good evening i love my beautiful wives ill blogpost less this thread i was annoying even myself

delicious, delectable, and supple brown titties in my mouth

I love my wife, that is all

I am a loser. The only thing I'm good for is being bullied by Madam Shibi. Madam Shibi is the best mesugaki I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!

It's Ceru's birthday on the 13th! Let's make a card together! Submit a tile (An image) and together it will make 1 big card from all of us. Example of a completed card: https://catbox.moe/c/tmoki5 >Some editing assets https://mega.nz/folder/QYo1TSDI#0UkjYypj-FaIqUhcnPc3Ug All tiles must be have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). Spoiling your submissions are recommended. >Deadline is in 47 hours. https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/birthday?iso=20251113T00&p0=179

dear mrs cottonbum of vallure gen one indludge, i am writing to you today to inform you that your recent joke submitted to x.com (formerly twitter) is not going to going to connect with the common people of twitter who likely dont know you are black, i would like to humbly implore you to post a high resolution photo of your dark soles lubed up in baby oil to correct this potential misunderstand p.s. post butthole too p.p.s the fedora wearing rabbit people and the pumpkin headed rodent people have made a collective suicide pact if the twins of terrors do not return to the land between within the nix 1024 days, please see to organizing this at your next convenience sincerely, anonymous

What's up with the replies to this post. https://x.com/CeruNSFW/status/1988050864779444455

>>971272 >oh its not so bad >theres like 40 more comments by the same guy

>>971268 you had a good thing going until >nix

>>971283 its just sloppy hand writing anon.. i assure you all the spelling is definitely in order

what kinds of things does ceru like?

I love my wife she makes me happy nini guys love y…zzz

>>971310 gn

Immy kinda cute Immy kinda wife Immy kinda looks Like the love of my life!

>>971310 >>971382 Good night oshi dreams

>>971272 Hope she blocks or mutes them.

Why am I never pink

>>971612 Maybe you should try dressing up as a girl

Wait no

>>971619 fem anon

>>971621 i cast ball twister spell on your balls /roll1d20}

i only slept for 1 hour please

>>971622 Reflect spell 1d20 = 10

>>971624 Mine says 20 yours says 10, i win

>>971626 But yours was a failed spell, meaning you gave a 20 power balls massage instead.

>>971622 ew he’s gay AND can’t even cast magic right

I love my beautiful and sweet, cute and sexy, adorable and lovely sisterwife Immy Bisou! Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

It's not original, but it's true. I love Immy Bisou.

>>971985 alright who's the girl to the right of azura ive seen her before but never consumed any of her content

>>971630 need a brown woman to give me a 20 power ball massage >>971700 you literally ERP with another man

>>971989 New Phase member.

>>971989 I actually didn't know but her name is Bibi Biscuit she's one of the new members of Phase.

>>972001 >>972002 seems like an odd choice next to azura and not another mommy type asmrtist but sure

>>971985 >Mummeh grouped Immy with Pillow Why did my little sister spontaneously combust? I can't sleep without my pookie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

The remaining schedules were posted to the discord, I added Azura and Icey https://files.catbox.moe/mvirk7.jpg

Good morning /vag/ Sorry I didn't bake this thread, fell asleep early from migraine Next one will be a Ceru birthday edition, trvst the plvn >>971622 >can't cast spells >won't pick up a bludgeoning tool and just beat the gay wizard to death like a man You get what you deserve. brat. Azuposter, flatten his prostate. >>971985 This looks fun I cannot watch Pillow no matter what though, she's too sweet; it causes me great psychological pain, I have to tune out within seconds of hearing her speak.

>>971985 I'm crashing the phase plane

>>972124 I will strangle You with My freezing cold hands You incontinent littletall fetcher

>>971997 Name one time, your gay fantasies about me don’t help your case at all faggot

>>972187 12:28

>>972152 >spoiler Good luck reaching all the way up here to do it with your little dwarf arms, dawi.

Archive links for the previous thread. >>>/vag/74

Stronny soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-spk1a-JIo

I will marry my wife

when you hear "friend of vallure", who do you think of?

>>972250 me

>>972250 Pippa

>>972255 her??

Shibi doing a birthday collab with a friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96mLlcj4CwU

>>972250 Miwa.

>>972250 ch4i

Willo live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVJPW742vWw

willo is cute but isn't she kinda schizo?

