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Very Early Royal Rumble 2018 Autistic Bookering Out/Speculation/Early Discussion thread ALSO show Rubyfag 12/27/2017 (Wed) 04:21:34 Id: 9691dc No. 90721
Who's ready to be let down yet again? That's right, the Road to WrestleMania™ is upon us, and it's sure to be fraught with the usual unsatisfying booking decisions that have dogged this once-great company for years. But, let's be honest, if you have any intention of watching WWE television in 2018 then you deserve everything you get from it, because there's little reason to bolieve it'll ever be good again. As I demonstrated >>88749 here, I know everything there is to know about fantasy booking. All I have to do is write something that sounds pretty cool and makes a bit of sense, and then everyone will lament the current state of the company while eulogizing me as though I were some kind of virtuoso when, in reality, I couldn't book my way out of a paper bag if I had to deal with all of the executive meddling, injuries, egos, moving parts and logistical limitations that trammel the poor souls who ceaselessly slave away in WWE Creative. So, because I'm lazyanother trait that makes me ineligible to criticize WWE's writers, and because I have very little hope for anything coming after Wrestle Kingdom 12 next year, I'm going to keep my autistic rambling relatively short this time. Go ahead and write your own material if my meager offering doesn't quite sate your appetite for glorified fan fiction. WWE's big problem is that it has virutally no mainstream interest at the moment. Cena has been doing some shitty comedy movies, and The Rock is still one of Hollywood's top draws, but their success outside of the company doesn't seem to be doing much to help put eyes on WWE's product. They need a miracle worker, and I know just the man to call, brother. WWE needs to be made great again, and to do that it needs to go back to its roots. By bringing the Hulkster back and featuring him in a prominent role, WWE would uncuck itself so hard Trump might have to start inviting Vince to his golf club again. That's right, Hulkamania runs wild again at the Royal Rumble. Have 64-year-old Hulk Hogan come out as one of the last entrants (#28-#30) and boot some jabronis out of the ring en route to his first Royal Rumble victory in 27 years, absolutely annihilating Triple H's record for most time between Rumble wins in the process. But wait, wouldn't this be controversial? Hogan said some bad things about the black people fiteen years ago, and certainly diehard fans would be a tad miffed that a guy who could hardly take a bump without his hips coming unscrewed won over [flavor of the month IWC darling]? Well, of course it's controversial! Hell, I bet Twitter would become an unmitigated firestorm of liberal tears and patriottic jubilation for a few days. In other words, t's exactly the sort of event that WWE could use to become relevant again. As for the concern about young stars having to move over, how about Braun Strowman wipes the floor with old veterans Brock Lesnar and Kane earlier in the show to win his first Universal Championship? I can't think of a WrestleMania main event as old school as Braun Strowman vs. Hulk Hogan, but that still puts a "New Era" guy in the biggest match of the year. Tell me you don't want to see Strowman try to bring about the final end of Hulkamania. I'd have him succeed in that goal, of course, because that's what's best for business. Have Hogan do his routine where he looks disappointed that he lost but still goes out of his way to endorse his victorious opponent, then let him hog the spotlight so he can bid his final farewell to the millions of Hulkamaniacs all around the world. To me, that sounds like an idyllic conclusion to a WrestleMania. I know the above happening is about as likely as Zombie Chris Benoit rising from his grave to win the Royal Rumble again, but regardless, your thoughts? Other ideas? Predictions? Complaints about other people's waifus? I'm also currently plotting out a non-lewd pro wrestling /cyoa/ where you get to make your own wrestler and then see if you won a championship tournament based on your choice of moveset, attributes, opponents and whatnot. It's still very much a WIP. Hotpocket edit: Also the thread for the show because budget cuts.
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Like theres any doubt
>pro wrestling /cyoa/ >copypaste Cena/Roman >win
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Can I use this as an autistic opportunity to shill for my on line wrassling rpg using OVA as a base?
>>90721 They've already milked the shit out of nostalgia for every era except the PG era. I expect someone like John Morrison to come back.
>>90725 W-What about Eddie?
>>90723 *copypaste Hogan You get all the superpowers plus the fans like you!
As for the Rumble? >#30 is coming >Roman has eliminated everyone of your favorites to win >embed plays
>>90729 My favorite rumble booking, the actual active wrestlers come out first only to be eliminated by a few part timers that come out near the end and hog all the spotlight. Like last year the real stars were goldberg (gone), taker (gone), lesnar (once every 4 months) and roman. Same thing is happening in the womyns rumble, ronda rousey instead of someone like becky even though everyone thinks ronda is a complete loser now.
>>90729 That's good, but Batista only wants to feud with Triple H if he returns. Which means THE BIG DOG has to win that exchange.
>>90725 >They've already milked the shit out of nostalgia for every era except the PG era Even New Generation ?
>>90729 If he quits making shitty marvel movies and actually stays instead of sticking around for a month and then leaving, sure.
>>90725 You can't milk nostalgia for an era that's still ongoing.
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>>90738 He just really wants to come back now. >>90743 It depends, but he said he's up for a full return.
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>>90740 Yeah. Remember when Bret came back, hugged Shawn and had a run with the US title? Or when Diesel came back at the Rumble? Or when Bob Backlund came back to make Darren Young great again? Or how Mattel is currently making toys in the style of the toys they had back then. The milking was just as shitty as the era it came from.
>>90747 The PG era, not the PG rating. After the Ruthless Aggression era was the PG era, then the Reality era, and now it's the New Era. (Not to be confused with the New Generation era.)
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>>90755 Da fug is the reality era?
>>90756 Branding that the wwe pushed but didnt stick.
>>90759 >the wwe
>>90760 >the
>>90755 What's the difference? The only change between any of them is increased push for cultmarx horse shit like muh wymyns revolverution.
Ken Megson is winning the Rumble
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Bo or bust.
The Wrestler known as Katsuyori Shibata will make his debut at the rumble
>>90756 Something CM Punk made up after his pioe bomb promo
Maddox will return to film Xavier blacking Paige over the top rope to win the Rumble.
>>90754 >Kevin Nash in the Rumble >a bad thing nigga, that was cool and even the smarks popped for it, I think you mean his angle with Haitch and CM Cuck >>90768 fuck it, if based snek won last year outta nowhere then why can't Bo?
