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Meta
Opening up the board for an under the radar grand opening today. Keep in mind that many of the posts here are almost 4 years old, and have been imported from an old lynxchan test instance that was being used as a bunker.
I've enabled r9k/"Unique Posts" mode for now, might disable it if it causes problems in edge cases, let me know. It shouldn't apply to images and should still let you upload files without any text attached the post.
If you're unfamiliar with /r9k/ I suggest you look through some of the threads and get a feel for what the board is about. It should not be conflated with what you might know from cuckchan's /r9k/. The rules and guidelines are already pretty refined and condensed, but may still be tweaked as things come up. There are some legacy threads and posts that are kind of lazy or may break rules, but will be grandfathered in. But generally it's ideal that OP's have more effort put into them.
Rules
1. You must be a male virgin to post on this board.
2. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.
3. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.
4. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive or otherwise unnecessary threads may be deleted or merged.
5. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion.
6. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the meta thread.
7. Maintain the spirit of anonymity. No namefagging, tripfagging, avatarfagging, or signatures unless necessary for a specific thread. This rule will also encompass particularly unorthodox styles of writing that makes you clearly identifiable between threads.
8. No fedposting, no /r9gay/ posting
9. No roastie worship, including "vtubers"
Contact
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Philosophy
What are the philosophical beliefs that robots are more likely to hold, and what beliefs you believe are normalfaggotry, or unhealthy?
In my honest opinion the most common robot philosophical beliefs I've seen are:
>Nietzschesanism
Is basically an optimistic version of robotdom, believing in thinking of yourself and that humanity can better itself only if we destroy the current belief system of the world and create new ideas that will better the world. A try to accept the world as it is without lying to yourself and love it for what it is. Whether it can be succesful or not is up to debate. Fuck the retards who think Nietzsche advocated for some kind of cruel men-of-success type of living, like a corporate CEO or a tyrannical corrupt king. This is not at all what he wished for
>Christianity
A lot of robots fall into Christian way of thought seeking hope of betterment after their deaths. Personally believe that it is a trap used to lure robots into more self-hatred, thought control as well as making them develop psychological illness by playing off of their weakness.
>Nihilism
It seems that robotdom is pretty nihilistic when it doesn't take a more optimistic approach. Robots who have fallen deep into depression are usually pessimistic existentialist nihilists with much self-hatred issues.
>Hedonism
Which is often a way of coping with nihilism for many robots.
>Misanthropy
Seen especially with the threads about school shooters, some robots hate humans. It's not always just narcissistic hatred either, it's often a hatred of "I hate humans, but I am also a human and hate myself because of it"
>Antinatalism
I think that many robots fall into the philosophical area of antinatalism and often don't want to have children because:
A) They hate women and believe that men should be happy living by their own
B) They believe that they would hurt their own children if they had to
C) They don't want to birth anyone into this god-forsaken world.
Any philosophical beliefs you consider normalfag? Any that you consider particularly robot?
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sometimes i become delusional and think itd be possible for me to leave my room and go into the outside world with other people, but so many things prevent it
so i made up a mantra to repeat it goes
"I have no reason to leave
I don't need to leave
I don't want to leave"
I think it's alright, I don't think many anons are posting on /r8k/ anymore but if anyone is do you leave your room often? how is it if you do or how do you cope with not being able to if you dont?
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how do I get a cute girlfriend?
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How do i become a lolcow like Chris-Chan?
I want people to carefully watch and archive everything i do
I want people to come follow me araund with a camera and take pictures of me as im coming out of the store
I want people to discuss everything im doing
I want people to LOOK AT ME
Im so hungry for attention and i cant take it anymore
How do i get popular?
How do i get peoples attention?(and keep it)
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>watch this video on autism friendly jobs
>she doesn't list a single one in the 24 minute timeframe
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Comfy fantasies thread
A thread for posting about any of the comfy fantasies you have.
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i dont know what to do in life or what im supposed to be doing in this realm or how to proceed its like this world doesnt want me
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I wanna go back to December 2021
I'll never achieve the highs I felt there ever again
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>tfw no 4chan
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I want marriage, my parents wants me to do it too
but not sex or kid i don't have confidence to raise kid in this ugly world
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FTDDTOT the passing of time edition
Quick or slow, it's all a blur.
