>>6663 Hey!... wake up! Hey! Why'shu shaking? Hmmmm.... I'm not into into absoluty Mara death I'm to absolute Thalos uprising That right. That's the way. I love Volcanoes do you know that? >Also Do you know that Morrowind Pantheon was made with Thelemic and Western esoterism influence? Achieving "Chim" is literal "Love true will" of Crowley and Thelema. Im not joking man. Sorry ma bad engrish N'Wah. I dont remember the name of the lore maker but that guy writing A LOT of thing that sound like a guy into western magic. And he actually made other off-canon histories on morrowind forum and page. That guy mindfucked my mind when i started to read the books and quests in game. Incredible cosmogony. Anyway... Well, good luck traveler. And go away N'wah.

>>6664 Captcha >919191 interesting.

>>6664 Use a flag or go away outlander

>>6665 Captcha >919191 >>6666 I think the gods are talking to me. Ok man, i will follow your Chim wisdoom.

The Four Heather Mason Truths I. Mara exists II. Mara causes suffering III. Killing Mara ends that suffering IV. KILL FUCKING MARA * youtu.be/swufnXf695U * en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Hill_3 * silenthill.fandom.com/wiki/Silent_Hill_3

卍 The Four Aryan Truths 卐 I. Suffering is inseparable from existence. II. Craving is the root cause of suffering. III. Suffering can be ended by ending craving. IV. There is a path to ending craving and suffering. ᛋ drive.google.com/file/d/1YxZS4v8-jlj-2CfpfDMPyk_6J0wqQBe_/view ᛋ buddhanet.net/audio-lectures/ To gain merit and help others, take this info and spread it online! If it's not Theravada, it's heresy!

>>6663 Why do you crave making duplicate threads?

>>7309 That was a bit of meme, but still serious. This is the real serious thread.

>>7310 Teach me your ways then Theravada man

>>7311 That's what the links are for, the disciples did all the work for everyone already!

>>7332 First of all. No one likes to click on google links because google tracks everyone. And not everyone has time or interest in audio lectures or they have their own already. Second. You posted those links already in the shitpost thread >>6663. You called this a "real serious thread" so it's time to show how serious you are. If it was just about posting 2 links then this thread deserves deletion for making a duplicate thread and for not presenting substantial information. if you have nothing to say then next time post the links and other files in the >>1097 book thread and the audio files in the music thread >>1389 If you cannot read the base rules, look at the sticky and lurk at least 2 minutes then the "teachings" you preach didn't really gave you the bare awareness to interact with this board. If you refuse to put effort into making a proper thread with substantial information everyone will refuse to look at it >the disciples did all the work for everyone already! If they did all the work then why should we work? This is the mentality you have by not even trying to write a proper introduction to your thread. If you don't put effort into it then it will just get lost in the catalog. >>7219 This is the bare minimum you should do if you want a serious thread. Prove that you know what you are talking about and not just a mere copypasta spammer. Oh wait just checked /x/ and you made the exact same thread there. You are a mere spammer cultist. Effort is not your virtue. Repetition and annoying others is. And you didn't even notice that we have a Buddhist flag and chose the snake instead. A snake that shows how trapped you are in the cycle of spamming.

The Four Internet Truths I. Spamming is inseparable from the Internet. II. Spamming is the root cause of suffering on the internet. III. Spamming can be ended by ending Internet addiction. IV. There is a path to ending spamming and Internet addiction. To gain merit and help others, take this info and spread it online! If it's not Effortpost, it's heresy! https://8chan.moe/fringe/res/7308.html#7358

>>7355 >>7358 Lol, here's a couple of relevant internet truths for you noob: 1. TLDR 2. RTFM (provided) God is such a cringe concept, it makes me want to barf!

>>7518 So this is the best the Theravada has to offer.

>>7520 kek *noble silence ensues*

>>8184 We should have a Twin Peaks flag

I suppose this the thread for Buddhist and zen teaching. One could attach moral values to the posts in this thread, and attach emotional meaning to these values, but this is the path of pain, and therefore to be avoided and shunned. I reject my egos rejection of this thread, and take the middle path to enlightenment. I do not strive against the ego, for to strive is to fail.

>>8221 Read that as >>8221 >this the thread for Buddhist and zen leeching r8

>>8223 If only spiritual enlightenment could come from such an act, I would be the biggest promotor of such a thread, however one can no more take away anothers thoughts, than one can share in anothers peace. Sadly the path is a personal one, and looking to any outside attachments will only slow ones progress.

