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>>4725 Who asked?

>>4673 >hmm-where-have-i-seen-this-before.gif

>>4727 I did.

>>4727 I did you anu

>>4721 >>4725 Okay you so you see Cinnabar Island? What you wanna do is swim directly to the right of it, up and down If you know, you know. Also, the truck. If you know, you know.

>>4728 I want to do unholy things to Chris.

>>4731 I needed to think for a second to try and figure out what you were talking about. They put that in the game, huh? I guess the game page does say that they wanted ALL gen 1 Pokemon available in the wild but that's unexpected. I don't think there's a Pokemon fan that doesn't know about the truck though. Like if you're at the point if downloading fan games you know about the truck. Thanks again though, that's cool to know.

>>4732 I want to commit holy matrimony with Chris.

>all spiritual power originates from "the heart" >the heart is the source of a soul's emotions and consciousness >in its purest form, the power of the heart warps reality to grant the user's innermost desires >dead souls have their hearts become corrupted if they linger for too long >they turn into evil faceless mook monsters who consume the souls/life force of living people >there's an entire species of human that develop the ability to draw upon the power of their hearts through objects that grants them transformations and assorted supernatural powers >the bonds of the heart greatly strengthen individuals and can even grant others powers >the heartless monsters eventually evolve into monstrously powerful boss monsters that aren't as evil as they seem >an evil empire from another (spiritual) dimension rules the world and has maintained their authority by committing atrocities >the protagonist was born with incredibly special abilities, including an evil inside of them that manifests as a palette-swapped version of themselves >in reality this evil version just wants to protect the protagonist and be their friend/comrade >the protagonist has a bunch of unpowered normie childhood friends who are let in on their secret and help as best they can >two of them have incredible powers of their own, awakened by exposure to the protagonist's powers >one of them is from a rival faction/species and competes with the protagonist while being a stubborn tsundere about their friendship >ultimately the final villain is defeated with the power of friendship as the protagonist reverts back to the their original form in a climactic scene I would like to remind everyone that Bleach is a magical girl anime and anyone who has told you otherwise has lied to you this entire time.

>>4732 Chris has had a rough enough time so far, be gentle. She doesn't know how to deal with kindness and gets flustered, which makes it more effective bullying overall

>>4735 So is Ichigo's mascot supposed to be Rukia, Kon, or Yoruichi?

>>4737 Yes

>>4733 I'm not even sure if that's how you get Missingno in game, but I know he THEY are in, it's just memories. You'll have fun, do the up and down a few times just to be sure. The truck, yes, it's the truck. When adults were studying the blade, we were being kid looking at strange urban legends about pokemon.

>>4735 Climatic?

>>4734 Holy, unholy, same thing. >>4736 I'll be rough.

>>4735 Plot twist: the reason everything is constantly going wrong and nothing ever seems to click correctly is because the actual protagonist of the series was supposed to be Karin or Yuzu and Ichigo just happened to steal their thunder and prevent them from becoming a proper magical girl.

>>4741 That's not how that prefix works.

>>4741 >I'll be rough. Val Verdan hands typed this post.

>>4735 This has been obvious from the moment Orihime was shown to have powers, yes. >>4742 That credits Ichigo with way too much agency than what he consistently shows. If you want to blame anyone for skewing the narrative of Bleach away from a Decisive Orihime Victory, blame Aizen for pulling the strings to endow Ichigo with special snowflake status he barely knows how to use.

>>4719 Wouldn't work. As long as the 4chan thread is up, people are going to flock there to shitpost. Shitposting isn't something that you can control without moderation, and people are deterred from shitposting here because there is an active mod.

>>4743 Hush. Lewd the boobed magical girl.

>>4739 Have you played before btw? Just curious on if you had your own team you put together. >>4742 It was absolutely supposed to be Yuzu if it was actually a magical girl series. Karin is just a different kind of shonen protagonist than Ichigo.

>>4747 Something about that picture looks wrong but I'm too tired to determine what it is.

>>4746 >people are going to flock there to shitpost People? But there's only one shitposter.

>>4749 Her arm proportions, maybe?

>>4748 Yesn't? Unless my brain is glitching the fuck out or that my fever make, I know that some months ago it was there. >Just curious on if you had your own team you put together. So, how to tell you that my team was basically Venusaur+, Gengar+, Gyaradox+; and the rest was mostly discovering?

>>4749 >>4751 Hush.

>>4752 Good enough explanation to me. I'll definitely be putting together a team of mains when I go to challenge the Pokemon League but I can't fault you for rotating just to see what stuff turns into.

>>4751 Not sure. Maybe her head? Her head seems kinda big maybe.

Has anyone thought about doing a chain of all jumps, but they're ordered alphabetically?

Has your jumper ever tripped over something/someone and penetrated someone?

>>4757 Yes, but my waifu set it up

>>4757 >>4758 This is why adults tell you not to run with scissors. Ya really should have internalized that lesson.

>>4756 Maybe if you had an updated list of all the jumps on our drive, but even then it would probably fail because it would be too boring for most people. Don't even consider the other communities because it's a whole different can of worms.

>>4757 Yes but with a spear leading to the creation of Avenger Cu who became a reoccurring nuisance in the Nasuland jumps because he didn't like how his death was a slapstick joke while the other Cu Chulainn's became heroic spirits by an epic and glorious life.

I feel like after updating the supplement I just go start a new chain. I accidentally just became completely content with a single Jump in my current one. Family, friends, direction, heroism, feats, complete tool kit/power set. Kinda don't need anything else. Gonna need to start next chain somewhere extra fucked up and give my Jumper issues for chain longevity.

How do you guys select your priests and priestesses? Whats the criteria? Im trying to figure out something that will be good for picking them as a kid so they can properly be taught the rituals and the magic but Im unsure what I should use to narrow down selection.

>>4762 Honestly I wonder if the chain was real how many of us would actually try to reach the end instead of stopping? Personally I'd try and reach the end because I'd know I could just go back eventually if I didn't reach the point where I had a pocket dimension that just assimilates lands conquered or join willingly. I'd probably also do it out of capital o Obligation because my dumbass trying to get everything I can would probably take the unicron scenario that destroys the multiverse of transformers and beyond if I fail

Are there any perks to gain immunity to cavities?

>>4763 Honestly it should just come down to >Have some book smarts and >Be able to figure out how to do a ritual without fucking up Even a child can understand that. But this really all depends on what your domain is and all that as well.

>>4756 >>4760 That's almost 2,400 jumps now if you just count the /tg/ drive. I got exactly 2,400 hits for the offline archive I keep, but the number's a bit skewed between not always getting the new stuff, dupes for imaged/OCR copies, and intentionally 'mislabeling' some since they were made by a jumpmaker here but posted on another drive like BLADE's FE -Awakening dupe. You can also cut about a dozen for the supplements since at least a third of that is just the individual toggle supplements +1 file where I tried to put them all into a single doc with a bit of adjustment to account for some that weren't initially designed to fit together.

>>4765 Probably a high tier regen that lets you heal shit that otherwise wouldn't be normally healed? Something like Wolverine or Ban's regen would probably do the job if a bit on the overkill side.

>>4728 Chris is my favorite Gundam.

Goddammit I wanna write a post about how Jumper is currently in the New World (but with furries) but it just feels kinda... cringe How do you overcome this feeling?

>>4770 By realizing you're on a containment meant for people as cringe as you

>>4770 Post it anyway. Be cringe but be free.

>>4770 You write and don't bother re-reading it. If you don't write then you can wait for the idea to eventually pass but it will probably come back. If you do write, at least it's finally out of your head and you don't have to continue dwelling on it endlessly. Then move on and do something more productive.

>>4770 By realizing that this entire thread is filled with autistic introverts, including people who want to have sex with non-anthropomorphic Eevees, and there is practically nothing too cringe to post here. And if all else fails you can at least live with the assurance that no matter how cringe you are, everyone here has lived through worse than you could possibly manage with mere writefagging.

>>4770 >How do you overcome this feeling? Just type and type and then hit Reply? Drag yourself kicking and screaming through the uncaring void and by the time you get to the other side you'll either realize it wasn't that bad or have had long enough to file it into wherever you store the rotting corpses of the other things you wish you could forget.

Welp, didn't expect eldritch fishing game to suddenly add in a splash of Super Mario Sunshine (or other cleaning games, that's just my favorite one). Oil rig is digging for oil, finds Definitely Not Oil, and now Dark Ooze That I Fucking Wish Was Oil is spreading all over the place. Equip a siphon on my ship, slurp up all the Definitely Not Oil into Dark Canisters, and get some DLC-exclusive upgrades while cleaning the environment. Just try not to panic or else the Eldritch Definitely Not Oil Monster will try to eat you. I wonder how flammable the Definitely Not Oil is. Knowing my luck, not at all.

>>4770 Stop caring about cringe.

I'm in the mood for some idiocy. Tell me about the dumbest thing your Jumper has done, either overall or just in their latest jump.

>>4776 You know, we really need a Still Wakes The Deep jump. I want a sample of Cthulhu's smegma or whatever the fuck it is that they drilled into there.

>>4770 Dont worry about cringe. I have literally spent the last couple days trying to figure out how best to make brown egyptian priestesses work with my whole necromantic dragon lord of the seas deal. I have finally concluded that my religion will be about me traveling the world to collect souls to ferry to the afterlife when Im not living in my underwater castle. The hardest part was deciding how to make that happen as an egyptian god, who my parents will be (sekhmet and ptah) and what style of animal person they will be if they are given my blessings. Well that and if their tattoos should backdoor a horny mode into them.

>>4763 In descending order of importance: Loyalty, capacity for independent thought, intelligence, wisdom, magical prowess/aptitude and appearance.

>>4779 Someone else will have to make it; that's an out and out horror game and I have a spine made of jello. Dredge is about as scary a game as I've played in a good decade or so, and even then I've been playing extremely safely and doing everything I can to avoid Panic.

>>4780 >brown egyptian priestesses work with my whole necromantic dragon lord of the seas That's literally got Apophis written all over it.

>>4783 Totally except Im actually a pretty good guy who promotes the expansion of the world and who preaches that nobody deserves to be left alone and forgotten. Though some people do deserve to be dead.

>>4778 In HSoTD I was used to fighting and saving others, there was a horde of zombies coming so I got it in my skull that I was going to distract them. What I didn't know at the time was that where I was running was right where another horde was and had to scurry up a light post for hours praying that the zombies didn't topple the stupid thing and then it started raining so now I have to deal a wet pole and zombies. Never again will I do something without thinking

>>4784 Coven of evil dark-skinned desert witches who worship you as a god >>>>> Egyptian divine good boy points.

>>4786 Oh its not about good boy points, and Im totally down for the witches, its just that irl I have a deep belief that any god of the undead or reaper or ferryman should be benevolent and their followers should act in a morally upright way. I dont mind undead because thats just recycling.

Should my Jumper's oc martial art waifu companion's main martial art be <Judo or Sambo ? 1d2 = 2 >1 Judo >2 Sambo

How would people feel about a Jump request thread? Like, even if 90% of requests don't go anywhere, having them all in one place would avoid a lot of repetition.

>>4789 Feel like that could be handled by just the Jumpmaking thread, maybe.

>>4789 Personally I'd be strongly against it.

>>4788 Looks like it'll be Sambo then.

>>4789 There's nothing to stop you from doing it but keep in mind that there has already been a spreadsheet for that purpose and who knows how many people even check on it.

>>4789 I just post a list of things that I think should be made into jumps or at least played there and there. If people do want to make a jump for it or not, I shan't take issues either way. Tho I'd be a big teasing about it.

Did we end up getting the Cyberpunk 2077 jump?

>See you soon! Sisters, it's happening!

>>4797 m8 there's like fucking 4 of 'em

>>4798 What?

You get a chain but only if you're autistic

>>4801 4chins

>>4802 I’m here, aren’t I?

>>4802 Hooray, chain for me!

>>4802 A chainbutt requires an actual 'but'.

>>4806 Chainbutt: for your entire chain you will have a fat ass and it WILL get you in trouble at least once per jump due to how fat it is.

>>4770 Don't worry too much. I posted that same thing in the last thread with >>4464 and no one cared or responded at all. which felt kinda disappointing Just make something anyway. The worst anyone can do is call you a faggot >>4802 >was diagnosed with aspergers in the 5th grade Nice, I'm in!

>>4799 But is it THE Cyberpunk jump?

>>4807 But can I have an equally impressive bust as part of the deal? >>4808 >and no one cared or responded at all. which felt kinda disappointing I saw it, I just couldn’t think of anything to say. I commend your dedication though.

>>4802 Well...

>>4756 I have thought about doing all jumps from release date, while ignoring the end jump parts. but fuck LoT and the fact that I would have any companions for over a few hundred jumps. Early jumpchain thought friends and waifus were unimportant.

>>4807 My ass will be the size of beach balls, and I will periodically ram them into people as an attack like Peach in smash bros.

>>4763 Everyone can become a priest, as long as they finish their studies. The other branches of the clergy are the ones with more strict criteria. To become a Paladin you must either have: holy blood, a connection to a terrestrial god, or great affinity with holy magic. To become a Prelate you must meet one of the criteria listed above, and finish an even more rigorous and brutal military training than the standard. Prelates must start their training very early in their life. People past the age of 13 can't become prospects. To become an Avatar you must have been born in an auspicious day, and have a truly exceptional affinity with one of the approved magical forces (light, nature, fire, and air), and pass an ascetic training. This is done so prospective Avatars can hold large quantities of magical powers without exploding or losing their minds.

>>4789 A thread for requests alone would be pretty useless. They should go in the jumpmaking thread.

