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WRESTLEMANIA Thread 5 Boliever 04/09/2018 (Mon) 02:35:37 Id: 53217d No. 107751
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I slept in, what did I miss?
>>108064 Nothing match of the night is on right now.
So LONG.
rip in piece lol
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>jarrett
>everyone got a bigger pop than jarrett
Killin it with attendance /wooo/
KISS THE RING
NEVER DREW A DIME
>>108064 cena buried by taker
> SOYBOY CUCKFACE A COMIN
Shitposting mania is burning through these threads like it's nothing.
Bryan never drew a dime
>>108409 It gets streamed on Taima and a lot of the matches end up on Vimeo and Dailymotion. I think NJPW runs their own streaming service too.
The American Dragon is BACK
>adding a black for 2 liver transplants and blm shit I hate this fucking company.
TO THAT ONE ANON LOOKING FOR NJPW SHIT YOU CAN EITHER SUB TO NJPW WORLD OR JUST USE THE TAIMA STREAMS
>>108439 The Ultimate warrior Award was requested by the Ultimate Warrior himslef, for those who worked behind the scenes during the show. For the hard working fceless people who gave their life for the company. Instead of this WWE use the award for marketing/charity and liberal ass-licking…
Somebody get this hot head outta here.
I v forget guys how much is wwe network for the first month?
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Anyone tuning out from this ppv? I already lost interest after the last few matches, lousy roussey, and that fuck awful Cena shit that was too long for it's own good (it was longer than all of the other matches. Wtf?!).
>>108456 IT'S FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>108453 >japan
>>108460 Just stickin around for AJ vs Nakamura
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>>108463 BLESS YOU
>>108463 Nakamura is my dude.
>>108461 >It's free Why have they never told anyone this?
>>108460 tbh i thought they were going to have fighters come out every minute for a big rumble.
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Comissioner Hothead
>>108463 Look their matches in Japan. This one is gonna be pretty bad.
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>>108464 um, he was trying to eat his brains you mummy bigot
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So like 2 matches that actually have something people want to see (D.Bry, AJvNaka). Great booking Vince. NJPW is shaking in it's boots.
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ded
>>108472 >UNSOLVED: THE MURDERS OF TUPAC & THE NOTORIOUS BIG
Who will gas out first, Shane or Daniel? Place your bets.
> Remain Fired > Being paid tonight Hmmmmmmm
This intro is stupid.
Where is Braun? It feels like we had 5 matches in 3 hours with 4 more matches left in just over an hour.
Brian is gonna heel turn on shane and start a faction with owens and zayne quote me on that.
>>108470 Yeah I saw it. Personally I didn't think it was as good as most people say it was but it was still great, ofcourse WWE's version will be a watered down version of it if they are going for a pure wrestling match but it should be decent.
>>108476 BUT WHAT IF IT WAS A WHITE CELEBRITY WHO GOT SHOT?!?!?!
>>108480 >Implying this won't go forever
>super obvious "YES" patch on back of Shane's jersey Heel turn coming, where it gets taken off to show "NO" or "YEP"
i hope this turns into a shoot and they get fired
>>108483 Do you think Ememinems did it?
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YES YES YES!
< NO! NO! NO! > Be mark
Those graphics. It's like something a 13 year old would whip up in half an hour.
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jesus fucking christ
What the fuck is this
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>ripping off matt wtf bryan
>>108490 Shooped Red Alert 2 stock
YEAH OK SURE
I'm sick of this YES! shit. Please end it….
>>108480 I found him…
They've really dragged this shit out
>>108494 It's dunn
helo budys
>that obviously handed out signs
>>108498 imagine how bad that rat bitch smells
>>108492 Cancer.
>>108501 hi budy u lik crik?
>>108502 they all have the same handwriting
>>108502 >literally just printer paper That's a little sad.
>>108506 Is it faster than T-mobile and Sprint?
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LET ME TALK TO YA
> "CANCER BRYAN"
>>108501 helo jinder nomb on nue us chemmpion
>>108506 yes budy i lik crik yu lik criket budy?
>Only a small part of the crowd holds up Yes signs >They all look almost the exact same, and are all in a very specific area (right behind the ring) Really makes you think.
>>108512 alah be prayzed budy
>>108514 THE HARDCAM?!?!?!
>>108513 hi hoo is crikk?
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Dunn copying Vanguard-One…
>>108513 yas budy paki nombr 1
>>108514 Yeah but you can see everyone's doing the YES chant. Stop being a fag, Daniel's ridiculously over.
> Got the Blonde-and-pepper Ref they use for all the "best" matches of last 20 years < Wasting him on THIS shit???
>>108514 Sounds like the same stuff they did for Lousy Roussey
Shane landed on linda
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>>108506 ilike cicket
The Mean Street Posse is gonna run in.
>>108519 fuk yu fagor shity mustafa ali of loser of meny ha ha ha
>>108517 yu lik it budy?
bryan fuckign dead
SHANE IS GONNA FUCKING DIE.
>Daniel Bryan's first match back at Wrestlemania <they won't let him wrestle
>>108506 i hat crik
>>108527 crik numba one budy crik numba one
>HE MADE ME DO IT You made me get another beer.