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Gf guide
Exercise moderately.
Be social.
Get a haircut.
Wear good clothes.
Have a stable jod that can pay for rent, food, etc. (Just find ONE JOB you're good at then improve)
This is the bare minimum.
If you actually want a girlfriend and not the idea of one join a community about something you like (sport, video games volunteering etc.) , go to church, go to college/school in person (If you are young). If you are likeable (its not hard) you will become friends with a girl and maybe date.
Don't be a dumbass, there are many things that come with dating you don't know about.
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What's with all the "baww i want gf to cuddle and snuggle and hold" bullshit threads on here.
I wanna see women hurt and humiliated. That's the only thing I want. They don't deserve affection. They don't deserve anything good.
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I never had a gf and I can't even imagine ever getting one
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>tfw forced to live through another day after not dying in my sleep
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lmao i genuinely dont know why i should keep living i lost all motivation to do everything i dont even have the energy to kms anymore. fml.
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Am broke. Need Job
As title says I am broke as FUCK and need job. I worked at a scarpyard for two years as teenager and still am teenager but only adult teenager. My back is fucking destroyed from lifting scrap from racist old men to big boxes. Any ideas for wagie jobs plzplzplzpzlzplzpzlpzlpzlzlpzplzzplzplz
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outa ma house
>be me
>average kid in hs
>no college
>good with computer
>get a bunch of wfh data entry jobs
>make $200,000+ working 4 hours a day
>just play video games and jack off
>call from mom
>hi anon christmas is coming soon
>who are you bringing to the party? :):):):)
>consider skipping it since my family only likes my presents and not my presence
>anon you better not skip it your cousin is engaged!:0:):):)
>hate that walking pile of shit and his whore girlfirend
>immediately have to show him up
>do all the dating, cold approach stuff, only find one ugly chubby girl, her pussy smells like death and she moans like a walrus
>i did all the blackpill stuff but none of the REAL bitches are biting
>fuck it im getting a prostitute
>look around whore way
>find a pretty latina
>take her home, great time
>she wants to leave so i offer for her to stay, cook, clean and shit
>she hesitates because of my fucking furniture choices (i dont have a lot and they are grey, black and brown)
>i now have a spanish gf
>she takes care of the house and fucks whenever but shes kind of a bitch and keeps talking about her "pimp" looking for her
Should i just kick her out? I dont even care about my cousin anymore.
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blackpiller bros, I don't feel so good
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What happened to Wizchan?
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PAIN = BESTFRIEND
imeaning and purpose in life are derived from suffering, IE
>suffering is good
hypothetically you could win at life by severely maiming and burning yourself so you exist in a perpetual state of torment.
what are some helpful ways to ensure your mindstate is also fucked during this state?
thoughts? advice? surgeries?
obviously we want to avoid anything that could make you numb to the agony of existence
so far my ideas include
>constantly regretting the fact that you maimed and injured yourself for no reason
>thinking about how much better things could be if you weren't constantly in agony
>cold water being constantly and randomly poured on you by a friend or perhaps a doctor
>random but repeating noises and sounds on loop for your presentism eternity of agony
>dreaming of death but being so injured you can't even kill yourself
however i find this one problematic, as the idea of death may bring some sort of comfort in your state
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4chan is back thread.
Will you stay here? What did you think of 8chan?
Im gonna go. I might check in here sometimes. I like how quickly anons will respond on 4chan. But the quality seems a little better here. Its like a little vacation home.
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Ethnic identity
I was born in an environment that is considered "mine" by blood, passport and language. But I've never felt like a part of it. Sometimes I feel awkwardness, even shame from belonging to it (and for good reasons)
At the same time there is a neighbor country with whom I feel much closer - both culturally and emotionally. I wish I were one of them but I know I’ll never truly be one of them either.
Has anyone here gone through something like this?
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I want retaliate against soyjak niggers
Why are they doing this to 'us'?
I hate soyjak memes since it was created too
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do anons have hobbies? ones that aren't consooming at least
how do anons manage to do them when a lot of those types of hobbies take a tremendous amount of effort? i find that after 30 minutes of doing something like that i feel exhausted
also please talk about your hobby because id love to hear what anons do
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/drugfeel/
homeless but drugged edition
psychonautwiki
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Vide-oh Games thread
Let's talk about vidya. What have you been playing?