>>4762 >Gonna need to start next chain somewhere extra fucked up and give my Jumper issues for chain longevity. Jump all the Marvel jump[s back to back. You need to escape. >>4763 Last chain it was his maid. Handling the religion stuff was hger job on the condition he did have to get involved.

>>4798 Nothing ever happens

>>4765 Doesn't the basic body mod have an option to always be clean, this includes your mouth and butt. So no cavities as the extra sugars are cleaned up and not wiping after pooping as that is also cleaned.

>>4802 Hey, something nice came from being a diagnostic aspie.

>>4811 >I saw it, I just couldn’t think of anything to say. I commend your dedication though. Thank you, I appreciate the compliment

>>4820 *diagnosed. Bleh.

>>4802 Even on a chain, jumper is too autistic to get a waifu. He is too busy in the lab making things and playing tourist. Harems? Too messy and too much touching. How would an autistic jumper learn to touch and have a proper relationship?

>>4820 As long as I'm not diagnosed I can never be called autistic. I'm immune to the allegations

>>4802 Yay! Chain me up bb >>4807 No thanks, I need to watch my weight.

>>4824 So true, bestie.

>>4798 I don't to go back, Hiro.

>>4823 There are relationships besides having a waifu, but generally speaking, autists heavily on the spectrum aren't incapable of forming relationships, it's the manner in how they establish and maintain these relationships that are different from the norm. Once a person moves into another world where the norm isn't the same, no telling whether they will have the same challenges even if their autism remains.

>>4824 Same

>>4828 >jumper spawn: how did you two get married? >jumper: I don't know. Your mom just moved in one day and refused to leave >wife: I told you, I was the maid not trying to be your wife

>>4828 That reminds me of a guy on /tg/ who didn't find out he had a girlfriend until he'd already had dinner at her parents' place a few times.

>>4824 Same. I'm completely normal and fully functional as long as I never speak to a psychologist ever in my entire life.

>>4831 nta, but that happened in college. No idea of when we went from just giving her rides to class to dating. Her family loved me and the dad was a creep wondering when I was getting her pregnant. She ended up having a nervous breakdown and told me to leave. Last I heard was she never dated again and still lives with her parents and cannot keep a job. I feel as if I might have dodged a bullet.

>>4834 Seems like a breakdown in communication on her part. I don't think anyone autistic or not would think they're dating someone if there was never an official moment of verbalizing and accepting that concept between both people.

>>4770 (me) Okay addendum because apparently I have never writefagged this shit out before. There isn't a limit with how much shit you can import right? Like perks and items and all that? I feel like I should already know the answer but goddamn do I hate second guessing myself.

>>4836 You're only limited by your budget in most cases, but some jumps like to enforce specific limits like companion caps while others don't. That is generally the only limitation explicitly stated though.

Good night pals.

>>4838 Rest well, WoL

>>4838 IT THE AFTERNOON WAKE UP LAZY BONES

>>4834 >not confessing, sticking with her through her meltdown and actually becoming her boyfriend >he fumbled the autistic NEET girlfailure who does nothing but play video games in his apartment all day and has sex with him when he get home from work after eating crappy microwave dinners together

>>4840 It's 10am jackass.

>>4841 I've lived with a girlfailure before and it's not pretty

How do I write a harem Jumper without them coming across as a manipulative asshole?

>>4841 I think one functional autistic might not be enough to support the "autistic NEET girlfailure". And she never wanted sex, ever. Claimed no kids no nothing. Looking back, I think her family saw me as their only hope to get rid of her and turns out I am right.

>>4846 Establish the relationships organically. Put in the work and figure out how the harem is supposed to work between each individual. Give them a reason to stay together that doesn't boil down to JUMPER SEX BEST.

>>4847 >>4834 Yeah, I think you dodged a bullet there. Still, I feel sorry for the girl and her family. She's just kinda fucked mentally and doesn't seem capable of functioning in society

>>4846 Make them denser than neutronium.

Am I going to get canceled for existing here ?

>>4851 Who?

>>4840 It's 2AM for me.

>>4852 Wut?

>>4851 If you make a point to be a public nuisance, yes. Otherwise, probably not. Although, generally it's expected that you should only use a name if you have or are currently making Jumps. Are you?

I have no idea who the fuck you are but you can't possibly be worse than Bancho "tortures and mutilates actual children for being pedophiles and then creates a literal pedo jump" Anon.

>>4846 Become budget rentarou

>>4851 Depends. Are you going to spend the next 5 years autistically samefagging every 3 hours about your comical hatred for one specific fictional character? Because Gohanposter is still around somewhere and we haven't canceled him yet.

>>4846 The best way is to pick women already in a bisexual relationship. Then win over at least one and they will either run off with jumper or try to pull the other in.

>>4851 Cancelled by whom?

>>4858 He hated Kotal Kahn and Mark from Invincible too tho.

Gib builds while I try to gather my thoughts for the Bayo strat.

>>4861 He doesn't really hate other characters specifically. He hates anyone who reminds him of Gohan.

>>4856 Its like how male feminists always turn out to be rapists

>>4864 I'd agree with you but Bancho's a special case because the male feminists are projecting or hiding their real thoughts while Bancho completely 100% believes everything he says and sees absolutely no problem or contradiction. His power level is so far beyond mere male feminists or loli hater pedos that they cannot even comprehend his level of schizophrenia.

>>4862 Okay, just give me a second

>>4862 Nice to see you're posting in threads again. Good luck with Bayonetta. Will of the Planet Harmonious Choir - Free Perspective of Divinity - Free Power of the Mantra - Free Gilded Longevity - Free Cosmic Timing - 100 CP Innate Balance - Free Nature's Ally - Free Nature's Wrath - Free Geographic Indifference - 100 CP Earthen Hatred - 100 CP Karmic Lands - 200 CP Ceaseless Legion - 200 CP Devouring Savior - 300 CP Vlitra - 300 CP Stargazer Karuna - 100 CP Fountain of the Immortals - Free Natural Paradise - 100 CP Training Tower - 200 CP Karma-class Custom - 400 MP Gilded Form - Free Hanuman Sinew *6 - 600 MP Gilded Assimilation - Free Disarmed + 100 CP The Slow Path + 100 CP Poor Timing + 100 CP When It Pours + 200 CP

>>4865 It amused me that a guy thought I was Bancho for posting a fetish pic when Bancho's posts in the lewd thread were tumor-ridden monstrosities I wouldn't post to my greatest enemies.

>>4817 Which Marvel Jumps do we have anyways?

>>4868 I mean, Bancho's mom is an abusive literal clown who practices Wicca and his black racist stepdad is a comic book writer. He literally cannot understand human morality or social norms and his fucking Dr. Loomis ass therapist has spent actual years trying to get him to leave this community because any form of escapism is bad for his mental state. Bro's a fucking comic book supervillain origin story. There is no mistaking the real Bancho to such an extent that he's tried multiple times to change identities and within like a week everybody knows it's him.

>>4870 >I'm not Bancho, I'm original character Blancho!

>>4869 Avengers Vs X-Men Blade Galacta Daughter of Galactus Ghost Rider Marvel - Magic Marvel Cinematic Universe Volumes 1, 2 & 3 Marvel Cosmic Marvel Jump Spider-Man Trilogy Spider-Man the Animated Series. Into the Spider-Verse Spider-Verse Spiderman PS4 The Amazing Spider-Man Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes Ultimate Spider-Man Venom X-Men Evolution X-Men Movies Honestly, these aren't that bad, given that most of them are for cartoon/movie continuities.

>>4869 For comics: Marvel, Marvel Magic, Marvel Cosmic, Avengers vs X-Men, Galacta, Spiderverse For cartoon series: Spiderman TAS, Avengers EMH, Ultimate Spiderman, X-Men Evolution For movies: Blade, Ghost Rider, Spiderman Trilogy, Amazing Spiderman, Into the Spiderverse, Venom, X-Men Movies, MCU 1, MCU 2, MCU 3 For games: PS4 Spiderman

>>4869 I mean, we have a whole series folder for it if you want to see for yourself.

>>4869 >>4872 Oh, and Swords & Sorcery, if you take Conan: Serpent War/Battle for the Serpent Crown too seriously.

We need more Marvel games. At least X-Men Legends/Marvel Ultimate Alliance. There was also a fighting one that had like ten characters, half of which where new for the game, Marvel the Imperfects or something. That could make a cool jump, maybe.

Jumps ?

>>4862 Origin: Demigod Perks: Harmonious Choir (free), Perspective of Divinity (free), Power of the Mantra (free), Gilded Longevity (free), Cosmic Timing [Keep+Press 'B' to Extend Arm] (200), Spiritual Presence (free), Divine Resplendence (free), Faithful Determination (free), Golden Technique (100), Heavenly Durability (100), Ways of the Vajra (200), Guardian General (300), Aesthetics of the Heavens (50), Shinkoku Science [Golden Transcendence] (300), One With the Mantra (300), Endless Emotion (300) Items [+300 Stipend]: Fountain of the Immortals [Ascendance] (500), Clothing of the Gods (free), Speed Bike (free), Personal Mansion (free), Resource Collection Site (100), Mastercraft Weapon (200) Companion: Import [Kali] (50) Cybernetics [+1000 MP Stipend + 1200 CP to 1200 MP, 2200 MP Total]: Mantra Reactor: Karma-class Custom + Custom (600 MP) Chassis Modification: Gilded Form (free), Brahman Protocol (50 MP), Rasho Functions [Operator-class Functions] (300 MP), Kartikeya Systems (200 MP), Internal Modifications: Gilded Assimilation (free), Shintala Protocol (50 MP), Energy Projectors (100 MP), Tvashta Fabricators (100 MP), Vayu Wings (100 MP), Touch of Brahma (200 MP), Sakara Protocol [Genesha Circuits] (300 MP), Indra Circuits (200 MP) Drawbacks: Walking These Streets (+0), Lunacy (+200), When It Pours (+200), Precious Progeny (+300), Loss (+300), Unholy Traitor (+300), Hatred of the Planet (+300), Emotional Overflow (+600), God-Emperor (+600), Plans of the Spider (+600) Kali [+800 CP from Jumper] Origin: Demigod Perks: Harmonious Choir (free), Perspective of Divinity (free), Power of the Mantra (free), Gilded Longevity (free), Cosmic Timing (free) Spiritual Presence (free), Divine Resplendence (free), Faithful Determination (free), Golden Technique (100), Heavenly Durability (100), Ways of the Vajra (200), Guardian General (300), Aesthetics of the Heavens (50), Endless Emotion (300) Items [+300 Stipend]: Clothing of the Gods (free), Infinite Vices [Blood] (free), Private Resort (free), Natural Paradise (free), Training Tower (100), Mastercraft Weapon (200) Cybernetics [+1000 MP Stipend, +350 CP to 350 MP, 1350 MP Total] Mantra Reactor: Custom (200 MP) Chassis Modification: Gilded Form (free), Vishnu Chassis [10 Arms, Third Eye] (50 MP), Brahman Protocol (50 MP), Rasho Functions (200 MP), Internal Modifications: Gilded Assimilation (free), Shintala Protocol (50 MP), Energy Projectors (100 MP), Vayu Wings (100 MP), Touch of Brahman (200 MP), Indra Circuits (200 MP), Kameswari Lenses [Fire] (200 MP) Jumper and his wife, Kali, a sister to Durga injump, goes mad with his brother-in-law Asura as they try to get back their kids. May or may not have tried to take over the world during the fights against The Seven Deities.

>>4877 Tenchi muyo

>>4872 >>4873 Thanks guys, anon had a point where I coulda just manually checked but I appreciate it for you delivering. >>4874 Yeah, just tired and busy so it slipped my mind. >>4875 I tend not to take comics that seriously, but I get where you're coming from.

All right, that’s why I thought I’m leaving

>>4878 >Kali Yo, how is she as a servant?

>>4875 Or Savage Avengers. or the fact that Mary Jane is the reincarnation of Red Sonja or a descendant or something. Or a dozen other minor crossovers and appearances. Conan is pretty entrenched in Marvel lore.

>>4881 Probably would have been faster if I just pasted my screenshot of the folder, but oh well. >I tend not to take comics that seriously, but I get where you're coming from. I mean, Serpent War was fucking good, even if a party of 3/4s Robert E Howard characters and Moon Knight is a bit lopsided for what's ostensibly a Marvel crossover. It's 3AM where I am, hehe... >>4884 To be fair, Savage Avengers I think came after that, and most of those minor crossovers where in What If, iirc.

Jumps to become a dinosaur?

>>4885 Nope. Just googled it. Besides the What Ifs he was shown in the past as part of the background for the Serpent Crown all the way back in 1989 in Atlantis Attacks, and he was brought to the present by a time traveler to attack Ant-Man in an issue of Fantastic Four in 1995.

I picked up the magic book from oasis of fantasy that is "quite old and stores spells that master magicians have created and encoded, across three or four fields of magical knowledge that you have an interest in. It does not contain any world-changing magic but would be quite useful to any young mage wishing to have a guide towards becoming a master" Anyone have any feilds of magic from fate which are particularly useful or cool?

>>4886 Primal Rage, Jurassic Park, Bloody Roar, Killing Bites, Killer Instinct.

