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Bernd 12/12/2024 (Thu) 18:43:55 No. 1418 [Reply]
I HATE MY LIFE. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO STUDY. MY LIFE IS IN PIECES. I CANT GO OUTSIDE BECAUSE I FEAR PEOPLE.
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Start to drink every day and do nofap or yesfap
your music is good be a dj
Pure unadulterated suffering. Why does god hate me? I have fucking repented you piece of shit

Bernd 12/13/2024 (Fri) 03:36:07 No. 1859 [Reply]
Why is Frank Zane considered to be one of the most aesthetic physique of all time? He is short and his legs are short?
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but yeah, leon edwards small dick energy but his physique is eye candy but he is balding :(
Thanks I needed my daily dose of Igor thread

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Bernd 12/10/2024 (Tue) 22:16:17 No. 975 [Reply]
Mein Fuhrer... The Kohl has fallen.
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brazil sucks
bump
There is yet another terror attack in Ukraine and I must discuuuuuuss!

Bernd 12/12/2024 (Thu) 16:37:27 No. 1258 [Reply]
fuck pedos
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>>1408 She looks like Dayana
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>>1967 Delete this you retard.

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##HELMUT## Bernd 12/13/2024 (Fri) 07:23:38 No. 1945 [Reply]
KC won't come back
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good
>>1945 Das BKA braucht doch etwas länger als vorgesehen, um alle Daten zu kopieren.
good riddance

Bernd 12/13/2024 (Fri) 07:05:52 No. 1941 [Reply]
i post on 8 chan i post on 8 chan because i go moe and who can stop me? https://voca.ro/11bQymMpE4fj
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>>1948 fake

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Bernd 12/13/2024 (Fri) 06:35:25 No. 1938 [Reply]
After all, why not? Why shouldn't we just stay here?

Bernd 12/13/2024 (Fri) 06:00:38 No. 1929 [Reply]
i'm havin' this issue i check for malware nothing happen i open and close OBS-studio and a generic trojan appear almost identical to https://www.reddit.com/r/antivirus/comments/18or0ix/trojan_win32malgent_am_i_screwed/

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Bernd 12/13/2024 (Fri) 04:06:06 No. 1874 [Reply]
what is your list (of 5 with reasons) of primordial wife by country 1. america - gives love n visa 2. norway - angel 3. germany - big tits 4. iceland - blonde n amicable 5. ukraine - desperate
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I do not have a wife nor gf
1. Slavic - does great soup 2. American - deeply religious but ready to go all the way in the bedroom 3. Latin - grants lots of kids and has huge family 4. French - Someone in the family has a winery to settle down on 5. Danish - Stock in MAERSK
stupid anti white tranime fuck this show

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father kills himself after whore daughter goes missing Bernd 12/13/2024 (Fri) 01:22:29 No. 1760 [Reply]
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>>1765 plastic surgery
>Missing Daughter Was Just Doing Eat/Pray/Love what is this new vaginal habit ?
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>To be fair, her father was Japanese, and these people will kill themselves over too much salt in their fish soup. that's really not funny they actually kill themselves if they put too much salt in the fish soup that they're serving to a house guest or customer

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Bernd 12/12/2024 (Thu) 14:26:41 No. 1138 [Reply]
Nonces killed Kohl. Therefore I must kille nonces.
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karma
>>1863 a lot of these paedo hunters end up being paedos themselves
cool story

Bernd 12/13/2024 (Fri) 00:31:33 No. 1737 [Reply]
I constantly think about killing myself
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>>1767 Ruling2: Media containing children, DOST, and context Global Rule 2 broadly disallows posting pictures of underage people in any sort of lewd or lascivious context, or from trying to change the context of an otherwise innocent pic into something lewd with the addition of other content. Media of IRL kids was originally allowed on non-pornography boards including /b/ provided the letter and spirit of Global Rule 2 was maintained. This exemption has been revoked. Pictures or other media containing real children may not be posted on the site other than well known memes which contain no lewd content (e.g.: "Disaster Girl"). Global moderators may use their own discretion concerning removals and bans for such material. >Why Because children are provided with special protections under the law, the very act of posting pics of kids in a NSFW environment can be considered posting them in a lewd context. There is some legal grey area, but the site endeavors to avoid that grey area and follow the law as best we can. Formerly "cute kid pics" of a non-lewd nature were permitted on the site, but this has led to persistent, repeated abuse that has been difficult for Board Owners to moderate, and this poses an unacceptable risk to the site's hosting.
>>1766 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
>>1749 You'd think the glow niggers would help fix our website

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Emmerich Bernd 12/10/2024 (Tue) 13:32:35 No. 909 [Reply]
Auch hier Zuhause!
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>>909 I fell in love with Hermione as a boy. When I was in middle school I saw these photoshopped pictures of her in leather. I just got so mad at her I hated her and my crush evaporated. To be an adult and read the first Harry Potter book and it's just gas lighting. Or recalling the muggle (anti racism) scene of gently falling snow with Emma telling us not to be racist or it kills her. I'm in such pain. I don't have a wife or children. I hate Jews to my core. I never did anything to them yet they plague me my entire life.
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>>1220 No one will love you.

Bernd 12/13/2024 (Fri) 04:11:00 No. 1876 [Reply]
I aspire to be as tough as this man. To be DeWALZ tough. To wage away until my bones ache and wage away some more to build new homes for refugees.

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good old days Bernd 12/13/2024 (Fri) 03:18:53 No. 1845 [Reply]
does anyone remember kohlchan? I barely remem ber anything... Please share your best kc stories
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I am happy today though especially with the Indian kid's chess win. <3 India
>>1850 i remember u were the brown one
I am Indo-European

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Bernd 12/13/2024 (Fri) 02:50:19 No. 1830 [Reply]
accuweather in the evening predicted +7 for the whole night until sunrise when temperature would go up. yet it is obviously colder, i can feel it even from the inside (i dont run any heating currently), and accuweather now says that its +1 outside, when just 6 hours ago it predicted it would be +7 all night. how can weather forecasts be so wrong in this day and age? cant even tell the weather accurately for the next 8 hours, what the fuck
Yup

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