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General Thread #95 - Nomadic Lifestyle Edition Jumper No. 194635
A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting. Please make sure to spoiler explicit images and keep hornyposting to a minimum. >Old thread: >>192542 >Horny Thread: >>143436 >Thread Archive: >>1331
Edited last time by Jannington on 12/16/2025 (Tue) 20:31:51.
Why didn't Alastor simply rotate the shark-dog?
>>194630 Why would it matter when as a human you are going to end either as a winner or sinner? >>194629 >She personally dislikes the ship Bitch wanted him to be 'asexual' so he could sell more merch, but then she realized that she could make a much more interesting story if he got some really heavy sexual tension going on. So he is mostly paired with Vox, or at worst his entire dynamic is being rivals with Lucifer. Also, Charlie and Vaggie are cute together (like, their song in last season was cute and all) but they have zero tension to engage with them at fandom level and that drives Viz mad. >>194636 The dog parts make him immune to rotation.
>>194637 >Why would it matter when as a human you are going to end either as a winner or sinner? Because I wanna slut it up while pretending to be a Sinner, only to die from too much thottery and come back with huge bazongas as a joke. No, seriously, I asked entirely because I wanna be able to die and come back as a sinner as a joke.
Hello friends.
>>194637 >Charlie and Vaggie are cute together (like, their song in last season was cute and all) but they have zero tension to engage with them at fandom level and that drives Viz mad. Because Vaggie is not a real character, but an accessory to Charlie. Everything about her is actually just about Charlie. She doesn't even really fit into the story because Alastor should be doing what her job is
>>194639 Hi, WoL
>>194639 Good morning
>>194639 Hello WoL(pronounced Wall) anon
>>194635 Sometimes I wish I was under six feet (and skinny) so that I could vanlife.
>>194639 Mornin' WoL.
>>194644 Why would being over six feet tall make you unable to vanlife? Being skinny would happen as a consequence of living in a van
>>194644 I've heard they're cracking down on vanlife nowadays
>>194639 Hi hi
>>194647 About as much as any other form of homelessness.
>>194648 Hi hi hi
To the anon who asked last thread: no we don't have a Umamusume jump in any of the drives unfortunately. I love Halloween Spring Creek. >>194639 Morning, morning
>>194651 Morning morning morning yugifren
>>194630 Oh. Humans are such pathetic afterthoughts in the Hellaverse I genuinely didn't think anyone would WANT to be one. But sure, no skin off my back. >Changelog >Added human race option >Added note about humans and how Vivzie doesn't give a fuck about them in her tumblr sexyshow
>>194646 More crouching over the taller you are, you can fix it with custom builds but I don't have the skill for those. >>194647 Oh yeah, a lot of people acted like fucking retards doing it and ruined it for everyone else. Lotta parking in a single spot for a long time, leaving a shitton of trash, harassing the people around you, stuff like that. Walmart used to be chill about letting people crash overnight in cars/RVs/campers at the far end of their parking lot, but they started cracking down more and more. Usually they only let truck drivers do it now.
>>194640 Hey, be fair: Vaggie is also an accessory to Carmilla Carmine. Like, visually she is just a lv. 5 Carmilla, and narratively exists so that Vaggie has someone to run to for a powerup when she's too weak/retarded to solve the most plot relevant task at hand. Their whole dynamic is so on the nose I wonder if originally she was supposed to be a lost daughter or something.
>>194653 No ending options?
>>194656 Hell is forever, also get over it I'm not waiting for this PDF to take ages just to edit something else in again. You leave/go home/stay in the normal timeframe or whatever your chain needs. If you think an absence of random words traps you in a jump, you deserve to be imprisoned there.
>>194639 'allo.
>>194654 >More crouching over the taller you are, you can fix it with custom builds but I don't have the skill for those. How about a Ford Econoline? Those things are rather tall so you don't need to crouch much. My family used to have a e150 and it even had a backseat that could fold down into a bed. Mileage is absolute dogshit though You could also try a step-van? UHaul sells it's old trucks and it isn't particularly difficult to furnish them
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>>194657 >>Added note about humans and how Vivzie doesn't give a fuck about them in her tumblr sexyshow >But not ending options Think about Vivzie hating it and do it.
What are your favourite martial arts perks from non-martial arts focused jumps? (So something like The Batman could count for this but Kengan couldn't) How would you describe your Jumper's hand to hand combat style? Who are your favorite martial artists to pick up as a companion during a chain?
>>194660 Somebody needs to stop him, he's going to solo all the popular characters from fiction!
>>194657 If a Hazbin angel got hit with a nuke would it die?
>>194661 >What are your favourite martial arts perks from non-martial arts focused jumps? Probably the one from Generic Western? It's neat and in a rather grounded jump.
You get a chain, but: you are constantly compelled to get Funky Fresh. You can resist the urge, but it will be constant-on the level of resisting an addiction to sugar.
>>194660 Hmm, good point. One sec. >>194663 I'm going to say yes on the basis that a nuke is basically a really big, really hot rock. And as any scholar can tell you, big rocks totally work for hurting Hellaverse angels.
>>194666 So the US army can solo heaven and hell?
>>194667 Taimainin proves all the U.S need to solo hell are cyborgs and big guns.
>>194660 And added. >>194667 Impossible to determine until the Sins and Lucifer actually fight something seriously, and a high level angel less useless than Sera and Emily shows up and actually does something.
and before i forget, good morning guys.
>>194665 I finish my jump for The New Guy and go there.
Does anyone have a list of just I could pick up a "gamer"/litrpg style system in? I'm thinking of doing a chain where my Jumper gets the first jump with a gamer system for free but every jump after that is in gauntlet mode.
>>194652 As soon as I get home & take a nap, I'll get started on the Dreamlands jump when I wake up. >>194665 If only the likes of a Space Channel 5 jump existed. Jet Set Radio, is a good starting point, then we can do Elite Beat Agents right after.
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>>194672 >Is in gauntlet mode I'm assuming you mean just not getting the starting stipend? Because the normal gauntlet mode rules would prevent you from using perks. ... I'm gonna suggest using the CYOA Bodymod and the Menu, Open! CYOA, since that's what I use and having your game system as part of your bodymod means getting to keep it even in gauntlets. https://cyoawizard.neocities.org/menuopen/ https://imgchest.com/p/wl7l6ax37x2 Otherwise, Campfire Cooking and Striving For The Luxury Liner have decent systems? Demons Souls, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Elden Ring, and Def Jam Fight For New York all have basic leveling systems, if you just want one of those
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>>194669 >>194666 Based. >>194662 Either you get redeemed or you get put into a bubble until you accept the redemption. By force.
>>194674 >I'm assuming you mean just not getting the starting stipend? Yep, i'll have a look into the various jumps and the cyoa you suggested. Thanks anon.
Today I will be chaotic evil. >>194669 Vivzie sounds like the autistic person who wouldn't like it if things weren't done "correctly" in their mind, so adding an ending option would make them happy.
>>194678 How will that be different to your day to day here?
>>194679 My day to day is chaotic horny. Chaotic evil is intentionally making things worse on purpose, randomly and for no clear reason.
>>194678 She is the kind of autist that will hate everything, even when people do what she likes. She will find a reason to bitch about it.
>>194677 You could always build your own bootleg gamer system as you go? You can get a free HP/MP System in The Simpsons Game, a minimap with built-in navigation in The Simpsons Hit and Run, that leveling system from Def Jam, a videogame style equipment system in Digimon World 3, and item drops and inventory from Diablo 1+2 There's an inventory
>>194682 >>194677 There's also a perk for skill leveling in Kenshi, and a perk for leveling up spells in Final Fantasy Type-0 ... I should do a chain where I assemble a full gamer system piecemeal again.
Hmm. I think I've found a downside to having a Meowscarada https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqGe7nd9jLw ... Do you think a pokemon would keep it's more animalistic habits when it evolves into a more humanoid form?
So in Cyberpunk... is it me or are Gorilla Arms the best arms? The rest just seems too gimmicky, Mantis Arms is supremely cool but making your arms thinner is not a good idea, and I struggle to understand the concept of monowire just as much as the elemental effect and many gameplay (or story) things in Cyberpunk 2077. Projectile Launcher is cool, but you need to recharge them, and if you have time to put explosives into your arms, you can put them into firearms. >>194653 Your autism is a power far above Matter Lucifer's.
>>194685 To be fair, it is very hard to imagine a situation where Gorilla Arms are not, objectively, the best arms.
>>194685 To be honest in the 2019 version Mantis Arms were supposed to be the best because you could climb walls with them. But it's correct to assume Gorilla Arms are the best because its useful for lifting things, handling recoil, using big guns and improving melee combat. But i prefer the Projectile Launcher because the most dangerous thing for a Runner is to be disarmed or without options to attack an armored enemy, and the Launcher is a solution to both.
>>194686 >>194687 That's what I'm saying, it's better strength, better endurance, better recoil handling which mean a whole lot of better, better everything. >To be honest in the 2019 version Mantis Arms were supposed to be the best because you could climb walls with them I can see it. On certain walls. >But i prefer the Projectile Launcher because the most dangerous thing for a Runner is to be disarmed or without options to attack an armored enemy, and the Launcher is a solution to both. Just use Gorilla with Sandy. GG. ...There's something wrong with that approach isn't it?
>>194660 Can Steven actually fold Hellaverse? My jumper just got out of Steven Universe and I was wandering how much preparation I had to do for Hellaverse, Jumper is on Steven's level but with more attack and less defense options.
>>194688 If you can use a Sandy to approach someone you can use a Sandy to aim a gun/cannon at someone's eye. >>194689 Yes. In fact, many verses solo the weak-ass hellaverse.
>>194690 >If you can use a Sandy to approach someone you can use a Sandy to aim a gun/cannon at someone's eye. B-but... Za Warudo...
>>194688 >Sandy Okay, if we're going to talk about the Sandy we need to talk about why every netrunner doesn't have one. And don't say it's just a prototype. That was in Edgerunners. Smasher got the good version of that. By V's time you can buy a market-ready Sandy with presumably a load of kinks from David's day worked out. Don't Fear The Reaper would've ended very differently if every goon in the building had a Sandy.
>>194692 I know right?? David's supposed to have the super prototype one, and it's only in Edgerunners that we see people actually having Sandy! (of lesser quality) >Don't Fear The Reaper would've ended very differently if every goon in the building had a Sandy. The fight would have been more epic. Or fucky. Everyone using Za Warudo.
>>194692 >And don't say it's just a prototype. That was in Edgerunners. Smasher got the good version of that. By V's time you can buy a market-ready Sandy with presumably a load of kinks from David's day worked out. No, you absolutely can't get the extremely cutting edge military prototype sandevistan that was invented two years ago and had both prototypes stolen. You'll have to content yourself with all the various kinds of Sandevistans that have been on the market for literal decades Anyways, people can't just shove whatever chrome they want in their bodies, and Neuralware is particularly damaging to a person's psyche.
>>194696 >Anyways, people can't just shove whatever chrome they want in their bodies, and Neuralware is particularly damaging to a person's psyche. Oh really?
>>194689 In all seriousness, theoretically there SHOULD be many forms of magic that should theoretically be able to gank Steven or punt him somewhere he has bigger problems. Hypnosis. Fuck-smoke. The Goetia’s space portals. Alastor’s threat to Husk and the goddamn skulls in Zestial’s room seem to imply if motivated enough, powerful Overlords can actually rip souls apart with magic. Despite what powerscalers tell you, Steven being able to withstand the weight of the ocean or whatever does not actually matter or possessed or something before he can throw hands. In practice, not only do a lot of people default to wild flailing but everyone goes out of their way to use their powers as stupidly as possible-maybe the best example of this being Emily just standing there as Vox grabbed her. On that basis, Steven gets all the way to Charlie’s doorstep unless it turns out the Sins are a LOT stronger than they look OR Satan can depower people in general and not just demons. And then Charlie defeats him, not in battle, but because Charlie is a less competent version of Steven who can just start singing and make him join in a duet and have him chill out because Steven loves singing about his feelings more than fighting. >>194693 This show really does go out of it’s way to live up to every attempt to clown on it.
>>194697 Yes? Humanity loss from installing too much cyberware has basically always been a thing. It was a major plot point in the anime, has been a major concern in the TTRPG, and while it was absent for the protagonist in the game in the beginning, it got added in later. Honestly, enemies with Sandevistans are a bitch to fight, so if everyone had one it'd lead to rather poor gameplay, where the only good option is to specialize entirely into quickhacks to disable sandevistans
>>194699 Ohh, the Humanity stat, I thought you meant something else I didn't knew about, like some sort of other limitation, like not everyone being able to have them installed. >Honestly, enemies with Sandevistans are a bitch to fight, so if everyone had one it'd lead to rather poor gameplay It would ne uttherly psychotic. You don't use or have it, the sandymen act faster than you, you have one, everything is at normal speed I guess, depending of the quality of ther sandies. I really think they were both too stuck into a gameplay mentaliy, but also not enough.
>>194698 I'm kinda annoyed when people start acting like this, yes Hazbin is comically retarded, Steven wasn't this immense paragon of competence, I mocked it with you but it's annoying when every discussion on a series becomes shitposting (RWBY too is an example of this, yes it's retarded, but mot meaningfully more than tons of other series we talk about, that we mock but we can also discuss like half-sane people).
>>194701 Steven, the charactern or Steven, the show?
>>194702 I meant the character, but it can easily be both.
>>194693 This is what happens when shipping daughter sends powerscaling son a clip of a really cool fight scene to trick him into watching her show
>>194668 I thouvht it needed tanks, psychics, and portals ala the salvation war
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Are there any Skyrim jumps based around mod use?
>>194707 Nice boobs and ass-wait this is modded skyrim??
>>194707 Pretty sure QQ has a modded Skyrim jump, yes.
>>194707 Modded skyrim. Not a local jump, but if you wanna a powertrip, it'll suffice.
>>194708 Yep; https://x.com/8cm_80mm/status/2000150518828855484 >>194709 >>194710 Oh sweet, i'll go and check it out, thanks anons.
>>194707 Someone needs to make a Skyrim modded jump for Troubles of Heroine. That mod is peak porn.
>>194711 If you're interested, SB has a modded fallout jump as well, which was made by one of their very few good jumpmakers. Possibly their only good jumpmaker, to be honest.
Between acquiring the powers of Plastic Man or the abilities of Wolverine (including the adamantium skeleton), what option would be the superior one?
>>194714 Plastic Man by an incredibly vast margin.
>>194714 Wolverine is a man who is mostly kept relevant by plot armor and the derangement of NTR-obsessed Marvel editors. Plastic Man is someone who has beaten down beings of godlike power legitimately, with his baseline powerset.
>>194714 The power to manipulate plastic is superior to being a canadian.
>>194688 Or just treat the Sandevistans like the RPG instead of the anime. It solves the problem much easier than trying to explain why no one uses it or having the same problem early Sasuke did in Naruto where his body couldn't, and Sandevistan user's shouldn't, be able to keep up with their perception, a least without major augmentations like going full borg with.a Dragoon or some other option.
>>194707 There are two. Modded Skyrim and Slave City, both on QQ.
>>194718 tbf gam start supr spd flas nonsens first
I have access to Claude once again. I am lost. Goodbye.
>>194720 And it was bad there too but at least it wasn't as bad as mister "dashes through the rain and doesn't get a drop on him."
>>194715 >>194716 >>194717 I see. So what about a choice between Plastic Man or Juggernaut?
>>194718 Tbh my impression is that the anime Sandevistan made the game developers just cave in and make the anime Sandy canon to tie into the hype, kind of like how LoL tried to make Viktor look like Arcane Viktor >>194723 Closer but still Plas, it's just a more useful power overall for anything not involving running through walls.
>>194723 Plastic Man, still. Juggernaut's strong and durable, but Plastic Man's firmly on at the "Evil Superman is wary of fighting him" level
Anyone know how fast you'd need to fly to stay in the sunlight full time?
>>194726 Mach 2
Which namefags would you say are martial arts nerds?
>>194726 That would depend on where you are on the planet. If you're at the equator, you've got more ground to cover than if you're very far north/south.
>>194728 Ages ago I remember Val mentioned doing kickboxing.
>>194726 About as fast as a pigeon if you're in the arctic.
I was a bit of a grumpypants last thread. Sorry about that. Any more questions or fixes for Generic Portal Invasion? >>194461 >So the +200 drawback requires top tier xianxia/capeshit power to overcome? Oh, I actually forgot how low that drawback is. Nevermind. It's really hard for a human, but in theory a stong-ish Jumper could cheese it with relative ease. >>194476 >Doesn't Max Level overlap a bit with the rank perks? A bit, but rank also effects the inherent potency of your class/species. The main thing about Max Level is that it is a level of strength that shouldn't even be possible to reach within the duration of the Jump. >>194478 >With the 800CP version of the Regressor perk and the Tutorial drawback would dying after finishing the tutorial send us back to the start of it or to the actual start of the jump proper. If that's how your regression works then it won't make any special exceptions in this case. >>194538 >Gene, if I may say something, you might want to compile everything before you update it, you're updating so fast I can't even give feed back I try to, but people tend to want to make builds shortly after a Jump is posted, so I give priority to perks that could significantly effect someone's build. >>194542 >any portal invasion that you recommend? I'm looking to get into some reading Well, most of these series are complete garbage, but these are just a few I think are genuinely good or enjoy in spite of their quality. >A Gate Opened on my First Day as a Politician >Dungeon Reset >Farmer of Spirits >How to Live as a Villain >I Am the Sorcerer King >Kill the Hero >Murim Login >Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint >Regressor Instruction Manual >Solo Leveling >SSS-Class Suicide Hunter >The Constellation That Returned From Hell >The S-Classes that I Raised >The World After the Fall >Tomb Raider King >Trapped in a Webnovel as a Good-for-Nothing >>194627 Haven't had a chance to read this yet, but thanks for the build as always.
>>194732 Jumps pretty good, the only thing i'd want would be a joke drawback but there's no reason to include that. Good job on it Gene.
>>194731 >>194729 So, probably not a good idea to convert my flying Traction City to primarily solar power. Might need to buy that Dedicated Drilling District upgrade so I can just swoop down and drill my way into the ground at night >>194731 Hmm. Travelling to the artic does sound like a fun option too
>>194732 Oh, right. It'd probably help to actually include the Jump for people who haven't seen it yet. Only difference between this and the last version I posted is I heavily reworked Demonstration.
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>>194732 >Haven't had a chance to read this yet, but thanks for the build as always. Ah don't worry too much about it, it's just a (well, these days anyway) joke about a Stephen King series being a "western portal invasion" and me essentially doing the regressor equivalent of going on a cosmic school shooting spree/becoming a xianxia protagonist because Gan regressed me/Roland too hard and too ofte. And a setup for that Dimensional Stalker build I keep meaning to write someday. I guess not!Mordred Deschain really is just Mordred Deschain now, except metaphysically stillborn from having gotten his backstory wiped away.
>>194736 The Dark Tower is a huge blind spot in my cultural awareness, but sounds neat.
>>194734 Be aware that'll only work for like half the year. Then you're gonna have to swap to the antarctic VERY fast to stay in sunlight.
>>194670 MorningSpazz. how's the jump
>>194732 >Any more questions or fixes for Generic Portal Invasion? Give me a few minutes to read it please
>>194739 Moving along. I'm already made one companion and i'm working on the rest now. I might even post a WIP tomorrow.
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My Companion (all loving, believes in inherit goodness and rehabilitation, pacifist) and me (Will peel your face off and eat your soul if you oppose him)
Lucifer really should've called any of the powerful natural born demons under his command like the 7 deadly sins to go kick Vox"s ass for him. He can beat their asses so they'd actually listen
>>194723 Power to control stilted face expressions versus power of squished conehead. No contest.
What is there to do in Dishonored?
Man, i love how the Plastic Man powerset is OP and yet absolutely underutilized. The guy can beat a lot of strong people despite being just a stretchy boi
>>194746 he will kill us all
>>194745 Kill Not!British elites
>>194745 Revolutionize their frankly absurd tech. I mean they can store audio in /punch cards/.
>>194746 I'm pretty sure there's a comic where he says that he tries to cultivate an image of being silly in order to prevent people from realizing how fucking terrifying his power is.
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Is Jumper a good person?
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>>194751 No. My jumper simply is.
>>194745 take over the Abbey of the Everyman, root out the corruption and then lead a crsuade against the witches, worshipers of the outsider and the bearers of his mark and then find a way to kill him or at least rob him of his powers.
>>194660 >>194675 >>194676 Why is it just Steven that people are memeing?
>>194735 I am still sad that there's no regressor waifu drawback or scenario. Otherwise it's a good jump.
>>194754 Someone made a joke post that blew up and artists took that joke to make funny fanart. And then it spiraled. I'm not gonna lie, I enjoy this kind of spite involving fanart and fun stuff rather than just internet fights. Like the whole Bakugo vs Reze or Deku being the king of streets.
>>194754 Steven isn't directly connected to VS Battles yet his memetic personality of saving everyone makes him funny in any meme. Though to be honest there are a dozen memes about any verse/character that no one sees because they're all in other languages.
>>194746 Why is it so op?
>>194758 He can stretch very far, he can disguise himself as objects to the point Batman didn't even notice him, he can perform brain surgery using nothing but his fingers going through your nose, he is incapable of dying permanently and will reform even if thrown into the sun.
>>194758 The writers added a bunch of random powers on top of his main gimmick and give his powers a greater metaphysical origin, same reason every DC/Marvel Hero gets op.
>>194759 He can also fully control other people's bodies, in the Injustice comic he does it the Flash and basically puppets him from the inside to break into the super prison
>>194758 He's a complete metamorph, capable of shapeshifting into any form he desires. He could turn into threads, become as big as a giant or simply overwhelm anyone by turning into an enormous mass of goo. He can also copy the appearance of anything, and he literally creates mass from nothing.
>>194758 And let's not forget that he is immortal and can reconstitute himsef from molecules. He is a discount flesh-shifter dr. manhattan.
>>194758 See >>194759 He flat out is immortal unless you just delete him from existence because he can just pull himself together. Sure he can't unga bunga superman but he certainly can leverage his powers to depower and weaken Supes for a win by blocking out the sun by wrapping himself around supes.
>>194762 >>194763 Don't forget his biggest feat being a dress for big barda and supergirl
>>194735 Inheritor seems somewhat weak, with it taking several months to get your powers back.
>>194766 >Inheritor seems somewhat weak, with it taking several months to get your powers back. I mean depending on how powerful you were that could also be absurdly fast. Like you could go from being a bog standard human back up to where it took you millennia of training in only a few months
>>194768 Eh, I suppose it's probably because I think of physical stats as pretty worthless. They're always the easiest thing by far to get.
>>194769 It applies to everything though? Like it's seems more like a relative thing that becomes more worth it the more powerful you are and how long it took you to get there.
Do we have furry jumpmakers? Someone should make a zootopia jump.
>>194770 It's specifically things intrinsic to your body. But even those are usually perks that always apply to you, so the value is even lower.
>>194771 There's a zootopia jump.
>>194771 we alredy have a zootopia jump
>>194771 Was Twotopia any good? How did it handle the reptiles?
>>194775 >Was Twotopia any good? How did it handle the reptiles? I heard some guy was right on the money predicting that hypno vore fetish would be in it just from the one poster of the snake.
>>194775 It was a movie too scared to actually be a continuation of the first, which is something quite common to a disney movie. If you are a child, you will like the second movie. If you are a fan of the first, you will get disappointed.
>>194766 >>194768 >>194769 If that's how it comes across then I might have to look over how I have it written. It's mainly meant to serve as a modifier to perks like Regressor or Reincarnator where I left it deliberately vague what abilities follow you when you return from death. In some Regression/Reincarnation series the MCs need to start from scratch, using only their memories to regain their old power, while other times everything carries over, though it may take time. I just took that and expanded it to apply to any situation where you would be transferring from one body to another. I then added the part about training transferring between Jumps, though depending on how someone houserules their Chain, it might work that way by default. I could add a small plus-charge to make the transfer instant. Or does it seem like the perk is so conditional that instant transfer should be the default? >>194772 Specifically, it says "even those that were intrinsic aspects of your old body or the result of training". As in, it accounts for those aspects in addition to everything else.
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Still fine-tuning GPI, but for those who hadn't heard, I'm trying to squeeze in a quick Insaniquarium Jump/Gauntlet for Christmas. Let me know if anyone has any requests/suggestions for that.
>>194778 >Or does it seem like the perk is so conditional that instant transfer should be the default? I do think that it should be instant to be worth it. You could bump it up to 400 CP in exchange.
>>194780 Considering I was just planning for the plus-charge to be 100 XP, I think I'll just have that be an upgrade so I don't have to lose a 300 XP perk.
Give me some divine weapons to collect and where to get them. I want to build up a treasury of them. I know Fate, FE and Zelda have a bunch of those.
>>194779 >Insaniquarium Oh that sounds wonderful. I request the ability to be a glorious evershifting rainbow fish. Or the nose of a US president. Also the ability to craft an unlimited amount of good inside of my body like Zorf
>>194779 >Insaniquarium A Penguin
>>194782 HeroBBS Holy Swords
>>194781 Does the 300 XP Underleveled version just hide your general powerlevel or does it also work for more specific or better appraisal attempts, like trying to find out what sort of abilities/skills you have? It's somewhat unclear.
Reposting in new thread for more responses. Do we have any items for living suit buddies?
>>194788 Marvel symbiotes are the closest thing I can think off.
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>>194326 Going to get a reply to this out later - still digesting the latest Hexatombe episode. >>194497 It's pretty much as the other anon said - Rin is one of the twin sons of Satan and is trying not to be the harbinger of apocalypse that many people believe he is. >>194544 Deleting somebody's soul quite literally prevents them from even trying to seek future redemption. >>194630 Because normal humans can't enter or exist in Hell. They also have zero special abilities that Shard can write around around.
>>194562 Mount and Blade has a perk that anyone and anything under your command will be able to survive on any food you give them, but they may not like it. >>194565 >The masculine urge to be bred and rear many children. Well, if women are refusing to have children that does not mean men still don't want them. So if it must be done, men will have to step up to save the species. >>194665 >constant-on the level of resisting an addiction to sugar HA, I gave that stuff up years ago. It might go months between a single ice cream. Coffee and tea are straight as god intended.
>>194790 >Because normal humans can't enter or exist in Hell. They also have zero special abilities that Shard can write around around. They also get mogged by fucking IMPS. Their power level is "NO."
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>>194788 It's not an item, but Flexible Survival has a "werewolf costume" infection. It's literally just a walking fursuit. Unfortunately, living suits are pretty rare in fiction and as a fetish.
>>194788 Beetle Scarabs in DC An Armor Teigu in Akame Ga Kill The custom familiar in Generic Dungeon Crawl can be one Power Armor with AI in Marvel Some Sacred Gear in Highschool dxd
>>194639 Howdy, WoL.
>>194782 The Jade Emperor should have a weapon. All the Greek Gods have stuff and seeing as you can met them in multiple jumps, take them all. But IIRC the Herc/Xena jump has a magic dagger on sell that can kill anything by bypassing any form of immunity and plot armor.
>>194778 Does the power copying stuff in this jump work on just skills or does it work on other powers in other jumps as well?
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Early Christmas Bakes successful. Huzzah! Might be my last bakes of the year. >>194788 TSF World has a couple companions of that ilk
>>194799 I saw that
>>194800 Your post didn't pop up until right after I hit reply
How does jumper feel about creating sapient life? I know people here do experiments and will make monsters, animals ad plants, but I am asking how they feel about making people and new sapient races. Does jumper see these creations as pure experiments, their children, tools or what?
>>194663 Depends on the angel. Winners/Heavenbirn? Probably. High Angels? Probably not. Lucifer? Definitely not since we have it stated and shown he's so ridiculously powerful not even angel steel weaponry can harm him, a mere drop of his own power overpowers Sera and 6 other High Angels, and the cannon utilizing said power nearly overloading risked wiping out all of Pentagram City and Viv has gone on record saying only other even higher Angels can delete Lucifer - which only the Elder Angels which banished him and the Speaker of God qualify as.
>>194802 Largely depends on their purpose and how much time was personally spent on working on them.
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I'm in the mood to be a mousegirl adventurer. ... Does anyone know if the Redwall series ever mentions a settlement that isn't the titular abbey? It's been a very long time since I read the books
>>194803 Y'know, I didn't realize Lucifer mogged the rest of the verse this hard
>>194802 >pure experiments, their children, tools or what? Depends on the creature but I tend to default to Children and am still mostly protective of them, I have a habit of creating expendable forces and then feeling bad and making them less expendable
>>194689 There are plenty of characters in the Hellaverse who should be able to kill Steven casually. Going beyond what Shard just said, a mere beam charged by a fraction of Lucifer's power not only covered the absurd distance between Hell and Heaven, which the setting basically depicts as two separate planets, but it also threatened to nuke half/most of Pentagram City when the weapon firing it overloaded. Lucifer was pretty much fien through all of this - didn't lose any substantial amount of power and hardly seemed to have really registered the experience emotionally. And unlike Sinners, Lucifer should have zero problem just finger flicking Steven into nonexistence. In practice, this will never happen and the vast, vast majority of the setting are going to try and throw hands instead of using their known mystical powers and then promptly get their asses best or bubbled.
>>194802 Absolutely forbidden. He makes it not only illegal but physically impossible for new life to emerge by means artificial or natural. Even after the chain is over, reproduction is regulated so that all populations stay in stable equilibrium instead of one idiot distorting my utility calculations by making a quadrillion clones of himself.
>>194809 >types 80085 into your calculator engines/
>>194806 Lucifer is the strongest thing in the setting right now outside the Speaker of God by several orders of magnitude. The only reason the plot even happens is because the Elder Angels SPECIFICALLY forbade him from touching Sinners as part of his punishment. Otherwise, it's very likely he could have actually fixed most of Hell's problems alongside Lilith eons ago. Even now, there would have BEEN no Exterminations if Lucifer wasn't depressed and still suffering PTSD from what the Elders did to him. >>194809 A rare Jumper worse than Shard. Huh.
>>194644 I'm bigger than that and sleep in less. Not fat, though. You adopt new tech. Remove the non-metal floor of the trunk and put in solid closed cell foam, cut out paneling on the sides for more room and fit either more foam or wool, depending on the season. If someone can look at your setup and even assume someone is in it, you have failed. It's why van retards always have to move, they're trying to make a luxury of utility.
>>194802 I'm not planning on having any children, and I'm definitely not planning on creating any races or species. Too much responsibility. ...That being said, that's for the normal, relatively realistic chain. In the lewd chain? Sure, make some waifus, why not. Any ethical implications will get ignored.
Just realized I never clarified what the criteria is for a power to become part of your permanent powerset with Inheritor. Where do people think I should draw the line or should I just leave it ambiguous? My worry is that, depending on your interpretation, pairing it with some kind of body-hopping technique could turn it into a power-copying perk for half the price of Skill Eater. >>194797 Depends on how you design your power to work. You could make it so it only works on skills, or maybe only on magic, or you could just make it work on pretty much anything that vaguely resembles a supernatural power. >>194787 It hides specific abilities too. Basically, there's no way for someone to tell what abilities you have or how potent they are unless they see you use them or manage to deduce as much through purely mundane means.
>>194798 Tasty.
>>194814 It does say "your powers", so I'd assume it only works on powers you've already made your own. If you're just chilling in another body that has those powers you're just renting them.
>>194728 NuBee, he used to do tkd and he's a huge street fighter/kengan fan, shard to a lesser extent, he grew up doing goju-ryu karate, kendo, muay thai and eskrima I think.
Just watched the TMNT 2007. What a masterpiece of a movie. Why, why must TMNT be cursed to be horribly mismanaged by retarded execs?
>>194789 >>194794 Akame Ga Kill and a Marvel Symbiote from Ultimate Spider-Man with its builder would work well, thanks.
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>>194805 In the region there is Salamandastron, there are fortresses in various places typically occupied by weasels and the like. Judging by the fact that slavers move around the region, there should be settlements, yes.
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>>194665 So what you're saying is that I need to be a NuDisco-powered Symphogear user. >https://youtu.be/4jXIhsUYRFM
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>>194822 Reminds me of Mystery Skulls.
>>194803 >we have it stated and shown he's so ridiculously powerful not even angel steel weaponry can harm him Where was this stated? >a mere drop of his own power overpowers Sera and 6 other High Angels Never happened
Has anyone here read The Savior's Book Cafe in Another World? How is it? I am honestly so incredibly, incredibly tired of those "the nominal protagonist/hero is evil and retarded and half of the story is just the actual protagonist shitting on them or showing just how evil and retarded they are" stories, and this looks like one of them. Authors just keep shitting them out, because of how easy they are to write I guess. But the jump is pretty neat.
>>194707 Is that Whiterun?
>>194825 Obviously I've read it as the one who made the Jump. To an extent it is one of those series you're describing, but not quite that extreme. The first official hero was comically cruel and incompetent, while the second was legitimately well-meaning but made some really stupid mistakes due to their insecurity because the previous hero completely destroyed any respect the position once held. The MC doesn't shit on the heroes at all. She never even interacts with the first hero and she genuinely does her best to support the second. However, at the end of the day she's far more powerful than them due to figuring out how to cheese god's offer to give her a cheat, not to mention the only hero who isn't an emotionally unstable teenager, so it usually falls to her to clean up the other hero's messes. However, 90% of the story has nothing to do with the other heroes, and instead focuses on the romance between the MC and the male lead. Which I personally think is pretty sweet for what it is.
>>194735 Would I be able to give the system all the functions listed other than Merge Branch with Game Master and enough time?
>>194735 Generic Portal Invasion - +1000 XP World: The New Age Monsters: Cryptids, Aliens, and Pseudo-Humans (e.g. vampires, changelings, magical girls) Origins: beings stolen away from Worldlines that were pruned by the Universal Will Motives: compelled by the Universal Will to violently test humanity's mettle, although some may hold a grudge over their world's erasure and choose battle even if freed from this System: in reality the First Constellation, Light-and-Flame Rhapsody, the incarnation of the first bolt of lightning and ensuing flame ever seen by a sapient being Classes: Hunters have a personal class and a "sponsored" class connected to their patron Constellation Leveling: none, although it is possible to evolve or gain Skills under the right circumstances Background: Human [Free] S Class [200] Perks: Aura Farming [Free] Reincarnator [200] Reader [200] Regressor [200] Returnee: Parahuman / Getimian (i'll decide later) (and by later i mean never) [300] Skill Eater [300] >Can copy any ability whose effects are perceived, whether active or passive. However, to use these abilities they must be placed in one of twelve slots, each covering a different 'category' or 'type' of power. Multifaceted abilities are categorized based on their most fundamental effect. Slotting in abilities takes between ten seconds to a day, based on how strong they are compared to the user, during which no power is available from that slot. System (+600): Interface, Experience Points, Statistics, Level Up: Manual [Free] Employment [100] Skill Up: Skill Shop [200] Personalized [50] Promotion [Free] Merge Branch [50] Appraisal: Apprentice, Minimap: Scanning [Free] Unusual Results: Hunting Party Management System [Free] Diversity [100] Fork Branch [100] Items: Based on a True(ish) Story, Starting Gear: Common [Free] Hunting Party: 3 A Rankers, 7 B Rankers, 15 C Rankers [200] Drawbacks: Trainee [+100] Courting Death [+200] Live Bait [+300] I call this one, Reincarnated Regression: Returned Reader's Revenge! Anyway, I don't actually want Fork Branch, but I need it to unlock Diversity so I can use Skill Shop to turn my dudes into fantasy creatures. My first idea was to grab a Familiar with United and use that as the fluff for why I'm a Hybrid, then I wanted to get a yandere magical girl who leapt across time and space to smash, but either way I don't have the budget to get a good Familiar because of the dumbass wordplay gimmick. In hindsight I could actually use this to jump Counterside, but there's no open-ended PMC or magitech item option to buy my Soldier and Mech faves with. Also it's a fucking on-going gacha with a multiversal apocalypse, Tammiel would eat my ass. Anyway, the System section mentions a Stargazer thing that doesn't exist.
>>194828 Pretty much. Anything that's value isn't directly rooted in fiat is free game. Arguably you could even replicate Merge Branch in a roundabout way. It's just that you'd have to manually figure out how to reverse-engineer the other systems and integrate their functions into yours.
>>194745 Not kill or use your cool powers.
>>194830 >Pretty much. Anything that's value isn't directly rooted in fiat is free game. Nice. >Arguably you could even replicate Merge Branch in a roundabout way. It's just that you'd have to manually figure out how to reverse-engineer the other systems and integrate their functions into yours. I was mostly thinking about the second level, the first level you could sort of duplicate by recreating functions found in other systems in yours.
>>194827 Alright thank you. I think I'll just skip it then. I'm at a point where I more or less instantly drop a series if I see that there's a secondary hero character, a concept of "heaven's chosen", it being a villain vs hero story, or stuff like that, since I know the author is just including them to make the actual protagonist look better and it is ALWAYS shit. There are literal oceans of this garbage I've waded through.
>>194821 Thanks anon
>>194829 >Anyway, the System section mentions a Stargazer thing that doesn't exist. Right, I think I ended up renaming that to Sponsor. >>194833 I personally think it's really good as as a romance manga. It's leagues better than most of these isekai about being a mob that's secretly infinitely stronger than everyone else, but that's admittedly a pretty low bar. Not to mention I have a much higher tolerance for indulgent power fantasies than most.
>>194798 >Early Christmas Bakes successful. Huzzah! Might be my last bakes of the year. Looks nice. >TSF World If I pick a specific setting with familiar place, do I keep local magic/tech I learn? Am I supposed to fill you another jumpdoc to represent the universe, supplement style?
>>194711 >>194719 Between the two, I suggest Slave City. It's more focused, but it actually has more flexibility as well in terms of just throwing mods in there.
>>194639 Hello!
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>>194838 Hello!
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Besides Lilo & Stitch do we have any jumps where the focus of the setting is in the Hawaiian Islands?
>>194842 Moana?
>>194843 Oh I didn't think we had a jump for that, thanks.
>>194844 nta, but it is an old jump
>>194824 >Where was this stated? Lucifer literally tells Vox that he can't kill him and Vox at the literal height of his power and arrogance doesn't bother correcting this. Vivzie also confirmed it in pre-S2 WoG by saying that Luci can't be killed by Angelic Weapons per a Patreon-exclusive Q&A and can only be unmade by a higher ranking angel. >Never happened The Might of Lilith channeling a mere fraction of his power casually obliterates a heavenly barrier supported by Sera and 6 other High-Seraphim. This is the entire crux of Vox's assault on Heaven plot.
>>194842 That's a very cute Renato.
>>194845 So it is, I must have memory holed it at somepoint.
>>194842 >5th pic I'm very annoyed at that pic. The gameboy he has is an original one, which means it should just have the Gen 1 games which didn't have shinies. The cartridge meanwhile is Pokemon Emerald, which is a Gameboy Advanced game. ... I'm going to assume the artist is in their twenties, and didn't grow up with the Gameboy.
>>194845 It will never not bother me when people use the term "old Jump" to refer to Jumps that were released after I got here. When I hear people talk about "old Jumps" my mind goes to stuff like Invader Zim or Ranma 1/2 that have been in the drive practically from the start. Not Jumps that I was around to see posted. I'm like the middle child of Jumpmakers. Too new to be a veteran, too old to be a rookie.
>>194849 I personally grew up on the Gameboy Advanced as my first console, and for the longest time I wasn't even aware that there was a preceding version.
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>>194847 Is there a Renato that isn't cute? >>194849 Probably yeah though there are emulation consoles in the shape of the og gameboy that can play cartridges from all iterations of the gameboy.
>>194850 Give it several more years to another decade, and there won't be any real difference. Especially if more people leave and you become the oldest through attrition.
>>194851 I grew up with the SNES. I didn't even know the GBA existed until I saw a kid in my neighborhood playing it. >>194852 >Probably yeah though there are emulation consoles in the shape of the og gameboy that can play cartridges from all iterations of the gameboy. That's mostly just the Analogue Pocket, which also has a different form factor to let you have shoulder buttons that are comfortable to press.
>>194846 >Lucifer literally tells Vox that he can't kill him and Vox at the literal height of his power and arrogance doesn't bother correcting this This is a dumb argument, angels overestimate themselves comically, and Vox didn't correct him bevause he was too busy stiling on him, just threatening him wouldn't have won him the support he wants. >Vivzie also confirmed it in pre-S2 WoG by saying that Luci can't be killed by Angelic Weapons per a Patreon-exclusive Q&A and can only be unmade by a higher ranking angel. Never heard of this, but I'll believe you, evein if this the whole "them being scared of hell" even dumber than it was already, I will just say Vivzie isn't exactly reliable and tend to change ideas a lot. >The Might of Lilith channeling a mere fraction of his power casually obliterates a heavenly barrier supported by Sera and 6 other High-Seraphim. This is the entire crux of Vox's assault on Heaven plot. It channeling "a mere fraction" and defeating the full power of sera and 6 seraphim (who we never see enough to know what's up with them) is your headcanon. Also it wasn't the crux of the assault, the crux was the power of numbers, since the start what scares heaven isn't lucifer, it's the sinners' numbers.
