>>65900 Have them fear getting raped, like that one boondocks episode.

Berdley 2

>>65905 I love the meme of the SOUL forcing Kris to date Berdly if they don't behave.

>>65828 Xander Quest. Not that I expect anyone to survive attempting to make a jump out of it.

>>65906 >Kris is in deep despair while Berdley is an extremely happy boy

>>65903 >pic How is the person still alive??

>>65903 Hey OP did you miss with your Old Thread link? >>65899 It implies invisibility tech/magic, at least to me.

>>65888 Is she about to arrest a four armed Majin Buu?

>>65900 make jumper very charismatic and quick to forge bonds with locals, be they friends/allies, lovers, or even subordinates, who are very much not as hard to kill and for whom jumper cares a lot for.

>>65909 Pokemon humans are unironically built different.

>>65900 Put him in situations where his ability to being hard to kill is irrelevant or can be used in weird ways, like being a crime scene investigator using his powers to recreate the murders using himself to most accurately see how they were done.

>Assassin's Creed jump Honor the Creed or Cross to Bear?

>>65915 Both factions are dumb, independent all the way

>>65916 Those are the two exclusive 600cp perks for the Drop-In origin

Thanks for your work, Jannington.

What superpowers do you/your Jumper(s) normally pick up during your chain? My most common one is almost certainly some form of regeneration.

>>65919 Earning every penny I make.

>>65921 So we're just straight-up not allowed to post X screencaps anymore?

What's the best jump to start a harem chain with, in your opinion?

>>65909 Those aren't that big. Humans can fit WAY bigger

>>65923 Hero BBS

>>65920 >Pic Rude, why the question if you already know the answer?

>>65920 Teleportation is my 2nd favorite. My favorite is time stop but I don't always pick it up because it's so OP.

>>65920 The Light

>>65900 Make Jumper an autist whose flat emotional affect, propensity for short and vague statements, and interest in ancient history combine with how they seem unkillable to make people incorrectly assume they're an ancient immortal. The whole Chain is just people involving them in crazy bullshit they assume he knows everything about and he has no clue what's happening or what the fuck all these prophecies are supposed to mean.

>>65915 Sage, the Isu tech is just too good to pass up. Although an Apple might have their version of the Wiki which could be good enough? It's debatable really and annoying, if I had to choose between those two then assassin. They get the good genetics and Kenway really sold it for me.

>>65930 See >>65918

>>65920 Do you consider perfect memory a super power? Because if so, that. If not then a healing factor is always good, or a power that ensures you are in good health / perfect fitness. Honestly early aims for most of my jumpers are just things that will increase their quality of life and some basic survivability. A luck / plot armor perk that prevents death by random chance for example could also substitute for super durability or a healing factor early on. I feel like super intuition / super wisdom would also be really good picks early on since a jumper is going to be confronted by a lot of weird shit on their journey and it pays to be able to able to make good choices early on before you end up screwing youself over long term.

>>65915 might help if you provide the actual text of the perks.

Good, Archive.ph seems to be working today. Or .moe isn't throwing 404s at least. >>65922 Not explicitly, but posting current events stuff tends to get reported.

>>65915 (me) >>65933 Honor the Creed (600CP, Discount Drop-In): The Assassins are dedicated to preserving freedom in all its forms, for to live is to be free. Your ability to move and avoid obstacles is greatly increased, and should those obstacle be opponents, you cut through each one with more ease than the next. You also gain innate knowledge of how to promote freedom, growth, chaos and rebellion. Cannot take Cross. Cross to Bear (600CP, Discount Drop-In): The Templars are an order born of a realization, the world is suffering and the only control is that which we impose. Your ability to control the flow of combat and society, such as by strategy or counterattack has evolved to near prescience. You also gain innate knowledge of how to promote safety, stability, control and unity. Cannot take Creed.

>>65931 Cross to Bear seems more useful than combat parkour for the combat boosting part of the perk. But it's a personal choice based on the other factors as well, just choose which faction you hold a greater degree of favouritism to and pick their version of the capstonne.

>>65935 >>65915 Once again the Templar wins without even trying

Did Naruto have any kind of fish people or underwater city? I swear I remember one of those two being there but I might've gotten it confused with Pokemon.

>>65922 I just figured it was better to snip it.

>>65938 That one guy who was Itashi's partner had gills.

>>65938 It has that one shark dude who I think is part of a bloodline. Also probably fish summons or some aquatic summon, I've no doubts that Uzushiogakure probably had some form of squid summoning scroll to get a bunch of chakra enhanced ink.

>>65938 >fish people Kisame. Don't remember if there was anything further than just him being the embodiment of everything wrong with Kiri.

>>65938 Honestly they did not utilize the shark dude enough. Imagine a village of fish people who live in a massive underwater village, protected by the sheer volume of water you need to get through just to get there.

>>65884 But anon, getting stranded in another world is the cornerstone of the plot. You'll need to figure out a way back yourself, which may be more or less difficult depending on the setting, how the crossover(s) happen, and what's in your build. >>65889 Becoming a Campione in the first place does certainly require you to be in the Campione World, or one of it's parallels, but you start there anyway. If you become a Campione via the perk or the scenario the Rite of Usurpation will follow you, as it will for any Campione you gain as a companion via the doc (buying them or being stuck with them from that one drawback), so you can earn Authorities in other Worlds and in other jumps. If you become a Campione in setting without either of those or bring a Campione with you via other methods it may or may not be possible to claim authorities in other Worlds/jumps, fanwank and/or dig through the lore as the fic never actually got to the point of Shirou and Godou going to Fate to help answer this question.

>>65937 Reminder that humans in AC are a slave race and the templar's end goal is making humans slaves again.

>>65946 >humans in AC are a slave race What the fuck is going on in Animal Crossing?

>>65948 He's talking about armored core

>>65948 Reverse /collared/ apparently.

>>65948 Tom Nook being a jew that's what.

>>65949 Nah it's Ace Combat, Belka are the templars

What are some IPs that just feel like they would be needlessly difficult to balance as a Jump, specifically due to one character having way more/better advantages than everyone else?

>>65948 Old Tom has increase his generational wealth somehow...

>>65951 >Tom Nook is a jew. >Gives the player interest-free loans. AC player character is a jew, confirmed.

>>65955 He's just really bad at it

>>65953 Eternal club outside of that miniature world the became a xianxia the MC has his minions make the MC literally the only guy with powers.

>>65952 Nah its Alpha Centauri. Remember the mindworms?

>>65940 >>65941 >>65942 >Kisame That might've been it. Thanks dudes. >>65943 It would have been pretty cool. Might've just been off-screened though for being so difficult to reach. Like the Uzumaki.

>>65938 There was one girl in a filler that was a fish girl because of orochimaru.

>>65951 >Interest-free house >Allows you to pay it off whenever >"Jew"

I wonder if its a bad idea to transfer my bd units memory over to a new body that has a 5% chance to steal an ability or skill from anything it kills. I mean I plan to move the upgrades to him I made that make him a good slicer and such but having this uograde would be super useful long term

How would you best describe a women getting a lady boner? Like a dude popping one at seeing a very specific kink being preformed by a chic he had a crush on, I can't think of a way to describe it without it coming off cringy. I ask as I'm currently writing a scene between my Jumper's first companion and him, with her catching him doing something that get's her engine revving.

>>65951 >Sells you a house for the equivalent of 10$ and a promise to pay him back "eventually" >Cuts a decent chunk of the loan off in exchange for doing minor errands that let you meet the locals in a positive way >Goes out of his way to get the absolute best workmen he possibly can, able to massively upgrade your home overnight while you're still in it. Nook's a bro.

>>65963 Moist

>>65963 Niagara falls

>>65953 >Pic Couldn't you just make a general perk to be reincarnated with an equivalent knowledge as him in your own class? We did see a lot of variety just without the deep understanding of his own.

>>65963 Getting wet is the female equivalent of getting a boner. You could mention a measurable rise in the room's humidity.

>>65962 I mean, so long as it's loyal and likes you, it sounds like a great idea to me.

>>65955 >>65961 >>65964 Most of the Tom Nook "hate" comes from people being afraid of debt and how you're not given an opportunity to turn down the home upgrade in the original game. Little kids don't understand that a non interest-bearing loan with no repayment schedule is essentially free money.

>>65969 I just worry that it could be a bad influence on the little guy.

>>65970 Being forced into a house purchase and subsequent upgrades is shady af, but Nook just lets you pay it off whenever. I want this man as my boss.

>>65972 He lets you pay it off with grass clippings and butterflies the dude is a saint

>>65971 I guess I can see that. I'd say if you're going to let it see a lot of mortal combat anyway, you should go for it, and just be sure to teach him the difference between acceptable targets and those who deserve a second chance. But if you plan on keeping him out of most fights, then it's likely not worth it.

>>65967 Not really sure what giving them a choice would do since most people would just go with sorcerer since it's basically makes you the best at everything. Stronger than any warrior, better tech than any crafter, enough weird spells to fake a stealth class, and so many spells he might as well be making them up as he goes along. It'd be absurdly hard to justify any other class reaching the same level of absurdity. The problem with IatSK is that the MC was better at almost everyone at almost everything from basically chapter 1, and he only improved from there.

>>65899 Stealth Archery doesn't really work at sniping ranges. It's more like carrying a silenced sidearm. It's also like really hard to shoot while crouching I've heard so Skyrim's presentation is extra misrepresentative.

>>65963 Drooling from both ends.

>>65976 Just need a bigger more magic bow

This might be an odd question but how do you think Priscilla stacks up in Elden Ring? I feel like Lifehunt would be somewhat similar in nature to Destined Death. In theory I feel like Priscilla could be on the same level or even beyond Maliketh in terms of sheer potential but that she's too gentle-natured and lacks the combat training to really be on that level. She can somewhat compensate with her innate ability to become invisible at will and her theoretical dragon abilities inherited from Seath. So she's like a Maliketh who isn't trained in combat but instead leans on hax bullshit like invisibility to crutch her way through fights. Does that sound about right?

>>65975 I don't know anything about the setting, but does the power come from the Sorcerer class or because the MC is overpowered? Would a nameless background character with the Sorcerer class also be inherently better than everyone else from the start? Like, I think the other poster was suggesting that you could split the MC's OP-ness apart from his class. You could offer his "be better than everyone else" as a perk, then also be a Warrior that can somehow bullshit Warrior abilities to outdo other classes at their own specialties.

