Okay, so normally I check to see if someone else had made a thread, but I wasn't expecting someone to have decided to make one a minute before the old one died

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to all, ho ho ho!

Merry Christmas /jc/

Jump for Takei's Journey, take note it is NSFW (title image has tits). Just posting it here since I know at least one anon was interested and it is finally Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, gonna go crash because I gotta wake up in 5 hours for like a 12-hour Christmas Day so I won't be able to respond to any questions. Hope you all have a good day.

>>205295 I wanted to post the thread but had to step away for a minute, and figured that since the old thread was about to end it’d be fine.

>>205298 Huh, neat. Thanks anon >>205299 That's understandable. I've needed to go to the bathroom for like thirty minutes, but wanted to be the one who posted the new thread so I didn't

>>205300 >I've needed to go to the bathroom for like thirty minutes, but wanted to be the one who posted the new thread so I didn't I bow to your greater dedication.

Reposting for the new thread. Merry Christmas everyone.

ARKNIGHTS ANON I SUMMON THEE!!!

>>205303 You're not getting it till I sleep some.

site doesn't seem to let me repost, I'll try again a bit later

>>205302 Are there any Infernal characters in the story?

>>205305 When I predicted it a couple threads back, I was assuming the 100th thread would be made shortly before christmas. Having the 100th thread be ON christmas was a bit unexpected

>>205298 >>205302 Nice work!

>>205307 No, there is a fanmade offshoot comic (which dies fairly quickly) that focuses on Infernals but that is not by the same person.

merry Christmas anons

>>205307 Them not being in the incomplete story doesn't preclude them existing at all.

>>205302 >marika solar Damn, thought for a second that said Maka solar.

Merry Christmas! Reposting 0.1 of my One Hundred and One Dalmatians, Digimon All-Star Rumble, Steamboat Willie (& Other Timeless Tales), Digital Monster X-Evolution, and Peter Pan (1953) jumps. Family stuff happening today so apologies if I don't get back to you immediately. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tpaPjKxxbk >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVMHEY56yio >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTXLB6FJPdo

there we go, it worked

Still a couple hours until Christmas proper here and the Lewdmage rewrite isn't done quite yet, but it should be done for Christmas Day in my local time. But as a point of amusement: some dude pulled into the lot during my last patrol, said I looked gay, and then drove off. Had myself a good chortle when my bewilderment wore off.

>>205316 Hmm. It’s a sign. You should give Lewdmage a spell that directs you to people you’d be into and who’d be into you.

Oh, and because why the hell not? Here's the compiled Infernals 3e draft for reference to my autistic debate with Argent about whose snowflake walking apocalypse is the best at krumpin' and also to anyone trying to build FGO villains. Few minor clarifications like for Locust Manna Plague, and loosening the conditions for how Azimuths can enter Devil-Body. >The Infernal can enter her Devil-Body when she suffers great physical agony, such as taking a crippling injury, being tortured, or falling into lava. So uh, technically the ORTfernal does not have to take the severe harm required to hit a -4 health level in damage to go into D-B anymore. Pain works even if it has no mechanical effect. Not a jump. I repeat: NOT a jump.

>>205319 thanks for the new jump shard merry christmas!

Did you help Ultraman Ace and Santa beat up Kaiju? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmXXkCsHbEw

>>205302 >>205313 >Damn, thought for a second that said Maka solar. I was hoping for that as well. Maybe I can prod him into adding her. >Shapely Sun (50): While being good looking is nothing unusual among the Exalted, this young woman is striking even among their number. Once she was a mortal hailing from Gem, but events forced her to flee, and it was on her travels that she exalted as a Zenith caste Solar. Since then, her already impressive figure has blossomed into a level of beauty that would make even Sidereals wonder if Venus herself had shaped her body, and she’s mastered a martial art that has made her chest extraordinarily bountiful. Perhaps those changes were driven by her lustful personality, she views sex as something that should be shared and enjoyed freely, and her love of love in all its forms is undeniable. She’s not just a pretty face though, like any proper Zenith caste she’s incredibly charismatic and a skillful leader, and she’s also surprisingly skilled at the paperwork that comes with ruling a nation, while in battle she leads from the front with her Smashfists and God-Kicking Boots. Her goal is to one day rule a nation of her own, and it would mean a great deal to her if you would help her achieve that dream. And if a crown should also appeal to you, well, I’m sure she’d be more than happy to become your queen.

>>205148 >can't build everything in the science jump through a science build alone Cringe and Scrooge-pilled. Grinchmaxxing, even.

>>205322 The Guillotine Prince does not need my help to commit massive amounts of butchery.

>>205324 The journey matters more than the destination, or something. Solving problems is IS’ deal, mad scientists are about enjoying life.

>>205324 If you want to achieve functional omnicompetence, just be a Manager and import a bunch of companions for the other fields.

The cat occupies my mouse using hand now. Its just sitting on it.

>>205328 how did you hit

>>205329 Anon has future sight and we're living in a deterministic universe duh.

>>205329 I am using my left hand.

>>205328 Same. Typing with one hand is really annoying. Apparently my right hand and forearm needs a 15 minute bath.

>>205327 Truly, the real mad science was the friends we made along the way. Alternatively go Surgeon and build a bunch of minmaxed sentient brains that exist to crunch data for you. Alternatively go Engineer and build yourself into a sentient supercomputer with psychic knowledge harvesting or something.

Merry Christmas, /jumpchain/. You'll find this over in the Jumpmaking Thread, too, but behold. Version 1.0 of the Toonstruck jump. Whatever might need to be tweaked for a 1.1 release, it feels good getting something into a jumpable state again. I can't remember the last time I pulled it off. If I can keep this pace up, I might have another thing done by New Years' Eve, but if not I can always drop the latest WIPs of my projects.

>>205336 Well done, friend!

>>205336 Toonstruck Origin: Cutopian, Toon, F, "6" Perks: Sketchy Business -100, Good Times, I Need More Bunnies, Trading Compliments -100, Survival of Ms Fittest -100, Ray of Hope -200, And He's Gotta Be Larger Than Life -200. -700 300 Items: Bottomless Bag -200, You See, We Are Here, Sweet Snacks, Doing Good Business (Cafe) -100. -300 0 I don't have any plans, I just couldn't resist making a build for a jump about being a toon. Being a generic little girl toon running an adorable little cafe does sound rather nice though

>>205336 Congratulations! Build incoming sometime after I do a few others. Man I know it’s literally from a few generations ago, but the whole era of cutesy cartoons feels like it’s from a whole different civilisation now gen alpha is growing up with shit like GLITCH, Space King and Hazbin from various online indie people (if Shitzie can even be considered indie) instead of a traditional animation studio’s output

What are some stories you've seen or read that you wanted your Jumper to step in and fix? Stories with a Bad End or where a character you liked died or went through some horrible fate, or where one of the characters, villain or otherwise, got a way with something you thought they should be punished for?

>>205314 >Peter Pan >Origin: Human, Londoner, F, 8, Darling House >Drawbacks: What Made The Red Man Red? +100, Nobody Calls Jumper A Coward +200, I give My Word +200. +500 1500 >Perks: Think Of A Wonderful Thought, Following The Leader, The Choice Is Up To You! -200, Spirit of Youth -100, Never Grow Up -600, A Pirate's Life -100, Master Swordsman -200, Sing-Along. -1200 300 >Items: London Attire, Canine Caregiver -100, Pirate Attire -100, Dagger -50, Hook Set -50. -300 0 I absolutely adore Never Grow Up. It's just absolutely wonderful and well worth the price. I'm John's twin sister and easily the most rambunctious of the Darling children, being very fond of swordfighting and roughhousing, while lacking in any desire for feminine things or sophistication. This is going to end up with me wandering off to join Hook's crew after reaching Neverland, because being a pirate sounds like quite a lot of fun for me. I won't be staying in the crew for long, mind you. While I don't much care for civilized things or fairytale heroes like Peter Pan, I DO greatly care for my family and will stage a one person mutiny when Hook opposes them. It'll be fun until that point though

>>205341 Thanks for the build!

Lewdmage is complete, sitting in Hornyposting for anyone interested. Murky Crusty Mass.

>>205344 Oh I thought this was for a doujin or fic or something. Pass.

Besides Nasuland we got any other places where I can pick up Simulation bullshit that is so good it generates real things?

>>205346 Destiny I think?

>>205340 Tons, I use jumps from every folder to go to stories I despise (like partially kissed hero, or everything from skysaber). For some more examples in dragon ball I want to kill Freezer for good and depower Zeno, in Bleach I want to depower Aizen and remove earlier Tokinada (even if I'm sad I will be unable to help him to get better), also save some filler characters, in Marvel I want to save a fair bit of characters, in Shaman king I want to absolutely eliminate Hao, I despise him with a special passion. I also recently I'm having problems with FGO for my liking of it.

So while I couldn't finish the jump for christmas, I did manage to just about complete the perk section in time for posting a WIP. So Merry Christmas and here is my WIP for "Alfheim Offline - A Tale Of Nine Races"

>>205324 The more a setting has going on, the further CP can get you

>>205346 Re:Zero, kinda? The Pleaides Tower and Echidna's realm were weird like that.

>>205346 That's literally the Vex from Destiny

>>205350 So what does Fairy Incarnate do for Pixies?

>>205305 Truly, a blessed thread.

>>205319 Excellent. This will pair well with my writeup on the Relics.

>>205305 To think that we will hit 200k already. Just us posting about jumps and chains. When did 9anon created this board? When will we have birthday time?

>>205336 Actually screw it, I ain’t going anywhere and I’m away from where I can post on halfchan again. [Toonstruck] Human, animator Sketchy Business (Free) Having Pun (Free) Take Your Time (800) Holding Out For a Hero (500) One Of These Has Got To Do It (200) Stuffy Suit (Free) Look What I Found (Free) Little Buddy (Free) -Toon, Cutopian, Good Times (Free), “I need more bunnies” (Free), Survival of Ms. Fittest (900), Trading Compliments (800), Ray of Hope (600), Royal Reverse Engineer (300), The Cutest Patootest (0) “You see, we are here” (Free), Sweet Snacks (Free) “You haven’t seen the last of me!” (100) “My eyes are up here!” (0) A spotlight opens, falling on Elodie. She’s reclining on her stool, with a look of dejected disenchantment. She looks exactly half-toon, half-real person (albeit with the natural pink hair of a Lumen). “You know” she said, with a dramatic sigh. “I remember when Anon first made his way into a cartoon world. He was overwhelmed with the possibilities! Excited to be a moustache twiddling cartoon villain-oh, not a real sadist or psychopath. He loved the capes, the drama, the stage presence of it all!” Offscreen, screams and explosions can be heard. “It was a real eye-opener for him even after centuries of exploring realities, kids” she said, staring directly at ye olde timey 90s kids screen. “Yeah, that’s right. The Kosmocrator, the Demiurge, the destroying angel of the abyss. Even he knew whimsy once, even if only from an antagonistic perspective. And hey, what’s wrong with that? Villains have all the fun in lighthearted, funny stories like this, right dear viewer?” The world suddenly turned black and white, then multicolored again. A cartoon ran past screaming, reduced to a few sketched lines. Elodie sighed. “But well, conquering the multiverse changes a man. Anon grew cynical, and disillusioned, and just-just downright mean. One day he came back to cartoon worlds like this and instead of seeing aggravatingly cutesie allies or dramatically dastardly villain, he just saw…data points. Irregular patches of chaos to have order imposed on them. When he brings his crusade to your world, I just want you to know that once upon a time, he really see something of value in this sort of thing. That crushing that sense of whimsy was a conscious decision. And I’m not defending him or what he’s about to do to your world-even as much as I can mitigate it, having him work more…indirectly than he’s doing here-but I just…want you to know. When traditional animation fades out of the public vogue. It mattered. It inspired joy and wonder in the one who observes the ultimate fate of all existence” “Cute speech. Who’re you talking to?” asks Lilith, conjuring her own blood-red spotlight. She looks exactly like Natasha Fatale from Rockey and Bullwinke, but rated NC-17. And a little like Morticia Addams too. “Uh, thanks I guess? And the guy Anon just kicked out of this reality. I dunno, I just felt SOMEONE should know what’s going on here” explained Elodie. Lilith tilted her head over to the side of the screen where I was punishing insolent rebels. “I think it’s pretty self-explanatory” she said. Off to that side of the screen, the castle was in ruins. The toons were on their knees, subjugated by Theion Charms poured into the same combos that had blasted their pathetic world to rubble. And Fluffy Fluffy Bun Bun was on her knees, grovelling as I burnt a Magnanimous Warning Glyph into her flesh. I AM YOUR GOD I bellowed in the voice of outer power, YOUR CREATOR. THE BEGINNING AND END OF YOUR EVANESCENT REALITY. AND YOU SHALL NOT DRAG YOUR CREATOR DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL OF EVANESCENT EXISTENCE! “I’msorryimsorryimsorryimsorry” she wailed YOU DARE REPEAT THE SINS OF THE EXALTED? TO MAKE HIGHER DIMENSIONAL BEINGS KNOW THE HORROR OF CHANGE? OF IMPERFECT STAGNATION?! “IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY”

