>Be social. >Have a stable job. So you're saying it's over

>>3020 >Be social. I need more explanation

I'm 30 years old boss

>>3020 >Exercise moderately. Nah >Be social Nah >Get a haircut. Nah >Wear good clothes. Nah >Have a stable jod that can pay for rent, food, etc. (Just find ONE JOB you're good at then improve) I actually got that, but mostly because I wanted to be independent from my dad. >This is the bare minimum. Too fake for me >If you actually want a girlfriend and not the idea of one join a community about something you like (sport, video games volunteering etc.) , go to church, go to college/school in person (If you are young). Why should I pretend to be something that I am not just to score some rundown gash? >If you are likeable (its not hard) you will become friends with a girl and maybe date. Nah. >Don't be a dumbass, there are many things that come with dating you don't know about. To me it's just too fake. Why would I pretend to be something else when I just wanna be a lazy fuck and slack through life? And I know there is other girls that are into that, but oh because the female experience is the polar opposite they're gonna have fools for them everywhere. Fuck that, if my alternatives are just shitty slags and my hand, I'll keep my hand thanks.

if ALL ELSE FAILS just commit crimes and buy prostitutes. >wahhhh i dont wanna be a drug dealer or a gang banger i hate niggers!!!!11!!1!1 commit smart crimes like money laundering or fraud >wahhhh i dont know math i cant count past ten i cant read i cant be smart i hate crackers!!!11!1!!!1!! embrace your blackness and ascend to a new form of Niggativity.

>>3020 You left out the most important part: reinstalling your spine. Here's the instruction manual.

>>3138 The fuck?

>>3020 if any of you bois match this perfect description hit me up i want cum

>>3020 One thing that must be reiterated is no one will approach you just because you check all above and you're at a social event. The hardest part: you must approach someone and start a conversation. The conversation must also flow naturally and be interesting (imagine the hourglass thing from harry potter). Maybe, just maybe, you'll both "click" and exchange phone numbers. If there are a lot of pauses, dead air, or they're not actively contributing, then you're outta luck. Even if you exchange phone numbers, then that's only the beginning. Don't treat it as anything more. The truly hardest part comes after.

>>3024 funny and iktf, anon