>>65979 I still hold my schizotheory that Priscilla's dad is Nameless King, not seath.

>>65929 Honestly, that sounds like the funniest way to do a chain.

>>65979 More or less, though it bares reinforcing that she really doesn't know how to fight. Priscilla is maneuvering around her arena at casual walking speed and ruins her invisibility by leaving footprints in the snow. Basically anyone of note in Elden Ring completely runs her over because they're hardened from war and have various skills and abilities honed for combat. Priscilla's greatest application of force would essentially be that of an executioner. Have her behead something after subduing it to let her power do its thing.

>>65953 Cultivator Against Hero Society. Yan Sen is just so utterly out of scale with everyone else that there's basically nothing a jump could realistically offer that isn't just "be Yan Sen".

>>65984 I cast multiple million ton nukes at will is broken you say?

>>65981 Then she wouldn't have dragon traits that would just be the firstborn fucking his sister the outcome would be 100% god.

>>65980 That's the thing, it explicitly isn't his class. The reason he's so strong is that the system usually only gives people a handful of fairly weak and specific skills/spells that can never grow stronger. In contrast, his magic comes from his memories from a past life in another world, one without any kind of system. So he has a functionally infinite supply of skills that can replicate and surpass the capabilities of any other class, and on top of that he has a technique to transform electricity into magic, permanently increasing his abilities to potentially godlilke levels. In fact, it's a plot point that he doesn't need the system's help to grow any stronger, so he just dumps all his points into luck just to see what would happen.

>>65986 I think he's implying Nameless fucked a dragon.

>>65985 Is this the one where you could be a normal human and do that with no cost?

>>65938 There was a filler where it was reveale that Orochimaru use to abduct people in an Island country called "land of the Sea" to experiment on them to turn them into fishman to act as underwater ninja, only a single girl survived and Orochimaru abandoned the project, though one of his former accomplices stayed there maintaining a base and continuing the research and even used it on himself. https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Kaima_Form

>>65986 No, because the mother is a dragon. Not gwynevere. Think about it.

>>65984 For that jump you could just not offer Yan Sen's full power and instead have the Yan Sen perk offer enough talent to eventually reach his level.

>>65989 Yrah, it doesnt use much of your own personal qi. Literally every old master wanted to kill him for creating it.

>>65988 Oh. >>65991 You're actually just fucking retarded.

>>65990 Hearing about Orochimaru's bullshit always makes me think about how it'd be really weird to be a Genin with Body Modifier.

>>65970 >and how you're not given an opportunity to turn down the home upgrade in the original game Several of them, actually. But honestly it's just a really solid way to make the core grind loop diagetic since there wouldn't really be a reason to engage with the world otherwise.

>>65976 >Stealth Archery doesn't really work at sniping ranges. Skill issue >It's also like really hard to shoot while crouching Skill issue

>>65994 Why? Because vaativydia said so?

>>65981 Why not both? >>65979 If Priscilla's Lifehunt was given more lore emphasis than it did, then maybe. As it stands Lifehunt didn't seem to end up being anything significant on a larger scale, just a notably dangerous one-off ability. Also note that Leyndell already experienced entire gank squads of invisible Death-wielding assassins, and instituted anti-invisibility measures afterwards just to counter them. Priscilla seems more like a Black Knife Assassin that traded dex for strength, but with pretty much no training or skill. I don't think even with training she'd stack up to Maliketh, unless she was at it for a LONG time.

>>65963 if your jumper has enhanced senses he could notice the smell of her getting wet, hear her heart suddenly beating faster, see her pupils dilating. If you want to be really obvious she could also bite her lips or play with her hair.

>>65923 Don't Meddle With My Daughter and get a large harem/family

>>65994 The immortality of the Ancient Dragons was sundered by the corruption of life, of desire, but Seath's mortality preceded, and perhaps presaged, the ultimate downfall of his kin, and the further degradation of their descendants. This is because Seath craved SOLAR WAR GOD COCK and thus conceived a plot more dire than the Night of Black Knives. Time did not abandon the Ancient Dragons, it was thrust into motion by the lusts of a depraved scholar, impelled by his need to get FREAKY with his multi-tentacled self and the first and greatest of Gwyn's sons. The Primordial Crystal? A safety measure, the approximation of immortality a necessary step in surviving his DRAGONSLAYER SWORDSPEAR which otherwise would have SHATTERED his delicate CRYSTAL CAVES beyond repair.

>>65983 >>65999 >drag Priscilla all the way through the timeline to Dark Souls 3 >take her into Ariandel and have her trained by Elfriede There you go. Maliketh 2.0.

>>66003 I wonder if theres any way I can get whatever she is as a complete species.

>>65923 I Was Caught up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

>>65920 Invisibility. I like voyeurism. It just works. >>65943 But what if they get eaten by the Reaper Leviathans?

>>66004 You'd have to talk to Aldia about that. The closest I think we got is the Emerald Herald but she's not a hybrid of God and Dragon, she's a hybrid of Human and Dragon. But I think Aldia's whole deal was essentially that he was trying to engineer a species of half-dragon hybrids who would be immune to the cycle of Fire and Dark. So his notes would probably be useful if you wanted to pursue something like that.

>>66007 If I recall he didn't really have dragons. He was trying to make dragons.

>>65992 That runs into the problem that before Yan was even 100 years old, he'd already achieved a level of cultivation that would take anyone else thousands or even millions of years just to reach. Yan is over 2000 before the beginning of the story and is infinitely further along than he was before. There's not enough time for a simple in-jump purchase, even with longer timeframe drawbacks, to take you to his level. Not even mentioning that it's questionable if anyone else even could to begin with - all of his students end up being people with cosmic scale destruction feats and not a single one is ever acknowledged as being remotely in the same ballpark as him. And the strongest non-Yan Sen character (to the point Yan Sen ostensibly can't kill him past his Adaptation and had to use his strongest techniques to even damage) and progenitor of hero society, Henry, just gets completely mogged when it's revealed that Yan Sen can just...make a dozen of copies of him that are equally as powerful as the real deal and could pretty much always have done that whenever. Yan Sen is one of those rare cases where having his stuff be post-spark is the easiest way to 'balance' him against the rest of the jump and not have to worry. But then you still have Henry to deal with.

>>66008 No, the Emerald Herald IS part dragon. Like Aldia actually succeeded at the part where he was making dragons. It's where the whole Dragon Aerie and the Ancient Dragon there came from. But becoming the John Hammond of Dark Souls was basically just the first step in his plan of creating an Ubermensch race of dragon-people who would be completely unaffected by the cyclical nature of existence. The Emerald Herald was his latest foray in that regard but she came out wrong/didn't meet his expectations in some fashion (implied to possibly be because she's sterile). But that's definitely the direction Aldia was moving in before you beat the shit out of him/his weird tree avatar thing at the end of Dark Souls 2.

>>65970 >interest-free loan >no payment schedule >can pay it off by giving him tarantulas I'd kill for a deal like that IRL

>>66011 >can pay it off by giving him tarantulas Friendly reminders they have to be live at time of capture. Haven't survived an encounter against those or scorpions because the music makes me too twitchy to learn the timing and the encounter rate's infinitely lower than bees which can usually be cheesed with a well placed menu pause.

>>66009 So have Yan Sen and Henry locked behind something crazy with the highest level of bullshit being Post Spark?

>>66011 >tarantula wrangling >nigga's actually just fantasizing about doing a normal job feel free to go collect spiders dude, nothing's stopping you

>>66011 Most banks will forgive your loans if you bring them a sufficiently large quantity of tarantulas.

>>66015 If they dont then you obviously didnt bring enough tarantulas

>>66013 Pretty much.

>>65994 THINK ABOUT IT. Do you really think Gwyn would have allowed Seath to roam free after impregnating his daughter and siring a half-born abomination? After exhaling his own son and wiping him off the records just because he was friends with some dragons? VaatiDRONES will look at you, straight in the eyes, with genuine intent, and say that: Yes, Seath is clearly the ONLY white dragon that has ever existed in the world, and that yes, Gwynevere is the ONLY god capable of making babies. That's horseshit, i say! What makes more sense? That seath got up from his obsessive research into immortality to rizz up Gwyn's daughter, or that the known dragon lover banged a dragoness, sired a crossbreed, and then was exiled once his dad found out about the afair, and wiping both of them from history out of embarrassment?

>>66018 She was actually Gwynscilla but got sent to a peaceful land with kind inhabitants after a name change.

>>66009 I dropped the series quite some time ago, what could Henry be that he can compete with a literal post story Xianxia Protagonist? A Saitama expy?

>>66018 I think you're still off the mark; it's obvious that Seath was in fact her parent, but only because Nameless King visciously plowed him until he couldn't spellcast for days as mentioned in >>66002. Think about it. Why do you think the crystals growing in Brightstone Cove Tseldora look so different than the crystals ordinarily associated with Sorcery? The nature of crystals and souls are stated to be interconnected, and the milky-white crystals are obviously the condensation of the myriad souls diffused through the fluid remnants of the Paledrake and the Nameless King's forbidden lovemaking (The Ancient Dragon fossil hidden in its depths is STILL leaking these fluids, which aggregate into a crystal growth underneath it). In fact, the spread of the brightstone spikes mirrors the appearance of Seath's AoE ejaculation attack, and throughout the area are several sources of Curse, a status effect repeatedly associated with Seath throughout the series

>>66020 Mixture of Superman (in terms of design) with Saitama's ennui but at a worse level, since after bringing peace to the world, he grew bored of everything because there was nobody like him in all the universe and nobody strong enough to remotely challenge him. This grew to the point he yearned for death, but his very nature prevented him from dying, so he froze himself until something came along that could either kill him or reignite his passions.

>>66022 Why does he look like Gilgamesh?

>>66023 His backstory is that he's the reason why there are no more gods on his Earth (he murdered Zeus and deposed the rest). Do the math.

>>66009 Nta, but I'd be fine with just having the talent. I'd only be spending ten years there and Yan might get somewhat invested in anyone he noticed with a similar talent to himself.

>>65938 You're thinking of Fishmen from One Piece and Fishman island

>>66025 >and Yan might get somewhat invested in anyone he noticed with a similar talent to himself. Yan's a pretty good dude and heavily obsessed with peace. He's far more likely to show concern and ask what you might do with your power or offer to take you on as a student.