>>90768 >>90798 WWE just uploaded the RR Bo made his main roster debut on pre-Bolieve, tho is it a sign?
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>>90844 >the one whrere Cena wins
>>90844 HAPPENING
>Bo wins the RR >Nia or Asska win the WRR (who cares) >AJ's match probably gets interrupted by Dbry and/or Shane somehow >US title probably gets demoted to poo levels or given to haich jr. >Kane wins the universal title as a send-off before his mayoral run, lazy Bork ragequits the company out of butthurt, Braun looks strong >
>>92544 Bo is a COMEDY JOBBER you geek, he won't win the RR, become world champ or bo wyatt
>Mens: BOOOO Man will get BOOOED out of the arena yet again >Womens: Asuka of course. Unless Rhonda Rousey comes out, in which case Rousey building to Asuka v. Rousey for the title at WM with Asuka going over.
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>>92549 >in which case Rousey building to Asuka v. Rousey for the title at WM with Asuka going over. >he has hope they won't jam Ronda down everyone's throat
>>92552 My logic is as simple as: when you have someone who is MMA come in and face a wrestler, especially if she isn't going to stay, then you have the wrestler go over. Mind you, it is Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
>>92557 Vince hates wrestling.
>>92545 >t. booleyfag
>>92558 IT'S NOT WRESTLING IT'S SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT
>Enzo-Cedric match canceled What will they replace it with?
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Pic related will make his WWE debut at the Roman Rumble
>baseball stadium show for next year's Rumble http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/article/phoenix-to-host-the-2019-wwe-royal-rumble-weekend?sf180124936=1
I have a feeling EC3 will debut
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>>94444 Hard to argue against those digits.
https://twitter.com/AskWWENetwork/status/956281199856685056
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>>94474 Nice tweet, FAGGOT
>>94498 They DELETED it friend, here's what it said. Some guy: Stephanie can you send me instructions on how to change the language of the commentary team on my WWE Network? Because I would rather listen to an indecipherable language that your ego driven drivel! #RoyalRumble #RumbleForAll #WWE WWE network account: Hi! To change the language on the WWE Network, click the cog (settings) icon in the bottom-right corner of the video, then click "Select Language." MR
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>>94504 got ya covered brother
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>>94514 >heels acting like giddy school girls
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>>94514 I just want to turn the commentary off.
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>>94533 >Not watching it with smackdowns nº1 announcer.
>Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn >WWE Championship
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>>94555 >Oh my it's ziggler >Corey why is ziggler speaking spanish and where did he get that cool hat?
>>94556 >Kickoff
>>94556 Are you implying Ziggler is gonna pull a Naito and bring Los Ingobernables to the states?
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>One thing for sure the first ever Women's #RoyalRumble will be #RAVISHING this Sunday on the @WWE Network ! #RavishingRumble
>>94559 inb4 first elimination because she and Rusev refused to do the cuck storyline
>>94559 She looks generic
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>Randy SHOOTING on the Royal Rumble
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>>94563 >tfw you learn that Dreamer got screwed out of owning ECW by the jew
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>>94559 https://shop.wwe.com/rusev-happy-rusev-day-calendar/HA3007.html
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>>94555 >Posting that fuckwit Russo not an argument
>>94559 She is gonna follow in her husbands footsteps, as the first over the rope in the HISTORIC FIRST EVER WAMENS REVOLUTION RUMBLE OF ROYALTY©℗™
>The first-ever Women’s Royal Rumble Match already has a special guest commentator in Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon. Now, it has a special ring announcer: Maria Menounos.
>>94583 >special guest commentator I wonder if Stephanie Mcran is gonna debut from the commentary table and bury the young promising talent.
>>94583 >steph on commentary This is only acceptable if she's going to do it like one of those Spanish stripping news shows.
I think we're going to get at least 1 Shaq-like appearance in the middle of the Women's Rumble, whether Ronda Rousey is in or not.
>>94583 >Women only rumble >Commentary is someone I can't stand to hear for more than a minute + a random celebrity >Ronda "I'm not good enough for the ufc so now I'm here" rousey might win it So the men's rumble has been disappointing for years now so THE wwe is telling us is it could be worse.
>>94588 They're gonna need more than one. They went full retard and promised a 30 person rumble and I legit can't think of more than 15 female superstars currently on the roster. You could maybe bump that to 20 if they debut every NXT girl.
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>>94591 Here is the #30 wamens rumble entrant. Also its gonna be the divas we saw at raw25 filling in the numbers, doing a 1 and done appearance like mcool and stratus maybe aj punk then rousey is winnin' and facing char and ramen is winnin and facing bork at wrestlekingdom
>>94575 >no rematch with miz >having to announce it on twitter
>>94608 to play vince's advocate here, miz had already announced his entrance into the rumble a few weeks ago, so the rematch wouldn't have happened on this show anyways. Announcing via twitter is gay though, maybe it's to offset the massive booing that would occur if he was one of the surprise entrants like last year
>>94598 Bliss #3 can't throw people over the top rope with one arm.
>>94588 I should've said Drew Carey instead of Shaq, because I was thinking more along the lines of pic-related. Hope Solo and some cast members of Netflix's GLOW were at the final night of the Mae Young Classic. Kinda feel like they might be possibilities as well. >>94598 >>94791 Had she not WOKEN her arm PVZ would have been an interesting choice (if UFC allowed it). Her last fight did some crazy high numbers in the female demos…
>>94598 >Sonya is still the most attractive there
No Way Jose in the rumble boys
>>94801 No way.
After what just happened in Sapporo I think it's pretty clear who's winning the rumble.
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After what just happened in Sapporo I think it's pretty clear who's winning the rumble.
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After what just happened in Sapporo I think it's pretty clear who's winning the rumble.
There's no way ramen actually wins the rumble, he's going to get his wrestlemania™ title opportunity in the raw™ exclusive event elimination chamber™ .
>>95100 Roman is winning and you're gonna fucking like it bitch
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After what just happened in Sapporo I think it's pretty clear who's winning the rumble.