>>972250 my dick

>a male collab beggar asks to join a discord voice call with vallure girl man where do these people come from, how oblivious can you be

>>972377 It sounds odd even outside the context of VAllure, who just lets some random homo into VC

>>972377 the one in shibi's stream?

>>972388 I haven't seen anything like that in her chat?

why is willo bullying us

>>972426 triple reverse uno domloss

This morning I dreamed that Ceru peed on me. I was at some event with lots of vtubers, where I asked a short black haired vtuber (No non-dream equivalent) to model for a drawing I was making before. She got offended and went to get her friends to punish me. Willo simply dumped a water bottle on me, but Ceru held me down with her heavy metal knees resting on both sides of my head. She pressed her mound covered in stretchy black fabric against my face and let go of the pressure. I tried to deflect it, but it splashed everywhere so I submitted to try to spare anyone else there from getting caught in the splatter. I'm not even usually into piss. I blame all the bully audios for the dream.

i kind of missed these repo streams

>>972247 lol ur short

i think willo hates this game, she's clearly not very exicted about mita, but she is the whole appeal of the game

>>972472 REPO collabs are always pretty fun. I prefer these kinds of chill collab games, compared to like lethal company or phasmophobia

>>972547 that game is pretty over hyped to be fair

>>972545 love you too bro kisses you on the lips forcefully if necessary

does ceru like vodka?

>>972674 She mistook a bottle on her desk as water once that was actually vodka, so you tell me

>>972637 how many of you fucks are gay

I miss my wife

>>972255 The only thing Pippa wants with VAllure is for Stronny and Immy to violate all of her holes.

Love me my sister-madam-wife

Immy posting cute rats

>Your crush corners you after class, only to pin you to the wall and--!! Ooh my~ My newest ASMR video is now live for YOUR enjoyment 🫦 >🎨 Overlord https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpu5OclUkkw

>>972885 I forget Mara exists but this is actually really good

Ceru ASMR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt5SUJ-Asd0

>>972250 I'd say someone who has collab with the girls, regularly interacts with one of our girls, or pops into streams.

>>972162 thats my kamioshi

Poor Mercy https://x.com/ModisteNSFW/status/1988352026158445026 https://x.com/ModisteNSFW/status/1988377531498815743

empaths don't look

praying to every god out there that Mercy only has something silly like menopause

Immy is live with a friend Rui https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDYqG-DDcC4

Is Shibi aware of Nightreign dlc?

>>972250 rui asaka

>>973074 She was aware of it in general, but she probably hasn't watched the State of Play yet. She had a lot to do today.

>>972250 Dead friend that came back from the dead just to defend VAllure. I say all of the girls from Yume+ are still friend.

>>972250 First few I Think of are Aimee, Cerenity, Ch4i, and Denpa

If any Pinpal cares to do so. I have the $16 Creme Brulee touch Throne offers for surprise gifts and it's pretty good.

>>973120 I don't know if I trust Immy with a blowtorch tbh

Phyla is back on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr97ntA_0pU

immy's nsfw twitter doesn't gain followers anymore does it? it's been stuck around 66k followers for a long time now

>>973196 Welcome back Phyla

Azura live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4UgA8uM5p4

>>973429 Also welcome back Azura!

We are now Immyless...

>Bye >Pookie >Love you <KISSES <Love you <33

Immyless for now but I'll hold out hope for a guerilla Anyone wanna do a puzzle? https://jiggie.fun/o5XCMF

>>973664 thanks for joining friends

Wanna do another puzzle? https://jiggie.fun/I93DhZ

>>973784 thanks for joining again friends

>>973664 >>973784 thanks for the puzz!

>>973895 Thank you for hosting

>>973901 The scuff makes this, anon Good work

>>973901 kek, amazing work

>>973901 Cute. Thanks anon.

>>973901 that's the life baby

I'm starting to run low on pics to use for the puzzles and it's also getting hard to remember what ones I've already done so we might see some repeats in the future lol

>>973942 I like the drawn version too

>>973938 That's fine for me. I don't mind repeat puzzles. >>973942 You're submission looks great and your drawing does too

I wonder if she's playing bots https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1988452191925887440

ah fuck i forgot to pitch in to mamochka's card

>>973995 there is still a little over 24 hours

Are you listening to anything tonight /vag/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0W78dgSLEc

>>974114 https://youtu.be/2SFt7JHwJeg i missed azura so much her voice helped me sleep. i love my wife

>>971262 sorry bout the quality, probably only use this one if you need a gap filler

>>974135 Cute! Thanks anon

>>974135 you are far too humble it looks really good man

>>971262 there was a leftover disembodied ceru finger, use this instead

>>974185 k

goodnight Immy I love you goodnight /vag/ love y'all

>>974257 gn lil bro

>>974257 gn bro immy dreams

>>974257 gn

>>974114 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jAVRtvdEY8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK2K0tmtp58 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uV2sRxgy0w

>>974257 Goodnight bro I love you too. Immy dreams

if you could have your oshi collab with one other big corpo vtuber, who would it be? i think bijou and azura would be a surprisingly good collab somehow.