I discovered that I'm a philistine fag who only plays the most casual shit possible (on-rail shooters, flash games, rhythm games, arcade games). Been playing Epic Battle Fantasy 4 and I surprisingly didn't find a moment in which I dropped the game, may be one of the first I finish in a long time.
I was also emulating Rock Band but sadly I got to a point where the FPS drop and I can't find myself going back to it after that. Can't emulate Guitar Hero 2 PS2 as well due to sound delay making it unplayable.
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it is easter soon ! who is excited for the easter bunny to visit? p.s. i was born on easter ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ what is your ideal easter basket
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are you old enough to buy alcohol?
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Vocaroo thread
blogposters and attentionwhores assemble, you are called to war. it is time to increase this boards PPH through a vocaroo thread.
https://voca.ro/1bber2exSTNl
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Can we do a suicidal ideation thread? Dying is really cute and kino and there are many good reasons to try it, from basic goon things to artsy poetic ones to ecological reasons and so much more.
We should talk about the best ways to kill ourselves.
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Waifu Thread
Y'know the drill by now. Post your waifus, talk about your waifus, and maybe tell us the story of how you met your waifu. Feel free to mention esoteric stuff but remember, keep it minimal as to not derail the thread. Feel free to dump waifu images as well
As for me I recently l listened to the KS OST in its entirety yesterday (multiple times) while playing Vidya and it was a rather nice experience. I was playing Minecraft and so it was an ultimately comfy experience.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC BOARD
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I do not have any friends. I do not remember when my last 5 minute long conversation was. It has been 5 years of this, I think I am going insane. I should have died long ago, but I pussied out, time and time again.
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Thread for anons who can't post really good and want to learn to do other stuff good too
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Wallpaper Thread
Pretty simple, post papes for your fellow robots. Any kind goes with higher resolution always being better. And, if you need a reason to post papes, play an association game of sorts and post wallpaper(s) in response to another robot's post but tell us specifically why you did. Or just post papes and let the pictures do the talking.
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What would life as Chad be like during highschool?
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RFK jr wants to put us in camps
How am i supposed to post on 8chan when we are in a no technology work farm?
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my mind is beginning to slip
what modes are there of maintaining sainity
mines beginning to slip
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What's your definition on what a "normie" or "normalfag" means to you? I feel like everyone has their own interpretation of what that means. For me, it's someone who doesn't participate on things that's deemed socially acceptable.
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ice cream truck
just went to the ice cream truck and the guy said he only accepts cash or cashapp, what type of kike fuckery is this? you have your sirens blaring nostalgic songs with the ice cream truck tune yet when one approaches you deny me service? nice job selling false hope you stupid fucking cunt, niggers like you should eat the barrels of shotguns
stupid fucking ice cream man telling me I can't have ice cream
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/britfeel/
I just want things back the way they were edition
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My minecraft architecture thread ^-^
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Who knows what this guy's (nick)name was? He was some R9K NEET who killed himself (not the same guy who livestreamed it).
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Gondola
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another feeling really bad for no specific reason day and the copes just aren't working
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Men that prefer flat chested women are pedophiles and should kill themselves
bigger boobies are simply better if you disagree you're a pedophile and a fag and should die
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Cute thread
Cute cute cute.
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Is eating chocolates good for you?
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Fuck normalfags. Fuck YouTubers. I want them to stop bringing attention to shit I love. Fuck them. Why can't they stop destroying things. Everything they touch. Why. Oh why.
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Jamie thread 185
hello friends. how are (you) coping with 4chan being down?
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Today is her birthday!
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I was on shrooms, laughing and crying by myself, when I realized my cat was watching me, with genuine concern. He would run off for a moment to call for my other cat like she would know what to do, but he never went far and always quickly came back to stay by my side.
He's a good boy and I never felt genuinely cared for in such a way.
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Jewtube, Podcasts, Passive Entertainment
Post any interesting jewtube channels or entertainment you think robots might enjoy watching or listening to. Please do your best to use things like invidio.us instead of direct linking jewtube videos wherever possible.
