Berdly

Wow, I'm not hours late to noticing it's time to swap threads this time!

>>149746 Congratulations. It's always annoying when that happens.

>>149748 Berdly 2

>>149749 Fuck you, that made me laugh and I don't know why.

When you guys go to worlds that are basically ours but a few years or decades back do you ever steal ideas or stuff from the 'future'?

>>149746 Yaay!

>>149752 Only a complete girlfailure of a jumper WOULDN'T steal future knowledge to make a profit when they time travel

>>149721 I must have confused both! Thanks for reminding me!

>>149749 >>149754 Gonna make Noelle PROCEED on your ass.

>>149736 10 Dots is "bullshit plot device" in both. THAT SAID, in CofD it's suggested to be "Arcana 9 but permanent or maybe Ascension" while in oWoD it's suggested to just be Ascension. I'll note that IN GENERAL oWoD sphere effects are sometimes big and impressive, but can just as well be inexplicably puny, pathetic, and seem like things a non-Archmage CofD mage can do normally. This is because oWoD arch-Spheres (and Spheres in general) are massively, MASSIVELY disjointed and non-standardized in terms of what they do. One of the big things about CofD mage is that it was designed with much more coherent guidelines for what each level of Arcana represents and what effects should logically fall within each, which caries into the Imperial Practices. Also for reference, going back to the SUGGESTED non-Ascension interpretation of Arcana 10 as being "Arcana 9 but permanent", Arcana 9 lets you temporarily become one with the Arcanum and lets you cast Imperial Spells at-will without Quintessence like they were normal spells. In other words, FUCKING STRONG.

>>149757 A permanent trophy on my lady's wall? How kind!

>>149757 This replacement vessel/fragment incubator ain't right.

Now I hope psycho was actually serious about making a deltarune jump.

>>149761 Hope he adds a character replacement toggle, for shenanigans.

>>149761 It's not finished yet.

>>149763 Reread the post.

>>149761 Frisk was one in a million, it's not fair to compare them to other vessels.

>>149761 I am

>>149766 What are you planning on doing when part 7 or whatever inevitably does something stupid like revealing that Gaster was actually Berdly the whole time?

>>149767 Gaster would never! It was Noelle the whole time.

>new Hades 2 steam beta branch update >changes Chronos's final boss title to emphasize that he's not just a Titan, but literally all of Time >has him double down on this point by going on a full-blown rant urging Mrlinoe to truly kill him and see what results from it (aka the end of all Time forever) >actually has Chronos reflect on the only thing he ever truly wanted was the love and affection of his family, even as he dies (which might be why he was pushing so hard for Melinoe to kill him - he developed genuine suicidal ideation over lacking any form of love from his family) >makes it so Melinoe is the one who suggests the entire plan to talk Chronos into redemption (Zag's infinite Charisma stat is still the reason he comes around though) >Mel and the rest of the House of Hades actually REMEMBER living and forging a genuine relationship with him, rather than just Zag >only Hecate is left to seethe and wallow in her rage I was not expecting them to go do far in changing the ending. >>149761 I still stand by that being a horrible idea.

>>149768 It was Temmie. The egg was the clue. It was right in front of us all this time.

>>149767 I dunno. Add stuff probably

>>149723 Took you long enough >>149758 This is my answer too. I will say that when oWoD aims high, it aims HIGH though. Examples 9 dot effects include experiencing all of space as one place, all of time as one moment, introducing new cosmological laws to reality (the given example is the Force of Thon, which allegedly removes the distinctions of gender), immortality on a level immutable and self-sustaining to anything short of a being of godlike power by oWoD mage standards such as an Exemplar, or creating a fucking universe. At the point where you’re comparing “bullshit plot device dick length” oWoD edges out ahead of CofD only because CofD “merely” caps mages at the transcendental state of Ascension (or possibly even more exotic states such as those of the Oracles and Exarchs, assuming they were human to begin with) in which judging from the Corpus Author one typically has 9 dots in one Arcana and less in others. The important thing to note here is that there are no confirmed mages with 10-dot effects, period. By contrast, the most optimistic Ascension depiction of a “10-dot effect” is mages granting all of humanity godhood in the form of a 10th sphere that allows mankind to decide it’s own destiny, simultaneously creating all it’s ideal states of beings in a way that reconciles them all by for example-letting even the Nephandi shunt themselves away in personal hells while everyone else fills the universe with the transcendental bliss equivalent of cocaine and hookers. It also takes 9 dots to simply expel your own Paradox into the ether, and even then it requires a roll. oWoD archmage magic is wonky as shit because the devs didn’t even want to wrote it, the marketing team told them to in order to appeal to nerds. In the final analysis, White Wolf only has itself to blame for magewank. >>149752 As I said the last time I answered this question, it’s not stealing if I retroactively owned it all along. >>149769 Wow. That’s quite the turnaround in terms of addressing pretty much everything I criticised the ending for. Kudos to Supergiant Games, they may be shamelessly milking early access for easy money but I can’t say they aren’t dedicated. It is vaguely funny to me that my tendency to just fucking play through everything ASAP in early access means that I can’t see things like this as intended in the actual game, though. Just like I’m now getting duo boon dialogue from gods acting like they just introduced Hades, or comments like Meli is only just starting to fight Typhon coming after the comments being confused about why she’s still on the mountain. It’s fitting in a way, it shows I killed Time so quickly that Time is getting convoluted.

>>149755 Yes. I have shamelessly used and adapted movies and novels and video games and what not from the future, in various forms. Like that time I made a version of Star Wars for pulp magazines, about the adventures of Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi. I did change certain things, such as the Jedi being more like the Jedi Lords and Grievous being Anakin's arch-rival instead of Obi-Wan's. More emphasis got put on Grievous' past as a once noble warrior protecting his people from slavers, falling in love with a fiery, clever, beautiful (at least by Kaleesh standards) woman, only to lose her, and when he tried to take revenge, being punished by the Republic, who were fooled by the Huk, ultimately becoming a cyborg monstrosity in his efforts to help his people thanks to sabotage and trickery by the Sith. Grievous acted as a dark reflection of what Anakin could be, constantly attempting to convince Anakin to join him, that as two people who had known the sting of slavery and seen the corruption of the Republic, they should work together to fix things. Perhaps the biggest change was that Anakin becoming Darth Vader was something he saw in a Force vision, something that helped Anakin truly see how he could become just like Grievous one day. Series ended with Anakin defeating Palpatine, who had tried to destroy the Jedi via Order 66 but failed this time around, thanks to help from a redeemed Grievous, who dies a warrior's death taking the brunt of Palpatine's Force Lightning so that Anakin can finish the would-be Emperor off. Count Dooku also got a more dignified death, in that Obi-Wan, with help from Qui-Gon's spirit, was able to defeat him, letting Dooku see the error of his ways and turn back towards the light in his last moment. Anakin and Padme have kids (as do Obi-Wan and Satine), the Galaxy is at peace, and the Sith are finally vanquished forever. Is this stupid? Probably, but it was fun.

>>149752 I steal music a lot myself.

>>149772 >y (the given example is the Force of Thon, which allegedly removes the distinctions of gender), immortality on a level immutable and self-sustaining to anything short of a being of godlike power by oWoD mage standards such as an Exemplar, or creating a fucking universe. At the point where you’re comparing “bullshit plot device dick length” oWoD edges out ahead of CofD only because CofD “merely” caps mages at the transcendental state of Ascension I think it needs to be addressed that CofD Archmage wonkiness is split between the Imperial Practices and the Rite of Imperium, which can turn any of them into reality-retconning metaphysical laws.

>>149775 Don't know why that quote started so early, should have only started at "At the point where you're comparing"

>>149773 >take the novel to Star Wars >everyone sees the Grievous dindu nuthin part and assumes it’s Trade Federation propaganda >>149775 Oh yeah, that’s another fair point: CofD Archmage does automatically get retcons/timeline rewriting. At the same time, all but the mightiest oWoD workings like Voormas’ ambition don’t need something like a scaling Quintessence rare and potent enough to be commensurate with the working itself. The captcha hungers for your delicious words

I have recently been thinking of what jumper would do in Warcraft and then realized I have no idea what happens after Frozen Throne. Then I though, how long is the timeline even at now? And what fun things can you get up to there? I know people meme on elf evolutions and all, but that could be a back burner plan Why does Warcraft sounds fun on paper, but I know it would be bad to visit?

Things are gonna be juuuuuuuuuust fine

>>149779 FOOL

>>149778 >and then realized I have no idea what happens after Frozen Throne And that's a good thing, trust me.

>>149772 >The important thing to note here is that there are no confirmed mages with 10-dot effects, period Not even Lilith or Caine?

>>149778 Frozen Throne was the year 22 (except for the Orc campaign which was year 23). The year as of the latest expac is 42.

>>149779 Believe in FRIENDship and everything

>>149762 Same. >>149766 That's good! >>149771 I, for one, can be trusted to nag you incessantly for adding more stuff everytime new chapters come out.

>>149779 It's going to blow up in your face. You're gonna have to throw pretty much the whole jump out after some new update redefines everything we've already seen.

>>149784 I watched the video and now it's in my room. Is that normal?

>>149787 That's fine. You just need to hug him and he'll go away!

>>149779 Gib doe. Gib dino. Gib gote. I want to dick down all of them.

>>149787 He's there to remind you that all those things you used to have just aren't there anymore, and aren't ever coming back.

>only four more items on my rough draft huzzah Man items are rough to come up with in 'near-reality' settings.

:)

>>149791 Nice work friend.

Currently rebuilding my current chain to make things more sensible and aesthetic. Jump 4 was Fullmetal Alchemist and Jump 5 will be The Evil Dead. I'll be picking up the Necronomicon and getting my two current companions imported, so my budgets gonna be a bit rough. So, I'm thinking of taking the post-apocalypse drawback. Naturally I'll be picking up the Chosen One perk for immunity to possession and corruption by the Deadites. So my question is, should I expect any backlash from the forces of Hell generally if I start harvestin Deadites for Philosopher's Stone fuel?

>>149794 You know, I somehow completely missed that in Homura's original loop, Kyubey was targetting Homura with all the same intensity he tries getting Madoka to contract.

>>149796 Technically speaking, it WAS Homura's wish that gave birth to a god. In fact, not just one god. Two gods.

>>149797 I like how the spinoff where it's revealed everyone and everything everywhere in Madoka is made of endless copies of a pair of magical girls means that Entropy as a thing was likely directly caused by Kyubey's race's wish granting bullshit.

>>149798 >the spinoff where it's revealed everyone and everything everywhere in Madoka is made of endless copies of a pair of magical girls What?

>>149793 thanks fren

>>149795 That sounds like you are going to end up with possessed philosopher stones. Or they will make anything you use them for turn out evil.

>>149772 >It is vaguely funny to me that my tendency to just fucking play through everything ASAP in early access means that I can’t see things like this as intended in the actual game, though. The beta branch actually includes a method via the cauldron to go back and see the intended ending.

>>149779 The entire jump will literally have to be completely trashed in a year.

For new chains, when do you give your Jumper his body mod and his warehouse? Is it before their first Jump? Or after it? Or is something your Jumper has to "earn" by impressing Jump-Chan?

>>149803 He's already made up his mind, man.

>>149803 I mean, probably not. I don't see what revelations could happen that would make that the case unless Kris has just been in a coma this whole time

>>149805 And his mind is made of BAD MEAT

>>149804 Totally depends. I like to have jumper be 'native' for the first jump as a sort of trial run by JC then give them all the fun stuff after but that's totallyp personal preference.

>>149807 YOU OIL BARREL

What waifus would someone find if they jumped World of Darkness with Every Woman in The World and More? >Old o- The chimera fusion I made up because i don't know which one either.

>>149806 >I mean, probably not. I don't see what revelations could happen that would make that the case >FRIEND >the Shelter >the Festival >Asriel potentially showing up >everything about the Roaring >the Knight and Kris's goals >whatever the fuck is up with Ralsei knowing the truth about the SOUL/Player >Weird Route nonsense >Gaster >our Vessel potentially >what a full Titan entails (ties into the Roaring) >the end of the Prophecy and what drove Dusie to smash it to bits >the fucking Angel Psycho, I saw this with no malice, but you have got to be fucking kidding yourself if you think this jump will hold up at all just based on all the shit that's left on the table to reveal.

>>149803 >implying an update will come out in a year

>>149778 >what fun things can you get up to there? There are many things you can do, depending on your goals, ideals, and sense of humor. >get the entire Gnome race to therapy (they had their Cain and Abel moment - which was also their Chernobyl moment - in living memory and their constant whacky tinker act is probably a collective coping mechanism) >kill Jastor Gallywix (he is the worst Goblin and every other Goblin will thank you) >convince the Orcs to chug Mamono Mana like it's demon blood (Thrall will not do this, Garrosh will only do this if you convince him it was his idea to ensure Orc Supremacy, but it will be funny) >make sure Jaina Proudmoore is in the throne room of Icecrown Citadel when everyone goes to kill Arthas (so she can accidentally become the new Lich King) >reprogram the Dark Portal to go to the past Draenor and corrupt the old Orcs with whatever corruption you want (it's a surprise tool that will help you later) >drop Warpstone in the Sunwell (this will help no one) >stop Sylvanas from taking a swan dive off of ICC (this will ruin the Jailer's plans for the next millennium) >purify Deathwing (and make sure he doesn't kill himself out of guilt for killing his best friend's wife) >activate the Forge of Origination (this will kill everyone) >dig straight down Minecraft-style (you will eventually reach Azeroth's World-Soul and be able to shove whatever magic you have into it) >plant even more World Trees (what could possibly go wrong?) >collect Wild Gods for your menagerie (even living in a zoo is a better fate than most of them get) Under no circumstances should you in any way trust the knife. >learn how to do necromancy using any and all sources of magic at your disposal (imagine using your magical girl powers to make glittery Death Knights) >prank call Sargeras (what could possibly go wrong?) >beat up Xavius (he deserves it) >team up with the Infinite Dragonflight to mess with the True Timeline (it's Titan propaganda anyway) >acquire [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] (it's a cool sword) >in fact, collect cool swords in general (there are a lot of cool swords and it would be really neat to have them all) Under no circumstances should you in any way trust the knife. >play Hearthstone and become the world champion (if you like card games) >host a shapeshifting contest (a dragon will probably win) >steal Dalaran once the Kirin Tor rebuild it and make it float in the air (strap rockets to it and fly it wherever you want) >give the Stonemasons their money (this will prevent later problems with the Defias Brotherhood) >do fetch quests (and get money) IF YOU ENCOUNTER A TALKING KNIFE, DO NOT LISTEN TO HER

>>149812 Unless Toby decides to add even MORE scope creep to Chapters 5 through 6, we already know Chapter 5 is due out in 2026. And if he does, then that further supports my point that Psycho should wait because that can only mean Toby is adding dome BULLSHIT to the plot to bloat it even further.

