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>>705299 /ΜΑΝS/ Commandments. >1. Why not merge with /stars/? Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor. >2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive? It is not of our concern. >3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji? It is not of our concern. >4. Did you guys see the boys numbers? It is not of our concern. >5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying? Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words. >6. The baiters are insulting your bros! Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words. >7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji! Thine words do not belong in this temple. >8. You guys should split the thr- Thou shalt not. Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
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I think the others guys should get an outfit that shows their tummy ( ´△`) but who?
>recording sessions took super long because they ended up having too much fun talking Cute~
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leglock and babytrap machina x flayon >>705300 amen
>Okay Vain, I need you to go "Uhhh~", Zanny I need you to go "Uhh~!" Hakka directing all the whore moans is pretty funny.
Rain so strong even his usual filter is failing... >>705300 Amen
>what if we touched horns?
Lol, let's go Shillzoin, shill that membership!
>Hakka lives perfectly in the middle between us (timezone-wise), so it's like I get him in the morning and you get him at night He truly is the communal boywife...
Harapan
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Cuddle and cockwarm Axel Syrios >>705300 Amen
LIVE HAKKA REACTION
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>>705301 8 HOURS LEFT TO GET THE SEXO ANIKI ANNIVERSARY MERCH. BE LIKE THIS AXELOTL AND BUY BUY BUY https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1959782785717096838
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>Hakka pulling out his lore to prove he's a cool bad boy that can be part of the Unholy Trinity >Zanny: Wait, doesn't that mean SPRMO should be part of the Unholy Trinity instead of you? >It's okay that you're the +1
>I am defying the laws of nature to not have a cloaca >If people believe the earth is flat, I can believe I have a fucking penis! Hakkers, you're not defeating the woman allegations...
The Crowbar...
Hakka wants (you) to check yourself for testicular cancer
/8mans/ archive >April Thread 1 >>2149 Thread 2 >>96402 Thread 3 >>148410 >May Thread 4 >>186716 Thread 5 >>209954 Thread 6 >>239697 Thread 7 >>289147 Thread 8 >>336999 >June Thread 9 >>384898 Thread 10 >>413502 Thread 11 >>443745 Thread 12 >>486169 >July Thread 13 >>518345 Thread 14 >>547539 Thread 15 >>574907 Thread 16 >>608979 >August Thread 17 >>633365 Thread 18 >>659597 Thread 19 >>685634 Thread 20 >>(You) are here >>705300 Amen!
>Vain comes up with a Mandarin greeting pun >Stream immediately dies The Chinese were not feeling it, I guess
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>>705515 how is hakka supposed to greet his purple fat birds now?
>do you think a stoic omega and an aggressive omega can still be together? There's a tumultuous love story forming here
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>>705544 definitely Flay and Jurard, maybe a third one >2015.09.08 child dino...
>>705544 Jurard, Ruze and Flayon doing HoloRed?
>>705549 Just Flay and Jurard duo for sure. That's what the past collabs were for. They were probably planning their performance back then.
>Goonscrolling
There are way too many submissive omegas in this chat
>>705544 Jurard and Flayon for sure.
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>>705512 thank you anon chu this made me realize I forgot to archive two threads
>>705512 /8MANS/ is almost 21, oh how time flies
>In the nicest way, I don't play League of Legends, I have sex. Zanny is the truest whore.
What book is he reading?
>>705647 peter pan
>>705647 Technological Slavery, Volume 1
>>705655 ( ;∀;) uh...is this info on the next quiz
>>705649 Ive only seen the Disney version so interesting choice ( T∀T)
>>705300 Amen.
>>705672 ( ´ー`) rip me
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JPstars AGF 2025 promo is up, looking very axel/jurard/armis coded, nice group theme this year. tickles me that tempus cleaned up into the suit/host/gala niche and now the JP are cutting loose into bad boys territory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8ka6i94ijo
( T∀T) bruh the dad is rude to the maid lol
>Zanny insists on using MSpaint for art streams so he can drunkenly complain about how the fancier programs do the drawing for you I respect the stubbornness.
Women should only procreate and be in the kitchen ┐('~`;)┌
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KEK
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my daughters are gonna love my husband's bedtime stories
>the hakkuck chair
I miss Aniki
>>705788 ( ;∀;) how did you get pregnant from the anime computer man?
