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/vag/ - VAllure General Anonymous 05/04/2025 (Sun) 02:58:36 Id: 8e0156 No. 203711
VAllure: The Next Generation Edition >Current and upcoming streams https://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure >This week's full schedules https://teamup.com/ksc1n4iofruwa4e8tq https://files.catbox.moe/eedoez.jpg >Holodex https://holodex.net/channel?org=VAllure [Gen 1: Indulge] <Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddess https://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulait https://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura <Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bear https://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpaws https://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey <Immy Bisou - Hex Maniac https://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisou https://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy <Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yandere https://www.youtube.com/@MercyModiste https://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy <Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistress https://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbum https://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi <Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefish https://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttles https://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny >Additional VAllure Links https://vagallure.carrd.co >Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archive https://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content >LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING >Greentext Archive https://rentry.org/VAllureGreentext Previous Thread >>180379
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Christening this thread with my wife's thighs.
is everyone but me retarded for not baking 1d20 = 11
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Icey hugs. Icey kisses. Icey seggs. Icey Love
Please be a good colour
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I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!
VAllure eroge when?
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot! Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
>>203774 the third vallure game is currently in development
>>203711 God I can't wait to see Metals and Tails design. Metals 100% has a nun outfit and Tails seems to be a petite dragon girl.
NEW THREAD NEW COLOR NEW LUCK CMON SHIBI COME OOOOOON /r{1d20}
sex....... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....
>>203811 >third What was the second?
…… 1d20 = 9
Should we make an anchor post for gen 2 candidates?
I got Azura poster color again….
oh my fucking god
Mercy thighs on the telly
>>203854 it's just a demo but more game than any vampire survivors slop I guess https://pixelseraf.itch.io/llurvania
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i mean uh, for me, it's mercy modiste
>>203877 ill fucking kill you
it all *slap* returns *slap* to nothing *slap* it just keeps *slap* tumbl *slap* ing down *slap* tumbling *slap* down
Nice thights
>>203929 You being a meanie is why you got baby snot
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i have not been this erect in quite some time
Mercy really needs to fix the 3dio sound. I'm loving the thighs and the 3dio is making static
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My wife's thighs are as cute and sexy as I imagined I love her
>>203964 Btw whoever made this do one but without her shirt
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/533268-8chanss https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/533067-fullchan-x just found these, haven't tested them out very much yet but the first one adds (You) notifications and Ctrl+S for spoilers + other shortcuts for the other markdown stuff one of these, I think the second one, filters the thread down to a single user's posts when you click their ID if you wanna get extra schizo
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Immy kinda cute Immy kinda wife Immy kinda looks Like the love of my life!
>>204077 >>204052 Oh I misread, I think both scripts are similar at this point. 8chanSS can show all posts by a specific ID too
>>203711 New thread!! We are free from the girls knowing who is who! I will now commit more crimes to celebrate! Am I a dude am I a whore? The world may never know.
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Rolling for new ID The faux jean skirt is very cute
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segz
>>204122 You're the femanon that said she was looking for a bridge to jump off of in Minecraft
>>204191 reefling RAPE
>>204191 perfect timing with mercy playing with her cock
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>>204191 I look very cute. Perfectly sized for my wife's 6 inch cock
>>204191 >Reefer buttfang window >Bleater small hands >Snippy different colored hands im thinkin rape
goodnight Immy I love you goodnight /vag/ love y'all
>>204372 goodnight anon
>>204210 doesnt matter how i answer that because youll believe what you want to believe either way
>>204191 after staring at this for a bit im starting to think you have something for the Bleaters because once again they are the most fuckable and my penis yearns for their holes.
>>204424 Was I right?
>>204456 Funny you say that because I actually have a thing for snippets if anything. I think its you who has a thing for bleaters ; )
>>204122 You're way too easy...
>>204462 yeah the snippets are good too but literally everything down to the thigh size, waist-hip ratio, hand size, facial expression, hair, etc. its all so perfect for my peehole....
>>204483 Careful, if you dont use a condom, the loli juice will go up ur pee hole and into your brain and make you go mad
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>>204462 Is that why you made my ass very rapeable? Sorry drawfriend, but that hole belongs to my jealous wife
>>204191 Oh shit they look so cute. The Harelot better have the biggest tits and ass.
>>204490 Yeah, truth is out. Don't worry, I channel my attraction through art so mercy can enjoy it. >>204498 I feel like harelots should have perky medium/small breasts and snowbearies have full chests but i might change my mind
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>>204488 im long mad my friend. lolis are condoms, you cum in them and and they cant pregnant!
I wonder if Immy finished that art or opted to take a nap in her new PJs. She was so sleepy today that I wouldn't blame her if she did.
>>204510 Interesting. Can I use a loli as an intermediate to fuck another girl without getting her pregnant?
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>>204536 yes! the loli's body will kill the sperm and then she can leak out the semen into the other girls pussy!
condoms and other forms of contraceptives are simply not allowed
>>204458 …maybe 😒
>>204586 you're not taking my loli
>>204596 *unlolis your loli*
>>204611 she was never mine so its whatever but now i miss her twitter audios
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>>204586 correct! my little sister is meant for breeding
>>204593 Too easy Added to the spreadsheet
>>204669 What spreadsheet?
>>204678 its a meme
>>204807 >Its a meme He doesn't know his full legal name and address is already in Shibi's spreadsheet...
>>204807 Thank sweet baby jeesus my brain was going all over the place trying to figure out what he meant >>204828 What if that was shibi and she finds me and sends a message that says found you I would shit rocks
Give me a good color
>>204372 Goodnight anon
>>203829 Couldn't tell if Tails was a dragon or a harpy
It's been 60 hours since the auditions closed. Femanons, if you got an email, don't be stupid and post it. If you didn't get anything, don't give up hope. Stay here and apply for gen 3.
>>204944 i agree femanons should post their emails
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>>204944 Technically it's not all over until they get the email telling them they didn't make it. Someone could still pull out or fail the interview. However it is pretty unlikely now. I wish all of them that applied have luck in their future vtubing endeavours.
>>204944 Most are wise enough to not speak on such matters any one of the femanons talking about brainworms from no email could be playing the part the way I chit chat here is not the same as the way I chit chat on social sites streams videos and messaging
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they COULD post their tits
Since the dice hate me I will instead roll for a great color!
Missed it in the bake but thanks AI Anon, last thread for the amazing Shibbers.
>>205013 Hell yeah!
>>204944 Can I really stay here? I'm already drafting my next audition, next time for sure I'll get in!
>>205014 And Horray for no poo tag this bread!
Also why'd I have to get orange this time... I hate orange
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as an artist, i have the liberty of drawing myself as a hot oniichan
>>205022 Nice looking Pinpal
>>205022 tits too big
>>205016 Proud of you femanon. You got this!
>>204998 You'll be surprised on how stupid some people can be.
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>>205031 aaa theyre getting bigger!!!
>>205056 perfect
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>>205056 We need to go bigger
>>205056 Pap pap
Indie vtuber "Maika Mallow" made a graduation announcement today. Bio says she is Latina, she does sometimes stream ASMR, and she interacted with Shibi before VAllure. However it appears this graduation announcement was planned before May 1st AND as far as I can tell she does not create lewd content. https://twitter.com/MaikaMallow
I just harass latinas, sonic
>>205072 It could be past experience or she could have an lewd personality that is detached from this one
>>205072 >My new model is so cute! >I'm graduating! Weird.
https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1918913671398297711 Snippets your wife is getting groomed
>>205072 not likely anon, i do recognize her from shibi's indie friend group though, best of luck to her
>>205089 It was scheduled since at least the 27th so unless they contacted her before auditions closed or she is cuffs then she is not being picked up by this corporation
>>205108 >or she is cuffs reps
>>205102 On shit. Best of luck to her then.
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>>205094 >looks inside >its just rurune She's just a friend of the thread, the girls love the ex-Yume girls. Cerenity jumped in too
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>>204866 Sorry if my spreadsheet joke actually made you worry I'll remove you from the spreadsheet for now
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>>205129 i wasnt being serious i know who she is...
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>>205139 Its 3AM, am tired.
>>205145 its 02:37 actually goodnight anon
>>205135 No worries I was confused and thought a real spreadsheet existed that I was not aware of I am not bothered I had only wanted more context and the lack of answer made me anxious until someone said it was a joke I do not think anyone here would easily be able to find me off site that was never a concern of mine sorry for making you think I was uncomfortable and even if someone did find me it is not my first rodeo being found by the folks of a chan it would be as a vtuber though
>>205102 That sucks. Hope everything works out for her. >>205102
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I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!
Ew, I'm orange or brown? I can't tell what this color is.
>>205233 Looks orange on my monitor
Good morning everyone. Will I get a good color this thread? 1d20 = 3
Goodnight anons may you dream of your wives waking you up with a morning milking session
>>205262 Thanks and all but why do you get a good color? What are your secrets?
>>205262 Goodnight brother, oshi dreams
gnight everyone
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is this banner for choc?
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is this banner for choc?
>>205307 panko?
Wait a minute, I just looked at the catalog for the first time in a while. Are we the most active general on /vyt/?
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>>205310 wait you were making fun of me
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I will marry my wife
>>205314 /pcg/ has gone through a lot of threads I feel like its more that nobody has to worry about bumping to stay on the catalog which is kind of nice since I've noticed some threads like /acti/ pick up sometimes.
>>205314 it was /lig/ but they seem to have mostly gone back
>>204944 Femanons should keep everything hidden. Hush-hush. Don't mention getting in or any potential doxx details or NDA breaking stuff. However they should post tits. Please.
>>205317 *pat pat*
goodnight everyone, 563395 but Shibi btw <will tomorrow be a good day? 1d20 = 20 >>205425 thank you love you
does Shibi love Harem? 1d20 = 8
>>205302 Yeah it was made by a choc anon
Wonder why my pc doesn't start anymore. There's a pin on the motherboard's cpu socket missing. Fuuuuck. >>205439 Please, not again...
>>205448 This is the only dice roll that matters Harelot.
I require Stronny to lick my asshole and devastate my prostate
Why is Azura still live
I take back everything I said about us being the most active general. We're fucking dead without being forced to bump in euro hours.