Bryan to retire again RIP
>>108524 >>108526 >>108531 fukr india shetr
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Ah yes, Shane's patented noodle offense.
Well at least the Yes movement ended as fast as it began again. Failed memes lasted longer than this.
Shane still cant throw a working punch
>>108536 hay fuk yu budy! yu pakki?
FUK ENM UP SHAN
>>108539 What is Bryan is actually the 3rd man!
Shane is actually landing a few very good hits that are looking pretty convincing… But that might be because the guys he's hitting aren't in their 60s
>footage of people leaving for snacks lol
KILL THOSE CANADIAN FEGGOTS
>>108540 Even Ronda did better
>>108545 lik cury? yu lik cury budy?
>>108544 Shane exists to build himself up to die in the most spectacular ways.
>Shane can take on two actual wrestlers
>Kevin REEE Owens and Sharia Zayn two on one against Shaneomac
>>108549 is death is endgame?
>>108548 It's more exciting than Lousy Rossey's shitty acting and skills
I lik how the refs double as trained paramedics/athletic trainers
>>108545 BRYAN NEVER DREW A DIME
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Shane brawl like a kid
>inb4 Bryan comes back in hero mode
The infamous FOOT-PRESS!
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>>108557 i was just going to say this
>>108541 paki nombr 1 fukr
>>108559 Traitor Jeremy Borash
>>108557 huge pop as he rushes the ring like 80s Ultimate Warrior
>>108554 It's lil naitch, Charles Robinson here. Yo /sp/ know what that means? CR IN DA HOUSE TONIGHT
>>108559 WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>108555 I second this
>>108565 I remember him from WCW as a ref who /hospice/ here?
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>>108567 meant for this >>108557
>>108557 I'm expecting this to end in Bryan getting retired again.
It's tag team mania tonight brother
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>>108569 i know a prankster
this match wont end until shane jumps off the rafters and dies
>>108573 Based Kenny.
>>108571 Bryan should stay in 205 live since he can't play with the big boys
>>108559 Fugg i missed this… Could you describe what happened?
>>108573 I be on twitter if I wanted twitterfags..
>>108573 >videogames in 2018
>>108573 He'd get mad if someone would say the same thing to him and WK
ZAYN BTFO
Those coast to coast drop kicks will never get old
SHANE FUCKIGN DIES
I'm honestly impressed Shane can still coast to coast at his age.
bigger monkey than jeff lmao OH NO HERES BRYAN
> This injury brought to you by sniggercks
270 lbs of bowels over the crowd.
>>108585 how is he still able to do it?
How old is Shane? he looks like he's in his mid 40s
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>>108573 Fucking wew lad
>>108589 FIVE HOUR ENERGY
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>wrestling am i too high IQ to understand this sport?
>>108590 48 or something
BAH GAWD OWENS BROKE HIS OWN SPINE
>>108565 Charles Robinson is the warrior ref we need!
>Daniel Brian is back
>>108593 Yep. See ya.
>>108573 Kenny is alright
>>108580 DBZF is fun
The pale white dude needs a haircut and a shave, he looks homeless
Injured self… slow crawll
>>108593 Sheamus is an R&M fan and references rick sanchez. He's probably up ypur alley.
>>108594 Holy shit, I had no idea he was that old. It seemed like he was in his early 20s back when I actually watched
YOU LEAFS ARE REALLY FUCKED NOW
>>108598 Fags>Oil drillers
>>108603 Daniel Bryan is wrestling for his meal tonight.
>>108606 When was the last time you watched?
Oh fugg it bryan! Stop moving like taker and speed up for fuckshake!
That knee was so fucked up that I thought Owens dodged it at first.
DAY OF THE RAKE
>>108610 I think the last Wrestlemania I watched live was 25, so almost 10 years ago?
> Falls and wanders right inot position in the corner
sonofabitch got me there for a sec
what was that fart sound
BRYAN HAS ANOTHER CONCUSSION!!!
>tries to get the audience clapping >they give up after 2 seconds
>>108606 last time I watched wwe regularly (the time between wcw died and tna started) I remember a match between him and kurt angle where angle suplexed him through glass and he was pretty young back then
Come on goatman! Go nuts!!!
>>108614 he had gray hair back then? are you blind?
>>108620 Lmao I remember that. It was unscripted and hurt like hell for him
Who let the manlets out of the manlet pit?
> DB Tries to get everyone "YESSING" > You see a couple staff try to start it < everyone silent in audience
Hellouma kick?
>>108623 the first time he tried it, the glass didn't BREAK and it took two tries
im fucki worked right now tbh
>>108627 wasnt it plexiglass?
Anyone have any idea how much those front row seats cost?
>>108625 saw it too lmau
>>108622 I might be.
Syrian warcriminal punished
>>108625 Despite what you may think i saw the whole crowd doing it when Bryan came out.
>>108631 FREE! FREE ! FREE !
Zayn about to get raked.
>Bryan kicks out of 2 finishers from 2 people wtf unreal, come on
>>108629 Yeah the glass was supposed to be BREAK away glass. The botch nearly BROKE Shane's neck and then cut him up bad.
> "He was my little boy! How could you?"