The illusionist was here, and his tricks are unwanted. Yes I think OP has a point. Mara is kinda a prick.

>>8248 >The illusionist was here, and his tricks are unwanted. Which one?

>>8250 >Yes I think OP has a point. Mara is kinda a prick.

>>8251 >Mara is kinda a prick. Indeed. And that's putting it lightly. The shit I've had to deal with from this giant douche... Anyway: When I look at Heather Mason's juicy ass, one thing comes to mind...TOTAL MARA DEATH!!!

>>8555 >Heather mason But the girl from that pic is Ashley Graham (Model Ella Freya) >Yes I gonna put my entire face on that ass without exitation until i make she achieve Chim.

>>8555 >>8563 >Ella Freya I going to BRRRR in a Magickal way dat ass.

What an absolute dumpster fire of a thread

>>8563 Either way, which ever ass it is, it's still TOTAL MARA DEATH!!!

Bump because Heather Mason is sexy as fuck.

>>11747 Is this typical Buddhist conduct?

>>11748 As Gandhi said, you can't give something up unless you expose yourself to it. (Which is how he motivated sleeping with teen girls every night)

I, KKK Yahweh Jehova Jahbulon III, Great Sage who is Heavens Equal, Declare Celestial Jihad! on this your resident shitposter in return for monthly bread and libations as your patron [Pre-Chorus] I-I-I'm Lil Tay-K, I don't think you want no action You want action, you get turned into past tense Your boys deep? Well, let's get to subtractin' Smith & Wesson made my .9 with some compassion [Chorus] Fuck-fuck-fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case But I ain't beat that case, bitch, I did the race (Skrrt, skrrt) Beat it up, where I nut? Shawty face (Gang, gang) Eli Blast crackin' 4s like a vase Pop a nigga then I go out my way (Grrah, grrah) Do the dash then I go out the way Rob-rob-rob a nigga shoes, rob a nigga lace (Gimme that shit, nigga) We tryna see a hunnid bands in our face Fuck-fuck-fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case (Gang, gang) But I ain't beat that case, bitch, I did the race (Skrrt, skrrt) Beat it up, where I nut? Shawty face (Lil' bitch) Eli Blast crackin' 4s like a vase (Gang) Pop a nigga then I go out my way (Skrrt) Do the dash then I go out the way Rob-rob-rob a nigga shoes, rob a nigga lace (Gimme that shit, nigga) We tryna see a hunnid bands in our face (Fih) 石猴 美猴王 孫悟空 齊天大聖 行者 鬥戰勝佛 靈明石猴 孫長老 火眼金睛 隱身法 定身法 圈子 Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! Along the shore the cloud waves break, The twin suns sink behind the lake, The shadows lengthen In Carcosa. Strange is the night where black stars rise, And strange moons circle through the skies, But stranger still is Lost Carcosa. Songs that the Hyades shall sing, Where flap the tatters of the King, Must die unheard in Dim Carcosa. Song of my soul, my voice is dead, Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed Shall dry and die in Lost Carcosa. Does mies jeschet boene doesef douvema enitemaus Y'AI 'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE—L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH

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All hail the glory of Vaiśravaṇa. o'ṃ All hail the instrument of divine righteousness, o'ṃ All hail the exultant and glorious celestial jewel, o'ṃ All hail the swift thunderbolt of exalted strength, virtue, and glory! o'ṃ Homage to all-pervading diamond thunderbolts. Utterly crush and devour! o'ṃ All hail the glory of Agni. o'ṃ! All hail the radiant divine all-illuminating light, bursting and streaming forth in all directions, o'ṃ Glory to Divine perfection, o'ṃ All hail! A ra pa ca na. o'ṃ

Nice one, asshole: https://www.rt.com/india/619275-air-india-disaster-death-toll/

>>11748 To answer your question: Yes, it is perfectly 'Buddhist' to lust after attractive women and to sleep with them if the conditions are right. It is also perfectly 'Buddhist' to have feuds with individuals, human or otherwise, if the conditions are right. TLDR: lay Buddhists and Buddhist monks are "two different animals."

>>12048 MARA (OR WHATEVER FAGGOT DEVA IT IS) KILLED THOSE PEOPLE BECAUSE IT COULDN'T TAKE ME EXPOSING THE FACT THAT JEW GENETICS ABSOLUTELY DO NOT FUCKING EXIST! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! FAGGOT!!! ONE MAN ENDED YOUR FAGGOT LARP!!!!!!!!!! KILL YOURSELF TO SAVE FACE!!!!!!!!!!

