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How do i become a lolcow like Chris-Chan? Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:20:22 No. 2385
I want people to carefully watch and archive everything i do I want people to come follow me araund with a camera and take pictures of me as im coming out of the store I want people to discuss everything im doing I want people to LOOK AT ME Im so hungry for attention and i cant take it anymore How do i get popular? How do i get peoples attention?(and keep it)
Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 19:50:37 No. 2401
>>2385 I suppose it depends. Where do you live?
Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 21:43:31 No. 2404
>>2385 For one to be a lolcow, they have to have zero self awareness. You have self awareness; you can't be a lolcow.
Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 23:15:27 No. 2405
>>2385 Take a lot of selfies and advocate for the lowering of the aoc
Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 05:26:30 No. 2427
>>2385 post self shot confessional videos on youtube and be 100% honest, youll get views and if youre unhinged enough youll be a lolcow
Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 10:24:16 No. 2453
Go on Kiwi Farms and ask them or just study the threads enough to figure out what the people they care about have in common
Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:45:36 No. 2480
>>2385 Step one - Be a loser but not dead or in jail Step two - have autism and be a weirdo Step three - Be unhinged, unashamed and confident Step four - share your opinions online
Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 20:40:28 No. 2489
act eccentric online >chad charming/silicone baddie
Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 00:13:44 No. 2506
(2.15 MB 400x392 777b545ea28ae104aa3236bfa3de8ccf3f9e738af85265b466c52f15f2067b63.gif)

>>2385 ruin your life on camera
Robot 04/28/2025 (Mon) 04:11:56 No. 3121
>>2506 He'd just end up in one of those 'watch people die inside' comps and then everyone would forget about him.
Robot 04/30/2025 (Wed) 09:26:45 No. 3140
>>2385 Continually do stuff so bombastic and offensive that normalfaggots will become addicted to clicking, viewing, updooting and sharing your shit. Kinda like Andrew Tate does.
Robot 04/30/2025 (Wed) 17:47:39 No. 3145
lolcows never take the high road or turn the other cheek. the only way they react is with narcissism or scorn. as a result being a lolcow on purpose isnt really possible. it would be a huge mental strain. chrischan was quite literally getting sexually molested at points. could you keep the act up even through that? and i should say the obvious, you would not be respected in the slightest. its not a good kind of attention. you would be dealing with the same 4 autists most of your life. saying and doing the most atrocious things towards you, if you were selfaware itd destroy your ego, which it sounds like you have very little of judging by this desire.
Robot 05/01/2025 (Thu) 12:01:51 No. 3160
(15.62 MB 720x1280 niggerspergin.mp4)

Something like this, for starters.
Robot 05/03/2025 (Sat) 10:48:26 No. 3167
>>2385 i believe cringe requires the element of ignorance. with self awareness and intention, you are no longer cringe. you are simply annoying.
Robot 05/04/2025 (Sun) 08:30:30 No. 3172
>>3167 >with self awareness and intention, you are no longer cringe. you are simply annoying. People like Andrew Tate have become multi-millionaires off doing exactly that. Let him be your inspiration, OP.
Robot 06/29/2025 (Sun) 21:14:59 No. 3214
>>3160 I can't take niggers with accents seriously
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