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>>705834 don't stress the details
( ・3・) idk I can understand the story a bit.the one I had problems with Is the Canterbury tales having old English
GIANT INCUBUS WOMB TATTOO ON SCREEN
No idea if anyone else feels like this but I think old books are better at making your brain visually see the world in the mind. ( ´△`) Peter pan so far does a good job at that
>>705902 ( ;∀;) whoa....
gbyte... i missed you
( ´ー`) well you can only do the best that you can red guy.
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i want to smother my hard-working pilot in affection so bad its unreal
>>705967 ( T∀T) I feel bad for wanting longer streams when he's just trying to get stuff figured out. I hope all will turn out in his favor....
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>>705189 stupid purple whores rabu, proud of their hard work
>>705722 >gangstars Holostars in their childhood era
>>706047 Ah, the censor didn't work like >>705090
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>>686899 and here's the schizoweekly wrapup, plenty of big events and more to come to round out the month. excited to get auntie back with a better machine soon :>
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and off he goes, jobbing away into the night
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>>706150 >orange to blue hmm...
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>>706154 Same thought I had.
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>>706088 Jutai will never collab one on one ever again
>>705551 Jtr will never be red
Just listened to the gay threesome cover. Pretty good, I like that there is a good amount of soft singing Hakkers. The song in itself isn't much of a banger, so probably won't watch often.
Imagine if we got mascot hoodies. The axelotl hoodie would look so cute and dumb. https://x.com/HASECO777/status/1959811485720580366
>>706288 Octoposse hoodie should have four sleeves
>>706288 oh god, i would go broke, one of them could easily cost over 100bucks
>>706164 >>706327 ON THE TELLY NOW
>>706288 I would empty my bank account to wear a stupid Axelotl hoodie.
New Axel Termination: Executed by Yagoo for blowing 2 million dollars at the Vegas casinos
>new investment strat: just buy a shitton of broccoli
FROM QUARANTINE TO UMAMUSUME TELLY
>Umamusume stream later tonight as well since he got into the next round DOUBLE HONSE TODAY BOYS
i stepped away a bit to cook, lol he's playing uma now? demo wasn't that long huh?
>>706520 Yeah, it was only like ~1 hour.
i always wondered why there is no horse girl/boy in holo. it's a pretty popular animal/pet. we have a million felines, canines, rodents, sea creatures and birds but no horse
Late night chill deep voice Axel is so sex, God damn.
>>706537 Are there actually any sea creatures left?
>>706537 CN had a unicorn girl? but she only had a horn, no horse tail or ears. but before umamusume, were horse girls even popular? i can think of centaurs, but horse girls? not really.
>>706550 chloe is still an affiliate, so not really graduated, and idk if you wanna count ina. looking at it, there aren't really that many sea creature themed ones. >>706564 idk if they were popular, the first uma anime came out 2018, so before holoEN was even a thing. i guess horses were more an animal liked by girls, so not really the first choice trying to appeal to a male audience
>>706580 Jellyfish would be pretty
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>>706619 jellymane vtuber model debut when?
>>706550 I’d like to see someone who is based off of a sea angel or a sea slug
>>706580 i just remembered about Arknights, that has some horse people (and all sorts of other animal and non-animal people) speaking of that and sea creatures, i know Arknights has a cute jellyfish boy that's pretty popular... funnily enough, designed by a graduated holo a sea bunny boy would be cute
>>706564 >>706580 Did we memoryhole the mlp fandom that plagued the internet for a decade or? Pony girls have been pretty big with men for a while
>>706630 >spoiler i saw that character I follow her account. He's supposed to be a jellyfish? i looked at the artwork again, the only thing that gives it away is the hat. the theme is very hidden, at least in the design, maybe the skills make it more obvious
>>706656 >did we memoryhole yes, yes we did. i actually forgot about mlp
>>706656 i was only thinking about horse girls from an anime perspective, but then again, MLP was popular enough in Japan to get some bishoujo figures. but even those figures are human gijinkas with no animal features. >>706657 it's more obvious in his uncap art and his skills, from what i've seen. i don't play arknights, just see pretty art of it every now and then.
