>>495 You need to be stopped for your own good.

I like to think Elves would have very lithe and elegant dresses for the women and some fur robes for the males. in a modern day setting they would still be using the dresses for women and the men would almost exclusively use suits and ties.

space elves.

>>542 MORE space elves, and assorted other elves.

>>508 How boring.

>>543 Here's your space elves.

>>599 Please no.

>>471 This didnt age well.

>>603 GLOW IN THE DARK BLUE KITTY TITTIES

>>599 I didn't think you could make elves that are even worse than the eldars but holy shit cameron did it. Why the fuck did he do this?

>>631 Now to be fair, they're pretty uniquely their own species. But yes Na'vi are for all intents & purposes just elves. The stereotypical one with nature noble savage trope of elves born from ignorance of what native americans were really like. All that said, I only hate the water ones & the stupid hair tentacles. Also Pandora itself is evil. Like eldritch god tier evil. The Na'vi in lore have to keep their population down to appease Eywa. That most definitely means sacrifices & purges had to have happened.

>>635 >The Na'vi in lore have to keep their population down to appease Eywa Listen I already knew the humans were the good guys in avatar But now you're telling me the planet is evil too? Well clearly the good thing to do is for the humans to defeat the planet and liberate the Na'vi from this oppressive force.

>>642 Yes. Remember, the planet is alive. It has a physic connection to all it's life. Eywa deliberately let the Na'vi fight the humans till they were practically all killed by the overwhelming fire power. Only then did Eywa unleash all the megafauna to fight back.

Fire, because they should be dead. Just like dwarfs, orcs, halflings, gnomes, kobolds, lizards and humans. Be original, faggot.

>>651 ur moms original

>>651 The fuck do you mean be original?

>>653 He's just a shitposting faggot. Ignore it.

>>446 The Lord of the Rings films launched a thousand fresh-faced roleplayers who tried to play Tolkien's perfect, ageless, near-immortal elves in settings where the elves are none of those things, like Forgotten Realms. So they just came off as conceited jerks who couldn't live up to their own hype in combat. Some of the best and worst roleplayers I've ever seen have been elf players. Then again, I mostly play dwarves and usually can't stand seeing other people play dwarves, so I am definitely a hypocrite.

>>672 I find that difficult to believe because I genuinely cannot imagine that anyone ever, at any point in history, wanted to rp as elves from how they're talked about and depicted online. It's not a matter of them coming across as conceited jerks, but rather that they are deliberately intended to be that way when they aren't sluts. At least that's how it seems to me. Guess it's pendulum theory in action.

>>701 >I genuinely cannot imagine that anyone ever, at any point in history, wanted to rp as elves What the fuck are you talking abo- >from how they're talked about and depicted online. See this is your problem. The internet is shit and often misrepresents stuff. In the lord of the rings trilogy Legolas regularly takes on dozens of orcs at a time with no problem. There is a fucking scene where surfs down stairs on a shield while shooting his bow and hitting every shot perfectly. Who wouldn't want to be that guy? Not to mention how fucking op the average elf is in the silmarillion.

>>701 The average internet elf is a slut though.

>>710 Yeah see this is why dont go on the internet. The elves went from being giga chads to being rape bait.

>>713 Weeks later and only now do I realise I forgot the "You" in between "Why" and "Dont".

>>772 Drow the original coomer elves but for dudes who want their balls stepped on by leather mommies.

I have changed my mind. Elves dress only in the finest Balenciaga. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm6BlRMEny0

Elves are not human and therefore good only for genociding.

>>423 (OP) Light and loose to fit their physical form and combat styles

>>825 Dwarves aren't human either.

>>1242 Yeah but dwarves are cool.

>>1245 Dwarves are cool, unlike fuckdamn elves.

>>1245 >>1246 That's not what you said. You said "elves are not human and therefore good only for genociding. The statement leaves no room for disclaimers; not being human is worthy of genocide. This includes dwarves.

>>1272 I didn't say that. personally I think that elves are for breeding.

>>1273 You were rebutting a reply to 99cf91's post, and therefore defending his initial position that non humans are only good for genociding.

>>1274 Dwarves are basically human, close enough to where they can join in mankinds genocide crusade, whereas elves are effete womanly bitches, good only for practicing murder techniques upon.

>>1275 >Dwarves are basically human This is arbitrary. In most settings they are no closer to humans than elves are, and in some are less so. In the setting which modern fantasy writers all ripped-off, elves and humans are canonically branches of the same biological race.