Mahu, there's already a thread about Hawaiian dickings here:
>>123

Please check the catalog next time :^)

Come on Mahu, don't be like that. I love Hawaiian pizza.

To each their own.

I've never understood why people hate hawaiian pizza. I also don't understand why people hate anchovies. There are just lots of hateful people in the world, I guess.

>>291
hate is thrown around too much as a definition for a reaction

"distaste" is more adequate in everyday conversation, since you can't argue taste without coming off as a weenie

I have a distaste for anchovies and a mild distaste for bacon bits, even though I love bacon

Sliced ham, on the other hand, has to be of a certain thickness in order to blend in with the flavor of most pizza cheeses, and pineapple chunks should be small enough to be caramelized on the edges

I like my hawaiian pizza with sliced mushrooms on it, although most americans don't

looks legit, most people who claim that they painted with their own blood are faking it with pig's blood bought at the butcher shop.

source: artfag school where kids did this a lot

>>270
nice :^)

I drew moot as well

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT

You can only find so many good people out there.

It's more about fitting in with who you can really relate to, as opposed to fitting in with people who have nothing in common with you whose approval you're chasing.

More to the point, you should really relax with online communities. I used to be some sort of popular figure on a chan board last year, and it brought me absolutely nothing aside from thinking that I was getting validated by having a say in arguments. It's disposable.

You have to find your own place in a group, especially if you're "in charge", like realizing that internet groups aren't to be taken seriously, in the long run (unless you're making money off of them, in which case, you treat it like a job)

All in all, relax dood. Life is hard enough before you start making problems for yourself.
You can do what we did back in the day on our internet circlejerk and sell modship to someone within the inner circle for 100bux.

>>186
>>187

thanks a lot, friends. I'll try my best to keep my board not shitty.

Ohyeah.jpeg

At least it's relaxing. I can listen to nice things and watch good things roll by

Everyone is welcome here, mahu :^)

but yes, Aboriginal culture (as much as it fascinates me) is technically not tiki culture.
Tiki culture is Polynesian, and sometimes includes Micronesian and Melanesian.
Fijians for example have both been called Polynesian and Melanesian :^)

Maori are Polynesian, they'd fit in.

You Australian mahu are lucky with your warm winters though.
Where I am, the winters are cold and lonely.
Christmas just seems like a (futile) distraction from the depressing, lurid cold.
As they say: Ko'eko'e ka po hoa 'ole.
Cold are the nights without a mate. :^(

>tfw it's cold
>tfw I'm not Polynesian
>tfw no gf
>tfw no human sacrifice
>tfw no gf

>>206
I'd pitch in on a kickstarter or a patreon where the goal was "FLY ME TO TAHITI SO I CAN RENT AN APARTMENT, LAZE IN THE SUN AND MAKE A VLOG"

>>233
BACK TO /b/

>>233
WINRAR

Wow, someone wanted to bomb my board? :^|
This is pearl harbour all over again :'^(

>>233
Thanks for saving my board while I was asleep, mahu :^)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but thank you friend :^)

the nerve of this mahu

>>185
Take it easy, mahu

Don't forget you're here to lounge.

>>183
Nice, thanks.
>>185
Sorry mang. I didn't see it that way.
>>188
Sorry about your blueballs.
>>195
Thank you based mahu.

I have fun, sometimes

let's do this

Fun sounds like an awful lot of work

mostly sitting around between job shifts and social responsibilities

at least I get to sit around a lot

fuck I can't imagine living without inordinate amounts of free time, it would be slavery to me

>>178
it plays audio about the princess of cuckolding
lel

weird people left 4chan a long time ago, now it's just the run-of-the-mill narcissists and normalfag sociopaths who are considered "weird"

When I saw hotwheels, I knew that his weirdness would become a beacon for truly interesting weirdos to congregate here. It's the only trend I follow, online.

this is the tiki lounge, we do not participate in that dreary mess here, mister

>>158
just relax…

>>158
relaxing is all you gotta do

>>175 IT HAS JUST BEGUN

>>144
if we're a tribe, can i be the master of ceremonies and cult rituals?

>>147
That depends on it, mahu :^)

In some Polynesian and Melanesian tribes the priest has more power than the chieftain, and the chieftain is merely there to organize the tribe and to plan big expensive feasts.
More like a manager I guess :^)

To make you a spokesperson of the gods would give away my power, and in return you would not be allowed to sleep with any women out of my fear that the intellectual/spiritual caste might reproduce and overthrow me as the chieftain. If you do make a child it will be immediately smashed on some sharp rocks, friend. :^)

Also, your training would be very severe, and you're allowed to beat students of the spiritual arts to a bloody pulp if they fail their training.
The Aurioi of Tahiti for example, communicated the message of the gods through singing and dancing, and were in the position to even criticize the chieftain. However, as soon as one of the singers sang out of tune they would get beaten to death by the other singers.

Let's just say it depends on which tribal political caste system I will base our tribe :^)

There's still a lot to be done, we will also need a caste of warriors/assassins to keep our feuds going, and a menstrual hut for the women to bleed and complain in :^)

>>150
I'd like whatever position ensures I can have lots of sex with many women. Thanks.