>>205710 we've always been slow on weekends though
>>205710 It's the weekend and some of us are still asleep you fuck
>>205763 >>205874 I know, which is why being forced to post something used to make us at least have some kind of conversation. But there's no pressure here.
don't let it get you down, the competition is extreme I will fap and cum in honor of you today
>>205302 Dona's tits are so good.
I had a dream that I posted something here that was filled with typos and got made fun of for it. What a lame fucking dream, why couldn't I have dreamed of Shibi or some shit.
>>205894 i'm gonna put pressure on your prostate
>>206291 I will agree to this only if you're a bunnygirl with fat tits.
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good morning, i love my beautiful wife, please give me a good color. for some reason my instagram reels feed became filled with -Investor- and allekirser porn audio set over marvel rivals gameplay. it was for like an hour. have any other normies experienced this >>205022 i have the divine right to have dubiously consensual sex with this pinpal's throat
>>206401 >lusting after a woman Who are you and what did you do to azuposter?
>>206403 i may be a fag, but my penis is not meant for men alone
>>206401 >my instagram is full of porn set to marvel rivals gameplay are we sure azuposter isnt shibi
>>205435 thank you for blessing the thread, today will be a good day
>>206501 No it won't.
Will today not be a good day? 1d20 = 18
today will be a good day (dc10) 1d20 = 11
>>206507 But 18 is lower than 20 so it's gonna be an okay day.
but will harelots specifically have a good day? 1d20 = 4
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>>206512 WHYYYYY!!!!!!
>>206404 I kinda miss Joker poster...
>>206515 >>52595 I think he's still lurking
>>205022 *onee-chan
>>206401 lol youre poop color
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>>206564 I'M MY WIFE'S SKIN COLOR SHUT UP
Throne update: Immy received 8 surprise gifts: a set ofr 50 Japanese candy & snacks, 2x Dubai Chocolate Kunafa Pistachio, a 151 gram bag of Ghirardelli caramel milk chocolate squares, 20x Kinder Bueno pack, a creamy milk choclate bar, a Himalayan salt toffee chocolate bar, a set of Belgian chocolate & sea salt caramel strawberries Mercy received the Frieren: Beyond Journey's End Part 1 Blu-ray. Azura added a SR3D Binaural Pro XLR crowdfund & a SRD3D mini tripod crowdfund, and received a purple Samsonite hardside luggage, the gold, pink and blue under eye mask, a paper shredder, an air purifier, and two more Mobbunny lewd costumes (Velma bodysuit, pink cowprint sweater PJ).
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I hope someone in Gen 2 is obsessed with War Thunder while also vehemently hating the game!
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>>206591 >no males
>>206850 that a band or something
>>206864 It's a drawing app for the ipad. Immy tried using it in an art stream once and it fucked up and she got set back.
>>206883 bold name for an app
>>206895 I would "Procreate" with Shibi Cottonbum, if you know what I mean.
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scrapping this outfit but i figured id share it before reworking it for something more simple
>>206903 you race mixing over there you little shit
>>206924 Super cute bro, I love the hair bun and the :3 face
>>206941 It's fine, she's essentially white anyway.
>>206953 thanks pink anon nice color
>>206924 an actual lesbearie
>>206512 The universe is hating on you
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good morning, i'm going back to bed
>>206924 cute and hot
thoughts on your oshi and selfcest? (ex. stronny x stronny)
>>207108 Is the clone a futa or normal
Stronny live early
>>207147 up to you, what parameters would make it good for you?
>>207108 hate it when my oshi masturbates, worst thing ever!
>>207153 more like, your oshi x a clone of your oshi (either a perfect clone or it could be an au, like futa or r63 or maybe even an older or younger version of herself)
>>207108 Two Immys fucking each other and then fucking both, my dick would fall off
>>207108 Selfcest is probably one of the hottest fetishes for a woman to have. I am not personally too much into it, but when a woman thinks she is hot enough that she would bang herself is so fucking hot
>>207108 ---yes--- stronny x stronny icey x icey mercy x mercy ---no--- azu x azu shibi x shibi immy x immy no, I cannot explain
>>207164 agreed, ive begun thinking about immy twincest. >>207165 the self confidence is pretty hot. >>207171 interesting, for me i feel like azu x azu and shibi x shibi make a lot of sense. i feel like two azuras would get really goony really fast, and two shibis would be on the same wave length as each other and achieve some impressive sex (interpret as you will)
looks like that feet asmr collab with Kumo might actually be happening, i don't know about you bros but I'm looking forward to it. https://x.com/kumogorogoro/status/1918805622633439362
>>207151 Was just curious of your vision selfcest is hot
>>207205 as a bisexual, i am a big fan of hetero selfcest, so in my case immy x femboy immy. the same hotness of the original character, with the best of both worlds
>>207191 Well, if there's one trans chuuba I don't really mind, it's this one. Don't know how risky it is from a brainworm perspective. Kumo is kinda weird, because she does onahole reviews and is friends with a futa fanatic. Which makes her one of the good ones, imo.
>>207226 well she's collabed with Kumo before and i think the general consensus was that most don't care. If pinpals, the fanbase with some of the worst brainworms i think, dont care then she's pretty good yeah.
I'm so glad Stronny has been consistently getting sleep these days. I was really worried for her for a bit, but seeing her happy like this fills my heart.
Is anyone else anxious for gen 2? Like the boat might be rocked or the new girls will have a Yab? I can’t help but shake this anxiety I mean I trust the girls I just hope my trust isn’t shat on uuuuuuuu I’m nervous and stupid
>>207302 I *really* want to believe Stronny knows how to do her homework
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girls
>>207349 Im so damn cute.
>>207349 They are all so cute! But the bleatet could drain me dry
>>207349 Fempal is so hot
sex with [your oshi]!
>>207349 cute, they should hire you as a concept artist for some outfits
>>207349 just ship this as gen 2 tbh
>>207349 reefling - femling? reeflings feel so gender neutral as a design that they feel like they dont need distinguishing bleater - blíta (sounds cute and girly) Snippet - snippette Pinpal - pingal or big sis snowbearie - lesbearie harelot/harem - alsoworks for both genders, arguably works better for the girl version already >>207422 thats a big compliment, thank you
>>207349 Nice work art anon
female harelot is just evil shibi doing a "how do you do fellow harelots"
>>207477 Thats her anon persona... shes just another harelot
>>207477 Very in character for my wife actually
>>207349 So which one is the biggest slut/whore?
>>207529 in every universe reeflings are canonically the biggest whores
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>>207449 >pingal
>>207449 I prefer when for the most part femmes use the same name anon and femanon is cute but that is a rare exception but for example I would never in a million years call myself anything but a brony
>>207685 Call yourself whatever makes you comfortable, I was just having fun with names for the designs.
>>207288 I do care but I know Immy is an trans ally so I tolerate it
>>207302 I have kind of the opposite hope. This place is shit at taking criticism (probably because the girls come here) but to I kinda feel as though the girls settled after about the 4 month mark. We lost something. I'm hoping the Gen 2 girls will give back some of that energy we had when VAllure first launched. Just my personal thing, no need to hate on it.
>>207553 it's good
>>207708 honestly I was more rude than I should have been I am sorry
>>207752 I didnt take it as rude, im sorry if my reply sounded cold, im just kinda flat most of the time. No worries friend.
God I love the ID’s
I dropped Immy months ago for obvious reasons.
>>207807 such as?
>>207809 Nice thighs...
>>207804 is it because now you can filter all of my posts?
I for one adore my perfect yet scuffed little sister and her goopy pantsu, and I am too sexy to reply to bait
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I want a mummeh plush like this
I prefer occasional threadshitting to the daily circlejerk about how great IDs are and everyone who posts criticism getting filtered
>>207912 You are free to bake in /vt/ again if you really miss it that much.
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>>207822 No you’re a cutie patootie!
I'm too attracted to the femling. It's like a singularity of rapeable.
>>208081 Ask stronny if her femlings are free use
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Good afternoon I love my wife what the fuck happened overnight >>207349 >female snippet is just Mercy (forma de murciélago) Cute Fempal has /ss/ eyes and lesbearie has big "pretend to sleep but use it as a thinly-veiled cover for /ss/" energy
good afternoon everyone >>205447 thank you >>206568 did you just call Azura a shitskined nigger? i cant believe you...
why are we here just to suffer...
should i play morrow wind? 1d20 = 17
>>207302 not really, even if gen 2 is 5/6 bad whores (derogatory) i know our girls will endure and i'll still be here with them
>>208480 i dont really understand what that means, or how that is better
>>208480 cool so I get to self reply twice a day
>>208494 Per-thread IDs are going to change every 12 hours from the time you are first assigned an ID, otherwise it's the same as before.
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>>208480 idgi. New id every 12 hours?
>>208508 but...why?
>>208480 It's a half measure that doesn't even solve the problem. Just nut up and drop them entirely, they're detrimental to the board and half measures will just get the worst of both worlds.
>>208480 >i get a second chance to get red cool i guess
>>208512 Anons in smaller threads were getting self-conscious because they make up a large share of the post in a thread. I felt that way initially but I've stopped minding it as much. Personally I think maybe rotating them every 24 hours would be better but I don't think it matters a whole lot
>>208536 oh i guess that does make sense
>>208494 It means that your ID is going to be changed 12 hours after your initial ID is generated. So, if you post in /vag/ at say, 8am, and then post again at 10:30pm, you'll have 2 different IDs. It gives a bit more anonymity but it makes it much easier for bad actors to keep being shitters via obfuscation. As always, the refuge from the storm always becomes unsafe in time, and you're forced back into the sea. Without IDs the only thing 8 has over 4 is the moderators being a lot better (but that can be changed at a moment's notice). Having 1 ID per-thread worked fine as-is, I don't see why IDs need a change. Generating different IDs for one anon in the same thread just moves one step farther from even utilizing them properly, so why bother? Either keep them as-is and get a few people to be self-conscious or get rid of them and see a bunch more of your users go back to halfchan because IDs are a big thing for a lot of /vyt/ posters (as evidenced by the massive amount of "IDs when? requests from 4ch's /vt/), making the IDs less utility means there's less reason to not be in a bigger pond.