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NOT EVEN A THOUSAND DEATHS WOULD BE FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR THEE! I SHALL SMITE THEE, AND IN THE THOUSAND HELLS I SHALL TORTURE THEE AGAIN AND AGAIN! AFTER AN AEON, I SHALL REINCARNATE THEE, AND THY LIVES SHALL BE THOSE OF ENDLESS TORMENT, THY BODIES TORTURED IN LIFE AND THY SOULS IN DEATH! THE SAME SHALL COME TO THINE CHILDREN, AND THY=INE CHILDREN’S CHILDREN, THROUGHOUT ALL ETERNITY UNTIL THE END OF TIME! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DIVINE LIGHTNING, AND PLUNGE INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, BURNING IN IT’S UNENDING FLAMES! I screamed as my higher dimensional hand painted infinite frames of my literal personal Hell while Lilith and Elodie strolled over. “Anon” said Lilith gently, nudging aside some traumatised toons “Anon it’s just a cartoon rabbit” “She’s trying to conquer the human world and set herself up as a god” I said sulkily as my new minions dragged away the more conventional evil overlord stereotype. For a moment my wrath was disrupted by curiosity at wondering how an eel could have big hips. “Okay but if you yell any louder you’re going to be remembered as the rabbit bully dude” said Elodie pointedly, as I started burning FFBB with radioactive hellfire, “Do you really want to be remembered as the cosmic tyrant petty enough to torture cartoon characters? DO YOU?” “…yes? This behaviour is an objective increase in suffering and must be repudiated” I said, puzzled. “Okay, then. It’s INEFFICIENT to use ink and paper for this when you could, I don’t fucking know, melt the constituent paint molecules into nuclear materials” tried Elodie. “…you raise a valid concern” I mused. “Very well. Give her to the dip” “Oh, I’ve got some right here!” said Lilith brightly, taking it out of her cleavage. Somehow. “The what?” asked FFBB as Elodie winced. “Don’t kill her” I added, “erase her limbs and condemn her into eternal darkness as an example of the fruits of hubris”

>>205340 The latest KaguRai chapter made me unreasonably mad due to the bad guys getting away with everything and having the audacity to look smug as they left after ruining people's lives. So that I guess.

>>205359 April 15th. We've got a few more months before the bunker turns One.

!!!MERRY X-MAS EVERBODY!!!

Have you ever accidentally cucked a protagonist by going above the bare minimum threshold of "not being cartoonish levels of asshole, feed them food isnt slave mush, and saving their life"?

>>205364 Usually Naofumi wont get his racoon waifu as she become my raCoom waifu.

>>205350 can light of Sol burn out already existing corruption?

>>205347 >>205353 Right I forgot about the VEX. Is it because if their autistic screeching at paracausal bs not being understood by them making me downplay them?

>>205367 Its because they ran a simulation where they found out that their autistic screeching would keep you away

Onwards to bed. May I awaken to an Arknights ump.

>>205369 Already tried that. May fate bless you more than me.

>>205346 Honkai Star Rail, the Imaginary Universe accurately simulating the actions of Aeons and simulated realities being capable of producing real Emanators is a major plot point I believe >>205367 Probably. For what it's worth in a recent lore entry Osiris appears convinced the Vex are very close to figuring out how to abuse paracausality for their own gain. This would normally be written off as just another mystery box by any sane estimation, but it takes place at a point in the game when the writers just give up on nuance and write their blatant intent for what they want you to think through the characters as mouthpieces.

>>205354 I guess for pixies it would be a more mild but general boost in their affinities across the board. Or optionally boosting a single specific affinity? >>205366 With concerted and prolonged exposure, potentially yes.

>>205372 Thanks for the answer, as an another pair of questions If you don't take the companions will you still have the occasion to befroend them in-universe? How does why a bird fly for artificial wings/king of fairies capable of changing races?

>>205373 >If you don't take the companions will you still have the occasion to befriend them in-universe? You can, yes. It's a largely OC setting so you have a lot of leeway as to who exists in the world at large. >How does why a bird fly for artificial wings/king of fairies capable of changing races? Unsure. Haven't really thought much about drawbacks yet. Might just magically remove any wings you attempt to use via curse?

Merry Christmas, guys! I've finished the perfect festive jump just for you all - Dracula!

>>205375 Thanks for the jump!

>>205375 Based and thank you.

>>205361 >KaguRai Still haven't caught up with that, though I've been reading the Ikusa Otome series. How is it?

Good night Christmas friends.

>>205379 ITS CHRISTMAS MORNING

>>205375 Ayyy looks great. Will you try to make jump for Frankenstein? >>205379 Good night Wol.

Merry christmas to yall.

>>205381 >Will you try to make jump for Frankenstein? I'd have to read it first >>205382 And to y'all a good night

>>205375 Did Bram Stoker hate the turducken types?

>>205379 Good morning WoL

>>205383 Its morning here lmao

>>204828 [One Hundred and One Dalmations] Drawbacks: Jumper History, Extended Stay, Direct to Jumpchain London Human, Bad Human Spotted Hyena (800) If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will (Free) Style Icon (Free) Crazy woman driver (700) Scotland Who? (500) Slap on the Wrist (300) Car-Crashing Out (0) Fur Coat (Free) "HMM...such WONDERFULLY diabolic man-made horrors of science you have" mused my newest business partner, "but I have to wonder if they're missing a little something?" "Texture? Coloration?" I asked, as I rubbed one of the small purring mounds of stem cells I'd cultured to grow literally any kind of fur needed by the fashion industry. "NO! I mean FEAR! Can these things feel FEAR?!" screeched Cruella de Ville, twitching in sadistic aggression. "No. No, they do not" I said patiently. "In fact, skinning induces warm, fuzzy feelings that makes them relaxed and sleeping, and they regenerate too quickly to die from bloodloss. They don't even have blood. That's far too inefficient for a lifeform that grows fur on demand" Cruella slumped into her chair. "DRAT! I REALLY wanted to skin a small animal alive today!" "Are you saying that's a dealbreaker? Well, I'm sorry we couldn't do business, I'll just leave-" "No, no, STAY PLEASE" exclaim-screeched Cruella, "if these things really CAN grow literally any fur on demand, I mean, that's...look that's GREAT for our bottom lines! My people WILL talk to your people by the end of today!" "Wonderful" "I was just REALLY hoping to see small animals curl up in TERROR today!" she complained. On my way home I met up with Elodie, who'd finished signing a lot of paperwork to the effect that 101 dalmations under no circumstances, under threat of federal investigation, were to fall into corporate hands, and a great deal of investigations on my business partner's operations that would eventually make her much more dependent on my financial support. "Hey, anon. What a cute little pile of puppies we've got here" she said casually. "Sure would be a shame if someone were to threaten them" I said casually, picking up one and petting him. "Yes. Yes, you three. You will be chosen as avengers" I said, tickling the little scamps under their chins. Their tails wagged in confused excitement as I started to imbue them with both Solar familiar Charms and Pokemon training perks. "By the way, what fur is your coat?" asked Elodie. "Lemming" I said absentmindedly, the dogs glowing from fighting spirit, "the poor things dedicated their hides to me in their will after they decided to bid this cruel world goodbye" >Years later