>He thinks Roman won't win
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>Royal Rumble hype <Ramen and Cena will bury 28 guys <Cena's slut fiance and her sister will probably bury the other women with some other part-timer-one-shows like McCool and Trish >Only match I want to see is Braun vs. Old ass-hole v. Autistic Mastodon Meh >>94582 I'm gonna laugh my ass off if she lasts longer than Booley, or she kicks Booley out of the ring. >>94590 >>94598 >Ronda Rousey winning it That's as retarded as letting the Bellas come in and bury the rest of the women while Cena buries the guys, and a big fuck you to everyone. Even if it would piss off the Sjws who love Botcha, it'd still be retarded to let Ronda win a Rumble like that. >>94799 I think Mandy Rose and Alicia Fox are hot ('not a fag like the Charlotte, Booley, and Carmella fags)
The betting favorite is still Shinsuke Nakamura.
>>95106 >Sashimi Nintendo winning anything
Here are my chronically somnolent predictions for Autism Rumble 2018: U.S. open challenge pre show: Bobby Roode wins unless Ziggler is the challenger. Nothing else on the pre show matters. Raw Tag Team Championship: The Bar regains. Shield 2.0 is over and this is the final nail in the coffin. SD! Tag Team Championship: The Uso's retain and go drinking to celebrate. Jimmy Uso gets arrested for DUI just because twins. Universal Championship: Bork wins due to some kind of fuckery. WWE Championship: THE GAY COMMUNITY retains as typical wrestling story lines say this match can't happen without both challengers arguing about who is going to get the belt causing them both to fuck it up. Wymyns Rumble: Asuka is going over brother HH Booley, foot, Alexa, and Charlottefags BTFO Rousey will not be in the Rumble match. Royal Rumble Match: As much as I would like it to be Miz, Ziggler, or Underaker, it's going to be Roman because Vince gives 0 fucks about what happened previously he's just gonna keep building that nuclear heat
>>95108 >Ziggler wins us title from roo and shadow >Ziggler doesn't want to be governable so he ditches the title >Roo wins the title in the tourney >Roo issues an open challenge >Ziggler answers and tries to win back the us title that he just threw out This makes so little sense that I'm actually convinced it will happen Why would bliss be in the rumble? she's the champion.
>No Bliss in the rumble Shame, would be the perfect chance to see how much of a shit performer her midget ass is.
SIGN POINTING SEASON
Is this thing gonna be worth $9.99
Reminder that the pre show si starting soon.
>>95114 Are Rapefugees, Arabs, and Muslims good people? The answer is no.
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>>95114 Of course it is, fellow anon.
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>>95114 No but last night's New Japan show is worth your money, my fellow anonymous image board user.
>>95105 >shitting on Kane
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>Preshow at 4PM
>Rosenberg is here >No shoa joe
>That one Booley kid Poor fucker
Bliss is looking real pretty baby.
>>95120 what time does the actual show start
>>95123 Pretty shit you mean
>>95124 Two hours from now.
>Chad beat the shit out of jason in before SS >Now they're friends again
>2 hour preshow >Gable shitting on Jordan
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>>95128 >he thinks SS autism has anything to do with ongoing storyline >in current year At least you're not a taimafag that thinks you can't exercise off a beer gut.
>>95129 That's the sort of segment that should be on ram.
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>booley appears >even taimafags are booing
>This is what we wanted No we didn't Booley. Shut the fuck up.
>Booley doing a promo by herself on the parking lot
>>95132 She still can't cut promos
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>Generic 6 man tag n554545 in front of an empty arena Being a CW is suffering.
>>95127 fuck that let me know how the pre bore goes
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>It's a sold out show <No one is even seated <Have a match when people are barely in
>Tjp I still hate this faggot
>lucha team >no sincara >it's going to be the exact same match from Main Event >they're redoing a Main Event match as a PPV pre-show
>Poor galak doesn't even get to do his entrance on the pre show in his home town.
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>>95142 >>95141 Nobody is even watching this shit match!
Gulak wrestling in a full suit like Heel Gallagher would be better than this fruity yellow tights thing.
>That cool ass spot >In front of no one Godammit.
>tfw good flippyshit wrestler and pull off amazing feats that make even empty arenas pop but you botched a promo so you have to feed yourself to a guy that got fired for rape allegations and never get pushed beyond a single two day title reign
>eternally buried power metal lucha shoah'ing gulak >springboard fucking double stunner >it's a really fucking good match but is stuck on pre-show for an empty arena
Shit match
Why couldn't they just do a one on one match instead of sticking 6 of them together like this? This isn't njpw. Last week mustafa and cedric put on a cool match that felt more like the cwc matches and people actually responded, who would've thought.
Charlotte's nose is looking real jewby right now. Weird.
>>95150 Fuck off. Every cw match is shit.
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>>95153 >t. gay redditor who only wants to see big sweaty men
>>95154 >t. reddit-cuck faggot who like faggots like tjp and gallagher, and is not trying to hide he's from reddit
>>95155 >t. booleyfag
>>95155 >Not liking gallagher
>>95155 Gallagher could whip your ass, boy. >>95156 Fuck off, don't compare me to him.
People are chanting for rusevday, time to bury them some more.
>Kami SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTing on bad grammar on the internet
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>>95162 did he die?
I love how King is trying to hide his disdain for the Jew. >>95157 >>95158 Gallagher is a faggot like Perkins. Liking anyone in the Loserweight division let alone the loserweight division should be a bannable offense like shit-tier reddit posting. >Fuck off, don't compare me to him. Jesus, you're such an autistic faggot >>95156 It will be a cold day in Hell I would ever like Booley
>shitting on rosenberg >defending The King kek
>>95164 Call Gallagher a fag to his face.
Based KO burying the sjw.
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DELETE ROSENBERG
>Speaking argelian
>speaking french
>>95166 I'd be glad to tell him how shit the Loserweight division is on top of calling him a faggot, reddit-fag.
Are they going to interview the other guy that won from nº1?
>>90721 >jewbyfag <Non-lewd There's hope for you yet
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Guys we get to be on the pre show this time!
>>95171 Do it, big boy.
>the bullet club minus Finn are stuck in pre-show >guaranteed to be forced to job for ambiguous reasons unless the opponents are the buriedval
>>95177 I don't know man the revival might actually be lower than the pre show brothers.
