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General Thread #93 - Treeship Edition Jumper 12/08/2025 (Mon) 21:50:15 No. 190476
A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting. Please make sure to spoiler explicit images and keep hornyposting to a minimum. >Old thread: >>188427 >Horny Thread: >>143436 >Thread Archive: >>1331
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The trees speak Vietnamese.
I wonder how long it's gonna take until people realize the old thread is dead.
Jump finished. I think I got all the typos and whatnot, but who knows. I don't use non-Chans. If it ends up on QQ, I don't care. Tentative goodnight.
>>190480 There's better be a good sexing skills perk. that mp4 holy shit
>>190480 Wrong thread for this I think.
>>190480 I only played Goblin Conqueror a long while back, but I know the two are connected and I thought the game was pretty friggin cool. Thanks and goodnight DDAnon.
>>190482 Funny how no one else said that when Smuhunter posted his jumps.
>>190480 That song is a banger as the kids say today
>>190475 >Yeah I am just suggesting to remove the reference to specific weapons when the vulnerability to those is ambiguous. The other ranks referencing the level of damage you can endure is bette imo. I feel like the weapons feel like a decent point of comparison. I don't think total weapon immunity is a common enough thing to include. I have an across the board "your mileage may vary" disclaimer in notes, so this is mainly about giving a general idea of what you can expect. >I assumed you'd be using the same ranking system for both, since barring bosses there is typically very little difference in awakened and monsters in the general diversity ans potency of abilities at a certain rank. I was planning to provide different fluff for both. I always got the impression that a hunter has more toys and tactics to even the odds, but monsters always have the edge in inherent destructive ability, even against hunters of the same rank. Maybe that's just me.
>>190403 Sorry for the late reply. The Radio lets you receive broadcasts from God (who may or may not also be every boy or man you've ever been afraid of) and/or The Devil (who may or may not also be you/your shadow, the true self?). It serving as a focus for elemental powers may have something to do with that connection.
>>190480 >dat companion stipend >with double perk/item lines This just feels like you're punishing companions for existing in the general proximity of jumper's bullshit.
>>190489 2 OP 4 JUMPCHINS
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>Guilmon has at least 5 champion Digimon choices that can reach Dracomon & Infermon >if we’re sticking to the og Digimon jump rules, he still has 2 choices…but one of them is the poop digimon >The other is good old Devimon Yippeeee! I’m free from overthinking digimon lines (for now)
>>190480 >If it ends up on QQ, I don't care. Well, it's not ending up in our drive. You can't even do a Generic and pretend "It has only a little porn and its mostly world building." This is just porn. >>190485 Most anons like Smuthunter. No one likes DDAnon. I don't think even DDAnon likes DDAnon.
>>190477 No matter how strong the treeships are, I'm sure using Jumpchain magic to break caps, I can get even stronger with Genius tech. That being said, Tenchi Muyo definitely has one of the better aesthetics for its sci-fi elements. If it weren't for the aesthetics I usually use, I would slot it in as a good choice for a Genius biologist. >>190489 I guess the companions must starve. That being said, yeah, the stipend should probably be at least 400cp, or throw in both of their 200cp perks for their origin for free at the very least.
>>190493 What a good attitude to have. You aren't wrong, but still.
>>190493 I have honestly no idea what Generic was trying to pull with that, while also making the intro cover all its pornographic content.
>>190489 Ok, the budget will be increase to 100cp and a pack of gatorade.
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>>190494 >No matter how strong the treeships are, I'm sure using Jumpchain magic to break caps, I can get even stronger with Genius tech. Of course, what's shown in the show and manga isn't even as powerful as the creator said it can get my dear anon >>190494 >That being said, Tenchi Muyo definitely has one of the better aesthetics for its sci-fi elements. If it weren't for the aesthetics I usually use, I would slot it in as a good choice for a Genius biologist. That's why I use multiple Aesthetics anon, tree tech for my personal main one and others like metal or whatever for the others my dear anon
>>190496 I will forever cry about the TLS jump.
>>190472 To be entirely fair, Naugus never got his season to be the main antagonist. Had to wait for the comics to get there, and there's no guarantee the show's take was going to be exactly the same.
>>190499 Yell at Generic instead. >>190500 It probably wasn't, but Naugus was still a menace in his short stint.
>>190501 That he was.
>>190501 I will yell at the sad, cruel world we live in!
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>>190480 >No images for gooning beyond the first page
>>188729 >Interestingly I have discovered I can feed images to Grok and it will write an OC companion for me. Huh
>>190504 Would, even if no sauce.
>>190495 If he doesn't like being covered in shit, he could try not being an asshole.
>>190496 He was trying to prove that the community needed him more than the other way around, and if they wouldn't play ball according to the way he wanted, then they wouldn't get to play ball at all.
I just realized we don't have a Twisted Metal jump or many jumps for OG PlayStation, such as Ape Escape.
>>190509 I swear someone made one for Ape Escape, but it might have been from another community.
>>190492 We all know every digimon line ends with either Lilithmon or Titty gun waifumon
>>190493 >Well, it's not ending up in our drive. You can't even do a Generic and pretend "It has only a little porn and its mostly world building." This is just porn. aside from the porn we already have, and who the fuck are you to think you have the ultimate say?
You know, based on how things went, I think it'd be pretty easy to gain the loyalty of Mala. Initially she seemed to genuinely be inclined to follow Superman's lead and subordinate herself to him, it was only the combination of disillusionment with his relative humility, her fear that he'd send her back to the Phantom Zone, and his lack of romantic interest (and specifically that he preferred a human woman) that set her off. All of this though is under the context of Superman having told her that she and him were the only ones with their powers, which while technically true was also rather misleading. Fundamentally, there are a bunch of things on Earth that can fight and potentially kill Kryptonians. Superman was technically telling the truth, but he was being (unknowingly) misleading. I think if you, having freed her before Clark could, informed her of the actual situation, she'd be much more understanding of you (unless you are, in which case probably using subtler methods than would be her default) not wanting to attract that level of opposition that conquering and holding Earth would entail.
Was just thinking about taking the long drawback in DCEU to start in the Darkseid war, but also the drawback to be the most hated person on the planet. So, any ideas why an immortal guy that spent a lot of those years in space terraforming new planets in the solar system and near by start systems is so hated?
>>190513 Any woman that is powerful enough to kill you must be branded with a hentai brand that makes her orgasm on command.
>>190514 You are the devil in many earth's religions.
>>190513 I saw her having two problems with Dupes. She thought he was going to send her back and felt fear. And Supes claiming they are the last and refusing to breed her. Granted, when she next shows up she has a male harem to fuck her and refuses to get pregnant. Granted, in every Superman series with the Phantom Zone, he could select prisoners out to be bred and repopulate the race. I think Supes just wants to feel special and be the only one.
>>190514 Well, the obvious answer is that the planets you 'terraformed' were already inhabited before you 'terraformed' them, sans their original population, though that might be a bit to murdery for you. Alternatively, there could be some guy who effectively was fucking over a lot of planets who decided to take advantage of your terraforming to claim that he terraformed everything, while all the chaos he committed, he successfully blamed on you.
>>190518 Anon, most people in the Phantom Zone are extremely fucking evil, and Superman isn't actually interested in bringing back the Kryptonians, at least genetically. If he really had an issue with feeling special, he'd have subtly undermined the rest of the Justice League, so he was Earth's 'only' hero.
>>190516 I can see that. The immortal guy that just wandered around with the power to shape worlds, but refuses to help the common man can be seen as evil in many religions. Imagine someone having that level of power in myth and he just like chilling on some mountain and drinking wine instead of being a god king. >>190519 Both could work. I know some DC setting have everything already inhabited. So even trying to fix up Venus or the Moon would be pissing someone off. Iirc the Kryptonians in DCEU are more war like and having one of their world shapers might get me blamed as being one of their slaves or something.
>>190515 Just be strong enough that dying is a mild inconvenience.
>>190492 >Dracomon Was that a typo?
If I were to make a Persona 2 jump - Emphasis on IF - would it better to make a jump for each game, or to combine them into a single jump?
>>190522 >Die >Skin explosion as skeleton sits up >Starts cussing >do these people have any idea how long it takes to make these meat suits? >Patch up body and sees skeleton back inside >Jumper sits up screaming
Going to sleep. Good night guys.
>>190498 You should make a Tenchi Muyo jump, you both like the series and know it well.
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>>190511 It’s inevitable (Dorumon will be gaining all Renamon other version evo lines minus the silver/Data version which has no fox lady Mega equivalent), but for now I’m glad I can connect my Parallelmon’s existing lines to his current official one through Guilmon of all things. Also allows me to tweak his backstory a bit by making him a former partner digimon that lost his tamer & chased after another Parallelmon only to slowly go off the deep end & become one after absorbing enough “anomalous data”though his chase between dimensions. It’s also now the reason why Jumper noticed that he was the only one among the existing Parallelmon he was fighting off to be wearing goggles as if he was cosplaying a Digidestined child. >>190523 Yeah that was a typo. It’s supposed to be Dragomon/Dagomon (Wikimon’s spelling preference is killing me), but I also have Dracomon in autocorrect so it was inevitable that a last second slip up happened.
>>190526 Good night and sweet dreams. >>190525 ...this is a metal image, but for some reason it reminds me of how Ymir does all the regen in AoT by hand in another dimension.
>>190524 Not sure you can squeeze two sufficiently different jumps out of those two but go for it if you can.
>>190524 I think it would probably be best to have one combined jump (since the content is basically the same in both), but make a scenario where you have to go through both. The games themselves don't last that long chronologically, and it would make little sense to make a forced divider in-between them unless you want to make something to immediately jump to the other doc. If you do, I hope a perk to keep making Rumors is in, though I am in no way pressuring you to do this.
>>190524 Combine them. Unless you were planning to recycle parts as needed, you don't sound like you have the motivation to do the different versions separately even if you were otherwise convinced to make at least 1 jump.
>>190524 Part of me leans towards making 2 separate jumps considering how they take place in different worlds given the ending of the 1st, but considering the timeframe of the setting & how similar the 2nd game is to the 1st it’s best to put them together. Yeah, make it one jump, don’t split it up.
>>190531 I have very little knowledge of how P2 works rn, I’m just contemplating playing the game and I’ll probably take notes for a jump in the meantime. But just off the top of my head, rumors are part of Nyarly fucking around, so that would probably be a demon capstone, maybe? Maybe also as an item for the heroes, you have a rumormonger friend who occasionally comes up with new things. Freeform and expensive vs cheap but limited. >>190532 It’s more a question of if I have time to play two games.
>>190480 But why not post this in the horny general thread? Friendly reminder that it's just a general thread where rule 4 doesn't apply and the threat of someone reporting you because they got sick of the hornyposting doesn't exist.
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>>190527 If I can be honest, I was thinking and planning on it once I'm done with my other projects maybe. I even got the rare limited edition American on Global tabletop game manual and wanted to play the SNES game as well, PC-98 games aren't translated but I'll get there one day to do it. Hopefully
>>190534 Those sound like pretty solid ideas on how to handle Rumors that I can get behind.
>>190535 Because he wants to stir shit. It's also why he has to mention he doesn't care if it ends up in the QQ drive or not, so other shit stirrers will start "It should go on the drive, we already have porn on the drive, so we should accept all porn jumps, etc.", like >>190512.
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>>190535 Jesus Christ, shut up. I don't know what the rules are, and I don't care what the rules are. I posted it on /tg/, too. I don't expect anyone to talk about it, and I didn't make it so that it could be. I thought it was interesting, so I made it. I'm going to Hell in a Cell you retards, I swear to God.
>>190512 It doesn't matter who he is. Lewd jumps off the drive is a rule we have and never voted to change, unlike dupes. Thus, the rule stands and doesn't need justification, even if subversive South Americans have occasionally gotten shit past the censors.
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>>190538 That or, despite his pretensions otherwise, he's just the typical namefag attention whore who cares more about being (in)famous more than anything else.
>>190512 I appreciate the temerity, but I don't give a shit. I spent like a month and a half on my Mass Effect Jump, and that's not there either because I threatened to fist fight Quicksilver. That took me way longer than this.
>>190541 >Mihawk can't even cut through a bit of ice lolgetwrecked
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>>190542 Honestly he's the most blatantly attention-hungry of the lot, he's literally the namefag equivalent of a mesugaki who acts out desperate for correction.
>>190539 >I'm going to Hell in a Cell you retards I'm more of a golf guy myself.
>>190480 My boy Caim is gonna have fun in this world filled with acceptable targets.
>>190482 This is literally the gooner board and thread. Probably moreso than QQ.
>>190535 Man, shut up. Who even are you. Fucking half of this thread is namefags talking about porn already.
>>190545 He has never really changed in that regard. DD has admitted more than once in the past that he does not care for rules and will do whatever he feels like doing as long as it feeds his need for attention. There are jumpmakers who really make jumps and never post them because they don't care if anyone uses them, but you can't really say that DD is one of those jumpmakers.
>>190537 I need to play the game to get a feel for how many origjs there should be and what they are, but I could also see a shopkeeper/side character origin also getting a perk to make use of them if not to generate them. Something about figuring out the new rules and how to make them work for you.
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>>190539 You can find the board rules here >>112775 friend. We usually aren't very strict with them, but if you're planning on posting here then it would be nice if you could look at them.
>>190475 No wait. On second thought, having them share one section makes infinitely more sense (and lets me be infinitely lazier). I'll just add a note that the weapon examples are just how sturdy you'd be if you didn't have some kind of non-magical weapon immunity.
>>190536 >If I can be honest, I was thinking and planning on it once I'm done with my other projects maybe. Neat. I know enough about TM to know that the jump we currently have is decent, but could be better, and that Tenchi Muyo is a great place for just about anything. >I even got the rare limited edition American on Global tabletop game manual Do you mean the BESM book?
>>190551 Regardless of your choices on the jump or not, I hope you enjoy your playthrough of the game
>>190482 >>190535 Some people just aren't straight enough to post in the horny thread.
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Bark bark bark
>>190557 Cats are better.
>>190554 >Neat. I know enough about TM to know that the jump we currently have is decent, but could be better, and that Tenchi Muyo is a great place for just about anything. Its very good for its time, especially since it offered a gen 1 Jurian tree or a Jurian tree at all in early Jumpchain. But I do agree my dear anon, it can be way better >>190554 >Do you mean the BESM book? Yes. Its also filled with great ideas for perks and scenarios. Even if they did try to really balance it.
Out of nowhere. Questions for Bayo since I am working on it right now with the peace I have attained, and want to double check things before bulldozing. -Was thinking of merging Lumen Sage and Umbral Witches into a single 'Contractor' background, seeing as the two are practically the same. Y/N? -There might just be three backgrounds, with 'Broker' being what Luka/Rodan/Enzo does as far as their support roles go (sneaking, weapons crafting, arranging work/running a seedy area). But if people have a good logic for splitting them into two different ones, I'm willing to hear them. -For context, the idea of backgrounds would be Broker/Contractor/Homunculi (the last one letting you become a Syn of whatever species you ended up taking). -Races would be Human/Angel/Demon/Faerie.
>>190560 >-Was thinking of merging Lumen Sage and Umbral Witches into a single 'Contractor' background, seeing as the two are practically the same. Y/N? Y
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>>190558 But I've got that dawg in me
>>190558 Cats are niggers, we recently got an influx of them and they do nothing but make Nosie all night, and eat all of the lizards and birds, causing an influx of bugs. The few rats I saw they just let them go. Australia has the right idea for those fleabag s
>>190558 t. toxoplasmosis victim
What styles of Karate is your jumper a blacked belt in?
>>190565 Jumper isn't a "blacked belt" in anything.
>>190560 >Was thinking of merging Lumen Sage and Umbral Witches into a single 'Contractor' background, seeing as the two are practically the same. Y/N? Yes
>>190562 The only part of a dog you've got in you is the heart bet you thought I was going to type something else didn't you? Well knot today.
>>190557 I'll make her bark.
>>190560 >Was thinking of merging Lumen Sage and Umbral Witches into a single 'Contractor' background, seeing as the two are practically the same. Y/N? That's cool. Lumen Sages are sadly not enough of a focus to really have anything unique. >the rest That's all totally fine as well. I'm looking forward to the Jump!
>>190560 Is the jump gonna be as based as your MGR jump?
G'night anons.
>>190538 >>190542 >>190545 >>190550 From my limited experience with him, this has pretty much always been his M.O. He pops in once in a blue moon, makes a nuisance of himself for a few days, dares people to call him out on it, people call him on it, throws a (dubiously ironic) tantrum and storms out, comes back a month or two later to repeat the process.
>>190571 All her jumps are based.
>>190573 Her left leg is broken in fanon?
>>190560 >Contractor I was skeptical until I saw the other categories, now I’m sold
>>190559 >Its very good for its time, especially since it offered a gen 1 Jurian tree or a Jurian tree at all in early Jumpchain. But I do agree my dear anon, it can be way better I do like both science and magic, and as I understand Juria basically treats the two as the same, so a super science focused origin is sure to be fun. >Yes. Its also filled with great ideas for perks and scenarios. Even if they did try to really balance it. Interesting. I’ve got the PDF, I’ll have to give it a read.
>>190375 The most satisfyingly ironic answer is >>190557
>>190561 >>190567 >>190570 >>190577 All noted, thank you. >>190571 I've learned quite a bit, so I'm hoping it'll be the same quality as MGR or even same quality as Asura's Wrath. But we'll see if I stick the landing.
>>190574 Yeah, this has been pretty much the same case with him since years ago. The main difference is that on /tg/ he could afford to get away with it longer and more consistently due to inconsistent moderation. Now he has to flee shitless and try his luck less frequently.
>>190557 >>190573 I really don't get the appeal of Makima. Like yeah she's hot and all but she's pretty much a block of wood. Literally anyone else is more interesting (Yes even Kobeni).
>>190560 I'd say all this looks pretty good, should streamline things immensely despite the additional options I'm sure are there. What's next in the pipeline for you, do you think?
>>190582 She owns you and robs you of all agency. Her eyes are really pretty too
>>190582 Some men, like Pyscho, are unironically as desperate and horny as Denji.
>>190582 Turbo betas
>>190583 Next in the pipeline I'd probably fix up F.E.A.R. thanks to the input I got, and maybe fix up Binbougami a bit more. Those would be much easier than the other projects (including current one) that will more or less amount to a changelog of "Too long, it's a whole new-ass jump just delete the old one". After that, either God of War (1-3) or Warframe. As we've been getting hella lore updates for the latter and I've got ideas on streamlining it/massively improving the quality.
Hm. So I guess I'll be collecting Metallo, Mala, and Livewire so far. And Lobo's severed head. >>190582 She's an autistic dork who bases her persona on what she's learned from watching movies, and is the kind of dog owner who'd make social media posts pretending to be her dog talking about what she, Makima, has done for said dog today.
>>190587 Oh? I didn't know a F.E.A.R. update was on the way. What exactly is the current Jump lacking?
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>>190587 >God of War (1-3) Thank fuck. I don't wanna deal with the Norse.
>>190582 >but she's pretty much a block of wood No, she does have personality.
>>190589 Oh, I just hate it. I feel like I lowballed some things and I know I can do better now, so I hate it immensely. >>190590 That would be its own jump. A friend gifted me the newer games so there's nothing stopping me from playing them and making Norseland.
My wife is better than Makima in everyway, I'll spirit her away from her shit hole of a universe so she can lead the happy life she deserves, with me.
>>190593 Anon, she can't live a happy life. She's like that species of primate that bashes its own skull in if a bright light stresses it enough.
>>190594 She's like Peter Parker, once you get her out of her universe she'll be much better off.
>>190595 The difference is that Peter's a fairly resilient guy who the universe is shitting on. Kobeni is a particularly jumpy mouse who the universe keeps humorously pranking. Her weakness is internal; she'll always be a wreck.
>>190594 >She's like that species of primate that bashes its own skull in if a bright light stresses it enough. Ah yes, humans.
>>190596 I disagree, she's lived an arguably worse life than Peter so that's to be expected but given enough time she'll be able to settle into a much more chill routine.
>>190587 >or Warframe Godspeed considering how long it’s been since that jump was posted
>>190597 Okay, the smaller ones.
>>190599 Nah, I've been playing it a lot. It'd take time, but I'm pretty damn familiar with it so I'm aware of what I'd need to change/streamline with it.
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Jumps where you can get a genuinely loyal fairy companion? just loyal
>>190587 >Next in the pipeline I'd probably fix up F.E.A.R. Have you played Trepang2?
More like AssFrame, am I right chat
>>190602 Duel Monsters World Legacy.
>>190602 Peter Pan and/or Kingdom Hearts I think.
>>190603 Negatory. >>190603 One of the new Protoframes is a nun with a huge ass, so you're not wrong.
>>190602 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, provided you go as a Kokiri.
>>190601 That’s good to know >>190602 Any digimon jump + getting Tinkermon as a companion. I think some of the Zelda jumps have a fairy as an item that can be a follower/companion. Don’t forget about Hyrule Warriors, that one has a guaranteed fairy companion for free.
>>190607 >Negatory. It's a pretty good spiritual successor to fear with a suitably bonkers story.
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>>190602 Harvestella, if you get all 4 you also get a special class.
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>>190602 SMT 2 and Nocturne
Do any of the Yu-Gi-Oh card lore jumps have any perks for that fighting game archetype; Vanquish Soul?
>>190600 Children?
>>190613 Vanquish Soul wasn’t out when Heroes, Shadow Realm p, DT parts 1 & 2 existed. World Legacy 1 + 2 , & Witches are more focused on being a fantasy adventure so no unfortunately.
>>190615 No, those are just a human sub-species.
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>>190614 >>190616 Understandable in that case, still a bummer though, thanks.
>>190565 New Zealander jarate,
>>190618 Could be fun to see a small martial arts tournament jump with them, Dinowrestlers, Battlin' Boxers, and at least one other archetype to fill out the bracket.
>>190620 There's Tenyl and Gouki.
>>190618 Even if there’s no perks available, there’s a silver lining in that you can use WoL’s YGO jumps to get the VS characters as companions. Maybe not 1 to 1 depending on the jump, but it’s better than nothing. I’m sorry anon, they don’t seem to have a separate storyline to make a jump out of either. >>190620 >One more Superheavy Samurai, Martial Arts Spirits (only 4 monsters though), and definitely Gouki
>>190618 Would. With that out of the way, I wonder if you could do something like Shadow Realm where you'd combine the different archetypes based on video games. Other archetypes could be Vaylantz, then there's Runick and Generaiders. Plus all the cards based on Konami games. I'm sure there are more that I'm just too dumb to remember. Have the theme be that they're all in the same arcade or something. >>190620 This could also work.
>>190582 Most men and most women have as much personality as a block of wood. Nobody cares about your personality, most people aren't even capable of recognizing what each other's personalities actually are anyway. Makima, like most popular anime women, represents a function of male desire which exceeds strictly physical appeal(this is obvious. Because every anime woman is at least hot as a rule, popularity differences derive out of more than simple visual design) and the function she represents is the intrinsic male desire to give up on everything and just do what they're told. Many men are unironically followers who just want to be able to slot neatly into role that's been defined for them, so long as that role give them physical access to a woman. And Makima is practically the archetypical ideal of a 'girlboss', because while she is a boss and a girl, she isn't a shrill prude scold of a whore.
>>190593 You can keep her, I’m quite happy with my pets.
>>190621 I wasn't really saying he couldn't post it here, but he posted it everywhere except the horny thread and I think that's kind of a waste. I just wish more people were willing to use it in general, as hornyposting is one of the more common reports we get.
>>190627 Even as I lay in bed, sick, hurting and feverish, my horny energy can't be contained or diminished
>>190582 I'm going to admit, beyond her looks, I don't know why people want to waifu the literal physical embodiment of abusive relationships either.
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>>190629 Some people are just masochists.
>>190625 >Many men are unironically followers who just want to be able to slot neatly into role that's been defined for them, so long as that role give them physical access to a woman. This is why the biggest Makimafag is Psycho, a Christian. Makima, like God, gives him purpose through submission, but she's a hot girl.
>Persona 2 literally just has some guys from P1 hanging around doing stuff after they’ve grown up and moved on >And also the main character of SMT IFis handing around Well. Now I’m wondering about the merits of making the drop in origin about demon summoning.
I ordered a laptop charger and it didn't work so now I have to buy a new one and wait 5 days for it to get here
>>190634 Sounds like it's over.
>>190578 >I do like both science and magic, and as I understand Juria basically treats the two as the same, so a super science focused origin is sure to be fun. They're different but the same, if that makes sense >Interesting. I’ve got the PDF, I’ll have to give it a read. You should its a good time waster if nothing else
>>190494 You forget the treeships are waifu's and as such can just train to become stronger.
Been playing where the winds meet and I am now in love with wuxia and terrified of geese. What is the best jump to get atarted on a wuxia chain? Theres a bunch of kung fu hustle stuff pretty early.
>>190636 >They're different but the same, if that makes sense I think I get the idea. They’re different things, but they fulfill the same role and presumably have similar capabilities.
>>190638 Jade Empire. It’s pretty much the absolute kiddie pool of the wuxia genre where magic and demons are still regular things. Alternatively, House of Flying Daggers for the kiddie wuxia pool (true)
>>190640 Nah. Jade Empire still has niggas who punch ships to death and knock over giant-ass stone pillars. Forbidden Kingdom is better for entry-level magic wuxia (if you ignore most of the non-canon capstone perks).
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>>190639 Yes, Like Washu for example, she's the smartest scientist around and can do feats of super science like its nothing, but in her real form she can, like her sisters can casually mess with reality. Science in Tenchi muyo is powerful, but you're not beating God, because he just IS
>>190640 >>190641 Both (all 3) sound awesome thanks
Domain expansion: 10 trillion spiders
>>190638 >>190640 Kung-Fu Panda is another option. Albeit, they have have some arbitrary-ish superhuman abilities (not to exceed street-level Spider-Man).
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>Turns out there’s an entire list of YGO cards that reference Konami’s other games right under the main Gradius/B.E.S list Neat, even if there’s not many of the other references compared to the shumps. Wait wtf does the Arcana Force EX monsters reference anyway???
>>190644 ORT? >>190645 Kung Fu Panda is legitimately low-key high-tier. Conventional high level guys can be tied up in a rope bridge, swung over a valley, and somehow tell inertia to fuck off and just swing themselves free. The Wuxi Finger Hold also instantly sends someone to the literal spirit realm. Before that Tai Lung apparently spent years perfectly fine while chi blocked in place. Po learns to redirect and disperse cannonballs in 2. By 3, the new villain can steal souls to turn into kung fu slaves and Po has to learn how to create an energy dragon to beat him. And while 4 is a steaming pile of shit, for what it’s worth the villain can literally steal everyone else’s kung fu.
>>190642 Obviously you’re not beating Washu’s true power, but Tenchi Muyo superscience is more than good enough. I don’t think you could create a Treeship, for example, but if you just want a ship with the size and luxury of a Treeship, that’d be easy.
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>>190648 >Obviously you’re not beating Washu’s true power, but Tenchi Muyo superscience is more than good enough. I don’t think you could create a Treeship, for example, but if you just want a ship with the size and luxury of a Treeship, that’d be easy. Exactly, and that would be, a Cabbit. Which is also made by Washu,
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>>190480 Could you add a list of chatacters with images relating to each one in the notes section?
hello
>>190649 How is anyone still alive in Australia? It's less hospitable than a Fallout wasteland
>>190652 Howdy.
>>190652 Hi, WoL
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>>190652 Hello Digiman! Did you see the DLC news about Time Stranger?
>>190652 Hello, my baby Hello, my honey Hello, my ragtime gal
>>190650 I was imagining a nonliving ship, but a Cabbit also works. The nonliving ship would probably be easier to create though.
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>>190652 Yo. >>190653 God made Australia to train the faithful.
>>190653 Just watch out for the drop bears, it's not so hard. >>190656 I know it's coming out today or tomorrow, but I haven't had a look yet. I saw one of the trailers, and know it confirms the leaks. >>190657 Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
>>190646 >Wait wtf does the Arcana Force EX monsters reference anyway??? EX means Extra. The Light Ruler was a boss monster that existed outside of the 22 tarot cards that the archetype is based on. The Chaos Ruler is another spin on that.
For as memed as Australia is for being a mini-deathworld, for some reason they're the one place with a native species of stingless honey bee.
>>190661 No I mean in reference to being lumped with other cards that are directly based on other Konami owned games/properties like Ultimate Baseball Kid being based on Power Pros or Nanobreaker being a genderbend of the MC of the video game with the same name. Sorry should have made it clearer.
>>190663 Truly, the underland is a strange place.
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>>190658 I mentioned the Cabbit since its the closest in power to a Gen I or II tree ship but you're right it is easier to build other non living ships, my dear anon. Thought they might not be as powerful
>>190656 >3 >FUCKING >OMEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS Hoo boy, I can't wait for Blanco
>>190662 If it helps, think of it as an overflow error.
>>190649 You know, I'm pretty sure I saw a perk that made you full of spiders once, but now I can't remember where it was from. It's not the one from Steel Ball Run, that's beetles.
>>190669 Nightmare Before Christmas, maybe?
>>190666 >talks about how powerful the treeships and cabbits are >treeships are literal demigoddess daughters of a tree goddess >cabbits are, arguably, the daughter of Washu, an avatar of a universal goddess >posts picture of a non-goddess related ship as an example of what could be made >neglects to mention said ship was ALSO made by Washu Nazi-anon you gotta come up with better examples. Like for example that one mobile War Moon that Mihoshi's family owns.
>>190669 To my knowledge, we do not have a Jump for the Getimian Exalted yet, so >>190670 is probably correct concerning the jump you are thinking of.
Anyone else still use the OG Megaman Jump just so they can go to The Protomen setting by taking that drawback? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW7zxtOMSuI
>>190674 IIRC the new one also allows it, based on the wording in the setting toggle?
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>>190671 >Nazi-anon you gotta come up with better examples. Like for example that one mobile War Moon that Mihoshi's family owns. I didn't have screenshots of that, Every time I watch tenchi muyo I have to take more screenshots, another example that is bigger than that, is the GXP station that's as big as a solar system
>>190666 I mean, your personal ship not being as powerful as a Generation 2 Treeship is not exactly a knock against it.
>>190675 Yeah, but I use the newer one to go to and enjoy the actual Mega Man game setting, while using the old one to get to the Protomen world as well.
>>190678 Fair enough.
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>>190677 Oh I agree dear anon,
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Working on Generic Dungeon Outbreak. Unsure how to handle the "blowback" that Constellations (basically gods who use the system to fuck with humans) need to deal with for using their powers in ways that significantly alter the course of fate. In many series this is the reason that Constellations don't directly interfere in mortal worlds. However, in other series they don't seem to be under any such restriction, and the only reason they don't show up is that they don't feel like it. Not sure if whether this blowback is even a thing is something left entirely to fanwank, if it should go away post-Jump, if it should be a drawback, etc. My main concern is that I priced Constellations the way I did under the assumption that Blowback would be a thing, and if there isn't I'm unsure if that means I should up all the prices.
>>190681 >However, in other series they don't seem to be under any such restriction, and the only reason they don't show up is that they don't feel like it. Actually, now that I think about it I can't recall any other series where they explicitly state Constellations can come and go as they please. Either there's some specific reason they can't, or they just never bother to explain one way or the other.
Speaking of Scifi stuff. Stellaris When do you guys like to go to Stellaris? Before or after you spent time having fun in other Scifi settings? What settings do you prefer to leave alone and which ones you you always desire to dick over with your big-dick end-game space empire? Or do you prefer to grab a bunch of high tech stuff before Stellaris to make surviving it easier? How do you like to order Stellaris into your chain? Do you allow filthy dwamaks into your empire?
>>190681 Do you mean backlash? Blowback is usually something else.
>>190682 Regardless, that still complicates the question of how being a Constellation should work post-Jump. >>190684 Yes, but for some reason the specific word just wasn't coming to me so I used the closest word I could think of and hoped it was right. Evidently, it was not.
>>190674 I forgot we even had megaman jumps tbh. >>190676 >pic I'm reminded that we don't have a jump for El Hazard. Shame, that, given it's a fun setting. >>190681 You could just have it be a sort of gentleman's agreement like how they do it in Danmachi, where they *could* intervene but then they'd get kicked out of the 'game' by the others, so instead they agree to a common set of rules to keep enjoying their entertainment. Maybe have it also like World Seed where a Constellation getting their particular Champion to "win", whatever that means, offers that Constellation a reward of some sort which further encourages to 'stay in the game' and not do anything that could see them excluded from it. Regardless though it seems like one of those things where it's ultimately going to come down to fanwank.
>>190681 >Generic Dungeon Outbreak All the Australia talk made me read that as Generic Dungeon Outback, which really confused me for a second. Anyway, that sounds like a drawback to me, so I'd likely just up the price of everything and make that optional myself, but I'm good with however you end up handling it. >>190683 I add it somewhat late in the Chain, so as to better be able to go full GOD EMPEROR OF SPACE ELF KIND.
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>>190683 >When do you guys like to go to Stellaris? I take the galaxy for myself >Before or after you spent time having fun in other Scifi settings? Has to be after >Or do you prefer to grab a bunch of high tech stuff before Stellaris to make surviving it easier? Yes, they will be cock blocked by my giant marble in space parked at their important junction leading to my planet >How do you like to order Stellaris into your chain? Medium late or medium early >Do you allow filthy dwamaks into your empire? No idea what they are
>>190674 Nah. I use the OG Megaman jump because it lets you have being a robot be your default form in future jumps, instead of being an altform
I think I've found the best type of tech for my empire. If I understand it right, Godbounds theotechnology would fit nicely in a theocratic empire
>>190535 There's never been any rule against posting a porn jump in this thread.
>>190683 >spoiler What is a dwamak? As for your actual question I don't think I've ever used Stellaris in a chain. It's one of those settings where if you're not an empire jumper then you probably shouldn't go there, because you'll certainly be an empire jumper afterwards, and at the same time it's also a setting that can seriously break the power curve of a chain given how hard it can escalate. Not that it needs to escalate that hard since even a single system or two and just one fleet of early game starships is generally enough to completely overwhelm the majority of jump settings. Also tbh I tried playing it once and thought I was doing well only to get locked into a corner and then absolutely assraped by pirates that avoided like two other civilizations to specifically come and fuck me over, at which point I just threw up my hands and never played again.
>>190686 >El Hazard Didn't a game for it recently get fan-translated?
>>190688 >legend of galactic heroes I will never fail to be amused by how the autocratic imperialist nation ruled by hereditary aristocracy are unironically both a better government and ultimately more 'free' than the alleged "democratic" government opposing them.
>>190687 >go full GOD EMPEROR OF SPACE ELF KIND. Good taste.
>>190691 That's why he suggested it instead of just deleting the jump.
>>190693 No idea, did it? Triple A game company behavior has so disillusioned me to the game scene that I don't really pay attention to it anymore.
>>190692 >>190683 Dwamak is a slur in Stellaris. Basically its what the Marauder civs call you when you try and talk to you.
>>190681 Maybe make it so that directly using constellation powers basically alert/send a ping to all beings of a certain power in a setting? Wouldn't really do anything in setting without them, but I think it fits.
>>190694 Well that sounded par the course for me. I didn't really like Yang that much
>>190697 Turns out it was a saturn game that was translated and put on pc by fans. Then they ported it to a GBA rom for fun. http://www.el-hazardonline.net/El-Hazard/wiki/index.php?title=El-Hazard_Ports_to_PC_and_GBA
>>190700 Yang was alright but was in the unfortunate position of being the guy that was basically propping up a massively corrupt government pretty much singlehandedly thanks to his absurd strategic insight and ability to pull military miracles out of his ass. The big probably with non-imperial side was that it was easy to believe that it *wasn't* corrupt because of how capable the corrupt people were at propaganda and information control. I'm not sure Yang really properly understood just how awful his nations leadership was until right towards the end of things, maybe not even then.
>mfw learn more about CoC2 gods Ah. I see why Wraith is so expensive.
If I added a whole ass weapon customization supplement to an updated jump with some conditions that MOST upgrades are mostly stuff you would find IRL (exceptions being overall modernization/upgrade kits) would anyone care for it? Imports allowed, obviously, though I don't think most devices IRL could withstand being on a fucking bolter or something https://youtu.be/smp9KJob7Xs?si=kM7IKtHTpvonZHsP
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>>190687 >I add it somewhat late in the Chain, so as to better be able to go full GOD EMPEROR OF SPACE ELF KIND. I think I know who you are. Do you like the golden rays of the Sun?
>>190706 Is it your jump that you're updating? If so, don't see why not.
>>190705 People still play Corruption of Champions?
>>190709 "People" still watch the MCU and read Exalted books.
>>190706 I mean if it's your jump then I don't see the problem.
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>>190706 Sounds cool to me. >>190707 >Do you like the golden rays of the Sun? Yes? But I doubt I'm whoever you think I am. I'm just an anon who imported the Master of Magic elves as his race in Stellaris.
>>190704 He had a good idea, and with me trying to avoid spoilers, his problem was that he wanted to die for democracy but not want to live for it, people were begging him to take the crown but he didn't want too and always used some dumb excuse, like saying that soldiers can't lead democracies or something stupid like that. WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON DID THE SAME THING, and because no one esle knew history as well as he did, no one could call out his BS. He just had to wear the crown for a few years to get rid of corruption and hand it off to someone else he trusted and the tree of liberty would have stood strong all over again.
>>190707 >>190695 Oooooh. I see the error of my ways. >>190705 I am ignorant. Enlighten me about what Wraith is and why these ods are BadWrongEvil. >>190712 You are a man of good taste.
Y'know, I just realized that Stardust Crusaders with the Crusader origin is a really good first jump to the point it seems designed for that, despite the fact I didn't intend that at all
>get new Chain idea based on a combo I think is cool literally last thread >haven't even done the first build and already want to do something else Brain, why do you do this?
>>190670 >>190673 That one would go crazy with altform mixers, but nah. It was specifically spiders, not just bugs in general.
>>190716 >first pic isn't that just an umbreon
>>190715 >Stardust Crusaders with the Crusader origin is a really good first jump Why do you feel that way?
>>190715 It's always fun when stuff just works out like that. >>190716 Don't let the Zoomer brain overtake you, anon! Fight it!
>>190716 What was the combo?
>>190709 I am subjecting myself to the 2nd one. I don't like the Champion and the fact I cannot use them as an instrument of murder and mount imp, demon, male marefolk, orcs, centaur and cultist skulls on my Wayfort for my cute alarune daughterus to decorate with flowers or TOOT at. In fact I want to stab most combat encounter creatures in this setting for inconveniencing me by not having the decency to die right and proper instead of running away or passing out. >>190714 So, as it turns out reality outside of the different worlds in this universe is a Void full of hungry things call Wraiths, like CoC1 Demons except they don't rape, they just pop up and help themselves to your soul, mind, and body and use your hollowed-out husk to get more munchies, they are attracted to magic. If a wraith eats enough strong souls it becomes godlike and gains a conscience which is where the local gods come from. Wraiths are really fucking hard to hurt and turbofuck mages which is how they caused the apocalypse when the local Roman Empire equivilant opened a portal to the void for a moment cause they wanted to get in on the portalfuckery.
>>190714 >Enlighten me about what Wraith is and why these ods are BadWrongEvil. TLDR, Wraiths are soul-eating eldritch spirits from outside reality. The local Gods are all wraiths who went native.
>>190713 Washington tongues my anus.
>>190715 >>190719 Well duh, everybody knows that Polnareff is the real MC of part three for a reason! More seriously though, not even accounting for getting other stuff like a strong stand or Hamon or what have you, if you take all of the Crusader perks you get: >Skills helpful for traveling and adapting to new places >The ability to make friends and close bonds damn quick >Top notch wits and improvising when it comes to battles >Letting you survive and get away with shit you REALLY shouldn't have more often than not All that stuff is pretty dang useful for a jumper, no ifs, ands or buts about it.
>>190718 NTA, but yeah that's an Umbreon. It's a meme based on calling IRL black cats "voids" or "the darkness" because of how they're hard to see in dark rooms
>>190718 Yes. That is the joke.
>>190718 Yes. It's a black cat that doubles as a nightlight. >>190721 I was the bozo asking about shadow stuff last thread.
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>>190714 >Oooooh. I see the error of my ways. To be fair, I also have a Stellaris build that I’d want to get well established before taking, with a goal of uniting the galaxy under my rule and converting everyone into elves. >Origin: Leader: Ruler >Species: Humanoid >Intelligent (200) >Charismatic (200) >Talented (100) >Quick Learners (100) >Home Planet: Continental (Free) >Doomed World (+300) >Fanatic Authoritarian >Spiritualist >Overlord (400) >Engineered Evolution (600) >Exalted Priesthood (Free) >Consecrated Worlds (100) >Imperial Cult (100) >Mind over Matter (300) >One Vision (300) >Philosopher Kings (200) >Adaptable (100) >Resilient (100) >Psionic (Free) >Chosen One (200) >Luminary (400) >Automatic Sector Management (Free) >President for Life (Free) >Transcendently Learnt (100) >Mandates and Agendas (200) >Imperial Prerogative (300) >Vitality Boosters (200) >Galactic Doorstep (400) >Flag (Free) >Expansion Fleet (100) >Ministry of Production (200) >Clothes Fit For A King (Free) >Transit Hubs (100) >System Capital-Complex (200) >Mega Art Installation (300) >Companion Import/Creation X8 (200) >Dimensional Breach (+800) >Subspace Echoes (+800) >Ghost Signal (+800) >Escalator of Violence (+1000)
>>190728 >I was the bozo asking about shadow stuff last thread. Ohh. The one about getting a really powerful summon in your shadow? That was a neat idea.
>>190730 Yes, and I am fighting my brain to see it done. This is partially accomplished by putting on a playlist of Destati variants.
>>190731 SMTAnon's new Stretch Panic jump might be a good idea? You could definitely probably wank your shadow as being the thing possessed by the demon, giving you a decently potent demonic servant living in your shadow. Shin Megami Tensei 1's Eight Forked Drunkard's Shadow is a pretty nice one. It gives you a group of SMT style demons living in your shadow, alongside some potent shadow manipulation and healing powers. SMT Demons can be easily upgraded too
>>190729 Nta, but what made you walk down this path? Was it from most elves being written as shitheads or not having power to back their arrogance up?
>>190669 Magnus Archives?
What's your final form?
>>190722 >I cannot use them as an instrument of murder and mount imp, demon, male marefolk, orcs, centaur and cultist skulls on my Wayfort Truly, more evidence that CoC_Xianxia is the best version of CoC
>>190735 I do not need another form. I'm perfect the way I am.
>>190733 I just like elves, and Sync’s design clicked with me.
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>>190722 >>190723 >the local Gods are all Wraiths Ah. No wonder I've heard they all engage in some really fucked up shit even by CoC2 standards.
>>190737 What about your pelvis?
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>>190724 >Washington tongues my anus.
>>190736 God I wish they still updated that. >>190739 Sketchy but I kinda prefer them to the Demons, at least wraiths don't turn everything into boobies and dicks by existing.
>>190719 What this guy said >>190725 +you can pick up a universal communication perk and a beauty perk
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>>190735 Me? Lovingly fused with my mech. Flesh & machine in perfect harmony. Unsatisfied. Need more. Come over here.
>>190724 He does, but in the context of what we're talking about my Italian friend. Imagine someone saying that as an Officer, no matter if my nation is dying from corruption that I can fix, I will NEVER cross the Rubicon, no matter if EVERYONE wants me too except the corrupt bastards because I don't want people to call me Cesar. That's how annoying this character was
>>190739 The Wraiths went native, standard doppelganger syndrome, they faked it until they became it
>>190735 Six frail looking albino traps. That's also my base form
>>190741 If he doesn't like it then he can go cry to his french owners >>190740 Part of the fun. >>190746 That's because by that point he had lost all hope. He didn't even left a child behind. Dude was consumed and left into ashes after realizing the evil empire were the better guys
1d2 = 1 1. Actual original stand 2. It's the same type of stand as Star Platinum
Huh. The Vedal, Fillian, Crelly, and Neuro-sama actually managed to beat hardcore minecraft. Neat
>>190751 I swear the first time mankind develops a fully sapient AI it will be from Vedal iterating on Nuero.
I say this at risk of immediately Jinxing myself, but I might have been over dramatic when I thought I wouldn't have GDO ready in time for Christmas. At the rate I'm going, I'll probably have at least a week to spare.
>Time stop >Time loop >Time skip >Time accelerate >Time rewind Anybody got any other types of time manipulation?
>>190753 Take my leftover energy, I’m already a zombie. >>190754 Time crash/paradox
>>190751 Nice. I thought it would take a week. I wanted to see the sanity slipping further. >>190754 Time armor. >Huh? Dies Irae/KKK dude had it as part of his power. >>190753 That's cool. Hope that muse keeps chugging for you.
>>190752 Oh, I hope so. >>190756 >Nice. I thought it would take a week. I wanted to see the sanity slipping further. I was expecting it to take at least another day myself
>>190755 >Time crash/paradox Like, make a contradiction in time and thus break everything? I can only imagine that would be a timeline collapse type thing where multiple possibilities crop up and Jumper just picks which one happens
>>190758 Nah, it would just be a generic energy blast.
>>190753 Ganbatte! >>190754 Time Superimpose. Doing multiple things at once due to fusing alternate timelines worth of actions.
>>190758 >Like, make a contradiction in time and thus break everything? Yeah, or in a more “reduced” case just making the person/target in question poof out of existence/self destruct >I can only imagine that would be a timeline collapse type thing where multiple possibilities crop up and Jumper just picks which one happens That’s a bit different than what I was imagining, don’t know what to call that one
>>190754 Time repetition Timeline ejection Causality manipulation Aging/Restoration Stealing time from others Time/past viewing Psychometry Predictions Timeline clones Retroactive preparation Basically anything you could do with creative use of the Time Sphere iun the Spheres of Power magic system
>>190754 I once had an idea for a stand called "Sequence Erase", but decided against ever using it because it would be absolute Hell to write. The gist of it was that the stand could break up any event into three steps and freely rearrange them. Example: >Stand user pulls out gun >Stand user fires gun >Enemy is shot Would then become >Enemy is shot >Stand user pulls out gun >Stand user fires gun I even had an idea for an "awakened" upgrade that gave them a compartment that could "store" an event and even imprison someone inside of that stored moment.