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"AHHH, finally! After 3 yearly quarters of federal investivations, I'm free to MUDER SMALL ANIMALS!" screeched Cruella dramatically atop a cliff. "It's time...to conquer...THE NEAREST PETTING ZOO! Wait, what's that over there?" Cruella stared and stared as this approached her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz6MvVotEMU It was later ruled as an Act of Chernobog, because no loving God could come up with such an absurd death. [Digimon All-Star Rumble] Drawback: ITEMS OFF Rolled Starting Town Digimon: Omnimon (300) Vaccinated (Free) Mon of Many Forms (Free) Where a Height Difference Exists (Free) Hero of the Digital World (0) Health Food (Free) "Hey look it's the legendary hero Omnimon, savior of the digital world!" whispered many onlooker digimon. "Yes, hello, tis me, Omnimon" I said in the jaded voice of someone who'd done the Hero's Journey so many times it was kind of like going to the DMV. "He's entering the tournament! He's clearly here to put on a dazzling display of martial might!" whispered the bystanders. "I'm here to make an important announcement for all the young 'mons out there" I said, again utterly jaded by how many times I'd seen the exact problem I was about to address play out. "Is he about to use a never before seen technique?!" "I bet he's about to use a brand new transformation!" "No way! Omnimon's like, the strongest Digimons ever!" "But what if...he could be STRONGER?" On and on the whispers went as I took the stage and cleared the throat. I pointedly wait for the hubbub to die down. Then with a flourish, I extracted a needle-like device, plunged it to myself, and waved off to where several staff-mons were rolling out more needles. "There's a pandemic out there. Remember kids, stay vaccinated. Especially since you live in a vaguely Japanese feudal society without corporate interests and unscrupulous politicians muddying the message about how severe the pandemic actually is. I cannot stress this is enough: There is an actual pandemic so severe it can corrupt legendary digimon. This is not a drill, an excuse to exercise extrajudicial power, or a favour to Big Digi-Pharma. Stay safe out there y'all" And having done my job, I left. [Steamboat Willie (& Other Timeless Tales)] Rubber Hose Toon (800) Steamboat Willie Riverboat Steamboat Style (Free) Wonderful Whistler (Free) Perfectly Balanced (700) Yoo-Hoo! (600) Heroic (400) Jumper's Travels (100) Box Lunch (Free) Phonographic Goat (0) Mickey was being a lazy little shit of an employee and Pete was being an asshat of an empoyer when suddenly, a gigantic pale mass loomed over them. They grovelled in terror as I picked up the steamboat they were in. "You" I told Mickey sternly, "stop slacking off and do your job or you won't have the references to even hope of getting a job when the Great Depression hits" "Yessir!" squeaked the mouse. "You" I told Pete, "stop embodying bad 1920s employer standards or you'll encourage the mice to unionise" "Yessir!" squeaked Pete. And then I put down the boat and it carried on merrily, Pete now a lot more respectful and Mickey now a lot more diligent. Then I wondered off and stopped the Great Depression. Which this being a cartoon world and all, was a giant cackling cloud of smog I had to physically beat up, stuff in a bag and comically kick over the sun and past the moon to get rid of. [Digital Monster X-Evolution] Digimon: Omegamon, Royal Knight (200) A Knight's Duty (Free) A Knight's Honour (Free) Chosen One (100) Tokomon Buddy (Free) River (0) "The fuck are we doing?" I demanded to my fellow royal knights. Gasps. Chokes of outrage. Demands for me to know my place. "How dare you Omegamon, the commandments of Yggdrasil are absolute! We must cull the inferior mons for the greater good!" "Oh, so the cunt didn't tell you it intends to destroy the world?" Gasps. Exclamations of shock. "W-we didn't know!" babbled the other Omegamon on this team. "How could our WISE and NOBLE master Yggdrasil betray us like this?!" "Oh yeah, it's not like Yggdrasil hasn't crashed out and tried to destroy the world in every other fucking timeline" I complained. "You sound very fed up with this, Omegamon 2" said Magnamon carefully. "Does...does this happen in a lot of timelines?" "YOU HAVE NO IDEA" "O-oh. Well...I suppose we need to figure out what to do now our divine creator has betrayed us..." "Fuck it, I'll just use All Delete and then get one of the humans to write a bigger mainframe for us to live in" "...you've had an attack powerful enough to kill the system controlling this world all along?" "Yeah" "Wow, I didn't know we could do that" said Omegamon 1. And then I went over to the big dumb abstract tree, gave it a STRONG CLEAVE, and reset reality before anyone could ask a question as stupid as "Is this the justice of the Royal Knights??" because yes, YES bullying your way into ontological supremacy with superior force was exactly the justice of the Blatant Samurai Expies. [Peter Pan (1953)] Drawbacks: Jumper History, Direct to Jumpchain, Early Start, Extended Stay, Never Smile at a Crocodile (1300) Human, Londoner London - Darling House Think of a Wonderful Thought (Free) Following the Leader (Free) Sewn-On Shadows (1100) The Second Star to the Right (800) You Can Fly (400) Sing-Along (Free) London Attire (Free) ImportX8 (0) -Human, Never Land Local, Tink said what? (Free), Spirit of Youth (Free), Aw, she's just jealous. All girls get like that around me (500), You Can Fly (300), Never Grow Up: 16 (0) >1890something "Aw yeah Anon, I knew you could fly!" said Peter brightly as he watched me levitate in place. "I know it was kinda a rough start with how much you seem to like math...and spread-sheets...and man, sometimes I really don't know how you even got into Neverland-" "I dreamt of crocodile meat this good once" I said, through a mouthful of crocodile flesh. Peter stared at the crocodile I had painlessly skinned, butchered and turned into soup. It was self-defence. And delicious. "Uh..." "I was Chinese once, Peter. Don't worry about the crocodile. He died well and is in a better place now" "You mean..." "My stomach. My stomach is a better place" "I don't think that's..." "You want to know how I fly, right? What happy thought I use to keep myself aloft? Fragrant, double boiled crocodile flesh, Peter. It warms the heart of every traditional Chinese boy" I said. "But the curse placed on you by Never Land for hunting it's natives will just keep making bigger and meaner crocodiles..." said Peter weakly. My eyes flashed with new culinary possibilities. "Just more reptiles to COOK" I said with the conviction of a Young Master expecting his second breakfast. "...I'm going to check on how Tink is doing at fairy academy..." he muttered, finding an excuse to duck out on the conversation. >1904 "Peter, are...are you GROOMING those children?" I asked. Peter Pan, being an innocent little flying boy, looked up at me bewildered. "What do you mean, Anon?" he asked. I sighed. "Are you, a male with infinitely greater life experience than that young lady and her brothers, wilfully leading her into a romantic situation where you will be able to exert power over her?" "W-what?! No, I don't want to do that! Why would anyone want to do that?! I just...thought she looked wistful and wanted to show her Neverland..." he said sadly. "Oh, excuse me. Forget I said anything, I wasn't judging at all. I was just checking" I said. "I'm not averse to ruthless tactics to recruit individuals with magical affinities. That's why I've been playing with the Neverland Girls to make use of their magical abilities for my goals" "...but they're so OLD" said Peter, puzzled. "Age is a number that loses all significance across the eons" I said dismissively. "Anon! Come over to the lagoon and play~" said one member of my underage-in-many-American-states-but-not-France harem. "I wanna wrestle with the mermaids while you..." she giggled, "HOLD HANDS with me in front of them! Let's...WRESTLE, under the water again! Without our clothes!" "Coming, coming" I said. "I'm just making sure Peter understands the consequences of getting into a relationship with a mortal aging woman who'll hit the wall sooner or later" "What kind of wrestling needs you to take off your clothes?" asked Peter, puzzled. "I'll tell you when you're older" promised the haremite, which Peter being immortal was her way of saying "you are way too young and innocent to ever know" >1920 Peter Pan had known me long enough to know Captain Hook got off easy from getting shanghaied into a mental asylum by me. When he saw me fly to Munich, Germany with a bomb I'd stolen from Captain Hook. There was an explosion. I came back with blood on my hands. "I don't even want to know, do I?" he asked finally. "No. No, you probably don't" I admitted. "Just...tell me that's ketchup on your hands" I considered the fact that we lived in a land of make-believe and said, kindly, "you know Peter, anything can be ketchup if you BELIVE in it hard enough"

Good morning guys and merry christmas to everyone! finally had a good night's sleep

>>205379 Sleep well.

A small update for the Avatar jump - added a perk for converting your Avatar body to an alt-form.

>>204964 >>204989 >More The Milkweed Rune + the Kos Parasite from Bloodborne turn you into Lumenwood Kin. If you go to Futurama you can go find Fry's stomach parasites, they can't be that rare. Being a Paras or in Pokémon auto-qualifies you for parasitic mushrooms. Get some companions in God of War hybridized with parasites like botflies or tapeworms. The Parasyte jump is, as the name implies, about alien parasites inside of humans. Mushi-Shi has numerous purchasable spirits that explicitly live in your body. Diabolical has Subsumed which can be used to graft other peoples' still-living body parts. If you're willing to get some machine parts a Galvanic Mechamorph in Ben 10 qualifies. Combine with a kernelsprite in SBURB or Homestuck after it intakes a fused being. The Aburame clan in Naruto are living insect hives with a whole culture surrounding it. You can probably find augments in Library of Ruina that include auxiliary human brains. Make friends with Bonesaw in Worm and she'll give you as many passengers as you like.

>>205389 Hey 9anon would you be up to answering some questions I have for modding 2077? We can do it in the off-topic thread if need be.

>>205387 >Cruella I fucking forgot they tried that, holy shit. >Which this being a cartoon world and all, was a giant cackling cloud of smog I had to physically beat up, stuff in a bag and comically kick over the sun and past the moon to get rid of. But did you do your part to win the war with five for four Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho? >All Delete I think you need the X-Antibody for that, or just to use it on Yggdrasil.

>>205388 Imagine having a good night of sleep. Could never be me.

Merry Fishmas!

>>205397 I saw. Merry Fishmas Gene, thanks for the jump.

>>205393 Sure, let's take it there.

>>205399 Thanks.

>>205397 Would have preferred it as a standard jump, but thanks for this.

Merry Christmas. May you be blessed and find happiness with the ones you love.

>>205404 Likewise anon.

>>205404 Merry christmas to you too anon

>>205375 [Dracula] Drawback: Delicious Skin, Child-Brain, Hapless (1500) Gentleman Journaling (Free) Solicitor (Free) Evil Incarnate (1300) Wisdom of Ages (900) Student of Satan (300) Letters (Free) Brides (200) Llamarcia (0) "Jonathan. Great to see you, I'm here on behalf of Llamarcia & Ettingville. We're a rival firm your client has unfortunately seen fit to contract at the last minute for the disposal of his property" I said, the sable carriage I was in clip-clopping to a halt as I leaned outwards to shake the man's hand. One survivor of the legal education system to another. "I'm sorry, Mr...Anton Noonan is it? I beg your pardon, I have no recollection of your appointment-" The door slammed all the way open. "Zis is NOT ze case you are LOOKINK for" purred a voice like a hungry cougar, which was technically accurate. "This is not...the case...I am looking for..." stammered Jonathan, stumbling away in a vampire bewitchment induced haze. "Vhat?" asked my legal partner as I gave her a look. "I did actually have all the paperwork written up in triplicate" I said. "Vell, this vay is vfaster" she declared, tucking her fangs in at the last moment. Dracula was as pleased to greet me as any guest, but quickly took note of several oddities. For one thing, I didn't sleep ("No rest for the wicked, eh count? Had to be sharp cramming for law school"), I didn't drink ("Let's keep a clear head while we discuss the chattels pursuant to the ownership clause of your castle. Now, am I correct that you have THREE brides residing here? Are they owning the property in a joint tenancy with you or a tenancy in common?") and above all else I didn't stop badgering him about legal minutiae ("And it says HERE you have a coffin on the premises, which may fly in Transylvania but I assure you British contract law takes a dim view of, good sir"). "This is torture" moaned Dracula after the 4th day of arguing about import laws for quantities of native soil. "This my good count, is the law" I said patiently. "I know eastern european aristos like you are used to flashing a little cash around to every Tom, Dick and Harry, and getting your way, but we do things differently here in England. For one thing, we bribe the government directly" "Ah, but this way, the old way, works" said Dracula smiling, as he pointedly did not drink...wine. "Quite. Now, I have good news regarding the castle gate. I believe that moat is tax-deductible-" "You know what, I'm done with this" said Dracula, standing up, shoving the paperwork aside, and grabbing his broadsword. "I'm just going to stab you and invade England" "As your legal representative, I advise against that" I said, rising slowly and ponderously. Alas, long overnight working hours had dulled my reflexes, allowing the count to strike first-but he in turn hesitated as he looked into my eyes and saw the death of all hope and joy, looking into eyes that had seen nothing but endless repeating forms since their teens which shocked him seeing this from a non-creature of the night I had ample time to pull out the cutlass I'd borrowed from my partner (in law), give it a few practice cuts, and then chop through the count's lapels "Die, lawyer! You don't belong in this world!" shouted Dracula, lunging in a thrust and conjuring hail of bats at the same time. "It is not by my hand that I am once again given employment" I retorted. The count turned into mist and tried to strike me from behind, but blue flames from my fist scorched him with power as unholy as his own. "I was brought here by clients who wish to pay me tribute" "Tribute?! You steal men's time, and make them legally liable to pay you for the privilege!" protested Dracula, desperately tossing the cheque for me fee into the fireplace mid-fight. "Perhaps the same could be said for all religions" I said gnomically. Our blades locked, and despite the count's superior strength my experience with leverage and bladework was no lesser. There was surprising overlap between the legal profession and the fencing club after all, and I fancied myself something of a master. "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a solicitor such as you!" cried Dracula. He tried to summon wolves, rats and foxes to attack me but my partner had already told them there was better hunting far away from the castle. "What is a man? A miserable little pile of statements. But enough talk! Have at you!" I declared. All that was saving me from the count's superior might was my inhuman reflexes and sense for trajectories. Lightning coursed through my blade as I lunged at the count, his instinctive fear of light giving me a fleeting chance to feint-pulling out the ballpoint pen up my sleeve.

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It was no stake, but the small cross engraved upon it by a priest I'd once helped out of eviction brought the count to his knees all the same. He called for his brides at last in desperation, but little did he know they were currently occupied in a sexy lesbian vampire orgy that was currently lopsidedly against them because a fourth, more powerful sometimes-lesbian vampire had joined the fray. "I don't understand...how could a mortal know my weakness..." he gurgled. "Law school" "You possess wit, ruthlessness and deceit far beyond any mortal man I've seen outside a mirror..." "Yeah, law school will do that to you. You either wither into a corpse or learn to live off the blood of the weak" "Oh, come now! Are you really telling me those dread powers of your come from the legal profession!?" "...yes? Who do you think is teaching all those lawyers out there? Law is all about connections you know, and nobody has more connections in the legal industry than Lucifer himself. Got a glowing reference letter from him and everything" I explained. "I don't know...what's worse...that today I die from a warlock JESTING about his vast and terrible powers...or that you are right, and my whole life starting from the day I sold my soul to the Prince of Darkness is a fucking joke I could have avoided by enrolling in college..." groaned the count, struggling to his feet as he belatedly remembered the vampiric condition meant he didn't have to care about blood loss. "Well, we still have a few minutes of daylight. Why don't you crawl back into your coffin and we can start working on your insurance policy tomorrow night. What do you say? Why don't we put this all behind us and get back to figuring out this castle's fire safety standards tomorrow?" I said, clicking the pen I'd just stabbed Dracula with like a pistol. Dracula froze. He contemplated another slog of endless hours spent pouring over minutiae and pondering definitions of "chattel" and "fixture" that rankled at his aristocratic soul. As my legal partner and assistants crawled beneath the earth to shelter from the sun, he faced the dawn with a beautific look of anticipation. In that moment, he finally understood God's mercy for damned souls. And then Dracula turned his back on me, gathered all his remaining will to live, and ran as fast as he could towards the coming dawn. >>205394 >holy shit Supposedly there is a sequel being made. I cannot fucking wait to see how they'll escalate THE DOGS somehow being the villains of the poor widdle fashion woman. >to win the war Of course. >the X-Antibody I think I have like 5-6 X-Antibodies at this point from other Digimon jumps.