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>>194735 In the next version the effects of Underleveled and Inheritor will be clarified, and the latter will have a second tier. I also fixed a few miscellaneous typos. Any last fixes or questions before I call Generic Portal Invasion complete?
>>194856 Two words: regressor waifu.
>>194856 I need a little more time, I reading as fast as I can
>>194855 >This is a dumb argument, Your average non-Lute angel literally panis at the idea of Sinners having any measure of power over them. This includes fucking SERA, a High Seraphim. >Never heard of this, but I'll believe you, One guy actually posted stuff about this, citing word of Vivzie based on her Patreon stuff; https://youtu.be/ZsPbRdnrOLg He's been reliable on the matter before too (he covered info later seen directly in S2) and has said he explicitly needs permission from Viv to post QnA sourced stuff, otherwise he'd get unceremoniously struck down faster than he could blink. >It channeling "a mere fraction" and defeating the full power of sera and 6 seraphim (who we never see enough to know what's up with them) is your headcanon. Anon, we literally see that Sera and the others were supporting the barrier. Then we see said barrier get obliterated by a single shot from the weapon. It's pretty damn clear cut. >Also it wasn't the crux of the assault, the crux was the power of numbers, since the start what scares heaven isn't lucifer, it's the sinners' numbers. The Sinnsrs who never would have been able to even get to Heaven so long as the barrier was up? The same barrier that the Might of Lilith, powered by Lucifer, literally smites without a care? That barrier?
>>194858 No rush. I just assumed anyone who was planning to read it already had.
>>194860 Every time you updated I start over to make sure I read everything
>>194857 >Regressor waifu who knows your schedule and all your likes and dislikes from the start >Sometimes when you suggest an activity or going somewhere she'll start panicking and make up ridiculous reasons for why doing that would be stupid or boring >You can't help but think it's a little weird that she broke down crying when you met her for, from your perspective, the first time Neat.
>>194859 >Anon, we literally see that Sera and the others were supporting the barrier. Then we see said barrier get obliterated by a single shot from the weapon. It's pretty damn clear cut. Not that anon, but you're assuming that the sci fi super weapon is only extracting part of Lucifer's power, instead of pulling out as much as he can give and amplifying it.
>>194735 >Straight to the Point (Punch) + Max Level (1200) For those who think going to One Punch Man is too mainstream.
>>194863 Given that Lucifer literally leaves the machine without a care once they've spammed it and (safely) overloaded it, is notably not tired or weakened from the endeavor at all, and doesn't seem the slightest bit phased by what he went through, then yes - I am taking a very safe bet that it wasn't at all a major percentage of his power. Just by the same token that Adam literally fingerbanging Pentious out of existence clearly wasn't him putting in any effort to do that and Adam is so far below Lucifer in terms of power that they aren't even in the same weight class.
>>194864 >Straight to the Point (Rape) + Max Level (1200) For those who think going to QQ jumps is too mainstream.
>>194866 Rape isn't specific enough to be a valid choice. You could probably pick thrusting your penis if you really wanted to, but that's less broad than "rape."
Is there any jump where you can buy rape skills?
>>194863 >>194865 Lucifer's reaction is also to LITERALLY go "hehe, that tickles!" as his power is bring siphoned rather than it showcasing any strain on him. It takes him a few seconds to even register that it's drawing power from him to power the cannon instead of just being a funny little quirk. https://youtu.be/bgUlumutmLs At pretty much no point is Lucifer ever shown to be taking Vox or the cannon seriously because they actually pose any problem for /him/ personally, beautiful because of what the energy they're drawing is being used for.
>>194868 Ask in the horny thread.
>>194868 Battle Destruction School Dangerous (also by Gene) has a guy with conceptual, inescapable rape tentacles that can take anyone's virginity. Just make that power but for yourself and a bit broader.
>>194865 Hazbin Hotel isn't the sort of show where somebody fires one or two shots (or even hundreds) and then falls over panting because they're out of mana. Just because Adam can sit around disintegrating whole airships all day doesn't imply that he can also blow up a city with a single hit, not even if he really could slowly destroy the city by running around building by building one at a time.
>>194868 Kamikaze Kommittee Ouka >Rape-Jitsu [200 GP]: Now you may think, isn’t this just Erotic Grappling? Well, not really. This is literally taking the real martial arts of Jujutsu and adds certain abilities to it. For one, you can grapple, throw, and disrobe individuals in one or two moves. Another ability is to literally can rape an opponent in a pin or submission hold with no one able to stop you. Seriously, they can hit and beat you all you want, but you won’t take any damage from it. As long as you are having sex (consensual or not) with your opponent, you literally cannot take physical damage from anyone around you.
>>194874 Think of emily who got tired doing almost nothing the final fight
Rape is inefficient. Simply take a harem/charisma perk and sex will come to you with significantly less time and effort.
>>194875 Isn't there an anon who is constantly seeking new martial arts for his jumper? He needs to see this.
>>194874 You're right - Adam presumably can't just one-shot a city. Because he's not Lucifer. The same weapon drawing from Lucifer overloading would have explicitly wiped out half of Pentagram City, and if it's anywhere near the size of the other Rings (Wrath for example) then that is NOT a small amount of landmass it is vaporizing. I will also point out that peak Vox and near full power Alastor going at it tear through and demolish several skyscrapers and we KNOW both would get dogwalked by Adam. Ao Adam should presumably be capable of far greater destruction on a personal scale.
>>194877 I always marvel at how strong the obsession with sex is.
>>194869 And just to further establish that Lucifer wasn't being drained anywhere near his capacity: the Might of Lilith literally starts breaking down because drawing on Lucifer's energy was overloading the shit out of it. His power was explicitly too much for it to handle just from the output he was supplying to it, which Lucifer himself equates to just a bad tickle. Hazbin is bad at properly showcasing things a lot of time. It showing that Lucifer puts all of the setting, - almost all of Heaven included -, to shame is not one of them.
>>194857 >>194862 There's nothing stopping you from just making an OC companion, trading her 600 XP discounts for one 800 XP discount, and have her buy Regressor.
>>194882 Alas, it's just not the same.
>>194883 People shouldn't be so afraid of flexing their own creativity, it opens up a large swath of degenerate companion possibilities.
>>194884 Is it a matter of flexing creativity or an absence of creativity?
>>194884 It feels horrible for me to be making up a person from the ground up to waifu, to say nothing of the awkwardness of explaining that to the waifu herself.
>>194885 Practicing will make you more creative. You start with >Uh...She's horny and she's got huge boobs And then you advance to >Her backstory justifies her wanting to be my maid and sexslave, all while fitting the setting, and her build abuses a liberal interpretation of the capstone perk to match my exact fetishes >Also she's horny and has huge boobs
>>194885 >Absence of creativity It's really not that hard for someone to write big tiddy waifu who likes me a lot, smug tard
>>194887 >>194888 I guess that explains why Trouble jumps exist.
>>194840 Had some Yu-gi-oh (Anime) questions for you. Specifically if you can use Game Creator to add in the other summoning types or to track down duel spirits to imbue into cards. Also wondering if you can recreate the Perfect Rule format?
>>194868 The answer SHOULD be Berserk.
>>194891 Someone will make a dupe eventually. If you can't be patient you can ask your favorite jumpmaker, the worst they can say is no.
>>194886 A few years ago in the /tg/ threads I suggested a supplement where posters could suggest OC waifu builds for various jumps. Perhaps we should do something like that.
>>194893 Only way to know is for you to try.
>>194894 By "we" I meant "you."
Anons, how i defeat pride?
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>>194896 Have you tried punching it harder?
>>194883 >>194886 Actual, unironic NPCs.
>>194890 >if you can use Game Creator to add in the other summoning types The perk does not help you counterfeit cards. >track down duel spirits to imbue into cards No, it doesn’t help you “track down” anything. >Also wondering if you can recreate the Perfect Rule format? Probably, yeah. You have freedom when designing games based on rituals, just as Duel Monsters is very different to the battles that took place in Ancient Egypt.
>>194713 What's it called? You don't mean the modded skyrim jump made by blade do you? >>194788 generic isekai (the original one, not gene's or reddit's) has a race option for being a living item and iirc 4 free Companion imports / creations so you could pick up a companion there that is a living suit of armor and then give it that max level perk so that it's super strong.
>>194901 NTA, but here.
>>194826 I think that is from ZZZ.
>>194904 Is ZZZ any good?
>>194905 Idunno. It has cute waifus though.
>>194902 oh, the fallout one. I somehow saw skyrim instead of fallout, not sure how that happened. yeah the modded fallout jump is great, any time I use a main title fallout jump I just tack the modded fallout jump onto it.
>>194895 I have no interest in waifus.
>>194905 The assses are fat.
Is there any jump where the companions descriptions are one page long?
>>194910 OOC Rinnegan supplement. Yes, I sift through garbage a lot.
>>194911 >OOC Rinnegan supplement It is garbage but still sometimes I like to take it. And companions are quite well done there.
>>194910 Exalted Modern has an entire page dedicated to Dr. Ligier
What the general opinion on OC Companions? IMO, it seems like a way to give people a solid companion without giving them everything they want.
>>194912 Guilty pleasure is the word, anon. ...Two words.
>>194914 I like them as fun potential story hooks.
>>194914 >opinion on OC Companions I like them. If not to take them to just read about them.
>>194914 I enjoy them, both writing them and picking them.
>>194914 If good, then yes.
>>194859 Sorry argent, tonight I don't have the strength to argue a lot, so I will agree to disagree, I just have the impression you tend to often use headcanons to overhype some characters. If I feel a little better I will further explain my reasoning here.
>>194914 >OC Companions I can respect that the jumpmaker has taken the effort to make characters, but I never find them interesting so I ignore them for builds.
>>194911 Only OOC I had fun with.
>>194914 I don't really care if they exist or not. >IMO, it seems like a way to give people a solid companion without giving them everything they want. It's the opposite. in 99% of cases, they are a cheap or free expy waifu. They are a way of giving people extra.
>>194646 as someone who does trade work out of a Van, and is 6'2" I can tell you that my van is constantly a mess because I can't easily be inside of it, so I keep things within reach of the doors. When I have to climb in there to do inventory, it is one of the more miserable days of my year. This has been primarily with Ford E-Series and Chevy Express vans. We've got one promaster that another of the techs has claimed, and that I can stand freely in, but hes welcome to it because that fucker doesnt have cruise control and I spend a lot more time driving than I do existing in the cargo space.
Im thinking of doing an overlord build thats basically just a powerful bunch of wuxia martial artists on a mountain but Im unsure if they could actually stand up to the nonhuman races even at max levels. What do you guys think? A bunch of xianxia cultivator style martial artists fighting ainz group. And what kind of guild attached world items should I splurge on?
>>194914 I concur with >>194916
>>194925 Nonhuman races being stronger is ancient jump design artifact, it is not a thing in lore. Not to the point of "Heteromorph is like, 10 levels above non-heteromorph at equal levels." Heteromorphs have a bunch of racial levels baked in and same level caps. ...Presuming we are talking about the same Overlord Jump.
>>194914 I like them as long as they're not lazy examples of a character from an entirely different franchise being inserted into the jump for literally no reason. It's fine to loosely base the concept of a character on an existing one but it's kind of tasteless and lazy to just have what amounts to a literal character from a different franchise, especially if we already have a jump for that series where you can just get the original character and especially especially if your jump itself has a custom character option already.
>>194914 I like a few of them and just a normal "Make a companion" ootion, they arent required but I do enjoy seeing examples of what the jumpmaker thinks fits the story.
>>194925 humanoid races explicitly "catch up" with demihuman and heteromorph races around level 35 in canon. Presumably it's because a specialized lvl 35 build has 'caught up' with the natural racial advantages that demihumans & heteromorphs start with. It's just that in the new world the average level cap for everyone is 15-ish meaning humanoid races almost never advance far enough in level to make up for the built-in advantages of non-humanoid races. Regardless if you're talking about taking on Ainz then presumably you're talking about lvl 100 people which are far FAR beyond the point where humanoids with good builds have caught up to non-humanoids. Also at that level you're not really "wuxia" anymore so much as xianxia, if the lower tiers of it.
>>194927 Yeah, Im going to put most of my cp into the guild base so it probably will have me having just a human build with human guild npcs. Or humanoid anyway. I dont discriminate if nonhumans want in.
>>194925 Just turn your Guild into cultivation sect and base World Items on what you can find in such place like knowledge pavilion or alchemy areas. You can go with explanation why you are on level of nonhuman races at max levels is that founder used that Wish world Item to create full job line that he can teach others and for that job line be on level of nonhuman levels.
>>194925 garden of eden for constantly respawning cultivation resources you can turn into pills and elixirs and whatnot would be my suggestion. Half the problem with advancement in a lot of cultivation settings is lack of access to rare resources but the garden of eden basically solves that problem outright.
>>194930 Sweet and yeah I was thinking lower tier cultivation basically. >>194932 Actually not a bad idea, an alchemy pavilion that grants boosts to anyone making medicines inside its aoe and pumps out some medicines on its own each day would be cool. And an arena to boost level gain by graining exp while training in it would be solid at least. Maybe even make a blessed land item that grants everyone in the sect grounds a low level trickle of Experience while they live or work there. >>194933 Definately a good one to grab thanks.
What's a good name for a female assaultron robot from fallout?
>>194925 As someone who's read all the light novels, the reality is that Jump isn't balanced well. It would help if you could only have two talents because there's a precedent for that, maybe roll for one of them if from the New World, but just the physical talent available with Level One Hundred breaks the power curve. These are two intersecting power systems not designed to work together, like Martial Arts. You can be below the threshold to damage a Level One Hundred Player but use Martial Arts to do so. That implies Martial Arts are a force multiplier or race your potential attack by the equivalent of tens of levels. You wouldn't stand against everything as just a Warrior, but you could go pretty far with the right build. Also, only New Worlders can use Martial Arts. We've seen no evidence otherwise, and before someone quotes me the arena fight, no, Ainz just adopted the stance. >>194926 I'm noting the replies.
>>194935 Ass-Alt-Tron or just Tron.
>>194935 Doris.
>>194914 I like them when they are either a plot hook that can help create a campaign for the jump, or when they are something that could fit into the world but that can't be built using the standard companion option. Otherwise you should just use the standard create option to make whatever expy you want.
>>194930 >Also at that level you're not really "wuxia" anymore so much as xianxia, if the lower tiers of it. Modern korean fantasy martial arts comics level, I'd say.
>>194937 >Ass-Alt-Tron This is the correct choice, and I don't even like big butts.
>>194935 Betty
>>194940 Maybe the very high end of it.
>>194925 That isn't a thing. The way it works is simple: everyone has a max level cap of 100 in Yggdrasil terms. However, Demihumans and Heteromorphic races are able to gain racial levels. In Yggdrasil terms, that's not usually a huge issue as they're basically just parallels to the class levels of Humanoid races. But in the New World it's a massive issue because the average level is far lower with level 30 people being mythological figures. Unlike class levels, racial levels are essentially earned in the New World by simply being that race. In other words, by the time a Troll reaches adulthood he's already level 10-15 simply for being a Troll. He has 10-15 levels in the "Troll" racial class. On the other hand, a Humanoid who doesn't train or level up will be perpetually stuck at level 1 even if they reach adulthood. This is where the "Demihumans are 10 times stronger than Humanoids" comes from. But if a Humanoid trained up to level 10-15 in class levels, such as Warrior, then they'd be able to fight the Troll on equal footing. And they're both the same level. It's just that the Troll didn't have to work for his levels and they're not learned or practical skills but rather just physiological traits or innate abilities that develop as he grows up and continues to exist. The ultimate example of this is the Dragon race, who continuously level not only into their base racial class but gain age categories as they grow older. So they don't even have to switch or advance races, they just continuously level towards 100 without needing to do anything but just being alive. Which is why they're considered absolutely ridiculous in the New World.
>>194943 Is Murim Login an outlier?
>>194936 Ideally I want to take in normies as well and train them up to be able to viably fight monsters because holy fuck is the entire world drowning in the damn things. The humans need someone to give them breathing room again now that the threat of AoG has shown up to try and fuck them over too.
>>194914 I really like them, Especially when they feel like their own hooks, see >>194916
>>194945 Nta but you remind me that murim login is an isekai, a portal invasion, and a wuxia. Its like my 3 favorite manga genres.
>>194944 Neat, so having my own little sect use humans means they wont inherently be weaker.
>>194946 That's not going to happen. Even witb experience-boosting items we see, even Lizardmen trained by someone Level One Hundred don't progress especially fast. Even if you took an OC World Item from the Guild Base, I assume this wouldn't be enough. If you build an entire Guild Base around the theme and build Custom NPC from the main Overlord Jump document itself, with only such a narrow focus I would expect you to lose. If you want to kill the Tomb, you need to power game, and kill Ainz when he's outside at some point.
>>194949 It means they'll have to work harder than the Demihumans and Heteromorphic races to reach the same level of output but that unlike them they have the versatility of choosing what they want those levels to be. For example, a level 30 Troll Warrior may only have 15 levels in Warrior where a level 30 Human Warrior can have 15 levels in Warrior but also 15 levels in some other class. The human can choose what those 15 levels are; the Troll's 15 racial levels are just "being a Troll."
>>194950 That is presuming he is trying to kill the tomb specifically. ...Which he is logically going to be forced to, eventually, but I am not sure if he is actually factoring that in right now.
>>194948 Murim Login is just kinda really good for what it is.
>>194947 >>194914 Meant to say, its also fun if they're also fun, being expies isn't bad, but its great if they can stand out on their own and have a reason for doing so
>>194950 Oh Im not trying to get normies up to fighting ainz and the crew, thats just never going to be a thing since he has too many levels on them. I was thinking getting normies up to a level where they can take on most of the stuff already running around, maybe deal with pop spawns and such. Get them up to level 35 to 40 or something as the long term goal while the rest of the build will be put into having my actual guild be busted strong npcs and such. Like the idea is that it will be a small city thats a training ground, self sufficient, and can fight everyone but also where locals could come to better themselfs. I will have plenty of npcs in the build to actually go at ainz guild with. Getting the normies into that fight is just not viable really. >>194951 Fair enough.
>>194955 All I can say is there is a precedent for items that boost experience gains, and the specific one we see is a metal collar with a chain.
>>194956 Fetish wear with great stats? How unexpected.
>>194905 It's decent. Still too young relative to other Hoyoverse stuff to really tell where it's going though.
>>194920 That's fair.
>>194956 So a guild world item that boosts exp gain isnt out of the question. Neat.
>>194960 If you look closely during this arc, both the Lizardmen and Ainz are wearing them, and in the Light Novel that's what they do. Ainz was actively trying to learn to be a Warrior.
>>194718 Oh? How does it work in the RPG? In details.
>>194961 Iirc doesnt one of the world items (the gloves iirc) suck out souls to turn them into xp that the user can grant to others as well? Also I feel like I recall there being a world item that actively gave debuffs to anyone with negative karma across the whole world and thats pretty busted if Im remembering right.
>>194963 Yes to both. The strongest World Items just let you request something of the Developers. The Caloric Stone is one such item, of the most limited one.
>>194868 A /tg/ skill would be in 1:39 Gender Ratio. You can release pheromones of pure manliness that causes the women to rape you and become addicted to your smell.
>>194949 nta, but non-humanoids typically have higher stats/racial abilities, but it usually comes with inherent weaknesses and the difference isn't overwhelming at similar levels.
Checking again if there are any objections to me uploading Generic Portal Invasion to the drive.
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I CAN WIN. I FEEL GREAT. I CAN. DO. THIS.
>>194967 STOP UPDATING IT I'M STILL READING
>>194969 I only change like two purchases per update. It's not like you need to read the whole Jump every time.
>>194967 Looks good. Have a build for Korean One Punch Man. Maybe no crazy stats from start but his punch can do everything even heal you or turn into duck. GENERIC PORTAL INVASION jump Cp:1000 Age: 15 Sex: Male Location/World: Generic Portal invasion but no gods or things like that involved. Origin: Human - [Free] CLASS: E Class - [Free] Perks: Archival - [100] Pro Gamer - [Free] Aura Farming - [Free] Playing the Game - [Free] Untouchable - [400] Straight to the Point [Punch] - [700] Limit Breaker [Changes - Baldness] - [1000] SYSTEM [+600]: Interface - [Free] Experience Points - [Free] Statistics - [Free] Level Up [Manual] - [Free] Employment [pugilist] - [Free] Skill Up [Dynamic] - [200/600] Merge Branch - [250/600] Personalized - [300/600] Appraisal [Apprentice] - [400/600] Inventory - [500/600] Drops - [600/600] Items: Based on a True(ish) Story - [Free] Starting Funds [Poor] - [Free] Housing [Apartment] - [Free] Drawbacks: None
>>194968 I ould like to feel like that about getting job. For now I feel like it isn't possible to happen.
>>194900 >The perk does not help you counterfeit cards. >No, it doesn’t help you “track down” anything. Damn, that makes it really hard to bring Yu-Gi-Oh to future worlds with all the mystic shenanigans there-in if I can't mimic the way Industrial Illusions makes cards. Good to know you can mimic the rituals for the Perfect Rule using existing Duel Monster cards though.
>>194970 I'm almost done, can I ask a few questions? Can I control a dungeon's inhabitants? How exactly does Unusual results work? like Upgrade from Generic Iseki?
>>194793 >Be careful not to be captured as a Pokemon! You’d think Pokeballs could tell the difference between a Pokemon and a human in a costume, but maybe the suit is just that good.
>>194914 They're fine in most cases, and sometimes do some neat mechanics things like how the ones in Rurouni Kenshin tie their plot hooks in with some of the stuff on offer or how the ones in New Phyrexia had built-in scenarios to get them an extra perk to show they bettered themselves with a bit of help. But even without weird mechanics stuff they tend to just be opportunities to see how a sample build might work or give further flavor to jumper's in-setting self if they mention prior history or the like.
>>194963 >Iirc doesnt one of the world items (the gloves iirc) suck out souls to turn them into xp that the user can grant to others as well? nta, but not exactly, that is just a misconception by New Worlders. It just stores xp. But for people in the new world who dont have a reference for xp, seeing lights from corpses Ainz killed(when he destroyed the army) flowing into the glove made it look to them as if he was absorbing souls. from the Web Novel >The gauntlets on Ainz’s hands was one of only two hundred World Items in Yggdrasil, called [Avarice and Generosity]. >The gauntlet called Avarice had the ability to store the experience that the user was usually about to gain. >And the gauntlet called Generosity could be used in place of the experience lost under certain conditions, up to the amount that Avarice had taken. >The blue light was nothing more than a special effect during the absorption of the experience. >Ainz was already at the max experience cap for a level 100, and thus could not absorb any more. >Thus any experience gained would be lost. However, that was a waste. >The super-tier magic [Wish Upon a Star] and other spells or skills often used experience and were stronger than most. >And one of Ainz’s World Items used enough experience to fall down five levels. >While the amount was few, wasting experience was something a player could not forgive. >Thus he had considered the possibility that a player was around and used a World Item to absorb the experience. >Well, to those like Ainz who have lived in the game world, they would at most be surprised that Ainz was collecting experience. >However, to a third party, how would they see it? >They could only see Ainz collecting something, something that was not experience. >What were those? >They were— Souls. >In front of them, the souls of the Kingdom’s soldiers were being taken. >That was the only way they could see it. >If it were the beautiful gauntlet absorbing it, they might still be saved. >But it was the black, demon-like gauntlet that was absorbing it. >Then, there was only one title that suited Ainz. >“—Demon Lord.” >One of the knights whispered. >Those words slipped into his neighbour’s hearts. There was no better word to describe the mysterious noble who trampled on two hundred thousand men and collected their souls. >This scene of hell. And the screams of the dying. >And to descrate it further, there was only one title for a man who could. “—Demon Lord.”
>>194974 >Can I control a dungeon's inhabitants? What option are you specifically referring to? There are multiple perks that let you have/make your own dungeons. >How exactly does Unusual results work? like Upgrade from Generic Iseki? Yes, but only in one specific way. You have a great deal of freedom to control how this manifests. It just means that instead of using EXP to upgrade your own body, you can use it on something other than yourself. If you had a weapon-themed system, maybe you could upgrade weapons. If you had a farming-them system, maybe you could enhance your farm or seeds. If it was a troop-themed system, you could upgrad your troops and maybe their equipment. To give a few examples.
>>194975 But this is also a world where Ash was dumb enough to put on a gimp suit instead of walking to any grass and getting a pokemon himself. Logic does not apply
>>194978 >What option are you specifically referring to? There are multiple perks that let you have/make your own dungeons. The Dungeon item. Like the Level 7 dungeon >>194978 >Yes, but only in one specific way. You have a great deal of freedom to control how this manifests. It just means that instead of using EXP to upgrade your own body, you can use it on something other than yourself. If you had a weapon-themed system, maybe you could upgrade weapons. If you had a farming-them system, maybe you could enhance your farm or seeds. If it was a troop-themed system, you could upgrad your troops and maybe their equipment. To give a few examples. So to make sure I understand, It mostly depends on the system, So If I'm troop themed as you say, I wouldn't be able to upgrade my vegetables and such?
>>194977 I mean, I'm pretty sure that is what exp in the New World is. Souls. Which fits with how Wild Magic works.
>>194975 Fetish cares not for logic, only pleasure.
>>194914 >IMO, it seems like a way to give people a solid companion without giving them everything they want. I don't consider this a serious benefit, because the people who lack the creativity to make interesting companions or the restraint to not use them for build optimization aren't likely to attempt anything interesting with pre-written OC companions, either.
>>194981 No, the new world does not have XP. You cant just kill people and gain stronger. People in the New World level up by actually using and training their abilites(combat abilities also evolve by surviving especially dangerous situations, so you can grind by repeatedly exposing yourself to such). Collecting souls is specific to Wild Magic and certain necromancy, but in those cases it does not look like this. Like when the Elder Coffin Dragon Lord stole souls it did not have a light effect.
>>194980 >The Dungeon item. Like the Level 7 dungeon The dungeon license or the Private Dungeon? In the former case, definitely not. In the latter case, for the most part no, unless you explicitly design the whole dungeon around the purpose of serving as your personal army or something along those lines. Even in this case you'd need at least the Master tier of Influence to exert direct control, rather than just ordering them around. >So to make sure I understand, It mostly depends on the system, So If I'm troop themed as you say, I wouldn't be able to upgrade my vegetables and such? Correct.
Do you think this perk implies you can take a different class than the four mentioned?
I gotta start on dinner. I won't be able to answer questions for a while.
>>194987 What're you making tonight?
>>194988 Baked potatoes. Normally I make it with bacon, but my mom bought some carne asada, so I was going to fix that instead.
>>194753 anon you are one of the bearers of the mark, the entire dishonored jump has the Outsider marking you and hijacking your chain
Anyone know what those wuxia businesses that are like a mix of brothel, restraunt, and inn are?
>>194986 personally i assume you could take any class that roughly fits into the categories even if it specializes more, but probably not something widely different. Like a fighter could be a Monk or a Tank or a Barbarian, or a mage could be a necromancer, a summoner, a barrier specialist that kind of stuff. But you probably couldn't be something like a psychic or something with it.
>>194990 you are explicitly given the choice to reject the mark. The OG jump even has a reward if you do it mentioned at the end.
>>194991 tavern
Can your favorite character win against a speedster?
>>194994 Really? Seems like its a specialized sort of thing seperate from a tavern.
>>194995 >Places banana peel on the floor.
just woke up, had an interesting dream was kinda like a 'build your own house' kind of deal with a template based off my grandma's house in my childhood, while I also hunted monsters MonHun style House was populated by randoms and family members Terraria style, basically built the room and it would be populated, I had a monster hunter's guild complete with a one-eyed old former monster hunter mentor. At one point I built a kind of hospital/retirement home for older people to chill at? I remember I was fighting a kind of Lagiacrus monster at one point and it was acting really weird, like not attacking me back at all and trying to run while I was just wailing on it (speaking of apparently whale on and wale on are both acceptable variants of that phrase) turns out it was heading for an ocean further from us and it was summoning a massive tidal wave, I hauled ass back to my little house/community to try to prepare people and it just fucking wrecked the building and even killed a few people, I think we had four deaths from the retirement area. was in the process of rebuilding when I woke up just wanted to share it with someone
>>194993 The rewards kinda shit.
>>194996 >>194991 Oh, nm they are just called pleasure houses, and arent just brothels but places to meet up with others and have "refined" fun like music and conversation too.
You guys want some Shpineapples? https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0gONg1HKQ
>>194999 so is the og jump tbf
>>194805 >mousegirl This reminds me, anyone else remember that one movie about a mouse family moving out west and the sister mouse apparently accidentally seduced a cat
>>195003 An American tale?
>>195004 yes, that one, or rather the sequel the first one they were in new york I think
Is that new Digimon game actually good or do people just like sticking it to the Pokemon Company by pretending to like it? Someone said the other day how they fired the guy who made the good Digimon games, which isn't promising.
>>195006 Time Stranger is unironically good. Best Digimon game we've had in a long while, and I say this as someone who found Survive pretty fun.
Would the Warhammer Fantasy Dwarfs take offense if you created a species with Dwarf qualities in so far as skills, underground living, and runic magics but they look like Draphs?
>>195008 >Would the Warhammer Fantasy Dwarfs take offense if Yes.
>>195006 It's great. I would say it is the best Digimon game to date. The only one that that might top it is Digimon World 1 for some people because of the vibe.
>>194802 Some are made as tools for specific purposes, though I am generous in the provision of afterlives for such creatures. Others are loyal bondsmen, and they are valued servants intended to be long-lasting. If they are worthy, they can even become companions. Finally, those who meet certain standards, they are my beloved children, ones who I will keep and protect with all my might.
>>195007 Good to hear. >>195010 I was too young and impatient for Digimon World but I do remember the vibe. Pretty unforgiving though, if my memory isn't too biased.
Overlord E Rantel Human Player Warrior Tolerance for evil freeish Personal inventory free Themed aesthetics free Shared language temporary, free Innate talents: • Alchemist free* (human freebie) • Golden mind free* (double discount) • Martial arts prodigy free (double discount) Level 100 400 Class skills, warrior: damage Items 200* Golden coin pouch free Pay2win items: Elixer, Wand of true res free Summoned mount, free (Import Falling Snow) Alchemist lab free Divine+ tier gear 300 Guild Base -500 Cp to gp 500 > 1000 Drawbacks +1000 Wrath of Nazarick +600 Rampaging hordes +200 Embroiled in Politics +200 Scenario: Our guild is number 1 (+600 guild points) Guild 3000 gp Type: City Guild Item: Sword Throne room, Entrance, exchange box free Treasury, basic defenses free Npc levels, 12,000 npc levels Pop spawns (level 30 ish) Advanced options Filled Treasury 2950 Economical 2850 Expanded size x3 2600 (hundreds of kilometers wide) Expanded npc levels x3 2300 Expanded facilities (5free) training areas, luxury living areas, physicians, marketplace, smiths, pleasure houses 2250 Mercenary library+ 2050
[Expand Post] Elite Economic powerhouse 1850 High end equipment 1700 Higher level POPs 1400 Maxed out 1200 Guild Linked Wold Items x3 0 cp • Garden Of Eden • Heavenly Alchemy Hall • Blessed Land Scenario award buy items (600) Guild Linked World Item - Agartha 200 Hidden 100 Flying 50 Mobile 0 Heavenly Alchemy Hall - Boosts all alchemy done in its area of effect so that you gain double the resulting pills or potions for half the ingredients as well as vastly increasing the effectiveness of medicines made there. Once a day it produces a copy of everything that was produced inside the alchemy hall for guild use. Blessed Land - Vastly increases the effects of training as well as Imposing debuffs upon creatures with negative karma that step upon its area of effect. Evil aligned creatures cannot see within its area of effect via scrying and good aligned creatures are granted many additional but lower level health buffs that stack over time. Time to take over the world and exterminate monsters, I plan to largely spend my npc levels to get 120 level 100 powerhouses that will be split into a mix of different classes. Not all of them will be martials but a nice mix of different classes to cover any gaps we have. Nazarick wants me dead but frankly it was always going to be that way.
>>194995 Eggman constantly beats Sonic in a race.
>>195014 And it is never explained how. He just does.
>>195013 So, what are your standards for extermination versus subjugation versus peaceful coexistence?
>>195013 why would you take the Alchemist option if you are not a spellcaster? Also I am surprised you're not taking the Hall of the Champion item.
I am aware of the stereotypical Isekai waifu but what about the stereotypical Xianxia waifu? What are those like generally?
>>195018 Jade beauty, cold as ice, pretty useless, Yin cultivation technique, and some other things i forgot
>>195008 Why would they even notice your new race? Or believe their origin myth?
>>195016 I dont mind peaceful monsters but monsters that attack people are gonna get got >>195017 I cant afford a lot of stuff and alchemy boost doesnt require that to make broken good healing items at least.
>>194779 PREGGO Everyone who doesn't know will think I'm just fetishbaiting and not referencing an actual fish in the game Also mermaid saleswoman of course
>>195018 She was your childhood maid you saved from the streets and will kill anyone because you fed her. She has beyond god tier potential and will crush the world. She was you pet and became human because you fed her You murdered her grandfather and it got her so wet she will try and fuck you on his corpse
How do feet fetishists even survive having such a boring fetish? It is the worst fetish out there.
>>195025 I have many other fetishes.
>>195025 >Feet >Worst fetish Lmao, there's absolutely worse ones.
>>195020 Because I'm going to find a few mountains not occupied by dwarfs and carve them out or settle dwarf ruins and then create the things in clear view of anyone watching. No one won't be able to not notice. >>195025 >It is the worst fetish out there. Oh you poor bastard.
>>195015 He works out.
>>195029 His calves are chiseled from marble, yet his stomach is a balloon.
>>195021 >I dont mind peaceful monsters but monsters that attack people are gonna get got So, in a conflict between non-humans and humans, do you just default to the humans? Or do you weigh the actions of both sides before picking a side?
>>195018 Any female you feel like raping or have already raped.
>>195029 >He works out But is he sexy and he knows it?
>>195015 I think Sonic was originally just fast because he used momentum and could curl up into a ball, hence why Tails and Knuckles were just as speedy, but somewhere during or after the Adventure series, he basically became a DC Speed Force user without the metaphysical explanation. His friends still being just as fast and mobile continues to go unaddressed.
This has been sitting on my hard drive for half a decade waiting for me to finish it. Probably won't be able to get another traditional games jump ready by Christmas, but I've got an idea of a special surprise jump instead that I can do.
>>195035 Quite good!
>>195034 >Adventure series >1998/99 >Sonic CD >1993 https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRaly9tk8v0
>>195037 I feel like i missed out the era of xianxias where the protagonists raped women. Martial God Asura or something like that was probably a pretty good xianxia.
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What's up my niggas?
>>195033 >Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom >Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom >Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom >Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom >If I get thinner, I'll be too popular〜♪ >So I don't get thinner, that's my type of >“FUNK”!! >I may look chubby, but it's all muscle〜♪ >I can sing and dance, that's my type of >“FUNK”!!
>>195041 Suffering a headache trying to make a femboy companion
>>195031 I am biased towards humanity, I wont let innocent humanoids (elfs and dwarfs are in there too) die or suffer but I also wont save extremely corrupt officials and such. Monsters dont get as much from me, I may not kill the children but that depends on how fucked up the race is.
>>195039 He runs like this in the games. This doesn't really go beyond his established abilities.
>>195041 That's a cute tactical goat.
>>195041 Went to the local mall for the first time in a year or so. They have a fucking gachapon store. All of them are between $6-$15 each, Who the fuck pays that for a plastic toy you can buy outright?
>>195045 Rewatch the very end, he zooms up the chains SIGNIFICANTLY faster.
>>195047 Gambling.
Time to sleep. Good night guys.
>>195041 back to playing a porn game for ideas for its jump
>>195025 I hate feet, but there’s far worse fetishes out there- >>195050 Sleep well Wave >>195041 I woke up
>>195052 >I woke up proof?
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>>195025 Shut up loser.
>>195025 I would rather deal with a foot fetishist over a futa, scat, vore, or other faggots
>>195040 Mostly because china basically made it illegal to include actual smut in stories. This is why the only xianxia with R18 stuff you can find are from like a decade ago.
>>195051 If it's the one about ninjas I recommend a perk to be able to make others try to be better people/fight off foreign influences through sexy times, like the girls try to do to the protag.
>>195055 Second circles would require Lucifer to combat them. Third Circles win barring God doesn't interfere. Don't know about Kult.
>>194953 We need a jump for it.
>>195057 >Walks all over you >Shits on you >Fucks you with futa cock >Eats you >In that order
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It's hilarious how tsundere the thread is about everything. >No, I don't like Hazbin Hotel! I just wanna talk about it and all the characters and the plot and the songs for 3 hours Romance unrelated
>>195062 Are you also a diaperfur while doing this?
>>195064 A HYPER muscular diaperfur who absorbs you into his diaper afterwards.
>>195063 Well what do you expect when you keep bringing the damn thing up?
>>195059 Something like this? [400 CP] - Similar to several of the girls in the protagonist's journey, you are able to make a person just... Better, by having sex with them. Not only do they see minor increases in power, but they also slowly become a better person and are better able to throw off any mental influences or possessions. This protection against influences spikes when you perform sexual activities with them, almost always allowing them to return to normal. Just need a name.
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>>195066 I would go away if you all ignored me
>>195063 that's mostly you dude...
>>195063 >every discussion involves everyone in the thread I'd hazard a guess, especially given the nature of the Hellaverse community, that it's actually a small handful of people who are having this incredibly long and autistic discussion and not the majority of the thread. Given the demographics of the thread, the majority likely hasn't seen Hazbin Hotel at all and are just shitposting as tertiaries around the discussion after having read the jump and listened to other people discuss it.
>>195067 Yep. That'll do it.
>>195068 I was seriously tempted to filter you. I don't want to hear that shit.
>>195025 It's a completely mundane and unremarkable fetish, yet for some reason, there's just something so repellent and goblinoid about it. I always picture a creepy little toad of a man behind every foot post. Something as basic as a body part shouldn't feel so unwholesome. It's far from the worst, but it's worse than it logically should be.
>>195063 got the other pics?
>>195073 Bootlicker is derogatory. You get on your knees and are completely fucking submissive to their wants and desires, to try and get favor. When you see a foot-fetishist, it's likely you think of them as the scum of man, a toadie.
>>195025 I dont have it but I imagine its amazing given that outside of terminally online circles attractive women typically dont bother to hide their feet. Like I imaigne its the equivalent of constant access to topless women(and not just random pornstars or anything but people irl or pretty much any known person you find attractive).
>>194967 >While you can technically buy this no matter your species, it only seems to apply to monsters or monster hybrids who use the system. What exactly does this line mean for evolution? Wouldn't each of your forms use the system by default if you have it?
>>194814 >Just realized I never clarified what the criteria is for a power to become part of your permanent powerset with Inheritor. Where do people think I should draw the line or should I just leave it ambiguous? My worry is that, depending on your interpretation, pairing it with some kind of body-hopping technique could turn it into a power-copying perk for half the price of Skill Eater. Maybe clarify it some more or just make it tiered like the other purchases you intended it to synergize with if you really want to change it from as is.
>>195078 It's the opposite of gay. My HERO Kris will impregnate the deer
>>195075 That is probably part of it.
>>195075 >not dominating a waifu and then licking her foot while fucking her just to show you own every part of her body foot fetishism doesn't just have to be submissive, dude
>>195083 That sounds like a fairly hard thing to reach during coitus.
>>195084 depends on the position
>>195083 It doesn't, correct. But does the common man correlate dominance to a footfag?
>>195035 Looks good. My only complaint is that the location section says pay 50cp to choose but the only thing you can spend 50cp on in the jump is a single Companion import or changing your gender. My suggestion would be to remove the cost on gender change (also, is there an age range? I don't see one) and also just remove the 'pay 50cp to choose a location" in favor of either just a random roll or maybe a "pick your preferred location or gain X amount of CP for leaving it up to chance". Then for Companions if you're going to leave the pricing the same then I'd suggest adding in a few 50cp items or perks. Maybe have a 50cp hold-out pistol that's always on hand when you need it, maybe a 50cp item that's a ticket for you and a few others for use on trains, planes or ships in order to more easily get around? You could also have a 50cp option for a motorcycle (with optional sidecar) that's good offroad given the time period. For 50cp perk options maybe one for being multi-lingual and starting out knowing several languages and its easier for you to pick up new ones? Another 50cp perk might be something about not being as affected by the environment like being able to go through sweltering jungles, frigid tundras and etc without being too bothered by them? Maybe a general perk for being able to find / engage in classic pulp era adventures even in future jumps?
