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Royal Rumble 2018 Thread #2 Boliever 01/29/2018 (Mon) 01:44:19 Id: 6be457 No. 95371
For if/when >>90721 hits post limit.
GIRL POWER
>womyn rumble Good night lmao
Legit question: Is anyone really going to keep watching for the shitshow main event and WYMNS rumble?
AJ STYLES VS NAKAMURA CONFIRMED
I love this nakamura vs aj styles
Play this on loop for the wymyn Rumble
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WOMEN ARE MAIN EVENTING
Thanks sjw's, I actually got to watch the rumble match live before going to bed for the first time. Goodnight, enjoy steph screeching marketing blurbs and the guest celebrity, guys.
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NAKAMURA AHM LOVIN' IT MAGGLE
Man, Steph is so fuckable.
>IN B4 VINCE DECIDES TO FUCK THE FANS BY MAKING SURE STYLES LOSES HIS TITLE BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA
People are gonna google AJ Styles vs Nakamura and realize NJPW exists
Why does WWE hate Ziggler and ruru so much? They seemed the most over with the crowd (along with Nakumara). Is it cause Philly is a bunch of smarks?
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>Staph interrupting Kurt's "IT'S TRUE, IT'S DAMN TRUE"
PissBREAK time.
The winning of the royal rumble of women's are going to be Asuka ;), the weeb community exist?
>Asking to say your own line HOLY FUCK KURT WHERE ARE YOUR BALLS?
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>>95796 It's not his balls, it's his brain
WTF I'm seeying?
CRISPY WOO
>>95798 The real Royal Rumble, and definitely not an ad
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>That promo was literally move over new stars Jesus
I completely forgot this was even in the card
>Stephanie Mcran making history i kind want rousey to win tbh fuck asska
>colonel Sanders blades
>seth eats the pin due to being in the rumble >jason goes full heel plz
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>>95807 Seems legit
>The team of sheamus and cesaro >No the bar
>>95807 I will fap whit this.
>Crowd is dead <Some people are leaving
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>spend the time to announce proudly "THE BIRTHPLACE OF AMERICA" <make foreigners win every single match
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>>95806 >you will never fuck steph while she berates you
>>95813 >ywn be stephs footslave
>All those empty seats
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>>95815 I don't seeing
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>Absolute state of Seths pants
>The crowd is literally silent
>>95818 Upper rows aren't full, and the crowd is dead after that shitty rumble.
>booker logic
>>95822 The chairs are blue
>>95821 Respectul Japanese crowd after New Japan legend Shin won
Booker's going to end up beating the shit out of Graves.
>>95819 >I have to buy a NoGameStation4 for this Not Tranqilio
>>95820 Guy fieri pants
>>95824 THE CHAIRS ARE NOT BLUE macing a gamestop employee
I figured this tag match would be a preshow thing before they announced the geek matches, ticket buyers probably felt the same.
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It really did feel like the end of the PPV after the Rumble
>>95825 [claps respectfully after making it back in ring before the 10 count]
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>>95816 >>95817 Plebs missing out on how good it feels to be a autismfag
>>95824 I spotted a few empty chairs in the front rows. >>95829 DON'T TALK TO ME! <storms out
>Booker working Corey to exhaustion
>>95836 Everyone is tired including the commentators.
>>95836 Booker is best
>>95834 >how good it feels to be a autismfag There is a whole board for you to share your love for autism: >>>/autism/
>>95839 Except that board is deader than this place
The same reply again
WHO BOOKED THIS SHIT?!!
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>Win the tag team gold >Its not gold What did Cole mean by this?
>>95840 Still, go there, and stay there, or I will bully you.
ja[LOUD BOOING]an looks weak as fuck because of this
>>95844 Nigger, I was bullied in school, you not agreeing with my god tier fetish means nothing.
>>95845 That keed just aint got it
Why does ja[LOUD BOOING]an have Sweden colors on his trunks
>>95846 >I was bullied in school I bet you were.
Why I must see the woman royal rumbke?
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>>95846 Why didn't you just Belly to Belly your bullies?
Stop interrupting Booker, Maggle.