>>974413 it would be a terrible collab because both are autistic self-hating asian women who do not do well interacting with vtubers they don't know on stream but miori ex-corpo but still

>>974431 ex-corpo counts. never watched but the autistic asian collab would be funny

>>974413 Not corpo anymore but iron mouse I think they would get along extremely well

Goodnight everyone I love yall I really hope immy does a guerrilla stream

>>974493 gn bro immy dreams

>>974491 The fact I can see them collab and be friends

>>974413 It's ex-corpo but Stronny x Melody. Maybe Shibi x Scarle.

Goodnight everyone, oshi dreams.

>>974596 gn

Gn /vag/ >>971262 A heads up, the card's deadline is in 17 hours

>>974662 gn bro ceru dreams

I found a good NSFW artist on skeb and then realized Japanese artists have to censor the genitals lol

>>974865 ive grown so accustomed to the pixelation i dont even notice it anymore

denpa posted tummy because stronny told her to https://x.com/denpafish/status/1988618434528055726

>>974910 architects are truly the most oppressed people in this vtubing economy

Good morning /vag/ >>974413 Matara would be my first inclination ex-corpo but still but I feel she's a "don't meet your heroes" situation for Ceru. I can't think of many other chuubas that would resonate with Ceru's autism's frequency though either; I don't watch a lot of big name corpo girls, sorry.

>>974926 I had the biggest crush on matara when she was in niji if she did lewd I truly think she would be one of the biggest mommy tubers the cum hat image lives in my head to this day

At some point I replied to an Icey tweet and there have been several bot accounts following me since then

>>975069 Welcome to the porn bot club.

>>975069 It happens, remove and block them or they'll keep doing it

>>975069 maybe they aren't bots, maybe they just fell in love with you

Willo live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-KuOldgsj0

Shibi in Freechat discussing emites

>>975146 Cute >>975164 >Emites Why is Shibi doing a Bible study on Deuteronomy?

>>975164 now how can i possibly participate without exposing that im /here/

who is the guy in this image? he's so handsome, i hate him https://x.com/AzuraDulait/status/1983932370106438079

>>975307 that's you

>>975332 why's she kissing him and not me?!

>>975447 that's you

Immy gonna work on her video today https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1988706036371386496

>>975502 cute loli girlfriend (formerly little sister)

shibi has interesting raid targets

>>975536 It's her way of doing findom Pay money to her kouhai to be good This is a joke obviously, don't do that if you don't want to, Shibi is just a bit clueless (affectionate)

https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1988721878509256895 This one should be pretty obvious

>>975605 I was gonna say C but that's for her real life looks

>>975605 H

>Enjoying the view, darling? 💕 https://x.com/MaraVNSFW/status/1988728509942952367

>>975662 boobs!

Were the nudes alts posted for the gen 1 girls somewhere too? I don't recall seeing Mercy's (or Shibi's)

>>975682 I don't remember if the girls posted the alts themselves but the artist posted the alts on his pixiv page

>>975682 The variants multiply with every gen. Gen 3 will have futa and creampie versions of the foot pics commissioned by Stronny.

>>975682 It was up to each girl to post them. I'm pretty sure most did.

>>975690 >>975692 Oh nice, thanks

>>975682 >>975692 Snippets are the cutest mascot by a large margin.

>>975703 Will anon ever remake this masterpiece for the 2.0 design?

>>975703 respectfully disagree

>>975690 >>975692 This should be all of the gen 1 feet pics that Freezer drew there's 3-4 variants for each girl https://litter.catbox.moe/w86bsw328fg7iyi7.zip

>>975723 Oh wait I'm missing Immy clothed with the Pinpal but I think Immy posted that one herself anyway

>>975711 You just want him to draw dog penis, don't you Stronny?

>>975767 The real question is whether Solmates would have two dicks like a snake or a cloaca like a bird

>>975771 "Winged serpent," so the snake option.