>>195081 Goat is better.
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>>195025 It merges well with other fetishes that I have, for example: Giantesses
>Special Offering (600 CP): Well, well, well now. There’s something special about your soul. Whatever the nature of Alastor’s bargain with Rosie, it gives you a kind of compatibility with blessings, demonic bargains and similar mystical contract or law-based forms of empowerment that let you get what he did out of selling his soul. Such a pact with one of the strongest Overlords in Hell could grant you power to dwarf even many established Overlords right after arriving in the Ring of Pride despite the thousands if not millions of souls ordinary sinners must acquire to qualify as Overlords at all. Buyer beware: This alone won’t save you from any strings attached to the contract, but even if you’re buying something as mundane as commercial success or a way out of debt you may well end up much more popular or furnished much more comfortably than even your benefactor anticipated. So besides the obvious of JJK anywhere else to go to use this for maximum effect outside Habbo Hotel?
>>194967 Does the higher tier of Untouchable work on pain as well? And can you optionally let status effects through if you want?
>>195035 More drawbacks maybe? A toggle to go to a specific pulp era adventure setting? For drawbacks maybe something like "those whacky nazi's" where you seemingly keep getting wrapped up in the plans and shenanigans of the Nazi's and especially the Thule Society if there's a supernatural element involved? Another drawback about being constantly swept up in pulp era adventures? I know there's one that introduces complications on adventures you start but it doesn't appear to actually do anything if you aren't trying to go on adventures or accomplish some major goal. Maybe another drawback where you have to get involved in "the war" on behalf of whatever faction you're aligned with?
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>>195092 >Habbo Hotel Was I missing some deep lore? I don't remember demonic contracts being part of that.
>>195092 Dnd/Pathfinder for Warlock/Witch
>>195092 Any DC jump that can net you Shazam powers. Marvel as a magic user should also work pretty well since one of the three main paths of magic is about borrowing magical power from mystical entities, typically in the form of granting some service or other.
>>195097 You missed it because the pool was closed due to aids.
>>195097 Weren't the demons the ones putting all those stingrays and AIDS into the pools? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywGkFHFls0w
>>195100 Good times. I remember they kept trying to make it so you couldn't block it but we kept finding ways to fill it up enough you couldn't enter the pool. Once or twice we even made a swastika.
>>195092 DnD 3.5 got the binder class and 5th edition got warlocks
>>195025 I don't care for feet, but I fucking love legs.
>>195099 >Any DC jump that can net you Shazam powers. Which of them actually offers that outside of DCC?
>>195104 based
>>195105 Kingdom Come.
>>195105 Kingdom come and it has an option that lets you make a coustom shazam option that gets contradicted on who you can contract with in the notes.
>>195097 So far the only hint about how powerful Alastor got from one (1) deal in life is that Rosie mentioned his soul is special in some undefined way. So I ran with that. >>195063 I fucking hate the jobber hotel show, and no force on Earth will ever change my mind on that, I am merely toying with it like an orca bouncing a baby seal around as it bleeds to death.
>>195109 >So far the only hint about how powerful Alastor got from one (1) deal in life is that Rosie mentioned his soul is special in some undefined way. So I ran with that. shard the joke was habbo hotel is an entirely separate thing from hazbin
>>195105 kingdom come for ours, I'm pretty sure SB's jump for With This Ring also offers an option where you can either get shazam style powers or something of similar potency but sourced from different gods / people.
>Kingdom Come Do we have a jump for the vidya game?
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>>195063 That deer is only good for how hilariously fucked up and toxic everything about her is. Also killing people. She's still useful for that.
>>195092 Avesta of Black and White.
>>194967 Alright baby, here we go, korean insanity time. First the drawbacks - we got some classics here, with a sick sister, a bunch of assholes always wanting to blindly trouble me, a tutorial, and being a monster target. Also got some free points since this is designed as possibly my first jump - if it's not, it's early enough that crossover and new profile don't really matter either way. Now, because this is a korean story, and due to the nature of those stories I usually read (at least before all of those DMCAs came swarming in, fuck novelpia) naturally I rape. And I even get exp for it. This does get me another regressor on my tail. I imagine it went down a bit like pic related (actually was a pretty good story, sadly not available anywhere anymore right now). She's back for revenge, except she can't regress anymore and I still can, so I imagine this turns into more of a comedy than anything else. Oh, and for some reason there's an academy. What a classic. I could've taken Unsalvagable as well, but honestly, the people in these stories are already bad enough, no reason to make them worse. And I already got everything I wanted. Now, for the build itself. I've got a regression power, because of course I do, this wouldn't be a korean story otherwise. Other than that I've also got a custom system mostly focused on skill acquisition and some incredibly strong cheat skill I haven't decided on yet - maybe power copying, maybe not. And that's more or less it. I imagine the plot is just gonna be the standard R18 academy slash apocalypse story - there are hundreds of those, but don't fix what isn't broken. I may or may not also kill the occasional monster and do some tower levels. Acclimation - The Rebirth Monster Source - Tower Constellations - none Human F-Class 1100 Unranked Skill (?) 300 Aura Farming free Alpha Male free Underleveled 150 Veteran 50 Cross-Contamination -100 Inheritor -300 Untouchable -600 Regressor -1600 System (+600 CP) -1000 Interface free Experience Points free Statistics free Level Up - Manual, Active free Employment - Several jobs at once -1150 Skill Up - Leveled, Conditional, Dynamic, Skill Shop -1500 Personalized -1550 HUD -1600 Merge Branch -1800 Refactor -1900 Promotion -2000 Unusual Methods (lewd stuff) -2100 Orichalcum Cooking Set free Alter Ego (magical) free Hunter's License free Restoration Kit free Trainee -2000 Weakest Link -1800 Doormat -1600 Crossover Cleanup -1400 Courting Death -1200 Mandatory Tutorial -1000 Live Bait -700 Kill The Jumper -400 New Profile 0
Carna asada and loaded baked potatoes was an even better combination than I ever could have imagined. >>195079 Not your human forms. This is the compromise I made to allow non-monster origins to purchase it at all. >>195080 I already updated the description. Still a bit vague, but it's enough to give me peace of mind. >>195094 Yes and yes.
>>195110 Oh, it’s an actual thing? Huh always assumed it was just a nickname.
>>195117 Carrrrne asada
I can't believe there's no proper vampire Pokemon after all these years, just generic bats they sometimes implicate in similar themes.
>>195118 Yeah it is a social networking game from the early-to-mid 2000s.
>>195117 Do we get discounts for the dungeon creator if we bought it discounted?
>>195095 Never played/watched it
Hazbin as a jump appeals to my desire to be an angel and shoot golden laser beams
I miss my dog.
>>195125 Same.
>>195125 Same.
>>195125 I miss my guinea pigs.
>>195118 you never saw "Pool's closed"?
>>195025 you just want people to post feet pics don't you?
>>195063 The greatest hatred is born from the deepest love and many people loved the pilot only to be severely disappointed by the actual show.
>>195129 Nah, more of a Club Penguin/Happy Tree Friends kind of guy. >>195121 Ah.
>>195124 You can do that in Digimon, and probably quite a few other settings that aren't the lowest order of garbage. Strangely enough, though, I've always thought Digimon lore did the most interesting things with Christian mythology-inspired concepts of any media.
>>195131 I didn't like the pilot either but I do think it's funny that the shitheel creator replaced every VA from the pilot with a celebrity. What a fucking ingrate.
>>195134 Not just the VA's the writers and animators too that's why the full series is so different.
Afraid not.
>>195135 Hahaha, what the fuck? Helluva boss indeed.
>>195136 Meant to link >>195122
>>195134 Iirc the VAs had to be a part of a union. The og one's didn't want to be a part of it.
>>195139 Well I guess them's the breaks then. Is the hotel even part of the plot in the final show? I never hear about it or how many people it redeems.
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>>195124 You can do that in Tekken
>>195140 in the beginning yes but it's dropped like halfway through the first season so it's relevent for like 4 episodes and like 1 or 2 in season 2
>>195140 They redeem one guy. And by "Redeem", I mean the guy did it himself accidentally, and nobody understands how.
>>195124 Forspoken has a 600 point perk for that in the drop in tree.
>>195143 I personally like to believe it was just how much holy power Adam annihilated him with. Like, the secret is killing them THAT hard that it stack-overflows into sending them to heaven, and Adam unintentionally saved his soul. I choose to go with this because it's funny.
>>195143 Also season one got rid of the exterminations that the sinners were trying to avoid. And the guy hates it in heaven and wants to go back to hell. So there's no reason to try to redeem anyone in the first place any more.
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>>195124 Check Wrath of The Righteous, it is probably the best angelic power fantasy game.
>>195145 Adam would blow a fucking gasket if that was true.
>>195148 Maybe, but he also might get a kick out of laughing at Charlie that he managed to do it like it was nothing and that she's worthless.
>>195141 I thought Tekken was about martial arts? >>195144 Forspoken is about 10 times worse in every way compared to Hazbin Hotel
>>195150 Forspoken allows you to take the place of "WOAHTHISISHAPPENINGWHATSGOINGON" girl, kicking her out of the timeline.
>>195151 This creates more Excrucians.
>>195152 She deserved it.
>>195035 >Generic Anon >expectations low ...No weird shit on a skim. Serviceable.
>>195150 >I thought Tekken was about martial arts? It is, it's also fucking insane.
>>195135 The real Hazbin Hotel was the franchise we made along the way, with the help of one Helluva Boss.
>>195140 The hotel is literally less relevant to the main plot than Angel Dust’s (the gay spider fella) sex life. >>195148 I think Dickmaster is too stupid to be embarrassed by anything less direct than Sera scolding him in public, and he’d just roll with it and start playing a rock ballad about how he’s always right unfortunately. >>195152 >Forspokengirl >Excrucian It makes more sense than it should.
>>194751 >pic Never post it again.
>>195150 >Forspoken is about 10 times worse in every way compared to Hazbin Hotel Not even close. It has an awful contrived start start, and a shittasting marvel'esque trailer, but it is actually pretty average otherwise.
>>195147 If one likes kinda complicated CRPGs, WoTR is genuinely really good. I have like, two complete walkthrough and a dozen or so not-complete restarts with a couple hours + toybox fuckery on them.
>>195124 For me that's every jump with an angel option. Have you considered adding Kamen Rider onto it as well? >>195141 Wasn't aware there was a jump for it.
>>195151 You just changed shit! With your freaking CP! Ha ha!
>>195161 It isn't ours, but it's good enough in my opinion
>>195162 >Did I just Jump that?
>>195159 >contrived start >NOOOOOOOOO >THE MONEY THAT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME WHEN I WOKE UP BURNED BECAUSE I LEFT THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>195163 We do actually have a tekken jump, I think. It's just very... old chain.
>>195159 Clearly what Forspoken needs in the girl looking at the camera and start singing.
Dickmaster replaces Frey in Forspoken, how well does he do?
>>195165 Anon, did you not play the game? She HAD to find Homer.
>>195169 >THERE'S NO TIME
>>195163 Cool. Thank you. >>195166 Huh, really? Any chance you happen to have it laying around?
>>195168 Honestly no one in Forspoken really has that great of a showing combat wise. Golden Boy at the end has it best, but only in the sense that he shines really brightly and makes everything all shiny. I'm pretty sure Adam's big lasers would just eviscerate everything.
>>195172 >Honestly no one in Forspoken really has that great of a showing combat wise It's like he never left home!
>>195169 >>195165 Plot and dialogues never gets good, but the start really is just peak of bad writing for that game. It unironically gets better - which is not to say it gets good, but I can't unironically compare it to turbo-tumblr concentrate, the show.
>>195159 You are retarded
>>195171 Nope, I hallucinated. There is another relatively old version of that jump, but it is still reddit.
>>195175 Ah yes, let's all listen to the "ironic" Hazbin poster.
>>195168 Um…yeah, what >>195172 says. Great Value Goetia probably gets a massive headache from dealing with him once he goes off-script to party with the locals or just zap any ambient magical corruption he sees, eventually manages to manipulate him into doing whatever, and gets BTFO. I’m not actually sure how Dickmaster would react to a dragon showing up and declaring she’s his mom. Other than skeptically.
>>195025 You know people are allowed to have more than one fetish, right? You don't have to just pick one and have it define your entire personality.
>>195025 >feet >such boring fetish >worst fetish out there Oh dear sweet summer child.
>>195025 Wait, are you saying it's the most boring and it's the worst? Or that it's the worst because it's the most boring? Both are wrong, but in very different ways.
>>195176 A shame then.
What's Forespoken? It sounds familiar but nothing specific is coming to mind.
>>195183 It's a goyslop corporate game with below Marvel tier dialogue. Just watch the first few minutes of this and you'll see how awful it is https://youtube.com/watch?v=RIgK6OHn-nY
Are there any decent Gurren Lagann spinoffs/fanfics? I want to have more Spiral Energy in my Chain, but I have such a soft spot for the original Jump that trying to make a dupe just feels wrong.
>>195178 >Dickmaster: "So what you got like a mommy kink or some shit cause I don't fuck with that." >Tanta: "No i truly am your mother Adam my dear sweet boy." >Dickmaster: "Oh...well then what are you waiting for make me dinner bitch i'm hungry."
>>195183 Iirc a shitty game with a black girl so unlikeable that most players wanted to make her die over and over rather than play the game
>>195183 A game that came out a little while ago that was heavily ragged on for its overwhelmingly bad dialogue, annoyingly obstructive writing, and a main character who is honestly not that great of a person.
>>195183 It is a open world isekai adventure game with superpowers and magic parkour. Do, in fact, watch the trailer. You'll understand why people have a hard time believing that it isn't actually shittasting. You'd think it is Episode 6 through and through.
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G'night anons.
>>195191 Good night
>>195191 Morning.
>>195189 is that the one where she lost her money from crime she could have easily saved?
>>195190 What is particularly funny about this whole situation is that it is not a western game. It is made by squenix, had a japanese director and a team that worked on FFxv. What happened there, I have no idea.
>>195195 Oh yes. She notices a fire starting in her building and wants to get out with her cat and the money she stole, and she wants to secure her cat first. This itself isn't that bad, but the problem is the scene STARTS WITH THE MONEY IN AN EASY-CARRY DUFFLE BAG LITERALLY AT HER FEET. If you try and pick up the money she says she doesn't have time and has to go find the cat first, and she leaves the money in the room the fire is starting in, instead of taking it with her.
>>195184 >>195186 >>195188 >>195189 >>195190 Just seems mediocre more than anything.
>>195199 If this is what counts for mediocre nowadays we're truly cooked
>Jump 5: Superman the Animated Series >Identity Identity: CEO Secret Identity: Hero Age: 4,630 Gender: Female >Perks Administration [Free] Agape [100] Perfect Publicity [200] Anti-Life Immunity [600] >Super Powers >Hero Powers (+600) Sane Science [600] >Villain Powers New God Physiology [1000 - Apokolips - Free Will] Total Recall [NGP] Power Protection [NGP] Fine Control [NGP] Healing Touch [NGP] Mad Science [NGP] >Items The Corporate Throne Room [Free] >Companions Personal Assistant [First free for CEOs] R&D [First free for CEOs] >Drawbacks No Good Deed Goes Unpunished [Free] Distressed Damsel [100] Monkey Business [100] Bad Rep [200] Nemesis [200] The Main Man [300] ~ ~ ~ A pretty simple arrangement all things told. I’m the New God of Free Will, native of Apocalypse but dwelling upon Earth for the last two centuries or so. Over that time I’ve carefully, slowly built up a large pool of personal and corporate assets under the aegis of a holding company whose controlling shareholder is myself, passed on over the course of several generations of my aliases. The company has power companies, R&D focused tech companies, real estate firms, and a few pharmaceutical companies as subsidiaries, among others. The holding company is itself based in Metropolis, and most of the subsidiary firms also have properties and facilities in the city. Still smaller than LexCorp, but a suitable rival given some work and a few years of growth. Once my incarnation in this jump awakens to herself, priorities are gonna realign. I’m on the counter for ten years, not centuries, so plans need to accelerate. I’ll split off a portion of myself to make a terminal based on my New God incarnation, and leave her to manage my business interests, while the greater portion of myself goes to do a mix of exploring, tinkering, and putting out fires.
[Expand Post] During the first year I’ll donate a substantial sum to S.T.A.R. Labs and set up a regular stream of contributions to allow them to expand operations, as well as agreements for research partnerships. This is both out of a genuine desire to see the advancement of technology continue at a good pace, and also to buy influence in the organization and thereby establish a tie to Superman when he shows up. Outside that, I’ll start drawing up designs for a dumbed down New God-type power generator, and once I have a model up start lobbying city hall for the privilege of revamping the city’s power grid, and the governor & state legislature for the approval to build an experimental power plant. Start out undercutting the competition, but not to an egregious degree. Let the competition think they just need to put some more funds in R&D (or corporate espionage to equal the efficiency gain my scientists (because clearly it couldn’t be me) made. I’m gonna say that my goal is to have the first power plant up by the end of year two, and to be the main power supplier to Metropolis by the end of three. At which point I’ll continual cut prices until it’s just enough to turn a profit on it. By that time I’ll be on fairly familiar terms with Superman, both as a superhero and a civilian, and I’ll make sure he’s aware of my (in-setting) origin. Overall, I’ll just take a fairly relaxed take on spreading eventually near-free electrical power to humanity, work on wireless transmission, and help/be helped by Superman in resisting the influence of Apokolips on Earth. Oh, and give John Corben artificial touch receptors and taste buds as part of the hiring package for signing on with Brün Industries, return Parasite to human status, and get Livewire transferred to a private prison owned by me so I can give her therapy read: magical hypnosis to be a more functional person and set her up on talk radio to spread my hatred of the tent-dwelling n*mad to the world. As for my non-Apokoliptan enemies…Lobo is just getting beaten until stunned and then dumped in the Phantom Zone along with Titano. Won’t actually remove them from play completely, but it’ll put them out of action for a while. If Superman gets upset about his girlfriend’s former pet ape getting sent to Kryptonian Science-Hell, he can find a way to keep him away from me….oh, and Malla is mine. Jaxur can stay in Science-Hell.
>>195199 Bro, the bad dialogue is a problem because she does the plucky protagonist thing where she NEVER shuts up talking to herself. She has 'quippy' one-liners and dialogue for everything. Sometimes they aren't even quips, just her going, "Woah, did I just do that? I just did that! Yep. Totally just did that."
>>195199 It came out at a right time to become symbolic as an example of bad millennial marvel-esque writing. It is hip to hate.
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honestly the intro of a jump is the hardest part to me
>>195204 Get back to work, bish
>>195204 Bother your AI model of choice. You are most certainly not gonna accept anything it outputs, but I find its get my brain all "no, this is visibly shit, there is a better way of doing this." Then I start writing.
>>195204 Out of curiosity, what jump? What kind of tone are you aiming for?
>>195199 Like the mc is a thief doing the whole "Its ok cause Im black" thing and she constantly makes everything worse and bitches at people for telling her to stop.
>>195206 Or just have it write it for you, like Spazz.
Hazbin good points: >Good character designs (I like some of them at least) >Great voice acting >Good songs >Has angel vs demon aesthetic (I like this personally) >Solid animation Bad points: >Vivziepop dialogue homogenizes the characters a bit >Gay romance interjected self indulgently without serving the story >Vaggie is pointless >Charlie is braindead in season 2 and mean to her dad 7/10 series, pretty decent if you're being fair
>>195204 Yeah, those are awful. I hope you get manage to fill it out anon >Pic I'll take a lotto ticket, a 4 loco, and a boner pill.
>>195201 >free will >brainwash >Apokolips Yeah, checks out.
>>195206 I'm too boomer to know how to use AI. >>195205 I'm trying.
>>195213 "Write me a jumpchain intro for [series], two paragraphs." "Excellent anon, I love you, very creative. Here is [shitty jumpchain intro that is very bad] very good, excellent jumpchain intro that you asked. Do you wanna me to do perks? Do you want builds?" It is just a type of advance search engine to be honest.
>>195201 >Pic 1 Obviously your superhero outfit. >The Corporate Throne Room Given where you come from and your status as a new god, this might be an actual throne room.
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>>195214 Nta, but it scares me a little how it understands enough to write shit for it. Though it decides on a weird price point and single sentence description oddly enough.
>>195050 Finishing your fucking fallout jump. I decided to make a build expecting you to finish in like, a day. Its been three. The inability to fulfill my promise frustrates me.
>Hitoner build >Origin Human >Drawbacks Astronaut – That cute office cat shall be mine. >Perks Space Pilot – Very useful when I get to a sci-fi setting. Magic Hands (900) – Time to engage in some heavy petting. First Contact (700) – First impressions are important. Anthro Magnetism (400) – Well this is the main attraction after all. Xenoanthropologist (0) – The power to learn new languages with very little to go off of will be very helpful. >Items Pens and Paper – And now to really annoy any cat people I meet. Purely a vacation for me. I'll follow the plot and then spend the rest of my time giving pets and scritches to the locals. A cat is fine too.
>>195216 Once you get past the initial "whoah, AI can actually do things, we truly live in cyberpunk dystopia" surprise, you'll get pretty picky about its output. For things you actually care about, anyway.
Nighty night thread.
>>195220 May your dreams be sweet and the sleep deep.
>>195220 Good night, friend
>>195218 Yes. >>195220 Sleep well.
>>195212 As the (New) God of Free Will, I am making the executive decision that Ms. Willis is using her free will wrong, and must therefore be gently guided to the correct path. And prior to its enactment she was given the choice of either, ahem, “Thaumatological Para-Psychological Behavioral Conditioning and Amelioration”, or the removal of her powers. She freely chose to take the option where she maintained her superhuman abilities. Now, sure, the way I explained it lead her to the correct conclusion that this wouldn’t fundamentally change her nature, in such a way as to make her underestimate just how much a person can change without actually changing their core nature, but ultimately she choose to take the route that let her keep her power, and she hasn’t complained since. Now, if you’ll look at the blinking light on the device Mr Smith is holding for a few seconds, I’m sure all your concerns will be wiped away. >>195215 >Obviously your superhero outfit. It’s important than in a world without Sailor Moon, I keep the legend of moon-themed magical girls and superheroes alive. >Given where you come from and your status as a new god, this might be an actual throne room. You would be correct! Lex has been bitching about it where he thinks I can’t hear while steadily increasing the size of his chair and desk every quarter.
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>>195220 sleep well!
>>195197 >worked on FFxv That'd be your answer.
>>195225 That fox is going to take flight if her ears get any happier.
>>195224 >As the (New) God of Free Will, I am making the executive decision that Ms. Willis is using her free will wrong >Apokolips Checks. Out. You are the "Justice Lords" episode, probably. That she agreed to it probably saves you tho.
>>195190 >it is Episode 6 through and through ???
>>195229 Nine. Fuck me.
>>195226 Honestly 15 wasn't that bad. Probably too ambitious, but it wasn't outright bad considering what we got after it.
>>195226 Is it bad? FF games aren't really my cup of tea, so I just kinda ignored it entirely.
>>195204 Don't even include an intro. Just tell the readers to go fuck themselves if they're not familiar with the source material.
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Hey, hope everyones doin good tonight, what jumps we have that take place in ancient china?
>>195228 In all seriousness, I do prefer to leave matters of agency to individuals, it’s just that Leslie legitimately has an incredibly dangerous set of abilities inherent to her nature, and she went from “bitchy opportunistic and cynical attention-whore” to “psychotically murderous villain” in the time it took her to wake up. To all indications there’s no amount of money, advanced medical treatments (she doesn’t want to go back to normal, despite wanting to kill Superman for, in her head, being responsible for what happened to her, she’s very happy with her new state), supportive social structure, or much anything else I can throw her way to get her to not act out. She just wants to kill Superman because he offends her worldview and stands in her way, and then rule as a petty godling over Metropolis or the world’s electrical grid and devices. So I see her psychopathy as a problem with two solutions. Either reduce her to a human with a sharp tongue who ultimately can’t do undue harm to society, or else remove her psychopathy. Given she very much does love her powers and what they let her do, I see her going with the route that doesn’t make her weak and vulnerable again. If she doesn’t, I would respect that decision…I’d just remove her powers and put her back in the normal penal system. Corben and Malla don’t need that sort of thing. Metallo just needs enough of his old senses to feel human again and money to live on, and Malla a sense of structure and hierarchy she can wrap her head around, plus assurances she won’t be sent back to the Phantom Zone regardless of what she does (I have much less horrifying methods of confinement).
>>195235 Investure of the gods and Romance of the three kingdoms come to mind.
>>195234 Why include anything? Just berate and insult the readers for thinking anything good could ever happens. Only Stay, Home and Go is necessary.
Why is he called Dickmaster.
>>195239 Because he's the first man.
>>195239 All dicks descend from him. Is the source of all dick.
>>195238 Why even include that? Just give them a "go away" option so they leave you alone.
>>195233 is it your mission to post gay porn in the thread.
Someone say something motivating so I can work on items plz.
>>195244 Do it or I'm going to smear something on your door.
>>195244 Don't let your memes be dreams!
>>195245 Are you the guy who keeps pissing on rics door?
>>195244 I think item sections are cool. If you're having trouble on a specific item just move on to a different one until inspiration strikes.
>>195243 Yep. 100%
>>195244 GIVE ME A LAND PURCHASE.
>>195244 Right now, people who are painfully unlikable on a personal level are being paid more than you to make things worse for everyone. Nothing you can do will make anyone here hate you more than the public hates them.
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>>195242 You may hate it, but this is what a perfect jumpchain doc looks like.
>>195239 Because he has a 12 year old from the year 2000’s idea of what sounds cool. It’s a mercy Vivzie isn’t younger because then otherwise Dickmaster would be an alpha male podcaster or Mr. Beast or a minecraft enthusiast or something.
>>195247 Yes, though I may need to stop soon. I'm wracking up a lot of credit card debt from the frequent flights.
>>195236 She eventually gets a redemption in comics. IDK if that lasts tho.
Only four more days till the Steam Winter Sale.
>>195256 Make a list, now. Then don't fucking add anything to it during actual sale.
>>195252 Seems I've already created several perfect jumps.
>>195258 My guy.
>>195258 Can't wait until you make another masterpiece
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>>195224 >in a world without Sailor Moon On the contrary - I don't know if pic related would be considered canon to the DCAU, but behold.
Quick, give me a well know setting that doesn't have a jump for you don't really care much about.
>>195262 Demon Slayer. Valorant.
>>195262 >doesn't have a jump for you don't really care much about. Ingles, por favor?
>>195262 I do not *believe* we have a jump for Duel Masters/Kaijudo? That might not count as "well known," though.
>>195244 GIVE ME LAND >>195250 MY BROTHER
>>195264 He's asking for a popular mid-ass setting that doesn't already have a jump.
>>195262 Sonic Riders
>>195250 >>195266 What are you even going to do with all that land?
>>195264 This >>195267 I'm going to test the slop machine with revised instructions.
>>195269 Whatever the fuck I want, leave me and my 17 Hyrules alone.
>>195271 Where are you even going to put seventeen Hyrules?
>>195272 Always place your lands on top of each other.
>>195272 In my Personal Reality.
>>195262 >The more recent Planet of the Apes movies >The Walking Dead
Edited last time by 9anon on 12/15/2025 (Mon) 03:36:35.
>>195262 Fate New Vegas
>>195276 That has a jump.
>>195277 Wait shit, I read that as Fallout.
>>195278 I would like to see a Fallout / Fate crossover
>for every Killer was originally a mere human, twisted by the Entity's corruption It's really funny reading old jumps sometimes. I'm gonna fanwank I can be something else in Dead by Daylight.
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Early chain, how does your jumper prevent pic related from happening to them? Sneak attacks and ambushes while your guard is down could easily end a chain if you're not careful
>>195281 Plot armor.
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>>195281 >Early chain, how does your jumper prevent pic related from happening to them?
>>195281 First jump is Danny Phantom, so as a half ghost I mostly stay in ghost form when being a superhero. I like to stay invisible and intangible as much as possible. It makes it easier to avoid talking to people. Normal bullets shouldn't harm me. I also specialize in enchanting, so I make items to protect me from bullets.
>>195281 By not doing anything to be worth being assassinated, and not going anywhere I'm likely to be randomly attacked.
>>195281 Eyes Of A Hawk, Ears Of A Bat, You Get The Point from Kakegurui mixed with enhanced senses, enhanced reflexes and no need to sleep. A lot more later but that is what I generally have.
>>195283 Easy. I am batman.
>>195281 That's why you pick a first jump with a good luck perk, a regeneration power, a save point, or something else that allows you to survive most chain enders while still being relatively low power.
>>195281 This is literally why Spider Sense was invented.
>>195255 Huh. I was not aware of that, and I honestly did not think that was even a possibility given her personality. Guess the initial run through with an actual therapist might actually get some progress.
>>195281 I don't go to any first Jumps that don't give me massive durability. My second thought is then avoiding mind control or asphyxiation, depending on the setting. I think using the Conqueror series Jump I just made and going Apprentice might be the play. >killing intent awareness >mind control resistance >durability >strength >two types of healing Still have CP left over.
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>>195281 Pre-metaplot: Barrier, Iron Defense and Cosmic Power (Aura) Post-metaplot: Guns did not exist at the time.
>>195262 Girls Last Tour
>>195281 By simply not being identified. No one knew that shooting me was something they should attempt in the first place and thus it never happened.
>>195270 Oh. Can you kill yourself first?
>>195295 Will have to disappoint you on that as well, unfortunately.
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In the new Generic Pulp Adventure should my Nemesis be a Nazi Super Scientist or an Ancient Chinese Mystic (presumably with dragon form and/or terracotta warriors)?
>>195281 Why hasn't this happened to Batman anyway? His naked mouth is target enough for a knife or something even if his cowl has bullshit armor. He can also be made to suck a dick.
>>195293 Are you the same anon that keeps bringing up Girls Last Tour whenever people ask for jumpmaking recommendations?
>>195297 Nazi Super Scientist. They just get up to the craziest, most over the top super villain shit, which will be all the more fun for you to thwart.
>>195297 >Generic Pulp Adventure I don't see it in Uploads or the Generic folder. Is it from one of the other communities?
>>195297 I'd argue the former, but before you lock your answer in, have you considered your other options? >Horrors in the vague shape of men, in service to the unfathomable Great Old Ones! >An immortal sorcerer king with an unhealthy fixation on snakes! >A corrupt politician with the mob in his pocket - or is it the other way around? >A terrifying and clever beast from the depths of the Hollow Earth! >A dark lord of the night, seeking to prey upon the common man - a detestable vampire!
>>195301 Scroll up, homie. New Genericanon jump.
>>195299 yeah, I read it recently so it's still on the mind, plus it's honestly worth a read.
>>195303 Is it actually him or just an anon that made a Generic jump?
>>195297 Also >Having only one Nemesis Skill issue. You either have none because you dispatch all of them, or you have a bunch. No middle ground. >>195303 >>195053 Eww. It would have been better if it was from reddit.
>>195305 It is him.
>>195307 Honestly it would be nice if he put on a trip, but oh well, if it's him I can ignore it.
>>195306 I mean nothing says I can take Nemesis more than once so I assumed I couldn't.
>>195299 >keeps bringing up Girls Last Tour I mentioned it once. One time. Uno. (1). When we talked about longest jumps, and never since. >>195304 No you aren't me, shut up.
>>195310 Actually, I misread the question. It is I who must shut up.
>>195306 >Eww. It would have been better if it was from reddit. what does my post asking for proof have to do with that
>>195310 >>195304 I was just curious whether it's the same person who brings it up or if it is consistently popular enough that multiple people bring it up across multiple communities.
>>195312 He just tagged you on accident. Or one of those anons who gotta tag every participant in the convo. Don't stress.
>>195314 >Hyperventilates
>>195314 People need to get back to using all caps so we can actually see there is any stress involved.
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>>195310 >you aren't me
roll:1d8
>>195318 How the hell did you roll -3.17?
Well I'm an idiot I guess, how does one roll dice here?
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>>195317 Shut up Demon
>>195315 Don't fucking die over this holy shit
1d8 = 8 if this works, thanks.
>>195320 Click the little cross on the upper left. It is "help/faq" page, which it'll tell you if you hover the cursor over it for a bit. There is a bunch of stuff you can do here.
>>195325 Between infinity sign and a gear. Between suitcase and the eye the eye
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>>195035 [Generic Pulp Fiction] Drawbacks: Nemesis, The Race for Atlantis, Wanted (1600) Vigilante Secret Identity (Free) Stealthy (Free) Acrobat (1500) Overlooked (1400) Clouding Minds (1200) Telepathy (1000) Hypnotist (700) Martial Artist (400) Tribal Relations (300) Iconic Costume (Free) Companion ImportX8 (0) -Noble Savage, Hunter (Free), Child of the Earth (500), Heaving Thews (300), Magic (0), Loincloth (Free) Elodie knew me long enough by now that I despised frivolity, abhorred waste, and once ripped out my own sense of humour to viciously stab it to death with the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. So when she caught me wearing a Mandarin official’s outfit so goddamn stereotypical Toriyama would’ve redrawn it, growing out my fingernails long enough to draw blood and brandishing a thin yet elongated moustache, she just let out a great big sigh and said “Why” “FOOrish girl, you are now in the rair of the FIENDISH DOCTOR FU” I told her, twiddling my moustache Oriental-y. “You are neither demonic nor own a doctorate from your native backstory in this reality last I checked” “Oh so sorry you no can rread regarese! Such trifreres are trrrriveriral to rarquire for a man of…unique means, nyohohoho!” “Oh christ is this about the Opium Wars?” “Whyyyyever would you think that, Erodie?! What could THIS MENACING YELLAR FELLAR stand to gain from interfering the collapse of his imperial court in a haze of smoke and white man’s free markets?!” I monologued deviously. “Now watch me build my DRAGON SHAPED ATTACK BLIMP! WITH PRIDE!” Once we were elevated away from visible sight for Western society, I explained in a much more normal tone of voice how after hypnotising several European officials simply by acting as stereotypically Chinese as the era imagined at a diplomatic event while the ACTUAL Chinese diplomat was left isolated and confused, I had tricked the British empire into swapping their entire opium consignment with their tea supply. All the while forming an airship fleet as a much more visible and flashy distraction for my actual plan. 1/4 Soon afterwards I, Fiendish Dr. Fu, lived up to the English expectation of yellow devils by declaring I was going to invade Britain and America and fucking Switzerland then use my SECRET ORIENTAL MAGIC to directly attack their credit scores, SET THEIR FIELDS AFLAME with DRAGON BREATH and ABDUCT ALL THEIR WHITE GHOST WOMAN AS SEX SLAVES. The British admiralty harrumphed and pompously declared this an outrage while accelerating the attempt to drug China into compliance before it could become a major economic power/start casting fireballs en masse. The plethora of strapping young men and daring-do Amelia Earthart expies were largely intercepted by my fleet of loosely oriental sorcerers (you have no idea how hard it was to get the Japanese sorcerers to not get into fistfights with the Korean sorcerers) and summoned asian demons but one particularly daring lass with a ponytail and tights managed to cut through the storm and fury to board my inner sanctum. “FIENDISH DR. FU, your vile schemes against British colonialism end now, by Jove! Or my name isn’t Lady Laura Abington-Ashbridge Croft, Duchess of Wessex (who is also German on my mother’s side and French on my father’s)! Now take your hands off that DIABOLICAL firework launcher, you slanty-eyed chink, so that our RIGHTEOUS quarter pounder guns can turn your empire gates into splinters!” she demanded. “Oh my, such a SPIRITED young rady! So solly my pretty bird, but I think you rill find I am not, how you say, a seriarlrl virrain? While you were ensnared in my labyrinthine schemes, the rong shipments have arrrrived at different ports 35 minutes ago! You’re too rate!!!” “Nonsense! A proper lady is never too late nor too early, she arrives exactly on time to force devillish creatures like you to slave their lives away on the American railway! But enough talk, have at you villain!” she demanded, drawing her rapier and pistol.
[Expand Post]“This feel excessively racist even by the period’s standards” said Elodie to nobody. 2/4 Laura Croft then proceeded to somehow hold her own with sword, pistol and eventually lasso against THE MYSTERIOUS POWERS OF THE ORIENT, although it may be farer to say I somehow managed to avoid being shot by doing some bullshit breathing exercises and backflipping really hard. “We are at an impasse, old foe, but you’ve missed my scantily clad secret weapon chained to my throne! Behold: Exotic beauties from more primitive cultures, their mystical powers unlocked by my Oriential dark arts!” “You truly are a fiend to your core!” exclaimed Lady Croft as my harem sleepily rose for battle. “Women deserve to be forced into spine-deforming corsets, pampered with arsenic cosmetics, have their backs blown out by the nearest medical professional as a cure for hysteria and caned publicly by the local vicar for getting uppity! NOT your foreign barbarism!” “Insult me all you rike, white devil! You can’t un-send these foreign frowers to the battrfrerields!” I cackled. “Except me of course, I get a plucky pass” she added. “Of course” As my harem lunged into action, a word should be said about the definition of “noble savage”. The white man’s definition of this largely extended to more technologically primitive, isolated cultures too backwards to avoid a lopsided trading deal-but not, say, our American or German cousins. The Oriental definition of “noble savage” however, extended to literally everyone outside of China who weren’t part of the in-group but could be sold silk. And so, there was an uncharacteristic lack of melatonin in my battle harem. “Okay so for ze record” said a German nubile savage with huge tits, “I SHOULD be part of ze first Uberfraulein unit before getting upgraded in zis funny balloon but the food here’s better and I somehow got ze runic magic of my Aryan ancestors from a backrub so eh” “Ah have no idea HOW ah’m firin’ dust devils from mah hands” said the Texan nubile savage, “but I ain’t complainin’” “あの背中のマッサージは不思議な体験だった。陰陽師だった記憶がない” said the slant-eyed savage from distant Nippon. “Oi, I’m literally a cowgirl from Staffordshire! How did I even get here?!” demanded a British savage. “Fairies” I offered. “Oh. It’s a fair cop, guv” “You white girls are all crazy” said Mambwene, who was actually from the Congo. “I know right? They’re so weird” agreed Queen Ayelah, who was also from the Congo but had the peculiar trait of resembling an inexplicably pale-skinned, delicate-looking European despite supposedly being some sort of queen for a long-lost ancient civilisation. 3/4 Eventually Laura was overpowered, bathed, forced into a degrading metal bikini, and brought before me. “UPJUMPED COOLIE!” she screeched at me “Capitalist wench!” “Soulless Chingchong!” “Animalistic gwaipo!” “Cat-eating CHINK!” she shrieked, slapping me upside the head. “I believe” I hissed, seizing her by the arm, “we should proceed with your…ENHANCED interrogation, my dear. Shall we reacquaint you with the bore worms?” “Oh, no!” she said, suddenly succumbing to the inexplicable narrative convention for otherwise witty and daring ladies to go absolutely helpless from getting grabbed by a big strong man. Yes, definitely succumbing and not going willingly now we’d gotten the foreplay out of the way. “Not the bore worms! ANYTHING BUT THE BORE WORMS! D’you hear me everyone, if you hear screaming it’s definitely because of BORE WORMS and not any other kind of worm!” “It’s more like a bloody python” muttered the cowgirl as I dragged my victim away, where there was lots of shrieking, creaking noises, and things going thump during enhanced interrogation. Elodie made conversation with the harem who all assured her this had happened before and would happen again, and also that just being allowed to fight automatically made this secret lair one of the most liberal places for women despite the funny outfits. Which they all collaboratively designed anyway. A few hours later, Laura came out tottering on weak, wet legs, a briefcase full of vital intelligence under one arm and my shoulder under another as we limped towards the spare getaway planes. “Right, now THAT’S over remind your people it’s not too late to strangle communism in it’s crib, and I will happily make introductions for the Americans if they want another free market after Dr. Yat-Sen takes power. Condolences for the death of comrade Mao, etc” I explained “The Home Office is going to be bloody pissed their opium went back home, you know?” “Blame it on the Iraqis and tell them I know where they’re hiding their oil. You white people are all the same, all I have to do to play you like a fiddle is crash out so you never stop and think if China MIGHT have ulterior motives than nationalist dickwaving. Or uh, Fiendish Dick Waving” “Bloody chink BASTARD” she groaned, staggering into the cockpit. “I wish I could quit you and your…bore worms…” “Oi, you’re getting the floor wet!” yelled an indignant haremite realising she had to clean up. “SHUDDUP ETHEL, THE BLOODY BORE WORMS MADE ME KNOCK KNEED” yelled my self-proclaimed nemesis as she flew off, doubtless to inspire another penny dreadful about narrowly escaping the Fiendish Doctor Fu’s nefarious grasp. … “I’m not comfortable with you bringing geopolitics into your zanny pulp fiction adventures, Anon” said Elodie, finally. “Well I’m going to use an Olmec crystal to activate my secret floating city next week, want to come with? I won’t have to do the accent” I offered, rubbing off my facepaint and taking off my nail extension. “Please, yes” said Elodie, relieved.
