645 Sonicfags are the Dreamworks adults.
>>63630 All jokes and exactly one mention of Fate. >>63635 My friend, I'm not going to spoil the games, especially when the guy asking in my view passive aggressive. Discover the games yourself, you have internet, you have life, you have time. And I didn't want to make a post too long, because that's unpolite.
Perk to leverage a monstrous body or shapeshifting really well in your melee combat?
>>63557 Hey, someone of my generation Finally an actual adult here >>63542 >What even is blue archive? Gacha about cute girls with guns Tons of guns Story-wise (You) wake up confused and with a hangover to some blue-haired chick telling you about cryptic shit and then wake up again in the Academy City of Kivotos. Kivotos is an independent city-state created by joining a fuckton of schools and governed by the General Student Council, whose president (the blue-hair chick) just went missing amidst some other issues. You're here as the member of SCHALE and work as the sensei (not really a teacher, more like a general advisor, you don't teach jack shit). Most of the stories are helping/guiding students as they go around in their nonsense. Hell the Blue Archive title is a pun on the words for Seishun (youth) and Monogatari (story). The whole place is fun, like dumb fun in all levels. Very first story arc starts with you going to the mad max part of the city to help a downtrodden school that has fallen victim to capitalism and 5 minutes in the main group is robbing a bank, then the next arc has two brainrot gamers finding a world-ending robutt and converting her into another brainrot gamer. Hell there's a whole arc about hobos. Its kinda like Toaru but more balls to the wall, less magic and more guns.
>>63647 Remember how there was endless bitching from nintendrones about the Switch 2 and they still went out and bought that shit in droves?
>>63652 Make the jumps yourself, you have internet, you have life, you have time.
>>63640 It has to be Pokemonfags, every year or two they pay for the same experience with the only difference being the price
>>63653 There's a perk in The Force Unleashed that lets you easily mix your abilities into combat.
>>63654 Why are you trying to beg for a BA jump when we already have one?
>>63638 Anon that's a thing that already exists. I know of at least two. The Celestial Holocron is just Star Wars, and the Celestial Spellbook is just Harry Potter. From what I've seen it is to keep powers thematic and make sense inside their own universes, so you're not a psyker and completely trivializing Harry Potter or something. >>63643 I've read a few (always curious to see if anyone pulled my perks and what they did with them, before I realized nothing I made was in the Celestial docs) and they're kinda mid. There's a few that aren't so bad but generally they die pretty early or just become loops of explaining a perk long enough and what you wanna do with it to 'roll' again and repeat the process. Forge is probably the better one due to the fact that it's usually not a straight power upgrade since you have to build stuff, but most people kind of rush through that. Grimoire scales way too fast and people don't realize they need to slow it down.
>>63641 I'm more scared about my money. Honestly if I felt good, it'll be a relief, because it mean it actually work.
>>63652 >I-I w-was only pretending to be retarded, so ha!
>>63657 Console fanboy fags in general. I have never seen such a rabid group of idiots who will not only slurp up any slop shoved in front of them but they will also attack anyone who says anything that could be critical of their beloved multimillion dollar company.
>>63638 I’d take that as a power. Especially since Zelda Jumps includes the Zelda Cultivation jump.
>>63661 >money Bro my retirement is completely fucked because I've never had a job and I'm in my 30s.
>>63665 The fuck? Why didn't your parents kick you out/strongly suggest you get a job?
>>63639 >Basically the main difference is that instead of needing some obscure magical theorem and a terrible sacrifice, in the AoG people can make Holy Grail (equivalents) just by being sufficiently zealous, excited and/or autistic about what they love to do all the time. Is that how Kojirou managed to learn True Magic?
>>63659 I want another. Current one seems serviceable but after playing the game I feel like its too shallow to properly convey how fun the setting and story are.
>>63638 What the hell is celestial forge
>>63665 No choice but to gamble. >>63666 >Satan suggesting getting a job nice try
>>63669 >Long ago Red made a list of crafting perks and items >At some point some guy made a Worm fanfic using that as the altpower >Cue containment breach
>>63666 Extreme helicoptering and enabling. I didn't know how to do the fucking laundry until like 4 years ago.
