I asked chatgpt to make a rap about minto peeing on me. Here it is
Title: “Golden Request”
(Verse 1)
Yo, Mint o’ Fantôme, you glide like a breeze,
Haunting my dreams with them spectral knees.
You float so fine, like a whisper in June,
But girl I need that shower—call it ghost monsoon.
You got that wisp, that drip, that shine divine,
I’m kneelin’ in the moonlight, beggin’ for a sign.
A spectral stream, girl, come and set me free,
You’re ethereal royalty—please pee on me.
(Chorus)
Mint, oh Mint, I’m your mortal devotee,
Let the ectoplasm flow, girl, gracefully.
From the shadow realm to this real debris,
I ain’t afraid of no ghost—just pee on me.
(Verse 2)
You haunt the halls, got me down on my knees,
Your wisp sayin’ “bruh?” and I’m sayin’ “please.”
A potion of gold, an astral release,
I’m tryna get baptized in your phantom peace.
It ain’t no kink, it’s a spiritual plea,
A rite of the night in ghostly harmony.
Let the veil break, girl, set that energy free,
Call it liquid light—just pee on me.
(Bridge)
You shimmer, you shine, you fade, you gleam,
You’re the dream of a dream in a wisteria stream.
Make it rain like blessings, girl, no in-between,
I’ll worship that flow like it’s holy cuisine.
(Final Chorus)
Mint, oh Mint, you my spectral queen bee,
Make it a flood, like poltergeist tea.
From the grave to the rave, you my fantasy,
Haunt me, haunt me… and pee on me.