>>208577 honestly i like it here for other reasons 1d20 = 12
Same, I like doing dice rolls. 1d20 = 3
>>208577 I go back and forth on ids on one hand if you have too much identification this just turns into reddit but ooooo I can say nigger but on the other it does help with thread shitters but by now people should really know what’s bait and what’s conversation
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>>208713 >people should really know what's bait and what's conversation 2 things: >you GREATLY overestimate a lot of the regulars /here/ >newfriends (should) be coming in, and some of them are always going to be retarded so they need spoonfed IDs as-is also wholly prevent samefagging, so if we lose them then there's nothing to prevent a schizo samefag from eating our bump limit, even if he's filtered by every real poster. Changing that is step 1 on the slippery slope to no IDs and free reign to samefag take over threads. Yes, I'm taking things to the most extreme logical conclusion, it's the simplest way to get a point across.
I just wanted to make it known that I love Immy Bisou. Thank you for reading.
>>207349 i think Pinpals look the worst but still hot all around. thanks anon >>207809 i need to watch the thigh vod really fucking bad
I like the change because I do not want to become too easily recognizable in a thread especially since they can last so long there is a chance people could samefag 8 hour old comments but that’s would raise some suspicions depending on what was said in response
im too autistic coded to tell genuine discussion, brainworms, and constructive criticism from baiting and shitstirring, so the ids are just another helpful indicator for me.
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>>208480 >get more chances to be purple yay >higher chance for people to interact in bad faith boo
>>208862 hehe, youre still poo colored
my main gripe for IDs as of right now is that most colors pulled are ugly. they should be limited to a nicer pallet.
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>>208924 yeah i dont like being dookie color
>>208924 all that matters is the number right, why not just give users the option to change their color, since ya the shit and vomit colors are way to common
>>208924 skill issue
>>208937 if were going to get choices, id like flags be added. specifically /mlp/ style flags with little pixel arts of girls.
>>208942 >were
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>>208940 blow it out your ass
>>208957 so i get a smimmy for the difference between we're and were?
>>208964 blowing you out my ass. get it. cuz youre poo. and poo comes out my butt.
jail for 1c8b9a
Court-martial and summary execution for 1c8b9a
>>208976 whatd I ever do to you
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>>208976 he's being very bratty today, however i cannot rape because he is a fellow bleater and that would be rude
>>208996 Ive been drinking and I dont like you guys can tell...
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>>209007 ill drink with you bratting heart cheers i'll also touch you if you want
>>208748 Everything you said is true like I said I go back and forth. Another thing I’m worried about that isn’t ID related is us staying /here/ making the thread slowly die off. As nice as it is /here/ I have a feeling a majority of people will return to 4ch
>>209020 glenlivet 12, cheers >spoiler pass, find a pinpal
>>208981 It wasnt to me. You are discriminating against our poor azu poster here for the color of his ID which he was BORN with.
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>>209026 That was a big part of my initial concern, being in a walled garden on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere means very few ships come to us, metaphorically speaking, and therefore we get less (or no) new blood, meaning we're going to burn out in time. A few of the other threads /here/ are currently multi-site drifting in some form or another (usually a threadshitter making a thread on /vt/ to try to control the narrative for newfriends and a few good-faith posters from /here/ going there to try and reassert control from the shitters), so I fear we're going to be somewhere similar sooner than later.
>>209059 The biggest problem is honestly the name. The public at large associate '8chan' with pedophiles and nazis, to the point to where during the exodus several posters in various sites said things to the extent of "8chan? you mean 8kun?" because they didn't even know there was a second 8chan. This site is completely unrelated to the first 8chan, but... the association is still there.
>>209042 you gotta admit, its a funny color
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>>209079 it is funny, but i think having people be designated with such beautiful colors as poop brown, babyshit green, and vomit olive really make me regret posting, especially when i got a nice green while i was phoneposting
>>209087 you could add some custom CSS to remove colors I guess
>>209020 <Im very vulnerable right now uwu hopefully someone doesn’t take advantage of me uwu 🥺
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hey, you're a femanon, not a pinpal! i'll still touch you inappropriately
>>208823 Why did my color and id change for a singular post?
me news: the fancy artichokes i ordered online to plant rotted in the box... looks like i'm going artichokeless and hungry this summer
>>209179 <i can choke you baby
>>209179 we'll remember you and the Artichoke Famine
>>209106 Femanons can be pinpals can't they?
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>>209188 sorry but i'm too autistic to know what the implications of the pink text is, are you trying to fight me?
>>209228 im trying to fuck you
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>>209228 >>209241 >fight you? no, i wanna fuck you.
>>209228 Your pink ID makes you the most fuckable feminine anon this 12 hr period
Since no one is live right now Ferumi is going to do ASMR in 15 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktrDHGQ2Nb4
>>209292 she has very cute giggles
>>209422 Yeah her whispered voice and giggles are really cute
>>209292 is Miwa the only VAllure friend that doesnt have an annoying voice
>>209643 well that's just like your opinion man
>>209643 One time Immy had Lividy on her stream and I thought Lividy had a cute voice
>>209739 only reason her voice is cute is because that bitch is trying to copy Immy
>>209725 you're goddamned right it is! >>209739 if only they had sex...
>>209739 THE Livideez? Co-host of the Immy Bisou Patreon Show?
>>209739 >>209769 What a whore
>Reddit IDs >Rotating IDs >No IDs I don't care about what it ends up being, I just can't fucking stand hitting this fucking screen every 2 hours.
>>209739 >Lividy on stream with immy at the same time Proof? I thought they were the same person...
this one got a chuckle out of me
>>209817 Shibi's looking a little white...
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>>209817 i see a vaguely azura shaped woman and my cock twitches. i have been groomed.
>>209803 have you tried accepting the terms?
>>209803 Apparently it's required by their host that they have a disclaimer that can't be skipped. They had trouble finding another host so they're kinda stuck with it
>>209817 god i love black women
>>209811 meds now
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brainworms im actually very happy azura is taking a break, i feel like i was placing a lot of my emotional health and wellbeing on her, which i now know has caused her insomnia and a negative mental state. i didnt send many negative maros (maybe 2 or 3 max) but i still feel responsible. distance makes the heart grow fonder. i love you azura.
>>209803 Do you have something set up that is purging cookies? I can't say I've seen that since the first day of the exodus, but I don't have anything purging cookies on this browser.
>>209899 Im glad youre aware and hopefully working on that brother, ganbare
>>209899 look within and find your inner anima there you will find your answers young bleater
>>209803 I have not seen that screen in ages man.
Emails have been sent out. 2 streamers I know talked about it, one showed it. Email basically thanking them for applying and them not being able to provide feedback.
>>209908 this, prob something cookie related i had to tone down my firefox config to use this set too
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>>209831 Silence >>209908 Just an adblocker.
>>210071 Damn, that's actually fast. Seems like they've got their 5. Now we wait. I'm honestly excited, I think we're in for a good time. Stronny knows how to pick them -- I have faith.
>>210071 can confirm, it's joever :)
if none of the /vag/inas get in i will anti
>>210105 sorry man...i dont know how to motivate someone
>>210126 If they got in, they wouldn't be a /vag/ina any more.
>>210071 Yesh this is true I’ve been too sad to talk about it though I’m in denial I’m going to become to perfect whore for Gen 3 though so keep an eye out next year
>>210105 >>210155 Aww sorry friends, but you can hang out with us and quietly support the girls here though. And you've still got a chance in gen 3
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>>210071 Send out the spylings! We need to start tracking 2view graduations and hiatuses NOW.
🚬 man
>>210181 I love all the girls and will love all the new girls I will get my chance to groom you all in the next round of auditions
>>210105 Don't let it discourage you, there's always next time.
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>>210155 meet me at offkai and ill touch you inappropriately
rip femanons, better luck next time
>>210155 >to perfect
>>210347 Im gonna go drown in a river
>>210357 of cum?
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>>210346 Femanon is cute too. I wish and hope for all of us to make it one day.
Thank you so much for your interest in joining VAllure and for your patience throughout this process. After careful review, we’re sorry to share that we won’t be moving forward with your application at this time. We know the wait for a reply was a bit longer than expected, and we really appreciate your understanding. Please know this decision is not a reflection of your talent or potential as a creator and we hope that this does not slow you down on your content creation journey! We’re truly grateful you took the time to apply, and we encourage you to keep an eye out for future opportunities with VAllure. We also want to mention that, due to such a high volume of applications, we are unable to provide individual feedback or specific reasons for our decision regarding the outcome of your application. Thank you for your understanding. Thanks again for being part of this round of auditions and for your interest in us! - The VAllure Team
>>210378 why are you drinking other mens ink out of Stronny's ink box
>>210346 my wife... i never got to meet her...
I thought denial emails would take longer to send out, like after they picked their five? Does this confirm they already picked their 5 girls? This could just be them sending this to the girls that didn't make it to the first interview?
>>210441 that box doesnt say its Stronny's ink, it just has a sticker that says "Mummeh" implying the Ink box is her's and not the Ink inside the box.
>>210346 Bros this wife experience is too real... having to deal with the fact my future daughters just got aborted...
Can I watch VAllure if I'm not horny? I like Mercy's design.
>>210477 It's okay anon, we're not aborted, just delayed! We'll meet again someday :)
>>210461 If mummeh owned the box it would be called Mummeh's ink anon.
>>210481 You watch any of the girls, one stream one time, and it'll be over for you. Vallure will own you.
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>>210481 Yes! Especially if you like Mercy's design, she's the least horny on main.
>>210458 That is a possibility since Stronny said she absolutely had to go without any stalling today. That might've meant her interviews were happening right after stream.
>>210481 I honestly don't even fap to the girls, audio porn just isn't really my thing. Just to visual myself. But I still love all the girls nonetheless and watch them all.
>>210511 do you have a water bottle? does it say "anon", or "Anon's"
>>210585 They probably just got through or are going through the first interviews then. I wonder how big the first batch is and when the second one will be.
>>210481 Yeah I see no reason not to unless all the horniness bothers you.
>>210618 No. But if I did have one I would write "Anon's"
you know the punishment for smimmying incorrectly is death right?
>>210703 if i fill a jar with my cum and put a sticker with "Mummeh" on it, is it Stronny's cum or cum for Stronny?
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>>210783 I think that just makes you stupid anon. I mean why would you even cum in a jar in the first place, why not just cum in Stronny.