>>63652 The recommendation of some retarded third-worlder who can't even consistently use English properly is not a compelling enough reason for adults with lives, jobs, families, and other responsibilities to throw away hundreds of hours on random JRPGs and then several dozen hours making jumps for them. Especially when they most likely have other properties they're interested in. For example, there are thousands of ACTUAL classics that we don't have jumps for, just to name a few off the top of my head: >Blood Meridian >Book of the New Sun >Conan the Barbarian >Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser >Gods of Pegana >Gormenghast >Hyperborean Cycle >In a Glass Darkly >The Island of Doctor Moreau >Les Liaisons Dangereuses >The Luck of Barry Lyndon >The Manuscript Found in Sargossa >The Moon is a Harsh Mistress >The Road >Solomon Kane >Zanoni So, if you EVER, under ANY circumstances, complain about not having jumps for any of the trash on your list before you complain about not having jumps for the dross on your list before complaining about not having jumps for anything on the list I just provided you, you're a hypocritical retard with no taste or curiosity and deserve to be made a mockery of.
>>63671 Disgusting
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>>63638 >>63669 >>63671 I will find whoever did this. I will find you. Ì̵ ̨̧͠W̛҉I̴̴̢Ļ́̕͡L̸̕ ̡́F́҉̢̛I̵Ń̴͞͡D͡͏̷̕͝ ̕͞͞Y͠͠Ò͞͝U̷̴̵.̸̀.
>>63666 Shitty parents will helicopter and shelter you to the point you're completely incapable of doing many things because they refuse to let you learn basic life skills. >t. guy who literally had his attempts to convince them to let me do job hunting shut down because "you wouldn't know what to do"
>>63656 I cannot create, I'm genuinely shit at it, so I make a list, hope people at least play and enjoy them, hope even more that jumps will be made. That's it. This is will be the last post I'll make about that discussion. You guys are determined to have some sort of moral or cultural highground while refusing you could be wrong or mistaken.
>>63669 Originally a list by Red of all the crafting related Perks they could find. Someone saw it, came up with a fic idea (you get 100 CP and a 'roll' on the table to randomize it every X amount of words), it got popular, and a lot of copycats happened, and then people started doing it with other jumpchain perks/items besides forging. The ones I know of: Celestial Forge - Crafting Celestial Grimoire - Magic Celestial Menagerie - Pets Celestial Bordello - Sex Celestial Dojo - Fightan Celestial Reliquary - Items Celestial Holocron - Star Wars Celestial Spellbook - Harry Potter I'm sure there's more.
>>63665 Same there actually. Well I do have some problems. >>63676 Sounds familiar.
>>63678 The stories are really hit or miss.
>>63675 At least it isn't Essence Meta which always ends up as a Highschool DxD fanfic though somehow also has several reddit jumps now.
>>63672 >>63676 >>63679 What the actual fuck? You mean you weren't kicked out at 18? I thought the 30 year old manchild living in momma's basement was a myth. Literally never met a single person like that.
>>63653 Naruto has this perk >Taijutsu Specialty: Inhuman Martial Arts (100NP) - >“Taijutsu isn’t really one size fits all. The same style might be applied differently from one shinobi to the next. Likewise, some styles can only be employed by particular individuals, like those with extra arms, or summons. Those with an inhuman or abnormal physiology may purchase this to expand their martial prowess to cover these additions, or have their style based on such things. Perhaps you as a summon know the style of your clan. Maybe as someone modified with extra arms you know entirely different punch combos than any normal boxer. Not useful for average human body archetypes. Higher levels of Experience do little beyond what the base Taijutsu Specialty assures. However, you’re more likely to acquire more complex and fearsome techniques that make use of that strange constitution of yours as you get to higher levels.” Personally I like taking it with the Sage Transformation/Sage Most combo.
>>63677 >determined to have some sort of moral or cultural highground while refusing you could be wrong or mistaken Ironic
>>63678 ...now I'm wondering what you'd call a Pokemon themed one, since that definitely has enough jumps for a dedicated Celestial. Celestial Master sounds like a mind-control focused document. Celestial Pokeball? >>63680 True that. Reading a Mass Effect Forge one that's really kinda meh, but I wanted a creation/building focused fic after reading a Subnautica fic.
>>63682 >You mean you weren't kicked out at 18? I've heard about that, but I've never actually met someone who experienced it themselves.
>>63682 >You mean you weren't kicked out at 18? None of those guys but my parents actually love me, so they aren't making me look for a house in this market.