>>205408 ...I have no idea why autocorrect turned "candlelight" into "daylight", it is a mysterious force.

>>205404 May we all get chains.

>>205397 [Insanquarium] Drawbacks: Pescatarian, Soak Opera (800) Owner Basic Loadout (Free) Full House (400) Atlantean Heritage (100) Full-Water Alchemist (0) Leading Shots (Free) "Arigato gozaimashita!" "This is vital for the alien war effort, your contributions will not be forgotten" I told the japanese lady delivering me my takeaway sushi seriously. I went back to my default state of being, which was pondering the tank with my gun in hand. My fish ate like kings. One of the first things I'd done with my knockoff Aquaman powers was compel the mermaid shopkeeper (a creature of the sea) to sell me everything in the upgrade shop at crazy prices. This had led to first a feeding frenzy, and then a breeding frenzy in the tank. Especially when Preggo, that slut, started chatting up all the male fish while still pregnant. Questions poured down like fish feed as I stared into the water, gun in hand. Was technology like this glass-bypassing gun commonplace on this version of Earth? What compelled alien invaders with faster than light travel to invade one specific fishtank and literally nowhere else? Were they NATURALLY as small as fish or was that some strange side effect of their wormhole technology? And why, WHY, were none of them well equipped enough to fend off a really muscular fish with a big bite- -and then suddenly an alien got in the tank, and all my questions vanished as I started shooting like crazy. "Hey, I did it. I defeated the aliens" I told the mermaid shopkeeper. "Really? Wow, that's amazing!" she said brightly. "It must have been an incredible struggle!" "Actually I just kept stunlocking Cryax into the bottom of the tank while everyone who could fight ganged up on him but you know-" "An incredibly struggle of determination, bravery and above all else FRIENDSHIP to conquer overwhelming adversity!" she said brightly. I paused. "So, I'm just putting this out there" I said, morbidly curious, "but I've been curious about these Atlantean powers. What exactl ARE the limits of using them to compel sea life?" "Honey, let me put it this way" she said, throwing her shell bikini over her shoulder, "I don't just crawl into ANYONE'S apartment to sell him sentient aquatic guardians and fish food, you know. Learn to take a hint, landlubber" And all the fish watched with total indifference as I proceeded to have mermaid sex, because honestly this wasn't even the top 20th freakiest thing they saw during a typical week in their native environment. Especially, I cannot stress this enough, with Preggo literally fucking everything with a cloaca and some without one.

>>205414 Also, Strict Diet (+400, 200) Don't Tap the Glass (0) for the bonus objective

>>205414 Landlubber

>>205408 Thanks for the build, Shard!

Merry Crimbus, friends!

>>205375 Nice. Thanks for the Jump

>>205420 I appreciate the support, buddy

>>205371 >Probably. For what it's worth in a recent lore entry Osiris appears convinced the Vex are very close to figuring out how to abuse paracausality for their own gain. This would normally be written off as just another mystery box by any sane estimation, but it takes place at a point in the game when the writers just give up on nuance and write their blatant intent for what they want you to think through the characters as mouthpieces. So they /can/ they just can't do it /yet/

Merry Christmas!

>>205378 In my opinion, very good. Definitely still playing set up for what the overarching plot is going to be though, so it's hard to say precisely where it's all going to go. What's there is fun though, and the world is fairly interesting. The hyper discrimination and hate Nin'you get makes me unreasonably angry though.

>>205387 For a second Shard, I was about to STRONGLY judge you for going so far as to work with Cruella but then I read the rest and all was made right again.

>>205350 do you assume that sword skills/magic swords skills exist like in New ALO for people who use weapons, or is it like OG ALO where it was really just using them normally?

>>205423 Merry Christmas! I mean, my Christmas is January 7th but I like to support you guys

>Look through Gene's Minecraft jump >Minecraft has lore It has lore? Since when?

crash test

>>205428 Since the synagogue of Satan purchased it from Notch, a decision he regrets every day of his life because he was already gonna be fuck you rich no matter what

>>205428 >he never killed the ender dragon

>>205430 he's literally a billionaire, who gives a fuck.

>>205302 Do the exalt you create have the great curse?

Does anyone even remember Geocities?

>>205435 I do

How do I disable the snow effect? I switched themes but it still remains.

>>205433 Nobody on the planet needs more than like 30 million

>>205438 Go to settings

>>205438 Right click, Inspect, click the <div line named snow storm, and press delete.

>>205438 Here

>>205298 NIce! I'll try to post a build for you over in he horny thread later today! >>205336 >>205375 >>205397 Also sweet! I'll be slowly working though all these holiday Jumps for a bit. A Merry Christmas to you all!

>Filenames started showing themselves from the end instead of the beginning Anyone else getting this problem?

>>205445 Thanks for reminding me about the lewd thread. Also my phone finally got past the captcha block so if anyone has a question I'll be around.

>>205446 They are also in a slightly different place.

Update on the YGO Duel Monsters - Dreamlands jump: I got roped into hanging out with the family, so I’ll try to aim for New Years.

Posting just in case.

>>205428 What first inspired me to make the Jump is Game Theories series on the Minecraft lore. While I normally would not give MatPat that much credibility, most of his conclusions in that series seem fairly reasonable with the evidence provided. Then I did some digging into Legends and Story Mode, which both have a surprising amount of worldbuilding. I Frankenstein'd these three sources together and plugged the wholes with anything else that seemed tangentially relevant. >>205430 >>205433 >>205439 From what I heard it's the opposite. He regrets making the sale because suddenly becoming a billionaire has made him a paranoid wreck who was unable to sustain meaningful relationships while also being bored out of his mind due to having nothing to strive for anymore since he'll be set for life even if he never works another day. Somehow this ended up with him falling down the MAGA rabbit hole, despite him not even being American.

>>205452 >I Frankenstein'd these three sources together Oh, wait. Make that four. There was also Minecraft Dungeons.

I think I will make a bowl that transmutes blood into gold at a rate of 1 oz per 1 oz

Yeah, ancient giant + blessed blood OTB

What could I do to make the merged Nanosuit 2.0 from Crysis use their nanobots faster? The transformation and creation part seems a bit slow at base.

>>205456 Super Speed from the X-Men Movies Jump let's you speed up the function of things you're touching. Might cause glitching depending on how fast.

Merry Christmas, hope you all have a great day

>>205459 Merry Christmas, NuBee *blows kiss at you*

>>205461 >>205462 Gay.

>>205456 Import them in MGS Revengance. Ol' Nanomachines, Son seems like it has a much faster cycling time for when they're active/inactive such that they can keep up with what should be superhuman reflexes.

>>205459 Merry Christmas, OldYearBee! I hope you're enjoying the Holiday, and will have a good time as NuYearBee in a week.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

>>205456 You could also use the Spider-Man Trilogy Recoloured Outfit to just always have it on / in you as a symbiote.

>>205468 That's default, the Nanosuit merges with the wearer.

>>205466 A Merry Christmas to you as weell, friend!

>>205466 Merry Christmas!

>>205404 Merry Christmas to you. I just have to find these loved ones before I get their happiness. >>205364 It is very easy to accidentally cuck most harem MCs by interacting with the group and not being an asshole.

>>205455 Blessed blood is op in most builds

>>205435 Heard of it a fair bit. >>205459 Merry Christmas, Bee.

>>205370 You are correct. Did not work.

>>205478 I'm sorry, anon.

>>205479 Well, the day isn’t over yet and it’s not the end of the world without it. If anon wants to post it, anon will post it.

...Urge to make a fake Rickrolling Arknights pdf RISING!

>>205481 Nothing left to do but wait.

>>205482 I don't know what timezone the guy is but he's usually on very late. So don't be surprised if it doesn't drop for another 6 hours.

Someone should really upload all of the new jumps to the drive

I don't mind the theme, but is there a way to turn off the snow? My laptop isn't happy with it.

Any perk to let you choose for all your children to be extensions of you? Like they're not independent, they're not even sub entities enslaved to a hivemind, just more of (you)

>>205486 Settings menu.

>>205486 >>205443 >>205444

>>205488 >>205489 Thanks a ton anons

Merry Christas /jc/!

>"How does jumper celebrate Christmas?" >"Same as you, you idiot. We decorate a tree and give each other presents." >"Then we summon the Frost Moon."

>>205508 Sorry. What was your guys favorite Christmas jump so far?

>>205510 I''m still slowly reading them all. Setingwise though I'd been really looking forward to the Disney's Peter Pan Jump.

>>205510 >What was your guys favorite Christmas jump so far? A jump that deals with Christmas or a jump that was posted for Christmas?

I'm still in the research stage for Guilty Gear. I may just focus on GG exclusively until I'm ready to start on the Jump, or I might squeeze in a quick Jump for something else. I've recently been re-reading I Grow Stronger by Eating, so that'd probably be my first pick.

>>205323 I'll add this to my notes page but can't promise she'll make it in, I considered an OC based on this Exalted Quest before but passed on it previously. >>205434 Progressive Exalted Recreation will not see you adding in the Great Curse to your new exalts, though unless you fix that issue they would be theoretically vulnerable to a fresh one if more dying primordials had the same idea for a death throws curse.

>>205514 Ones posted on Christmas, sorry.

>>205515 >I Grow Stronger by Eating Looking it up it seems like good fuel for a Jump, so I'd say go for it if you feel the urge.

>>205516 >I'll add this to my notes page but can't promise she'll make it in, I considered an OC based on this Exalted Quest before but passed on it previously. Fair enough. Good luck with the rest of the jump, it’s looking good.

How would the RDA react to another corporation's owner showing up on Pandora with no sign whatsoever of how he got there?

>>205525 Panic and/or immediate attempts to drive you off of their turf, probably. An operation like theirs has no room for unwanted variables.

>>205525 It would react quite agressively considering the entire reason Pandora was so lucrative to the RDA was the monopoly rights. Don't forget the RDA is a megacorporation a la cyberpunk settings. They have their own army.

>>205527 >>205528 Their attempts will be hilarious then.

>>205517 Looking through the jumpmaking thread, the only one I know is the Avatar jump. So probably that one by default. There are some decisions that I don't really understand the rationale for (mainly the 1000 point eywa item) but the fun part of it being a cyoa is that I could just choose not to take it.

>>205528 The new Avatar jump is pretty good.

>>205531 thanks anon

>>205527 >>205528 I don't think the RDA has anything in the way of an actual space fleet do they? Like if they were hit by a Covenant Supercarrier fleet like the one that struck Reach, would they even be able to muster up enough reinforcements to lift an orbital blockade? Even a Cylon planetary blockade with 30 or so basestars might be enough to cut them off and starve them out.

>>205533 No. Making the ISVs to reach Pandora was something that cost a lot of money, and the humans have no reason to put guns in their spaceships.

>>205533 A star wars light freighter would likely win against the RDA's ISV ships.

>>205534 >>205535 At that point just lay down a cloaked minefield and they will die.

>>205535 Considering Avatar is more of a hard sci-fi then yes, the spaceships that can go at 99% the speed of light would win.

What would be a good name for a qi technique that allowed you to look inside a person? Sort of like a real time xray or ct scan so you can sort of peel back the skin and such and see the organs Like the idea is for a doctor so instead of having a lot of expensive medical gear they can directly look at the insides of a person, zoom in or out, remove layers (visually) etc

Which women should be stolen away by jumper because their husband doesn't dick them down enough? I think Sakura should be one, Sasgay spends more time at Naruto's office than with her.