>>95176 When you go back to reddit, I will. Chill, you autist.
Hey guys, did we talk about this WYMNZ RUEMBL yet? Let's bring up 50 times.
>>95180 Say that to my face not online and see what happens.
>>95179 The buriedval at least have the excuse of being out with injuries many times, what did the JUST club do to be pushed so low on the card?
>>95182 NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
>>95184 MEET ME SOMEWHERE
>>95182 Wooow, I bet you feel like a big bad ass acting tough over someone making fun of the the loserweight division. >>95185 Goddamn, Dat Autism!
>>95185 t. Nerdtown Resident and Mayor, Town Population 1
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>>95188 >Smoothest and easiest
>>95186 >>95187 Hey, you know what, we can do this! Give me a fuckin' address. I'm right next to my pieces homeboy, with a bag full of bullets here and some clips! So how the fuck you wanna do this shit?
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ALIMONY CLUB IS BACK IN BUSINESS
>>95190 So how the fuck you wanna do this shit? Well, if you are challenging (which you are) I'll choose smugs and nerds at shitposting paces.
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"Let's build up the Bulel-Naaah, let's bury them!." Fuck you, Vince. >>95190 God, you're pathetic.
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>mfw just hit 98 Fishing in OSRS from afking during WWE shows I'll be 99 after this 500 hour long show
RUSEV DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>Mojo does a really good promo on his cellphone >People like it >WWE thinks that the fact it was recorded on a cellphone made it good and not mojo >Now everyone does promos on cellphones, even when they're obviously scripted.
ALUNDRA MILF
>>95199 GILF
BEAT THAT NIGGA ASS
Well…this Alundra skit turned out rather well. Holy shit, Jbl looked legitimately pissed at her.
Did JBL use to fuck this old bag?
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>Jbl is still pissed at Alundra for picking Nia <Afro Jew tries to calm everyone down with a story <Bald Jew just stands there like a spineless sjw cuck Weeeew
>>95202 >JBL >mad
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Did someone clip JBL getting mad? I missed it because I'm listening to infowars while unsuccessfully trying to trigger people with /pone/s.
>>95206 >Good Brothers Jobbed
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Even Tom Phillips is shitting on Byron.
JAMES STORM NEXT BOYS
>haich jr. is stuck in pre-show status kek
Get ready for ingovernable ziggler.
BORING US I WILL SLEEP IN I WILL SLEEP IN
>it's fucking Mojo
Mojo "Emmas font" Rawley
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I thought it was gonna be james storm…. Guess I shouldn't get my hopes up for this show
>More Wymnx rumble hyper <Alicia is injured and can't job <Paige "retired" thanks to Botcha <More than half of the roster will be one-timers, part-timers, and the fucking Bellas <18 or less women from Raw and SD together Oh lordy, lordy this WYMNZ RUEMBL is gonna be a shit show. Why does Alicia get fucked over all of the time?
>>95220 Cause she sucks
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I laughed at this. >>95221 I fucking know this already. Why do you bring it up? Can I at least pretend she's both hot and a good wrestler?
Reminder the taima stream will shit the bed as soon as the main show starts and the retards can't mirror YouTube anymore. All the cucks will suck the streamers dick and not ask why the stream is shit for every single PPV after ten years of doing this.
Daily reminder MOJO RAWLY DID NOTHING WRONG THIS CROWD IS FAGGOT SMARKS
>>95223 Buy the network nerd.
>>95224 Wait, what? What did Mojo do besides fuck over Zack like Cena fucked Zack over?
>>95223 The "sportsaremalwareads.xyz" stream last night on main wasn't bad, even had real quality selectors so you're not forced to waste bandwidth streaming a 600000000000000000000000000000000000GB/s HD malware stream.
>>95226 >won the Andre the Giant Over The Top Rope Challenge™ >did nothing wrong
>burying rawly again for no reason
>>95229 >As if Rawly being rawly isnt reason enough
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Womack spotted.
>>95210 >pays WWE Haha… hahahahahahahahahha
>>95230 MOJO DID NOTHING WRONG YOU FILTHY SMARK
>>95231 Hey I'm on there
>>95208 Good. Fuck them. https://www.instagram.com/p/BegCeHzgDRh/
>>95231 Cytube?
I wonder if King just got fed up with the Jew, and left earlier than he should have? He looked bitter in the first portion of this pre-shit show. >>95233 Weren't they supposed to build this guy up?
>>95224 >>95228 Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post? You're gonna hate this Philly crowd. If Reigns wins they riott.
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Cena against heich
>>95239 Hey, surprises can be disappointing too.
RIC WINS THE RUMBLE BOYS
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>taimafags still shilling for inferiorchan >>95235 >bringing another Elliot Rogers into the world >>95236 It's taima, newfriend. >>95239 >Roman Noodles enters, lasts way too fucking long, gets annoying >#30 time >lights go out >bells toll >smoke fills the stadium >lights go up >The Undertaker is in the ring >throws Roman out >wins
>Roman Noodles enters, lasts way too fucking long, gets annoying >#30 time >lights go out >bells toll >smoke fills the stadium >lights go up >It's ziggler >throws Roman out >wins
MINORU SUZUKI SPOTTED BACKSTAGE BOYS ITS HAPPENING
Roman sucks
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>>95244 >taimafags still shilling for inferiorchan Let them. We don't need them here.
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>Crowd is already blitzed
I'll admit the crowd is pretty funny. Honestly can't tell if they're making the buzz noise or if the guy in the back is.
>>95250 CM Punk
>>95250 They're riled up pissed after two shitty matches. >>95252 I think they do this just to fuck with them.
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>>95250 Is weed legal in Philly?
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>have no account and don't post >get censored anyway
>Flair saying the W word
>>95255 They post like instagram normies.
>>95255 Happened to me too. The servers are getting stuffed.
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>>95258 >normies
>>95258 420 /wooo/ are all normies now, their mods made sure of that.
>Tfw the miz have wife and azuka and you nothing
>no match stream >they're still on the finished pre-show stream
Every of they have acne
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Wew. Good thing I have a good backup stream
>>95260 A normalfag is a normie who posts on a chan. You woudn't call on oldtimer an oldfag outside of a chan.