>>63682 Nta, but outside the Western world its fairly common to live with your parents until you're married or find a job far away. Hell I have a cousin who just moved his wife into his family home after he got married, they even have kids while still living with his parents.
>>63682 Maybe in the city thats a thing but in the country you basically live with your oarents till you get enough cash to buy your own place. Lived with mine till I was 30ish. Then bought my property.
>>63682 Never seen anyone get kicked out at 18, seems more like a TV thing. I couldn't even drive until I was like 25 so that obviously wouldn't have worked well. I do technically live alone now, but that's because my mom moved out with her new husband and left me the house.
>>63678 >another Grimoire >Debauchery - more Sex >another Sex one >a Cooking one >a Genetics one >one that's only Free stuff from jumpchain >WORM >Warhammer 40k <an entire subreddit that probably has more developed outside of any dedicated jumpchain community I almost shudder to think what'll happen when the Celestial collections inevitably gets abstracted another layer of CYOA web game out...
>>63677 >I cannot create, I'm genuinely shit at it, Yet you're too retarded to reflect on if this impacts other areas of your life. Despite being too incompetent to create, you're somehow convinced that your taste in media is beyond reproach, to the extent that other people shouldn't even question the assumption that something you have listed deserves to have a jump made of it. If you cannot provide even a paragraph of reasoning for why someone should work on a jump, why do you expect them to throw away dozens of hours to make a jump consisting of tens of thousands of words?
>>63497 >fourth pic Please tell me this isn't what it is.
>>63689 Honestly at least one of her kids has lived with my grandmother her entire life out in the country. Either due to continuing education, bad life choices, or health issues.
>>63682 >>63686 To add - when I brought up how much money I'd need to rent an apartment or something, my parents outright mocked my attempts because it costs something like upwards of several thousand dollars just to do so. And they've adamantly refused or ignored any time I've brought up moving out or laughed in my face over it, despite constantly threatening with kicking me out. I've mostly stopped caring and just save up money quietly (which they still beg me for, even as they're wasting millions of dollars on a house in some literal shithole they don't even need).
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>>63682 Dad decided to go away. Mom died. I had a "job" so to speak. And I have some handicaps. And I'm not living in a basement. I don't have a basement.
>>63686 >>63687 >>63690 It was less kicked out and more made aware that it was time to move out. Also charged rent until I did. It's not like they put a boot to my ass and kicked me out the door, but it was very much understood that it was time to get out of the house. >>63690 >Couldn't even drive till you were 25 Are you unironically retarded? Or are you just in one of the big cities where having a car doesn't make sense? Everyone gets their permit and starts driving at 15. At least around here.
>>63675 You are not Red. You are White
>>63668 don't think you're going to get that from blade unless your idea of fun is whatever was going on in blazblue
>>63691 Wonder if any of mine are in the other sex one. Also I had an idea for a Cooking one once but I gave it a shot privately and realized I cannot write a convincing cooking scene. I also made a brief parody of it for something not related to Jumpchain but bad rolls killed it. I get the appeal of writing them because of how many different ways you can take a story depending on what you get plus gambling is always fun.
>>63667 Yes. Unironically yes. It’s not just limited to True Magic either, in LB7 Beni-Enma learns how to perform the Azrael NP merely by training with Gramps. >>63682 It’s very different in Asia. I had to fight to get OUT of the basement.
>>63639 So could you reach the Root by just summoning a Servant and just going on goofy misadventures?
>>63695 I found that its easier to get a home loan through plaves that sell houses (generally places that build them like double wides and stick builts) than it is to get a loan from a bank.banks want 20 to 30% down nowdays. The house builders just want to sell a house. They will get you a loan.
>>63698 >Are you unironically retarded? Maybe? But seriously, my mom panicked hard whenever I made the tiniest mistake driving and it made it impossible for her to teach me, and I didn't really have anyone else. Plus driving scares me. Even with my license and a vehicle I don't drive much if at all.
>>63698 Nta, but I can't drive at 26 because I live in Germany and getting a license costs like 2k and a lot of time I couldn't spare while at school/college and trains/buses are decent enough here.
>>63660 I really have no right to criticize what writing people like and what not. Jean Grey is still a waifu to me so I've given away all ability to call something mid and I recognize this.