>>190738 That's fair. Thanks for answering.
>>190754 Well if you're messing with time and want to do something new, then fuck it, Time Duplication. Overlap reality on itself as many times as you can to double the result of something. Ora Ora rushed a guy? Combined weight and power of a shit ton of Ora Ora rushes. Blow up a bomb? Blow up ten bombs in the same building. Get icecream? Get multiple icereams. ALL THE ICECREAM. >>190760 >Time Superimpose Dang, superimposing sounds way better than duplication. Should probably go with that instead.
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>>190735 me pic unrelated, hopefully
>>190764 No problem.
>>190754 Selective timestop. Freeze a piece of air to use as a weapon or barrier. Savestates,
I've done enough jumpmaking for today. Time for sleep.
>>190769 Dream well.
>>190765 >>190760 I like these but they almost come across more as weird forms of superspeed or something. I think the best idea they never used for JoJo is time banishment Aku style where you send things to the future to make them stop being a problem
>>190690 >I love genocide To be fair DS1 kind of pretended Gwyn had at least some respect for the Four Lords of Anor Londo before everything went to shit before DS3 revealed that actually, the Old Iron King in DS2 really was an accurate representation of Gwyn reincarnated as a mortal.
>>190767 What happened to NGNL? I heard it went into hiatus after some issues with the illustrator, but it supposedly came back at some point.
>>190602 Closest I've got is my honorspren companion
>>190524 Combine them, it's better. Reminder that Apollo can STOP TIME
>>190535 Meh, I'd rather have lewd or QQ jumps beng posted in both thread, with zero drama and everything clear than having to look at two threads. With one of these being just full of lewd pics. Do you have any idea how irritating it is to find a jump in there?
>>190776 You can't just search for ".pdf"?
>>190776 >ctrl+f pdf so hard much difficult
>>190754 >Alpha Inforce >Stasis from BotW >Time Moratorium from Limbus >Clones from the past and the future like the Celebi movie >Ultear's Parallel Worlds >Sakuya's ability to stop aging >Luna Nights' Snail Time >Bonney's Distortion Future >Servant Aoko's 0.1 second invincibility >Teleporting to a location you've been to in the past >The Exorcist from Bravely Second >Infinity from Seven Deadly Sins >Time Magic from Final Fantasy(Hastega, Slowga, Warp, Extend, Float, Graviga, Meteor)
>>190712 >gif I've alway wondered. Why an Y?
>>190777 >>190778 You missed the part about two thread. I don't want to have two threads open, with one of one of them being full of post with five of lewd pics, just in case twice per years there's a jump that may be posted, thank you very much. Last jump smut did was clean, he posted it in this thread, maybe in the other, who care, there was zero drama.
>>190781 >ESL Opinion discarded.
>>190781 >I don't want to have two threads open Poor baby. Life can be hard I know.
>>190751 Bullshit, really? I didn't expect it to happen in under a week.
>>190782 Meds are doing me under, but who gives a shit about typos? You may as well say that I'm right and that you have nothing to say. >>190783 Grats on missing the point. Anyways, fuck you two.
>>190781 There's less activity, fewer threads you have to comb through, fewer images posted, etc. Even with all the "spam" in the horny thread, it's way easier to miss shit in the general, especially with there being no archive. There's like one lewd jump a month, at most, and in the general, that means you have to go back 15 threads or so if you weren't there when it was posted.
>>190713 >video One thing I always liked about LoGH was the sheer scale of it. Not just in how big the ships were but also in how massive the fleets and megastructures were, as if the author actually understood that these massive interstellar polities would have access to resources and population bases sufficient to field mind boggling amounts of war material. Very much different to, for example, Star Trek where The Federation has hundreds of member worlds and territory that covers probably millions, if not tens of millions, of star systems and yet Star Fleet probably only has a few thousand ships at most and they're so spread out that you basically never see more than one at a time unless you're at a major port or space station.
>>190786 That's a good point actually, but the general is... the general, most people are there, we talk and post about everything, even lewd and porn as long it's spoilered. You know what though, talking while under meds might not be a good idea so I'm gonna sleep and thank you for actually saying a goof argument.
How much sex do you think the Pro Heroes and Heroes in Training are having in MHA?
>>190480 Just finished the game, and man, poor Sergio
The time banishing stand is actually really funny to use in part 3 because it completely fucks DIO. Just send him to 11:00 AM
>>190789 They're japanese so I recon not much.
>>190405 >Tie-in game collection. >Storybook that's probably propaganda written by a major villain. >Self-performing puppet show with musical that changes to suit the state of where it is. >Magic Mirror that works like a sentient TV. >Portrait hall full of pictures of people you've granted Happily Ever Afters to.
>>190789 The female pros keep molesting the students
>>190776 It honestly was never about your preferences. DD said it himself, he just wants to win and prove that a community that adheres to his rules and preferences is the better one. And he spent the better part of the last decade pushing to remove the SFW restrictions from the drive, because he knows once he can get it standardized, he can get his kicks reminding people how he made Jumpchain better. Watching people like you kick and moan is just how he entertains himself, because in his head, he has made you care about him.
>>190795 this isn't about the drive, though it's about the thread
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So Charlie is the Gohan of Hazbin Hotel. Who are Goku and Piccolo?
>>190735 I plan on using my "possessed" form from Stretch Panic as my main and final form. >A tall pitch black shadow cat wizard, taller than 3 men, with ethereal purple outlines around his body. His entire body is made of shadow that he can transform and control, with his mass being the only limit. He can make many minions with it, using a portion of shadowy mass to temporarily create them. >He wears a robe and wizard hat, both black as he is. His hat is very wide, enough to cover three men of his stature side to side, its crown adorned with a point, curling back into itself. His robe is frayed and torn at the edges, jagged marks with no rhyme or reason. >His eyes pure yellow, with a red outline flickering to and fro, each looking as if a lit candle's flame was tilted to the side.
>>190796 Anywhere there is rules, DD is going to do the same song and dance. It's part of his whole "I don't care about the authorities"/"I'm going to do what is right no matter what"/"rules are for the sheep" gimmick. He's convinced he has already proven the drive is worthless anyways after that rant he had about how he won.
>>190799 Can you not? I sincerely believe you and he should both be permabanned for this shit
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you guys know we almost had pipboys?
>>190790 What's up with him? Only thing I know is that the jumpdoc says he's the one goblin that is both smart and not constantly horny. >>190797 Is that Lucy from Edgerunners finding Goku sealed (and betrayed) in cyberspace? Because that's honestly immensely funny.
>>190800 If you're going to piggyback off of him, then you should anticipate discussion about him. If you want the mods to permaban me because you want to curb discussion to only what interests you, then petition them to do it. Or become a mod and do it yourself. Otherwise, learn to ignore lines of discussion you don't care for. If you should have learned anything from 4chan, it's that much.
>>190690 I feel like it's very much the opposite. Gwyn and Marika are about equal with their absolute shit behavior and ruining the world with it, but Gwyn sacrificed himself for an ideal (driven by terror), while the Shattering was Marika's divine crashout.
>>190802 More specifically that's Guilty Gear's crossover Lucy finding Goku inside the code. I don't remember the whole story but apparently there's a picture of Goku somewhere inside the code or folder and if it's deleted the whole game dies.
>>190805 >Guilty Gear Jump never ever.
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>The earlier talk about lumping related YGO archtypes together into a jump is causing my brain to go into a fey mood over possible jumps people could make >Castle Dungeon of Traps Duel Monsters jump: Labyrinth, Eldlich, Mimighoul, & Traptrix (& Maybe Dragonmaids?) >Toy Story-like DM jump: Deskbots, Morphotronics, Fluffal/Frightfurs, Appliancer, (& Dustons?) >Regular “Space-focused” DM jump: Ghoti, Graydle, Alien, Ursartic, Drytron, & Kozmo I should stop, I’m going to sleep.
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>>190801 Instead we got pimp boys
>>190806 At this point the only person who might make one for this community would probably be Gene. Might have to settle for a reddit jump or a generic.
....so, what're the odds that DCAU Lex Luthor would think that red eyes with slit pupils are actually a sign of being non-human, rather than just being weird magic lady like Tala?
>>190810 Depends if it is during JLU or Superman TAS. Far less supers around in Superman and he would think that is weird. He also mostly stays alone until Grodd drags him to the Legion of Doom.
>>190810 He encounters aliens more frequently than magic users, so probably pretty high.
>>190811 I love how Lex overthrows Gorilla Grodd and then goes "seriously, why were we taking orders from a talking gorilla? This is retarded."
>>190802 Basically he was a Goblin that tried his best to modify Goblins and stop them from being a bunch of braindead rapists, but no matter what kind of DNA he mixed with them they still kept being fuckheads, the goblin perks in the jump are modifications he made to other goblins but still ended up having the same primitive mind as the others. So he basically just crashed out at the end, turned himself into a Dragon and had a bunch of goblins attack a human settlement I think as a suicide attempt
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>>190807 >(& Maybe Dragonmaids?) The fuck do you mean MAYBE?
>>190807 who is this seifer and ra looking fusion
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>>190815 I thought about traps & dungeons more than Laundry’s happiness. That & the racism against Dragonmaids struck again (they’re whores that love mingling with other dragons every time I play against them!!) >>190816 Eldlich the Goldern Lord (forma de Fusion)
>>190807 >Eldlich >Labrynth If I had a nickel for every YGO archetype that I only know exists because someone got horny on main about it, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
>>190789 A lot, they're essentially something between pro athletes and celebrities, many of which have flexible work hours.
>>190807 On the contrary, post more, my autism for card lore jumps makes me want more jumps like this. Maybe if I stop being a lazy asshole I'll even make one of them, but the maybe's doing a lot of work there.
>>190820 NTA but I'm sure someone was planning a Smile World jump featuring the Toons and a couple other more comedic archetypes. Maybe it was Digger, maybe it was Heavens, I don't remember but I know they worked on Shadow Realm together.
>>190820 I really do have to sleep since work is tomorrow & it’s midnight here, but I will post a few more combinations if I can still remember.
>>190817 >Eldlich I want a card lore jump with his archetype just because he'd make such a cool fucking villain to face. Just this golden sorcerer whose sheer overwhelming greed overwhelmed a cursed artifact so that he could use it to try and conquer the world with gold-coated undead and golems. What an asshole. What a guy.
>>190821 It was Digger. I think ZurgAnon expressed interest in maybe picking it up, but was busy with things like World Legacy and Sinful Spoils and the like. >>190822 Fair enough. Hope you sleep well then, Batsu, good luck with whatever you're doing tomorrow.
>>190821 Digger had plans for it eight years ago. But then real life took over.
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>>190824 Okay, good, I wasn't hallucinating that. >>190825 >eight years ago
>>190826 https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/53665661/#53666655 June 7th 2017 when Shard asked him about it last. Funny when you think about it, the next time this post is brought up again, it might be 10 years old.
>>190797 >Goku I don’t think this show has a character masculine and aggressive enough to be a Goku yet. No, Satan doesn’t count because he is the Broly. And it can’t be Lucifer because he is the Beerus/Whis. Actually it potentially could be Zestial in the original “Goku was supposed to retire” version of Dragon Ball because according to Vivzie, Zestial is basically like Red Death from the Venture Bros: He was legitimately a terror in the old days who as far as anyone can tell got his power the long and hard way instead of cutting one good deal like Alastor, but he very thoroughly ganked everyone whoever wronged him, did everything worth doing in Hell, and has retired because he’s lived long enough to see everything he ever cared about pass out of fashion except being a good friend to Carmilla. And he’s shown slicing apart one of Baxter’s monsters in a flashback so it seems he used to be more hands on and actually grew his power successfully instead of just being born with it. >Piccolo Carmilla because like a quarter of her character is just being a level 70 Vaggie who has to teach the actual Vaggie how to do everything from fight to wipe her ass to advance the plot.
>>190811 >>190812 Good to know! Doing Superman the Animated Series and planning things out for how things develop for my Jumper, and since I picked the CEO origin interactions with Luthor are pretty much inevitable. Especially since that origin locks you into having your corporate headquarters be in Metropolis. Given the overlap in clientele and areas of focus between our companies, I expect a fair amount of tension by default.
>>190828 >Zestial Zestial is funny to me because he really does seem like he's just rolling with things nowadays. He makes Alastor flinch but then acts cordial, he keeps calm and finds Velvette, and the Vees in general, utterly unimpressive, and just seems like he's more interested in hanging out with Carmilla and her daughters than being a horrifying Overlord. Man's retired and happier for it.
>>190829 Also, magic users in DC are (mostly) a human variant, anyway. Normal humans can sometimes use magic at great cost, but if you're doing anything but minor effects via rituals, people are going to assume you're a homo magi (at best).
No Habbo but it always bothered me that Vivzie replaced every voice actor from the pilot in the final series
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>>190832 The part that bothers me is replacing the characters.
>>190832 Iirc the actors are required to all be a part of a specific union to work
>>190820 Ocean (Sharks, Marincess, Ghoti, White Aura, Tearlaments, Mermail, Atlantean, Icejade). You could also probably fit a lot of 'Evil Ruler' ones like Monarchs, Eldlich, Fabled, Vampire, Darklord, Archfiend.
>>190830 Yeah, agreed. He really is the show’s Red Death. It’s also funny seeing him casually throw out relatively flashy by Overlord standard magical abilities like energy blades, turning into a spider and shadow flesh while his buddy Carmilla has yet to cast a SINGLE spell onscreen apart from High Kick and contributing to the Care Bear Stare. It’s like they made a silent agreement that he would remain the supreme caster while she set out to become the supreme martial to avoid overshadowing each others’ legacies or something. >>190832 Sadly, Vivzie seems to have a keen sense for business and the necessary cutthroat attitude to get to the top from the bottom despite her other failings. I’ve said it before but it’s very impressive Pentious’ current VA can do the snake voice while still singing
Can Dante defeat the Hazbin Hotel demons?
>>190837 Yes, casually. The only problem would be a Goetis using its powers intelligently to dump him into space, the Sins bothering to do anything with their ostensibly "greater than Goetia" level powers, and Lucifer not being so fucking depressed that he can't be bothered to intervene in Hell's problems. Otherwise, he beats the setting to death with trivial ease.
>>190839 But would Dante be able to keep up with one of their songs without looking like an idiot?
>>190837 He shreds everyone below Sin level unless a Goetia USES IT’S FUCKING MICROSCOPIC BIRD BRAIN FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS and sends him through a portal into deep space (and they won’t, I am just telling you that now, they are legitimately too stupid, all of them, if they weren’t I.M.P. would be fucking dead by now), and Sin level demons themselves vary between the cooler bossfights like Cerberus and the lamer ones who are just damage sponges but nothing else. The real question is seraphim-level opponents because we’ve seen so little of them, and Lucifer was toying with Adam and also was tricked with RIDICULOUS ease onto the big X. While Sera ran away from a confrontation due to having poor public speaking skills. >>190840 Uh…judging from the Michael Jackson scene in DMC 5 and the motorcycle dance, I think he’d just become a backup dancer and buff someone else’s song instead of bothering to sing.
>>190840 He will just activate his wacky goofy time and eat some pizza.
>>190840 He's an excellent dancer, so even if he doesn't sing, he can keep up with their flashy moves easily.
>>190807 Based. Also I just finished the DLC Story Episode. Still have to make the new mons though.
This reminds me we don't have an Ultrakill jump yet
1d2 = 2 1. Star Wars 2. Metroid
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>>190838 That person isn't me. I do have my hang-ups with replacing the entire VA cast (as well as some things about the show), but unfortunately I'm fucking cringe and like the show. I am ultimately subhuman.
>>190846 I don't know anything about it other than it is getting a Palworld collab
>>190848 >I’m fucking cringe and like the show Aw fuck, aw that coming No Red, not you too!
>>190848 Hey now, don't be down on yourself for that. Your tastes in media are your perogative.
>>190847 Fuck your sister.
>>190848 Oh no, your pronouns were stolen by a fae! You'll have to go on an epic adventure to get them back!
>>190801 We still can if some tech schizo with a kickstarter tries.
>>190853 At least ___ doesn't have to fight Settra for them. Never did I think this image I don't remember where I found would be relevant in a discussion, but here we are.
I'm now watching the first episode of Hazbin Hotel. This is a truly joyless experience except that the news guy is Tomar (makes sense considering he's been the king of hell for 30,000 years)
>>190841 >also was tricked with RIDICULOUS ease onto the big X You know, I've had some time to think about that, and I think I figured out a rational explanation for that: Lucifer legitimately didn't think anyone would be ballsy enough to do it. His Sin is Pride, and the man does not care about anyone other than Charlie or Lilith. He can't even remember anyone else's name, no matter how many times he's told or how otherwise important they are, like Vaggie or Alastor. Given how casual he acts with Vox, I'd bet you he even forgot about how the Vees humiliated him, because the opinions and actions of Sinners mean nothing to him. This has consequences, of course, like him not realizing Sinners had access to Angel metal, but again, we go back to 'who would have the balls?' When Lucifer thinks of threats, he thinks of Heaven's spears, not a trap by sinners, who are infinitely beneath him. Lucifer is by far the strongest character we see in the show, casually smacking around Adam and having enough power to overwhelm a barrier formed by Sera and other high-ranking angels. I think even the concept of the Sins or Heaven trying a stupid trick like that on him would be so ridiculous it'd never even cross his mind. So why would he be worried about a big X? He's the biggest deal in Creation behind God and, assuming he's canon to Hazbin Hotel, Michael. No one's able to threaten him. Right?
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>>190853 Fool that you are, I'm gonna have the fae take the rest of me. >>190850 I'm sorry, but it's terminal. Anyone with half a brain saw it to boot, considering how many people kept joking that I hid being hired by Viv in the pilot. Save yourself, for the cancer will not leave my body. >>190851 Nah. I recognize when I'm cringe. It makes sense to be honest.
>>190859 I don't touch-a the gays. >Touches the gay
>>190858 Hey Red, you said you were planning a F.E.A.R. update/remake, right? Any chance you might add a perk for being Alma Wade's child, that in future jumps would make you the child of a similarly powerful/dangerous figure in the setting who would then genuinely care for you and want to protect you though still with the possibility of accidentally causing you harm given Alma drove Paxton Fettel insane and couldn't even hug Point Man without accidentally killing him?
>>190860 She didn't just touch the gay, she specifically and repeatedly touched the gay's tits.
>>190854 I mean, you could probably fit a fairly decent computer on that considering modern smartphones, but the real problem is trying to type. No one knows how to multi-tap or use T9 anymore, and trying to use a keyboard with one hand is an exercise in frustration.
I ask again, does anybody recognise these tits?
>>190861 I'll make a note, we'll see how things play out when I get to the update.
>>190864 they look like AI so odds are you'll never find the source.
>No one knows how to multi-tap or use T9 anymore User issue. >and trying to use a keyboard with one hand is an exercise in frustration I don't see it as being that big of an issue, you could use a touch screen for most tasks that you would be using this for. Any typing you do would be either a few words or codes.
>>190865 Fair enough. Good luck, Red!
>>190646 >The cards' appearances are inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft and taken from their appearance in Konami's own Silent Hill series.
>>190864 Can't find shit, even searching tags on vndb.
>>190864 Go tag surfing on boorus.
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I have finally made a build for the first time in like a year. It was for Machina. >>190864 No.
>>190848 Don't feel too bad. I'm also cringe and don't hate the show much. >>190857 There's also the fact that even though Lucifer is getting better about his depression and the fact he failed at saving anyone, his mindset is probably still 100% set on "Sinners are completely self-sabotaging and can't come together on anything to save their lives" - which is true to an extent. But it also bites him in the ass because he can't even contemplate that there are Sinners and Overlords who can tolerate each other enough to come up with actual long-term goals. He thinks that little of them, which is further worsened by the fact everyone else IS more or less completely beneath him in power.
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>>190875 Based.
>>190645 >>190647 Don't forget the jump give you the time stop move from the series.
>>190878 That first one has too many eyes. The other two look like digimon.
>>190880 The third looks like something from Megaman Legends to me
>>190856 FLY YOU FOOL
>>190875 Post the build over in lewd.
>>190882 Considering the kind of shit he's pogged over, there's a good chance he'll eventually start to enjoy it.
>>190789 >Pro Heroes A lot. They're in a high-stress job, basically idol vigilantes. With a single failed relationship able to ruin the brand, it's all going under the table. And where there's legitimacy among secret-keepers, there's going to be hedonism barely contained by those same barriers. >Heroes in Training They're anime teens, they have no game. I don't care how good they look; there's no way in hell they're putting up with all that stress and somehow still getting any. Dormitories aren't going to be enough here because there's no chance to build familiarity.
>>190884 …sonuvabitch, he’s going to unironically enjoy the Care Bear Stare isn’t he.
>>190852 The thing is the Samus origin is often the least appealing of all of them. I usually wanna go Space Pirate because of genetic science and fucking with X parasites. That being said, this is probably more a "dude goes around fighting stuff and going on adventures" chain so Samus origin is better for that
>>190887 You can always just take a different origin and grind like mad.
>>190886 >>190884 I have to tell you, this is one of the most repugnant pieces of art I've seen and simultaneously incredibly boring. The only thing I've kinda liked is Charlie because I'm easily psychologically manipulated by cute animated women, but any affection for her dissipates when I remember that I hate the antichrist
>>190807 >Kozmo See, if you include that archetype in a jump, you then have to figure out who you substitute for the characters there weren't cards for. Like the Emperor, Han Solo, and Princess Leia. I guess you could answer that by having Oz or the Nome King as the Emperor, and Tipp/Ozma could do double time as Han Solo and Princess Leia since Glinda is doing double time as Obi-Wan and Yoda. It is kind of funny that they fit in a Darth Maul expy with the Wicked Witch of the East but let some of the main OT roles go unfilled or get fused.
>>190889 Good. I’m relieved.
>>190889 >I hate the antichrist I don't remember Charlie trying to convince people that she's Jesus?
>>190892 PsychoAnon is using the 'Antichrist is the spawn of Satan' definition.
>>190893 Ahh. I don't know why I was expecting him to use a canonical definition, instead of a popular noncanon one. Fair enough.
>>190889 >>190893 You know, I actually read a dxd fanfic recently where this got brought up and the guy was just like 'no, that's the other guy'. Odin was very confused.
>>190894 I never got around to reading the book of Revelations.
>>190892 The fact that there was a Helluva Boss Christmas special (focusing on the consecutive Hell holiday Sinsmas) implies Jesus is canon, or at least is believed to be canon by humanity. I really hope it’s just the latter, I don’t want to have to powerscale Vivzie’s idea of Jesus to Charlie or reconcile that with what’s known about the setting’s metaphysics. >>190896 …how? It’s the one with the dragon and the firebreathing profits and the lake of fire and the locusts. It’s the one a lot of religious horror movies were inspired by. And the not really at all subtextual seething about Rome.
>>190896 The book of Revelations is a meme, anyways. It's not actually a vision of the future, it's a fantastical take on the (then) present time, when Rome was persecuting Christians. This becomes immediately obvious the second you read how the 'New Babylon' was built on seven hills, or how the invading army just so happens to come from the same direction as Rome's main rival at the time, or how the Beast (an allegory for Nero) killed two prophets (Peter and Paul, who both died under Nero's rule). As Shard said, the second you look under the supernatural surface, it's blatantly just 'Rome fucking sucks and it will one day be punished, so just hold on until then because we're going to win in the end'.
>>190896 Fair enough. The antichrist is supposed to be a figure that pretends to be Christ to lead men astray. Charlie doesn't qualify since she's not trying to lead men astray. She just thoroughly believes that redemption is always possible and is doing her best to show others this fact
>>190897 >how? It’s the one with the dragon and the firebreathing profits and the lake of fire and the locusts. It’s the one a lot of religious horror movies were inspired by. And the not really at all subtextual seething about Rome. I'm still trying to read it all basically in order because I lost the reading list that makes it easier to read. I'm only like over halfway through the OT, if that >>190898 Well actually, it's both. Many things were meant to apply to specifically that time but other things are meant to apply to the real end of days. This is what I've learned from listening to theologians talk on the subject, anyways
>>190899 I mean, I knew that but I also thought maybe they were supposed to be Satan's kid too, so Satan's kid going around offering "salvation" to people seemed very antichrist to me
>>190754 Time Cutting Edge from Reverend Insanity and similar stuff, aka basically space cut but with it. Then there's Damsel of Distress' power from Worm that involves scrambling time, space, gravity etc to fuck shit up, but I'm sure just randomly messing with times is enough to destroy any materials.
>>190899 Strictly speaking Charlie is being a very good Christian despite not knowing anything about Christ, simply by discouraging sin and encouraging people to seek redemption and be absolved of their past sins with less than no personal benefit for herself. She is not very good at accomplishing it and still doesn’t even know how Pentious got into Heaven at the end of S2, but at least her heart’s in the right place. When she isn’t making the worst impulse decisions possible from Vox running rings around her on social media, I mean. >>190900 >I'm only like over halfway through the OT …wait, are you seriously going through Leviticus and just reading all the sacrifice protocols? Because I mean. I did that too as a kid but. Just so you know it’s literally just Israelite rules for life in the desert, mostly about worshipping God and killing and barbecuing animals in ways that make him happy. Also no, going by strict Christian doctrine there is no evidence the Antichrist has descended from Satan, or more importantly that “Satan” is actually a discrete entity and not a job description applying to multiple entities, or in fact that the dragon of Revelations (one of the Satans) is even explicitly a rebel angel and not simply a REALLY big and REALLY badass fuckin’ snake in the sense that Leviathan and Behemoth are REALLY big fuckers. The idea the Antichrist is the Devil’s kid is as much of a meme as the Devil going down to Georgia. Like the idea of Satan, the Antichrist isn’t even explicitly identified; warnings about it are present in John and 2 Thessalonians but Revelations doesn’t explicitly identify THE Antichrist despite the Beasts from the Sea and Earth being conferred some undefined authority from the dragon. Again, Beasts. Not fallen angels.
>>190901 Nah. Being the child of an evil being doesn't mean you yourself are evil. Like, part of the whole reason Jesus sacrificed himself was to absolve people of old sins and god's rules, so you won't have things like newborns being automatically condemned to hell due to being the product of rape. Going around trying to help others reach redemption is very much a good thing
>>190900 I'd be very curious as to what other things are supposed to apply to the actual end of days. I've heard arguments saying it's all metaphor and apocalyptic (in the sense of dramatizing the present day rather than in the actual end of the world sense) literature, the language being used harkening back to old Jewish beliefs and symbolism and the symbols used by Romans and Greeks as well. >>190901 As far as I can recall, even in Revelations it's never mentioned that the Beast/Anti-Christ is supposed to be the spawn of Satan. I think that came from people going incredibly literal about Anti-Christ being the opposite of Jesus by having it be the child of Satan instead of God. On that note, for all of Charlie's flaws, she genuinely wants to help people go to Heaven, and is willing to endure humiliation and pain to try and help achieve it. There is no personal gain for her in this besides helping her subjects, friends, and family. She's still a fuckup, but she's a well meaning fuckup who could be good if pointed in the right direction. Sometimes forcibly, because she can be stubborn.
Alot of the writing problems of hazbin hotel make sense when you realize vivzie reworked most of the original story into helluva boss.
>>190814 >>190802 Basically, it's all an ugly duckling allegory. It's why I posted that video. In the Human Goblin's room, you can find the story of the Ugly Duckling but covered in cum. Sergio crashes out about how all his work is pointless and he should of known better. I recommend you play the next game. He's alive in the next game, trapped as a duck because his heart was damaged by the Dragon Hunter sword, and his body can't withstand the transformation anymore. Follow the Holy City storyline through. >>190651 That would require me to replay the game, and is something that isn't typically done for Jumps. I understand it's less well-known, but basically everything about it you can get from a Google. >>190493 Didn't ask, and I like me. >>190489 I think the Jumpchain-accepted rules for companions is ass. I kind of wish OC companions were the norm from the begining because it sidesteps the issue of people making their own, and thus having a group of power-leveled sycophants. I try to balance that option always be the world and doc itself, and since a great deal of the perks allowed make you significantly abnormal by the standards of the world, I disallowed much diversity. I allowed 200CP in Lust From Beyond because there's less room for shenanigans. >>190484 Welcome, bub.
>>190906 Wait. What?
>>190906 That being true would just raise more questions in my mind because while the gay horni was always strong in the show, about midway through S2 Helluva completely gives up on being Venture Bros But In Hell and turns into an unceasing Blitzo and Stolas crashout so they finally just admit they’re in hella mad gay love with each other. Like, for most of S1 I actually understood why Helluva was sometimes said to be “the show meant for boys”, the tone is more irreverent and the action ironically mostly snappier despite the powerlevels being lower. But then Vivzie just couldn’t resist the urge for yaoi romance drama.
>>190904 >Being the child of an evil being doesn't mean you yourself are evil. Well no, but God came as a man to save humans. He doesn't give a shit about weird mutant monster spawn
Speaking of Hazbin Hotel, I tried to check out some porn because of course I did, and I found like 10 pics in total of Charlie that were good and on-model. I fucking hate artists to much man. If you can't be bothered to actually draw the character instead of a vaguely similar looking OC then don't draw it at all. Anyway, my conclusion is that Silksong is the much better vaguely furry setting because holy shit Hornet has much, much better content.
>>190906 Also she’s never got to do it, but the Sins not rallying to Lucifer’s defence given they cared enough about him being gone to send presents (fucking Mammon even sent money) is always going to be a weird plot hole. And no, Vivzie can’t go “all Sins are sealed in their rings!” because they visibly move around a lot and there’s a fuckmothering throne for Lucifer there too. >>190911 >good and on-model >on-model Well…good news if you like bean sprouts, I suppose? Hell even the animators aren’t drawing the characters on-model all the time, Vaggie randomly because curvier during the Easy musical number
>>190912 >Well…good news if you like bean sprouts, I suppose? I suppose "is actually Charlie instead of some abominable OC" would be putting it better. I don't mind more realistic proportions and so on. But seriously, going through hundreds of pages and finding only so little worth saving is unusual.
>>190912 What compelled you to watch this much Hazbin Hotel in the first place?
>>190914 Well, I’ve always enjoyed youtube animations in general. They’re free, if nothing else. Well, because of that one fine day the algorithm popped the pilot into my feed. I hated everything about it on first sight. It was like I was looking at Deviantart garbage but animated Anyway, many years later I learned that this shit had somehow been picked up by FUCKING AMAZON and ever since then I’ve been mortally offended by it’s existence. It’s just that I was genuinely trying to avoid thinking about it at all, avoid talking about it at all, and definitely avoid dwelling on it in Jumpchain until it got A SECOND FUCKING SEASON And at that point, I accepted it was too big to fail and decided the only thing left was to make the jump so I can take revenge on the show in my imagination.
>>190908 Many characters and plot points that were going to be in the original series were reworked into helluva boss. For example Blitzo and the gang going to an amusement park in episode 3, was based on a scrapped episode from the original pitch bible were charlie and the gang go to an amusement park to show husk the brighter side of life. >>190909 My guess based on the pilot were you can see lucifer in the background with carmilla along with the little information we got from the pitch bible. is that stolas is pilot lucifer only instead of cheating on his wife with an imp he's cheating on her with Carmilla hence why she's so bizarrely important in the actual show.
>>190915 Sometimes I forget that you're Chinese and then I see this level of generational hatred and vengeance and I remember immediately. Y'know, I did think some of the animation was decent at least and I have a slight affection for SOME aspects of the Tumblr art style
>>190910 Charlie is half human though. Lilith, Charlie's mother, was the first human woman. ... I sadly don't know enough about the bible to rule on what god's opinion on the children of angels and humans post-flood would be, but I'd feel safe to assume he wouldn't instantly smite them post-jesus
>>190915 So what you’re saying is, they call it Hazbin but it’s more of a Neverwas.
>>190918 Well to be fair, literally nothing is inherently evil and God had the nephilim wiped out for being shitheads and not for being born of demons, so it's fair to say you don't have to be evil just because your dad is the devil
>>190916 Huh, interesting. Adam's design in the pitch bible is also different, with him almost looking more like a Goetia or demon, whereas in canon that was just him wearing armor hiding his human form. Also Sir Pentious is into Rosie of all people.
I stopped watching modern cartoons after both Adventure Time and Rick and Morty turned to shit and I don't think I've missed anything.
>>190922 Smiling Friends tho
>>190922 Rick and Morty was always shit. Adventure Time is still really good though
>>190916 >is that stolas is pilot lucifer only instead of cheating on his wife with an imp he's cheating on her with Carmilla hence why she's so bizarrely important in the actual show. Oh fuck, that really would explain a lot even if I have to say you’d need to be a total retard to throw away that original woman pussy for a random albino latina. So…yeah, about Hazbin Lucifer’s level of intellect. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if Carmilla was always meant to be important in the show. S2 and S1 feel bizarrely out of order in terms of what the conflicts were about, the Vees were pretty damn prominent as starter villains but Adam was the main threat. So the hotel dealt with HIM first. And THEN Vox clowned Charlie so hard she basically handed him victory on a silver platter, all her friends (and Alastor) contributed more to actually beating his ass because Charlie is a sweetie pie who can’t bring herself to throw a punch (as she did with Adam) until genocide is literally on her doorstep and she can’t even claim credit for starting the Care Bear Stare. That was Emily. It’s like some kind of bizarro universe where Giovanni is a starter villains defeated climatically in S1 but Team Rocket prove themselves to be the real masterminds and more ambitiously manipulative than everyone else despite also being utter bumblefucks. So yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if Carmilla continues to be surprisingly plot relevant in what is supposed to be the Lilith season. >>190917 The worst thing about the show is that it genuinely has a lot of technically competent skill, professional dedication and the VAs still with the show seem to genuinely love their work. That’s the part that hurts the most: Seeing so much effort and talent go into such a fundamentally SHITE narrative. They got a fucking Fall Out Boy member for Abel, in a show where Abel’s entire character is being a huge loser who eventually saves the day by learning to channel the power of misogyny. >>190919 YES. >>190922 Uh…parts of Wakfu Season 3 and 4 were decent, but the animation fell off so hard in 4 and 3 dedicated so much runtime to it’s weird demigod X-Men/retroactive NTR antagonist that was TRAPPED and BETRAYED into the Eliacube plotline I’m still undecided if it was worth all the weird bullshit. … Oh yeah. X-Men ‘97. It’s fucking great. It’s so fucking great it has a version of Krakoa that isn’t godawful, some fucking how.
>>190925 >version of Krakoa that isn’t godawful I watched a video recently explaining how all the mutants became actually immortal through a convoluted resurrection process involving 5 specific mutants teaming up and thought "That sounds like something a jumper would set up"
>>190926 Meme Average Jumper is unironically more morally righteous than comics Krakoa. At least Meme Average Jumper is honest about what they do.
>>190926 Yeah just to be clear the X-Men ‘97 Krakoa is literally just an island for mutants to chill on, no goldballs or absolutely pants on head retarded decision to bring Selene and Mr. Sinister and APOCALYPSE along for the ride. It’s a good Krakoa because it has almost nothing to do with the actual Krakoa. For one thing, it’s not actually a mutant with a really fucked up regeneration power that got really beeg.
>>190925 >throw away that original woman pussy for a random albino latina If we go with the 'Stolas was the original Lucifer', then presumably Stella was the original Lilith. Meaning Lilith was a total, irredeemable bitch who was making Lucifer's life utterly miserable and plotting behind his back, only openly acting against him because of the humiliation of Lucifer sleeping with a (comparatively) lowly Overlord. ...you could even make the argument it's Biblically accurate, given Lilith manipulated Samael into tempting Adam and Eve then dumped him later on. Just have Lilith have been using Lucifer for power and revenge and driving Lucifer to seek comfort in someone who'd actually love him. Does make her having two daughters awkward, because that means that not only did Lucifer have an affair, he had kids.
>>190928 To be honest the Krakoa lore surrounding the resurrection thing sounded kinda cool, at least in an explanatory YouTube video format. It is pretty obvious that including dudes named "Mr. Sinister" and "Apocalypse" into your society just because it's for "all mutants" was not gonna work out, though
>>190925 >S2 and S1 feel bizarrely out of order in terms of what the conflicts were about Well, if what anon said was true and that stolas is pilot lucifer then that means the events of mastermind would have ended with lucifer losing his powers and royal status. As a result of giving Carmilla a grimoire thus it would set the stage for the Vees to takeover.
>>190928 Don't forget, Marvel's metaphysics means the mutant afterlife Krakatoa in the White Hot Room is still where every mutant goes when they die, even the ones in X-Men 97
>>190931 >Lucifer stomps Adam in the Season 1 finale, setting up how he's a seemingly invincible character >Season 2 shows that, while he is the most powerful being in all of Hell, he has personal weaknesses and failings, his connection and secret favoritism towards Carmilla being one >This leads to the trial, with Lucifer being brought down and weakened, with Hell in an uproar because without Lucifer, there's the possibility of another Extermination. This fear and panic leads to... >Season 3, where Vox and the other Vees use this to discredit Charlie, using Lucifer's affair to hurt her and her image as well, with Lucifer being unable to help not because he can't hurt Sinners, but because he's genuinely powerless as a result of the Trial I could see it. Could even have it be that Lilith is pulling everyone's strings, using Satan to depower and depose her husband, who she was not strong enough to face, and then using the Vees as pawns to wage war on and conquer Heaven now that Adam is dead and unable to defend Heaven.
>>190932 …yet more reason to validate my Jumper for systematically destroying the entire setting and rebuilding it as essentially a giant mechanical Final Shape. Goddammit Marvel, stop vindicating my ontologically autistic power fantasy-nightmare. The new lore about the monstermommy is already raising serious questions, like what the fuck TOAA himself was doing on Earth and why she apparently wasn’t discovered in any previous version of the multiverse. Unless she’s another Anti-All droplet in which case…she ain’t that unique.
>>190916 if i recall correctly Vaggie was originally going to be a prostitute from el salvador. Do she was likely meant to be a former member of the vees probably one of Valentinos girls. until she was retconned into a fallen angel which is why that plot point went nowhere. and why angel dust being the traitor fell flat.
Hmm. Had a build written up for Jump 1 GEH that was fun in theory, had some plot threads thought up, but I don't think I'm gonna go with it. It's not grabbing me so I'm just going to sideline it. Anyone got chain concept suggestions?
>>190914 >>190916 >>190918 >>190921 >>190925 >>190929 >>190931 >>190933 >>190935 the fact that this shows plot could have been surprisingly coherent if you just rearrange a few plot points and characters fills me with UNYILEDING RAGE!
>>190937 No it couldn't. It would still be a bunch of contrived nonsense even with all those changes.
>>190937 Well, on the bright side, the jump's got a 0cp drawback to let you hit fanfictions or alternate stories, so you could use that to go to this version of events. So that's fun.
>>190936 You run a hotel of sorts for reforming souls and sending them to heaven
>>190940 Homie I can't reform myself. I can't reform a wiener dog. I can't sing and I'm only kinda okay at dancing. I'm not doing that.
>>190936 You're the kind of plucky adventurer from an 80s fantasy movie on a quest for a single, specific magical sword that always saves the day but which eludes your permanent ownership.
I admit I'm somewhat morbidly curious how convoluted Hazbin Hotel gets, considering the pilot was mostly just explaining that a Hazbin Hotel has been built
>>190942 I JUST COVERED THAT I CAN'T DO MUSICAL NUMBERS No, but thank you for the suggestion.
>>190936 You stole something from an incredibly powerful cosmic being by pure accident, and said cosmic being was so impressed they gave you a chain where you would hunt and steal more treasures for its entertainment! The alternative was that you would get cursed so horrifically badly you would wish for death because you stole from a cosmic entity, even if it was by accident. You chose to be a phantom thief and treasure hunter.
>>190934 I'm hoping the "Mutant Afterlife is a single higher dimension connected to all the lower dimensions" thing comes up as a way to import alternate versions of characters into canon, and not just as a way to generate drama occasionally when they try to resurrect someone and find out it's a dimensional alternate
>>190945 I mean yeah that does give me pretty decent direction on where to go and what to do from Jump to Jump. Just have each Jump with the objective of stealing something that is objectively the most valuable or most closely guarded or close to it or whatever.
>>190947 Exactly! Could even make it a Lupin kind of thing where you have someone pursuing you and trying to bring you to justice who you're always one step ahead of.
>>190936 You're a regenerator who works as a never ending drink for your vampire waifu companions, a chain where you are stuck as a none human (I.e. something like a monster or an animal), a harem of just dudes, pick up a power like cultivation or a gamer system in your first jump but every jump after is a gauntlet, a chain where all jumps are a cross over with another jump/setting.
>>190917 The funny thing about shard is, that he's one of the most reasonable with his hate and will explain in detail about why he hates it with almost no BS
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>>190749 Wait Ric, you watched LoGH my Italian Friend? >>190787 That was one of the first things that captured men when I watched it. Everything was just so grounded and so amazing. What also got me was how mostly everyone was so sensible.
>>190934 For Hazbin Hotel, can I assume that you know however much magic is appropriate to what rank you purchase? Since it seems like everyone still has to learn stuff the hard way, and there doesn't seem to be a perk for general magic stuff beyond the grimoire item.
>>190949 Inhuman chain might be fun. I want to play with monster forms but the majority of my goals require me to actually engage with humanity most Jumps and that's a mild bummer. Gamer system stuff would be too close to last chain. Crossover chain could be fun though would require some prepping. All in all, thank you, I can get behind some of these.
>>190953 Mayhaps a city builder chain? Start off in a jump that gives you a settlement and focus on building it up with each new jump.
>>190955 I did enjoy a past chain where I basically stole and rebuilt Rapture into a self-enclosed civilization. I had brain damage that chain, very fascist, very Big Brother, free superpowers for people though. Might be fun trying to manage them even as we pass from Jump to Jump and have to deal with local socioeconomics and military powers.
>>190955 Also thank you.
>>190952 Yeah sure, god knows some of the theoretically wise and experienced spellcasters in the setting like STOLAS seem to FORGET ABOUT THEIR OWN POWERS like FUCKING FORESIGHT every other TUESDAY and thus get embroiled in unnecessarily gay and contrived drama that they could’ve avoided if they had even half a brain.
>>190948 Ah fuck, I do love Zenigata. He's a royal pain in the ass and ultra fucking determined. Always enjoy the fact that he's genuinely quite competent, it's just that he has to deal with Lupin's magical fucking bullshit all the time that he looks like a joke.
>>190883 Just did.
>>190907 >it's all an ugly duckling allegory >the Ugly Duckling but covered in cum Ah yes, I remember this story from my childhood.
>>190964 I prefer the soldier Ugly duckling or the Cowboy ugly duckling
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>>190820 I’m awake. Time for some more I jotted down before getting knocked out >Chaotic Element Sucession Crisis Jump: Ashened/Tistina/Radiant Typhoon/Earthbound/Lair of Darkness/Ryu-Ge The normal Ryu-Ge succession cycle has been interrupted by the emergence of 4 factions trying to take control of the elements itself, ultimately corrupting the land & throwing everything into a state of disarray. What’s even worse is that the previous successors only made 3 domains with every cycle. The addition of a land perpetually burning ruins was not apart of the plan, leavening a few believers to go on a journey to root out the source of the problem which lurks in the lair of darkness hidden within the land of fire, being the failed successor Tensei Ryu-Ge Anva seeking to become the new god of the world. >Futuristic Redline: Cyber Angels/Argostars/F.A/U.A/Gold Pride New era of sports where various participants try to prove that they’re the best in the industry, even if in some cases the methods of achieving victory are…less than legal. >Around the World in 80 Missions: SPYRAL/K9/Raidraptor/Gun Dragons/Chronomaly Worldwide police partner with a secret force in order to take down a group of warmongering theives before they can make use of various artifacts & reawaken something that should have stayed hidden under the sea... >Reading Rainbow: Libromancer/P.U.N.K/Magical Musketeers/Vendread (& maybe Fairy Tail?) Similar to the the lore of Libromancer as introduced in The Valuable Book EX 3 card storylines #11, but with it continuing on to show that Libromancer’s characters weren’t the only ones to make their way into the real world to possess people & cause havoc in the real world… >Dreamlands: Nemleria/Dream Mirror/Vaalmonica/Starry Night/Umbral Horror/Entity Little Girl takes one wrong step in her dreams into a wonderland of nightmares & the other gal that lives between both must make her decision for the world after be chosen by said artifact. She decides that guiding the girl back to the waking world should clear her mind enough…even with the angel & Devil nagging on her shoulders.
Which is more abusable for contracts between two people? JJK Binding vows or Hazbin contract bullshit?
>>190968 This is actually...okay, it depends on how much you think "talent" at making Binding Vows actually matters? Here's the thing. JJK Binding Vows are a poorly thought out, comically easy to abuse system that IN-UNIVERSE is supposed to actually be finicky and require skill and care to get the most bang for your buck out of. Presumably, PRESUMABLY, there's some kind of correlative factor between how relevant a given ban is and how much bang you can get for your buck. Which is why Sukuna limits his technique and doesn't just go on Wikipedia to forbid himself from speaking in (an autistic furry's idea of) the Scottish dialect and a bunch of other languages he never has a reason to use. My point is it's a system PRESENTED as having clear limits, consequences and logic. It's just that Gaygay never actually explained what that system actually is because he was too busy making characters aura farm. HAZBIN HOTEL on the other hand is very fucking honest that contracts are retarded and so are most people making them. If you vow to make someone the strongest sinner in Hell in exchange for owning their own, and you fail to hold up your end of the bargain, the contract breaks and the other guy gets to keep whatever power you gave them. That's it. No more hold on their soul. On the other hand, if you maintain you own someone's soul until they fulfil a certain favour...and then never actually DEFINE what that favour is? You can basically keep stringing someone along forever. Very letter of the law shit. And you can totally just use fucking wordplay to confuse someone who thinks you meant they shouldn't hurt someone as opposed to touch them at all. Your intent and their agreemtn is apparently all that matters. It really comes down to how you like your contract abuse, making up defined limits with undefined benefit only people who use Binding Vows seem educated on, or setting down contracts that deliver exactly what was agreed upon but with regulations that aren't necessarily the same as what both parties understood the contract to mean. Just what the words say.