>>205533 Avatar's spaceflight is firmly non-ftl, and requires an immense amount of space to maneuvre. Like, it takes five months of constant acceleration to get up to cruising speed while travelling between Earth and Pandora, and they have a braking distance of several million kilometres.

>>205539 Meridian-Viewing technique sounds like a good name.

>>205539 Inner Workings Revelation

>check deleted posts as usual >mfw Welp.

Just remember the Kzinti Lesson when dealing with the ISVs.

>>205487 Anyone?

>>205531 Yeah. Too bad it's not the highest priority, I would love to swoop in and utterly fuck RDA by fixing everything and providing cheap synthetic Unobtainium for everyone. >>205544 Yeah, it got bad for a bit.

>>205546 Unfortunately, the only one I've ever seen is Body Breeder from QQ's Smut jump.

>>205546 Only jump I can think of is Generic Erotic Horror under the insect perks.

What do you think Mortasheen biologists could do with Quirks from MHA?

>>205541 Then clearly the answer is to suffer neither humans nor blue aliens. Jumper has the power therefore jumper has the right!

If I do go with IGSBE, any preference on the cover? These are the best quality images I could find. I also have the original Korean versions of the first three covers, which are much higher quality but obviously they're in Korean, so the title wouldn't be legible.

>>205549 Wait, no I was mistaken. Other anon >>205548 is was correct though.

>>205552 Here's the Korean versions for comparison.

>>205552 >>205554 I definitely prefer the second one, since it's the only one where he's visibly eating

>>205552 >>205554 Pic 1 has my vote.

>>205455 Could a giant with Seimei Kikan compress itself into a human size?

>>205557 I would argue that yes, you can do that with seimei kikan. The technique already violates the laws of conservation of mass.

>>205552 I like 3, the title gives the you the info on his ability but 3 gives you an example of what that exactly does for him.

>>205487 The Norithics jump on qq has one, iirc.

>>205562 Didn’t bancho make that jump?

>>205565 No idea.

>>205552 1 or 2 would be best.

Time for Mariah Drifting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhOUW3CrJMg

>>205552 Pick 4, since others picked 1 2 and 3

>>205530 The top of the thread and the end of last one is where the jumps posted today are.

>>205540 >Sakura Boy do I have news for you.

>>205542 >>205543 I do like meridian viewing technique thanks guys!

>>205539 Something like the diagnostic arts or the spirit inspection method. Anyway this recently came up in Beware of Chicken in a side story by the author, where a technique like this was common among Spiritual doctor, but the MC being a SI worked on a technique usable by mortals by using a prepared formation and a recording crystals(which typically store memories and can project or share them), so he had the formation to scan the bodies and the crystal to share the image with others.

Merry Christmas I apologize for not having any Christmas presents or jumps for you all though. Still, I wish the best of the hallowed day to you all, Christian, Jew, Pagan, Athiest, and Agnostic alike. Just gotta decide what to spend these $50 worth of Steam giftcards i got as presents on. This is hard

What are going to be consequences of taking Rainbow Dyed Melody to be the reincarnation of the abrahamic God in Highscool DxD, and what sort of powers would you have? I only know that god sealed Trihexa 1v1 at the cost of his life and that he made all of the sacred gears, so sealing and item creation would definitely be there. Plus life creation given that he basically made three whole factions by himself.

>>205575 The Angels flock to you like flies to honey. You'd likely get powers of creation, yeah.

>>205575 >What are going to be consequences of taking Rainbow Dyed Melody to be the reincarnation of the abrahamic God in Highscool DxD Expect the angels to be knocking on your door within a few hours of the jump starting, and the three factions to keep you under the microscope. They’re trying to move past the old days of open warfare though, so as long as you show that you believe in getting along they’ll play nice.

>>205575 Creation, transmutation, and replication of matter and the soul. Dust into people, people into salt, rain into fire, one loaf of bread into many. Heck, once you get powerful enough you should be turning scores of enemies, especially devils, into piles of salt. That's really what a lot of God's miracles equate to, the conversion and ensouling of matter. Also, the ability to speak Enochian or a similar Angelic language.

>>205390 Any chance of an AU/Fanfic option? Or at least a world where the humans are not retarded?

>>205579 Just write them to be not retarded

>>205574 >Spoiler I used it to get Tunguska and Underrail. >>205577 NTA but boy I hate Devils

>>205575 Probably a lot of holy/light power like the Angels but more.

>>205580 Canonically they are retarded.

>>205583 Canonically there is no jumper either

>>205573 Hey thats a cool idea, I kinda am trying to build out a qi magic surgery kit and was just trying to work out new spells

>>205555 >>205556 >>205561 >>205567 >>205569 Since It's such an even split, I'll just make the call myself and stick with the first one.

>>205579 damn, people really hate the na'vi huh? As for your question, i feel there's no need to add an AU option.

>ARKNIGHTS (Please put in the drive so it can be linked to on /tg/) >Ambition of the Slimes (small Jump for a small game, doesn't currently include stuff from the sequel) >Himenospia Update >Spiteful RWBY WIP as dictated by the roll in >>203576

>>205588 The world of Remnant is one plagued by a teeming horde of dark beasts that seem hellbent on sowing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Feral creatures that claw and snarl at the few bastions of civilized existence left in this barren world, seemingly not content until they’ve taken everything from humanity and ground it into the dust. But enough about the Faunus Kek

>>205575 Has anyone taken Rainbow Dyed Melody to become the reincarnation of any deity that ISN'T the Abrahamic god?

>>205588 Yay insanity.

>>205588 But i must say, red font on black background is hideous. Was that on purpose?

>>205587 It's not that I hate the na'vi, more that I hate the one dimensional storytelling that tries to portray them as ambiguously good noble savages while trying to show the humans as all unambiguously evil with no nuance whatsoever unless they turn to the side of the na'vi. Some intelligence and depth to the humans and some actual flaws in the Na've is important for a satisfying world, even if the humans were still the antagonists of the story.

>>205298 Wow. What a gift to have. Thank you. Last I checked the story was dogshit. Did it improve at all or should I stick to using it as a gallery viewer? Merry Christmas to you and all the others here. >>205302 Hum. Don't think I've seen this setting before. Thank you. Merry Christmas. >>205314 >X-Evolution Neat. Didn't consider that being made into a jump. Thank you too. Merry Christmas. >>205336 Interesting setting and jump. Thanks dude, and Merry Christmas. >>205350 WIPs are cool. Thanks and Merry Christmas. I saw a game about getting the power of being a fox girl recently. Not sure if it fits your jam but it made me think of you. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2829700/Protean_Fox/ >>205375 Very nice. Merry Christmas, Psycho. Lots of neat shit for being good or evil. How was the read, worth it? >>205552 This the one that starts out as a poacher? Pic 1 is pretty good. >>205581 >NTA but boy I hate Devils Nta, but same. Be blessed, Anon. >>205588 Arknights? Cool. Merry Christmas and thank you. How hard is it to get into the game or should I just watch some lore?

>>205591 I mean, it is kinda hard to do that when it requires the god to be dead.

>>205575 Definitely holy light powers, just way better than those shwon by angels. I feel like a lot of the stuff he did wasn't just his powers but also knowledge, so unless the fragment inside you can give you knowledge, I don't think youd get the skills to craft sacred gears or whatever he did to seal Trihexa. In actual powers though, I always thought that stuff like the Sephiroth grail, that elemental sacred gear, Annihilation maker and so on were actually his powers, and I don't know what the fuck hed have sealed in those ones. At the very least, the true longinus has his dying will, and it lets the user do miracles, so you should be able to mimic that part with sufficient power. The consequences? I doubt Heavens has any way to detect you from the start - since its merely a fragment, and you start off weak, its more believable to think that you either have a really powerful holy factor, or have some obscure sacred gear, than the reincarnation of their God. If they do realize it, expect to be instantly kidnapped and taken to heaven. The reactions of the other factions would vary though. I can see azazel trying to assassinate you, straight up. I'm not sure what the devils would do, but if you made sure to keep trying to negotiate with them, i doubt Sizerch and the current satans would try to go to war with you just for existing.

>>205581 >NTA but boy I hate Devils Giga based

>>205588 >Arknights jump got completed Finally. I'll make build when I get back home

>>205591 It's based on Gasper and Balor but it's very obviously only there to let you be the Abrahamic God.

>>205596 You could take any of the deities that don't appear in the story and fanwank that they are dead.

Any complaints before I upload Insaniquarium to the drive?

>>205369 >>205588 >Arknights >Himenospia I'm going to figure out how to maintain the wasp abilities while being something cooler like a lizard person. Sarkaz Queen jumper? Yes.

>>205588 >328 pages I mean this sincerely: What the FUCK.

>>205588 Also, while it doesn't matter much, here's the original Arknights Doc (this one DOES NOT need to go on the Drive). I just kept it separate from the one with the nice custom image (that Doc is a copy) because because while it's really good I'm autistic and feel vaguely gross about putting something not made by me into my Jump.

>>205588 >328 pages

>>205588 >CofD thingy 1 >CofD thingy 2 >WoD thingy 1 Does this mean I can start crossing off White Wolf jumps I was planning to make? Cause I thought about trying to make oChangeling in time for Christmas but ultimately decided I probably can't get enough content to make it worth doing at all.

>>205588 Just wanna say that I love you anon.

>>205591 It's not like we have a list of dead gods and that one has a lot of relevance to the story.

>>205594 >to portray them as ambiguously good noble savages while trying to show the humans as all unambiguously evil with no nuance whatsoever unless they turn to the side of the na'vi. Well... yeah? The humans are entirely from some super evil megacorp wanting to destroy the planet of the Na'vi for muh metals. What did you expect? There's no real moral dilemma here.

>>205604 Arknights is beeg.

>>205609 Balor and Virochana are confirmed dead, iirc. There's also a bunch of gods that aren't named in the story and that you could easily fanwank that they're dead. Like Baal, Marduk, Mot, Ashurr, Dagon, Dagda, Huracan, etc.

>>205588 >330 pages What the fuck is wrong with Arknights?

>>205557 It seems way too much

>>205550 Horrifying things. Arguably with enough Quirks to pool from, they could make things on par with or flatly superior to EOS Shiggy.

>>205588 >FUCKING RATHALOS I GUESS Could I take this to be a Monster Hunter human?

>Ah My Goddess doesn't grant Angel Eggs You think I can convince Tyr to teach me how to make them before I leave? I have some plans for them in the future

>>205613 It's the Independence Day of Himenospia notes sections.

>>205613 Last I checked, it's longer than the Bible. Break The Ice and Lone Trail combined are longer than LOTR, and those are just two events that are well over 2 years old by now.

The Himenospia update fucked up my build, so I might as well restart my chain. Give me some jump suggestions please, I want to roll for my chain.

>>205597 Nta, but there's a chance that their broken systems just start running properly again as you grow into your power

>>205620 Arknights Digimon (any jump) Silent Hill f Mortasheen

>>205588 >rwby Needs more Ironchad perks. >arknights oh boy gonna get back to you with a metric fuck ton of questions later

>>205620 Himenospia, LeWdBY, and that RWBY jump up there.

>>205575 He actually survived sealing Trihexa but was weakened by it and died in a mutual kill when he got ambushed by Lucifer and the Satans before he could recover. There was also the fight with Ddraig and Albion that happened either before or between Trihexa's capture and his fight with Lucifer, with all events happening back to back.

>>205620 101 Dalmatians Both the new and the old Peter Pan jump.

>>205613 Kal'tits talks TOO much

>>205627 She has to get Doc up to speed on how SHIT Terra has been for the past several epochs. Don't blame her.

>>205613 Paragraph Cat but she's not a problem any more.

>>205620 Banjo Kazooie Johnny Test Dave The Barbarian Beauty And The Beast

>>205591 I am considering using it to get Balor's power, maybe stacking it with the sacred gear and getting the perk that lets you combine things you have for immense power.

>>205588 WIFE IN MY SPINE! WIFE IN MY SPINE! WIFE IN MY SPINE!