>>63703 Every Divine Spirit has an innate connection to the root regardless of their origin, so uh…considering the case of Faker proves Servants can become Divine Spirits in the right circumstances? It’s legitimately a non-zero chance even if you don’t summon Ryougi or BB or something
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>>63643 I mean, makes sense. That would honestly be my default assumption just because Worm is everywhere. You could always set it somewhere else, like Fire Emblem or Castlevania if you wanted. >>63660 I'm not anon, I'm Cthulhu. Also, sounds cringe. >>63664 Cool. Castlevania or Fire Emblem? >>63669 Once upon a time Red made a list of crafting perks. Then pic related and someone used that list as their si's power.
>>63682 Most families don't kick out their kids at 18 unless they fucking hate them or are in a situation were its the only option. Usually people here just stay with their parents unless they have reason not to (pursuing a job in another city, or just needing /wanting the space and having enough income to justify it). Very few move out just for the hell of it. >>63693 It is. >>63700 There are ways to deal with BLADE
>>63698 I'm nearly 25 and I can't drive either. Mostly because it costs too much and because the only opportunity I would have had to learn was when my mother decided it would be wise to try and force me whilst I was being drowned by college work on a scholarship where lsipping up even once would have ruined me. And fuck that.
>>63682 Not counting college I lived with my parents until I was 30-ish, but I also went straight from living with them to buying my first apartment with no time or money wasted on renting in between. Also I didn't live in the basement, I lived in the guest bedroom thank you very much.
Need to choose a jump after firefly. I wonder if I coukd get together colonists to go to a new world there just up and leave their weirdly big solar system and colonize a new world. Give them a few gonk droids and replicators to power everything and make supplies.
real talk how many of us NEETs have something besides a single mom
>>63706 Huh. No offense man but that sounds pretty shitty. It seems like what I think of as pretty normal, at least for my area, is pretty far removed from what life is like for the rest of the thread. Live and learn.
>>63712 >buying my first apartment You mean condominium?
>>63701 >but I gave it a shot privately and realized I cannot write a convincing cooking scene. Just get a skill or perk that lets you bullshit the doing and write about how it worked out despite all logic to the contrary. Or do like the one meme earlier in the thread did and explain it poorly on purpose to provoke a reaction from whoever else is watching them do the meal prep. Silly as it is to say, there's plenty of ways to have a character do a thing for a given scene without fixating on the thing in question even if it seems backwards to have it play out that way.
>>63716 Eh, tomayto tomahto. It's mine and I've got the deed and the mortgage to prove it.
>>63713 Mass Effect has plenty of places that you can colonize. >>63714 I have a Guinea Pig that thinks its a turtle.
>>63682 Judging by these replies bro has just never actually met anyone and is likely projecting too.
>>63714 I have both parents, but I may as well have none because both of them are awful and have been mocking all my efforts whether in school, my social life, or just my inability to process certain cues due to high-functioning autism since I could read. And my mother has been threatening me with being put out on the street and starving to death "the moment she shuts her eyes" since I was 12. Incidentally, she was also threatening me with getting raped to death in prison by Bubba around that age, due to me lashing out at unrelenting bullying and having no outlet for all the anger inside me.
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>>63708 What if i DON'T want to get jumped by random cuckmages seething about their wife's boyfriend's eugenics program being invalidated and just want to have goofy misadventures?
>>63717 Yeah but doing that every time is kind of silly. >>63715 An imagination game about being an all-powerful interdimensional traveler attracts people with less than stellar lives, go figure.
>>63722 Tell your servant to murder them horribly and to creatively spread their remains across the clock tower. You can have your goofy misadventures while everyone else shits themselves in the background.
>>63702 I have a legally acknowledged father. Trust me, it’s overrated. The only reason we haven’t killed each other is because we mutually find each other not worth killing. >>63722 Uh then do that?? Nobody’s stopping you (except the Counter Force whenever it decides to prune shit). That’s why Astolfo did at the end of Apocrypha I think
>>63723 True. But in an ironic twist, I don't think I've seen any of the series about "Hey, eat you some of this epic fucking meal right here!" actually bother to go particularly deep into the actual cooking beyond the truncated cooking show insomuch as explaining ingredients/prep to the bare minimum required for it not to just be a jump cut from have ingredients - food's done because they're really about farming the reactions.
>>63714 Two loving parents. They're divorced but they kept it well out of my kid-self's sight and hearing. Didn't even figure it out when dad moved out (house, then city, then state). They're chill now but from what I can gather there were several really tense years.