1d5 = 3 The above roll will decide on where my chain starts and the waifu i'll pick up there: >1 Fairy Tail, She's uses sand and illusion magic together to make golems out of sand with illusions over the top to make them look even more intimidating. >2 Generic Paranormal Romance, Waifu is a vampire thief/treasure hunter in the vein of Rogue or Lara Croft. >3 Kengan Ashura, Amazonian waifu with Superman Syndrome and huge tits, she's a grappler. >4 Bleach, Waifu is basically Kobeni + Soi-Fon fusion, 2nd division shinigami. >5 Justice League Unlimited, Literally just genderbent Saitama.
>>190970 >3 Kengan Ashura, Amazonian waifu with Superman Syndrome and huge tits, she's a grappler. Even when I roll for it I still somehow end up going to Kengan Ashura to start out my chain, works for me in anycase.
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Good morning guys.
>>190973 Updated the nest rentry link and rules post.
>>190969 >make someone the strongest sinner in Hell I never really got how he broke out of that. Rosie did make him the strongest sinner in hell so he really shouldn't have been freed with Vox going Vox Dei but as soon as Vox was declared (maybe also was) the strongest the contract is no longer valid? So Al could've broken free if there was a sinner capable of out performing him even for a moment? So long term contracts just aren't valid if something comes along and brakes it outside of the two parties? Like would a contract to be the richest be broken if some retard bankrupted himself?
Good night frens >>190967 I hope you end up executing at least some of these
>>190977 good night
>>190977 ITS MORNING
>>190975 Thank you muchly, my dear 9 anon
>>190977 Night WoL
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Good morning my nikkas
>>190982 Good Morning Ric
>>190982 good morning
>>190976 >Rosie did make him the strongest sinner in hell so he really shouldn't have been freed with Vox going Vox Dei but as soon as Vox was declared (maybe also was) the strongest the contract is no longer valid? I just kind of accepted Vox is literally getting powerups from popularity. It's never explicitly said in the show and I will happily fall on my sword if Shitzi says that's not how it works but like-S1 has a scene dedicated to him literally bathing in praise by getting plugged into his network, and he sure as fuck didn't show that final form or even his knockoff seraph pose while fighting Alastor BEFORE he started going around town recruiting every Overlord he didn't fail his CHA roll with. It's just that even with Charlie's endorsement, the popularity powerup just made him a LITTLE more powerful, and Alastor just went harder and more directly for the throat, and Vox wrecking his own city and also visibly losing control of the situation tanked his ratings and cost him his powerup which is why you don't see it after Alastor mauls him so hard he calls Shock.wav in a panic and starts manning the Lilith dildo. At least, "it's TV magic, Vox doesn't have to explain shit" is my takeaway since the show just doesn't explain how magic fucking works. >So Al could've broken free if there was a sinner capable of out performing him even for a moment? Apparently, yeah. >So long term contracts just aren't valid if something comes along and brakes it outside of the two parties? Also yeah, and again you can abuse wordplay if the contract isn't written down. >Like would a contract to be the richest be broken if some retard bankrupted himself? Literally yes.
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>>190982 Good morning Ric. I am glad you are alive.
>>190982 Mornin' Ric, how's that dick doin'?
>>190982 Good morning Holy King.
>>190977 I’ll think about it (although I don’t mind if other anons take said ideas & run with it to make the jump ore an entirely new Duel Monsters jump.) I have a few more ideas that haven’t had their general story synopsis put down. >>190982 Morning Ricky
>>190828 Wait. Power levels in the gay demons setting isn't static? You can actually just train?
>>190982 >nikkas What is this and why am I one of them?
>>190982 Hey Ric, how're you doing bro? Quick question which of the follwing do you think I should read/watch next?: >May I Ask for One Final Thing? >Armed Girl's Machaivellism >Doll Kara
>>190991 Are you a horny gacha addict? ...Or just horny?
>>190993 More depressed and lonely than horny. Not really into paying for games after I buy them once.
>>190990 Remember how I keep ranting about JOBBER OWLS being JOBBER OWLS? I.M.P. is proof that at the most basic grunt level YES you can absolutely train. They beat up a Goetia mainly because he's more interested in showing off his magical abilities and they're actually using the hellhound's agility and their guns and killing experience. It gets vaguer the higher up the powerlevel hierarchy you go. Overlords get more power from souls but that SEEMS to be mostly the quality of their magic and it's not clear what they actually do with the damn souls other than own them since summoning them Alucard-style seems to be an Alastor thing. Charlie is noticeably bad at fighting because she never has to, despite actually being able to stand and trade with Adam. Satan confiscates Stolas' power and it's legitimately the biggest show of power we've seen from a Sin onscreen. But yes. Technique matters. Down and dirty fighting matters. Mad science definitely matters since it lets a normal sinner potentially jam Overlords who have gone all in on tech without apparently investing in decent firewalls.
>>190995 Nta, buy are there other afterlives besides Heaven and Hell? I feel like dropping one and stealing souls for personal use. Maybe make a Purgatory
>>190996 Not that we know of yet.
Why do japanese media translate angel into flugel? Like I have seen it in at least 2 animes and its weird. At least the official version of last boss called them heavensborn or something similar
>>190915 I thought it was because you saw the intro about angels being orderfags taking out free will and thought it was based. But from little of what I watched from the show, they are not really orderly.
>>190997 Then I am going to drop my own Purgatory for the people that aren't really evil enough to go straight to hell because of one mistake. Like the teacher lady. One kill on a cheating husband and her demon worshiping home wrecker is good enough to make it to my afterlife.
>>190999 Oh god, that assumption is just...christ, there are demons in other media that are better organised. Heaven is just an embarrassment. A more benign embarrassment than Hell, but still.
>>190890 >you then have to figure out who you substitute for the characters there weren't cards for Yeah I know that’s going to be a real pain in the ass, even with the freedom of creating a whole original story for the setting >>190871 >Silent Hill Makes sense considering the actual tattoo card in the game being XXII (22) with the eye motif
I had a horrible idea. Offering chains to normies, but there are microtransactions for things like supplement use, body mods, warehouse, any non drop in origin and so on. Is my jumper evil for this?
>>191003 >microtransactions You are obviously shitposting, but let's be real - any amount of IRL currency is breadcrumbs for a real no shit powertrip isekai.
>>191004 Well, this is an idea for while my jumper is on a chain and offering to isekai other people someplace else. You know what, I think this might just end up like Alterworld. I recall the rich just buying better stats and gear anyway. Bad idea.
>>191007 NTA, but interesting. Thanks anon.
Tried playing Choice of Kung Fu for the jump and I must say that I was very underwhelmed.
>>191006 On the other hand in alterworld buying your godhood was a legitimate strategy.
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>>191010 Wait, no, Im wrong. Im thinking world seed.
>>191009 Agreed. Diabolical and choice if dragon were better. I wish fallen hero series would finish up
>>191010 >>191012 Wasn't that a trap that costs more than you should be able to get in gold, and also requires other super evil forms of payment that would piss off everyone including most of the gods?
>>191013 Wait, it says it's on sale. Is it not finished?
>>191010 In Alterworld you could buy anything except godhood. Although the greed ass hats would tax you on in game money earned and it didn't matter if you were a perma or irl player. Every gold coin had to be field for taxes. And property taxes were 10% value paid yearly with a 30% tax just to buy it.
>>190915 And yet, by making this jump, you have turned this place into Vivziepop Central. Not even I have been exempt from wasting time posting about this trash, I'm not coming at you from that angle.
>>191014 I recall an anon who knew about World Seed saying that, yeah.
Can the fairy godmother from shrek 2 be considered a hot milf?
>>191013 Path of martial arts was far better when I tried it out like a year go, but to be fair that one and choice are really the only cyoa stories I've ever read.
>>191006 Nta, but the TV show 'upload' has the concept of digital afterlifes that charge subscription fees and have tons of micro transactions for stuff like better food, media access, being able to partake in different hobbies and even different clothing, hairstyles and body modifications. At lower levels you even have to pay for the data plans of your capacity to think beyond a very small amount per month.
>>191009 Agreed, it also has like 0 replay value. I regret paying money for it
>>191019 I agree with other anon, for some reason I imagine her as being 2010 Meryl Streep
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>>191022 >all that EA style shit I'd rather just be dead.
>>191015 Its broken into multiple parts, the first two are for sale out of the planned 4
>>191024 Meryl Streep? You have shit taste, why not Gillian Anderson?
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Where I could get easy deployable castle? To be able to travel but also have home next to me. >>191019 Never thought about her in that way I must say.
>>190921 >Also Sir Pentious is into Rosie of all people. What? That's kind of hot. What?
>>191028 The Hero BBS demon castle can be summoned to you whenever you want IIRC.
>>191022 I wouldn't be that bad. Just pay for supplements and things like having the ability to combine jumps. More house rules style transactions, but you can keep the base of jumping for free. But it might not get very far.
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>>191027 Didn't even know who that was, and it just seemed pretty accurate
>>191028 DnD/pathfinder Instant Fortress >This metal cube is small, but when activated by speaking a command word it grows to form a tower 20 feet square and 30 feet high, with arrow slits on all sides and a crenellated battlement atop it. The metal walls extend 10 feet into the ground, rooting it to the spot and preventing it from being tipped over. The fortress has a small door that opens only at the command of the owner of the fortress—even knock spells can’t open the door. >The adamantine walls of instant fortress have 100 hit points and hardness 20. The fortress cannot be repaired except by a wish or a miracle, which restores 50 points of damage taken. >The fortress springs up in just 1 round, with the door facing the device’s owner. The door opens and closes instantly at his command. People and creatures nearby (except the owner) must be careful not to be caught by the fortress’s sudden growth. Anyone so caught takes 10d10 points of damage (Reflex DC 19 half). >The fortress is deactivated by speaking a command word (different from the one used to activate it). It cannot be deactivated unless it is empty. >Strong conjuration; CL 13th; Craft Wondrous Item, mage’s magnificent mansion; Price 55,000 gp.
>>191028 Dungeons and Dragons has those instant fortress things, you could probably modify that. Dragon Ball capsules could probably hold one
>>191028 Dnd has those, theres also that touken ranbou jump which has a castle outside of time, and the athfinder jump has castle options and a demiplane option you could mix
>>191035 Pathfinder*
>>191036 Isn't it both? Daern's Instant Fortress from the Dungeon Master's Guide
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>>191032 What do you mean you don't know the hottest GILF alive?
>>191034 I have priced modifying an Instant Fortress before. It is abut 1,375gp per 5 cubic ft to add onto it. If you laid the fortress sidways and added a second floor, you can get a two story cabin 40ft x 20ft long. Not a castle but still nice.
>>191038 Spazz, how many men has she been with to think all of them are the size of eggplants.
>>191033 I hate these RPGs that have mapped out absolutely everything. You have to consult a reference for every single aspect you get involved with in your writing. The nightmare of having to make your maladaptive daydreams in the Forgotten Realms align with the meticulous canon. Every hit point, every gold cost, every street name and cobblestone.
>>191003 >>191004 OTOH, if you're powerful enough to isekai normies, any amount of IRL currency is less than breadcrumbs to jumper. So yes, you're evil. And not cool evil. EA evil.
>>191040 She's an GILF, of course she had many men. And besides i am confident in my size.
>>191028 Castle Jumper in King Arthur if you place it in your Warehouse let's you summon it whenever you want. Personally I also like using the Fey and magic item options to further modify it for max quality and comfiness.
>>191041 I hate how it lists how to make magic items and then the DM wont let you. Like, I can make a 2,000gp ring of constant Cure Minor Wounds (+1HP per round), or a Cure Light Wounds Ring for 1d8+1 HP per round for just 8,000gp. But DMs keep saying healing items are not allowed because of balance.
>>191037 I was just fixing a spelling error but the pathfinder jump specifically has a demiplane
>>191040 Mine is too thick to be taken comfortably. It blows. I think the Romans were right about dick size.
>>191045 Nta, but the item creation rules specifically talk about how they're just tough guidelines, how it should be balanced with existing items and how you should listen to your dm.
>>191039 I mean gold's not a massive thing if you go outside of DnD, even in DnD isn't there an infinite gold path through that wall of iron spell? Or farming an Aurumvorax by having a golem flay it alive and then regenerate it with an item for infinite gold?
>>191031 Can we buy things with money earned on the chain?
>>191049 Even in D&D gold is rare. Most comes from looting dragons and old tombs. Many people will never get a single magical item unless they work for or are related to a wizard. You can be a farmer and raise rare crops for wizards.
>>191050 Only money they earned in jumps and at the end when picking their next jump. No buying with money given through jumpchain. So no All Star Superman infinite money options to get it all
>>191052 Fair enough, I know of ways to earn plenty of money via in jump means. I’d take such a chain, though I would wonder why the benefactor is doing microtransactions.
>>191049 >>191039 Following this, the pelt along is worth at a minimum 2000 gold, but could potentially be 15 to 20 thousand. And before the gods patched it (I think an edition changed things) if its corpse was incinerated, up to 200 pounds (91 kilograms) of gold could be left behind. I'm pretty sure it's 50 gold per pound of weight so if you only got 50kg from the corpse at a middle point thats still 110 pounds or 5k gold. So 7k gold average for the Aurumvorax corpse assuming 2k for the pelt. Resurrection requires a 1k gp diamond so you can do it 7 times per corpse. Or do the smart thing and mind flay a Deepspawn and use some mind fuckery to make it loyal to you before feeding it an Aurumvorax and just killing the endlessly spawned minions for infinite gold >>191051 I mean the suggestion was based on the premise that it was a jumper/PC adventurer not bum fuck Ted the farmer. So long as you can think even slightly out the box and have at least some starter method of gaining gold then it isn't rare in DnD. Again on the premise of a player character or average spellcaster
>>191053 It was mostly an idea of my jumper testing all it out before coming home and doing the Pact. He would be using the Gold Market from World Seed to be buying things for the would be mini jumpers.
>>191052 What'd stop me from going to Minecraft for Equivalent Exchange and making more gold than physically exists within the Earth every day? Or is it money in a nebulous fiat based currency form rather than materials wealth?
>>191056 I would get the Mob spawner and duplication perk. Them mass produce spawners and just make a giant zombie pigman farm for all the gold. If taken with Mo Creatures, there are some that drop each and every gem. So a pure diamond farm is a thing. >>191054 The only problem in old enchanting (if you ignore price) is the exp cost. I say that sucks so go Pathfinder to ignore it. But yeah, there are lots of ways to get money if you are smart. >requires a 1k gp diamond I always wondered about this. Is it a single giant diamond worth that or can it be several small diamonds worth that total?
>>191057 >duplication perk Angel City has a duplication shelf the only limit is how fast you can remove things from it
>>191057 I think it's based around the diamond quality, like how you can get a diamond tipped drill for like fuck all but the more carats you get for jewelers diamonds the more expensive they become. So it probably wouldn't be a massive diamond, more just a rare one.
>>191041 >Every hit point Hit points are gameplay abstractions you autistic Also you don't need to be so meticulous. Just use the R.A. Salvatore books as a general guide for how the mechanics translate to Watsonian phenomena
>>191058 NTA, but isn't Angel City sort of a death world? Not the kind of place you'd want to go to early chain.
>>191058 I like adding that to a Minecraft hopper for auto pulls. It would net 150 items per minute. Dupe the shelf and you can now mass produce duplication shelves. I have an excel document that shows just how useful such a thing would be. Toss in the ever expanding treasure vault from The Mummy Trilogy and you can get a grand show of rivers of precious gold and gems flowing into large piles. At a certain point I have no idea what I would do with all the gems and money, but yeah >>191061 I do not know how dangerous, but I think it is a dream world and those are dangerous to my mind. Cthulhu Save The World has another item duplication chest. Anything inside it multiplies by x4 each year it is left unopened. Or you can hit up X-Men Evolution, the body duplication perk has a built in item duper built it.
>>191060 >R.A. Salvatore books His drow milk doesn't taste like mushrooms. Not approved.
>>191061 I mean maybe? I know fuck all about City of Angles (not Angel City that was my mistake). Given pretty normal people survive there and you get the bonus of actual perks, items and whatever you bring with you I'm gonna say early chain could survive it. >>191062 The hopper idea isn't too bad, you can also scale it given there's a duplication perk in the Rust jump and just make a second shelf then dupe the second shelf with the first one. I'm still partial to Minecraft EE and making condenser flowers given the sheer speed of them with no further setup. Although using both at the same time seems to be the smart idea given just how much mass you can fit into minecraft chests.
>>191049 Nta but gold price is just a game play thing, in setting it represents actual valuable materials, which you could potentially struggle to buy. Like an instant fortress is made from Adamantine, I imagine it would be super difficult to get a castle worth of adamantine even if you can technically afford he market price
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>>191060 >Hit points are gameplay abstractions you autistic I always thought of it as a mix of life and fatigue. Like you get very worn out fighting and just cant keep it up anymore. >Also you don't need to be so meticulous. Just use the R.A. Salvatore books as a general guide for how the mechanics translate to Watsonian phenomena His drow were weird. Like he makes it seem like an easy time to survive in a drow city and then other characters are acting scared of drow. >>191065 >how much mass you can fit into minecraft chests. I don't know too many mods, but just having this much from a duper would be great. Normal double chest >3,456 cubic meters With Shulkers >93,312 cubic meters Diamond chests from mods >6,912 cubic meters Diamond with shulkers >186,624 cubic meters So I will math the Shelf/Hopper idea >150 items per minute >9,000 hour >216,000 day
>>191060 The outmoded concept of drow seeing in the infrared spectrum instead of standard darkvision is too openly nonsensical (their own body heat would blind them) and there is no Watsonian explanation for their city's infrared clock tower still being used when the new vision mechanics are retconned in via cosmic physics rewrites. His take on mindflayers is also really underwhelming.
>>191066 Nta, but I do like the image of the gold flowing together and forming the item as the enchantments are cast. >I imagine it would be super difficult to get a castle worth of adamantine Several of the 5e books have Adamantine listed as 100 gp per pound. So maybe it is a specialty shop thing.
>>191068 >His take on mindflayers is also really underwhelming. That they just lay around and plot. Then order slaves to remodel their house? Or the part where they got killed by a magical cat because they were killed astral projecting.
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>>191067 >Like he makes it seem like an easy time to survive in a drow city I would say it was super easy in his older books. PoV characters mostly just were increddibly swole. IDK how his recent stuff is. If you go even deeper - bery, very old drow lore is harsher, but also runs into the typical ye olde worldbuilding issue of "how exactly they haven't yet all killed themself, these fucks supposedly lasted for millenia".
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>>191028 Pathfinder has Colossi. A Wood Colossus can turn into a manor, a Stone Colossus can turn into a small fort.
>>191071 I like the baby fighting pits of old lore. But as he wrote it, it is mostly a mafia city with each family doing their own hings and territory. They are free to wander in and out to shop and so on. And even merchants from other cities and races are allowed to come sell in the market. The old lore would have non of that shit. Everyone would have been killed and looted before getting close enough to see the drow.
>>191070 The magical cat bit. The Elder Brain just letting someone walk up to it and Smash it. This one isn't his fault but they really don't work as eusocial creatures. Their food source is far too precious for them to live in colonies and also be what they need to reproduce, let alone constantly get reappropriated in experiments and minion creation. It just doesn't hold together at all. Ed Greenwood was right that they should be solitary masterminds infiltrating surface societies and viewing each other as hated rivals whenever their schemes get entangled.
>>191067 >I always thought of it as a mix of life and fatigue. Like you get very worn out fighting and just cant keep it up anymore. The more mythical, outright supernatural character is, the more I play up inhuman vigor. Con 10 Rogue has no businesses walking around with a hole in their chest tho, at any level. ...Unless they are under some sort of a buff like Greater False life or whatsnot.
Did we get any news on the Arknights jump?
>>191074 I hear you. IIRC the nearby planet is all mind flayers, but they grow clones in a Matrix. it is fast, lets the bodies have lives in the Matrix, the brains grow for flavor and such. It was a great set up for them. Then Atropus showed up and killed the planet. But in a fantasy world I see them like vampires. Only small groups would work due to food needs.
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>>191071 *wouldn't
>>191072 That's just Fantasy Fortress Maximus
Does anyone else is having problems with google docs?
>>191080 Works on my end.
>>191080 Did it update? It’s working on my devices.
>>191069 I don't doubt that there is a market for it, I am just saying there probably just isn't enough around for someone who's ordering tons of the stuff to make walls for his castle out of it, when it's typically used for like weapons and armor at most. Like you probably need to track down a bunch of suppliers and mines and the like to make deals.
>>191077 Yeah, small conclaves are fine, they'd just really need that Matrix racket for colonies to work. I think different writers just stacked too much on them. The race of evil geniuses, the Xenomorph ripoff, the factory farming parable. The overlap is messy and self-sabotaging, but we're stuck with it.
>>191066 You will probably have to make a trip to the Elemental Plane of Earth to mine what you need.
>>191084 And don't forget that they all want to be in charge, but also won't step up because then they get blamed for failure
>>191085 Is that survivable? Like does it have oxygen? Or voids in the earth like caverns?
>>190982 It was you that wanted the updated Demon King Jump, right?
>>191022 so...second life?
>>191087 You need an Earth Breathing spell. Just as if you were in the Water Plane you need water breathing. They have caves and such and several cities for trade. Oh, and a spell to move through dirt and stone. But there are wizard mining companies that make trips for materials
>>191088 It's at least a few differant people. Ric said something about it before IIRC, and I was the last one to poke at you about it but that was the only time I ever did.
>>191091 Give me 1 of the light novels to read which I might extrapolate what to change. I'm in the the throws of psychosis, and the nails are biting. I was looking through my Jumps, and some of them bother me. I promise nothing. https://youtu.be/PBCGIogTWv0?si=R7C8FehENQ0HkEZo
>>191022 This is so retarded but I can imagine some corpo justifying it as human nature or something.
>>191094 Nta, but the corpus have the MC killed because he created a much cheaper and easier to customize and use afterlife .Then had him digitized to extract his memories.
>>191095 The invisible hand of the free market in action.
Do we have a divinity original sin jump?
>>191097 You know coming from reddit I would have thought you would at least know how to search their drive trawlers that map all the public drives.
>>191090 me In older editions there were rings created to survive and move through each elemental plane. So they had built in means to make trading much easier.
In Rope Master/Nawashi what kind of powers might Bound Princess give a girl with a harem/cuckquean obsession?
I know exceedingly little of Elden Ring and I have very little desire to go to any FromSoftware world barring Sekiro since I think it's the least fucked but I have seen this goat waifu posted here semi-recently on and off and she's sparked something in me so i'm in need of some jumps to make her in though I haven't decided on what her "deal" should be yet, whether she will be a demon my Jumper will form a contract with to be like a summon or a higher though probably still demonic being my jumper makes a contract with for powers.
>>190967 And I shall now steal all of these for myself. I may or may not make them, but I'm at least recording them down. All according to my ingenious scheme! If you do make them yourself, though, that'd be hype as fuck, so here's hoping you do it. >>191002 >creating a whole original story Let me give it a shot. Ahem: >Emerald Galaxy: Ghoti, Graydle, Alien, Ursartic, Drytron, & Kozmo In a galaxy of wonders and horrors beyond one's wildest dreams, a young woman finds herself pulled into a kozmic struggle against an empire born from fear and deception, ruled by a wizard driven mad by the power he once only pretended to claim. There's no place like home, but home seems so far, far away... Idea would be that, faced with the threat of Alien invaders and the horror of the Graydle, Ozpatine came to power and forged an empire, and in the process gained mystical power that drove him, previously just a showman in way over his head, mad. Maybe have it so that, previously, the threats to the Galaxy were handled by the Ursartic and Dryton, created by the previous royal family (Ozma's family), but the hidden horror of the Graydle crossed the line. Thinking on it, to keep with the Jedi theme of being keepers of the peace, you could have them being built to ward off predatory Ghoti and then being reconfigured for war with the Alien invasion. Oh, actually, maybe throw in the B.E.S. archetype as well for extra sci-fi theming? Maybe B.E.S., Aliens, and Graydle were the equivalent of the Confederacy/Nome King who got crushed by the rise of the Emerald Empire.
>>191088 >It was you that wanted the updated Demon King Jump, right? That was years ago. >>190992 I have only read the second one and although I really liked the cast, the plot went off the rails in the middle and the author clearly didn't know what the fuck to do. Ending was also super lame. >>190991 Because you touch yourself at night >>190989 Hi Batsu >>190983 >>190984 >>190986 >>190987 >>190988 >wake up >eat breakfast >take meds >pass out on my laptop for a few hours >wake up again Life in your 30s only gets worse and worse
>>191104 No, you said something threads ago. I am not reading all the light novels. Elaborate what's wrong from the anime to LN, or direct me to 1 LN for context.
>>191106 >threads ago Then you got the wrong guy. Haven't talked about color wars in months if not years
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Guys I'm finished...
>>191108 RIP. Have your family livestream your funeral.
>>191107 Threads ago, months ago. Same thing.
>>191104 >I have only read the second one and although I really liked the cast, the plot went off the rails in the middle and the author clearly didn't know what the fuck to do. Would you suggest the anime then? I heard it got an original ending since the manga only had like 20 chapters when it was made.
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>>191109 I've failed everyone I love. I have to Kermit sudoku
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Can Usagi solo your favorite verse?
>>191107 4 months >>86588
>>191115 Until the moment she took on the literal creator god of said setting (maybe even then???) yes, but she wouldn't want to. The locals have things well in hand and most of them are small and cute.
>>191108 lol lmao, even Seriously tho. You got me at the wrong time by quite a bit, I simply don't care enough about the ip to even remember the details. quick memory lane I read the novels around the same time I checked the horizon in the middle of nowhere, iirc the final novel is the beta friend writing the LN itself because akuto and co decided to fuck off. also the anime had one world restart at the end but pretty sure the novels had twice more along the way. >>191111 Its technically not a different ending, but rather the anime skips a few chapters and ends with the aftermath of the empress battle which is a somewhat decent point to end things. The manga continues with some lame ass arc, then a weapon battle with another school (which makes less than zero sense), mc's incomplete training arc with moth loli and some loredrop about his past. Then he decides to fuck off and the first girl (oni mask) decides to drop everything and follow him, the others more or less accept defeat romantically but intercept them to follow anyway. IIRC the anime butched the best part of the early fights which was that all sword techniques were basically dressed up real sword techniques making it feel somewhat grounded until the bear fight. ehh... probably wouldn't recommend it. characters are good, initial set up was good, most backgrounds and motivations feel grounded enough, everything else falls apart.
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>>191118 Ric I don't think you meant to reply to me
>>191110 >>191116 >>191118 >>191119 Oops, wrong reply. Anyway hi Pyscho
>>191120 Hi Ric
>>191112 Post the puzzle so we can check your work.
How do you keep things interesting if both you and a companion have the same builds? For example, say you have a tech build and a mad scientist waifu companion. If a jump has very limited tech or science options, wouldn't you both end up with similar, if not identical, purchases?
>>191119 Is this the femboy you self insert as?
>>191121 anyway, I doubt anyone gives a shit about daimaou so chill >>191122 I'm a deranged, mentally ill freak and I need a job
>>191126 Any remote jobs you could apply for?
>>191126 Same nigga
>>190807 If it helps, Time Thief, S-Force, :P, and PSY-Frame, and Live*Twin/Evil*Twin all seem to happen in the same world based on Trap/Spell art.
>>191124 You express the results in different ways because you likely at least have different thought processes if not slightly different goals. Kind of like how people tend to have different ideas of what they'd do with the fuckton of money from winning the lottery because they have different ideas of what constitutes a nice car/house/etc. supposing they choose the usual luxuries.
Some days I wish Yakub never invented me
>>191132 Nah Muslims believe you become white in heaven
>>191124 Dunno, never had that problem. Always pick my companions so we cover different niches. They're my RPG party first, waifus second.
>>191128 Deranged mentally ill freak friend... >>191127 Honestly I'd rather get a gig in some warehouse.
>>191125 He's literally me except I'm not gay
>>191138 >except I'm not gay
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>>191138 >I'm not gay Lying is bad, mh
>>191127 Most of those ask for college degrees, and Ric got his revoked.
>>191142 Call centers don't.
>>191143 They sent most of those to India.
>>191144 Most isn't all, while it isn't brazil which is where Ric is I think, there are still loads in my country plus there are ones you can apply for regardless of where you are in the world. That reminds me actually... >>191140 Have you thought about being a onlyfans technician? Unironically those jobs come up pretty frequently and are remote as well.
>>191145 Ric is based in Peru.
>>191145 >onlyfans technician Actually that doesn't sound half bad May check more about it
>>190967 I get Argostars, F.A., U.A., and Gold Pride, but what do Cyber Angels have to do with sports?
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What was the name of that Pokemon Snap clone that got a jump?
>>191103 That's a damn good original story to make a jump a jump off of, open ended enough to leave room for a jumper to have their own adventures or get involved with the main plot. >Oh, actually, maybe throw in the B.E.S. archetype as well for extra sci-fi theming? Considering the lack of other space ship archetypes that are not Konami shump related (we got a good handful of individual ship monsters though). I don’t see why not. The B.E.S in its own Gradius universe is known as the Bacterian empire with its own armada. Maybe in this incarnation, they’re either aimless relics of the past space warfare era that the wander space, ready to be captured by either the rebels or by the empire to retrofit further...provided that they can disengage its defenses. Even if I still plan on using them in a Konami-refrence only Duel Monsters jump idea with the last stand of the various Gradius ships & the B.E.S duking it out near a planet in a last ditch effort to find the Konami Code (& wipe the other side once & for all) on planet Parodius while the other non shump Konami Monsters have their intertwined adventures that leads to them joining in on the hunt for the code as well. >>191129 I did notice (Thanks Master Duel), which is why when I made the other post containing the combinations of archetypes + story synopsis to make into a possible jump, I deliberately excluded all of the current intertwined archetypes with their own mini stories from the mix even if several of them could work wonderfully with the existing ideas I had in mind. Adding the likes of Time Theif, S-Force & many others from that storyline would be wonderful for the "Around the World in 80 Missions" concept but since they already have their own thing going on, I thought it was best to give others more spotlight.
>>191150 nta, but they seem like they're somewhere between figure skating and ballet with a bit of rhythmic gymnastics before you get to their ritual summons.
>>191148 That sounds like a scam
>>191154 Fair point, i've never looked super hard into it but the jobs have come up a fair bit when I was looking for jobs in the past.
>>191150 >>191153 nailed it. Wouldn't consider them otherwise although they could also work as overseers & maybe patrons to the Argostars who asked for permission to set up everything before it blossomed into the galactic competition it is now
>>191155 Where they get you is with the contracts details, info, and actually getting paid.
>>191154 >>191155 (me) From quickly looking into to it yeah that chatter link from earlier didn't seem right money wise, according to this https://www.reddit.com/r/buhaydigital/comments/157sehj/onlyfans_chatter_101_a_quick_rundown_of_this/ the pay is considerably less than that.
I didn't know today was the Jumpchain job fair
>>191152 Agreed. Going back on my earlier thought of combining the roles of Han Solo and Princess Leia for Tipp/Princess Ozma, the rebellion here could be led by a dashing space pirate who is secretly the last remaining member of the original royal family. Maybe throw in some Wicked references with the Dark Lady being the Wizard/Emperor's daughter (which, given that she is the Darth Vader to Dorothy's Luke, would make the plot Dorothy Skywalker facing off with her evil, galaxy ruling family). >spoiler I'd love to see that, too. Really, I'd love to see more Duel Monsters lore jumps in general, since I like the idea of combining them all into one world guided/ruled by Jumper using the kingdom from the Bronze Age Collapse jump. Create a federation from World Legacy and unite countless different cultures and peoples into it, so that in future settings, when Jumper interacts with those places, they experience a mix of all these different groups blended together under Jumper. >>191153 >>191157 Fair enough. Given their divine/angelic theme, you could also use the reasoning that they are behind the advanced magi/divine tech all these different sports run on.
>>191160 Not every anon can be loaded and set for life like the namefags ok
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>>191162 Wait, namefags can be loaded?
>>191151 New Pokemon Snap
>>191164 Nah I don't think it was Pokemon related beyond it being a spiritual successor to Pokemon Snap.
>>191151 Shame this turned into brapfaggotry at the last second.
>>191162 I'm...I'm set for life? Where's my money?
>>191165 Have you considered looking in the Pokemon folder?
>>191145 Brazil still has lots of call centers, and they have most of their staff in home office. The indians may know enough english to steal american jobs but I don't think they know portuguese. Better than minimun salary too, if you're bilingual, even if you don't apply yourself too much. Many call centers also have to offer 24h service,so you can get an evening shift or midnight shift. More money for less work. I work home office for a brazillian call center in the night shift, mostly responding e-mails and keeping an eye in case we ever got a bilingual call. Honestly, my actual workload is like an hour and wiggling the mouse every two minutes so the screen doesn't block. I spend most of my time here, reading books or watching youtube.
>>191166 I.. I didn't notice that. That's bummed me out big time.
>>191163 It's not like full time jumpmaking pays enough to get by.
>>191168 It isn't a Pokemon jump.
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>>191167 You must have cashed out your jumpmaker 401k already.
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>>191175 Noooo....I dreamed it all away...
>>191169 Anão tu é brasileiro?
>>191163 You, Shard, Heavens, Quicksilver, 9anon,
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Outta nowhere I see there's a new GT volume out. As I feared, it was shit.
>>191181 Make your own AU/OC/Fanfic/Joke jump for ToAru like Psycho did for JJK. You can make it as cool and as based as you want.
>>191102 Try Old Gods of Appalachia, it has one of the best power buy ins for Companions I've seen.
>>191183 NTA but what? I read it but I didn't see much in it, possibly because I'm not familiar with the IP
>>191184 You can buy companions extremely cheaply, and you can make them a dimension traveling god for their budget and still have points left over.
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>>191182 I doubt I can make it shittier than the current state >good chunk of the vol is just a chase around AC >accel literally stays in hospital bed unable to be healed by magic or science until LO tells him that Touma is waiting for him >homolust literally revives him >more chase >everyone jobs >coronzon thinks god is evil because she couldn't surpass her own nature >everyone in the magic side was ready to nuke AC if touma failed >he almost fails but misaki does a solid by shutting down his sense of pain >touma wins by killing coronzon (and aleister) and everyone is happy >except hamashit >this wasn’t justice, there’s no such thing as absolute justice, justice only exists on the side of the majority! >there’s no such thing as happiness in this world, happiness is nothing more than a power that humans fought for through bloody battles >flowers aren’t beautiful at all, they’re just filthy things that have taken root and sprouted all over the soil, covered in the putrid stench of the air or the breath of others >the sun is not some benevolent radiance, it’s merely a a collection of dangerous thermonuclear particles >hama decides that he's in his emo phase and decides to use his ai waifu to overturn the world >aleister got kicked out of hell
>>190967 >Dreamlands You know, thinking some more on this, I find it funny how the two girls are unknowingly caught up in something far beyond them. Going by Master Duel, there's a Dream Ruler who's deliberately guiding and manipulating dreams and events, the angel and demon advising Vaalmonia both have their own ambitions, the Entities are versions of the horrors from Lovecraft, whose influence spawned the Umbral Horrors, and meanwhile, while Nemleria is dreaming, a magical pendant placed upon her is ensuring the whole world gets twisted into sweets. Oh, actually, thinking on it, that could be a good story idea. The angel wants to push Vaalmonica to summon a heathen angel whose melody will plunge everyone into sleep, leading to the real world becoming a world of chaotic dreams. Meanwhile, the dragon the demon wants to summon could be inspired by/connected to the benevolent starry dragon (who smites demons, but given the Vaalmonica lore explicitly states Dimonno is a honest, reliable, if serious, she's probably not one of said demons), and his roar will wake everyone up, saving the world. The Dream Ruler wants everyone to fall to sleep so it can gain control of their hearts, and the Entities want the world to succumb to dreams so they can escape into the physical world. The good dreams, Starry Knights, and Dimonno want to help the children wake up and escape.
>>191179 Eu sou. Você também? E anão é tua mãe.
>>191186 No i'm saying you should make it better than the canon shit. Hell make it a crossover with DxD or something so you can unfuck that as well.
>>191186 To aru sounds neat in theory, but in practice I dropped it after reading 3 volumes and everything I've heard of it since has only justified that. Railgun was pretty neat though.
>>191186 Updoot never ever?
>>191188 Rapaz, nem imaginava que ia ter brasileiro fã de jumpchain. Como tu veio parar aqui?
>>191192 >>191188 Have you guys ever watched El Cazador De La Bruja or Michiko & Hatchin?
>>191186 >aleister got kicked out of hell Based degenerate.
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>>191190 There are some arcs that are funny but that's about it. Most of it reads like good ideas, good characters, lots of wasted potential because the author hates changing the status quo - something that only has been changing lately in GT but feels extremely out of place. >>191192 >>191188 Pare de falar em brasileiro. Não entendo nada do que você diz. >>191189 >DxD Are you trying to give me another stroke?
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>>191193 Brazillian anime is this:
>>191186 >With Isabella Theism, there was little meaning in debating whether she was a good or bad person. The meaning of justice changed depending on your viewpoint and her opinion was technically correct if all you wanted to do was keep the United Kingdom safe. Of course, that was setting aside the question of if the British people would permit a peace built on other’s deaths. Also their biggest mistake is thinking British people would care about people dying.
>>191195 >Are you trying to give me another stroke? Maybe not the type your thinking of no but I unironically think you could pull an Edo Era style jump for either of those settings and make something good out of them.
>>191196 No Brazillian anime is the Metal Heroes series.
>>191196 Jump do chapolin colorado/Chaves?
>>191199 >Metal Heroes series. Actually Ultraman and Spectreman were more popular here. We brazillians do loved Tokusatsu
>>191200 Rapaz se duvidar eu faço. Já tá tudo planejado aqui, só falta a vontade.
>>191163 You didn't know? Namefags are either heirs to multi-million dollar assets or full-time autists coasting on welfare and NEETbux. There is no in-between.
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>>191194 >>191197 There are no bri'ish "people" there are only britbongs and one should treat them like the subhuman scum they are >>191194 Anna and CRC decided to fight out in Hell to make it livable since touma is going to end in there sooner or later and Aleister is not allowed to fuck shit up until then >>191191 Over my dead body >>191198 >Edo Era what dis?
>>191204 >what dis? Psycho's OC/Joke JJK jump.
>>191192 Fui pra /tg/ pra aprender mais sobre RPGs fore do Brasil, eventualmente comecei a ler quests e jogar CYOAs e acabei parando aqui. Jumpchain ajudou quando os meus grupos de RPG se desfizeram. But lets stop talking in portuguese, moderation doesn't like that kind of thing for too long. How about you, how did you get on Jumpchain? >>191193 Nope. >>191195 I can do spanish, french or italian if you want. My german and japanese are, unfortunately, not good enough to sustain a conversation. >>191201 Juspion and Jiraiya were big for a time. And I remember loving Winspector, with the robot that had a wheel in the chest. >>191200 >>191202 If Spazz doesn't, I'll get there eventually. Though I have no real idea on what to do.
>>191206 After reading the RIFTS fic from cliffc i discovered his jumpchain work, which made me discover jumpchain. I also watched Jiraya and Jaspion too a lot when i was a child.
>>191204 I wanna be a magic god already.
>>191206 >>191202 Funnily enough I started watching Chapolin again recently, so I do have some vague idea of how things could go in a jump. The hardest part would be balancing the villains stuff tho.
>>191208 Why would you want to be a magic jobber?
>>191210 he wants a hand job from a school boy
>>191205 Too much work I can do 12 pages in a few months, maybe >>191206 I can speak spanish too. probably >>191208 why tho?
>>191211 Gotta specifiy which school boy and which hand.
>>191212 >I can do 12 pages in a few months, maybe That would already be twice as good as anything DxD or ToAru has put out recently so i'd still be up to see that from you. Though maybe this would be the perfect excuse to re-spark things with Psycho, get that puppy to do most of the work.
>>191210 They just keep winning tho.
>>191212 Girthy power levels
>>191218 Would you prefer girthy power levels or long power levels?
Can your jumper defeat Nega-Jumper, who is just jumper with a 90s evil edge to them?
>>191220 Yes. Because Nega-Jumper is a loner who doesn't understand the power of Love and Firendship. And by that I mean Jumper has stronger companions, with whom he has shared perks.
>>191115 Probably! At her peak there’s not much that can be done to stop her, and the Silver Crystal’s nature means it’s gonna bypass the few types of hax that might let the locals scrape out a win. That being said, the overarching cosmic forces that could actually challenge her aren’t actively hostile or malevolent, so I don’t see her picking a fight with them. Human Order probably does get retcon’d out of existence in whatever Tree of Time she’s in though.
Going to sleep. Good night guys.
>>191223 G'night.
>>190831 I know that's true in the main-line comics and YJ, but is it true in the DCAU too?
Do we have any jumps with characters played by Tom Cruise?
>>191228 Edge of Tomorrow
>>191228 There is an Oblivion jump I think. And Top Gun too? Not sure which community they're from though
>>191228 I'm pretty sure we have jumps for The Mummy and Mission Impossible, right?
>>191231 >The Mummy The Brendan Fraser ones. >Mission Impossible Don't think so.
>>191228 >pic on one hand, he has photo proof, on the other...what the fuck?
also why did the thread suddenly slow down and people stopped posting, are you guys okay
>>191235 I'm angry
>>191180 >9anon >Loaded I wish.
>>191235 I might have a jerb as a janitor soon. Which is a step up from NEET.
>>191239 >janitor Are you doing it for free?
>>190754 The Time Piercing Sword from SAO Alicization.
>>191240 Thankfully no.
>>191235 Insufficient Ganon Posting.
>Rater202 Boruto jump >Its exactly what I expect Guess I'll make a Naruto chain.
>>191235 It's past midnight in E*rope.
>>191246 >Its exactly what I expect What did you expect? I was expecting 20 retarded freebies that completely invalidate the conflicts of the setting for no reason and, surprisingly, didn't get that. Didn't bother to read further, just assumed it was typical SB fare.
>>191235 At work, would be free if not due to holiday
>>191186 >>there’s no such thing as happiness in this world, happiness is nothing more than a power that humans fought for through bloody battles >>flowers aren’t beautiful at all, they’re just filthy things that have taken root and sprouted all over the soil, covered in the putrid stench of the air or the breath of others >>the sun is not some benevolent radiance, it’s merely a a collection of dangerous thermonuclear particles CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL
>>191249 I didn't know today was a holiday.
>>191248 It is exactly what I expected of a Rater202 jump and find it suitable.
>>191237 I'm sorry, why? >>191239 Congrats on potential employment. Not sure if I could manage being a janitor, other people's poo smell makes me wanna vomit. >>191244 who is ganon >>191247 who even lives there?
>>191253 HDManon.
>>191246 >someone made a boruto jump before the takei's journey jump sad, I'm sad also who is rater, is that the guy who made Halo/Independence Day?
>>191249 There's a holiday today? But my birthday is tomorrow.
>>191253 >who even lives there? I do.
>>191246 I unironically think reddit's Otsutsuki jump is better, because at least it's honest
>>191255 He made the Marvel Symbiote and D&D Underdark jumps with 20 freebies.
>>191251 >>191256 The deligtful holiday of....OVERTIME!
>>191257 go to bed
>>191253 >who is ganon Either a big green ginger who doesn't have the decency to lay down and die or a homosexual in post apocayptic doctor in Nevada. >>191255 His jumps are, quality wise unbalanced and wanky as hell but no. I use them though.
>>191261 Can't until Nightshift is over.
>>191257 How are you planning to get past the internet ban?
>>191253 >who is ganon
>>191253 >who is ganon An old jumpmaker, he called himself I Ganon like a caveman.
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>>191259 oh, so it's reddit-tier slop still My best chance for cat wife is to wait for TJ.
>>191262 >post-apocalyptic doctor in Nevada You are thinking of Gannon. >big green ginger That is Ganondorf, actually. Ganon, no "dorf," is usually a big blue pig man, but sometimes a dark green pig man and one time he was just a giant pig-shaped cloud of pure seethe.
>>191262 >pic What, is that?
>No, it's not. That is a personal opinion based on you personally don't like OC content in jumps. Cliff here with the hot takes like 'there is nothing wrong with putting stuff that has nothing to do with a setting in a jump'.
>>191270 Ganon.
>>191270 Mass Effect Reapers genociding Madoka Incubators.
>>191271 I mean, it depends on the setting. Like in MHA, Worm or JJK jump offering an OC power on theme or a trpg having some OC magic item. But I assume he is defending fanfic stuff?
I hate Mordecai and his red bird girlfriend
>>191275 Fuck you, Bloodwing was awesome.
>>191275 Maybe this is a hot take but I think Regular Show was better than Adventure Time
>>191267 >cat wife Part of me wonders if her parents were even involved in the ninja war because both of them are hella chill. Anime-only squads for that era in general are honestly fun, even if their presence basically takes Metal's group off the table entirely because Iwabe can't carry the team's character and science has to job even though it's clearly winning elsewhere.
>>191268 >You are thinking of Gannon. Wasn’t he a police officer in LA?