>>149778 Oh christ, where do I even begin. >So in the immediate aftermath of Arthas’ death, Deathwing sets in motion his own plans to destroy/conquer Azeroth, resulting in massive tremors wrecking much of the place. Among other things, this destroys the Greymane Wall, forcing the cursed Worgen into public view-and giving Sylvanas an opportunity to conquer their land-and to protect Ironforge from those tremors, Magni Bronzebeard uses a magic tablet that turns him into a crystal statue. This is also the time period when Thrall decides to step down as war chief and appoint Garrosh, Grom’s son, in his stead. This will have disastrous consequences, the most immediate of which is killing Cairne Bloodhoof in an honor duel over Garrosh’s more warlike nature. In the end, the only way to destroy Deathwing turns out to be to destroy the Demon Soul by sacrificing all the Dragon Aspects’ powers. It is assumed that the Aspects’ powers are lost permanently. IT. IS. ASSUMED. >After that, Garrosh wipes Theramore off the map with mana bombs and filling Jaina with genocidal rage as she realises her racist dad had a point. During a naval battle both sides end up stranded on the continent of the Pandaren, who in turn ALSO split into two factions siding with the Alliance/Horde over the issue of removing an Alliance ship from a giant turtle’s shell >After that, before he can be judged for his war crimes against both Pandaria and Kalimdor, Garrosh escapes justice with the help of an inquisitive bronze dragon he later backstabs with comical ease. Said dragon was experimenting with reclaiming the Bronze Dragonflight’s time travelling powers using this one island with magic time sand, which Garrosh abuses to save his dad Grommash from Mannorath’s corruption in another timeline, introduce modern WoW technology, and raise an Iron Horde he intends to overrun the present timeline with. This eventually results in Garrosh mainlining THE FUCKING BLOOD OF AN ARTIFICIAL OLD ONE for power (which a developer had to clarify was entirely of Garrosh’s volition and he was in control throughout the whole process, because Garrosh is just built different) before Thrall kills Garrosh in an honor duel. They part with Garrosh blaming Thrall for dumping his responsibilities on his unprepared self and Thrall scolding Garrosh for being a worthless fuckup. During or after these events (I forgot which it’s revealed that an Infintie Dragonflight led by a crazy evil version of the Bronze Dragonflight leader is trying to take over from a dark future where Deathwing won-only to job to a new dragon species directly resulting from his actions) >After that, the crystalised body of Illidan Stormrage is coincidentally discovered right as after years and years of people thwarting their portals, the Burning Legion finally fucking arrives at Azeroth in their fel-spaceships right as Sargeras has just finished regenerating his physical body. During the opening skirmishes, Vol’jin (the then-leader of the Horde) names Sylvanas the new warchief with his dying breath for reasons he says won’t be immediately apparent. It was assumed Vol’jin was of sound mind and good judgement during this. IT. WAS. ASSUMED. Other casualties include Ysera (who is corrupted by the first satyr who was corrupting the entire Emerald Dream but gets turned into a constellation by Elune), the leader of the Nightborne (a subspecies of night elf even more addicted to their artificial Well of Eternity (the Nightwell), who due to a DISASTROUSLY racist introduction to Tyrande ultimately decided to side with the Horde) and Helya (oh yeah, there’s these metal people made by the Titans. Their leader, Odyn, betrayed his daughter who decided to side with the demons for revenge. This turns out to be instrumental for releasing Illidan’s soul from the afterlife in Odyn’s halls to put back in his body with the Nightwell). A Naaru (elemental of the Light) declares Illidan is the Light Messiah but he doesn’t play along and she tries to tentacle rape him into submission so he blows her up. In the finale, the nature of demon immortality is retconned to be enabled by an enslaved Titan called Argus so you kill his soul, and after a battle with Sargeras’ own avatar the formerly imprisoned souls of the Titans themselves drag him into their prison for his crimes. Illidan is appointed as his warden >During the above events, Sargeras managed to physically stab Azeroth, causing vast quantities of Azerith (Azeroth blood, very valuable to spill everywhere). Both the Horde and Alliance immediately start fighting over it. Sylvanas and Saurfang almost kill Malfurion, who only lives because Saurfang decided it wasn’t an honourable death and let him escape. Sylvanas burns Teldrassi out of spite. Sylvanas repeatedly proves to be more powerful or at least deadlier than just about every established faction leader still active in the setting, to the extent Tyrande needs to undergo a ritual to become the Night Warrior (Elune’s strongest soldier) to fight her and Elune WITHDRAWS her support when she’s about to kill her to avenge Teldrassil (despite Elune not, say, intervening with Tyrande killed all those wardens while liberating Illidan). Sylvanas also kills Saurfang in an honor duel Azshara also finally invades and after a strong showing by parting the seas falls to Anduin and Jaina in a cutscene. Did I mention during and before these events, the WoW PCs killed off all the Old Gods? The last one, N’zoth, turned out to be Azshara’s sugar daddy but he dies because Magni turned out to still be alive and guided the PC to letting Azeroth channel her power through him and shoot a kamehameha at it >After that, everything you knew about WoW turns out to be a lie around the same time Sylvanas kills Bolvar to reveal the Shadowlands: This super-afterlife for the entire universe. Everything from the emergence of the Lich King, to the actions of the Burning Legions via the Deathlords who have been loyal to this new mastermind all along, to Sylvanas’ sudden uptick of scheming, to what you had for lunch 10 years ago, turns out to have been orchestrated by a Thanos-looking motherfucker called the Jailer: An Eternal, and a deposed ruler of the afterlife. He’s on a quest to collect a bunch of sigils he believes will give him the power of the First Ones, the alleged creators of the WoW cosmology; this is subsequently retconned to all be bullshit and the Jailer just being delusional and paranoid. Sylvanas sided with him due to wanting to liberate death. However, it turns out Sylvanas WAS MISSING THE GOOD HALF OF HER SOUL ALL ALONE and after restoring it immediately rebels against him. The Jailer is defeated by WoW PCs beating him with arms and armour that are basically his kryptonite, despite allegedly being a “Titan++” level threat he struggles even to dominate Anduin’s mind. I think I need a new post.

>>149813 ...What knife?

>>149811 Oh, and let's not forget Eram as another mysterious entity acting upon the world towards unclear ends.

>>149816 The purple one with an eye on it. It's called Xal'atath, Blade of the Black Empire. Under no circumstances should you in any way trust the knife.

>>149818 >Eram >marE LITTLE HORSES CANON TO DELTARUNE

>>149703 Is this something anyone likes?

>>149801 Hm. Good point. Back to the shuffling board then

>>149820 Big Mac is canon to Deltarune? Huge if true.

>>149810 Gate-chan is very cute.

>>149815 Is there any reason not to immediately wipe out all the orcs and undead if it's within your means to do so? It feels like almost every problem would be solved by doing so.

>>149823 Would you a Big Mac?

>>149825 No. Alliance = Good and Horde = Bad is deeply engrained in the lore no matter how badly modern blizz desires moral ambiguity.

>>149821 Anyone can roast it freely btw.

>>149826 Do you have Elric as part of your summoning chain? If not, you definitely should.

>>149826 Without hesitation, yes.

>>149829 What's that?

The Morgan companion, as for new OCs there's just the two traps left. I've been putting them off a bit but I should probably get to it. >Would Be Queen (200): The loving sister, the distant fairy, and the wicked witch; Morgan has been these things and more for Artoria but that story has passed on a largely unsatisfying note for everyone involved with the story of Camelot. The would be queen of Camelot and mother of Mordred incarnated fully much to the worry of those who know of her, she possesses magic comparable to the Magus of Flowers himself who trained her in the clever craft so long ago; she has even managed to get one over on him properly so it’s not even a hollow boast. Despite being a single person she has three personalities who each wield her vast magical prowess in different ways to different ends; Morgan is Artoria’s loving sister from before she descended into darkness, while not known for any great works she can be expected to use the power her other sides gained in. . . blunter manners than they’re each known for. Next is the far more famous Morgan la Fey; who plotted, schemed and cursed her sister as well as those who served her including planting the seeds that would eventually lead to Camelot’s downfall. Lastly born from the contradictions within her is the Lady of the Lake Vivian; who bestowed all manner of relics, protections, and blessings upon the knights of the Round Table as well as Artoria especially. This woman is all three incarnated at once, switching back and fourth between these personalities depending on the situation and her whims; she has also staked a claim upon you not entirely dissimilar to what she once had on Britain, which is surely nothing to be truly worried about given her history. Naturally la Fey is going to be a dangerous figure should you spurn her in any way but do keep in mind that despite her fundamentally good nature Vivian has a bit of a track record when it comes to rejection, the more sisterly personality would probably respond less poorly but perhaps for everyone’s sanity just don’t reject her at all just to be safe.

>>149832 >two traps Three traps.

>>149778 >AFTER THAT it turns out that ALL ALONG the Dragon Aspects had these random sigils lying around that could give them back their powers and they just didn’t use them because they forgot or something. The Primalists, the Dragon Aspects’ old buddies who worship the Elementals (yes like the fire guy who bent the knee to Deathwing) escape and they go to war and shit. Also Odyn turns out to be a disgusting chud who aided and abetted the Titans using propaganda to cover up the TRVE history of Azeroth so one of the redeemed Primalists freezes him in place and everyone tells him to fuck off despite him technically still being the ultimate authority of the Warrior class >AFTER THAT Xal’atath, the knife thing the anon above me told you not to trust (rightly) blows up Dalaran, corrupts a formerly uncorrupted Nerubian enclave into doing her bidding, and reveals her ultimate goal: To kill Dimensius the All-Devouring, who destroyed her homeworld and made her his Silver Surfer-style herald. It turns out the Ethereals worked with Xal’atath back in the day to make some magic bandages that can blow up a fucking VOID LORD something AFAIK the Burning Legions never knew about. Despite being a moustache-twiddling puppy-kicking villain, at this point every other character is so incompetent that Xal’atath completely succeeds and doesn’t just defeat Dimensius but absorb him into a pokeball called the Dark Heart. The only character who even functions as a speedbump to her is Alleria Windrunner (oh right, did I mention void elves became a thing a while back? Alleria is the reason why. She saw a Naaru turning into a Void Lord, siphoned off a bit of the void energy and now she has vaguely defined Void powers. She insists the Void can totally be used for benign purposes when properly controlled, honest. The entire current expansion, The War Within, is about shitting on that idea since only her native elf wits have gotten any kind of advantage against Xal’atath who isn’t even a native Void creature), and ONLY purely through plot armor. Oh yeah and for everyone who cares, the goblin leader is dead. After supposedly being a greedy but pragmatic dude for every expansion prior, for some baffling reason he decided to side with Xally, got caught, climbed into a giant mech to fight the WoW PCs and died after climbing out again and getting crushed by it. >Xal’atath’s current priority is to invade the Sunwell with an army of void creatures at her beck and call. >It is currently unknown why she can’t simply use the power of Dimensius in one bite >You are here >It is currently assumed that Xal’atath’s goal is to devour Azeroth’s heart and become the Queen Bitch of the Universe >>149782 Nope, they just have nebulously powerful ones. >>149802 Oh, neat.

>>149831 Elric of Melnibone. Classic Sword & Sorcery about a not!Dark Eldar (40k and Fantasy were actually inspired BY HIM, not the other way around; also some parallels to The Witcher) bound to a demon sword who wants to eat his soul. The vast majority of the magic is based on summoning demons and spirits to do your bidding. Very influential to fantasy in general. Also crosses over with a lot of shit via the Eternal Champion lore.

>>149825 There were once qualms about moral relativism and the question of free will. Now that WoW has FIRMLY established that not only is undeath an agonising state that typically leads to a dismal afterlife and that not only can the Light (despite attempts at moral ambiguity) EXPLICITLY rescue them from such an afterlife but that the destination Sylvanas glimpsed was the mismanaged Shadowlands. And that the Iron Horde incident proved that EVEN WITHOUT DEMON BLOOD orcs are culturally inclined to be warlike, easily manipulated thugs. No. Not at all. Kill them all and let Elune(‘s sister who is another one of the Eternals) sort them out.

>>149825 >Orcs I mean, do you blow up the US in every setting where it exists due to all the oil wars/Manifest Destiny/slavery/whatever it's doing at the point in history you landed in? If you wouldn't do it to the Americans, why do it to the Orcs? >Undead They are ultimately still people (mostly the people of Lordaeron), even if their continued existence is constant agony and they have a habit of making it other people's problem. You can even let Sylvanas stay in power if you prevent her jumping off of ICC, because if she doesn't die (again) on those spikes, she never teams up with the Jailer and thus remains surly and unpleasant but still loyal to the Horde and not a cackling supervillain. Of course, if you don't care about any of that, consider: having them all in YOUR pocket, to be thrown at YOUR enemies.

>>149835 Mind posting the jump?

>>149813 >activate the Forge of Origination Reminder that if you DON’T do this then Algalon the Observer, the Constellar manning it, gets so bored he just wanders away into Azeroth and takes up pet battling as a hobby. He…somehow…gets hold of constellation animals like this star rabbit and rejects his entire narrative purpose to be a Pokemon master. Truly the wisest being in the entire setting. >convince the Orcs to chug Mamono Mana like it’s demon blood [confused Garona Halforcen noises] >it’s Titan propaganda anyway Too bad the Bronze Dragonflight WILL still try to strongarm you into correcting the timeline by preventing one where Tyrande goes for Illidan instead of Malfurion, and the pain of being cucked apparently DOOMS AZEROTH TO DEFEAT BY THE BURNING LEGION. And, before it was retconned out of the game, enforce Alexstrasza being held at Grim Batol as an egg machine.

>>149838 https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YMx8LOBs-iIAEqSvCGtVA2WnXbnK8bWG/view

>>149839 >Garona This is true.

>>149835 >also some parallels to The Witcher I don’t remember where I saw the breakdown, but I’ve seen it argued that it’s less parallels and more outright plagiarized.

>>149842 This, maybe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkiP64adGjY

>>149834 But aren't Lilith and Caine the first two Mages?

>>149832 >He went with the schizo one NICE. Also, an Alchemical Solutions idea is been stuck in my head for a while so I'd like to just suggest it. A Thinker cape who can create and move remote viewing screens that transmit audio-visual data back to her who uses it to collect and edit together footage of cape battles to post on PHO or any other available platforms, acting like a cameraman for all your fights.

>>149832 Reverse traps right? Anyway looks good, how's the update going?

>>149846 >Reverse traps right?

>>149842 >>149843 >plagiarism If true, it make The Witcher's writer getting uppity at cd red projekt very... funny.

>>149840 Looked through it; doesn't really fit this jumper or any narrative I've got going on. Thanks anyways.

>>149844 We know Caine is stronger than an entire coterie of archmsges, but him and Lilith, as far as I'm aware, neither have 10 dots in any Sphere. Though I do think you got mixed up with what Shard was talking about - he was (correct me if I'm wrong) talking about how Chronicles doesn't have any confirmed mages with 10-dots in an Arcana. Which is true. Ascended MIGHT qualify as having 10 dots in an Arcana, but those aren't Mages and I don't think there's one with all 10 anyway. In comparison, Ascension actually lists what 10-dot Sphere effects are like, but it doesn't detail any mage with anything approaching that level of power.

>>149813 anal [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

>>149837 >I mean, do you blow up the US in every setting where it exists due to all the oil wars/Manifest Destiny/slavery/whatever it's doing at the point in history you landed in? If you wouldn't do it to the Americans, why do it to the Orcs? Well for one thing americans are humans and not orcs. Leaving that aside though my current jumper conquers every world he visits so while he doesn't "blow up the US" he does conquer it every time he comes across it (along with the rest of the earth). Also I already have an army and I don't need or want a bunch of undead backstabbers anywhere near my territories.

