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ice cream truck Robot 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:26:08 No. 2923 [Reply]
just went to the ice cream truck and the guy said he only accepts cash or cashapp, what type of kike fuckery is this? you have your sirens blaring nostalgic songs with the ice cream truck tune yet when one approaches you deny me service? nice job selling false hope you stupid fucking cunt, niggers like you should eat the barrels of shotguns stupid fucking ice cream man telling me I can't have ice cream

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/britfeel/ Robot 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:31:59 No. 2757 [Reply]
I just want things back the way they were edition
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DVDlad here missed you all had lots of new purchases as well pope is dead and oblivion is out come back 4chan come back also fuck the pope
>>2870 DVDlad its good to hear from you again its me b. Hope you are doing well. Cant wait to see you pickups when 4chan returns.

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Robot 04/23/2025 (Wed) 11:51:39 No. 2904 [Reply]
My minecraft architecture thread ^-^
I don't remember minecraft looking like this. A lot has changed in a decade.

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roboto 02/16/2021 (Tue) 18:20:36 No. 2291 [Reply] >>2883
Who knows what this guy's (nick)name was? He was some R9K NEET who killed himself (not the same guy who livestreamed it).
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anymore story on this guy?
>>2291 (OP) His youtube uploads page reminds me of schizophrenic paintings
He used to piss on his bed and there was a website that was a slideshow of his shit filled ass and stuff like that and he played old video games

Gondola Robot 07/06/2024 (Sat) 18:59:43 No. 2317 [Reply]
Visit https://gondola.nabein.me/list and bring back a gondola you like. Or just post some you've collected.
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Robot 04/21/2025 (Mon) 19:25:43 No. 2756 [Reply] >>2866
another feeling really bad for no specific reason day and the copes just aren't working
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Stop masturbating.
>>2756 (OP) iktf things on paper are going better than they have been haven't relapsed on drugs or cutting have a place to live and food to eat without having to work due to disability and living with my mother reading and learning and trying to apply myself to growing and i still feel broken and hurt and it feels like i never feel good or any relief it never feels worth it and i keep trying and trying to increase how much i feel joy or whatever but it's so desperately infrequent that i just don't want to keep going i should be happy that i have a goal and something to work towards bc that should give me meaning, but i just want to stop living most of the time and the hurt can come from out of nowhere even when things are good i'm tired of treading water at best desu, and i hate feeling in limbo on some things or even ruminating on things in the past to avoid things in the present, like stuff my dad may or may not have done to me when i was a little boy to avoid thinking about how he is today in terms of being uncomfortably inappropriate at times, or obsessing over an ex friend instead of moving on from him bc that would mean opening myself to the possibility of further rejection and loss i feel too weak for the harshness of life >>2836 i can't even masturbate in the first place lol some ppl just have actual depression
>>2820 agreed maybe there was not that many in the first place who knows

Men that prefer flat chested women are pedophiles and should kill themselves Robot 04/21/2025 (Mon) 11:29:27 No. 2732 [Reply] >>2865
bigger boobies are simply better if you disagree you're a pedophile and a fag and should die
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>>2739 Times have changed, anon. Fuck OP and his gay opinions!
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I actually find very flat chests ie kitty jung somewhat hard to masturbate to. That being said I am 34 khhv and I wish I could try out the complete gamut of breasts: from new perfectly taut little young (18+) bumps that point straight out, medium firm, medium jiggly teardrops, big, weighty and voluminous, and even huge turgid obese breasts. If I had to make a guess I assume a medium to a medium-large would be ideal.
>>2732 (OP) I think there is a lot to be said about the quality of breast

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Cute thread roboto 07/31/2020 (Fri) 13:23:55 No. 2282 [Reply] >>2837
Cute cute cute.
>>2282 (OP) bitch you can't read this shit fuck you

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Robot 04/20/2025 (Sun) 05:28:20 No. 2627 [Reply]
Is eating chocolates good for you?
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>>2765 Yeah it absolutely tastes like a syrup. But I was into it the one(1) time I drank it. But I'm also an americaphile so I wanted to like it I've also never had cream soda or Dr.Pepper
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>>2779 Cream soda is less of a staple but my Dr Pepper is essential. Also, have you seen?
>>2679 As an avid drinker of both root beer and Dr. Pepper who prefers root beer, Dr. Pepper is like barbeque water is how I've heard it described which to me is accurate and not an altogether bad thing. >>2782 I'm more of a craft soda type of guy including when it comes to cream soda.