>>4862 Asura's Wrath doesn’t grab me, so how about a Halo build? >Origin: Scientist >Soundtrack of the Stars (Free) >Hacking (Free) >Engineer (100) >Glamorous War (100) >Companion Import (200) >Dr. Billie Walsh (100) >Smart A.I. (200) >Laboratory Tools (Free) >Forerunner Weapon Cache (400) >Tag Along (+200) >Rival (+200) Sangreal Arms takes to the stars! We’re still getting set up, but give us some time and we’ll achieve great things. >Ship: Infinity-class Supercarrier (600) >Slipspace Drive (Free) >A.I. Data Network (Free) >Escape Pods/Life Boats (Free) >Life Support System + Fire Suppression (50) >Ship Redesign (50) >Expanded Crew Quarters (100) >Recreation Center (100) >Training Areas (100) >Food Supply (100) >Medical Bay (100) >Hull Retrofit (400) My ship currently lacks any weaponry, but I’ve got Anatoly, Rose, and Billie working on developing some weapons. With an Ace Combat engineer, Metal Gear engineer, and Halo engineer working together, I’m expecting great things.

>>4884 > Mary Jane is the reincarnation of Red Sonja When did that happen? Because if she was, why is she now a bitch to Spidey? That should be the type she likes.

>>4862 Don't have time at the moment to make a build so have some Bayo mod fun as an alternative.

>>4862 Alright then: Asura’s Wrath (Red Edition) +1000CP (1000) Time Period: Gohma War Origin: Celestial Denizen Location: Naraka Perks: Harmonious Choir - Free Perspective of Divinity - Free Power of the Mantra (Celestial Denizen) - Free Guardian General (Wrath) -600CP (400) Gilded Longevity - Free Cosmic Timing (T1) - Free Thread of Aeons - Free Along Came A Spider - Free Silken Words - Free Possessor of Power -100CP (300) Mind of Akasha -100CP (200) Empyrean Viewpoint -200CP (0) Celestial Mandate -200CP (-200) Heavenly Space -300CP (-500) The Creator -300CP (-800) Special* (Celestial Denizen) - Free Aesthetics of the Heavens -50CP (-850) Worthy Meetings -50CP (-900) One with the Mantra -300CP (-1200) Endless Emotion -300CP (-1500) Items: +300CP (-1200) Fountain of the Immortals (T3 - Vigilance & Ascendance) -500CP (-1700) Books of Enlightenment - Free Personal Mansion - Free Cybernetics: +1000MP (1000) Mantra Actualization*4 +200MP (1200) -200CP (-1900) Mantra Reactor Type: Karma-class Custom -400MP (800) Chassis Modification: Gilded Form - Free Brahman Protocol -50MP (750) Savitr Nerves -100MP (650) Suryan Optics -100MP (550) Rasho Functions (T2 - Operator-Class Functions) -300MP (250) Nandaka Grafting -200MP (50) Internal Modifications: Gilded Assimilation - Free Shintala Protocol -50MP (0) Drawbacks: Divine Arrogance +100CP (-1800) The Slow Path +100CP (-1700)

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When It Pours +200CP (-1500) Loss +300CP (-1200) Unholy Traitor +300CP (-900) Hatred of the Planet +300CP (-600) Plans of the Spider +600CP (0)

>>4891 Closest I can find is What If #64, where Conan mistakes Jean Grey for Red Sonja and Wolverine vice versa.

>>4894 Red Sonya as a Marvel telepath would be horrifying.

>>4877 Jumps in general of specific? Try Anarchy Reigns.

>>4891 Okay, more google-fu, can't find where I got the idea she's Sonja's reincarnation, wikipedia says Mary Jane is her descendant. Anyway, Mary Jane got possessed twice, Marvel Team-up 79 from 1979 and Spiderman/Red Sonja miniseries from 2007. >why is she now a bitch to Spidey Because Joe Quesada is a fat ugly lonely bastard, and he declared Spiderman couldn't be married. And no writer or editor has had the balls to undo that shit so they have to keep destroying Mary Jane's character to justify them not getting back together.

>>4893 >expand post Well that's new.

>>4897 But why can't heroes date or marry other people. All the way through the 80s they all had numerous women. When did they all get stuck with just the one waifu and Fate to only have that one? Spidey was a nerd, but also a player back in the day. Same with Supes.

>>4750 I used to think that was a myth, but as far as I know 9anon has indeed banned exactly one guy.

>>4841 >Pic Nice feet, my jumper will look into what girlfailures to pickup in his chain

>>4862 Asura's Wrath - 1000 CP Origin: Demigod [Free] Perks: Harmonious Choir, Perspective of Divinity, Power of the Mantra, Gilded Longevity [Free] Cosmic Timing [100] Spiritual Presence, Divine Resplendence, Faithful Determination [Free] Golden Technique [100] Heavenly Durability [100] Ways of the Vajra [200] Guardian General: Violence [300] Worthy Meetings [50] Endless Emotion [300] Items(+300): Fountain of the Immortals [Free] Clothing of the Gods, Infinite Vices, Speed Bike, Private Resort [Free] Purification Fleet [300] Cybernetics (+1000MP): Karma-class Custom [400] Gilded Form, Brahman Protocol, Nandaka Grafting: BFG-9000, Nandaka Grafting: True Apocrypha [Free/50/200/200] Gilded Assimilation, Shintala Protocol, Vayu Wings [Free/50/100] Companions: Import x3 [150] IC-510N >Demigod >Harmonious Choir, Perspective of Divinity, Power of the Mantra, Gilded Longevity >Spiritual Presence, Divine Resplendence, Faithful Determination >Guardian General: Pride, Shinkoku Science, Golden Transcendence >Fountain of the Immortals, Gohma Pet, Infinite Vices, Energy Analysis Laboratory, Personal Mansion, Resource Collection Site, Fabrication Plant >Karma-class Custom, Gilded Form, Vishnu Chassis, Brahman Protocol, Crystals of Saraswati, Kartikeya Systems, Gilded Assimilation, Shintala Protocol, Combat Programs, Vayu Wings Sephiroth >Will of the Planet >Harmonious Choir, Perspective of Divinity, Power of the Mantra, Gilded Longevity >Innate Balance, Nature's Ally, Nature's Wrath >Geographic Indifference, Karmic Lands, Devouring Savior >Fountain of the Immortals, Gohma Pet, Books of Enlightenment, Speed Bike, Natural Paradise, Heart of the Planet >Custom: Pride, Gilded Form, Brahman Protocol, Savitr Nerves, Nandaka Grafting: Masamune, Gilded Assimilation, Shintala Protocol, Soul Capacitors, Sakra Protocol, Ganesha Circuits Slender Man >Celestial Denizen >Harmonious Choir, Perspective of Divinity, Power of the Mantra, Gilded Longevity >Thread of Aeons, Along Came A Spider, Silken Words >Heavenly Space, The Creator

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>Fountain of the Immortals, Clothing of the Gods, Infinite Vices, Private Resort, Personal Mansion, Meditation Chambers, Faithful Flock >Custom: Fear, Gilded Form, Brahman Protocol, Hanuman Sinew, Bhumi Alloy, Kagebosh Polymers, Gilded Assimilation, Shintala Protocol, Vayu Wings, Kameswari Lenses: Darkness Drawbacks: Walking These Streets [+0] The Slow Path [+100] When It Pours [+200]

>>4862 I have a question! Its not clear to me, but does taking Will of the Planet let me by default pick an animal to look like, or do I have to take Vishnu Chassis to be a critter instead of an angry lava-man?

>>4862 Asura's Wrath, or how (´・ω・｀) became good at punching stuff 1000 points >Demigod (Free) >Power of Mantra (Free) >Gilded Longevity (Free) >Cosmic Timing and Press B to Extend Arm (200) >Spiritual Presence (Free) >Divine Resplendence (Free) >Faithful Determination (Free) >Golden Technique (100) >Heavenly Durability (100) >Saintly Charm (200) >Ways of the Varja (200) >Eternal Empire (300) >Guardian General (300) >Emotional Overflow (+600) >Unholy Traitor (+300) >Hatred of the Planet (+300) >+300 for items >Fountain of the immortals (Free) >Mantra Transmission Network (200) >Fabrication Plant (200) >Personal Mansion (Free) >Energy Analysis Laboratory (Free) >Purification Fleet (300) >Mantra Actualization (600 to 600) >+1600 for form >Standard (100) >Vishnu Chassis (50) >Brahman Protocol (50) >Nandaka Grafting (600) >Kartikeya System (200) >Cystals of Saraswati (100) >Savitr Nerves (100) >Soul Capacitors (100) >Bhumi Alloy (100) >Vayu Wings (100) >Kameswari Lenses (100) I wish I played it when I was younger, it looked really cool...

I wonder if I can use my dm perk and nightlight of creation from adventure zone, my massive amount of mana, and my godly faith power from being a neter, and my heka as fuel to create an afterlife by telling a story to my followers and describing it.

>>4867 >>4878 >>4893 >>4902 >>4905 Woof. Y'all are gonna experience serious suffering with these drawbacks, but it's also really neat to see what people went with. Most going Demigod is no surprise, but seeing others taking the other backgrounds as well does make me relieved. Managed to avoid a degree of OTP at least. >>4890 You should absolutely expect great things. >>4903 You can be an animal, an animal hybrid, or a lava man. Your choice. Gohma tend to mix and match anyway.

>>4897 They keep trying to make mary jane, the character that's supposed to be Peter's anchor to his normalfag life, a superhero. First they tried to make her take the mantle of the superhero Jackpot because "hurr durr she said the thing!", with Paul as her sidekick. And after THAT bombed terribly they're now making her into the new Venom.

>>4907 >You should absolutely expect great things. I did give them the Forerunner Weapon Cache, so that should be interesting. Also Rose bought the SPARTAN Program Notes, and with MGR tech added into the mix there should be plenty of room for improvements.

>>4908 I've been watching some of those "comics summarized/explained" YouTube videos and have come to the conclusion that all the best comic characters are the ones who have never shown up in a movie, like the sociopath sniper dude who tortures Daredevil

>>4907 >You can be an animal, an animal hybrid, or a lava man. Your choice. Gohma tend to mix and match anyway. Nice, Thanks Red, though I'll still take the Chassis since I need something to spend the points on...Actually what would doing both end up doing? Anywhodle, have a build and bit of writing I made. I hope you enjoy. >>4862 >Jump (Provisional): Asura's Wrath: Red Version (+1000cp) >Time Period: After Vlitra's defeat. >Origin:Will of the Planet >Perks (-1650cp) Harmonious Choir [Free] Perspective of Divinity [Free] Power of the Mantra: Wrath [Free] Gilded Longevity [Free] Cosmic Timing: Purchased [100] Innate Balance [Exclusive: Will of the Planet] Nature’s Ally [Free] Nature’s Wrath [Free] Geographic Indifference [100] Earthen Hatred [100] Karmic Lands [200] Devouring Savior [300] Faithful Determination [100] Silken Words [100] Aesthetics of Heaven [50] Endless Emotion [300] Arisen From Naraka [300] >Companions None planned yet, maybe for later. >Items (+300 Stipend, -200cp) Fountain of the Immortals [Free] Gohma Pet [Free] Books of Enlightenment [Free] Natural Paradise [Free] Personal Mansion [Free] Faithful Flock [200] Heart of the Planet [300] >Form Modification (1000mp) Karma-Class Custom Reactor [400] Gilded Form [Free] Vishnu Chassis [50] Hanuman Sinew [100] Bhumi Alloy [100] Crystals of Saraswati [100] Suryan Optics [100] Gilded Assimilation [Free] Shintala Protocol [50] Vayu Wings [100]

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>Drawbacks (+1200cp) Walking These Streets [0] Precious Progeny [+300] Unholy Traitor [+300] Emotional Overflow [+600] >Special Will of the Planet >CP Spent: 1850/2200 CP When Sergei returned to Lord Deus with the young Mithra is tow, his mood was absolutely frumious. The reason? The massive gash carved across his face. "THAT CURSED HIDEOUS CREATURE! Naught but a lowly Gohma, yet they dared to mar my most beautiful visage!" "A Gohma you say?" Deus responded, some degree concern and curiosity mixed in his voice. "That shouldn't be possible." interjected Yasha "For a Gohma to appear in Shinjuku, and so soon after defeating Vlitra? I do not like this." "Oooooh? What's wrong lapdog? Afraid that it will be a *Gohma* that will kill Durga?" taunted Sergei. Yasha said nothing, but the tightening on his fists brought a wicked grin to his marred face. "Enough!" Deus commanded dismissively "We can discuss this issue later. For now we must follow through for The Cause...Ah, and here the prodigal Demigod arrives." "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MITHRA!" ---------- In the years that followed the death of the Emperor at the supposed hands of "Asura the Traitor", and the traitor's subsequent execution, many rumors began to spread among the mortal humans. Sitings of a weeping goddess, hidden behind a funerary veil and riding a great elk. Eventually, the Gohma began to return to the earth, but something was different. Where Gohma would rage and attack, the Goddess would be seen, granting mercy and guiding the mortal humans to safety and shelter. Where the Seven Deities built factories and erected massive infrastructure for some unknowable task, the Burning Elk would smash and raze the construction. Many stories were told of teh great battles between the Elk and the Deities, especially Lord Sergei who held a black hatred for the beast. Over time, as the Deities grew more gluttonous for the souls of the humans, many would flee the cities for the wild places, rebelling against the mandate of the heavens. These disparate resistance cells would carry upon themselves images and markings evoking the Mourning Goddess and the Great Elk, and would engage in campaigns of petty sabotage against the Empire. Minor as these were, very rarely they would be saved from destruction from the intervention of a woman clad in black astride a great elk. Then, everything would change when the God of Wrath returned from Naraka. --------- Basically Ghoma Jumper saved Durga from getting killed by Sergei, but wasn't able to stop Mithra from being taken. Asura dies as in canon, but the Empire is nowhere near as developed once he starts coming back. Jumper and Durga start sheltering the humans who do not wish to suffer under the Deities, and when Asura awakens in the Village after his second death many civillians (including the little girl) are saved and taken to safety by Jumper and Durga. Asura and Durga have a heartfelt reunion, Asura vows to bring back Mithra so they can be a family again...and I'm unsure how else the plot changes from here, though the Karma Fortress and Brahmastra are nowhere near as finished or well built in this timeline due to Jumper and various rebels fucking around. Oh, and Sergei has a MASSIVE hateboner for Jumper for cutting his face. Of course this is a provisional build, just the basic skeletons of one without the context of a chain. In a chain I'll probably have companions to import in and other things to let me alter the plot even further, like saving the Emperor as well or something. Still, this build and concept is good enough I think. No, I have no plans to fuck or romance Durga in any way. I'm not that suicidal, and I refuse to cuck an absolute chad of a man like Asura on principle

>>4911 >Forgot to remove my trip FUCK!