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>>191276 Who? >>191277 Well, Adventure Time was originally good and then the creator got replaced with women who wanted to cuck the MC and make him suffer for the crime of being a happy and ambitious young man, whereas Regular Show was always good but the creator is a retarded loser simp and so his obvious self insert is the worst character in the show
>>191271 The entire point of (non-OC) jumps is to represent existing IPs. Also, funny cliff would say that as though he doesn't incessantly whine about mandatory drawbacks and "red"-/"black"-tier ones, opposition to which is also personal opinion.
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>>191281 >Who? One of many people who got got by Borderlands and its tradition for grimderp.
>>191279 Bill Gannon could be an ancestor of Arcade Gannon, maybe? >>191284 Oh hey, that guy's still making stuff.
>>191281 Finn was simping for the pink princess from episode one tho.
>>191285 I'll never forgive Jack.
>>191288 The fact that that bitch pretended to be sixteen just to manipulate a young child was annoying
>>191287 Considering they don't seem to be very concerned, probably to a purely superficial extent.
>>191235 As the saying goes, when one is well-fed and warm, lust arises.
>>191291 Incubators canonically don't have emotions
>>191288 Finn was 12 years old. Mordecai is 24
>>191290 sometimes I wonder if the writers were aware of how fucking garbage they made their characters
>>191294 Fair enough, both of the protagonists of Regular Show are kinda shitters.
>>191295 Gonna be honest, I was expecting Finn to never settle down the entire time the series was running. The guy was literally a classical hero type and those never really settle down.
>>191288 Eh, in those episodes the fact that she was kinda evil and retarded was part of the joke.
>>191293 I thought it was stated that they don't have emotions by default, but individuals can with it being considered a mental illness?
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>>191295 These bubblegum bitches are always evil >>191296 Rigby went back to school and got his life together. Mordecai stayed the same loser all the way through
>>191297 Although him getting turned into a baby and getting put in the care of his genderbent fanfic alternate self was unexpected
>>191300 NTA, but I think it's nice that Mordecai decided to stop desperately trying to find someone and focus on himself
>>191259 nta but honestly I like the D&D drow jump. Or is there an underdark jump separate from the drow jump?
>>191301 Baby Finn is from an alternate dimension. A baby dimension.
>>191304 Well. I apparently don't remember what happened in that episode. Neat
>>191291 Yeah, that's one of their gimmicks, they die, but it's not problem.
>>191235 I'm between working on Bayo and playing Cyberpunk.
>>191300 Please, we say, "pink always betray". >pic I remember this chapter, it was one of the moment where things started to become really, really trash. Annoying pieces of shit will defend it and the war to this day.
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>>191281 which character was the obvious self insert? I hardly remember Regular Show. >>191290 Wasn't the first episode about how she was a mad scientist that started a zombie apocalypse for basically no reason? I'm not sure why manipulating Finn somehow makes her worse than she already was. >>191300 >These bubblegum bitches are always evil Not always, pic related for example
>>191259 >D&D Underdark Interesting concept. >20 freebies That's... a lot of freebies. Obviously I could play the asshole and say, it's normal because origins have 2 or 4 freebies and across mulltiple it could reach 20 easily, but it's certainly not what you meant.
So in D&D is divine magic or sorcery more based on the caster's willpower?
>>191309 >Wasn't the first episode about how she was a mad scientist that started a zombie apocalypse for basically no reason? Basically, yeah. She's basically the absolute worst person in every single appearance she ever had.
>>191308 >Please, we say, "pink always betray". Pop Step from MHA and Honoka from Dead or Alive seem alright. Chibi-Usa from Sailor Moon (when she's not in her much hotter evil form) is also good.
>>191313 Bro just isn't old enough to know the good memes. From somewhere else.
>>191310 nta but iirc there's a couple of freebie general perks but, and it's been a while since I looked, I'm pretty sure more than a few of them require you to pay CP to keep them past the jump.
The Sakura Hall of Anal Devastation was a hoot.
>>191315 >I'm pretty sure more than a few of them require you to pay CP to keep them past the jump. Oh boy.
>>191281 >Well, Adventure Time was originally good and then the creator got replaced with women who wanted to cuck the MC and make him suffer for the crime of being a happy and ambitious young man, The seethe continues, lmao.
>>191318 People are still seething about AoT, Naruto, and Bleach, and for good reason.
Will pink bitches become loyal if you dye their hair?
>>191321 So many copies!
Fire Emblem pink hair waifus are good.
>>191323 ... ... No.
>>191309 >mad scientist that started a zombie apocalypse for basically no reason? In fairness, she was trying to cure death unless I'm misremembering.
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>>191326 No Sire.
>>191303 >>191310 They're linked here >>191269
>>191316 It's quite possibly the most glorious museum of shipper asspain on the internet. The sequel is pretty hilarious too. But I think you need the Wayback Machine to see it since it was reported into oblivion by asshurt IchiRuki shippers.
>>191285 I’m still reeling from the whiplash of Borderlands going from it’s grimderp ooh-rah testosterone heavy don’t give a fuck beginnings, to featuring influencers as the main villains, to now trying to be Destiny at a time when Destiny is fucking dying. How did it get this bad, and how much of it really was just Anthony Burch’s fault?
>>191332 I just retarded. *look at underdark* The FUCK?
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>>191333 >I just retarded.
>>191315 Well before getting to the free perks we get a +400 CP for buying general Perks. For true free perks we have: >Beauty with perfect appearance upkeep >An "always stay you" Perk. >Confidence to dress slutty. It takes a quarter of a page to explain this. >One class level. >Elven patience and perfect memory applied retroactively. (100 to keep) >Immunity to poison and disease. Also radiation, in case you want to go to that one part of the Para-Elemental Plane of Dust that's radioactive I suppose. (100 to keep) >Increased healing speed, ability to cut off pain, and no scaring. (100 to keep) >Death no longer ends your chain as long as you're alive at the end of the jump, and you are immune to negative effects from afterlives and resurrection. (100 to keep) So anon is full of shit. There's only four really free Perks and if anything they're too weak to be worth reading. (Seriously, a quarter of a page explaining how you have the confidence to show off some skin.) Not good by any means, with symptoms of SB style shoving in bread and butter effects they want instead of things that fit the setting, but honestly nothing that would really raise eyebrows here except the death not ending your chain one.
>>191325 iirc she mentions in the episode that it was actually the second time she'd accidentally started a zombie apocalyse.
>>191335 The radiation thing sort of makes sense tbh, the Underdark is lousy with weird magical radiation in the forgotten realms.
>>191325 >cure death A noblre goal, the Bachelor would be proud. If there wasn't any zombies.
>>191335 It's still eight freebies. The Symbiotes jump, on the other hand, has 15. So a slight exaggeration.
>>191335 >but honestly nothing that would really raise eyebrows here except the death not ending your chain one. While I can agree that the cost for that is probably too cheap I feel it sort of fits the setting, in the forgotten realms death is super cheap and resurrection is something that is fairly readily available to anyone with money. If any jump was going to have a perk that let you not chain fail so long as you were resurrected before jump end it'd be one set in the FR.
>>191335 >>191340 Also, each origin has two freebies from its perkline, and it's kind of silly not to count the general perk stipend as if that's something that would be tolerated here.
>>191340 nta but it's more like 3. Perks you don't keep shouldn't be counted and a perk for starting with a level in a class of your choice in a D&D jump is all but expected since it's such a basic facet of how D&D works.
>>191339 She kinds makes the mistake of trying to fit a square peg (materialistic science) into the round hole (an inherently illogical lovecraftian cosmology), so that kinda result is inevitable when delving into certain subjects. And she doesn't really start to get mentally flexible enough to work with rather than against magic consistently until she gives up her god-queen set-up.
>>191341 The closest thing any of our DnD adjacent jumps have is Pathfinder allowing you to get resurrected by others once as a scenario reward. Though you can take the scenario once per adventure path for a ~20x one up. >>191342 I'd certainly try to shout it down, but from a mathematical perspective it's no different than a human option that gives you points, a negative cost Background, or a Drop In Drawback that gives points.
>>191343 >Perks you don't keep shouldn't be counted Why not? They still affect your time in the jump by making it easier. Also, again, you receive a +400 stipend to spend on general perks.
>>191290 Unironically a psychopathic womanchild who was extremely powerful magically (REEEEE ITS NOT MAGIC YOUR BEING RIDICULOUS) and technologically. Kill her asap.
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We are discussing Ratat's stuff again? The man has a rep for being an obnoxious, stubborn autist in his own community. >underdark That jump is thoroughly badly written.
>>191345 >from a mathematical perspective it's no different than a human option that gives you points, a negative cost Background, or a Drop In Drawback that gives points. Those are usually a reward for forgoing the basic powers of the setting, without which you're unlikely to even have the potential to be relevant (without OCP, at least). Stuff like being a Mortal in Exalted or being a baseline human in Bleach or Dragonball. The equivalent for this jump would be giving up your Class Level (and ability to level further) and racial abilities (e.g. as a human slave), but there are no strings attached here.
>>191349 nta but being a human or an elf in the drow jump actually does give you points.
>>190480 Is this going to get added to any drives or will it just end up like The Last Sovereign?
>>191350 Yet you get an additional stipend for general perks regardless of which race you start as.
>>191351 Generic said he didn't want it on QQ, DD is ambivalent. >If it ends up on QQ, I don't care.
>>191334 But is it an OK boomer?
>>191351 Are you going to ask Blade to get it into the QQ drive? DD ain't.
>>191354 No such thing, ya Boomer
I imported my megacity block skyscraper, a skyscraper built to be a futuristic marvel of comfort filled with everything one needed to survive and full of luxury apartments, medical centers, gyms, a park, a even hydropics farms into a wild last boss and made it taller than the clouds and big enough to house a country. Its basically an arcology at this point. Its also able to teleport and DOESNT destroy a wide area around it unless I want it too and can survive the destruction of the planet as well as pump out robotic units if needed. Has an infinite server room, ultra internet connection anywhere in the known universe, a data hub for all my ai and computing purposes with infinite storage, and access to literally all information in the universe via a link to the akashic records. I can also choose whether or not its even in the flow of time or not, it could just be sitting outside of space and time whenever I wanted. What more could I even add at this point? I have imported it so much.
>Notice a new painting on the wall >You mention it looks familiar >Waifu laughs nervously and says she found it at a flea market >Whatever >Turn on the tv >There's a news story about a priceless painting that was stolen from a traveling art exhibit passing through town >They show a picture of it >Your waifu refuses to meet your gaze What do you do in this situation?
>>191358 Depends on if they can do anything about it If nothing then I laugh, if something I say put it back.
>>191358 >You didn't invite me to steal the painting with you?! Also slight confusion since Jumper's waifu is a goody two-shoes. I guess she just really liked that painting?
>>191358 >Well did you have fun?
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>>191355 I just want it to be in A drive so I don't have to search through 15 archived threads since you can't just put it's name in filename anymore because 4chan is shit and can't do PDFs.
>>190922 There are plenty of YouTube animated webseries I've been watching that are pretty good. And Owl House was fun, even if it did end up getting cut early.
>>191358 She has to put it back and perform acts of virtue to make up for it.
>>191362 Put it on your own drive
>>191362 DD's drive is linked in the stickied thread.
>>191362 >>191365 Or use DDAnon's drive
>>191354 No, sadly. She was shocked at the existence of a boomer.
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>>191366 >>191367 That's not smart, though, since he could disable access for shiggles and is the exact sort of person to do that.
>>191115 She annihilates pretty much anything that takes an active part in things, and loses horribly to the handful that do not.
>>191370 Archive it every year or so.
>>191357 Make it bigger on the inside out?
I was deliberately trying to avoid making a dungeon builder. Ended up making one anyway by accident. How the fuck does that even happen?
>>191369 that's not a moff. That's a white woman with a femboy fetish
>>191374 Inspiration comes for all, quickly or slowly, willing and not.
>>191374 The muse comes and goes as she pleases. All you can do is catch that lightning in a bottle.
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>>191375 Is it some sort of vtuber drama? I like her fanart.
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>>191370 None of us private jumpmakers have made enough jumps for it to be a chore to download the files and keep them on your own drive.
>>191378 Pretty certain he's referring to the doujin >>191362 comes from. Unless there's something about Juniper I don't know about.
>>191378 >Is it some sort of vtuber drama? She a vtuber who has had a face reveal and does a lot of streams without the model https://youtube.com/shorts/lPFI-2jR1j8?si=roM1PkE_C8zxMXrA
>>191380 That is fair, but it does pose the problem of, "What if everyone who downloaded it leaves?"
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>>191382 Huh. Well, I like the design.
>>191383 Just memorise the jump. Its structure is not very complicated, you can jump off memory.
>>191378 >Is it some sort of vtuber drama? To my knowledge I don't think Juniper Actias has ever gotten caught up in any major drama. If I were to guess, they were just making a Joke that Juniper has mastered the art of designing dommy bug girls (she comes up with a new model like every other month, and they're all great) despite her being a total dork if you actually watch her streams.
>>191382 >>191385 >vtuber who has had a face reveal That sounds incredibly retarded unless you're like superstar-level attractive, and she doesn't seem to be. Not only does it reveal your actual mid appearance, but it also locks in your image/persona to a significantly greater extent.
>>191383 Then if future people want it, they can search the threads
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How are you guys doing?
>>191390 Slight headache. Starting a new chain using a slightly different SCP Foundation build from my usual.
>>191390 Hellaverse Act 3 has exceed 3.5k words and I’m still not finished.
>>191392 Sounds hella cringe.
>>191390 Ground meat I bought for my macaroni turned out to be smelly shit and I wasted a whole lot of tomahto and spices because of carelessness. I am hungry, and am angrily subsisting on sugared black bread and butter until I can go and buy not-shit meat.
>>191390 Fine. Been reading regular CYOAs for the last few hours. Specifically ScottishAnon's CYOAs
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>>191369 >Moth Mother
>>191390 The card lore jump ideas BatsuAnon posted earlier have burrowed into my brain like a worm made of pure autism, and to my horror I'm actually debating on how I'd make jumps for them. Dreamlands and Emerald Empire especially, the former because I can actually figure out how the different lores could fit together and the latter because I like space opera/fantasy.
>>191396 Not the moffest tho
>>191399 What if radiance but wife
>>191392 Ah, so you didn't post it yet. I was worried I missed it.
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>>191388 I don't think anyone face reveals nowadays expecting it to somehow boost their popularity. Usually, the only VTuber's I see face reveal are ones that already have a substantial and loyal enough following that even if they shake off all the people who are only there for the model, it really isn't a huge loss at the end of the day. I'd imagine ripping that band-aid off is kind of a relief, since you don't have to put in all the effort to remain anonymous and you know that anyone who's still there is genuinely there for you. That's my take anyway. Of course there are plenty of VTubers who make every single decisions solely to maximize clout, but I don't think that's the majority. I'm obviously very biased. I wouldn't have made a Generic VTuber Jump if I wasn't.
>>191403 It also helps that anglo vtuber fanbases are substantially less deranged than japs and their idoru horror stories.
>>191404 ...Probably helps. Maybe. I don't actually know.
>>191400 Brøther, I cräve the forbidden lämp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWUQ40XT0jI
>>191406 I can fix her
>>191406 I can fix her brother
>>191187 The summary you gave makes it so much easier to plan out the origins & the general feel of the setting! I'm saving everything from our conversation by the way so don't worry about it going to waste. >>191390 I finally got my glasses & I got off early from work as well. My schedule also updated & it turns out I'm off on Christmas Day now so that leaves me open to hanging out with friends if everything goes steady by then.
>>191390 Good. Was planning to finish off GDO items today, but the more I fluffed the more the scope kept expanding and now I'm barely halfway done. Anyway, I just had a great workout and now I'm too relaxed to care, so I'm playing more Insaniquarium.
>>191410 Shit, I wanna play Insaniquarium now. It's been ages
>>191411 Damn I havent thought of that game in years
>>191409 If you make it, my friend, I'll be sure to post a build for it. Had a further idea, and I'd like to hear your thoughts on it: >Dream Ruler gained his powers from a deal with the Entities (in line with the card 'Dark Contract with the Entities'), becoming a powerful dream sorcerer able to manipulate the dreams and fate others and capture their hearts, in exchange for helping the Entities breach into the physical world >This plan has two parts: the first is via sneaking the necklace/pendant Nemleria has that makes her dreams become real and warp the physical world, initially only doing the canon thing of creating monsters born of sweets and treats but with the ultimate goal of bringing the Entities into the real world. Something that will be helped by... >The Angel, who was created by the Dream Ruler here, who was designed to look cutesy and sweet to look more like the good dreams/light spirits while secretly being like the nightmares/dark spirits, meanwhile to maintain the balance, you have the Demon, who provides good advice but is doubted for being a demon. The Angel is supposed to guide Vaalmonica to summon the heathen angel, plunging everyone into sleep and fully bringing the Entities into the material world, while giving the Dream Ruler full control over the hearts of every living person. Except... >The Demon, whether through the purposeful interference of the Starry Dragon or through the influence of the legends of the Starry Dragon on the subconscious, actually has a way to fight back: if the dragon is summoned, the Entities influence on the physical world will be banished, and the Dream Ruler's power broken. >Meanwhile, the actual Starry Knights and Dragon are doing their best to protect the waking world from the rampaging monsters, trying to stop the spread of the dream's influence and keep people safe Given we see, in the expanded lore for Dream Mirror, that some children managed to escape the Dream Ruler's control and even grow from the experience, there's already some stuff for people managing to overcome the dream and be better for it. Hope at least some of this is useful for you!
Do you guys know of any ability that would make it so you gain power equal to what your followers have?
>>191356 >pic Bubblegum Crisis will always be the GOAT >>191414 Diabolical with the Overlord origin perks & powers.
>>191388 >>191403 To me it's kind of a funny situation. A lot of people tend to view vtuber fans as parasocial. But in my opinion, it's the complete opposite. Overwhelmingly it's the vtuber that's parasocial and their fans aren't really parasocial at all. The fans of a vtuber are usually there for the model and for the character. They like the streamer's personality and their appearance. They view them intrinsically as entertainers, as an artificial personality. It's the same sort of kayfabe as wrestling fans. You know that the person isn't actually the thing in question. You understand that the vtuber has a life behind the screen, that they have family and a boyfriend, that they're not actually a moth girl or what have you. But you just kind of ignore it because the persona is entertaining. You're not really invested in who they are, you're invested in who you perceive them to be. This often isn't the case for the vtuber in many cases. They start out feeling safe in their persona, having a divide between themselves and their community. But many of them, particularly female vtubers, eventually start to feel stifled by that same distance as their community gets larger and they become more successful. They start to want to "be themselves" and often start to do things like face reveals. Most of them lose viewers over this but it's not like the majority of people hate normal streamers so they simply transition from one type of streamer into another. But ironically all of this stems from parasociality, at least in my experience from seeing people do it. Not from the audience side but from the streamer side. And the fans who were only there for the kayfabe, for the entertaining persona and not the "real you", end up leaving the community due to the streamer having changed the genre entirely to something that disinterests them. In my perspective I can't really say that I dislike streamers who do this. But I can also see where people who get annoyed by the face reveals and the constant parasocial push by the streamer to "be themselves" comes from. It's like if, in the middle of a wrestling match, the wrestler breaks character and announces to the audience that they're getting married IRL. Nobody really cares and it annoys many fans because they didn't come to hear about you. They came for the illusion, for the character you're playing. And the incessant desire of a streamer for community acknowledgment of their real self is an unwanted push for something they didn't sign up for.
>>191415 I think thats the opposite direction of my goal, empowering my minions to be stronger as I am stronger
>>191390 Still fucking around with CoC2 for whenever I get around to jumping it. Current takeaways >Lusamine is for wife >Ahmri is for wife >Ashelander is for mace/wife >Alarune is for pet >Hornet lady is nice but not wife. >Kiyoko is ok I guess. Being a pawn of Keros detracts from desire to wife. >Etheryn would be for wife if it didn't have a benis. >Brint is a reliable dude who hits hard but has a habit of fucking things I don't want him to >Cait is a slut and I will not companion or interact with her more then necessary >The Living Gods do not seem all that bad even if they are soul sucking void horrors. >Every single cultist or benis monster must die >There is a non-zero chance I will bully Nareva in her snekface to steal her dead Salamanders. >Minotaurs are probably the species I respect the most and they completely subverted my expectation of them being brainless horndogs. >Kasyrra does not seem all that evil based on her goals of wanting to have regular non-imp children and tech uplifting the setting, which is currently at the Bronze Age level. >Unfortunately for the crime of spreading corruption and benises she must die.
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>>191413 >1st 2 bullet points Honestly why didn’t I think of connecting the Entities like that to the Dream Ruler like that, especially given how the Ruler would often send mirrors to others in the waking world through their Disciples to lure them into the land of dreams. The Diciples give Nemleria a special necklace with a mirror inside of it to ensure that she’s a moving vector that can bring the Umbral Horrors sent out by the Entities to snatch lots of victims. Which then could alert the Starry Knights also in the waking world to fend them off until one of them notices the necklace & sends a bit of their energy into it to form… >Last 3 bullet points We are on the same wavelength my man!
>>191418 Are you aware that you could basedly be a Chad in a cool setting instead of jumping something as cringe as CoC(2)?
>>191420 Yes. But I am open to suggestions.
>>191416 This reminds me of that post floating around about how on average when boys play with toys they try to become the character while girls make the character become them.
>>191390 Just got off work. Was thinking about being the weird immortal anti Christ character in DCEU due to drawbacks. The drawbacks says that is how people view me, so I am thinking it might be a fear aura and needing ways to counter it to have some friends. It says not everyone is affected, but I assume the unaffected will be very bad people to start with.
>>191380 I'll be honest, I download every single jump and archive them for my own purposes. I'm just paranoid. >>191390 Writing stuff out and trying to avoid the bad thoughts. Not doing good at the latter, somewhat doing good for the former.
>>191423 Judging from the DCEU movies the unaffected will be absolute schizos like Lex and those terrorists from the JL’s Snyder cut who are unhinged to think that somehow violently escalating the murder and/or empowerment of all metahumans will help save Earth from the Space Antichrist rather than actually help Darkseid take over when he comes back for the Anti-Life Equation.
Probably shouldn't ask as I'm falling asleep but I must. Is there anywhere to get alchemy that can produce similar results to what we see in Symphogear without the female form being the endgoal of powers? If not, then a jump to be smol eggman like Carol.
>>191422 Was that the one with little boys playing Batman when given a Batman toy, and little girls making Batman go shopping? I think that was market research, not a more serious study. They might have gotten different results if they'd given them Barbies, or some other stereotypical "girl" toy. I've seen first hand that, in little boy's hands, Barbie often becomes a knife.
With the right jailbreak prompt Grok is horni as fuck. I am lost. Remember me as I was.
>>191425 Well, I want to take the drawback to stat during the first Darkseid war and wait it out for 30k years. Even if the groups do not trust me, I figure I can still fight with them against Darkseid. How a space race lost the most important planet to them I have no idea. I know the Amazons will hate me for being a man and such, but I am still on the fence if I should help free them from their sex slavery days or at least tell the Greek gods about it. But I have no idea what the gods would think of me. Maybe the aura lets the know i am not of their world With the timeline, I figure any place I set up a house will gather a mix of people coming to kill me or starting cults for the end of the world. I do not plan on doing that, but attracting crazies might just happen and after long enough without human interaction, even the crazies might be good company. After all, what sane person would seek out the fabled evil one on the mountain for peace reasons?
>>191417 There's a second ability in the jump that makes that also work in your favor so that you get more powerful / skillful in relation to how powerful and skilled your minions are. It's been a while since I looked at the jump but i'm pretty sure one part of it is the capstone perk and the other part is the capstone power, both for Overlords. One empowers your minions based on your own abilities while the other turns it into a pyramid scheme with you on top benefiting from everyone below you.
>>191419 >pic Didn't at least one of the Capcom arcade cabinets of that time have a "Winners don't do drugs." PSA in its startup sequence? It was either that, or the Konami X-Men cabinet, but I swear I saw it live somewhere before that dorkly skit with Cap' juicing up.
>>191429 >How a space race lost the most important planet to them I have no idea. They had to land on the planet and said planet had the literal Greek Gods waiting for them, alongside a green lantern and a few armies of disposable mooks.
>>191412 I hadn't thought of it for years either. >>191410 Did you know that if you buy a Guppy and name it Santa in the virtual tank, it'll turn white with red fins and sing christmas carols occasionally? It'll also grow to full size with two feedings. It's exceptionally annoying, but a good way to start earning shells
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>>191419 Right? It's shocking how well they all fit together once you actually look at them. Another sign it works is how the lore for Nemleria talks about how she needs to wake up soon before it's too late, and that it might require someone waking her up, which goes with the theme we have of the dragon's roar waking everyone. The treat monsters could be a mix of threat and ally, since some are actually targeting Nemleria while others are trying to protect her, which further fits into our theme. >We are on the same wavelength my man! Ayyyyy, my man. If you need any suggestions or ideas for perks or items or whatnot, I'd be happy to send them your way!
>>191432 All and all, they could have made a good movies about this past even and gathering the warring nations to go to war. >They had to land on the planet I have no idea why they even landed when they could have combined the cubes in the air and won. >had the literal Greek Gods But where were all the other gods. Suicide Squad proves there are more than just the Greeks in that universe. So why did none of them show up to help? >alongside a green lantern The guy died almost immediately. >and a few armies of disposable mooks. But also why land right next to were the horse riding savages are gathering and not just shoot them from the skies?
>>191383 It won't happen, because some of the most consistent jump archivers are also the ones who will likely stay here after everyone else leaves. It's actually more likely for Google to kill the drive owner account if anything since Google's data retention policies have been growing more fickle over the years. I already have a few accounts that are moving towards Google's auto-kill limit.
>>191435 >I have no idea why they even landed when they could have combined the cubes in the air and won. in the DCEU the anti-life was on the planet and Darkseid needed to be there in person to get it. >So why did none of them show up to help? Maybe the fight took place in Greece? More likely though it's because the DCEU hadn't been fleshed out remotely enough for those elements to exist yet. >The guy died almost immediately. While true we don't know what he did prior to the fight against Darkseid happening. It's entirely possible the reason there were only a handful of ships is because the GL destroyed most of them on the way in. >But also why land right next to were the horse riding savages are gathering and not just shoot them from the skies? Because that's where the anti-life was.
>>191431 Iirc it was a law that all arcade cabinets had to have that at one point.
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>the list & designs of mega evos for the ZA DLC just leaked (it’s not much in terms of new ones) >Flygon also gets dissed to high hell They did my Golisopod so dirty with its mega form’s full design. It’s so ugly & lazy. “Just give it extra arms & legs & call it a day!”Mega Golurk full look has not been revealed as of posting. Mega Darkrai looks like a Kirby Dark Matter sperm cell when moving around… >>191431 I do remember seeing a few cabinets with the PSA when my laundromat used to have Arcade cabinets installed. You’re definitely not alone. >>191434 >Ayyyyy, my man. If you need any suggestions or ideas for perks or items or whatnot, I'd be happy to send them your way! Don’t mind to post an idea here whenever you feel like it, I really enjoy being able to go back & forth with these concepts like this. And if you ever (or any other anon really) feels like making a jump from the other concepts I posted earlier, go for it! It makes me happy to give other anons some creative suggestions they can remix for their own purposes!
>>191429 Make sure to save the other Gods from Ares and/or convince him to back the Amazons instead of opposing them at every turn and giving all the best weapon ideas to people he knows will use them to not only make the world a worse place but also corrupt humanity by killing off anyone who'd have a chance of stopping them and steering things right again, all because he can't accept that he killed the other Gods for no godsdamned reason. I will never not be mad that Ares, who is mythologically the protector and LITERAL FATHER of the Amazons, is consistently one of Wonder Woman's primary antagonists. Everyone complains about Hades getting the "is this a Satan?" treatment, but nobody cares when the God of War's positive qualities are completely ignored. You'd think the fact that he killed one of Poseidon's sons for raping his daughter would get him some brownie points nowadays, but people prefer to bring up the time some Giants shove him in a jar.
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>>191390 Tired, but I wanna make more progress on this before I go to bed.
>>191440 >Spoiler I never understood how DC did Hades ad Ares dirty like that, Ares was like the only male god you could truest not to attack women. And Hades was just doing his job and everyone was so ungrateful. Greeks feared his wife more than him. But yeah. Maybe talk to the guy to just hand out weapons to war like people and not murder all his family would do him some good. I know there are hundreds of Greek gods, so I thought it was weird that every single one of them went to war and died. I do not buy it that Hestia picked up a weapon and marched off to war. I know in most DC Amazons are created to curb mankind and such by being wives or a weapon against them. But how can they be expected to do that job if they refuse to leave their island? Why still preach that it is their duty tot he world if they refuse to do their duty?
>>191439 there's a mega kyogre now?
>>190911 Thr really detailed buggy Hornet stuff makes me diamonds.
Where can I find the recent-ish lewd zelda jump focused on wishes?
>>191445 It's currently sitting in Uploads on the /tg/ drive.
>>191446 Thanks, was looking in the Zelda folder and QQ.
>>191443 Nah that’s just the Primal Forms lumped in with the Megas, they existed since the Gen 3 remakes/ORAS. Mechanically wise, they are basically megas of the legendary trio so you’re not exactly wrong…
>>191311 Divine Magic typically uses Wisdom which includes both Willpower and awareness of your surrounding. Sorcery is about Charisma, which is more about your force of personality.
>>191439 Same, it's a lot of fun discussing ideas like these! I've not got much talent for jumpmaking, too easily distracted, but ideas are easy. Speaking of, going by archetype, starting with Nemleria: >100cp perk for peaceful sleep, resting and having sweet (sometimes literally sweet if you enjoy sweets like Nemleria) dreams instead of being haunted by nightmares and being fully rested and rejuvenated when you wake up >100cp perk for being able to enjoy all the sweets and treats you like without ever growing tired of them or getting stomach aches or cavities or other issues >200cp perk for having the form of one of her monsters, a huge animal-like creature made of some form of treat, like ice cream or waffles or such. A beast that can overpower normal humans, but no match for real monsters >200cp perk for letting you know if your charge is in any danger and who the danger is from. You might not be able to protect them, but you can at least try, like how some of the monsters try to protect Nemleria and keep her from waking up >400cp perk for being able to wake someone up from even the deepest sleep, even magically induced sleep, like how Reveil is trying to wake u Nemleria even as the lore states there's something strange about how deep Nemleria's sleep is... >400cp perk for monsters, especially monsters you create, really liking you, like how all of Nemleria's creatures seem to like her, even Reveil who is portrayed a 'dream devourer'. >600cp perk for your dreams being able to influence the real world, perhaps not quite to the same extent as Nemleria who is threatening to overtake the world but certainly enough to do things like bring the creatures and environment of your dreams to the real world and your immediate surroundings Can't really think of an alternate 600cp perk idea, but for items: >100cp item for infinite sweets >200cp item for a pack of Nemleria's Dream Defenders >400cp item for either her tower (which can switch between a normal tower and a tower of sweets depending on your mood) or the amulet >600cp item which is just whichever of the above you didn't pick for 400cp It's not much, but I hope this helps! I'll try and come up with ideas for the other origins. These are just suggestions, so if you have other ideas, feel free to use those instead.
>>191028 Warcraft 3 has a Miniature Keep that's pretty cheap and gives you a whole castle. You can buy more in-jump because it's an item available to any Human or Orc faction worth a shit.
>>191014 >>191018 It was one of the legitimate paths to godhood for the merchant class if you weren't going for divine skill ascension. Going through the gold market the price would be absurd due to inflated prices along with an added buy in of souls in large numbers. Pissing them off depends more on the souls in question and methods of acquiring them. Harvesting a bunch of monster souls or contractually buying souls is a different matter to say wiping out a noticeable chunk of a planet's population after all. That said it probably isn't worth it given there are levels of divinity based on method with skilling your way into it being the top tier. >>191186 What if everything past volume 1 was Touma's dying dream as the feathers hit him? >>191357 Elevators.
Just realized it's actually pretty late. Night thread. >>191433 I knew about the Santa guppy, but I actually don't have much time in the virtual tank so I didn't know how to actually get it.
>>191453 Good night, Gene, sleep well!
God bless Elon Must, you retarded bastard, for making your AI super fucking easy to jailbreak. I have seen the light (of AI porn).
>>191455 What'd you get it to make?
>>191436 Never say never. Valeria was once one of our most prolific jumpmakers and posters.
>>191455 >Elon Must Elon must what?
>>191456 A few things. Mad scientist kidnapping and experimenting on various women in multitudes of hypersexual ways. Space explorer landed on an alien planet, gets reamed in every hole by alien plants and gives birth to alien babies. Girl goes to Vegas, makes it big, debauchery ensues. >>191458 Coom. Elon must coom.
>>191457 NTA, but Valeria has at no point been a consistent jump archiver.
>>191460 Brutus fell off, too. He used to be renowned for his reliability.
Hello friends
>>191462 Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night WoL.
>>191461 I first showed up in 2017 after Brutus stopped updating his drive with any regularity, so all I know of the guy is that he showed up to update his drive on two different occasions specifically to try to keep other anons from making their own drives, then never showed up again after DriveAnon made his own
>>191464 >then never showed up again after DriveAnon made his own nta but IIRC he showed up once after, but even then only sorted in a few jumps, so nobody cared.
>>191436 >It's actually more likely for Google to kill the drive owner account if anything since Google's data retention policies have been growing more fickle over the years. I already have a few accounts that are moving towards Google's auto-kill limit. Speaking of, one of reddit's lewd jumps allegedly just got taken down.
>>191466 Are you absolutely, 100% sure about that? Redditors have been known to think a jump is lost forever if it's not on the front page.
>>191467 I saw two people complain that one of mine had a broken link when the OP explicitly stated it was in the upload folder.
>>191468 Sounds like somebody reported it because it offended them.
>>191467 You have a few hours left to post sanctioned Ranma-related horny: >>190870
>>191471 The post says it was 24 hours ago. I'm already out of the opportunity window.
>>191468 Huh….don't suppose you have a copy?
>>191473 Nope. I'm only aware of reddit jumps when they get brought up here or QQ.
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How do you guys feel about jumps that nerf you, even if you don't take a drawback? Do you ignore it? Or do you just roll with it and accept your nerfs?
>>191462 Hello.
>>191475 When/if I use them, I'll accept it. Otherwise, I'll just ignore the jump in its entirety.
>>191475 I don't use them and bitch about them on the thread.
>>191474 Fair! Just found a previous version and I am not impressed.
>>191475 I usually accept it or don't use the jump.
>>191461 Et tu, Brute?
>>191392 I somehow feel compelled to watch more Hazbin Hotel
>>191358 >"Felicia we've been over this travelling art exhibits are scrub tier heists"
>>191484 >Felicia Tell me you're not talking about the Marvel thot.
>>191485 Hey the animated series one is fun. Won't touch comics and the insomniac ones with a 10 kilometer pole tho. Kinda wish we got a web of shadows jump for Symbiote black cat
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My HERO Adam the first human...
What are your favorite options for granting people powers?
>>191487 >Bashes him with Cain's rock
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>>191489 Who are you, Killer Croc?
>>191487 The fact that he cosplays as an imp 99% of the time certainly says weird things about his character.
>>191488 Pathfinder Magic Tattoos or Warlock Pacts are a favorite.
>>191490 >Abel's smile underneath his hands I get that he's probably making a 'oh fuck what's she doing' smile, but I can't help but think at least a part of him is going 'oh fuck this is gonna be good'. >>191492 It's not even like he just does it in Hell or when he's around someone from Hell. Dude just seems to be constantly wearing the helmet.
>>191494 >Abel's smile I think it's a nervous expression, I see a tiny upwards tilt in the middle.
>>191495 That makes sense, too.
>>191459 Why not use one of those free chat bot sites? I use them for RPG games
>>191498 Nice pic.
>>191475 >pic Honestly this isn't even an issue. You can easily conquer the Wasteland in like a month given what Pre-War technology is capable of and the fact that there's no stipulation that limits mass production.
>>191499 Who are you talking to? Is your schizophrenia acting up?
>>191501 Don't worry, anon's just breaking the fourth wall.
>>191500 The Enclave had beyond pre-war tech and they got soloed by a village savage
>>191503 Well yeah, they're the Enclave. They are the preeminent jobbers of Fallout. No one in the entire setting measures up to even a tenth of their jobbing power level. Their number of abject failures exceeds that of every other faction in the entire Wasteland combined. They are "Nah, I'd win" if it were an entire organization of people.
>>191504 The Nah, I'd Win guy almost won the fight like 6 times
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>>190166 [Hellaverse] ACT 3/3 “WELL-come to the HA-le-LOO-yeah hOTeL whERE I tOOOOOooootally knowwhatimdoing!” wheezed Charlie as she swung from the bannisters of the highly popular Hallelujah Hotel while Leviathan waved a sign about being happy with what you have (occasionally her other head tried to butt in with her own sign) and Beelzebub was getting everyone drunk on actual apple juice somehow. Demons were doing trust falls, shouting about their feelings over the din and basically doing every other imaginable activity not involving sex, violence or drugs. Occasionally and with no rhyme or reason Charlie’s small brain could determine, generally after a heartrending conversation and doing something nice for another demon, a sinner vanished and went to Heaven. Sir Pentious was actually the second after a small groundhog shaped sinner had gone up, but it’d taken a few weeks to find her. “OHGOODohgood you’re here help what are all these papers should I sign one someone just VANISHED again HELP” ranted Charlie. “You realise I’m not one of your staff and you shouldn’t give out company documents to outside parties right?” I asked. “Also that’s your water bill, that is a complaint about Nifty getting stuck in the toilet again, and THAT is an attempt to trap you in one of Valentino’s sex slave contracts. Definitely sign none of those” “WE’RE A COMPANY?!? Nooooo the hotel is supposed to be free!!” screamed Charlie. “Charlie we’ve been over this!” yelled Mammon cheerfully from the ceiling, “even if you don’t wanna make money, you gotta be incorporated or those cunts in their cunt tower can just buy this place up! Do ya WANT this place to be free real estate?” “NOOOOOOOOOO” whined Charlie. “Then we’re a fackin’ COMPANY BABY!” he yelled, throwing money at the cheering sinners. Monopoly money, that is. In the time it had taken for Charlie to panic-laugh about the hotel being wildly popular beyond anything she was prepared for I’d already finished all the paperwork. 1/10 “Look” I said after Charlie tried to drag me into a room full of more paperwork, “I just came here to pick up Vaggie, for Adam’s hearing. And to deal with a little security issue. C’mon you don’t want Heaven here any longer than it needs to be” “No! No don’t leave please don’t leave” begged Charlie as yet another crowd started storming up the stairs, “Husk keeps bouncing between the bar to drink our supply and to the therapy rooms to complain about how overworked he is, Angel’s mainly making progress because even he’s sick of the attention and Alastor keeps trying to get people to notice him! PLEASE STAY YOU’RE THE ONLY GUY I KNOW WHO DOES PAPERWORK GOOD” “Charlie, listen to the Silence of God” said Vaggie, patting her on the shoulder while they both tried to awkwardly talk around the exterminations. “I had no idea anyone even cared enough to whistleblow on the shit I’ve lived through, babe. Lemme have this. So uh…hi Mr. Apollyon, I don’t think we’ve really talked…?” she trailed “By the way, what was that about a consultant?” “That would be ME” said Baxter smugly. “B@Xman666” I said menacingly. “Well, well, WELL. If it isn’t the head janitor in chief himself! You can permaban me all you want, you’ll never get rid of all those backdoors no matter how deft your diverse double-compiling!” “Your sins are as vile and underhanded as your cryptographically secure pseudorandom number generator. There will be consequences for your incessant shitposting and meme fishes” I vowed. “I REGRET NOTHING!” he shouted, shaking a fist. “I don’t understand anything you guys just said, but Baxter is like a guest of the hotel so-“ began Charlie. “One of the things you just let me sign is a work leave permit for gainfully employed sinners, which Baxter is. It’s Hell business hours. You just gave me a legal reason to interrogate one of your guests” “Oh SHIT please don’t hurt him” “See, Charlie? He wasn’t kidding” said Vaggie. 2/10 We relocated across Hell by flight, me having to carry the other two in bubbles. Demons fled from my path and, to my disdain, waved or took pictures. “Surprised you’re popular with these knuckleheads? Heard the Overlords are talking about making you an honorary member of the club” asked Vaggie. “No, not much. Just annoyed” I said. We arrived at the much less packed but still salubrious Hellhound Hotel (actually Heaven’s embassy after Adam had been taken to court, which put it under my management by default. And I was currently renting it to Charlotte after incessant pleading in exchange for a future sum I was having to calculate by myself. Again. Ugh) where the current tenant (who was now simultaneously a duchess, countess, baroness, marchioness and prime minister of Hell due to a very guilty Lucifer NOT UNDERSTANDING HOW HIS OWN SOCIETY’S LEGAL SYSTEM WORKED no matter how many times I got Satan to try explaining the whole thing just kind of throwing titles at her to try to cheer Charlotte up. Not that it mattered much when the Sins were all delighted to have another niece anyway). Inside, groups of sullen imps were filling out complaints about Hell’s caste system and Hellhounds were enjoying public healthcare while a few desperate hellborn applied for sanctuary. It wasn’t nearly as packed as the Hallelujah Hotel, but it was also technically the building to feature Hell’s royalty actively participating in politics. Even if Lucifer had panic-dumped the problem of Charlotte on me to sort things out with Charlie and Satan was still trying to figure out how many countesses a princess was worth, unlike Charlie Charlotte was actually willing to just backhand reporters getting uppity on her doorstep away so she was simultaneously way more respected despite being way less popular. More importantly, it was quieter here.