>>205594 Its a Sci-Fi setting with a Noble Savage. Being better is always going to be a given; it's a genre convention at this point. Its not like the humans are anything but in the wrong in the story. >>205620 World of Horror OPUS Portal Saint Young Men Chibi-Robo

>>205575 Would taking Rainbow Dyed Melody to become the Reincarnation of the Abrahamic God give you True Longinus' Truth Idea but depending on your will instead of the original will of the Abrahamic God in the True Longinus? Also what would happen if a Reincarnated YHVH Jumper made contact with the will of the Abrahamic God in the True Longinus?

>>205630 All that removing Kal'tsit did is result in everyone else passing the Paragraph Schizo title between them.

>>205588 Color scheme of the RWBY jump makes it hurt to read. No, that’s not a criticism, just an observation.

>>205590 >>205593 The WIP is fueled almost entirely by racism, and like the show itself, it is assuredly bad on accident. >>205592 >>205599 The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world. >>205604 >>205606 >>205613 Believe me, you don't know the half of it. There's like two entire sections I had to cut because I couldn't get them unfucked in time. It brought the page count rather down. >>205603 This should be a simple matter, the mind control stinger is a Perk so you can throw it on whatever form you have. >>205595 >How hard is it to get into the game or should I just watch some lore? It might be a little much just to get into a Jump, so I'd watch some of the side content to see if you vibe with it before making a choice either way. https://youtu.be/u82r6NIkTbU and https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf62G9f3stcHC_DB4-goEfBh8wYsOplAF are pretty chill. >>205607 None of those are WoD Changeling. One of them IS something for CofD Changeling, but a specific part of it that I think the main Jump doesn't let you touch. >>205608 >>205633 Merry Christmas. >>205616 Yes. >>205620 This is truly in the spirit of Himenospia >>205623 Of course, that's what the WIP is missing. >>205627 For as formidable a monologuer she is, I still think Cashew takes the cake for unironically using fucking magic to silence the main characters just so he could keep monologuing.

>>205588 Color scheme of the RWBY jump makes it hurt to read. This a criticism.

>>205588 I appreciate the funny names. Like this one: >Seers catalogue I cracked a smile at it, I wasn't expecting it and it's different from all the other jokes in the doc. Onto companions >Pathetically emotionally dependent henchman Is this Emerald? Neo? Someone who just acts like em? >This Twisted Show Needs to be Reset I want to know who this is. Is Pixy launching a fucking nuke at Beacon? >"Stop Pretending You’re Sad." Is this the Ruby who became homophobic due to being exposed to high levels of Agarthan vril or the drunk pessimist goth drawn by cslucaris? >A Cat is Fine Too Is this curious cat or someone else? If its Blake I'm swatting you

>>205610 >>205635 Well for one the survival of the Na'vi is entirely dependent on the morality of the humans; Earth is dying, Pandora is the only source for a solution, and every day the reasons for a (by military standards) soft touch erodes. Yet the humans aren't slaughtering them en mass with superior firepower, the entire premise of the Na'vi being able to resist the RDA at all is predicated on either the soft hearts of the humans (who are portrayed as having nothing of the sort) or crippling levels of stupidity and incompetence from the RDA (which does not make any sense given what they've created). The RDA has every reason to simply resolve the situation by brute force but continue to just treat the situation as if they should just secure their worksites. The heartless corporation they're supposed to be should've resolved the situation from high altitude bombers, but they keep fucking around. Their evil often amounts to: >Oh this tribal group is attacking our mining operation, lets destroy part of their camp and then leave having just pissed them off without doing meaningful damage. >Oh they attacked again, well now we'll repeat the process but completely destroy their main camp and actually inflict some random incidental casualties. >Don't actually aim to gun them down though, can't have that. >Actually attack the enemy themselves rather than burning their stuff/sacred areas? >Heavens no, we're an evil corporation only concerned with results but we could never just kill the people ruining mining operations vital for the survival of humanity! If the humans are meant to be the proper bad guys have them really act like it, if not give them more depth; but you can't have the humans act in a way that could only be described as putting the kids gloves on in war and then act like they're pure evil.

>>205629 The thing is: she does that with everyone. Kal'tits just likes giving useless trivia and the sound of her own voice.

>>205588 Wasp changelog?

>>205588 >perk to collar non human girls every jump Based. Free Sienna for me.

>>205588 >Ambition of the Slimes Ooh, didn't expect to see a jump for that. Neat

>>205591 All my builds are just Human+Longinus+Enlightened User and some filler perks to fit a theme. Sometimes with Birth of a God(Great Red|Ophis) sometimes to add Dreams or Nothingess/Infinity to the theme.

>>205642 >Earth is dying Wrong. The motivation to get the magic rocks is purely for profit.

>>205648 Yeah but the room temp superconductor is used by interstellar ships to move to other planets.

>>205643 Hot dog lore is important to defeating the Observers. It will all make sense in Endfield, trust.

>>205648 At first it was purely for profit but then it was changed to colonization. Frankly for me the entire concept is stupid because in the same background lore the RDA has colonized other planets in the solar system and with the addition of the Bridgehead city in the third movie humanity can print entire cities without any effort. Why the hell would they care so much about Pandora when they have that level of technology?

>>205647 That was about people who take the mentioned perk. Unless you're becoming a dead god called "Human+Longinus+Enlightened User". Carry on, if so.

>>205588 What do we need to be like the brother gods?

>>205653 Did RWBY even develop the Brother Gods in all of its shitty seasons?

>>205654 Spazz, we had an entire flashback backstory for them in like, two separate seasons.

>>205654 Lol. Lmao.

>>205648 The RDA executives want the rock for profit, the reason why the rock was so valuable was because it's vital for survival. Or rather it was, the Earth needed the rock to overcome technical blockages during the time of the first movie. A decade and change later without the rock and the earth is just fucked, so they're trying to colonize Pandora now.

>>205655 Good to know. Still not watching it.

>>205639 Gonna throw those cut sections in in the future?

>>205654 They come from Wonderland...

>>205639 Oh man, I remember having a Webm of dude scrolling through the comically long walls of text Cashew through at audience

>>205595 >How was the read, worth it? It's mostly a good read. The start of the book is the best part, though. Once they get to Bongland things get a little boring

>>205639 >Near light Dont their arts also heal, do sword beam, and buff people, and also make it rain gold for some reason? Not just highlight constructs?

>>205588 >gilgamesh whitley kek

>>205557 I'd say at best you're shrunk down to Big Mom size

>>205639 Who are the most breedable of the kemono races?

>>205588 >Faunus Taming Leash This has similar energy to that one perk in Shard's First Age jump that let you arbitrarily subjugate Creatures of Darkness, with Solars able to define their enemies as Creatures of Darkness.

>>205588 Can you learn linked content pages for the AK jump please?

>>205649 Said room temperature superconductors are not necessary for space travel if I recall, just makes it leagues more complicated. >>205657 Yeah, it's basically this. Initially, it was for profit, then it was for colonization. RDA tried to play nice, but decided "fuck it, we want profit NOW", which led to the current situation because they underestimated the Navi. Ultimately, humanity itself isn't evil, but RDA certainly is, and they regularly seem intent on wiping the Navi out in some manner. Even the best-case scenario for the Navi if RDA wins at this point is being placed on ever-dwindling reservations as RDA, with its shortsighted nature fucks up Pandora. RDA may on paper have a good goal to "save humanity", but the current crisis was made after decades of bad decisions on the part of both humanity and RDA, and basically saying that the Navi should sacrifice their world and culture so RDA can just repeat history isn't exactly a winning strategy in the long run.

>>205638 >>205640 It is, if nothing else, true to form. >>205641 They are >custom henchman based on the weird tendancy for villains to have a plucky overly attached mentally ill female minion, Emerald and Neo are both examples >The pilot that flew Weiss, back with a vengeance. >The ghost Ruby that was shittalking her during her vision in Volume 9, made a real entity like those two seconds of Volume 9's OP made it seem only for that to not be anything >Curious Cat-like being >>205644 See >>205605 I just forgot to mention it in that post. >>205645 >>205665 Whitley, my son, you must use this power to make them work the mines for even less pay. >>205646 It's a neat thing I wanted for a bit. >>205653 Nothing explicitly gives you their shit, but you can MAYBE fiddle something similar to them together with the Afteran Race and the Immortal Asshole Origin. >>205659 Yes, the plan is that Arknights will have an update at some point. >>205662 Here you go. >>205664 Yeah, but like, just pay 100 CP in Arts Assimilation for that personal Arts to modify what manifestation of it you want. >>205667 Cautus or Zalak are known for their explosive breeding. A single Cautus family can produce 30ish children. Pic related is an in-universe slam-comic decrying their vermin-like breeding. >>205668 The name was taken from the Charm Lunar Taming Leash, so there's that. >>205669 Probably at some point.

>>205671 >RWBY OC explanations Thanks mate

>>205670 >just makes it leagues more complicated. ... If you don't have them. Fuck I can't finish my sentences properly recently.

>>205643 The hagcat KNEELS to the SkipGOD.

>>205620 >>205624 >>205626 >>205631 >>205622 >>205628 >>205634 Thanks for the suggestions. Supplement 001: NuBee's Bodymod Supplement (1000 CP) Foundation >Cleansed (Free) >Greener Grass (Free) >Adjustment - 6'3", Trapezoid Body Shape (Free) Statistics >Strength 2>3 -50/950 >Stamina 2>3 -50/900 >Agility 2>3 -50/850 >Flexibility 2>3 -50/800 >Reflexes 2>3 -50/750 >Intelligence 2>3 -50/700 >Charisma 2>3 -50/650 Body Modifications >Coloration I - Blue Eyes, Light Skin, Black Hair (Free) >Endowment -50/600 >Grooming -50/550 >Aesthetics -50/500 >Detailing -50/450 >Diet -50/400 >Enhanced Senses I -100/300 Mental Modification >Strength -100/200 >Tolerance -100/100 >Memory -100/0

>>205671 >Originium Arts Assimilation >Many people train in Arts to at least a small degree, and so if you’ve purchased any Tier of this Perk above Free The cheapest option is 50CP.

>>205676 FUCK I forgot to change that FUCK

>>205671 >Yeah, but like, just pay 100 CP in Arts Assimilation for that personal Arts to modify what manifestation of it you want Would getting a 200 elder race for pegasi work too? I mean, having both that and Near light.

Smol correction. >>205678 Yeah, sure.

>>205675 >>205624 >>205626 >>205631 >>205635 1. Himenospia 2. 101 Dalmatians 3. Beauty and the Beast 4. Saint Young Men 5. Banjo-Kazooie 1d5 = 5

>>205670 >basically saying that the Navi should sacrifice their world and culture so RDA can just repeat history isn't exactly a winning strategy in the long run. The issue that rubs me wrong with avatar is that the RDA is portrayed as blatantly evil while the situation only being at all salvageable for the protagonists if they aren't. The Na'vi aren't being asked to sacrifice anything, they're being sacrificed by a group that no longer cares to engage with them in any diplomatic way. The good ending would've been for Jake to actually do his job and negotiate, even if the Home Tree was off the table just negotiating other mining sites for whatever he put on the blank check he was given could've worked out. Hell even if Jake tried and failed to negotiate it would've been salvageable, it was him going awol and stirring up the Na'vi even further than gave the more militant parts of the RDA the green light to just take what they wanted without any further diplomacy. The moment it became a military conflict the Na'vi lost, because at the end of the day if the RDA truly decisively loses they are going to take their ball and go home (nuke everything and strip mine the lifeless rock left behind). The Na'vi NEED to negotiate which means keeping the worst aspects of the RDA from taking the forefront and ideally getting less evil/retarded parts of humanity to take their place at the discussion table. But their method of resisting the RDA mostly just means more militant elements keep coming forward and anyone who might want to try talking is sent further back. It's like you meet with two assholes, one of the assholes is a twat but is willing to work with you to find some mutual benefit, the other is just a thug who will take what they want anyway if things don't work out. If you punch the twat in the face the thug is going to break your legs and take what they want anyway, being forced to work with the twat sucks but there is no third option, you work with the twat or the thug cripples you. Either way the two get what they want, one ends with the twat smug and you getting a benefit you're not sure was worth it while the other ends with the thug smiling proudly over your broken form while the twat feels a little uncomfortable as he counts the money. The Na'vi punched the twat in the face and are now fighting a really shitty battle against the thug with no ability to do more than bloody his nose, they need to get back to talking with the twat but there is no path toward that and it would feel like a loss as it would at best bring them back to where they were before Jake abandoned his mission in the first movie.