>>4908 >Peter got cucked by the 19 Inches of Venom >Again Damn, boy can't catch a fucking break

>>4913 Is Miles doing alright?

>>4914 Yeah, he's doing alright.

>>4914 Last time I checked he was in the main Marvel universe getting one powerup after the other and whining about people caring more for the OG Spider-Man.

I'm surprised bancho hasn't bitched to the other communities about being banned yet.

>>4917 Who cares?

>>4663 Are there any perks that would let you keep evolving? Pokemon futa has a perk that lets you ignore conditions to evolve whenever you want, and iirc blacked has one that lets you evolve once more regardless of if you could or not, but we got anything outside of those?

>>4918 It's nice to see justice in a world that so often lacks it.

Which god of beauty from across the various mythological pantheons accessible across Jumpchain do you think would be best to become the "Herald" off? What sort of powers do you think would best suit such a Herald? What jump would you suggest to become one?

>>4921 Shelyn from Pathfinder is pretty chill.

>>4921 Why is the "Herald of Beauty" so damn ugly?

>>4917 If you think he would bitch then you have no clue what bancho is like.

>>4923 Because hes not beauty

>Official life size Eeveelutions. It's over for me.

>>4926 >being an unironic consoomer It was never not over for you.

>>4926 Nintoddlers...

>>4926 Those are actually pretty decently sized. Especially if you intend to use them as cushions or throw pillows. Just imagine resing your head on that Flareon.

>>4929 I imagine that anon's going to be doing a whole lot more than resting their head on those eeveelution plushies.

>>4930 >their

>>4931 Yes? I'm indicating possession. Their head. Their house. Their penis.

>>4932 In other words, there was no reason not to use "his head", and you are absolved of nothing.

>>4933 Ah, this is culture war bullshit. Gotcha.

>>4912 Judge judge judge Nah its cool

Damn I really need to do the MGE jump already so I can get my waifus in order. Also dumb question, how would jumper store 100 billion in gold outside of the warehouse, trying to figure out how he should handle it, maybe a mobile treasury (there's a civil war going on, can't trust the current banking infrastructure). or try to move it out of country, but whose going to take 100 billion in gold?

>>4936 >but whose going to take 100 billion in gold? Leprechauns

>>4936 Get the treasury from Rise of Legends among other options.

>>4936 Bottomless chests? Pocket dimensions? Mario Paintings?

>>4937 Can't trust those little greedy bastards, they'll take it for themselves and make you chase after rainbows for it, no thank you. >>4939 All viable options. >>4938 Will give that a glance, thank you.

>>4686 I saw a pretty decent headcanon that is why all the Prehistoric versions of them are completely different, Ho-Oh just reincarnated different pokemon instead of three of the same pokemon.

>>4936 This is what galleons were made for.

>>4824 >tfw go to psychologist/psychiatrist >they confirm >not autistic, I'm just naturally this retarded and cringe feels bad, man

>>4936 100 billion what in gold? Dollars? Coins? Tons? Kilograms?

>>4886 Maybe I need to start a chain in Spider-Man and do whatever I can to beg and/or gaslight him into coming with me and going to like any shonen setting where being strong, nice to strangers, and punching bad guys is the cheat code for being wildly beloved and succesful. >Random Anime Bimbo: "Peter-kun said with great power comes great responsibility, but who's responsible for him?! I'll become strong so I can support him! So I can protect him!" >Her Twelve Gorgeous Rivals: Similar affirmations based on their respective themes and gimmicks. >Peter: Barely has any idea who any of these women are since he's just been doing his normal thing.

>>4944 In dollars yeah.

>>4908 My bad, >>4945 meant to reply over here.

>>4917 He can't mention the site name without copping bans/warnings on those sites. >>4926 >lifesize gard >lifesize eevee if they come out with lopunny soon I will be VERY suspicious Also those look fantastic, I wanna get the Flareon because it looks great for cuddling

>>4948 Bro. They made a lifesize Gardevoir. A lifesize Gardevoir! There's no other explanation for why they did that. There's so many other Pokemon to make huge plushies of, but they made fucking Gardevoir. Gardevoir, who is only relevant to the wider Pokemon brand because Wally (Who started using a Gallade instead later) and Diantha who is like the least popular champ that they've made aside from the new lady.

>>4949 For some reason, my mind read that as lifesized Gyrados for a second and I got unreasonably hype.

>>4949 I mean, Gardevoir is a fairly popular Pokemon. Considering they made Furret of all things I was willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.

>>4950 You could probably use that as a bed unto itself and it would be sick. >>4951 Furret is basically made to be a pillow though. It's extremely huggable.

>>4926 It honestly wasn't that hard to pick up a life sized Eevee plush. They're only a foot tall

>>4936 Just get an infinite wallet item. There's a few of those around

>>4926 Wake me up when they have a life sized Wailord plush.

>>4936 Obviously you gotta turn the gold into gold golem waifus

>>4908 >Paul as her sidekick >the new Venom. What the fuck?

>>4936 What size of coin? I know anime just has large coins, but DnD gold are fishscale sized. So it makes a win the image of a gradon sleeping on 5,000gp.

>>4950 They found a snake about as long as Gyarados a year or two ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvn3M7o1cfE

>>4959 >the fuck this monkey bothering me for? I ain't hungry right now

>>4926 Espeon's my favorite

>>4957 From what I have seen Venom is pissed about it all. Eddie ran off with Carnage and is trying to buck break the red symbiote. So Venom is using her like sloppy seconds and not enjoying the rebound while trying to make Eddie jealous

>>4962 I love how all the Symbiotes look like terrifying creatures but then you peel back the outer layer and it's just The Real Housewives of Space.

>>4962 > Eddie ran off with Carnage They cucked my man Kassidy? Him and Carnage were one of the few that had a good relationship with his symbiote

What I've come to understand is no one in Marvel is allowed to have a decent happy relationship

>>4965 Its written by people desperately wanting to self insert and own the chuds (or whoever they personally dislike) and frankly they dont care about writing good stories anymore. They think they have a captive audience and that they can print shit and make bank.

>>4966 Do they think they have a captive audience, or that comics perform so poorly that they can just get away with whatever?

>>4967 Probably the latter. Comics are like the worst performing 'graphic novel' type. Manga and that one series about a dog detective or police officer dominates.

>>4967 Eh probably a bit of both considering when they lose money they always do a shocked pikachu face and immediately scream racism.

>>4962 Wasn't Eddie the downgraded replacement for Peter in the first place? Also why the fuck would MJ be super? Isn't her whole point to be just a normie? This is worse than the writing for WoW.

>>4963 It is funnier when Carnage likes to take the form of a 1930s mafia boss. Cane and hat included. Then complains at Eddie how he doesn't save people and Eddie has no idea how these things work. >>4965 Never forget when the writers forgot Magneto was a Holocaust survivor and was being a Nazi, according riding to Captain Marvel that wanted to murder people for crimes the might commit in the future.

Carnage was best girl. She was so loyal she let herself be tortured and experimented just so Eddie could live a normal life after his brain damage turned him normal. She hated being called a girl and only accepted it because of Cassidy >>4970 They did a reboot some time ago

>>4971 The Captain Marvel bit was Magneto comparing mutant registration to wearing the Star of David and then she said people just compare everything to the Holocaust these days...unaware she was talking to a guy who was literally there.

Okay, but is Storm a decent enough waifu?

>>4974 They never got rid of the side shaved hair cut after they removed her 80s hair

>>4970 MJ is just the rebound to make jealous. It is a relationship thing you don't have to worry about in a harem. The problem is MJ is apparently now super happy to have Venom around and not for crime fighting. All the pictures seem to show Venom knows he made a huge mistake and MJ might go off the deep end. Actually, I think that would be a good turn for her story. She leaves Paul and goes insane trying to get Venom back after he leaves her crazy ass for Peter. Obviously begging Peter to save him from MJ.

>>4975 ....ehhh, I can just pretend she's a horse and grab ahold of her mane.

>>4974 She married Black Panther and then left him to move to Mars for mutant orgies. No mutant is a good waifu. >>4975 Having worked with women that do that hair, I can affirm it is very stupid looking irl

>Don't see my post >Open new tab >Its there but invisible here YOU CAN'T DENY MY LOVE OF CARNAGE >>4972

>>4978 >She married Black Panther and then left him to move to Mars for mutant orgies. No mutant is a good waifu. ...fucking why? What the fuck is wrong with her? Was the pro-mutant racism just THAT strong in her? Did she get infected by the same strain of stupid that made Charles start having nearly identical beliefs to Magneto!? FUCK I HATE MARVEL!

>>4979 Huh so would a symbiote be a valid replacement for a jaffas goauld baby symbiote?

>>4976 It's pretty obvious the whole thing is a set-up to start drama between MJ and Paul

>>4981 I don't know much about stargare except infinity, but yes, Symbiotes can be quite broken

>>4979 Symbiote waifus are the best, just in general. Carnage a shit though. Well, Cletus Kassidy a shit. Maybe the Carnage Symbiote is okay, but Cletus and the combined character of Carnage fucking sucks.

>>4980 >Did she get infected by the same strain of stupid that made Charles start having nearly identical beliefs to Magneto!? Probably? That whole arc in Krakoa was kind of fucked in general because the mutants were honestly doing some jumper-grade bullshit by daisy chaining some mutant abilities together to spam mobs at enemy factions kind of like how the going strat for Guild vs Guild would go for the Overlord anime jump. Nevermind that it leaves the biggest fucking plothole open because it doesn't matter how many times Cerebro can copypasta their skull-guts if each individual's (initial) soul(s) end up slumming it out in hell lord land because nobody thought to call it back to stuff in their new meat jar.

>>4985 >spoiler Marvel forgot that they established that souls are a thing again, didn't they?

>>4984 >Symbiote waifus are the best, just in general. True >Carnage a shit though. Well, Cletus Kassidy a shit. Maybe the Carnage Symbiote is okay, but Cletus and the combined character of Carnage fucking sucks. Nigga what? Before the reboot, Venom and Eddie was horrible, Venom kept cucking Eddie and leaving him only to come back and left him when he got cancer at his lowest points. Carnage and Cassidy were together through thick and thin, they mind broke each other but still loved each other, Cassidy would listen to death metal because Carnage wanted too, there was a time where they lost a fight and carnage left him, but only so she could be stronger and then return to him. Even when Cassidy was dying and told Carnage to leave him, she still tried to stay with him. THEY WERE THE POSTER CHILDREN OF A MAN AND HIS SYMBIOTE WAIFU

>>4987 Cletus is a lolrandumb psycho murderer who's big shtick is being an unkillable super murderer made of blood and symbiote. The Carnage SYMBIOTE is based. Cletus is a piece of shit.

>>4983 Eh I mean the jaffa have zero immune system anymore so I wasnt sure if the symbiotes could work with that.

>>4988 >Cletus is a lolrandumb psycho murderer who's big shtick is being an unkillable super murderer made of blood and symbiote. You can say that about almost every bad guy in a comic >The Carnage SYMBIOTE is based. Cletus is a piece of shit. That's what makes them so great, They're both evil monsters but they both care about each other and have the best relationship no matter what happens they were loyal to each other.

>>4989 Tossup in all honesty. On the one hand they could act as an amazing buffer if they are remotely compatible. On the other, there's a high chance the symbiote's dietary needs would have them guzzling down jaffa or quarians from ME quicker than a box of Capri Sun precisely because their hosts necrotize too fast for even klyntarizing the cell structures to properly sustain their existence.

>>4989 Sorry didn't see your post, Symbiotes are very compatible anon, they can do quite a lot of things,

>>4970 >This is worse than the writing for WoW. The thing with these properties is that, as long as they make money, the show must go on. It can't never finish. In the case of wow they have pull up a villain out of their ass every time a raid comes out, which is how you get things like Garrosh turning into a perpetually seething orc supremacist, and the Shadowlands debacle. Because the players need a new baddie to loot. In this case i would say Marvel is more cucked that blizzard because at least Wow makes money. Marvel comics hasn't made any money since 2015.

>>4990 >You can say that about almost every bad guy in a comic Not relaly, no. Quite a few comic villains are much better written. Doc Ock is highly intelligent and a planner, Venom has actual character motivations beyond just random murder-even fucking Green Goblin has a whole thing going on with chemically induced insanity and Spidey trying to help him from being his worst self. Cletus? Cletus is just murder for the sake of murder. There was, at no point, any higher purpose to Cletus's character than "lol killy time!" He's not even fun about it. He's like the Joker of Marvel, only with slightly more justification for why he keeps getting to come back and murder people some more.

>>4994 Reminder that the joker got the death penalty but batman broke him out of jail because they "didnt do it right."