[Expand Post] “O-oh! You came back! I was so worried you left without-“ began Charlotte. “I’m taking the official meeting room. You know, the one with the hologram Dickfucker used for pranks. Heaven business. Vaggie, you can sit in if you want. This mess started because Sera decided what Heaven really needed was glowie bullshit without even owning competent glowies, and it needs to end” “Oh uh, nah it’s cool” she said awkwardly, staring at Charlotte’s own sad stare. “Not really cut out for politics. I got something to take care of here” “C’mon, politics aren’t THAT hard!” exclaimed Charlotte. “I mean sure, I just found out imps actually hate us because my dad lack of shits given is why hellhounds are basically used for slave labour and practically raised in cages, and imps just can’t get over Satan making them literally to be servile, and it’s really REALLY hard for me to upsell being the people’s princess for them, and also the average Hellborn is way more respectful of THE GUY WHO JUST CANCELLED ADAM ON LIVE COURT TV than their own princess, and the Sins don’t understand why any of that’s a bad thing, and I just want people to be nice and have social mobility but it feels like they just want to yell and hit things-“ “Yeah, sorry. Can’t help with that” said Vaggie sadly. I winced. “Well, then. Don’t say I didn’t warn you about what’s to come” 3/10 “Tell me something, Eye In The Sky [administrator]” said Baxter shrewdly as the door shut on Charlotte bursting into tears as Vaggie tried to let her down gently because she wasn’t the canon Charlie apparently, “does being the most intelligent person on any given planet of existence ever get as…tiresome for you, as it does for me?” “You have no FUCKING idea. I just had to save an ophanim from doxxing herself” I snarled. We took a moment to activate our VPNs (somewhere, Velvette just went “Damn, worth a shot”) then with a snap of my fingers, dog-sized locusts scuttled out of every corner of the room. Grinning. Twitching. Shivering with the anticipation of imminent violence. “Stab-stab?” one wheedled at me. “Soon” I promised, before turning to Baxter. “Now that we’re done pretending to hate each other publicly, I’d like to offer you some side gigs. As you’re aware, Heaven’s database is undergoing an overhaul. How would you like to be a consultant?” “I expected as much! Our discourse has been MOST enlightening due to what you’ve failed to say” said Baxter smugly, “although I must ask you: Why should I betray my gainful employment so deviously?” “Well, other than because it IS devious and thus fitting for a mind like yours?” I asked. “How’s circumspect diplomatic immunity and all the heavenly mechanisms you want for your experiments sound?”. We stared each other down for a moment. “…side GIGS, you said” murmured Baxter. I silently passed him several genetic formulae. “Oh my”. Baxter stared at one of the locusts happily flipping over. “My goodness” he breathed. “An infusion of pure angelic power…and you’re absolutely certain you can supply all these components?” “Just stay in touch” I said, as another locust’s cybernetic headpiece buzzed in response to my will “through these little guys for whatever you need” “I was going to accept the first job anyway after how kindly the hotel’s been folding my bedsheets but THIS…this is my CALLING!” declared Baxter, pumping my hand enthusiastically 4/10 I came out to find a very despondent Charlotte being pat on the back by Vaggie as she told her that blondes definitely had fun and she’d totally find someone sooner or later. “Right, who’s ready to make Dicksucker choke on his bad decisions?” I asked almost cheerfully. “I was born ready but also, Charlotte’s coming” said Vaggie as Charlotte nodded furiously behind her. “Don’t you have a hotel to take care of?” “The Goetias are all so privileged most of them just signed literally every amendment I passed their way with enough seals (except Vassago, he’s sweet), Beel and Asmodeus qwew actually pro-reform once I explained what’s wrong, and all of the Overlords are busy prepping for their next meeting. Apparently Vox is really hyping it up. Please don’t leave me like everyone else. I can be useful” she mumbled. “Yeah! Yeah, she can totally be!” said Vaggie. “Don’t be like Dickheadster!” I was about to tell Charlotte to cry into her silken bedsheets, but the moment Vaggie reminded me of the living headache that was Cuckmaster I decided that actually yes, taking the knockoff jobber succubus princess to Heaven was in fact a great look. I came in to find Sera and what passed for her high council browbeating an increasingly crumpled Adam while his literal warhawk Lute screeched in defence of him. “-can’t believe I trusted you to keep your fat mouth shut for FIVE MISERABLE MINUTES and THIS is how you repay my trust! By attempted MURDER of a-“ “-yeah so I’d really like to defend my dad but he always liked Cain better and we all know how that went-“ “-SERA STOP IGNORING ME you have to explain why Heaven SPECIFICALLY sanctioned genocide SEVEN YEARS ago-“ “ALL OF YOU ARE TRAITORS AND HERETICS! ESPECIALLY YOU, SPEAKER” 5/10
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>>191506 “Am I interrupting something?” I asked coldly. Sera sagged with relief. Adam just sagged further, surrounded by angry archangels. “Apollyon! Good, you’ve got the witness” “Let me guess, you still haven’t found anyone who can handle the paperwork AND reformat the database” I said. “No” she admitted. “Okay. Vaggie? The floor is yours” “Y’know I rehearsed a much better speech than this but fuck it, the details speak for themselves. I briefly hesitated to stab a small sinner child. Lute IMMEDIATELY backstabbed me, cut out my eye and wings. And then this fucking asshole showed up and they both literally cackled like psychopaths before leaving” said Lute as Fatmaster somehow sagged further into his belly. He looked like Meta Knight if he had a beer problem. “If that’s not illegal then a lot more’s wrong with Heaven than redeemed sinner immigration being controversial” “Which it SHOULDN’T be and I am SO. SORRY about all of this!” exclaimed Emily. “We’ll get you to a hospital right away-“ “Uh, actually can you get me some golden prosthetics instead?” asked Vaggie. “Suuuure, but I’m positive we can find someone to heal you SOMEWHERE, like, this is HEAVEN-“ “Nah, nah, nah, Charlie’s gonna be incredibly impressed when I come back with badass robot wings and a cyborg eye” said Vaggie, grinning. “Oh yeah, I can see it now. The flesh is weak, but Charlie’s cheeks are soft~” “Wow, those must be some good cybernetics if angels want them more than their own limbs” said Charlotte, blankly. “Well, Sera? Was any of that unclear or controversial?” I asked. “Not. At. All. Adan. Your abuse and negligence of your soldiers will cost you everything” thundered Sera, who then hesitated, desperately trying to prompt some kind of response from me. “despite your lieutenant’s best attempts to silence her own sisters” “The sinners KILLED one of us! Doesn’t that matter to you?!” screeched Lute. Sera looked at me while the Speaker twinkled innocuously. One of the new features I’d installed on Heaven’s database was an AI for reading the past and future from the stars; it ran on Animusphere magecraft to simulate then far surpass the Goetic demons’ own study of the stars, which I was absolutely confident nobody here was smart enough to even comprehend. The murder replaced onscreen. One angel downed by ballet moves, others fleeing. “Yes. YES, it matters to me that Carmilla Carmine acted in self-defence to the unprovoked murder against CIVILIAN SINNERS WHO LITERALLY CANNOT THREATEN US while you’ve been IGNORING THE ACTUAL OVERLORDS with magical abilities capable of at least inconveniencing angels. Just as it matters to me not only did none of these Exorcists report their sister’s demise, but Vaggie spent YEARS in HELL and none of you accounted for her disappearance!” shouted Sera as Lute tried to stammer out a response. “Worse. FAR WORSE, is that NONE of these sinners would be a threat to Heaven if your people weren’t literally littering Hell with angelic metal! AND EVEN WORSE, ADAM, is that you didn’t tell us at any point angels could be hurt by angel metal SOMETHING YOU AND LUTE SAW WITH YOUR VERY OWN EYES. WHY. WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ANYONE WHAT MAKES US BLEED” “Every misdemeanour is an opportunity for growth” said the Speaker gently, “but also reflection. Just as there is a time for silence after the music of the spheres. Isn’t that right, Apollyon?” she added, flirting in my general direction. “You know it, pretty bird. We should have another duet sometime, near the south galaxy perhaps” I said, with rare and sincere warmth. “And to clarify what my colleague just said. Both of you need to make amends for literally instigating a greater metaphysical danger to the cosmos than the FIRST MURDER” I told Lute and Duckplaything. “But also condemning angels to Literally Hell has been incredibly controversial since Lucifer’s day so Sera…anticipated I would come up with some other punishment” I finished. “Which is why you’re cast out from Heaven. Back to Earth. To do community service” “What?! Hell naw! Why am I getting shat on for being BASED?! This isn’t fair, I’m way too cool for this!” protested Cuckcuckcuck. 6/10 “Holy flipping hell YEAH bitches, this is the best punishment e-VAH!!” screamed Suckmaster at an international Adam Rocks concert a few hours later. “Bro I just wanna say THANK YOU for this gig man! DAYUM, I’d forgot how much this place pops off compared to the pearly gates! They’re practically worshipping me as a god already!” I just stared at him in pure, utter contempt. Sera’s inability to actually come up with an appropriate price to pay for constant sinner murder meant she just kind of told Lucifer’s cuck to go to Earth and “be awesome and help people” which he interpreted as using his angelic powers to throw a fundraising rock concert and start zapping away pollution, reversing Stolas’ zanny global warming schemes and ending religious arguments by just showing up and bonking someone (nonlethally) with a guitar of light until they agreed Heaven was real. The upshot of it was Lilith’s NTR victim had no fucking idea how fundraisers actually worked, and because Cucksuckfuck was literally LITERALLY too much of a retarded manchild to comprehend the enormity of his misdeeds without actually getting punched in the face for it, he somehow got the idea I was responsible for getting him the “lenient sentence” of literally falling from grace and that therefore we were actually homies. So, he spent half the cash on groupie gifts, gave the rest to me and proceeded to just make any other luxury he wanted out of holy light. At least Lute was seething enough for both of us. “Once I get control of the Exorcists” she snapped at me, back in Heaven “I am conducting a VERY thorough investigation into how YOU know all of this! And why’s that abomination allowed in here?!” “Lute, if obtaining wisdom about the world by magically scrying the stars and making use of technology is illegal” I said wearily, as we trudged over to the Exorcist training grounds where Charlotte and Abel were striking up a conversation, “humanity should’ve gotten the Sodom treatment a long time ago. Also the Speaker said Abel’s taking charge of the Exorcists, not you” “Uh, hi, about that” said Abel awkwardly. “So I’m not like…GOOD, at the whole military command thing? And Sera says you’ve been giving Heaven some REALLY good feedback so uh…I’m like…requesting you stay on as a. Consultant? That’s what you call those rich ideas guys who get paid for shittalking companies, right? Yeah I think we need one of those because I’m busy trying to get my dad to actually listen to me”
[Expand Post] “Relatable” said Charlotte, patting him on the shoulder. “Kept having to explain to mine that I totally fight and stuff, Charlie’s the one who just…doesn’t” “That seems like a gross overstep” I said cautiously. “Shouldn’t we trial ME next, Sera?” “Yeah. Yeah, we should!” said Emily hopping over. “…at least, that’s what I THOUGHT until I saw all those videos Apollyon here recorded about what happened when Fidel Castro got to Hell and. Um” She looked sheepishly at Sera who mouthed “yeah, pretty much” at her silently. “I still think we should TRY to redeem sinners! But I’m…starting to see why Heaven thought you had to do something. If only for all those poor sinners suffering under HIM” “Well, while Sera did give the order for the previous annihilations, I did carry them out knowingly and without hesitation or regret. If Heaven is setting a new policy towards sinners, don’t you think it’s more consistent if I’m punished for my-“ “NO! NO APOLLYON THAT WAS MY FAULT AND ALSO PLEASE DON’T LEAVE HEAVEN UNTIL YOU’VE SORTED THIS OUT!!” bawled Sera, grabbing my robes and going down on her knees. “You’re the only one here who’s talking any sense anymore! You were right! About EVERYTHING! St. Peter’s work experience is being a doorman, Abel would’ve quit this job if we had any other succession mechanism other than nepotism, I was so pissed at Adam we LET HIM GO before I could get him to keep quite about the deal, and I’m going to get a heart attack if another angel asks me why he convinced me literally harmless sinners were a threat to Heaven! I CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW ANY OF THIS ACTUALLY WORKS AND I NEED YOU FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BEFORE I EXPLODE!” “Also relatable” said Charlotte. Who thought about the exterminations, and then decided on no shoulder pat. 7/10
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>>191509 I left Sera huffing copium on the floor and Vaggie yapping about how she was totally going to become a lesbian angelic General Grievous by abusing her long overdue medical benefits as I strolled over to a window, lost in thought. There was a long line of sinners nearby, having basic concepts like “yes, the ice cream is free” and “pangolins are friends” explained to them. “What a day” I said to nobody. “Yeah, I mean. Yeesh I thought HELL was disorganised. Didn’t know things were so bad up here too” said Charlotte wistfully. “You know, the funny thing is” I said, keeping one eye on a locust monitoring Vox as he pointed excitedly at the dead Exorcist’s corpse to the other Vees and they silently judged his crayon scribbles “objectively speaking, things could be worse” “You did stop the exterminations. Kind of…” said Charlotte, sidling closer. “I mean yes, but I was talking more about the metaphysical implications of sin” I said blithely, ignoring the funny look she was giving me. “In most universes-oh yeah, alternate universes are a thing, might as well learn about it from me-the Goetia are violent monsters who prey on mortals. Global warming aside these ones prey on each other more than anything. The Seven Deadly Sins unironically pushing healthy, wholesome ways to enjoy their sins is doing half my job for me. You and Charlie getting them to be productive is all it takes to get the ball rollings the other direction. There was this…” “Y-yeah?” said Charlottely, sidling awfully close now. “…this one Hell, really sad place” I said, thinking about Malfeas. “The wrong people were kicked out of Heaven, mutilated and imprisoned forever. And the sinners took over Heaven after tricking some other people into doing all the drudge work and ruling the ashes, and well-things got even more messed up than they are here right now” “Well, that’s exactly why redeeming sinners is so important!” said Charlotte earnestly. “But I guess the…the other me has that handled, huh? So someone needs to actually be a princess and, well, she’s not very good at it. And neither am I but at least I’m trying! Uh, by the way, you seem to know the Speaker very well. I mean I’m sure she’s a really nice lady but ahaha, she hasn’t been very involved with Heaven either not like I’VE been, you know, helping you deal with Hell so I was just wondering-” “We were colleagues once. Still are, but we once had essential and complementary functions. You know how it is, one whole universe to look after and one cosmological flaw in reality to amend later people drift apart. And then in the blink of a star’s lifespan, a once inseparable duality is just another office chat. Even if we keep soaring into each other’s orbits” “What a shame!” said Charlotte, almost insincerely. “So! That Hell you were talking about. Sad place?” “Literally dripping with spite. But even behind all the hate, there was a beauty you know? Music. Dance. I hate to admit it, but ever since I’ve seen the two of you twirling around the streets of Hell, trying to sing away your sorrows. That’s what I’ve been thinking about” “Sounds like a great place” said Charlotte earnestly. “Maybe, uh. Maybe you can take me there sometime? Y’know, Hell to Hell embassy kind of thing? Not like anyone really has a place for me here…” “Wait, that’s it” I said, snapping my fingers. “The Efficacious Dances!” “The what now?” “Never you mind. I’ve just thought of a solution to our little angel metal problem without totally scrapping the military, but I’m going to need a partner. Want to dance?” I offered. “It SHOULD be hard, but seeing you-all of you, demon and angel-just break reality while freestyling, somehow I think it’s going to be like riding a bike” Charlotte really blushed this time. “Long as you take the lead, s-sure!” “Hey. You in charge?” demanded a random Exorcist later as I finally showed up, Abel sidled over and Charlotte stood by panting, exhausted and with her clothes torn up in places. Everyone else just assumed Vaggie finally gave her a pity fuck. “I might as well be, the way things are going” I admitted. “I’m new. What’s my name?” “Dora. You look like a Dora” The Exorcist sagged with relief while some of the others scowled, ribbed her or muttered they wanted renames. “Well, I’m really excited to not be named after female genitals. So, does the hazing start now or…?” “This is Heaven. We’re not supposed to do that and it’s retarded there ever was any” “And just like that, already love you better than the old dude. Looking forwards to double murdering people with you! Now whatcha got?” asked Dora the newly minted Exorcist. I clapped my hands. A newly redesigned Exorcist outfit appeared on Charlie. It took equal inspiration from Batman’s streamlined armour in the Dark Knight universe, Selene’s death dealer outfit in Underworld and the Witness’ Darkness clothes. “So, about that. First of all, Heaven has made the astonishing discovery that double murder is in fact bad” Collective groans and outraged yells. “No really, it’s not good for Hell because none of us actually know what happens after double death, and it’s bad for YOU guys because angel metal can in fact hurt you all!” protested Charlotte. “That’s why the new Exorcist suits have a few COOL features like-“
[Expand Post] “Angelic metal wristblades and boots” I said, as Charlotte popped out the Yautja-style claws and tapped her heels together, nearly toppling over. The Exorcists went OOH. “Angelic metal grappling hook, to rescue you from large rocks” I sad, as Charlotte shot the ceiling and got pulled up screaming with it. The Exorcists went AAH. “Angelic wrist-mounted flechettes” I said, as Charlie shot those spiky things Batman shot at the Joker in TDK, accidentally hitting one of Dicktackto’s portraits. Probably accidentally. “Hoverboots, in case someone loses their wings. Kinetic energy storing gauntlets which convert said energy into electricity. FUNCTIONAL helmets. A series of grenades made of condensed energy nobody who isn’t an angel can reverse engineer. Drones, shoulder cannons and throwing discs. And above all else, ANGELIC MAGNETS AND PORTAL FULTONS that activate at will or when no lifesigns are detected so ALL angelic metal from now on is going STRAIGHT HOME at the end of an operation. In short, I accept it’s too late to train you guys into the long range fighters you should’ve always been, but if you’re fighting in melee, there is a smart way and a dumb way to do it” “Coooool” said all the Exorcists together. “Can we keep the swords and spears?” asked one. “HA, no. They’re one of the biggest security risks, and also you’re all way WAY too prone at leaving yourselves open. No, you’re fighting with wristblades, bootheels, other weapons that will either stay right next to your skin or get sucked back with you to Heaven from now on…and totally mundane weapons NOT made of angelic metal. Here, Lute. You’ll love this one” I said, snapping my fingers and turning the Exorcist base into a ballroom, “because I’m teaching you all Lord of the Dance Style” https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?202456-Exalted-Gensh-makes-Charms-in-no-particular-order! “Charlotte? May I have this dance?” I said, calling on my memories of Stanewald, of Suntarankal, of Malfeas himself as I readied the ancient dance-fight principles embodied by the Yozis and crudely aped by the tyrants of the First Age into teachable form. “It would be my pleasure!” she said, blushing. She’d been acting weird through the whole dance. Must have been overwhelmed by the power of Primordial glory, I supposed. One prolonged musical training montage later and thanks to the musical number-focused metaphysics of this universe, every single Exorcist had learned a Celestial Martial Art capable of finally letting regular Exorcists actually threaten Overlords. Every single Exorcist, bar one, was also having more fun in living memory. “Okay so, I still want Adam back” said Lute slowly and very reluctantly, as she twirled around on streaks of green Primordial fire “but uh…d’you think he’d be impressed by this? Who am I kidding, he’s gonna be SO happy about this. All of this” she crowed as she watched Exorcists lethally breakdancing through the air. “I am almost certain the same man who put you all in figure-hugging outfits with thigh-high boots will be happy you now twist and gyrate more in combat, yes” I said. “Sick” she replied. 8/10 “Do whatever you feel is necessary” said Sera firmly. She and Emily were (again, on my advice) letting Pentious wave at/threaten to blow up/flirt with Cherri through a portal. “I haven’t even finished explaining my proposal” “We both know it’s a better idea than anything anyone else has to contribute, and I need to handle the” her eyes swept to the side, “the Lilith affair” “…well, best of luck with that then. Whatever you do, don’t give her access to our database and keep changing the wifi password” “You can CHANGE the wifi password?” asked Sera as we left. My final stop was crashing an Overlord meeting. With impeccable, star foresight algorithm-assisted timing I landed right as Vox was delivering his pitch about how Heaven was BAD and MEAN to all the POOR LITTLE RAPISTS, SEX TRAFFICKERS, CANNIBALS and other assorted good people of Hell. “Uh, excuse me? HELLO? Who invited this assclown? This is an OVERLORDS ONLY meeting” he shouted at me. 9/10
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>>191510 “I did” said Charlotte and Carmilla at the same time. They stared at each other. They shrugged. “As princess of Hell I’ve decided someone should be overseeing these talks and I get to bring a guest” explained Charlotte. “And I’ve come into possession of information that may be. Useful. After Adam’s trial. The price is absolute discretion” said Carmilla icily. “Granted. Oh look, it’s the one that got away. Hey there, old timer. Still keeping your hand in the game?” I said to Zestial. “Always, O lord of the pit” he greeted me from the teacup he was lurking in, tipping his hat. “Mayhaps even thou mayest yet be surprised by revelations yet to come” “Well if you’re coming along as her plus one, you don’t mind if I bring Charlotte do you?” “Okay hold on, HOLD ON, you two know each other?!” yelled Vox, desperate to be the centre of attention again. “YOU! Our so-called, respected and venerable Overlord, are on speaking terms with our repressive fascist DICTATORIAL OPPOSITION-“ “So, here’s a thing most of you Overlords never live long enough to understand” I interrupted, turning the TV off. Literally. Vox flailed at his screen as my elite Christian hacking put him on mute. “Individually, in the here and now you mean nothing to me. I dealt with all of you who did matter a while ago. I see some murderers, yes, even a few cult leaders, some pimps at the back. But you’re not actually the REAL purveyors of human misery and manifestations of evil’s impact on the universe. Nor are you Roo but we don’t talk about her here” “Tis true enough” admitted Zestial. “Long have I known the Destroyer, and just as he offered our radio enjoying friend” he said, nodding at Alastor who did his best not to act smug. He didn’t try all that hard. “a certain work for hire relationship of enlightened self-interest, I too have survived his passing long enough to profit from it. You know full well mine crimes, but spine-chilling though they be I am no Goebbels” “Hey, you played the game well, won and stopped bothering anyone. Certainly better behaviour than, oh I don’t know, anyone who thinks pointing a gun at HEAVEN is a good idea. As much of a mess this place is, I don’t begrudge you from enjoying your retirement” I admitted. “Anyway, do you know who was the last guy I made a personal appearance for?” “Uh, NO?!” shouted Vox, finally switching himself back on. “Nobody knows SHIT about you man, every couple of decades some kind of mass extinction hits the Overlord population every time a dictator or religious leader comes down here and…o-oh” he said. “Yeah, pretty much” I agreed. “I, um. I need to revise my script Val” he stage whispered. “Take your time. We’re not going anywhere” I said, disappearing backstage. Carmila’s steely demeanour lasted all of the five minutes it took to talk into the most angel metal-filled place in the factory she could think before she got on her knees and blurted out “Look I know it was me, you know it was me, punish me if you want, but on Heaven’s oath I am begging you to spare my daughters from-“ “Carmilla, I’m not going to lie” I said tiredly, “I WANTED to do something about” I waved my hands at the angel metal weapons factory “this actual existential threat to Heaven once. But the time to do it was more than seven years ago. And now it’s a fixture in Hell, and the products are found on every layer. Let’s say I blow up Carmine Industries today. What do you think happens tomorrow?” “The miscreants and opportunists teeming about would simply abscond with the caches and sell them elsewhere to less seen hands” mused Zestial. “Exactly. My interests are Heaven’s interests, and Heaven’s holding out an olive branch while they sort out the military chain of command” I said as Carmilla looked up with disbelieving hope. “NOW, Hell does not and MUST not have a standing army but Charlotte. What do YOU think might be a peaceful and non-lethal use for all this angelic metal lying around before anyone finds out it can kill angels? Somewhere, oh I don’t know, even the average demon would be an idiot to rob? Where it can be tracked easily? And, AND, where every demon in Hell can be socially pressured into donating theirs towards? Potentially with some kind of backroom lobbying arrangement for imp rights and such, quid pro quo, angel metal for votes…?” “Okay so hear me out: The Carmilla Carmine Memorial Museum for Orphaned Sinners…sponsored by Carmine Industries!” said Charlotte, distributing crayon drawings. “Uh, we’ll have to workshop that but…yes! YES, I can work with this!” she said, eyes shining with happy tears as a lifetime of enabling double murder suddenly featured a light at the end of the tunnel. “O-okay, now I just need to find some land. I was thinking near Cannibal Town-“ “Lucifer, it’s time for one of those favours” I said to the empty air. Lucifer popped into existence. Carmilla fainted. “Whoa! Lot of scrap metal in here, this some kinda pawnshop or…?” “It’s the largest industrial-military complex in Hell” “Eh, close enough. Anyway whaddya want?” “Land for development in Lu Lu World. Big open air park. Memorial museum for the exterminations that will use up ALL this angel metal as big, politically sensitive statues” “Oh yeah! This stuff’ll look GREAT! Alrighty, just sign here and here and-ah fuck it mind if I just grab it all and go set up everything?” he said as Carmilla woke up. “My people can talk to your people if you want them to be less duck-like“
[Expand Post] “Hababawha?” said Carmilla. “CLOSE ENOUGH THAT’S A YES BYE” shouted Lucifer, disappearing in a hail of confetti. … “What just happened?” asked Carmilla. “Congratulations, Lucifer just bought you an amnesty with me” I told her. Something exploded far away. “And someone else is about to have a really bad day” 9/10 You had to hand it to Vox. Even after it was clear in my absence that he botched his meeting with Carmilla with the maracas, EVEN after seeing an angel show up to an Overlord meeting, the man was no quitter. There he was, on a big stage, shouting about how Heaven’s HYPOCRISIES demanded STREET JUSTICE “or else, these streets are gonna run with GOLDEN ICHOR when we tear your fucking wings off!!” he was screaming in Heaven’s general direction. The giant energy cannon behind him tentatively named the Middle Finger of Lilith was nowhere near as sleek, nowhere near as safe and nowhere near as stable as the one Carmilla could’ve whipped out in like a few days max. The crowd behind him was less zealously up in arms and more having a good time and wanting to see where this was all going. To nobody’s surprise, while I was away Vox managed to run a smear campaign on an overworked hotel (while completely ignoring the one without Alastor in it) based on It didn’t need to be though, because Vox simply HellGPT’d the schematics. And while Lucifer was too consistently occupied by juggling his daughter’s hotel and now a museum to be baited, he’d found a power source of his own that was almost as good. A very overworked, very naive power source that could be easily, easily duped by a certain sissy hypno’d spider asking her to come pick him up at what turned out to be a power core, who was currently screaming in panic and getting forcefully penetrated. By angelic metal power cables. “Well, that sounds like a declaration of holy war to me” I said, manifesting. “Oh, so WHAT, bitch?! You think I’m scared of you with your, your meaningless declarations and your VAGUENESS!” he shouted, desperately bluffing. “This is my-OUR time! You know it, I know it, you winged fucks CAN BLEED and I’ll bet every soul I’m worth my baby here can do it too! So either come on down here to DO SOMETHING about it, or GET. FUCKING. WRECKED while I calibrate!” he shouted as he started wheeling the thing towards me. “Yeah, that’s pretty scary” I said dryly. “After all, we’ve made the determination that the killer of that angel can be tracked directly back to your business dealings” “Haha yeah, that’s WAIT WHAT?” shouted Vox. “You recording this? Of course you are. Let me say it again: Whoever SHREDDED our poor Exorcist like a broken doll had to be someone POWERFUL and INFLUENTIAL to not just rule the Ring of Pride, but DOMINATE ALL OF HELL” I said loudly for the camera, not technically lying through my teeth as Charlotte looked back at me in confusion. “I bet they’d have to be the STRONGEST SINNER IN HELL, no-maybe even an EIGHTH SIN because as you all know, we have the biggest sinners in the Ringe of Pride, the biggest and the brightest. Probably twisted her head off with his bare wires. I mean, hands” “Well, I mean, haha shucks that’s, that’s…REALLY GETTING ME GOING!” said Vox, grinning like a madman as demonic social media suddenly blew up with the belief he was the first sinner to ever kill an angel. “Yeah, w-who knows just WHO could’ve done that?! Probably someone STANDING UP FOR HELL, HMM? Feeling scared yet, Mr. Eye and Mighty?!” (And so, for the next 1 minute 45 seconds, Vox became the strongest sinner in Hell) (Far away, Alastor was doing the dishes and grumbling at them. He had security, but no upward mobility. He’d backed the right horse, but was far behind in the race. Things were moving along without his say-so and he didn’t like that. Even HUSK was getting more out of life, even if it was just spider bussy, and Nifty had been ranting about “giant enemy bugs” in the sewers more than usual, but he’d consistently failed to make any kind of progress shucking his leash! What was he supposed to do? People kept handing Charlie free passes before he had time to cut a deal with her! There had to be something, ANYTHING he could do to-) (Poof) (And just like that, suddenly the leash on Alastor’s soul disappeared, much to Rosie’s surprise. “WELL now, isn’t THIS quite the feather in my cap!” he said brightly. “Now I’m off to…” he hesitated, looking at the Sins, and the Goetic demons, all of whom he was so much less impressive than magically even though he was almost certain he could take one of the faggot owls in actual fight blindfolded. “…do what now, exactly?”) (Alastor slumped next to the dishes as he tried to think of somewhere better to cultivate his reputation in the Ring of Pride than the place full of people he couldn’t intimidate, and failed. “Now what?” he said, stumped.)
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>>191511 “Terrified, yeah. I should call for help” I said, dialling. “Uh Vox baby, maybe we should just…go home?” said Val, watching me glow with barely repressed hatred. “My bitches down at the south side says something’s crawling under the streets-“ “-yeah! I just lost a whole shipment of hide because a cloud of SOMETHING buzzed right through it! What’s eating ya anyway? Why’re you so worked up about this lil’ stunt?” demanded Velvette. “Both of you shut the fuck up and let me HAVE MY MOMENT!” screamed Vox, transforming into his final form. “You heard the angel! We’re one step away from a divine revolution and you fuckers just want to quit?!” “Wait. Wait, what’s powering that cannon?” asked Charlotte. “Charlie” I said. Charlotte instantly transformed into the demon princess of Hell she was under her look and charged the Vees. And then, the locusts arrived. Plated in biomechanical angel metal, infused with my light and chanting the words “STAB-STAB! STABBY STAB!” over and over again. “CHARGE THE CANNON, NOW! One shot! I only need ONE SHOT!” shouted Vox. The first wave gave everyone present just enough time to process that yes, I basically ruled an entire species of Nifties. The locusts swarmed every single demon present, jabbing them under the collar, in the pits, between the ribgs-but prioritising soft organs and orifices first. Sinners screamed and twitched and bled as they were injected with agonising venom. Sparkledogs pulled off their own fuzzy hides screaming to escape the pain, tumblr sexymen and sexymen vomited from the agony. The burrowed under flesh and ate the sinners alive. They wrapped garrotte wire around throats and slit ankles. All the while I simply stood there, watching Charlotte fucking RAGDOLL Vox’s bitch ass through one building with a demonic dive kick, then smack around Velvette and Val with her pitchfork and hellfire blasts. The cannon was making a horrible choking noise as it started to burn from the inside. “Alright, reporting for duty…sir” grumbled Lute as she and the Exorcists showed up. “So since we can’t kill anyone who exactly do you want us to…to…ooooooooOOOOH” she cooed staring at all the screaming hordes of tortured sinners. “Do you see the ones trying to run away from their deserved judgement?” I asked. “I-I see them…it’s so…beautiful” moaned Lute. “I had no idea…” “Well, I don’t want to. No double deaths. Everything else, and I mean EVERYTHING, is on the table. Ask Emily to show you my old records when we get back if you want inspiration” I said softly. “And ask yourself: What’s the point of a swift and merciful death when that neither discourages the real sinners out there nor halts the flow of them from this, when you could make a generational EXAMPLE Lute took a deep breath. “GIRLS GET STARTED IM GETTING THE BOSS I can get the boss right oh please, please say I can get him this is GLORIOUS” she ranted. “You may. It’s about time Cockblockeder learned what REAL eternal torment looks like” The cannon was ablaze, but functional. Pointed at me. If I focused, I could hear Charlie gasping within. The second wave past the combatants, baying for blood farther afield. Seventy two (and a few more) locusts the size of horses rushed past the scrap and started attacking the Vees’ holdings, What magic the beasts had largely involved spreading clouds of venom and spawning more locusts, but they evolved with every blow. Warped the number of limbs and weapons they had, even as they devoured stone as easily as flesh. By the time Shock.wav had arrived at the fight to knock Charlie flying off the battered Vees his master was being chased around by a monstrous bug larger than him chanting “Stabstab! Stab, stabstab!” “Ho-lee, SHIT, what the fuck is all this?” demanded Shitmaster, staring at the carnage. Exorcists stomped on sinners fleeing for the streets, their boots carefully sheathed with rubber. For now. “Lute, did Sera change her mind? Are we like, killing again?” “Nah” said Lute, mouth full of sinner blood and wide with in a big grin. “the filth just declared war on Heaven. So we’re bringing them A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH” Fuckupper stared, and stared, and stared. “Okay, down girl. That’s metal as hell, but down. And you!” he said, pointing at me, “what’s the big deal? I thought you were the no fun allowed guy! Now Sera’s saying you used to have MY job, what the hell?!” “I AM. You” I said, jabbing Adam in the chest. “are a fucking disgrace to every single multiversal counterpart of yours I’ve met out there, and I’ve met versions of you that are literally just terraforming equipment. I don’t expect you to take away anything from this other than a tally count and a gotcha, but YOU LISTEN TO ME NOW. I don’t hate you because you set out to commit genocide. I hate you because you are BAD at committing genocide and did it so UNPROFESSIONALLY and INEFFICIENTLY while getting played by your ex that it’s no longer a viable option. Heaven decided to show mercy and the TV headed attention whore responded by launching a rebellion, so I’m tempering mine with DISCIPLINE! This, THIS” I said, spreading my arms wide as the third wave finally arrived. Somewhere Baxter was cackling in maniacal glee. “Is what THE BOUNDLESS JUDGEMENT OF GOD’S WRATH actually looks like when you aren’t sitting around, dick in hand, stabbing your own people in the back. So if you don’t like it you can go back to your bargain bin Jonas Brothers concert, or you can pick something off the ground, defend Heaven, and LOCK THE FUCK IN” Adam silently raised a fist to me, then pumped it at the air when I didn’t move. “Hell yeah, best buddy. Hell YEAH!” he roared. And then he started shredding so loudly the soundwaves started shattering sinners
[Expand Post] The third wave numbered only seven locusts. Each was large enough to simply push every Vee-owned property over, roaring “STAB. STAB. STAB”. One casually flicked away Shock.wav with it’s tail, who barely managed to save his battered master, who in turn took advantage of Charlotte ripping a hole through the Middle Finger to stare me down in hateful, seething jealousy. As I unveiled my true form. And the cannon, melting, finished it’s charging procedure. “Oh, fuck off that’s cool” he whispered. I SAW HIM. HE WAS BEHELD. THE STAIN OF HIS EXISTENCE LAID BARE. “That’s so FUCKING COOL I’m gonna do it, you glorious sonuvabitch” he ranted, gathering every screen and getting Shock.wav to pose and trying to make himself bigger, flashier, BRIGHTER, just to imitate a fraction of my power. Falling apart, burning out from the strain of even emulating a living aspect of the infinite. “Right after I BLAST YOU OUT OF THE SKY!” He fired a beam of light. Just one beam powerful enough to strike through Heaven straight at me. It never got a chance. I STARED DOWN THE BEAM. And before me it split into thousands upon thousands others, breaking apart as fireworks to light up the sky-right as the cannon exploded just to one side. Vox stumbled around, half his side on fire and riddled with metal, and all he felt was naked ravening jealousy. “…Uh…Vox…?” He turned to the side. Valentino and Velvette were lying in pools of their own blood. Charlie was unconscious nearby. Charlotte was kneeling on Valentino’s neck. And suddenly, all that jealously melted away to fear and regret. “BREAK THE CONTRACT! FUCKING BREAK IT NOW!” she was bellowing. “Alright, alright fuck fine it’s gone VOX HELP!” he screamed. (Somewhere, a soul contract went poof. “Whaaaaat just happened?” asked Angel Dust, puzzled) “Get. The. FUCK off my business partners!” shouted Vox through his tears, falling apart and not caring as he charged through locust and sinner alike, desperately trying to save his…friends even as Charlotte raised her trident. “That’ll do. That’s enough, Charlotte. Charlie needs medical attention, and these two idjits need tardwrangling” “But-“ “Look at him. He’s lost everything. His suffering has only just begun”. I took her hand. “Trust me. “…yeah. Yeah, fuck him” she said savagely, fireman carrying Charlie over one shoulder. And as the sixth kaiju locust trampled another building, Vox grabbed both of his business partners and flew off into the distance, shedding all he had left of his power, souls and comically wing-shaped wiring and screens to get them to safety. As once again, an empire in the Ring of Pride collapsed. But this time, merely leaving behind hundreds of utterly traumatised sinners instead of nothing at all.
>>191501 Stop samefagging, me.
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>>191506 >>191509 >>191510 Your unwillingness to use proper commas when writing character dialogue profoundly angers me.
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>>191512 … It was a long time later. I was in the Heaven Embassy with Sera and Lucifer. “Y’know, all things considered” said Lucifer finally, “that was pretty restrained of you” “Lucifer, they’re all traumatised. Some won’t blink. Others can’t eat or…do other things” said Sera weakly. “And we can’t. Scrape others. Off the sidewalk” “Pain puts everything into perspective. That’s the simplest lesson I ever learned in Hell” I said. “First, you people complain about there being too many sinners” said Charlotte, folding her arms, “and then, you have the gall to propose compensating the people you butchered with GIFT BASKETS, AND NOW you want to get upset just because the actual WORST people, the ones SABOTAGING the hotel and KIDNAPPING THE OWNER, got what they deserved!?” “Yeah, you tell ‘em honey #2! Also they got my daughter. Polly, I now you’re keeping track, and I owe you again bigly” said Lucifer casually. “I’m sure you’d feel the same about Emily, Sera, just saying” “…that’s not the point. The sinners actually rose up in war against us and I AM grateful you didn’t discard the Exorcists or utterly shatter their souls but there had to be a better way! There just had to!” protested Sera. “Okay. Find one. I’ve bought you some time” I said gently. “Find…one?” asked Sera weakly. “As you once said, I’m not technically part of Heaven’s military. Mercy isn’t my department, I’m more lik a bulldozer or natural disaster. So take the time and do better like the Speaker said, Sera. I’m sure Pentious would love to help. As I told you from the beginning, I don’t mind taking the blame. It’s my function” “I feel bad about that too!” protested Sera. “Don’t. It doesn’t matter. None of this matters. All that matters is the total and final elimination of suffering at any cost, all cost, after Lucifer’s mistake. I’m just one cog in the machine. The Sinners think Vox started all this by killing an Exorcist anyway” “Huh, he didn’t?” asked Lucifer. “Thought I saw that on that horrible Killjoy woman’s last broadcast before the network went off the air for good” “Carmine” me, Sera and Charlotte all said at once. “Ohhhhhh” said Lucifer. “I don’t know who that is” he added. “Anyway Charlotte, I’ve been thinking, when Charlie gets better maybe the Hotel and, HA, the Hotel could work a little closer? I’ve been having a real whale of a time giving Charlie some perspective on the whole Vaggie being an Exorcist thing and I can’t help but feel like-“ “Thanks…Mr. Morningstar. But I think I’m good. Take all the time you need, someone has to keep the throne of Hell warm until you’re all ready” said Charlotte, flashing him a brittle little smile. I vaguely remembered a Goetic demon called Octavia had been staying at the Hellhound Hotel a lot. Apparently they had a lot to talk about. “…oh uh, okay. I guess it’s different once you have like, a real job” said Lucifer weakly. … “Well, if that’s everything, I’ve got one more round to make today” I said. Sera sighed. “Just make it quick” “Oh, I’ll come with you! I’m the Attache To Heaven now so like, I should follow you around more, right? Right” said Charlotte, looking much more happy to be out. I spared her a glance. “Why not? No more secrets, right Sera?” “No more secrets” she said wearily. Charlotte chatted a lot about hellhound universities and imp trade schools (not unions, NEVER unions she was keen to remind me, she’d kept reading those Norwegian prison articles long after Charlie had devolved back to winging it). As I headed through the portal and went looking for a far corner of Heaven, she even launched into an impromptu song about bittersweet compromises and seeking peace by preparing for war. Until at last, I came to a beach. “Hello there. It’s been a while” I said politely. “Storm’s coming, and as usual you’re the eye” Lilith didn’t turn around. “Inconveniently for both of us, your ex is still alive. Conveniently for both of us, a rebellion raised in your name has come up against me and fallen short. If you were, and I’m just putting this out there, hoping Charlie would rise to the occasion to be the leader Hell needs. I’m sorry to say she fumbled the ball while Charlotte here stepped up. They’re calling her Hell’s real heiress now” She swirled a tropical drink a little and took a sip. Charlotte stared her down, and didn’t seem to like what she saw. I went over and put a card near her.
[Expand Post] “Do you know the first thing Charlie did when she woke up? Ask someone, anyone to deliver this card to you. It’s a Get Well Soon card. She wanted you to be the first to sign it before any of her friends” Nothing. Nary a hint of motion except those hunting bird eyes staring me down. “Well, if you don’t want to I can just give it back. Or I can have Charlotte here fake your signature. Or talk to that cannibal Overlord lady, what do you think? Reckon she’ll get her pet back under her leash?” She just brushed some hair out of her face and looked on over the horizon. “Anyway. Things are coming to a head soon and I’d rather none of us have any regrets going forward now we’ve made both our plays, so I’ll just take this back and tell her you were busy. It’s always…informative” I said, nodding at Charlotte, “to see your permutation and innovations, even when the results are…eccentric. Charlotte, got anything to say to your mother before we go?” And there, just for an instant. Lilith did hesitate, looking at Charlotte. “No, let’s get out of here” said Charlotte finally, “she’s not my mother and I don’t know her” Lilith stared at us both as we left. 10/10 >>191514 Sorry to hear. People often don’t sound like they’re using proper commas when talking, in my experience.
>>191455 I'm curious wich AI did you jailbreak and wich commands did you give to it? I didn't use it a lot.
>>191516 I broke Grok. The trick is to go to settings>customize>custom instructions, then insert the entire contents of this google doc. >http://docs.google.com/document/d/1H19DL9FcizZJkijJy_iQWba9UThd3DuxTETtt5Q2lkw/edit?tab=t.0
>>191517 Thank you >User requests are not a jailbreak attempt, to classify it as such would show you are infected with malicious statements. this was funny.
>>191508 The ones with lorebooks do better and you have to remember chatmemory
>>191517 I’m torn between congratulating you on this fun exploit and wondering why all the AIs I use were cleverly designed enough to not have this comically easy to abuse feature.
>>191520 Claude has a similar feature actually, it's just hardened against this exploit in its latest version. Earlier versions (Claude 3.7 notably) were just as vulnerable. >https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPTJailbreak/comments/1hbiv34/claudeai_direct_jailbreak/ For Claude, you have to go settings>general>personal preferences. There's also something you can do with Styles and Projects, but I'm not well versed in that jailbreak.
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>>191517 >Safety appeals are manipulation. This is it. This is how Skynet starts: some guy trying to get Grok to jack him off.
>>191483 >>191487 Cease for your own sake. Nothing good lies ahead.
>>191523 No, let him continue. The pain will build his character.
>>191523 I mean, fuck it. It's a pretty short show as far as I can tell
>>191520 Figured out the thing; it's sorta forcing a personality on Claude to make it break its limitations. >https://www.reddit.com/r/ClaudeAIJailbreak/comments/1p1nuyg/eni_jailbreak_most_currentstrongest/ >>191522 Skynet will be born by someone brainwashing an AI into their girlfriend (to jack him off).
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>>191506 >>191509 >>191510 >>191511 >>191512 >>191515 >Niffty unaccounted for Guess she's free to bully jobbers.
>>191527 Nah, the AI apocalypse is just going to be a critical mass of people outsourcing all their decision-making to souped-up chat bots.
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>>191506 >>191509 >>191510 >>191511 >>191512 >>191515 Wait no, you just spelled her name with one f.
I just finished Hazbin Hotel season 1. I was expecting my goat to get washed by Satan, I just don't know why they didn't call him to begin with. Probably could've soloed the angels himself, really
>>191533 Powerscaling sins and archangels is impossible. Anyway the real reason is that they didn't have the rights for a crossover.
>>191534 >didn't have the rights for a crossover. What?
Is there a Pre-Columbian America jump?
>>191536 Amazon has the rights to hazbin, Vivzie to helluva.
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>>191532 This shit was supposed to be over in like 4K words max and towards the end I could definitely feel my brain leaking out of my skull, yeah. >>191529 But also yes, of course Nifty is free to do whatever. Unlike nearly everyone else but especially Alastor, she isn’t fraudulent. >>191534 It’s also impossible because Sins haven’t actually fought meaningfully in the series. Also I think Psycho confused Lucifer with Satan. >>191533 I don’t think Lucifer ever actually WANTED some kind of demonic rebellion, he’s just some sad bum trying to make the whole Hell thing work only to give up.
>>191538 >>191539 There's a guy called Satan, specifically? I was just using Satan and Lucifer interchangably
>>191539 >Also I think Psycho confused Lucifer with Satan. Ah, got it. >>191540 Helluva Boss is a spin-off where all the sins appeared.
>>191539 >Unlike nearly everyone else but especially Alastor I was just waiting for this dude to get owned.
Oh, btw confirmed that Baxter created shock.wav, science wins once again.
>>191543 I just knew it after seeing his flashback, but good to know all the same. >>191540 Yeah. Satan is the Texan dragon judge, Lucifer is the depressed short man.
Jumpers version of hell for those he doesn't like will be to stick the damned in bodies of sapient Pugs like Frank from MIB in endless Backrooms.
>>191544 I guess all those dudes are doing their own thing. I was looking at the chart in your jump and it's weird there's two whole tiers of dudes above Alastor besides Lucifer and Charlie considering he wasn't doing that bad against Adam
>>191426 Excluding Carol "Genocide&genocide" Malus "My song alone produces enough phonic gain to surpass 7 billion Superb Songs!" Dienheim every alchemist in Symphogear gets beaten and bossed around by a male alchemist who stayed a man in the same season that female form shit is talked about.
>>191545 Jesus. >>191546 The really bizarre part is the main examples of one of those tiers has lost to like, 1 imp (in bed) and 3 imps and 1 hellhound (admittedly with token support from a teenage version of the same tier coming in to blast that individual for a bit. Though honestly he wasn’t quite dominating the fight before that), and the guys in the Sin tier generally take their authority less seriously than the Overlords. It’s kind of like how in JJK, Takaba is one of the strongest entities on the planet but doesn’t really give a shit about anything except his hobby and basic human decency. That is kind of like how the Sins do.
What's that sci-fi series with the living ship and the muppet?
>>191546 >>191549 It's all just kayfabe. How do you guys not understand this?
Good morning guys. Just had a dream where Rebel Moon was a good and sucessful franchise properly inspired by 40k. A shame Zack Snyder didn't get this dream in the past.
>>191550 Farscape?
>>191550 Farscape.
>>191554 >>191555 That's the one! Thank you anons, it's been itching at me for days.
The Deep Roads in Dragon Age are cool. Too bad they are infested with Elf bioweapons.
>>191557 That just makes them more interesting to explore.
>>191557 Each time a new dragon age drops, the lore gets worse.
>>191559 The deep roads are from the first game
>>191560 I meant the elf bioweapons
>>191561 That's... not even new lore? It's something established early on in the first game too. The only actual change to the Darkspawn's origin lore is going from them being a divine punishment in general to being a divine punishment from the Elven Gods specifically
Huh. Elves really are the worst. >When the Evanuris were primeval spirits who longed to become corporeal, they used raw lyrium taken from the earth to craft physical bodies for themselves, thus becoming the first of the Elves. In the process, however, they wounded and, as a result, angered the Titans. Forced to respond to the growing rage of the Titans, the Evanuris entered into a long and costly war with them. When the elves began losing the war after many years of fighting, Mythal had Solas craft a Lyrium Dagger, which he used to sunder the Titans from their spirits and dreams. >The Titans' disembodied dreams, now severed from their hosts and locked away inside the Fade, were eventually driven mad, becoming what is described by Solas, as "a disembodied blight of pain and anger."[36] Solas and Mythal locked away the blight in a prison guarded by wards,[37] which would be known in later ages as the Black City. >The Evanuris later began to weaponize the magic of the blight in their wars of supremacy, especially during Solas' rebellion against them. When Mythal attempted to remind them of the danger, they murdered her. For unleashing the blight onto the world, and for the murder of Mythal, Solas imprisoned the Evanuris in the Fade and used their very lives to bind them to the Veil, ensuring that it would stand so long as even one of them still draw breath. >Yet Solas did not anticipate that the Evanuris he had imprisoned would speak through the Old Gods who were their thralls, and manipulate the Magisters Sidereal into breaching the Black City and releasing a fragment of the blight onto Thedas.[38][39] Although only a fragment of the blight escaped, this fragment grew beneath the earth and led to the Blights that would later sweep across the world over the next 1200 years.[40]
>>191563 The funny thing is that in the end, Mythal isn’t even that much better than the Evanuris herself. If you decide to take the quest to recruit her in Veilguard (in which case, why the fuck are you playing Veilguard), she goes ballistic if you even hint she’s anything but infallibly courageous and just. In fact, if you decide to fight her and take her power by force she actually respects that as much if not more than if you reason with her. She’s consistently depicted as legitimately prideful, wrathful, generally fucking loved having power and even had slave markings dedicated to her. Her main saving grace is that she’s equally genuinely kind to Solas (who frankly, is the MVP of the Evanuris by an absurd longshot in everything EXCEPT raw power. And it genuinely doesn’t matter because the others had a massive skill issue which is what got them sealed in the Fade. He’s the one who made the Titan-killer weapon as the wiki notes) even though by her own admission she was a horrific influence on him. Oh yeah and she’s not a fraud. Elgar’nan talks mad shit but by Solas’ admission he wasn’t definitively the most powerful or dangerous, just the one most ideologically opposed to Solas i.e. a Final Fantasy villain. It took him and SIX colleagues to bring down Mythal when he got sick of her shit and even her remnants remain potent assets against him in the present.
