Wasn't sure where to post it but I wrote up a prelim dialog for VB guy v Deadpool if that's happening
VBGuy: *takes a swig of his beer*
Deadpool: Woah there, isn't it a bit early for you over there matey to start drinking
VBGuy: IT'S QUARTER TO 8 IN THE FUCKIN MORNIN AND THIS IS WHAT YA HAVE FA BREAKFAST IF YA A TRUE BLUE AUSSIE YA DOG CUNT
Deadpool: I mean yeah I like a drink as much as the next guy but you don't think it's excessive to be drinking beer now
VBGuy: It's a FUCKIN VB LOOOOONG NECK, GET THAT UP YA, INSTEAD OF THOSE COCKS YOU GET UP YA, YOU FARKEN SPIDERMAN LOOKIN FAGGOT
Deadpool: Uhh did you just call me Spiderman, I might have to get you for that
VBGuy: TRY ME DOG CUNT
*Ding*
If VBGuy Wins
VBGuy: YA FARKEN SPIDERMAN CUNT, GET THIS UP YA
*hands deadpool an unopened cold bottle of a VB Longneck*
Deadpool: *opens VB and takes a swig* Fuck, this is actually pretty fucking good mate, better than that Budweiser shit we have, I'll have to bother Wolverine for some next time I'm at his house
VBGuy: Yeah I fuckin said so mate, shit's fuckin good aye, and look you seem like a good cunt but I've got to fuck off, I've got this bitch following me who keep saying I need to win this tourney or some shit so I've got to go to the next match or some shit aye
CoronaChan: *walks in* hewwo
Deadpool: *coughs* uh ohh
If Deadpool Wins
VBGuy: *passed out on the floor*
Deadpool: Awww look, he's couldn't handle his drink, what a lightweight, well I'm off
CoronaChan: *walks in* Uhh fuck, I decide to try and help this bumbling Gweilo try and win so I can spread my blessings and he can't even win a fucking match, my fucking fault for choosing someone from a Country who rejected my blessings, Wonder if there is a New York or London Beer that would be better to “meme” to the gweilo for next time