>>108638 He's like Austin 2018, what do you want?
>zayn seething >>108639 shane is a beast
>>108625 Worked.
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>2 Count: the match
They're bookin Bryan like Hogan, wtf
>the patented yes kicks
yes lol
THE DAY OF THE RAKE IS HERE
Man WWE still hasn't got better camera work. Disgusting
>>108646 >They think Bryan invented them lol
If the crowd was more into it, this would have been a pretty good match.
CANADA B T F O HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>108635 I was talking about during the match when he was nodding and nobody in the audience minus a few people at the various gates were responding
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>Haw cold u?
Shane looks really hurt.
>>108651 even ronda match had less shenigans, fuck that wwe shit
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>>108650 I don't think they think they're actually patented.
stfu corey 70,000 werent shouting yes all at once otherwise it would have been LOUD
>>108629 why did they that? probably the worst thing to use
>>108651 That's the thing, this crowd is 55% casual folk.
>>108660 it was loud
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Page is already closing in on 40.
>>108657 The Ronda match was a fucking embarrassment. Don't undersell it. Ronda fucking catching Triple HHH by the throat in mid charge? Give me a fucking BREAK.
Pls no devil
>>108661 i think they all were but someone didnt change the plexiglass out >>108663 not that loud
>>108663 >worked by Dunn
>>108660 You do get they're muting the people on broadcast right? Also it's a stadium, sound isn't as enclosed as it is in an arena.
DAILY REMINDER THAT BATISTA SHOULD HAVE WON AT WM30
Too much D.bry dick sucking and yes meme spewing. TV tier match. Shame, should have been a great.
>>108671 t. Vince
Paige is drunk as fuck.
>77000 in unison
JUMPSCARE
lol paige has hit the wall hard
Fuck, she looks even worse.
Paige is taking the Sunny route
IT'S THE EXACT GODDAMN CLIP
HOLY FUCKING YUCK!!!!
Sweet another ad by washed up slag Paige
HOLY FUCK LA CREATURA
>Fight for your dreams As long as you're a McMahon; fucking someone in the business like the Bellas Michelle, Rosa, and Naomi; you're a celebrity like Rhonda; you have Nepotism like Charlotte, or are Vince's favorite like Cena, Bork, Bryan, Jewberg, and Ramen.
Paige. All the vids of her being passed around after the shows. That's how I'll remember Paige.
Actress playing paige is hotter than paige.
Rock bout to rapeabitch
Will the Rock ever wrestle again?
Seeing KO always makes me want to start watching the weekly show, then I realize the rest of the weekly show exists.
>>108684 >Bryan >Vince's favorite You wot mate?
>>108666 I liked ronda's performance because i expected less. Sure the match was fucked but i have hopes for her in actual 1v1 matches
Are you still don't get it why you burgers need that fucking wall?
>Paige
GET LITTY
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>>108690 He gets money from Sjw, numale-soy cucks like Botcha.
IS IT FINALLY TIME FOR STROWMAN WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
>>108691 Yeah, to be fair she did more than I've ever saw from grills like Alexa or Booley
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>TFW The Rock won't come to your show so you show a clip from a movie he's in
>78k people in the arena 78k my ass.
Still more hours of this shit? This PPV has been so boring
>Attendance Can hear Meltzer seething already
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That is not a woman.
SHES FAT
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Anyone got webms of the HHH/ Kurt match and the Taker/Cena match pls? I feel like I missed a lot of funny shit.
pissBREAK
(((Bliss)))
>>108702 Reminder sjws and the media will make the Lousy Roussey match seem godly tomorrow.
>>108704 She's not like most girls.
Aren't there still basketball americans living in that dome?
WHO DAT THICC GODDESS?
>78K people >Google says the capacity is 76,468 oh no no no
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>pimple rat face kike vs fat crying samoan
>>108708 No. Say it ain't so. wtf I hate Bliss now t /pol/
>>108712 >thicc She's just FAT
>>108702 BUT IT'S……FREEEE
>>108714 clam down, it's okay.
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>>108712 Again, just fat.
>>108712 thick samoan goddess Nia Jax
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FIRE UP THE SHREK MEMES
>>108702 The Intercontinental match was great, and god forbid Ronda's was fun too because of Steph's antics. Asuka's was a disappointment because of nepotism. Everything else was meh
>>108719 hopefully they make Nia look STRONG
SHREKD
>>108704 DAMN that bitch is gettin paid in snickers
>>108709 The (((media))) doesn't give a shit about whites unless they're getting killed.
Some…BODY once told me
[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]
>>108723 Somebody
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>she's just as dumb as she is big lol who writes this stuff
>that red filter and zoom in fucking WEW Whoever edited that did some shit I would do when editing.
i just noticed mickie turned into a fridge nick aldis BTFO
>This promo Remember to B A Star!
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pls squash the jew mommy jax
>kurt btfo of alexa /myguy/
>>108733 Thank Kevin Dunn for that
>>108735 Punk was right, that and that other bullshit just money-grab and shady…
Kurt Angle looks like a literal dick. Like a penis.
how much longer does this borefest go?
nia is so fucking fat
Reminder that Asuka lost and now has no direction
>>108706 please reply
>Champion first SQUASH MATCH INCOMING
>>108735 I'm so glad they dropped that Be a star shit.