>>66022 >after bringing peace to the world, he grew bored of everything because there was nobody like him in all the universe and nobody strong enough to remotely challenge him My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

>>65935 Templar perk seems wildly more useful in general. Plus promoting chaos and rebellion doesn't sound particularly useful since that sort of thing almost inevitably leads to some of the worst sorts of atrocities.

>>65953 Isekai Smartphone. Incidentally what's "I am the sorcerer king" like?

I kinda have a hierarchy of power for the 4 generals of my navy. Weevil - the weakest one. He's the most physically strong and could be even crazier in that department if he gets a devil fruit, but he has trouble grasping the advanced applications of Haki and can't think on his feet very well. Katakuri - normally he'd be trash compared to all these dudes but after losing so horribly to Jumper and his boys he started grinding his ass off training to the point he has the best observation Haki in the world (at least of characters whose observation has been canonically exposited on) and just generally became way stronger. Yamato - The most well rounded fighter of the 4. She's both the most talented at fighting and her Devil Fruit gives her the overall most well rounded stats. She's also really good with Haki in general. Uta - Is the strongest and most versatile of all 4 of them because her fruit eventually awakened and she can just manifest all her bullshit in the real world and do basically whatever the fuck she wants, but kinda like Gear 5 Luffy she can't do it for that long without passing out. I'm probably investing in getting some sort of energy supplement/sleep prevention thing for her that isn't suicidal like the mushrooms. Her constructs are stronger than in Film Red as she seriously trains in fighting here.

Where'd everybody go?

>>66034 I'm here, what's up?

>>66035 Everyone's gone, man. https://youtube.com/watch?v=IYARQTJZPC8

>>66034 I honestly think the activity levels here are even more inconsistent than back on /tg/, sometimes we're just as active as the good old days others everything grinds to a stop during normally active hours.

>>66034 Definitely a slow day. You're navy bit sounds really cool though.

>>66036 His mum is trying to date the same people as him?

>>66034 I'm actually working on my jump for the first time since early June, I'm in the zone.

>>66040 Ganbatte fren

>>66037 We should've gone back home. >>66038 Don't patronize me. Unless you were sincere, in which case thank you. >>66039 His friend is just matching the same level of bitch as his mom. >>66040 Give me some of that.

>>66034 Workin' on my chain and watching let's plays on my other screen. I know that I'm going to export someone I create with Type Green, but I'm still considering who. 1: SCP Foundation; Team[+300]: None Role[+300]: None Age/Sex: 29/Male Perks[-1800]: Schrodinger’s Canon, Type Green(-600), Crimson Conqueror(-600), Damnation(-600) Companions[-0]: Ticket to Ride Drawbacks[+200]: SCP-0001-a(+100), GOC's Most Wanted(+100) Total: 1800-1800

>>66042 Nah, not patronizing. I just really like Uta.

>>66034 I’m writing up some ideas for a Triune Scriptures influenced realm in Generic Xianxia.

>>66030 Pretty standard LitRPG dungeon invasion story. Though to my knowledge it was one of the earliest ones to make it to webtoon form. MC is an absurdly weak hunter, has a near-death experience and unlocks his memories of a past life where he was a godlike sorcerer from a fantasy world. The hunters in this world are completely under-leveled for the dungeons, so the MC ends up needing to do just about everything while trying to keep the full extent of his power a secret. Pretty standard fair by modern standards, but as I said, it came out right at the start of the flood of Korean LitRPG webtoons that would follow.

>>66041 thanks >>66042 no, mom said it's my turn with the motivation

>>66034 Busy mostly. Already raced my horse girls, about to get my dog's medicine, probably gonna draw more stuff for my chain system stuff.

>>65953 Strangers of Paradise.

>>66034 8chan has been a bit finicky today about alerting me to activity in watched threads, or if any of those replies are to my posts. Not sure if that's affecting anyone else though. Other than that I'm thinking about what Jumps I could work on next and binging this https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6KM9itlQkCQJztsN7DGYLzfs8yyBayCQ >>66042 >We should've gone back home. I personally don't mind the slower pace. Reminds me of the first couple days of the Bunker.

>>66034 Present, just haven't had much reason to post.

>>66034 I'm debating which Bleach brownfu to companion.

>>66034 Working on my chain, and packing for a day trip tomorrow.

>>66034 I got literally like two hours of sleep right before none. I've been vegging out and reading fanfics in between failing to work on Celestial Zelda fanfic.

>>66034 Eaten by Fear.

Your human jumper ends up in an abandoned city and encounters this child in a red dress that offers to bring you to her home that has beer, rock CDs, and retrogames (and coffee if you're Shard). What do you do?

>>66056 I start modifying the local buildings into a geomantic pylon array.

>>66054 It only got a single chapter, but you might find this interesting. >https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/once-a-hero-breath-of-the-wild.805345/

>>66034 I had shit to do IRL. >>66056 I cast Detect Evil and Zone of Truth.

>>66056 Well if it's an abandoned city then there won't be food here, and video games sounds like there's also heat and/or air conditioning depending on the climate.

>>66056 What an adorable young girl who will surely not begin ranting in the deep booming voice of Jouji Nakata/Darin De Paul.

>>66056 But does she have a giant penis. >>66058 I think I've seen that? Or at least something similar to it.

>>66062 How has your jumpmaking been going?

>>66056 Rock CDs? Hell yeah.

>>66062 >I think I've seen that? Or at least something similar to it. Could be, I think I’ve recommended this once before.

We got anything else like Smite Evil out there that is extra effective against evil foes?

>>66063 My what? >>66065 >Modifying the outfit to cover the boobs cringe, let it all hang free

>>66066 Sans' power from Undertale.

>>66056 >rock CDs shit bro, is this female Indiana Jones?

>>66066 Exalted the Solars has one in the drop in tree iirc. You may need the booster.

>>66066 Only the Pure of Heart from Disgaea can make all of your abilities like that.

>>66066 The various Master Swords and Vampire Slayers are pretty Holy Smite capable.

>>66067 >cringe, let it all hang free

>>66060 I know it's still very much a "someday" thing, but will Rogue Trader let you import a ship into the ship? Also, how much, if any, ship customization options are you thinking of having?

>>66056 As long as they don't start waxing loquacious like they've been possessed by the ghost of spicy mapo tofu, I'll settle for being mildly upset there only beer and no coffee...

>>66074 >I know it's still very much a "someday" thing, but will Rogue Trader let you import a ship into the ship? Yes, you'll be able to import a ship into your ship. >Also, how much, if any, ship customization options are you thinking of having? Customization will be fairly limited. You'll be able to pay a fee to fully upgrade the hull/prow and/or the various installed components, which brings the ship up to the endgame player character ship. There will also be a Grand Cruiser option (so Calligos won't have a bigger ship than you) which upgrades it so that it's to a Grand Cruiser what the von Valancius flagship is to a frigate (if you have all three upgrades space combat should be rather easy for obvious reasons). If you elect to not be the player character, and thus dodge the plot, then it will a more normal ship (albeit with some upgrades if you buy the upgrade options) rather than the rather overpowered player ship that can fight small fleets with proper capital ships as a frigate size vessel.

>>65953 Every xianxia.

>>65907 >Xander Quest I don't understand how the Buffy community remains this unhinged after all these years, even after fucking TWILIGHT went out of fashion.

>>66076 That all sounnds cool. Thanks for the info!

>>65907 NTA. I've never watched Buffy, and the only Xander fic I know was that he got sent to DC and he gained the power to create a loyal beautiful female version of anyone he touched. IIRC it was written by the same person who wrote It's A Game Hermione, Enjoy!, which has a jump/gauntlet on SB.

Does Sans Undertale deserve to die? https://lakendacoda.itch.io/underwheels

>>66072 >>66071 >>66070 >>66068 Thank you my friends.

Do we even have a Buffy jump? Or a good place to get an Alyson Hannigan lookalike?

>>66083 We have a Buffy jump, yes. It's one of the most comically overpowered jumps from the olden days.

>>66082 Go forth young hero and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISMPaRYAp4Y

>>66083 We do. It's an older jump, but it has "Once More, With Feeling," which is the best perk in all of Jumpchain.

>>66086 what does it do?

>>66083 > good place to get an Alyson Hannigan lookalike? We have a sitcom jump where you pick her up in How I Met Your Mother. Though she kinda sucks there.

>>66081 Probably.

>>66087 Turns the area around you into a musical, causing people around you to spontaneously break out in well rehearsed song and dance numbers. Supposedly, it feels perfectly natural while you're doing it, but afterwards you realize how weird the whole thing was.

>>66090 Musicals are proto-woke.

>>66091 When everything is woke, nothing is.

>>66092 Nightmare on Elm Street isn't, it's the opposite of woke.

>>66091 Jumpchain is proto-woke. Let's make more jumps!

>>66091 Escapism is meta-woke, what's your point? You should be cutting trees and shooting guns RIGHT NOW instead of arguing on the internet like a little soyboy cuck if you really want to be based.

>>66093 >a rapist pedophile constantly escapes justice and becomes an immortal, reality-warping god who rewrites the universe in his image I don't know about that one, chief.

>>66096 It's because stuff happens in dreams, that's why it's "anti-woke," 'cause you're asleep. That's it.

>>65923 Baalbuddy gives you one waifu for each CP you spend at a 1:1 ratio.

>>66096 I can't believe the Scarlet King just flat out denied the existence of the Epstein list like that, even though he'd previously called Epstein his best friend.

>>66099 Interesting post number in this context.

Morning. Hey, real quick. Can someone help me think of a powerful fictional god that embodies BOTH light and dark, creation and destruction-at the same time?

>>66102 I think Shiva counts right?

>>66102 Bhunivelze?

>>66102 Chuck from Supernatural after he absorbs his sister Amara/The Darkness.

>>66103 Yeah, probably, but Shiva's from a real-world mythology and I was looking for fictional gods. >>66104 Gimme a minute to look them up... >>66105 Not only no, but hell no.

>>66106 Hindus are a fictional religion.

>>66102 Star Wars The Father.

>>66081 For filtering me? Yes.

>>66105 I hate this fucking show so much.

>>66107 Is someone gonna tell him?