Any sufficiently advanced Farmer is indistinguishable from a Druid.
>>195328 Or ranger. Or Cleric with a correct domain. Maybe Oracle.
>>195328 I still remember that Hunger Games. Three, three "falls out of a tree" deaths. Druid Jumper wasn't even in the simulator and got three kills!
>>195328 Any sufficiently horny elf is indistinguishable from an onahole.
>>195330 This thread taught me that best strategy in hunger games is to do absolutely nothing
>>195322 >Hyperventilates harder
>>195333 WHY ARE YOU BREATHING
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>>195331 That's fairies, not elves.
>>195334 I REQUIRE OXYGEN FOR BRAIN FUNCTIONS
>>195336 STOP BREATHING SO HARD
>>195337 I NEED TO BE STUPID FASTER
>>195338 be smart slower
The cats I've taken into the house have discovered the magic of spinning chairs when two sat on it and caused it to spin uncontrolled.
>>195339 >Collapses
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>>195204 Real & true, if only due to my mind is trying to write up several versions at once only to lapse in thinking long enough for it to realize it fucked up & I have to start over. >>195340 Cat beyblade security system is now in place. It’s only a matter of time before they use it to launch themselves into places they shouldn’t be allowed in.
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>>195340 Be thankful that they haven't discovered the dark and forbidding power of opening cabinets yet.
>>195327 >“Oh, no!” she said, suddenly succumbing to the inexplicable narrative convention for otherwise witty and daring ladies to go absolutely helpless from getting grabbed by a big strong man I can't remember where I saw it but there's actually a perk for this specific thing. Anyway nice right up, many raughs were had
>>195346 …shoot, I vaguely remember the perk you mean too. Some sort of weeb jump. Neptunia? Probably not.
>>195327 I think this is the first write-up of yours I had read in month, and I didn't actually regret reading it. Actually quite funny.
>>195348 I think it was a qq jump about mecha?
>>195345 They figured out a hidey hole and they all sleep in it now so it looks like a cat clown car when they come out.
>>195351 Be prepared for eventual staring contest. Fucking gonna climb into you and fucking stare into your eyes. Never lose a staring contest. Be ready to headdbutt back when they eventually try that.
>>195350 The HxH one where the dude really hated the show?
>>195346 >>195348 Metal & Lace by GolemAnon? >Iron Maiden Grip – 600 CP: You know how a gal will be kicking ass and piling up bodies, but the moment someone grabs her by the wrist or upper arm, she suddenly turns into a helpless damsel? You can do that. Everyone’s ‘handle’ is slightly different, but you can identify it by brief examination. Doesn’t work if the intended victim is significantly larger than you are (such that you can’t get good leverage), a machine, embodying a Silhouette (unless you are as well), or not actually female. Victims will instantly recognize if you’ve lapsed your grip enough for them to break free and retaliate, which can be disastrous if they’re significantly stronger, more skilled, or supernaturally empowered.
>>195354 I could’ve sworn there was a much shorter one too, but that works!
>>195355 I am fairly sure there is at least two more, but I can't find them off-hand.
>>195352 >Fucking gonna climb into you I can’t believe cats are evolving into facehuggers
>>195357 It is a perpetual fight with parasites. Don't trust them when they bring small animals to you, that's just an attempt to get you to watch over their young.
oh damn, Rob Reiner is dead
>>195359 I only ever knew about him from that South Park episode
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>>195359 Given it was his son that did it, and his son's history, I'm going to guess the son went begging for cash (for drugs) and when his dad told him to fuck off he decided to kill them (possibly while on drugs).
>>195035 >Jump: Generic Pulp Fiction >Origin: Scientist >Age/Gender: 33/Male >Location: London Perks: >Mechanic (Free) >Real Science (Free) >Linguist (100cp) >Ray Gun Maker (100cp) >Roboticist (200cp) >TAKE OVER ZE WORLD! (200cp) >Mad Science (300cp) >Renaissance Man (300cp) Items: >Oxygen Pills (Free) >Giant Vehicle (300cp) Companions: >Companion Import (100cp) Ginko (Criminal) >Bootlegger (Free) >Con Artist (Free) >Femme Fatale (100cp) >Closed Door Killer (200cp) >The Master Plan (300cp) Vex (Criminal) >Bootlegger (Free) >Con Artist (Free) >Crime Boss (300cp) >Crime Ring (300cp) Drawbacks: >Wanted (100cp) >Racial Tensions (200cp) >Nemesis (300cp) >"You are quite the nuisance, you know?" Doctor Malatesta noted, his voice seemingly torn between amusement and annoyance. Jax Sterling glared at the other man, struggling within the grip of the mad scientist's robotic slaves. "You've been a nuisance ever since my opening night in London." >"My apologies, Doctor," The agent's smile lacked its normal charismatic charm, looking more like an animal baring its teeth than a proper grin. "I hope I haven't inconvenienced you too much in your worthwhile mission of world conquest." >"Not at all, Mr. Sterling," the albino man replied with a chuckle. "You've only delayed my plans, not derailed them." >There was the sound of a throat being cleared, and both men turned to cast agitated glares at the smug Japanese woman with fox ears and nine swaying tails. She was a vixen literally and metaphorically, and a smug bitch, too. >"I do believe you mean, OUR plans, beloved?" the woman's voice was sweet, but her smile looked more like that of a cat who had finally caught the canary. Malatesta rolled his eyes. >"Yes yes, OUR plans, darling," he grunted. "I wouldn't have been able to obtain the Heart of Sol without you, I haven't forgotten that." >"Why is Sterling still alive?" Vex, Malatesta's brute, grunted, glaring at him. "We should just kill him and be done with it."
[Expand Post]>"Oh, we will." Malatesta commented, and Jax felt his heart sink. The heroic adventurer knew there was no escape for him this time. "But not before the fireworks show." >"Fireworks show?" Jax asked, and even Ginko and Vex looked puzzled. Malatesta grinned. >"You see, my good man, the relic we retrieved from Atlantis was merely a power source." He began, hand reaching out to caress the glass container of the Heart of Sol. "Meant to power my weapon." >"I already know that." Jax growled, grunting as the machines gripped his arms tighter. >"Ah, but what you didn't know that it was only one piece of the puzzle. Do you remember the Lens of Luna?" Malatesta asked, and Jax almost snorted. Of course he remembered. It had been one of his crowning achievements, tricking Malatesta into retreating to claim the Lens when he'd nearly conquered Paris, the mystic object practically useless since all it did was amplify light- >Jax froze, his heart turning to ice. Amplified light. >Malatesta's super weapon was a laser. Something the Lens would magnify to a level beyond anything this world could ever dream of. >"With just the Heart of Sol powering my weapon, I could burn a city," the victorious villain's smile would have made the Cheshire Cat jealous. "Amplified by the Lens of Luna, it will incinerate countries and erase nations. And you handed it to me to save the City of Lights. How's that for irony?"
>>195361 >>195362 Director for a lot of popular movies from the 80s. Princess Bride, Stand By Me, and When Harry Met Sally. >>195360 Yeah he got into political activism at one point and was more famous for that than anything else.
>>195365 >Princess Bride Oh shit, I actually kinda care then. Well, rest in peace, cool dude.
Good night guys
>>195367 night
>>195367 MORNING
>>195365 >Yeah he got into political activism at one point and was more famous for that than anything else. Not sure how much of that was political activism instead of South Park going on and on about how much they love to suck off second hand smoking's dick.
>>195370 Nah he was still into political stuff, I won't go into it because rules but yeah.
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>>195367 Good midnight hour from persona 3
>>195360 that one was weird, they kept portraying him being fat(and looking at irl pics of him he's not even that fat) as somehow negating his advocacy against smoking.
>>195375 No shit, Sally Struthers also didn't look like Jabba the Hutt IRL either. It's part of what they do.
>>195376 the weird thing wasn't that they exaggerated his looks, the weird thing was the clear moral stance the episode took where obesity while opposing smoking is portrayed as unforgivable hypocricy.
>>195372 Rate Charlie as a waifu. My jumper needs one after like 200 years of
>>195378 *trauma farming. Damn you mobile.
>>195372 Any jumps or are you just gonna attention leech?
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>>195147 Wrath of the righteous mentioned. Kenabres Wanderer Mortalkind Oracle God-Meddled, Divine Numerologist, Loremaster, Stargazer, a little bit of paladin and monk because of course you gotta dip and losing a couple levels with Legend doesn't matter that much. Also, pajama tanking is funny. Aasimar Veteran 200 Legendary 400 Freebies Mythic Companions 200 Progress of a Protagonist 300 Mythic Path 400 (Angel) A Promise Made Pride of Galfrey - This is an entirely reasonable behavior for a double mythic. Kickstart the hunt - literally whos Worldwounded - It would be hard to explain mythic, otherwise. A Promise Made - only makes sense. Roll the Dice - some stuff like prestiges I picked. Mystic Magic Mayhem. Tabletop tweaks inspired stuff. Unapologetic power-trip inspired by picrel. Things are gonna get real awkward for Areelu really, really quickly. Second pic mildly related; the sort of shenanigans jumper gonna get up in a couple of months after landing. Not mine, but I don't want to reinstall WoTR just to toybox stuff. Legend+Mythic can do significantly worse without crit shenanigans, I think. Jumpchain cheats for this jump are really quite silly. In fact, I think I really just... don't need the army to solo this whole thing, lol. Or Nahyndrian crystals to ascend, given that PoP gonna keep my progression going as long as I have viable targets. Between Legendary and PoP, I probably could just nuke Alushnirra the way Angel nukes Descari's realm, skip act 4 and from there it is a pretty smooth sailing into perpetual T-pose over Iomedae.
>>195152 >Forspoken girl was actually Iolithae in a second skin
>>195125 Same.
>>195381 >Areelu: I created you to be capable of achieving unrivaled power! >Jumper: You succeeded.
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>>195125 Same. Altho it was more of a family dog than my dog. Rich fucktard of an uncle decided to buy a dog on a whim, had papers, fancy name and shit. We kinda pretty much took care of her for a long time. Eventually uncle decided to chain her to the doghouse when she was ill and fucked off to Greece or whatever for two weeks with his actually no shit retarded homeschooled autistic kids. My parents had the opportunity to "enjoy" her howling in pain, alone, for several days before she died. Not perpetually of course, just a couple hours per day.
>>195386 Your uncle is a bad person and should probably be tied to a whipping post and lashed 30 times as penance.
>>195387 I think he quite genuinely went mad, shizoid, entirely bonkers after his girlfriend dumped him in his late twenties. His extended... crash-out? Fucked up a lot of people.
>>195378 Piss off, you /co/tards are cringe
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>>195385 I think she'd actually be pretty happy for a bit, until it becomes clear that I have zero intentions to larp as her kid and there is actually absolutely nothing she can do to reset the experiment. Sorry not sorry Kreia-lite, you might have some good points, but you are crazy and I have stuff to do. Like nuking half of the abyss and entirety of Cheliax before treaties of divine non-interference start applying to me.
>>195380 I'm working on Dracula
>>195378 Charlie is very nice and positive, however she's also ridiculously naive and childish at times. I'd give her about a 6.
>>195390 >Like nuking half of the abyss and entirety of Cheliax before treaties of divine non-interference start applying to me. With goals like that, I’m guessing you’re going to end up killing Areelu, at which point she will realize that her plans for you (as Tvtropes puts it) have gone horribly right.
Good morning guys, how are you all today?
>>195394 I'm locked out of thread again, have been for the last five or six days, and the thing I did to fix this last time doesn't work now so I have no idea what to do. Other than that, idling around.
>>195395 locked out of thread?
>>195396 Yeah thread randomly decides it doesn't want my computer to get through the block bypass and leaves the wheels spinning perpetually. I'm phone posting right now.
>>195397 I know what's like. I have to wait one hour to phone post.
>>195327 …okay, first, funny. Second, Fu Manchu looks pretty damn good there.
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>>195393 As a mythic archmage, she might end up porting out in time to survive the first abyssal purge. I kinda would like to grab Lexicon of Paradox first too, that might give her time. It'll prolly be just Alushnirra and other involved realms at first. But her goals and chosen strategy gonna inevitably lead toward her having to defend Worldwound itself, at which point it is over and Bolt of Justice/Eye of the Sun with enough oomph to become pic related gonna send her to Pharasma.
>>195381 Please do not kill Nocticula. She’s in the process of reinventing lawful good from first principles in the Abyss.
>>195400 ...She is probably gonna be real smug before Pharasma.
Should I make an expy of her in Generic Korean Portal Invasion? Do you think her class should be just assassin or assassin as a subclass of a thief class?
You ever get a harem of the same Waifu?
>>195397 It's not really helpful at all to what keeps happening to you but did you ever read what the faq says about the proof of work or whatever?
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>>195404 Yes I have like 6 Senko expies.
>>195403 You're gonna want to make her a hybrid class with Assassin as one part and something tanky as the other, though I don't know how the jump is structured. Yor has fucking ridiculous stats. She's been hit by cars while in a rush and the cars lost iirc. I know she can outrun them as well if she's sufficiently motivated, but raw durability is the more relevant part. Actually she might be closer to some kind of Barbarian or Fighter with the aesthetics of an Assassin.
>>195400 Sounds like a fun time. Given how I like angels and Jibril’s design, I might make my own version of this build some time.
Is there any jump you can get Speed Racer shit besides the Lego jump?
>>195407 I can make that work I think, thanks
>>195404 That 7 Supergirls Companion was a stroke of incredibly stupid genius.
>>195281 First jump had me as Crimson Moon Brunestud, so I just made sure I was on the opposite side of the Planet to Gun God at all times. >>195261 I was aware of Batman’s good taste in manga and anime, I just meant in the sense of “extant magical girls/superheroes” rather than fictional ones.
>>195405 Yeah, sadly hasn't help me. My computer isn't that old so it shouldn't be having issues with the process on a base mechanical level, and I've already accounted for the "looks like mining" thing so that it should be getting an exception. The exception thing was the last fix. Maybe something happened and I need take a closer look at my settings.
>>195410 Np, enjoy loving fail-wife.
>>195412 >pic Funny how Abby could do that to EMIYA.
>>195404 If I visit different parts of the same setting I'm almost certain to pick up duplicates.
>>195401 Alas. She is still in her evil phase, and I am not very patient. She is also prone to behaving in annoying ways during this phase of her life. But she is supposedly quite clever, maybe she can fast-talk her way out. 1d100 = 46 Above 60, she fast-talks well enough to survive.
>>195415 Abby is a strong girl. The power of God/Yog-Sothoth is with her.
>>195406 You need more Senko-san. >third pic What is this, a foxfu for ants?
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>>195408 I recently was reminded of her existence and then saw that jumps allows Legendary and Mythic at the same time. Cue sudden realization that one can actually build something quite faithful to her portrayal. >>195417 Alas, Lady in Shadows. She probably tried to pretend that she is in control. She was not in control.
>>195420 >I recently was reminded of her existence and then saw that jumps allows Legendary and Mythic at the same time. >Cue sudden realization that one can actually build something quite faithful to her portrayal. For my part, I’d run Legendary, Mythic Path as an Angel, and Mythic Tier as an Archmage. Oracle/Wizard isn’t a build that gets off the ground fast, but once it does it’s going to be fun. >Alas, Lady in Shadows. She probably tried to pretend that she is in control. She was not in control. >I am a genius! >Oh no!
Unironic powerscaling question. Kurokami Medaka vs Arcueid. Who wins?
>>195422 From mostly forgotten second hand knowledge i'd say Medaka.
>>195422 >>195422 Medaka. Just use All Fiction to erase Arcuied.
>>195424 All Fiction can be resisted and reversed by strong emotional attachments, and Shiki's urge to rape is too strong to let that happen.
>>195414 I will enjoy loving her. I will enjoy loving her long and hard throughout the night. I will enjoy loving her so much we'll open a joint checking account.
>>195426 Everyone knows the greatest expression of love is doing your taxes together.
Zero Requiem is so gay.
>>195424 Medaka would never do that in character. >>195425 >All Fiction can be resisted and reversed by strong emotional attachments It only was possible with the incomplete version of All Fiction, when Kumagawa had to return hundred gauntlets to Ajimu.
>>195401 >She’s in the process of reinventing lawful good from first principles in the Abyss. What
>>195429 >in character And let me guess, Buffy would lose against a normal human with a gun because she doesn't kill people.
>>195117 >Not your human forms. This is the compromise I made to allow non-monster origins to purchase it at all. Nta but if you were to transform in a monster through some skill/mad science would it be usable?
>>195403 One day we'll get a Spy Family jump, and people will do all sort of things to Briar.
>>195431 >And let me guess, Buffy would lose against a normal human with a gun because she doesn't kill people. I don't Buffy but I guess she would simply punch him and disarm him? If she isn't capable of beating a guy with a gun without killing him I find it difficult to believe she could beat him at all.
>>195433 I'm surprised no one did that, considering there's so much porn for Spy Family.
>>195435 I remember that one videao of Briar riding POV, ending with her stabbing the guy at the end.
>>195400 What is this chick's personality like?
>>195422 This is actually a hard one. It’s not clear if Medaka has what it takes to kill Arcuied easily, but technically being able to offscreen the moon alone should be enough, and also Medaka is also the kind of person to make the fight as hard as possible. Arcuied has what it takes to kill Medaka but Medaka is such an out of context threat to Arcuied that Arc likely underperforms given her track record against being blindsided, and besides Arc is almost as much of a battle maniac and much more sloppy as Medaka. Medaka is provably weak to legendary heroes and the like, but Arcuied generally doesn’t use her probability/time manipulation for anything that isn’t “move shit around REAL good”. Medaka has a shitton of busted skills she should theoretically be able to instantwin with but doesn’t, and like the other guy said All Fiction isn’t actually all that. Controversial opinion: I think it ends on a stalemate. Medaka probably cannot just learn Arcuied’s shit instantly because she couldn’t learn Ihiiko’s shit, but she also has main character status so even if she forgets about the stuff she got off Ajimu she has in-universe plot armor. There is also an open question about whether Medaka could learn…something useful, even if not Arcuied’s powers directly, like the new transformation she got in the fight with Ihiiko. Arcuied probably actually can dish out enough biggatons to put Medaka in danger but Medaka should be able to move quickly enough to evade and strike back for the same reason Shiki was. And Abnormalities/Minuses probably work well on Arc because she’s never been hit by one until Nasu decides to crossover with a long-forgotten franchise. They just get into a brawl that ends inconclusively, and then because Medaka isn’t a rival for Shiki Arc decides to be friends with her. At least, if it’s endgame Medaka. Early Medaka probably does actually lose.
>>195436 This made me remember how many times Briar appeared in random fanfics that had no connection to Spy Family. I really, really do not understand why isn't there a jump for it.
>>195438 Excellent analysis.
>>195439 I suddenly remember that one Avatar fanfic.
>>195442 Important for my writing.
>>195441 >>195441 Burn the World Down, from Infonticus
>>195444 Yessir.
I only watched a few episodes of Spy X Family. Is there any desirable abilities or items in setting other than Anya's mind reading and Your's stats?
>>195446 The sheer hilarity of literally everything.
>>195437 Smug.
>>195430 >shit I don't want my realm to get destroyed by uncontrolled demon hordes >"Alright people, this is now a neutral tourist destination, you are all going to cooperate in exchange for goods and services. Here is how this is gonna work, exactly..."
>>195449 That's certainly a way to view things.
>>195446 The dog's ability to see the future, the spy dude's hypercompetence at literally everything, Yor's brother's durability, Yor's murderskills, Anya's ability to successfully bluff having the knowledge of a first grader while being a four year old with no education
>>195448 Would she be a good wife?
>>195451 Yor's sex appeal probably. No seriously, girl is wanted.
>>195235 Any others? Weird I thought we had more than 3 kingdoms
>>195453 Unless it's the Street Fighter version.
>>195452 Depends. If you somehow maneuvered her into position of service, she'll be loyal unto death. But she is very likely to kill you while you attempt it.
>>195455 We don't talk about that.
>>195438 >she also has main character status so even if she forgets about the stuff she got off Ajimu she has in-universe plot armor I disagree with using this as a strong argument, that was debated in-universe, about wether it was just Ajimu's delusion or something real.
I need a good name for a perk that let's you fuck evil people into being good.
>>195459 I can fix her? I can correct her?
>>195460 Or them I guess, if it's people.
>>195446 Spy skills Decorum and manners A spy network Kid origin Assassin stuff
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>>195421 Mythic tiers, Hierophant or Archmage would really bring it to the next level - but I hesitated taking more drawbacks. I could have thrown out Veteran or Mythic Companions, but Veteran really softens the landing while companions are the old "scaling companions are really good" meta that also kinda justifies keeping at least some people around. PoP is basically mandatory for rapid growth, particularly post-Golarion parth of the Crusade; cannot ditch that. >I am a genius! >Oh no! Eventual Mephistopheles encounter is going to be fun. Alas, I don't like Azata aesthetic too much. Aeon could have been fun if not for the baggage. Protagonist Centric Morality could compensate partially, but... Alas.
>>195460 "Correction" if you wanna lean into jap porn memes. Otherwise first suggestion is really perfect.
>>195464 Specifically, brat correction.
>>195464 Correction imply stuff like... bitchy girl you need to fuck for "ccrrection".
>>195465 >>195466 Those anons are not me, but essentially correct.
>>195428 It's done untold amounts of damage to Attack on Titan and its fans.
>>195437 Genocide.
>>195468 It's done untold amounts of damage to everything.
>>195430 She’s creating supportive succubi family units out of a desire to produce increasingly productive subjects over time, while enforcing law and order in her domain.
>>195467 But not corrected.
>>195458 >>195458 I bring this up only because plot armor semi-seriously comes up in Type-Moon too, EX rank Luck and whatnot. At the very least being an Abnormal has tangible effects on probability. Of course if we’re talking about endgame ENDGAME Medaka eventually she abandons her Abnormality altogether but also it appears adults in the Medakaverse are just obscenely strong for no reason. Certainly I’m not suggesting Medaka could win on it alone, hence why I think early Medaka loses.
>>195428 Imagine a timeline where the Black Knights DIDN'T believe when the leader of their sworn enemies showed them a doctored tape saying that their leader who was delivering them victory on a platter actually had evil wizard powers and needed to be stopped.
>>195438 >then because Medaka isn’t a rival for Shiki Arc decides to be friends with her. I mean, even if she was, that wouldn’t stop Arc.
>>195474 Ugh, don't remind me.
>Absolute Love - Your Geass manifests the power of "Absolute Love” which forces anyone you make eye contact with to fall deeply in love with you, what this means varies by the affected persons in question. The effects of this Geass wears off if you ever lose it for whatever reason. You can elect to revert the effects of this Geass on anyone affected by it like with Absolute Obedience. I feel like this would go over incredibly well when used on C's World.
>>195476 HE REMEMBER WHEN OHGI GOT EVERYONE ON BOARD WITH BETRAYAL SO HE COULD KEEP SECRETLY FUCKING A BRITANIAN SOLDIER HE STARTED HAVING SEX WITH WHILE SHE WAS AMNESIAC AND WHO WAS NOW USING HIM TO GET BACK AT ZERO
>>195474 It's called Super Robot Wars Z.
>>195477 >The effects of this Geass wears off if you ever lose it for whatever reason. The most important part. If it's cancelled, it's bad.
>>195478 God, what even the fuck was that!
>>195481 Classic Ohgi moment.
>>195469 Sad. I was trying to hook her up with Lucifer but she sounds more like Adam's kind of girl
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>>195463 >>I am a genius! TBH I don't think Nocticula would really genuinely fail to realize that she is in a lot of trouble when a smiling angel with a smoking Bolt of Justice gonna give her "Why I shouldn't wipe you out of existence, twenty words or less" ultimatum. Particularly if half of the Alushinyrra is already burning. But with that roll - she is explicitly not immune to anxiety-induced mistakes, somewhat prone to acting out and set in her ways. "How uncouth. Angels are really... blah blah blah... I lady of shadows, provide a valuable service, blah blah, neutrality, planar war, blah blah..." and then whoops, she is over the wordcount, and still yet to clearly present a reason. Ded.
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>>195473 Oh, yes, for sure abnormals are super-lucky and minus are unlucky. >>195474 The leader famous for being expert at defeating the opponent through diplomacy. Screw Ohgi.
>>195472 le sigh "UWOOOOOOH THESE SMARTY PANTS SMUG ANONS 💢💢💢 "
>>195480 I think that was just to note if you ever sacrifice the geass for a code or what not because the geass canceller would also apply to every other geass, enough to spam Lelouch's geass multiple times on the same person iirc, and they don't have that mention.
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Reminder to preemptively cuck Ohgi by finding Villetta first and claiming her for yourself.
>>195489 >Viletta No thanks.
>>195489 Aside from the picture, who is Villetta and why?
>>195489 CLAMP's artstyle isn't the best (especially for sex appeal but also in terms of general aesthetic). It's not as bad as One Piece, but it is a notable demerit.
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If only the Black Knights had been loyal like this motherfucker.
>>194674 Was this ever intended for the drive?
>>195494 The anon who made it made it as a shitpost and specifically said it wasn't for the drive
>>195489 I find her and throw her into the ocean. >>195491 Basically evil colonial megabitch whose superior gets convicted of treason and she's desperately trying to advance, but gets wrecked by Zero and becomes amnesiac. The nominal 'leader' of the rebels finds her and nurses her back to health and she becomes his housewife, but eventually recovers her memories and betrays him only to later hook up with him again while also telling him not to trust his boss.
>>195491 Nta, Viletta is a character from Code geass, the britanian soldier anon mentioned>>195478 here. She's part of the racist, militaristic britannian empire, early on she's almost killed and get an amnesia, Ohgi (the ex-leader of the rebels) find her and discover she knew something of his boss, the misterious new leader of the rebels (and protagonist) and nurses her back to health, trying to use her to discover informations, much later she recover her memories and try to kill him, while both got feelings, and even later she convinces him to stand with the britannian prince their opponent in defaming the protagonist and betraying him.
>>195496 >>195497 A very confusing situation. How is she as a housewife?
>>195498 Wife.
>>195498 We don't have a lot of details, at the very least she managed to make Ohgi fall for her when having amnesia, nnormally probably she would be worse, most of all to japanese people, as she's racist.
>>195496 I tend to roll my eyes at "colonial" used as an insult these days, but Code Geass Britannia is exactly the sort of a policy people tend to imagine when using that word that way. They are just hilariously evil.
>>195491 Hot chocolate waifu from Code Geass. She's a Britannian officer that gets mindfucked and shot by Lelouch, only to be found by the undeserving Ohgi. She has a hard exterior built up from trying to advance in Britannian society via knighthood, but she's proper wife material when that shell is properly cracked. Just make her loyal to you over the empire.
>>195493 >gets told that Zero is actually a Britannian prince >gives zero shits because he's the best bet to save Japan >convinces a few of his fellows to join on the suicide mission to save Zero >nearly makes it out, gets ambushed by magical bullshit and a super prototype >tells lelouch to run and save himself, tells him that he trusts in his ability to save Japan >performs a suicide attack to try to take down the enemy a real hero, second only to orange in LOYALTY >>195501 Oh yeah, I wouldn't normally use it but it is honestly the best way to describe Britannia, especially in Japan.
>>195502 Ah, I didn't even notice it was you who posted that.
Quick question: let's say I have a Geass that makes it so that the longer I stare into a person's eyes, the more they love me-but it's slow. To go from completely neutral to "willing to die for you out of love", it takes 24 hours worth of eye contact. Upside: if the Geass is broken/removed, the feelings it created don't go away. How overpowered/logical would it be to possess such a Geass?
>>195504 Nin-nin!
>>195505 I mean, C.C.'s geass already did that. We don't get a strict time limit for it, but most of them seem to be instant. So it'd be pretty underpowered.
>>195505 It's usable to good effect, but I wouldn't say it's too overpowered, the eye contact has to be somewhat consecutive? About logical it would be kinda weird, but not too much, and much more normal than the absolute zero the jump offers, wich, if I'm not wrong, comes from nightmare of nunally which is completely different (and therefore there are not psychic geass, if I remember correctly there Rolo's is true time stop).
>>195505 That's basically C.C.'s Geass, as the other anon mentioned. And her Geass caused everyone who saw her to instantly and permanently fall madly in love with her and worship her like a goddess to the extent of being willing to die and kill for her.
>>195507 >>195508 >>195509 Huh, so this Geass would apparently be underpowered. The way I was thinking of it was that it doesn't have to be consecutive; any eye contact progresses the progress, but without eye contact it'd be sort of frozen in progress. Five minutes of eye contact add to a counter, and that counter stays even if no eye contact is had until a week later, essentially. Slow, insidious, and essentially permanent. I actually kinda like it underpowered like this-that way it almost looks natural from an outside perspective.
>>195510 Just gotta be careful of 'runaway geass', while in your case it is tolerable unlike Mao, it's still a pain in the ass. Basically if you are mentally unstable or overuse your geass it will permanently turn on. Though I'd reduce the maximum, 24hours of sustained eye contact even broken up is quite a lot.
>>195511 I was honestly fully expecting to use this Geass in the context of it being a runaway Geass-that is, on 100% of the time. Which I was counterbalancing with it taking 24 hours worth of eye contact to go from neutra to "die for you". That way five seconds here, a minute there, and at most like 99% of people will just have a slight gut feeling of "that's a nice person" rather than any genuine feelings.
Magic contracts are cool
>>195513 Yeah, they are.
>>195513 I like the ones you can make via bullshit from log horizon, they explicitly can do world breaking stuff as long as the ingredients used to make the contract are powerful or rare enough.
You get a chain, but the only thing Jumpchan gives you is the ability to make contracts with others in exchange for anything they possess. Perks are powers/talents/attributes etc you have to bargain from others, items much the same and companions are people you bargained into servitude for the remainder of your chain
>>195516 Thats just the first part of my current chain.
>>195517 (me) To add to this selling a dieing man 10 years of life for an extreme amount from my own lifespan then using that money to buy years from extremely poor people and crackheads is a viable business model.
>>195474 I still get a headache whenever I think of that scene. Fucking Ohgi spearheading it all too.
>>195516 Incredibly broken given how valuable meta knowledge is.
>>194967 Question how does Max Level interact with the Rank you purchase? Like if I buy Max Rank and a system where you can level up, is there any point in me Starting at a higher rank? Like I was just making a build and was wondering if the 400CP I invested to be S rank would even compare if I just went with the freebie E class and bought the second tier of the Max Level perk discounted.
>>195516 More than doable. Very interesting actually. Making contracts and trying to get permanent increases over time is gonna end with Jumper becoming like the Devil - doing favors in exchange for some very precious things and powers.
Is there a jump for planescape torment?
>>195523 Yes. >good ...I'd say no.
>>195389 Now you know how I feel when people talk about Fate, sadly you'll just have to deal with it.
>>195524 You're talking to Spazz who comes from reddit, it's a different standard.
>>195524 What's the problem with it?
>>195526 Every jump is bad in their own way. I don't think Planescape jump is overpowered or whacky, I just remember it being kinda lame and boring. I'll try to find it. It's been awhile.
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Which fighting types are your favourite in Pokémon? I just learnt that Blaziken's have huge hips so the thoughts come to mind.
>>195530 Its the new pokémon game good in your perspective?
>>195531 It's eh, if you put up with most over of the recent Pokémon games you'll like it well enough.
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>>195530 Ditto can be whatever you want it to be
Did our Terraria jump have access to Calamity shit?
>>195529 Nevermind, it just unfinished.
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>>195432 Sure, why not. >>195521 Rank has far more to do with the baseline power of your class, even if it does boost raw stats to an extent. Max Level is all about raw stats. More to the point, past the first tier, the power boost of Max Level is just absurd. An F rank with the second tier of Max Level could probably match an A or even S rank, and someone with the third tier of Max Level probably transcends the ranking system entirely. So imagine that kind of raw power on top of a class that already starts out crazy strong.
>>195536 >So imagine that kind of raw power on top of a class that already starts out crazy strong. ...And so is the combo with that "you trained really hard an transcended" uncapper/progression booster perk, I suppose? The 600 CP one.
>>195536 >Rank has far more to do with the baseline power of your class, even if it does boost raw stats to an extent. Max Level is all about raw stats got it so if I want a lot of powerful skills I better stick with my S rank build then. Thanks.
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>Bleach collab with Fortnight confirmed >Trademark leak confirms Spacegodzilla will be in the new monsterverse movie >Princess bride director died This morning certainly is a rollercoaster of news
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>>195539 >This morning certainly is a rollercoaster of news Indeed.
>>195537 Limit breaker.
I'm a bit stumped on what to do for the core scenario/challenge of Insaniquarium. Obviously, the owner origin will be all about protecting the tank, and as a reward they get to keep a fish tank that continues producing absurd quantities of money. However, I feel like there should be some variety for the rewards depending on your origin. I'm not sure what the reward should be if you complete the scenario as a fish or an alien. >>195537 That won't affect how much power you get up-front, but it will allow you to continue getting stronger stupidly fast. >>195538 No prob.
>>195299 I also brought it up a few times. It's a very good manga.
>>195544 Why does this look like Dio Brando if he has a Hanma?
>>195542 >I'm a bit stumped on what to do for the core scenario/challenge of Insaniquarium. Obviously, the owner origin will be all about protecting the tank, and as a reward they get to keep a fish tank that continues producing absurd quantities of money. Actually, in all likelihood I'll make it so every origin gets a fish tank, but I still feel like I should try to think of some additional reward unique to each origin.
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>>195539 >Fortnite X [random franchise] Wow. Groundbreaking news.
>>195547 Why does it work with Fortnite but not with CoD?
>>195548 I personally think it's jarring in either context, but I'd guess it boils down to Fortnite already being cartoony as fuck while CoD is including all these eclectic and wacky crossovers in something that used to be gritty?
>>195548 Fortnite has always been a silly cartoony game so it's not that jarring to see Godzilla shooting Sukuna with a shotgun. COD is was a realistic military shooter where Nicky Minaj sticks like a sore thumb.
World at War was the peak.
>>195552 What, you don't like Modern Warfare 3b, featuring the lady with the butt implants?
>>195548 Because cod doesnt put in the effort to maake the models look good
>>195550 The fact this was posted 7 years ago is bleak.
>>195553 No, don't really like zombies either. I thought Black Ops was cool to an extent. I grew up on CoD Big Red One.
>>195557 I think I might actually make it home from this lousy war!
Taking the excuse to post the best WW2 game of all time.
>>195558 That scene shocked me. >>195559 Do we have a BIA jump? I liked that series to. I know we have a BoB jump.
>>195560 Sadly I don't think we do. You can probably just bullshit it with the handful of WW2 jumps we have. Having the cursed pistol would be a pretty cool drawback.
>>195557 Never got into CoD, personally. Closest game I played any significant amount of was Battlefield 2. The OG BF2, not Bad Company 2.
>>195561 That is true. I remember the History Channel used the vidya in a program. >>195562 Yeah I played BF2 but enjoyed a lot more 1942. Secret Weapons was wacky. https://youtu.be/KbKmhtkbjn4
I thought we had a dynasty warriors jump
>>195564 I know we have Hyrule Warriors, which is a Warriors game.
>>195563 That's not a surprise. They had a whole show that they just used Rome: Total War to show historical battles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTMllYhqQtM
>>195536 Thank you for the answer. Is there a point in buying a dungeon if you bought the ability to create dungeons? Also shouldn't there be a restriction that stops you from using the Cp gained in sections like the dungeon for other parts of the jump? Finally flaws of your system are permanent, and of so can they be removed with game master? For example will it make me more aggressive for the entire chain?
Someone posted Yor earlier, and I decided to finally give Spy X Family a watch. I have come to the conclusion that the anime is the equivalent of Japan strapping on a megaphone and screaming "MAKE BABIES RIGHT FUCKING NOW" at Japanese anime fans.
>>195567 >Is there a point in buying a dungeon if you bought the ability to create dungeons? It will take practice to obtain that level of control over your dungeons. But eventually you could figure out how to replicate any features mentioned in Private Dungeon, barring meta purchases like importing. >Also shouldn't there be a restriction that stops you from using the Cp gained in sections like the dungeon for other parts of the jump? I intended to have a line like that, but I guess I forgot. >Finally flaws of your system are permanent, and of so can they be removed with game master? Eventually yes, you can figure out how to patch those effects out of your system.
>>195545 Truly a horrifying combination.
>>195569 For compromised system, does it weaken my will power or do I retain its strength
>>195534 It allows you to use mods and modpacks with a purchase, iirc.
>>195564 Romance of the Three Kingdoms jump, actually. Also we have a Warriors Orochi jump.
Good morning frens
>>195574 Hello Skylanderman!
>>195574 G'morning.
>>195577 Tomi Jump NEVER EVER
>>195578 Movie or Manga?
>>195580 Probably more likely than the movies, then.
>>195581 The anons who was making it over extended and died even though I wanted to help him
>>195404 I have thought of it, but decided against it as many times I would need to keep hitting up the same setting on repeat. >>195411 NGL, I thought up a story plot for that. I took more than just 7 and blew all my points to Power Girl max. The plot was as a jumper, sooner or later jumper would pass by their homeworld and they would be dropped off. It started with a single Power Girl, but quickly spiraled as jumper kept traveling the DC multiverse.
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>>195571 Well, it's certainly trying to weaken your willpower. But if you're asking whether it weakens your baseline willpower upon entering the Jump, then no. You start the Jump with however much willpower you had prior.
>>195585 Oh sweet thanks, I just want clarification since, even though I know drawbacks trump perks, I still remember when some drawbacks would just make you like Shinji in terms of will power
>>195516 Sounds like my Ghost Rider chain. It is surprising what people are willing to give away.
>>195572 I can work with that. Thank you.
>>195568 Yes, but they also have to keep it sfw and make sure she stays a kissless virgin mother. Otherwise the fans will freak out.
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>>195568 >"MAKE BABIES RIGHT FUCKING NOW" Yes.
The brain does not develop fully until 25. If you got a waifu before then you are PEDOPHILE. FULL STOP. NO CAP.
>>195591 Those 5000+ year old loli vampres are grooming those poor young 16 year old Japanese high school students and it is gross.
>>195591 Zoomers are diseased in the mind and must be beaten with corn feed sacks weighted with sand.
>>195591 >If a 16 year old fucks a 16 year old, it counts as pedo and both go to jail.
>>195568 I would give her everything till the last drop would come out of me and i'd be a withered husk. I really need to get around to watching the anime but i'm tentatively scared off from it since it's focused on her growing romance with Yor which would bum me out, plus i've heard her brother is a huge siscon.
>>195281 Early Chain is Pokemon, The Chronicles of Amber, Jackie Chan Adventures, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Stardew Valley, Spice & Wolf, and Harvest Moon. Unlikely to be taken out by a sniper in Pokemon, even less likely that someone would want to. In Amber, there ARE people who might want to do that, but I spend a lot of time in shadows where Gunpowder isn't going to work, and they've got to come at me more directly. Jackie-chan adventures I'm somewhat protected by Tone, and then the rest of them, I'm just out there learning to garden and farm. Then I'm off to the Cosmere, and by the time I hit Mistborn (3rd stop in the cosmere), and start compounding Gold for health, a bullet to the head isn't enough to kill me if I've got a charge in my Goldmind.
>>195593 I see the above statement come more from boomers and genz.
>>195596 Chronicles of Amber is early chain?
>>195597 It's especially funny because the old marriage statistics predicted a 7 year age gap for many years, higher not being unusual either. Boomers not punch down challenge: truly impossible.
>>195584 She's hurting Mario, so she's automatically a shit waifu.
