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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! >>10888 Have some more angery turkeys

WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU THAT'S RIGHT, WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS INTO MY PANTS

Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful, for friends, family, and a lovely plump bird. To start off, you'll need to bring home a nice turkey hen, it's best to get one way ahead of the season! You may have many options, but don't stress out about it too much. As mother always said, you'll know when the right one comes along.

When you finally find that lovely bird to bring home, you'll want to start getting her ready for that important day! First off, you'll need to start fattening her up, a plump turkey is a happy turkey after all. This isn't something you can do overnight, so make sure you feed her well all year long, but it's okay if you give her a thick, salty treat to gobble on once in a while.

Now all your hard work getting your turkey plump is about to pay off, it's thanksgiving day! It's almost time to start prepping the bird, but there's still a bit of time for some outdoor fun before then, what better way to build up an appetite? All dressed up in pilgrim garb, you take your turkey outside for a game of hide and seek, or perhaps I should say, a game of cat and mouse?

Don't wait too long to catch her, you need some stamina for making dinner! Once you've bagged your bird, it's time to get her cleaned up. Run a nice hot bath for her to soak in to get her feathers softened up, then take extra care when plucking her, some feathers can be pesky but you don't want her to bruise!

After you've gotten her good and bald, give her a final rinse to make sure she's all clean. Now her skin is probably very sensitive, so let's give her a rub-down with olive oil, make sure to massage her tender breasts thoroughly. She should be real relaxed after the rub, now bring her to the kitchen and lay her in a big pan with warm water and bath minerals.

You may be eager to stuff the bird, but we still have to get her a bit loosened up, so pop a vibrating egg into her cloaca and put it on low speed, that'll do the trick. Now it's time for her to bake, open up your replica oven, flick on the orange lights, and slide the pan in. The oven is just for show, but after letting her stew a while in the mineral bath with the vibrator, she'll be all hot and juicy when you take her out.

You may be eager to stuff the bird, but we still have to get her a bit loosened up, so pop a vibrating egg into her cloaca and put it on low speed, that'll do the trick. Now it's time for her to bake, open up your replica oven, flick on the orange lights, and slide the pan in. The oven is just for show, but after letting her stew a while in the mineral bath with the vibrator, she'll be all hot and juicy when you take her out.

You may be eager to stuff the bird, but we still have to get her a bit loosened up, so pop a vibrating egg into her cloaca and put it on low speed, that'll do the trick. Now it's time for her to bake, open up your replica oven, flick on the orange lights, and slide the pan in. The oven is just for show, but after letting her stew a while in the mineral bath with the vibrator, she'll be all hot and juicy when you take her out.

imagine hitting reply once, and it just starts automatically submitting the last post multiple times until flood detected like an idiot Give her about 20 minutes, then when you're sure she's had enough teasing, take her out and spread her on a big platter with a bed of leafy greens, and if you want to be classy, put some garnish around her like potatos, whole cranberries and radishes. She may still be a bit pale, but we can give her some color by coating her in a thin brown sugar glaze if we like. Now let's play with our food for a bit!

Take some cranberry sauce and lather it onto her, then slowly eat it off her tender and moist skin, kissing and suckling on her breasts and belly gently while rubbing her glossy bird pussy. You've been so patient, now it's finally time to 'stuff' her. I hope you've been saving your gravy, you may have to repeat these next steps more than once!

Pull out your thick, throbbing, turkey baster. Position yourself between the turkey's thighs, and press the tip of your baster against her stuffing hole, slowly proceed to slide in, and slide out. Continue to slide in and out until you feel the gravy coming to a boil, once you feel the baster about to burst, go ahead and bottom out inside the bird and fill her up. Once you pull out the baster, you may see the stuffing start to pour out, feel free to stuff her again and again until you're satisfied, or just proceed to baste her in her own juices. Once you've thoroughly enjoyed the main course, and the main course has thoroughly enjoyed you, it's a good idea to get washed up and go sleep off that big meal. Cuddle up with your featherless friend, and get some rest. You'll be having cold turkey for a while, or at least until she grows her feathers back.

breasts or thighs?

OH MY GOD IT'S SO JUICY

Room for seconds?

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Nothing beats some home cookin'.

Plap plap plap get stuffed get stuffed get stuffed.

How can pilgrim women even compete?

Titanic Turkey Tits

Big fuckin' busty bird bouncing boobies.

We're not cooked yet, chat.

baste baste baste baste baste baste

Save a turkey, eat ass

Alright chat, we might be cooked.

We eatin' good tonight.

Ground me if you want, you can't unfuck the thanksgiving turkey.

Some really fresh birds here.

That's it, stick a fork in me because I'm done. Hope you had a fappy fucksgiving.

>>13406 Thanks a BUNCH anon!

And a few leftovers.

Quite a successful turkey thread this year and all because of YOU anon.