>>63715 Worth noting that the way cities are build here not having a car is a lot less inconvenient than it would seem. Like I can reach pretty much every kind of store/facility I could possibly need within like 15-30 minutes. Both because of the availability of quality public transportation but also because stores and doctors and the like are just spread out with them in mind. It does suck in rural areas though it you don't have a car.
>>63720 No it just means I'm a bit of an outlier from the thread norm. Which shouldn't surprise me but here we are.
>>63584 >if you consider Medea's position in FSN, where she was barely able to temper with the grail, much less be able to replicate it, despite having weeks to prepare and essentially infinite mana on a high class territory. Even with all that she only managed to summon a wraith as a fake servant without a true noble phantasm and he could not even move alongside her, needing to be bound to a certain area. An even the command spells she made were just cheap inferior copies. > Honestly that's still pretty impressive due to the timeframe the Yggdramillena needed to take just to find out how to summon non Hassans for the assassin class in comparison even if Kojiro was just a wraith of cobbled together souls.
>>63698 I can't drive either. I cannot afford a car and I wouldn't be able to find a place for it. Also phobia. So walking it is. >>63702 They have basements in Hong Kong?
>>63698 >Charging you rent Never happened But I can drive just fine. Was nervous about fucking up someone else's car for the first year or so, but I got over it.
>>63714 I have two cats. A dad I don't talk with often because he is in another castle, and a family I rarely interact with. It feel lonely.
>>63726 Maybe because I read so much isekai where they focus on food prep so that seems important to me. >>63731 Nigga there's land in Hong Kong, it's not an artificial island.
>>63714 I'd have been better off with a single mom than my worthless father.
>>63710 >It is. Goddammit.
>>63729 How does it feel to be the most normie memeber of /jc/ >>63725 >>63727 I mean, I have a dad too but it's more of a once a year kind of talk thing.
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>>63724 >>63725 But the cuckmages have already TRAPPED and BETRAYED my Servant (oiled up) and are banging down my door to make me fuck their wives to continue their bloodlines. What do i do?
>>63738 >What do i do? Fast travel using warehouse. Lead them on a wild goose chase through mexico and eastern europe.
>>63737 Wondering if I really am the normie at this point. Everyone seems to take it for granted that my experience was/is unusual.
Finished season one of the Flash because the Arrowverse jump got me interested. Also when should I lower my already low expectation for CW slop because I heard it gets worse? Also Iris is oblivious as a fucking brick and I hate her. I bet she wouldn't notice if she got shanked
>>63740 Only thing I find unusual about what you said was getting charged rent by your parents
>>63738 You have seen weird fanf >(oiled up) Carry on.
>>63730 Darnic actively needed to modify the Grail to allow for the summoning of improper Heroes(presumably because he was aiming to fuse with Vlad), Medea didn't need to do that since the Grail she was working with was already corrupted. She also didn't mix the servant or anything like that. She tried to summon a specific servant but because the guy didn't exist it just summoned a random wraith instead who fits the legend the most from what he did in life.
>>63677 As a jumpmaker your mindset disgusts me.
>>63740 >Parental Love is unusual
>>63741 If you watched Season 1 and didn't cringe yourself into oblivion already, then you're probably good until around Season 3/4.
>>63741 Season 1 through... 3...ish is pretty good. I think 1 keeps the most consistent quality, but after that, it's all down hill from there and there is only so many times I can hear, "RUN BARRY, RUN"
>>63740 The only thing that stands out to me is your parents charging you rent. Which is awful.
>>63742 Really? Again pretty normal for everyone I know. I was. My friends were. Seems pretty normal. >>63746 My parents do love me. But I was also a grown healthy man. It was time to pay my way. It's the way the world works.
>>63734 >Nigga there's land in Hong Kong, it's not an artificial island It's a joke about China dude.
>>63750 Keep that in mind when they need your organs.
>>63747 >>63748 So season 3 1/2 is where I should lower my expectations lower. Good to know/
>>63731 They’re rare, and usually turned into logistics centres, restaurants and/or gambling dens, but they exist. >>63677 >You guys are determined to have some sort of moral or cultural highground while refusing you could be wrong or mistaken. I resent being implicitly included in this discussion. I experience jumpmaking as a bout of mental illness, or perhaps demonic possession, that I must finish writing to overcome/exorcise. >>63741 >it gets worse Plot aside, the drop in CGI quality is shocking. >>63738 Accept your fate.