>>195463 >Mythic tiers, Hierophant or Archmage would really bring it to the next level - but I hesitated taking more drawbacks. Understandable, I haven’t tried making such a build so I’m not sure I’d be able to pull it off. >I could have thrown out Veteran or Mythic Companions, but Veteran really softens the landing while companions are the old "scaling companions are really good" meta that also kinda justifies keeping at least some people around. PoP is basically mandatory for rapid growth, particularly post-Golarion parth of the Crusade; cannot ditch that. I might be able to let Veteran or Mythic Companions slide, Veteran would make the early game harder but having Legendary from the start would speed up growth, and Mythic Companions because I’m not sure how willing they would be to follow me when I start going full Doomguy. >Eventual Mephistopheles encounter is going to be fun. Reminder that Areelu can summon Mephistopheles, so kill him once and get her to call him back for the finisher. >>195484 A classic mistake for manipulators. Trying to talk their way out of a situation when they should have just run away earlier.
Hopefully the final "I finally got a break" update, my RL project crunch is almost complete, so I should be finally able to work on jumps again soon.
>>195569 >I intended to have a line like that, but I guess I forgot. As much as I want to be lazy, this is a pretty glaring oversight I should probably fix right away. I'll update the version in the drive to specify.
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>>195591 My waifu have way over 25 years/
>>195604 Give me your to 10/25/50/100 hags to pick up during a chain.
>>195606 A ten-year jump length means all waifus will be hags within 2-3 jumps.
>>195606 Give me a moment to find the list
>>195598 Yeah. It's not the safest setting, but I'll be of lesser importance, and know enough about what's going on to stay safe. Most importantly, it's a keystone to my gaining power and proficiency that I'll need for other stops along the way. I'm taking the Shadow Dweller background, but through taking Constitution of a Prince, and Shapeshifter, my legacy has ties back to both Chaos and Amber, in a far lesser fashion than Merlin has. My Paternal Grandmother is a shadow of Florimel, who has claimed the name she used while on earth, Evelyn. (said shadow being cast due to her long tenure on Earth) My Maternal Grandfather was a Lord of Chaos scouting a way forward towards Amber prior to the Black Road. The shapeshifting nature of my chaosite blood manifests as being able to take the form of a Wolf and a Werewolf. I draw my power from the Broken Pattern, as I am too uncertain of how the pattern will interpret my heritage to walk it directly, and I have no access to the Logrus. But since the flaw in the broken pattern IS the intrusion of chaos, I have learned to work WITH the break not as an imperfection, but as a conduit to chaos. My time there is spent mostly learning how my powers all work, and dealing with my antagonistic lover, a rival who turns out to be my shadow self, and how to come to terms with the 'flaw' in my Broken Patten Image. the thematic ties of Chaos and Order, Logrus and Pattern will extend into my time in the cosmere, and their similarities to the Shards of Adonalsium encountered there (with particular affinity to Ruin and Preservation in Mistborn) as well as to my time in various iterations of Sailor Moon where they parallel Sailor Moon's own Chaos and the force behind the Silver Crystal/Lambda Power. My desire is also to shift away from acquiring novel powers after I make my way through the Cosmere and Sailor Moon, and some of the works I consider cosmere-adjacent or cosmere-compatible, and more into items, followers, properties and companons thereafter.
>>195607 What kind of pleb allows their waifus to just continue aging away? I mean, even if you don't use your acquired power to lock their age in where they are, you're not resetting their age along with your own at the start of a jump?
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>>195568 It’s quite obvious, but given the state of the world this won’t happen >>195591 But what if they can’t age!?!?
>>195594 I do remember a court cast of a 1 year old male that had to register as a sex offender because he took pictures of himself. The court tried his as the defendant and plaintive.
>>195610 Under that logic, all hag waifus would stop being hags the moment you import them into a setting that takes place in high school.
>>195574 Hey sorry to pester you again. More a continuation of the last question. Is there anyway to create not-necessarily official duel monster cards but ones with the same properties as the official duel monsters game? That is to say with supernatural properties and duel spirits and all that? Similarly if we took the JumperCorp item could our company have been a co-developer of Duel Monsters and thus be able to officially create cards or have shared information on Industrial Illusions methodology?
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Fun little reminder.
>>195613 And this is actually how you recruit several hags with the promise of eternal youth,.
>>195612 Fanz Kafka plot.
>>195613 I mean, I think you have the choice whether to re-clock their ages or not. But regardless of whether you want to keep them as Hags, or whether you want to keep them as jailbait, I still think the superior option is to pause their aging entirely, and leave them as you found them. None of my wives are aging unless they really want to.
>>195612 me >cast of a 16 year old male *
>>195591 Apparently that's a flawed representation of the study which didn't actually sample anyone over the age of 25, which is a bummer as I was using that as part of my moral compass for a while.
>>195612 ...yeah, I'm going to doubt that. That sounds more like some dumb AI-generated story than an actual one, and I would think that kind of crap would be easy to find if true.
>>195620 >Normoid who can't spin an apple in their head uses 'expert opinions' to decide their worldview for them Checks out.
>>195621 I messed up, the kid was 16 and was suppose to be part of a zero tolerance program.
>>195618 >I think you have the choice whether to re-clock their ages or not Say that you have a companion that was middle-aged at the end of the last jump, and then import them into a High-School Student origin. How would that work if you don't reset their age?
>>195623 Ah, makes more sense.
>>195623 Zero tolerance program for what? Having working hormone production and trying to pull girls his age?
>>195614 AFAIK the cards themselves do not have supernatural properties, per se. It is more what the cards represent that enables them to function as they do. Even something like The Seal of Orichalcos is actually Orichalcos fragments doing the work. Yes, the point of the perk is that if you are basing your game off existing mystic phenomena the game can call forth that phenomena. >Similarly if we took the JumperCorp item could our company have been a co-developer of Duel Monsters and thus be able to officially create cards or have shared information on Industrial Illusions methodology? No, but you could manually enter into such a partnership once the jump starts if you can swing it.
>>195591 I think if the government can sign 18 year old men up for the draft then 18 year old women can figure out if they should fuck or not.
>>195626 It was like a decade ago at this point. There was a local politician trying to cut down on pedo in his area and the teen became a target because he did technically have nude pictures of an underaged minor. IIRC there was a lot out outrage by parents screaming that he was just an innocent kid and the courts should have no right to drag his face and name on tv for being a teen.
>>195629 If we were a real country a local militia would politely knock on the court doors and go "No, actually. Please fuck off or we will kill you"
>>195612 The fuck type of kangaroo court?
>>195624 The way I play it at least, I have several options. 1: I can choose to match their age with mine, either 1:1, or proportionally. If I started at 10 years old in the jump where I met them, and they were 14, then I can choose to have them stay My Age + 4 years on import. OR I can choose to have them match my age for that jump. 2: I can choose to have them imported into a jump as the age they were at the start of the jump I took them from, regardless of what age I choose. If they were 20 when I took them, and I'm 55 in this jump, they can still be 20. 3: I can choose to set their age to anything the import allows for. 4: I can choose to let them Drop In, and continue from the age they were the last time they were in a jump. 5: I don't actually have to make these choices very often, because I have magical means of rendering them unaging, and so pretty much all of them are locked in at the age at which I companioned them.
>>195631 I messed up the age. and didn't type the 6. He was 16,
>>195633 That's still kangaroo court.
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Chain butt you start in a Naruto jump of your choice as Sakura's big booty femboy twin brother You can also have a hentai level dong and you have to post your build and plan of what you'll do there.
>>195635 I'm not normally a "please beat off before posting" kind of guy but please.
Been listening to a few Mili songs again (absolutely amazing music) which made me reread the LIbrary of Ruina jump. And honestly, the setting seems shit, the powers seem shit, and the people seem shit. I sort of want to go there, but there really is no reason to ever go there.
>>195635 But you mean Val jump or any jump based on Naruto? If not only Val version I would go with Otsutsuki reddit jump.
>>195638 >you start in a Naruto jump of your choice
>>195639 I'm blind then.
>>195635 Anon, please wank before joining the thread.
>>195615 As someone who somewhat studied the court case that got the age of consent raised to 18, IIFC, it was mostly guys in their 20s fucking roughly 15 year olds / a 7 year age gap at most. Objectively, the age of consent is still 16 in the majority of America. Without the sheer societal taboo that now exist, almost nothing would have changed. It's like that one province in Japan where it was 13, but people don't really do that.
>>195636 >>195641 Containing my seed gives me superpowers other people don't possess. Right now I'm using my virgin power to win at League of Legends. But if my calculations are correct, soon my nut sack will be a time machine. ♪ I'm tryna fuck with dinosaurs ♪
>>195635 Guess I'm fucking my sister then.
>>195643 >Jerk off too much prostate cancer >Don't jerk off enough prostate cancer You lose either way
>>195635 Shadow Mirror Body Changing Method says fuck youuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!
>>195644 Which QQ jump would be best to combine with Naruto so that Sakura would be willing to fuck her brother?
>>195648 Who said anything about her consent being required?
>>195642 Nta, but I live in Germany where the age of consent is 14-16, and while it's definitely taboo and you're considered a weirdo if you go after kids that young, it's definitely something that happens a lot. Like pretty much every girl you talk to will have some story of older guys at that age creeping on her or even have friends who have had relations at that age. And I personally have met guys who did it and they're typically the biggest losers you could imagine.
>>195649 The post you replied too.
>>195649 Consent is more fun for lasting relations.
>>195647 Is that where you use transformation jutsu and shadow clone jutsu to fuck your clone who is taking the form of someone else?
>>195651 I mean, you wanted to know my plan. Her consent is entirely optional for me. It's kinky if she wants it, so I don't object to it, but finishing inside is all the sweeter when they beg you not to. None of the qq jumps I use really fit it, and none of what I take is really oriented towards your goal there, so, I got nothin.
>>195648 merry marry?
>>195654 I'm not the anon who asked you that question initially, just responding to your response to him but he also never asked for your plan.
>>195656 Well, I've no idea which anon is which, but the initial post absolutely asks what our plan would be. Shame on me for assuming the anon interested was the initial horny poster.
>>195635 How many genius perks would you wager I need to take in order to become hokage by age ten?
>>195650 I imagine, but European sexual is not American sexual. I assume all Euros are weirder than us in that regard.
>>195659 Americans are just weird about sex across the board.
>>195606 >>195608 >Rangiku, Yoruichi, Kuukaku, Harribel, Senjumaru (Bleach) >Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers) >Nyotengu (DoA) >Eliza (Tekken) >Ivy Valentine, Sophitia (Soul Calibur) >Chun-li, Juri Han (Street Fighter) >Galleon, Fediel (GranBlue Fantasy) >Rhea, Loki, Titania (Fire Emblem) >Tyrande, Alextrasza (Warcraft) >Cogita, Lusamine, Cynthia, Melony (Pokemon) >Lucoa (Dragon Maid) >Xianyun, Raiden Shogun (Genshin Impact) >Ahri (League of Legends) >Tsunade (Naruto) >Blaze, Ho'olheyak, Degenbrecher, Zofia, Coldshoot, Nian sisters (Arknights) someday >Baiken, Giovanna (Guilty Gear) someday
>>195660 Americans live in a land where they are flooded with sexual images, but a society demanding they be Puritans. In Europe tits are just tits. In America tits are some fat ugly woman claiming she is a 10/10 and how dare you look at her.
>>195645 How come (((scientists))) haven't done something actually useful and determined the right amount of gooning required to avoid prostate cancer
>>195662 It's either that or americans will fuck everything under the sun but seeing a woman that isn't an uggo in their media freaks them our. Being a country formed by people who were kicked out of europe for being too religious (somehow) might be partially responsible.
>>195622 This doesn't really feel that insulting.
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>>195645 >Jerk off too much >prostate cancer First I'm hearing this. I've been hearing the opposite most of the time.
I'm somewhat confused about what this even does. I guess if you have mana you can talk to everyon else who has many and try to mindbreak them or something?
>>195669 It automatically warps the minds of other people that share a power source to better serve your goals.
>>195645 And yet anal reduces the risk of prostate cancer
>>195669 Makes it so you can warp the minds of vulnerable people with a power source similar in nature to yours so they work in favor of your goals.
>>195668 Not enough and stuff builds up and damages the prostate. Too much and you are working it in overtime and damages it from that extra work. >>195664 Too much social media and the govt poisoning the food to make people fat and dumb. There is a reason why food in the USA are illegal in a lot of other nations.
>>195574 Morning, WoL.
>>195670 >>195672 Alright, thanks. So it's just shitty mind control. I tried my best, but there really doesn't seem to be anything worth subjecting myself to 10 years of this setting for. I shall just continue listening to Mili songs.
>>195642 Bröther, I was making a joke.
>>195676 I know. I just don't like missing chances to be proactive.
>>195677 Then you should visit the Cream jump. I hear it's good for that.
>>195675 It's actually really good mind control, since it's an entirely automatic, entirely passive, and extremely wide-ranged ability that'll ensure others work towards your own goals. You could reasonably pick that up and go to basically any setting with a wide variety of superpowered people and have them just achieve your ever goal without you having to lift a finger. Personally, I think the room-sized EGO option is worth going to that setting for. Fucker's just a pocket dimension with whatever powers you want. The time manipulation technology there's rather nice too. It'll let you set up timeloops so you can't ever lose a fight, areas of accelerated time to finish your goals really quickly, and resurrect people by rewinding them until they're healthy.
>>195669 What jump?
>>195661 >Blaze, Ho'olheyak, Degenbrecher, Zofia, Coldshoot, Nian sisters (Arknights) Zofia is only a hag mentally. I don't think she is even on her 30s. Also, Logos' mom, Kaltsit, Theresa, Qalaisa, I think saria and Gavial are also hags. Shining is def a hag too. And have hopes its this year.
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>>195682 You know that Stewie and Olivia (The girl he's sticking his tounge out at) have an off and on relationship where Stewie always gets left put out at the end, either cucked or dumped? Is that how you see yourself and Nyanko?
>>195675 Are you one of those guys who thinks anything short of planet-level is low-powered or just really scared of The City?
Perks to explode? Not to make explosions, but to explode myself and survive.
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>>195684 I don't know the cat man.
>>195686 You could pick up a devil fruit based around that in One Piece.
>>195686 Be any Pokemon that knows the moves Self-Destruct, Explosion, Mind Blown, or Misty Explosion.
>>195685 >It's actually really good mind control, since it's an entirely automatic, entirely passive, and extremely wide-ranged ability that'll ensure others work towards your own goals. Are you sure? It's certainly not described that way. I read around a bit and it seems like like Carmen has to specifically talk into people's ears, not even really mind controlling them. The description suggests this as well, with it seemingly only working on the already vulnerable. >>195680 Library of Ruina. >>195685 To go to a jump, at least for me, there need to be either people I like, perks I'm interested in, or some things about the setting or story I like. Here, the people are all assholes and psychos, there's not really anything great in the jump (EGO literally just turns you into a jobber, the singularities require massive suffering to do what would normally just take a genius perk, etc), and the entire setting is a shithole.
>>195689 The only version of that I know of that doesn't cause you to faint is the Hisuian Electrode one.
>>195691 That's because Legends Arceus just made all the explosive moves deal recoil damage instead, with less if you do Agile Style and more if you do Strong Style.
>>195692 Which is really weird.
Why isn't the world run by amazonian anthros who make owning at least one petgirl mandatory?
>>195694 The world isn't fair.
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>>195681 >And have hope
>>195694 Corpos bribing politicians.
>>195647 I swear, the filler arcs just have all the good shit. It's kind of hilarious because it's like canon Naruto is just boring as fuck with largely incredibly generic techniques barring a couple of standouts. Then you hit the filler and it's got all the cool and wacky shit that technically fits within Naruto's worldbuilding but is like ten times more interesting than the canonical stuff the main characters have. Like the time travel eyes. Or the not!Tenpenchii that's tattooed onto that filler girl's back. Or the technique that allows you to just casually fucking open all Eight Gates and survive. Or the Shadow Mirror Body Changing Method that permanently and physically transforms your body instead of just being a temporary transformation. Or the cool barrier Earth Release that allows you to use map scrolls to monitor and manipulate a gigantic area in real time.
>>195694 Make an anthrostate jump and it can be. (I really only know of the gay anthrostate stories that are like the ol' "state mandated girlfriend" type of thing though I've heard the straight anthrostate stories tend to be quite different so take my advice/request with a pinch of salt.)
You know, browsing through the guantlets, I forgot that we even had a Monopoly guantlet. Makes me want to make a Chess guantlet after my backlog is complete, purely for the potential Chess Queen waifu. And because somehow fucking chess doesn't have a jump over Monopoly, one of the worst board games ever. >>195698 Eh, its hit or miss. A lot of filler does have actually interesting techniques come back, but on the flip side it tends to cause characters to temporarily revert in terms of whatever character development they had. Not that there is a lot of that in Naruto
>>195699 A version of the anthrostate where the furry girls are all deeply submissive and lose to petting would be fun, but mostly that type of story is just a dystopia made less shit by a furry girl to take care of you.
>>195694 Because that is not the path speciation took. The Tree of Life has only produced but so many branches, and none of these end with the leaves you desire.
>>195700 >spoiler This will inevitably lead to 4D Chess and 1D Chess drawbacks.
>>195700 >Spoiler What about one for Shotgun King?
>>195328 The Gardener agrees.
>>195700 Wouldnt that just be like kingdom building? And I feel like you can get a chess waifu in alice in wonderland
>>195653 Nah, as >>195698 says, it's a technique to permanently change the body into a new form in contrast to a normal henge/transformation jutsu, which is inherently temporary. >>195676 >Bröther https://youtu.be/O7FIiYsVy3U?si=Z9B3Ka05Yeo6r_j3
>>195700 It used to be the money jump at one point, because the gauntlet is basically unlosable with the right set up. I think SB types wanked it further by using the edition choice to pick ones that use planets as the locations for maximum value.
How do you handle the fiat part of drawbacks? If there is a drawback that makes an enemy hate or fight you, but they are an enemy that gets redeemed in the story, can you defeat them and change their mind or will the drawback ensue that they are going to fight you to the death?
>>195702 >No seven foot tall lion girl purring as she's laid across my lap being stroked and fondled. The tree of life produced the wrong branches.
>>195709 Might depend on how it's worded. If they're just hunting you or trying to fight you, you may be able to interpret it as being able to convince them , but if the drawback explicitly says they won't stop ever then yeah you gotta kill 'em or run away for 10 years.
>>195709 Does the drawback specifically state that their hatred lasts as long as you live? If yes, they can't be redeemed.
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Which one do you think would be harder and more impressive to defeat solo, Yhwach or (stay night) Gilgamesh?
>>195713 Yhwach. We are talking about the Almighty here, which is more op compared to Gilgamesh's sight.
>>195710 To call these the "wrong" branches implies a level of purpose that the Tree of Life does not subscribe to. There is no purpose to it. No meaning. It grows where it will, not because it wills it but because it can grow no other way on its own. If you want your anthro lioness, you will have to make her yourself.
>>195700 Oh no, the actual characters and storylines are usually shit. The filler arcs are almost universally carried by somebody busting out some random technique that's way cooler than it has any right to be and that's the only thing keeping it from being agonizingly mind-numbing. It's why the "good" filler arcs are universally the ones where a lot of fighting or conflict happens and the ones where you have a cat tricycle race or some shit are all awful.
>>195703 Weird chess variants would definitely get some drawback potential. I think I know of a lot of obscure ones to add anyway. Not to mention the advent of multiversal time travel >>195704 Shotgun King also is gauntlet potential, but thats beside the point. >>195706 >Wouldnt that just be like kingdom building? No, not a gauntlet about doing kingdom building, a literal guantlet where you are playing chess. >And I feel like you can get a chess waifu in alice in wonderland Getting waifus from Alice in Wonderland is likely not a good idea for your sanity, anon. Not that getting waifus from Chess are much better. >>195708 I know. It doesn't help a lot of the drawbacks for it devolve to "the people you are playing with suck". Not to mention the drawback which makes all of your opponents major financial geniuses... which literally doesn't affect at all their ability to play Monopoly, even if you assume that they get skill as well. >>195713 Yhwach. Stay Night Gil got canonically beat by a relatively weak mage using a noble phantasm which he could have easily suppressed if he tried, Yhwach basically needed the most OP stuff in the setting to defeat.
>>195707 I would share my oats with you, bröther.
>>195713 They're both pretty easy to kill if you know what you're doing, they're both extremely dumb. I would say if you go at it with just what the jumps gives you it's gilgamesh.
>>195713 Yhwach Stay Night Gilgamesh is him at both his weakest and most cuntish but even a stronger Gil with an endless supply of mana to power his best treasures and turn up the heat on Ea would be less overpowered than the Allmighty.
>>195713 Yhwach and it's not even close. Gilgamesh is unbelievably busted on paper but his arrogance and relatively low bar to actually damage him makes him the ultimate retard glass cannon.
>>195713 I'm pretty sure Yhwach no-diffs literally every single iteration of Gilgamesh in existence. Maybe FGO Gilgamesh with full Sha Naqba Imuru wank could potentially resist Yhwach by not being insta-gibbed with The Almighty but it would only buy him enough time to really understand how bullshit Yhwach is before he gets absolutely fodderized.
>>195711 >>195712 It's a more general question, although the drawback that inspired it just said the enemy doesn't like me for some reason and is going to fight me. A related question would be, if some drawbck says you are going to die in x years due to sickness or something, but doesn't mention chainfail or other caveats can you just resurrect later on or do dozens of other things that make chainfail irrelevant? I should actually answer questions like these and encode them in my own houserules tbh.
>>195717 The skill level of your opponents is irrelevant, because you can set yourself up in jail, and force buys with your money. It is statistically near-impossible to lose with the set up, even if your opponents play optimally.
>>195722 If Gilgamesh is his Babilonia version and he's being serious he can simply use the holy grail to win. Serious Gil has a ton of tricks that while not straight up punching harder than Ea can be very difficult to oppose.
>>195723 I'd interpret the first to only protect the enemy from being fiat rewritten into not disliking you or into being unable to fight you. You can talk the enemy down or mind control them. For the second, a 1 up perk trivializes the drawback because you die then resurrect without chainfailing.
>>195723 It's worth mentioning that unless you houserule otherwise drawbacks override perks in all situations. If a drawback says a disease or curse is going to kill you in x amount of time then it's final even if you have 1-up perks.
Well, last break has ended, next time you see me, I should be back to jumpmaking, though whether that is late tomorrow or Wednesday has yet to be determined. >>195724 Yeah, a Chess Gauntlet would ideally at least force you to play chess compared to that mess.
>>195725 The Holy Grail is nowhere near powerful enough to kill Yhwach. For one, in order to not die instantly, you need the ability to avoid being killed by Yhwach in any given future timeline (of which Yhwach can see a vast amount at any given time) out to a distance of potentially thousands of years. So Yhwach inherently knows everything you're going to do and if it's possible for him to defeat you through any potential means at all he can make it happen instantly in the present. And of course, if Gilgamesh trying to activate the Holy Grail is going to go about as well as Ichigo activating his Bankai did. And even then, unless Yhwach is deleted from every single potential future at the same time (of which, again, there are countless) he can simply revive himself from the future at any point to a potential range of thousands of years.
>>195696 Last time they appeared was like a month ago and the said it only had like a dozen or so perks left to do. And before that, they said they tried to finish it for Halloween but couldn't. So my cope is for Christmas.
>>195723 To add to this, it certainly seems like many people see drawbacks like this, since I often see builds taking drawback combinations that more or less seem like they're going to lead to certain death and then just ignoring them in their writeups, up there are any. Although it seemed more common in older builds in the archive. >>195726 >>195727 Imo, the "as written" interpretation would be that you cannot change the mind of the enemy no matter what, and you will die no matter what, but there's nothing to prevent you from resurrecting later since the death drawback said nothing about failing the chain or anything like it. But if you interpet it as "how it was intended" you can probably change the mind of the enemy after a fight or two since it was really just intended to give you a challenge, but the death drawback gives you a final death if you don't cure the illness since that was probably the intention. I guess I just have to pick one or the other.
Were there any perks that made your mere presence brighten up a setting? Or just an aura of goodness of sorts?
>>195733 Poka The Blind Girl's Misery Control?
>>195729 >The Holy Grail is nowhere near powerful enough to kill Yhwach The holy grail can change the past, wich beats Ywach, as his power only affect the future and the present. >For one, in order to not die instantly, you need the ability to avoid being killed by Yhwach in any given future Wich casually never happens any time he fights anyone, including Yamamoto, who he actually killed in the future. >And even then, unless Yhwach is deleted from every single potential future at the same time (of which, again, there are countless) he can simply revive himself from the future at any point to a potential range of thousands of years. He had to wait for thousands for years, it wasn't a choice like you're implying, his self-resurrection has obvious unstated limits. Generally you can't take seriously everything Ywhach (or most characters in Bleach) say, else the story would stop making sense.
What semblance do you think would fit well a companion who's a cat faunus?
>>195736 Making other people go into heat.
>>195736 Aura claws
How do you deal with your heroics giving you no rewards or recognition?
>>195739 By not expecting a reward or recognition from being a hero?
>>195739 Rape.
>>195739 Depends, spme settomg I feel I will need to leverage an heroic reputation and ensure it spreads, else who cares.
>>195735 1. Changing the past doesn't fully counter The Almighty. We see this with Book of the End, which has the power to retroactively control the timeline of anything cut by it. While it stymied The Almighty for a moment, it only undid its effects temporarily and made it slightly harder for Yhwach to affect the target since it involved creating an entire timeline from scratch and it took Yhwach a second to realize what had happened and to "see" that new timeline. 2) This is how he kills Ichibe and later how he breaks Ichigo's Bankai. He didn't have The Almighty when he fought Yamamoto. 3) He literally resurrects himself after being killed by appearing from the future during the battle with Ichigo.
The Allmighty vs Gold Experience Requiem, who wins?
>>195744 The Almighty already beat Orihime once, it can do it again.
Looks: 1d100 = 15 Personality: 1d100 = 2 Brains: 1d100 = 29 Checking something, trying to see how good the local courtesans are or if I should move to the next city. Maybe conquer the next city.
>>195748 Oh god they are literal animals
>>195748 Holy shit, face got smashed by a frying pan, they insult you with every word accidentally, and they have below room temp iq.
>>195713 Yhwach by like a full order of magnitude. Gilgamesh has never necessitated all the most broken shit in the setting jumping him at once to beat. >>195744 GER. Retroactive effects are a big weakness of the Almighty.
>>195743 >Changing the past doesn't fully counter The Almighty. We see this with Book of the End, which has the power to retroactively control the timeline of anything cut by it. While it stymied The Almighty for a moment, it only undid its effects temporarily and made it slightly harder for Yhwach to affect the target since it involved creating an entire timeline from scratch and it took Yhwach a second to realize what had happened and to "see" that new timeline. No, book of the end was a power the almighty couldn't interact with, after using it he could change the things that happened, but he can't disrupt effects wich exist only in the past, so if you wosh to a grail he died yesterday he will. >This is how he kills Ichibe No, he uses the almoghty to neutralize shirafude ichimonji and the later attack, he simply blasted Ichibe >and later how he breaks Ichigo's Bankai. I know, I'm just saying that he never straoght up kills anyone skipping the fight, or does tons of other things that would ensure his victory >He didn't have The Almighty when he fought Yamamoto. I'm talking about their past fight >He literally resurrects himself after being killed by appearing from the future during the battle with Ichigo. After eating the soul king. I don't know wether that was the reason he could instantly resurrect or any other but there's clearly a limit, considering he didn't resurrect more quickly when killed the first time. Again Yhwach general statements must be taken with a grain of salt, else the story breaks AND he's a retard magnitudes of time bigger than gil. I won't be able to answer for the next hour and a half, will do after that.
>>195751 Personally, and this is my pure headcanon that I will openly admit might not be true, but I've always assumed that it had less to do with Book of the End being retroactive and more due to it being a Fullbring. We see with Mimihagi that The Almighty itself inherently can't see other pieces of the Soul King or their effects. Well, Tsukishima is a Fullbring and his powers originate from bearing a piece of the Soul King. So it follows that the reason Yhwach didn't just see Tsukishima undoing the effect of The Almighty with Book of the End and preventing it from happening preemptively, given that while it affects the past it occurs in the future which is Yhwach's domain, was because Tsukishima was a Fullbringer. In theory, all Fullbring powers are invisible to The Almighty by nature. Which is presumably also why Yhwach was slightly surprised that Ichigo and friends ended up in the Soul Palace so quickly: they used Yukio and Riruka's powers to get there. Which are Fullbring powers and thus are also invisible to The Almighty.
>>195733 You are my mission.+Anthropic Universe from Call of Duty Infinite Warfare. Symbol of Hope, A Masterpiece Gone Wrong, and To Be Continued from DC Comics Collab. Bloody-Handed Menace and Keystone of Creation from Nobilis with an appropriately positive estate. >>195736 Personal gravity manipulation, summoning coins, or a sonic scream.
>>195690 >Are you sure? It's certainly not described that way. I read around a bit and it seems like like Carmen has to specifically talk into people's ears, not even really mind controlling them. The description suggests this as well, with it seemingly only working on the already vulnerable. I'm pretty sure it IS supposed to be automatic and long-ranged, yeah. Since, you know, the base version of the perk lets you corrupt and distort people by directly talking to them and it'd be weird if the capstone boosted version of the perk doesn't have any difference from it's base version. Also, the perk specifically says that it's your Power that's whispering to people, not that it's something you have to actively do. Presumeably it's just a way to give you Carmen's ability to corrupt people on an incredibly vast scale without also including the omniscience she's gained by being reduced to a shapeless omnipresent force. ... Also, I went back through the archives to find out if the authors of the jump ever clarified what it did, and while I didn't find a clarification, I found a few different builds that treated it like that
>>195750 Im going to have to conquer this city on principle. Burn it down. Only way to be sure.
>>195736 One Idea I had for a really potent one was a multiple lives semblance, as in if your Aura breaks it immediately recovers a certain amount of times per day(like how Cats in folklore have 6-9 lives), so you'd essentially have over half a dozen health bars compared to everyone who only has one. Maybe using a life also heals all injuries/restores you to peak condition.
>>195748 Don't worry anon, I will roll for the next city for you Looks: 1d100 = 5 Personality: /roll {1d100} Brains: 1d100 = 86
>>195758 Let's try that personality again 1d100 = 44
>>195758 No no its fine. This place is obviously cursed.
>>195739 A thing about jumper on the hero chain is most people just thinks jumper is the weird guy that boasts about how great he is. They all think he is just magical Booster Gold. But jumper is running around the world an sealing off old tombs, alters and cursed artifacts. He acts as a warden for all the things man was not meant to what-not with.
>>195736 Instant reaction time. Cats are already lile 5 times faster than human. If they were even 1 more times faster, they would be instant. https://youtu.be/9RE0yHwb2oM?si=tBTzQK4J-Qe5nQvi
>>195758 Man, at this point I'm just wondering if this is genuinely cursed like the other anon said. Hang on, let me give it a shot: Looks: 1d100 = 98 Personality: 1d100 = 61 Brains: 1d100 = 83
>>195739 The true reward is the loot from the villain's base you gathered along the way.
>>195763 This guy found red light paradise.
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>>195717 >I know. It doesn't help a lot of the drawbacks for it devolve to "the people you are playing with suck". Not to mention the drawback which makes all of your opponents major financial geniuses... which literally doesn't affect at all their ability to play Monopoly, even if you assume that they get skill as well. For me, the funniest part about the Monopoly gauntlet is a question I asked years ago. >https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/39749626/#39751804 >So, why would you take Winning When You Lose in the monopoly jump? Collecting rents while in jail is already in the rules. >Like a LOT of other people I didn't even know that was really a thing. >I feel dumb now.
It's kinda sad that I can't get into a proper sword fight in Dawn of the Jedi due to Madog steel faltering against Forcesabers.
>>195767 Learn Sith Alchemy.
>>195768 The Sith don't exist yet.
>>195769 Then innovate sith alchemy as a subject.
>>195765 >impossibly hot >okay-ish/decent personalities >smart Better than I expected I'd get, truth be told. >>195767 Forge lightside versions of the Forcesabers. They had to exist eventually, given the Lightsiders won the civil war later on.
>>195763 The reality is that these people deliberately keep the ones from the other two districts nearby to make themselves look better.
>>195767 If i remember, there's a method to forge katanas that can fight against lightsabers by meditating with a katana and a kyber crystal together until the two merge. It is a technique from the dawn of the jedi era too.
>>195770 I only have a few weeks before plot happens, that is not nearly enough time. Also, they'd toss my ass to Bogan for going that hard into the Dark Side for that. >>195771 I mean, I could POTENTIALLY do that, but then they'd toss my ass to Ashla. The Je'daii are very balance-focused. I'm going to have to reverse-engineer a regular fucking lightsaber from a Forcesaber in a few weeks, using only my average Force skill, and good blacksmithing knowledge.
>>195767 It's entirely possible to use the force to strength mundane materials until they can fend off lightsabers https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Force_weapon https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Imbue_item
Any good early Jumps for a phantom thief / treasure hunter Jumper?
>>195777 Persona 5.
>>195777 indiana jones and generic heist
>>195780 >Skyrimanon's jump doesn't even let you purchase one, just the basic Madog steel sword Also, why would they switch if it worked fine like that? The swords lost when fighting Forcesaber users, which was the whole reason the Je'Daii switched.
>>195660 Extreme social dissolution makes us terrified of predators of all kinds, we rationalize it being about political buzzwords but really it's just that no matter how rich or influential you are over here you're still fundamentally some asshole in a trailer trying not to end up starring in a horror movie.
>>195782 >Force-imbued sword >The practices and techniques that the Tythonian Je'daii used to create Force-imbued blades were carried down and practiced by the Legions of Lettow at the Legionnaire Academy.[1] >An initiate would select a bar of high-carbon metal, typically durasteel (though later almost exclusively the nigh unbreakable and extremely durable Madog steel produced by famed metallurgist Tem Madog), and would hammer the bar into a blade; as it was forged, the Force was channeled into the blade, altering the molecular structure of the metal into a reinforced lattice. This lattice both hardened the blade and sharpened the edge, as well as prepared the blade for the next step.[1] >Madog Steel >Madog steel was a highly durable and nearly unbreakable[2] grade of durasteel[1] crafted by the Je'daii Temple Master of Vur Tepe Tem Madog and used as the primary component in a Je'daii's Force-imbued blade.[2] It was thought indestructible until the Force Hound Xesh used his Forcesaber to break the Madog steel blades of Sek'nos Rath and Hawk Ryo in his duel between the three Je'daii Journeyers that encountered him.[1]
>>195774 Iirc it was mainly used on staffs
What's the least retarded faction to support in Alpha Centauri? They've all got some obvious flaws.
>>195784 Yes? >It was thought indestructible until the Force Hound Xesh used his Forcesaber to break the Madog steel blades of Sek'nos Rath and Hawk Ryo in his duel between the three Je'daii Journeyers that encountered him Therefore the swords wouldn't work, which is my whole issue.
>>195686 Unleash the Storm from GURPS Technomancer to be the nuke.
>>195786 Peacekeeping Force.
>>195787 I'll again suggest recreating the Force Weapon power.
>>195787 >Yes? >Skyrimanon's jump doesn't even let you purchase one, just the basic Madog steel sword >Also, why would they switch if it worked fine like that? I'm saying it's same fucking sword, no comment on whatever else you think you're saying.
>>195777 >Archie Sonic Universe >Tomb Raider >Sly Cooper >The Mummy Trilogy
>>195786 Probably the Gaians? Thanks to how mind worms and the growing world consciousness works they are arguably correct about a lot of things and basically the only faction likely to survivor long term without needing to completely eradicate all native life on the planet.
>>195791 I don't understand what you're saying either.
>>195794 I think he thinks that the Madog Sword being an ingredient used in making a Force-Imbued Sword means a Madog Sword IS a Force-Imbued Sword.
>>195686 Self-Detonation from Avengers EMH. Colossus Titan from Attack on Titan, technically.
>>195794 Then perish.
>>195796 Self-Explosion must be second most shitty power out there besides super hearing, which is first.
>>195798 What about the mutant who cannot be remembered once you look awat from him? Hes been there the entire time
>>195799 You're right, that power is even worse.
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If you had genetic engineering advanced enough to create pokemon from scratch, how much could you sell them for? How much should you sell them for? Ignore the political ramifications, you also have an unlimited supply of P-Zombie children to bride the elites into towing the line.
>>195800 Iirc he died saving someone from an energy forcefeild around the xmen school, he got a girl who was stuck in it out but she looked away and forgot him so he had nobody to save him. His corpse is still there but nobody remembers it.
>>195801 >could Anything you want >would Free for the wild and breaking the laws of nature
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>>195800 Nonsense, that power is excellent for rape.
Stupid question for a future update which isn't even the jump I'm behind on, but I've got a new OC idea for God Slaying Blade Works. Tanya as a Campione.
>Shall I compare the to a summer's day? No a summer's day isn't a bitch.
>>195805 I personally prefer SEP fields for that.
>>195806 As long as you make her not a shorty and with a bunch of Christian saints as waifus/fuckboys.
>>195801 >implying the elites would be satisfied with P-Zombies You underestimate their sheer evil.
>>195809 >not a shorty Being a bratty midget is like 50% of Tanya's character.
>>195801 Where can I get the ability to make P-Zombies.
>>195512 People are gonna notice the weird bird thing in your eye, though.
>>195806 Personally I like to take her as a Valkyrie and then she helps me hunt down more gods.
>>195777 Dishonored, a mark bearer becoming that would probably be a nice refresher for the Outsider
>>195812 Infamous as a Video Conduit.
>>195810 You don't tell them they're P-Zombies obviously. What makes them P-Zombies is their outward appearance of being people.
>>195798 super hearing would be amazingly useful though. >>195806 Sounds neat. What would her authority / authorities be?
>>195811 >Being a malnourished child solder is 50% of Tanya’s character Yes, and? I want booba.
>>195814 Also a potential idea. >>195818 The obvious one would be that for killing Being X, she gets an Authority grade version of her Type 95.
>>195806 But small loli one or mature one?
>>195821 Not 100% sure, I'd prefer to age her up at least a bit but people say I do that too much.
>>195818 If your super-sensory power isn't a xray vision that lets you see people naked it's a horrible power. We are talking here about sensory overload, hearing flies rub their hands and other horrible sounds. In fact, super smell is even worse since you would smell the ass of everyone near you like a dog. But to think about it, some people would find that great.
>>195822 NTA, but an aged up Tanya would be a no from me, but it's your Jump.
>>195824 I think I might just leave her as being from vaguely after the war, leaving it up to you whether you're getting Tanya right after the war (still lolinya), a few years later (teenage Tanya), or a long while after (adult tanya).
>>195812 >Demonic Infusion:...After capturing a demon close to your equal, you began studying it, and have discovered the intricacies of demonic physiology. Combined with your knowledge of biology, you've devised a way of turning humans into part-demon aberrations through extensive reconstructive surgery. While general enhancements are easy, you still need intimate knowledge of a particular race in order to recreate specific traits. Additionally, a well preserved sample of their body must be used in order to kick-start the mystical side of your subject's abilities. As a small bonus, you had a happy little accident during one of your earlier tests, and have discovered how to cleanly and easily remove this pesky little thing called "free will" in your subjects... From SMT
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>>195825 Leaving aside a potential type 95 authority war & logistics authority? Something that gives her greater insight and intuition in battle and the flow of war and how best to prosecute it, becoming more powerful the more war crimes she's willing to commit?
>>195825 That'd work for me.
Looks like James Cameron made another banger. Avatar 3 will make gorillions.
>>195827 An Authority for divine military tactics and strategy could be an interesting one.
>>195829 Did anyone even care for Avatar 2?
>>195831 No. Still made a billion.
>>195829 Never saw 2, and won't bother with 3, 4, 5, etc, ether.
>>195530 Hitmonlee Toxicroak Marshadow >>195620 Sort of, your brain does finish 'growing' sometime in your 20s or even 30s. But it is constantly changing as you grow. Also hilariously enough despite how often it gets repeated there isn't a strong link between brain maturation and things like behavior. Reckless idiots continue to be reckless idiots at any age.
>>195819 B-based!
>>195829 People just wanna fuck blue chicks. If a faithful Mass Effect movie were made, it would be the tops.
>>195836 >faithful KEK. But i agree with you. Avatar 3 is going to have a genocidal na'vi waifu, which would be great news if Avatar porn existed in the first place.
>>195832 That doesn't mean much anymore when almost all movies do that by default
>>195838 All movies are literally flopping right now. Only Zootopia and japanese anime movies made money recently.
>>195838 Most movies bomb
>>195635 can I wait until my boruto jump is done
>>195801 the fuck is a p-zombie?
I liked the HFY quest where the super soldier protagonist was smashing Na'vi poon on the side while he fought the Star Wars Galactic Republic breakaway terrorists who were arming the Na'vi with modern weapons to fight off colonialism. It was a curbstomp.
>>195841 Really? When you can post a wip?