>>108736 SOMEBODY
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>alexa will never bully you during sex why even live
fucking CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE
>>108740 Your stream is wayyyyyyyy off
Bliss cakin on the makeup
>>108713 They don't have people filling the field during football games.
>Mickie James has to be in the match MOVE OVER NEW STARS!
Bliss on a platform to make her look tall
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>loses her belt >people stop caring about pimple face heeb based
I'm gonna furiously fap to Bliss right now and there is NOTHING the /tv/ Blissfag can do about it
>>108743 You don't have to, I was thinking about it before I saw this post
That tutu tho….
>>108748 Any prostitute would do that for you… after you show them how pathetic you are…
>>108753 MILF/Daughter team hnnng
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>nia
TRY HULU IT'S FREEEE
THE POWER OF NIA!!!!!!!!!!
>Nias outfit PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE NIA
Okay, fuck. The commentary starting to annoy the living shit out me…
MUH BEAUTIFUL AT ALL SIZES!
Nia's getting fatter, and wearing see-through. My eyes hurt.
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No joke I could make would be as funny as this ogre looks simply standing still.
Its that the goodyear blimp? nope its nia jax
T H I C C H I C C
> The following contents is for NOTHING OF VALUE
OBESITY
>No cheers for Nia <Muted cheers for Alexa LOL
>that terrible skin >that rat smirk JUST
>>108768 I hear trombones in my head
thats a big girl
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>>108776 THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
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>>108769 she'll come out in michelin guy cosplay next
>>108778 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>108768 No way that's only 270.
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>>108777 HD is not her friend
MICKIE IS FUCKIGN DEAD!!!!!!!! GET A SHOVEL
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>>108778 holy fuck
KILL THE STUPID SKINNY BITCH THEN EAT HER
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>blissfags
RIP
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>>108759 its not the same
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>Fat ogre vs rat wew
Scared Bliss is cute
Gee, I wonder who's winning.
>>108791 this. she is overweight.
THE POWER OF NIA JAX!!!!
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>>108788 tl;dr lol
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Can you imagine being smothered by Nias big fat ass, absolute bliss.
THE POWER OF ROMAN!!!!!
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>>108790 But that train is already gone for you…
Knees confirmed exploded.
>>108794 Is WWE courting the body positivity movement now?
>>108792 >tfw it's just live-action Shrek Super Slam
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wew
>>108794 Hope Haitch lent Bliss his shovel
Every time I see Nia Fat I just miss Awesome Kong.
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>She's blinded Maggle <Eyes are open Uhh…
>>108797 >grainy pic >hiding from light >5 pounds of make up OH NO
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F
Nia is shaped like Barney Gumble
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G*d dam
>>108808 For a moment a thought it's Ziggler! KEK
Reminder that you will have to suffer through another 20 years of Charlotte beating everybody
>>108798 >Nia before she gained like 500 pounds wew Still DISGUSTING
>>108816 10/10, already angry
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>>108814 shhh!! Speak of the devil and…
>>108816 And we have Lousy Roussey and Botcha to make it worse.
Physics is simply not on Bliss's side. Even if they were faking the whole thing, this Ogre could crush her by accident.
>>108816 >Not just skipping wymyns shit who caers, reminder that you will have to suffer 20 years of Romanmania
>>108820 >million dollar push up bra OH NO NO NO NO
Ellsworth intervenes when?
Bliss won't have knees after this match
look at that assleticism
Nice panty shot Dunn, kinda sad its not a panty…
>>108823 It's not working for Nia either. Fat bitch has a hard time getting up and lasting for longer matches.
A very friendly reminder: THICC is imageboard-friendly fat acceptance.
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>>108828 >tfw she assleticism all over you
>>108827 no more BJs for HHH then
>>108828 >commentator almost slips is he drunk?
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>>108831 oh yes
>I MADE YOU Nia Fat confirmed jewish experiment.
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EAT THE SKINNY BITCH
>>108834 they're all drunk
>Alexa screaming Yup, Nia's winning.
INCOMING VORE
THE POWER OF NIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>108836 The golem turns on its master
>>108836 >ay muy nino, you wonder how la creatura came to be…
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>>108824 > Romanmania
>kicks her in the dick lel
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Fat grl pryde!! tee hee xD
Daily reminder that it's legitimately less degenerate to fuck a literal horse than to be a fat fetishist.
I thought for sure Nia was going to sit on her head.
Robert Crumb
I'm about to vomit if I see Nia's fat ass.
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hogan intervention when?
EAT HER EAT HER EAT HER EAT HER EAT HER
>>108850 Youve been doing some strange research.
That slam! FINISH HER
A very wise move, only part of her not covered in protective blubber.
KIKES B T F O
>>108855 Steiner burying Nia when
>That Alabama Slam Hardcore Holly felt that one
THE RING JUST COLLAPSED THE RING JUST COLLAPSED THE RING JUST COLLAPSED THE RING JUST COLLAPSED THE RING JUST COLLAPSED THE RING JUST COLLAPSED THE RING JUST COLLAPSED THE RING JUST COLLAPSED THE RING JUST COLLAPSED THE RING JUST COLLAPSED THE RING JUST COLLAPSED
>>108853 That outfit isn't doing her any favors. She looks like she's straight out of Steven Universe
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> I (left/loved) you?