>>95267 A normalfag is a person who says normie instead of normalfag.
>>95265 Share it then
>>95269 Booleyfag detected, post discarded
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>>95267 >chan
>>95223 And people mock others who pay a measly 10 bucks. Fucking poor niggers.
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> watching malstream > being autistic enough to know how to block all the malware and get flawless streams > mfw
>>95273 You just admitted to eating shit for free.
>The first fight is for the wwe championship
>both taimas are fucking dead
>>95272 Taima is not the only stream, just the worst. AJ curtain jerking again.
has anything actually happened yet?
>>95275 Sure. The 10 burger pesos thing isnt much, I just don't wanna give WWE a fucking dime.
>>95278 > jerking
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>mfw found a sub 100 users cozy mode stream
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>booleyfag-triggering reddit stream on taimanigger backup place >not the "sportsaremalware.xyz" one with quality settings >not even sure what bitrate this runs on At least it's working. >>95280 DELETE THIS
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So what did I miss?
>>95285 AJ v Kami is the curtain jerker.
>>95285 Jinder won the US Title
>>95285 AJ Styles is curtain jerking, and niggers still want Omega on this trainwreck of a company.
>>95285 >Aj v. KO and Sami Ok, I missed nothing then
>>95285 people bitching about the streams instead of about the show
>>95290 Can't bitch about the show if you can't see the streams.
Byron talked down graves god damn.
>>95287 I'd be okay with it, I guess. >>95290 I read the sperging. I should look for taima alternatives, but knowing how shit PPVs are I don't put effort into that.
Lol is Taima's stream shitting itself as usual?
>>95291 OMG DANIEL BRYAN CAME OUT AND NOW HE'S CORNHOLING THE REFEREE! Can't bolieve you're missing this!
LOL https://twitter.com/realkurtangle/status/957751186958045184
>>95296 Man you're behind
>Byron BTFOing Graves
>>95293 Just use a search engine, most random streams are better than Taima. The first one I tried is perfect.
As nice as triggering booleyfag is, the (((suspicious .xyz domain))) stream taima main is using is much nicer to my data cap.
>RESTHOLD CITY BITCH
This match killed the crowd worse than mojo rawley
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WEW
>>95300 You'll be the triggered one once she wins the womens rumble
>classic kevin owens
>>95303 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>95305 *gets eliminated faster than Curt Hawkins in that shitty battle royale match last year
>>95303 Hmm. EC3 or James Storm?
[LOUD BOOING]
>>95299 Tried that. I guess I didn't type in the right words for streams.
>pulling AJ's pants down
>enzo's name is still on the ring apron
GET HIM OUT OF THE CORNER ZAYN, LISTEN UP
Fatty Owens no-selling that punch off the apron.
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>Dat Popo Sign
>MOTHER FUCKER I think Sami's stiffing some shoot punches in the match.
>These two fucking nerds actually lost 2 on 1 Fucking KEK.
AINT NOBODY BUTTFUCKING THIS REDNECK
>fucked finish on a big 4 ppv JUST
Alright faggots what did i missed?
>dbry runs out REEEEEEEEEEEEEing about the ref missing the missed tag
>>95317 That dirty Ginger Mudslime…
>>95321 Jinder won the US title
Nakamura Vs An Styles
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>Owens wasn't the legal man Off to a great start
>>95325 >An Styles
>>95324 Well thats bullshit
>they're recognizing what happened
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70 days away
>Wrestlemania theme for new orleans is fireworks Just lmao
Owens literally REEEEEEEEing
>Dunn cuts angle as soon as Kevin starts REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing so we can't get a perfect meme out of it FUCKING DUNN
>Obviously planned stop >Nerds here think it's a botch I bet your're among the idiots that thought the AoP finish last night was a botch too.
YEEEOH YEEOH YEEOH YEEOH YEEOH
>silly in philly
>Usos in Ballas colors
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>>95333 (Checked)
>Philly's a penetentiary. Everyone should feel at home Daaaaaaamn, Corey!
I haven't watched WWE in months. What names should I give a fuck about? >inb4 none
>>95340 Roman Reigns
>>95340 Yoshi hashi.
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>>95340 Bo Dallas
>>95340 Roman Reigns
>>95339 >inb4 sjws crucify him
Hopefully the Boosos get to leave Philly without getting arrested for rapes they didn't commit.Their gimmick gives them that rapist look.
The useless Vs Benjamigable
>>95340 Same, as far as I can tell nothing's changed.
>>95340 The Miz
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>>95340 Only this guy
>>95340 ja[LOUD BOOING]an
>>95340 BIG DAWG
>>95345 >mfw sjws are all marks getting worked into a shoot
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>>95344 >>95343 >post took too long to go through >if it went through faster Bo would have gotten the dubs instead
>>95354 Don't worry a-Bo-ut it!
>205 live crowd
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>>95340 tetsuya naito
>>95357 >jack black's ugly cousin.png
Respectful Japanese crowd
I want to make a hentai draw of Alexa Bliss sucking the cock of Brawn Strowman
>>95362 Its like a shadbase stuff
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The Usos should say Chad Gable's name the same way they say Shelton's aight
DOUBLE SOWAH SAIDAH
Why is a pre-show match on the main show
>>95366 Did you see the actual pre show matches?
>trying to win on a DDT
>>95366 Because we had to have a 205 Live main event again on the pre show because reasons
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>>95369 >not selling the DDT
>This is the first fall
>ban 100000000000000 moves for fear of concussions >allow double superkicks to both sides of the head
>J?????? Uso fucking dies
>that fucking bullshit rollup ending
Fucking botched
What the fuck
LOLWWE
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>Match starts off boring as fuck >Crowd checks out >Starts to get good >Usos suddenly win 2-0 Fuck this so much.
Ebin botch lmao
>hesitation <he's fucking doing a suplex
or was it because one of the Usos got concussed?
>Nikki "Spends more than she earns" Bella Brie always was the superior twin
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>taimafags shilling for being fucking drug addicts
>>95381 >go up get get a drink after the first fall >figure I have plenty of time >come back <Did they go to BREAK during the match? >scroll up
>Rumble match now
>Men's Royal Rumble s the third match What the fuck?!