>>95850 Switch off, it's the best solution unless you want to see a shit show. I'm only gonna watch because I'm too drunk to play vidya.
What the fuck is this match?! Even a couple of people are screaming how much it sucks.
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>killing the crowd What kind of dumbass books a show like this?
What the fuck is this shit?
>>95850 watch it with >>95785 on loop and see how long you can last
>>95853 FAKE NEWS You're never too drunk to play vidya. t. played vidya while smashed all the time and still did great
Aaaand no one cares
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>Dean is injured >Roman got eliminated >Seff got destroyed and lost the title THE SHIELD IS NOW THE JUST
well that was shit
>>95859 The ending of the match, I mean >WE GOTTA WORRY ABOUT JORDAN I hope he died
>>95858 You're not wrong. I also want to see what a shitshow the wymns rumble is and shitpost about it.
>>95853 >I'm too drunk to play vidya Nigger thats when things get even more fun.
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>absolute state of these finishes
>>95849 Still haven't provided any scientific proof for your bold autism fetishism=autism claim. Even though I am autistic, it has nothing to do with it
>part 2 of RR >just one tag match >already more posts than the past month's smackdown shows B show BTFO
<CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH BEFORE WYMNS RUMBLE HERSTORY!!!
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<Womain Event
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>THE MACHINE
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>>95873 Now that's a Sports Entertainer
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>>95867 >>for n=> .5 correlations become likely causations <<Nigger you're N is 1
>Tfw Brock Lesnar Win Again >Tfw the female royal rumble is going to be the main event >Tfw dolph don't win the royal rumble >Tfw your waifu cuckold you whit a nigger
braun vs roman at wrestlemania has been built for a year and is what got braun over make it happen vince
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>>95867 <YOU HAVEN'T PROVED AUTISM IS LINKED WITH FOODFAGS <EVEN THOUGH I'M AN AUTISTIC autismFAG WOW
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>>95876 >>Tfw your waifu cuckold you whit a nigger story time
>>95875 >60IQchat
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>>95877 >Braun pins Kane >Bork vs Braun title rematch at mania
>>95879 >foo.t filter to autism I approve, but it does get in the way of me mocking autismfag.
>>95880 Tfw Kane have not pyro
autism
>>95883 >t. autismautism
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>mfw have more filters than WWE has writers I'm taking over this bitch
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>>95886 >if you mock the autistic foo.tfag you are autistic Nigger, please don't go full retard.
>>95887 I want to be he's bf
>Kanes pyro is just dunn crumbling some old office papers
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okay seriously when is wwe bringing back pyro?
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>Only 301 days
This match is going to be trash, and I say that as someone who loves Bork and Braundo
bork looking real ffaatt baby
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>fucking dropkick from Braun
THAT PUNCH BY BROCK
HOLD ON A MINUTE PLAYA THIS MATCH IS NOW A FATAL 4 WAY MATCH HOLLA HOLLA
>>95898 So powerful dunn had to mute the audio.
BRAUN GETTING SHIT IN BROTHER HH
THAT KNEE PISSED BROCK OFF
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
AUTISTIC RAGE UNLEASHED
Braun's nip slip
TABLES
cole: "HOW DO YOU STOP BROCK LESNAR?!?" >lesnar is writhing in pain outside
STROWMAN CARRYING THE 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 TON STEPS
When will Maggle get thrown off a stage again?
JESUS FUCK THAT PUNCH BY BROCK
>Bork and Braun bringing out the potatoes
BORK EATS THE TABLE
Philly finally was allowed to cum thanks to the tables.
THIS MATCH IS GOAT SO FAR MIDGETS NEED NOT APPLY
Best Bork match in years?
>>95914 t. VKM
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>suplexing the suplex guy
RIP GERMAN ANNOUNCE TABLE
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WAIT A MINNUTE YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME *says that a minute after the spot happens* check booker for cte
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>table flip spot >again
>He's dead Fucking kek
ALL TABLES MUST DIE
"BRAUN STROWMAN HAS BEEN BURIED"
>Table collapses
Deep lore: Tables killed Brock's family
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>show is entertaining
>State of Maggles voice cracks
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Brock and the Ring steps are a baaaad combination
<Kane Wins
>GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE >Doesnt even move
Shit ending.