BLISS BTFO
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THE OGRE HAS REMOVED THE PRINCESS FROM >HER SWAMP
GOOD NOW EAT HER!
>nia FATs fucking wins TRASH!
BODYSHAMERS BTFO
>the fat bitch cries out in pain as she rushes you
>>108840 Told you. Are you guys ready for fat praising segments for the rest of the year with your sjw shit?!
YES AHAHAHAHAH OFFICIAL NIAFAG BOYOS FUCK YOU JEW
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP
>fatty feel good moment >inb4 cash in
TEARS INCOMING
Cry your greasy tears "For anyone who's been bullied For anyone who's been called a rotten name…" We're really doing this? Seriously?
>>108875 I'm okay with Nia winning. I just wish it wasn't so vomit inducing with that outfit.
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guys fatty one be nice to each other. bullying is wrong guys. just bee yourself because the fatass won and she is ok with her unhealthy weight. just be nice guys.
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LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!
>>108880 Fuck. this. company.
>>108879 That has to be satire.
WE BODY POSITIVE NOW
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> For anyone who has ever been bodyshamed Nooooooo…. you show it but WHY say it?
I LOVE NIA
"different"
Gone from someone too small for the belt to someone too big for it.
… SHE'S FAT!!!!
This nigga just said "Strong, confident, different" So fuck the WWE. Where to next?
>>108888 Current year virtue signaling, brought you to by Stephanie McMahon.
I want wall of text grief posting from the bliss fag! Give it to us bro! Sweet tears and anger!
Fuck just get BRAUUUUN out already
>>108887 me on the left
im going out to sun my balls, be back in a few
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>No cash in Did they just forget the briefcase and Carmella existed?
>for anyone who's been bodyshamed, for anyone who's been bullied They say as they run a literal carnie-tier freak show.
New PPV next month… THAT IS FREE!
>>108899 Bliss looking like she just got raped
>yfw Donald Trump enters the mat
>>108900 They will wait till another mitb seriously
>>108899 HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
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There's too much downtime between matches
>>108900 It's only for SD
>>108903 You mean she wasn't?
>>108901 xD remember those midgets dressed up as pancakes literal short stacks
BODYSHAME O D Y S H A M E
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>>108897 >this <No MMC canon braun picking bliss up and escorting her out
>>108900 Why do they even have this stupid MiTB nowadays?
>Backlash is co branded Why?
Where tf is Braun?
Fuck yes, I was waiting for this one
wtf braun is headlining?
>Nakamura and AJ before Braun OH COME THE FUCK ON VINCE IT'S THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
>>108900 Most people forgot she had the fucking thing until they brought it up in their wymenz resolution documentary.
>>108917 2nd last match i guess
Seriously, where is the Braun match? Where is the battle royale? The Universal Championship match? We have 20 minutes left!
As a /pol/ack, I'm glad the jew lost… even if it was to a brown person. I'm not as racist as I am anti-semitic. :^)
>Raw tag team championship going after WWE Championship im sorry what
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>>108914 they all cobranded now I thought >Soft Brand Split Deletion
Thank god Nakamura/Styles is next. I can finally stop watching this garbage soon.
>>108923 Shut the fuck up booleyfag, you have zero evidence of her being jewish.
>>108922 >The Universal Championship match? oh yea i forgot that was a thing
>>108922 >20m It's a 5h payperview So we have 1h20m
>>108923 It's nice to see the title change. The problem is that it was loaded with leftist-sjw shit that praises people for being lazy fat-asses.
>>108922 Brother there is 1.5 hours left in this trainwreck. After this is Braun's match and then the main event. Battle royale was on pre show.
>>108925 GRADE A taste pal, i dig crazy too!
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STWONGBAD
>>108928 worked
>>108930 Fuck. Me.
>>108884 >Asuka denied her win >Ronda Rousey gets to disrespect Rowdy Roddy Piper and win despite being a shit fighter and 1/3rd the weight of Triple H >Pajeet wins the American belt >Senior citizen beats up Cena with his ghost kicks >Hammer Bros beat up 5 niggers (that part is fine) >Daniel Bryan and Shane given a win even though the crowd just doesn't care >Body Shamers BTFO by jew landwhale What a fucking mess.
PARORESU!
>>108938 it's like a sitcom
Young, clean shaven AJ looks so different from current AJ
>>108938 Dont forget >Faggot club
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>>108934 >Brother BAD and Brother The Ceech <this WM is so fucking boring bring out Braun
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I'm glad to see they included rule 63 Dave Mustaine.
Now THIS is what I call garbage guitar playing
>>108930 >>108932 >It's a 6 hour PPV I can already hear Dave and Co. on a ranting rampage during their review of this about the length of the show.
REMOVE THE GAY COMMUNITY
>>108938 Will AJ remove the anime community or the weaboo menace will ad him tot the gay community?