>>210905 so i can shrink her and put her in the jar? also i do like her enough to want to have sex with her
>>210071 Could be nothing. But if she applied they’d be missing out she seems sweet
>>210939 i honestly doubt it, milky is big enough that she falls into the "what can vallure do for you" category
I wonder how many men applied, considering how many times it had to be asked if they'd be welcomed
>>210948 That’s the initial feeling I had too
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>>210939 That would be a huge missed opportunity. Huge in more ways then one.
>>210968 How many males applied? 1d100 = 82
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if Metals doesnt have tanlines, i anti.
jarvis, bring up every emo tweet in the vtweeter sphere posted today.
>>210982 But anon, shes going to be naturally tan
>>210984 I was lurking for any tweets that had vallure in it and found one girl who had been rejected, poor girl. Nothing else though.
>>210939 I don't know. The male collab where she got motorboated is a pretty big redflag.
>>210979 Dios mio!
>>210989 if Shibi can fluctuate between white and brown then she can have tanlines, so if Shibi can then Metals can too.
I considered giving PinGal vitiligo to make her more like a calico cat. >>211010 Fair enough. Whatever her skin looks like, I can't wait to draw her.
>>211005 Didn’t know about that I used to watch her a long time ago when she started doing lewd audios
>>211082 She actually stopped doing ASMR and lewd audios awhile ago. Which really sucked because they were pretty good.
atleast one (1) of the big breasted models to need to be white, im sick of this dei bullshit and need a giant nordic valkyrie to breastfeed me. will also take a German girl
>>211111 we'll remember you and the Big White Tit Famine
Gen 2 all choc pls
gen 2 stinky femcel who has never touched a man pls
>>211082 yeah, she somehow didn't think her extremely gfe audience would have a problem with that and had a mini meltdown and went on an apology tour to win them back.
I wish for more big brown tits, please mummeh.
>>211132 Women…
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>>211145 i second this bold notion, preferably with an oral fixation
>>211149 That’s just Shibi no?
we need more muppet girls in gen 1 if you ask me
>>211174 Toma for gen 2!
>>211213 2/2 of Shibi's black friends have had monkey models. not sure what that means but i always think of it wheneber Mari or Toma get brought up
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>>211172 yeah, but since azura is my kamioshi and shibi is my second favorite in vallure, i want more.
>>211213 sexo monke, i hope they finish their pokemon smash or pass series and play more games together
>>211145 If I were not rejected………..
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>>211111 >valkyrie >will also accept a German girl Best I can do is Russian (descendant of Rurik, a Viking) who speaks German.
>>211247 MY BROTHER THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT
>>211321 yeah but she has a Russian accent right?
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>>211313 I may need to anti mummeh...
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>>211335 Reps.
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>>211364 i mean i told you i've never heard her
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>>211386 You can literally go listen to her voice from any time over the past 8 years or so, right now, without spending money to see what she sounds like instead of ask for a description. Go do that. I'm not spoonfeeding you anymore.
>>211403 i wasnt asking to be spoonfed...and i wont go do that because it would ruin the surprise during her debut
goodnight y'all
>>211364 What does reps mean
>>211425 how many times you can benchpress
>>211422 goodnight anon
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>>211430 What does it mean in the context given
Who else is ready to hop to a new oshi when gen 2 debuts? I'm hoping to find someone good.
we have a neanderthal in the thread. we have a cum dweller in the chat. let me get rid of this cum dweller.
UNO!!!!
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>>211453 "Do your research on the topic via examining prior information that is publically available but not blatantly obvious because we nominally have a rule to not discuss certain topics." How new are you? "Do your reps" was a chuuba meme before Coco graduated.
>>211453 I will define it for you because I am curious if other anons will correct me on my understanding. Reps is short for repetitions, and so it means "go back and rewatch vods" however I see it used a little more like "go back and educate yourself" because reps can be about general knowledge on a subject, not just watching vods. Its like "do your research, you should know this (if youre really a fan)"
>>211453 that anon wants to know how fit that other anon is!
>>211488 I never spent much time in vt (vyt) until recently, but I’ve dropped in randomly over the past handful of years I am not privy to the culture here if that’s what you mean thank you for the explanation >>211510 Thank you
don't gatekeep the gaslighting girlboss
>>211609 >fly away peep this remix and tell me what you think https://youtu.be/nnc_czUMOK4
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>>211624 FYI get rid of everything from the "?si" onwards. It's a Google telemetry tracker, to see who clicks on it and then use that to build AdSense profile data around. If anyone clicks on your link your two accounts are now connected and Google knows that both of you interacted in some way via the sharing of the link. The link works fine without the tracking data on it, that's why everyone else's links don't have it attached to them. >>211629 It's alright, a bit too "soft" for my tastes (if that makes sense) and a bit too textbook "western-style electronic music" but no complaints. I sincerely hope you aren't shilling your own music on 8chan dot moe, anon
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>>211674 if i was dazegxd i would genuinely not be here, hes coming to my town and made some of the OST pieces to one of my favorite racing games https://youtu.be/eZXKCiUMRlc understandable opinion
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>>211629 >>211674 i highly doubt it's his own music, i recognize this album art the artist has another song i quite like, "emotion engine" from the night runners game
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>>211609 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVw2BRvG7_w hey is that the same language that cuffs speaks?
help I came all over my keyboard and now my keys are stuck together ы ы ы ы
>>211755 have you tried turning it on and off again
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I hate to say it, but I'm about to filter bratposter... And on that bombshell, it's time to end Goodnight, everybody >>211706 >>211710 I figured it wasn't but the prompt of "peep this and tell me what you think" feels invested in it in an "ownership" way, at least to me.
>>211770 goodnight anon if im being annoying you can just tell me
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>>211770 sorry, i may be white, but my mannerisms are very black sometimes. yes, filter bratposter so i am the only one with a claim to his butthole...
>>211782 >i may be white, but my mannerisms are very black you are what you eat
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>>211790 african american pussy! very true!
Please no hard feelings femanon. Good luck next year, and stay determined! I believe they will allocate at least one, maybe even multiple of gen 3 slots to someone who's applied every time. It seems like the kind of saviourfag thing they'd do, and everyone loves Nenechi after all. >>210155 Especially you. I believe I recognize your posts from before the gen 1 auditions. Hang in there.
mfw whenever one of my post gets filtered
>>211914 this posts smells of corpo managerial speak...
vallure management has gotten too big if they're able to psyop this thread 24/7
>>211914 I love you Shibi t. Rejected Femanon
>>212077 Now that would be just ridiculous
>>208162 >female snippet is just Mercy (forma de murciélago) >forma de murciélago I should ask... what does this mean? I based the outfit loosely off her outfit from the lore video. I see that murcielago is an Italian sports car, its also translated to "bat". Thank you for your compliments.
fai le tue ripetizioni
>>212294 i bet he just wanted to sound fancy
according to my data we have hit 250000 /vag/ posts fairly recently
Immy and her 100% off coupon.
>>212346 atleast 7% of that is me btw
>>212355 thats a very cute and deadly immy
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magic dice, do i go get more alcohol or do i finish what i have (dc10) 1d20 = 17
how many anons have filtered me (they hate me) 1d51 = 50
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>>212491 i havent filtered you faggot
>>212502 it says 50, not 51. retard.
>>212507 yeah cuz im the one who didnt filter you. watch your tone or i will.
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>>212511 you love me too much to ever filter or curse or hate me
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>>212522 idk... you havent sucked my penis recently...
>>212540 sorry im not gay like you
I have a feeling that 50 is about to go to 51
>>212589 50 what
>>212540 Who are you talking to?
>>212655 retard-kun, i...
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about to watch and touch myself to the Mercy thigh slap vod and i noticed she has 3 hands in the thumbnail
iwasjusjokinguuuuuuuuu
Should I have another beer? 1d20 = 9
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>>212715 theres only one beer left AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
roll to stop anons from drinking for the rest of the night also kouhai lets me cum on her thighs 1d20 = 18
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ez
roll for anons to continue drinking (dc10) 1d20 = 13
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>>212725 address the 3 hands anon. admit that your wife is a disgusting alien FREAK from outerspace, here to kidnap you and shove things up your ass for her own enjoyment
>>212749 if you took your brain medicine you would recognize that one of the hands is in fact my own
>>212756 you mean to tell me she only pains the nails on one hand but not the other? and that you skin, arm, and hand all match her's perfectly?
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>>212763 >pains
>>212800 sorry her thighs are on my mind
>>212355 Always good work brother. Very cute >>211770 Goodnight, mercy dreams
am i misremembering or did Immy clap with her titties at some point on stream? i remember her mentioning that Shibi did it in their discord but she (Immy) couldnt do it.
>>212871 I seem to recall her doing that somewhat recently. Forget which stream though.
>>212871 I remember something like this happening too so I don't think you're misremembering. Or I could be mixing up the time she made her ass clap by physically doing it herself
>>212922 >spoiler wait when the fuck did that happen
>>212924 It's in the meme review stream
>>212937 i'll make sure to watch it at some point thanks Brother
>>210979 >>210939 Post the Joel clip.
>>212871 That happened. It was after one of the girl's group collabs.
>>212962 i feel like it was the nov 1st script stream or the supermarket sim stream but i'll have to check it later
>>212974 It is the script writing stream
>>212986 im not a schizo btw
>>212974 Its the pico park collab before stronny's donathon. Shibi starts clapping her boobs at 1:31:10
>>213021 i was looking for Immy doing it but i will also take Shibi big fat jugs too
>>203711 <Previous Thread> https://archive.ph/nsNOt I went ahead and archived the whole chain. >Now tell me when the new gen debuts, or else<
>>213050 She doesn't post it. The only reason we know she did it is because Icey and shibi post about it.
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hear o gods my desperate plea to see my love beside me sunk below the milky sea her anchor weighs upon me fasten her tether unto me that she may rise to sail free dont look back close enough that light we can see my doubt betrays the better of me a glance to the stern is all it would be the anguished mama shall haunt me ever on
>>212491 Christ, bro. What did you do?
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>>213126 my best!
>>213132 You're certainly the best at being hated. Good job!
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>>213132 oi like you (i do) i wanna be yo friend go shoppin in a benz
>>213079 >teaching the girls and Immy wdsmbt?
magic dice i have betrayed you these four lokos are moving differently
>>213062 They debut July 1st.