>>63752 I don't follow.
>>63754 >Plot aside, the drop in CGI quality is shocking. I mean it's shit by virtue of CW slop but please tell me it doesn't drop to the Ezra flash CGI quality.
>>63755 "It was time to pay my way" "It's the way of the world"
>>63754 >I resent being implicitly included in this discussion You were?
>>63741 Season 1 and 2 is Arrow and Season 1 of Flash are both pretty great. Both fall off afterwards. Season 2 of flash is still decent but you notice the repetitiveness begining and see the writing dipping. A big problem is that Barry can never be allowed to be the fastest, there will always be another faster speedster to be the enemy and normal Villains will constantly escape him or catch him by surprise.
>>63753 "There's nowhere to run!"
>>63754 >Plot aside, the drop in CGI quality is shocking. Obligatory it was me barry joke.
>>63652 None of those read like jokes. At best, there's a bit of incidental mockery.
>>63756 Arguably worse, the Crisis on Infinite Earths event they had for the Arrowverse was almost genuinely shocking.
>>63757 Well yeah. What does this have to do with organs? Unless you're talking kidney donation or something. In which case yeah I love my parents why wouldn't I? They didn't send me out cause they didn't care and I don't resent them for it. As far as I'm concerned it wasn't a big deal.
>>63755 Pretty certain he's making a Coffin of Andy & Leyley reference.
>>63756 It uh. I don’t think it DOES but when you compare it to the earlier season it’s a tragedy. It’s not better by way of having a noticeably superior art direction, it’s more that the Erza CGI put more money into being aggressively ugly if that makes any sense. Late CW Flash CGI just doesn’t try as hard >>63758 >You guys I dunno, it felt targetted.
>>63763 Found one of the clips I was looking for. Straight up Asylum level shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Ii8nbYxhw
I still can't get over how they made Barry and Iris adoptive siblings. Like they both literally call the same man Dad. They even address that this is weird when both Joe and Barry express discomfort when Iris tries to kiss Barry in front of their dad.
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>>63754 HELP ME YOU BASTARD!
>>63764 You say it's natural to pay for staying. Following this logic, it should be natural to pay for an organ. What I'm demonstrating is that I don't follow your logic by using another logic that you don't understand. Because I do not understand the concept of paying to stay with your parents... except it's an arrangement, you pay this, I pay that.
>>63766 >I dunno, it felt targetted. You weren't shitposting or taking a piss on me, did you?
>>63750 All my friends and their siblings live with their parents just fine (cept for the one who lived on-campus for college, but I'm pretty sure he could move back in without a fuss)
>>63769 Oh nooooo, you are going to grab and plow hot women, including those Lip's Mt Tais... what a tragedyyyyy. Behold, La Creature of darkness.
>>63773 >Lip's Mt Tais This unironically kills doesn't it? Like whatever is put in there is destroyed or something.
>>63213 >Menu Screen -Frequency At Will -Options Basic + Detailed Stats Static Stats Level Up Cap Unlock -Inventory Infinite Space Stasis -Equipment Quick Outfit Gear Stats Limited Slots -Save Save Slot Extra Slot -Options 2 Director's Cut -Optional Options Party Skill Tree Mission Achievements H.U.D. -Perks Invisible Help Analyze I was bored so why not, fun CYOA
Reminder that mechs are cringe.
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>>63776 What about magical mechgirls?
>>63776 I've never disagreed more.
>>63774 If Medusa or Shiki can wear glasses to stop their magic eyes, I don't see why Lip couldn't have the same.
>>63776 Yeah, just use drones
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>>63776 Based. Picrel kills the mechafag
>>63774 >This unironically kills doesn't it? Like whatever is put in there is destroyed or something. > Anything put between het tits goes to imaginary space and is really hard to bring back. Ritsuka went there once.
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>>63776 You're deranged mentally ill retard and you don't fuck.
>>63776 How does it feel to have no testicles?
>>63768 >>63771 I suppose not. Apologies if I misunderstood and carry on, the thread is long and when I skipped to the post I read it as a rant against initiative-based jumpmaking in general. >>63769 no >>63768 >western franchises and accidental(?) incest Reminder that Star Wars somehow learned the exact wrong lessons from having Luke and Leia kiss, by having Rey and Kylo kiss and then having the writers swear blind that it wasn’t romantic, honest
>>63784 Nta but you can't even post right
>>63751 is china infamous for its lack of basements??