MY EARS!!! NO I FORGOT CHRIS ROCKCUCK WAS PLAYING FUCK ME
Who told this woman she could play the guitar
THE JAP COMMUNITY?!?!?!
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Women can't play guitar. Way to ruin Nakamura's theme, Vince.
>>108952 That jew alice cooper
>>108950 Hard to say when Nakamura gets the best entrance of the entire show.
>live rendition of the theme I like this.
fuck is this
>>108934 The artist for their animated shit managed to slip in Strong Bad at one point.
>>108937 mmmm demon milk
cringe
Why does he look like Shinsuke is trying to be a Michael Jackson™ Thriller zombie?
I like it
Those violinists are defintely not playing
yo this nigga is stoopid
> Guitar playing not matching with girl's fake playing < kek
>>108963 la parka run in confirmed
>>108963 That's his usual look. I think he's said stuff about being deeply inspired by MJ. Nips love MJ.
>>108961 it's tasty
Jojo is good!
>>108967 She is trying to overtake Shin as the main theme
2 nukes were not enough
>>108963 He's been described to be wrestling's MJ a number of times
>>108970 M I L K I E S
>singing along the theme stop
>>108970 I want to ram that until i die!
T H E G A Y C O M M U N I T Y
THE GAY COMMUNITY
>>108968 only one way to make this better than njpw version
Can I have one fucking match that doesn't scream "MUH FEMINISM" or "M<UH PROGRESSIVE LBGTQ" shit for once!? Jesus fucking Christ, I'm getting sick of this shit.
REMOVE
Yep.
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>Nakamura gets the special entrance. He will lose. Please tell me that he won't lose, /wooo/.
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>>108969 Can confirm.
WE'RE HERE WE'RE QUEER
HOLY DIMES
>>108976 I don't think they heard you, bruh.
T H E G A Y COMMUNITY
>>108976 that's I am a dumb nigger please ban my gay ass crowd for you
>>108981 Welcome to the current year.
>>108984 He has the chance
< DELETE
>>108938 Don't forget >Putting over a guy who hasn't wrestled in 2-3 years and burying two fairly decent wrestlers meaning they have to make a major asspull or it means they're going back to the indie circuit
GAY COMMUNITY BETTER WATCH OUT AJ's entrance is fucking pitiful compared to Nakamura's. Crowd isn't feeling it.
KILL EM ALL AJ
>>108990 Wut is ame rimoot filtered? kek
This theme fucking blows lol
Shitstain Fagamura
They finally added gay seeking lasers to his intro. About time.
Crowd ded as fuck for this match. >In before Carmella runs in and cashes in the briefcase becoming the first Woman WWE World Champion for duh Wehmynz Rayvolootion
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>mfw styles loses, becomes BROKEN and gets thrown into the lake of reincarnation
>>108981 Vince Snickers knows what's best for their fans.
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>>108975 DEMON MILKERS
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>>108995 >>Money's on them going back to Raw
>>108999 WE SUM SOUTHERN BOIS
A "Slay the gays" J vs. Japan's Michael Jackson. This should be fun.
DID SOMEBODY SAY GAY COMMUNITY!
AIN'T NOBODY BUTTFUCKIN THIS REDNECK
Finally, a good fucking match
>>108938 Senior citizen was the only good part of the night
>>109003 AJ wouldn't play along with that. He's a good christian boi.
give'm 40 minutes and i'll cheer for roman
>>109012 >im still not let him go the post
>>109013 yeah i guess… :-(
Gonna shitpost less for this match and actually wath it
Is it true AJ is a flat earther?
>>109015 >I'm a smark who can't enjoy things the post
>>108996 His theme also sucks, it's boring.
>yfw Young Bucks are under the ring
>>109018 The only thing he know is that only straight thing the right thing…
>>109018 ^ Heliocentric fag who doesn't bolieve in the firmament
>>109018 of course, because it's true. >>109020 most intros suck in 2018
>>109022 hopefully these fags will stay there
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>>109022 OH SHIT
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>>109019 I had once fun, mark…
>>109017 >Maggle Smackson vs. The De-Sodimizer Have fun, I guess.
so this is the only legit match today, right?
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who the hell watches a 6 hour ppv?
already WK10's was better
>>109018 How else is the mat flat, smart guy?
Look guys, we finally see some wrestling! Wasn't it time for that? How long this shitshow going?
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>>108970 I want to bully allie
>>109034 I love d bryan no homo
>>109035 The kinds of people that spend 2-3 hours drinking in a parking lot before the 6 hour ppv.
>>109035 I'm just here to have fun with fellow anons.