>>213135 uuuuuu you hate me! >>213136 drink some water right fucking now, you're acting weird. >>213139 why did you stop reading at that....?
>>213157 i will never stop acting weird.monkey
i dont even know how to respond to being called monkey. goodnight everyone i love you even if you HATE me remember to get up, stretch, eat, and drink some water! <will tomorrow be a good day? 1d20 = 16
>>213157 I didn't stop reading. She just phrased it in confusing manner. One interpretation, without the comma before "and", can be that "the girls" and "Immy" are 2 separate groups that both are able to clap their boobs now. Not enough to warrant a smug post, but still enough for me to write a dumb post pointing it out
>>213191 Goodnight, sleep well brother
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>>213191 everyone is a monkey to me. you are all apes. i am frieza. today will be a good day (dc10) 1d20 = 12
>>213191 goodnight anon
>>213222 Are you baiting racist comments? Because I am very close to biting
>>213226 im not a racist and im not baiting people. monkey is a term for someone more retarded than me.
Good morning /vag/, I hope you have a good day today.
>>213383 You too brother
>>213383 I slept 2 hours.
>>213504 That's not sleep, that's a power nap kek
good morning >>213583
Good morning brothers
>>213630 Good morning
>>213630 mornin'
please disregard my words last night
It's Monday now. I wonder if they've already done the interviews or if they'll do them this week.
>>213993 my guess is that there's at least a couple of interviews being done today
>>213813 I thought you were better than someone who would drink four loko
Can you imagine Stronny in a OL outfit and glasses, interviewing you on how much of a whore(affectionate) you are
>>214221 Stronny's casting couch where she invites girls in and then has them masturbate in front of her.
>>214293 this NEEDS to be an audio
>>214293 I loved the story where she talked about the gen1 applicant who did her audition video with a webcam on in her underwear. That cracked me up. Stronny was not impressed or interested.
>>214383 Stronny is one side fun and games and the other all professional and # addict. She does have the excuse of funding a company.
>>214403 truly dedicated to the craft
>>214293 Dude this sounds like the perfect patreon or Twitter audio to introduce the gen 2 girls to the audience. I need a Reefling to pitch this idea to Stronny asap!
>>214483 Welcome to Vallure! As your first task masturbate to the thought of your new boss watching you.
>>214483 I don't think she'd want that kind of attention. Especially given the legal situation in Australia -- she really needs to avoid any sort of implication that she's 'pimping' out her employees. The audios are fine because it's legally considered voice acting, but anything that crosses over into actual sex work needs to be 100% the idea of the talent posting it.
>>214507 It's just a patreon audio though? Its rp, nobody's gonna actually think its real.
>>214507 my dick is once again deprived because normalfags can't distinguish between reality and fiction
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Good afternoon I love my wife Azuposter, stop drinking four loko, it's horrible for you. >>211776 >spoiler If I do that you'll take it as playing into the bit and double down, that's how the entire gimmick works. >>212294 >>212325 No, I didn't "want to sound fancy." It means "bat," as in the animal. The snippet design is heavily based on the quintessential Western "imp" imagery, which is itself heavily derived from bats, hence the word for a bat, because an imp is effectively an anthropomorphic bat that serves the Devil.
>>214552 i'm only earnest in about 3% of the posts i make and that was not one of them
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idk why i did this...
That was not necessary
seems like icey is having a menhera
good afternoon everyone >>214552 >If I do that you'll take it as playing into the bit and double down only if you make it sound like you're not being serious, otherwise i take things at face value
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>>214745 In terms of a comedy double act, the straight man (me in this case) very often has trouble interrupting the act because his foil, the funny man, thinks it's part of the bit and doubles down. In scripted material it happens, in improv it's a given to happen at least once, in general communication even moreso. I'm not convinced with your past record.
>>213155 Thanks. Will the models be shows before then?
>>214795 >I'm not convinced with your past record. give me a couple examples, my memory is dogshit
>>214563 >slowly rubbing my cock against my little sisters butt, and she helps make it look less suspicious
>>214608 holy fuck based
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>>214821 Any example I give is going to be garbled in my own memory because it's been a while and my memory of conversations I've had over the past year isn't perfect. However, archives exist if you really want to dig. The whole "brat" act already does it because part of the gimmick of that is going beyond just "being the funny man" into "intentionally annoying the straight man" for another rise. Knowing its limit is difficult, as it varies on a personal basis; my limit is rather short.
>>214608 Kinda cute and hot
>>214843 fair enough. >spoiler i'll keep that in mind
>>214608 I remember shibi talking about (maybe it was even in one of her spaces) that she wants to tie up a fem harelot and let he be used by everyone
>stronny is late and there's still no reservation up Must be busy with interviews... She was posting on twitter earlier today.
>>214895 Shibi if you see this 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
>>214895 pretty sure it was one of the earlier spaces, she was reading out maros during it.
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will kouhai stream today? 1d20 = 11
>>214984 adds up to 20 alright
why are our whores so good yes, i just ejaculated
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>>214895 interesting
>>215118 Damn, quick work. Very hot anon.
>>215118 yummy shibpubes
>>214608 now do it with reeflings
>>215203 I would but I don't have the reefling image with it's tentacles out.
>>215137 for a second I thought you were replying to >>215046 and it was kinda funny
>>215118 Excellent work. But why didn't you post the full version on Xitter?
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>>215251 its just a sketch, im hoping to finish it up nicer. twitter gets a teaser, building hype brings in more followers. /vag/ bros get get the insider peek.
>>215265 How would you feel if someone told you that you inspired them to draw?
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>>215277 id be very happy! i think that would be a wonderful thing and id hope to see some of their work.
>>215289 this is a cropped image of Immy nubbing the pee out of a penis
>>214796 They might have a video up talking about when they'll debut like how they did for gen 1.
>>214796 Based out the outlines, what do you all hope each one will be, what games they will play, and how they act? I'm wanting the maid to be another domme with a sexo voice
I want to download Lego Star Wars but my internet is being mean to me uuuuuuuu
its monday why die
>>215611 We were all applicants. It's just you and the people who post funny faces now.
if you want a funny face maybe you should look in a mirror
daaaamn!
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>>215626 Done, now what?
damn he absolutely roasted that guy
Unrelated but I kinda want Streiss' plushie but with the tariffs it's probably gonna be expensive. The design sketch is really cute though
>>215289 Well, you did. It isn't great, but for not drawing for 4 years, I am not unhappy with it You kinda inspired me to draw Immy in the most whorish clothes possible
>>215707 >ass you can see from the front
>>215645 i actually made that post for myself, this thread is now my personal to-do list get eggs and milk have sex with shibi bury that body out back
>>215802 body first please, its starting to smell
Fake Reeflings...
>>215812 you sure that aint the reeflings?
>>215802 Why not get milk from Shibi while you have sex with her? Wouldn't her breast milk be better?
>>215842 you might be right. why do they always smell like that
>>215875 shibi has rejected all offers to date for off the shelf lactation aids/supplements on her throne so we had to retire her from her human cow responsibilities for the time being
>>215707 >it isnt great Those legs are amazing, your grasp on body anatomy is really good. >inspired me to draw immy in the most whorish clothes possible For once I feel like ive be able to make a positive impact... ganbatte! Thank you so much for showing me. She is so cute here.
I have immy sloppa you guys want that or no?
>>215962 post it
>>215906 I hope you guys can get a taste of her milk some day.
>>215962 dont foeget you can post porn now
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>>215889 Allow me to interject! The smell of the sea is derived from a combination of dimethyl sulphide released by bacteria that consume dead phytoplankton and dictyopterenes produced by seaweed eggs to attract seaweed sperm, as well as a hint of "rot" produced by things dying in the sea and the subsequent bacterial release being contained in the water. That's why the sea smells that way, and why things from it (Reeflings) smell so bad.
I have two other but it’s with a guy so idk if you’d like that https://litter.catbox.moe/qdlial.jpeg
>>215971 Oh I forgot woops
>>215989 im going to touch you
Sometimes I want to redraw the sloppa
>>215983 She'll be my personal sex toy for the next 24 hours.
>>215911 I passed anatomy in med school by autistically drawing every single part of the human body. That is why anatomy is good, but eyes, hair and clothes, not so much
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good afternoon, please forget about that >>214125 its a guilty pleasure. i genuinely think 2 of the flavors taste alright
>>216024 You can get better at your weak points, treat it with the same autism maybe
>>216054 this monkey never forgets!
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>>216090 AIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>216084 I will, finally have some drive to actually get back into it. Thanks both for the compliments and the encouragement!
>>216365 if she isnt licking the mic, calling me a zako, or doing a countdown i do not care
>>216365 This is /vag/, not /tingles/.
>>216382 fair enough
>>216393 Pretty sure most anons are ok with posting friends when nobody is live. Stronny is, so not the time. I know Acti was posted quite often in the quiet hours
>>215973 It’s actually because of stronny’s piss it is that strong of a smell and we love it
>>216365 idk why you got such nasty responses. I'm fine with Miwa getting posted, though mummeh is still live.
>>216499 i feel like my response wasnt that nasty anyway i need to go jerkoff to Stronny burping now
i for one think miwa is cute
I wonder if bow wannabe femanon, onion femanon and plushie femanon is in….
>>216684 i hope that one that was brown and posted her tits got at least an interview
>>216872 HARELOT YOUR SPOILER
>>216872 nice but spoiler anon, the theoretical advertisers
>>216872 i miss her freckles, how could management steal away her freckles?
I miss slamming my cock between my wife's fat chocolate tits >>216883 >>216882 o7
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>>216955 thank you, i will pleasure myself to this image briefly (probably not to completion)
>>216684 Bow wannabe here!! I did not get in unfortunately :’) BUT! I gave myself a day to grieve and have been spending today really planning the next year out for myself!! I’m going to work extra hard this next year and make sure I’m the perfect whore for mummeh and all my senpais for gen 3! I learned a lot from auditions this year and have been proud of my growth, and cant wait to show how much I can grow with another year to prepare! Thank you for remembering us <3
>>216955 who's the artist? the artstyle seems familar
>>216886 We need to steal them back
Here’s some Azura even though the skin is a bit fucked up btw I’m using litter because I feel sketch just straight up posting cunny https://litter.catbox.moe/t2ta2s.jpeg
>>217213 Loli Azura surprisingly works very well.