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>>706686 ah yeah this art is a bit more jellyfish-y than the other one. btw, lore wise, do we know anything about the last(?) part of Elysium? I know many people don't want more boys, but there are so little streams lately
>I'm gonna chop your Achilles off >Nevermind, I'll give you headpats >Nevermind, I'll chop your fucking Achilles again Gorexelotls eating good today.
>>706698 Nothing yet besides the assumption that corruption beasts are there too. I’ve been guessing it’s like a snowy wasteland type area
>>706698 There are thousands of streamers/vtubers elsewhere if you’re bored.
>>706741 thanks for that very useful advice, but I want to watch holostars or else I could've gone and followed the quitters
do you think we’re going to get another unit teaser tonight or are they going to spread them out more? i wonder how many we’re going to get… wait how long even are these concerts usually?
Purple whore cover good. Proud of our birbo for organizing such an elaborate project and promoting it hard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj1gnSGzH0k
>>706748 Then go watch a vod instead of begging for new boys
>>706800 for holostars, about 2 hours. Movin' On was a little longer than 1st and 2nd since they included Uproar. so i'd wager about 2~2 and a half hours since starsEN has 10 talents. maybe a little longer if they have some pre-show stuff like support messages.
NORTH ELYSIUM ISP HAAAAATE
I think I already know the answer but can they finally play more than one game per vod or did Axel just go "fuck it we ball"?
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>See a picture of Hakkitos at ANYC >Do a double take at one doing blackface >Wait no she's actually black
what is a realistic ccv number for the concert? normally i would've said 25k, but there is the yt cull going on, so maybe 10k is more realistic? i already saw plenty of watchparty posts on twitter, I hope these people still open the stream on each of their devices
>>707159 ( ´,_ゝ`) how do you confuse a person who's black with blackface?
>>707159 kek I had to look long and hard too, 100% thought a hakkito did actual blackface at an anime convention in the big 2025 >>707185 I won't post flesh here but go see for yourself https://x.com/BubbusGator/status/1959742680570778099
>>707205 The fabled #000000 blackkito… damn, they all look so pumped to be at the con, love seeing happi fans cheering for their oshis. One day I hope that’ll come to my asshole country.
>>707185 Lighting and how small a pic will be on the feed if you don't expand it. Also maybe the spirit of polmite idk
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>>707169 10K CCV is probably the goal. If it gets near any of the higher 3D showcase CCVs (HQ's 14K, Altare's 16k, and Axel & Bettel's 17K) that's probably considered a great success. I saw that most of the watch parties are going to remind people to have their own device open to the stream, so as long as they remind people to do that there shouldn't be any problems.
>>707303 Yeah the picture looks Grainy ┐('~`;)┌ so I guess 8 can understand that the skin looks uneven
>>707344 Tavi did say the MMD concert got 5K with no advertising, so they expect a good chunk more viewership with two months worth of shilling behind Everglow. I’d like to aim for closer to 15K with good merch sales noomber, hopefully all the casual starmin pull up where possible.
>>707401 Yeah it did. I remember watching the CCV climb as it went on once word started spreading that it was a concert/recorded MMD live. (And this was before the ultra retarded botting era that we're in now.) There's also a very good chance that we'll see tourists as well.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neJTxkFDuR8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neJTxkFDuR8 aniki in 10 minutes! clown horses in 2.5 hours! uma day today :>
>>707543 ON THE TELLY NOW
>Gibby got Life Is Strange perms I can't wait for his crashouts
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>>707626 i don't doubt that he'll call someone a nasty bitch, but it looks like it'll be more of a "show and tell" walkthrough to the bubbies type stream
>didn't realize that today is an intermission day kek Aniki, you're too used to Guild Wars in GBF
CLARENCE BLOODMOON ON THE ROLEPLAY TELLY *last day?, it's labelled "The Fall" and barnacles is no longer logging on, server only open until the 31st https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZOSpTUfSBQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZOSpTUfSBQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZOSpTUfSBQ
>>707342 Shintare CUTE~
>>707696 I thought this was for 7 pm ruuuuuuuuzeee
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>>707807 aww, sensei rabu rabu, it's so sweet to see how hakka's project leads bring whole communities together. looks like it was a long time in the cooking and they've been following the boys collab adventures on the side too, they're a great purplewhores unit.