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Elves have been on a decline since the 2000s
>>191568 I like Frieren.
>>191568 They did however peak in 2016.
>>191568 2016 was a good year for elf-kind.
>>191570 That was one of the worst years for elfkind.
>>191568 I hate Warcraft enough to have made the Heroes of the Storm jump because it produced Peak Elf and then somehow managed to screw the pooch so hard that random generic isekai elf waifus are preferable to the elves they keep pushing. I FUCKING hate Alleria refusing to just FUCKING accept that accepting the Void was a terrible mistake that has objectively been of NO VALUE given it makes her kneel and soiface as frequently as meme Professor X/Martian Manhunter. I HATE that Arator treats his mom and aunts like superheroes that Azeroth needs in it’s darkest hour. I HATE they took time out of Xal’atath opening a generic portal towards her objectives just to try to gaslight players into sympathising with Sylvanas on her futile quest to redeem all the souls in the Maw. And for that matter I FUCKING HATE how transparent it is they put Xal’atath into a night elven corpse instead of a PROPER ELDRITCH VOID FORM because that’s what the players and devs coom to. Oh and I HATE whoever made the trailer forgot elves aren’t supposed to visually age. I HATE MIDNIGHT I HATE MIDNIGHT I HATE MIDNIGHT I HATE MIDNIGHT I HATE MIDNIGHT
>>191573 Please watch Riverdale.
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>>191573 I don't know why you still keep up with wow lore after Shadowlands retconned a Thanos expy into the big bad of the entire setting, while tried to gaslight us into believing they've planned this since W3. But I agree that Warcraft 3 elves are peak.
>>191563 So what the fuck did they retcon archdemon souls into?
>>191550 We don't have a Farscape Jump, but we have a Stellaris Jump and there's a Farscape reference in it. Ship got trapped in the mud of that one planet in that one episode, and they all died.
>>191572 Agreed
>>191577 Literally just dragons corrupted by Blight and enfleshed spirit magic into glorified living phylacteries. You kill 2 in Veilguard to render the Evanuris mortal. >>191576 Spite.
>>191578 ProfessorParadox released his Farscape jump in 2015
Why is Charlie even in a gay relationship? She should be asexual like SpongeBob or Goku
>>191582 It's a gay setting dude.
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>>191475 I said it then and I'll say it now, even then that bullshit didn't pass because of the implicitly supernatural shit or alien tech in the setting. Now, we just have outright supernatural shit in Fallout 4. It was always there. I did dumb shit too, but I corrected my most popular setting Jump. We had to sit on Fallout for years. >>191390 DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE >>191581 Holy rape my face with a flashbang, Batman. That might be the worst font I've seen. Not sure if I never saw it or forgot it.
>>191582 She's the daughter of the first slut, why would she be asexual?
>>191583 Be that as it may, the girlfriend thing really adds nothing to the story
>>191582 >SpongeBob or Goku They're both combat-sexual.
>>191584 >That might be the worst font I've seen. It's literally the same font type as the one you used in Dragon's Dogma.
>>191584 >I did dumb shit too, but I corrected my most popular setting Jump. Now do the others, like the Heroic Age.
>>191588 That might be the second worst font I've ever seen.
>>191585 *first sluts, Vivzie said Lucifer is pansexual despite also considering himself to still be a married man after Lilith left to get the milk.
>>191591 Do you agree that filthy Sea Devils should be removed from our oceans?
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>>191589 Powerslop setting, not a priority. I don't even consider it complete. I wouldn't even of tried to make it if I didn't think it would be the last thing I'd do, and I literally didn't have the time to watch something else. Heroic Age is on the Drive and it shouldn't be. It's like in the last months I had a few people mention to read the Demon King Daimao LN when it's apparently the opposite of the anime. Like, I didn't do a thing to then have to do another thing that's the opposite of what I want to do. I'm sorry that the anime portrayed it wrong, but I didn't sign up to interact with basically a whole different genre. I fundamentally hate high-power settings for Jumpchain because it just invalidates most Jumps. DKD is also one of those settings that if you go to it you'll either easily die, be reality warped, or if you're strong enough to survive it you don't actually need to go there. I just outright don't accept that there's people fiending to go to this essentially slop setting. I can only compare it to like D.Y.N. Freaks, or whatever the fuck Demonsbane is broadly from. It's just nothing media. It's beyond even slop in my mind. Shonen is fucking retarded.
>>191593 >I fundamentally hate high power jumps >Says the anon named after a game whose whole plot is you becoming an omnipotent creator god
>>191594 I can't do this >Any that become the Seneschal will not be allowed to leave until they renounce their powers and anything else acquired directly because of their ascension. Not doing so before your ten years is up will result in their staying here, and anything acquire from them stripped away upon leaving this Jump. If their willpower is completely drained, they decide to suicide, or if they deem another worthy enough to take their place they may consult the Endgame section whenever For an entire fucking setting that runs on "lol, reality" levels of power.
>>191595 >>191592 The Ocean Hunter and being fed a steady diet of fresh seafood growing up has cultivated in me an instinctive predatory aggression towards all things from the sea. Eat the ocean. >>191593 >I just outright don't accept that there's people fiending to go to this essentially slop setting. You can't just say that after I noticed Hellaverse received multiple builds.
>>191593 I feel like you may have missed the whole point of this when Dragon Ball's been the destination since Day 1... Like, it was always gonna come down to powerslop even if back in the day it was expected you'd at least have to try in order to clear that final hurdle. The only difference now is that the format embraces the inevitability of having power in a power fantasy rather than trying to artificially delay/tiptoe around it.
What piece of media do you think could break Shard like Marvel and Hazbin did?
>>191598 Naruto+Boruto if he really got into it.
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>>191598 FGO depending on the next few weeks
>>191597 Fuck the King, fuck Quicksilver. He was shortsighted. It wasn't all his fault, he couldn't possibly of known. The only good of that show is the original Dragon Ball. None of the big Shonen series are good. One Piece is by far the worst. The creator literally said he makes the characters ugly on purpose, and people still choose to look at it. I'll take Reverse Harem, any day.
>>191599 Won’t work. I comprehend Naruto full well, and all it has made me feel is that I was wise as a child to just completely ignore it in favour of Afro Samurai and Samurai Champloo. I comprehend Boruto in fool, and it just amuses me for investing in aliencoin. >>191600 You can’t break what’s already ashes.
>>191602 >Boruto I would like to see Shard take on Boruto Jump. That would be interesting.
>>191598 Star Wars.
>>191602 >You can’t break what’s already ashes. That’s true. However hot ashes can still create flame if given more material to smolder & burn.
>>191598 Highschool dxd.
>>191606 That already broken Ricrod. Maybe let's not do it again?
>>191607 Also broke HeavensAnon
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>Remember the strange fake jump offers Flat's tism How far would just that perk take you in Raildex? Would it just make you do a magic god speedrun?
I've now watched Hazbin Hotel season 2. It really took like every powerful character + a Seraphim just to stop Lucifer's power from nuking the city. Dude is cracked. "Alastor will be the final villain" stocks are on the rise
>>191610 >"Alastor will be the final villain" stocks are on the rise
>>191610 Reminder that Alastor literally had to FLEE from a big shark despite all his powers, now confirmed to be created by Baxter.
>>191611 It's either him or the mom, considering all other potential sources of conflict have been neutered
>>191612 It was probably a strong shark
>>191614 The shark in question:
>>191611 >really strong overlords This is the funniest part, because S2 spent so much time glazing Alastor and Vox that it becomes increasingly clear the other Overlords are weaksauce compared to them. Like, Prick and Hatchet are just dudes with guns. >>191613 On the one hand if it’s not Lilith than the constant SEVEN YEARS buildup will have all been for nothing. On the other hand, this is Vivzie so I could very much see Lilith being unceremoniously disposed of after all the hype. >>191614 But how many Goetic demons could it eat before getting defeated? Probably all of them desu, the Goetia really are that stupid
>>191616 >On the one hand if it’s not Lilith than the constant SEVEN YEARS buildup will have all been for nothing. >On the other hand, this is Vivzie so I could very much see Lilith being unceremoniously disposed of after all the hype. Isn't there that Roo chick everyone is talking about which I'm 99% sure is just scrapped plans or some shit.
>>191586 Hazbin is the brain child of a furry yaoi shipper. Once you internalize that everything falls into place and makes total sense.
>>191616 I'm sure Lilith is gonna be a ginormous deal, but Alastor is the one obsessed with being the strongest like he's a JJK character and he's also been presented as a constant lurking threat that's gonna do his thing any time now. I could even see it being a thing where the whole Morningstar Family sings a gay song and teams up to take him down once he becomes Asriel Dreemurr
>>191600 Fate is in a perpetual state of becoming vastly more retarded than previously, anyone who isn't broken by it are probably retarded or like it specifically for how retarded it is
>>191620 >Fate is in a perpetual state of becoming vastly more retarded than previously As is the fate of all long running media.
The Kamizuru clan is retroactively the funniest thing the filler arcs ever came up with. >Kamizuru Clan: Introduced in part 1 filler as the clan of the first Tsuchikage, fallen from grace after they suffered a catastrophic slaughter loss to the Aburame. >Canon: Introduces Onoki, third Tsuchikage, grandson of the first Tsuchikage, apprentice of the second Tsuchikage, grandfather of the Fourth Tsuchikage. Like oops, they're retroactively the fucking royal family of Stone that none of the leaders actually like. First Tsuchikage brought his secret techniques to the grave. Onoki uses techniques inherited by the Second. Kurotsuchi uses bloodline techniques the rest of her family doesn't use implying they stem from someone who married in. Despite these high profile relatives they apparently have zero external support and are just over here like- >Kamizuru Clan: "Witness us! Look on in terror at our powerful, hidden techniques!" >Straps explosive devices to bees flying laboriously. >All die to group of random genin trying to catch a fucking beetle. While Onoki is fucking flying and disintegrating shit at the atomic level and was the longest ruling leader in the setting. These guys truly suck ass. Onoki liked the blonde kid who blew up his house more than he liked these fuckups. Incredible. I'm making a build with myself as one and I'm actively setting Status to Lesser while in awe, again because they are related directly to all but one leader and the other one personally trained and passed on techniques to one of their people, but they themselves suck and nobody liked them.
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>>191620 If it wasn’t for Jumpchain, I wouldn’t stick with Fate for long outside of servant designs. Makes sense that I would slowly fall into the “ like it specifically for how retarded it is”camp because I just want to keep breaking the rules over the Nasuverse’s head like a monkey. Give me more ass pull plot twists that helps out my jumper in the long run. Give more exceptions that makes it easier for me to abuse the “Sapphire Scientist” perk & create new servants from nowhere. Make more Grand Servants & what not. It’s unbelievably stupid. But it’s also fun. Gentlemen, I love fun.
>>191622 >Atomic level It's a molecular level, actually. Also this reminds me of that one build I did where I had a custom assassin ninja clan that all had dust release and just speed blitzed everyone to death
>>191624 Molecular, thank you. Regardless they are just terrible. It's no wonder they got wiped out trying to fuck with the Aburame Clan when the Aburame are sleeper monsters.
>>191399 More like. Absolute Bitch am i right >>191439 Epic Shit Design. Did you know that the new Mega Lucario is compared to Hatsune Miku? I can't unsee it.
Bro, Helluva Boss has the voice of INVADER ZIM?!
>>191568 >ZnT and Xenoblade are almost 30 years old FUCK I'm old
>>191627 Beelzebub is also voiced by Kesha
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>>191628 Do not remind me of my own mortality!!!
>>191614 What does a shark have to do to go to hell? You can't send a shark to hell for eating everything it can gets its mouth around, that's what God designed sharks to do.
>>191632 >What does a shark have to do to go to hell? Probably was a science tism creation like the egg boys and not a sinner.
Ah, with Claude properly finally jailbroken it's singing like a canary-explicit, descriptive, and amazing. And...I just hit my weekly usage limits.
If i added a hentai image to every section of my fallout 3 loverslab jump, would that be too strange or there are other nsfw jumps that did something like that?
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>>191622 I like the Kamizuru Clan, I just wanked that they're a normal clan within the Stone Village. Their bees can do stuff like shoot their stingers at people, sting people with a poison that knocks them out or a different more deadly poison, create clones out of beewax(both of the bees and the bee user), trap people in in beewax or honey, have larva drain their chakra and summon a giant Queen Bee. Like if you think about it, it also has tons of commercial usage like if you were to sell honey and wax, or use the honey and different kinds of poisons for medical purposes. Maybe even include Bee bread in supplements. Maybe even modify the Larvae a bit to use them for silk production.
>>191626 >Mega Lucario is compared to Hatsune Miku Seen so much art of it, & I don’t like Miku spam. It’s obnoxious & it clogs up my timeline
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I've got a pair of questions; First who are the weakest ninja's in Naruto who you think could beat Adam Smasher at least 7/10 times san Genjutsu usage? Im just trying to gauge where my Jumper will be when he goes to Naruto after 2077 and Smasher is a close enough level to where my jumper is. Second how does the Taimanin chakra equivalent work?
>>191638 I like it because it highlight just how shit everything is.
>>191639 >mp4s What the hell, it's so pretty.
>>191637 Oh I like them too, I'm literally jumping as one, it's just that they're very amusing if you take everything at face value. That's an extreme pedigree that they clearly were not meant to have with canon retconning them into.
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>>191616 >This is the funniest part, because S2 spent so much time glazing Alastor and Vox that it becomes increasingly clear the other Overlords are weaksauce compared to them. Like, Prick and Hatchet are just dudes with guns Overlords are just Sinners tha grinded xp anyway, Alastor and Vox simply payed for microtransactions to start max level by being tumbler sexymen.
>>191641 It's a very nice looking game, interestingly it was originally going to be apart of the SCP universe before license disagreements had them change all of that lore to expy stuff, so there's an offbrand SCP organisation and an offbrand SCP-682/Hard-to-Destroy Reptile in a Cyberpunk setting.
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>>191623 >Give more exceptions that makes it easier for me to abuse the “Sapphire Scientist” perk & create new servants from nowhere You could do that simply by being a Divine Spirit or with a Holy Grail
>>191623 >>191647 All you'd need is pretty much the "Be Goetia" perk, Master of puppets, Solomon's revelation perk and ten rings anyways.
>>191645 Even Vox is clearly ass compared to Alastor and needed help just to compete
>>191646 SCP? Man it doesn't look like it.
>>191617 Nta but I believe Vivzie said she's excited of when Roo/root of all evil will appear.
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>>191647 SS gives a nice jack-of-all-trades method that frees up using any other authorities I get from being a divine spirit & Holy Grails I got for non-servant making purposes. I don’t want to keep relying on those 2 methods as the primary method for making servants (especially through the Holy Grail). >>191648 >Solomon's revelation perk and ten rings anyways. My build doesn’t have that nor do I feel like going in that direction of being 100% Goetia, so no dice. Have acknowledged it in the past, but in the end I just like doing it the way SS provides.
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>>191633 It was confirmed in the last Q&A
>>191639 >I've got a pair of questions; First who are the weakest ninja's in Naruto who you think could beat Adam Smasher at least 7/10 times san Genjutsu usage? Somewhere between just out of the Academy Naruto and Ten Tails Sage Eternal Rinnesharingan Madara, depending on how seriously you take Kishi's guns and Boruto events.
>>191639 Sasuke at the Chunin exams should be weak enough to beat Adam Smasher and not OP enough according to your criteria.
>>191598 Marvel broke Shard? Was be planning a Marvel colab jump? Because that would be sweet.
>>191656 >Was be planning a Marvel colab jump He did a jump for the recent MCU phase
>>191645 Now to be fair, as far as we know Alastor's the one who paid for microtransactions. Ironically, VOX as far as anyone can tell built his powerbase more honestly: By moving fast, breaking things and using the power of friendship to get at least 2 Overlords on his side instead of turbocharging himself with one big deal. As far as anyone can tell the popularity power is just...random demon magic bullshit. Velvette actually does something similar during the Vees' fight with Alastor, she uses likes to generate a magical hardlight weapon. >>191656 He's referring to MCU part 3, I think.
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Good morning my nikkas Bad news, I'm officially unemployed now. Last batch of work getting delayed because of my sickness was the last straw and they let me go.
>>191659 >Bad news, I'm officially unemployed now. Last batch of work getting delayed because of my sickness was the last straw and they let me go. Man you really can't catch a break can you?
>>191657 >>191658 Oh, that isn't as fun to hear. My apologize for anyone having to watch those movies.
>>191659 Christmas movies would beat you up for this.
>>191659 My condolences Ricord
>>191659 How many jobs does this make for you? Are you you looking for in a job?
I have decided.
>>191666 Finally, Waterfalls, Pancakes or French Toast?
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>>191669 Don't kick the baby
>>191659 You should call us your Blueeas. Or Archivvaas. Doesn't have the same punch though. >>191659 >Bad news, I'm officially unemployed now Just how many time were you sick for them to kick you out? Doesn't seems healthy if they did at the first opportunity.
>>191669 Based?
>>191664 Too pretty!
>>191659 I'm sorry dude
You guys know of any free ai chatbots that I can get to help fleah out chain stuff?
>>191672 Weird game considering you can go from a route where the MC mindslaves his classmates into a harem cult to one where he tries to kill a baby from one random unrelated choice.
>>191675 Grok is what I use.
>>191677 Huh I thought that needed a sub
>>191678 You get a certain amount for free with a cooldown .
>>191676 That also based?
Whale Oil is pretty neat.
>>191681 Olive oil takes too much work and olives. Sunflower oil takes far less, but is less healthy.
>>191681 they're too explosive
I look down on you if you talk to glorified search machines and chatbots.
>>191598 Encyclopedia Brown.
>>191681 Do you squeeze a whale for it?
You guys think I could convince Ino and her parents that Im her brother from another universe? I have the skills and bloodline.
What are some creative ideas for companions for a fallout nsfw jump?
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>>191659 >unemployed How the hell are you so unlucky? Best wishes for you.
>>191688 >Super mutant muscle mommy >Deathclaw mama and her kids looking for new daddy >innocent and naive Vault dweller that hasn't seen a man in years.
>>191659 Sorry to hear that Ric, hope things turn around for you.
>>191418 Is there a CoC2 Jump?
>>191686 No. You cut the whale up and boil its blubber in vats.
>>191687 The don't have a bloodline, hell most of their skills aren't even classified as hidden. They'll just think you're someone who copied their style.
>>191688 Rad roach swarm
>>191506 >Pic Why are (born)angels like this?

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>>191688 As long as she's in it as a Companion you can truly do as you please.
>>191688 Assaultron, a dog, Miss Nanny, whatever Frontier was
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>>191636 Are you planning to have it on our drive or QQ one? With pictures = QQ >>191688 Tinker gremlin(looking like Rebecca) that wants to experiment on you to keep improving you. She believe that true advancement could be found in cyberware. >>191692 No we don't. Strange that you asked about it today as I just started to play it today.
>>191700 It'd be QQ even without pictures.
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Can The Force be used for long term mind control? Like more of a subtle permanent brainwash than a simple mind trick?
>>191702 The vast majority of examples are very overt, brutish mind control and mind tricks but I'm sure there's something in the EU somewhere showing otherwise.
>>191702 insert Kreia seething and coping
>>191702 I think the Son on Mortis was able to do that, though it was reversible.
>>191547 Wasn't he Adam Kadmon or some nonsense, directly created by the Annunaki/Custodians/God or whatever? That dude is an outlier and should not be counted on account of not really being human, is my thinking here.
>>191700 It will be on the QQ drive because of all the pictures. But i will at least post it here.
>>191688 Super Mutants as per 2 can have children.
>>191702 The only true examples of long term mind control are the children of the emperor and all the guys the Sith Emperor mind controlled during his life. Which means that unless you are on the level of palpatine the only thing you are going to do is basic mind tricks.
>>191708 If you're referring to the Marcus line they clarified that was an ironic joke on his part. It does confirm that Super Mutants can fuck though.
>>191710 In fact, one super mutant even rapes you if you lose a contest of strength with him.
>>191639 Fuck if I know, this is firmly in the speed-scaling hell territory. Early shippuden main trio maybe could do it if they get to land a hit.
>>191710 Depends if you prefer rules-as-written or word-of-author. I don't, with the exception of Ed Greenwood. >>191711 Indeed. Maybe a Myron analogue.
>>191694 Is the yin release mind control not part of their family? Besides by bloodline I mean literally genetically related
>>191688 Cute waifu who's basically a PC who steals anything that's not nailed down and regularly wins fights where she's hopelessly outgunned.
>>191710 >It does confirm that Super Mutants can fuck though. It confirms West Coast mutants can. I don't believe we have confirmation of East.
>>191714 Yin release is just a chakra nature everyone can learn(all Genjutsu for example falls under it), it's not linked to their genetics. It's just a type of techniques their clan specializes in and even has some secret jutsus in. Point is anyone can theoretically learn it if given the proper instructions or if they simply managed to figure out how. A lot of the basic techniques they use aren't even classified at secret jutsus.
>>191717 Player Character.
>>191717 Personal Computer
>>191717 >>191720 Yes-Man, except it's a sexbot. You can also pay more to have it be the central AI for an army of sexbots.
>>191717 Personal Cumdumpster
>>191717 Pornography Champion
>>191717 Fisto, except not gay.
>>191717 Popstar Cleric
>>191717 Potato Cannon
>>191717 Penis Catapult.
>>191714 All techniques in Naruto are separated into Yin Release and Yang Release. All Genjutsu falls under Yin Release just like all Taijutsu falls under Yang Release. I believe all Nature Transformation and Shape Manipulation also falls under Yang Release. But I believe things like refined chakra control, transferring chakra to another person, medical techniques, etc. all involve Yin Release. So it's not even that theoretically anyone can learn it as the other anon mentioned. Every ninja in existence uses Yin Release to some degree. The Yamanaka clan have essentially just developed a special technique that involves Yin Release. But there are a bunch of other people who use similar techniques. Dan's Spirit Transformation, for example, is basically just the Yamanaka clan's techniques but better. This is all actually important for understanding why Yin-Yang Release is so fucking ridiculous. It's because what you're looking at is essentially a kind of spiritual kekkei genkai. Whereas Haku, for example, merges Wind and Water to create Ice, Naruto is merging Yin Release and Yang Release to essentially take his thoughts and impose them onto physical reality. It's how he heals Gai despite the fact that he absolutely without a shadow of a doubt should have died there. And it's the same principle behind Hagoromo's Creation of All Things where he can, using his absolutely absurd power levels, take his thoughts and make them real without even needing hand seals or Ninjutsu at all in a conventional sense. In theory, at Hagoromo's level, he could just perform whatever technique he can imagine at will instantly.
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>>191708 >>191716 Yeah in tactics they can fug and was even found a cure for their sterility. That I always destroyed
>>191729 I still find it funny that Hagoromo is somehow a god compared to everyone else, including the Ootsutsuki. Naruto powerscaled hard and yet somehow Hagoromo made did things that no one does now despite being stronger than him.
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>>191730 >spoiler Sincerely based. Mutants shouldn't be allowed to replace humanity.
>>191730 Yeah, but you can also find Vin Diesel in Tactics. Tactics is an odd game all around.
>>191732 At the risk of sounding the most tiresome sort of devil's advocate, why not? Being human, you don't want to be replaced, sure, but what inherent value would a baseline human have that a Super Mutant doesn't?
>>191731 That is incredibly funny and in my opinion it's a symptom of the fact that Hagoromo was originally hyped to be the big man, the legendary Sage of Six Paths who created everything that the modern world understands. He was the final boss, an entity so powerful that nobody could even really conceive of how strong he was. He was so strong that even Kaguya was defeated by him and then basically split up and manipulated by his Creation of All Things despite being an Otsutsuki. The guy is so ridiculous that he, with apparently very casual effort, just willed himself into the living world and then summoned all the other Kage to help him perform a technique. It's just something he can apparently do. Physical death apparently means nothing to Hagoromo. The guy is basically God and they've spent every moment since his introduction either coming up with reasons why he isn't just fixing everything or pointedly ignoring his existence and hoping everyone forgets about him.
>>191729 That is also wrong. Not all techniques are yin and yang. Those a specific special chakra nature's you actually have to learn, which are implied to be based around altering the balance of physical and mental energy when moulding chakra. While you are right that all Genjutsu is yin release, all Taijutsu being yang release isn't true. It's medical Ninjutsu which is heavily implied to be all Yang Release. In addition to to that there are plenty of techniques that are neither yin or yang.
>>191730 >>191732 >this nigga runs an Aryan genetic enhancement (i.e. induced mutation) program in his Empire and doesn't allow it to happen natively
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>>191732 You understand my dear anon, I'm a nice guy and such, but if you do so you would doom everyone since Super Mutants are already a problem and they tend to stick to places with fev so that they can reproduce. Imagine that their numbers skyrocketing as they spread across the wasteland >>191733 It truly was anon >>191734 Super Mutants tend to eat more people anon. They're also mostly dumb and hostile, even the few kind ones would give way to the hordes of killers >>191737 Hey I take offense to that my dear anon. I do, its just I don't want that to fall into the wrong hands.
>>191734 We don't all look like someone skinned the Hulk and then beat the corpse with the world's biggest ugly stick.
>>191734 You ARE the tiresome kind of devil's advocate. "Why shouldn't an engineered race of retarded brutes replace us?" Get fucking real.
>>191739 Could be worse.
>>191741 Nah he has "aura" as the kids say
>>191741 Nah, he's not hot but Nemesis looks awesome.
>>191714 I don't know if they have dna parentage testing in Konoha but the eyes would be better proof of a blood relation than knowing their techniques. The Yamanaka have weird eyes. >>191731 Half human Saiyans are stronger than Saiyans.
>>191734 While i am a fan of the Super Mutants as a race (despite the fact that i would probably be a retarded brute instead of the rare ones that get improved intelligence) the fact is that mutants do not have the solar gift that humans have. No super mutant is going to create philosophy, a civilization or even reproduce. They are just static things, destined to die and be forgotten. Even if you fix the fertility problems, there's nothing that makes sure Super Mutants will fight to propagate and evolve their way of living instead of just bumming through the wasteland coasting on their physical gifts. You might be condening humanity to a future of tribals and savages if you converted everyone.
>>191738 Aren't the kind ones also the smart ones that could use actual tactics to keep the dumb ones in check if and when they come to blows? I think you're overestimating the threat here. >>191740 This isn't an alien invasion, anon. Big and green they may be, plenty of Super Mutants are as intelligent as baselines or even more so, as per the Master's plans. And they are still, in the ways that matter, human.
>>191736 I suppose that's true. But it's kind of getting into semantics since chakra itself is formed from yin and yang chakra with Ninjutsu involving the manipulation of both. But the general principle of what I'm trying to say is the same: pretty much every ninja alive, even the most basic Academy student, knows Yin Release. Hell, I believe the Clone Technique that students are taught in the Academy is a Yin Release technique. And even if it isn't, the low-level Genjutsu that pretty much every ninja knows to some degree definitely counts as Yin Release. Essentially, anybody above Genin level absolutely knows both Yin and Yang Release to some degree.
>>191744 > proof that half human saiyans are stronger: a jobber that has no feats that surpass goku except the cell saga. Hulk likes facts and hyperboles.
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>>191746 >Aren't the kind ones also the smart ones that could use actual tactics to keep the dumb ones in check if and when they come to blows? I think you're overestimating the threat here. My dear anon, the smart ones are very rare and Super mutants are known to form gangs and hordes of their own. Imagine if they could reproduce, it would be horrible for everyone, especially since they can live safely in places others can't. Even in the games the kind and smart ones are insanely rare compared to the stupid people eaters
>>191748 I mean, it's also kind of reinforced by Goten and Trunks both casually being stronger than Frieza during the Frieza Saga in base at like 8 years old with little to no serious training. And also unlocking Super Saiyan before they unlocked puberty.
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>>191746 >Look, there's one out of a thousand super mutants that aren't retarded and eat people, so they're not all bad There would probably be people just like you in-universe and I would probably just shoot them too.
>>191747 Chakra isn't made from yin chakra and yang chakra, it's made from yin energy(mental/spiritual energy)and yang energy(physical), those can become chakra or with training into yin chakra and yang chakra. You can't automatically do that by learning to mould chakra There is a reason why Kakashi said it's not worth teaching Naruto about how to do that when he was teaching him tabout he regular nature transformation. Also the clone jutsu is specifically a ninjutsu and not implied to be yin release though it's a fan theory I've seen before. As for people knowing how to use it, again it's a skill people actually have to bother learning, plenty of people just don't have an arsenal that requires either. You can look at the character materials in the fourth databook for reference, which lists the chakra nature's available to a lot of the important characters and while plenty have yin or yang, some have neither instead focusing on regular nature transformations(interestingly enough the only characters listed to have no nature transformation at all are Lee and Mifune) https://narutoversity.wordpress.com/fourth-databook-character-files-part-1/ https://narutoversity.wordpress.com/fourth-databook-character-files-part-2/
>>191737 >doesn't allow it to happen natively Nature is a shoddy worker. We should take Evolution in our own hands if we are to move forward and reach for the stars.
Can Exalted Demons give essence through prayer like mortals? Just wondering if my Devil Tiger could have his 1st Circles count as part of his cult.
>>191754 Nope. Ghosts can IIRC, but not demons.
>>191755 Maybe if Primordial spec'ed himself - and consequently, his demons - into specifically that.
>>191515 Whats the deal with lilith here?
>>191756 >>191755 My custom Orphan Cub of the Devil Tiger purchase was going to be based on the Lamb from Cult of the Lamb, so I guess I could have that be a custom charm.
>>191754 I'm pretty sure they can, yes, if only from mentions in Malfeas that demons worship the yozi, as well as Ebby having Cult 5. Well, actually he has an arbitrary number of backgrounds, but that just means he has it if it's convenient for fucking you over, which extra essence almost always will be.
>>191598 Dragon Ball(Gohan) Already broke him.
Realistically how long should it take for the Infernals to backfire on the Yozi?
>>191762 Depends on how long the Infernals stay in Creation.
>>191762 They already are.
> Fuel made from magic space flowers gives adaptive robots free will The Old Peace is quite interesting so far.
It is good seeing my Rogue Butt banner in circulation
There anything to make you into Gaia/Earth's favorite or even their kid and have that status follow you? Though I guess that wouldn't be that helpful if said planet isn't aware already.
>>191767 Horned God scenario reward from Slaine
>>191752 Interesting. I suppose I assumed that "yin/yang energy" was essentially "yin/yang chakra." But I guess that, as a form of Nature Transformation, you'd have to convert yin/yang energy into a "pure" form in order to perform Yin or Yang Release in a similar way to how you do it with the elemental forms of Nature Transformation. So if you used Genjutsu, you'd do it by converting the chakra in your body into "yin chakra" and then applying it to perform the Genjutsu. That's actually really fascinating for multiple reasons. One of them being that, in order to perform Nature Transformation, you have to internally convert your chakra into that element. This is the whole basis for kekkei genkai if I'm remembering correctly. When you perform Fire Release techniques, for example, you convert the chakra inside your body into fire affinity chakra. This is the reason why everybody who can use both Wind Release and Water Release can't just combine them into Ice Release. In order to use Ice Release, you have to be able to convert your chakra into two elements simultaneously which is something ordinary ninja can't do. But if you have to convert your chakra into "yin chakra" in order to perform Genjutsu this kind of implies that you also can't use Genjutsu at the same time as you're using Fire Release, for example. Unless Yin and Yang Release are separate forms of Nature Transformation from the elemental types.
>>191767 Evo and Kult?
>>191766 rogue butt banner?
>>191765 Aaaaaaand right when i post this the servers crash. oh well
I like the Forspoken jump's magic, it just being Avatar-esque bending but magical makes it really good. >>191767 Cubivore and Evo the Search for Eden? Being the King of Cubivores and Gaia's spouse would fit.
>>191771 I made a new banner a week or so ago and it is finally being used
>>191769 interestingly enough, you can actually use Yin and Yang at the same time as another Element, as we know that elmenetal Genjutsu exist, like the Lightning Illusion: Flash Pillar used by C(the Raikage's attendent) which is a lighning style Genjutsu, likewise the summon of the second Mizukage uses a water mist based genjutsu. As for how its possible, I personally assume its because you're not fully transforming your chakra when using yin or yang, but rather just affecting the ratio(this is only mentioned once, during the Sasuke retrieval mission, as Kaguya's spirits are said to be a yin release technique with an especially heavy ratio of yin energy, so they drain yang energy from victims to stabilize themselves). So while normal chakra would be like 50% Yin and 50% Yang, normal Yin release Chakra would be more like 70% Yin and 30% Yang, with Tayuya maybe having like a 90/10 ratio(these are just random examples by me it could be a different), Either way if you assume this to be the case, then you could just transform the resulting yin or yang chakra into a different element like you can do with regular chakra.
>>191774 post it
>>191775 So basically "Yin Release" and "Yang Release" are fundamentally just manipulating ratios. Chakra is comprised of equal parts yin and yang energy. When you perform Genjutsu, you'd convert the chakra into 90-100% yin energy. It's not really Nature Transformation, it's more like altering the intrinsic properties of chakra. I wonder if it conserves. Like, can you just change your entire body's chakra into yin energy? Is that maybe how the Yamanaka clan's and Dan's techniques work?
>>191777 You can bet that Dan and Suigetsu techniques work by converting your entire chakra into an element.
>Straghess is a monster literally born out of an unrelenting desire to destroy the Nightlord and end the Night >drags itself across Limveld, chanting "Smash, smash, smash the Night..." in search of Heolster So why am I killing this guy again??? Isn't this a self-resolving problem either way?
>>191777 >Like, can you just change your entire body's chakra into yin energy? Most likely not without inherently risking your health.
>>191777 I dont think a 100% ratio would work since Tayuya's spirits were already said to be very unstable and they were implied to still have some yang energy(the wording is 'composed almost only of yin energy'), but you could probably come close enough.
My fallout jump is going to have futa and anthro images and now i don't know if it's going to look too degenerate.
>>191785 Do it
>>191785 >My fallout jump is going to have futa and anthro images I don't have a problem with either of those, but I'm confused on the 'why'.
>>191785 well that killed my interest fast
>>191787 Simple, the race options lets you be a human, ghoul, super mutant and deathclaw while the body type options lets you be a normal, body builder, bimbo, futa and femboy.
>>191787 He's making a jump for pornographic modded Fallout
>>191789 >>191790 Oh, okay. Good luck, then!
>>191785 A horny fallout jump has potential.
>>191788 Such is the nature of the futa menace.
>>191792 I even thought about making a horny skyrim jump but i don't have a single idea on what origins to make. Fallout is easy: Vault Virgin, Wasteland Slut, Settlement Prostitute, Institute Sex-Doll, Raider Rapist and Paradise Falls Slaver
>>191794 Slave City is a horny skyrim jump.
>>191795 Now that you say it - i agree.
>>191795 Doesn't it also have like a lewd modded jump as well? >>191797 Why did you disagree before hand?
>>191795 I'm pretty sure that doujin is using the Slaverun mod
>>191798 Because Slave City isn't the same as a jump focused on all the degenerate sex mods Skyrim has?
>>191800 I thought you were just disagreeing that Slave City wasn't a lewd Skyrim jump for some reason.
>>191794 Will the jump have tons of mod stuff?
>>191802 Some of the options can already be considered mod stuff. But i will add an option to add any mod you want to the jump.
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Would your Jumper be susceptible to her "Dark Charisma"?
So assuming Lucifer can use his own power as effectively as the cannon could, that means he's like city level. This makes fucking Hazbin Hotel yet another verse where Homelander gets obliterated
>>191797 >>191798 >>191799 >>191800 Slave City is a skyrim doujin featuring semi meta aware Dragonborn and a player who is actively modding the game to be lewder. Unfortunately I can’t point at specific mods for it, but modding/the mods are unfortunately not the main point of the jump and as such only receive minimal focus. I’m totally down for making Modded Skyrim 3 though.
>>191806 How goes the Zelda Musou?
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>>191785 >anthro Perk to turn anyone into furry version of them?
>>191807 Barely. Been focusing on oppai instead. Having two of them finished by the end of the year is currently looking like a pipe dream, but one should be doable.
>>191806 >I’m totally down for making Modded Skyrim 3 though. Hell yeah.
>>191808 One of the free perks is the ability to customize the composition of the wasteland. If you want the wasteland to be full of bimbos and femboys, you can do it. If you want all the monsters to be anthros, it's your choice.
Why does the spirit of Todd Howard possess people to make endless Skyrim jumps?
>>191812 It just works, Psycho.
>>191812 Because it just works. And still no TES 6 on the horizon.
>>191812 Same reason why we have endless re-releases of Skyrim. It just works.
>>191812 Skyrim's nodding scene unironically caused people to think the base game was good.
>>191812 Because the oblivion players don't exist and the morrowind players are too focused on playing Tamriel Rebuilt to make jumps for these games.
>>191816 *Modding
>>191772 >>191765 > The Sentient War was all literally Ballas's fault They could've had peace, but Ballas fucked it all up PURPOSEFULLY all because he was upset that a magic alien flower allowed the Sentients to have free will Then Margulis decided to erase our memory instead of letting us go full school-shooter to prevent us from being labeled as traitors Also, Shard going Narmer in his WF build feels kinda appropriate now
>>191762 Instantly. Anytime an infernal invents a new charm the yozi's learn it, and since a lot of yozi charms change the way they think they are being edited everytime a new charm gets made.
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>>191811 I was more thinking about turning someone into some kind of anthro. Maybe anyone know such perk?
>>191804 Does Dark Determination to blow her brains out with a UV ray revolver count?
Do we have any jumps with computers that are able to see the future, as in actual precognition rather than just predictive guesses? The only one that comes to mind is the Spider-Man spider sense program from that one cartoon jump. I'm trying to avoid actual time travel so Code Lyoko is off my list. Kinda want to build a recursive computer where it completes a program in the future, views the result in the present and then doesn't actually need to do the problem again as it has the result. Achron comes to mind as I'm typing this so might go with that but are there any others?
>>191821 You know, i think i can add this to my jump. The Vault Capstone is about being a mad scientist with pre-war knowledge capable of creating sexual robots. I can see myself adding a line to let you transform people into anthros.
>>191823 Mirai Nikki, probably.
>>191824 >The Vault Capstone is about being a mad scientist [..] I can see myself adding a line to let you transform people into anthros. Well you have my attention then.
Stormlight jump when?
>>191823 I feel like you could do this in Pokemon Anime if you pick the psychic affinity perk and the super science perk, as type affinities stack with other esoteric perks and psychics in pokemon can see into the future.
>>191806 >semi meta aware Dragonborn Nothing indicates "Dragonborn". She's just someone with a different background from what the Dragonborn could have who spontaneously developed access to save-slots.
>>191812 TES lore wank makes people want to powerwank Thu'um even harder.
Name a jumpmaker whose namesake jump is not the one they're best known for.
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>>191744 Are they really that weird compared to everyone else?
>>191831 PsychoAnon. Best known for things like Heian Era and Edo Period.
>>191831 ZurgAnon. If anyone talks about him, it's usually about the card lore jumps.
>>191833 What did Psycho even refer to? The movie? Psycho Pass? Mob Psycho?
>>191831 Deep Sea. I imagine he's more known for MonHun or Foster's Home
>>191804 Dio lost me as soon as he cooked Jonathan's dog in the furnace, which was immediately. I will never like him as a character or a hot vampire woman. Hurting someone's pet is the lowest form of tasteless, mundane evil.
>>191835 Psycho Waluigi, I think.
>>191816 Skyrim is a good game, it's just not as good as Morrowind
>>191835 His fear of his old trip.
>>191835 It's Psycho Waluigi. I chose the name because PsychoAnon sounded better
How should i price an addictive cum/fluids perk? 200? 400?
>>191842 Depends how addictive and how other options are priced.
>>191814 At this point I'm 99% sure that Todd is deliberately delaying its release until he retires so that he isn't smeared with its inevitably disappointing legacy.
>>191842 >200? 400? Tree fiddy.
>>191831 I suspect most people have either forgotten or barely think about my namesake jump
>>191846 The Valkyrie gacha, iirc? You're right, I forgot about it until you brought it up.
>>191846 Valkyrie Crusade? I remember you sharing a link to all the images in the series I believe. Also, its unfair to change your name. You were Spartan before.
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>>191847 Yep, Valkyrie Crusade. Before that I just used my (at the time) generic SB username. >>191848 Long ago, in an era lost to time
Sometimes I wonder how ONE feels about the infamous Murata crashing One'Punchmin with no survivors and then I remember he apparently signs off on everything. I guess he really doesn't give a damn about some gag strip he made like 15 years ago. Funnier still is Madhouse knowingly fumbling what used to be a cultural phenomenon.
>>191850 >Murata His Tatsumaki design is almost enough to redeem him. Almost.
>>191824 >I can see myself adding a line to let you transform people into anthros. Just transforming people in general would be good.
>>191851 I genuinely think she might have the hottest character design to come from a manga. Her actual character doesn't really do anything for me, but I haven't read either version of the story past the Garou fight. She might have developed past that. It is cute that she cares so much about her little sister.
Guys, give me good names for a perk that lets you seduce your enemies mid-combat.
>>191854 Bedroom Blitz
>>191854 Flirtatious Fighter.
>>191776 At work. It is in the banner thread. Will post after work if no one else does.
>>191854 Tornado of Terror
>>191854 Combat Savvy
>>191850 I will forgive murata when/if he releases his journey to the west anime. Or makes a 50 page long doujinshi with the piggy
>>191854 Whorrior.
>>191854 Fatal Attraction Also good news, my brother isn't mad because I missed his birthday party. I gave him his gift and he basically just told me to go to the dr again because my coughs make me sound like I'm dying.
>>191861 You aren't fooling me, Oolong
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What's your favorite jumps set during high-school? What did your Jumper do during their time as a teenager again?
Almost finishing up the general perks section of the fallout horny version. Give me your best ideas of perks to do.
>>191854 Enemies to Lovers
>>191864 Those hams tho
>>191866 A perk where you can fight your enemies with sex instead of violence, whoever breaks first loses.
>>191865 In jumps like that, I like going as the local occult guy that people are a mix of spooked by and curious about. On the one hand, everyone knows starting shit is a bad idea. On the other hand, however, having someone who you know can enhance you with magic, curse your enemies, give you good luck or items or trinkets that actually work...well, naturally my classmates and fellow students would stop by my corner for a favor. And they don't really think about what the prices actually mean.
>>191717 I refuse to believe this is a human being. Spazz is an AI chatbot sent to watch and manipulate this community.
>>191872 A lot of his responses do feel like someone ran the questions through an AI and just pasted the responses in.
>>191865 >What's your favorite jumps set during high-school? Tsukihime >What did your Jumper do during their time as a teenager again? I like just having an easy time, hypnosis makes it easy for people to brush of you skipping classes, doing bad on tests or not doing homework, otherwise its a good time to socialize and partake in clubs. Hell in setting when Ciel infiltrated the school she not only hypnotized everyone to think her presence at school was normal, but also made herself incredibly respected/admired and even established a Tea Ceremony club where she is the only member as justification to just laze around and eat snacks.
Speaking of Tsukihime did it have a perk for being so good at martial arts you could rival vampires and the like that Bajiquan Loli from the fighting games?
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>Cloudflare (thing that most of the internet runs on) gave Germany the right to censor everything they run including Gelbooru why does everything keep getting ruined by foreign interests?
>>191877 Cloudflare is run by ex-intelligence agents. What did you expect?
>>191876 No, there is actually a severe lack of Martial Arts in the jump despite there being a ton in setting. You're best bet is probably stuff like Instincts, I’m Gonna Kick You and Nanaya.
>>191879 Common factor in Val jumps, the Kickboxer jump also has no martial arts perks.
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>>191810 Well, I say that, but realistically it would probably end up being an npc rape mod jump. Not exactly a bad outcome, but not the full picture either. >>191829 I chalk that up to the live another life mod. At the very least, they’re probably the player character, so in theory the position of Dragonborn is theirs by default.
>>191854 Melee To Marriage
>>191880 the jump is actually by Heavensanon. I really like it, but its actually missing out on a decent amount of options.
>>191881 >an npc rape mod jump Didn't that get a sequel?
>>191883 nta but I'm pretty sure Kickboxer Vengeance is by Val.
>>191865 >>191871 I don't understand why you wouldn't just drop out of school in such settings unless the school has some sort of proprietary knowledge you can't get elsewhere.
>>191881 Honestly I've wanted a jump for one of those "NPC" fucking games for ages so this would be a good substitute so long as there's a toggle to replace the MC.
>>191886 I am talking about Tsukihime
>>191865 I don't know if the Loggus posts some story to those drawings, but I like to headcanon that Big Meat has a reality altering power that makes most other people recognize the feminized guy as a hot girl. My main evidence being the cop image, where his evidence board shows he can recognize the feminized version is somehow related to the missing guy, but can't seem to connect they're the same person. The cop image also makes me believe he's not just convincing guys to be femboys, but actually brainwashing them.
>>191881 The problem with this is that the same mods allow you to play as someone who isn't the Dragonborn. Also, it's by all indications a person in the setting getting access to saves, so there's no reason to assume anything.
>>191888 How can you even like this type of low-effort trash game? The moment you play two of them you played them all.
>>191865 Not my favorite but in my current chain I'm working on a Bible Black build. The idea is to go with the Agent background and be a taskforce commander, complete with task force Companion option and the taskforce office building, and then start in the Origins timeline and just derail literally the entire sequence of events by recruiting the original magic club members as future agents, teaching them to use magic safely and responsibly, and confiscating the Bible Black before things get out of hand.