>>149845 Not currently planning another Alchemical Solutions update but I'll add that to my notes for consideration if I do one, though it does sound a bit like Uber & Leet's Snitch as a Parahuman. >>149846 >Reverse traps right? That would be more to my personal taste but anons were asking for traditional traps and ambush traps. >Anyway looks good, how's the update going? . . . well I just fluffed an option and I think I did another not too long ago. My goal is to get it done by Halloween even if it's not a spooky jump. Will probably post it before Halloween if I finish early, due to it not being spook.

>>149849 You are making Stormbringer-chan cry.

>>149844 Can confirm I was talking about nWoD, although also yes Argent is correct that Caine and Lilith don’t have confirmed Sphere ratings. The closest thing they have to statblocks are just narrative advice to RPing forces of nature.

>>149825 Honestly, no one would probably care all that much if you genocided the Forsaken. The Orcs are more of a problem because after Deathwing wakes up and throws a tantrum Thrall has to keep the world from falling apart and he'd be too depressed to do so if his race was dead.

>>149821 I need some critique here guys.

>>149856 Fuck Thrall.

Changelog: >0.5: Fixed a typo in Replica Android. Reduced “Pleasant Days” to 50 CP. Renamed “Domicile” to “Darkened Domicile”. Made the descriptions of “Ride Armor” and “Outer Colony” less negative. Buffed “Guard Hound” to scale with you. Added “Chainsmoke”, “Massive Mansion”, “Gamer’s Prize”, “Mean-Mugged Minion”, “Data Thieving”, and “Limited Extreme” to Item section. Since I ended up not adding a dedicated option based on the Jakob space elevator, a new line was added to “Metal Fleet” saying it can be one. Added a second set of Item discounts. Added “Hunter Programs” to Companion section. Added “The Old Man”, “Blank Spot”, and “Program Offline” to Drawback section. Added a note on getting your own Final Stage and becoming a Limited parasite. By the way, I kinda wanna add one more perk and item to Nocturne. No guarantee it'll happen soon, but if you have any simple requests for it, I wouldn't mind adding more as well.

>>149857 Sorry man, it looks pretty shit. Frankly it’s hard to critique anything when it looks so barebones.

>>149859 Niiiiiice.

>>149856 I mean I would kill Thrall too, if I was going to wipe out the orcs I wouldn't stop just a few feet from the finish line.

>>149860 Yeah, thought so.

>>149821 As far as formatting goes, I'd put Cheat section before Companions. Companions are typically towards the end right before Drawbacks, outside of a few people who do it differently.

>>149859 >I kinda wanna add one more perk and item to Nocturne. No guarantee it'll happen soon, but if you have any simple requests for it, I wouldn't mind adding more as well. I like Nocturne Rebirth too. Joke aside, I dunno? The Masakado Magatama? Being as bullshit as Lucifer? Really dunno. ...All the Magatamas?

>>149859 >Buffed “Guard Hound” to scale with you Uh oh! You've tripped the GenericAnon sperg trigger "scaling"!

>>149843 That was it.

So what is Silent Hill F about anyways? All I really know is this gif and that one centurii-pic. And presumably it's a Silent Hill game.

>>149821 Not much to comment on really, I don't know what this is for and it only really has the most basic framework. Without a better idea of what it's supposed to look like and in its early state I can't really give any commentary other than that you should flesh it out more.

>>149859 Any progress on Immortal Hulk?

>>149868 Apparently feminism and MC schizophrenia?

>>149857 Give us the option to either companion or be this dark elf.

>>149868 Two crazy and evil gods are getting into a turf war and one god, a deranged psychotic fox deity, has decided that the head of the clan he governs needs to spirit away and give the MC the knot because she's actually a once-in-a-millenium chosen one blessed with divine powers (implicitly some kind of wink-wink connection to past games with chicks like Alessa or Heather) and claiming her will greatly boost the God's power.

>>149815 he said Frozen Throne, not Wrath of the Lich King >>149837 even before she an heroes she authorized using the plague bioweapon

>>149859 for Nocturne maybe a general perk for the visuals of the SMT carrying over into future worlds? Maybe something else about having "strange journeys" / adventure hooks? More magatama? A fairy with huge boobs for [you]? >>149868 Japanese gender and social roles post WWII alongside commentary on how crushing Japanese culture can be and also some youkai assholes in the background doing shenanigans.

>>149858 >>149862 Then how are you going to prevent Deathwing's arrival from breaking the world?

>>149876 I wasn't planning to? I'll just kill him when he shows up.

>>149868 Also I only just now noticed, but is that mickey mouse in the background of the gif?

>>149869 I was thinking about using Valks outline for generic xianxia, it's sorta similar. >>149872 Uhhh, it's supposed to be set in an alternate earth(real life) but I can probably slide that into a cheat to make your own waifu through VR or maybe bio-engineering. That good?

>>149879 >Uhhh, it's supposed to be set in an alternate earth(real life) but I can probably slide that into a cheat to make your own waifu through VR or maybe bio-engineering. That good? Sure.

>>149850 >>149855 If that that's the case then how would a Mage with 10 dots in every Sphere compare to Lilith and Caine assuming "YOU FUCKING LOSE" author fiat isn't being enforced?

>>149877 Anon that doesn't help, because his entrance caused the elemental planes to start merging with the actual planet. That's the entire reason Thrall spent Cataclysm standing at the Maw.

>>149876 Do it yourself?

>>149881 A Mage with 10 dots in every Pshere is Literal God. They Win.

>>149884 *Sphere.

>>149885 Pshhhhhhere

>>149882 /shrug It doesn't really matter tbh, current jumper has 138 jumps under their belt and is powerful enough and has enough divination / precog to just deal with issues before they're issues. Deathwing isn't even going to be a speedbump even if he shows up, neither would some sort of dimensional merge for that matter.

>>149886 Shush you.

>>149888 pssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhere

>>149888 Pshhhhhhhhush

>>149889 >>149890 Grrrrrrrr

>>149868 A tomboy living in a traditional Japanese mountain village in the 1960s gets trapped by mysterious walls of fog that spread red rotting flowers everywhere. Periodically, mostly during moments of extreme trauma or from getting knocked unconscious, she goes into a shadowy otherworld where a guy in a fox mask starts guiding her around and protecting her. Things get progressively more surreal and traumatic as she slowly realises both how much almost everyone in town hates her as well as how little she understands them in turn. Also NG+ is apparently happening in-universe due to something presumably the main girl’s vaguely defined divine powers is thwarting the machinations of mysterious beings trying to control the girl’s life. >>149874 Oh. Fuck. Okay, let me think what I missed: >Malygnos loses his shit at mortals abusing arcane magic, tries to take over the world, and gets cut down in a raid >Garrosh is discovered (sad news) >The Draenei turn out to have a Light-powered starship fleet but some of them crashland on Azeroth, establishing an outpost there >Basically every major demon from Burning Crusade/Frozen Throne is killed off one way or another >Kael’thas goes insane from mana withdraw, sides with the Legion, and dies like a dog >Illidan himself was reduced to sulking around his giant Outland forces where his boys fuck demons when not slaying them Okay, now he’s up to date. >>149884 >They Win To be fair, according to Orpheus Abel can oneshot Grand Maw by dumping the sum total life energy of the South American rainforest on her. Implying that God could be slain with a roughly South American rainforest-sized clump of Oblivion’s energy, or possibly just corrupt spiritual energy in general given the act of smiting the fallen angels is presented as possibly having broken him too.

>>149883 Personally I don't wanna stand there for years trying to keep reality from shitting itself but you do you

>>149892 I've heard from Yahtzee that you need to beat the game 4 times to unlock the true ending for some reason.

>>149871 >>149873 >>149875 >>149892 Where does the girl having super combat reflexes and a metal pipe come in?

>>149895 The aforementioned vaguely-defined divine powers.

>>149859 Any chance for Vile Eternity to serve as a buy-in to the body designer for humans? To represent Weil's various forms when he fuses with the space station in Z4.

>>149894 That’s because the true ending is in fact located 4 playthroughs in, yeah. Don’t like that design, the first ending gave me a really bad impression of the game at first and the time looping thing NG+ thing is never properly explained >>149895 Vague VAGUE divine powers, think Miyazaki movie not whatever Alessa was doing in the original games.

>>149895 You forgot the devil trigger.

>>149894 The game changes each time on each NG run and reveals more and more of what's actually going on. Just playing the game through on a first run gives you the default ending which...doesn't explain shit and is pretty bad (it's the source of all the "the MC is just schizophrenic" shitposts and memeposts). You need to have three of the other endings (the default one counts for this) in order to unlock the final and definitive true ending.

>>149799 The Spinoff is called Null Magical Girl https://wiki.puella-magi.net/Null_Magical_Girl

>>149896 >>149898 Suppose that works. >>149899 Wait she has a devil trigger?

>>149902 Her alternate Fox self (the one being groomed in the Dark Shrine Otherworld to take fox spirit knot and also incidentally represents her inhibitions; work with it) ends up having to have her arm and face chopped off to get them replaced with a monstrous fox arm and mask respectively, and ends up being massively more powerful than her normal human self. Said Fox self is also the other OTHER form of the weird faceless monster spreading the influence of the Fog World and the red rotting flower plague, so she actually has like, two devi triggers technically - it's just that one is evil and represents the total destruction of her identity and free will.

>>149898 >>149900 Tying the first/bad ending to the fucking heal pills was a special kind of evil, too.

>>149903 Well, huh. Go vague divine powers and weird fox devil trigger thing.

>>149904 Blame Shu for being a fuck.

Did they include weird endings, like the one where the dog was secretly the one behind everything happening?

I'm reminded that the studio who made the f is chinese, so there's a bunch of jokes to be made. >>149898 >>149900 It vaguely reminds me of how Drakengard 3 did his things. I'm not sure if this is a good or bad things. >>149903 Don't forget how SHE SAW IT HERSELF. >>149906 It's a special kind of fucked up too!

>>149868 It's about a malevolent spirit cucking a dude while he shouts yabba dabba do.

I think I'm gonna go watch a playthrough of Fatal Frame. I remember really wanting to play that as a kid, but never got the chance. And now I just don't really have the time to play it myself.

Isn't Silent Hill F directed by the same guy who wrote Umineko?

>>149909 Technically, it's cucking both of the main dudes - since Kotoyuki is also being fucked with and a lot of what he's doing isn't necessarily by his own will.

>>149821 I'm mostly shocked but also not entirely surprised this is a common enough story template to merit a generic. The cheat section being limited to science/tech powers is pretty interesting, and I'm always thankful for more jumps letting me specifically pick up whateverpunk crafting. But yeah, there isn't much to actually comment on right now. >>149870 Not much, sorry dude. I mostly speedran doing Splatterhouse for this halloween. I looked into the latest cosmic scary mommy that is apparently responsible for TOBA's existence a little and proceeded to recoil in disgust because it might actually give in-setting justification and practical examples for my current perk that gives you your own TOBA. >>149865 Technically you can already go full Lucifer, it's just expensive as shit. >>149875 Noted, thanks. >>149897 I'm generally inclined to say probably not. I added the buy-in to Empty Shell since the perk... arguably does nothing on its own, while Vile Eternity is very direct in making you ungodly immortal. Plus, Weil is "just" a cyborg, whereas Wily comes back in the form of two actual proper Reploids.

>>149909 To be fair he’s pretty upset by it, even if he does give up and begrudgingly admits maybe he and the spirit can be friends later when he’s done malding from getting cucked because everyone in the love triangle technically knows each other due to an incident you need to collect some lore journals to find out about. And that I’m honestly surprised the regular dude made the connection to the actual fox spirit, given the circumstances. To be unfair, despite crying and wishing she could split in two in that ending, when the MC DOES actually become two people in the true ending the only one she shows interest in is the fox dude. Well, half of her does. The other half just wants to do her own thing. >>149911 Yes, it is a very Umineko-like story. >>149912 Okay but he wins in more routes than Shu, tho. And in the ending where he DOES win the town gets destroyed.

>>149913 >Technically you can already go full Lucifer, it's just expensive as shit. Oh come you know what I mean.

>>149911 Yes.

>>149875 >for Nocturne maybe a general perk for the visuals of the SMT carrying over into future worlds? Who would want that

>>149913 No problem, best of luck and thanks in advance on your hard work for the halloween jump

>>149903 Doesn't the MC dump the dudes and decide to get in a lesbion relationship with her Fox self instead?

>>149920 Nope. She leaves with her Fox self but both still keep correspondence with Kotoyuki and both admit that they're willing to wait for the three of them to figure things out before deciding if they want to get married or not.

Good night friends.

>>149914 >>149917 >Umineko was a story about a tranny trying to force his crush to accept his delusions of being a woman It's crazy how far back the wokeshit in gaming goes.

>>149922 night

I will also note that Ebisugaoka (the town in SHf)) is caught in the middle of like, not one, not two, but like three different warring deific powers. There's the "Water Dragon" which is some ancient truly horrible thing slumbering beneath the region where Ebisugaoka would be founded and was apparently just fine even without a local faith to leech off of (the region was poisoned and desolate well before anyone inhabited there, which is why they decided to found a hidden town there in the first place), and the original local faith to the Old God(s) who would eventually incarnate through the Tsukumogami was founded because said Old God(s) swore that they would keep the Water Dragon asleep so long as they were properly venerated. Then they were displaced by the Inari faith, who forced the people to worship Inari instead and the foxes would spirit away maidens blessed with divine blood to wed and later use as blood sacrifices to keep the Water Dragon asleep. The Tsukumogami was not pleased with this, and the entire background behind the events in Ebisugaoka and their influence over Hinako is both the Tsukumogami and the Fox God (who may or may not be a messenger for Inari) having a proxy slugfest to decide whose influence over the region will be supreme. The Tsukumogami isn't exactly acting in the Water Dragon's favor necessarily, but if it wins the conflict, then it shatters the seal and the Water Drsgon wakes up and decimates the entire region as detailed in one of the endings. There was also apparently a foreign missionary who brought over the White Claudia that Shu would eventually use to create his fucked up pills as detailed in a couple notes in one of the NG+/NG++ runs. Which tells me that some member from the Order from the first few games might have been trying to spread it around, though for what fucking purpose eludes me. >>149922 Night, WoL.

Stupid question, I got scripts that are supposed to make 8chan work better but they don't activate, when I go on them it say "the script hasn't run yet". How to solve that?

>>149832 First trap is fluffed. >Fuuma Kotarou (100): The fifth to claim the name which is held by the leader of the Fuuma clan of shinobi, as one might suspect this makes your Servant one of the greatest masters of the ninja arts to have graced the shores of the Land of the Rising Sun. While surprisingly compassionate given his profession at the end of the day he will accept any and every kind of order, anything and everything is permissible when it comes to his duty as an elite shinobi. Despite incarnating costing him the phantasmal body that allows a Servant the stealth of a spirit this is hardly a limit to a ninja, easily able to suppress his presence to the point that few could even hope to detect him until just before he moves for an attack. Alongside outrageous mastery of the ninja arts he also possesses two special abilities, his Noble Phantasms formed from the legends and truths of his history as the leader of the Fuuma Clan. First is that he may summon additional shinobi which can fight alongside him or engage in other tactics, the widespread harassment of enemy troops is a bit of a specialty for them, with potentially 200 such additional ninjas at any given time. His other power comes in the form of his monstrous ancestry, by tapping into this heritage he can gain considerable strength and an almost tireless endurance at the cost of steadily damaging himself with strength that his mostly human body cannot handle without issue. As his master Kotarou will fulfill any orders you might have whether for good or evil without complaint, and when he says any order he really means it. Murder, torture, sabotage, and more for sure but given his slender build and fair visage it wouldn’t be difficult for him to take on the role of a kunoichi given a ninja’s mastery of disguise would include certain skills.