>>66109 >Characters keep popping up in the middle of the road and you barely have any time to react, sometimes it feels like there's literally not enough room on the road swerve around them >It gets even worth when you get close to Sans because he blocks your view until the other characters are right in front of you It was kind of a pain.

>>66102 The Moorcockian Eternal Champion.

>>66102 Lord of Nightmares.

>>66112 Why can't these retards get off the fucking road.

>>66102 The Devil from Doom.

>>66083 Any Jump with a custom companion option. Like guys, you can just make up your fucking waifu in whatever Jump you wanna do most. Why does everyone forgets this shit?

>>66108 Not workable, but thanks anyways. >>66113 Looking it up...not exactly what I'm going for, but thanks anyways. >>66114 ...Huh. That...that might work. >>66116 Definitely not, sorry. I think I'm going with the Lord of Nightmares, then. Thanks for the assistance, guys.

>>66118 >he went with the blonde waifu one Predictable.

>>66009 How is that a problem? Just make the Jump, write out the drawbacks, then calculate adding them all up to see the maximum points someone can get and make the perk that price. If people wanna be YanJumper, they can just get fucked by trying to write their jumper surviving the setting if they wanna do it early, and it can be worthless if compared to just doing any other strategy if they're doing it late like most other overpowered options. Honestly the OPM way of doing things is the best approach to it. I doubt most people even take the Saitama Perk in their builds despite it not being that much of a detriment points wise, you can just make an even bigger incentive to not be make a Gary stu jumper by being a bit more extreme, or just bite Gene's flow and make it 2000CP undiscounted and let the power wankers power wank.

I finally got to reading Captain Alatriste and the first book confirms it is in the same universe as the Three Musketeers. Neat.

>>66118 Even in Jumpchain Davoth jobs.

>>66073 Much better

>>66080 I would like a link to this fic

>>66094 >Let's make more jumps! I'm working on it. I just finished 31 fucking racial perks.

>>66113 Technically not a god. Technically. Multiple Eternal Champions fusing together appear to be somewhat less powerful than two of the beings considered gods in their setting.

>>66125 The fuck? What jump are you working on?

>>66125 Hot damn, that sounds painful. Good job anon!

>>66125 >Making racial perks A real Chad just lets the racial option speak for itself. But to be for real, you're a God for doing all that bro, I would probably commit suicide out of sheer frustration if I ever wrote that many perks for one section.

>>66123 Which of these covers you prefer? Also you rather have a jump with pics or without?

>>66080 That dude always writes weird half-porn(and I don't mean softcore, it's just super horny, but nothing ever happens on screen) power fantasies with Belgariad tier dialogue where all the women are cunts, and everyone is shooting Joss Whedon parody banter at each other.

>>66130 The one with the most tits.

>>66130 I like the first one best, but think the second is probably a better cover image.

>>66130 #2

>>66066 Big Eyes, Small Mouth has the Exorcism perk. Which in addition to some other stuff makes your attacks more effective against evil creatures.

>>66130 The first one has characters that I recognize. I've seen a lot of porn of those bunnygirls with halos.

>>66130 2 is good at giving a vibe but not being too busy, but 3 is rife for edit potential so long as you have a program that can do the 45 degree tilt to put custom text in the upper right corner.

>>66130 Number two would work best as the first page.

>>66130 The second.

>>66128 >>66129 It's not as bad as it sounds, the perks already exist so I just needed to rewrite them a bit. >>66127 Witch Awakening. It's a CYOA.

>>66130 2 is the best, 3 and 4 are terrible, 1 and 5 are mid Jump with images is fine, but no real preference. You still need to send me an lp to watch

>>66140 Dammit why couldn't you have made a jump for one of the actually fun CYOAs?

>>66102 I think that one neutral magic god from pathfinder?

>>66142 I couldn't think of a good way to implement land/buildings/laws from Time of Troubles in a jump document. Also I don't know what you consider fun.

>>66111 No one cares Redditor.

>>66119 There is an element of that, yeah. I was also considering She Who Waits Below (from Kult) and Bhunivelze, but the Lord of Nightmares ended up fitting much better. Now I just need to figure out how to make the Lord of Nightmares fit within an Elder Scrolls context. >>66143 Already got things figured out, sorry.

>>66141 >lp Try to stop being homosexual for once. >>66132 >>66133 >>66136 Thanks for the input, seems like most people prefer the 2nd one. >>66137 I can use photoshop to clean the corner and put in there JC or something. Tilting isn't an issue either.

>>66140 My fellow child of Earth this is still a Herculean task.

>>66147 >Rio >That low Its a fake leak

>>66144 For what it's worth, I consider Time of Troubles fun. Though I'd much rather just go to Magocracy directly and kick the blood mageniggers in the teeth. Also Conduit, BONC, Languid Cicada's shared setting, New Observer's shared setting, JRPG Traitor, In The Wake of the Dawn and Honor Among Thieves.

>>66149 You should have known the results would be edited the moment Himari's name got dropped.

>>66150 I think we had this convo before. I'm too stupid for a lot of things like JRPG Traitor, I miss a lot of the subtext.

>>66130 >>66147 You're doing a Blue Archive dupe Ric?

>>66153 I think BLADE was doing the Blue Archive dupe, and Ric was doing a Persona 3 jump.

>>66153 >>66154 I have no idea what the fuck ric is planning right now, honestly.

>>66152 I still find it hilarious that the current Blue Archive jump lets you wield all the power of a high level student...as an ordinary human, with zero elaboration on how this works. Did you do some shit like Beatrice? Are you also in danger of turning into a Terror if you crash out hard enough?

>>66156 It is simply the responsibility of a true adult, anon.

>>66156 >with zero elaboration on how this works. You’re just that awesome.

>>66156 Based af, more jumps should allow this.

>>66157 I'm tired of being told I'm special for being able to do basic paperwork.

>>66105 He asked for a god of light and dark, not BL incestuous fanfiction.

>>66153 No, I'm doing a Zelda dupe >>66156 That's the power of an adult. Without it, the students would rape you.

I just checked the gauntlet folder. DriveAnon put Psycho's update to The Binding of Isaac next to the BigMun version, instead of replacing it.

>>66120 >If people wanna be YanJumper, they can just get fucked by trying to write their jumper surviving the setting if they wanna do it early Attaining Yan Sen's powerset automatically invalidates the entire setting. And the setting's events don't occur over a long enough timespan (the furthest back things go in the hero world prior to heroes arising and outing the gods is 'just' around 600 years) to enable you to acquire his powers. Again, millions of years jsut to reach where he was 100 years ago, and Yan is multiple cultivation stages above that point now.

>>66163 If you find a problem you can make a note and put it in the uploads folder for Driveanon.

>>66162 Which zelda?

>>66165 No problems, I just found it funny.

>>66162 >No, I'm doing a Zelda dupe I thought you were doing a Persona for Blade? Why would he want a Zelda dupe?

>>66168 RickleMyPickle has head problems from the raw chicken.

>>66168 Blade is forcing Ricrod to make a tingle jump

>>66170 Considering BLADE thinks that part of the setting is the devil, Ric deserves it.

Good night guys.

>>66172 Night.

>>66172 Sleep well, sweet prince >>66166 >>66168 I was just joking

>>66174 >pic I mentally started converting that into java as soon as I saw it and then immediately considered jumping off a bridge

>>66175 How do you print "hello world" in java?

where can I buy a mega-corp? I want to follow in the footsteps of Nestlé.

>>66176 First, you have to name the program. Lets go with HelloWorld.java Then, you do this: >Public class HelloWorld { > public static void main(String[] args) { > System.out.println("Hello world!"); > } >} If the name of the program and the main Public Class are not the same, your program will not work. Static means there's no return type, you just execute the code and end the program. Main means its the "central" class. String[] means you have a string array named args, which is print statement in this case. System is an object that represents your computer and out means the output shows up on your screen. Print is obvious, but I usually use println to start a new line every time a print statement runs. Also, the indents mean nothing, its entirely based on curly brackets. I fucking hate coding, why do I always run tech-jumpers and become AI half the time.

>>66172 Night, WoL.

>>66178 >I fucking hate coding, why do I always run tech-jumpers and become AI half the time. Did you know there's a perk in Slay the Spire - Downfall that makes any programs you make get better every time you run them?

>>66180 There's a perk in generic videogame developer that makes your code self-update, too.

>>66180 I dunno what that setting is, but thank you for the perk.

>>66178 >I fucking hate coding, why do I always run tech-jumpers and become AI half the time. You know how coding works and, despite hating it, you know what it could potentially do and become. Therefore you can build off of it very easily.

>>66178 Based https://youtu.be/8Ar1RyVgOw4?si=NPnz0K70RXnemy4-

>>66178 (me) >Static means there's no return type, you just execute the code and end the program My bad, thats void. Static means that the variables (singular in this case) are for the entire class rather than just an instance.

>>66182 Slay the Spire is a very popular card battling roguelike. The main thing to know is that you're serving as an adventurer for the Spire Heart, a literal giant heart that's stuck in an eternal battle against Neow. You mostly get sent to climb the Tower to try to kill Neow, which you'll fail at and then get revived to do it again. It's a difficult game, but if you assume you have all the benefits of the playable characters then you'll be completely safe, since Neow and the Heart endlessly revive their champions to send at each other and canonically will still be doing it a thousand years in the future when Slay the Spire 2 happens

>>66183 >You know how coding works Funny joke. I failed my CS final and barely scraped by with a passing grade (that was hard carried by a far smarter dude in group projects) so I wouldn't have to take the class a third fucking time.

>>66162 is there an uncensored version of the third one

>>66175 >>66176 Eugh, coding. Absolutely a nightmarish experience and I can't say anything even remotely good about it. t. Computer Science major >>66187 Same here, except I managed to pass my first two semesters but basically failed two classes in the third (mostly because my lecturer didn't even bother reviewing or grading the work I had submitted) so I needed to redo my work during the first few weeks of this summer to send in so I could actually get a better grading.

>>66156 You don't just "He's built differently" situations like that when they come up in your chain?

>>66164 There will always be one drawback that requires you to actually fight Yan Sen, so that's irrelevant, and I'm not talking about his power, I'm talking about getting his genius. Your Jumper is not beating the guy he's mimicking with less time than him.

>>66189 Argent, stop stealing my life experiences like a life experience stealing horror monster.

>>66049 >Strangers of Paradise How so?