>>707814 >>707807 I love being a unityfag
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>taunts a heli >it explodes half the base >barnacles logs on to see the carnage
>>707986 He did the Happy Birthday strat
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Rare blue son x crimzon fucker sighting https://x.com/regisaltare/status/1960076754221195372
>>708270 I’m gonna give Altare a wedgie
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>>707543 >clown horses in 2.5 hours! no clown today, double clown tomorrow https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1960144566839132336
>>708318 on WIR he said he should watch the fucked up version of War of the Worlds (2025) in menshi, so it might be watchaslop
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>>708964 I love how they unleashed Twitter Intern-kun finally. This is top tier content
>>707261 Fr it was a ton of fun. Wasn't one of the ones wearing a happi but everyone there was very cute and sweet
>>708750 can borb handle hollow knight? it's not insanely hard, but still challenging
>>709026 He has put like 16+ hours into the game on stream. He fucking sucks, as you might expect, but he has heart
>>709067 as expected kek i enjoyed watching him play Eldenring too, but I saw coming from miles away that he would never finish that
no maestro on the cooka da pizza telly due to getting bit
>as a developed man, as a not a man-baby baby dino perms revoked
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>>700278 >>701104 >>704628 >>706088 >>706150 >>708750 schizoweekly upcoming, flaybies said likely not back til weds + no freechat yet >>707801 you'll get that snail next time, soldier
>some people are busy >hopefully they get the perms right this time (for 150K karaoke)
>>709373 Tempus doko
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>>708309 don't bully him he's just a little blue boy
>>707169 they won't have any problem reaching a totally real and legit high ccv if whatever's happening to the dino right now somehow transfers to the official YT channel next month.
>>707169 I'd say 10k, but there seems to be some sort of fuckery with what counts as a view right now. For reference, the free preview for the girls' concert got 23k on day 1 and 16k on day 2.
>>709510 what did happen? raid or bots? could just tune in now. has to be bots right? chat seems too slow for so many viewers. tbh I would prefer less views overall, but it's real people than whatever this is
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>>709510 what are you tal- HOLY SHIT
he's always botted since japan arc. nothing new
>>709582 oh damn, has he ever addressed it?
>>709586 nope, complete ignorance. bijou was getting botted and raided iofi who raided him, and the disease transferred over. some of the girls have made very small references to ignoring the fact that it's happening. it usually doesn't happen on armis collabs or his art streams or w/e, but only solo kusogame streams. iirc the first time it was really noticed was on the digging a hole game.
>>709587 Cherry picked streams that happen to not be botted, how convenient.
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Update on US shipping options for anybody that's been using Geekjack to counteract tariff shit https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/notice-of-japan-post-s-temporary-suspension-of-acceptance-of-mail-to-the-united-states
>so much pissing Hakka should play this game
>>709587 Is there any way to fix the botting problem? Because, from what I've read here (https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/3399767?hl=en), it could lead to strikes and termination of the channel. And that would be a huge problem, tbh.
>>709639 none that i know of. the girls get botted, the nijis get botted, yet their channels still stand
>>709587 Last time I saw him and sorawrity notice the high numbers and be happy/confused that so many people are watching as if those aren't bots at all. That's how he addressed the issue I suppose.
>>709639 I don't think so, it seems like all he can really do is ignore it. If botting someone else's stream could get people strikes that easily, I feel like a lot of controversial creators would have been knocked off YouTube much faster.
>>709650 Could he be botting his own streams? He does have the money
>>709723 Considering that he clearly never botted himself for over a year and it only started when he got that botted raid from Iofi, I don't see any reason to believe that. The streams that get botted like this are also way too random for it to be something someone is doing intentionally to make his numbers look good.
>>709753 I just have hard time believing that he and his fans actually believe the noombers to be legitimate, like Jurard of all Stars would have such a successful time compared to the others
>>709772 if anyone here actually watched his streams, just today someone asked about the numbers and he said it's bots
>>709772 Watch streams. He corrected a chatter on the viewercount. He knows it’s bots, doesn’t know why, but turns it into a lighthearted thing anyway
>>709772 I think Jurard was a bit confused at first, but he caught on pretty fast. If he really believed those numbers were real he'd be bragging about them and he hasn't really aside from that one Umamusume stream. He only really hypes up his sub milestones, which is something he's always had pretty good growth with compared to the rest of the boys.