>male rumble before the female rumble
>>95388 Yeah alcohol is for fucking losers
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>They don't know The wimmins rumble is main eventing
Don't tell me the Female Royal Rumble the co Main Event.
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The Women's Rumble is better
>all this talking up shit >still trying to pretend it isn't all staged
>>95396 Th-this is a joke, right?
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>>95398 I hope someone kills her
>>95398 >t. Stephanie
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>slick black hair and gear >the best moves >is a baller Why y'all hate on Roman aight?
If they're running female rumble as the main I think that really gives away the Rousey appearance.
Why triple h?
>wells fargo center >the (((bank))) that just got busted for financial fraud
At least I can go to bed at a reasonable time. Thank you based SJWs.
>>95404 Like loser rousey is nearly important enough to make this match the main event.
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>>95403 Roman Reigns has no game.
>>95398 THANK YOU DOMMY MOMMY
>>95405 someone is getting a shovel
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>>95408 RONDA IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY MAN
>>95399 >bitching about wrestling being staged Oh hi Mark!
>Roman Reigns eats tide pods sign
>Winner will """"""""""main event""""""""""""" wrestlemania
JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER ON COMMENTARY Vince must have called an audible to try to make up for how shit the show has been.
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>>95390 LOL THE FUCKING RUMBLE IS THE THIRD MATCH THEY ARE LITERALLY GOING TO HAVE THE GIRLS RUMBLE MAIN EVENT >mfw fans actually leave cause they saw what they came to see
WEEP WOOP
IT IS RUSEV DAY FRIENDS!
>>95419 This crowd is gonna flip when Ruru loses.
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>Rusev Day is over as fuck >Rusev is #1 entrant >they're probably guaranteed going to have him get destroyed >NO PYRO
Based Ruru time
My expectations are already as low as they can get. At least Rusev is here.
This is rare in so many things
carrying on the long standing tradition of rusev getting eliminated first I see
>Rusev first again >Probably wont be there when nº3 comes out
This is retarded who thought the women should be the main event?
Hopefully King acts heel, he's better like that
GIVE RUSEV A PUSH VINCE GOD DAMMIT THE CROWD LOVES HIM
>>95421 It's impressive how over Rusev is despite creative constantly fucking him over.
Welp, I have £40 on it being Rusev day
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>>95427 SHUT UP YOU MISOGYNIST, THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING
Ballot is the 2th, oh god why?
>>95432 >sanpaku eyes
>Rusev and Balor at 1 and 2 Pack it up everyone it's only going downhill from here.
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>jacket and attire aren't slick black
>>95435 Are they trying to make people kill their network subs and stop watching the WWE?
finn going all de wey and winning his universal championship back finally
>Balor's suddenly wearing red instead of black
>>95432 Is Steph a cryptokike?
>>95429 THOSE MARKS DON'T KNOW SHIT!!! THEY WANT REIGNS DAMN IT!!
>>95440 >Vince announces his own cryptocurrency >MASTADONCOINS
>>95440 >crypto
MAKE TODAY RUSEV DAY
>>95426 He made it!
2 fatmans
>>95446 They're thicc
>Balor gets sandwiched by 2 big guys
>Rhyno is from ECW Oh, no wonder he's eternally buried.
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>>95447 >saying thicc Kill yourself
BOW DOWN TO THE BARON
>>95451 >you can't say something to mock it A little sensitive aren't we sweetie?
Baron was halfway through the ramp before the countdown ended.
Nice
>Rhyno and Baron thrown out rapidly F
>>95453 >Jokes on you I prentended to be unironic/ironic with thicc Nope, doesn't work like that.
ECW BURIED
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>>95453 >pretending to be retarded to make fun of retards <Sounds like you're from a certain place
HEY FINN
Someone get this hothead outta here
>Corbin turns it into a yuge shitshow
Fucking Kek whit this ahit
>some smark screeching at Corbin caught by the camera mic kek
I am gonna laugh myself into a coma if Corbin just injured Balor
>>95457 >>95459 >two fat men are fighting in the ring >I call them thicc <HOW IS THAT MOCKING IT?! <YOU WERE CLEARLY SERIOUS Autism is so easy to trigger, just say the wrong buzzword and everyone loses their mind.
How is compering?
>Monday, January 29, 2018 >WWE.com >WWE has come to terms with the release of Baron Corbin.
OH SHIT THINGS ARE ACTUALLY HAPPENING LMAO
>>95466 "jokes on you" doesn't work like that.
I love this, its the definition of shitposting.
>Everybody's already asleep Lol, Lawler is making fun of this mess.
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>everybody's already asleep out here <Lawler is burying this fucking shitshow
>>95470 Whatever you need to tell yourself.
>>95340 To echo Bo Dallas and his big brother Bray Wyatt, they're dad is Mike Rotunda / Irwin R. Schyster (IRS) / Money Inc. (with Ted DiBiase) / The U.S. Express (managed Capt. Lou Albano). Their grandad was Blackjack Mulligan and their uncle is Barry Windham.
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Based Jerry
John Cena next
My other friend loses £40on Heath Slater. Happy Rusev day
Shitpost Rumble
>they called up a fucking NXT guy >For the mens' royal rumble >for the sex that actually has more than 30 people for the rumble
100 souls?
Holy shit an actual good surprise entrant.
TRANQUILO
EL IDOLO
>Andrade didn't come to tranquilo the hothead corbin
>Finn is still out of the ring >Rusev is still out of the ring >Heath is still out of the ring >none of them were eliminated >Bray is out to probably eat the pin
Seriously there are 2 competing? I was expecting Finn balor vs Brock lesnar
Oh come the fuck on
>>95486 >eat the pin >pin pls
>Finn Balor >quite the rivalry with Bray Wyatt <the botched and dropped Sister Abigail meme kek
>Heath Slater wins by doing absolutely nothing
What the fuck is happening?
so should I keep watching this Royal Rumble or keep watching Murdoch Murdoch videos?