>>63776 Chicks dig giant robots.
>>63788 For it's lack of places
>>63787 yeah I wanna go to sleep, my mind fog hasn't gone away in days
>>63786 >I suppose not. Apologies if I misunderstood and carry on, the thread is long and when I skipped to the post I read it as a rant against initiative-based jumpmaking in general. No no no, people were just bitching over a joke I made they took seriously, so I bitched back.
>>63789 Silly anon the ground in China is for the Uyger mass graves.
>>63776 It depends.
>>63786 Not even the first time in the Arrowverse. It already kinda happened in Arrow when Tommy Merlyn remarked how hot Thea became and when she later tried to kiss him when she was drunk, only for it to turn out a few seasons later, after Tommy's death, that Thea is his half sister.
>>63776 You're cringe.
>>63792 You started bitching at everyone first then people called you out for being terminally retarded
>>63776 Nyanko and argent disagree, you are automatically correct
>>63788 Like I said we have some basements, but not enough to hoard for private residence use. >>63795 Judging from Supernatural, I guess it’s on-brand for CW writers.
>>>63800 For all it's Supernatural faults, Supernatural actually handled romantic relationships reasonably well.
>>63801 >Shard would like to know your location
>>63801 That's crazy Jumper.
>>63798 I didn't. It was a joke, and you know it.
All I know about Supernatural is that there is a Scoony doo crossover and it makes me wonder what the fuck Daphne did to make her wonder if she's going to hell.
>>63805 She is a redhead. I'm not sorry.
>>63804 Which isn't an excuse, ESL. You've been told countless times that your "jokes" aren't funny, and they're not. Also, I thought >>63677 was to be your last post on the discussion? Turns out, you lie as easily as you breathe.
>>63804 >What are the chances of any jumps from that list will be made? That's what I thought. >Meanwhile, my list stand ignored. >Why not Persona The Phantox Shit while you are at it? >God what an overhyped trash P5 is. >...Here I make a list of actual good games that people can enjoy, and you go for fucking Persona 3?... Jesus Motherfucking Christ, did you put your standards in the WC while taking a shit? >Seriously I'm not saying you SHOULD do jumps from malist... but it's depressing when people seems to prefer shit. >Again, are your standards in the WC? Did you got a diarrhea that made you vomit and shit your standards? >There are good standards, niche standards, bad standards, shit standards, and Fate Persona standards. >You don't want to get on the last one. The only joke here is your list of IPs that you desperately want made into jumps but are self-admittedly too fucking stupid to do yourself so you constantly shitpost about them and then piss and cry about namefags making jumps about things they like and not the things that you like.
>>63807 Notice how he didn't respond to anyone else that replied, only the namefag that didn't have anything to do with the reply chain.
Can you niggas just stop replying to the retard already?
>tfw gotten no progress on jump due to MTG Arena addiction
So, you think I can report them for harassment? Because they are loving it.
>>63807 Anon I think that's enough internet for you today.
>>63812 "Harassment" isn't against the rules on 8chan. If it's too much for you, you can always run to reddit where you belong. That's assuming the premise is even true.
>>63809 Shard replied first.
>>63814 You're right. Maybe out of topic should be better?
>>63812 If you're going to whine about harassment, I'd say all of the shit you said which was quoted in this post >>63808 counts at least as much.
>>63802 Nono, he’s…he’s relatively right. The boys hit some rough patches but by and large it makes sense within the context of the lives they led, and the show was brutally honest about how bad Ruby was for Sam towards the end as well as why he was driven towards her. All the cancer centres around the pseudo-romantic, redneck fujo-baiting, subtextually-homo shite. The actual romance tends to be melodramatic and volatile, but not worth getting enraged about. Except for when they randomly shipped the Meg Masters demon with Castiel, that was just kinda a case of popularity power resulting in character assassination. Well, that and Sam’s mysterious fair faceless woman wife who is narratively obliged to never show her face lest she give Sam/Dean shippers a target for their rage, and who exists solely to give birth to Sam’s son who is symbolically his connection back to Dean in Heaven. Seriously it’s like Sam married one of those SCPs with an anti-memetic property. >>63805 I think Daphne read the Narnia books and remembered what happened to Susan. >>63805
>>63815 Just another blatant lie from you
>>63816 It's not off-topic. Some retard is bitching about jumpmakers and what jumps they've made, and all of the discussion so far has centered around that.