>>66178 >I fucking hate coding, why do I always run tech-jumpers and become AI half the time The best form of hacking is the lazy hollywood form of hacking where you can randomly dial numbers into the internet in order to take control of planes, cars, and occasionally zap people into some kind of digital world.

What jumps do we have that let us possess people? https://youtube.com/shorts/rvSHRqJChV8

>>66163 I don't know who that Bigmun guy is but his version was pretty good.

>>66167 What's hilarious is the DMC jump right next to the Devil May Cry jump. It's not one for the remake.

>>66196 Pretending your not the same? You're a plagiarizing piece of shit.

>>66081 Finally got that Skelenigger. It feels good to help someone out. Also great ending music, it was really peaceful

>18 50 cp perks >8 100 cp perks >1 200 cp perk >nothing higher >due to the way I did discounts you can get a significant chunk of them free this...might need adjustment

>>66197 >DmC jump That's a good candidate for an April Fools jump. That and Too Many Cooks. It takes a lot to make a stew

>>66199 Why are all these retards standing in the middle of the road anyways?

>>66196 I thought you thought that name was cringe.

>>66200 >>18 50 cp perks based mad man

>>66203 Name might be cringe but you can't deny the talent.

>>66202 Because they're retards who want to ran over and have never seen a truck before, Some tips, Suzie always comes from the left and the stupid rolling snake always comes from the right and is more common

Anyone got a working link to Ilium and Olympos by HDManon

>>66189 >Eugh, coding. Absolutely a nightmarish experience and I can't say anything even remotely good about it. >t. Computer Science major I hit masters in CS and I confirm. I hate coding the most. At beginning it was fun. After finishing them I don't want to even touch code.

>>66206 What's the origin of this meme anyways? I've been seeing Asgore running over every character since the newest Deltarune stuff dropped.

>>66192 Argent wants to be Zagreus so he can steal the Doctor's chain and replace 15 before he ruins the whole show with constant musicals.

>>66209 A twitter user saw this scene and redrew it with him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTApsEoWVlI

>>66211 Any particular reason why? Any reference to in-game events, or just doing it for fun?

>>66212 No Idea I never played undertale, I just found the meme funny

>>66213 Sick, carry on.

>>66212 it's because of a theory that Asore accidentally killed Dess

>>66191 Ah, gotcha. >>66192 The real answer is that multiple anons were corrupted by the blight that is coding. That or we all ended up on the same chain and took the exact same drawbacks without knowing. >>66210 If only. I liked the first one with the Toy Maker, but now all I want is to get back to when Doctor Who treated its villain ensemble, general cast and even audience with actual respect.

>>66216 But Argent, Doctor Who treats Ruby Sunday with so much respect that she is somehow simultaneously the girl who is the key to everything AND an ordinary british girl? Don't you get it, she can give Sutekh glaucoma and remember shifts in time and space triggered by a baby wish god because...because she's just such a heckin' ordinary oik! God, I hated what Clara became towards the end of her appearances but at least she had a noticeable personality. Ruby is just a bad copy of Rose without a sex drive.

>>66217 The only thing NuWho is good for in a Jumpchain context is stompfics. It's basically Marvel and Star Wars atp, a completely worthless setting with infuriating characters no one actually likes or is invested in(remember all the Rey duck suckers and how they never talk about her now? She-Hulk?) enough to consider real characters.

>>66218 >The only thing NuWho is good for in a Jumpchain context is stompfics The way NuWho writes the Pantheon of Discord is so weird, that it makes them simultaneously among the most powerful characters in the setting (simply by having them all be related to the Celestial Toymaker, a no-bullshit Guardian) but also comically easy to defeat as long as you know what their gimmicks are. They're basically made to job to any character smart enough to trick the Goblin King from Labyrinth.

>>66219 This is a symptom of modern writing, a complete disregard for the lore, internal logic of the story, and events which make you question why you even bothered paying attention and caring about the plot. Not to mention heavy retcons which, once again, make you wonder why you bothered paying attention.

>>66220 Honestly nu-RTD's writing is so bad and dependent on "IF YOU JUST BELIEVE IN A HAPPY ENDING HARD ENOUGH, YOU'LL GET ONE", and clearly coloured by the death of his husband that it's exceptionally bad even by modern writing standards.

Who the hell is NuWho and nu RTD.

>>66222 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgGnnN6KmB4&ab_channel=DoctorWho

>>66222 >NuWho The show where a Doctor of unspecified profession travels around in his totally not magic police box that he stole.

>>66223 >>66224 Ah Dr Who. ... Oh yeah it went through a shitshow didn't it?

>Dr who travels around in the tardis >He stole it >The new doctor is black What did the BBC mean by this?

>>66225 >Oh yeah it went through a shitshow didn't it? Unbelievable understatement.

>>66225 It's such a shitshow that it makes actual shitshows like the Acolyte and STD look positively tame by comparison. It's such a shitshow that it not only forgets it's own lore, but is actively attempting to retcon it's own metaphysics in-universe, as in the most recent showrunner was attempting to just throw out all the pretence of scifi and replace it with literal fairytale make believe nonsense. It's such a shitshow that one of the episodes turns out to be about the Doctor meeting his own fandom (because of the cosmic deity of light) who tell him to his face they preferred Blink. That's how much of a shitshow current Doctor Who is: it's writing it's own shitposts.

>>66227 I was never much of a fan, and I decided to nope out after the Female Doctor and it's... Weird things. Best thing I could say was that the actress really played the Doctor well. >>66228 I'm having some sort of Supernatural flashbacks there.

>>66217 >>66218 >>66219 >>66220 People give me immense shit for it (not entirely undeserved) but there's a reason I prefer and gravitate to settings that have completely, no bullshit, 100% invincible villains. I grew up on DC and had a major phase around highschool when I was obsessed with it, then I got utterly burnt out when every single character, good or bad, consistently demonstrated that they were complete fucking retards that could absolutely get their shit beat in by a particularly clever spunky teenager if they understood their gimmick. Inbetween that, characters I liked like Jon getting BENDIS'D, and just horrifically bad levels of shit writing, I just stopped caring about mainstream comics and moved on to other shit - only to find most of the exact same problems. Even stuff like Chainsaw Man runs into similar shit, but I can at least somewhat excuse it since Fujimoto genuinely does not give a single fuck and is just making shitposts with decent monster deisgns and funny meme faces. It's so fucking tiring just wanting a setting that doesn't retcon and completely shoot itself in the foot because the author(s) unironically went full fucking hack.

>>66229 >I'm having some sort of Supernatural flashbacks there. I share your pain and let me tell you something: The only reason why NuWho isn't as bad as Supernatural, is because it doesn't have as much of a running start to ruining everything and shitting on it's own lore. >>66230 To be fair I don't think anyone would have a problem with you enjoying settings with no bullshit 100% invincible villains if you didn't also make jumps. Because if you didn't make jumps, you'd just be the guy who likes niche settings. But because you do make jumps, you are remembered as the guy who argues with people about whether or not their self-insert can survive using their most iconic attacks on the notionally invincible villains. I've run out of patience for the Care Bears jump to be made or Terra Hypnagogica's plot to advance, I'm putting destroying the actual nightmare void thing the Viralborgians worship on my backlog >every single character, good or bad That's because you made the fatal mistake of peering at capeshit instead of staying with Vertigo-specifically, OLD 90s-early 00s era Vertigo, not the abortive revivals. Lucifer Morningstar is the most intelligent being in DC after his dad, because his final conclusion after losing his rebellion in Heaven, quitting Hell, and then trying to simply create his own multiverse to live in was literally escaping reality into oblivion. He had no reasonable way of knowing that DC would unambiguously retcon the Overmind, the Presence and the Source into being 100% the same entity and therefore all he accomplished was going splat like a bug on his dad's face after ranting about how he's going to leave him behind forever

1d4 = 1 1. Winter Island 2. Spring Island 3. Summer Island 4. Autumn Island

>>66232 Shiiiiiiet

>>66231 You're not wrong Shard. >I've run out of patience for the Care Bears jump to be made or Terra Hypnagogica's plot to advance, I'm putting destroying the actual nightmare void thing the Viralborgians worship on my backlog Care Bears is slow going. I know enough lore and general details off the cuff to do it, but it's not like MLP where it overly elaborate on certain villain details or exactly everything a Care Bear can DO - so I'm having to pull shit from a variety of sources to actually fluff out each option and those sources are usually a few lines at best, if I'm lucky. And yes, TH is /very/ slowburn - you weren't there for when we didn't have any new pages for like, a year and a half. But the new stuff we DID get to close out the project's current webcomic format does show that Ingrid (and presumably similar travelers) can transport herself across entire Planes and back again casually, that she can insert coordinates into her 'core' like she's some weird Awful Hodpital character to travel to unexplored areas, and that she can communicate with what are essentially cosmic elemental eldritch angels for aid. Oh, and she may or may not be outright blessed by Literal God. So that's a thing. >That's because you made the fatal mistake of peering at capeshit instead of staying with Vertigo-specifically, OLD 90s-early 00s era Vertigo, not the abortive revivals. That's the thing, Shard - I started with old Doom Patrol and Sandman, and then I branched out into the wider DC stuff because I thought "hey, if this stuff is so good then maybe these other runs will be great too!" Which I eventually came to realize was very, very wrong on my part.

>>66230 >It's so fucking tiring just wanting a setting that doesn't retcon and completely shoot itself in the foot because the author(s) unironically went full fucking hack. Now that's a pain I share. Fucking Hack.

Why is Ric dupeing BA? The jump we have is relatively recent and decent. Better than what he would do anyway.

>>66236 Because he wants to. That's the only reason that a jumpmaker needs.

>>66238 Don't feed.

Changelog >Added Innisgreen location >Added fairy lifestate >Added Luck Magnet perk >Added apothecary and natural living perks.

>>66238 >>66239 Just feels like kind of an asshole move, the BA maker is still active iirc.

>>66241 Has the BA maker made anything else of late?

>>66241 Good point, but we would need for him to talk.

>>66243 Not like Ric would stop, he's already said he doesn't like the current BA jump, and a board of people will defend whatever he says.

>>66214 Hey NuBee, just incase you didn't know since they stopped on Mangadex, Red Blue's continued to have translation updates; https://redbluemanga.com/

>>66241 I remember the BA makers saying he didn't know anything about BA and only made the jump to pick up the girls. I don't know if this is true because is also don't know anything about this gachapon, lmao

How do you broach the topic of "Jumpchain" with your prospective companions?