>Vagrant Holiday
https://www.invidio.us/channel/UCgNqlRGqHdxNRPR6ycynWhw
Guy goes on vacations around europe without paying for hotels, bums it in bushes and abandoned buildings. Does some urban exploring as well.
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Corona-chan appreciation thread
Corona-chan is the biggest weapon we have against normalfaggotry currently. We should all be thankful for those times where it is completely acceptable to be a NEET and calmly sit at home while all of the normalfags are going fucking insane. It's just pleasant to see how the faggots are getting completely assblasted over their empty fucking relationships, and how stupid party-faggots are contracting the disease by their own stupidity.
How is the quarantine treating you robots? Are you feeling alright?
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How's life going, bros? Have you achieved what you are meant to at your current age?
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General thread
Anything goes.
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Music thread
2gou is got
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DAILY REMINDER
8chan died in 2016. Fuck anyone who defends it, for they are part of the problem. Fucking newfags. Nigger dick.
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Possible Robot Exclusive Game Night
We had one of these on zchan before it got nuked and since we're probably gonna be here a while I was thinking we could continue the brainstorming of this "might be" event. If you have any ideas for games you'd like to play feel free to post them.
Recently I was thinking that Terraria could work well for this. Terraria can run on a potato and pirated Terraria multiplayer is as easy as setting up a LAN sim so it fits the bill when it comes to ease of access. The game also has all the fun comfiness of a sandbox game like Minecraft but with the added bonus of having actual goals to fulfill other than beating a singular boss.
Servers are 8 people but I doubt that'll be a problem for a board like this.
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Online shekel making
Well, as the title suggests, this is a thread to discuss methods to earn money from the internets. Any ideas are welcome.
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Esotericism Thread:The Third
at the request of one anon and after some deliverance i decided to make this thread, you Know the Drill nignogs, make your Inquiries about the Supersensory, Plaster your Thoughts and Experiences, i am willing to do Tarot readings despite the fact that i no longer find Tarot as something remotely Useful, just keep in mind that its a pain in the ass for me to make them
being the reason why i abandoned the last Thread like a bitch so please if you are going to ask for a Reading make it a "Life or death" kinda deal, dont ask me about retarded stuff or stuff you could find out on your own, and im not fucking doing anything with more than 5 Cards on it
Since this thread is Dedicated to Esotericism that means i don't need to apply my usual Filters, i hope you fags dont mind me posting my Ramblings on a "Extra Autismo" setting and give some otherwise irrelevant Sitreps on my Ontological Situation
i have the vague feeling that this thread is going to end up becoming my Containtment Jail since 99% of what i post is related to Either Taihou or Esotericism
Esoteric Waifufag's Library:
https://anonfiles.com/b6n2x3H7o3/Library_7z
Open
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Robot Archives
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FTDDTOT i'm fucking tired edition
this has to end at some point
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Animu (JRPG, Manga, VN etc.) Thread
Post about any animu related content you've consumed recently be it a VN a JRPG or an actual anime. I'm still on break from Tokyo Xanadu but I'll be playing it all the way through to the end whenever I find the time.
And as to start discussion: what JRPGs or anime would you anons say are your favorite and why? I would like to know since I know some of these media can really solidify themselves in the hearts of those who consume them and so I'd like to see what kind of things you robots enjoyed experiencing. I myself got into games due to a JRPG. The first video game I played as a child was Final Fantasy 8 and it's still my favorite vidya to this day.
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Fun thread.
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Sad thread
Post sad things.
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Geimu night threado
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Hobbies
Any robots here partake in/ used to partake in some sort of hobby?
I myself used to be big into origami and photorealistic art when I was younger, but since then I've stopped doing both altogether. It got to a point where it wasn't very challenging and it was more a question of how many dozens of hours I wanted to spend on a drawing rather than if I could do it or not. As for origami paper simply got too expensive once I got into the higher skill territory. I recently tried drawing something again and half-assed it after about a third the way through due to boredom. If you robots would like to see any of these feel free to ask.
As of right now, it seems like games and anime are where it's at. As for gaming, I'm planning on getting back into Majora's Mask after recovering my save files from a dead PC.
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