>>195834 What, did people there was a link in the first place? When there's so many videos of middleaged assholes acting bratty, immature, and entitled? Yeah nah, people don't just magically obtain wisdom and maturity one day. Some people are just like that and could go their whole lives, die of old age, having never really put themselves together.
>>195734 >>195754 Nice. Thanks for the suggestions, dudes.
>>195844 It's the porn game jump, dude. Been working on it for at least a week. >>195845 A lot of people believed the reason teens are so reckless is due to their brains not being fully developed.
>>195840 Most movies are money laundering fronts.
>>195847 I thought it was supposed to be raging hormones mostly, but yeah I do recall hearing that now.
>>195801 there are pokemon who can power entire cities by themselves and who can easily regrow entire forests. The answer is yes >>195842 nta, but P-Zombie is the concept of philosophical zombies, as in beings who are fully biologically human who also exactly behave like humans, but to dont actually have a consciousness. Like basically a biological robot who acts/reacts exactly as a human would in any situation but does not have an actual internal life. LIke it cries when something happens that should make a person sad, it winces when wounded it even solves problems with information available to it, but does not consciously decide to do any of it. It's mainly used in thought experiments to compare to real humans and determine what makes us people beyond just the physical hardware, with some people arguing that given the absence of a soul everyone is a P-Zombie. For anon here, he basically uses P-Zombie children as things that are indistinguishable for people he's bribing them with, but for who's well being he doesn't have to have any concerns whatsoever as no matter how much they act like they're suffering, they dont actually have any feeling whatsover.
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>>195713 Wasn't Yhwach able to destroy planets even before he reawakend the Almighty?
>>195850 How is that any different from a normal person with extra steps?
>>195852 It is different for the purpose of ethical and moral questions.
>>195851 I respect Bleach's power level but i'm quite sure there's no planet destroying feat in Bleach.
>>195847 >It's the porn game jump Which one?
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>A Hetalia jump would be nice, I want more settings with personified countries >the creator even made a couple of genderbent versions of existing characters >Remember that it’s been over a decade since it entered my mind >it’s still going on >some things has been reconnected or lost due to creator deleting old blog posts >good luck on getting complete scans as well since one of the fan sites got hit with a cease & desist + has been inactive >I don’t think World Stars got an English release. At all. I made myself upset
>>195837 >which would be great news if Avatar porn existed in the first place. It does. It's just not whatever HFY garbage the average chan user would want.
>>195854 Bleach's power levels deal more with reality collapsing than pure destruction.
>>195842 A "philosophical zombie," originally proposed as an ironic jab at theology and the nature of the soul. Or more specifically, the soul's apparent utter lack of contribution to anything that would fundamentally define a person as "human" in conventional terms. Over time the idea grew into more of a philosophical problem/conundrum. If you have a being that looks like a human, thinks like a human, acts like a human, feels like a human, and lives like a human, but who lacks a "soul" or "free will" or "personhood"... What the fuck are they then? What even is a "person" with "free will" in a general sense, considering that literally everything is subject to programming in some capacity, whether biological or artificial, and is defined by causality? How do you actually, in concrete terms, define something as a "person" and not just a causal instrument who's following a set of preconceived programming or are reacting to circumstances in a predictable way? Because if you look hard enough, humans are just meat robots following programming and causality that's more sophisticated than a robot's. You're "you" because of a combination of millions of years of evolutionary and billions of years of causality that defined who you would be literally from the dawn of time. Your existence isn't an accident; it was a statistical inevitably. As is every single decision you will ever make; the concept of "choice" really means nothing in Deterministic causality since by design external factors have shaped you into the kind of person who will decide what you ultimately choose regardless of the existence of alternatives. So if a person is a "p-zombie" because they lack the free will to reject their programming or causal circumstances, doesn't that also make literally everyone a p-zombie inherently? Because the alternative, aside from religious copium, is denial of causality as a system in favor of happy thoughts despite its obvious and irrefutable presence in the dynamic model of reality.
>>195857 >good luck on getting complete scans as well since one of the fan sites got hit with a cease & desist + has been inactive https://youtube.com/watch?v=hHP4JtsBnUQ
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>>195856 Takei's Journey. It's...special.
>>195860 Seems to me that anyone who is religious qould have to treat them fhe same as a normal human anyway since your own actions matter as well as your intent.
>>195863 No? Religious people don't have to treat furniture the same as people.
>>195864 Anything that looks and acts like a person is more than furniture
>>195864 They probably do if the furniture talks and gets sad if you insult it and really wants to become a great artist someday.
>>195854 >>195859 Yamamoto could burn all of Soul Society with his Bankai which can very from a planet to a sixth of the universe based on how you interpret it.
>>195866 >really wants No they don't "want" anything. They just act like they want things.
>>195851 Not even close
>>195850 >>195860 heavy concepts like this hurt my brain
>>195852 determining that is the point of the thought experiment.
>>195864 Also people feel bad about hurting fucking roombas ffs, this would be much worse
>>195867 *Gives him a retard blowjob.* Heh, nothing personnel, kiddo.
>>195868 Same can be said for literally everything
>>195852 The difference between AI chatbot VI's and EDI, presumably.
>>195868 How is that different from you acting like you want things? It's just biological programming, biochemistry in your brain, and predetermined influence that informs your desire to want something. There's no provably extant Platonic "you" that actually really wants pizza right now independent of causality and your physical body. If that's the case, how are your wants different from theirs?
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Can we ban the pseuds
>>195875 Honestly seems more like philosophical bullshit to excuse being a fucking psychopath
>>195874 No it can't. Refusing to engage with the concept as presented is stupid. >>195872 A human ascribing personhood to objects is in their nature, but that doesn't actually change their moral responsibilities ascribed by their religion. >>195876 It's different because the thought experiment says it is. That's the point of the thought experiment. This is like being asked the trolley problem and saying you would just save everyone.
>>195879 >It's different because the thought experiment says it is. Its a flawed and moronic experiment then.
jumper is gonna be an S rank Tank in Generic Portal Invasion because I never actually saw one as MC in the Genre. What weapon should I go with, Spear, Warhammer or Greatsword? I am already committed to jumper having a shield in the other Hand. Also do you think I should go pure Tank or Paladin(as a sort of Tank/Cleric hybrid mainly for self-buffing and healing)
>>195880 How would you feel if you did not have breakfast this morning?
>>195882 Somewhat annoyed.
>>195882 Nah its more like How would you feel if you had breakfast and it was identical in every way to normal breakfast except it secretly only was breakfast because someone else made it breakfast
>>195882 I didn't. So I felt hungry and had a big dinner.
>>195879 The thing is: the original thought experiment didn't say that. That's just the common misinterpretation of its meaning by people who basically failed to pass the intelligence check to realize what the thought experiment was actually about. They weren't able to clear the hurdle and realize the underlying question, simply going with "Right, so there's people identical to real people in every meaningful way but they aren't real due to an arbitrary unsubstantiated statement and I shouldn't be concerned about abusing or killing them? Okay, got it."
>>195886 >misinterpretation Sure, but it is also just a common usage of the term now, independent of the knowledge of the etymology.
>>195881 You should definitely go with a Spear. Spear and Shield is a very classical tank combo, letting you defend and attack at the same time. Go for being a Tank with a self-duplication ability, so you can be a single person Phalanx
>>195601 >Reminder that Areelu can summon Mephistopheles, so kill him once and get her to call him back for the finisher. Wasn't it just Deskari and Baphomet?
>>195881 Spear 100%, its a great all around weapon and can even be very choppy or stabby, or both! I was thinking of going that way myself.
>>195889 NTA, but yeah it's definitely not Mephistopheles. You fight that dude in Kingmaker
>>195881 There's no reason to go spear when supernaturally capable swords exists. You wouldn't pick a light pike over a lightsaber unless the light pike is already made out of bullshitium.
>>195891 Which Kingmaker did you play?
>>195892 Reach advantage exists, if you are going to make a sword from bullshitium a spear made of the same stuff would be superior.
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>>195891 Naw, you fight him on Azata and Aeon paths. Optionally.
Hello thread. I'm still very sick, alive and suffering.
>>195887 Which is pretty ironic because the modern interpretation of the term is exactly the thing that the original thought experiment was criticizing. The whole thing is itself a rather amusing proof on how stupid the common man really is and how the takeaway of anything more complicated than what the lowest common denominator can immediately understand is lost in usually translation.
>>195894 Use a bigger sword, more killing area.
>>195898 >Use a bigger sword ... I should go replay Ginormo Sword
>>195896 Get well soon, its nearly christmas and if you are not strong enough for a rap battle the Mari Lwyd will steal all your food and booze
>>195896 Get well soon Ric friend.
>>195867 >a sixth of the universe based on how you interpret it. retard
>>195896 Take hot bath and lay in the warmth
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>>195861 I found another wiki. But it’s also inactive by 4 years…Apparently the owner needs to upgrade their own PC so they can have the proper hard drive space to push the software updates. They have no estimate on the date it will be completed & given the nonsense that AI has done to computer parts recently, it might as well be indefinite…Best to stick to the anime as a base (which only has a handful of chapter adaptations) while taking refuge that a companion option can be used to easily get any of the characters or their genderbends (if a jump is ever made for it eventually.) >>195896 Get better soon & take a swig of NyQuil while you’re at it friend
>>195897 Its alson true about dyson spheres and shroedingers cat thought experiments Dyson hated the idea of a sphere and thought it was stupid while dyson swarms were much more viable. The cat experiment is, from what I am told, extremely taken out of context.
>>195896 You should be sleeping if you are sick so late
>>195896 Feel better soon buddy.
>>195860 The concept of a P-Zombie has become rather relevant in recent years due to the rise of parasocial relationships and AI chat partners. A sufficiently advanced simulation is indistinguishable from the genuine article, of course. But is that line dictated solely by the ability of the human subconscious to distinguish them? Or is a human more than merely the idea of being human, a projection of prior associations onto a convenient man-shaped framework? Personally, I subscribe to the belief that, while the original experiment was useless, it inspired discussion under the erroneous same name of a different subject: that of the importance of "why" and by extension the instinctive drives which determine which thoughts and behaviors overrule others both within individual human consciousness, and within greater human zeitgeist.
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>>195896 BE HEALED!
>>195881 Warhammer or sword if you're going to go with a shield. Spear would be an absolute last choice since that's typically the sort of thing you'd expect to see a DPS class have. The two standout tanks I can think of in the genre are Thomas Andre from Solo Leveling and The Hero from Kill The Hero. Thomas was just built different and didn't really bother with armor or weapons, The Hero meanwhile did a good job of selling the paladin image even though he was an absolutely awful bastard. >>195896 Consider taking a multi-vitamin, some vitamin-D, maybe some zinc and if you can get it some ivermectin. That should clear up just about any sickness beyond the really serious stuff. For immediate relief consider a luke warm shower and some warm soup.
>>195909 >pic What virgin powers does he have?
>>195905 I think my favorite sci-fi fact is Niven got his math wrong in Ringworld, and he accounted for it in the seocnd one.
>>195896 Get well bro. Drink some milk to get better. (Not a medical advice. Don't drink if it could negatively impact your health in any way or form)
>>195911 The power.. to move you. I wish I knew the source, but I don't.
>>195914 Tenacious D?
>>195881 Sword. Since you plan to tank whatever you are getting hit by should be close enough that a spear would probably a bit more awkward to quickly swing at. The shield should be good enough for blunt damage on its own, especially if you charge. Paladin. No one ever goes pally. Do it.
>>195913 Too weak to move to the kitchen but thanks.
>>195915 Yup. I'm actually surprised anyone got that reference.
>>195917 unironically do you have anyone you can call to get some help?
Don't mind me 1d6 = 5
>>195918 I have cds from them and watched their movies on loop nonstop in the background due to a broken dvd player for a month.
>>195920 Minded
>>195908 I would personally draw the line far more generously than most people, at the point where a being is capable of truly comprehending itself in an abstract sense and possesses the capacity and self-awareness necessary to change that abstraction based on self-will. Those are, in my opinion, the driving qualities that define personhood. There is no intelligence bar: you can have a being that's far stupider than a human, but as long as it has the necessary ability to understand that it exists, abstractly grasp what it is, and has the capacity to change that abstraction in accordance to internal desires, then it's a person no matter what else can be said of it.
>>195753 It's not that because it works on Ichigo and Orihime.
I'm feeling the Christmas mood.
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>>195926 we should make a party
>>195926 Merry early Christmas, WoL!
>>195924 What about people with no internal monologue. They exist apparently.
>>195929 nta but I'd be far more concerned about the tremendously higher proportion of people who cannot conceptualize hypotheticals or that actions taken in the present can have consequences in the future.
>>195930 Oh fuck I saw a thing about that and how its apparently a major problem in african populations. Which is just weird.
Does Kermit the Frog count as a P-Zombie? Since it's just a sock puppet character acted out by a real person.
>>195927 Well I'll be giving the thread some presents for Christmas, and hope others join me.
>>195932 No, because it's a person pretending to be the fake character. A P-zombie is if you enchanted the Kermit puppet to move around and talk without actually granting it a consciousness, Sorcerer's Apprentice water fetching broom style.
>>195926 >>195927 Merry Christmas!
>>195926 Little Gobi and the Big Christmas Adventure jump?
>>195937 I've never even heard of that before.
>>195933 a jolly time I got no money tho, so I can't help there, but tell me if there's something I can do and I will
>>195933 I was hoping to, but sadly stuff came up and I just haven't had any time to jumpmake.
>>195939 >but tell me if there's something I can do and I will Get better soon and stay better.
>>195713 Gilgamesh got oneshot by Liz once, in Fate/Extra. Do you think Liz could solo Yhwach?
>>195933 I'm hard at work watching cartoons in preparation for making my Christmas present.
>>195933 I'm not sure if I'll be finished, and it's a QQ jump. But I can post it here on the holidays if I am done.
Im just realizing that my jumper has a harem But he doesnt have a harem. He has 2 familiars and an ai. None of them are actually human, they are a pseudodragon with a digiwoman form, an ai that runs everything for me with a digital woman avatar, and my mirror familiar has a woman avatar when she shows up in the mirror (she lives in the mirror universe version of normal reality). Its a small harem, its all women, but none are human. Im not sure how this came about or why.
>>195943 >>195944 Good luck frens
>>195867 >based on how you interpret it And if I interpret the Titanic in a certain way, the iceberg was the size of Saturn.
Going to sleep. Good night guys.
>>195940 No worries mate, you are still my friend >>195948 Night
>>195931 >its apparently a major problem in african populations. Which is just weird. Not really that weird. I will not elaborate further. >>195933 Depends on how the final week of overtime will go for me (or if I’ll get any opportunities to leave early/not come in.). I’m writing down the backgrounds for the YGO Duel Monster Dreamlands jump at this moment. >>195948 Goodnight E3
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>>195601 >Mythic Companions because I’m not sure how willing they would be to follow me when I start going full Doomguy. Seelah probably would follow as long as one allows slaves and "innocents" to evacuate territories being purged. Happily, even. Paladin doing paladin things. Arue probably would follow, although somewhat despondently. She has her own goal that perpetual anti-abyss crusade would not fulfill. I might find the time to help her, but I don't quite remember the details of what it takes. Lann would follow until his death. He'd be satisfied with doing high impact things until his death, I think... Although I suspect that he'll achieve if not immortality, then longevity during this crusade. Camellia - ha. Haha. Justice Bolt. Ember - would definitively follow. She wants to change things, Crusade is where things happen. I might even occasionally listen to her. Woljif - would bail early on and I wouldn't go looking for him. He does eventually become a True Companion, but that takes stuff that's not happening this time. Daeran - would follow until he gets bored. Aggressively romances whoever leads the crusade unless very clearly told off. My impression is that he actually kinda enjoys the Crusade. Sosiel - Guarded Hearth Man would follow as long as Shelyn is not offended. Greybor - would follow if paid... I don't really care for him tho. Wenduag - rotting. Spiderwife romance gets cute, but I really can't imagine letting her on the train when betrayal is her introduction. Nenio - would follow. I maybe, in my hearts of hearts, wish she didn't. These are canonical party members - Mythic Companions would allow anyone with at least a minimal level of competence to be elevated into relevance, I think. Once/if the Crusade goes interplanar, there is going to be no shortage of people wanting to get in on the action.
>>195950 Good luck Batsu buddy!
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I can't think of any setting that'll set my tism and fey mood off.
>>195948 Slee´p well bro >>195945 Don't worry, we will send the NTR ugly bastards so you don't have a harem anymore. Modern solutions for modern problems >>195941 I wish I could
>>195953 I can't really force it either. It just occasionally happens, without much rhyme or reason.
>>195938 It's REALLY weird from what I remember of it, watched it years ago.
>>195917 GET SOME PENECILLIAN
>>195930 Nta, but pretty much everyone has that capability after puberty(barring brain damage and things like severe autism), the main difference is how often people actually engage in hypothetico-deductive reasoning, which seems mostly based their occupation/day to day life. Like a manual labor uses it much less than an engineer for example, so he's less likely to apply it regularly.
>>195929 That is my brother. He has no thought images or dreams. Functions just fine, but always pissed.
>>195954 Probably wont do anything, they are all soulbound. Im gonna have to find a jump to pick up a wuxia mommy waifu. Hopefully not in a xianxia.
>>195931 Part is a nutrition thing when a child. Sickness and disease weaken the body and stunt many key aspects of growth. India is having a problem with this from all the public shitting causing so many outbreaks and parasites.
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>>195661 >>195681 Those who seek Hag under a veneer of youthful countenance shall never grasp the true essence of HAG. OBSERVE
>>195951 Ember would probably be put off by me, seeing as she wants to redeem demons and I’d want to kill them all, but I suppose some companions might be willing to stick with me. I do wonder whether Camellia would stick around long enough for her true colors to come out, when that means staying in the party of someone who thinks that killing is the only thing that should be done with Evil, but maybe she’d convince herself that she’s helpful enough that I’d make an exception for her.
What's something that was just "fine" in your opinion that you'd still want a jump for? For me it's Ninja Slayer Kills.
>>195967 >pic 2 Well the girl is certainly appealing.
>>195966 >Ember would probably be put off by me, seeing as she wants to redeem demons and I’d want to kill them all That is she would stick around. She is a genuinely a little crazy. But there is an ending that ends with her being a lot more willing to fireball people as long as you are consistently lawful with her.
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Would an item that lets you point at a school of your choice and gives you an education from that school be too much for 200? Basically just “yes I am Hogwarts graduate, watch me cast magic to prove it.”
>>195964 Nta, but for hypothetico-deductive reasoning it's really for the most part just the education you have access to and what you do in your day to day life While nutrition is still essential, proper brain development and maintenance is mostly influenced by proper stimulation. To the point that certain fields you can only reach the highest ranks in if you started early enough and devoted time to it no matter how innately gifted you are. On the other hand proper stimulation in the old age can even help counteract the effects of dementia, like someone who until their old age still regularly has to deal with complex mental tasks is a lot better than someone who's just rotting away in front of the tv all day.
>>195969 >Lawful Whereas "lawful" is, "honey, please fireball people who don't even try to redeem themself." Roughly speaking.
>>195970 There's a comparable item in one of the Avengers cartoon Jumps if you wish to compare.
>>195967 Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog. Fantasy Bongland Power Rangrs rips offs. One Way Heroics. Thr game was fine, and it had some cool ideas I'd like to see in a jump.
>>195970 As long as the school would theoretically let you enroll in it. Maybe as a once a jump effect. Or maybe every four years since that is considered standard for most colleges.
>>195971 I did just see something about how phone use and scrolling is leading to higher dementia rates. You need to keep everything active to stay alive
>>195970 There are many 200 and 100 perks and items for master degree in any skill, craft or field of education you like. They are common and that is about right
>>195977 Yeah I've been trying to get my parents to just use some mental tasks apps for a few minutes a day for that reason.
Out of all Marvel heroes the one I most relate to is Bruce Banner, both scientists, both want to be left alone and both inexplicably turn into a hurricane of anger when pushed too far. What about you?
>>195947 >Rose DeWitt is capable of conceptual reality manipulation on the level of inserting people into history, prophesying future cultural trends, and dictating in detail the fates of people she has never met. >She refers to this ability as being "The Queen of the World."
>>195981 >That's the power of my Stand, 「Queen」!
>>195980 I sm literally Moon Knight (I have schizophrenia)
>>195969 >>195972 Well, if she can be brought around to the ways of demon slaying then we should be able to work together.
>>195980 I'm convinced Marvel comics are a psyop and nobody actually reads them. I do not remember anyone caring about the X-Men, avengers or any Marvel character besides Spiderman until the MCU dropped. The only popular superheroes were in the Justice League
>>195980 I'm too useless to relate to any hero.
>>195985 Psycho, you know that there is no need to constantly broadcast your shit taste, right? Silence is also an option.
>>195985 thats dumb
>>195986 You could relate to Deku
>assignments finally winding down >all my exams shifted to online only for this semester (thank god) >finally, FINALLY getting through group project hell >canon Narilamb couple AND mpreg baby revealed (half tempted to fulfill that one anon's wish to be the Lamb in the jump just for the sake of forcing gay mpreg upon him but I'm not that cruel) Today was decent. >>195980 Not that big of a Marvel guy, but Banner is definitely my spirit animal. I actually liked Hulk the most out of all of the Marvel characters even when I was a kid, so go figure.
>Argent is into mpreg I'd say that this is a revelation, but no, something always felt off.
>>195992 My brother in christ he's been openly gay the whole time and frequently posts furry bara. How did you miss this?
>>195993 Mpreg is mostly a fujo thing tho.
>>195993 None of that means you'd also be into mpreg Nyanko.
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>>195902 >>195947 Right sorry, Captain Genocide is actually universal and the Soul King actually created an infinite multiverse for Yhwach to look at when he made the setting.
>>195994 >>195995 It feels like a fairly logical extension to me.
>>195993 I was always focused on his shit taste regarding settings and his focus on powerwanking and scaling retardation. I didn't know his fetishes are also shit. And I never read any posts that have furry images.
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>>195991 >canon Narilamb couple AND mpreg baby revealed (half tempted to fulfill that one anon's wish to be the Lamb in the jump just for the sake of forcing gay mpreg upon him but I'm not that cruel) You can’t just say that & not include it. You SHOULD be cruel! The cult of the lamb lets you be an evil god! Cruel gods would allow for such things!
>>195996 There is nobody in bleach even capable of destroying a mountain.
>>195997 It really isn't.
>>195991 >canon Narilamb couple AND mpreg baby revealed (half tempted to fulfill that one anon's wish to be the Lamb in the jump just for the sake of forcing gay mpreg upon him but I'm not that cruel) I am that anon, and I'm fine with it. Just let me take his place.
>>195985 You're dramatically underestimating how prevalent dumb kids' comics were back in the distant past of before cell phones. They were as popular as shitty Minecraft SMPs and Wattpad fanfic.
>the scenario in Ah My Goddess to replace the protag forcibly blueballs you for the entire jump I should probably watch that one of htese days to see if it's actually worth going to.
>>196000 Kenny maybe. He casually blew up an asteroid with Shikai, and we never saw the full destructive potential of his Bankai. It's not like he's the strongest character in the setting, but for raw feats of destruction I think there's a maybe there.
>>195992 I'm pretty certain I've made it entirely clear I'd do away with women as a concept on like, several occasions.
G'night anons.
>>196006 With mpreg would you not basically just be making women again? That's effectively what omegaverse type shit ends up being since it's mainly wrote for women.
>>196000 >>196005 I know people don't wanna hear this from me, but I do hate when people try to make out due to vague statements and ridiculous extrapolations that characters who have never even blown up a mountain are secretly capable of destroying the entire universe
>>196008 A man who can have babies is still, fundamentally a man. >omegaverse Speak not.
>>195997 >>195993 Are YOU into mpreg, then?
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>>196000 Everyone solos Goku though.
>>196004 You should make a new jump that lets you mating press these bitches.
>>196011 Hell yeah I am-long as it's done well at least. A cute boi swelling round with children? Hot as fuck. But so's a nice, maternal swell on a normal girl. I'm equal opportunity horni.
>>196010 I agree with your statement I just really hate mpreg and honestly just regular pregnancy, just have test tube babies or some fantasy shit like a stork that brings kids about instead.
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>fantasy shit like a stork that brings kids about instead. Ah, the Crave Saga route.
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>>196007 Sleep well anon >>196008 Depends on if he decides to allow the A/B/O dynamics of heat/scent nonsense. That’s usually the main difference between mpreg & Omegaverse (not like most fanfic writers care anyway) >>196015 >I'm equal opportunity horni. Based
>>196017 Meant for >>196016
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>>196000 Would you say that for a Bleach character to destroy a mountain, it would take some sort of miracle ?
Cats have figured out how to get into Christmas tree.
>>196018 >Depends on if he decides to allow the A/B/O dynamics of heat/scent nonsense. This fucking shit gets applied to everything and it doesn't even make sense; it's just them cherrypicking animal features without even bothering to have any of the characters have any animal traits beyond that. It's such shit.
>>196021 Banish them to idiot jail
>>196021 >having a Christmas tree, a tall climbable structure covered in shiny objects, around cats I don't know what you expected to happen.
>>196022 >This fucking shit gets applied to everything and it doesn't even make sense; it's just them cherrypicking animal features without even bothering to have any of the characters have any animal traits beyond that. It's such shit. Same could be said for anime.
The "alpha" dynamic is also just bullshit, the guy who theorised it and popularised it realised he was wrong later in life, the "alpha" is usually just the parent of the pack.
>>196021 Is he tangled? Near any wiring? Do you have a spray bottle with water? My cat was too clever to use blockades when I had him.
>>196025 How dare you.
>>196026 Iirc Chickens are the ones who act like that.
>>196029 That explains why all the hens in with my one rooster have naked asses.
>>196029 I like chickens, both as animals and food
>>196026 >Scientist: "Hey everyone, I'm afraid I made a mistake. You see, in reality, the Alpha of the pack is actually the parent." >Fujo: "Daddy A/B/O kink is real?!" >Scientist: "I'm going to invent a time machine so I can go back in time and erase both my theory and you from existence."
>>196028 The only reason they have kemonomimi is for "exotic" waifus. They want to have their cake and eat it too. Hot girl bodies with $5 animal cosplay so they can throw them in the slave pit and have the mc heroically save them.
>>196033 I hate that you're right.
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>>196012 >Everyone solos Hydrantku the sub-elephant level though. Number of lies detected: 0
>>196026 That study amounted to institutionalization of the wolves and the forming of a hierarchy from it. The Catch-22 of that study is suggesting it's bullshit while not also acknowledging the level of conformity forced on people and the affects thereof.
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>>196026 >the "alpha" is usually just the parent of the pack. >the “alpha” is the daddy >the “alpha” is the mommy >the word daddy & mommy has been corrupted in the modern times to be used in a sexual manner >this only reinforces the A/B/O agenda The game was rigged from the start
>>196037 Parent child incest? Disgusting. Sibling incest? Correct
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>>196026 It does, however, work perfectly for werewolf packs, who tend to consist of unrelated individuals forced out of their previous habitats with little in common besides getting bit by the same lycanthropic person(s).
>>196038 But what if I want both the mom and the daughter at the same time? And possibly the grandmother, who was the mom's childhood best friend?
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>>196038 Bro just breed your mother so you can do both.
>>196038 >he wouldn't Mrs. Graves Gay gay homosexual GAY
>realistically, with some intelligence or "you're a better" person, my personality would change to be unintelligible to me >so I have to take one of those "you will not change, ever" perks early on >except I do want to change in some ways I think I'm just going to houserule that for some """mysterious""" reason, jump-chan just likes my current retarded self so much that despite godlike powerTM and a bunch of morality perks I'm still the same. Always nice when you have a benefactor to blame for things like this.
>>196043 I avoid instant superintelligence for this reason.
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Assuming you as a jumper, are beyond most mortal weapons to harm and can fuck up enough stuff when you feel like to equal or surpass a very disruptive natural disaster, and you run afowl of a government for one reason or another, how long are they going to double down before they take a step back and realize they can't do shit to you?
Anyone got any good uses for this thing? >Diseased Hole: Through purchase, you produce a place in this world most vile. Determine where pollution and filth and depravity are greatest, and then go there. Then find the worst part of this place and go there. Then, and only then, will you find a deep, dark hole where one never existed. Enter the hole and you will find an entire ecosystem thriving within this choked out environment destined for decay. You will wish you hadn’t. Whatever vertebrates you can recognize within this fetid place are so loaded with diseases, toxins, and parasites that it’s a miracle they can even move. And yet, they do more than move. They are in complete equilibrium and casually hunt one another or design on the mosses and fungi that inhabit the space. It is like every death accelerant riddling their body has formed a bottleneck and is unable to put them down as a result, or something equally as ridiculous and confusing. You shouldn’t go into this hole. You won’t recognize the threats in there and will likely step out with more than a few. Someone would need to be immune to most diseases and have some way of actively benefiting from them to want to step foot inside of it. Well, it makes a fine pit to kick one's enemies into at least. You’ll find a new hole that’s uniquely awful in every world.
>>196045 Depends on how much you aurafarm and blow up infrastructure.
Where can I get the ability to make real time retroactive changes to a world?
>>196045 They'll probably just start trying to threaten to do something to anyone close to you or any particular country you've shown favortism towards. Unless you've proven you're willing to enrich them, then you get instant pardons.
>>196045 go look up how many times the CIA tried to assassinate Castro
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>>196043 This nibba is submissive and influenceable.
>>196049 >The superpowered motherfucker proceeds to nuke your country from maps as soon as you touch his family
>>196045 If it's in the modern day I imagine that there would be some people in the militry who have read enough fiction to realize they're starring in one of those ineffectual military vs superpowers story.
>>196052 I never said it'd be a smart decision on their end. I'm just saying that's what would likely happen, you got some incredibly ego-driven motherfuckers in the upper echelons of government.
>>195965 I'd tap everyone there except the first and last one.
>>196055 Your danger sense is working perfectly.
>>195877 There wouldn't be anyone left to post if that happened.
>>196040 >But what if I want both the mom and the daughter at the same time? That's explicitly banned in Leviticus
>>196058 Psycho, I'm fairly certain sister fucking is also banned. As are magic and a lot of other things involved with being a Jumper.
>>196058 Sounds like Leviticus's problem.
>>195966 > I do wonder whether Camellia would stick around long enough for her true colors to come out, when that means staying in the party of someone who thinks that killing is the only thing that should be done with Evil, but maybe she’d convince herself that she’s helpful enough that I’d make an exception for her. She would. She is a slave her to pleasure. It takes Aeon to spook her; she thinks she can fool Vengeance route Angel or Azata. It is a little funny, actually.
Besides Death Note, what are other low power jumps that offer powers to make an antagonist die of "natural causes"?
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>>196046 If you want to plaguemaxx, you need ingredients.
>>196018 >pic I had forgotten how homo was ippo. Which is quite difficult since the current manga is about how he sits in a corner like a cuck while watching someone else pound his rivals
>>196064 You better still be working on that BA jump with how many pics of it you keep posting.
>>196058 it also bans eating pork but I'm guessing you still eat bacon. A major part of basically all Paul-descended Christian sects is that the 'old laws' no longer apply.
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>>196065 No, I'm working on breathing because my phlegm got so thick its not letting air pass,
>>196045 Okay, once the cops realize you are immune to bullets they might flee or call in more. The govt will try to capture and coverup. The best you can do is become world famous by just flexing powers at all times. That way each and every govt will be after your ass and trying to use anyone and everyone to capture you. Like murdering your family and blaming Korea. Just be an ass and have no ties and sooner or later they will start nuking and blaming you. >>196058 >Father/daughter >Father/son >siblings >aunts/uncles and nieces/nephews >grandparents/grandchildren >in-laws, step relations, blood relations >fucking a slave and trying to free them is banned Cousins are okay and so is marrying multiple sisters and banging them all. >>196059 At least Polygamy and having a mistress and sex slaves is considered fine.
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>>196059 Ignore that. >>196066 I actually only eat poultry
>>196066 >>196069 Okay, I actually eat hot dogs, but not bacon
>>196064 >current manga is about how he sits in a corner like a cuck while watching someone else pound his rivals Don’t remind me…wait a damn minute. Every fighting manga eventually has that period in the story where it’s like that.
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>>196069 When Hawkgirl asks you, are you a Wings, Breast, or Thigh man?
>>196071 Yeh, but they usually don't take years on it. Ricardo is going to retire at this rate
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>>196069 >only eat poultry
Do we have a list of jumps with perks about the Power of Love and Friendship? Do you remember any that you'd particularly recommend? ...I'd probably also take perks about the Power of Hate, I'm just in an "emotion is power" mood in general even if I'm leaning more towards heroic ones.
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>>196074 NTA, but apparently Psyren is getting an anime so I thought you would like to know that.
>>195991 Wait, does that mean the goat over in the other timeline impregnates the spider god of war too?
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>>196040 >grandmother >who was the mom's childhood friend Is this considered unusual? Mothers are usually friendly with their daughters.
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>>196058 >That's explicitly banned in Leviticus Being a faggot is also a sin and yet you're here.
>>196079 It involves time travel as grandma Zenovia is the father's mom and mother-in-law of Athena. Athena and Zenovia were childhood friends that had a falling out. Zenovia got captured and raped repeatably by the Japanese govt and then broke free. Both women were pregnant and split up. Now Athena and Clara are mother and daughter and the boy Zenovia raised was infatuated with Athena. Zenovia captures adn mind breaks Athena into a sex slave for her son, he turns against his mom. Time travel happens and he ends up in the past and knocks up young Athena with their daughter Clara.
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Please recommend me Jumps to incite as much greed as possible in my Jumper. I want to make sure my Jumper craves riches more than food or water.
>>196076 That looked kind of like Kuro and Illya from the thumbnail.
>>196083 Witch Factors from Re Zero can mentally affect you if you aren't compatible with them and you get them in-jump instead of the jumpdoc iirc
>>196083 C - Control & Soul jump is a must
>>196083 >Still no Ducktales jump with a perk to swim through money
>>196083 Hobbit Choice of the Dragon
>>196083 Master of Magic. Be an alchemsit, able to turn magical energy into gold and vice versa. Money is literally power to you now, and the more you have the more stockpiled magic you have available.
>>196075 Friendship Power: >The Name Means To Protect (Bleach - Valeria) >"It" that Demons Lack (Devil May Cry) >FATE (Devil Survivor 2) >Push Beyond Your Limits (Digimon Adventure) >FEAR NOT (Nobilis) >Unbreakable Bond (Persona) >Social Link (Persona 5) >The Power of Friendship (Rosario + Vampire) >The Power of Bonds (Sailor Moon) Emotion Power: >Boiling Blood (Akame ga Kill) >Beware My Power (DC Blackest Night) >Maiden's Iron Will (Bleach - Valeria and Nubee) >Groovin Magic (Diebuster) >Red Blade of Rage (Dies Irae) >Hate (Duel Monsters - Duel Terminal Part 2) >Suppressing Your Emotions Is Bad (Godzilla TAS) >You Should Be Running (Hellboy) >Grudge Match (Jujutsu Kaisen) >...And Deeper Than Despair (Madoka Magica Wraith Timeline) >Power Up (Sailor Moon) >The Power of Love (Scott Pilgrim) >Light in the Dark (Soul Eater) >Emotional Powers (Super Mario)
>>196083 World Seed's gold shop item. The ability to buy anything, but it costs a shitton of money.
>>196083 Lazy King
>>196083 Did Digimon Code Keys have mental effects? Because I remember the OG Digimon jump offering them, might be an option maybe
>>196082 NGL that son sounds like an ungrateful ass. >>196084 I wish. This thread could use more cups
>>196094 In Xros Wars they take you over and you become the digimon in mind.
>>196095 >This thread could use more cups ???
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>>196095 Here you go.
>>196094 In Data Squad (game version continuity) those who has them run a risk of being taken over by the corresponding sin digimon & transforming into them as well
>>196072 I don't trust two timing thots
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>>196097 Exactly what I said >>196098 Very nice
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>>196083 Get an Orange Lantern Ring in DC
>>196061 >It is a little funny, actually. That does sound amusing. >”Come, now. I know how passionate you are about killing evil beings. The others don’t get it, but we understand. There’s a special thrill that comes from watching a life ebb away. You couldn’t hope to talk about this with anyone else, and I’m willing to go along with what you want, so do you think you find it in yourself to forgive a friend?” >”… Guess.”
>>196083 Goblin Conqueror & Dragon Conqueror A Capitalist Called
>>196083 >Generic Dungeon Builder >Golden Heart (100CP): Cold, hard cash is what this Heart generates. Instead of using magic or technology to expand your dungeon, you have a skeleton workforce you have to pay, and this Heart passively generates gold for you to do so. However, since your dungeon will have to be built manually, it ́ll be much lower to make unless you hire more workers. You dont start with any floors at the beggining of a jump.
>>196095 Okay, So here is it in more detail. Zenovia is a shitty mom. Zenovia and Athena were friends, but Athena left top go play superhero with humans. When Zenovia went to the human world she was blasted into the future and saw Clara being named queen and thought it was Athena. Then she went back tot he present and the Jap govt captured her to try and mass clone. When that failed they resorted to raping her over and over to make an army of super villains. The Japs want to make their own Suicide Squad to make themselves look better. After each pregnancy the embryos were removed and she was raped until pregnant again. And Z escaped and went on a revenge rampage. Athena and Z had a fight but as both were pregnant and old friends they both just quit. Fast forward a few years and Z was doing okay and raising her bastard child until some evil woman showed up with evidence of what happened to her missing children. After her escape, the Jap govt scrapped the program and just dumped all her kids on the street to be homeless. This news caused Z to go off the deep end and try to destroy the world. She was also fucking her son and maybe the other kids. She restarted BLOWJOB and went on a rampage. The kid grows up to be trained as a weapon against Athena and kill her. But because he looks and acts like her dead husband Athena just first with him. Stuff happens and Athena gets broken into a sex slave and jumps on his dick immediately because he looks like her dead husband. He later frees her and fucks her back to sanity, but captured and the two are to be killed. The death beam causes time travel to the past and Athena finds out her husband was this kid all along. He landed two years prior and taught her how to hero and they got married. Then he never died because the two used the death explosion to go back to the future where his mom was finished building her death machine. And the big epic final fight happens. Z finally tells Athena about the rape and Athena sides with her to stop the Japanese govt. Stuff happens and everyone comes out alive, even the people that died, because time travel. In the end Zenovia is give 3000 years probation in the god realm with all of her kids, the main son can come and go as he wants. And everyone is happy. Zenovia is a bad mom. She went back t being evil and treating everyone like shit because her stolen children were homeless and it disgusted her that her main son and her had been living well off while the others starved. So woman logic demanded she be evil and treat all of her kids like trash. I still have no idea who the two lolis are that Zenovia kept on hand as personal tit suckers. They might have been daughters she had with her son, No idea, but they were living with him and Athena in the end. BM Shooter had a rough life, but sided with his wife and daughter in the end and it was him standing up to his mom that finally broke her out of her negative spiral.
>>196066 Nah. They still apply, they're just not quite as important as accepting Jesus as Lord. >Matthew 5:19: 17 Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19 Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. At minimum, those who don't follow them are the spiritual bitches of those who do.
>>196107 Hello Wanderer fren, hope all is well.
Do we have any photoshop users that can help a jumpmaker? If anyone can please remove the top of hea and the couple of black words in the lower right corner I would appreciate it. Please, and thank you.
>>196109 Off work and lots of money on car repairs. But my uncle claims the hunters on the farm saw a mountain lion. People int he area have been reporting more and more of them. That is neat. Still need to get motivation to finish the D&D cartoon jump.
>>196111 Sending positive vibes your way, friend.
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>>196110 How's this?
>>196110 >>196113 The image is pretty tiny. I usually use https://www.waifu2x.net/ to upscale images if you want to try it out.
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Can you overpower demon contracts in Hazbin Hotel?
>>196115 Nobody has questioned the primacy of the contracts in the show. This is mostly because sinners are just weaker than Overlords, but even circumstantial evidence errs against it; Lucifer told Charlie not to take shit from other demons in the pilot and Alastor made her go along with his favour in S2. Also over in Helluva, Stolas had to protect Asmodeus from signing some sort of imp contract that would’ve screwed him with the implication it’s somehow even binding between imps and SINS. No, there is no explanation why demon contracts seemingly just fuck everyone regardless of powerlevel if they’re on the wrong end of the leash.
Why didn't Charlie ever try to redeem Vaggie or hold her up as an example of a demon who turned good? From Charlie's perspective, she would have seemed like a demon who gave up her vices to spend all her time working on Charlie's dream of making other demons into better people with no gain for herself.
>>196117 That is her gf and to be redeemed that means no more carpet munching.
>>196113 >>196114 Thank you very much. Exactly what I wanted.