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>Best match of the night wasn't either rumbles BASED BIG MEN SAVING THE SHOW AND WRESTLING AS A WHOLE
>kane just there to eat the pin at least Braun still looks pretty strong >[LOUD BOOING] vs Beast at WM yep
>>95933 Obvious ending. It was clear before it even started where this was going. Only one person is taking that belt of Bork at WM and he's a Samoan.
>>95933 I can forgive the ending with Bork putting effort into this match for once.
ON THE CHAIR
Whoever's running taima needs a non-kayfabe chair to the head. YOU DON'T FUCKING CHANGE STREAM VIDEO SOURCE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING SHOW TO SHOW SOME GAY MEME VIDEO
>>95937 this
>>95939 /woooalt/ for ppvs brother
>>95940 Bork finally took his autism medication, and put some effort into a match. Gotta give him credit for that.
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>>95940 post bork
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Are you ready to take your daily dose of soy?
>>95944 Hank Hagan in the Andre video
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>ANDRE DOCO WITH HOGAN SPEAKING
>This Andre Promo see>>95934 >>95943
Is brock even a fucking draw at this point? He doesn't do anything, he's lazy and useless and only wrestles at PPVs, and has no reason to be given a push and permanent fucking top title.
>yfw this is a botchfest
HISTORY
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>>95953 HERSTORY***
>SJW shit is main event
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>>95950 t.Midget Watch 205 live >>95954
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>wymyn's royar rumbre cultmarx faggotry
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for once im happy for the taima host to play shitty kpop over stephany mcrans womens speech
>>95959 I miss when they picked female wrestlers based on how hot they were, and they often posed naked. Where did it all go so wrong?
>this fucking music This shit is giving me an anuerism. No fucking wonder between this, cultmarx, and estrogen boosting modern women are fucking cancer.
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BIG MOMMY NIA
>>96000 is going to make history by being about the historic women's rumble
>>95959 I wonder how her rape accusations are coming along?
>>95966 Why aren't you looking for a job Enzo
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TIME FOR HERSTORY
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I get it, I get it BASED
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>jojo isnt the ring announcer
>Maria Memenos
[Muted booing]
THE QUEENDONG
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>she actually did the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>replace shit commentator with shit commentator well at least they didn't replace Corey and leave steph with Mai and BS.
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>alexa guest commentating
>botcha banks #1
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>>95974 I got you
>>95980 or not
>>95963 SJWs
Now Charlotte, that's what a real Goddess looks like, take not midgetfags.
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Let the shit show begin >Botcha #1 <She's trying to hide her disdain LOL
>Becky Lynch #2 >she won't get the Finn Balor treatment and be allowed to reach the final four
>wonderwoman attire
>>95984 *jews
>>95987 Thats because Finn is actually talented
THE GOD-ASS ALEXA BLIIIIIIISS
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Ready for the botchfest?
Holy fuck if thats true then Finn ruined Becky career
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>>95989 Almost the same thing at this point.
>Sarah Logan >doesn't have her own entrance >just jewby riott's shit theme
Steph is commenting less than I expected already, even seems nervous to be on mic. Am I the only one disappointed to not hear her have any of her dad's style on commentary?
This is boring
SO SILENT
>Logan fucking murders botcha with a dropkick <steph's brilliant commentary amounts to "oh, look out!"
>Sandy the Squirrel
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>>95991 BASED BRAUN STANDING UP FOR HIS WAIFU
>>95997 <oh, look out! <oh, oh! kek
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ITS GAYMEAT
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im not gonna watch this shit, i'll just watch the lewd gifs tomorrow
head butt to the horse teeth lol
Hopefully botcha's bad placement and how she's being BTFO'dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd is punishment for fucking over Paige.
>>96003 <absolutely she was, can you imagine?
>>96009 <OHHHHHHHHHH
She uses a thong
>Crowd is dead during the main event Looks like they overestimated the soy level of this crowd.
>Did you know she can squat 300 lbs? Did you know no one cares, Steph?