>>149929 Will the second trap have a big fat butt?

>>149932 The remaining traps are Fate Noah and an entirely OC Ambush trap who's doing to be a demigod of Dionysus. I'm not planning to get into the details of the male companions' butts.

>>149832 My schizo wife is cute.

Jumper's son was just born like two days ago and he can speak full sentences. Is he the antichrist?

>>149936 Maybe a little.

>>149927 Argent, you're a WoD/CofD lore expert right? Say that EVERY TEMPLATE THAT YOU CAN THINK OF wanted to compete in a Giant Robot Tournament for some inane inexplicable reason. Every template is building their own unique Giant Robots. Vampires make a Vampire mecha. Woofs desperately try to make something vaguely approaching a mecha. Mages go fucking nuts making the mother of all mage-mechas. So on. What would the end results of each of those projects look like? We're specifying New World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness for this question, unless something really cool/funny would happen in OWoD you feel like sharing.

>>149936 Are you fucking canines

Good morning guys

>>149938 >Woofs desperately try to make something vaguely approaching a mecha NTA but the Iron Masters can work something out, they get Technology Gifts. The Uratha also aren't as anti-technology as the Garou on the whole are, on account of technology not being a psyop by the Weaver to kill free will in the CofD.

>>149941 So they might actually make a good mecha? Interesting.

>>149938 Being realistic, the Mages from both games and the Geniuses in CofD would crush everyone else by a hilarious margin as long as the tournament takes place outside of view of the normies (preferably outside of the Earth for the really fun shit).

>>149938 I don't think you realize how nonsense a bunch of mages pulling out all the stops to build a mech would get. Perfected Materials, Imbued spells, and forcibly fusing a high-Rank ephemeral entity to it to turn it into a Claimed; the result would be abominable.

>>149943 Yes, I know the Mages and Geniuses would crush the competition then compete in the most absurd showdown local space has ever seen. But I want to know what every other template's Big Mechas look like too. >>149944 It would be really, REALLY cool though.

>>149945 >It would be really, REALLY cool though. I mean, yeah, but it would be a fucking monster. Anyways, CofD Vampires don't have much going for them in this regard. Like, at all, and a Beast would show up claiming that they WERE the mech and should get to compete. Demons actually are the mech though.

>>149945 Can the Vampires dress up an Elder with some sort of giant monstrous transformation power in armor and call it a mecha?

>>149932 Grimm no

>>149938 The Technocracy are the only ones who even somewhat understand the assignment but they probably create something like fucking Getter Emperor and it goes horrifically out of their control (a Weaver spirit hijacked the controls). The Garou have no fucking clue what you're talking about and just summon up or craft some giant walking elemental golem thing to murder all the humans, and the vamps mistake a half-asleep Ante for a mecha, failing the task successfully. The Mummies believe this is a scheme by THE NEW WORLD ORDER (and Apophis) so they have opted to watch from afar instead of engaging directly, the 'Lings are dying from sheer banality run-off from the Technocracy mech, the Wraiths giant robot is somehow phasing through the floor, and the Demons are cheering everyone else on whilst not really getting what's going on. Comparatively, the Uratha do much better at building a mech than the Garou since they're not hyper-luddites and actually grasp the inner workings of technology, the Pentacle mages can probably jury-rigg something, the Seers just have one of their Tetrachs pull some bullshit to get the best possible 'mech' their demon-worshiping asses can afford, the Mummies are not allowed to participate - a Judge's emanation has somehow found its way into the contest and nobody has realized it isn't actually a machine and wasn't there until a few seconds ago (the Seer and Gentry know, but they also know better than to look straight at it), the Demons have sent a single representative Gone Loud for sub in for a giant robot, and the Changelings are there in the far distance thinking this is a True Fae plot.

>>149946 >Anyways, CofD Vampires don't have much going for them in this regard. Like, at all Would it be better for them if they were OWoD Vampires? Cain is banned from assisting in the competition. >and a Beast would show up claiming that they WERE the mech and should get to compete >>149947 >Can the Vampires dress up an Elder with some sort of giant monstrous transformation power in armor and call it a mecha? I'm going to allow it CONDITIONALLY on "Evangelion Rules"; you can have your giant biomech, but it needs to be piloted and you have to build the mech from scratch; it can't be an elder Vampire/Beast in power armor, it has to have ALWAYS been a mech from the start. If you use a Horror egg or vampire blood/body parts to build it it's fine.

>>149942 The Forsake will have the Iron Masters build the mech and the Blood Talons pilot it. It'll probably have some weird Gifts built in, but will otherwise be fairly straightforward. The Pure will have to deal with the Predator Kings trying to sabotage their rival mech, but once the Ivory Claws and Fire-Touched get it done (mostly the Fire-Touched), it will be absolutely stuffed with Spirits. It might be a combining mech with each smaller mech inhabited by multiple Hosts, or they might just build the robot around a traffic accident's worth of Magath and call it a day. >>149943 The Pentacle's mech project would absolutely be headed by the Free Council (they like technomagic the most), Moros and Obrimos specifically (they have Matter and Forces respectively to sculpt and power the thing). The Seers would have their own mech, but due to Seer Infighting it might not be ready in time for the competition, except IT IS ALREADY HERE because a Tetrarch did a Time thingy. And then the Devil Gundam crashes the party, piloted by one Scelestus and ten thousand Abyssal horrors each worse than the last.

>>149777 >>everyone sees the Grievous dindu nuthin part and assumes it’s Trade Federation propaganda I think there would be more outrage (at least from the Jedi) at them being portrayed as being like Jedi Lords. The Grievous backstory did actually happen, though they'll try to act self-righteous about it and Grievous himself is enough of a monster in his current state that any sympathy he might have had is gone by now. He himself would probably be more upset about it than anything both because it shows his past and things that genuinely hurt him and because working with JEDI SCUM?! But now, portraying the Jedi Order as acting like Jedi Lords, and that being a GOOD thing?! Heresy! Blasphemy! The Jedi Code, which is utterly failing them now and really didn't do them that much good back then, is holy and infallible! No, it doesn't matter that the Jedi Lords defeated the Sith and only were wiped out because of the Thought Bomb, the Council is right and everyone else is wrong!

>>149942 I know of at least one book that has them building umbraships

>>149950 >Evangelion Rules Fortunately(?) Tzimisce understands this assignment fairly well. I think.

>>149950 >Would it be better for them if they were OWoD Vampires? Yes, because then the Tzimisce are there to carry the whole endeavor on their back, like how they once created a living carnivorous cathedral.

>>149914 Hey, question. I was browsing the wod wiki - which is shit imo - and saw a mention that in a prototype version of the gameline, back when it was still connected to exalted, Lucifer was implied to be connected to Conky. Daystar, Morningstar, rebelling against heaven, that sort of thing. Now, normally, this doesn't matter because the connection between the two is not canon. However, we have an Exalted Vs jump, which still runs on that principle. What are some other weird shit that this might cause? iirc the scarlet empress and the ebon dragon are characters in wod, in hell? How bad for everything would it be if that ebby was actually the 'real' ebby?

>>149954 Tzimisce (because of course the 'mech' is the actual Ante in disguise) will eat his own faction then attempt to eat all the other giant robots. Whether he does so covertly or opts to immediately do so the moment the opportunity presents itself is up to how whimsical he's feeling.

>>149949 >Changelings I can see the Spring (giant robot fights are fun), Summer (use the giant robot to fight the Gentry), and Autumn (we can spook the Gentry by using the faerie knowledge and powers they gave us to build a giant robot) Courts deciding to compete anyway, over the strenuous objections of the Winter Court (this will get us all killed, you idiots). The Wizened can head the project (via Smiths and Inventors, and the Contracts of Animation, Artifice, and Forge). The whole thing may be plated with Cold Iron (the Smiths can do this), or it may not (if they don't have time).

8th Gen Ventrue (Bloodlines) into 4th Gen Caitiff (VtM) or vice versa?

>>149952 I always found funny that the Jedi Lord is just being a Jedi Noble by conquest, and that somehow is more bad to the Jedi Order than being a military general that creates peace... by conquest.

>>149956 ExVsWod goes out of its way to state that the Primordials/Yozi have been so fragmented and abstracted into the background of reality that there are no real traces of them left, just the vague smatterings of their themes coloring certain realms. That said, if we continue the parallels, we arrive at the conclusion that mages' Avatars are shards of Theion, which is hilarious.

>>149949 >>149957 The Vamps and Demons will get a sternly worded letter that the mecha competition is for mechas and they need to adjust their entries to legally be mechas rather than just random members of their races. The Judge is given a very kindly worded letter to the same effect with the suggestion that taping a Mummy to their head/chest who "controls" them would be sufficient. >>149958 All parties involved will have as much time as they need to make the best mecha they possibly can.

>>149962 Explain more about Avatars plz, I know nothing about mages.

>>149964 NTA, but Avatars are a mage's familiars. Also the source of their magic, IIRC

Great, now I can't download pics just by clicking on the name anymore.

>>149942 >>149941 https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Glass_Walkers i like glasswalkers

>>149966 Why would you even want that? That sounds like one of those terrible features that I'd go out of my way to uninstall as fast as possible

>>149964 Basically everything about mages except "Has incredibly versatile reality warping powers," is different between oWoD and CofD mages. Avatars are a oWoD mage thing; they're basically a unique soul component that all humans have that give them the innate ability to warp reality. In most humans they're unawakened and thus only warp reality passively and collectively, but mages are people who've awakened to them and can warp reality actively and personally. Avatars express themselves to their mages like spirit guides of varying levels of abstractness, from a figure they can interact with, to an unseen force guiding coincidences in their lives to foster their personal growth. They are heavily implied to be shards of God, as in Big G.

>>149968 Are you retarded?

>>149970 Anon, you're the one complaining about how you can't download pictures in a single click anymore.

I'm still upset that the Mage jump keeps paradox post jump despite people in future settings not having Avatars, it's really annoying and makes no sense except fore a purely mechanical crunch reason. A jumper can overcome the problem in a number of ways but others (companions/followers) aren't so lucky.

>>149963 >The Vamps and Demons will get a sternly worded letter that the mecha competition is for mechas and they need to adjust their entries to legally be mechas rather than just random members of their races. The Demon points out that it literally IS a giant mecha disguised as a normal person, but for the sake of fairness, they let one of their Fractal offspring hitch a ride on them as their 'controller'. Tzimisce simply has one of his kindred (it's actually him hijacking their body) control his 'mecha' body to fulfill the conditions. >The Judge is given a very kindly worded letter to the same effect with the suggestion that taping a Mummy to their head/chest who "controls" them would be sufficient. The Judge's lawtism deems this sufficient. It finds your attempts to tell it the letter of the law to be disrespectful to its station though, so it interrogates (ruthlessly disassembles) any other competitor whose mecha does not fit the pre-defined conditional of what the Judge interprets as being proper giant robot etiquette. This kills the Garou.

>>149971 You are very retarded indeed.

>>149964 When you Awaken, you unlock your [Stand]- I mean your Persona- I mean your Avatar. It's the voice inside your head, and it's what lets you cast spells. It's also often-but-not-always the opposite gender of the Mage.

>>149974 Anon, I'm not the one bitching about losing access to what sounds like a massive security issue

>>149967 >I like Glass Walkers Unfortunately, the rest of the Garou generally don't. If they tried to build a mech, half of the Nation would start sabotaging them because they've clearly fallen to the Weaver.

>>149973 >This kills the Garou. And nothing of value was lost.

>>149976 And you are retarded.

>>149977 Damnit stop being losers wolfs

>>149972 If i remember, isn't paradox a horrible thing to deal with it as a jumper because its so unique you can't find perks to fix the problem, just like with vancian magic?

>>149979 I'm gonna just assume you can't actually think of a reason why you like that feature enough to complain about it's removal, and are resorting to namecalling to hide that fact

>>149980 They cannot.

>>149960 It's more then that: the Jedi Lords were living proof that the conservatives were wrong. They loved and got married and had children and worldly possessions and political office and all the things the Jedi say lead to darkness and corruption...and yet, they were the champions of the Galaxy, beloved by so many different people that a Jedi Lord was elected to be Supreme Chancellor. The Council's golden boy, Kaan, ended up uniting the Sith into a far more dangerous threat, and even then, the Jedi Lords nearly defeated them. If you actually look at the Ruusan Code, you can see just how much the Coruscant Council seethed over the Jedi Lords' success: >Marriage is forbidden >Complete demilitarization >All academies and schools for Jedi outside of the Coruscant Temple are closed (most were closed, but some resisted and stayed open) >No political office for Jedi, they served the Senate, not the other way around >No having kids The list goes on. The Coruscant Council fucking HATED the Jedi Lords for outdoing them, and once they were all dead, made sure the legacy of the Jedi Lords was not just buried, but erased, because 'WE'RE RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG AND SHUT UP STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD BY SUCCEEDING' has been the banshee screech of the Coruscant Council for millennia.

>>149980 They are allowed to give themselves robot arms (see the Cyberdogs camp), it's just that a Super Robot is too big for them to get away with.

>>149981 Ironically the Mortals jump, by the same jumpmaker, has a perk that removes the problem. As it is meant to deal with the similar but far lesser problem experienced by Linear Sorcerers and also applies to similar things (like Paradox). But that only fixes the problem for jumper specifically, not for companions or those you awaken with Alchemy or a Primer.

>>149982 Coming from the guy started to repeat the same thing over and over again, that's rich.

>>149945 >>149951 Honestly the sheer number of ways mages can make a mech means you can divide them by Path and STILL get completely viable and functioning giant robots projects >Obrimos solidifying Mana into a giant robot Eidolon and Imbuing it with Celestial Fire cannons and Forces spells like insta-Hurricane and Earthquake >Moros building an actual giant robot out of platonically Perfected Metals with impossible material qualities >Thyrsus crafting a chitinous mecha-like kaiju shell and fusing a Rank 5 spirit to it into a Claimed minor-god >Mastigos delving into the Temenos to pull out a Rank 5 Goetia of mankind's dreams for giant robots with Space-warping enhancements that let it move in impossible ways >Acanthus recovering a wrecked giant mech from the future where humanity has finally invented them, repairing it, and giving it a Destiny of WIN, MECHA-SAAAAAAN!!!

>>149981 Not really, just build a sanctum

>>149987 That's rich coming from the guy who started to repeat the same thing over and over again

If I went to one of the WoD vampire jumps with one of the really strong racial boosters like Medaka Sue would I immediately jump to Caine level?

>>149988 Would the Moros also use their command of Death to imbue the Perfected Metal machine with the ghosts of martial artists, ace fighter pilots, and mecha otaku?

>>149992 Probably, or turn it into semi-intangible living shadows. They can also give it auto-canons with bottomless ammo and a cool sword and shield, now that I think about it.