>>205681 >The Na'vi aren't being asked to sacrifice anything The deposits of the metals are literally under their sacred trees. And the fact of the matter is that if humans managed to fuck up their own planet despite their advanced tech, they will definitely fuck up the Na'vi's planet as well. But I don't think you're arguing in good faith.

I am so god damn fucking mad right now. I just got my engine back together after swapping the crankshaft and it turns out that my car won't start because of ONE SINGULAR FUCKING PART that I didn't check the compatibility for won't work because the engine I pulled it off of was one year older than my car and they changed the design of the part the next model - ie, my car. And unfortunately that part is buried inside the engine and I may end up having to take the damn fucking thing apart in order to get it out and swap it again. Merry Christmas everyone, hopefully your day is going better than mine.

>>205682 read the next sentence anon

>>205682 >The deposits of the metals are literally under their sacred trees ONE of the deposits is under home tree. Its a very big deposit granted, but its not the only one there

>>205681 The thing you also gotta remember is that the RDA don't need the deposits under the sacred trees. They literally already have an Unobtanium Mine that isn't running dry that they're actively mining and isn't going dry. Them wanting the deposits under the trees is literally just pure greed

>>205684 I did. It boils down to "me like humans, me hate aliens" and "lol just take it up the ass don't resist bro".

>>205681 >The Na'vi aren't being asked to sacrifice anything The only way to get the Unobtanium is to literally mine it out from under their sacred trees which disrupts their way of life as well as harming their planetary mother goddesses, because the trees are the hubs she uses to sync up with the rest of her surface (the entire reason Eywa couldn't help the Mangkwan when they begged her to in 3 is because their sacred tree got destroyed in a pyroclastic flow, greatly weakening her ability to interface with that area). The entirety of what the RDA want to do involves forcing the Na'vi to sacrifice all they've ever known for a people they do not know nor care about and who have only ever acted disfavorably.

>>205681 If the movie was about aliens coming to earth wanting to take all of the rare metals there you deifnitely wouldn't be arguing for negotiation.

>>205683 Good luck with your winter car.

>>205689 Only one deposit was under Home Tree.

>>205683 Merry Christmas BLADE, I hope your car troubles are limited to only this one part now.

>>205689 >The only way to get the Unobtanium is to literally mine it out from under their sacred trees Not every single deposit is under a sacred site. Theres a very big one under home tree. The only mine we see has no mention of it previously being a culturally significant location.

>>205604 I'm very tempted to edit the whole thing down to a reasonable length, and then post the abridged version for anons that want to jump Arknights without wading through an entire novel.

>>205680 Jump 001: Banjo-Kazooie (1000 CP) Background: Drop-In Age: 17 Sex: Male Race: Human Complications: Rhymes +100/1100 Abilities >Nearsighted (Free) >Hubba Hubba Humba -200/900 >Teacher -300/600 >Magitech -600/0 Item Emporium >Wading Boots (Free) >Beakers and Bottles (Free) Supplement 002: Base Of Operations (1500 BP) The Basics >The Structure >The Key >The Furniture >The Rules Structure Modification >Base Aesthetics >District II -200/1300 >Complex -200/1100 Function Modification >Utility: Plumbing -100/1000 >Utility: Power -100/900 >Utility: Communication -100/800 >Stock Terminal -50/750 >Arriricial Intelligence -150/600 >ForceWall -200/400 >Entry: Portal II -400/0

>>205692 >>205694 Fair point. Then it's literally just greed.

>>205687 I'm not even claiming the RDA are the good guys here, I'm literally describing them acting like mobsters. But if the mobsters are armed with assult rifles, you have sharp sticks, and they want to come to an agreement you shouldn't stab the armed assholes because no matter how cuntish they might be at the trade table resorting to violence favors them way more than whatever deal you might make. >>205689 >The entirety of what the RDA want to do involves forcing the Na'vi to sacrifice all they've ever known Again no, that's not what's happening. The RDA is not forcing the Na've to sacrifice anything, they're driving them off and taking it. The RDA are just taking it, asking them to give things up in exchange for whatever they might want in trade was the old plan that was thrown out the window. The RDA is not asking for shit, they're taking what they want. The Na'vi sacrificing or giving something up is what they might've ended up doing in the original diplomatic approach, the work with the twat for a distasteful mutual benefit side. That ship has sailed and we are currently on the thug breaking their legs to outright rob them level. The next level of escalation is the thug's twelve cousins showing up to firebomb the house and steal whatever's left in the ashes stage of aggressive asset allocations. >>205690 If a bunch of aliens show up on earth trying to force us to accept a trade of technology for our resources with the clear threat of them just taking even more of the resources by force and giving us nothing if we don't take the deal then I would definitely consider negotiation.

>>205588 If we have three purchases of the relevant perk, can we choose who it is turned us into a fuCKING BIRD?

>>205696 Please don't, it's amazing as it is. I'm just terrified and excited at the same time.

>>205698 >>205686 >Them wanting the deposits under the trees is literally just pure greed The chance for that argument to be made never actually came up though, the RDA's attempt to get the Na'vi to let them get the big deposit under Home Tree was Jake Sully. Who upon realizing that it wasn't going to happen went fully awol and stirred up the Na'vi to fight the RDA. There was no attempt to get the unmolested access to other mining sites, there was not attempt to find out what human tech the Na'vi might want for any kind of deal, there was no attempt made to do anything whatsoever. It is entirely possible that upon returning to tell them that Home Tree was fully off the table that the RDA would've taken it by force, but Jake guaranteed it with his own actions and basically pissed away the best most optimal chance for diplomacy in general when he realized that the highest hardest ask was not going to happen. The chance for the RDA to do the evil thing, wasn't given. Presumably because the first movie was still trying to have some nuance and even some of the corporate people were going to be uneasy about Quaritch blowing up Home Tree in deleted scenes.

Well I hope my dear anons are all having a very merry Christmas and a blessed new year >>205679 If I may ask my dear himospena anon, Is the Arknights jump bloated or is all of that important?

>>205700 Yes, that's the effect of the third purchase. Every Jump, you can choose someone to be responsible for turning you into a bird (This is unforgivable).

>>205704 >Kirby turned us into a bird >Falco Lombardi turned us into a bird >a random Umbreon turned us into a bird >Tigress from Kung fu Panda turned us into a bird >Sue Sakamoto from Cave Story turned us into a bird

>>205705 >Kirby turned us into a bird is that what happened in the true ending of Air Riders?

>>205702 >the RDA's attempt to get the Na'vi to let them get the big deposit under Home Tree was Jake Sully No, Jake was the last attempt to get the Na'Vi to leave. They made other attempts beforehand, with that one female scientist starting up a school to teach the Na'Vi only to be fucked over by the humans killing some natives.

>>205706 And he will never be forgiven for it.

>>205708 >implying this was not a magnanimous show of mercy on Kirby's part after you messed with his friends

>>205707 They didn't even know what Home Tree was to the Navi, even the head scientist lady didn't fully understand or at least didn't tell anyone else. Jake only realized after living with them for a while. So no there was no real attempt to convince them to leave before that, basic information gathering was only achieved when Jake was sent there for his mission.

>>205704 Would this grant them the ability to continue their Evil, Horrendous, Literally Worse Than The Nazis BIRD-MAKING WAYS with other people, or is it more of a one-time thing if they don’t usually have that power?

>>205709 >UN >FOR >GIV >A >BLE

>>205697 >>205626 >>205624 >>205631 >>205635 1. Saint Young Men 2. Himenospia 3. Peter Pan 4. Johnny Teat 5. World of Horror 1d5 = 5

>>205703 That's kind of hard to tell. So, the problem is that certain factions have much more to make interesting and unique Perks out of than others, meaning that their Perklines could quickly have become lopsided, which is unforgivably asymmetrical, so some Perks that are less-than-emblematic of their factions were needed to fill space (this sometimes required drawing on some obscure collectible descriptions). Also, I wanted the Jump to be extremely comprehensive and cover basically every race/faction/everything with enough content to fill a Perkline, and to be fairly informative so people need as little reference as possible to understand the setting. The page count is also kind of bloated by 39 pages worth of Companions. >>205711 No, they just inexplicably turned you into a bird (Which is horrible).

>>205710 I think I'm going to just assume you didn't watch the first movie

>>205714 Would they remember having turned us into a bird, or would it come as a surprise to them too, as they wrestle with the sudden revelation of their own UTTERLY REPUGNANT actions?

>>205715 Being fair, its been well over a decade. It could just be that they forgot details.

>>205710 RDA's greatest sin isn't the greed, it's their stupidity. The greed is just what a corporation is obligated to do. The stupidity is not.

>>205716 They probably remember such a horrific and morally reprehensible event.

>>205588 The Fuckin' Rubles - 1000 CP Background: Crime Statistic, Questionably Competent Antagonist [Free] Perks: Power Level: Glynda [200] Witness My Character Gimmick!: Six Racists [Free] >Special eyes that let me identify someone's genetic pedigree via observation They're Just EARS, The Bow Did Not Twitch; Hahaha, Organized Crime! [Free] Faunus Can Swim: Horsecock [200] The BLADE of Racism [300] Items: NANODUST, SON [Free] A Gaggle of Comically Expendable Radicalized Minorities: Incels With A Faunus Fetish [300] At first I thought about being a human with a faunus harem, but the Kali option gave me an anti-boner, so I am going to develop Reverse Racist Technique and save the world using Diversity Energy instead out of spite.

>>205720 Bro that's just a WIP.

>>205720 >the Kali option gave me an anti-boner Coward

Dirt and history is weird. Makes you wonder all the lost shit that's just sitting around in any given jump that would be neat to find.

>>205715 It's been a long while since I've seen it but I rather clearly remember the Head Scientist lady not explaining the importance of key sites to the leadership until after they've been destroyed, as if they should've checked with her/the Na'vi on everything rather than it being her job to find out and tell them where all the sensitive locations were. >>205718 Also very true, I mean really when there's a tribe of Na'vi who hate the mother goddess why aren't they trying to get them into the human way of things? Domesticate, don't go native from a different angle!

>>205714 >That's kind of hard to tell. So, the problem is that certain factions have much more to make interesting and unique Perks out of than others, meaning that their Perklines could quickly have become lopsided, which is unforgivably asymmetrical, so some Perks that are less-than-emblematic of their factions were needed to fill space (this sometimes required drawing on some obscure collectible descriptions). I'm going to assume that's a yes my dear anon. Don't worry we used to deal with that too in Girl's Frontline, but we revolted against Chong and told him to use less words, and so far its been great, not every gasp and laugh needs to be talked about >The page count is also kind of bloated by 39 pages worth of Companions. I'm looking through them and I'm liking the companions so far, even if I don't really know about the setting, you've done a great job once again my dear insect anon.

>>205723 Yeah, gonna be crazy going back and finding all those dragons, aliens, and Annunaki.

>>205725 The Jump should explain everything fairly well, but the only required reading/viewing to understand the setting is https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbuSQ8SJFnFH7D7_hwX94t-u3tyUxknsl

>>205727 In the kindest way possible my dear anon, I'll finish myself if I have to go through another novel or a decade of lore. It was tough enough for girls frontline, I can't imagine doing that when that kot wouldn't shut up

>>205696 Don't do that. The sort of people who you'd be doing that for wouldn't care about the details of the setting anyway, regardless of how simplified.

>>205701 >>205729 That wasn't me. That said, earlier in the process I was tempted to make two additional versions when the Jump was done (a simplified one made in MS Paint and made to look like Ceobe was doodling it with crayons, and one where everything was taken and rewritten to be even longer and more obtuse with Socratic dialogue with the narrator obviously being Cashew).