>>66247 Hey I’m not from this dimension and periodically must leave to travel to another dimension, you up for coming with?

>>66246 >Pic That's good. Tempts me into going full speedster ninja too.

>>66246 >She's in the old boy corridor.

>>66244 No one is defending him for that though? Because there's nothing to defend. >>66246 That's partially false. He did the jump for the girls, but used playthrough on youtube to know more about BA. Since we are on the internet, there was a bit of a debate over that.

>>66246 I wish there was something like Taimanin, sexy suits, cyberpunk world, cool ninja shit but without all the rape and bad ends that the franchise is known for. I know Action exisits but that's too close for comfort for me, hell a character from the regular Taimanin universe ends up in the action verse post there bad end, that makes things way to close for me in a Jumpchain sense.

>>66236 What's BA?

>>66247 Jumper doesn't. It's just a case of "Wanna follow me?" Btw what the fuck is your pic?

>>66252 I kind of wish there was a big fat jump for all of Taimanin. One Jump to Rule Them All.

>>66253 Blue Archive.

Anyone know where i could pick up a rather large secret base? I want something that I could land my 700 meter ship in and close the doors to hide it

>>66257 There's the science base in the Millennium era Godzilla jump. It retains upgrades and expansions.

>>66257 Three House has Shambhala, a gigantic, underground futuristic city.

>>66252 Just make an OC jump/cyoa based around the bits you like.

You know, when counting things, you need to take context into account. Five cookies eaten? That's not particularly concerning. Five planets destroyed? That's very concerning.

>>66161 just to be clear, you do know gay incest isn't like actually in the show, right?

Do you guys know of any way tosort of craft freeform powers to give others? Like maybe if I wanted to give someone superstrength but only if they eat spinache or something?

What city and population purchases do we have around? I want to basically have a dimension hopping city with a population of all different kinds of aliens, magic races, undead, magic users, inventors, etc etc. Just this weird ultra melting pot city of cultures and people from entirely different dimensions in a kind of magitech cyberpunk vibe.

>>66261 >Take Samus as a waifu >Every jump now ends with the planet you're on blowing up

>>66252 I understand your feelings and wish the same.

>>66265 Hey, out of the 17 planets she's known to have visited, she's only blown up 5 of them. So there's only a roughly 30% chance that a jump will end with a planet blown up.

Genderbent yuri with the occasional dash of trap/futa really is the best. But I have a bit too much self-respect to manifest this in my Chain. How do I murder this part of myself?

>>66247 You ignore the "convince" shit.

>>66268 >Medical perks to preform targeted brain surgery >Self-hypnosis >Get a girlfriend Any of these should make those urges disappear.

>>66268 The self-respect part or the part that enjoys that bundle of fetishes?

>>66268 In my experience, decide it is fake and gay and just lean in to more basic things or make a containment chain where you can vent out that stuff.

>>66268 >Onimai I really like the manga, but I always end up thinking about how Mihari's literally doing the exact kind of emotional manipulation shit people use on IRL trans people to stop Mahiro from going back to being male.

>>66268 Why murder it? Just listen to >>66272 & make a separate chain (or one shot jump builds) if the thoughts gets too strong & there’s no easily insertable new ideas you can transplant into your current chain from this.

What are people’s favourite melee tech? Lightsabers? 40k power weapons? Gravity hammers?

>>66271 Preferably the former.

>>66275 Magic sword.

>>66277 I asked for tech and only used scifi examples specifically for a reason but you do you.

>>66278 Swords are a kind of technology, but eh. Beam saber.

Reminder that the best use of mind control is to give a cute, shy character the confidence to pursue their love interest, then turning them back to normal the night after they rocked their love interest's world.

>>66280 The best use of mind control is [completely degenerate fetish thing].

>>66280 No it's making your enemies kill their allies dumbass you failed the class.

>>66281 It's making sure that everyone you interact with doesn't secretly hate you.

>>66281 nta but you're one to talk jesus fucking christ stones in glass houses much? like 80% of what you post is random unprompted thinly veiled (at best) fetish posting.

>>66284 Bro, why do you think I'm supporting mind control for degenerate fetishes?

>>66275 Been talking about these things a lot on the bunker, for some reason. And before anyone asks: Yes, I did jerryrig the gravity furnace tech with the ability to turn gravity into a solid substance from Gravity Rush, then built the resulting pseudo-matter into beam kata/X-saber structures.

I made caramel brownies. Huzzah! >>66268 Well, step 1 is going to TSF World. Step 2 is... there is no step 2.

>>66280 >>66281 The best use of mind control is to mind control mind controllers into thematically ironic punishments.

>>66287 Congrats Valky. Hope you enjoy them. I have a seething hatred of caramel. I just can't stand how tacky and chewy it is. But I have absolutely nothing against other people enjoying it.

>>66276 Realise that there are mangaka that are worse than you are. Like the person who made Adamasu no Majotachi.

>>66280 How dull.

>>66287 I dunno how you did it, but huzzah to you! >>66289 >I have a seething hatred of caramel. I just can't stand how tacky and chewy it is Nani.

>>66292 >Nani. I hate caramel. Can't stand the stuff. Simple as that.

>>66293 Heresy.

>>66252 Ninja Gaiden is kind of that. Also konoichi/nightshade, but the franchise is mega dead.

begun, the confectionery wars have?

>>66290 >Adamasu no Majotachi It can't be worse than Rent-a-Failure. >sickness that make you ejaculate pink diamond and lose one year each time you cum ffs

>>66252 Just do a Naruto x Shadowrun crossover.

>>66296 Ah, but is there even anyone to challenge me?

>>66298 Naruturd designs ain't sexy enough

>>66300 Fucking damn right!

>>66290 >>66297 At least the artsyle is good.

>>66264 I can’t remember any options that allows you to kickstart the varied population of differences species but. >Oasis of Fantasy has a city builder (although you gotta put extra points to take it along with you) >That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime (LN version) has the Jumper’s City or Fortress Nation items as a starting spot. The original older jump has the Town item & the Kingdom + Underground Kingdom add on options, the latter adding Vampire scientists into the population making it perfect to kickstart some species diversity early. >DC Comic Collab jump has a civilization purchase option that allows for one to customize the population including their demographics, city size, technology level, & space faring capabilities…you can buy/import buy a planet/dimension to host them in (although the price is rather expensive for the Alternate Dimension option. >Buzz Lightyear has 2 planet options with a sizeable population of your species or robots respectively (but since those are planets it might not be a good option…) Man, I can’t really think of more examples right now that would make it easier for you to start small... Bit tired right now. >>66287 Can I have one small square please?

>>66275 I just like thhe custom advanced personal weapon option in justice league unlimited, and just gave my jumper a nanotech weapon tat can transform into pretty much any simple weapon, also capable of slicing thhrough both super durable people, as well as non-lethally knocking out people it hits. >Advanced Personal Weapon [100cp]: Despite what some people might think, energy weapons, magical artifacts, and other advanced devices aren't the realm of science fiction or fantasy. Whether it's a freeze gun, a laser rifle, an enchanted sword, or some other weird weapon, this thing will prove very useful against any mundane foe you encounter and it will even allow you to harm aliens or other superpowered individuals. Just like the regular personal weapon this thing can be used both lethally and non-lethally. If you already have a weapon you prefer then you may import it into this option to use instead, granting it either additional properties or an alternate form that it may freely shift to.

>>66264 >Aladdin Cartoon has a city state >Danny Phantom has 500 people village >DearS has a 500 people population of DearS >Pathfinder has between city and nation sized section.

I've been wondering, but wouldn't Gae Bolg be easily countered by someone who just teleport or phase out while having the reflex, making it so the spear just constantly follow you without reaching? And also taking away Cu's Spear in the process.

>>66303 I'll give one to you in spirit

>>66272 >>66274 >Containment Chain Huh, I always forget that's an option. I think at some point I got it into my head that attempting to run more than one Chain at a time will overload my brain and cause me to drop dead on the spot. >>66273 It's cute as long as you don't think too hard about it. If you do it becomes downright dystopian how everyone who finds out about the MC's condition is immediately 100% onboard with ensuring they stay that way for as long as possible. >>66299 My banana pudding is delicious enough to cause brain damage.

>>66306 Doesn't Gae Bulg work by imposing the fact that it stabbed you already as soon as it activated?

>>66306 You don't even need teleportation, you can cheat it with a high enough luck stat. The real power of Gae Bolg has always been the generic blasty beam.

>>66308 >It's cute as long as you don't think too hard about it. If you do it becomes downright dystopian how everyone who finds out about the MC's condition is immediately 100% onboard with ensuring they stay that way for as long as possible. ... No one's actually found out the MC's condition. The only people that know are Mihari, Mihari's boss, and Mihari's boss's sister

>>66311 "Found out" wasn't the best choice of words. That's still at least three people that are onboard with upending the MC's entire life on a whim for the sake of cuteness and Mihari's vague ambitions of curing her brother's neet-hood.

>>66309 Normally yes, but Archer's shield blocked it, so the rules are lying.

I still think its weird how they make a point in repeatedly stating that wounds caused by Gae Bolg can't be healed, when they already established that Rin healed Shirou from a wound caused by Gae Bolg.

>>66312 Four. I forgot that Mihari and Mahiro's mom actually knows about the whole thing and is okay with it, since it's supposed to be temporary

>>66314 No one can deflect the Emerald Splash!

>>66314 Is that abnormal for Fate? I would've thought that its propensity for conceptual and absolute effects would result in them writing themselves into all kinds of corners like that, requiring similarly unsatisfying retcons and bizarre loopholes.

>>66317 its not normal to happen straight up within the same story no. Like Cu even mentions Shirou's previous survival when talking about the effect.

>>66313 There are multiple ways to active gae bolg, archer blocked the "throw for big magical explosion" version not the "pierce the heart" version.

>>66317 It's normal. >>66318 I remember when characters could be truly vile.

>>66318 >Literally directly contradicts himself in the same paragraph he's explaining his gimmick Fun times

>>66317 It's very normal. We were told modern mages couldn't fight Servants either and then, well, Rin, Kirei, Kirsch, Pepe and Daybit all proved us very, very, very wrong.