>>149991 No because Caine isn't the sort of thing whose level you 'get' to. Even Antes have the whole "Plot Device" shit going on with them, and Caine is that but taken up to 11 and beyond. Not even mentioning the Sevenfold Curse.

>>149984 …maybe Sideous really was a necessary evil.

>>149991 That honestly depends on a bunch of different things. Like, if Caine is even canon since that's actually iffy, or if you're even a vampire descended from Caine, since there are possibly canon examples of non-cainite vampires.

night frens

>>149963 Meanwhile at Princess, putting together enough Bequests to make a Light-powered mecha goes fairly smoothly, with the biggest disagreements being about the color scheme. In the spirit of Super Robot, it is agreed that a Champion of Swords will be the pilot (with the hot-bloodedness and all). The Court of Tears probably has a mecha already sitting somewhere in the Alhambran vaults that they just have to dig up and get enough Wisps to turn back on, the Court of Storms will assemble a mech that turns into a giant Goalenu and destroys the Darkness with its drill, and every single Seeker of Mirrors will want to put forth their own mech as the One True Mech of the One True Heir, which ends about as well as you're thinking it does. The only Leviathans I can see trying to enter are the School of Clay, and the project will probably sputter out before they get a working prototype (not for lack of trying, but because the Cultists doing the work keep going insane). The Marduk Society, on the other hand, already have several mechs but can't find them because the location of the warehouses they're stored in was lost when they purged the Sky Wizards.

>>149998 Night.

>>149938 >We’re specifying New World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness Deviant builds a perfectly good mundane robot by mundane robot technology standards. The problem is, Variations kind of fucking suck dick compared to the powerwank of other splats so they build a serviceable not SUPER giant robot. They lose, quietly and ignominiously. Promethean on the other hand loses spectacularly due to catastrophic, competition disrupting outbreaks of hate plagues, wastelands and Azoth firestorms through no fault of their own from spending too long in one place. Any attempt to build a giant robot that gets off the ground is further sabotaged by lonely Prometheans trying to turn the giant robot into a new Promethean so they won’t be as lonely, or psychopathic Zekas trying to install themselves in the giant robot core and feed on the radiation there. Those who are not susceptible to the FUCK PROMETHEANS ALL MY HOMIES HATE PROMETHEANS phenomena look on with pity and annoyance, but are inevitably forced to chase them out of the competition crying because through (mostly) no fault of their own, Prometheans ruin everything around them because they’re abominations animated by the very energy of change itself. Except the Centimani. Who probably become giant robot target practice the moment they try to sneak off to the competition and rip away someone’s lifeforce. A random Qashmallim probably shows up, says something vague like “Build high the walls of Jericho until the trumpet blows” and then fades away right before the Prometheans’ project goes straight to hell.

>>149994 Nta but it isn't like Medaka is something a human could "get to", she can run faster than sound, defeat 640000 powerful opponents at once and when she was a teen she could block rapid gunfire by eating all the projectiles.

>>149999 >The only Leviathans I can see trying to enter are the School of Clay, and the project will probably sputter out before they get a working prototype (not for lack of trying, but because the Cultists doing the work keep going insane). I assume the Leviathan delegation is made up of those sisters who got an Evolution which lets them feed on electricity instead of get hurt by it, half a dozen School of Clay guys immediately getting their pride bruised by the competition, and one or two School of Thunder Leviathans specifically revering a Supernal God of the Aether (which has machine-like qualities, according to at least one account) that everyone else hates. The Leviathan project probably does not succeed, but it is also probably very confusing to watch Leviathans try to apply their usual toolkit to building a giant robot. You got several Leviathans wading out into the ocean to sacrifice virgins to themselves in order to “summon the power of the waves into this metal vessel” while another Leviathan goes on a journey into the Tempest to see if Tiamat knows anything about giant robots.

Is it accurate to describe the Celerity Discipline as a passive dexterity buff mixed with a more active blood fueled Sandivistan?

>>149949 >>149951 >>149958 >>149973 >>149988 >>149999 >>150001 Judgement time. Every single Mecha will be tested by fighting Godzilla, repeatedly, at escalating powerlevels. The first level will be the most derpy, waddly, barely-even-fit-to-call-Godzilla version of Godzilla ever depicted, and scale slowly but steadily upwards until we get to increasingly powerful emanations of Singular Point. How far does each Template's Mech get in the Godzilla Tests?

>>150005 It doesn't matter, a particularly powerful psychic japanese woman's gonna manage to get Godzilla to go away in the end

>>149959 4th Gen Ventrue into 8th Gen Caitiff

>>150005 I'm pretty sure only something like a mage-mech Imbued with that Space spell that banishes something from existence would work.

>>150005 The Promethean team, having been run out of town, is chased back into town by a dickhead Lilim right on time to be stepped on and incinerated by Godzooky without even owning a giant robot. The Lilim starts screaming about what losers they are and how they should be disqualified for continuing to participate without even owning a giant robot before popping out of existence, having completed it’s mission of making life worse for everyone involved.

>>150008 You're looking at the very end and saying that's the only thing that matters. That's not what I asked. I asked how far each would get in the Godzilla Gauntlet. They don't need to win permanently, just fighto! Godzilla will peacefully fuck off after the competition, after giving the winning mecha a bro-fist and a thumbs-up.

>>149956 I think they, or just shard for a scenario, shifted that onto the Raksha Laashe

>>149986 Do other people you awaken have pardox in other settings?

>>150009 Being Prometheans is suffering, is what I'm hearing.

>>150012 I believe so, I think you also need the perk to give people Avatars to make either the Primer or Alchemy methods work though. Since people in other settings don't have Avatars by default. . .

>>149999 With reference to >>150005, Leviathan has a very unconventional path to consistent victory reliant on rules technicalities. Even if their robot is otherwise shit, as long as it in some way enhances Vestiges of Sanctity such as Mind Blast or Besieging the Tower of Will the Leviathan can simply make the robot waddle over to the arena, then use it as a psychic loudspeaker to blast any Godzilla that can be construed as a mostly-marine lifeform and tell it to fuck off. Or join it’s team. Then make an appeal to the judges that this technically counts as piloting a giant robot for the same reason that Minovsky particles and Newtypes count as science. >>149956 >Lucifer was implied to be connected to Conky That is correct, yeah >What are some other weird shit that this might cause? Well for starters, I believe ExWoD implies that Conky became MULTIPLE gods, including Lucifer as well as some of the Umbra icon sun gods. For another, since oWoD Lucifer is the most burnt out, frustrated technical idealist in the part of ExWoD Conky that is him is probably in deep depression. oWoD Lucifer implying God told him to do everything has extremely weird implications that Theion had some kind of side hustle going on with Conky regarding the Exalted rebellion. It also implies a tacit alliance between the Scarlet Empress, Ebby, and Conky since both the former two and Lucifer are interested in empowering humanity to it’s full potential in order to resist the forces of darkness. >How bad In the middle term, things could be worse. For one thing the horrific state of the oWoD makes Ebby more likely to be helpful out of sheer contrarianess; worry about him when the fighting’s done. That is if you even think oWoD Ebby is the main chunk of the Ebon Dragon as known in Exalted. I honestly don’t. Holden made Kakegurui, one of the Thousands Hells, the origin of Ebon Dragon-like Charms. There’s also the Wyrm, the destructive vaguely dragon-coded spirit who lives in MALFEAS. Honestly if I had to guess at oWoD Ebby’s identity, I’d guess he’s an interpretation of the Exalted Ebon Dragon’s FETICH that’s Virtuous as fuck stealing his progenitor’s name and opposing the state of the world (which despite what I said, is honestly very similar to what the Ebon Dragon would like Creation to be like in the RotSE scenario where he wins) out of spite against him. Alternatively, oWoD Ebby is Five Days Darkness.

>>150011 Technically Laashe being a much more direct Lucifer analogue in Exalted doesn’t contradict the initial premise, since Laashe became that buff specifically because he incorporated the legend and power of the Unconquered Sun to catalyse his transformation into an Ishvaara. Laashe basically turned himself into the Unconquered Sun equivalent of what the Batman Who Laughs is to regular Batman. >>150013 Yes.

>>150015 >Then make an appeal to the judges that this technically counts as piloting a giant robot for the same reason that Minovsky particles and Newtypes count as science. While hotly debated, the judges will allow it three (3) times.

>>150017 Okay, they beat exactly three (3) Godzillas then. After that, I just don’t have enough faith in Leviathan construction to assume whatever deranged water-powered golem they pass off as a giant robot can defeat non-Godzooky Godzillas conventionally.

>>150017 Also the tragically mundane Deviant robot gets immediately punted into the sea by Godzooky. I’m not sure if Godzooky should be rated above or below Minila on paper because on the one hand flight and on the other hand sizeshifting, but I remember Minila doing more actual fighting and he actually zapped Ghidorah once. So Minila gets to be on top.

>>150019 So Promethians are completely disqualified, Deviants are out before even getting a single win, and Leviathans get the three lowest-rung Godzilla's before being summarily punted out of the ring. Who's next?

The newer oWoD Mortals jump needs an age option.

>>149778 If we ever get that Warcraft Chronicles jump my plan would be: >Appear a few years before the war of the ancients >Go up to Zandalar and use my out of setting holy powers to make them believe I'm a Loa >Beat Rezan in a Thunderdome for the title of patron god >Loot the titan facility in Un'Goro >Rizz up Tyrande before she can get with Malfurion >Once Azshara goes under assume direct control of the Kaldorei >Become the god-emperor of troll/night elf empire. I'll figure out how to deal with the racial tensions along the way

>>149821 Maybe Generic Modern Uplift or Generic Modern Asian/Chinese Uplift might be a better name for it.

Good morning my nikkers

>>150024 good morning

>>150024 Well fuck, I seem to have stayed up all night without noticing. Usually that's at least on purpose. . .

>>150020 Oh shit, they forgot about Geist. I forgot about Geist. We all forgot about Geist. Here’s another one for the judges: Is taking everyone’s leftover giant robot parts and kitbashing together a giant robot out of them that is then possessed to be piloted considered kosher for the purposes of building a robot? I ask because I can’t remember any other way for Geist. Assuming they’re allowed to, well…it’s actually still impossible to predict because of potential convoluted supernatural energy interaction and because who even knows how much scrap each team will have leftover or how willing they’ll be to part with it (Mummy won’t be at least). The lowball is they clear Godzooky, Minila and American Zilla before getting blown apart by the first mature Tohozilla. The highball is they luck out and get a Demon/Mage/Changeling/Mummy plot device and end up in a mutual kill with Heisei. It definitely loses to GMK, because GMK is canonically the reborn spirits of the angry dead taking revenge on Japan’s warcrimes and is by definition the stronger undead entity simply because there’s more of them. And the nWoD Deathlords, to the extent they’re relevant in this contest, probably support it more.

>>150024 We don’t have a Nikke jump.

>>149773 >Jedi Lords Unironically the only time where the Jedi weren't complete jobbers. They actually beat the Sith's shit in for like a thousand years consecutively until Khan had to commit suicide to avoid being trapped on a random shithole for 40 years fighting one battle.

>>149848 There's a reason why he's the only author to get mad at his adaptations, and no one gives a shit or supports him. At least GRRM admits he bit Moorcocks cock a lot while sucking him off.

>>150027 >Is taking everyone’s leftover giant robot parts and kitbashing together a giant robot out of them that is then possessed to be piloted considered kosher for the purposes of building a robot? The judges will allow it, with a successful charisma roll only as long as the other contestants are okay with it. They notable disallow for Plot Device-level scraps or the like; only basic parts and scrap.

>>149991 Medaka is literally just Caine of humans, so yes.

>>150025 Hello there Spazz >>150026 We're getting old... >>150028 Ask BLADE.

>>149984 Don't forget that dumb fuck Farfalla proving once again that Bothans deserve literally nothing by getting the ball rolling on this and also cucking out to Valorum before getting to Tython and realizing he fucked up severely.

>>150033 God, I love Hagmons

>>149984 Did the council even count as conservatives? Since during the Mandalorian wars that was seen as a massive change in policy and the only reason it went through was because everyone else was dead, like for a while, the Jedi temple on Coruscant sat almost empty and the council had no members

>>150029 You could even say the more connected you are to the living force, the less of a jobber you are. The Force hates politicians and love conquerors that breed alien women. Qui-Gon-Jinn only lost because despite his iconoclast tendencies, he was a virgin. For the same reason, Obi-Wan won most of his battles because of the opposite.

>>150037 You're saying that the Force, a living energy field created by the conscious and spiritual essence of life itself, wants you to go out and live a natural life instead of cloistering yourself inside a temple and denying every natural inclinations you have???? Crazy talk. That path leads to the dark side.

>>150038 Everyone knows that having the Force and breeding twi'lek pussy is a path to the dark side. Stay inside a temple, be a jedi neet, recite the litanies of celibacy.

>>150024 When did you become a Nikka?

>>150037 Anakin kinda shows this off. Even though he got absolutely fucked over, that's more because he stopped to take the Jedi seriously instead of learning all he could, then fucking off from the order and living with his hot politician wife while just fighting the war as a commander under the GAR not affiliated with the Jedi. Though had he done so I don't doubt he'd have ended up as Palpatines apprentice faster, but he definitely would have most of his limbs intact since Obi-Wan wouldn't have been his mentor/partner for as long, and got to fight him right after he turned to the Dark Side.

>>150039 Reminder that Malgus killed her to be more edgy and became an eternal jobber afterwards. Spazz I think your theory holds more merit than you think.

>>150042 He regretted it right after, he even said so. He got the Vader power up of hating himself for being so stupid

>>150041 >>150042 >Ani, my boy >The celibacy garbage the Jedi shove down your throat? It's a scam, a complete lie. >The Living Force isn’t some stuffy librarian shushing your feelings. It’s alive, pulsing with passion, creation, and, dare I say, romance! You think the Force wants you to ignore that smoking hot senator of yours? Padmé Amidala, with her brains and her beauty? >Oh, please! The Force is practically screaming at you to sweep her off her feet and get busy making little Skywalkers! >You’ve got to breed, Ani! Yes, I said it. >Breed that fine politician wife of yours! It’s not just your destiny, it’s practically a public service! >Thank you, senator. You are a good friend.

>>150041 I actually think Anakin being outside of the Jedi Order would severely inconvenience Sidious's plans. Sidious was meticulously leveraging the conflict between Anakin and the Jedi in order to tempt him into committing greater and greater atrocities, bringing him further into his fold such that Anakin could no longer go back to being the person he was before. Sidious's goal wasn't just to turn Anakin to the dark side, it was to do so in such a way that it inextricably bound Anakin to him. However, this would be vastly more difficult if Anakin was an independent Force user. Sidious wouldn't have the pressure of the Jedi to bully Anakin down the path he wants in defiance of his actually pretty stable moral foundation. He might tempt Anakin into learning the dark side but I doubt Anakin would ever truly become Vader. He would more likely end up being something like Dooku, someone who precisely wields and leverages the dark side as a tool rather than just embracing it all the time. And he would certainly never become the pawn of Sidious, especially if Anakin ever learned who he actually was and that he'd been manipulating him this whole time. In that case Sidious's worst fears would become realized: an Anakin who has embraced the dark side but is now fighting against Sidious instead of with him.

>>150043 Wasn't much of a power up when everyone in the galaxy has had a turn beating his ass like he owes them money.