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>>12048 >>12221 >>12522 >[Pre-Chorus] I-I-I'm Lil Tay-K, I don't think you want no action You want action, you get turned into past tense Your boys deep? Well, let's get to subtractin' Smith & Wesson made my .9 with some compassion [Chorus] Fuck-fuck-fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case But I ain't beat that case, bitch, I did the race (Skrrt, skrrt) Beat it up, where I nut? Shawty face (Gang, gang) Eli Blast crackin' 4s like a vase Pop a nigga then I go out my way (Grrah, grrah) Do the dash then I go out the way Rob-rob-rob a nigga shoes, rob a nigga lace (Gimme that shit, nigga) We tryna see a hunnid bands in our face Fuck-fuck-fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case (Gang, gang) But I ain't beat that case, bitch, I did the race (Skrrt, skrrt) Beat it up, where I nut? Shawty face (Lil' bitch) Eli Blast crackin' 4s like a vase (Gang) Pop a nigga then I go out my way (Skrrt) Do the dash then I go out the way Rob-rob-rob a nigga shoes, rob a nigga lace (Gimme that shit, nigga) We tryna see a hunnid bands in our face (Fih) 石猴 美猴王 孫悟空 齊天大聖 行者 鬥戰勝佛 靈明石猴 孫長老 火眼金睛 隱身法 定身法 圈子 Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! Along the shore the cloud waves break, The twin suns sink behind the lake, The shadows lengthen In Carcosa. Strange is the night where black stars rise, And strange moons circle through the skies, But stranger still is Lost Carcosa. Songs that the Hyades shall sing, Where flap the tatters of the King, Must die unheard in Dim Carcosa. Song of my soul, my voice is dead, Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed Shall dry and die in Lost Carcosa.

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Does mies jeschet boene doesef douvema enitemaus Y'AI 'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE—L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH All hail the glory of Vaiśravaṇa. o'ṃ All hail the instrument of divine righteousness, o'ṃ All hail the exultant and glorious celestial jewel, o'ṃ All hail the swift thunderbolt of exalted strength, virtue, and glory! o'ṃ Homage to all-pervading diamond thunderbolts. Utterly crush and devour! o'ṃ All hail the glory of Agni. o'ṃ! All hail the radiant divine all-illuminating light, bursting and streaming forth in all directions, o'ṃ Glory to Divine perfection, o'ṃ All hail! A ra pa ca na. o'ṃ

>>12579 You are being mindfucked by culturapists. Nigger rap is simply another coping mechanism for children who have been mindfucked by culturapists. They’re carried to other worlds in the stream of semen.

Good Butt, Good Boobs, Good Bitch

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There was never a God, it was always an evil deva pretending that there is one to keep people trapped in Samsara.

>>14392 Posture harder. Total Mara ('God') Death is the only way to build Heaven on Earth!

Why is everyone afraid Mara, the deva that LARPs as an omnipotent God? The answer is because it and its followers can harass, torture, and possibly kill you and your loved ones if it does not like what you are doing. That leaves people with two choices, submit to Mara and its evil agenda OR find a way to deal with the evil it sends your way. Of course, the righteous choice, and the only correct choice in The Lord Inquisitor's opinion, is to find ways to deal with the evil Mara and its cultists send your way. It is pretty damn hard in some cases, so I completely understand why many people 'submit' to Mara. So how does one deal with Mara's bullshit? First and foremost, do everything in your power to attain Stream Entry and try to convince those in your immediate (and extended if you wish to be extra righteous) family and friends to do the same. This step is important because those who attain Stream Entry attain a "holy aura of protection" and Mara will fuck with you less. Also, it is impossible for you to go to hell as a Stream Enterer, so that is pretty sweet too. If you need proof of this "holy aura", read the story in The Pali Canon about a Mara perishing after it wounded a disciple of the previous Teacher (The Buddha). Anyway, after that, here is The Lord Inquisitor's personal list of techniques for dealing with Mara's harassment and torture: - NoFap - Energy Channeling (Shaolin Monk Method to deal with pain; "there is no feeling") - Meditation (IMPORTANT!) - King Method/Rage Room/yelling (Kind Method is acting out violent acts in your head, in the empty air, and on inanimate objects to release anger safely) - Physical activity/release (Exercise, boxing, running, etc.) - Cold showers - Auditory Harassment Protection (ANC headphones/ear plugs) - Therapy/Journal - Medication - Alcohol/drugs (Indica weed is great for seeing through the pain) So far, I have been sent to prison and the mental hospital several times while having to deal with enormous amounts of other crap I'm not going to get into, and I honestly feel pretty damn good. So there you have it. Good Luck dealing with Mara's evil bullshit! And as always...TOTAL MARA DEATH! (No, we can't kill Mara or ther devas/gods, so don't waste time thinking about it. The best we can hope for is that Mara does something stupid and kills itself like the previous one supposedly did. That would be super awesome! :D )