>>709723 it would be very stupid of him to jeopardize his channel like that but what do i know >>709753 it seems there's a timer for when the viewbots are injected, usually after 3 pm jst. he's been consistent with his solo stream start time of 2 pm jst for the past 20-21 months (with a few exceptions) that the bots could be preprogrammed to deploy at a fixed time, whether he's streaming a kusoge, pokemon sword, any of the dmc games, or umamusume. haven't really paid attention to his art streams ccv but while they aren't 5-digit, the views are above 1k but chat moves as slowly as today's stream >>709772 there are dumb ignorant sorawrity but he knows he was being botted https://www.youtube.com/watch/943tgx_Evio?t=11978s
>>709803 Timer could make sense, I noticed that the Fallout stream during EST hours wasn’t affected and his POVs for Armis/Holostars collabs, which probably landed outside his usual hours, weren’t either.
What I don't get it is why someone out there would be wasting thousands or tens of thousands on bots for no reason on multiple streamers
any merch you guys regret buying or regret not buying? i don't really have regrets, just wish mascot plushies would return, because I watch some boys much more now and would totally get them now
Me : opens twitter ( ´△`) oh Me :Closes it back up and leaves
>>710086 That chart is already bullshit from the first line because Hakka is clearly the flattest of the flat, but Ruze over Shinri and GB...?
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>>710071 I can't really regret not buying it since I didn't know them back then but same for the mascot plushies. I need Puniko, and I'd love to get my hands on Shinri's first birthday mug. Also I'm glad the chekis aren't gacha anymore. I got 3 of them last time as an add-on to my order since they were cheap and all of them were Altare kek
>>710071 In regards to merch I regret not buying, the nui plushies. I could only really afford one at the time (unemployed) and I have the rest now, but I had to buy from a reseller and they were more expensive. Regret buying is the complete birthday set for Bettel's 2025 birthday, I don't even watch him anymore but I was a bettelion for a while and I don't really have any oshis in tempus, so it's more of a knee-jerk thing to buy bettel stuff for me.
>>710071 I don’t regret my hakkito but I wish I got a axelotl or koipanian instead of chibitrus.
>>710071 >regret buying doppelganger acrylic stand because it's so small and technically a separate character even though I did enjoy the vn >regret not buying debut keychain for nerd clout >>710103 slutty pilot hides his fat tits under his loose jacket
>>710071 i was only really just getting back in tempus and becoming a koi the time shinri's first birthday came around so i didnt get the merch set. i also used to be far more conservative with any merch spending and so for that reason too theres a couple of standees that i felt like i couldnt justify the purchase of. now i regret not having everything related my oshi... never even looked at any reseller stuff but maybe i should finally get around to that
>>710137 >chibitrus because of flayon or the mascot? i would've probably gotten a machiroon plush just because I like cats and the swirly eye design
>>710176 I don’t watch flayon all that much anymore.
>>710071 wish I had the plushies/nuis for the boys i watch the most, and Octavio's hairpins
how much did a nui cost? i totally missed them as I was taking a break from watching vtubers
>>710071 I got the one item I wanted, the Altnui, so I'm happy. I generally don't allow myself to buy physical merch because I can't justify the shipping cost, but I wanted to be able to carry him around in my bag at conventions.
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>>710264 they were $25 CAD so roughly $18-20 USD? I remember being pissed that the shipping ended up costing the same as my nui
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>>710071 i wish i bought a second machidaki, mainly because i'm scared of somehow messing up or staining the one i got
>>710283 aw that's cute. yeah shipping is such a pain and the reason I think thrice about getting physical merch >>710289 oh okay that's pretty affordable. I hope they bring them back, maybe when we get armis nuis?
I don't know where this obsession with man "boobs" came from ( ´,_ゝ`)
>>710337 why? men like women boobs, women like men boobs. feels nice to touch them and bury your face in them
>>710386 I mean I just don't like calling them boobs for guys ┐('~`;)┌.
Gibby probably has enough titty to need two hands each...
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( ・3・) interesting stuff to people who are yumes here
>>710597 Never heard yume as a platonic term, so that's interesting.
>>710597 Riako is new to me, I though yume was "tame" and gachi was full-on mental illness territory.
