>>1425752 Fun to play, pointless to watch.

>>1427742 >original parasocial medium A great history of that too

Fresh off the press, a little funny for fellow Onirism enjoyers.

Halfchan delivering good stuff every now and then.

>>1437643 Can't fucking beleve Choco made crossdressing Blueberry real.

This new update brought some very large and really good looking biomes, fun and original new weapons, the new vehicle (the hovercraft) is a clear upgrade from its Serious Sam II inspiration, and the gimmick of switching between dimensions in the celestial forge is a great way to turn an entire map into a puzzle. the humor and the character design remain excellent, and the combat remains fun with the new batch of ennemies. But the shortcomings usually highlighted in this game are even more present in this specific update, like the introduction of unreadable maps and the lack of directions making progression more difficult than it actually is, or the secret boss being a very underwhelming or a frustrating experience depending on the chosen difficulty. 7.5/10 This isn't Frost and Rust or Carol of Narrabia but it still is a great update.

We've hit a new record!

>>1446454 I hope Shoreline Games does increase the shilling. Just a trailer in a little indie show for Marshmalott isn't going to bring the numbers the game deserves.

>>1437680 If that's supposed to be Carol, then drawanon needs to go back to the drawing board and try again.

How?

>>1447642 Very big game with lots of stuff please understand

>>1447642 Modern devs are (usually) extremely lazy with assets. So uncompressed and/or super high rez textures and uncompressed and/or super high quality audio. Keeping game sizes down is something (almost) no one gives a fuck about, because >lol just download more storage space bro

>>1448184 If there's one big problem about it that has almost never been completely dealt with, it's the loading times. It can take minutes to load on an HDD, and they only "just" manage to reduce the loading time when getting to the title screen.

>>1447642 All that chugged soda gotta go somewhere. >>1448184 Imagine just how massive it's gonna be when they finally finish the game and polish it. Maybe they'll try writing it off as a Call of Duty/Battlefield reference.

>>1449571 >Imagine just how massive it's gonna be when they finally finish the game and polish it. I think they still have to add the last quarter of the game? might be 10 extra gigs.

>>1447033 I wonder how much it would cost to subject Jonathan Ferguson (the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history) to Onirism. >>1447642 Unity, plus not final build=no optimization (why bother making this file 5% the size if if you may replace it in a few months).

>>1451299 >I wonder how much it would cost to subject Jonathan Ferguson (the keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries Museum in the UK, which houses a collection of thousands of iconic weapons from throughout history) to Onirism. Possibly needs Onirism to be a massive success or maybe some dedicated autist. After all, they dropped a 100K subscriber, 1 hour Valkyria Chronicles special because of many people, and especially one guy requesting it for years.

Are you fucking kidding me? Where the fuck is this Technoboros boss the devs said was in the update? Also where is the infamous wall jump section people posted screenshots of?

>>1453297 It's in Marshmallots, the Technoboros battle is the end of this very long and frustrating parkour section. You might want to equip the jetpack to do some of the jumps. You can change gear right before the boss. Also the boss is painful. Get some long range, high damage weaponry.

>>1453381 Do you get the jetpack at the parkour section or somewhere else?

>>1453409 Sold in Raggs shop. It was released in Gadgets of Mass Destruction update long ago. Can't remember which shop they started to appear in. Try either Meadows or Al-hibdae shops.

>>1453381 The only frustrating bit is the floating panel wall kick bit. Not even the 4-panel wall kick thing (I cheesed that) but the initial 2 panels into yellow bar bit.

So, where are the four cogs? I found one in the dark world near the cog. The wall climb segment can be skipped by going to the series of platforms along a wall with a light world only switch at the end in the dark world and using a combo of jetpack and glide to reach a ledge behind it[spoiler], [spoiler]one in a command center type area, and one I forget where, but I can't find the last. I feel the dark world doesn't really give you a reason to not just run past enemies since they lose aggro quickly once you're not on the same platform/room Did find this costume though. Was wondering why I could even get to the area in the dark world and why it has a closet there till I found it

the mod has updated

>>1454784 there's only three cogs, last I checked. two in the nightmare world (at the door itself, and at the top of the command center you mentioned), and one on the regular world, on top of that section of the map where you need to fight three squads of brat bots. The last one was particulary painful to find because there is no indication that it was in the regular dimension all along, there is no white shadow to show it on top of the tower.

What a cute princess

>>1457089 >the community (as a joke): "haha Blueberry is a gummy twink" >Choco (serious):"yeah he does, look" What the fuck Choco

>>1458452 All those "weird blueberry pictures" were too much for him.

>>1458733 Speaking of weird Blueberry pictures...

>>1458733 >>1457089 I hate this character so much. >haha dude one kiss won't turn you gay IF YOU WEREN'T A FEMININE TWINK, MAYBE.

>>1286151 I found a flaw in the camera with FPS turned on, where if you're running and jump into a slide but draw your weapons in mid air; it'll almost get crammed up Carol's ass. What do the French have against spats?

Ah...we are bumplimit again...

>>1466472 >bug >unintentional

>>1469317 Hey, that just means we can recreate a thread again after it gets pushed off the catalog.

>>1462361 >was essentially raised by two girls since his dad was most likely too busy running the kingdom No wonder why Blueberry turned out the way he did