>Bray restarting the rivalry with Balor <sista Abigal debut at women's rumble
>the crowd is doing the evil white supremacist ok symbol for 3 in the countdown OY VEY
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>>95489 >somehow he gets pinned during the royal rumble
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PANCAKED
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>It's another no spots other than the entrances rumble
>>95494 nikki cross as sister abigail
Tide was eliminated
>backstage brawl fucking up the rumble now
Tye is 10 >again stop
>>95503 Not anymore.
>>95502 I was expecting Mick Foley but is okey
>>95504 ITS SHARIA ZAYN
>the RR shitshow is going according to plan >Vince's intention was to troll the fuck out of everyone
> People are just randomly running into the Rumble and it's ok what the fuck is happening
>Haave a match later >Enter the rumble
What
>Shamus jobbed on his birthday by slater JUST
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>Sheamus got 1 second'd
Really?!!! WHY?!!!
>>95508 The same thing that happened with curtis axel and eric rowan.
>no legends have appeared yet I'm honestly surprised.
>1 second Sheamus <Then 1 second Slater This is fucking retarded!
>bro lets just make everything a clusterfuck, they wont have time to realize the show is shit
A P E X K E K
>>95516 >implying Heath was technically in for like 15 minutes. :^)
The new day ruined this
>3 >2 >1 BZZZZT ~I have to be a lonely warrior, tonight~
>>95521 Anon, don't make me dream of things that not only could never be, but that long term; I don't really want.
>Jobber Crews
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>apollo crews
>bray wyatt sounds somewhat like jay white if you say it with a japanese accent it all makes sense now
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>kissing Finn's head for the sister abigail
Yessss
Post YFW Roman enters number 30.
>Shinsuke's so over the crowd is singing his song and he's wrecking the entire ring <he's still booked badly to lose all the time
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>>95521 BY GOD WHO CAN DEFEAT ASUKA SHE HAS BEEN #1 AND AND HAS MADE IT TO NUMBER #30 WHO COULD IT BE?
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>>95519 >Did anyone get eliminated yet? Man, I love King. He's holding nothing back with his sublety.
>>95528 I predict Roman #29, Ziggler #30
Just ambulance noises
>inb4 cesaro also gets Santino Morelli'd <his solo theme is apparently just the siren now, not even the 5 second rock music loop
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>Cesaro's theme doesn't actually play it's just the sirens
Fucking hate new day
>all three of the new gay are in the rumble <but they "had" to pull in NXT champ and fuck Tye Dillenger over
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>>95542 >Implying they HAD to brin cien
>the poo
JOBBER MAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL <one of the poo brothers is missing with some injury even though all they do is stand there
Fuck the poo, but it is still nice to see him enter the rumble after all this time as a jobber.
Loud Booing <muted by Dunn
THE MAN THE LOO FORGOT
I havent been watching NXT, how has Cien's title reign been?
XAVIER WOODS TAKES FLIGHT AND 9/11S HARD BIG GYRATOR E BTFO
>>95550 They had a great match last night. I highly suggest checking out last night's takeover if only for the last two matches.
LMAO THOSE PANTS
Why the fuck are all these people who have tag matches being pulled into the rumble?
>>95540 Playing this on loop while watching RR makes me feel like I'm watching with Frankie
>>95550 He had a fantastic match last night. Ever since he turned heel he's been great.
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>>95555 Checked.
Flavor town
>guy fieri pants Shitpost rumble is real
>that fucking air Cesaro got Absolute madman.
>New Gay cheating <"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""FACE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" team
Yes andrade
I'm speechless
>Stupid graphic laughing hardy NO
POO PANCAKED
This show is a shitshow but the absolute state of shitposting in the rumble is making up for it.
>>95555 >Playing this on loop while watching RR makes me feel like I'm watching with Frankie <Checked
seth's slingblade is so dogshit it makes me angry every time he does it
>>95560 Dude, Bam Bam Bigelow pants!
>Strong Bad sign People still watch Homestar Runner?
EARTHQUAKE REPORTED IN PHILADELPHIA FROM SHEER AMOUNT OF BOOING OVER RUSEV ELIMINATION
>>95569 >Tana shitposting from the hospital
>>95569 I wonder who could be behind this post.
>Lawler shitting on the Matt/Bray rivalry kek
>Mass booing <Duun edits boos and adds deltes Great way to kill BROKEN Matt
JOHN CENA SUCKS
>Matt hardy was eliminated
>WWE and john successfully meme'd people into thinking that booing him and saying he sucks actually means they like him
DOG PILE
I just hope they don't bring out Taker and have him do some shit with Cena. Please Vince, let old man Taker retire already. It's just sad to see anymore.
It is no longer Rusev day. I am sad
>>95578 >by himself
>everyone goes after Cena at once
BASED
>>95578 >Matt Hardy DELETED himself Nice.
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>this guy
Move over new stars!
<SHANE HELMS The shitposting level just peaked.
Somebody call the rock
OH SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK
WHAT!?!?!?!
Cena is in full no fun allowed mode.
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF HAVING HIM THERE?!
>It's the move over new stars part of the rumble Here come all the "legends"
STAND BACK
VINTAGE WWE
Just noises
>Aiden after rusev was eliminated Fuck off wwe
Fucking end my life.
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>reigns entering at 22 or later
>Rusev just planted Cena
RIP next 205 Live GM Why isnt Cena FUing them over the rope.
I knew it was going to be shit but this is sad
>Jerry burying Byron
Was happens if cien almas win?
ADAM COAL
fuck off helms nobody cares
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>playing frankie on loop >frankie pops for one of king's jokes
>Maggle's injured son is in the rumble
How many surprise entrants so far 3?
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>>95605 >Reigns at 30 again
>Finn Booler destroys the other half of Rusev Day
>>95615 Saving them all for the women which is going to be more overbooked than Steph's vag.
RKO ALL THE WAY
>Randy orton
>Orton taking out calm man like he's nothing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>That kiss Someone gif it
Burial time, I guess.
>taima dropped for a second >reload >boring ass adam cole is in the rumble
>Randy Orton eliminate Cien Almas Fuck this
>Titus "zero reaction" comes out this late
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>Roman reigns entering in the final 5
>Titus O'Niel is 25 Really!? Fucking seriously?!
Get Finn out of here already, he doesn't deserve a "come in at #2, get kayfabe injured by Corbin, win" thing.
