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I am going to be black Bernd 07/19/2022 (Tue) 05:24:18 No. 70 [Reply]
Bernds, After extensive research, I have learned that women, only, love black men. So, I am going to be black. I will be buying, >Face paint >bee stinging cream to make my lips big >dark-rimmed sunglasses >malt liquor >a basketball to spin around on my fingers perpetually. I am sure that, this time, it will work. When, I get a girlfriend, you will all be, so jealous, bevause only Americabernds can do this. All the other Bernds are actually negroes. Stay mad, honkies.
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But, in order to have de white womynz sug your benis, dere is a special code that only da white womynz and negro share. It goes something, like this >Ayo white bitch, u want sum cock :^) And, she'll, promptly, reply, >Yes, master, I've been, waiting, since sundown. Daddy will be most pleased. If, da white womynz doesn't say the above phrase, VEBATIM, then, she will call the cops on you, and, you'll go to hockey prison, for the rest of your life, so be careful. It is a delicate mating dance, but, applied correctly, as described, and you cannot lose. You're welcome.
If da white womynz, while sugging your benis says, >Okay, master, now, give me some cream fill, It is an invitation, to a threeway, with her basketball coach. At this point, you should ask to see some identification, to verify her age, becuz in Ameriga pantomime minstrelsy, interracial three wayz are illegal, in some states, for white womynz, under the age of 21. If she asks, for the cream fill, and is under 21, she is, almost, certainly, a cop. At which point, you should call the ACLU and NAACP, to file suit. After a drawn-out legal process, you will, then, become a warlord,and African politician millionaire prince, and then all de white womynz will flock to you, forever. De end. You're welcome, berndz.
As another side note, some white womynz, when sugging the blag benis, have been known to honk a clown horn, that they usually steal, from a bicycle, before arriving, as a sort of coming-of-age ritual. If you hear the clown horn, before you are about to blow your load, DO NOT BE ALARMED. This is perfectly normal and indicates dat de white womynz has chosen you, to deflower her, at an undisclosed, future date, usually, immediately, thereafter. This may seem, like a nervewracking endeavour bernds, but you must be strong. For centuries, black men have defoliated white womynz, in what is, commonly, known, as "the Texas hold-em clown college deflowering Gettysburg address". It is a uniquely American ritual. While you are deflowering a white womynz, and taking her to, 'the dark side", it is important to remember that you must recite the Gettysburg address, from memory, while humming the theme of "america, the beautiful," inside your head. If there is a TV, in the room, you must play a VHS cassette of "Police Academy", while doing so, also. Also, at the point of ejaculation, you must remember to shout out, at the top of your lungs, " THANK YOU, MASTER LINCOLN, FOR FREEING US SLAVES". And, when you're finished, you must annoint de white womynz, as a newfound member of the African-Americany race, with a droplet of kool-aid. Then, you bernd will no longer be a virgin. Most black men do this five times a year, at most, to millions of white american virgin womynz a year, including president's daughters. You're welcome.

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The real krautchan is back Bernd 06/07/2022 (Tue) 17:41:29 No. 64 [Reply]
Now that kohl (nonce fuckhole) is down, you may come to krautchan.rip , where nonces are banned on sight!
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It doesn't allow Onionposting.
>>65 >>64 why are you interested in a different site rather than getting info on thr kc mintboard people?

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Bernd 02/23/2022 (Wed) 10:17:36 No. 2 [Reply]
Macht das Bernd auch geil?
>>2 ne, das ist iwie schwul
>>2 Nein, der Bernd ist turingunvollständig.

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Bernd 03/13/2022 (Sun) 13:31:06 No. 10 [Reply]
Are you a friend of Germany?
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!Germany is thze best!
Not the current one.
Germany is a faild state

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Was macht Bernd ohne Kadse? Bernd 03/03/2022 (Thu) 15:02:47 No. 6 [Reply]
Was macht Bernd ohne Kadse? Bernd fühlt sich unbeobachtet und tanziert :3
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>>8 Write email to administration
>>8 Die Begründung, warum das so sehr erschwert wurde, macht keinen Sinn. Jemand hat halt ein paar Kekse vorgeneriert und diese veröffentlicht. Na und? Danach wurden sie gelöscht. Man würde munkeln, dass diese Person den jetzigen Zustand als Ziel hatte. Glückwunsch!
>>12 Jemand=Nato-Kotis und ihre Stiftungen

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Bernd 04/26/2022 (Tue) 20:59:11 No. 31 [Reply]
Would you ride with a stranger?

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Bernd 04/01/2022 (Fri) 16:23:24 No. 18 [Reply]
Warum ist Helmut eigentlich so ein Schizo und so geil auf Putler? :ooooo Gab natürlich Bann :^)
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>""
>>18 t. metter Nato-Koti wieder mett

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