Mara's taste

>>975787 >a literal ball with eyes is in "smash"

>>975792 imagine where it could go...

>>975787 Kyogre and Rayquaza but no Groudon. That's just rude.

>>975792 I think it's excellent taste.

>>975787 Noticing >Multiple Pokemon with large tongues >Bellsprout Mara clearly wants her pussy eaten out. Bumble babes should take note.

shibi news:

Azura https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCujNpIPGzs

>>976031 thanks anon

we are all going to feel really silly if we used the wrong russian moon runes for "happy brithday"

>>976037 It's a good thing some of us can read those moon runes then and knows what they mean, huh Google translate is very good at simple phrases from one language to another like "happy birthday" or "merry Christmas" (at least in European languages) but struggles with context for conjugation and gendered words in full sentences and paragraphs.

>>976037 >brithday oh the irony

>>976046 are you fluent in russian

>>976085 No, still learning because it's a hobby but I know what the letters are and a lot of common phrases. "Happy birthday" is obviously a common phrase when learning a language.

Quetzu received some kind of bad news https://x.com/QuetzuNSFW/status/1988754840755769502 https://x.com/QuetzuSolscale/status/1988758261114216520

Phyla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpB9t6sLENw

>>976037 Its written <Хаппи Сэрудей

>>976100 Fuck it’s times like these I just wish I could hold her so she knows we’re here for her

>>975792 >"Voltorb! We've hit our 100th. We're not going to get through all fucking 1000, are we?" >"Voltorb uh, has zapped many people..." >"He's just a ball" >"Like I guess he can make use of it but he's just a ball" >"...Fine." That's all she says on him. I cannot figure out why she clicked smash. That's the kind of pick I'd expect her to get defensive about, not to choose reluctantly like she's caving to the sheer popularity and magnetism of voltorb.

>>975792 >>976177 I can think of one reason

>>976186 She's dramatically mistaken about the size of voltorb then. They're massive.

>>976100 What happened?

>>976100 sending you my luck lizard girl 1d20 = 17

>>971262 o7

I'm starting to grow on Phyla more and more.

there is MERCY CONTENT SCHEDULED FOR THIS WEEK

>>976190 She didn't elaborate so it's probably personal

>>976208 huh? that must be a mistake.

one of these days ill get these figured out

>>976208 But it's No Mercy November...

>>976197 Cute! 4 hours left for the card btw.

Phyla ASMR video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeWRR9d5e30

>>976186 gen2 went from milkallure to beadallure

Passionate kissing sessions with Ceru's lips Passionate feel-up sessions with Ceru's tits Passionate feel-up sessions with Ceru's butt Passionate kissing sessions with Ceru's anus Passionate fucking sessions with Ceru's womb Passionate holding sessions with Ceru's hands

She has an expressionless monotonous voice, but I really love that in a woman

>>971262 Is the joke obvious or do you think I need a little text to explain it?

>>976414 idgi

>>976419 Does it work now?

>>976442 ohhhhh, ok I might just be dumb, but I get it now, kek

>>976414 >>976442 wow that took really long to register kek, kino

>>976442 Cute! Use this version she wouldn't get it otherwise

>>976487 Thank. Will do.

>>976414 Neat cybershota! Thought the same thing with the chocolate cake but I changed it

>>971262 o7

>>976611 Kino

i was getting a little nervous earlier today, but looks like we had a good showing for the card, now stronny won't have to fire us

>>976629 There's still 2 hours left to add more.

>>976611 sovl

>>976679 This is missing >>976031

>>976686 Shit. Thanks for pointing it out anon. idk how I missed that. >Actual current look of the card.

>>971262 Final hour. Please let me know if you are still working on anything. Otherwise I'll start making the border early.

>>976864 thank you for your work anon

>>976864 im almost done anon hold on

>>976897 That's alright. Thanks for letting me know.

>>971262 >>976903 thx for holding on! i always loved the idea of extendo arms for giving big hugs i spent an hour doing the body only for it to be obscured by the cyberpups lol

>>976864 I have something to go if any space needs to be filled out, but I've already submitted something, so I'll wait to see if you need anything else.

>>976930 Very cute. Thanks anon.

anybody playing dispatch? been a while since i played an RPG that made me feel like i made the wrong choice at every turn and want to reset....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnZFijxJlEg Mercy Guerilla

>>976933 Sorry for taking so long to reply. It genuinely took me that long to get a useable shape. There's a 800x400 sized space in this format if you would like to take it. I'm cool with giving you a bit of overtime if that's what you want.