>>217018 Mari now Mesu
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>>217213 why is she white.
>>217259 Was filled with too much white cum.
>>217272 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck..........
>>216365 Miwa is still live btw. Since mummeh is offline.
>>217004 Good luck in the future femanon
>>217291 She looks so cute with the puppy ears. I liked this smug look she had
>>217255 Thanks Mari (Mesu)!
>>217094 im putting together a team
>>217272 These are old I have more like this for the other girls too just let me know if anyone wants them
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lines done
>>217004 Good Girl. Wish you the best. Feel free to come and post tits any time!
>>217500 Cute bun/s. Should be pegged.
>>217500 Damn Sharelot is hot as fuck
>>217731 >Immy lazy >Im lazy we are
>>217004 Sorry to here that femanon. We hope you stay and I hope you make it in next time. >>216684 The other two haven't said anything. I feel like one of them probably got in.
>>217796 >here
>>217803 I'm so used to typing /here/
Immy and Stronny posted their schedules. Azura and Mercy haven't posted theirs yet. Icey took the week off except for the relay on Saturday I think. Shibi still on hiatus.
>>217803 I'm retarded, I'm sorry anon
>>217842 >>217849 which one am i supposed to believe
>>217849 we are all retarded hear don't worry about it
>>217878 sorry, what was that?
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>>217272 much better >>217500 dubiously consensual sex with femharelot
>>217844 Actually maybe I'm dumb I can't remember if Icey cancelled this week or last week. Anyway Immy repost
>>217976 the glasses remind me of WImmy and that reminds me of her Wiz101 stream after cumming which makes me horny.
>>218030 Wizard Immy is really cute and sexy
>>217878 You're not wrong
>>217877 Both. I'm retarded for not paying attention.
>>218092 paying wizard immy for a potion that briefly gives me hyperspermia
>>218092 I want her to enchant my penis with her magical hole.
>>218396 need a cyclops girl for gen 2
>>218404 The Greek kind or the "so I can fuck the empty eyesocket" kind?
magnus the red for gen 2
i think i need to go on a short masturbation strike for the sake of my body >>218447 if Immy is the Immpress who are the other girls?
>>218539 Polyphemusbros...
>>218543 >lion el stronson >vulkazura >roboute shibiman >ferrus modiste >leman snowpaws traitors: >azurabo >stronrad curze >modistion >fulgricey >lorgar cottonbum
>>203711 https://files.catbox.moe/wxb5az.jpg Schedules were posted on the discord. Immy's schedule changed, I assume the discord one is more recent so I went with that one.
>>218843 Immy posted her schedule on Twitter yesterday and the one on Discord was posted there a little over 10 minutes ago, so that's probably the one she's rocking this week. Looks like she dropped the easy bake oven stream in favor of the plankton presentation and a chatting stream on Thursday.
>>218843 i completely forgot what day of the week it was... all the days are blending together now... i can't remember her smell anymore
>>218956 smells like doordash and sugar
>>218971 What does doordash smell like?
>>218987 ask Shibi
>>219009 the rare mercy puzzle stream but it's also game of the decade
>>219009 Kouhai on the telly
>>218843 >>218897 I don't think that's the right Immy schedule. Mane-san or whoever usually makes them for her and then she changes them last second, so the old one got uploaded to Discord. The Twitter one is accurate (and her frames match the Twitter schedule too)
>>219471 She very well could have changed her mind yesterday and forgot to change the frames to reflect the new schedule. I'll send her a maro about it and hopefully she can clear it up on Twitter.
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you find mummeh loli-fied, what will you do?
>>219556 you could take over the world with this kind of cuteness
>>219556 I would trust this child with my life she is so cute
>>203711 >>219471 >>219524 https://files.catbox.moe/eatmwe.jpg Here's the schedule with Immy's schedule from twitter. Whichever one she says is correct use that one.
goodnight Immy I love you goodnight /vag/ love y'all
>>219647 Goodnight.
>>219647 Goodnight brother, love you too. Immy dreams
>>219647 goodnight anon
GODDAMN STRONNY she has perfect tits does she have puffy nips? I’d give anything to see them fuuuuuuuck
reeflings. check twitter. trust me.
>>219556 Let her rape me. >>219850 Tis was very good.
imagine Immy squatting over you while you sleep and squirting on your boxers all over your crotch then making fun of you for pissing yourself when you wake up
>>219850 This place is dead as fuck damn
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>>220083 the walled garden is small, but it is peaceful
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>>220083 I've been staring at her photos
>>220080 My body would instinctively wake up from the smell of her piss and slam her down on my cock while she continues to pee
>>220083 i only have eyes for shibi
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reeflings have died from cumming... we will remember you...
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goodnight /vag/, i will not have a good day tomorrow until mama starts her stream
>>220083 Spent some time looking at Twitter and other forms to see who failed and see if anyone was stupid enough to say if they're in.
>>220320 I have died and come back as a chair.
>>220336 Find anyone?
>>220333 Goodnight bleater, azura dreams
>>220333 goodnight anon <will (you) have a good day specifically /roll{1d20!}
>>220375 welp the verdict is out
>>220354 Nta. But when I was out searching today, I found this chuuba who is lewd, does asmr, and is now on hiatus. https://x.com/Zelvussy/status/1919570965195063484 https://x.com/Zelvamist/status/1919571072564805878
>>220400 >Parent IRL MILF for Gen 2?
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>>220400 It seems like it is a transition to a full hiatus instead of random streaming to focus on upload content the timing is suspicious but I do not think that she is gen 2 https://x.com/Zelvussy/status/1911319074501538116
>>220421 on the other hand the "You would follow me no matter where I go, right?" tweet makes this a solid suspicion
>>220429 could be a reference to the hiatus though checking on her analytics for twitch she was doing fairly well when she only did asmr then she had a bit of a break returned to variety and had a large loss in viewership which is typical she has one asmr rp on her main youtube and one rp on her asmr youtube that is way too loud she is also only lewdish per her self id no real evidence of full on lewd I think she is a little too green in certain areas but let me do some more digging
Is this vaguepost a /vag/uepost? Find out next time!
>>220400 >>220451 ..........I think she is /here/ but it has been cleared up even if not that lurking is suspicious though hello fellow femanon and based vallure enjoyer if you are /here/
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>>220485 Suspicious... but if she's going to return to streaming then I guess she can't be joining. Unless she's lying!
>>220485 No IRL MILF for Gen 2?
>>220485 Is there anyone that doesn't lurk in /vag/?
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>>220510 I am not clicking on this dolphin porn
>>220510 lol that scared me
>>220510 Very bad. Not good.
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tried to do something nice but the stupid thing won't do as I say
>>220500 does not seem like it might have to anti mummeh if she auditioned and did not get in brown milf would make me feral
>>220510 At least wait till it gens an actual dick vs that.
>>220510 I think this is my cue to go to bed what the..........
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Goodnight everyone
>>220562 gn anon!
>>220562 goodnight
>>220485 I wouldn't cross her off the list just yet.
>>220510 You had an opportunity to show us mommehs tits. I hate (You)
>>220485 Brown…. Keep an eye on this one…
I died from cumming.
>>220588 >>220615 she is trying really hard to throw us off her track not sure if she is trying too hard and is suspicious or if she is genuinely letting us know she is not the right girl without being too obvious also I lied I do not know what sleep is
goodnight everyone <will we have a good day tomorrow <will i stick with no masturbation for a couple days 1d20 = 7 1d20 = 5
>>220682 Only shibi and immy follow her but it’s probably not her tbh. When does gen 2 debut?
>>220687 sometime in july as far as I know
Will mommeh show her glorious pink nips one day 1d20 = 4
>>220695 Fuck this stupid gay earth
rerolling for the reefling 1d20 = 4
>>220692 >Says she’ll be back to streaming in a couple months HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Sorry reeflng, the dice have spoken
>>220695 >>220701 rerolling the reroll for the reefling 1d20 = 4
>>220711 what the actual fuck I am so sorry reefling the dice are extremely certain of their prediction
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kouhai gone but she is still cute also for >>220695 >>220701 >>220711
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>>220682 If it turns out you WERE here and trying to throw us off. I will suck your brown toes aggressively.
What about a rape for that Reefling 1d20 = 3
>>220702 sounds like she does not have enough time for vallure to me if she has a hard time balancing her commitments in life to the point she needs a streaming hiatus to record more audios and videos we also might be stressing her out a little bit if she is /here/ when hiatuses are supposed to be relaxing stay strong fellow femanon apply next year and show us your milf nips if you get in
>>220695 they fell down the shower drain idk what you're expecting
>>220737 I get what you’re saying but we are in a tiny tiny corner of the internet if she is /here/ and is stressed about us talking about her on topic that’s her problem
>>220711 What is the statistical chance of that what the fuck
>>220729 oh wow even shibi seems to like her feet to the point she made a spelling mistake our speed wolf rp madam was distracted by toes even if she is not in she at least has the foot seal of approval from one of our girls https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1916149252452987318 >>220746 you make a very solid point >>220748 I am honestly still thinking about this more than anything else
>>220748 0.0125%
>>220737 True, we should let her relax. Stronny is probably still conducting interviews so we can't say for sure.
>>220772 >>220757 last profile stalking I think I will do to give her space but she does seem to be mixed but very american culturally and unfortunately only speaks english a shame
>>220758 Surely if someone else rolled in the name of mommeh nips it wouldn’t be another 4 right?
<Stronmy nips? 1d20 = 7
Some schizo predictions for Gen 2: >https://x.com/PubbyChuu - Loli, DDLG/siscon content, Spanish-speaking latina, does lewd ASMR on Patreon. >https://x.com/YumiTomomi - Loli, mesugaki, /asp/ie (potential connection to Shibi), did an ASMR collab with Immy. >https://x.com/mourningvenusVA - Smaller ASMRtist with a great voice, followed by Vallure members, does lewd ASMR on Patreon. >https://x.com/RuiAsaka - Does ASMR and NSFW content, collabed with Stronny, also does NSFW art of Vallure on her alt. Absolutely no sauce for these predictions, so don't fault me if I'm wrong, just wanted to throw some names out there and see if I end up predicting anything.
>>220891 mourningvenusVA wait a minute...