>>150030 I've found that Moorcocks god that name and GRRM are rather "honest" writers.

Hmm...Honkai Impact 3rd before or after my WoD arc? I initially put it before (but late enough to have my Jumper theoretically be strong enough to deal with things), but now I'm reconsidering and thinking WoD stuff might help with HI3rd.

>>150030 I'm pretty sure Frank Miller has also said there's only one adaptation of his works that he likes, although he seems a lot less spiteful about it than the Witcher guy is.

>>150046 Now that you said it, i'm quite sure the power level of the SWTOR classes are related to how much pussy you get during your storylines. Jedi Knight = powerful enough to beat the Emperor, got a lot of pussy Jedi Consular = weak, no pussies Jedi Soldier = mediocre, almost no pussies Smuggler = powerful enough to beat jedi and sith with a pistol, got a lot of pussies Sith Warrior = grow stronger with each fight like Yuujiro Hanma, got a lot of alien pussy Sith Inquisitor = ghost-boy, got some pussy Imperial Agent = powerful enough to kill sith and jedi, got a lot of pussy Bounty Junter = jobber, got almost no pussy.

>>150048 I don't know enough about WoD to say anything useful so here's a tuna instead.

>>150051 >so here's a tuna I don't get it.

Assume you were a civilian in Naruto and could buy scrolls with ninjutsu inside them for reasonable prices. What would be some scrolls you would gravitate towards buying regularly? Scrolls that I currently assume would be popular >Shadow Clone >Transformation >Bodylicker >Summoning(for different trained ninja animals, like dogs and birds and the like) What else? I want to figure out better what jumpers business should stock.

>>150053 Storage and summoning would definitely be the absolutely most valuable ones for a civilian, assuming you're a merchant. Being able to just store away your stuff would make travel amazing, and being able to summon up your entire house or storefront or whatever when travelling is amazing

>>150053 Medical ninjutsu. Just the basic Mystical Palm would be extremely useful.

>>150055 Hey Spazz you're a kung fu movie fan right? Mind giving me you top 5 obscure favorite actors from that genre?

>>150056 Sammo Hung and Stephen Chow are your best choices for finding good but unknown kung fu movies.

>>150057 >>150058 >>150059 I'd say Bruce Leung is the only real obscure one of the 3 with Sammo and Yuen Wah having enough of a connection with Jackie to maybe break through to more general audiences. Hell Sammo had a pretty popular american tv show in the 90s, anyway what Bruce Leung movies have you seen?

>>150060 To be honest the closest thing i've watched to a Bruce Leung movie was The Incredible Kung Fu Master. His movies are pretty old to be on YIFY.

>>150060 As for Stephen Chow i watched a lot of his movies, especially From Beijing With Love.

>>150061 You can find a bunch on youtube, guy was a pretty popular Bruce Lee Clone back in the 70s/80s, he was also played Chen Zhen in The Legendary Fok which was a very popular martial art show of the time. For a modern-ish movie he's great in look up Gallants, he's also in the Grandmaster though I can't remember his role in that one.

Hey, quick question that's bothering me. I remember someone here said that this MLP jump had some really overpowered/reddit-tier perk in it. Having looked it over, some perks are a bit overpowered but...not to the degree that I'd call it like that. Which perk was the problem, exactly?

>>149949 >Lings are dying from sheer banality run-off from the Technocracy mech I think a cool mech tournament is like the opposite of banality for the lings, even if it's a Technocracy mech.

>>150064 The perk they were complaining about is Apples to the Core, which raises your companion import limit in every jump up to twelve.

>>150066 ...hwat? That's barely even a perk at all. One of the most common and basic bitch houserules is to ignore companion limits.

>>150067 It's a perk that changes how something in other jumps works, and therefore is "reddit tier garbage" It's also important to remember that that jump is absolutely ancient. Like, 2014/2015 ancient, IIRC? Back then ignoring companion limits wasn't a common houserule at all. Hell, having companions was a fairly new thing

>>150068 ...Huh. Fair enough I guess.

What the fuck is a Chaos Gacha and when can I expect Reddit to make a jump for it?

Did Skyrim's Elder Scrolls jumps come out before or after the stupid dog and YJ ones?

What perks to do we have for having great bravery in the face of overwhelming odds? >The context to this is that this is Tad Scott a Christopher Reeves expy, as in he played that universe's Super-Man equivalent in movies and recently that Super-Man has come to life and has been doing geniune acts of heroism and kindness around the world (Who is in fact a terminally ill child who is a massive fan of those movie and gained the ability to turn into him via a later revealed Faustian bargin.) Anyway a super-villain (Who is an old bully to that terminally ill kid ass-mad after getting some comeuppance in the past) is tearing up a city after Superior has been de-powered Or is afraid to intervene, I can't remember it's been a minute since I read this comic and then the images happen.

>>150070 Hello Retard. A Chaos Gacha is plot device that give rolls of different quality, that can be perks or items. Goodbye retard.

>>150069 Also, the thing functionally gives you an extra four free companion imports whenever you buy an eight-pack of companions. >>150070 It's barely a CYOA that people are using as a writing prompt https://chaosgachaweb.onrender.com/ >>150071 Before

>>150074 >>150070 Whoops, apparently the gacha got a new website since I last looked at it https://www.chaosgacha.com/

>>150075 >Make a roll >Get a doctor's appointment NGL, I actually think that'd be a neat power/item to have.

>>150074 >Also, the thing functionally gives you an extra four free companion imports whenever you buy an eight-pack of companions. Wow, that might be a little broken...if I ever bought companions in 8 packs. As is, it's just kinda... Ah well. Now I just need to convince myself that even though the meta is obviously to go Alicorn, being a Changeling Queen is fine too. Even though doing so means I lose loads of CP on perks I would've gotten for free otherwise. And really want. Fuck.

>>150075 >See the Familiars option >Roll Gacha >Idly think of a devil Familiar >Mind briefly goes to a theoretical Makima Familiar >Gacha eventually lands on pic related AAAAAAAAAA

>>150077 A Changeling Queen can easily solo Alicorns. Like, Crystalis was introduced after having subdued one and subdues another one during the plotline. She DID get less relevant as time went on after she absolutely refused to take the race-wide powerup all the other changelings got, but she's still exceptionally powerful

>>150078 Oh neat. I just got poor acting skills, Deku's Mom's quirk, skin sticky enough to climb walls, and a bottle of infinite skin lotion

>>150079 >race-wide powerup Death before whatever the fuck that fugly thing was.

>>150073 >>150074 >>150075 So it's an even gayer version of Celestial X. Got it.

>>150082 Nah, it's actually less overpowered

>>150082 You could have discovered that on your own too!

>>150052 It's an in-joke from the HI3 fandom. "Tuna" is Kiana's fandom nickname because... >google-fu Apparently "tuna" is the English translation of "salty fish" in the original text, which is a Chinese slang term for a person who's lazy or irresponsible. IE if you've been playing video games all day and neglecting your homework, your classmates might say you've been a salty fish all day. And Kiana is a lot of things but a diligent student is not on the list.

>>150085 >which is a Chinese slang term for a person who's lazy or irresponsible. Fuck! That's why that LN was called the Dao of the Salted Fish!

>>150079 I am aware of that, but that doesn't change the fact that Alicorns get an Advanced Talent (300 CP) and the Glory beauty perk (400 CP) for free. I can only afford one of those with my current build. Obviously the beauty perk.

>>150084 I'd rather outsource my suffering. I found out it doesn't actually help build character.

>>150075 >Ability: Greater Hell Flame >Trait: Eclipse >Skill: Adept Management >Familiar: Lil' Nurgle >Item: Dust Supply Crate ...Is this thing trying to tell me something?

>>150088 ...touche

>>149813 >dig straight down Minecraft-style (you will eventually reach Azeroth's World-Soul and be able to shove whatever magic you have into it) >learn how to do necromancy using any and all sources of magic at your disposal (imagine using your magical girl powers to make glittery Death Knights) I have a question about these two, What if my source of necromancy is the perk from Danny Phantom to make that style of ghosts and ecto energy? How would this change the world adn fuck up the normal undead of the world? >host a shapeshifting contest (a dragon will probably win) Waifu a dragon? >>149819 >her Is she a pretty knife?

>>150091 >Is she a pretty knife? No. Looks absolutely retarded.

>>149813 But what if I wanna ahageo the knife into being my loyal little murder muffin?

>>150093 >>149813 Oh nevermind, I looked up what she looks like and ew

>>150072 Do you really need a perk for that.

>>150072 Courage perks are rather common? They're one of those perks common enough that you'll never really pay attention to them existing. I suggest Zelda

>>150095 Everyone in this thread is a bitch, yes. You may think you are prepared for combat, but you're not.

>>150065 White Wolf had at one point caught a really common artiste brainbug - "Knowing things drains wonder and beauty from things."

>>150098 I know that the Earth was created by a simple stray rock that fell in line with the Suns gravity well and developed life over a long long time. Doesn't make it any less miraculous and wondrous.

What jumps have your favorite variations of elves? Either to be yourself or for a companion.

>>150097 Anon, consider the pics.

>>150075 Got loli vampire? Ok I can accept that.

>>150100 Huh. I didn't know there was more to that chick than her saying you should eat a whole loaf of bread a day

>>150048 What are you doing in your WoD arc?

>>150104 Unknown/TBD. I'll figure that out as my writing gets closer to that arc.

Yo mornin thread, wish me luck on my life changing job interview please Im gonna need it. In actual jc related stuff does anyone know what your owod avatar (for mage) looks like? As in I know they are different for each person but what does YOUR avatar look like? I went virtual adept and Im having trouble figuring it out. All I have really come up with is something like shodan.

>>150102 ... Man, it's weird seeing people get lucky. I got twelve new york city subway rats, a mimic, and Iago as my familiars.

>>150106 >what does YOUR avatar look like? It's a frog, naturally.

>>150103 She does like her bread.

>>150109 Looks more like a toad to me.

>>149994 Sevenfold curse is indeed a "no" but as for the rest - I don't think you really seen the perk in question. It is perpetual shounen escalation married to the anime super genius, personified. ...In truth, the initial poster was a little silly to even ask the question.

>>150106 Fucked up evil baphomet/spider horror that won't stop screaming in his ear, motivating him to try and save the world out of spite for it.

>>150110 I specifically knew her from this video, which youtube decided to play when I was listening to touhou eurobeat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMpCsebHgRs&list=RDfMpCsebHgRs&start_radio=1

>>150111 There is no taxonomical or evolutionary difference between Frogs and Toads. It's entirely an informal naming scheme that I reject

>>150108 Rolled once again to see what will drop and I got second vampire loli. The same familiar twice.

>>150106 Like this. Exactly like this. ...that was an ominous sign, in hindsight.

>>150117 Gratz. Enjoy your twins

>>149972 There is a ye olde Mage jump by Poor Dick or somesuch, if you are content with your perks just spheres, arete and buffed-up merits. I'd hesitate to call it better, but if you find that flavour of brainbugs more tolerable...

>>150113 Huh thats an image. But Im kinda getting an idea for a mechanical spider or drider that could be cool for my stuff from it. >>150109 Frog friend >>150118 That could be cause for alarm yes

>>149758 >>149772 >Ascension depiction of a “10-dot effect” It's been ages since I was into the OWoD and I never got into the new reboot at all, but I could have sworn that reaching Archmastery locked you out of Ascension altogether? Like it was supposed to be a sort of trap where focusing too much on personal power fucked up your chance at enlightenment.

>>150122 Mage is horrifying inconsistent about basically everything.

>>150122 I was under the understanding that you grew into archmastery and then somehow at some point you just double awaken and ascend

>>150123 To be more accurate, it is horrifyingly inconsistent even with the limits of a single edition. With edition drift, trying to figure out how things work is basically "choose your own adventure" with a number of semi-viable ways to read the setting/explain how things work.

>>150122 Archmaster DOES make Ascension harder in oWoD, but I think it's still possible.

>>150122 I think you may be getting Ascension confused with godhood or becoming an Exemplar. Those are the "you get entirely swallowed up by the divine role/concept and like a Primordial from Exalted cease to have meaningful interests outside of it, you may be insanely powerful but you basically gave yourself a lobotomy and the REAL prize of Ascension is even better. Allegedly" >>150121 >That could be cause for alarm yes I was just happy it made me look like a professional Demon Emperor at the time, I was not aware during that phase of my existence why being the Demon Emperor was an alarming fact when I just saw it as an efficient allocation of resources. Nobody was ever going to have to boil more water again just to keep the lights on. >>150124 The nature of "double awakening" has been left vague, but most mages see it as optimistic. The most pessimistic interpretation is that it's simply the scheme of a Nyarlathotep expy to usher in his horrifying eldritch masters to assfuck reality into a nightmare charnel house. The most optimistic interpretation is that it is Telos, the 10th Sphere, an unbound force of human-directed providence that lets every single human shape their desired reality without contradicting anyone else's. Everyone becomes, if not THE God (which is apparently a different outcome according to Days of Fire), then A god capable of doing a decent impression.

My first romantic interest being an ancient, slutty deity is probably a boon as I think about it because she probably has pointers for working the harem angle, and my wife having huge tits is likely a positive modifier in regards to Juri specifically. The plot here is likely quite strange I imagine since I think most of my people will want to stick by me everywhere I go, and so it's going to be a pretty large crew of powerful fighters carrying expensive equipment around the world. That's pretty threatening and I see why a lot of characters would not like to see that coming. Likely none of them will get Law Enforcement origins since it ties them up elsewhere. Two of my Pokemon were low key so they'll probably be my assistants with setting equipment up, four were a bit troublesome and will likely end up in just as many random fights as myself, and then wife is... I don't know what she's doing.

>>150127 *be getting archmastery confused with godhood or becoming an Exemplar, I mean. This >>150126 is accurate, it's harder but still possible and definitely not a dead end like the other two paths.

>>150106 >>150109 Alternatively, an oddly supportive but very insistent crow that just wants me to be better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or3aeINvJEg

>>150091 Infusing Azeroth's world-soul with the energies of the Ghost Zone will align her towards becoming some kind of Titan-tier super-ghost. Just as Titans infuse world-souls with Arcane/Order magic to make more of their own kind, Argus being infused with Death magic made him go to the Shadowlands when he died, and the Old Gods were created to turn world-souls into Void Titans, so too would you be aligning Azeroth with the cosmic force of Being A Danny Phantom Ghost. As for necromancy, Light-based undead do not necessarily infect other undead with the Light, but you can corrupt anything with enough time and focus, and the energies of the Ghost Zone are probably much less painful to be a host to than the energies of the Shadowlands. Corrupting normal undead to run on those instead may or may not just mellow them out.

>>150127 There are a bunch of 10th spheres and its weird none of the jumps let you buy into them. The dreamspeaker spirit one where you can just metaphysically NAME things and thus give them purpose and power is so cool to me.

>>150132 >NAME things and thus give them purpose and power There's a perk that does that in The Neverending Story, if you want a power like that

>>150123 >>150124 >>150126 >>150127 I think what I'm remembering was from old The Sorcerers Crusade jump when? book? There were three end paths a mage could go down IIRC; the path of being a dickbag nephandi and fucking everything up for everyone including yourself, the path of Ascension, and the path of becoming a Archmage.

