>>2421 Had one. Overrated.

>>2424 Was she pretty and did you get to cuddle and have sex with her?

>>2421 I think id be an okay boyfriend but im just too terrified to talk to girls. I hate it so much. Ive had opportunities but i just couldn't. I hate myself for it

im gonna be honest, when i stopped caring about it, is when i happened to meet someone and finally got a girl... 6 years together till i got sick of the jelousy and her wanting to be with me pretty much everywhere i went, felt like i didnt have a life... been single 3 years cause i cant imagine myself devoting sooo much time to someone whilst ignoring my own needs, its cute having someone that loves you but i dunno man, not always the best thing in the world

>>2421 same op same

>>2425 She was okay but beauty fades quickly, as in, by the time you're in a relationship with someone you don't "see" them, you "know"them. We would cuddle and have sex, but it was just... off. She was (any Western woman is) her own person with ugly sides that were sometimes difficult to overlook and it was ultimately unfulfilling. I was surprised, I thought that would be the answer. Learned that only I could make myself happy.

>>2437 > when i stopped caring about it, is when i happened to meet someone But dont you over do it robots, I too stoped caring, so much that I never go out (health) and never started with the whole dating app thing (bullshit) So unless I am a main protagonist and a girl just appears out of nothing in my room....

>>2437 Why did you get bored of loyalty? If she was jealous and wanted to be with you 24/7, you could have just did exactly that, talking to her and going on adventures together. Seems stupid to want "your own life" if you can have one exciting life for two people.

>>2441 oh I'm 34 khhv but I didn't realize this was trying to be /wiz/, doesn't matter I guess everyone is gone anyway

I can't believe it's over and I never got an /r9k/ gf, which was my strongest desire. Really goes to show the fleeting nature of existence.

>>2421 Every time I think about having a girlfriend I just think about how much time and money I would have to sacrifice to keep her happy and, even after all that, I still wouldn't be entitled to her body and she could break up with me on a whim. I was always last growing up, never had any friends, so how could I entertain the idea of being good enough for a woman?

>>2421 I am certain that I will die in my room after a lifetime spent alone. I'm still a retarded teenager now in a man's body so I wouldn't even know what the fuck to do if somehow someone showed interest in me.

>>2421 Same it's such a strange feeling

>>2421 I haven't either, but I'm going to tell you right now that the vast majority of women aren't worth the effort. If you want a good one, you have to work on yourself. I got my bachelor's two years ago, and I've been working on a couple of nonprofits, one of which is my own business. Wealth attracts women, but so does influence, and power in general. You want pussy? Accumulate power in its various forms.

>>2421 Chris Chan could do it

>>2953 Not everyone has the podium effect from being a decades-long lolcow eceleb, anon.

>>2421 just have a very cute and submissive femboy

>>2424 ^THIS >>2421 >I never had a gf and I can't even imagine ever getting one Be grateful, not everyone is as fortunate as you. You only think you're missing out because Imagine >having a migrane 24/7 from overthinking >being around someone who perpetually lies to your face >plays with your emotions and tries to manipulate you >gets angry and hostile if you refuse to be manipulated >burns through the money in your wallet/account >eyes up other guys *They all do it. My gfs did it to me. Other guys gfs give me fuck-me-now eyes and do it to them* while you're with her and even more when you're not You pine about the idea of having a gf. That idea only ever exists in your head even when you have a real gf. Be grateful you don't have to experience the wholly different reality of actually having a gf.

>>2785 >>2909 Wondering what having a gf is like - is like, being healthy your whole life and wishing you were sick and in pain. The only reason some guys put up with being 'sick' is they're simps. Any time you feel the desire remind yourself the difference between being ill and healthy. Vomiting and fevers are overrated, as is a gf.

I tried to get one but all the girls treated me like trash

>>2421 The reason y'all never got pussy is because you fucking suck. Here is the instruction manual on how to stop sucking. Warning! It's gonna take a whole lot of hard work and re-building yourself from the ground up!

>>2421 Imagine having a friend first. If you don't have an ideal friend, imagine you are your own friend. If you can't even imagine having a friend in yourself, consider why you wouldn't be your own friend and try to improve yourself. Would you ever think a girl would want to be around you if you are unhappy with yourself? If you can't imagine a girl being with you, this is likely the cause. You are upset at yourself. You don't have to try to be worthy of a woman. You must only focus on being able to be proud of yourself.

>>3078 You aren't wrong but monkey brain wants mate ooga booga

wife > gf