>>220891 I had my eyes on Kissiechuu too. Since she was very interested in the auditions publicly, and mummeh recently followed her back. I'll hold back on my predictions until I see some graduations though.
Fuck dude I can’t stop looking at those pics Stronny posted loading them in 4k and zooming in on her tits and tummy makes my want to lick my screen uuuuuuuuuuuu
I don't know if I'm more amazed that you guys find these tiny streamers graduating or that they actually know about this general. Unless you're one and the same. I guess that would make some sense.
Remember they talk to a lot of small chuubas.
>>220891 I'm pretty certain Rui applied but she seemingly implied she didn't make it.
To all the whores that didn't get in: I know that getting in is special, but just because you didn't get in, doesn't mean you can't befriend the girls. Ask for collabs, DM them. If you really want to be proactive, write a script with them in it and send it in, asking if they would be willing to do it with you. Not only will you still make amazing friends, it shows that you hold no resentment and that you really wanted to get in for the friendship, not to be in a corpo
>>220921 I'm a rejected femanon, and a smaller vtuber myself, which is why I know 'em :) I was curious for my own purposes as to who made the cut, so I can better understand what might get me into Gen 3. >>220961 Thank you for the encouragement anon, I love you!
spoilered
why is stronny wearing projekt melody bikini on her NSFW account tweet pics?
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good morning /vag/, rolling for a good day since that one guy messed it up (dc10) 1d20 = 17 >>220891 personal schizo predictions >https://x.com/milkyteaasmr does yandere asmr and nsfw patreon content, low view vtuber as well >https://www.twitch.tv/streissel self explanatory, absolute sex chubby body, works incredibly hard on fansly >https://x.com/BearyEin does a lot of mommy asmr and fansly stuff, might be too big for vallure to consider though
>>221070 I wanna see Immy wear the Ironmouse swimsuit SO FUCKING BAD I even tried to suggest it on Throne but that website is really limited in what it lets you suggest
>>221112 Whore (derogatory) but I do agree with streiss being a good fit but I don't think that there's much Vallure can do for her. she already does 4 monthly lewd audios on her patreon, has weekly fansly streams, and is working to get her own merch
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>>221166 we've been over this, azura will whore the bleaters out all the time i honestly think her stepping up her production has been prep to do vallure, but if what you've said is true about merch then maybe not
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>>221227 Apparently not, explain
>>221256 Oh nevermind I think I understand. I didn't realize because it was from before I started browsing /vag/
Morning guys. Hot DAMN those were great Stronny pics
Bleating hearts check twitter NOW
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>>221397 OH ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY TODAY ALRIGHT
>>221397 OH LOVELY DAY LOVELY DAY INDEED
>>220968 Are you Onion or Plushy Femanon? Or anything femanon that posted here?
hello, good morning
>>220891 do you think there is a chance mofu could have a lewd past and got in from that
>>220080 I'll return the favor by fucking her while she sleeps, cumming inside her, and making fun of her for gooping in her sleep.
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Holy shit Azura is so fucking hot. Her skin is so gorgeous
>>221453 Correct me if I'm wrong, but you don't have to have a lewd past. You can get in by even drawing lewd, right?
>>217004 Don't forget that even though you may not have made it in this year. I still want to cum on your face and for you to call me master.
Immy saw the animal form mascots
>>221784 She looks so hot with her hair like that
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Good afternoon I love my wife WHEN WILL IT STOP RAINING I HAVE SHIT TO DO >>221112 >Streissel I say no based solely on the fact she's currently trying to get a marketable plushie. Why start brand new merch and then graduate within a month? This is what the other anon said, it's in one of her most recent community posts. >Ein She's a left-field pick, and I don't think she'd do it. That said, she debuted a model 2 months ago and hasn't streamed much with one, and her last upload was 3 weeks ago, so it's not unfeasible. >MilkyTea No info from me, I haven't consumed her content in any form. My personal wish is already confirmed, so I have no good schizo predictions. My left field schizo options that'll never go through are >https://x.com/Sora_CH >https://x.com/AnniePants02_ But I don't think either would apply because they're both already very successful on their own. >>221256 Reps. Part of "reps" is understanding the threads' zeitgeist, which you're lacking in this case. Do your reps. >>221541 You have to have some lewd content. Mercy's lewd requirement was streaming her playing eroge games on fansly, for example as what counts. It's mostly for a "what you're comfortable with" gauging.
>>221541 If that is your only proof off lewdness then no
>>221541 drawing lewd and playing lewd video games is the bare minimum source: pic related
really gets the noggin joggin....
>>219556 show her the first hard penis she's ever seen live
>>222015 >WHEN WILL IT STOP RAINING I HAVE SHIT TO DO I hear you, man. I desperately need to mow the lawn but it has rained for like 10 days straight.
>>222115 Im in the exact same boat... my lawn looks like a god damn jungle
>>222124 i hire a guy to cut mine because i don't like going outside
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>>222115 That's my main "SHIT TO DO" as well, but also cardio and I need to deal with this fucking groundhog in my back yard and it never comes out when it rains.
>>222141 Im too stubborn to do this. I bought my own mower and weed Wacker, ive got this big yard thats representative of me to the rest of the neighborhood, I need to mow it all myself, edging the pavement and leaf blowing the debris. They (neighbors) may not see me leave the house for work ever bc im a neet but they will see me bust my ass to maintain the house at least. >>222155 Is the hog a nuisance? I have one in the back yard but ive not noticed any issues. I like catching his fat ass wobble around and panic when he sees me.
>>222165 They dig under buildings and erode the foundation in the process (if stone or concrete). If left unchecked they can cause your entire house to fall in on itself via undermining it. And because of this, I feel no shame in saying I'm going to kill the cocksucker for trying to destroy my fucking house like the rodent he is. Rattus delenda est.
>>222194 He comes nowhere near my home and I live on the edge of a wooded area so I will space the fatfuck
>>222194 Do you know where his burrow is?
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>>222256 It might not come near on the surface, but tunnels can go rather far, and the children won't know why their parents stay away from the big rock thing that glows at night. I tracked one groundhog den from under my back porch over a hundred feet to an off-building I live extremely rural, where the actual entrance is. Some of the biggest archaeological digs in the US have come from digging up groundhog dens, because of how big they can get. Kill the fucker, or at least trap it.
>>220891 top of the morning to ye m'schizo
>>222283 Yea I do, it has one entrance now that I've filled in the hole under my porch. It wanders around in the open during midday so I can easily wait for it to come out to shoot it, but only when it isn't raining.
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>>222288 >Kill the fucker, or at least trap it. no im a fluttershy type sorry
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>>222381 Me too. Eventually the world forces you to pick between doing what's needed or maintaining the status quo and letting things just go to shit though, and of those the former is far cheaper. I still have a LOT of apprehension to it, but it's something that has to happen. Don't ask me to butcher it though, I'll still get sick if I see organs.
>>222467 my roommates are already making spray pesticides on the lawn which im very against, i wont take another hoofstep towards death unless i find evidence the hog is damaging my own house. the neighbors can do what they want.
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Good morning /vag/ I have returned from the dead
>>221541 Yes. The minimum requirement is drawing nsfw art. Don't know why the other anons said otherwise mummeh has explained this multiple times. However in the auditions advice stream she said more experience you have making lewd content the better. Since they have had more applications this year they might have been more judgemental.
>>222546 To be honest I misread and though it say a lewd drawing as in only having one lewd piece of art that was commissioned
>>222535 I'm glad you got over being dead so quickly reefling
Can I vent a bit here?
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>>222595 No that would be sus. You would be the Imposter! yeah it is ok.
>>222595 nothing's stopping you
>>222591 Thanks anon
Mummeh stream, unknown collab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PriUvmCyeMU
I am on my break currently. I have worked for 13 and a half hours today and I am not allowed to go to bed before the shit is done... AS A FUCKING SOFTWARE DEV I quit med school specifically because I hate working nights, but of course some monkeys (indians) decided to stealth push some retarded commit over the weekend that broke everything and fuck off to vacation, turning off their phones and not answering mails. Before any of you say OSHA, or whatever, when a company threatens to pull out of a 10 bil deal if shit is not resolved, nobody cares about worker rights. This is unironically turning me from a meme racist to an actual racist
>>222634 >You'll NEVER guess who I'm playing with Even odds its just a couple of the other girls lol
>>222634 Starting screen? What is this witchcraft?
>>222655 boy i sure do wonder who she's playing with...
>>222641 Anon, you're showing great restrain not calling those Indians (derogatory) a slur. Especially after they have fucked you over. Hope you have a nice break.
>>222672 your detective work is incredible anon
>>222684 tank you for you are kind word's my freind
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>>222672 Odd pick of people. Cute boy (Female)
>>222641 Document everything and make sure it goes up the chain. Does your manager have your back? If so, best bet is to go through them -- but if they're also snakes, just send it all via email to the lowest tier VP in charge of said indian team as well as your VP. Shit like that should cost people jobs.
>>222641 welcome to the AI (all indians) future!
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>>222641 Yeah. That's how it goes. The hatred for Indians isn't just an imageboard meme, it's a good bit derived from the ruin they've caused to any tech-related occupation (and customer service). "Worker rights" means nothing either, because if you complain/strike, the suits can replace your entire department with H1B visa Indians who work for half your wages and double the hours (with no mandatory overtime) and can't complain about rights abuse (else they get deported) so you have no leverage. Call the street-shitters what they are, they're going to act malicious, you should give it back to them. Hope things get better for you. >>222672 >2nd from left Who is this We're slightly too close to "man" appearance for my lack of audio to know if I should start schizoing
>>222641 I'm sorry you have to deal with that shit, man. I hope you can get some solid rest afterwards.
>>222641 Sorry to hear about that. All I know about software dev work is that it's hard.
>>222641 i dont like crossing the threashhold of meme racism into real racism either but the few times ive seen indians from india (not american indians who are generations removed from india) irl, they have been acting in ways i dont understand and find appalling, usually swarming some poor retail worker like theyre a robot who can reply to 10 people at once. >>222695 >We're slightly too close to "man" appearance for my lack of audio to know if I should start schizoing she has tits tho
>>222713 Holy boobers Thanks anon, tomboy erasure has hurt my soul (and my male detector) >>222722 From that thumbnail image alone, it's debatable. The jacket's profile could either be breast or chest musculature, I didn't know who it was to do more research and can't hear the voice because I'm not watching the stream, I'm busy
>>222734 stronny would never collab with a male though right? i thought she was pretty adamant on that. if she hadnt been so adamant, id have been a little more suspicious.