>>4994 >He's like the Joker of Marvel According to a video interview that should still be on youtube, that was literally the initial pitch for at least one run featuring him.

>>4996 Makes sense. Joker doesn't even work in DC, let alone Marvel. Carnage is what happens when you try to force it anyways.

>>4995 Batman saying that he would allow the Joker to die through due process is actually nothing but pure copium and that's been obvious for a very long time.

>>4994 >Venom has actual character motivations beyond just random murder Most of Venom's reasoning was just getting back with Peter and ruining Eddie's life Until recently. > There was, at no point, any higher purpose to Cletus's character than "lol killy time!" He's not even fun about it. He's like the Joker of Marvel, only with slightly more justification for why he keeps getting to come back and murder people some more Because he's a serial Killer, that's what he does, he does what the others do but just doesn't wear funny costume Symbiotes are not a costume

>>4999 How many murders does it take to be a serial killer?

>>5001 >How many murders does it take to be a serial killer? Like 3 I think?

>>5001 Two. But you have to not be caught for the first one.

>>5000 Why are my posts turning invisible? This is discrimination against best girl Carnage

>>5004 Maybe its an .se problem? Failing that, it might be a problem with your web browser

>>5002 Damn >>5003 Thats fair

>>5004 The 8chan glowies are Venomchads, sorry.

>>5005 I'm on moe though >>5007 They can't STOP THE TRUTH WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

>>4868 At least one person has called me as bad as Bancho or worse, so I second the amusement at that given I've seen posts from Bancho and I am not sure how anyone could confuse the average poster or tripfag with him.

>>5008 >I'm on moe though Then either your web browser is being fuckywucky, some other plugin is, or your service provider might be doing some weird stuff

>>5001 If you kill a bunch of people all in one go, you're more of a simultaneous killer. Serial killers are in it for the long haul, not a blaze of glory.

>>4911 >Nice, Thanks Red, though I'll still take the Chassis since I need something to spend the points on...Actually what would doing both end up doing? In terms of aesthetics, whatever you want. You wanna look like a resplendent furry? Go right ahead. An ornate marble animal with fire in their veins? Also go for it. >tfw you were a Gohma who barged in and fucked things over Lol. Lmao, even. Pic related is 100% you to Sergei.

>>4979 There's a weird bug with the auto-updater, sometimes it won't show a certain post. You need to refresh to see it. >>4989 So they're Quarians?

>Haruhi Suzumiya >Kamen rider Zi-O >Lords of night Litches Any other jumps with unconscious reality warping?

>>5014 Charmed's Projection power? It takes effort to not use the thing subconsciously

>>5014 Would you count strong enough luck as reality warping?

>>5012 >>tfw you were a Gohma who barged in and fucked things over >Lol. Lmao, even. I mean, what were you expecting people to do when you offered Gohma as an origin option? Obviously people are gonna want to fuck with the plot and save people, and being a glorious Lava-Monster Avatar of The Planet is just straight up ballin'. What, you thought everyone who took Gohma would go full Uncle Ted and nuke every scrap of civilization they find? You know, I know you added the continuity toggle for Street Fighter, as was only right, but part of me wonders if someone going to SF straight after Asura wouldn't be jsut a tad overpowered for the setting. Then again I don't play Street Fighter so I dunno how nutso the setting goes Wasn't there some kinda dude with lava powers calling himself The President of The Earth or something? >Pic related is 100% you to Sergei. Actually, whilst being a Glorious Magma Elk, I refused to speak to anyone who wasn't Durga or Asura. Instead I just smugly snorted, bugled, and made various other Elk noises. Over the Millennia I Pavlov'd Servei to immediately start violently tweaking out upon hearing this sound. >https://youtu.be/9TW8Gf3kF4Q?si=2REQfIgTtOK6NIVQ He has killed more than one normal elk out of reflex from hearing that sound. I was thinking if I end up being the person to kill him, to just talk to him normally to see how pissed off he gets. >>5014 The Azathoth girl from DYN Freaks

>>4765 The "Clean Metabolism" biomod in Eclipse Phase explicitly lists dental cavities as one of the things it protects against (alongside defeating most mundane infections, eliminating body odor/bad breath and minimizing bodily waste products). If you buy mods with CP, they can be applied to all your altforms. Alternatively, you can have them surgically installed.

'allo gud pepolz of jimpchin.

>>5019 oi mate, yu got a loisans fer dat chin?

>>5021 You'll never take me alive, copper!

>>5022 What about tin?

This thread is way more chill than on 4chan. If it does go back up would we really go back to timmy and gohanposter shitting the thread just for better archival?

>>5013 >So they're Quarians They dont need suits, and they do get low grade super strength out of it and never get sick as long as they have a goauld symbiote in their gut. The only issue is that the baby snake has taken the place of their immune systems and without one they quickly die.

>>5024 If we're lucky, Timmy will have gotten bore and not come back either. That being said, I think I'll continue to use both sites

>>5024 The community would slowly die if we stayed here, this site has too little traffic.

>>5023 More of a lead man myself. >>5024 People will wander and settle where they will. But at the end of the day, this board is an extension of the /tg/ jumpchain community.

>>4986 Imagine all those clone souls meeting the originals. Would be a funny bit to have at some point.

>>5014 Reddit's Fear and Hunger jump has The King In Yellow, which includes that as one of it's features. It's a minor amount of reality warping though

Ive got it. I shall create new undead bodies for my followers, give them options based on their service and how good they were in life, and I shall plug their souls into their new bodies once they die and have been judged and told their story to me. And since they are my followers I will be able to replace their bodies in the land of the dead if they are destroyed, Im going to need to wither build a land of the dead or buy one from somewhere. This will give me a standing army of undead I can call on if needed that can lead my soulless undead too.

>>5024 Look man, I'm not keeping up two threads, and this site has a lot of weird little things I don't like, like how it seems to keep the post number of random posts, my browser thinks I am logging into someone whenever I do stuff here, and pushing me to the bottom of the thread when I reply.

>>5031 > Im going to need to wither build a land of the dead or buy one from somewhere. This will give me a standing army of undead I can call on if needed that can lead my soulless undead too. I think in Egyptian Myth you can buy a piece of the Duat

>>4967 It's actually worse. They don't just believe they have a captive audience, they subconsciously feel and openly admit without realizing that they believe they are ENTITLED to a captive audience. This isn't just a comic book writer problem, it's a generational creative issue. Movies and TV shows and Video Games have it worse. The people creating these things now have somehow been conditioned into thinking they're owed an audience and financial success.

>>5031 The Magicians and Generic Erotic Horror have appropriate items, IIRC.

>>5009 > I've seen posts from Bancho and I am not sure how anyone could confuse the average poster or tripfag with him. Not every bancho post is cancerball fetishporn. That's just what he's most known for. Sometimes he tries to blend in (usually poorly, but on occasion he succeeds).

>>5024 If/when 4chan goes back up, we should be able to put a link to this place in the OP, unlike with the more retarded communities.

>>5033 Sadly I cannot afford anything else in that jump I also dont see it in the items? Do you mean a perk?

>>5037 It'll need to be indirect, since they'll likely still have the wordfilter that keeps you from making posts mentioning 8chan.

Is there any reason to keep >>2761 up?

>>5040 Testament to the second permanent ban being lifted.

>>5035 The magicians? Really? I would not expect that. Man those college kids were all stupid as fuck.

>>5024 From what I've seen Gohanposter, or at least the primary Gohanposter, is happy waging his eternal war on /a/ with/against his fellow scholar combatants. I guess in his own special way, he finds 8chan more chill than 4chan too. In the sense that he is free to run wild, like a wolf freed into the wild.

Fuck it. I spent a lot of time on my pirate ship. Im sailing it across the desert. Whats one more enchantment? Its a sand ship too now.

>>5044 Based

>>4976 Honestly, MJ is so shit she deserves to be with Paul. Peters should wake up and get someone better... not that there are much better in marvel, but there might be a few that are less shit. >>4993 I'll make my own cringe warcraft SI fanfic. It can't be worse than whatever the WoW writers do nowadays. Hell I might as well just learn chaos damage and divine armor while banging sylvannas. Why the fuck not?

>>5046 There was that Korean spider lady that had some sort of pheromonal connection with Spider-Man and they literally could not stop fucking, and it became such a problem that she had to go to a different continent. She seemed nice from my second hand knowledge.

Do we got any perks to upgrade our durability or reflect damage back at our foes? The idea of watching enemies destroy themselves with their own attacks is enticing.

>>5046 >I'll make my own cringe warcraft SI fanfic. I'd read it. You know what the people want, Ric.

>>5024 I think its both the fact that more people don't know about this site, and the fact that we're spread out across a whole board.

>>5049 Scrapper from Legend of the River King makes you become harder to kill with every fight you get in

>>5024 I wasn't frequenting the 4chan general on any regularly basis because most of the activity in the thread was braindead shitposting, so even if 4chan comes back I don't have much of a reason to go back.

>>5046 >while banging sylvannas. Why the fuck not? I mean this in full earnest, but please respect yourself more.

If necromancers are so good at bringing the dead back to life, why can't they do it to themselves?

>>5056 You ever try to do open heart surgery on yourself?

>>5056 They do. Thats what liches are.

>>5056 I remember reading about a guy who made a necromancer character specced entirely on bringing himself back to life. Don't remember what system though.

>>5057 I had a chain where I had a big investment in clones and body fuckery, so I absolutely had times where I'd be performing various surgeries and procedures on myself.

>>5057 I've been to Franken Fran. I can totally do open heart surgery on myself. If I hadn't replaced my heart with a series of distributed pumps

>>5043 >like a wolf freed into the wild. I both love and hate that the immediate mental image was Moon Moon plonking about in an open field. This was before being made aware of picrel...

>>5055 Sylvanas is hot as hell, thobeit.

Speaking of necromancy I been reading a few differe t book series and it seems like all the necromancers decided zombies were boring and figured fuck it lets push whats possible and just became super specialized life crafting wizards and healers. Oh your organs are failing? Well here we go, blast it with death magic, put you in stasis, cast mending on the dead organ and purify it, then reanimate it and boom. Good as new. Oh the next patient died? Thats fine we can take our time then, just have to remember to pop their soul back in once we are done. Yeah its fine, the office phylactery grabs any loose ones floating around. Oh yeah we do insurance but building a new body costs extra so you may have to run a loaner skeleton for a bit.

>>5056 On that note, you reminded me of this one smol horse fanfic I read many years ago which was all about a necromancer getting isekai'd to smol horse land. It had a lot of philosophical wank about necromancy and magic and the necromancer was a good guy who did his best to help people but was misunderstood and persecuted for necromancy back in his home world...but one of my favorite fucking parts of the whole fic was when Cadence (smol horse goddess of Love) proceeds to casually revive someone. Just straight up pure revival, no necromancy needed, all the way back to life. And the isekai'd necromancer proceeded to cope, seethe, and mald for like an entire chapter or two over how that was utterly impossible using necromancy and his own form of magic and how he'd desperately been trying to achieve that for literal fucking decades with no success only to watch a pink winged unicorn do it with about as much effort as a particularly tough morning workout. Was fucking hilarious.

>>5063 I've seen the women as represented in Heroes of the Storm and Tyrande and Tracer mog this banshee.

>>5052 >>5032 >>5052 Fug, I meant to say that ANONs WHO WANT BETTER FEATURES JUST USE FOLLOW THE LINK >>>/t/17721

>>5065 You can say pony here. Its ok.

>>5063 She's literally like a fucking 6-7/10 at absolute most even just within her own fucking setting.

>>5068 I'm aware I can say pony. I can say Equestria, My Little Pony, I can even name the ponies directly. But the habit is ingrained and it's honestly kinda funny to just call them smol horses.

>>5065 I would read that. It sounds great. Got a name?

>>5065 You can't just brag about an awesome fic without giving a name dude

>>5065 To be fair, the Alicorns are functionally just fucking Gods within their setting. It'd be like a D&D necromancer malding that a Greater Deity rezzed somebody in front of him. There's no point in being angry, that winged unicorn is literally a fucking anthropomorphic concept with vast reality-warping cosmic power.

>>5071 No, but gimme a hot minute to go look it up. Fair warning: it was dead last time I checked and the author tried to reboot it only for it to die again within like three chapters. >>5072 Gimme a sec.

>>5074 >author tried to reboot it only for it to die again within like three chapters A familiar pain

>>5063 >Sylvanas is hot as hell, thobeit. Danuser hands typed this post.

>>5072 >>5073 >>5075 I found it. Now, keep in mind: this is cringe. I was a very cringe teen, and thought this was based back then. I have not read this in more than a decade. May contain peanuts. >https://www.fimfiction.net/story/61802/foal-necromancer

>>5066 I agree with you on Tyrande, she's thicc as fuck in that game. But Tracer has always been mid, both in overwatch and in Hots. Tyrande> Valeera> Whitemane> Sylvanas> Nova Terra> Cassia> Nova Terra with the Widowmaker skin> Sonya>>>>> the rest.

>>5073 True. But also the necromancer had become an Alicorn at some point and was malding due to the fact that his death-aligned magic fundamentally could not bring the dead back to life (correctly), and that was his greatest goal of all. While Cadence could do it eazy-squeezy.

>>5071 >>5077

>>5077 Oh hey, as my old account informs me, I've actually read the first 6 chapters of this many years ago.

>>5037 Very unlikely due to their word-filter, which I've seen them nuke people's posts over when they've attempted to skirt around it before or even just mention other site alternatives.

>>5080 Thanks!

