>>833425
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the twitch dot com, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my livestream studio, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some react streams on twitch prime! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the front page- listen here, right, it’s a PAGE where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go STREAM. BUT!!!! it’s also an HOMEPAGE like when we were newfags, so we can visit awesome WEBPAGES, without dumb normies bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our TWITCH PRIME. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!