>>977139 And I forgot the image.

>>977139 No worries anon, it's already to go and I was just waiting to see what dimensions you might need, if any. Thanks for all of your valiant efforts on the card, it looks great already!

>>977174 Thank you

did you know mercy modiste is super cute i knew

Azura live on fansly btw https://fansly.com/live/AzuraDulait

>>977213 just chatting no gooning (unless she changes her mind)

Mercy's audio in my ears

Thank you to everyone who contributed to the card! Happy birthday Ceru! https://x.com/VAllureAnonCard/status/1988846990235422761

>>977319 card came out cute! thanks anon! <3

>>977319 Came out great. Thanks card anon and all who contributed.

i joined the mercy stream late and im so confused

>>977426 She finished the game, now we're watching SupaHotFire

>>977319 The finished card looks fantastic Card Anon, thank you for putting everything together and posting it. She's going to love it, so thanks to everybody who made something for it, everyone did excellent work.

>>977319 waow

>>977319 Turned out great! I'm sure she'll love it

I love my wife (but she's not a rapper). That is all

You bleating Hearts are built different. I'm getting 2nd hand brainworms listening to this. Also, whats the point of banning signing Maros if you can just announce in the chat which one was you?

if three specific bleaters fucked off forever we would be a perfect community

>>977539 yeah I'll admit I wasnt a huge fan of some of the talks tonight

>>977555 its the dono spam that annoyed the fuck out of me. yes we get it you're an attention starved faggot and you need the tts or money to get her attention, and then shit gets derailed. really irritating to try and have a normal stream conversation and then someone has to pay to make it about them

stronny please make another burp ASMR

i feel bad for the people who sent pics and didnt get seen. even her mediocre reactions to people were at least something. no brainworms for me at least but certain people really need to fuck off then again ive talked about this before and nothing will change until it gets egregious so whatever

Would the girls be allowed to post their nipples and pussies if they wanted to? I get that they probably don't want to. But is there something in their contract that says they can't?

phyla pronounces "strength" as "streng" without the th sound, even though she has no problem saying the th in words like "thrust"

>>977563 dono groomer HATE

I am once again validated in my belief that maros are a mistake. I trust no man that sends them often. There is always an ulterior motive.

Ceru is live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z4bQ9rhuw4

Stronny cameo

>>977938 the early days of vallure were the best, back then you could groom the girls so hard, send them dick pics and tribute videos, send them voice messages and get private replies, and talk back and forth. mercy couldn't handle it and shut down her marshmallow, icey got mindbroken so hard, it was great.

No bait during the Ceru birthday please.

Good morning /vag/ Wish my momwife a happy birthday, this is a threat

>>978020 cute! >>978018 gm

>>978020 Cute >choosing does he know?

maybe the real grooming was all the husbands married along the way

>>978018 Happy birthday

Ceru rap

Card on stream Timestamp 1:13:40 or so

Card on stream

>she got excited because I said it in Lithuanian I'm in bros

>>978087 Nice work anon

i love how happy every girl is after reading our cards

cyberpups are based for not having a 5 hour long kudoboard

I missed Azura's Goatsly stream last night, is she gonna upload the vod or was it unarchived?

>>978115 No, the discord still made a 5 hour long kudoboard, but mamochka was based for skimming through it and not reading every single post out on stream.

>>978087 Happy for You friend, You deserve it

>>977733 It's some insane female logic as if they aren't constantly doing things far more whorish and vulgar

>>978294 I await the schizo in 6-12 hours when someone sees that and doesn't know.

>>978294 Oh my god. This is so fucked up. I'm shaking and crying right now. How could this happen to her on her birthday of all days.

>>978294 This is what she posted btw.

>>978314 fuuuuck thats hot

>>978297 I tell apart fact from fiction based on what janitors delete from the thread

>>978314 MODSSSSS

Shibi Rivals guerilla. Gonna be playing Ranked with the Harelots to try and get gold. there is going to be voice so avoid if that will cause brainworms

brave of them to still play marvel rivals on stream

>>978398 she's taking their lunch money and MMR

>>978398 Immy spotted in Shibi's chat

>>978398 Immy is joining.

>>978441 Gonna be joining Shibi if any Pinpals want to game with their Oshi

>Immy playing with viewers, voice on tell me why I shouldn't schizo out