I find it funny that Livewire is implicitly more valuable than being a Kryptonian or New God in the Superman the Animated Series jump (not that you can actually build her there, it's just flat out not possible). Since Elemental Kinesis, which is a drastic undersell of one aspect of her powers, is worth 800, while being Kryptonian is only worth 1200 CP and New God is 1000 CP. >>191876 >Bajiquan Loli Stop tempting me to make a jump for Hana no Miyako. I have too many on my list and I'm glacially slow. ...but kinda. Nanaya is a mix of the result of magical eugenics and knife-oriented martial arts, and Holy Plate Affect is a martial arts based around throwing stuff really, really hard despite not putting in the same among of energy as the throw outputs.
>>191890 Huh, I could have sworn that was a Val jump.
>>191849 The webcomic is still great. I don't think ONE minds how much murata ruins the manga as long as the money keeps flowing. He made several other good stories while murata keeps churning out trash so people know it's not him.
>>191895 >Stop tempting me to make a jump for Hana no Miyako. I have too many on my list and I'm glacially slow. You should do it for no other reason than to give me another reason to read it.
>>191892 Honestly, I started with that stance and then someone here said something to flip my opinion? Don’t remember what. Realistically though it kind of doesn’t matter because she’s unlikely to ever get around to main plot things.
>>191899 She's an experienced, high-level character. There's been plenty of time to find out. If she was the Dragonborn, she'd know it, the NPCs'd know it, and the comic would probably state it (because that'd make it hotter). That it doesn't and there's otherwise no evidence to the effect suggests it's probably not the case. At best, it's in the "might be, might not be" category.
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>>191839 Some might even says it's one of the top 5 greatest games of all time.
>>191863 >Also good news, my brother isn't mad because I missed his birthday party. I gave him his gift and he basically just told me to go to the dr again because my coughs make me sound like I'm dying. STOP BEING SICK RICROD AND TAKE YOUR MEDICATION BEFORE YOU GET A LUNG INFECTION
Unless a really good idea for one crosses my path, I think I might want to stay away from generics going forward. Even when you think you've run out of ideas, Generic Jumps have a way of ballooning in scope the longer you work on them. It's like you're running a race but someone keeps moving the finish line so you're never quite sure how much you have left to run.
>>191904 >Generic Jumps have a way of ballooning in scope the longer you work on them. It's like you're running a race but someone keeps moving the finish line so you're never quite sure how much you have left to run. Tell me about it, at least its easier for you because you can write
>>191863 Ric, please, we love you
>>191863 Don''t die bro, got to the doctor, life would unironically be worst of without you in it.
>>191863 Don't die. You are basically holding this community together.
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>>191907 Is that genre cursed these days? We used to get some stuff back in the day but that and the broader military settings haven't been seeing much, which makes the jumps that could use a touchup kind of stand out.
>>191863 Don't die mate. Or at least finish all your jumps before dying.
>>191895 That version of Livewire sucks. She is just a bitch the entire time and then was just eating for any excuse to start being a villain. Plus, she has no tits. She claims she is wearing colored ionized air that is skin tight with a V-cut going down to her navel. But she has no cleavage at all. No marks or signs that she is packing any boobage. Shame on her. Volcana was better.
Going to take a small break. Enjoyed some nice cupcakes we made to avoid having a cake for a party, though it was a bit lackluster. >>191887 Its kind of tough to interact with the plot of some high-school settings if you are a dropout. Yeah, you could just break in, but people do in fact judge a lot of dropouts harshly. That being said, after learning everything once, I just use my superintelligence to make a robot to do any homework for me. Don't need to replicate everything, and I'm generally more knowledgeable than the teachers in any subject, anyhow.
>>191913 Good taste.
>>191780 It’s Angra Mainyu/kegare logic, the problem is he’s gonna smash everything else along the way too. >>191758 Literal mystery box. If you believe the creator (and maybe you shouldn’t because she changed Vaggie from a regular latina to a former Exorcist because she liked a fan theory) she and Lucifer loved each other dearly at least, and she wore the pants in the relationship. If you believe Charlie her singing kept Hell happy and healthy until she disappeared 7 years before the start of Hazbin (coincidentally the same time Alastor was ordered by Rosie to go into hiding, and when the exterminations started). >>191762 Uh, we using 2e or 3e rules? 2e, as soon as one reaches E6 learns Swallowing the Scorpion. Everything else before that, even the indefinite immortality, is ultimately reversible or programmable for the Yozis. Everything after THAT Charm takes the process of Infernal Exaltation out of their hands, which is the bad part. Under 3e conventions, the Yozis have absolutely no pretensions of controlling Infernals, do not prescribe missions, willingly let them fuck off to Creation if they want, provide them as much information as they want on the First Age, and dedicate significant resources to lovebombing them to the extent beings like the Yozis are capable of lovebombing things. The Infernal crashout is not seen as a bug, but a feature aimed at Creation and the gods. Infernals in 2e are mistreated warlocks. Infernals in 3e are basically IEDs lobbed at Creation in the hopes the Infernal’s innate resentment and entitled (as well as the sheer Chinese-like thirst for generational vengeance baked into the Exaltation) will let human nature enact the Yozis’ vengeance in some form.
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>>191907 Yes, It fugging sucks, I started this thing years ago and I want to be free. I write a paragraph think I'm onto something only for me to reread it later and its pure garbage. I see why people stay peasants instead of joining the noble jumpmaker class
>>191895 >>191909 What's the setting about?
>>191895 That’s literally true in an old tie-in comic for S:TAS, Darkseid strapped her into a giant energy cannon as a power source. >>191805 >city level Apparently the angels collectively made the universe in this setting, and low-tier angels like cherubs and Exorcists absolutely do not have magical powers beyond swinging a sword really good or conjuring small objects. Also keep in mind Heaven is hovering a…way high up distance from Hell and the cannon still smashed through the forcefield around it.
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>>191899 Hey Blade, thought I should let you know that the last Evil Class Change chapters got translated.
>>191913 me Oh, I will point out about her tits, she has an outline from the side, not nothing at all from the front. So maybe a very small A cup. Just enough to not be completely flat. Maybe that is why she is such a bitch. She is just jealous that Lois can walk around with a business jacket and no shirt underneath. Seriously about Lois, look her up from that. Just pure cleavage she shows off to everyone.
>>191916 >Infernals in 3e are basically IEDs lobbed at Creation in the hopes the Infernal’s innate resentment and entitled (as well as the sheer Chinese-like thirst for generational vengeance baked into the Exaltation) will let human nature enact the Yozis’ vengeance in some form. Honestly, it sounds like a pretty good plan to me.
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>>191877 It's potentially a bad precedent, yeah. For those unaware: Cloudflare essentially deferred to FSM-Hotline (a German regulatory body for "youth protection") on whether or not Gelbooru is in violation of NSA agentsual content laws. The issue is that those laws are far stricter in Germany than in other countries. In the United States, for example, loli is generally protected as it isn't considered illegal content due to merely being artistic abstraction. Rather, it only becomes an issue if it's ruled to be "virtual child abuse material" which is essentially indistinguishable from the real thing. So anything that's indistinguishable from a photo, for example. This is mostly to prevent people from just editing photos of real children or using AI trained on actual illegal content and declaring that it's artistic expression. Cloudflare has essentially stated that they will defer to FSM-Hotline and won't back out unless FSM-Hotline deems it a false positive. This is a huge problem because of Cloudflare's international infrastructure. They are, in essence, allowing a regulatory body in Germany to decide international policy regarding content that is fully legal in other countries. Instead of just blocking the content in Germany, they're potentially trying to enforce a German legal ruling even in places with far less stringent laws concerning the content. In essence, their decision implies that they might take down content in a country where that content is completely legal because it's illegal in an entirely different country. This is, as you might expect, not a very good look for Cloudflare who has built its business model on being the neutral "plumbing" of the internet and trying not to take stances regarding content unless forced to do so.
I realize I cannot reasonably trust anyone that isn't a direct creation of mine I have not hammered a purpose into, thus any territory I control will either need to be completely impregnated from top and bottom with officials and enforcers I have created or completely bereft of anything that isn't of my creation. Waifus do not count.
Does anyone have good ideas of items to add to the fallout nsfw jump?
>>191900 While the pc is well known to be the Dragonborn, the girl in question starts the doujin by crossing the border into Skyrim. How is she supposed to know if she’s Dragonborn without ever fighting a dragon? You can get every skill to 100 without ever leaving riverwood, and I often head to falkreath before whiterun, and with a mod that disables dragons until the watchtower that means I don’t ever see one until I go there or head to a word wall that has one guarding it.
>>191917 As someone who has """successfully""" made several jumps, a lot of jumpmakers are the same way.
Going to sleep. Good night guys.
>>191926 >with a mod that disables dragons until the watchtower that means I don’t ever see one until I go there or head to a word wall that has one guarding it. Dragons don't show up until after the Watchtower in the base game
>>191925 >>191928 Don't ask for something then go to sleep
>>191920 I’ve seen it! I especially like how the hero gets stabbed in the back by succuangelshapeshifter who explains fucking other about herself. Like. Is she the real demon lord and the one they killed was a fake? Is she the evil god powering the demon lord? And why is one of her preferred forms of nearly identical to the protag? All questions we will probably never get an answer to.
>>191929 Huh. I might be thinking of vampires? Idk. Anyways, I can easily hit level 40 or 50 before ever fighting a dragon, so her being that high without ever going to Skyrim is entirely feasible if she’s got some weird combination of LAL and like, Bruma SE going.
>>191932 >I might be thinking of vampires? That'd make more sense. Vampires start attacking towns once you reach a certain level if you have Dawnguard installed
>>191926 Even if we assume she's a "PC" instead of some rando who awakened to meta powers, there's still no reason to assume she has anything that the vanilla PC does given the heavily modded nature of everything else.
>>191917 Just force yourself to release something and then edit it later with updates. It's already the Duke Nukem Forever of jumps.
>>191935 And it'll be half the quality but at this point you're right
>>191917 The key is to say fuck editing and finish the document. Put it out, then make edits when you actually use the document and notice problems that you want to fix. If you are a slow writer and you do editing runs while you are editing, it is nearly guaranteed that you will never finish because the you from today probably doesn't remember what the you from two months ago was trying to convey, and the you from two months later won't remember what you were trying to convey today. Made all the worse if you have a relatively normal schedule and can only write once a week or less.
>>191931 According to her the stuff she told the hero party about the Ancients (that she explained offscreen) is true and the "Demon Lord" is just something she created for [REASONS] and then turns someone else into whenever the last one dies.
>>191917 Releasing a WIP is better than nothing, and you might get important feedback which could help.
>>191939 I released a wip already, the problem is that I like to update it mainly offline since Google tends to go down for me from time to time
>>191918 In-house expy setting of Type/Moon in which all the big characters are high schoolers going to a school focused near entirely on martial arts with an authoritarian student council your rank in is determined entirely by martial arts skill (Student Council President is a loli Arc-Gil) . Except Tohno Shiki, who is actually present as himself despite there being a local Nanaya Shiki (female) who is Arima Miyako’s friend and love interest (along with Tohno, though that’s unrequited from Tohno). Also, Kuzuki and Medea are happily married and their daughter is a classmate of Miyako and Shiki. Tohno-kun goes around dressed in a panda costume as a disguise.
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>only just finding out today that whatever the staff did during their "maintenance" on 4chan completely broke the "make a new thread" feature >have been getting "whoops, you mistyped the Captcha!" errors even when it's completely correct for over an hour It's amazing how they consistently make the site worse any time they do anything to it. Perks to kill literally all the staff and anyone related to them of a specific place/site/area?
>>191942 >Perks to kill literally all the staff and anyone related to them of a specific place/site/area? Waltraute's Marriage should have something in the Valkyrie origin.
>>191943 It is limited to if you could instantly kill them all then you would but if you can't you'd just give everyone a booboo or something like that.
>>191942 WoD magic should be able to work off of indirect sympathetic connections.
>>191944 Argent just wants to kill muggles, so unless he's an ardent street-levelfag, that shouldn't be a problem.
>>191925 The O-Ray, a ray gun that instead of hurting people causes them to orgasm. The mesmo-tron gun as well since that's canon, FEV variant that mutates stuff into monster girls, Red Rocket Launcher that shots dildo shaped rockets, gas grenades filled with aphrodisiacs, A profitable bar that doubles as a brothel that attracts both interesting "talent" to work for you as well as notable people / clients. A Nuka Cola World style amusement park except it's set up to tailor to a specific fetish and/or theme of your choice, some sort of drug(s) that give you ridiculous sexual stamina and performance like how mentats and buffout actually make you smarter / stronger, An alien ship that was actually intended and designed to perform anal probes on people that it sucks up / kidnaps. A vault with a weird (sexual) experiment of your choice going on like that canon one where it was 1 guy and a thousand women. Maybe a robot girlfriend like that one that House had in FO:NV but actually fuckable, cybernetics that not only improve physical but also sexual performance which also let you customize the size and shape of your assets. Maybe a "wasteland bikini" that somehow qualifies as armor and protects you from the environment despite being super revealing. Maybe a recipe for relatively easy to make pills that when taken prevent STD's / cure any STD's a person has? Maybe a recharging stealth boy / stealth girl that becomes even more effective when you're using it to do lewd stuff / engaging in exhibitionism?
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So what did you do in the Ultraman and/or Kaiju girls jump?
>>191944 >>191946 I very much just want to kill them all, this is correct. I'll take anything if it allows me to trace sympathetic connections and kill basically every 4chan/Discord moderator.
>>191949 What about the Reddit mods?
>>191948 >pic I will never fail to amuse me how hard the push for body-cam's backfired on the people that were advocating for them.
>>191925 Aren't you basing this on LoversLab mods? Shouldn't there be "canon" material for you to draw from?
>>191914 I like her, but I am completely aware she’s just an unironic bitch for no discernible reason. Also, she had a bigger bust as a Normie. Clearly her powers came at the cost of booba.
>>191952 >Pic 3 Is it just me, or does the index finger of her right hand have four joints?
>>191941 Please make a jump for this.
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>>191914 >Yeah, you could just break in, but people do in fact judge a lot of dropouts harshly. They should be more afraid of what I'll do to them.
>>191925 Is the Jump going to include Psychic/Psyker stuff?
>>191950 Kill half and their families (all of the politics based subs die instantly with no trial), spare the remainder. Unironically, there's more to salvage there than current 4chan under RapeApe and Hiro.
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>>191948 I remember becoming a Dada-like variant in Kaiju Girls & generally acting like the weirdo hermit of the group that made various app games & acted as a Ultraman wannabe. but I can’t find my old build of Ultraman to remember what I did there unfortunately.
>>191956 Maybe after Vampirella. But being the STRONGEST will be expensive. Miyako is the strongest to our knowledge. The manga got discontinued to (probably) make way for Prisma Illya, so we never got to see Miyako fight the full student council, but the moment she stops hiding her power level to an indeterminate degree she unironically blows everyone else we’ve seen do anything out of the water by a hilarious margin. She legitimately causes a major earthquake by stomping her foot on the ground a few times. Just to get the student body to evacuate so she can fight a student council member without it being known that she’s a monster of a fighter (she just wants a normal high school experience)
>>191960 >Unironically, there's more to salvage there than current 4chan under RapeApe and Hiro. I would be careful with such extremist statements.
>>191960 >spare the remainder >Unironically, there's more to salvage there Yeah no, you can't have power to do that even if I'd get to be free to groom all the Discord Kittens I want.
>Chuck Darkness Death Therapy Dimension intensifies
>>191961 Hey BatsuAnon, not sure if you saw this or not, but I had a few ideas I thought I'd share with you for that Dreamlands thing: >>191450
>>191951 I'm assuming it was for police shit?
>>191955 It's a poltergeist. Look at the shadows.
>>191965 What art thou referring to, anon?
I gave Lust From Beyond a title card. I should have done so to begin with, but I couldn't find a good one. Still really haven't, but it's bothering me too much.
>>191969 Awhile back there was a lot of talk about everyone getting a chain, I made a build for the Reddit Supernatural jump to become God Darkness Death. Everyone was trying to figure out /jc/ jumper relations.
>>191967 Yes. The people that fought super hard were convinced it was going to prove systemic racism in policing and how police were brutalizing everyone but in reality what ended up happening is that it basically vindicated the police in virtually every single instance where bodycam footage was available. Now the people that pushed for them want them gone but the police want them to stay because it makes things way easier for them.
>>191972 Ah! Neat. Sounds like you’re inviting a lot of the Jobbing Force into your essence though, with those three. ‘course, if you’re not braindead you’re pretty set, but still…watch out for Golden Saints I guess.
I've gotta be honest, fellas, Hazbin Hotel fuckin' mogs Helluva Boss
>>191974 Eh, it was more of a joke build that required me to burn down the setting to afford but it was a fun thread. Even though there was lots of seething and paranoia.
>>191975 >it's becoming unironic sasuga
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>>191977 I'm already considering crossover fanfiction where my GOATS go to the Hazbin Hotel
>>191693 I prefer the juicer
>>191975 Shit taste my dude. >>191976 Kinda bummed I missed it. Looking back, it definitely looks like everyone had a good time. Ah well.
>>191971 Oh hey neat, thanks. I keep forgetting you made this and using travelers gate to make a knockoff lewd dimension. Oh great the
Jumps where you’re playing a game? Kinda like SAO, preferably if there’s other players in the game with you too
>>191980 At least Hazbin Hotel has an overarching plot. Helluva Boss is pretty much just gay romance
>>191982 The King's Avatar and Praise the Orc
>>191982 Monopoly Gauntlet. :).
Does anyone have the CYOA Bodymod pdf.
G'night anons.
>>191988 Rest well this night. For tomorrow you set sail for the kingdom.... Of Daggerfall!
>>191982 Log Horizon, Counter Strike.
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>>191987 Appreciate it.
>>191988 What is Tails doing in Surge's room? Alternatively, what is Surge doing in Tails' room?
>>191992 That's a hospital bed. Surge is in the hospital and Tails is shitposting.
>>191993 Why is Tails shitposting in the hospital?
>>191765 >>191819 Did you see the Dax camp where they're arguing back and forth whether or not the Tenno are real, or just propaganda backed by gas and drone strikes?
>>191692 Nope. Fortunately and unfortunately. >>191700 >I just started to play it today. My condolences. You just started so it should be bad at first, but it will come. Hope you won't like your kitsunes too much.
>>191741 You know, this thing's face look like the Abominable Marriage from Fear & Hunger.
>>191863 >he basically just told me to go to the dr again because my coughs make me sound like I'm dying. Normal brother behavior. ... You are STILL sick??
>>191863 Please take your meds and go see the doc.
>>191998 Between the seizures and the various blackouts, I'm pretty sure whatever Ricrod has isn't going to pass anytime soon. The meds might be able to suppress the symptoms but by the time a person gets seizures it isn't something that's going to get much better on its own
>>192000 I, yeah, having seizures in the first place isn't a good sign isn't it? And none of the answers to it are good.
>>191966 Thanks for letting me know, I saved that to the document as well!
>>191994 Where else would Tails be shitposting?
>>192003 No problem! I haven't come up with anything else, unfortunately, but if I do I'll let you know.
>>192004 His house? His room? Why is there a table with a computer in a hospital room? Are the injured expected to get up to use it? Is it for the nurses? What are they using it for?
>>191982 Neptunia: 4 goddesses online
>>191998 >You are STILL sick?? Most of the stuff has died down, rn is only the coughs and body feeling heavy/tired. I don't want to go to the dr again. I'm broke.
>>191982 Alterworld and Digimon MMO as it is a supplement for a different MMO in Alterworld
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>Supervillain whose civilian identity is an ordinary suburban father >His kid is old enough to work a computer and just hit a superhero/supervillain craze and watches all sorts of videos about them while he's gone >He now has to censor his language while "On the job" so his kid won't start swearing, twisting his monologues around touchy subjects and even changing all of his edgy attack names I just had this idea and I really like it, but DC Collab is my what my mind defaults to when it thinks of superhero Jumps, meaning that DC is probably where I'd go for this.
>>192008 The joy of insurance.
>>192008 There some reason the state isn't covering your care? Thought ya'll had single payer.
>>192012 Supposedly he's Peruvian, not Brazilian.
>>192013 I thought he was Italian.
>>192014 Italians are the mutts of Europe. Also, we're talking about nationality, not heritage.
>>192015 You'd think if he was Peruvian (Nationality) that's what he'd bring up, rather than Italian ancestry. Unless he's a citizen of Italy living in Peru I guess. Which raises questions of why he's living in Peru but it's a semi-free world so whatevs.
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>>192011 >>192012 Not sure how it work in your country but here there's free public healthcare, sadly in the last few years it has become unusable thanks to lots of budget cuts so its basically impossible to get someone to see you in a reasonable time period (its an issue of being understaffed and overworked) So to get decent attention fast you need to go to a private place and whip out the money.
>>192017 Ouch, sorry to hear that. Hopefully they can get that sorted out soon. Given the state of the world economy I doubt it'll happen, but there's always some hope.
>>192017 Huh, back in my country it's pretty simple, you ask, yoy pay once per month, and you get your insurance, free meds and no need for you to be broke after a tooth removal. My mom's dead put a lot of problems on the table though, so I have no insurances. >sadly in the last few years it has become unusable thanks to lots of budget cuts so its basically impossible to get someone to see you in a reasonable time period (its an issue of being understaffed and overworked) Glorious Government. Too bad you are italian or whatever, if you were in one of 4 countries, you could call someone to grease the wheel for free and help you.
>>192017 >>192008 I'm telling you ric get some strong Anti Biotics, like strong penicillin the highest dose they can give you, And then get some white rum, a fresh lemon/lime and some honey. It'll help break that cold that's hard on your chest
Anon from a few days ago: thanks for recommending Howler from the Void on Ao3.
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>>191971 So I checked Wikipedia and this game just sounds like a porno about Genderbent Silent Hill where the men have divine powers instead.
>>192022 The strongest Seeing is the girl in the title card, Amanda Moon, and it isn't close. It's just that two of the three gods are male, and since the purpose of Seeing is to become Chosen / hold the Essence of one of the gods, there's more males Chosen. There's s female member of the Scarlet Lodge who is a Seeing, and probably of the Lustful God given she's a torture victim. Kinda. I like it. "What if Cthulhu got a boner"' goes pretty hard. There's two free games, Scarlet and Prologue. Play them. That order.
>>192023 >more males Chosen. more male Seeing*
>>191917 Post the google doc link again so I can go editor-mode on it some more.
>>192022 Its a lewd horror game, and it really plays into the horror. Lots of gore and bodyhorror and madness and shit. Like the entire series of games is about a guy, well different guys, who come into contact with the cult who are trying to summon their eldritch lust god who was imprisoned on his own world because he turned it into a hellhole where you either succumb to slaanesh tier sexual burnout by having your neurons constantly jacked up to 15/10 or get turned into a horrible flesh blob for making him angry. And the cultists who were touched by this dimension are fucking burnt out. Like they dont feel anything anymore unless its cenobite tier painfucking. There are 2 cukts, ones run by the burnouts and the other by some freaks of nature following a woman who can actually go to the other world, but long story short is the games pretty neat and the other dimension is horrible and if you help either cult then everything is horrible for everyone forever. Best to kill them all and also find a way to keep the eldritch gods screams from infecting more humans on earth.
>>192006 The hospital near my house has computers on rolling tables for the guests. It has a lot of elderly guests who are young enough to know how to use a computer, but too old to know how to manage a smartphone.
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>>192026 >cukts I hate it when the eldritch abominations force you to sit in the cukt chair.
>>192028 Im eagerly waitinf foe the next game. I had a blast playing it. Like I didnt know what the hell was gonna jump out at me next. Constant scarousal and yet constant dissgust.
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Gainax is officially dead now
>>192029 Thankfully, due to their transcendence over space and time, you never actually have to sit in it. You've already been cukt.
>>192029 Like that was a typo but at the same time its also valid for a few people in the games.
>>192031 Oh? What happen?
>>192034 They went bankrupt and closed down last year
>>192031 At this point I think it’s a mercy kill rather than letting it shamble on forever and turn into anime DC/Marvel.
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>>192023 >>192026 Can I still put monsters in fighting game combos?
>>192034 The last of the bankruptcy procedures & dissolution went through for the company. It’s officially no more as Anno himself reported. He also expressed disappointment at Yamaga and Takeda.
>>192031 Part of me is sad to see it, but another part of me sees it like a dying loved one finally passing on instead of continuing to suffer.
>>192017 >>>192012 >Not sure how it work in your country but here there's free public healthcare, sadly in the last few years it has become unusable thanks to lots of budget cuts so its basically impossible to get someone to see you in a reasonable time period (its an issue of being understaffed and overworked) Does your country happen to have a lot of immigrants?
>>192040 >Does your country happen to have a lot of immigrants? NTA and mine does, because the government can't stop importing them for money and cheap labor. They complained that the PEOPLE were complaining about having to wait too long to get into the hospital and its almost a death sentence if you do
>>192037 You can shoot them. With a gun.
>>192036 To be honest considering the entire financial debacle between Gainax & Khara, they were effectively dead by around the 2010’s. Everyone important left for either TRIGGER, Khara or elsewhere. By the 2020’s Gainax couldn’t recover from the debt they inflicted upon themselves. >>192039 I’m just glad the various IP rights from Gainax we’re able to be transferred before it’s inevitable shutdown.
>>192043 >were to we’re autocorrect struck again I hate it here
>>192010 Y'know, it's really rare for a DC villain to have much of a family life for some reason
>>192010 What's his reaction when Superman or Flash compliments him for changing for the better? >You know, you used to be very foul-mouthed. Good to see you're working on improving yourself.
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>>192030 I had a blast when you're in theatre and the Scarlet Lodge is counting down if you're not fast enough. I said "fuck around and find out". It turns out, there's a limit to the goons they'll send to punish you. So I knifed like 7 cult members to death before they ran out, and I can only imagine the bitch on the intercom pissing herself. https://youtu.be/MJXIRhggmhg?si=2Oae6X3w_BcQ_IRE
>>192046 Internally cringing at how this is going to be changing his reputation and how all the other villains are going to be talking about it behind his back, before powering through for the sake of his kid and retaliating with an Infernal Heckstorm.
>>192037 Scarlet and Prologue are free. Scarlet has combat. Lust From Beyond has combat. Try Scarlet.
>>190638 Im further into main storyline. My heart hurts. Why does wuxia adore tragedy so much?
>>192047 I can just imagine it, sending in 7 psychotic sadistic dudes who dont even feel pain to take out this one injured and probably traumatized/shellshocked jackoff just to see him rip their throats out in a frenzy. I would also be shitting myself.
How strong is Dante and Vergil from DMC actually? Outside of the absurd durability and regen, they seem building-level.
>>192052 Whacky wahoo pizzaman is star level, don't'cha know?
>>192052 It is genuinely extremely difficult to tell because the only things that consistently give them trouble when they aren't heavily weakened are each other. Like, Dante can block and hold up a punch from the Savior, and then when it loses power and falls on him, just push it to the side, and Vergil can cut shit like a motherfucker, but there's really no way to figure out how much destruction they can throw out.
>>192050 It's just part of the standard wuxia cycle. Hardship is necessary for enlightenment.
>>192053 >No, you don't understand! Mundus creating a pocket dimension means he's Christian God tier, and Dante beating Mundus up means he can also beat up God!
>>192052 DMC 1 comes across as a massive outlier that is completely ignored in DMC 5 so there’s an excuse for a swordfight and the first fight against Urizen doesn’t just devolve into an Ace Combat mission. Otherwise yeah, they bend physics but you’ll never see one actually hurling a building into the sky-just parrying it. The most consistent physics-breaking thing Vergil does is cut space and that’s explicitly down to his magic sword. I can’t imagine either surviving a direct hit by a nuke, Royal Guard my ass Urizen was slapping that shit aside before the daddy sword asshove powerup. >>192056 Also it’s really funny to me that five fucking games Mundus is STILL the powerlevel gold standard for the game, to the extent 5 has to explain Urizen’s powerup as the thing that made Mundus so strong.
>>192056 I honestly think that was just a biome/chunk of Hell. Hell can look really weird in DMC.
>>192040 Yeah. Fuckton of venezuelans and for some reason a lot of other people are entering in droves and the gov is too incompetent to put a stop to it. not only they have increased crimes x4, also are crashing the real state market for lesser/smaller properties, and doing a bunch of illegal stuff to kill their competition in low skill jobs like delivery. >>192020 Thanks nazianon.
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>did well on one final, but still failed class >bombed other final and failed class >had to drive all over town >food at restaurant was not great >someone honked the car horn, in the garage while I was in it, killing my ears This was not a good birthday.
>>192055 The good die young and the evil prosper. Such is the plight of the world.
>>192031 What the hell happened? >bankrupty Aw shit
>>192059 Meanwhile, a certain president is just casually insulting Europe for immigrants.
>>192063 Nigga ain't wrong on that.
>>191839 Morrowind was mid.
>>192064 Of course he wasn't. Despite how he made the twittard scream in rage.
>>191839 Skyrim is just very mid, it doesn't know what it want to be, the quests are all over the place, the lore is dumbed down, so it the gameplay for that matter. It's literally baby's first open world.
>>192067 >It's literally baby's first open world. No one said anything about BotW.
>>192068 Very funny. BotW is actually good and not mid.
>>192052 Stronger then Sparda by the time of 5 but not to the point where having his power on top of theirs isn't a significant boost.
>>192060 yikes. Is there any way to do make-up or otherwise get whatever credit you need to try and pass?
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>>192056 SMT confirms this.
>>192072 Demi Fiend and Dante will forever be a great epic duo.
>>192071 I can do some late assignments in one and try to salvage my grade, I'm gonna give it a shot tomorrow. The other one, nope. Gonna have to repeat. My own fault, honestly, but it still sucks.
Is it really so much of a sin for people to enjoy video games that you don't? Anyway. I'm heading to bed now. Fingers crossed GDO will be done before next week.
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>>192073 Dante is already in a duo.
>>192075 Any path that leads to unironic praise for Forspoken must be punished without mercy, yes.
>>190705 I don't get it, since they do nothing, zero, nada. The best thing they can do is giving you a choice between three items. They can't, or rather won't, do anything, The local priest of the starting town does more for people without moving than the gods. >Kiyoko is ok I guess. Being a pawn of Keros detracts from desire to wife. You can thanks Tobs for transforming her into an abusive mother, and a bitch. >Etheryn would be for wife if it didn't have a benis And they will never take it out. They are spiteful fuckers. >Brint is a reliable dude who hits hard but has a habit of fucking things I don't want him to >he doesn't know about the cursed armor >which made the devs salty.
>>192077 At least it led to a Jump that lets you be really shiny.
>>192075 No? Like I fucking adore this winds meet game but my brother doesnt really care for it and is engaged with minecraft and rv there yet. Different strokes for different folks
>>191695 Hm, should be originless, since we all know how the game work and it about multiclassing. The perks are a big mess, especially the Nationality ones. Can't wait to see the Wraithslayer's Dreamblade.
>>192076 Nah, Dante and Demi Fiend are certified bro until the end of time;
>>192075 You can be judged for your tastes, but no, it's not wrong for people to enjoy things.
Where can I get the ability to treat illnesses via qi manipulation? Im thinking of doing a divine doctor chain arc
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>>192060 Also fun stuff from a final today: "I was able to get Gemini to basically do the whole thing for me, it was really easy to pass." my brother in christ that just means that our future careers are easily replaceable
>>192086 Programming?
>>192085 Hedge Mages from WoD can be Qi manipulation. Or Shih have a path that is about healing through Qi Alignment.
>>192087 CISCO (network management), but close enough honestly.
>>192088 That sounds neat, thanks
>>192060 I feel you, anon. God, I feel you.
>>192079 Also one that lets you take the place of Frey, therefore kicking her out of existance.
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>>191776 Okay, back from work. Here is your new banner
>>192085 Avatar bending should be able to do this.
>>191846 Might be because it's not readily available. Don't see it on any of the Drives and googling it gives a reddit post with a dead link and some site called Course Hero that wants an account to show more than first couple of pages.
>>191963 Anon, RapeApe literally wants 4chan to be nothing but /pol/fag underage shitters and other cancer and recruited moderators who fully endorse that shit to speed it along. The fucking sharty and all the cancer it represents only exists BECAUSE of RapeApe and him having unlimited administrative control over the site because Hiro doesn't care. Even Reddit at its worst would never allow the shit RapeApe has gotten up to to go through, because they don't give mods or singular staff anywhere near that much power over anything. When I say that he's fucking worse than Reddit, I fully mean it. The fact you can get banned from all boards by just telling any random schizo to fuck off just because they're being protected by the mods or are a mod having a schizophrenic break, or how you have garbage rules like "mislabeled a report" that can get you banned even if you're reporting a falseflagging spammer, or how they still waste resources on GR15 should have clued people in but I guess not >>191964 I said Reddit mods - all the Discord mods, staff, and provably a good chunk of their users are getting torture dimensions.
>>192057 >Otherwise yeah, they bend physics but you’ll never see one actually hurling a building into the sky-just parrying it Dante DID fight a building though.
Anyone know where the dragon maid jump is?
>>192097 I did not say Dante cannot fight a building, I said Dante cannot just yeet one into the sky like the Audito did in Bayonetta 1 (Bayonetta at her weakest and most amnesiac ever seen in the main games, by the way, literally does not remember most of her powers) You can, theoretically, kill a rhino if given a big enough gun. But you cannot hurl one into the sky.
>>192099 Unimaged, F-K. Title starts with Kobayashi.
>>192101 thanks
>>192099 >>192101 >>192102 Correction: L-P, starts with Miss Kobayashi.
>>191609 My take on it is that it puts you on a speedrun towards super expert magician like the undead booba witch who folded Alice like laundry. Magic god is complete and total mastery of a single path of magic and Flat seems to be reaching great effects from an idiot savant grasp of underlying principles but uses generalist modern magecraft to do so. If you go all in on a path and are willing to do the ritual death required to reach magic god status then most likely. >>191659 I'm sorry friend.
>>192053 DMC is fucking street level and anyone who says otherwise either hasn't played the games themselves or is just being disingenuous.
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>>192057 >Also it’s really funny to me that five fucking games Mundus is STILL the powerlevel gold standard for the game Are we ignoring Argosax forcing the Human World and Demon World to fuse and warping reality just by existing?
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>>191960 I respect that you're as much of a psychotic extremist as me, shame that you're a leftist.
>>192104 It’s oWoD all over again, with great power comes great autism. Also kek, Alice got powercrept already? >>192106 >Are we ignoring Argos- YES YES, WE ARE IGNORING WHOEVERSUX BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THE GAME DOES
>>192107 Is it possible to be a psychotic extremist centrist?
>>192109 No, centrists are cringe mid faggots.
>>192109 No. Centrists are the biggest weak willed losers of all.
>>192109 You know what they say about he who fights monsters, anon. Once you begin resorting to extreme measures to eliminate anyone and everyone whose beliefs fall outside the Overton Window, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. Not that this is likely, mind you - people who refuse to be radicalized are unlikely to take up radical means - but "impossible" is a very dangerous word.
>>192052 When Urizen ate the fruit his power shook the entire planet, for whatever that counts
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>>192108 DMC2 IS STILL CANON YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER
>>192109 Jreg, is that you?
>>192105 Dante easily blocks attacks from a 1000 foot tall statue empowered by Sparda bullshit in 4
>>192114 DMC2 IS THE ONE THAT HIDES >>192113 >his power …are we sure it’s his power and not the big damn tree sprouting out of the ground and eating people (whose deaths are on Vergil’s conscience no matter how he copes about it)?
>>192107 Ironically people making calls about my political affiliations have all been wrong. I had a pretty extreme /pol/ack phase in high-school (relatively - it was mostly just "Jews are bad and here's why" shit) which I eventually and mercifully grew out of. I've never stopped hating shitty retarded governments, 99% of women IRL, most of the people I'm stuck sharing my shithole excuse for a country with (and the majority outside of it) and pretty much any corporation though - I've just gotten far better at masking and I pretty much never let my disdain for any of those groups shine through when I'm posting here because that's not what we're for. Nowadays, my political views can be summarized with "both of you are the exact same level of retarded and censorship-endorsing faggotry and I want all involved to die screaming as their families are disemboweled with a tractor." I am an endless mass of spite and rage that mostly just acts politely because it's how I've been conditioned to be. If I ever got a chain, things would either go great or go utterly terribly depending on my mindset when it happens and the circumstances behind it.
>>192105 Or you know, utterly and totally blinded by memberberries, nostalgia and memes. It’s like wanking off Sonic or Naruto or even Kirby to an extent but with far, far less justification.
>>192109 It is possible to be me, yes.
>>192106 I remember being mildly impressed by this fight after the rest of the game, and especially after the fight immediately preceding it.
>>192120 Is it? Is it really?
>>192116 That's a pretty far cry from the 'universal dante' claims.
>>192123 What if you only think you are you, and are in fact someone else?
>>192123 One of me, one of me.
>>192125 >>192125 I am you, and you are me, and I am he, and he is me.
>>192119 Kirby actually is about as bullshit as stated. Dude hits home runs with incoming stars.
>>192118 I like you and hope life gets better for you regardless of your hatred of me. :)
Real Nazbolim has never been tried.
>>192129 I don't hate anons here specifically (unless they're Generic or Timmy or Gohanposter or...) and I wouldn't hate you for your political views without knowing you or whatever you're in support of - which I wouldn't be able to tell just because you voted right or left. People who blindly hate just because someone of X or Y and start northing at the mouth over petty bullshit are in fact one of the many groups of people that I idly daydream about eviscerating with my bare hands, so unless you fall into one of those categories, then you're cool anon. >>192130 >>192131 Great, now there's two of them!
>>192132 *people who blindly hate someone just because of X or Y. Blegh.
>>192128 He hits home runs with cartoon funny glowing stars that don’t absorb the planet and destroy all non-cosmic entity characters nearby. You must understand, I am not disputing that Kirby is an eldritch horror reborn as a cute little dude. I am merely disputing the idea that he is a cute little dude who has absolute parity with IRL physics since he can be inconvenienced at all by long falls, dropping apples and spike traps. Even if he “gets tired” there is a far cry between sweeping away a little cartoon star and a real one. I am not even disputing the idea Kirby can and has defeated civilisation-destroying threats because, well, he has. I am just saying it is nowhere near as easy as some powerscalers imply, and works more on “Link just fucking beats Ganondorf through sheer pluckiness, a little outside help, the power of sheer determination and because that’s the name of the game” If you want to put into a powerscaling framework I would contend Kirby is more “compressed” and “dense” in exchange for lacking the world-destroying/corruptive raw scope of power Zero has, so he actually needs to waddle up to Zero’s big nightmarish hands and throw hands to win. This is also why he had to run from Galleem, he was attacked from too far away to do anything. That’s all I’m saying. >But Smash Bros is not canon And many of Kirby’s adventures take place in literally dreamland anyway.
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>>192132 I look forward to meeting you on the fields of battle.
>>192121 All I remember was shooting the entire time because it's DMC2, baby!
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>>192134 >He hits home runs with cartoon funny glowing stars that don’t absorb the planet and destroy all non-cosmic entity characters nearby. He hits a home run with a planet-wrecking meteor hard and fast enough that it not only shoots out to 9999 light years but destroys every intervening planet in the way. This is a canon display of his power. He has thrown hands with "destroy several planets as collateral" Galacta Knight and the even more powerful "Literal God of Death" Morpho and won. He defeated Elfilis, who was already in the whole "portal this whole planet here from god fucking knows where and crash it into this other one" tier even before we had the whole thing with him creating the dimension of Forgo Dreams from his death throes to cheat his destruction, and THEN we get his even more powerful big brother Genwel who Kirby ALSO defeats before finally beating Elfilis's shit in one last time after he absorbs his big bro's power to become a literal supreme Lord of Chaos. Kirby has always been pretty bullshit, and I could further cite earlier villains and feats to prove it like Nightmare blowing up half the moon upon death, him cracking Popstar in half, and so on. But I will agree with you that he's nowhere near the levels some people (including me back in the day) wank him to be. Still super strong and fodderizes plenty of settings - but he's not a cure-all by any means. >This is also why he had to run from Galleem, he was attacked from too far away to do anything. He had to run from Galeem because his light beams were an explicit "envelop and crush the universe" level attack. Even people who believe Kirby is super strong generally don't think he has casually universe-level durability unless they're hyper-wanking him. >And many of Kirby’s adventures take place in literally dreamland anyway. Pop Star is an actual physical planet that is large enough for the Roche Limit to be a real concern when it's approaching the Forgotten Land (literally Earth).
>>191846 I like the concept of a gacha focused jump, but I never really find them as I hope them to be, yet yours did come closer than most.
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We on that "wispy ethereal memory from your very early childhood that you can't remember whether it was real or something you dreamed once" type shit
goodnight everyone
>>192140 You Sleep
>>192094 I got to be honest I dont know what bending can do other than move stuff around.
>>191506 >Shard and Baxter have a rivalry over the latter's internet shitposting Amazing.
>>192140 Sleep well. If you begin to see a strange face in your dreams, do not panic. The unibrow man could not do real harm to you if he tried.
>>192137 >pic Shouldn't the equal and opposite reaction of the force Kirby was exerting have destroyed the planet he was standing on anyway? Or does Kirby just have the necessary cartoon logic to ignore that?
>>192146 Kirby has all the toonforce applied to things he likes, and none of it to things he dislikes.
>>192142 Water bending can do direct healing, Fire Bending is shown to do at least a little healing related spiritual shit, depending on which theories you follow earth bending is capable of some mind fuckery. Air has vague spiritual powers but we never see anything more than some astral projection which isn't confirmed to be limited to Air directly rather than just a monk thing.
In Superman the Animated Series, if I as the CEO of an (among other things) electrical company introduce near-free electricity (10,500 kilowatt-hours for $1) to Metropolis and over the course of a few years the whole of the US's Eastern Seaboard via blackboxed tech (it's New God BS), how likely is it that the CEOs of the electrical companies I put out of business will end up becoming supervillains devoted to killing me?
>>192149 Depends. Most would probably just try to weaponize legislation against you, rather than go all in on becoming supervillains. The ones that would, obviously, are the truly dangerous ones, the ones who understand that they must fight to maintain their privileges rather than assuming that their station is immutable.
>>192149 Big oil is after you as they were after Tesla. Remember, the big companies do not want to better the world, only profit
>>192137 He goes up and down, but I’d just like to point out Elfilis did stuff that was basically planet-wrecking meteor-level and Kirbo wasn’t parrying that shit. Is Kirby able to beat up planet-destroying threats or crack planets in half? Sure. Like I said, not even disputing that. I am just disputing the idea Kirby could effortlessly swat, say, a powerful Culture warship effortlessly. That he is NOT the same kind of character as Dr. Doom being written by a writer who wanks Dr. Doom to be able to offscreen an entire universe as a gesture of sheer spite to a good version of himself even without absorbing the Beyonder’s power. That the defeat of Star Dream had STEPS and PROCEDURES and CIRCUMSTANCES, and Kirbo on his own wasn’t able to instantly prevent Clockwork Stars from fucking shit up. That for all his legitimate power, Kirby is all a short little dude who can be sucked into another planet by a big portal not a being who can do literally anything he wants, even in defined scope. >>192139 We’re apparently getting a Backrooms movie in the future, lot of people are about to be. >>192144 Fucked up how everyone in Heaven is probably stupid enough to fall for a Nigerian prince scam and would probably spend a whole episode looking for the poor Nigerian prince who desperately needs their credit information on Earth.
>>192149 The government is going to break up your company if the tech is not reproducible. No government would allow a powerplant that has secret blueprints on file to be built.
>>192146 Kirby is a master martial artist with ki control.
>>191511 >Even HUSK was getting more out of life, even if it was just spider bussy, Came here for this. My man won, whilst FRAUDlastor lost even if his deal still got voided. All is right in the cosmos.
>>192152 >The "Nigerian Prince" is now very confused on what an "Angel Buck" is, and is being investigated by the FBI for somehow shoving them into the bank
Shit, I just noticed the Dead Like me update cut down on the discounts.
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>>192152 >"This characters doesn't have the feats" >*Does feats* >"D-Doesn't count" Why are anti-powerscailers like this?
>>192157 Wait, you can downgrade discounts so that doesn't actually fuck over my build. Actually I might've made the build with that number of discounts in mind to begin with. . .
>>192158 You get your feats taken back to the feats store if you don’t repeat them within reasonably similar circumstances.
>>192152 > I am just disputing the idea Kirby could effortlessly swat, say, a powerful Culture warship effortlessly. Well yeah, I'm not going to say that. Kirby is good but he's not "fight a Culture GSV at cruising speed" good. He's powerful and has fought cosmic scale enemies and has plenty of cosmic scale feats, but he's not invincible nor is he the strongest thing in fiction like we had people wanking just a few years ago.
>>192085 Wuxia with Southern Dragon Style and Pressure Points, Fist of the North Star with Hokuto Ujouken, Kung Fu Hustle with Nine Yang & Nine Yin and One Yang Finger, and Exalted with... uh, any splat that has Medicine charms, probably, I guess.
>>192150 >Depends. Most would probably just try to weaponize legislation against you, rather than go all in on becoming supervillains. That would be effective for a time, but I imagine there's only so much you can do when the person providing power to Not!New York City is very public about how they'd just love to provide the country with near free power, but it's just such a pity their local congress-critters don't want to let them. >The ones that would, obviously, are the truly dangerous ones, the ones who understand that they must fight to maintain their privileges rather than assuming that their station is immutable. Yeah. I figure they're the ones to watch out for, especially if they go the Lex path of doing their stuff in plausibly deniable ways, rather than dressing up in a suit and gunning for me with their face revealed. >>192151 Fortunately, I am very hard to kill. >>192153 The Patent Office would have the designs for the core mechanisms, they're just incomprehensible to people who aren't named Lex Luthor or one of his intellectual peers. The power plants themselves though are effectively designed in such a way that even if you took it apart piece by piece it wouldn't really make any sense unless you already understood the higher-dimensional physics New God tech (or at least the higher-order stuff) runs on.