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<CALM DOWN OVER THERE hehe
Mandy can squat MY PENIS WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>96012 >goes to Philly >expect a soy crowd
>>96002 braun is /ourguy/
>>96012 Yuge pops for Lita though. >immediately gets double teamed by Becky and botcha
>>96016 Yet they still booked this as the main event of the PPV.
This is just like my Old Japan shows
The first thing good in this female royal rumble
>steph namedrops Chyna
>Chyna mentioned HOF confirmed?
Fuck you Steph. Don't talk about Chyna like you were cool with her.
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>Steph mentions Chyna
>Kairi Sane
>Stardom mention
>Corey's waifu eliminated by old star
>>96017 So kawaiii
MOVE OVER NEW STARS
BY GOD ASKUA AT #6
SAMIS SISTER AT NUMBER 6
Japan save the royal rumble
God damn, the commentary team is way overselling EVERYTHING. >Kairi cucks booley out of the "MUH RANDY SAVAGE ELBOW DROP" >Tamina looks like she gained like 100 pounds since the last time she was on TV
Ramona is dressing like beetlejuice?
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>"THIS RIGHT HERE WOULD MAKE MACHO MAN PROUD"
LITA'S DEMOLISHING EVERYONE
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>Kairi's Persona is a Yatch
Lita gained some weight
Tamina got fat
FATTY BTFO >Lita gets eliminated FUCK YOU
Tamina > Nia
>Tits is in I guess when you promise 30 you gotta dig deep.
>Crowd screams bullshit Lol
Holy shit whit that entrance
>Dana looking strong
>tits eliminated Kairi GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!
WEEBS BTFO
>Dana eliminated Asuka wat da fug
>Sarah REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgan
>Dana gets screwed before botcha
This commentary is retarded
Asuka as 30
>Corey SHOOTING on Sasha
>>96052 Corey burying botcha was alright.
>>96052 should have put alexa on the mic
>Torrie gets fucked over Zero respect for the surprise entrants. >fucking botcha is still in
>slightly_taller_alexa_bliss.jpg joins
>>96012 Need a screenshot of the 'About Time' numale and im sure there is a current year one floating over there somewhere. >Did you know mandy can squat 300lbs? Here's some news for you, so can every man with a beltsize above midget.
<Becky told me her gear represents the future
I want to fuck liv morgan
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>torrie wilson was in and it wasn't horrible
LIV BLISS
>>96061 Make sure to cum in her eyes, maybe that'll fix em
>>96063 Alexa Morgan
>Corey SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTs on botcha >Staph screeches at him
Oh god no, why the fuck does Molly have the lesbo haircut?
>>96061 wait your turn
>>96067 I love girls whit short hair stfu.
MOVE OVER NEW STARS!
>Lana Time for a Santino Marelli-tier run.
>>96069 >he loves ugly lesbos
I want Kharma
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who is molly holly
Did Molly just get eliminated?!
>Lana goes insane
>>96070 The weeb community
MCKIKE
>>96069 >tfw no short haired gf
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>so many surprises they lose all impact What great booking
>Biggest pop in the match is Lana, the heel of the show Looks like we're heading back to 2015 where faces are booed and heels are cheered. >Crowd is cheering for nonexistent wrestlers
Are botcha/becky/molly just sitting outside or something? I don't remember them getting eliminated.
MAKE MICHELLE MCCOOL LOOK STRONG
McCool vs Bliss at Wrestlemania make it happen.
>tfw no Layla
>jewby riott BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lana what the fuck?
>>96083 Can't make Cena's fiance and Taker's wife look bad.
I didn't know they let men in the women's rumble
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>no blue dot for jewby
I didn't know they let birds in the women's rumble
I don't want to fuck jewby
>botcha is still in If she wins I call SJW/nepotism.
Get out of the ring Lol
WAT
WAIFU IS HERE, SHUT UP NERDS.
wat
Oh fucking yeah, top 10 waifu.
for real wut
>killing everybody's eardrums as part of the show
This is just retarded.
>miss useless briefcase that will never be used
>They could have done this on RAW 25 when announcing old managers >They wasted it here instead for a surprise entrant
Autistic screeching
I bet Carmellas feeet taste like Caramel
Someone remove botcha already.