>>108938 >>Asuka denied her win I knew Charlotte was gonna end it, but the ending reeked of shit. It's still funny how Cena ruined it. >>Ronda Rousey gets to disrespect Rowdy Roddy Piper and win despite being a shit fighter and 1/3rd the weight of Triple H That match was a shit show, but again the media and sjws will praise the fuck out of it. >>Pajeet wins the American belt I don't know why besides business. No one likes him, he's a fucking cunt to everyone including his legit fans, and he sucks in the ring. >>Senior citizen beats up Cena with his ghost kicks This segment was too long for it's own good, and so pointless. >Hammer Bros beat up 5 niggers (that part is fine) Meh match. >>Daniel Bryan and Shane given a win even though the crowd just doesn't care I didn't even watch it. I was losing interest. >>Body Shamers BTFO by jew landwhale Everything about this match was cancer. Nia's outfit, Mickie being a pointless addition, and the sjw shit. The commentary is just completely retarded today. There's no synergy, and the pre-show was a complete mess. The Sjwjew made the last preshow hour terrible. >>108991 I just can't watch this shit anymore (I shut off the stream because I know this match isn't gonna be as good as the older stuff). Shitsuke gets a hyped as fuck opening with some shitty guitar bitch and faggots playing the violin, and AJ gets…nothing. >>108943 At least Faggot Club got Btfo, but I lost all respect for Finn. >>108995 Gotta make a Mcmahon and a Bella's husband look good guys!
>We want to do a Japanese style match, Vince <Okay, but you have to start it at the 15 minute mark to make room for Roman!
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>this respectful Japanese crowd
>>109039 Maybe she'll get a chin then
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>>109039 she has the best legs in the game tbh fam
>>109044 >Make him look strong too!!!
Slow as fuck match
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>crowd is dead fucking silent
damn AJ still got it
>the largest crowd shinsuke has ever competed in Tokyo Dome BTFO
>>109051 Just like Japan!
>>109036 The only thing this one has so far was a bigger Nakamura entrance, the match is just rest holds and shit commentary. It's the WWE epic match format and it sucks because it's too slow paced to be entertaining.
Are they both bleeding?
Really feels like there's entirely too much time spent with every wrestler stumbling around sleepily, pretending to be stunned or hurt. A lot of these guys are clearly too old for this shit.
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>>109039 This has potential
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>>109048 now that you mention it
>>109051 It's because they're trying to go for the slow burn.
>>109051 These big stadiums are really bad for listening to the crowd
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
**** Would have been 5 if it was in the Tokyo Dome. -Dave "Big Money" Meltzer
>>109055 This, the pacing is the worst thing about "the wwe style".
>>109062 CURSED IMAGE
>>109057 Nah, that's just how WWE books shit. Gotta go slow for the stupid round eyes.
>>109051 That's because they turn down the crowd mics.
>>109055 I think the WWE are too focused on selling everything. Dont get me wrong indie faggots dont sell anything but 99% of a wwe match is fucking resting on the floor "selling".
Of course the crowd is dead silent, they see something which they couldn't process with their brain: wrestling
>>109053 to be fair comparing a football stadium to a baseball park isn't fair.
>>109059 SCHWING
>>109039 >bullying a whore by making her dress modestly
>>109063 meltzer is a cuck
>>109061 When I watched the WWE regularly back in like 2012 they were pretty good at it.
WHAT'S ELLSWORTH DOING HERE?!?!??
>>109075 AND GILLBERG?!
>this crowd Jesus.
The Nia/Bliss match fucking killed the crowd.
>>109077 >half of the match is one move, cover, one move, cover Fuck you expect?
>People creaming their pants over this match <Dead silent
"You could hear the connection there!" Cause there's no other sound.
after braun squashes the tag champs i think im done watching wrestlemania
>>109077 Would you prefer a "This is awesome!" chant?
i don't think they have mics on for the stands. top tier fucking production.
Are we going to see a burning hammer!
It feels like they're just on the ground, get into some hold and then hit a big move. Rinse repeat..
Two guys who can do everything and all we're seeing is basic shit on the biggest show.
How much you wanna bet the crowds are chanting something Dunn doesnt want to air?
>>109085 > Random crowd noises click on Somebody's listening..
>>109078 An Alexa bliss match kills a crowd, no surprise there.
>>109051 Why would anybody be into it in the first place?
>>109087 Let them tell the story.
>>109083 I already stopped. I couldn't sit through it after seeing that guitar bitch.
>>109085 but then everyone will hear roman get booed
WHAT'S RAZORBLADE JAY BLACK DOING HERE!!!
>>109088 Yeah.. It's a pretty lackluster match. Nakamura is usually much crazier than this.
>>109077 >spot then BREAK >spot then BREAK >spot then BREAK This match is much too slow for being ~4 hours in, especially after the previous retardation shown tonight.
>>109084 Remember the "fight forever" chants?
>>109093 Feels like padding for 20min till the real match begins
>>109080 >>109087 Yeah, they should have shown more from the beginning
>>109094 dont blame you >>109096 *teleports behind you*
>>109064 >>109068 Exactly, they focus too much on selling and trying to rest from basic moves that it ruins the pacing. Plus a lot of WWE matches have the problem of the one sided assault into a sudden comeback and win which makes it boring. It's like the end of MGS4, it's a slow and boring slugfest of two geriatrics, except there it has the excuse of being two old darts and insane buildup.
OH MY! THAT'S THE PRINCE OF PANCREAS MIYAGI TOYOTA, WHAT THE HELLS HE DOING IN THE SUPERDOME?!
>>109093 We've seen this story, and it's boring as fuck.
>corey on his cell phone
It's "The Blowjob"!