>>222641 I swear I've seen this post on /g/ before. Sorry you're having to go through all this trouble anon. Hopefully all of it blows over quick enough and you're able to relax soon.
do you guys ever wonder what happened to 5chan, 6chan, and 7chan?
>>222752 We all know what happened to 9chan...
>>222752 The same thing that happened to all altchans -- they slowly bled users until the owners got bored and shut them down. Although 7chan is actually still in the "empty but available" phase.
>>222692 My manager is a fucking bro. He is also a dev, but doesn't know this task specifically. He is still staying up with us, bringing us snacks and coffee. Also overtime But higher ups told my manager that that team will be lucky if the ONLY get fired. This shit are some serious violations Thank you everyone for the kind words and letting me vent
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>>222734 >>222738 Did you guys forget that no male vtuber collabs is one of the only rules in VAllure that was put in place by Stronny herself? If it was a guy she wouldn't be in this collab. >>222763 >He is still staying up with us, bringing us snacks and coffee. Good man.
>>222774 >Did you guys forget that no male vtuber collabs is one of the only rules in VAllure that was put in place by Stronny herself? You needn't tell me, as thats the very point im making
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>>222774 Yea, that was my concern, because of that rule. I've grown to not trust rules (because they're usually broken whenever convenient), so I'm always wary of them being followed. That's on me. I'm grossly distrusting of everything, I know I am. Part of why the yandere angle appeals to me, the elimination of the anxiety around trust.
Immy is awake. Goodmorning pookie, I love you
>>222641 Don't worry, software development has also made me racist.
>>220891 >Kissiechu If this happened it would be interesting but I'm not sure any of the available models are loli enough to really let her do her thing.
>>222879 (me) Eyyy nice I got green this time perfect color
>>222879 we can always make them more loli later
has my ID rotated
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>>222908 No, neither did mine or anyone else's I don't think they went through with it.
skill issue, watch this.... BOOM
>>222906 Smol shibi wants to blackmail me I can tell
>>222984 D: who the hell are you
>>222801 I probably misinterpreted it, sorry anon. >>222827 Stronny has talked about it extensively in public and in members. There would be no reason for her to break the rules. Remember back when she did the watchalong for NOA? There was a girl who was organizing an Overwatch 2 tournament. She was instantly interested in building a team and excited about it, but then realized it was open to males too and gave up on it. It was sad to hear her get so excited and then deflate. Even if she could've made an all girls team, she didn't want to risk any interaction. If she won't bend the rules with a technicality for a game that she loves so much then I trust there would be no other reason. She was also doing a watchalong for another vtuber and said vtuber had a part where a male vtuber showed up. She hid the screen and talked about other things until he was gone kek
>>222988 its me, your resident friendly enjoyer of big bloated bellies
>>222985 Smol Shibi with the rape whistle. If you fail to fuck her good you get jail time.
>>222994 >sorry anon. no worries ily >>222997 im gonna rub that tummy >>222999 idgi im sorry
What's so special about Stronny's collab partners or is she just having a laugh? Her title makes it seem important.
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>>223028 >Pinpy >noticing bulge Not beating the allegations
Miwas thumbnail is very erotic
>>223027 Just a funny thing since she did mention it was with Peaches and friends.
>>222672 Are any of them visibly lewd or experienced in asmr could one of them be a candidate
ok bros, 15 hour work day is oveeeeeer Now it is time to get high as balls and line my little sister in that whorish outfit
>>223055 stronny is being sneaky, and that collab is all of gen 2
>>223071 Babypink literally just announced a new model so she isn't in gen 2. Yes, I know your post is a joke but some people are a bit slow (autistic) and need spoonfed.
>>222994 Stronny is an angel.
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>>222034 Anny's old asmr was so sex. I wish.
>>223071 No waying 😳
>>223075 you think people would really do that? go on the internet and tell jokes?
>>223122 It's no joke I want to fuck that monkey.
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>>223131 i like this one
return to monke
>>223131 Spank the monkey to spanking the monkey
>>223122 I wonder if Toma applied. She has a speech impediment, but it honestly sounds so fucking cute. And her muppets are top tier
>>222034 Her subathon was really good you could tell how horny she was. Honestly I really don’t think she’d be apposed to lewd content if she had a reason to make the jump. But yeah 100% no chance
ive seen anny fans saying shes having issues with her depression lately, and with the picture she chose, i think thats whats up
>>223326 professional viewer
>>223326 you need to do your reps on my life
>>223320 I wanna see the most low effort thumbnail she can make, she shouldn't have spent more than 30 seconds making it
>>223321 Yeah nah, it's definitely just a depression arc again. Anny goes through them all the time. No one actually believes she would join, even the op said so. Not only is she too big for VAllure (insert titty joke here) but I don't even think she would be interested. I would welcome her in with ink covered tentacles though.
>>223320 I like your thumbnails Immy. I usually save the ones I think are really funny or cute
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>>223326 But you already know that information because I live with you...?
>>223370 Even if she doesn't like how they turn out I've always like them too. She makes herself so cute in them too
>>223405 To be fair I don't know how many she has personally made but you can see the ones she drew herself and I think she does a great job with them
>>223501 deep voice roleplay holy fuck
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>Said I didn't watch any of MilkyTea in this thread >she's now in my YT recommendeds Either Google has a keylogger on my PC, this site is compromised, or Azuposter is tied to my AdSense. Or it's pure coincidence because she's very similar to people I'm subscribed to. But the schizo theory is more fun.
>>223501 Her voice... my heart seized up for a second. And I don't know what she's talking about, this thumbnail is great
Mummeh is live in members btw You don't wanna miss it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWDN-SCpxB8
>>223567 i'm sure she'll make it work this time... surely...
>>223501 Her voice is pure sex
Maybe her ass is so strong it can't work
>>223662 I'd be willing to bet it's a mismatch between her PC's bluetooth version and the bluetooth version of the plug. BT4 and BT5 do not play well together -- they'll connect if they're right next to each other, but you move even a slight bit away and now they can't see each other.
always test before doing a demo
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>>223671 >software designed to make communication easier by unifying it >can't communicate with other versions of itself, causing it to be divided
>>223671 How do you find out if both are BT4 or BT5?
also from experience radio waves don't like aluminum, steel and glass panels, maybe she's using her integrated mobo's BT chip and her being an O11 or something signal is lossy af
it finally works would be cool if she ever bothered to test stuff before the stream though
>>223755 I just looked it up and the Hush 2 is BT4. You'd need to get Stronny's specific BT module data to figure out if it's BT5 or 4. It's also very equipment specific, some BT modules are just ass on wheels on top of other issues.
>>223771 She was horny anon.
>>223758 This is probably it if she's sitting weird for it to connect >>223771 She was under the impression that it worked before she put it in. It seems like it's an interference issue
Immy is on my TV!
Hands, toes, and cute pj's
I forgot it was handcam today
>>223903 she's so cute
good afternoon everyone >>221397 >>223122 >>223138 maybe i would have sex with a monkey
I'm such a fucking retard
>>223949 What's the matter anon?
>>223949 You are among your own here
>>223944 One of these is not like the other
>>223952 I sent a dono just as she was going away
>>223960 yeah one of them is our monkey
>>223961 I know who you are now.
>>223980 I am not a faggot that gives 30% to youtube. It was through stream elements. It didn't even show up on the screen
>>223961 It's okay anon, she'll still get the message (and the money). The only thing I can think of as a genuine "negative" to this is if you're trying to get a public acknowledgment/response, and if so that's not the best look for you.
>>223991 >spoiler Eh probably. Sorry about that I'll try to be less of a shit
>>223990 Whatever you say, Anon Y Mous.
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>>224015 you cant just dox him like that, thats fucked up
My little sister is a professinal baker
her cute little hands
>>223990 if it makes you feel better i sent her a $100 dono and she threw up 3 words into reading it
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Technical issues aside, Stronny is really cute
>>224123 The really frustrating part is that she could be getting a buzz every single round if she had kept the Lusty Joker and actually fished for red face cards instead of playing the first flush that came up. But it's been a while since she played this game and it's hard to think when plugged, so... yeah...
>>224158 She could be getting a buzz every round by just doing a seeded run but idk if shes against that
>>224158 Her thinking abilities are greatly diminished right now
>>223671 Annoying
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Heh
>>223771 Fuck it, we do it live.
Immy baked a cake
next thread will I be able to stay under the radar without anons guessing who I am again so I can simp for the girls 100% anonymously again 1d20 = 2
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>>224287 i now have your address, you're done
>>224287 welp an heroing is back on the table I guess
>>224285 My talented little sis
Immy, please don't look I think the name of the dish she made should the called "The Diabetes"
>>224287 you think an id can hide you from me?
>>224285 and now you'll bake a bread right?
>>224326 I guess I could I'd rather not bake every one though
Immy, please do look I love you
>>224338 I don't remember typing this or having this ID but this post is in fact mine
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>>207349 Need the back view I hope the bleating loli has the biggest ass
I don't know if I have another unity or gen 2 image so not sure what I'm gonna do for the next OP
Ever since I cut soda out of my diet, I haven't been eating as many sugary items. Something like Sprite is too sugary for me now.
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>>224355 could use this one since we havent used it yet on this site
>>224333 what are those things she put in there
>>224387 Chocolate chips
>>224387 butterscotch chips
>Bye bye >Love you >Pookie >Bye >KISSES
>>224392 >>224395 which is it
>>224410 Believe the other anon. I'm drunk
>>224287 You're too easy to spot but good luck
Mummeh live on the blue site
>>224468 thanks baker, i love (you)
>>224468 thanks anon for doing the job of the lazy
>>224421 I swear I will do it this time you will never know it is me again screw the die I am the one with power in this
>>224468 Thank you brother baker
Need some posts to finish out this thread so I'll post my cute little sister.
>>223567 I’m guessing it’s more than just balatro I haven’t membered to mommeh in a few months so I’m out of the loop
next thread i will post less for sure!
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last for my lady love


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