It's everyone cheer for their husband night. if aj lee comes out the roof will explode with punk chants
>carmel just BREAKs jewby's jaw
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BRET HART IN THE RUMBLE BY GAWD
>>96112 >>>/plebs/
>Kelly still sucks <Still makes orgasm noises with every move
>Lana and Lita get thrown out rapidly >botcha and jewby stay in for fucking ever It's not fair.
>>96113 Nice try autistfag, but there is nothing patrician about being you.
>kellykelly ah, good memories of when I had no access to porn
>jew eliminates irish FUCK THIS
>>96115 If botcha wins it's going to be the shit flavored icing on the crap cake. Every reviewer not infected with soy is going to have a field day with this match already let alone whatever ending they pick.
Why are the women dropping in and out, but are coming back?
inb4 Kelly Kelly has a wardrobe malfunction
IRA BTFO BY BASED REWBY
She was from RTC, right?
At least there's some good ass shots
>Nia fats eliminates fucking everyone in an unending rage over Enzo being fired
Asuka is 30
jewbyFAG BTFO
>>96124 That whole KellyKelly almost getting eliminated scene was fantastic.
>nobody's in the fucking ring What a GREAT match.
Didn't Natalya just slip out the ring? Is this going to be another Maven?
>sliding around in a chair THis is shitposting.
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by god 2 naomis
>Superior version of Naomi
Naomi has a nice ass
>>96130 I think jewby and Naomi are the only women outside the ring that are actually out.
>Steph says "was she studying Kofi films?" >Cole says "I NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!" Faggot
Naomi Kofi spot every year
Holy fuck, the best.
crowd confirmed soys
>Beth trying to lift 500 pounds
>Iron Boss
>>96140 She can
>ZERO respect for the surprise entrants
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uh wheres booley? t-they didnt forget her did they? inb4 #30 comeback underdog roman angle
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>>96140 >beth lifting 500 pounds
Well, that was sad.
Ronda is 30
Rousey @ 30 confirmed.
here's the winner fags
>>96148 Asuka has autism
>botcha wins by throwing Asuka out
>>96150 Not Bork autism though
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>>96149 >he doesn't know
>jobber james
BUT WHY ARE BOTCHA AND BECKY STILL IN
Bailey as 30
>>96155 Becky got eliminated you blind sperg
>Bella THAT ENTRANCE ISN'T PG
BYYLYY REDEMPTION STORY INCOMING BOYOS
>>96156 <she immediately get eliminated JUSTley
Guess Nikki is burying everyone
Asuka please erase the wife of john cena
>Cena sucks chants LOL
JOHN CENA SUUUUUUCKS
>Nia is still chilling outside the ring
>carmel BTFO That's what you get for leaving Cass, bitch.
GET. RID. OF. BOTCHA
>>96166 >Big Cuck posts among us She's all mine now, you big 7ft tall beta
Can we say that this Royal Rumble sucks fucking ass?!
>Brie in
[EARTH-SHAKING BOOING]
Bailey as 29 it was so close
>horsewomen
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>booley
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THE WINNER IS HERE
Here we go
TRISH STRATUS
Hey we want some == LOUD BOOING. ==
Trish looking pretty good in her ring gear.
It's either Booley, Botcha, Asuka, or Nia.
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>They actually though Rousey would show up
>>96182 Asuka
>BREAKing booley's nose
>>96182 It's Asuka. The only doubt was Rousey.
>mickie bought to grab trish by the pussy
Steph is the absolute worst commentator ever to set autism in the booth.
>>96188 >fucking nerdfilter backfires
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>>96188 >to set autism in the booth.
Otunga is JR tier compared to Steph.
>earthquake reported in the Philadelphia area
BOOLEYFAG BTFO
lolBooley
>>96193 That was beautifull
BOOLEYFAG ON SUICIDE WATCH
BYYLYY still has more 4 star matches than that fucking midget, fuck this show and fuck you all.
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lol booley
JUST
Trish's ass looked amazing in that sharpshooter. Thanks Nattie.
>>96198 How triggered are you right now?
