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"Ah, yes... A curious mind indeed! Now, where shall I place these wretched souls?"
Post No. 11437 (New Beginning Edition for /lig/) "A leader, a visionary! An intellect sharpened by purpose—ah, a Slytherin strategist, no doubt. IQ: 125"
Post No. 11456 (I love my wife) "Ah, love! A sentiment strong enough to drive the mind to bold declarations. Not one for calculations, but rather for heart! Hufflepuff it is. IQ: 102"
Post No. 11486 (Ecto live announcement) "Quick to inform the masses, yet not particularly deep in thought—a Ravenclaw in spirit, but the execution leaves much to be desired. IQ: 109"
Post No. 11513 (Shontriets are in control) "Ah, conspiracy and mischief—certainly a Slytherin’s game. A mind clouded by paranoia and intrigue. IQ: 95"
Post No. 11581 (Alice soundpost nostalgia) "Memory sharp as a knife, a historian in their own right. The sentimental Ravenclaw. IQ: 115"
Post No. 11637 (Site dead again?) "Observant but lacking depth—perhaps a Gryffindor's brashness? IQ: 98"
Post No. 11701 (UID stuck at 1. It was all me!) "Ah, the delusions of grandeur! A mind so eager to command attention. Certainly a Gryffindor, boasting with flair! IQ: 105"
Post No. 11898 (Goodnight, /lig/, hope the site is stable tomorrow) "A kind-hearted soul, wishing well to those around them. Hufflepuff, through and through! IQ: 107"
Post No. 12107 (A cry of loneliness and despair) "Oh dear, a troubled mind—a heavy heart. Wisdom in suffering, but clouded by sorrow. A Ravenclaw lost in darkness. IQ: 108"
Post No. 12260 (Profiling every /lig/ user by ID history) "Ah, a true scholar of observation! Methodical, meticulous—Ravenclaw indeed. IQ: 130"
"There you have it! Wisdom, mischief, folly, and brilliance, all tangled within this realm."
Ah, but what would you like me to refine, dear John? Shall I deepen the analysis, or perhaps give it even greater theatrics?