When will you people get that the story intentionally focused on the exceptions to the rules. Hell it’s not even a fate thing it’s just general storytelling for your characters to do the impossible I don’t understand why fate triggers the autism of people here so bad.

I don't understand why fatefags are so sensitive.

>>66325 They hate free will as that means they are responsible for their own actions.

>>66324 People love bandwagoning.

>>66324 The occasional exception to a rule is fine. The fact that not a single person injured by Gay Bulge was harmed for longer than a few hours when the weapon's whole gimmick is being able to deal unhealable wounds is not fine

>>66323 Yeah, but all those guys are the top 1% freak geniuses of the setting. The average mage is more like the guys from Apocrypha, who eat shit the instant a servant looks at them funny.

>>66328 >not a single person Kirei from UBW

>>66324 >>66325 Cheap bait.

>>66317 Nasu stories usually are written with the establishment that x is impossible but then introduce an exception to it.

>>66331 It's clearly working.

>>66328 Actually it does. Like you don't seem to grasp that Stay Night is a VN with multiple routes not to mention bad ends.

>>66280 The only proper way to use mind control is on a bunch of Xianxia protagonists to make them see every ugly girl as a jade beauty, and all jade beauties as super ugly. Shallow Zhang.

>>66330 Nta but that was the one time they used a smart reason for it. Kirei has an Angra heart, obviously spearing it wouldn't work. That'd be like using testicular torsion on someone who doesn't have testicules.

>>66325 They can't admit that their series is(ironically) just a series of baseless statements, a magic system that is nonsensical, retarded, contradictory, and that they got sucked into an NTR/Rape visual novel and think it's peak writing because they stopped overtly making it about rape and NTR.

>>66268 You have shit taste.

>>66252 Just go early enough in the timeline and abuse jumper powers to enforce the rules of reality. IIRC the taimanin rape bad ends are basically the Marvel Ruins version of the setting, just everything going wrong for no good reason except "porn". The Taimanin seem busted as fuck, and would likely beat the shit out of all their villains if they weren't gimped by plot.

>>66339 Or have some weird japanese mindset on top of it.

>>66330 One guy I don't know why I bought this Gae Bolga for six ninty nine Keep that mind this Lance can Control cause and effect And that's all i know In Grail Wars NP's are key Watch mine fly fast as everyone survives the pierce Lifting my curse by the end of day I only fight the 1% It's so unfair

>>66337 And Sakura getting copypasted onto different instalments of the franchise with the flimsiest possible justifications, until coincidentally world-destroying AIs and actual goddesses find contrived reasons to use Sakura's dopey face as their avatar.

>>66268 psychosurgery

>>66268 Unironically jump 1 Commoragh as non-dropin. If you come out of that with anything resembling a safe word then you didn't really need a chain anyway.

>>66331 Cheap attempt at accusing me of samefagging.

>>66342 Fate is Taimanin if the artist wasn't as good, the women weren't as diverse in body shapes and look, and if the autist that wrote it went into psychosis over Christian themes and began writing a huge lorebook. The same people who dicksuck Fate now would be eating up Taimanin if it had removed all the rapey bullshit after TA1(which is honestly valid) and just became about power wankery and flowery purple prose(this isn't valid).

>>66342 And Mashu.

>>66345 I've never said that.

>>66230 >It's so fucking tiring just wanting a setting that doesn't retcon and completely shoot itself in the foot because the author(s) unironically went full fucking hack. As the saying goes, it takes two people to make a masterpiece: The genius to labor in its creation, and the assassin to kill him and prevent its defilement. >>66240 Neat. >>66299 I have only my gingerbread, but I am prepared to face you in glorious battle.

>>66346 *Christian and Buddhist, aside from the Buddha being one of the most powerful deities in the setting for no reason 'member the constant "death actually gives life meaning" horseshit. >>66347 She's certainly come a long way from a mere Cielface.

Any kind of speedster power I can pass out to others?

>>66351 3x2(9YZ)4A

>>66348 Don't feign ignorance. You (You)'d the two for a reason.

>>66350 I just said you were baiting, I never said you two were the same person. Take your meds.

>>66355 Meant for >>66354

>>66350 Buddhism is so fucking lame.

>>66358 I mean it's about as much of a cope religion as christianity. >Existence is intolerable agony, just end it all, it's better out here promise >Existence is constant sin and degradation unless you follow the ONE TRUE and HONEST religion which gives you the privilege of worshipping a God who once sent down an angel to kill all the (ontologically evil) Egyptian firstborn.

>>66230 It happens all the time because these are stories sold for a profit. They have to make money, so even when they'd otherwise stop they're forced to keep going. Look at Shonen Jump, they basically milked Naruto into irrelevance as an IP because of this shit. Fucking Rent-A-Girlfriend sells more than the sequel now because of that shit. Also I find it really funny how we had the opposite reaction to this phenomenon, because I now gravitate towards OP Gary/Mary Sue Protagonists because I know for a fact the author is too busy wanking themselves to contradict their self insert.

You guys have any suggestions for how I can make it so that people wont question my gear in new settings? Specifically if I take my powerarmor, weapons, and spaceship into 40k.

>>66361 Illusions.

>>66361 What origin are you using? If it's something like Imperial Guard or Space Marines, just have your Jumper cover them in gold, make them seek out a dangerous enough battle, then have them throw it down from the sky using some fuckery and let them claim the Emperor gave it to them. If it's Mechanicus or something, just have your Jumper claim it's something they discovered, and if it's Inquisition or Rogue Trader you're going with, just shoot anyone who questions you. TBH, I know there's a perk for this because I ran across it a few weeks ago, but I can't find that shit for the life of me, so I hope this helps in whatever way it can.

>>66351 The experiment that gave Flash his speed in DC is decently reproducible, if you know which chemicals to use.

>>66364 Wasn't it retconned so that Barry was always chosen by the speedforce or something?

>>66362 That would be difficult >>66363 Im considering going in as an imperial guard as my first term in 40k. But that does help thanks.

>>66351 You can always retrovirus Quicksilver genes into people, or modify that Megamind formula to mostly just give Metromans speed.

Is taking Answer Talker from Gash Bell just narrative suicide? Like, it's one thing to be super ultra triple immortal when so many settings revolve around combat. There are plenty of situations or conflicts where strength or endurance aren't necessarily useful. But how do you write a story around the power of "instinctively know and can perfectly execute the solution to any question or problem"?

>>66360 >because I know for a fact the author is too busy wanking themselves to contradict their self insert. H-haha yeah, that's totally the case, I certainly can't imagine an author being forced to contradict his OP self-insert due to the setting suddenly retconning Mooncancers into actually mattering as a class or plot armour being an in-universe phenomena... >>66364 >>66352 I was about to chime in with a "yes as far as we know that's literally how it works, but in light of DC humans being Apex Predators we don't know how much of that is down to DC human physiology in particular being lightning rods for cosmic energy" https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Merton_(League_of_Super-Pets) But then I remembered the Terrific Whatzit was reinvented into the Flash's pet for this movie. Who has super speed. Which matters, because Year of the Villain (the same series that introduced Apex Predators) was the same run that decided to crack open the DC cosmology to encompass any and all iterations of itself so hard that supers from the distant future of the DCAU ended up getting involved. Granted, because of coming into contact with orange kryptonite, but it does seem to vindicate the idea that the DC cosmic energies (and ideas) are inherently infectious even to non-minmaxed species.

>>66368 A. Jumper is an idiot B. Jumper is arrogant C. Jumper doesn't care about the correct solution, he wants to use fireball

>>66365 didn't stop it from also working on like a dozen other people, both accidentally and intentionally.

Would Soaring + Byakugan in Itachi Shinden allow to unlock Tenseigan?

>>66314 Doesn't Shiro being the host to Avalon kinda negate your entire point?

>>66372 Wasn't that an otsutsuki thing?

>>66368 By writing the Jumper in question as a person with wants, needs, and their own irrational intentions. Just treat it like you're writing God from the Bible, he's the most entertaining character specifically because of how he decides to make things happen when he's omnipotent. Jumper doesn't need to nuke every city that rebels, he needs to be the kind of guy that's perhaps a bit too hateful towards governments and turns every person running one he slightly dislikes into a pillar of salt. Jumper doesn't need to find the solution to cancer, or how to become omnipotent, he can just be the guy that likes finding the answer on how to turn people into dinosaurs. The story would then just be Jumper going about his business and fixations while everyone else continues to act in character and have the same priorities. The clash between these two forces will inevitably lead you to coming up with something interesting.

>>66374 I'm already lost in Naruto bloodlines. That's why I'm asking.

>>66373 Avalon was inactive before Saber was summoned. Shirou had his heart destroyed by Gae Bolg, an restored by Rin's magic, before he summoned Saber.

>>66372 >>66374 >>66376 The Tenseigan is an evolution of the Byakugan, but not one the Hyuuga have access too. The requirement is for a moon branch Otsutsuki to implant the Byakugan of a Hyuuga in themself.

>>66377 >The holder of the scabbard is granted potent healing, allowing for critical and fatal wounds to be rapidly repaired to restore the wielder's health. Minor injuries are restored easily, and even large missing portions of the body and destroyed vital organs like the heart can quickly be restored at the critical moment before death. Targeting anything other than the holder's head in order to destroy their brain is futile, requiring for a decisive strike to be landed in order to cause any true damage. It does have its limits in repairing the body, as counteracting the curse from Shirou being stabbed by Gae Bolg takes a great deal of time and dealing with the massive backlash from Ea clashing with Excalibur takes a number of minutes to restore Saber's health. It's literally in the wiki that it counteracted the effects of Gae Bolg

>>66379 That is referring the second time he was hit by Gae Bolg in the fate route, when Saber manually infuses Avalon with her magical energy, it is not talking about the restoration of his heart before Avalon was active.

>>66380(me) >>66379 I also dont know what it means when it says countering Gae Bolg takes time, it stops pretty much instantly when Saber touches him.

>>66368 Answer-Talker canonically cannot foresee miracles, so just keep ending up in situations where it tells you victory is impossible, then win anyway through the power of friendship. I think the author probably agrees with you about it being hard to write a story around the ability, since it hasn't even been mentioned in the sequel so far.

>>66368 Like >>66382 said Answer talker's one weakness is that it doesn't take into account shit that is literally impossible. So yeah as long as you don't fight shonen protagonists or people known for pulling random bullshit it's pretty bs.