>>109103 >It's like the end of MGS4, it's a slow and boring slugfest of two geriatrics, DELETE
>>109106 >corey shitposting ITT
How long is wrestlemania? I couldn't imagine sitting in a stuffy stadium for so long
>Triangle choke >shutting down breathing plebs
>>109091 >Thinking we're all Alexa fags <Not Lousy Rousey and all of the other terrible matches Reminder Booley got btfo by a black bitch that fucked a Samoan to keep her job.
>>109093 There is no story, itsjust "dream match"
wow this is gay
>>109109 One of us is Corey here
>>109093 The story is "They're both top 5 wrestlers in the company so we put them in Wrestlemania to please smarks" You can't express that story in a match.
>>109105 It's definitely not the story we saw at takeover last night.
>AJ Styles forced to go down on Shinsuke <THE GAY COMMUNITY is alive and well
>>109098 Everyone on /wooo/ knew the WWE take on AJ v. Shitsuke was gonna suck.
They have to speed up soon
>>109111 SUCKY SUCKY BIG ASIAN DICKY AJ
>>109117 first nxt i've ever watched i guess im a lars sullivan guy now
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>>109093 >muh story
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>>109119 Yeah but the placement of this match on the card coupled with how it's played out so far it's not very surprising crowd is kill.
I would have preferred 10 minutes of hard strikes, a bunch of fancy slams we never see, and a crazy ass finish like a package piledriver over half an hour of middle-aged men fighting like Taker did tonight
They're really playing up knee injuries as the gimmick for this WM
>>109112 Naomi?
>naka over selling his own injury
>>109117 If you're talking about garganao vs ciampa, well because that story was backed up by a good feud and had more impact. This one is just dream match dream match
This is nothing like my japanese puro.
>>109127 They love playing up injuries in general and it's dull as fuck
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>>109112 That didn't hurt Bailey at all, she will shock the world and form Baysolution tomorrow. Meanwhile the jew got gassed by a samoan, now that was beautiful!
Styles uses Spinal Tap Y/N?
>>109133 are you a fat fuck irl? did she stand up for you against the bullies?
HE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE
>>109135 N Would be cool to see it though
>>109133 Nia Fats farted on askenazi bliss?
>>109135 nah, not many peop[le know that move so no point to appease smarks
What I've learned for 8chanmania: Don't make a highly anticipated match a squash match. Don't take a really cool character like Asuka, and then make her lose. What else should I do
man i have to shit so bad right now but as soon as i do i know i miss miss something
>>109132 >All the smarks loved Bret Hart targeting body parts >EVERYBODY DO THAT
>>109133 Whatever. They pretty much ruined the Botcha and Booley feud with that black bitch cuz god forbid Naomi, Charlotte, Natalya, Nia, and the Bellas don't look good.
>>109130 Exactly, this match has nothing, no build up at all leads to no story in the ring.
>>109141 Dont watch WWE
>>109108 Actually you're right, at least that was a back and forth between two guys until they could barely get up. This is two guys who can barely get up going back and forth.
>>109141 Never, ever be excited for a PPV, and have plenty of liquor to make the pain tolerable.
>>109142 I've needed to piss since this match started. I just want this to end.
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>>109141 5 years minimum graves t. cole
Just be Japanese Theory Calling it.
I think they're going to shift the gear
>>109142 >Not having your Wrestlemania commemorative shit bucket on stand-by You fucked up
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>>109136 I'm built like Chris Hero people didn't bully me as much for my weight.
>>109141 make a circuit so fighters can climb the charts to fight in a big #1 match
>>109146 Don't watch wrestling, really
What new Japanese wrestler shows up to save this match and Wrestlemania?
>>109146 This too. I think I'm done with World Social Justice Entertainment. This is way too dreadful even without Ramen and someone like Bork, Lousy Roussey, or Jewberg.
>>109142 Your shitter match was with Rusev. Yuo blue it
>>109145 AJ vs Balor had no buildup but it was good. But at least that was a real first time ever match with the Bullet Club background the two had so it was something. The match was also more fast paced I guess, bot amazing but was still good.
Meh/10
AJ WINS LOL
The thing is, this is identical to the Japanese shit in terms on quality. People are just marks to Meltzer's star ratings. I mean… who here has actually watched that Japanese shit?
that was it?
>It's another episode of reverse the finisher into a finisher out of nowhere
oh hey the match ended
Switching over soon: https://8ch.net/wooo/res/108457.html
GAY COMMUNITY as fuck
wow its another OUT OF NOWHERE COUNTER to a quick win. so original…
At least they didn't spend five minutes kicking out of each others' finishers.
STYLES WINS
>>109167 Exactly
welp, they never sped up
Oh…that was it.
>Nakumara lost >Asuka lost WEEBS BTFO
WHAT A DREAM MATCH
>>109161 this one is just a rehash of a match that already happened and only smarks want to see it
>>109178 >Nakumara It's Nakamura, though.
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VINCE SHOWED JAPAN TONIGHT!!!
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>styles clash comment number 100
>>109164 I did, it was better because wwe fails at japanese puro pacing. Simple as that
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Not a very good match tbqh
>>109163 wew, meh Glad AJ won, Naka not ready for the title
>>109182 Naked mural
all japs lose today
>biggest pop after the match LEL


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