>>14928
>smell
i get it your literally never touched grass, ever
horses, and other big animals esp cows, DO smell horibble... until you happend to be a dirty village peasant or city rich horse people/girls. Then horses smells like best cologne in existence and all horse ppl want is sniff horses forever, and smell themself like horses when horses are not around.. pls keep in mind that average horse ppl also shovel horse shit like 2h per day, and they still like that smell
https://www.reddit.com/r/fragrance/comments/1amcqb7/fragrances_that_smells_like_a_horse/
https://triptychnature.com/products/eau-de-toilette-horse-sweat-50-ml
>risk of death
its true, both with stalions.. cough cough Mr Hands.. and with mares, i mean i saw several clips with mare one shoting a fking stalion, of equine kind, and humans tend to be sort off, more delicate in builds then stalions, so mare dont even need to goes lucky and hit you in a temple, often middle of chest could be fatal.Still that step could be easily avoided -if mare actually like you, cos you hand raised and imprinted her, shes not going to kick
>suction
there is nothing liek that, its retarded claim, plus mares in general are "hot dogs down the hallway". mare can take a proper stalion, shes not going to notice... or suck on a wiener
>backing, esp into a wall
ok, yes backing its true, in some rare cases when mare is esp into her human admirer (in most cases even if mare like her owner, she just goes neutral, and just stand there)
but... i watched exactly 5376 mare movies and i didnt saw a SINGLE fking one with backing against the wall, in fact i didnt see one that was filmed with wall behind
...cos most horse owners are not literally retard tier, future darwin award winners like
>>14929 , and they never goddam ever position themself between mare back and a wall
bigger risk would be mare backing and steping on your, most likely bare, foot. that is guaranteed say goodbye to walking for next 4+ months
>uncommon STD
thats next one retarded urban myth, there is maybe one zoonosis that you can get from horse urine (nasty and lethal disease in humans, Leptospirosis, but you can vaccine your horse against it), and i guess you can maybe catch UTI. There is no STD that gives you away as horse fucker at screening