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roboto 09/27/2020 (Sun) 09:11:03 No. 2283 [Reply] >>2481
Fuck normalfags. Fuck YouTubers. I want them to stop bringing attention to shit I love. Fuck them. Why can't they stop destroying things. Everything they touch. Why. Oh why.
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>>2283 (OP) Your hobbies are inherently boring if normies can tolerate them. Only something THEY value will be taken away.
They make everything a lot more expensive which is a valid concern
>>2286 We don't need more detached irony and jaded bullshit. If people just said what they meant the world would probably be a lot easier. It's okay to care about shit.

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Jamie thread 185 Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 10:06:36 No. 2548 [Reply] >>2748>>2754
hello friends. how are (you) coping with 4chan being down?
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>>2548 (OP) not coping well but not because 4chan down, just because im a robot >tfw doing this bingo after going on a cutting breakdown tempting
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>>2594 everytime a window closes, a door opens brotha. this, is our new home, and I think we're gonna like it here.
>>2548 (OP) will jamie post nudes now?

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 07:43:47 No. 2442 [Reply] >>2492>>2660
I was on shrooms, laughing and crying by myself, when I realized my cat was watching me, with genuine concern. He would run off for a moment to call for my other cat like she would know what to do, but he never went far and always quickly came back to stay by my side. He's a good boy and I never felt genuinely cared for in such a way.
>>2442 (OP) My cat December last year It hurts still so much sometimes
>>2492 I hate it when my cat decembers too
>>2442 (OP) I feel bad for your cats. You sound like someone who shouldn't be allowed to care for animals.

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Jewtube, Podcasts, Passive Entertainment Robot 05/04/2020 (Mon) 20:13:45 No. 29 [Reply] >>2611
Post any interesting jewtube channels or entertainment you think robots might enjoy watching or listening to. Please do your best to use things like invidio.us instead of direct linking jewtube videos wherever possible. >Vagrant Holiday https://www.invidio.us/channel/UCgNqlRGqHdxNRPR6ycynWhw Guy goes on vacations around europe without paying for hotels, bums it in bushes and abandoned buildings. Does some urban exploring as well.
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I miss VH. Shame faggots were stalking him so he ended up leaving social media altogether
>>29 (OP) He's the same guy that made Surveillance Camera Man if I remember correctly. Really funny stuff, guy just goes around filming people until they freak out in 2014. Quite before his time if you think about it. People just do it live now.
i actually liked sassy the sasquatch something beautiful about it https://youtu.be/Dw_tGRblTXk?si=Hjyn3rFWF4BF_-UN
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Corona-chan appreciation thread Robot 05/08/2020 (Fri) 15:28:09 No. 114 [Reply] >>2596
Corona-chan is the biggest weapon we have against normalfaggotry currently. We should all be thankful for those times where it is completely acceptable to be a NEET and calmly sit at home while all of the normalfags are going fucking insane. It's just pleasant to see how the faggots are getting completely assblasted over their empty fucking relationships, and how stupid party-faggots are contracting the disease by their own stupidity. How is the quarantine treating you robots? Are you feeling alright?
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>>184 I don't have as much time nor the inclination to look into it as much as I used to (and once you know the game it's not worth it anyhow if you just use your imagination a little bit), but from the occasional jewtube video that I've watched talking about the shit, it seems highly likely. In opposition, folks like to tout about, 'Oh, why would the elites want this? They aren't making money!' and shit like that which is really besides the point. You know very well, especially now, that things will be dragged back into place in some way or another. The system ain't all collapsing here so there is at the least going to be changes and I don't see why elites, regardless of whether the business is all manufactured or the numbers are just being inflated, won't try to utilize it with some technological bullshit with this digital identity crap (e.g. ID2020). Hell, you even get politicians admitting that nowadays. It just all seems way too coincidental and it make one feel like Pynchon's Oedipa Maas seeing fucking plugged up post horns all over the place but you're never quite sure if you're actually on to something or its just all in your head.
>>114 (OP) Smash.
I miss lockdown.

Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 18:36:40 No. 2478 [Reply] >>2487>>2494>>2505
How's life going, bros? Have you achieved what you are meant to at your current age?
>>2478 (OP) I cannot achieve anything in the commie shithole of Belarus. I am a slave and hate being a slave, it is bloody terrible.
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>>2478 (OP) No, but I don't care anymore. Just trying not to kill myself at this point.
>>2478 (OP) Fuck off with this shitty bait

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