>>150131 This just makes me want to corrupt it all with ghost energy. Imagine the Burning Legion ripping through the world and this one guy shows up and offers a new superpower to change the people to protect them. It is a new and different type of weird necromancy in their eyes. I do want to try this now. Any idea if the dragon flights would try to stop me from spreading this new ghost energy?

>>150133 Oh yeah its just that I like a lot of the weird 10 sphere ones. Like information, just outright understanding and changing reality by altering the information directly.

>>150134 Ah, I'm mostly going off Masters of the Art and the Ascension sourcebook. >Nephandi Sometimes I wonder what kind of mindset would make someone do something so fundamentally degrading and self-destructively malicious. And then I remember Gohanposter exists.

>>150126 Masters of the Art, the book that introduces Archspheres, says this; >In the search for unlimited power, most Archmages miss the keys to unlimited understanding. As a result, they lose sight of the path, focusing more and more on a particular goal and suffering from a myopia that prevents Ascension. The Quest-ing Archmage may find total comprehension of a Sphere, but that does little good when he fails the larger quest.

>>150135 The Bronze might, because "you're violating the True Timeline." The Blues would at least want to see your weird new magic before they let you just go doing it everywhere.

>>150139 Basically, Ascension is kinda like Golconda, except WW didn't shoot themself in the foot for once by trying to tackle concepts they weren't really equipped to handle. "Its a mystery" is an underwhelming answer, but sometimes it is a superior option to the alternatives.

>>150140 I don't think the Blues have expressed any kind of opinion on anything, ever, since Malygos died as rapist and the dragon equivalent of an ultraconservative.

>>150141 >like Golconda OG Golconda where it was just a matter of self-acceptance and was decently common, or the later spiritual enlightenment kind that was made increasingly rarer and more mythical with each edition?

>>150110 Faith in big titty elf waifus: restored.

>>150141 It could also have been as bad as, say, Onyx Path's attempt to rebrand Infernals in 3e without almost any of the traits that made them originally appealing and act like they're doing you a favour. I was going to stay up late to give them a piece of my mind, but the more I think about it the more I realise it's just not worth losing some perfectly good sleep.

>>150143 The latter. WW tried to make it more significant, more mysterious, more everything but eventually fumbled shit up by just having a small sidebar go "So, this is what Golconda does, mechanically" with a pretty miserably written mandatory spiritual journey required to accomplish it. There were a bunch of typical "Of course do whatever in your own game, maybe spice it up somehow" appends, but default rules are default rules.

>>150142 It is difficult to get the Blues to do anything collectively anymore, yes, but at least anyone who owes Kalecgos a favor is going to watch you work just in case, once they get word that this is a new kind of magic. Some of them might wanna learn and think it's cool.

>>150146 Not worth it indeed. Money speak louder, anyway.

>>150140 Okay then, I will infect the world core with ghost energy and make a new super ghost planet. How much would this affect the life on the surface? I know elves are suppose to mutate easily, but would everyone just become part ghost or would it just make new magic schools for people? This would be my first time converting a world like this

>>150150 For most people, it will probably just give them a new magic school. It will, however, mutate anything directly connected to Azeroth's world-soul, as well as anyone standing in, on, or too close to a ley line when you finish (this will take a lot of energy, the Titans have had tens of thousands of years and aren't done yet, the Old Gods had even longer and didn't fully convert her). Expect Spooky(tm) makeovers for things like World Trees, Titan facilities, magical Wells, and such. If Azeroth stays like this for long enough before awakening (this will probably take a really long time), the Elves will be the first to start turning into Half-Ghosts, followed by everyone else (an even more ridiculous number of years later).

I might try to make combat monsters. I think that's where my studies will lead in Street Fighter. I think I'm going to apply my Fight Sciences to study a bunch of top fighters, attempting to optimize that data through both simulations and my own experiencewith their offered techniques, and use whatever tissue samples (voluntarily offered of course) along with previously collected Pokemon genetic material that I collected to steadily develop a powerful, mass production soldier that I can then figure out how to make through druidic magic. Have them pop out of the pod with complete martial arts ability, possessing an energy developed in house after studying the local varieties from bog standard ki to soul power to psycho power to whatever the hell Dhalsim is doing. Mixing disparate bullshit together falls under one of my many specialties. Since I'd be learning a lot from A.K.I they would likely carry venom as well. I'm excited.

>>149834 >>149815 Well, fuck WoW got crazy. >>150022 I sort of want to start super early and just watch all the races evolve and build their empires.

>>150152 So you'll be making your own Dural from Virtua Fighter or Alpha 152/Phase 4 from Dead or Alive.

>>150151 It does sound fun to at least try. Are their any detection from the big players that would alter them to someone trying to usurp their planet core with new energy? Yeah, I think going to Warcraft and trying to convert the world or at least make a new race of half ghosts would be a cool way to spend my time there. I just thought, does this mean I would have to build a local ghost zone for my people to go to after death. I recall hearing the local afterlife sucks balls.

>>150154 Sorta kinda, yeah. Super soldiers using the dna, combat data, and special abilities of top fighters; I'm just also going to use inhuman dna and magic.

>>150155 >detection The Titans do have monitoring systems on their stuff, but until Legion they're busy being dead about it. Your real problem is Sargeras, who might notice and will then immediately beeline for Azeroth with the third Legion invasion. If he notices early enough, the Draenei won't have landed on Azeroth yet and everyone will still be under strength from the Third War, with all the problems that come with that. >build a local Ghost Zone Depends. The Shadowlands are, until Legion, run by the Eternal Ones and a robot Arbiter who replaced Zovaal when he became the Jailer. This is not optimal, as the sorting criteria for the few afterlives we see is kind of basic and we don't see much of any more specific afterlives, but the really sucky part comes only after the Dreadlords infusing Argus with Death magic causes it to go to the Shadowlands when it dies and break the Arbiter (who was not programmed to run world-souls through its sorting algorithms). A broken machine is a terrible place to unlive, who knew?

>>149821 Okay, I can take a crack at it. First, I assume this generic is focused on works similar to Scholar’s Advanced Technological System. I that case, >>150023 has better names for it. I would say a Nationalism/Racism drawback should be something, as it is absurdly common in the Chinese novels who write these, but whatever. I would say that the locations are fine, but I would point out that the EU is more then fine as an option. Plus it makes the roll a clean d10 instead of the awkward d9. The ideas for origins seem alright, though I would also say make it ambiguous whether the college dropout is actually a dropout. It is also really common for the MC in these stories to still be in college formally, but never do crap. Hell, a perk for being able to keep up with courses despite never going to them would be excellent. Basic perk ideas seem alright, thougn without fleshing out I can't give more ideas. Items seem solid as a base, but see perks for the overall feedback. Companions should be below cheats. Cheats listed are pretty solid. Need cheats to instantly gain knowledge of something as long as you spend a nebulous point system, something to make desgining stuff easier would also be a good cheat. For drawbacks, again I will argue the EU is best not made as a drawback, as buracracy is EVERYWHERE and they do still have some centers of technology. Change it to a generic red tape drawback and you're set. International sanctions seems like an okay drawback. To expand upon the nationalism/racism drawback, tier one makes every other country assholeish to yours, while the other makes it so you intentionally are unwilling to cooperate with anyone not of your country even if they are skilled? A corporate espionage drawback would also be nice. If you can, post some works you are basing this jump on and I might be able to pull something from them.

What are some civilian professions in Star Wars? Eventually i want to make a star wars jump just like jedi initiate but for civilians when i finally get that jumpmaker spark again, and so i need some inspiration. The most obvious options would be smuggler and farmer.

>>150159 Politician, mechanic, racer, slicer, merchant, prostitute, cantina band member, scrapper

>>150159 Teras Kasi practioneer.

>>150075 ...pretty sure I've made a jumper EXACTLY like this once. Like, back around before /jc/ hit triple digit threads.

>>150160 Are you even sure there is prostitutes in star wars? Most of the sexy women were slaves.

>>149821 Take care not to let too much of the notes-style writing leak into the final version. Other than that, yeah sure sound like a jump.

>>150161 While not a profession, i would add teras kasi as a perk. I do find the idea of a martial art made to kill jedi pretty cool.

>>150163 Yes, it's one of the most common professions for the Zeltran race

>>150163 Oh, and exotic dancer is.

>>150167 Now that is the right idea - dancer

>>150157 >f he notices early enough, the Draenei won't have landed on Azeroth yet and everyone will still be under strength from the Third War, with all the problems that come with that. Fine, I would hold off to make sure people are strong enough. It would be hard enough to fight off a space war and turn a planet. >and we don't see much of any more specific afterlives That sucks, but I wonder if I could talk tot he guy in charge about commissioning one for people with ghost power. With help from the system it might be easy to build a new ghost zone and have it grow as those with the power die. I do not think I could get there early enough to save the goat homeworld.But was that the first planet to ever die? Because I would think the wars and such would have killed more before this.

>>149832 So the thought just struck me that with Nero mantling Venus, and her also killing herself, Nero could be meme'd into a Campione of herself.

>>150169 Argus has been conquered for 25,000 years, yes. The Draenei have been running from the Legion for longer than the Night Elves have existed.

>>150169 >>150171 Also, I just now realized what you actually meant. Argus is not the first world to be destroyed by the Legion (or anyone else), but is the first World-Soul to go to the Shadowlands instead of whatever dimension they normally go to when they die. It's like how killing a demon outside the Twisting Nether sends them back to the Nether. The Titans should have gone back to regenerate in whatever the Realm of Order is, but Sargeras grabbed their souls as he was killing them, except the bits Norgannon sent to the Keepers. Also, most planets don't have World-Souls. Draenor didn't, for instance. Ka'resh did, but that mostly got eaten by Dimensius.

>>150172 >>150171 Okay, Iv will just have to stay with the main world. I doubt my Jumper could unfuck the afterlife system. But plan B is at least try and have fun and mutate some elves. Any idea if I offer to convert people in half ghosts how many would take that power? I kind of want to stay outside of the Horde/Alliance war and be more neutral. Would offering this ghost zone energy make me more or a warlock patron or more akin the the death knight class?

I'd probably use Breloom and Blaziken dna. Strong legs, elongating arms, Speed Boost, Drain Punch, Spore; these are really great advantages.

>>150015 How difficult would you say it would be for Jumper to arrange for all of those scattered parts of Conky to be pulled back together and give him one last chance to be virtuous so that he can face the end of the world?

>>150163 Look at starwars galaxies my dude

>>150163 Even if there are sex slave most can only rent by the hour instead of keeping a live in person.

>>150015 And SE being original SE is likewise is not set in stone; there is a bazillion of possible candidates under the mask. Hell, she might be Mnemon.

>>150005 The Mummy (Judge) mecha ruthlessly rules-lawyers its way to victory against most Godzillas. It has no issues with Singular Point though, so it just sits and does nothing whilst Ultima eats the other competitors. The Uratha get decently far, but they probably hard stop at like Godzilla Earth. The Seers also get pretty far, but need to increasingly beg for Tetrarch handies. The Pentacle mages come up with some convoluted exploit via their magic mecha to banish most forms of Godzilla (especially the weird spirit one) before getting brickwalled by Earth.

I wonder if i should add an artist origin. But i don't remember any art in Star Wars and the closest thing it has is that opera Palpatine takes Anakin to.

>>150180 >any art in Star Wars Are you for real?

>>150181 If you want more generic pictures on the walls and shit it also can be done, but trying to go "there is no art in star wars" is such a fucking bizzare take when basically e v e r y t h i n g is stylized as hell

>>150106 Probably some furry.

>>150106 Probably some sort of animu waifu.

>>150181 Perhaps an archeologist then? I don't know, i can't see the murals as art.

>>150185 >I don't know, i can't see the murals as art. Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

>>150186 Actually no, this convo is hitting the levels of bizzare and stupid I have no tolerance for. Ejecting immediately.

>>150186 Spazz is a redditor. It is just one of those things.

>>150106 She pushes me towards change and freedom. I went as my own custom mage in the jump (also with Marauder abilities, but he can turn that off). Still trying to figure out what sort of custom tradition I should make for my magics.

>>150159 The Star Wars galaxy has basically all the professions that the real world has, and some more sci-fi ones. Some have been replaced by droids, but they still have things like plumbers and the like, the setting just doesn't show them. Honestly, I just don't think a jump on being any of those jobs in the Star Wars setting is actually interesting. At that point the jump basically is just "Generic Star Wars Worker", which is going to be made up of mostly OC stuff made to pad the content. If you are pulling the content for the jump from a specific source, I would likely recommend making a jump for the source material instead of making one for jobs.

>>149778 Still no goddamm WoW jump

>>150100 Sauce on the whore playing elf

>>150192 Reverse search any frame where her face is clearly shown.

>>150192 HIBEANSTHEELF on Instagram, it says on the end on the first video.

>>150193 I'm on mobile

>>150195 NTA but you can reverse image search on mobile.

>>150191 There are enough WIPs to make a build or just wank and say I wet there and pick a class. We do have a Warcraft Orcs and Humans, Warcraft 3 and the WIP. So you can still visit the world before the MMO

>>150196 This. The other anon is correct tho.

>>150103 >>150110 >eat a whole loaf of bread a day Totally stealing this for incidental lore for a visit to World of Lewd Elves. Or maybe cheat it with the melon pies shown kinda late into Yuuna and the Haunted Hot Springs manga. >>150100 >What jumps have your favorite variations of elves? Dunno, maybe MtG's Mirrodin/New Phyrexian elves or Arifureta's for weirdness factor (though disconnected from their respective canon networks), or No Game No Life's elves for the initial magic power even if it's at the cost of being physically inept. Honorable mentions for the dark elves in Realist Hero and GATE for vassal candidates even if it'd take some work to polish them up to competence. >Either to be yourself MtG's Lorwyn elves are lowkey Draenei-lite since they have the horns and cloven feet without the digitigrade legs or tail and odd skin tones. Kind of ironic since those elves predate the WoW faction by a bit... >or for a companion For new companions? Plus-Sized Elf, because they'd be more personable than most other elves that lean more into the isolationist mindset and they're willing to be at least somewhat civil between major subdivisions. For imports? It's kind of whatever since most elves differentiate themselves from one another across the chain by skillsets - most of which can just be replicated either through advanced learning/training or outdone by another setting's systems. This honestly makes the topic as a whole kinda hard to pin down because while there's definitely a lot of options on the table, most of them are pretty samey in comparison to one another unless you've really done some digging or have a core memory attached to one of the less odd ones at the ends of the bell curve.

>>150173 >how many would take that power? Trolls, for one. If it is powerful, Trolls can worship it, and Trolls can gain power from worshipping it, it's a Loa. Trolls love random new sources of power. The Darkspear might turn you down, but the Drakkari? The Gurubashi? The Amani? They'll eat their own gods, summon blood gods, or just declare war on everyone just for more power to take back their ancient empires. Being universally capable of flight and immune to mundane weapons? Sign them up.

>>150195 You can just look it up with the filename.

>>150197 What is the Warcraft timeline between the games and leading up to the MMO?

>>150200 Ngl, I want to see the troll shamans using ghost powers. Flying through the sky's blasting people with energy beams. When asked where they got this power all they have to say is flying green man gave them power for women. >Immunity to mundane weapons? I never thought about how common are magical weapons in WoW. And would magic even work. I might want and say yes for balance.