>>14763 *other devas/gods

>>12600 trips or it didnt happen

>>14793 Did someone say TRIPS?

Many of the fools who worship 'God' (Mara) may not understand who they are dealing with, so I will clear it up for them in the hopes of steering them away from the dark side: Mara and the other gods in its realm take pleasure from sensuality generated and experienced by other beings, like eating and drinking, watching movies, doing drugs, etc. This taking pleasure from others also extends to humans having sex, male and female. Therefore, it would not be too out of bounds to say 'God' loves sucking dick and taking it up the ass. So next time you are getting a blowjob, remember 'God' is probably there, slobbering all over your sausage and meatballs like a giant slut. KEK But don't take The Lord Inquisitor's word for it, you can find the same info, more or less, in The Pali Canon. Lastly, the evil Jewish Agenda of importing darkies into White countries is really Mara's evil agenda to keep a large and unsustainable amount of people alive world wide so it can feast off of the sensuality they generate, like the degenerate parasite that it is. The Four Providential Truths I. Suffering is inseparable from existence. II. Craving is the root cause of suffering. III. Suffering can be ended by ending craving. IV. There is a path to ending craving and suffering. ᛋ drive.google.com/file/d/1YxZS4v8-jlj-2CfpfDMPyk_6J0wqQBe_/view ᛋ buddhanet.net/audio-lectures/ ᛟ gab.com/OvermanZ/posts/114739650376021972

>>15479 You gained a new friend, Maraposter.