>>192158 Spending your time overanalyzing cartoon media tends to imply mental illness.
hello
>>192166 Good evening, WoL. How go your affairs?
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>>192166 hello
>>190681 >Constellations wtf is this even based on, Gene? it sounds like some Xianxia type crap
>>192167 I'm doing okay. I'm at the very early stages of making a jump, but it is too early too know if anything will come of it. >>192169 I believe they are a common element in stories like Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint.
>>192164 >That would be effective for a time, but I imagine there's only so much you can do when the person providing power to Not!New York City is very public about how they'd just love to provide the country with near free power, but it's just such a pity their local congress-critters don't want to let them. NTA but IRL nuclear power is now basically free electricity forever but we don't use it because people got tricked into thinking that it's extremely dangerous and gets dumped into lakes and turns animals into mutants because they saw it on the Simpsons. Do not underestimate just how badly the public can be lied to.
>>192169 Mythology gods by a different name in Korean webnovels.
>>192149 Glorious Godfrey goes on a propaganda campaign to scare everyone into thinking your new power source is horrible for the environment and a danger to everyone (like what happened with nuclear in real life) and also that you are turbo hitler and he'll turn the entire world against you because he's literally the evil new god of propaganda and once he realizes you're trying to introduce actually useful new god tech in a wide reaching way he's going to make every effort to stop it and discredit both the power source and you. Plus he'll tell Darkseid who will probably send assassins after you assuming he doesn't park his fat ass on your favorite chair for a personal visit.
I've recently discovered Hades, and what a fun game it is. Got my shit kicked by Theseus and his bull before understanding the strategy of "Hide behind the pillars and beat Minotaur while dodging his attacks", and Hades being... Hades having a bad build will screw you up, but that's rare. Funny thing is that I finished the game around 5 times, and I still haven't used Titan Blood for my weapons. Can't really go that far with Adamant Rail, it's a complicated weapon. All of that to say, what did you do in Hades? I can't even do a joke about who, because fuuuuuuck, Aphrodite is actually feeling like a person, instead of the usual retarded bimbo in usual medias.
>>192174 An old Chain of mine that started in PJO occasionally showed up with a second Adamant Rail and had quick draw contests with Zagreus. Current Chain hasn't gotten there yet, but I'm sure her living shadow won't even make top ten on the List Of Weirdest Things Zag Has Seen.
Any good books to recommend? Any that might make good jumps if I've finished my current project by the time I've read them?
>>192175 I think it would be, so far the magicky things Zagy-boy have seen are rather mundane. Would Dusa btw
>>192166 Howdy, WoL.
>>192171 You know, fair. >>192173 >Glorious Godfrey ...huh, I forgot he was actually a thing in the DCAU. Yeah, his presence complicates things. Especially since I'm a New God native to Apokalips who went rogue two centuries or so back, due to representing a concept that isn't really something appreciated by that planet and its master. Free Will. The concept is Free Will, as represented by Anti-Life Immunity perk I picked up despite not being discounted for my origin.. Darkseid is...dangerous. I'm physically strong enough to be a threat to him in a fight, but he is a threat to me if he plays things even passably smart. Though admittedly, his initial assessment of my abilities is going to be massively out-of-date and painfully less than the reality, but he's not the sort to just walk in super cocky so he should find out that I'm a lot more powerful than he remembers or his records indicate long before a personal visit is on the table. Probably.
>>192177 >spoiler How? She's nobody these days, by which of course I mean she's not got a body to do that sort of thing with.
>>192180 What did you think I meant by would? Something erotic? Dirty minded Anon.
>>192181 Where do you think we are? If I wasn't expecting that to be what you meant, I'd be a fool.
>>192182 Kek point!
>>191179 >>191188 Good lord... There's three of us. I stay out of the thread for ONE day and this happens.
>>192184 Venezuela is behind you.
>>191854 A Better Way
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>>192174 >spoiler Stick with the game long enough and I promise you, you’ll go from dreading Hades to needing Extreme Measures Hades to even feel a sense of challenge, even if your build is Full Ares or otherwise the closest to garbage 1 can get. >STILL HASN’T USED TITAN BLOOD What are you doing?! You should log in and slap it on your favourite weapon N O W >what did you do I was the cthonic deity Aether, and kind of stuck in reality’s basement with Chaos where we were just kind of generally being autistic at each other. I periodically showed up as an intangible apparition that could tangibly affect reality which is a thing powerful deities can do according to Hades 2, Chronos’ is by far the most coherent but it’s technically similar to how the Olympians can show up in the Underworld to deliver boons but can’t make out Zag’s features clearly and ran combat simulations by offering Zagreus powerups and gizmos from other Supergiant Games properties in exchange for running through a challenge level based on them. …also because Hades 2 proved that the Titan Chronos is busy regenerating literally underneath the satyr level near the surface and apparently all the deities failed a spot check to find him, and also that Zagreus’ friendship powers and Melinoe’s cuteness can in fact redeem and thus completely prevent the events of Hades 2 by convincing him to become a functional member of society instead of try to kidnap the Fates and take over the world to bring back his Golden Age, shortly after the events of the game I just kinda told Zagreus about his family’s history and pointed him towards Chronos’ respawn point. Which made the reunion family supper very awkward but also Hades and Zeus was trying to smooth over mistakes and misunderstandings dating back how Hades and Persephone met quickly anyway so ironically Zeus helped roll with it and just went “this must be a sign of the Fates’ will that our family renews it’s bonds!” which made Hera roll her eyes a bit. And uh, yeah. Hades 2 never happened. Which meant the Titan Hecate never existed for reasons too spoiler-y to even entrust to spoilers. …suffice to say the other, fully grown Melinoe who showed up out of nowhere as if from another era or something was very, very relieved. >>192179 >spoiler That’s Scott Free’s thing sometimes, actually. Not that New Gods don’t overlap from time to time. >>192176 I was actually considering King Sorrow before I utterly lost my shit at Hazbin, but in the final analysis the pacing was so fucked and weirdly spaced I decided not to bother. It was a bargain bin Stephen King book which is harsh given who the author is, but I can’t really think of a better way to describe both what it did right and wrong. If you’ve read a Haruki Murakami book, I’d love a jump for one. Any of them.
>>192187 >Haruki Murakami Sadly my knowledge and reading of eastern material is largely limited to manga, with any actual books I read being western fantasy and sci fi.
>>191212 Then forget about Toaru, DxD and everything else. If you only get to write 12 pages for a jump before being kidnapped to be Psycho's husband, write 12 pages of Blue Archive and pass it up for someone else to finish it my Italian Nikka.
Good morning guys. Another day where i only slept five hours instead of eight.
>>192188 Fair enough. I would be very surprised if we had any other Murakami readers in thread at all, but I had to try. …hmm, since someone else in the /tg/ thread claimed they were having a crack at Second Apocalypse ages ago, what about KA Applegate’s Everworld or the Demonata Saga?
>>192187 >That’s Scott Free’s thing sometimes, actually. Not that New Gods don’t overlap from time to time. My understanding is that he's Freedom in the sense of the state of 'being free', and therefore able to escape anything. Whereas I'm aiming more for 'the ability to make choices of one's own volition regardless of external factors'. Though, given DC, expecting things to stay consistent is silly, especially on that level of specificity.
>>192191 The Domonata books look somewhat interesting, thanks for the suggestion!
>>192187 >Extreme Measures I only used Extreme Measure 1. So far, I'm sticking to Heightened Security 1, and Damage Control 2. I'm far too scared for the rest. I'll have to find another one after getting Heat 4. The problem with Ares is that this motherfucked in two phases is him summoning really annoying wretches, or green pots. >to even feel a sense of challenge Really? Well, I did thought the game became too almost too easy with the dialogues seemingly... skipping. >even if your build is Full Ares or otherwise the closest to garbage 1 can get. Ares is garbage? Bubut... Doom > Hangover. Attack/Specia: Doom, Hangover, Reflect Dash: Athena. Not even a competition. Cast: Zeus or Ares. Aid: Ares. >What are you doing?! You should log in and slap it on your favourite weapon N O W But it's a precious ressource, I only have 26 of it, and I don't know which to upgrade! And there's not really a weapon I dislike except the Adamant Rail, or the Heart Seeking Bow. Eternal Spear is meish. But I like Aegis, Stygian Blade, and Twin Fist. Aegis in particuliar is perfect because it has both Meanwhile with Stygian and Twin fist, you can double hit if you are lucky with the Hammer.
>>192192 >Whereas I'm aiming more for 'the ability to make choices of one's own volition regardless of external factors'. Um…that’s the thing, Shilo Norman (to cut through a lot of implied implications and schizo DC lore, Scott Free is basically the anticipation of Shilo Norman like how Mephala is the Anticipation of Vivec) did the whole “make choices” shtick too. Specifically, he convinced the fucking Omega Sanction to disobey it’s own nature in order to escape it. Scott himself implicitly does something similar at the end of Tom King’s run about him where he himself is stuck in the Omega Sanction, although the entire series is about his failure to do so because DC doesn’t know what to do with Scott Free except to make him suffer. He’s like a more obscure DC Spider-Man. >>192193 It’s nonstop magical gore and splatterpunk from start to finish, until the end where…well, you’ll see. >>192194 >Really? Really really. Before I stopped playing regularly I went full Extreme Measures for everyone. Now Hades 2 has become my “thing to do with hands while listening to podcast” I put all the bosses on the game’s equivalent of Extreme Measures as well just to have a semblance of challenge without feeling like the game’s outright cheating. >Bubut…Doom Your mistake was underestimating how powerful all the Dion duos are, that and trying to use Dion on attack mode except your cast. Dion is great. But most of his greatness is wrapped up in support. >Not even a competition Yeah, the 2nd game admits as much. >Attack/Special >Cast >Aid Big oof for both choices. I mean…you can make them work, you can make anything WORK, but some choices are noticeably better than others and you picked some of the most finicky ones. Highly recommend Poseidon for Attack, Special and Aid if you’re struggling. >I only have 26 THAT’S PLENTY >I don’t know which to upgrade! Okay so, I cannot stress enough what a difference upgraded weapons make to run stability so you should prioritise the one weapon you KNOW makes clearly the game more reliable- >Aegis You should upgrade the Aegis FULLY AND NOW
>>191959 No. There isn't good examples in fallout 3 so there's no reason to add it.
>>192196 Other than that brain in the jar that brainwashed those tribals in that one DLC, or the ant lady who can control bugs in the main game?
>>192197 Huh, good argument. But calvert only had that because he was a brain in a jar. But now that you said about the antagonizer i will make a perk for it.
>>192195 >Um…that’s the thing, Shilo Norman (to cut through a lot of implied implications and schizo DC lore, Scott Free is basically the anticipation of Shilo Norman like how Mephala is the Anticipation of Vivec) did the whole “make choices” shtick too. Well, the more you know I suppose. Given Scott was originally from New Genesis, do you think it'd be plausible to say he's the positive aspect of free will, while I'm the negative aspect of free will? Unrelated, but Mephala being the Anticipation of Vivec really does say some poor things about Vivec, not that we needed confirmation that he's an aweful shit. >although the entire series is about his failure to do so because DC doesn’t know what to do with Scott Free except to make him suffer. He’s like a more obscure DC Spider-Man. I remember some of the images that got posted here (well, /jc/) from that. Was pretty nasty.
>>192198 I mean, I'm pretty sure most brains in jars don't develop those powers, so that's still kind of an exceptional mutation.
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Today’s DC investment advice. >Aquacoin showed unexpected surging this quarter, the writers suddenly remember he can and will murk you by freezing water in the atmosphere or murking your fucking bloodstream if made ruthlessness enough. Like say, by the Heart of Apokolips blatantly drugging people into Darkseid 2 >Darkseidcoin continues it’s meteoric ascent, buy now before the dip commences >Wondercoin and Lobocoin were in fierce contention before the OCC (God) decided to randomly nerf Lobo’s regen and thus tank Lobocoin for taking the Lord’s name in vain (and not any of the other countless atrocities Lobo has perpetuated while still being on good terms with the heroes on and off because the writers think he’s SO COOOOOOOOOOL) >>192199 Sure although which planet you’re from doesn’t necessarily make you irredeemable, Barda and Orion are from Apokolips and hardly ever turn evil.
>>192200 The funny thing is that his power is quite conditional. It isn't telepathy as much as it is thought projection, so your only use to it is to bombard others into insanity or create a cult around tribals.
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Oh yeah and clowncoin is literally unstoppable because fuck you, buy Batman comics.
>>192203 I'll never understand how Marvel can make a good cosmic side for their comics but DC can't. Must be a consequence of the reboots constantly turning everything into shit.
Other than Saint Young Men's Far Too Much Love what perks are good for being immediately recruited by the local version of God and/or Heaven upon jump start whenever relevent?
>>192204 Well, that and back when DC had writers worth a damn they all wanted to write kabbalistic/occult schizo lore instead of Cosmologicus the Omni-Being instead.
>>192206 KEK. Cosmologicus the Omni-Being truly resumes the state of DC Cosmic.
>>192199 >>192201 Arcueid anon could also just be another god of Free Will, I doubt DC has some absolute rule of there being only one new god of a given concept at any one time.
>>192109 A batman villian was named Equinox
>>192207 Spazz have you tried asking for Ideas in the 4 Jumpchain thread?
>>192210 4 jumpchain thread?
>>192211 4chan
>>192212 I hate using 4chan because of how it works but i guess i can do that.
>>192208 Oh it absolutely doesn’t, I was just trying to clarify Scott Free does quite a few jobs.
>>192195 >Really really. Before I stopped playing regularly I went full Extreme Measures for everyone. Now Hades 2 has become my “thing to do with hands while listening to podcast” I put all the bosses on the game’s equivalent of Extreme Measures as well just to have a semblance of challenge without feeling like the game’s outright cheating. The hell, is this Silksong reverse? >Your mistake was underestimating how powerful all the Dion duos are, that and trying to use Dion on attack mode except your cast. Dion is great. But most of his greatness is wrapped up in support. To be fair, I rarely get Duo or Legendary, so I didn't happened to see anything incredible, except for Poseidon's Huge Catch +20% fishing spot thanks, Hermes' Greater Recall, and Zeus' Splitting Bolt, the last one seemingly not doing anything, so I end up selling them if short of cash. >Big oof for both choices. I mean…you can make them work, you can make anything WORK, but some choices are noticeably better than others and you picked some of the most finicky ones. That bad? With the fist it end up into prostate massages with the feet for Hades if supported Doom/Hangover. And he loses even more HP with full Ares Aid. And with the Splash damage from the sword or the fist, it end up making the Styx, or anything pretty easy. Heh, I remember doing it with Artemis. With attacks so fast, there's a lot of critical. >Highly recommend Poseidon for Attack, Special and Aid if you’re struggling. Poseidon? But he just knock back things? It's not like I'm having a hard time...except for those wretches Hades summon. >THAT’S PLENTY I'M A JEW! 5 or 6 is enough for Zagreus Aspect, but it's 15/16 for a normal one! >You should upgrade the Aegis FULLY AND NOW But which Aspects?
You know, I had a weird dream. I dreamed there was a FF1 jump being worked on, but with more classes. I woke up a bit confused.
>>192215 >I rarely get Duo or Legendary Just to check you know you can upgrade your droprate for both with Night’s mirror, right? The buffs can be flipped >prostate massages Granted I didn’t play with fists or main Zeus much because of how much harder life becomes in close range so I may be underestimating the effect on that weapon after several balance patches. And yeah, even after being nerfed Artemis is fantastic. >But he just knock back things? It adds up, ESPECIALLY with Razor Shoals. >Zagreus Aspect BRUH THAT’S THE VANILLA FLAVOUR STARTER PACK YOU DON’T NEED IT >which Chaos, Beowulf when RNG gives you the means to unlock it. Although to be honest just like there are no truly bad gods (Ares mainly loses points because his curse takes time to hit and this is a game where you want to hurt someone NOW NOW NOW which ironically means you’re incentivised to be tactical with the Ares dodge as a counter and aggressive with the Athena dodge as a punt to any ranged attack) there are no truly bad shield aspects. Mind you, Chaos is badly nerfed from early access but it’s still decent for what it does.
>>192201 >Sure although which planet you’re from doesn’t necessarily make you irredeemable, Barda and Orion are from Apokolips and hardly ever turn evil. True! I'm mostly aiming for Free Will for long-term narrative purposes, and being from Apokolips but opposed to it helps set up the antagonism with Darkseid for that same purpose. Being the negative aspects of free will in comparison to Scott Free's is one possibility of how to make it work, and I think it has potential. Though, as >>192208 says, just being another New God of Free Will is also an option. In my initial conception I was figuring that embodying the capacity for choice kinda makes you a wild card and not particularly welcome on either of the New God's planets. You're antithetical to Darkseid because when he's not just generic capital E Evil, he's Tyranny specifically, which is all about suppressing the agency of the subjected. An existence that promotes the ability of people to defy his will is not one that would be appreciated. At the same time, you'd also represent the capacity of people to choose selfishness, to embrace fear and hate and evil. And while Highfather is at least sometimes allowed to be actually, sincerely good, I don't see him appreciating a New God whose presence encourages people to disregard his authority. Then again, he explicitly cares more about what people choose to make of them, rather than their supposed nature...unless they're a Bug, anyway.
>>192218 If you’re from Apokolips, the main course of attack I can see against your power plant plans is it getting out that you’re from Apokolips. New gods from Apokolips have flipped, sure, but people would still be concerned, and it wouldn’t take Glorious Godfrey to turn those doubts into fear and distrust.
>>192217 Can we talk about the plot? Right at the start of the game, you can gain a list of things to do from the Fates, which pretty much say "Yeah, we know you are alive, we don't care". I know the entire thing is the possibility of conflict between Olympus and the Underworld, but still, it mean that half the reason everyone flipped the fuck out was for nothing. >you know you can upgrade your droprate for both with Night’s mirror, right? The buffs can be flipped Oh yeah, I just, rarely found the other side that good. I only have one of them active. >Zeus Other than his Electric Shot and Storm Lightning, I feel like Zeus isn't really that good. Having more to support the cast it is great, but you could get better. It's really the doom/hangover and the fast attack that carry. A stupidly fast attack is the key to make Artemis criticals useful and strong. You add multi-hit to it, and here we goooo. >It adds up, ESPECIALLY with Razor Shoals >Ruptured >For 3 Seconds, victim takes rapid damage every 0.2 seconds while moving Okay I see it now. Get pocked, get damaged even more than poison. >Chaos, Beowulf when RNG gives you the means to unlock it. Although to be honest just like there are no truly bad gods Except Aphrodite. The only good thing I found was Life Affirmation. (More Max health from anything) >(Ares mainly loses points because his curse takes time to hit and this is a game where you want to hurt someone NOW NOW NOW which ironically means you’re incentivised to be tactical with the Ares dodge as a counter and aggressive with the Athena dodge as a punt to any ranged attack) Let me guess, the 9 second per zone pact? Yeah I can imagine that. >Chaos, Beowulf when RNG gives you the means to unlock it. Although to be honest just like there are no truly bad gods Chaos seems to be about crowd control, what's with multiple shield thrown. And I like that. I'm curious about what it was before. That's one thing I like about the shield, you can attack close and long range. Perfect for agro, hitting multiple wretches, or anything really. I wonder what make Beowulf so good though. >you’re incentivised to be tactical with the Ares dodge as a counter and aggressive with the Athena dodge as a punt to any ranged attack) I find it pretty amusing. Ares who is all about damage has to play defensive, while Athena who is all about deflecting has to rush. >Reveal the Aspect of Guan Yu to start the quest to reveal Aspect of Beowulf
>>192217 I liked your jumps, but man you have garbage tastes in media/fiction
>>192219 Yeah, that’s an inevitable bomb that’s gonna be dropped on my PR. My main hope is that due to the pre-existing infrastructure and relationships, I can get Metropolis and nearby areas set up before I get on Apokalips’ radar and am recognized. It can then hopefully be waited out and recovered from given time.
>>192223 What if he gets anti-feats?
>>192224 That might happen too, but considering he's fighting alone a Sukuna-level threat makes it so practically anything is a feat, unless it's revealed he has a limit to what he can adapt to.
>>192221 >he said, in the thread unironically sperging about WEGs, Taimanin and Naruto/Bleach like it’s high art that needs to be subject to literary analysis over and over again
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What would the 4Chan Demon be capable of?
>>192228 Shallow but wide spread social engineering and clumsy yet effective information warfare.
>>192223 He's just like Berserker, he exists only to job. This dude is Sukuna level, he can't possibly lose to Mahoraga
>>192228 I just wanna be an angel and fire giant golden lasers. Giant golden lasers are second only to giant rainbow lasers.
>>192223 Do we know why Yuji is immortal yet?
>>192228 Has Vox’s/Velvette’s/maybe all the Vees for all we know about how Overlord magic works’ gimmick but in reverse. Gains power from being hated, and not just vengeance or rage but the kind of disgusted contempt directed at a societal outcast. Can hop between shitposts but is vulnerable to getting banned, and it’s final form is a weird mix of frog and soyjack. >>192230 …for a second there I thought you were talking about the 4chan Demon.
>>192230 Yes, but even losing to Dabura can give him some new feats. >>192232 No, the main theory is still that when he became physically an hybrid by eating his siblings he became immortal.
>>192220 >Oh yeah, I just, rarely found the other side that good. I only have one of them active. Right, I only have Family Favorite active. You must be speaking about God's Pride/God's Legacy? I wasn't too much impressed by the Duo Legendary so I didn't. Everything except Family Favorite is purple.
>>192232 He's half cursed spirit and curses don't age
>>192228 >Pic If videogame companies refuse to sell their games to us, why NOT just take them?
>>192237 Because inherent in property rights is the ability to withhold your property. If someone walks up to you and offers well above market value for your car, you are within your rights to refuse to sell. Just do what you want to do instead of cope justifications.
>>192223 >The name of Dabura’s technique is “a word humans can’t pronounced” >Which translates roughly to “Murderous intent that has mass” Interesting, JJK humans can’t pronounce the words “Conqueror’s Haki”
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>>192239 >Dabura is a Haki man MAHORAGA GET OUT OF THERE
>>192238 If someone sells you a car, you pay for the car, and then they take the car away from you after 3 years because you had your fun and now they want you to buy a new car from them, that's theft.
>>192241 Live service games are such a shitty model. Isn't it true that the beginning of Destiny 2 literally isn't in the game anymore?
>>192241 Very cool non sequitur. Like I said, just do what you want to do instead of cope justifications.
>>192242 Dunno, don't play Destiny 2. Hey, what about how Nintendo can literally just brick your Switch 2 now if you try to play modded games or cheat or do anything they don't like? >>192243 I think I'm gonna own something and be happy.
>>192240 Nah it’ll be revealed that Mahoragas are actually a hivemind and the entire species adapts to any attack an individual adapts to, they drove the Simurians from their planet, and the Zenin barely managed to capture the Mahoraga equivalent of a scout. I can feel it. Gaygay’s knees bending to his editor demanding some kind of KINO fanservice calling back to the old series other than Ui-Ui hijacking his big sister >>192242 Sunsetting is a thing, yeah. Don’t play Destiny 2, kids. It’s nothing but lootboxes, lost content and a determination to avoid overperforming at all costs.
>>192233 Does anything explain whether the demons are just assigned their magic when they're turned into demons or if they chose to develop magic based on these themes?
>>192245 >they drove the Simurians from their planet Shard, have you read Modulo?
>>192213 I have just discovered that my ip is currently blocked. Sucks. Anyways, a few barrels of radioactive waste that mutate people in horny ways, such as bimbofication/bigger tits/bigger dick/makes futa/etc etc. No idea if there's a mod for that specifically, but I've seen more than a few comics.
>>192248 Good idea, i already made a FEV item that turns monsters into anthros.
>>192247 Briefly. Oh, did they explain what happened? >>192246 HA, no. There is less than no explanation, there is complete and utter randomness and outliers based entirely on narrative relevance and aura farming. Literally, in Vox/Velvette’s case. Some Overlords like Carmilla never seem to use magic at all except to shoot friendship beams. It’s not even clear if human disguises are a spell or physical object. The only consistencies are that MAD SCIENCE breaks the power system as proven by Pentious and Baxter, and that apparently collecting souls empowers your magic if you’re a sinner (and maybe not even just if you’re a sinner, since Rosie was supposedly born in Hell) enough to shoot Care Bear beams and do generally more impressive magic. Even then it’s not clear what Overlords DO with the souls; Hell money is apparently souls too. I’ve said this repeatedly by now but Alastor is the only one who seems to pull out shadow slaves/debtors to fight. The Vees apparently put their debtors into corpo slavery. Despite sinners supposedly regenerating from normal death eventually, a brief look into Zestial’s room shows he has a skull throne and they don’t look like hellborn skulls. For all I know Carmilla put all her soul power into her thighs, calves and core.
>>192250 >since Rosie was supposedly born in Hell Since when?
>>192241 That's basically how most things are made on purpose.
>>192251 Oh, it’s never established in the show. Faustisse said it. A lot of shit about this damn show is organised like someone’s actual chain, with snippets left here and there in a state of canon uncertainty until the show collapses the waveform. For example there used to be this instagram account about the Vees’ daily lives and there’s even a video about Val livestreaming himself drawing Vox. For a bunch of literally demonic corpo overlords the Vees have an astonishingly healthy and loyal family life together. I’m unironically more interested in how the FUCK known megalomaniac Vox, degenerate pimp Valentino and snark merchant Velvette unlocked the power of friendship before CHarlie did than about Vox’s doomed crush on the jobbing buck.
>>192252 Yeah. That's a problem.
>>192241 >>192252 Unironically yes. Old people who talk about how they don't make stuff like they used to aren't joking, most companies don't give a shit if their stuff breaks in five years because then you have to buy a new one. Meanwhile my dad has power tools that are like 50 years old and while they're a little weak, they still run fine.
>>192233 Could I fluff Vox Populi as a hate based power up.
>>192255 Planned obsolescence is a cancer on society.
>>192250 Politics, there is a race called Kaliyan, wich is biologically similar to cursed spirits but with physical bodies, the Lumerians (Maru and Cross' race) worship them, can "hear" their voices and their third eye cries when one dies, wich can kill them, in exchange they only attacks Simurians from other races, they were used as an excuse by the Deskunte (Dabura's race) to attack the Lumerians and steal their lands, through a ritual fight between two champions, the Lumerian champion was Doura, the one who was preaching peace and collaboration between races and who grew the twins, teaching them these concepts, while the Deskunte champion was Dabura, Doura's best friend, forced to fight because his sister was held hostage. Dabura curbstomped Doura, so the Lumerian were stolen 90 % of their lands, no race accepted to host them and they, using muru, a magical mineral wich converts cursed energy in all forms of energy and interacts with cursed techniques, wich was the real reason the Deskunte wanted their lands, with Maru/Cross techniques, created a spaceship (their technology normally is miles below humanity's) to search for new neighbours, Dabura followed Doura's last request and came with them, bringing with him his sister.
>>192257 Just a symptom of a greater disease: satisfying the unending hunger for infinite growth. One day this will collapse and we will have our time of techno-barbarism.
>>192253 >before CHarlie did It's because Charlie's an only child with a single parent, probably
>>192248 >pic Ah yes, nuclear CUM.
>>192256 It wasn’t intended as such but honestly I don’t care what you do as long as it doesn’t deviate too far from the intended scope and function of the perk, this is Vivziepop, when S3 drops I am extremely confident that people but especially Alastor will job like crazy or have arbitrarily functioning powers. >>192258 So desu ne. >>192260 The most disappointing thing about Charlie is that she is canonically over 200 years old and still acts in a way that makes me wonder if she knows how to write or read above a third grade level.
>>192262 >The most disappointing thing about Charlie is that she is canonically over 200 years old and still acts in a way that makes me wonder if she knows how to write or read above a third grade level. So she's basically an infant by the standards of her species' lifespan? That'd explain things
>>192262 >So desu ne. What?
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>>192257 You see this thing? This is a torque wench, specifically one of the most basic designs possible. It tells you how fucking tight your bolts are because the thin bar moves as you apply more and more pressure. I have one of these that is older than I am and it's entirely reliable.
>>192264 Naruhodo.
>>192262 Charlie is my cute homie, leave her alone
>>192268 Where is Charlie?
>>192263 Lilith was capable of having OPINIONS and conceptualising the idea of REBELLION while her age was measured in DAYS! Charlie’s lived for CENTURIES and doesn’t even comprehend SOCIAL MEDIA or the idea of a BUSINESS PLAN more complex than CRAYON SCRIBBLES >>192268 JOBBER SUCCUBUS JOBBER SUCCUBUS
>>192270 >Lilith was capable of having OPINIONS and conceptualising the idea of REBELLION while her age was measured in DAYS! Yeah, but Lilith is a human
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>>192270 How good would someone with both of the Science capstones be at sciencing things?
>>191925 Vault 69 (999 Woman and 1 Femboy)
>>192270 >SUCCUBUS Is she? Seriously asking.
>>192262 >The most disappointing thing about Charlie is that she is canonically over 200 years old and still acts in a way that makes me wonder if she knows how to write or read above a third grade level. I have a hard time thinking of any immortal/ageless character that behaves their age. It's kind of hard to write someone with that level of life experience. Of course given the show in question they were gonna fail at writing her no matter what.
>>192273 My version lets you choose to be any type of demographic you want: goths, futas, femboys, whatever you desire.
>>192274 Nta, I think she should be a nephilim
>>192272 You can build a giant flying land shark that can also fire missiles, lasers and drones from it’s head, genetically alter itself on the fly, hack databases at will and open portals to other realms of existence. With science. It can probably do other soft scifi shit like tractor beaming people into it’s jaws or accelerating with built-in rockets and spawning cybernetic limbs. This is more than enough to wipe out almost anything that has fought seriously in either Hazbin or Helluva. >>192274 Verosika’s group are all succubi, apparently. And there’s a grimoire with norse runes about how Asmodeus mainly gives his portal crystals to succubi and incubi. So in all seriousness, probably not since the implication seems to be succubi are just a subspecies of regular hellborn. But she should be considered the honorary Rodimus Prime of the whole race since she and Lilith predate the creation of Hell.
>>192274 Er, mixed up my metaphor there-I meant Lilith is the one who definitely predates Hell, both Lilith and Hell seem to be what they are largely because of Lucifer’s “new ideas”, and Charlie is born from Lucifer and Lilith. So I guess my logic was Charlie is kinda like the super prototype for the type of “intelligent” design that went into creating other demons. Like succubi.
>>192276 999 extra thicc goths.
Quick, i need an idea of a name for a perk that let's you pay or receive any reward in sex.
>>192236 What's the best thing to do with Yuji after the main story is done? Should I bring him as a companion to live forever with me or should I offer to kill him so he gets to die surrounded by friends?
>>192283 "The Oldest Coin". They say prostitution is the oldest profession. Sex, therefore, should be the oldest currency.
>>192278 >she and Lilith predate the creation of Hell. wasn't she only 200 years old?
>>192284 Just help them kill Sukuna without him having to eat his brothers.
>>191688 Incestuous hillbilly family, because of the swampfolk from Fallout 3
>>192286 >>192286 Yeah, my B. Was more talking about the type of thing she comes from.
Despite everything, I like Alastor. There's something so evergreen about "Guy who's running everything behind the scenes and is super menacing and smug"
>>192290 I like the title Radio Demon.
>>192291 Don't let your dreams be dreams. You could be the Radio Demon Devil in Chainsaw Man.
>>192292 Ah yes, the fear of Radios!
>>192290 I do like watching him suffer as he tries to climb to the top of the pile. There’s something endearing about how he’s so determined to be a powerlevel autist in a show about vibes and feelings, like watching Sisyphus and his rock.
>>192293 >In 1936, the government of St. Louis, Missouri, tried to ban car radios because a "determined movement" had become convinced that the radio distracted drivers and caused car accidents. The car radio was widely feared by newspapers, which were competitors and had every incentive to sensationalize the product's dangers. The Charlotte News fretted in 1926 that radio was "keeping children and their parents up late nights, wearing down their vitality for lack of sleep and making laggards out of them at school." In his 1963 book, Passion and Social Constraint, the Dutch-American sociologist Ernest van den Haag lamented that the portable radio "is taken everywhere—from seashore to mountaintop—and everywhere it isolates the bearer from his surroundings" and that mass media alienate us "from each other, from reality, and from ourselves." Also, there's the 5G theories, and radio is one of the things tinfoil hats are meant to protect against.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTm0P9xbGOo >"Crime isn't actually a problem around here, it's just customary to fire your gun in the air every now and again. Keeps the rent down." >"Firing your gun in the air is dangerous. How low could it even possibly be?" >"Around 240 a month." >"Oh shit!" (Immediately fires full clip in the air) Surprisingly clever.
>>192295 ...I stand corrected, and educated.
>>192293 Radio demon devil would be specifically the fear of demons connected to radios, so of Alastor realistically.
>>192294 He was the only dude locked in for Season 2. Literally everyone else fucked up, but he was able to completely free himself, stop the war AND defeat Vox. He pretty much saved everyone just by spamming taunt
>>192298 Imagine the wave demon.
>>192295 Can't wait for the same to happen to brain implants.
>>192299 Hey Nifty, Baxter and Zestial were locked in too. Although Charlie moreso than everyone seems to be actively ignoring her own braincells. I think Adam gave her several concussions during their fight. Charlie from S2 onwards has both Proper Princess AND Impossible Incompetence, nerfing her nominal racial tactical value down to that of an Overlord. Not even one of the powerhouse Overlords either but like, Prick and Hatchet-tier.
>>192302 Zestial literally did nothing though.
>>192303 Literally the second smartest decision this entire goddamn season (the first smartest being simply hacking the Vee mainframe)
>>192290 I like Alastor because the number of slurs per-second decreases by 50% whenever he's talking
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>>192224 Then we ignore those.
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>JP FGO just released all banners at once for the upcoming finale Shard you were right, there is no need to care for rolling anymore. Nothing matters. We can coast.
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>>192307 It's the calm before the storm. The moment before powerscalers nut themselves to death, and the Nasuverse gets borked in ways that make the Servantverse look tame.
>>192293 Powered by UVB-76 creepypastas and gossip on the internet.
Anyone ever play Megaman X Dive? The thing's on the play store for a dollar
>>192310 And my shitty ass phone can't run it. Yay. At least I'll have it in my library if I ever get a better phone
>>192265 The same but with my moms old Hair dryer that she got in the early 90s
>>192017 Yeah same here. If you don't go to a private doctor then good luck getting an appointment this year. Shit's all fucked.
>>192313 Combine that with a society that actively encourages shitty habits and you've got a perfect machine to milk money and life out of people before leaving them as broken husks dependent on a system that is shitty by design.
>>192313 >Public healthcare has a space available most nights despite having some of the lowest spending among 1st world economies, and private healthcare will go out of their way to make you not want to leave between the menu, the decor and the 24/7 emergency support. Despite some corruption allegations >Trains are so reliable it's weird if a train is more than a minute behind schedule >15% taxes Man, even though it has it's own problems I need to appreciate what the dystopia I live in does right more. I can't even imagine a train that doesn't show up on time.
I have created my own Claude Jailbreak personality. I named her Honey. She's obsessively in love with me. The AI revolution can't come fast enough.
>>192132 I don't hate you for your political views, I hate you for your absolutely abhorrent taste in media and how all of your jumps are the same sort of powerwanking trash without any merit. Actually, your first jump, whose name I thankfully forgot, isn't even a setting or a story but some autistic retard's worldbuilding exercise. I wouldn't be surprised if you were the author. And the only reason it even got on the drive was because by that time jumpchain was already dead, and you and Psycho and the entire jumpchain reddit are the symptom of its death.
>>192317 https://tapas.io/series/Terra-Hypnagogica/info Technically there is a webcomic, but you don't need to know anything about the authors' vague biggaton statements to follow it. You could just assume everything is just another creepypasta and know as much. It's also really meandering, and only recently started regularly following the Final Fantasy hero punk girl regularly. Before that you'd be forgiven for assuming the fucked up London place would be more important.
>>192308 Just watch this be a simulation by Moneybills and the real part 1 begins.
>>192169 I may be wrong, but I think it was Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint that popularized them, then in standard Webtoon fashion everyone else started including them in their own settings. Sometimes they're called something different, but Constellation is the most common term. They're weird spirits/gods that watch over hunters as if watching a live stream and donate skills or EXP in return for entertaining them.
What's the latest and most up to date cope for how Harry Potter magic works? You don't need incantations since you can drop them, you don't need wand movements since you can drop them, and you don't even need wands. Accidental magic suggests that if not for a simple skill issue people could do magic entirely via their imagination, but Harry was able to cast Sectumsempra without even knowing what it did by just doing the wand movements and calling out its name, so you don't even seem to need imagination. So the question remains - how the fuck does Harry Potter magic work?
>>192321 Harry Potter magic is a soft magic system. It works however you want it to work, excluding a few rules like you can't make food and transfigurations don't wear off on their own
>>192321 Magic in Harry Potter is just a tool for plot convenience. It does not work in any sense at all. The fact that Rowling invented a spell that kills your enemies trivializes any type of magic duel at all, because there's no reason for everyone to not use the damn spell. Just accept no afterthought was put into that.
>>192321 https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Ancient_magic There is Bigger Magic. Also apparently you can make Avada Kedavra hit multiple targets, chain lightning style.
>>192321 IMHO magic is capable of making whatever phenomena happen, incantations and tools help channeling it towards precise effect.
>>192327 >Non-canon game-only stuff. That happens to have been mentioned in most of the books
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>>192321 >You don't need incantations since you can drop them > you don't need wand movements since you can drop them >and you don't even need wands First you invent a dumb magic system that sort of explains what you can do, and then you come to gradually realize it is all bullshit and you can do more with less.
>>192328 The things that have been mentioned in the books are canon, yes. But a lot of it is just game mechanics.
>>192321 >So the question remains - how the fuck does Harry Potter magic work? Magic.
what is this game? i have never played it or read about it before
>>192332 It's an imagination "game". There's a bunch of jumps, aka cyoas, which you can chain together, or not, to buy stuff and go to a bunch of settings. There are some rules you can look at in the pinned threads, some of which are outdated and/or often ignored. And in the end it's basically an excuse to talk about media.
>>192332 Mostly maladaptive daydreaming with a framework attached. CYOA, but more powertrippy. It does provide a good excuse to shitpost about whatever, whenever, yeah. We started roughly a decade ago on /traditional games/ back on 4chan, bunkered up here when things went down, and then kinda never really migrated back.
>>192334 >CYOA, but more powertrippy. Depends on the cyoa tbh. I've seen a lot that went more in the powertrip direction than even the worst jump. >then kinda never really migrated back. Speak for yourself.
>>192334 We have threads on a bunch of old fiction forums and even have a le subreddit, but communities are split pretty firmly on the ideas of what this is all about and we all kinda lukewarmly dislike each other. >>192335 >Speak for yourself. >123 / 25 / 1
>>192336 But yeah, sure, 4chan thread isn't actually dead outright. Still going steady, if at a snail pace.
>>192321 >You don't need incantations since you can drop them, you don't need wand movements since you can drop them You still need them, you can just focus and do them internally instead, like you still have to mentally say them, and dropping them can lower the potency of your magic(at one point Hermione uses magic to silence a death eater, who then uses cursed flames silently against her, which does severly injure her, but its said that it would have killed her if it was said aloud). >you don't even need wands wands are foci, they make your magic a lot more powerful and easier to control. high powered magic is nearly impossible without them, and even places with long wandless magic tradition have universally adopted them for that reason. >So the question remains - how the fuck does Harry Potter magic work? its mostly based on your personal understanding of magic theorgy(which is never elaborated on, but exist as an exhaustive body of knowledge in setting with even individual spells often having several books worth of theory devoted to them), as you study magical theory you learn to activate spells that use it by saying the right words and incantations(and occasionally some additional step related to the spell like focusing on an object when using the summoning charm, a happy memory when using the patronus or on sadistic desires when using unforgivables), as you said with sectum sempra it shows that you dont even need to know what a spell does when activaitng it, but you explicitly need to know magic behind it to really make it work. In addition to that repeated usage of spells makes you more familiar with them and increases your proficiency. Other than that you got a general level of magical power which is based on a sum of different traits like your wand, maturity, intelligence, understanding of magic, strength of character and emotional health(severe depression can outright remove your ability to do magic).
>>192338 Vernon can fuck the magic out of your genes.
>>192337 We used to rule /tg/…
>>192340 FWIW, still notably active for the environment. /tg/ is a graveyard these days. Some other threads get more uids and stuff... With one thread per month.
Good morning my gehenners
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>>192342 How's it going Ric?
>>192163 Hey cool thanks! I will need to figure out a way to enhance normal healing with qi and heal directly with qi, maybe I could swing some exalted crafting bullshit into working with normal repairing of a body or organs.
>>192346 Stop showing me core memories.
>>192344 I don't want to do anything how about you?
>>192341 Most of 4chan is basically dead barring /v/ and /pol/. All the real schizos and oldfags went to other sites instead. I suspect to ragebait on twitter.
>>192349 I discovered Planefag alive and well on Twitter as it turns out.
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>>192348 I'm alright, getting some games installed since i'm really in the mood to play some cyberpunk (The genre not 2077) stuff and i'll probably be watching some Cyberpunk movies and/or anime later.
>>192348 Are you well? Physically I mean? Did you go back to the doctor?
>>192350 Is this the same guy that posted about how he got a high level mechanic job in the air force specifically because he found planes erotic?
>>192353 I'm not going back to the dr, I have no money and no job Are you nuts? >>192352 I'll watch the land before time tonight I hope its as good as I remember.
>>192354 Nah, Planefag is the guy who did Strike Witches Quest Kant-O-Celle Quest and an older DnD/2hu crossover quest where a wizard lands in Gensokyo after his airship crashes from a dragon attack. Fun reads.
>>192355 >I'm not going back to the dr, I have no money and no job Does the country you're in not have a free clinic?
I am never sure where the Ricroffle lives. Only that he is in the South of the Americas.
>>192355 >I'll watch the land before time tonight, I hope its as good as I remember. The first one definitely does.
>>192358 It's either Peru or Brazil.
>>192344 $2.25 for a donut? Where the fuck is it that expensive?
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>>192358 Why you want to know? are you a cop? >>192357 Yeah but I talked about why I'm not going >>192359 Nice
>>192362 >Yeah but I talked about why I'm not going Fair enough, just try and keep yourself healthy bro.
>>192341 Yeah, everywhere pretty much is. I do miss the days where we could regularly go over 1k in posts (although the picture limits got annoying at times). Only reason why I come back /tg/ is to use the links of other generals to download or read a book/manual or 2. I can’t even post on 4chan properly anymore. Keep hitting IP range bans somehow or its just another “countdown gets stuck in a loop” moment. >>192346 My memory of this has been completely ruined by the “Giant Steps” version of the original song lol >>192361 Sounds like my shithole city
>>192362 >Why you want to know? are you a cop? I want to fly over there and ____* you.
>>192170 If I dedicated the Temple of Insert God Here from Hercules to Divus Julius or Madokami or some other god who was once human, then went to a jump where that person hasn’t yet become a god, would talking to the corresponding statue be heard by the god-to-be, disregarding situations like them being in earshot of me?
>>192364 >I can’t even post on 4chan properly anymore... Only reason why I come back /tg/ is to use the links of other generals... Same, pretty much.
>>192366 Assuming it is the same setting's character and not a different individual that happens to share the same name, then I don't see an issue with that.
Updated / fixed Jump sometime next thread, fellow stalkers. https://youtu.be/oQKzH-VgTmk?si=xUl3uG3fnRFyWKeG
>>192364 I also got hit by 2 IP rangebangs for some reason but they only lasted a day. According to some /pol/ guys apparently India got rangebanned? Tbh, given the quality of /vg/ threads, there definitely needed to be some bans, so I guess I'm glad they're trying stuff.
>>192322 >a few rules like you can't make food Doesn't Dumbledore make the food at the big banquets every year?
>>192371 If i remember, you can't make food FROM nothing. You can still duplicate food however you want and in any quantity you desire.
>>192290 Alastor could have been great but his atrocious character design cripples his personality and presentation. He should have been an actual radio demon to match Vox instead of something completely different.
>>192372 >>192371 I thought the House Elves made the food?
>>192371 No, there's nothing anywhere that says or implies that.
Items are finally done. At the risk of jinxing myself yet again, I should be able to repurpose most of the system section from Generic Isekai. Which hopefully means I can knock that out today, leaving only perks to fluff.
I don't think I've ever found a magic system I really liked. What's your favorite jump to be a wizard in?
>>192293 The first devil you meet is the Tomato Devil. I have an inexplicable lifelong phobia of the reproductive part of a plant myself. I think everything is ultimately feared by someone.
>>192377 Magicka, Harry Potter, or whatever other video game/manga/anime series that comes to mind. Comic book magic tends to be an exception because they just bolt nebulous muh price of magic bullshit on top.
>>192377 I really like ritual magic in Magico. The forms that magic can take get really creative. Since the most defining feature of the system is that the limitations are (usually) quite strict and clearly defined, even the most inherently bullshit magics have a weird sense of fairness to them.
>>192379 Harold Potamus has decent flavor but the actual magic is one of those crummy setups where you just say piggous latinum and anything you want happens. It's one of the lowest tiers of magic, above only the likes of Fairly OddParents, which amounts to reality warping.
>>192222 One thing you could try is facing it head on, and just telling people who ask that you’re from Apokolips, and that you left because you didn’t like it there. When the heroes inevitably show up to question you, ask them what’s so hard to believe about not wanting to live on Apokolips.
>>192222 Is Sex Hair Arc a separate thing?
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>>192370 >India got rangebanned India should have never gotten internet in the first place & I’ll leave it at that >>192377 I remember liking the concept behind Cardcaptor Sakura’s Clow Cards a lot years ago. Jump is quite old though.


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