>>5082 Jannies really do all this just to not get paid

Counterpoint, I think the Spectre skin emphasizes Tracer having a fat ass. I'd rather not download the game just to prove the point but there was definitely a skin I randomly got for her and it made me double take.

>>5078 Shoot, meant to reply with this. >>5085

>>5081 You probably bounced off due to bad grammar; I remember it was particularly bad early on in the fic. I used to be VERY permissive of bad grammar as long as there was even a halfway decent (by my standards) story in there somewhere... >>5083 No problem; I hope you don't suffer too much.

>>5087 Honestly I have seen so much of the show because my little girl loves it that I kind of like it now. The movie was legitimately good. That said it is very much a kids show so the dissonance between it and an edgy necromancer sounds hilarious to me.

>>5078 >>5066 Isn't tyrandne the queen elf that married the lazy fuck malfurion and then imprisoned illidan because he liked magic or something? Come to think about it, has malfurion ever done anything apart from destroying the world tree and making the elves into humans with long ears? >>5055 I was jesting, but damn. is it really that bad? >>5050 Fuck it, I'll do it. The power of racism will save the realm. >>5048 Spiderman is not allowed to be happy. I feel that Peter and Touma would get along.

>>5085 Nah, dude, tracer doesn't have a fat ass. It gives you that impression because the specter suit is literally glued to her ass giving little room for imagination. It's not a bad ass mind you, she didn't get with the curse of the plank in Hots

>>5088 I learned about 4chan through /mlp/, so I was on the ground floor of pony autism. Fair enough, I've read sillier and dumber things. Hell, there was a long-running series of Prototype/MLP crossover fics going on that I remember reading and unironically enjoying years back.

>>5087 Perhaps. But I fell off from fimfiction in general at some point. My read later list is several million words long to this day.

>>5092 One day you will have to answer for your sins and finish reading your entire read-later list. As shall I.

>>5089 >Isn't tyrandne the queen elf that married the lazy fuck malfurion and then imprisoned illidan because he liked magic or something? Come to think about it, has malfurion ever done anything apart from destroying the world tree and making the elves into humans with long ears? Yeah that's her I'm pretty sure. >Spiderman is not allowed to be happy. I feel that Peter and Touma would get along. As long as you're not a complete dick it's hard not to get along with Peter. >>5090 You know what, that's fair. I'm still pretty enamored by the illusion though.

>>5085 Fug forgot the image

>>5088 Dude, it's MLP. Apocalypes are a dime a dozen, to the point where they specifically have a jail for apocalyptic monsters within walking distance of the town the protagonist lives in. Hell, one of the big bads was let out of said prison because one of the protagonists was nice towards the guard of said prison. I like how the ponies are very blatantly racist and keep having to learn how to not be racist

>>5087 >bad grammar NTA but yeah that's gonna be a bounce from me. I can handle a lot of garbage, but if the grammar is bad, I stop real fast

>>5096 Mudponies should stay in their farms.

>>5093 And my watch later list. And my stockpile of games I want to check out. And my backlog of audio podcasts. Even as someone who reads well over a 100k words per day on average the pile never really gets smaller.

>>5098 The cowgirl one's accent makes me horny.

>>5096 The best part is that once magic is gone, the ponies actually become even more racist, likely because the magical hatred monsters that forced the breeds of pony to be friends don't exist anymore.

>>5095 Didn't Tracer used to have a nice ass in Overwatch before they deliberately nerfed it? I think I vaguely remember that they nerfed multiple asses for some reason.

>>5102 >for some reason We all know they did it why lets be real

>>5096 I always thought it was weird how the normal horse ponies do all the work. But yeah it has a lot of weird stuff going on but its more often than not pretty easily solved, by friendship of course.

>>5096 The ponies are racist???

>>5089 >Fuck it, I'll do it. >The power of racism will save the realm. Nice. Any chance Arthas will be a bro?

>>5100 Cant do ponies. The equestria girls line was ok though.

>>5105 Oh extremely. The flying ponies basically force the normal ponies to do all the shit jobs.

>>5105 The ponies are split into different tribes. Earth ponies, Pegasi and Unicorns. A decent number of episodes deal with the differences between the tribes, their biases and cultural differences.

>>5100 Appulhors is the dumb one though! >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz7dtIE6kQA >>5105 Hilariously so, yes. They used to be even MORE racist, but then an apocalypse forced them to unite for the sake of survival because this SPECIFIC apocalypse could only be ended by Not Being Racist. They're still racist, but less racist than before. They celebrate their mild decrease in racism as their universe's version of christmas.

>>5105 Yes

>>5105 Pegasus control the weather and live in the clouds, and Unicorns are basically magic aristocracy doing the upper end white-collar jobs. Normal horses are all the blue-collar workers and small business owners

>>5110 >Appulhors is the dumb one though! But she cute and can kick a tree in half. That's hot. PLus you know with those muscles she's gotta have great kegel strength, even for a horse. Imagine!

>>5111 >pic Oh yeah I had forgotten the racial profiling of Zecora early on. That was a fun episode.

>>5108 >>5109 >>5110 >>5111 >>5112 Holy shit. Is friendship magic because they can't believe making friends with other races is something anyone can do?

>>5089 Malfurion must be the biggest victim of warcraft adding extra lore. >Throws his brother in Maiev's gooncave because meddling with fel is dangerous >Turns out his brother was always right and he successfully beat legion >Bans arcane magic because its dangerous and corruptive. Nature magic is safer (allegedly) >His druids discovers an aspect of nature magic that is dangerous and corruptive >10,000 year old dude, the first and most powerful druid in the world that has suppressed two (2) demonic invasions >Gets beaten by a mongrelized undead Nelf and a depressed, 60 year old orc His biggest kek is not putting a baby in Tyrande. Imagine being married to that semen demon for 10,000 years and not having at least one kid.

So what I'm getting is that without COLLAR'D type perks and options, the ponies would probably be super racist towards humans. Meaning its up to a COLLAR'D jumper to solve and end racism through the power of dickings?

>>5113 Don't do it anon! She's part of a massive farming clan where even small branches have several children; she'll baby trap you with a half-dozen foals the moment you go for even a casual lay and force you to work on the family farm with lots of children, drinking home-made family cider every summer and having home-cooked meals every night. You'll be forced to work hard every day until you're muscles are thick and you're heavily tanned, sweating out in the sun only to come home to your applehorse wife who will ride you even harder into the night.

>>5116 What are night elves infertile unless you do some fancy moon ritual? How is that fucking possible?

>>5115 Friendship is the strongest form of magic, because no one knows how to fight against the races coming together to pool their powers.

>>5115 The thing is the show is meant to be enjoyable to both kids and the parents watching. So it doesn't really pull its punches on subject matter. As memeworthy as the whole brony thing became there is still a reason why people regarded the show(especially the early seasons) as well done.

>>5118 Don't threaten me with a good time!

But can ponies deal with the raw delusional gaslighting from Crimson-1?

I cannot tell if I'm being fucked with right now. If this is all a psyop, well played

>>5105 They are hilariously incredibly racist and never seem to learn their fucking lesson no matter how many times it's beat into their heads. Even by the end of the show where there's a school made specifically to cater to all races equally, the ponies continue to be hilariously racist and the cause of the majority of problems because of this. It's sort of like how Miraculous Ladybug has a specific set of characters create 90% of all the issues in the show, but worse because it's a whole civilization.

I am seemingly still in a Pokemon mood, someone give me suggestions for what pokemon thing to make a jump from. preferably porn but regular is maybe fine

>>5123 Ponies are actually critically weak to gaslighting. Hell, slap a picture on their ass and tell them it's their special talent and you can make them do just about anything. No, seriously. Cutie Marks are special pictures on their asses that tell them what they're good at/what their purpose in life is, and multiple times some unicorns have used magic to fuck with random ponies cutie marks (from swapping them around to just taking them off entirely) and the ponies immediately start trying to act in line with their new cutie mark (or whatever Starlight told them to do). >>5124 As an unrecovered pony autist, I can promise you that you're not being fucked with. Ponies are indeed comically racist.

>>5126 The only porn related pokemon thing I know of is the doujin Faithful Tepig, which is a NTR Bestiality thing

>>5124 The character from pony africa does voodoo magic and speaks in rhyme. She's been living in the forest for years, but the ponies are all incredibly afraid of her despite never talking to her because she's a zebra.

>>5125 Was this show about race wars the whole time? >>5121 I will just believe you even if I have zero interest in going to check it out. Seems very funny to just watch the ponies be super racist and then learn their lesson and then go right back into the super racism. >>5125 What problems do the ponies cause because of the racism? I am morbidly curious.

>>5127 To this day one of the best jokes is the CMC trying to find their Cutie Marks for several seasons and trying all kinds of insane shit but after getting them their literal next appearance is them being bored.

>>5056 All the necromancers you know have skill issues, i can assure you my Battleon player character had no trouble doing that way back when the Necromancer class still mattered. >>4770 I follow Genghis Khan's advice in these matters: If you do it, don't be afraid. And if you're afraid, don't do it. >>5124 That said, I am fucking glad someone said it before me. The uncanny part is moving to 8chan didn't immediately set it off so I'm trying to decide if some sort of memetic virus infected them all due to cross-contamination, or if the global rule against small horsies really was that hated all along.

Does your jumper ever feel guilty about destroying worlds with the drawbacks they take?

>>5130 >What problems do the ponies cause because of the racism? I am morbidly curious. The ice-age. Like, literally the ice-age was caused by creatures that fed off of pony racism

>>5094 >As long as you're not a complete dick it's hard not to get along with Peter. I'm starting to think marvel writers are just sad fucks that think good people should be punished for existing, even as fictional characters. >>5106 >Any chance Arthas will be a bro? From what I remember from the lore Arthas used to be a good natured but spoiled fuck before he was send to train to be a paladin, at which point he was slightly better. Not sure if this true tho >>5116 Pretty sure nature magic also corrupts. Also its kinda funny how Maev was hellbent on attacking Illidan when everything he did was righteous and correct. (what even happened to that bitch anyway?) >>5119 Elven "men" are notorious for their lack of libido

>>5125 Oh hell, not you too...

>>5127 >use magic to transform every Cutie Mark into a HMoFF emblem What happens now?

Anyone know what's up with the "rape" tag on gelbooru and rule34? On r34, it's like "shadowbanned". You can't see it in the tag list for an image, and it doesn't get suggested to you if you search for it, but you can still access all the content. On gelbooru, though, it literally doesn't exist anymore in any meaningful capacity except on the wiki: https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=wiki&s=list

>>5130 >Was this show about race wars the whole time? No, only around a third or so of the show is that. >>5133 My Back Alley Doctor Jumper accidentally destroyed one world due to drawbacks, and spent the next several jumps grieving and trying to ensure they'd never make such a mistake again.

>>5138 >On gelbooru, though, it literally doesn't exist anymore in any meaningful capacity except on the wiki: https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=wiki&s=list It popped up right away for me

>>5138 Work on my machine.

Some ponyfag once told me there was an episode with Kirins wherin the whole thing was a massively unsubtle allegory about the flaws and dangers of gun control or something. How true was this horsefucker speaking? As payment, have this slop picture of a kirin I generated a long while back

>>5137 They all start looking for human men to fuck, what did you expect?

>>5123 I like how I headcanon'd C1 to be this tragic fall from grace type of character because he watched all his squadmates die to some mute psycho, and then F59 shows that he's just a massive cunt to everyone.

>>5138 Did you blacklist the tag? Check the options

>>5143 For them to ask what the fuck a human is.

>>5140 >>5141 >>5145 Have you tried actually searching for it?

>>5130 Equestria has several creatures that feed off either chaos, hatred, or similar emotions. From eternal winter summoning spirits to evil reality warpers, ponyland has no shortage of apocalyptic monsters.

>>5130 >the entire shit with the Changelings >King Sombra >Tirek (who himself has inspired a number of stories featuring ponies being EXTRA racist against centaurs, including a Monster Musume crossover) >the Storm King's invasion >Wendigos No, but there's a lot of other races starting shit or profiting off of shit-stirring amongst ponies. >What problems do the ponies cause because of the racism? I am morbidly curious. The Wendigos nearly froze the planet (or at least the entire continent) due to overwhelming amounts of pony racism.

>>5147 Yes, that's why I said it works for me

>>5146 Nah, they know what a human is...probably. At least the Sun and Moon goddesses know. There's this magic mirror that they can use to go to an alternate dimension where all the ponies are humans, and Celestia's previous student (before Twilight Sparkle) is hanging out there with all the human-versions of the main characters.

>>5116 Sometimes I think about the original concept draft of Night Elves where the males were mysterious silent oracles who telepathically communicated through their female servants who were bloodthirsty territorial warbands.

>>5144 I'm honestly glad he's just a psycho. That somehow makes him much more fun. Or at least funny.

>>5149 >Wendigos The have fucking Wendigos in this setting? Holy shit no wonder things are fucked

>>5134 Please explain how that is presented within the context of the show, because I know they don't just claim the pony race hatred as a delicacy. It's gotta be like "Your willingness to avoid friendship with those different to you is a delectable negativity," right? >>5139 A THIRD? >>5148 >Changelings >Wendigos What the fuck is going on in My Little Pony?

>>5149 >including a Monster Musume crossover Okay now I know you're bullshitting me

>>5151 They actually use the mirror in a rescue operation later, which reveals that it turns humans into ponies when they go through it. No clue if it's a function of the mirror or a function of equestria itself

>>5150 Weird. I don't have an account or anything, maybe they made it one of the tags you have to log in to see. Do you have an account?

>>5128 I've done that kind of thing before, but two doujins isn't a great amount of material to work with.