>>96198 BOOooooooleyfag confirmed butt blasted
OH COME THE FUCK ON
HORSE BTFO BOOLEYFAG
Fucking run
>has massive heat backstage >has massive heat with the fans outside of whatcuckture-tier faggots >nobody fucking likes her Why the fuck does botcha keep getting pushed this heavily?
>final 3 >bella twins
>>96208 They suck the fuck of h
>>96208 Don't you worry, Asuka's gonna kill them.
>>96207 Otherwise Snoop will bring drive by WWE HQ with a couple of crips
>bella twins in final 3 If Asuka doesn't win, I know at least one reviewer is going to pop a vessel at this. Bonus points if Nikki
>Asukas going over
>Mai forgot the name of Nikki's finisher
>>96211 Fuck that nigger.
japan is going over in wwe tonight
>>96216 The weeb community
>>96216 New Japan is taking over, get ready for the rain
>>96202 >>96203 >Alexa "2 stars" Bliss Fuck you both
>>96217 >>96216 >all this after the guy with the weeb signs stops going to shows >>96218 >he doesn't know Vince is going to buy NJPW
>>96219 >no one even brought up Bliss Rent. Free.
>>96220 >Vince being interested in a couple of midgets
The weeb community so it again
WEEBS WIN
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>tfw their wives got destroyed
Good that Asuka won, but a mediocre rumble and predictable ending.
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?
At least Stephanie McMahon didn't enter.
>>96221 >>96221 >Have to put 500 gorillion filters to keep me down Rent fucking free
I told you all Asuka is going over brother
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So every ending of this PPV was terribly predictable. It was everything smarks called beforehand.
>Young talent gets buried hard <McCool, and the Bellas had to look strong <Older talent got more pops than younger talent <Botcha had to leave the ring a bunch of times because she can't last that long. Stupidest fucking royal rumble ever.
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>>96230 >everybody's the BO
Dang, I really thought Nikki would win
>>96235 Go away Jhon
>>96231 This shit could have been done on a Ram episode, and it's not like they never had women's royal rumbles before. It was fucking terrible.
>I'm speechless cole Best acting ever, give that woman a award
>Ronda Lousy
Its so fucking cute and what?
>JawBROKEN finally shows up
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>unmuted HOLY SHITs STOP RUINING MY PG RATING
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>it's not a CFO$ theme
>Ronda gets to have an actual theme >Not a 5 second CrapFO$'s theme
>ronda rousey's wwe gimmick is a mute
>doesn't even need to enter in the rumble to get a Wrestlemania match
>they fixed the main announce table but never fixed anybody else's
What?, the point finger is the new language?
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SHITSHOW
>>96248 It's finger pointing season, brother.
Rounda you fuck the fucking end of the ppv, it was a 7 but you make it a 6.
>taima viewer count falling faster than the meme gif they use shows
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They just buried that end segment by having Rousey come out
We Brock Lesbo now?
So uhh, who will Ronda face at WM?
Match reviews/show rating?
Honestly though this whole thing was worth it just for that moment where the Booleyfag lost his shit and started crying.
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>Gimmick is checking repeating digits
>>96257 Alexa Asuka Char Ronda Is the most logical choice but this is WWE creative and they love curveballs.
>>96232 >>96250 Braun v. Old Ass-hole v. Autistic and Usos v. Chad and Shelton were the only good match in this PPV (only because Bork did shit for once in his autistic life). I'm so glad I didn't buy a ticket for that shit show. >>96252 >>96255 3/10 for Bork putting effort into a match. The whole thing was a shit show.
>>96262 Shitposting show, I laught whit Baron Corbin.
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>>96261 Ronda tried to shake Asuka's hand though. It made no sense.
>>96259 I got a kick out of the one guy who sperged out over someone shitting on Gallagher and the Loserweight division. >No loserweight match in the PPV cuz Enzo Lol
>1234+ posts for one single show
>>96259 You'll be the one crying soon, trust me.
Japan: the ppv. Cruiserweight division was a error.
>>96257 They'll probably find some way to have all four of them in the ring. Possibly a tag team match where Rawhide gets the RAW belt.