>>196026 >the guy who theorised it and popularised it realised he was wrong later in life The lie detector guy also regretted inventing it. IIRC he even killed himself over it because the feds won't stop using it now.
>>196117 Being more generous to the show than it deserves, one could argue that as an employee of the hotel there’s a conflict of interest for Vaggie putting herself out as a success story. Bearing in mind to Heaven’s knowledge, the average employer in Hell isn’t afraid to lean on their employee to jump when they say jump. >>196118 There’s a cutaway TV show in Heaven with some homosexuality in it, I don’t think sodomy is a sin in the Hellaverse.
Im beginning to wonder why there are so few options to buy a good horse in the various jumps. Its weird. Red dead redemtion lets you buy a mediocre horse that can be summoned or an entire ranch but thats it for instance.
>>196122 can't you get a good horse in Bride Story?
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>>196116 Could I treat the race section as a powerlevel option and be a Goetia level Overlord (or at least one that isn't a bird) who owns that one casino full of succubi that Husk visited?
>>196122 Check the other red dead jump, you can summon the four horses of the apocalypse.
>>196122 Check out the current WoW jump, Generic Spaghetti Western and Darksiders. I distinctly remember picking up enough good horses to pull a chariot even though I do not really run the kind of Jumper who needs a chariot, except maybe as an extremely bold symbol of office.
>>196126 >even though I do not really run the kind of Jumper who needs a chariot bro we all know you're extra, you don't need to make excuses
>>196122 Isn't there some uma musume jump?
>>196058 No one (consistently) cares about Leviticus. It's the part people just bring up to try to shame people about doing something they don't like, while continuing to do other things Leviticus bans.
>>196122 There's a wonderful new invention called the horseless carriage. Equines are a thing of the past.
>>196128 >Isn't there some uma musume jump? Neigh. Not from us anyway.
>The og Jojo jump supposedly has a stand supplement and it's not on the drive >Generic post apocalypse has a mutation supplement and it's not on the drive So did those supplements even get done oe did those Jumpmakers fuckoff before they were even made? Are there any other jumps with nonexistent supplements that are referenced prominently?
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>>196131 Weird, this place is filled with horsefuckers so I thought it would be natural
>>196132 Cyberpunk (The generic one) I think was supposed to have a cybernetics builder.
>>196129 >No one (consistently) cares about Leviticus. It's the part people just bring up to try to shame people about doing something they don't like, while continuing to do other things Leviticus bans. Everyone still >Gets a tattoo (Sometimes biblical imagery for added irony) >Eats shellfish >wears mixed fabric Honestly people should just be more open about using the book as an excuse to hate people and/or haven't read it.
>>196123 Maybe. Im just kinda looking for different jumps to import my horse into to make the most op strain of mega horse ever.
>>196130 And they are wonderful but not as romantic for a warrior weilding a spear.
>>196124 I was actually considering making that explicit, considering Blitzo is basically the Hunter S. Thompson of the imp race and Alastor is drastically more powerful than the average Overlord, and how Lucifer is technically counted among the Sins. And whatever is Rosie’s deal. Also whatever is going on with the Von Eldritch family. You know what, sure. Won’t update the jump but you can do the thing since the show plays fast and loose with this stuff anyway. Also may or may not use this to steal an idea from a crackfic I read a while back.
>>196128 There is not for /tg/, last I checked. Also when does Trinity Summer happen already? I’m getting antsy wondering if I have enough activity resports to 87 everyone from the get-go. >But you should get materials instead- The only things I need anymore can only be grinded from bounties and such or (for shame) bought with pyros.
>>196126 >>196125 Spaghetti western is really good since the horse is always a viable transport And why would anyone want to use the horsemans horses, thats someone elses horse silly.
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>>196117 >>196118 >>196121 Reminder that Charlie only cares about redemption as a way to get her mother's love and attention and to stop the yearly genocides that made her uncomfortable instead of a genuine desire to help sinners be better people. Charlie would NEVER let Vaggie leave her.
>>196135 >wears mixed fabric Oh thats a thing too? Weird.
>>196140 They don't have riders in Red Dead, iirc.
>>196142 Wait, what was wrong with mixed fabrics?
>>196132 The stand supplement was definitely never made. Became a bit of an ancient meme
1d8 = 7
>>196122 There's a horse in Atomicrops that is always faster than you are. Always.
>>196132 Post-Apoc's supplement is just an addendum in the actual jump, keep scrolling. Though yeah, no stand supplement exists, supposedly due to thread and IRC both deciding to eat the jumpmaker alive when they asked the two to stop fighting over dumb bullshit.
>>196132 Supplements never ever, and it’s very funny to me how the Stand Supplement void still haunts /jc/ even after committing the Cosmosgenesis ending from /tg/ >>196135 Remember, beavers were fish (legally). >>196129 It’s like how everyone brings up Jonah’s perseverance inside the whale but not the guy in Judges 19 who whored out his own concubine to save his own skin from an angry mob, found her raped corpse in the morning, and cut it up and sent the body parts to the 12 tribes of Israel which somehow galvanised them into war with the tribe of Benjamin who’d sheltered the assailants. “Do as I say, not as the good book says where it complicates the message” goes the average neo-puritan.
>Anyways, his dick was like a donkey's
>>196149 TBF 90% of the old testament is God being mad at the jews for being evil cunts pretty much everytime they can.
>>196141 I am torn between being genuinely excited for the Charlie villain arc and skeptical the show will actually have the balls to address Charlie seemingly not giving a shit about the very premise of soul contracts, like the one Alastor puts Husk on a leash with (Nifty doesn’t count because she loves that shit) or her abject refusal to try to figure out why Angel Dust keeps going back crawling to Val’s emporium of fuckery.
>>196150 That does explain how that one guy snuck into an enemy camp with a blade strapped to his leg. Clearly everyone assumed he was Egyptian.
>>196151 Them not accepting Christ is the big watershed moment that more or less makes the whole point 'Jews are evil and are probably the biggest enemies of Christianity actually'.
>>196139 Seia and Hasumi after the maint happening right now. So you can get them in a few hours. You get 100 free rolls spread over the week, once that ends you get FES with Mika and Nagisa Also shame on you for not loving Hanako enough. Poor girl.
>>196155 why does he have a scarred bullet wound?
>>196144 My standing theory there is the fabrics they had were mostly wool and linen, and a garment made of wool and linen would be impossible to wash due to how wool shrinks.
>>196156 Saori (picrel) shot sensei/you to death during the events of V3.
>>196154 Best we drop this here before things get too off topic. I now realize that post I made could lead to off topic /pol/ posting, but I had just cleared my cache so now can't delete it.
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>>196159 Aye aye.
>>196158 how rude
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>>196152 >or her abject refusal to try to figure out why Angel Dust keeps going back crawling to Val’s emporium of fuckery I personally attribute that to her not having Original Sin neither of her parents having eaten the fruit of Knowledge. It would explain EVERYTHING if she physically couldn't sense morality.
>>196158 What a bitch. No headpats for her!
>>196116 If I had to guess Satan enforces them since he seems to have a special position in hell.
Will we ever see a DC jump offer a Thiccseid?
>>195970 Seems fine to me, there's plenty of 100cp perks floating around that just outright give you PhD equivalents and there's that one 200cp perk from Dr. McNinja that gives you a PhD in literally every subject except for the one you pick. >>196075 In that one final fantasy jump about the four retarded warriors of light you can get a perk that lets you make super powerful magical attacks via the power of love. Note: every time you use it you measurably increase the divorce rate in the world on account of using love as a power source. >>196083 Larfleeze as an orange lanter. Or DC Blackest Knight, also as an orange lantern.
>>196166 Pretty sure the DC-11 jump explicitly mentions trad-wife Darkseid in that one capstone perk about redeeming people.
>>196164 Don't be like that Shard, go pat your student.
>>196169 This looks like a very lewd creature.
>>196170 Some students are bigger than other students, but they all deserve love anyway
So if I just kill Wily right at the start of Mega Man classic, wouldn't that solve pretty much all of the setting problems right there? Since he would have time to directly or indirectly create more or less every bad thing that happens to the world in the whole damn series?
>>196172 >would have time *wouldn't have time
>>196172 >Light starts attacking you
>>196172 The black hole guy still invades.
>>196174 <Tom, listen to yourself then listen carefully to me. If you replace the working parts you get a different machine.
>>196172 Yes. Kill him and you end all problems in the series, retcons the other series away into better futures. Though I admit, I don't know who the black hole guy is >>196175
>>196172 It would only solve most of the problems. The Evil Robot is still going to show up along with Duo, and with no Wily, there's no Mega Man ready to fight said Evil Robot, so Duo might just have to wreck the planet once the Evil Energy gets loose if he doesn't sense a robot with a heart of justice who can help him fight it. Also, the Stardroids and Ra Moon are just sitting around in ancient ruins ready to be found, and in a world with no Wily they are again facing a world that isn't ready for them. Semi-related, Light still considers Wily to be a friend at the beginning, and even sort of after his betrayal, so he won't be happy with you at all. He'd never want Wily dead, despite everything. This feeling is notably mutual, as can even be seen in the Sonic crossover in the Archie Comics. The first Eggman/Wily teamup broke up because Eggman tried to off Light.
>>196172 Depends on which canon you're in. Example: Archie has a closed time loop involving him, so unless you can break one of those you're fucked.
>>196179 Said closed time loop also involves Xander Payne, who ends up being the Archie continuity's Mr. X.
>>196177 https://megaman.fandom.com/wiki/Sirius Literally a fucking Nasuverse TYPE.
>>196181 >Star Force The Classic/Battle Network split is weird because Duo isn't a robot in the BN timeline. Like, nothing that happened on Earth should have affected him.
Need playlist and soundtrack perks to aurafarm while blasting those tunes
>>196178 Does it help that by “right at the start of Mega Man classic” I meant right after Light sends Rock to stop Wily? >>196179 I was thinking of the game canon. >>196181 Huh. I never played any of the Star Force series, so I'll need to give that stuff more of a look.
>>196181 That's only a problem for the Battle Network/Star Force timeline, not the Classic/X timeline. The points of divergence include: >Light inventing the Internet Of Things instead of making robots >Wily having a kid (who grows up to be evil) >Duo is a computer program (as mentioned by >>196182 ) >Boktai is involved somehow
>>196037 Fuck you Jonathan. Now I'm motivated.
>>196183 Invest in Mongolian throat singing covers of popular songs.
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>>196184 If you're doing it right after MM1 kicks off, within the events of the game, the first set of Robot Masters will still be on their rampage, but what happens next depends on how you take Wily out. If you blow up his first fortress with him in it, that's Copy Bot and the Yellow Devil done with. If you take him out undetected, assassin-style, what's going to happen is Rock's going to fight his way through the entire fortress to find Wily dead in the chair where you left him. The poor kid's gonna have nightmares for weeks. But with no knowledge of the other threats and no future threats from Wily, Rock will still probably be de-weaponized. His overall readiness for all of the non-Wily shenanigans happens because he can't catch a break. Also, Wily was the one doing Blues' maintenance after he ran away from Light, so he's probably going to shut down or blow up in the middle of nowhere.
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>>196138 >Also whatever is going on with the Von Eldritch family They're just an excuse for Charlie to have a highschool mean girl that bullied her at highschool(don't question why hell has a school).
Battle Network Wily temporarily became good after he had a son, until a different tragedy turned him evil again, so maybe he just needs to get laid?
>>196188 Nuke fortress, make some weapon/armor upgrades for Rock on the down low in case he needs them later, and offer to fix up Proto. Got it. >>196190 He had good intentions early on before the games even in the main timeline IIRC, but the dude is just the type that turns evil at the drop of a hat.
>>196191 Note, that last part will be difficult, Proto does not really trust anyone at that time.
>>196188 >Wiley made Doraemon in Mega Man
>>196193 Is Doraemon vulnerable to the Maverick virus?
>>196194 Let's not find out and say we did.
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>>196169 >>196171 >Draws an adult >Calls it a child Why is Japan like this?
>>196196 Mangaka do this for vaguely similar reasons as to the reverse, I assume. "Wow, I wish there'd been a girl like this back when I was in high school, don't you random teenage boys who read my manga agree?" or something like that.
>>196077 Quite possibly, yes. Or whatever his Nari equivalent is meant to be, given the difference in shading and symbol design between Shamura's crown and his.
>>196183 >Soundtrack (Ace Combat) >Jazz House (Anarchy Reigns) >It's time to Slam Jam (Barkley's Shut Up and Jam Gaiden) >Brütal Legend: The Album (Brutal Legend) >Blessing of Yamane (Castlevania) >Sound Item (Castlevania Rondo of Blood) >Dracula's Jam (Castlevania 3: Dracula's Curse) >Life - Faraway Promise (Chrono Cross) >Jumper's Theme, To Far Away Times (Chrono Trigger) >Smooth Criminal (Classic Sonic) >HLDJ (Counter-Strike) >WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH (Crash Bandicoot) >Geezer Gramophone/Banana Boom Box (Donkey Kong Country) >Music of the Prairie (Generic Western) >Theme of Halloween (Halloween) >Stepping To The Beat (Jet Set Radio) >Tema Del Jumper, Tema Di Mondi (Kingdom Hearts) >Rules of Nature (Metal Gear Rising - Red) >Grasshopper.1, Grasshopper.2 (No More Heroes) >PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAN! (Pepsiman) >Unova Originals (Pokemon Black & White) >Boss Theme, Orre-iginal Soundtrack (Pokemon Colosseum & XD Gale of Darkness) >Johto Jukebox (Pokemon Gold & Silver) >Sounds of Hisui (Pokemon Legends: Arceus) >Kanto-ST (Pokemon Red & Blue) >Hoenn Horns (Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire) >Celestial Chorus (Pokemon Scarlet & Violet) >Snappy Tunes (Pokemon Snap) >Uh! Uh! Skull!, Alolan Album (Pokemon Sun & Moon) >Trading Card Tunes (Pokemon Trading Card Game GB) >Kal-OST (Pokemon X & Y) >Soundtrack/Themesong (Sburb) >Indie Beat/8-Bit Tones (Scott Pilgrim) >OST the Hedgehog (Shadow the Hedgehog) >Live & Learn (Sonic Adventure) >Sound of Camelot (Sonic and the Black Knight) >Radio (Sonic OVA) >Sound of Smash (Super Smash Bros. World of Light) >Unravel (Tokyo Ghoul) >Blessing of Toby Fox (Undertale - Digger) >Transylvanian Horses (Van Helsing - One-Armed Anon)
>>196197 I suspect this is the actual reason. People accuse of pedophilia but usually the real answer is "I wish I could do high school over again and that I had a big titty gf"
>>196183 Add to >>196199 the Unplayable Game, Great Music perk from Cheetahmen.
>>196092 >jumper gets World Seed gold shop >never uses it because it's too easy
>>196200 But isn't the self insert a teacher? It's more likely a fetish thing.
>>196203 Man remember when “male teacher, horny female student” was THE American porn thing? Feels like another era ago.
>>196202 Reminder that the Gold Shop explicitly takes gold coins that you minted yourself.
>>196205 If only the Overlord Guildbase were that easy.
>>196107 This author has a really deep obsession with constant rape. Dance In The Vampire Bund is probably even worse about it though.
>>196207 It's literally a rape hentai.
>>196204 Do nurses even exist anymore?
>>196209 Allegedly? They’re just complaining about the implosion of the healthcare system instead of sexily posing with provocatively positioned syringes these days.
>>196208 I'm aware. Just pointing out that it's a trend even in his more serious works. As in "raping my own daughters to steal their artificially inseminated eggs to produce new daughters to rape until I can produce the 'perfect bride' who is fully and naturally fertile so I can create spawn with all my powers to help me devour the world" is literally the big bad's plan in DITVB. There's also the way werewolves need to have sex in that setting to make more of themselves or the fact forced reproduction camps for them were apparently a thing.
>>196196 Honestly speaking its not even that weird. I know a nephew of a friend who looks like he's older than his father despite being like 15. One of my ex coworkers had a babyface of a teen. Hell, I myself usually get that I look early 20s or so and in more of one occasion I have been asked to show my ID. Everyone else in the JTF looks more or less their age, Hasumi is the one that looks like walking sexo >>196204 Nothing of value was lost given how well BA is doing it
>>196212 >Nothing of value was lost given how well BA is doing it I don’t know. I miss the transgression and provocation on both sides, BA is way too japanese about things. Even the most lewd students are more cute than they are lewd, and two of the most pushed ones are barely plot relevant.
>>196209 They exist and they are the nasty kind of whore and they mostly do tiktok dances and whine online. Nothing sexy about them anymore.
>>196206 In fairness the gold coins it uses also double as universal alchemy and crafting ingredients.
>>196213 Weirdly enough I agree, although I do enjoy the cuteness there should be more romance. Also what you talking about the most shilled students are Shiroko, Hina, Hoshino, Mika and Yuka. Unless you mean Asuna and Karin, because yeah they're just there.
Should I just make up some Skills to purchase via the Skills perk in Striving For The Luxury Liner? I tried looking up the wiki for examples but the series doesn't have one. The perk in question for reference - Skills [50 CP each purchase] - The system of this world allows a person to learn skills with sufficient practice, as shown on a person’s status screen. The more common skills are things like Fire Magic, Swordsmanship, Martial Arts, Presence Detection, Physical Enhancement, and things of that nature. Each skill is ranked from 1 to 5, with 1 being a novice and 5 being mastery. Purchasing this perk will allow you to obtain a skill and the appropriate level of knowledge to utilize it at rank 1, while additional purchases may be used to either upgrade skills to higher ranks or buy new skills. Existing skills and abilities you have will be classified and ranked like this within your System, so an expert Fire Mage may end up with Fire Magic 3 or 4. I'm thinking of something like "augment summons" which is similar to that skill the protag from Black Summoner has that just grants a flat buff to every summon he's got.
>>196211 What the fuck man? I leave to go finish Dispatch and com back to this. I am not making a jump for that vampire rape.
>>196172 The Evil Robot, Ra Moon, and Stardroids destroy the planet with Rock de-weaponzied and no longer there to stop them. Also Proto, the only other option to potentially oppose those threats in Rock's absence, will probably shut down permanently without Wily to constantly run repairs on his systems. >>196185 Boktai being involved is what fundamentally dooms that timeline more than anything else. Since the entire universe is explicitly sentient there and hates all life. It's why Immortals and Eternals exist - to rid the universe of all living things and replace them with the unliving. >>196190 Wily even in the OG timeline started out good and explicitly wanted robots to be heroes. He fell into evil because Light told him his Dual Gear system was reckless and dangerous (and it was) and then got credit for being a genius inventor whilst he not only got shamed and discredited, but more or less forgotten and pushed into the shadows. This drove him right off the deep end, though that was very, very gradual as other anons note. Wily still retains enough moral decency in himself to not want Light /dead/ and same for Light himself despite Wily's crimes - it's only after repeat losses to Rock over and over that it causes him to go fully batshit and start making Zero to pretty much damn the world. And in Mega/Gigamix, Wily seems perfectly fine playing a saturday morning cartoon villain but nothing more than that. He even seems to take most of his defeats in stride rather than the usual aggressive seething he has in most of the Game continuity.
>metahuman perk section is going to be shallow but broad, fairly straightforward >items are sparse enough I can get away with a general section and then make something customisable >drawbacks will be fine too, plenty of inspiration out there >monster perks >… >aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAÄĂÁÆ (brain fries from trying to make general perks for these little goobers/trying to make specific perks for monster types with much, MUCH fewer examples even if I pull from the website/the stress of trying to reconcile website content with published content/the haunting realisation that trying to compress the blocks system into a pointbuy is Sisyphean) I think Mortasheen is the first time in a long, long while a specific perks section has given me more trouble than anything else. I didn’t even have this much trouble with Burn Legend and not only was a new jumpmaker back then, I was basically wildly inferring from canon Charms like a lawyer trying to infer a statement like “I don’t know this person” into a declaration of not just total innocence but never having been near the crime at all. >>196216 Asuna and Karin yeah, since they have way more exposure than everyone else for normies. Look BA is fine at what it does, I just miss the naughty cheerleader/honor student/whatever American horny stereotype that seems to have been annihilated during the cancel culture era and now replaced by…fucking tiktok thots, which just do not hit the same. >>196218 >Dispatch Did you keep the penguinz0 bat-man or the vigilante woman?
>>196218 I probably shouldn't mention that the MC's little brother (who is the trappiest werewolf trap to have ever trapped) falls in love with a biologically female but mentally male fellow werewolf in the sequel and there's a whole plot about how the latter gets threatened with getting himself made into a baby farm for new werewolves (since female werewolves are rare as fuck and can only be made through atavism) which would be deeply unpleasant since the 99% male werewolf species can only produce new werewolves by fucking in their wolf forms, then.
>>196220 >aughty cheerleader/honor student/whatever American horny stereotype We got the jap equivalents with the gyarus, class presidents, and so on. Its not the same, but its better than what modern murrica is trying to sell. Also Hasumi in a few hours. I'm going to blow my load
>>196220 >the penguinz0 bat-man Nta, but I didn't even know he was voiced by him until later into the game. The idea of a cocaine-addicted giant bat monster arrested for embezzlement and investment fraud was just too incredible of a concept to pass up.
>>196220 >vigilante woman I kept Coop as she needed a legal job or going back to killing. Fraud and cocaine doesn't seem that bad of a crime. But Sonar got back with the team in the end. I know some people waifued both women, but have no idea how they pulled that off. Everything seemed one or the other to me.
>>196224 I will take him and Waterboy in the second play through.
>>196225 >waifued both women Dafuq?
>>196225 >>196224 Understandable. Really can’t fault anyone’s choices ther either way, it’s a well set up “hard to be kind while also being nice” choice. …I’m still conflicted on whether I should actually play the game, it sounds decent enough for what it is but I just know the Telltale formula too well by this point. Also boo, no Aussie demon romance. >>196223 Even the lewdest gyaru, even the hentai ones, are blushing nuns compared to old-style murrican sluts. But it’s a moot point now because the current generation of e-thots are almost as pathetic as their fanbase.
I fired up C&C generals after years and holy fuck I forgot how wild video games were in the early 2000s. Chinese campaign starts with the GLA suicide nuking a military parade in Beijing, second mission has you rolling into Hong Kong shooting suicide bombers and cars while trying not to get your guys killed by GLA chemical tractors and blowing up a convention center or stadium and the third mission starts with you intentionally blowing up the Three Gorges Dam to stop the GLA horde.
>>196227 In Dispatch there are 4 options in most opular order >Invisigirl redemption >Blonde Blazer >Both >Neither People complained about not being able to waifu the demon >>196228 I was thinking it would be more game, but besides the mission section (which I sucked at as I tried to go in blind), it is just a movie with few inputs. If each chapter is about an hour long, the mission aspect is maybe 10-15 minutes
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>>196220 Just think of them as oc Hazbin demons and that you're making a section for their individual powersets.
>>196222 >the MC's little brother (who is the trappiest werewolf trap to have ever trapped) falls in love with a biologically female but mentally male fellow werewolf in the sequel and there's a whole plot about how the latter gets threatened with getting himself made into a baby farm for new werewolves Got a pic of them?
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>>196232 He can't do that because Mortasheen has an autistically intricate and in-depth power system even for shitter monsters. No dumb Vivizie shit here where it's unclear what the top tiers can even do.
>>195489 No way, she's shit.
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>>196234 I meant it as a way past his writer's block.
>>196229 Try Red Alert 3 next. American route is basically a western battle harem anime. Tiberium Twilight is great too, you can play an alien race of crystal crack addicts who have invented mass produced nanoswarms and sentient AI-pilotd city destroying motherships, and use it all to seed planets with their crack and harvest it. And all of that is just a MINING TEAM, the actual military has never been seen because the devs didn’t have the balls and just ended the series with Kane revealing all his schemes throughout the entire franchise were basically a glorified attempt at hijacking a space Uber to go home. >>196236 The structural problems are really more concerning than any amount of writer’s block.
I'm a deranged mentally ill freak and I fuck student
>>196235 You don't have to actually use her, just make sure she's ruined for Ohgi. It's the moral thing to do.
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>>196233 Here you go (finding good pics of them in A.S.O. is ASS). Yuuhi Regendorf (MC's brother) on the right and his love interest Phoebe on the left.
>>196211 >werewolves need to have sex in that setting to make more of themselves most species do this
>>196242 Yes, but I believe that Argent's point is that most werewolves don't.
>>196235 Real. Even CC has a vastly better personality despite probably having taken the entire earth's width in dick over the course of 600 years.
>>196244 Ironically I'm pretty sure the largest concentration of that occurred in the first twenty.
>>196242 But do most species have forced reproduction camps?
>>196238 Tell me about this one.
>>196242 See >>196222. I specifically mentioned "the way" they've gotta do it for a reason. Note that some of them in their true forms are utterly fucking massive - Wolfgang's, Akira and Yuuhi's father, head alone is larger than a man's torso in his true form. And the forced breeding camps - whilst now thoroughly illegal in the modern day - still implicitly happened in the past. Meaning that the women forced to participate in them DID NOT have a good time if the werewolves in-setting are at all proportionate size wise down there in their true forms to the rest of them (and knowing this author...). At one point werewolves were definitely being treated as diet Garou in DITVB and even without that, you're still looking at "massive wolf has to have sex with tiny as fuck woman to produce new wolf kids".
>>196248 This is reminding me of Arcanum gnomes. Can we genocide the wolves?
>>196248 Who would win in a rape-off, the rapewolves or the rapebirds from Limbus?
>>196250 the what
>>196249 No, because the worst of that shit is 1) long since illegal and 2) we have no direct examples of it being ongoing in the modern day. There are still antagonistic or evil werewolves, but most of them are insane/tortured into insanity and not doing anything in their right minds. The werewolves featured in the series are all pretty damn moral (even with their harsh warrior culture) and are the biggest opposition, alongside the good vampires, against the eldritch abomination who literally wants to consume the world that is the True Ancestor. You'd be better off wiping out the vampire clan heads who are FAR more evil (one of them, Ivanovic, is literally the reason for the aforementioned werewolf torture) and then working with them to destroy the True Ancestor, who is actually engaging in hyper rage-eugenics to create his 'perfect bride' to rape and then devour the world alongside his spawn with all of his powers. >>196250 The rapebirds have weird parasitization shit going on, so them.
>>196251 THE RAPEBIRDS FROM LIMBUS god pay attention
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>>196250 The Rapebirds are fully sapient and highly intelligent at the moment of birth, but in mere seconds conclude that they must rape. The Rapebirds are capable of raping with every action they take; even clawing you is enough to impregnate you. Rapebirds are the Ultimate Rapeform. >>196251 Life outside the City is not a good deal for anyone.
>>196252 *hyper rape-eugenics. But the millennia (if not more) of him raping his own daughters is definitely rage inducing.
>>196247 That's Rio, the president of Seminar and Millennium (the science school). A giant turbo autist that can create her own city in secret, develop an army of robots and so on. Also incapable of cleaning after herself. I think Shard can explain her better since I'm a bit distracted rn
>>196256 >I'm a bit distracted rn stop dying so you can discuss waifus
>>196256 >can create her own city in secret, develop an army of robots and so on Is there going to be a perk for that?
>>196220 Lol Lmao even. But really, I think people will understand if you don't use the blocks system, It really is just way too much. Gotta ask though, did you put all the neat system details up for purchase? Easy rezzes back at base? Advancing your abilities from increasing your social standing? Can we keep the plutonium rule? other than that I really just want jumper to be a hive mind (not just the easy chicanery with engineers applying wormbrain cores to themselves but also being a boo man or an AI network like wreath)
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>>196250 ENTER
>>196262 do the roach mutants rape anyone? I honestly can't remember
>>196237 >Tiberium Twilight No, that's Tiberium Wars and Kane's Wrath. Twilight is the franchize-killer.
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>>196253 >THE RAPEBIRDS FROM LIMBUS Head's NO NONHUMANS ALLOWED policy is entirely justified.
Other than the time of the main games what would be the best period to enter the Destiny jumps?
>>196265 I like that the H Corp elders were like, "An Arbiter sat on that chair once. Leave it there is a monument to man's hubris so future generations will know of this tragedy."
>>196265 I don't actually know what Limbus is
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>>196268 A bus.
>>196268 Third game in the series after Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina.
>>196269 If they have rape birds and have a nonhuman policy I'm very concerned about their route.
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>>196271 wrong bus
>>196272 That's a tram
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>>196273 There is a wheel
>>196274 no wonder they get raped by birds if their shit is so confusing
>>196275 Fucking wheels how do they work
>>196275 You can actually see the wheels on the bus in the first pic. Notably, they go round and round.
wheeeeeeeels
Would Integra accept being the companion of a vampire who worked for her her whole life alongside Alucard? I doubt she would accept vampirism and she might see it as fleeing her duties to the family business but the government is taking over Hellsing soon anyways, and Companion status offers immortality that doesn't stem from vampirism and isn't inherently immoral. I do kind of wonder how badly a protestant would chafe under the idea of Jump-chan.
>>196279 Could swing either way. As long as you can promise her humanity, prolly could be convinced.
>>196280 I was leaning in that direction, maybe more of a swing in favor of her accepting given how much she actually loves Alucard for being her 'knight'.
My twitter feed, with which I literally only follow porn artists, is currently 90% avatar for some reason and it pisses me off. Less blue people more boobs, algorithm. This has nothing to do with any of you I just want to complain.
>>196141 >>196152 Lilith is clearly terrible (left her first husband, barely let her second husband see their kid, ditched them both and allowed genocide on her people), but I think the show is gonna portray her as positive somehow even though by her actions she's actually the worst character in the verse
>>196282 Don't you want to see the newest CGIfest hollywood pedo slop though?
>>196283 acceptable >>196285 no
>>196285 Honestly Cameron doesn't let Avatar have substandard CGI.
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>>196238 Are you okay my Italian friend?
>>196236 They really put Al through the ringer in season 2. He needs to cook in season 3
>>196288 No >Pic Cute girl Tell me about her >>196259 There was already one in the WIP. Had a big Rio next to it too
Good night guys
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>>196283 have demons
>>196289 YOU'RE GONNA GET MORE SAD BOY ALASTOR YAOI AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT
>>196290 >No If you can't afford medication or antibiotics, did you at least take some white rum, honey and lime to help with a potential chest infection? >Cute girl >Tell me about her That's UMP9/Lenna from Girls Frontline, she's a former dollnapper turned Merc who's very sweet. She has a sister whose flat and called UMP45/Leva
>>196291 Good night, WoL
>>196293 But he broke his contract and probably got Rosie to make him even stronger. Surely he's gonna be a menace, right?
>>196254 >Rapebirds are the Ultimate Rapeform The ultimate fusion between The Long Quiet, Kars, and Grimm.
>>196239 Why would I hurt Ohgi? Other than being part of the of the Black Knights, who betrayed Zero for literally the stupidest reason ever yeah I can see why. >>196244 I doubt she has taken much dick.
>>196292 >Demon Maid One can only imagine what the employment contract for a Demon Maid looks like.
>>196300 I mean, being a mamono, she's probably more concerned about being able to fuck on the job than actually getting paid.
>>196299 She's a 600 year old woman whose ultimate wish is to find love. Canonically Benjamin Franklin's lover for a time. Has a magical power than can induce 'love' and literally groomed a young boy in a desperate attempt to find connection. I do like her but come on man.
>>196301 No one said the contract had to just be about money. >If the services provided are considered satisfactory for one month, the master will be required to marry the maid.
>>196302 No I mean, this is a japanese thing, so sex just can't happen, obviously, she must have had sex very rarely. I'M MAKING FUN OF THE WHOLE TROPE but let's not pretend this isn't a possibility either.
>>196256 >A giant turbo autist that can create her own city in secret, develop an army of robots How did she do that?
>>196301 >pic Goddamn that's a smooth pen flourish. I'd hire her for that alone.
>>196305 He forgot to mention the instant ramen. She only eat instant ramen. Who the fuck does that? They must be the same overwanked FFXV instant ramens.
>>196303 tbh I was thinking maid cafe for some reason, which means being allowed to flirt with customers and being able to quit without notice are the two important things. Your answer works too though. >>196306 You get a chain but you start in mge. Enjoy your demon maid.
>>196304 Normally I'm willing to play along because anime characters are written to either be saints or very overtly for the streets but Code Geass pays huge lips service to the idea of people acting 'realistically' so I'm not willing to imagine ANY person being alive that long being celibate.
>>196309 I mean, it took forever for Lelouch and Karen to kiss, and him and CC never fucked.
>>196308 >tbh I was thinking maid cafe for some reason, which means being allowed to flirt with customers and being able to quit without notice are the two important things. A maid cafe is also good. I could see the maid cafes in tourist destinations having a lot of competition for who gets to work there.
>>196310 Lelouch is on that revolution grindset and he hates his dad more than he likes sex.
>>196308 >You get a chain but you start in mge. Enjoy your demon maid. But I don't want a demon maid. I want a demon lawyer with the smoothest pen spin I've ever seen.
>>196312 Yeaaaaah, that's what I was talking about.
>>196311 Yeah, pretty much. Go read some of the Dragonia book, specifically the descriptions of food. Half of them are like "yeah this item is a specifically only sold in oversized portions so you're forced to share it with someone else. This makes it very popular for couples! Here, i've already bought us a plate. Don't worry, it's not like we're a couple or anything, yet." >>196313 Maid lawyer. She can multitask.
>>196315 >She can multitask. But can she do taxes? That's the most important part. Everyone knows that the greatest expression of love is filing your taxes together.
>>196316 I thought the greatest expression of love was declaring that you have three dependents on your taxes?
>>196317 No, that's part of the multi-step processes of tax filing. A very loving part, yes. But you still need to figure out your new tax brackets and file for tax breaks depending on marital status and special needs.
>>196314 I can excuse it because he has a lot of reasons to be that way and, let's be real, he's pretty mentally ill.
>>196319 I call bullshit, because him and CC, they are close, close. The movie even end with him going with her and naming himself LL, which iirc, the people making it actively said it was a roundabout way to propose to CC. >he's pretty mentally ill. That's just normal japanese MC behavior, in all honesty. The banishment and genocide musn't have helped though, but one shot out of ten.
>>196315 >Half of them are like "yeah this item is a specifically only sold in oversized portions so you're forced to share it with someone else. This makes it very popular for couples! Here, i've already bought us a plate. Don't worry, it's not like we're a couple or anything, yet." Joke’s on them, I brought a box. >Maid lawyer. She wears the maid outfit in court and the suit when cleaning.
>>196320 I would normally agree but the movie is pretty blatantly meant to be fanservice. I like it but it clashes really hard with the original ending so I have a hard time factoring that into my evaluation. Confined wholly to the original series Lelouch and CC are mostly accomplices with some strong suggestions at romantic feelings towards the end
>>196217 Do it. Just don't create them too powerful.
>>196322 I actually see your point. The movie tried to make the Black Knights less retarded, but retarded is still retarded, and I like Revive, and I like a lot of things, but it clashes. But Zero Requiem is a stupid fucking plan, and everyone knows it, and if they disagree they should go fuck themselves.
>>196312 Men dream of only two things.
>>196312 honestly anyone with Lelouch's powerset could very easily just kill Charles via proxy suicide bombers. The whole revolution thing was just Lelouch's ego.
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>>196282 >Settings & Privacy > Privacy & Safety > Content you see > Intrests > Start unchecking boxes & refresh > Repeat every week or less because random topics WILL sneak through because fuck you They keep changing the damn algorithm so now every post you interact is a possible landmine for fucking up your feed. You don’t even have to like the post, just clicking on it tends to be enough. Mines has never recovered properly since November where it got completely replaced with Hasbin Hotel & furry Dispatch shit one day instead of the usual jp/kr mecha artists & the artists they follow. >>196256 Now I’m upset that Win 11 fucked everything up for you, I still want to join Millennium. Mostly for the wheelchair cripple. (At least we still have the old BA jump but…) >>196325 Mecha & boobs!
>>196327 I wanna touch mech boobs.
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>>196328 Ask & ye shall receive
>>196261 Yeah after having had the whole working day to seethe at my desk, desperately struggle not to fall asleep at a meeting while also troubleshooting the contract I’ve come to the conclusion that double perklines per monster type (if I really squint and pull from the site content) and some of generalised powerlevel tierlist is probably the way to go. No more ye olde nWoD jump selling Disciplines-style design, I do not want to fight about the power of swarm rules or how much speed matters for the meta. Anyway, notwithstanding the fact that jump is being greatly impeded by work, >Easy rezzes back at base? That will be both an item given the nature of the Green Goo (TM) and a metahuman freebie since the game says metahumans can’t fight for SHIT compared to monsters unless they’re engineers that have abandoned the weakness of flesh. >Advancing your abilities from increasing your social standing? >Can we keep the plutonium rule? …hmm. You know, I didn’t even think about the game mechanics too hard. Originally Drop-In was just going to be Wreathe stuff. But actually, now that I think about, the metahuman discounts are going to be divided more by Discipline and Think Tank. And it doesn’t really make sense for Drop-Ins to be enmeshed with either of those. So yeah. Consider that in now. Note to self: Originally there was also going to be a specific perk for metahumans to buy and/or discount monster perks, and vice versa. Will have to consider reworking that. Especially since Vampires, and arguably some Devilbirds and Warped are smarter than the average fella. To the point recruiting a Vampire is more about convincing it to tag along than the traditional pokemon shenanigans. >other than that I really just want jumper to be a hive mind (not just the easy chicanery with engineers applying wormbrain cores to themselves but also being a boo man or an AI network like wreath) Boo Man will be a monster origin, yeah. As for AI…still working out the details, but keep an eye on Drop-In. >>196264 Ah, right. >>196262 …has that ended yet? Have the whales, the roaches and the Chinese finished destroying the setting? >>196284 I’m mainly hopeful for the villainous twist because, well, it’s the fastest and most direct way to exonerate CHARLIE’S fuckups by finally having her take some goddamn initiative without tripping over her feet. But also yeah this is a very real and present risk
>>196329 Many thanks.
metal titties...
>>196324 Nta but disagree, it's based on Lelouch's optimistic (naive) vision of mankind, and his form of redemption.
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>>196330 Shard they're already saying how Lilith's firery protests were MOSTLY peaceful.
>>196334 I know but I’m afraid of having hope in a Vivziepop work actually following through on it’s premise and having the balls to make someone this integral to the plot look that bad. Valentino got to be the jilted latina gf (male) this season. Fucking VALENTINO.
>>196334 Lillith is battling Stolas in the terrible parent competition and the scary thing is she's winning handily >>196335 Hey, Stolas looks terrible and he's basically the protagonist of Helluva Boss now
I'm awake, dehydrated and horny, how're you anons doing? What's the best jump to make an aikido Waifu companion in?
>>196333 It's still fucking retarded.
>>196334 The more I hear about it, the more it seems like RWBY.
>>196284 >she's actually the worst character in the verse I suppose it's appropriate that even now she's always competing with Adam.
>>196337 The Forbidden Kingdom let's you make bullshit martial arts actually viable.
>>196337 Tired but good, I finished a problem that will ensure I'll not longer have another problem. >aikido Whyyy?
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>>196341 I refuse to use Spazz's jumps but thanks for the suggestion. >>196342 >Whyyy? I like how the style is portrayed in fiction even if it doesn't reach those heights in real life, plus I like the idea of her going all shibukawa on someone.
>>196338 It makes sense for the series, I accept it, just like I accept Lelouch being able to build plans based on the assumption he will perfectly predict when the other will talk and them working.
>>196344 Eh, that's fair I guess.
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I need some programming perks in this life. Here is what I hot from trying to generate furry Senko on local AI.
>>196343 To me it just look like Judo.
>>196347 Grappling arts tend to have alot of overlap though in real life situations you'd be significantly better off learning Judo than Aikido.
>>196347 Theres only so many ways to manipulate a body before you get into something silly. Personally I like ringen from the german school of martial arta. All about breaking someone joints from torquing in the wrong direction.
>>196346 >pic please never do this again
>>196347 Its worse than that, actual Martial Artists refer to it as Bullshido
>>196351 Are you proud of it? Are you proud of your joke?? You can be I laughed
>>196347 If what little Judo I know was Aikido, I would be dead. Learn Judo or BJJ.
>>196352 You're gonna have to explain what you thought the joke there was.
>>196355 Wait, that wasn't a pun between a martial art and Bullshit?
>>195748 1d100 = 77 1d100 = 70 1d100 = 88 Ignore me please.
>>196352 I wasn't joking, if you go to any Martial Artist forum/online community to see their opinion to Aikido you're going to definitely see the people call it that among a wide amount of valid criticism >>196356 it is a Pun on Bushido(not a martial art but rather the Samurai code of honor, which in actuality was a lot looser, but is typically idolized by weebs in the west) and Bullshit yeah. Martial Artists use it for glorified martial arts that are typically considered bullshit, other than Aikido I often see it used for Krav Maga
>>196356 It is, between bushido and bullshit initially, but it's a term from like the 90s.