>>5119 Warcraft elves can reproduce normally. Like, Alleria didn't have any problems getting knocked up. It's just that most night elf men spend so much time sleeping or being a bear that they rarely find time for sex.

The solution is more racism.

>>5154 Wendigos in Ponyland aren't cannibal monsters. They're frost spirits who are born from/empowered by Pony Racism and nearly caused the ice age.

>>4888 I usually go for general elemental magecraft for what I have the book be about. Starts basic while having some neat tricks for the high end. And then I use the sorcery training perk for anything that needs resources and infrastructure like alchemy, potioncrafting, and golem making.

>>5117 The very nature of a Collared jumper probably results in the world dying from one of any number of apocalyptic monsters. Or you get got by Discord if you don't have the OCP or one of the several one-off things that disables his powers. >>5149 Correction; WINDigos. Their name is a play on words, since they're wind spirits.

>>5158 Both websites let you change the blacklist without having an account

>>5069 Funny how even the fanart of Sylvanas tends to be only decent at best.

>>5127 Dont forget the cutey mark forces them to be good at what it depicts, and may even force them to do it. Like the episode where the one pony curses/infects herself with the randomized cutey mark disease

>>5155 >Changelings Oh yeah the show has essentially a g-rated version of succubi in it. >Wendigos Aforementioned winter summoning monsters Also I feel I should mention Discord, spirit of Chaos and Disorder aka evil Q. (At least before he got befriended.)

>>5155 >Please explain how that is presented within the context of the show, because I know they don't just claim the pony race hatred as a delicacy. It's gotta be like "Your willingness to avoid friendship with those different to you is a delectable negativity," right? It's a "if you don't get along with the other pony species, the wendigos come back" kind of deal.

>>5155 >A THIRD? I don't want to say half, but it's definitely more than a quarter. So a third is a realistic compromise. >What the fuck is going on in My Little Pony? Wendigos are Frost Spirits of Pony Racism. Changelings are Bug Ponies who consume Love to survive/for power and can shapeshift into anyone/thing to steal love from others...but here's the funny thing. If a Changeling willingly and knowingly gives up their love to another Changeling, they instantly become a special form of Changeling that's all shiny and glittery and no longer needs love to survive. They require several seasons to learn this.

>>5135 >>5160 Can other races get the Night Elves pregnant, or no? I assume no. Ten thousand years of thirsting while your husband sleeps in a tree cannot be great for impulse control. There would be so many hybrids in the woods if that was the case. >>5168 >Oh yeah the show has essentially a g-rated version of succubi in it. WHAT? >>5169 >It's a "if you don't get along with the other pony species, the wendigos come back" kind of deal. Specifically just inter-pony racism?! That's the most niche fucking diet ever.

>>5155 Changelings are literal buh-horses that subsit by feeding off the love of others...as in they find some unsuspecting pony, shapeshift to pretend to be someone they love, then drain them of their love like an evergy vampire During their debut their queen tried to impersonate a princess who was engaged to Twilight's Brother (and Captain of the Guard of Equestria) in order to basically brainwash him and drain him to remove the magical barrier keeping them out of the capital. There's also an episode where they show a ruined timeline where the bug people provoked a massive free-for-all racewar and took over the world.

With this information, I now look back on /mlpol/ and wonder

>We've been removed from our homeland >The gates of Ponytism have been opened Dear God...

>>5171 >Specifically just inter-pony racism?! That's the most niche fucking diet ever. Yep. >>5172 I still like how the solution to changelings is for said changelings to give their love to other people. Which makes them not need to feed on love and turns them into rainbows. Free love is a hell of a thing

>>5172 > buh-horses I mean Bug-horses. I have lost gallons to their Queen Chrysalis

>>5174 I mean its more interesting than the daily exalted/shonen shit.

>>5171 >WHAT? Changelings, man. There's been some crazy succubi fanfics with them. But they specifically don't feed off of Lust, they feed on Love. (except for when fanfics equate the two). >>5173 There's a reason why it was not only so hilariously successful, but that there's a Nazi Pony OC who still gets loads of fanart to this day. (Her name is Aryanne).

>>5174 Eh. It's not like I'm going to talk constantly about it. But MLP is a pretty hilarious setting when you actually look at it. It's kind of like RWBY where under the hood it's full of massive, hilarious hypocrisy, retarded decisions, and some of the dumbest shit you can possibly imagine.

>>5156 Nope. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/432523/daily-equestria-life-with-monster-girl >>5155 >Please explain how that is presented within the context of the show, because I know they don't just claim the pony race hatred as a delicacy. It's gotta be like "Your willingness to avoid friendship with those different to you is a delectable negativity," right? The Windigos aren't treated as anything approaching creatures with personalities - they show up and if there's too much negativity and strife going on, they feed off of it and start freezing everything around as they grow exponentially stronger. They're basically an apocalyptic force of nature and are only kept at bay for as long as Equestria is generally peaceful and happy. The instant people start fighting and going right back to shitting on each other for every little thing, the Windigos *immediately* return. In a similar manner, King Sombra also feeds on negativity. But moreso that he feeds on the fear and despair the Crystal Ponies have of him.

>>5176 Love her oviposition art. I'd let her lay eggs in me any day

>A Man Chooses (System Shock 2) >Finishing Touches (Fallout New Vegas) Any other perks for delaying the plot?

>>5171 >Oh yeah the show has essentially a g-rated version of succubi in it. >WHAT? Changelings eat love and can shapeshift. The are introduced when the Changeling Queen impersonates one of the pony princesses. Her plan was to marry the the captain of the guard which she mind controlled at some prior point. Oh yeah she also has some pretty disturbing mind control. Not that this is rare in this show.

>>5043 Gohanposter Prime implies the existence of a multiverse team up of Gohanposters.

>>5183 >The Most Important Thing

>>5179 Difference is that MLP is generally fun to talk about and the stupid shit is funny/fucked up because it's treated more or less as an in-universe flaw of the ponies (and other races but mostly ponies) that gets them in hot ahit because they never learn to stop judging books based on their covers. RWBY is just miserable to talk about and the stupid shit is infuriating rather than fun because everyone in the main cast is a retard and nobody stops to call them out even once.

>>5187 Not to shame and gatekeep and girl boss you but MLP is one of two instances (alongside Owl House) where I realized I'm just too old to watch cartoons for 7 year old girls

>>5187 That is true-in MLP, the Ponies get called out on their racism over, and over, and over, and fucking over again. It's like the plot of at least a third of the show, just calling them out on Being Racist. They never learn, but it's at least acknowledged as being a bad thing that they should really fix. RWBY doesn't even have that much.

>>5184 There is no way Chrysalis didn't suck Shining off or something at least once just to troll the fuck out of Cadence while she was imprisoned.

>>5189 The racism is RWBY isn't even a big thing. It's something you're told exists by the racist caricature catgirl

>>5190 Oh sure, they definitely spent several nights together and the only reason this is never elaborated on is that this would fucking shatter the rating.

>>5191 Well her and Adam screaming about it at the top of his lungs as he commits multiple war crimes that justify all the bad things ostensibly said about Faunus.

>>5171 >Can other races get the Night Elves pregnant, or no? As a rule of thumb, all humanoid races can breed woth each other. Since an orc can get an alien goat girl pregnant. The reasons why there isn't any half-night is that Nelves are extremely reclusive, they just stay in their woods and don't leave for thousands of years. The only races they've had contact with are furbolgs, who would think they're ugly. Trolls, who would rather kill themselves than lay down with an *lf, and Taurens who are too big for them.

>>5191 The funniest part of RWBY is that racism is incredibly blatant and a massive, central premise of the show. It's everywhere and extremely overt, practically every plot point hinges on it. The Faunus, that is. The Faunus being racist against the humans, I mean.

Alright, I'm going back to me pokemans where there's like 95% less racism or something. They pretty much worked their way through that in the Mewtwo movie. Wonderful getting to know the crazy bullshit though, very thankful.

>>5187 >RWBY Fun fact, Mistral has a black market for magical artifacts. There's several crime syndicates that go out and just... find them I guess.

>>5181 You have no idea how many oviposition fanfics I've read. I have no idea how many oviposition fanfics I've read. Far too many, I can assure you of that.

>>5191 God, I remember it. It was either Volume 4 or 5, and I saw that a bar had a No Faunus sign on the wall, and I fucking cheered.

>>5198 >You have no idea how many oviposition fanfics I've read. I've read no oviposition fanfics. I prefer the fanart. Especially the fanart where they ship crystalis with cadence and shining armour

>>5196 And we barely even mentioned the pony communist commune.

>>5191 >the racist caricature catgirl I've heard her called "catgirl hasan" and it fits so well

>>5196 ...Bee, the pokemon themselves are still pretty fucking racist. Both to each other and to humans. Pokemon that trust and are friendly with humans are mostly limited to the cities and towns, though it's still better than ancient Sinnoh where they'd just fucking murder humans if they spotted them outside a town.

>>5197 Sorry anon, I'm too busy reeling from the betrayal of Ozpin giving someone the power to turn into a bird whenever they want to process that.

>>5203 >where they'd just fucking murder humans if they spotted them outside a town Or kidnap lost little girls in the forest with date rape berries, drag them back to their cave, and rape them pregnant like a fucking ugly bastard in a hentai doujin.

Im wondering if maybe killing the mc at the start of the magicians may actually be a good idea. Him and his friends are just the worst and I just want to study magic.

>>5195 True, very true. This is why Faunus deserve less. >>5196 Probably for the best. This shall be the last of my poneposting.

>>5194 There had to be so many Nelf/Tauren based deaths... Those poor, poor, thirsty nelf women. >>5201 Not even gonna ask. >>5203 Ah hah, but consider this, I am both covering my ears and also going la la la I can't hear you so everything is actually okay. Nah I know things are morbid in Pokemon all the time, I'm just segwaying my way out of the pony convo.

>>5200 Also I forgot to link these pics to you >>5207

>>5204 There's a magical invisibility cloak, it takes aura to use. Atlas mass produces tech-based invisibility cloaks that don't use aura as fuel, meaning that they're just a straight upgrade. Some crime syndicate stole an entire shipment of them like a decade before start-of-canon, its not like some super secret prototype or anything.

>>5201 Or how Starswirl and the other Pillars of Old Equestria literally created the circumstances that got them trapped in a hellish limbo for over 1000 years because they were cunts to their one apprentice/understudy.

>>5210 Thanks

>>5206 Oh hey theres actually a drawback that makes it so hes dead, thats like free points. Now I just need to decide if I think its worth taking the drawback that puts part of your soul in the underworld. I know persephone, I have a few backdoors to the underworld, I could probably get it back relatively easily.

>>5214 Take the drawback, but have a soul that's so evil it'll possess random crab and cause so much chaos the locals will literally pay you to take your soul back. Like in A Hat In Time

>>5091 >Prototype/MLP Ok did I accidently drink Nyquil before my nap or am I reading that MLP has a crossover with prototype for some god forsaken reason. Because what the fuck.

>>5052 If you can, eliminating the Beast would end the comic-tragedy of compounding errors the makes up the show's plot. Without the one girl getting refused entry to Brakebills and all the shit they needed to do to beat the Beast, they won't continually make things worse in an effort to not deal with the consequences of their actions. The main cast will instead have a normal, stupid time at magic college.

>>5216 No, you read right. A long running series even. >https://www.fimfiction.net/story/81844/oskar-osker-true-omnivore >https://www.fimfiction.net/story/194993/emerald-gleaner-viral-unicorn >https://www.fimfiction.net/story/281611/oskar-osker-your-worst-enemy >https://www.fimfiction.net/story/334407/emerald-gleaner-retired-monster >https://www.fimfiction.net/story/378701/emerald-gleaner-spirit-of-dissent But this is the LAST of my poneposting. Let us not speak of this again.

>>5216 MLP has and continues to have crossovers with basically everything. Hell, it still holds the reigning title for having the longest, most cohesive, and best written Godzilla fic of all.

>>5216 >am I reading that MLP has a crossover with prototype for some god forsaken reason. Because what the fuck. Not them, but going by some of the oddities I've heard of between other haunts, that sounds about par for the course between anything from Team Fortress 2 to Fallout. My guess is their fanfic tropes revolve around the mainstream sphere precisely because everything there doesn't really fit the aesthetic of baseline MLP, but that adds to the intrigue of seeing how it can be forced into a similar enough shape to exist on the same stage.

Give me one (1) reason why I shouldn't just free every single Ancient Evil Whatever the moment I step into MLP and just turn this shit into a Disney Villains campaign.

>>5216 MLP has a number of pretty long crossovers with all kinds of stuff. Just from memory there's a RE xover where Wesker lands in Equestria. A similar story with Morgoth learning about harmory (and having a breakdown when he realizes Sauron was the clostest thing to a friend for him) There is also an epic oxver with the entire godzilla franchise that is over a million words long at this point. Oh and the obligatory mention of Fallout Equestria.

>>5221 The Windigos will kill basically every living thing, which would kill 90% of every other villain faction. Changelings need love to survive pre-redemption and Chrysalis herself most likely still needs it since she actively chooses to not be redeemed out of spite so she's going to die very quickly, Tirek needs to drain magic to life so he'd turn into a fucking husk eventually in a frozen world, several of the other villains are mortal and would die in the freeze, and the one's who aren't but also don't have the power or means to stop the Windigos like Sombra would be shit out of luck in the ensuing winter wasteland. The only ones who might benefit would be Nightmsre Moon, the Pony of Shadows, and similar eldritch horrors who don't care what state the world is in. The only one who could fix this is Discord and a pre-redemption Discord is just as bad as the windigos, albeit less omnicidal. And a post-redemption Discord would help the Mane Six to stop everyone else and if he fails in doing so, he'd basically have a mental breakdown and go despair in some hole for the rest of eternity.