>>96266 >No loserweight match in the PPV cuz Enzo Thanks again rape, you always make things better
>>96268 What, are you gonna shoot up the board?
>>96265 Yeah, but Asuka did still win the GUARANTEED™ main event spot at Wrasslemania, so unless Rousey somehow wins the title before then it will still be Alexa.
>>96268 Oh yes, Booley is gonna rebound for sure guys!
>>96274 Rousey is going to "earn" her way to getting a WM match, and she's probably going to be on RAW if that handshake with Stephanie means anything.
>>96263 The entire thing was a horrible mess where new talent got buried hard by Cena, Ramen, McCool and the Bellas. Commentators were all over the place, and it wasn't kayfabe or smark shit either. Corey got btfo'd by Steph when he was calling Botcha out for being a scummy bitch. Again, that women's Royal Rumble shit was a mess, and it should tell creative that no one really likes the new talent if Lita and Trish are getting more pops. I didn't think I could hate the Bellas and McCool more than I used to until I saw this ppv. They also have to stop putting the Sjw-jew on the Kick-offs because it seems like everyone hates his bald, sjw ass (Even Sami gave Rosenberg shit, and he's a leftist fucktard). >>96268 You need to get a fucking life.
>>96278 And the WWE wonders why ratings drop, and no one buys the network.
I was hoping Asuka would attack both and say she is going after both belts in a Triple Threat. Instead we got Rousey just doing pointing instead of a jump attack thing.
>>96279 >I like a certain wrestler <lololol put filters on everything related to her and always reply to the guy Sounds like you all need to get a life. Now some smartass made a thread about it, but I'm the one that needs to get a fucking life isn't it, you fucking piece of shit, you.
>>96285 >>>/b/
Just did a ban and DELETE all posts by IP on board for the pedo, it may take a while for it to go through.
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>back in time for WWDeletion 2k18 brought to you by Rocket League™.
>>96285 >Are pictures of children allowed on this board? No, just midgets
>>96288 He wasn't a regular poster right? Do we share the board with the pedo community?!
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>alexa too small for the pedos
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>>96292 I didn't bother checking the IP post history, but five posts disappeared from the first thread for this event. Surprisingly, it isn't booleyfag.
>>96288 inb4 99% of posts disappear from /wooo/
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>>96294 See, this is what I mean. RENTFREE
>>96295 Then again, the post history for booleyfag based on >>96286 shows only posts from today.
Actually no, nevermind, all posts are still there in RR#1. Whoever did it had the smarts to jump IP before screeching over booley being BTFO.
>>96286 "YOU NED LIFE," said the creep
>>96298 Baylay fag saved… >NO NO INCREDIBLE BOOLEY FAG BTFO AGAIN
<Booleyfag so blown the fuck out and autistic that he's taken to posting child porn Wow, if you're reading this man: consider suicide, it's all over for you.
>the pedo tried to appeal >the images still show in the appeal
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>6003986-year ban on /wooo/
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>Implying I'm a fucking pedo I have no way of IP hopping
>Some pedo is salty enough to spam the board with CP after Booley got BTFO. This just proves Booley fans are retarded or little kids.
there he is again
>>96309 This isn't at all spam. 5 images isn't spam calm down.
>>96312 >posting illegal content on a board isn't spam. Okay then.
>>96313 >5 images = spam >muh bread integrity
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Great thread, eh? Still the number one NERD on this board
>>96317 >booleyfag admitting to IP hopping to spam
damn booleyfag really triggered
>>96318 I just said I have no way of IP hopping, BO can check my post history. I've only been banned once, and an unfair ban at that. I posted some shitty R34 edits on a womack thread.
If you want to keep blaming Booley for this then fine with me. What kind of CP was he spamming anyway? I want tp match what he was spamming so I can false flag him some more.
>go to check up on the other channel friends were watching the Rumble in >one of them is a pretty cute girl >posted a 7 second video of her jumping up and down in her pajamas and being really happy over Nakamura winning How do I make her mine, anons [ban was removed, hit the wrong post the first time]
Well?
>>96339 Unless you're a chad, you won't.