>>196358 >>196359 That's interesting actually!
>>196358 >other than Aikido I often see it used for Krav Maga Systema as well. Alot of keyboard "martial artists" tend to also use it to describe any traditional martial art.
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What Christianity's official lore of other religions gods existing?
>>196362 They're demons deceiving people to worship them or else it's just things people are making up wholesale
>>196362 Demons. Kind of like SMT actually. Except in SMT's God and Angels are in fact demons, they just pretend they aren't and everything else is.
>>196362 >>196363 Or they are saints or lesser gods, all of which are below the one True God.
>>196362 They're reinterpreted as manipulative demons attempting to subvert god's authority usually. I believe that's why a lot of the demons of the Goetia have a ton of domains and specialties and mannerisms that don't really seem all that demonic. "Don't trust that fucker he'll teach you math and give you platonic advice on healthy living!" Could be misremembering on them specifically though.
>>196365 All the lesser gods are just demons though. It's not like Zeus is just chilling out there somewhere.
>>196366 My favorite is Beleth. "He look like a bulking ugly beast, but you must be polite with him"
>>196362 A lot of pagan gods were integrated into Christianity as Saints, so people could still pray to them. But the general stance was that Pagans were worshipping demons pretending to be gods.
>>196363 That's not wholly true, back when Christians travelled the world going around converting people one of the common tactics used was to draw up similarities between the local gods and various stories of the bible or Yahweh, essentially saying that they were worshiping the same thing it's just that they were missing out on the wider context/stories of the bible.
Just googled what the fuck Mortasheen is, and I gotta ask, are you okay Shard? Is this another one of those hate jumps?
>>196368 I like how some of them are described in ways completely at odds with what you call them for, like how Amdusias is associated with cacophonous music of hell and a voice like thunder but like, that's your tree guy. Call Amdusias if you need a tree bent. Also some of them are written about like they're being recommended for this and that. "Oh, right, go call Purson if you need a familiar. He gives pretty good familiars."
>>196370 I would say it's less "You guys were worshipping our God all along!" and more "There are true and good aspects of your religion, but here's the actual full truth and goodness." It's the same thing with the cultures and holidays. They weren't "stealing" the holidays, they were trying to keep the local culture as intact as possible while removing everything unacceptable from a Christian standpoint
>>196372 Do you read occult tomes for fun?
>>196374 I dabble a little. The Ars Goetia is extremely mainstream though.
>>196367 Christians have been passing pagan gods as saints for a long time. Mostly for evangelization purposes. The Bible just has false idols being demons at best.
>>196372 And then, there's things like Gremory. "the power of procuring love from women" >>196374 The Ars Goetia is a classic. It helps that fiction often use things from it.
>>196377 I really enjoy how a lot of them have crossover too. Barbatos will help you make up with a friend after an argument or estrangement which is pretty cool, but he isn't the only one who does that. Focalor is kinda funny and kinda sad too. He'll fuck up anybody no questions asked but he'll also remain totally chill if that's what you want; likely flippant because he wants to go back home to heaven eventually and he's distracted by that.
>>196375 >>196377 I'm not gonna lecture you guys cuz I know that's the last thing anyone wants, especially coming from me, I'm just saying you have to be careful with this kind of stuff. These entities really are out there and if you go looking for them it won't be hard to find them. That's what I believe, anyways, and even if I'm wrong I still wouldn't risk it
>>196379 >I know that's the last thing anyone wants I'd love a lecture about the Ars Goetia.
>>196379 I mean I'm not gonna contract any of them. Most of them are still generally manipulative and still do other demon things; other than like Orobas who will generally be your best friend and help you become popular and protect you from evil spirits and such. He's kinda weirdly just all upsides if you don't be a dick towards him. Other than Orobas though they are still totally demon lords and stuff. I mean Seir is literally said to be good on a personal level while ambivalent to evil in social interaction, but yeah. Everybody knows to not make a deal with a demon.
Who has that greentext of tumblr/twitter witches trying to cast spells and getting blasted by the spirit of some ancient saint who fought witches?
>>196380 Stolas is in there. He's the patron demon of leaving your wife for a man
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>>196383 Not bad for a smart hoothoot.
>>196371 Mortasheen is weird and niche, but why would you assume the only reason to interact with it is hate?
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>>196378 >Barbatos will help you make up with a friend after an argument or estrangement which is pretty cool With gay sex?
>>196387 I don't recall many if any demons that help you with gay stuff actually. Many of them will matchmake men and women though. That's like a surprisingly common thing they'll do.
>>196388 Nta but isn't the exact wording, gaining the affection of man/woman?
>>196388 >Demons are shippers Well that explains why Viv made them the good guys in Homo Hostel.
Okay but what if Shinji actually just had a really positive outlook on life and kept interpreting everying Gendo did in the best (incorrect) possible light? >Get in the giant robot. >"Holy fuck a giant robot, this makes up for ten years of absence, you're the best dad!" >Here's this emotionally dead blue girl, you work with her now. >"Sweet, free girlfriend! Best dad ever!" >You're living with Misato. >"God you're so awesome dad, sexy ass milf getto!" And so on.
>>196391 The plot would find a way to fuck with him, somehow. Remember that one time where he followed orders, fough on, and caused the apocalypse?
Its cold. I don't like 30 Fahrenheit.
>>196391 Don't they all then into Fanta at the end? Who cares what his grindset is like when his gyatt is gone.
>>196389 I believe it's rather explicit in most cases with language like "causes men to love women and women to love men." A few of them just state they help acquire the love of women so theoretically a woman could call them up to get their lez on. A few also help acquire the love of friends and enemies but that seems more like a popularity/charisma thing, and interpreting it as romantic love seems liberal.
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Doez this mean I could get a hot Aztec dragon goddess wife in any Bible jump?
>>196395 Oh sad.
>>196394 all turned*
>>196396 Counterpoint: how many bible jumps are there?
>>196394 They come back eventually. Rebuild is after the movie. Dude fumbled hard killing Asuka again
>>196401 Meh, it's Asuka.
>>196393 What about the Indigo Prophecy?
>>196392 Sure the plot could fuck with Shinji, but just imagine that Shinji just keeps interpreting Gendo's actions in the best (incorrect) possibly light regardless. Comedy. >>196394 It's the journey, not the destination.
>>196394 >into Fanta >the drink
>>196405 >Nazis were trying to start the thirst impact
I will crossbreed Bloodborne Great Ones with Dishonored Whales.
>>196407 That's not how it work.
>>196407 If you keep the Bloodborne Great Ones and also their children alive, they'd probably see this as a hige victory.
>>196407 Add the whales from the Leviathan jump into the mix
>>196371 Positive. Believe or not, this one's actually a bit of a nostalgia trip for me. I remember this thing back when it was a handful of pencil sketches on an obscure website, and being fascinated by the idea of someone making a fictionalised Pokemon game but...gross. It's nice to see after years and years, it actually got made.
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>>196408 It will.
I'm so bored but I don't feel like working on Insaniquarium yet. In all honesty I'm starting to suspect that my interest in making that Jump at all has come and gone. However, I almost always feel that way right after making a big Jump, so I'll give it a bit more time.
>>196411 >It's nice to see after years and years, it actually got made. Oh shit, I thought it was still a WIP. It’s been so long that I kinda fell off from following the project, only barely remembering when I come across one of his designs when looking through images. Thinking about it so was the Look Outside game when I saw the early monster designs on tumblr years ago. It’s nice to see both finished.
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One of my goats just gave birth this morning. Tell me about your Jumper's children!
>>196415 Happy birthgoat!
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>>196414 Best part is (according to the maker, on an admittedly nuclear /tg/ thread; he has some kind of Gohanposter stalking him across the internet and making up bullshit about him. But instead of Gohanposter, it's the guy IRL for some reason) he's eventually going to add more monsters, including the ones from his site like the fucked up dolphin ones and the Ultimates. Which means the site is fair game for jump content inspiration. >>196413 It happens. One day you just hit a wall and realise you're done. Just like every human endeavour, Father Time takes his toll sooner or later. >>196415 They must never be let out of their qlippothic proto-dimension for the good of the greater multiverse unless they actualise their demiurgic potential instead of continue to revere desecration as the ultimate end state. Every year, their maws nibble a little closer towards the barrier between Is and Not. The monstergirl gacha systems they periodically form to enact their freedom are bad enough already. I also have a small sun, who is very cute even though she is squandering her divine potential in a different way by being a martial autist. And a few male children scattered across the multiverse who, while far less powerful than their sisters in order to retain their naive sense of individuality, are at least far more responsible with the "mere" power of a god or once and future king or whatever.
>>196415 Congratulation on impregnating a goat.
>>196417 Hey Shard, do you have any monstergirls who are just A Disappointment? Not going full desecration/ontological evil, not living up to their potential, not being assimilated or anything. Just...complete good for nothing girlfailures.
>>196419 Imagine Blobfishgirl
>>196420 I've been having this image of a False Hydra monstergirl who's just too damn shy and nerdy to actually do what she's biologically supposed to and seduce/consume people/information and replacing things with herself. So she just kinda lives in her room like a ball of waifu-shaped kudzu. This image has lingered in my mind since...probably the beginning of the year when Shard made a random comment about False Hydra monstergirls.
>>196417 >They must never be let out of their qlippothic proto-dimension for the good of the greater multiverse unless they actualise their demiurgic potential instead of continue to revere desecration as the ultimate end state. IHATETHEDEMIURGE IHATETHEDEMIURGE IHATETHEDEMIURGE IHATETHEDEMIURGE IHATETHEDEMIURGE IHATETHEDEMIURGE IHATETHEDEMIURGE IHATETHEDEMIURGE IHATETHEDEMIURGE IHATETHEDEMIURGE
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>>196417 Hey Shard, could you add pagan goddesses waifus to the Hellaverse Jump?
>>196420 pl no buli her by depressurizing her and making her look weird.
>>196421 >False Hydra oh god >>196424 Funny thing is that I find them genuinely funny, they are basically the aquatic version of sloths.
>>196419 The constant competition metastasises the weak back into the strong before they even leave the womb, before the strong themselves are subsumed into the Imperial Lilim hiveminds. That ontological weakness however, IS recycled into the plagues of monstergirls they secret outside their prison in order to swarm (relatively politely) and attempt to bridge the principles of proto-reality and the phenomenal world to leave their prison. This is where all the "cute" and "funny" monstergirls come from, and why they must be gently shepherded by Lunars or other spiritual adjutants before a critical mass of them forms. I can't find a pic of a manatee mermaid on short notice, so just look at this cute manatee and contrast it with a pod of dolphins, orcas or sperm whales as the gulf between the Manatee Mermaids exiled/secreted to the outside world to just kind of float around looking for grass, hugs and armpits, and the Gulper Eel Mermaids that commit vore in the blink of an eye. Or other cthonic horrors. Or like, compare Charlie to Xana from Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. >>196423 No, and even if I did they'd be unrecognisable.
Everyone is always on about the False Hydra, but the real ones remember Mockery Bugs.
>>196428 ...since we are talking about freakish stuff, how about Rat King?
>>196429 Eh, they've nothing in common. Meanwhile both False Hydras and Mockery Bugs fulfill that same "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" niche in monster design.
>>196430 >Mockery Bugs Imagine, Worm/Swarm That Walk girl.
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>>196415 Congrats anon, give him lots of headbutts when he grows up some more in a few months. >Tell me about your Jumper's children! I don’t think any of my jumpers ever had a child the traditional way. They usually adopt and/or create. By far the Medabot robots my Toy chain jumper are the most childish “children” as thanks to the already large number of regular living toys that’s been acting as surrogate parents, many kitbashed toys grow up mentally really fast. The Medabot robots don’t exactly have that luxury…mostly because they have no solid control over their strength (& fighting off the government + Rahu has done nothing to rectify it either since they were prioritizing Jumpers safety…). They really like to solve disputes by taking one of their limbs off to use as a weapon before play fighting, with the winner being the one with the less damaged arm. It’s exhausting, until Jumper remembers that they likely learned it from looking at how the Custom Robos interact & modify themselves. >his site like the fucked up dolphin ones and the Ultimates. Which means the site is fair game for jump content inspiration. Hell yeah, good luck on the jump Shard. I’ll wait patiently, like with everything else.
>>196431 The sex would be quite awkward I imagine
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>>196427 Can you at least tell me what tier in the hierarchy Pagan Gods would go into?
>>196311 This is the idea you just gave me: >Themed cafe staffed by Mamono >The gimmick is that you can do a ceremony where you "marry" your waitress >However, customers are not told that the staff member who performs the ceremony is an actual ordained minister, so the ceremony is legally binding
>>196433 Just the sex?
>>196435 Genuinely no, because Hazbin is so vague and underwhelming about it's powerlevels that a pagan god could be anything from a Sin to a random hellborn in a tunic who somehow gave themself weather powers through mad science.
>>196436 >Themed cafe staffed by Mamono >The gimmick is that you can do a ceremony where you "marry" your waitress nta, but that seems like it would be horrifying.
Good morning guys, had a great day at yoga today.
>>196415 >pic I wish to pet this creature.
>>196442 If you didn't, you would be evil.
>>196413 How strong should the mentor perk be? Because for 800 it seems pretty weak, sorry i don't read many portal invasion stories
>>196316 Why would a jumper pay taxes?
>>196445 It's early-chain and you don't want to blow your cover yet. Discretion is the better part of valor and all that.
>>196445 Because taxes are romantic, duh.
>>196447 Please, do not have sex using taxes.
>>196448 Taxes aren't about sex. They're about mutualism and community. To build others up.
>>196449 Ah, so it's foreplay for an orgy.
>>196445 How will you have access to luxuries without paying taxes? And besides any Jumper is rich enough to pay taxes.
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>>196364 I know some say they are all the same and feeding off of your prayers and attention. Loosh farm of the emotion parasites. >>196415 Jumper adopted two wonderful kids in DCAU. Ace was with jumper from the start as someone needed to keep her powers in check. Batman did not like seeing jumper carry her into fights with a baby sling, but she had a lot of magical protections on her. Being the child of a wizard might not have been the most healthy of options. She didn't even learn how to eat until she was almost five, due to a ring of sustenance. Jumper thought it was the best way for her to get proper nutrition. It took some work to get her enrolled in a public school to learn social skills and not school learning. It took work because jumper is not a citizen of any nation, just rich. Some time passed and jumper kept getting called in because the school kept accusing Ace of lying. Like saying the Earth is hollow and full of dinosaurs, unicorns are demons that eat virgin hearts, and her dad is a wizard. A few years passed and she wanted a sibling. So being the big brain wizard jumper is it is much easier to adopt another kid instead of start dating and find a wife. So jumper adopted Annie and gave her a human body after soul trapping her so that she would survive. Not the first time jumper has used this tactic. They were good kids, even if Annie took longer to adapt to jumper and his antics. One time when jumper was blasted into another dimension by Darkseird they took his magic mirror to hunt him down, and accidentally broadcasted the search on tvs world wide. But jumper eventually came home a few local months later and finished raising his kids. By the end of Batman Beyond both Ace and Annie were grandmothers in their own right and had grown up to be very happy and much better endings than if jumper left them alone.
>>196445 >>196316 >Taxation IS A fee to the subscription service of civilization which due to them odern age is not something one is easily able to opt out of or leave the benefits behind therein, and thus are compelled as if it were a forced subscription by a cyberpunk megacorporation. Which is what makes it theft
>>196453 But in Might & Magic, the peasants are the goats!
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>>196453 acksually, how we will have roads if we do not pay taxes?
>>196455 Why do our roads still suck despite paying taxes?
>>196456 Corruption is the price we pay for liberal civilization.
>>196457 Well, Civilization is a grift.
>>196451 >How will you have access to luxuries without paying taxes? That is what minions are for >And besides any Jumper is rich enough to pay taxes. Yes, but jumper is a dragon and taxation is theft of gold.
>>196460 What luxuries would a dragon even need? They just sleep and eat living beings.
>>196458 Civilization is the basic promise that if you do not kill me to take my women, then I will not kill you to take yous. Marriage is I will feed and protect woman if she can guarantee the kids are mine.
>>196461 You do not know Gold Dragons.
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Update on the goats, and some bad news. The brown one, a boy, has issues with his hind legs not working right. We think he got squished either in the womb or when being born. He can still reach the teats, thankfully. Hopefully though with some leg massages and stimulation he should be able to walk in the future. I'll check on him again this afternoon and give him leg messages and make sure he drinks. Speaking of, anyone else else here ever honestly take any of those crippled/lose a limb Drawbacks that pop up in Jumps? It seems so rare a thing.
>>196461 A grand castle to hold their gold and treasure in. lighting, minions, to raise the cattle and charge dwarves money for tours of a much better treasure hoard they can never touch. And people to support Bragging Day
>>196464 Oh damn, sorry to hear that!
>>196464 >anyone else else here ever honestly take any of those crippled/lose a limb Drawbacks that pop up in Jumps? It seems so rare a thing. Fairly frequently, yeah. I prefer sitting out of things and it gives a good excuse. Plus it gives me a reason to actually use my large collection of hoverchairs
>>196464 >Speaking of, anyone else else here ever honestly take any of those crippled/lose a limb Drawbacks that pop up in Jumps? It seems so rare a thing. Hope goat recovers. Also yeah I tend to occasionally take lose a limb drawbacks. Usually an arm, basically never a leg.
>>196462 The entire purpose of civilization is controlling the women resource and thus controlling power. Men do revolt a lot when they don't acess to reproduction, and some men even die as long as they believe the current power will give women to them. Despite our sophistication, we are nothing more than slaves to our biology.
>>196464 Only rarely and then usually just an eye. Makes larping as Odin or pirate easier.
>>196469 The entire point of living is to reproduce and ensue the lives of your children.
>>196464 Here's hoping the little guy gets well soon.
>>196471 But having a consciousness runs opposite to this. Sexual pleasure only exists so a living being can convince its own consciousness that reproduction is necessary. As for the purpose of a consciousness, who knows? Do we live to self-actualize ourselves? Or do we live just for pleasure until we fade in death?
>try posting on /jc/ >You have been permanantly banned from all boards >Proxy/Tor nodes >never used such things, not even a VPN The fuck? Is Starlink now a proxy node or something? I don't understand. Well, I guess I'm staying here.
>>196473 Adam fell that men might be. And men are, that they might find joy.
>>196473 Everyone has a consciousness. The problem is that humans has too much ot it along with brain, so they started to want to see meanings in everything and nothing when the answer is stupidly childish.
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>>196473 >Or do we live just for pleasure until we fade in death? Many women cannot understand this is what leads them to being old and single.
Are there any jumps where death magic/necromancy are seen or put to use in a more positive bent?
>>196479 Eberron has religions based around positive energy necromancy run by ancestor worshipers who preserve their people from death with it.
>>196445 Because it gives him an excuse to go after corrupt officials for misappropriating his funds towards pedophile islands and corporate socialism and not actually putting them toward infrastructure.
>>196479 Vainquerer The Dragon has the Indeathstrial Revolution. Plus the Goddess of Undeath is pretty chill. Pathfinder Skybourne has tons of necromancers and undead around and part of civilization...mostly because they need all the help they can get. Though it also means they teach Death Sphere magic in universities and the like. The city of Andrus even has an entire district dedicated to the undead citizens, and plenty of people can make good money as "meals" for vampires there.
>>196481 Purging all of that will cause or require a complete reset from the ground up. If you want to stay in a modern world you need to understand they have set it up to collapse if they are removed.
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>>196458 I would like to say based but a lot of people who say this have never spent a single night in the woods so I don't know for sure yet.
>>196483 >they have set it up to collapse if they are removed Vastly overestimating themselves and underestimating the other, especially a jumper.
Good morning my nikkas
>>196486 Good morning my Blue Archive poster of boobs.
>>196486 good morning
>>196482 >Goddess of Undeath is pretty chill I think you mean super chill, the undead industrial revolution was a rousing success. Almost as much as the Loot Dodo farm and the Eldritch Moonman Orgy. Vainqueur the Dragons was a great story and had some fantastic characters. It makes me want a Looking For Group jump as Richard has similar vibes.
>>196483 >need to understand they have set it up to collapse if they are removed. Fiat iustitia ruat au caelem!
>>196469 What on pussy-slavering are you on about? It's mostly about quality of life.
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Do things in Gil's Gate "replenish" for lack of a better word? Like could he give out that youth potion to others if he wanted and then get more as it refills, or whatever?
>>196491 He's a gay retard but he has half of a point. Men don't bother doing anything unless there's a future for them in the form of pussy, or the family that it leads to.
>>196491 Civilization was always about power. Quality of life is a consequence.
>>196493 >Men don't bother doing anything unless there's a future for them in the form of pussy, or the family that it leads to. Literally me!
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>>196413 Nevermind. Just beat the final boss again and my motivation has been revived. On a related note, I was planning to balance Angie's power to revive the dead around the fact it seems to have a strict time limit and requires a mostly intact body. However, I forgot the part in the credits where she revives all your pets that died in the final battle, who don't fit either of those criteria. Think I should put some kind of condition where "the rules are different if they die during an epic battle" or just make it a massive plus-charge to make it so you can pretty much revive whoever you want, regardless of when they died or how much of them remains? Any alternative ideas for how to handle this? >>196444 It's price is based mainly on the convention that ancient/otherworldly knowledge is almost always better than most of what the system can provide. You're basically a returnee who was never isekai'd. If you can properly absorb everything they have to teach you, then you'll likely become one of, if not the greatest expert in the modern day in their respective specialty. If said specialty is combat-based, then it'll likely let you rocket through the ranks, up to a point, in half the time it would take most hunters. The second tier gives you dozens of mentors on that level, each specializing in a different field.
>>196493 But even then it's mostly about having a quality of life for you and your family.
>>196496 >pic You know. This could make for a good pokemon.
>>196294 I got lime. Asked sister to buy me the rest since I'm kinda woobly but she refused. Fucking whore >>196305 >How did she do that? >>196327 i fucking hate win11 and microshit as a whole >>196487 Hi >>196488 Hi Spazz BTW Shard, event is up, you can now roll for Hasumi and seia
>>196496 >Think I should put some kind of condition where "the rules are different if they die during an epic battle" or just make it a massive plus-charge to make it so you can pretty much revive whoever you want, regardless of when they died or how much of them remains? Any alternative ideas for how to handle this? Ignore it as a cutscene power-up? If not throw in some conditions. You must generate energy from a particularly epic and long battle, it only works after killing a "final boss", etc.
>>196496 >>196498 >Insaniquarium, but all the pets are pokemon I'd play this mod.
>>196499 >pic I don't get the joke. Or what even are those brown bottles.
>>196492 I assume not since he uses 90% of his treasures in the end of CCC and that was supposed to be a sacrifice.
>>196484 Would Jesus really do that, or would he try to convince a dying sinner to repent at the last second in order to squeeze under the wire into heaven?
>>196503 (ignore how that's not how his treasury work)
>>196504 Masturbation being a sin is something that was invented by puritans. Fuck those guys.
>>196497 It's mostly about keeping them safe, which is why the first thing a new civilization tries to create is borders and a standing army so that they can kill all the other men that want to kill them and probably cave their kid's heads in with rocks and rape their women. Rome didn't jump straight to aqueducts.
>>196504 The later. He is the same guy who willingly went against Sabbat rules to heal people.
>>196504 No, it's just a meme having a silly for fun.
>>196504 I shouldn't say that... but people really think too much about what Jesus would and wouldn't do when the guy is pretty simple.
>>196507 >Fuck those guys What if they outlawed masturbation to try to make people fuck them?
>>196507 Calvinism has done irreparable damage of Christianity
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>>196512 These things only happen on hentai, anon.
>>196507 Well, if people got married when they hit puberty there would be no reason to masturbate. I am pretty sure I have seen that as an argument before in the Christian old fights over what the bible means.
>>196507 Masturbation being banned makes sense since wasting seed means less Christians which pisses God off probably. What really doesn't make sense is an aversion to sex in general even though the Bible being very explicit about husband and wife ideally being one in flesh AKA they should fuck like rabbits whenever possible.
>>196514 I'm sad this is only a level one character made for the bit rather than someone you'd really see running around questing.
>>196502 The joke is sex and the brown bottles are energy drinks.
>>196518 It was more for the last pannel. Why is it lewd? Since when are Energy Drinks good for sex?
>>196504 Who cares. Spear 'im and move on.
>>196516 No jerking it and no fucking your wife. Come to the Church ordained whore house and pay the Church to help with those natural urges.
>>196515 That's how it worked in the past. And the incels who weren't lucky enough to be married? they became monks, to do the intellectual work that sustained society. >>196516 The concept of wasting seed was invented by monks all around the world hoping to achieve oneness with reality. Waste your jing, anon, it yearns to be released.
>>196521 You played too many nun hentai games.
This conversation reminds me of an old chain butt where you could only use jumps you've masturbated to, not what the jump is based on but the document itself.
>>196519 More energy means you can fuck more.
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Doesn't the whole "masturbation is a sin" thing come from a passage where a man pulls out instead of impregnating his dead brother's wife to steal the inheritance? Shouldn't pulling out be the sin instead?
>>196525 That's not how energy drink work.
>>196526 This look like milk.
>>196523 It is old world pre Christian. A lot of tempes had official whore working there. >>196524 Well, I get the main jumps I want.
>>196526 >Shouldn't pulling out be the sin instead? You sincerely have a point.
>>196528 nta but it's the fucking Gaviscon advert, I suppose it could be clipped to show a some form of cum thing but I've seen it too many times to think of anything but Gaviscon
>>196477 What character is this Queen's Blade based on? Symbiotic Clothes (200CP) (Discounted Demon) - You now have a full outfit of demons shaped like clothes, or one big piece if that's more your speed. They're very loyal and eager to please you, either sexually or by being a literal living shield. If you so wish, one of these can act as a fully functioning prosthetic dick that you can feel through. They count as followers, and they respawn shortly after being killed.
>>196521 >no fucking your wife Fuck your wives >>196519 >It was more for the last pannel. Why is it lewd? In each panel it increases the lewd. at first she buys a pack of condoms and some drinks. then more. then forgoes the condoms outright. then gets an even more potent drink, all while looking more and more disheveled and finally when she has drained (You) completely she just gets a drink and some food. >Since when are Energy Drinks good for sex? Its not actual energy drink, its the AP bottles that you can use in game to get more AP (and thus can do more stuff), its usually interpreted as a super energy drink that gets sensei to do more work. Oh and btw shard, I got Hasumi and Seia super early.
>>196526 masturbation is greed and greed is a sin.
>>196532 Kill la kill?
>>196533 >Fuck your wives But I cannot decide on a starter waifu.
>>196534 You got the wrong sin anon. Greed is a desire for material things.
God gave onto man 12 commandments, everything else is just man heaping more shit upon fellow man in an effort to make life miserable so you turn more to God.
>>196534 Not a C*tholic.
>>196533 >she just gets a drink and some food. lmaooo! >Its not actual energy drink, its the AP bottles that you can use in game to get more AP (and thus can do more stuff), its usually interpreted as a super energy drink that gets sensei to do more work. Like in every gachas then? also not shard
>>196537 If you jerk it instead of knocking up the woman that has the curse chooch that killed your brother, then you are greedy for your own life and your brother's inheritance.
>>196541 It make sense.
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>>196533 Fox girls are the best. But they are like dreams not real.
>>196541 Or wise enough not to commit suicide and thus go to hell that way
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>>196540 >also not shard I know, but I want him to know, I got Hasumi and Seia. And I also reached lv89 (took a bit long because I stopped playing while the sickness as at its worst) >lmaooo! Sensei getting treated like the town bike is actually canon >>196543 This fox comes with a convertible
>>196533 My nigger Ric is alive and well, that's good to know. I hope you're doing great. Congratulations for one of the sexiest females in gacha, and for pulling Hasumi too I guess
>>196545 >Sensei getting treated like the town bike is actually canon What about mariage?
>>196534 That sounds like a tenant of an MGE religion. Masturbation is evil because you are denying monster girls semen that rightfully belongs to them.
Can't wait for Avatar 3 to release.
>>196496 I'd say a plus charge works.
I can't post messages on 4chan anymore. WHAT THE FUCK DO THE DOTS MEAN? WHAT IS THIS CAPTCHA?
>>196547 With Used goods?
>>196551 Part of a captcha change in order to filter out more people
>>196553 And yet 4chan is still full of bots.
>>196553 It's working! I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
>>196551 Line up captcha and the code is the letters/numbers with a dot above them, not the lines. because of an update I can no longer post images on 4chan. Which is weird.
>>196552 With boobs like those, who gives a shit.
>>196549 Have you played the ubisoft game?
1. Senior martial sister 2. Junior martial sister 3. Martial master woman 1d3 = 2
>>196556 I got a completely new one which requires me to do three separate captcha. One with squares, triangles, circles, and semicircles, pick the odd one out. One with random dots on the screen, pick the odd one out(??????). One with random letters and numbers, pick the one that's upside down.
>>196558 The ubisoft game is shit. Horribly unbalanced and with a boring plot.
>>196559 Based dice. Always Junior sister.
>>196558 Also, go watch Avatar 3. It needs your money.
>>196546 Still sick af and my coughs threaten to choke me or make me vomit But otherwise fine and I'm more or less reigning in most of the coughs with sheer force of will. Lungs must understand that I only cough when I feel like it. >>196547 Students are already organizing who marries (You) and in which order >>196559 Cheeky junior sisters need correction
>>196560 I think I'm happy that I just got incredibly plain numbers at a slight tilt
>>196563 The blue space cats should be wiped out, their young can be re educated into productive bodyguards and pets for the super rich
>>196564 >Students are already organizing who marries (You) and in which order ? There's no marriage system?
>>196480 Neat. Thank you. >>196482 Maybe I'll give Vainquerer a readthrough then. Thank you too.
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What type of retarded shit is this? >>196566 All those people hating the na'vi only proves their superiority. Yes, i will live with my blue gf in a paradise world and connect myself to a tree goddess for spiritual transcendence instead of living in a box in a polluted world eating goyslop and dying for a mega-corporation.
>>196566 Sorry, I wasn't listening. Did you say "Nuke the rich?" Cuz I just launched the missiles.
>>196569 >pic What is this horror?
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>>196567 >There's no marriage system? No and its one of the biggest flaws of the game. dareIsay its the biggest issue
>>196569 >Pic THAT'S THE BITCH, THE STUPID CAPTCHA.
>>196572 ??? I could have sworn it has one!
>>196564 >sick af Brah did you went to doc to cure it? Sounds bad. >>196564 >Students are already organizing who marries (You) and in which order How nice that they will take care of that. (We) can only focus on fun time then.
>>196559 Junior sisters are for fighting alongside and slowly developing romance.
>>196563 Already planning too.
>>196330 >…has that ended yet? Have the whales, the roaches and the Chinese finished destroying the setting? Think the author started working on that Gigantis manga. Not sure what they're doing now that that's over.
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Best 3D printers to pick up during a chain?
>>196569 Hiroshimoots newest IQ test captcha.
>>196456 The answer differs depending on why your roads suck, as there are many different ways they can suck deriving from different causes.
>>196339 Still nowhere near as bad as RWBY. I know that shocks people here, but it's true.
>>196574 AL is the one with marriage system >>196575 >Sounds bad. Eh, its pretty manageable rn compared to last week
>>196581 Question is, how many can pass it? I've been filtered, and another anon gets fucking nepo babied with a few numbers.
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>>196524 >not what the jump is based on but the document itself. …I can make this work.
>>196585 Check the usual shitposting grounds and see if the bots got filtered.
Good morning friends!
>>196588 Buongiorno
>>196588 Good morning, my friend.
>>196588 good morning
>>196562 >>196564 >>196576 Im more into milfy mommies but junior sister is very cute
>>196584 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah dammit. Need more gacha with marriage.
>>196580 Eclipse Phase cornucopia, Revelation Space Manufactory, Gears of War Fabricator are all pretty good
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>>196524 Does it count if I fap to the material while making the document? Like, be working on jump, get hard, switch tabs to sauce, fap, tab back to the jump?
>>196371 Mortasheen is a labor of love that's been in the works longer than Jumpchain has existed. Everything Shard is doing for it has been out of affection as far as he's made clear - with Hazbin being the contrast this time as his spite jump. >>196415 Congrats. >>196417 > (according to the maker, on an admittedly nuclear /tg/ thread; he has some kind of Gohanposter stalking him across the internet and making up bullshit about him. But instead of Gohanposter, it's the guy IRL for some reason) It's three, actually. Three separate dudes (including the one who has drawn all those deep sea animal drawings you might stumble across on Wikipedia) who all collaborate on kiwifarms to shit on and stalk Bog across the net. Their hatred for him is unironically far more visceral and far worse than Gohanposter's. But they're also so interchangeable that you may as well consider them a single shitposter at this point.
>>196587 I did find a thread on /pol/ complaining about the captcha.
>>196580 I like the one from Watchdogs 2
>>196583 To be fair, RWBY took time to age it's badness.
>>196600 It's like watching Shrek 1 again, you can see how choppy some frames can get
>>196592 They can easily double as the childhood friend as well.
>>196601 Strange comparison.
Should you be concerned about your martial artist waifu using pressure point nerve strikes to paralyze you so she can use you as a body pillow?
>>196458 >>196507 Multiple truthnukes back to back? I wasn't expecting this when I opened /jc/ today.
>>196604 She could nerve strikes your dick, balls, and prostate.
>>196604 Yes, because if you can’t fend off her pressure point nerve strikes, how will you resist those of your enemies?
>>196603 I didn't fully read the comment replies. Just saw that RWBY took time to age it's badness and presumed it was a talk about animations and how you tend to remember fond shows/movies from the past as being much better quality than they actually were
>>196566 Kill the rich and get a cute space cat bf as Eywa intended? You're the boss, anon.
>>196608 Oh, no. Hahahahaha, oh no.
>>196507 >>196516 >27 “You have heard that it was said [a]to those of old, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Masturbation being a sin makes sense because the vast majority of masturbators do it while looking at a woman while lusting for her, which is itself a sin listed in the ten commandments.
>>196608 It was 100% the specific tv sets with scanlines plus the worse video cables which made them look better. https://youtube.com/watch?v=puksg4iD3RY
You get a chain, but you can only take perks that improve your willpower. The perks in question can have secondary effects, or even primary effects with the willpower enhancement being supplementary. However, the perk must in at least some minor, explicit way, strengthen your willpower.
>>196613 Would a perk that gives us a method of increasing willpower, but not a straight up boost count? I believe Gregory Horror Show had one like that.
>>196613 DC Collab - Impossible Willpower Ez
>>196611 I always thought this was weird, since the sin of adultery is specifically romantic/sexual interactions with a someone married to someone else and/or with someone while you're married to another person. So how can you commit adultery if both you and the other person are single? I ended up researching it, and I believe it was Saint Augustine who explained that it was connected to 'Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife': if you are looking at a married woman with lust and/or looking at another woman while you're married with lust, then you've committed adultery in your heart, because even though you haven't slept with her or even kissed her, you're longing to do just that in your heart.
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>>196499 >I got lime. Asked sister to buy me the rest since I'm kinda woobly but she refused. Fucking whore Remember, only a spoon or two of white rum, a spoon of honey and some lime, If you have a small metal cup you can heat and mix it on the stovetop, then let it cool and shotgun it. It really helps with a chest infection and help scrapes it off of your chest my Dear Ric
>>196614 Does the perk say the word 'willpower' in it?
>>196613 Exalted Solars since Willpower is one of the stats you can increase via chargen.
>>196611 If you have a good wife who puts out then you don't need masturbation.
>>196615 The Power of Will (Zenith)
>>196608 It took time to 'age it's badness' because early RWBY at least had good fight scenes going for it then when monty died it lost that. The plot has ALWAYS sucked and the storyline Monty wanted to set up was possibly even worse than what we have now.
>>196613 I'm gonna go to that Belgariad jump I saw once and pick up The WIll And The Word
>>196616 You're not supposed to have sex until you get married according to Christian doctrine. So if you want to have sex, get married. Otherwise, you're doing it wrong, and singles should in fact not be doing that.
>>196625 Iirc girls fucking around causes them to be less faithful to the husband if they get married, so that tracks.
>finally experience the current captcha on 4cucks Oh, now I get what Spazz was saying - this is ass. The nigger staff of that site and their families can't be tortured to death enough.
>>196625 I believe I once read a medieval priest say that 'a church without a whorehouse is like a town without an outhouse', or something to that effect.
>>196626 Pair bonding is a real thing. Most don't want to believe it but men are the same way - using sex as a handshake is wildly destructive to everyone. >>196630 That sounds retarded and probably isn't real.
>>196631 Whores existed openly throughout Western society. It's not unreasonable at all.
>>196625 Even that can depend on who you ask, as more than one priest in my area has mentioned that as long as it's a committed, monogamous relationship, sex before marriage is fine. I'd also argue that simply desiring sex or finding someone sexually attractive probably isn't sinful, since that's a natural thing, and it's only when you reduce them to JUST that, not seeing them as human but instead coveting them as you would a possession, that you have an issue.
>>196633 There's at least 44,000 denominations of Christianity. It's not an especially coherent school of thought.
>>196492 Most of his weapon are automatically recovered and repaired when he sends them, so those are restockable, but he doesn't recover the grail after giving it to Kingu, so probably consumable are lost.
Motherfuckers thing hos ain't loyal today, as if the bible would have stories of women cheating on their husbands. We're more aware of what women get up to in modern times than we have ever been because of social media, and even despite that Greek Mythology is full of sluts slutting it up in their temples, the Iliad is predicated on Aphrodite, Athena, and Hera collectively having a stereotypical woman moment, look to any other ancient society like China. Do you think Daji would exist as a character, if there weren't at least some women that were really into torture? Gilgamesh had a litany of insults for Ishtar, most of which you might think sound familiar if you look that up. The more things change the more they stay the same.
>>196629 I literally can't even post there because it's not recognizing my "Verification not required." as valid. Somehow they keep making it worse.
>>196492 Canonically, no. The dude has to actively reclaim shit if he wants it back in his gate.
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>>196628 Duel Monsters - The Heroes I like corruption. I like fusing. If a perk has that, I will have naughty thoughts.
>>196639 >I like corruption. A fellow man of taste.
How important is it to have conqueror's haki in One Piece?
>>196524 >Generic Loli (Office comfort loli scenario is hot) >Casual Sex World (That thing about being a kobold serf attached to a domesticated dragon) >A combination of Reddit's Submissive Jumper Supplement, Generic Loli, and Casual Sex World again (Jumper's a public use men's meat toilet loli, which changes nothing beyond not being able to tell men no when they wanna fuck her) >Generic Virgin. (Victim Complex is a hot perk/drawback)
>>196643 >Reddit's Submissive Jumper Supplement ?
>>196642 It's the main damage dealer in all high-end fights in One Piece. You literally cannot survive admiral fights without conqueror haki. And let's not forget the god's knights can only be killed with a special type of haki, which you can bet it's a variation of conqueror's haki too.
>>196644 https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RjlJJtsgj_5T6vZmC_LDlY1pie-MXF7pezOFicnMWO4/edit?tab=t.0 It's a reddit supplement. I'm rather fond of the Phantom Lover "companion".
>>196642 Pretty important but not necessary if you have good alternatives, I suggest evil black magic, that seems the meta
>>196642 Pretty useful, especially if the implications are true and it's needed to defeat the power of evil-users, but it's the least important of the three outside of that.
>One Piece That whole setting needs world-wide eugenics and terraforming.
>>196650 Disagree on eugenics
>>196648 I can't believe that being a magical girl is the REAL meta for One Piece.
>>196651 The author explicitly said he draws characters ugly on purpose. It's not anime-isms, they're ugly freaks.
>>196524 This is clearly going to be a horny chain, and I remember World of Lewd Superheroes doing it for me, so I’ll start there.
>>196650 Your main goal in OP is to kill Satan, then drink the ocean to fix the ancient flood.
>>196653 But it's morality that determines how beautiful you are
>>196650 This too, leads to Imu.
>>196656 Man brown people sure are fucking ugly.
>>196653 OP is literally full of hot women.
>>196656 oh no
>>196647 Specifically, I'm fond of the Red String upgrade for them, which will ensure you'll meet your lover soon and has an optional effect that ensures you and your lover can't get in a relationship My jumper's an All About Town origin with the Take What They Want consent level, which means the closest thing my jumper can get to a romantic relationship is being fucked on the regular by random men until they get bored of her and leave . It's absolutely not a kind of lifestyle that's healthy or sane, but gods it's a hot scenario to imagine.
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