>>5211 >>5207 >>5204 I'm still amazed at the unintentional (?) propaganda pro-faunus slavery that shitty kitty runs. Every fucking faunus is a retard, a terrorist, a treacherous asshole, or all the above. Also super racist and woke. Its like they're begging to be enslaved for their own good. They can't be left to their own devices.

>>5215 I currently have 75 souls. To be perfectly honest at this rate I could offload all my emotions to one of my inner demons if I needed too.

>>5219 Ah, the Bridge. Certainly something.

So, all this raises the question... MLP jump dupe?

>>5223 I could unironically see a villain team-up defeating the Windigos, motivated solely by the fact that a lot of the individual villains don't want Equestria and the world to be destroyed since they either want to rule it or need the denizens as sustenance. Or, in Discord's case, because it'd be boring if everything died. So I imagine the Windigos would get fucked first as everybody agrees to a ceasefire long enough to deal with them.

>>5227 You know the rules, and so do I

>>5227 I like Reddit's one

>>5227 The more this thread progresses, the more I'm starting to miss 4chan.

>>5229 I didn't ask when, tho.

>>5227 I'm pretty sure we unironically had one at one point, but it was deleted/kept off the drive due to 4chan rules.

>>5227 Not it. But I guess I can take this as an opportunity to post some of the existing ones.

>>5233 The Malbutorious one... existed. Wasn't the worst, but...

>>5234 I've had this link saved for a bit https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ibcTJX2T2_T2JjGSEToM1U5LtVW-qmSu?tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc

>>5231 Exalted naruto naruto fate exalted bleach bleach dc exalted exalted

>>5224 Don't forget that after all of Shitty Kitty's ranting about how Faunus deserve to be seen equally as humans, when she needed to motivate the populace of Menagerie (who were all just living their lives in peace) to move en-masse to Mistral to "fight" terrorists, she gave a speech that amounted to, "You have to prove to the humans that you're one of the good ones."

>>5224 Tacos exist on Remnant, but they're called taccos, spelled with two C's.

>>5126 Kawahagitei?

>>5238 I mean, after decades of seemingly unprovoked terrorism and murder by insane Faunus extremists, is she wrong?

>>5234 >>5227 >>5236 There's also the mostly finished QQ one.

You guys have any ideas for a magical geographical thing? See in the magicians jump you can buy weird bullshit for your world and the examples only reach up to the 200 cp tier out of a max of a possible 400 cp for the item buy. Something like the wellspring which is the source of magic for magicians only costs 100 cp and it says a 200 cp item would be even more powerful and beneficial. So any suggestions? I do kind of plan to make some anomolous locations here too like a post office box that will send your mail to any time and place its addressed too. Will this fuck with the timeline? Yeah, probably, but it seems fun.

>>5241 Considering faunus reproduce with non faunus resulting in more faunus it is a species imperitive that they be exterminated.

>>5243 Infinite resource generating dungeons

>>5244 That's something I never understood. Why aren't people freaking out? Your own race is going to go extinct and yet they are all so chill.

>>5089 Illidan got shoved into prison for thousands of years for using Fel, they just made all the Arcane users fuck off. He wasn't wrong about Fel being addicting, or even Arcane (at least at the start of WoW, new lore has made it less of a slippery slope deal). It was just Illidan and some of the other Demon Hunters were built different. He was also the Big Important Naaru's favorite character and pet project behind the scenes, during the fight against the Legion she takes time out of her schedule to bitch at you if you killed Illidan before. Unless you're a Demon Hunter, then she praises you for following him. Illidan would later murder said Naaru for trying to force him to BE HOLY, and none of her followers seemed to really care. Now it is revealed that the ULTIMATE EVIL is actually Shadow Magic, which Priests have been using since Day 1. >>5116 >>5119 He was asleep. Night Elf civilization was EXTREMELY divided, before the Sundering (when they banned magic) the males were spellcasters while the females were warriors, hunters, and priestesses. Even after the sundering the split continued, with males being funneled into becoming Druids instead. Druids spent a lot of time in hibernation with their spirits wandering the Emerald Dream (Azeroth without civilization, basically), as part of a pact they made with Ysera. So men spent most of their time asleep. One of the missions in WCIII was literally going to wake them up because they didn't realize shit was going down. Their society didn't become less segregated (and their Druids less sleepy) until they lost their immortality at the end of WCIII. Then they were like "what if we did things different" and bam

>>5239 >they're called taccos, spelled with two C's A new day, a new reason to completely enslave that hellhole's population for their own good. I'm pretty sure jesus could watch me do it and he would cheer me on. >>5238 >implying the stupid animals amounted to anything Their forces didn't do shit that wouldn't have been done without their stinky presence. Very likely with better results too.

>>5245 Good udea, already have tons of resources but a dungeon could be useful.

>>5248 >filename I'm pretty sure that's not a glock

>>5244 I stand by my original point: use genetic engineering to get rid of the Faunus's ability to produce males and the problem goes away. It gives the Faunus a prerogative to ensure that the human race continues to exist and breed since if they go extinct then so do the Faunus.

>>5251 This really won't solve anything and will most likely engender more hatred on both sides.

>>5248 Oh yeah, no, all they did was stare at Adam for a few seconds before he ran off. That doesn't change that Blake was yelling at them to go fight terrorists in another country to prove they deserved equal rights.

>>5233 Yes, it never left pastebin form from what I remember. I only made a build to genocide the Conversion Bureau at the time. >>5185 I've unironically seen something like that happen before. It's like the text-based version of fish spontaneously forming into shoals. >>5133 If I take a drawback like that, it's in order to cull an already imminent existential threat like starting a firebreak to mitigate a forest fire. So no, not really. I'd rather get local eldritch horrors out of the way instead of do nothing and wait for them to eat reality. >>5049 Malfeas has several Charms for that in Exalted: Infernals/any other Exalted jumps that let you tap Yozi powers. Also I think one of the Final Fantasies-I want to say 12-has countering damage specifically? It's a Dirge one. >>4965 >>4967 Yeah what >>4969 and >>5034 said. Everyone who's genuinely passionate about comics either left years ago or is vastly outnumbered and working on their own little niche book you never hear about. The majority of writers left are people who wanted to work in Hollywood but failed or bitter hate-filled husks of human beings who hate their audience for not liking what they like more than they actually believe in whatever cause of the month they are touting. >>4763 The criteria is, strictly speaking, "believe in me at a time and place I find convenient". If I decide I don't need a priest, I do not care if a sage or an archmage is trying to worship me. If I decide theology is a useful source of energy generation, then I do not care if a random street urchin or a literal orangutan is my main representative as long as their devotion is sincere. Hell I'm not even that fussy about the nature of that devotion. If anything I prefer worship of the abstract idea of perfect order over myself as an individual. I am a very pragmatic god. The most common religious institutions that crop up around worlds I control fall into two very different demographics. The first is...well, I had a cool name for them back in the day but after The Secret World AND Gargoyles I guess it's literally the Illuminati. I round up a bunch of rich yuppies from the "ruling castes", show them a surreal rapturous vision about how reality is a necessary cage and I'm offering them positions as it's jailers, and then give them a bunch of fancy suits empowered by the Transcendent Law and forces subdued by it, as well as interdimensional magics that can create and destroy worlds. Yes, basically the Magocratic Convention and BONC CYOAs. I then proceed to have these rich asshats control all lesser institutions and nations at my behest from behind the scenes. They get to LARP as the Deepest State, I get competitive and motivated hired help. The second comes from the poor, the outcast and downtrodden and are recruited based on much subtler miracles at soup kitchens. They in turn go around trying to recruit others of their kind to a peaceful, community support-based faith that is really just an excuse to increase overall population resource use efficiency by having regular potluck meals, decreasing psychological stress through sing-alongs and sharing the skill of subsistence leaving. They instead get a form of power that's basically Dark Souls-style pyromancy but with more of an enlightenment theme, and access to my local Parabola control zone. Mastery of both eventually leads to actually enlightenment. Inevitably sometimes the two have to work together, resulting in an awkward conversation between a wannabe Wall Street archon and a hobo buddha. >>5247 >the ULTIMATE EVIL It's hilarious that Void Lords are apparently ridiculously stronger than Naaru for no other reason than "they're the bad guys maaaan, they gotta be world-destroying mega hyper evils while Naaru are just bitches" >Then they were like "what if we did things different" I like to think that Tyrande needing the ultra mega super speshul power of the Night Warrior just to beat Sylvanas and then Elune herself directly intervening to prevent her from actually killing Sylvanas absolutely totalled all faith in Night Elf traditionalism.

>>5196 Post Pokewaifus, obviously. >>5240 A possibility, certainly.

>>5126 How about the PM Gals doujin series by Gambler Club? There's like 20+ volumes of it on Sadpanda.

On the topic of RWBY >I roll for companions >Get Cinder and Blake What the fuck am I supposed to do with these two nutcases?

Are there any item merging perks that don't require me to physically hold the item I'm merging? I wanna combine the effects of two collars and chastity cages from a couple reddit jumps, and I don't wanna just wank the ability to import items into similar items

>>5255 I mean I've got a pretty big crush on this older lady from France but why am I posting pokewaifus?

>>5250 It's not. That's part of the joke. >>5253 >That doesn't change that Blake was yelling at them to go fight terrorists in another country to prove they deserved equal rights. Faunus have equal rights, otherwise you wouldn't see them as hunters or in the military, or the couple faunus shadow models fucking around in a couple scenes. Its just that no one likes them because they're untrustworthy retards. They have their own island and its a shithole because they can't even behave themselves. God, they're almost as useless as team rwby. I still laugh at the vol set in atlas where they pretend they aren't massive fuck ups. Except they do everything wrong and sit down to drink tea and talk about random bullshit while Whitley. Fucking Whitley. Saves the day, the country, and possibly the world. A single untrained white boi is like a million times more successful than these sluts

>>5258 No, but you could probably do some cheese like any Perk that lets you imbue a different Perk into another item/ability then have that usable as an at-range effect.

>>5260 It's even funnier when you remember that they weren't exiled to Menagerie. They set their island nation up themselves and willfully isolated their species from humanity in what can only be described as the greatest moment of self-awareness the Faunus have ever accomplished. And despite being established by Faunus and run by Faunus for the benefit of Faunus, it's STILL a fucking shithole because you can't pin a million retards into a box and expect a functioning nation-state.

>>5259 Have you heard her battle remix from Masters? Easily the best vibe from that E4 because nobody else in the game has the same sound.

>>5138 Probably payment processors. I know a while ago Patreon started banning rape stuff in WEGs because of them. >>5171 Theoretically, yes, but most of the other races on their continent for most of the time period were either hated enemies (Trolls) or barely sentient at best (Furbolgs, Quillboars). There's the Tauren but interaction seemed pretty low, though you can conceivably make a funny fic about a male Tauren smashing (sexually) through NElf society because they are thirsty for dick. The bull jokes write themselves. >>5254 >It's hilarious that Void Lords are apparently ridiculously stronger than Naaru for no other reason than "they're the bad guys maaaan, they gotta be world-destroying mega hyper evils while Naaru are just bitches" The power between the cosmic force 'races' are so hilariously inconsistent. The Wild Gods aren't even planetary threats, the Legion and Titans were interdimensional travelers, the Naaru found supertech somewhere??, the races of Death were godly but were content to stay in their lane, and then the Void Lords can casually make planetary cancers and are apparently a threat to the entire fucking legion. >I like to think that Tyrande needing the ultra mega super speshul power of the Night Warrior just to beat Sylvanas and then Elune herself directly intervening to prevent her from actually killing Sylvanas absolutely totalled all faith in Night Elf traditionalism. That would explain why NElf Warlocks became a Thing.

>>5260 Whitley taking down the Hound after it solo'd RWBY + Jaune's group, hacking an air fleet to evacuate civilians, then inventing interdimensional travel when that didn't work is one of the most baffling decisions in all of RWBY's writing. Like, by the way the writers treat him, they seem to HATE Whitley, and yet he, DOUBLE-SAVIOR OF ATLAS AND MANTLE, somehow solves everything. Alone. What the fuck

>>5265 Being competent is racist and promotes "colonial thinking"

>>5266 that smithsonian exhibit was so tone deaf

>>5263 Brought it up just now, does sound pretty good. Not the kind of instruments I'd associate with her at first thought but it doesn't not fit her either. Never looked into the game before; think I tried to download it a long time ago just to see but it wouldn't work on my phone.

>>5267 Sorry, racist. Hard work, planning for the future, and striving towards self-improvement and contribution to community are all evils baked into the White Race by Yakub's sinister machinations.

>>5266 Anon please, I've spent YEARS genuinely just TRYING to wrap my around this from a purely writing perspective. Like, look behind the scenes and how this all falls into place, what do you see? The writers hate Whitley, they constantly shit on him, and have everyone else hate him too. Then, PROBLEMS. Problems, they exist, they are there, and RWBY is experiencing them, but not solving them. What happens? Whitley happens. Whitley happens to the problems and they are no more. Whitley has saved the day, but he is still hated by the writers, and never truly congratulated for the salvation he promises. I feel these discrepancies crawling around in my head, trying to reconcile themselves with my understanding of logical processes, and none of it fits together. NONE OF IT FITS TOGETHER.

>>5270 > NONE OF IT FITS TOGETHER. That's because the writers are retarded, incompetent, and cursed to only make good things on accident