Kill Mara. Behead Mara. Roundhouse kick Mara into the concrete. Slam dunk Mara into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Mara. Defecate in Mara’s food. Launch Mara into the sun. Stir fry Mara in a wok. Toss Mara into an active volcano. Urinate into Mara’s gas tank. Judo throw Mara into a wood chipper. Twist Mara’s heads off. Report Mara to the IRS. Karate chop Mara in half. Curb stomp Mara. Trap Mara in quicksand. Crush Mara in the trash compactor. Liquefy Mara in a vat of acid. Eat Mara. Dissect Mara. Exterminate Mara in the gas chamber. Stomp Mara’s skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Mara in the oven. Lobotomize Mara. Mandatory abortions for Mara. Grind Mara in the garbage disposal. Drown Mara in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Mara with a ray gun. Kick Mara down the stairs. Feed Mara to alligators. Slice Mara with a katana. Put a bomb in Mara's mouth. Throw knives at Mara. Inflate Mara until it pops. Send Mara into a black hole. Castrate Mara. Feed Mara poisoned food. Force Mara to walk the plank. Push Mara into a pit. Kneel on Mara's neck. Curse Mara with a spell. Stuff Mara into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Mara with a tank. Pop Mara's car tire. Strike Mara with a ruler. Make Mara swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Mara's limbs. Airdrop Mara into Antarctica. Throw Mara off the boat. Pressurize Mara into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Mara's ass. Falcon-punch Mara in the face. Make Mara into fiction. Blow Mara’s head off with a grenade launcher. Blow Mara’s brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock Mara in a cage and drown it underwater. Nail Mara to a cross and stab it. Run over Mara with a tank feet-first. Crush Mara with a press. Attack Mara with acid. Boil Mara in a pan. Lock Mara inside a brazen bull. Burn Mara alive. Drag Mara across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Mara. Quarter Mara. Impale Mara on a pike. Tenderize Mara with a mallet. Ionize Mara in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Mara in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Mara in a black hole. Curse Mara with The Necronomicon. Trap Mara in purgatory. Bang Mara’s testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Mara off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Mara in the vacuum of space. Fry Mara with power lines. Feed Mara ricin. Kneecap Mara with a twelve gauge. Enslave Mara. Sell Mara’s organs on the black market. Run Mara over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Mara into the grand canyon. Burn Mara with jet engine exhaust. Beat Mara to death with a tire iron. Cauterize Mara’s asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Mara to the sun god. Drop Mara out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed Mara to sharks. Load Mara into a cannon and shoot Mara at a concrete wall. Keelhaul Mara under a galleon. Disembowel Mara with a bayonet. Strap Mara to a cruise missile and launch it at a ghetto. Drop Mara into Chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Mara. Lure Mara in with fried chicken and trap it with bear traps. Force Mara to learn calculus, then kill Mara anyway. Atomize Mara with a power fist. Throw Mara into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Mara with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Mara from 40-story buildings. Throw Mara at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Mara in liquid nitrogen then shatter it with a hammer. Tie Mara to an ICBM then fire it at Israel. Shoot Mara with syringe guns. Defecate on Mara’s food stamps. Make Mara pay child support in blood. Build a Newton Cannon and fire Mara into orbit. Put advertisement posters on Mara then nail them to Mara with a hammer. Irradiate Mara with depleted uranium. Launch Mara with a trebuchet. Send Mara exploring The Titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Mara as a crash test dummy. Tie Mara onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Mara. Trample Mara. Bury Mara alive. Play bowling with Mara’s head as a pin. Grate Mara with a cheese grater. Get Mara stuck in an elevator. Spray Mara’s toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Mara directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Mara’s parachute. Sabotage Mara’s bungee. Trap Mara under ice. Force Mara to work and support a family of five. Force Mara into gladiatorial combat. Send Mara to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a Mara’s room. Put Mara on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Mara’s organs. Waterboard Mara with gasoline, then set Mara on fire. Flay Mara. Tie Mara to train tracks. Put laxatives in Mara’s Kool-Aid. Recreate Mortal Kombat fatalities on Mara. Gibbet Mara. Tie a lightning rod to Mara’s head during a storm. Lure Mara into a suicide pod. Bury Mara neck deep and surround it with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Mara to it. Stir Mara into cement. Squeeze Mara through a chain link fence. Hack Mara’s socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on Mara. Microwave Mara’s head. Suck Mara into a pool drainage’s ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Mara’s basketball. Inject Ebola into Mara’s food. Put Mara in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash Mara’s skin. Play games with Mara Jigsaw style. Trim Mara’s nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap Mara to a wind turbine blade. Flatten Mara in an industrial rolling machine. Turn Mara’s bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of Mara and serve Mara patties to other devas. Feed Mara Viagra and put an activated saw blade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as Mara’s dildo. Stone Mara. Tranquilize Mara and put it in a lion’s pit. Make a deva centipede with Mara. Throw Mara down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Mara. Pimp-slap Mara into an airplane’s turbine. Displace Mara in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift Mara a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put a dog collar on Mara at maximum voltage. Give Mara sentient brain parasites. Give Mara over to aliens in Area 51 to be probed. Leave Mara out for vultures. Drive Mara into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on Mara. Strap Mara on a roller-coaster and use it as target practice. Strap Mara to a Judas cradle. Blast Mara with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy Mara. Whip Mara into obedience. Slingshot Mara into orbit. Rocket Mara into The Sun. Bite Mara and drink its blood. Unscrew Mara’s head off. Bake Mara into Mara-pizza. Arrest Mara for no reason. Electrocute Mara. Beat Mara up. Slice Mara up and wear its skin. Set Mara on fire. Spin Mara around until it pukes. Tie Mara to a train track. Karate kick Mara in the testicles. Broil Mara into a broth. Deep fry Mara. Fourth-trimester abortions for Mara. Blend Mara in a blender. Snap Mara’s neck. Throw Mara off a building. Send aliens to abduct Mara. Force Mara to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Mara with anvils. Throw Mara off a rooftop. Incinerate Mara. Starve Mara. Blow Mara up with dynamite. Gulp Mara. Feast on Mara’s eyeballs. Cave in Mara's skull. Kiss Mara to death. Peel Mara like a banana. Wipe out Mara’s tribe. Deny Mara into the heaven realms. Freeze Mara in the vacuum of space. Hard boil Mara. Lock on to Mara with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate Mara. Ferment Mara into stew. Ensnare Mara. Nark on Mara to the army. Cause a total Mara purge. Jam Mara into a geyser. Axe murder Mara. Unleash Smelvin upon Mara. Put Mara on a ship and blow up the ship after it sets sail. Total Mara Death.