>>96339 >hit the wrong one somehow oops
>We finally got our Tito moment in THE WWE
>>96339 You don't
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>>96347 >implying that there's anything wrong with eating pizza with your gf and cuddling with your gf while she sleeps
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Rousey will end Asska's streak at SummerSlam possibly. Or if she does end up in WM34… GET READY FOR WYMYNS MATCH IN THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA SISTER
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>>95371 >subtle autism awareness logo in the bottom Sure fits this thread. >tfw Braun vs Brock won't be the main event of WM34 instead we will get Roman vs Lesnar Braun beating Brock in the mainevent for the Universal title would be the perfect way to cap off Braun's incredible run this past year. Plus he has far more reason to face Brock than Roman does. But the [LOUD BOOING] simply has to stand tall, #4WrestlemaniaMainEvents in a row #AhhYessir. Damn it Vince, there is still time to make things right.
>>96352 >Best female wrestler in the world The absolute state.
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>>96352 sasha being extra safe after injuring paige
>11 of the 30 entrants are retired >Could've have called up the aussies lesbians or nikki cross instead >Taker's wife got the most eliminations At least the cute christmas cake won.
>People already turning on Arseuka in the WWE comments
>State of Rouseys theme
>Check early reviews for the Women Rumble >It's 4 star ratings FUCKING HOW >Commentary was plain fucking awful the entire way through, Stephanie's commentary failed even the basics of sports commentating and sounded like a mom watching wrestling for the first time >A bunch of wrestlers jumping out of the ring only to run back in the ring and get eliminated >Over a third of the entries were retired stars coming back to fill the roster >Still pushing Sasha this hard because lolnepotism >Vicky Guerrero spot would have worked better for RAW 25, not in the Royal Rumble (I didn't even have time to fetch a remote, I just sat there with my hands over my ears waiting for this dumb spot to finish) >Bella twins come back and look like they're surprise booked for winning the rumble (because we totally need another repeat of 2013-2014 when bellaswinlol) >At least until Asuka who they have been hyping up to win the rumble wins the rumble to absolutely nobody's surprise >Only for Rousey to come out, point fingers at things and leave I definitely don't want to go back and watch it again, and the commentary is some of the worst I've heard in a while even for WWE standards. I'd give this one a * only because Naomi's spot was the highlight of the match, else I would have given it a DUD.
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>people are still surprised that wwe fucking sucks
>tfw Asuka lost weight
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>>96365 >Okadaposting
>>96364 >FUCKING HOW Because herstory brother HH
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>>96364 Shut up! You liked it!
Why do you guys even watch this shitty product at this point? this whole PPV was awful from start to finish.
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>>96370 >implying I watch this shitshow
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>tfw Kairi didn't win At least she did better than Booley
>>96370 I liked the rumble. Hell I like the rumble anyway even when it's bad and this one was the best in at least five years. I was looking forward to the usos vs AA but that was a huge disappointment.
>>96365 >>96370 >being a NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD >not wanting to watch a trainwreck and shitpost about it
>>96370 This was me giving WWE one last chance before going full NJPW and only watching Attitude Era WWF. I'll probably still watch WM and RR though.
I hate watching mickie james because she looks like my mom.
>>96380 I want to fuck your mother.
>someone posted a bunch of ponyshit in at least one thread >nobody cared Is /wooo/ a brony board?
>>96656 >no response confirmed
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>>96847 >>96656 Can't work us with cartoon horses brother hh
>RR analysis 1/2
>RR analysis 2/2 you deserve it, brony marks
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Okay but here's the REAL question, where does rousey sit in the Diva's WOMYN'S WRESTLERS power rankings for attractiveness? Of the top women on either show I'd say she's probably the most attractive besides maybe alexa. If you put in NXT ladies though she may only barely skirt into the top 10.
>>96853 Fuck it let's settle this once and for all, Who's hottest poll here http://honeypot.gov/8ortk5
>>96854 >>96853 rousey lookin real CUTE but she has a powerful male jaw that always bugged me. (((alexa))) is still the hottest bcus bias
>>96852 >>96851 wtf i like dsp now
>>96858 >male jaw comparing to 50% female roster she's objective standard for feminine face
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>>96853 Post the important things first brother She's alright


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