>>63817 You mean the things that are taken out of context?
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What did you do in Lord of the Rings?
>>63822 Ethnically cleansed the Shire, just like Amazon intended
>>63821 As the one who compiled both lists twice, you came in out of fucking nowhere pissing and moaning about persona. The context only makes it worse for you
>>63821 You were quoted practically in full.
>>63822 >pic Isn't he supposed to be in armor all the time? If not being the actual armor?
>>63826 Logic didn't play much into it.
>>63826 To be fair that didn’t save his ass from Huan either, a hippo would fucking wreck him
>>63770 You seem to think they in some way wronged me and I should resent them for it and begrudge them my love. That's daft. They wanted me to learn to be self sufficient, which I am. That's a good thing. Considering some anons have indicated they aren't capable of taking care of themselves due to their parents actions I think I got the better deal.
>>63818 >Except for when they randomly shipped the Meg Masters demon with Castiel, that was just kinda a case of popularity power resulting in character assassination. Yeah Castiel romances in general always felt weird, though actually fitting his inhuman nature, especially given they follow him slowly becoming more human. Though didn't that thing with Meg happen while he lost his memories?
>>63829 >You seem to think they in some way wronged me and I should resent them Sorta. My point was that I didn't understand that, but I guess if it worked out, it worked out. >Considering some anons have indicated they aren't capable of taking care of themselves due to their parents actions I think I got the better deal. Now that's just rude.
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>>63822 I was an elven king whose kingdom had one of the biggest armies around, and had forged The Two Ring. So I mostly trolled the shit out of Sauron before finally putting an end to him for good.
>>63832 >The Two Ring I can tell it was a riot.
>>63831 >Now that's just rude I guess. I'm not trying to be judgmental but I've been taking care of myself since I was a teenager. The idea that you could be in your twenties and not know how to do your own laundry is baffling to me. ...Ya'll do know how to cook right? Please tell me mummies chicken nuggies is a meme. For the love of god tell me that isn't real.
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>>63830 It did, I just feel it was kinda contrived and played into the whole “emotional Castiel punching bag” arc they really loved doing to him by basically torturing Castiel by plot to explain why he didn’t just solve every problem/to get the fujos gushing. Castiel also supposedly got married to a djinn queen offscreen. No clarification on how that ended up at any point. Presumably they’re still married by the end of the series. That really sums up how women are treated on Supernatural (at least in part due to Chuck canonically having issues with women, possibly as a result of residual trauma from Amara): The surest way to win is to be perpetually offscreen. >>63822 >original jump I put the One Ring on a portal-enabled drone protected by the White of Mars, flew it into Mordor, and nuked Sauron before he could react. >SkyrimAnon jump I expanded the goth void spidergirl population to increase the GDP of my underground kingdom.
Why is it so hard to just sit down and write?
>>63836 I'm vaguely sure it's ADHD.
>>63822 I was an apple farmer. I also prevented Saruman from getting a foothold in the Shire.
>>63834 I know how to cook and do my laundry. Cooking is a pain and not really worth it, but I know how to do it. No thanks to dad.
>>63836 It's definitely ADHD. This happens to me often
Age of Wonders 4 strim done. Boy am I bad at the game.
>>63835 Also that poor woman he married while he lost his memories a different time after he released the souls/Leviathans and just became an actually legit faith healer. Like she straight up is never mentioned after seeing her husband smite a bunch of actual demons before leaving.
>>63836 I find the best way is to find something I need to do that I dislike more than writing. Then I procrastinate on that by writing.
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5 posts until ded.
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>>63834 Not any of those anons, but as someone else who had a none starter life, I'm actually a pretty good cook. I go out of my way to try out new recipes, and do most of the family cooking.
>>63841 >Age of Wonders 4 strim done. Boy am I bad at the game. Shame on you. I'm bad at the entire series!
>>63834 All those tendies greentexts and copypastas had to come from somewhere
Thinking about Godzilla jumpers kids is an odd process. Most of them are with comic waifus at this point, so I end up adding spines and Godzilla tails to random characters. This somehow goes well in my head.
coom in doom rope in hope good night /jc/
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