>>150075 [Sharpen] |Rare Ability| Allows you to sharpen objects you care touching, you can sharpen a blade until its blade is monomolecular or you can swing air and sharpen it to create razor sharp winds. [Altar of Air] |Elite Item| HOTA - An altar of fire that collects mana from nature to give birth to spirits of air and lightning, as the owner of the altar these elementals are naturally loyal to you. [Tinker - Nanomachines] |Legendary Ability| Allows you to build, construct, and design contraptions or machines related to Nanotechnology. Such as creating nanobots to perform operations and tasks at an impossibly small scale, like altering individual cells, creating nanomachines that harden in response to physical trauma, nanobots that can disrupt machines, nanocameras, nanomachine clothes etc. Pretty cool tbh, I'd be fine in most settings with these

>>150190 Yes, but only some professions have narrative importance, such as smugglers, slicers and musicians. I find the idea valid because is distant from the main focus of Star Wars that is jedi x sith, and navigating the universe from the civilian perspective is a interesting idea.

I will say it's really hard to make a build for One Piece knowing there's basically no way to stop Imu

>>150206 Don't stop Imu. Eradicate the plebs. There is going to be one thing or another later, seriously speaking.

I still think that Conquerors Haki is the solution. If if i remember didn't Shanks create a technique to be invisible to observation haki? And that guy from the Roger's crew also talked about how you could use it to destroy immortality. Perhaps Luffy will create his own technique to protect his mind from Reversi.

>>150208 Alternatively, he will hit him REALLY hard.

>>150158 >nationalism >refuses to cooperate with any others >EU(Germany) This is just the fourth Reich.

>>150205 There are some other jobs anon missed like construction and farming/agriculture just going by the original trilogy. You might get a few more things like transit from the prequel trilogy, but as far as in-jump offerings that would likely be folded into whatever origin gets the trader/smuggler stuff since you can just take the basic skills of vehicle piloting and passenger/cargo management and upscale them for whichever side of legality the operation ends up falling toward.

Anyone has a perk or item that allows you to always feel full or take away hunger pains? I'm trying to stop some glutton from eating everything because they always feel like they're starving

>>150180 Why are you even making this jump if you have no idea about anything about it?

>>150212 Mind control.

>>150213 So he can put the entire galaxy as a 200 CP item.

>>150215 I mean even just scouring the wiki will give you a few answers, they have articles on almost everything

>>150213 Because it is an interesting theme to do.

>>150217 But if you don't know anything about it, it means nothing

New jump, Link Makes A Wish, based on a variety of Zelda animations by Garryswood.

Anons, got any Stand ideas for my shonen battlechain? Ideally something comboing with Nen/Hamon, since jumper is leaning on those two heavily.

>>150205 Okay, let my rephrase what I was saying: Can you, WITHOUT making up OC content, confidently describe each of these professions in Star Wars in four or more paragraphs? Can you go about what they do specific to the setting, what interesting traits they have, and how they relate further? Can, upon hearing the term 'Star Wars ____" while filling out the term, with the profession, describe actual incidents from the Star Wars stories related to them without having to effectively write fanfiction? If yes, go ahead, because you actually have content for the jump. If no, then you are just writing glorified Star Wars fanfiction in jump form. And, as I said, if all of your information comes from a specific Star Wars work, you probably should just make a jump for that work instead. >>150206 The key to stopping Imu isn't in directly fighting him, its forcing him to put out fires directly so he can't micromanage. It's one thing if he can rely on the Five Elders and Knights of God to individually stomp out problems the Marines can't handle, its another if he has to directly micromanage every project while the rest of his empire is being torn apart while the Marines do nothing. Even better if you can stop his mind control ability and LITERALLY force him to do everything himself. >>150210 ...What? I mean, I guess if you take it that way, sure, but I was just describing stuff for the possible jump.

>>150220 You could make it something like Hermit Purple, where your Stand channels your Hamon/Nen at a greater range than normal due to acting as an extension of your body, and maybe has some other esoteric effects. For a name, just pick your favorite song that isn't used yet, or a card from the Minor Arcana.

>>150219 Thank you. Can you make a jump for the Raven and Green shorts?

>>150219 Neat! Now finish your wips.

>>150223 Gwen* Stupid autocorrect

In the OWoD Mortals jump the Magic Item item states that you can get something up to five dots. For those that know, would the Tome of Imps (pic) count as higher than five dots?

>>150226 What imps can do, besides fucking? If nothing, sure.

>>150219 These are my favorite companions you've made, please make more like them

>>150227 Anything a normal person can do. Some have magic, but I'm nixing that for this, considering that'd be too much. The tome can also corrupt others into more Imps.

>>150222 >Hermit Purple not wrong but cruel to condemn anon to possess one of the most useless stands of all time

>>150229 That's probably above five dots, although you can swing it with a permissive GM.

>>150230 It's really odd how the primary Stand for Hamon users is Hermit Purple.

>>150231 Would removing the corruption part make it 5 or less?

>>150233 Should only have like 6 or so imps.

>>150232 is it not just Joseph's?

>>149991 >>149994 Also, Caine isn't even a vampire/undead. He's "just" a guy with immortality and high-level Disciplines. So its questionable whether he would even count as the same type of being you are.

>>150235 Dio had it for a short period due to Jonathan's body's Hamon.

>>150221 Yes, there are many stories talking about moisture farmers, cantinas, smugglers, and besides the idea of the jump is to explore these roles and experiences in the universe. Even if i have to make some interpretations it doesnt make it fanfiction.

In LOTR, can a human and hobbit have mixed children?

>>150223 I do not know what this is. Enlighten me. >>150224 Do you have any idea how little that narrows things down? >>150228 I did not make these, but I will pass along your compliment.

>>150240 ALL YOUR WIPS Though Mariomon and Mario Galaxy would be nice.

>>150237 I... I... yep that's in the show. How is head-Dio even not burning 24/7 if Jonathan's body is infused with Hamon? Goddamnit Araki.

>>150242 NTA, but the first thing Dio did was shoot Jonathan in the lungs

>>150242 Fuck you, that's how.

>>149815 >In the finale, the nature of demon immortality is retconned to be enabled by an enslaved Titan called Argus so you kill his soul, Technically they are still immortal sans Argus, they just take orders of magnitude longer to reform.

>>150239 Probably? I mean, Hobbits are thought to be a race of Man, but even then there doesn't seem to be many barriers on hybrids. So, go wild.

>>150229 That just sounds like bound spirits to me, thats less than 5 dots, iirc its a 4 dot effect

Good morning thread! There's still time to get your Halloween thing ready if you want to.

>>150247 That's kinda the reason I'm asking about these things. I just want to know if the horny translated over well.

>>150243 but if there's no Hamon flowing through him, then why does he have the Hamon Stand. Does anybody who uses Hamon significantly at any point get their stand permanently changed to Hermit Purple? How can you even have the life energy to manifest a stand but not Hamon. Put a bullet between my eyes

>>150248 ITS AFTERNOON

>>150239 probably, since according to Tolkien Hobbits are a kind of Human >The Hobbits are, of course, really meant to be a branch of the specifically human race (not Elves or Dwarves) – hence the two kinds can dwell together (as at Bree), and are called just the Big Folk and Little Folk. They are entirely without non-human powers, but are represented as being more in touch with 'nature' (the soil and other living things, plants and animals), and abnormally, for humans, free from ambition or greed of wealth. They are made small (little more than half human stature, but dwindling as the years pass) partly to exhibit the pettiness of man, plain unimaginative parochial man – though not with either the smallness or the savageness of Swift, and mostly to show up, in creatures of very small physical power, the amazing and unexpected heroism of ordinary men 'at a pinch'.

>>150237 Nothing ever says that hamon users with stands would automatically have hamon based stands, or that you need to use hamon with Hermit Purple. Hermit Purple lets you make photos. Its power has nothing to do with hamon besides being able to channel hamon through it

>>150250 Wasn't the blood of Joseph, a hamon user, necessary in the first place to extend the health of dio? Or i am wrong and any blood from the joestar bloodline could be used for that? And besides, aren't stands genetic because the arrow is an alien virus?

>>150241 Mario galaxy, despite being a game I very much enjoyed, is mysteriously a massive pain in the ass to make a jump from for some reason.

>>150237 >due to Jonathan's body's Hamon. Isn't this an headcanon? He has it because of Jonathan, but I never heard it was because of hamon

>>150255 Try changing the name to Luigi Galaxy and see if that helps. >>150253 >nothing to do with hamon besides being able to channel hamon through it Reread this.

>>150249 Just fluff them as a goetic familiar of lust

>>150256 It is theorized since both Jonathan and Joseph had the same stand. You could also argue that the reason Star Platinum exists is because Dio developed The World, making everything a genetic loop.

>>150219 >Mind control with an explicit number of uses per year It sounds weird, but I've been wanting ones like this for a while now.

>>150256 Both Jonathan and Joseph had the same stand. Both were Hamon stands.

>>150254 WHAT DO YOU MEAN STANDS ARE GENETIC THE PROTAGONISTS ALL HAVE DIFFERENT STANDS

>>150258 You don't get Familiars in OWoD Mortals, though? Unless your saying I should fluff the Magic Item purchase as a Familiar.

I actually really like the "old vampire/fey/immortal being loves someone much younger because they're full of life and optimism that they really like" trope. A lot of my JC romances kind of get written in that vein because I wait at least a handful of jumps before picking a main love interest which is funny because I used to hate this setup. Maybe it's because I'm getting older.

>>150255 Does it fight you as much as Tears of the Kingdom did?

>>150262 Lets be honest, Araki had a different interpretation of that in part 3.

>>150219 Can I request a minor update to the GBAXG Gauntlet? Would like to see the option for a unique Z-Move added to the reward choices since it's better than just a free Tera type change but still not quite as good as a unique G-MAX form. Also, requesting Running Shoes for a 100 item since they'd be nice to have and I don't know if the presets for the saves in Emerald/Crystal even allow you to get them there (or how unrandom'd Crystal Dust even handles them) - meaning you'd be stuck having to find/bead Brock and then Pewter City/the route-side exit from Viridian Forest (or Cut and a badge to use and hope you get a nearby exit like Diglett's Tunnel) to get the set from the gym guide there in Pewter if you don't have access to the Options menu toggles or Hints... something that kind of hurts if you get pretty deep in on some seeds. I got at least 4 badges and a relatively early usable Surf HM in before even finding Brock without hints and it felt terrible slow-walking the whole time because I hadn't found any bike shops until a second go-round on the same seed but fresh saves.

>>150267 GBAXG got an update?

>>150262 >blood >genetic Flesh and blood have mystical weight to them. Although Araki is a fan of mystical realism, so idk.

Current Ocean Game WIP. Got the first of the Sample Guides done. Not sure how much more I'll be able to get down over the weekend though - a storm is blowing in, and my area is notoriously shit at managing to keep the power going when these things happen. >>150248 Morning, WoL.

Roughly how powerful would an OWoD True Fae with the Ultimate One perk be? For reference: >Ultimate One- 600 >The strongest, greatest, absolute rulers of their worlds. Unconquerable god-beasts whom serve entire worlds. An impossible power that breaks all reason and logic. You are the very greatest of your kind, you wouldn’t have the title of Ultimate One without being such a thing, and you will remain such no matter what you can become. Whatever kind of being or species you are, you are the greatest and most perfect example of such. Your authority over the other members of your species is near unbreakable, only those who have somehow gained more personal power than you can resist completely, though even then you can still exert great influence, and even beings with the greatest wills will find it a struggle to disobey you if they possess less personal power than you.

>>150238 >Yes, there are many stories talking about moisture farmers, cantinas, smugglers, and besides the idea of the jump is to explore these roles and experiences in the universe. Then you would be set. Of course, I really only think "smuggler" of those would be worth writing, but whatever >Even if i have to make some interpretations it doesnt make it fanfiction. If you are making a jump based off of a setting, I better HOPE that the content is actually based off the setting. While there is some wiggle room for interpretations of details, if you decide to write about a (hypothetical for making a point) Janitor origin, you better be basing it off actual content, and not claiming that the Janitor on the Death Star actually had super access to even the most secure decks so they can get access everywhere. That is what I mean by fanfiction - if you have to make up whole cloth what a profession does in setting without having actual stuff from the setting to support it, it by definition is fan fiction. Anyway, I see you are determined to make this jump no matter what, so I wish you luck, I am just warning you that it will likely be not recieved well if you don't have something to work with.

>>150270 Hallo friend. I hope the storm passes without incident.

>>150262 It means the ability to get a stand, not getting the same one anon, >>150250 >>150256 The real reason was because the WORLD was supposed to be even more broken and have ALL of the other stand abilities plus its own

>>150271 >oWoD Not that strong, but I'm assuming you meant CofD/nWoD instead since True Fae are exclusive to that setting. If you did, they'd basically be either on the cusp of or already having attained Wyld Transcendence, which just means they've become part of the Wyld as a whole and are no longer a discrete entity.

>>150268 Not recently, no... unless you consider 2023 recent. Though their emulator could probably use updated hints to cover both entry points for the E4 rooms that have them and the Olivine Lighthouse's rooftop because getting Jasmine back in her Gym without hints should be its own drawback since you need to find 2 dead-end paths and a relative needle in a haystack as far as the 2-entry room that even starts the quest for the other dead ends proper.

>>150272 >I better HOPE that the content is actually based off the setting. While there is some wiggle room for interpretations of details, if you decide to write about a (hypothetical for making a point) Janitor origin, you better be basing it off actual content, and not claiming that the Janitor on the Death Star actually had super access to even the most secure decks so they can get access everywhere. That is what I mean by fanfiction - if you have to make up whole cloth what a profession does in setting without having actual stuff from the setting to support it, it by definition is fan fiction. We already had this conversation with him when he added the purification perk and tried to add the Senate as an item.

>>150180 I mean Andor has a bunch given one of the primary dudes in an antique seller/reclaimer

>>150226 Stop posting NSFW images, I'll at work. Fags

>>150278 Jevil perk confirmed?

>>150274 Heaven's Door was also supposed to be a fairly basic stand, then Araki made it one of the most overpowered stands ever made because rohan is his self-insert.

>>150275 Firstborn Fae are also called True Fae in Dark Medieval

>>150280 Stop clicking spoilers at work, dumbass.

>>150278 I hate deltatroon

>>150284 No

>>150275 I'm pretty sure Wyrd Transcendence is perpetually kept as a vauge "Who the fuck knows." Unless it got detailed somewhere other than Equinox Roads, I guess.

>>150282 And Kars was supposed to be even more broken so he had to BS him away

>>150260 The wishes are probably handled a bit weirdly, but I think it works and I’m glad you like it. >>150267 I can do a z move, sure. Not sure about shoes as an item, they’re already part of the fast forward perk.

>>150251 It's five o' clock somewhere.

>>150286 Then stop bitching.

>>150283 Fair enough. >>150287 The only thing we know of 100% for certain is that it apparently elevates them to greater stature than they held as Old Gods of Thistle. Though what the fuck that entails necessarily is kept as a huge question-mark. Saying that they just dissolve into the Wyld is the common theory though.

>>150290 BUT NOT MORNING

>>150291 Make me, gooning retard >>150290 What about the place where WoL lives

>>150294 It's 5:38am here right now.

>>150294 Suffer in looking like a porn addict, spoiler clicker.