>corey trying to hype cole v balor in some bullet club related beef "THE INTERNET MUST BE EXPODING"
Taker, roman, who else is left?
>Miz and miztourage
>Andrade being viper fodder smh
The miz is the 26. End the pain pain
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AWWWSOMEEEE
So Rush is going to debut right?
NANI NIGGA!?
>BOO Dallas not even in the rumble SUS
BAH GOD IT'S REY MYSTERIO
>Not having rey come out at 30 again
Try Miaterio
LUCHA UNDERGROUND INVASION!
BY GOD ITS BUSHI
>>95642 We're saving it.
HERE WE GO MY KNEE IS BLOWN
MAGGLE BTFO
I just realized that nakamura is still here. Sasuga japanese orton.
Yes
Rey looks in top shape
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>New gay are all separate entrants >Miztourage is not
>>95646 Nope, taker is 30.
No
[MASSIVE EARTH-SHAKING BOOING]
LOUD BOOING
Daniel Bryan **never*
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[MUTED LOUD BOOING]
You can even hear it in the announcers voices. All the air has been sucked out of the building
LOUD BOOING CONTINUES
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>jobber eliminated >Bo and Curtis save Miz
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>mfw rey eliminates Roman
How much HGH is mysterio taking
>Tfw the only two people I even sort of want to win the rumble are finn and nakamura
>Ramen eliminates Titus <Still bood
Dean Ambrose is 30
>The state of the shill reunion
>Roman betrays Seff SHIELD IS BROKEN
Did roman just turn heel?!
GOLDUST 29
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>>95666 > > >[MASSIVE EARTH-SHAKING BOOING]
>>95669 >All these wasted spots
Shattered Dreams
>literally goldust
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>Old man taker is 30
NOTHIN PERSONNEL SEFF
GET RID OF BALOR ALREADY
>>95678 t. Boo dallasfag
Vince, all you have to do is let Taker stay retired. Please Vince, it's past time.
DOLPH ZIGGLER
Stream link ?
Thank god.
MY PICK IS 30
Oh god
>>95678 Bayler is winnin' and gonna get a matching universal belt to fit his strawberry jam color attire
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FUCK YES
>record scratch >Theme still plays Did they botch it again?
Yes this is saved
>>95690 Reigns may still win.
>Has shinsuke been hiding this entire time Based king saying what we're all thinking.
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I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD
FUCK THIS
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FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?!
Fucking hate balor
The fucking state of ziggy
GO TO NJPW ALREADY DOLPH YOU'RE BEING WASTED HERE
Fuck. This. Shit!
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Thanks for playing Ziggler
Nofunn Balor is winnin' I says again.
>>95699 >Ziggler becomes the leader of the Bullet Club I chant this at ziggler every show I go to.
FUCK YOU BALOR GO SUCK TRIPLE H'S COCK
FAG BALOR ELIMINATES REY MYSTERIO FUCK THIS
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>>95699 This. Dolph please leave, fuck the money if you're being treated like shit, its not worth it.
Are they turning Balor heel? If so I approve.
Finn Valor what the fuck has you done?
Fucking hate this
Post YFW Cena and Reigns eliminate Balor and Nakamura.
>>95691 Why?
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FINN BALOR
>YOU BOTH SUCK
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YOU BOTH SUCK
Finn why?
>Cena vs roman final two
YOU BOTH SUCK Love you philly, you can rob my ass any time.
alright now i dont care who wins
>>95715 Crowd's giving them the finger lol
WHATS NJPW DOING IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE ZONE?
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>in japan damn right achoo
BULLET CLUB vs CHAOS WHO WILL WIN THE G30?!
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>You both suck chants wtf I love Philly now
>long hair guy just gives Roman a shaking head look like "No, don't do it" is he /ourguy/?
Boo >punch Boo <punch Boo
God dammed wwe, why you put dolphin in this if he's only going to win.
YES FUCKING YES FUCK YOU FINN
I just realized that roman cant win because it would derail the womyns rumble completely.
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Here we go again
FUCK YOU CENA
Palmyra vs Dena vs Roman Reigns Nooooooo
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Its been a while since ive seen a good bomaye
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>>95729 Good, I would say that it will teach them but they never learn
Buuuullshiiiit! Buuuuulshiiit!
>Nakamura chants You wish Philly.
>Reigns >Nakamura >Cena Oh sweet jesus Vince you madman you wouldn't.
>Cena eliminates Roman >Nakamura eliminates Cena Least bad outcome.
Cena and Roman are fucking hells
Another shitty slingblade, please dont do them unless youre a proven once in a century talent
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>>95740 Not while I'm booking it.
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>Lawler keeps calling him "Shit's kay"
>>95742 >you know it's true.
Still the hope
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>>95741 Unprofessional doctors letting you have a PC in the hospital
If Nakamura wins Chaos takeover of WWE confirmed.
Yep, Ramens winnin' No way Vince lets a NJPW star win.
Nakamura did fuck all this rumble, he doesnt deserve to win. Problem is the other option is roman, fuck man.
>tfw want Ramen to win just to hear the earth shaking booing
Lets go Nakamura, the weeb community exist.
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Just get it over with Roman.
>Cole still calling him Shin I'm just gonna start calling Michael Cole "Mai".
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Yess fucking saved
FUKKEN SAVED
FUCK IT, ANYONE BUT RAMEN
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>>95754 >I'm just gonna start calling Michael Cole "Mai". <not Mai Cole
Obvious ending is obvious. Get ready for a foregone conclusion for Elimination Chamber.
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Oh my
THE FINAL DELETION
AJ STYLES VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
NJPW is going over brother.
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RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE THIS FUCKING TRAITOR WON
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It wasn't Roman
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>AJ vs Shinsuke at WM
DADDY NAKAMURA
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>Nakamura goes for the lower title from AJ >not for the Universal title At least it should be a DREAM MATCH™
Chaos takeover over WWE confirmed.
Over all this was a decent rumble, which makes it the best rumble of this decade.
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Also PART 2/CONTINUATION THREAD >>95371
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NOICE
>>95776 Why? It's over.
>>95778 >implying There's still Bork/Fireman/NOT FINISHED WITH YOU and a pissBREAK.


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