>>66375 Does the Bible make more sense if you take "God made Man in His own image" to mean that God is just a "bigger human?"

>>66384 >Does the Bible make more sense if you take "God made Man in His own image" to mean that God is just a "bigger human?" Honestly whenever I hear that I just assume that God looks like the average of every man woman and child that has and will exist.

>>66385 I just take it to mean God has a type and that type is "mostly humanoid". Truly we are his chosen people

>>66384 The Bible makes infinitely more sense if you just headcanon it that way. God being what's essentially a regular human(no supreme morality or amazing wisdom) blessed with omnipotence makes his actions a lot more sensible. Him blowing up Babel because it got on his nerves that humans weren't gonna get to heaven the "right way" instead of doing anything other than creating the support structure for all human conflict is a perfect example. If Bible!God was some infallible inhuman creature, he would have just picked them all up, broke the tower, went "hey stop doing that retards", then make building a tower to heaven a physical, and conceptual impossibility. In other words he would be boring as fuck, and wouldn't be doing things like blessing absolute bastards like Samson and Jacob for the shits and giggles.

>>66369 >or plot armour being an in-universe phenomena That was canon even back in Stay Night.

Good morning friends. I hope everybody is doing well today.

>>66389 I have a wasp nest in my garden. Or a hornet nest. And it's been there since a long time, I've just never noticed it. I'll have to pay someone to get rid of it.

>>66390 Sorry to hear that.

>>66387 >Is a dick to everyone weaker than Him whenever he feels like it >Does the whole Jesus thing and gains an understanding of humanity >Realizes how much of an asshole He was being It's definitely heretical, but from a narrative perspective it's a good explanation for going from wrathful to loving. That kind of personal growth is something humans should do more often,

>>66391 Oh no, the joke is that it's not actually that bad, and that the worst I'll have to do is paying for it.

>>66392 I like to interpret it more as >He thought shit was sweet until he did an Ironman run, got mindbroken, turned on cheats halfway through and decided maybe he was being too harsh on everyone for not doing what he said. Living in ancient Jerusalem as a cucked carpenter's stepson must have been an insane blackpill.

>>66392 >Let me make a son to die for their sins >My son is dead >Oh shit my son is dead >Is this what I've been doing to people!?

>>66392 >The Bible was a Nasu plot

>>66241 To my knowledge Blue has been absent for well over a year at this point. Won't speak for anyone else, but I wouldn't mind of anyone made a dupe of my jump, whether they thought mine was bad and wanted to do better, or just wanted to make a jump for that setting in particular. I'm a weirdo though - there are days where I wish I hadn't made a jump, just so I could make it again. Not that I would do it differently, just so I could experience being able to go through the process of making it again. Can't turn back time though.

The fact that there are proto-Mormons here disturbs me.

>>66398 Why?

>>66399 Shush.

>>66400 Because Mormons disturb me. They are on the same level theologically as Muslims, both being heretical branches of Christianity.

>>66398 What makes them proto Mormons? All I know about Mormons is that they're bootleg Jehovah's witnesses who think a guy had a golden tablet so he could have multiple wives.

How likely is it for a first jump Saitama Jumper to beat the alien invader in the drawback who's budget Genos? Logically I know the Jumper would probably shitstomp it, but I'm not sure about the specifics since it's been a while.

>>66402 How do you feel about Judaism?

>>66399 Also. Sheba is mid tbh

>>66402 Christianity is a heretical branch of Judaism. Either way, it's irrelevant because all religions are heretical branches of Jumpchain. Jumpchan is the true supreme being, this is known.

Longhena Cantana perk from Dodonpachi + various Friendship/giving inhuman beings human emotions/mindset perks = Dead Man’s time looping volley where enemies are slowly worn down &/or mellowing out by the effects of various friendship perks. >Their only solid chance of escape is to cut the bullshit & kill Jumper twice (one to enter the “Backside, then again to make their mark on history stick). >Should the enemy fail to clear the second loop by getting defeated, it would be as if be as if nothing ever happened (although the lingering influence of Jumper’s perks would still carry over…maybe?) >”Taking You Will Be Mine, Tail Red!”from Gonna Be The Twin-Tail will raise the chances of more lethal cases of enemies obsessed with Jumper, but in a weird way makes them the BEST candidates for trapping in a controllable loop to “befriend”. <Jumper gets killed by enemy> they enter the 2nd loop > Jumper defeats them > back to the 1st loop for them until they kill Jumper> repeat the trapping process until the perks take their toll on enemy> Get befriended IDIOT This idea popped up in my head & it won’t leave me alone. >>66389 Afternoon WoL >I hope everybody is doing well today The job just messaged me about a second week of mandatory shifts & due to reading said message, I couldn’t sleep…

>>66399 >Jump Final Fantasy 1 >Get the reward where your legend exists as a myth in all future settings >Jump a setting where Fate exists as a fictional series >Nasu made you and your friends big-tiddy Saber-faces

>>66408 I hope you manage to make it up somehow, lack of sleep sucks.

>>66403 Mormons believe God was just a dude who became omnipotent at some point and made the universe. Their belief is that by being a Mormon they too will eventually become as God and make their own worlds. They are really weird once you start digging into their cult books. >>66405 A Satanic cult due to their rejection of Christ. John 8:44 is clear on this, as are many other parts of the New Testament. >>66407 Lol. Lmao, even.

>>66411 >Mormons believe God was just a dude who became omnipotent at some point and made the universe. Their belief is that by being a Mormon they too will eventually become as God and make their own worlds. They are really weird once you start digging into their cult books Momonism is just pseudo Christianity cultivation larp?

>>66411 >Mormons believe God was just a dude who became omnipotent at some point and made the universe. Their belief is that by being a Mormon they too will eventually become as God and make their own worlds. They are really weird once you start digging into their cult books That South Park episode sold me something more stupid.

>>66412 Yes. They are fucking weird and refuse to talk about this shit with people when they try to lure them away from the Church. If they were openly weird I wouldn't mind as much but their little "missionaries" that go around will try and dodge the question once you start asking them about the specifics of their beliefs in my experience.

>>66404 Come on man... it literally happens it canon... Yes you shitstomp.

>>66411 >Worships a Jewish God >Bases his entire mythology on Jewish myths >Upholds the sacred stature of Jewish covenants >Proclaims the Jewish Savior as his God >That same savior didn't annihilate the Roman Empire, and create a Kingdom of Heaven in Palestine >"I-i'm totally not a Jewish heretic guys!" Stop being heretical, return to primordial Jump-chan worship.

>>66414 Yeah, openly weird would be much better than not answering any questions at all until you're in.

>>66415 Sometimes drawbacks have extra caveats, and I wasn't sure if I was reading into it too optimistically. I also wasn't sure if the author said anything about there being anything special about bargain-bin Geno's.

>>66414 You mean like the Christians who don't mention their God cosigned rapists and made the guy who tricked his father on his deathbed the arbiter of moral justice as well as the most revered ancestor to the 12 tribes that are closest to God? The same ones who tell Bible stories about Jesus cursing fig trees but don't mention the fact that David literally killed his best friend, fucked his wife, and God punished the wife for it with an abortion?

>>66419 >Old Testament Judaic Nonsense

>>66420 >Worships the book that spends all its time upholding an old testament prophecy. I'll stop biting now, thanks for the laugh

>God jobs to Iron chariots >You can kill God with a Sedan

>>66419 What the fuck

>>66406 Scheherazade = Nitocris = Sheba >>>>>>> all other Fategirls.

>>66424 Nah, Sheba is shit. I do find the appeal of Schez and Nito very easily though.

Morgan=Tiamat=Lilith>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Scheherazade = Nitocris = Sheba >>>>>>> all other Fategirls.

>>66427 No just... no. Your dignity pls.

>Read wiki entry about Dr who Regeneration >Evil universe Doctor is worried about potential regenerations being blind when he uses some regeneration energy to fix his eyes Why the fuck is the evil universe Doctor so hung up about that when he's a special snowflake who has infinite regenerations?

>>66314 he didn't activate gae bolg so it's weaker I think

>>66429 >same face >same pose >fucked hands So the artist is an AI?

>>66432 Sameface is just super common among artists, they learn to draw something a particular way and then draw things that way.

>>66328 I would hardly say that is its whole gimmick

>>66430 That was a later Retcon to justify why they shouldn't end the show on a wet fart of a season. Instead they turned a wet fart of a season into a steamy shit show that has yet to give up and die. At this point I'm genuinely convinced anyone who watches that show is a subhuman.

>>66432 I dunno if that would be a good thing or not.

Reminder that God lost against Iron Chariots. Imagine if you had steel ones.

>>66433 >Sameface is just super common among artists, they learn to draw something a particular way and then draw things that way. > Takeuchi does it on purpose though. Like he flat out makes a choice to sameface. Morgan is the best of all saberfaces who have yet to evolve into a new face like Nero. Nero is truly the superior Saberface by virtue of escaping the sameface.

>>66437 see >>66422

Is it morally wrong to give your waifus tit based storage powers so that you have to rummage through their cleavage to access your stuff?

>>66432 The deepest irony about AI Art is that it definitely does pick up its own artstyles rather than being able to make anything freely. Oh sure it can kinda emulate other styles outside its style, but it's like when they release a bunch of illustrations of mangaka drawing a character in their own style or trying to emulate another mangaka's style. You see how it fits, but it's also not right either.

>>66437 Really want that reply don't you?

>>66438 I don't care about Fate but in a vacuum a story reason why people look the same is better than people that look the same and it is not commented on or part of the story.

Chipping away at a NeverDead Jump. Anything people want? Besides the immortality, that should go without saying.

>>66440 Did you ask first?

>>66444 Forgot the pic.

>>66443 It's exactly comented twice. One is in Zero, the other is the whole Mysterious Heroine X joke.

>>66435 Nta but damn shame. I liked the show onve upon a time.

>>66444 I don't know about the setting, but good luck with the jump.

>>66438 I mean, technically, the Lartoria evolved too. Mostly by virtue of not being made by the same asshole and looking more mature. But Nero is really the goat.

>>66234 You're making a Care Bears Jump? Neat! I've been using Generic Sugar Bowl for that setting, but now I guess I can swap it to cover something else. >>66444 A jank camera drawback. Good luck with the jump!

>>66450 >Lartoria An ass flatter than Kansas really detracts from the booba.