>>710668 ( ´ー`) hey! gachikois are not mental illness wackos
>>710597 Only cowards use self inserts in their oshi fantasies
>>710701 just telling you what I thought the definition is, and yes, if you, say, "marry" Miku Hatsune or Severus Snape, I'm gonna question it
>>710701 >>710738 Depends on the expression of the delusion, I suppose. Gachi (real) koi (love/longing) are always thought of as the dudes who marry their oshi. If it helps you to live a better life, like saying “I’d better get up and work a 9-5 so that I can afford a nice place for my wife Miku, and I’ll come home to eat a healthy dinner with my laptop and brush our teeth before bed” then whatever, it’s mental illness that is constructive. If your gachikoi has you sitting in a basement room watching streams and surviving off cans of monster for 18 hours a day, not so much.
>>710728 I mean I just make my character look like myself but just not ugly ( ´△`) blank face Chara is eh
>>710551 body built for paizuri
>>710764 fair enough, people do need some kind of motivation in this shit world
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lookin like a slow day for the branch
>>710913 I hate youtube
>>710913 Sasuga small indie company
>>710764 Always are pros and cons and some people had mental issues before the entertainer
>>710913 God forbid YouTube actually put some fucking manpower behind their streaming division instead of trying to copy shit off of Twitch.
>>710086 >Ruze more booby than Axel or Shinri >Bettel more booby than Altare Yeah this girl has no idea what she is talking about
>>710961 Axel will never be a part of Pecxodia
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>>710913 hakkers got his waiting room up, so here's the tenga thumbnail for posterity if it doesn't go live. lazy fish, doki and uyu have all been streaming since 5PM PST so idk what the boy's side issue is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcz8n3MmAds https://x.com/Piwpiww/status/1959989489356718422
>>710994 Maybe not but he still has a bigger chest than Ruze
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>>711028 Axel booba truther, he was the OG EN Boob man
The axelotls are still lying to themselves...
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>both back >at the same time
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>>711028 does he, though?
>>711154 He's definitely not bigger than Ruze, but he's definitely just under that. Like you can't look at his 3D model and not see how much tit this man has.
Junior HATE
Hakkers being such an idol right now, cute~
>>711154 Take this debate to their chat and make them compare pecs during the 3D live
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>>711247 axel will never unstrap himself and turn to the side for full measure, a good amount of his curvature is obscured by the tie, the harness and his crop jacket. ruze also gets a "flesh buff" in my opinion, where shading and depth is afforded by the colour and texturing, if not the actual size of the model. gibby and ruze also have nicely sized shoulders and biceps, whereas axel is ashamed of his skinny pins.
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>>711154 If you look at their original models, yes, Ruze has an oddly small torso
>Raven's Paradigm >Shattered wings >Omen of Crows >Crossing Fields >Kickback >A Cruel Angel's Thesis Glad he's also promoting his orisongs
Imagining the world where he called hakkitos "motherhakkas"...
Hakka is a goddamn freak of nature
It's actually kind of insane how much work Hakka has been doing recently. This bird is busy.
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Dumb slut should've covered it
>one of my biggest regrets is not covering Rabbit Hole when Babybirdmane told me to
Oh so that's why he was up at ass o'clock yesterday >Thailand What if they kidnap him and sell him as a ladyboy
>What if they kidnap him and sell him as a ladyboy If you think about it, that's essentially what Tempus did...
>Hakka can now make out with the mic without receiving an electric shock Progress...?
>waterboarding himself for a bit I love hakka
making bettel play a gacha game was a horrible idea
HAKKITO JESUS MENTIONED
Finally, Junior crucifixion >Saw a bunch of hakkitos huddled together crying by the end of the performance That's so cute
Bettel getting rape corrected by gacha luck ToT
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>Hakka shilling the concert LET'S GO BIRBO!!
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>It's my dream to do a sololive >I won't rest until that dream is accomplished
>Did the Junior voice at Anime NYC Of course...
>>711536 Kek shinri
Train your horses you dumb little nigger
Hakka will be stalking (you)r xitter posts after the concert
>finally got Narita Brian >it was pity Kek
>Hyping the concert Chances of new group song/songs dropping during Everglow?
It's time.
>>711582 Relatively high. There wasn't one for Tempus anniversary, so I'd bet we either get a new Tempus one and/or the first branch one.
>>711582 I'm assuming at least one with all 10 of them. Would be a waste not to do it since god only knows when/if they'll get another concert
>>711582 100% at least one since there isn't an original with all 10 yet.
