As another side note, some white womynz, when sugging the blag benis, have been known to honk a clown horn, that they usually steal, from a bicycle, before arriving, as a sort of coming-of-age ritual. If you hear the clown horn, before you are about to blow your load, DO NOT BE ALARMED. This is perfectly normal and indicates dat de white womynz has chosen you, to deflower her, at an undisclosed, future date, usually, immediately, thereafter. This may seem, like a nervewracking endeavour bernds, but you must be strong. For centuries, black men have defoliated white womynz, in what is, commonly, known, as "the Texas hold-em clown college deflowering Gettysburg address". It is a uniquely American ritual. While you are deflowering a white womynz, and taking her to, 'the dark side", it is important to remember that you must recite the Gettysburg address, from memory, while humming the theme of "america, the beautiful," inside your head. If there is a TV, in the room, you must play a VHS cassette of "Police Academy", while doing so, also. Also, at the point of ejaculation, you must remember to shout out, at the top of your lungs, " THANK YOU, MASTER LINCOLN, FOR FREEING US SLAVES". And, when you're finished, you must annoint de white womynz, as a newfound member of the African-Americany race, with a droplet of kool-aid. Then, you bernd will no longer be a virgin. Most black men do this five times a year, at most, to millions of white american virgin womynz a year, including president's daughters. You're welcome.