>>205704 >>205705 Ah yes, the bird transformation technique I haven't used since the Heian era.

>>205718 I don't see the reason why this Avatar has a supplement mode, but I'm tempted to supplement it with Cyberpunk to have the RDA be less retarded and create reasons other than pure incompetence for the Na'vi to have a chance. Perhaps the RDA in this context will value the potential resources aside from the metals too much to just burn everything to the ground rather than holding back the heavy firepower for no reason and the fact that Earth in Cyberpunk is just bad rather than entirely screwed could help with that too?

>>205714 Doing my build here, and im just curious. As a Pegasi(200) with 11th King, can I assume we can like, face off against whole groups of soldiers (like the vampire example), with nothing but raw physical prowess or arts? I'm just trying to figure out if I really need to get Physical and arts stats to not be a bum starting out. Does 11th king boost all of your physical stats with a focus on whatever your race is known, or does it just boost these specific traits? Is Uncle Ruckus actually living on Laterano? How?! Is his racism just so powerful that they just kind of let him live there?

>>205733 >I don't see the reason why this Avatar has a supplement mode It's because Spazz is a redditor, and they all like this sort of supplement garbage.

>>205696 This >>205729 I don't care for arknights, the setting doesn't appeal to me. Simplifying the doc isn't gonna make me jump it and even if it did you're not getting money for it.

>>205723 In any given world with a recorded history, yeah, you're going to find gaps. Forget One Piece and its intentionally-covered up Void Century, the inexorable march of time erases all things without anyone needing to intervene. Information entropy is inevitable. Books, scrolls, and tablets are lost or stolen in transport, end up buried in personal collections that are then lost, decay without new copies being made, and that's not counting any instances of a societal collapse that kills all the people who know how to read, write, and copy texts, or people genuinely not writing things down because the information is so ubiquitous and/or trivial that they cannot possibly conceive of a future in which someone would not possess that information (if it's ubiquitous) or would even want it (if it's trivial). Someday (though, given how many different media formats it's been saved in, this is highly unlikely), humans could hypothetically live in a world where not a single copy of the Bible exists. Keep in mind, that's the single most copied/printed/published book in human history. It's a long shot, to be sure, but it's possible some future society will not have even a single full copy to refer back to, just like how we lost most of the other six epic poems that form a complete cycle with the Iliad and the Odyssey. Can you conceive of that? Can you brain actually wrap itself around the idea? Can you imagine being a future historian, having to reconstruct the foundational text of Christianity from half of Proverbs, three chapters from the middle of Genesis, and exactly six verses of 1st Corinthians?

>>205733 >I don't see the reason why this Avatar has a supplement mode To make generic have a stroke

>>205723 The Imperial Seal of China was never found, right?

>>205739 merely the mandate of heaven being lost

>>205725 Also, there were some options that, while not important per se, NEEDED to be in, like the option to buy a bunch of pets from the native wildlife. >>205728 Surely, the Jump cannot truly be the length of a novel. That's impossible >>205734 You'd be a very strong untrained guy. 11th King basically makes it so you're part of a legendary bloodline, so you get whatever bonuses you'd get from that according to your Race. This just happens to be more pronounced for the Sarkaz, but even for Elders you'll live longer, be stronger, and have better racial Arts (which are usually the main thing about legendary bloodlines). >>205736 Again, that's not the author, just a guy talking about editing the Jump.

>>205741 All three of those middle creatures. I want them.

>>205741 >That's impossible This is about 200 pages.

>>205723 >all the lost shit that's just sitting around in any given jump that would be neat to find Every now and then I wonder if it's actually worth not taking the continuity toggles in various KH jumps just to pick the entire Keyblade Graveyard clean since even if none of those 'blades are in proper working order, there's probably still enough usable Squeenix mythril and other materials in the sum total of that slag heap to arm at least one Union's worth of modern era wielders assuming the material can be recycled. Or you use item duping on those shards from Valkyrie Crusade and you've got maybe 4 Unions' worth of completely usable keyblades after entirely too long dropping copies on them individually.

Aw man, I don't know if to be a dashing adventurer, leader of his own secret organization or a conquering god-king with a harem of evil women.

>>205724 As a corporation they absolutely suck when it comes to planning. We're told supposedly that the RDA has a vast network of orbital factories, shipyards, and planetary terraforming capabilities that lets them colonize other planets. But they have to risk "everything" just to send a vessel 4 light years away. If the risk was that big, then why did no one come up with any plan to do basic orbital surveys? Sure, we can argue that Pandora must remain "mysterious" so subsequent movies can show new things "never before seen", but a civilization that can build orbital shipyard networks and terraform planets, cannot do the basic task of assembling an orbital shipyard then deploying probes from orbit? I don't even care that they don't have any long term plan to this because frankly, if a company cannot plan ahead enough to make their in-house operations sustainable (sustainable as in it does not create a disaster for themselves and their own race), then what hope do they have for anything long term? Even if they stripped mined all of the Unobtainium, they would be fucked. Was RDA hoping they would find another Deus ex Machina planet like Pandora in Proxima Centauri? Or were they going to dump even more resources into pushing out to Epsilon Eridani (that's 10 light years away) at sublight speeds, and hope that they find another magic element? >>205733 >have the RDA be less retarded and create reasons other than pure incompetence for the Na'vi to have a chance I've read about the RDA enough that I just don't want to deal with them at all. I'd much rather replace them with a more competent company, and it's not like it's even hard because of the aforementioned stupidity. They literally had everything handed to them and they still didn't bother putting in any effort towards a reasonable plan. If RDA has established monopolistic control over the solar system, that's all the better, because that just means they will be far easier to seize. Like I'm running through the various sci-fi organizations and races that I've heard of, and practically every one of them could stomp the RDA. I get that the RDA needs to be retarded because that's the contrivance of Avatar as a movie, but as a jump setting? Fuck I would literally rather put Weyland Yutani in charge, or the Helghast, or the Banished.

>>205742 The world of Terra is filled with adorable creatures. >>205743 I'm sure it just has really tiny font. >>205745 Take than Fernmut Perk that lets you make Avatars and be your own arch-nemesis.

>>205739 And the Menorah from the Second Temple, and The Ark of the Covenant (assuming it's an actual artifact to begin with), and the gold Cortez took from the Aztecs, and the gold used to ransom Atahualpa, and the Great Bell of Dhammazedi, and the Sceptre of Dagobert, and the Crown Jewels of Ireland, and seven of the Imperial series Fabergé eggs, and the Honjō Masamune, and, several speciments of "Peking Man," et cetera. Also a bunch of nukes. A lot of stuff is missing and not yet found.

>>205747 >I'm sure it just has really tiny font. In 11 point font its 90 pages.

>>205747 >I'm sure it just has really tiny font. Word count of the Great Gatsby is around 47k. There are some jumps that are bigger than that.

>>205741 >You'd be a very strong untrained guy. 11th King basically makes it so you're part of a legendary bloodline, so you get whatever bonuses you'd get from that according to your Race. This just happens to be more pronounced for the Sarkaz, but even for Elders you'll live longer, be stronger, and have better racial Arts (which are usually the main thing about legendary bloodlines) Nice. Btw, one of my other build ideas is a Draco healer living in laterano. He is not that good of a doctor and is only a good healer because of his arts, but since he heals people by safely lighting them on fire and exploding them with his arts, he is somehow really famous with the sankta to the point some might fake injuries to go get healed by him.

I didn't know this till I just checked but GG is Public Domain thus on Project Gutenberg for free. That place probably has a lot of older titles you could use to make jumps since the material is easy to get.

>>205749 >>205750 I'm sure this is a government psyop to sabotage me, specifically. >>205751 This is very much a Laterano thing to do.

>>205745 All of them in one chain. Arc 1: You are the dashing adventurer. You have your perks, items, and metaknowledge. Few if any companions. You set out to handle things that were fucked up before they get fucked up. Arc 2: You put your metaknowledge to use by stopping things before they happen, but you can do more than that. You have some people you've been through hell and high water with, you trust each other beyond death. So you send them out on highly important and very secret missions because you know that they'll succeed, survive, and that explaining things to in-universe authorities results in you sounding insane ("Trust me we have to kill this random teenager or he'll contact extradimensional aliens that are more powerful than everything on this world combined!"). Arc 3: Fuck subtlety, you have enough military and economic power to tell every in-setting authority to eat shit and die. Get things done without any secretive measures because what the hell are they gonna do about it? You can still sally out yourself if you wanna relive the good old days.

>>205753 The average novel is 50k words iirc. Your jump is about as long as 1984.

>>205755 Actually your jump is EXACTLY as long as the Signet Classics edition of 1984.

>>205752 I don't think the problem is availability, it's just the general lack of interest and in some cases, a limited scope that doesn't really spark a story at first glance. Personally Great Gatsby is fun to read, but I can't particularly say that I would enjoy being there at that time. There are other classics in the same boat, like Great Expectations, Crime & Punishment, the Old Man and the Sea. I enjoyed reading them, but I would not want to be there, in that time period in those conditions. >>205753 There are some fanfics that go into millions of words. There are some jumpmakers who have written the same amount through their jumps alone.

look at wordcount, not pagecount, you fuckin morons

>>205758 167,816

>>205758 Look at this dick, bitch. Fuck you.

>>205586 With Refactor could an ability be combine into multiple other ones? As in two major abilities A and B do not properly overlap with each other and thus remain separate powers, but C is a smaller power that could be combined into both. Would C be added into both A and B or just one of the two?

>>205682 Its actually possible to mine them out from under the tree without ever being a problem up above it just doesnt work with strip mining. You make a shaft and you mine from underground.

>>205741 >Also, there were some options that, while not important per se, NEEDED to be in, like the option to buy a bunch of pets from the native wildlife. Of course anon, I can see that, I would offer Elids but with a big warning >Surely, the Jump cannot truly be the length of a novel. That's impossible Oh anon, The current GF jump is not, but it is Far FAR FAR from current GF, in the Jump we haven't even fought the military and others yet. That jump Is VERY VERY out of date

>>205639 Are any of them the Gothic Victorian, Werewolf: the Apocalypse: the Fera, Hunter: the Reckoning, Mummy: the Resurrection or Deviant: the Renegades? Those were the ones I was planning on, so I'll know to prioritize them if you're interested in doing them instead

>>205762 I don't think shaft mining would work because no Na'vi would accept human presence near their homes. Don't forget the omatikaya already hate the RDA because of what they did to neytiri sister.

>>205707 Actually the natives shot first with the school thing

>>205759 Wow, nearly three times the length of the Great Gatsby. Longer does not mean better, and I'm tired of wading through paragraphs that could be sentences. You fuckers need to learn how to write.

>>205764 No, those are all clear. You're good.

>>205766 The natives destroyed a bulldozer. A very cheap piece of machinary that the RDA literally just print out

>>205765 Honestly if you have the tech for space travel you have the tech to make a kickass underground setup. Make your base aboveground and mine from a location outside of the navi control, its more work but much more secure since there arent any navi going to dig a mile down to fuck with you.

>>205759 Holy... >>205767 It's thematically accurate with the source material, at least.

>>205769 While the rda may in fact print them out as far as I know they are still piloted, thats attacking a human.

>>205770 Funny enough the RDA literally has 3D printers capable of printing any type of tech, which means they could easily do what you're suggesting.

>>205759 Oh, if it's only 167k words, shouldn't take more than a few hours to read through.

>>205769 Fuck all the people that were killed huh?

>>205772 They're remote controlled. It's why Jake had to smash the cameras to get them to stop moving instead of going for the pilot

>>205724 Thats another thing, are there really no deposits in the ash lands where they could set up to work with the local non treehugger navi? Like I love the first tribe, the ikran bonding stuff is awesome and I have really enjoyed frontiers of pandora with them but come on guys pick your battles, that was not the tribe to approach.

>>205776 Oh well then yeah fuck them then.

>>205773 Why can't they print unobtainium?

>>205767 Agreed, writing shocks,gasp etc all count as words and bloat everything

>>205779 Iirc it works more like forging using materials you supply