Aniki doko
Fake comunal wife...
Going by each lis game, would you rather have the ability to rewind time, telekinesis, or the power to see and manipulate people's emotions?
>just be like me bro, you have two hands for a reason WHORE
>Hakka sandwich: full of protein >"I don't know what that implies" Bullshit
I can't believe cygames got to rape Bettel and not me
Damn Jubako sensei really went above and beyond with the commission
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>Choose me is 15 years old Every time I'm reminded of how old these vocaboomer songs are I die a little
>>711770 His arms are like toothpicks kek
>>711770 yes, and?
Hakka is shilling Yuyoyuppe and Neko-san's new release https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qelrzKw8ofM >Got to hear a preview of it
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>>711857 It's a Creepy Nuts song which Jurard covered last year.
>>711857 Lol, are all the hints gonna be about Jurard? Or does the matching number mean this is the song the unit from the first hint will perform?
>>711814 He's a roblox chara?
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dumb fucking esl bird having the time of his life
>>711896 Like a dumb kid learning a new word...
>for every cover, he wants to release a companion audio teaser related to the song in his T4 tier - roleplay, lore, scripted, not necessarily always ASMR though >wants to do a whole ass spermo stream one day
>>711770 He can break kayfabe all he wants, but pictures don't lie.
Hacock confirmed
>accepts the cloakka only if all hakkitos are cloakkitos i don't have the picture of a blown out hakkitussy on hand
>>712000 Trips checked btw
gibby’s original song “smoakin a big doink” releasing soon
>>711600 >>711663 Isn't tavi working on a super secret full branch song in his menshi?
been busy so finally tuning into a bettel stream after not watching the boys for some time i have noticed pretty starkly obvious botting on jurard's streams but on bettel's stream it looks like it's maybe organic? usually dont watch him i guess i shouldn't be concerned. not like i can do anything about that
Is Auntie's stream fun so far? I hate LiS so I'm not watching but I hope he's having fun.
>>711582 interested to see if they invest in a trio between hakka, octavio and flayon
>>712048 This question should count for this right? >4. Did you guys see the boys numbers? It is not of our concern.
>>711582 Maybe braid bros will have one
>got into hunger games because he liked a girl >came out of it liking hunger games and no longer liking the girl
>>712053 didn't know we had the commandments here now, but is it not becoming a bit more relevant in lieu of the concert...?
>>712060 >is it not becoming a bit more relevant in lieu of the concert...? No. Numberfagging is dumb no matter what kind of event is happening.
>>712048 welcome back, anon >spoiler unfortunately both him and Gibby are being hit with it right now, though not as extreme as Jurard last night. >>712053 it's been talked about earlier in the thread, and I wouldn't count it as part of that rule personally. Not that there's really anything we can do about the botting itself unless Youtube finally decides to do something about it.
>>712048 He's definitely being botted or got caught in Shitsanji's bots cause Gibby's graph looks almost the exact same.
Gibby has truly come a long way from his VOD destroyer days.
>>712060 somewhat, but there's nothing to be done about the /#/botfags, so looping about it is kinda irrelevant. >>712082 kill yourself nigger, i left the old board so i wouldn't have to see this retarded shit
>>712052 I would much rather see AHO than wanna be twinks
>>712082 Go back, no one wants to see this stupid shit here.
>Chloe breaking it down to Bloodhounds
FREAKSHOW, HITTIN THE DOINK I FEEL SO ALIVE
>>712103 I'd rather not bury my head in the sand and pretend no botting is happening, I like to stay informed and know when the boys are actually popping off & getting new eyes on them. No need to loop the topic but a simple acknowledgement shouldn't hurt.
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>>712129 Fair, but I think we all know what the boys usual numbers look like, and when a good stream hits them. Botting is very obvious, even just looking at GB/GB vs Hakka right now, I know horsegame is viral but it ain't THAT viral. >>711672 Don't kill yourself yet nigger, koko!
>>712102 AHO would be cool too
>>712129 Anon, let's not kid ourselves here. There's no way you'd know Jurard was being botted and still actually believe that Bettel stream was natural. You did not need others to confirm it for you.
>>712156 I floated the idea but wasn't actually sure
BLOODHOUNDS BACK ON THE TELLY
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every day with this idiot little ray of sunshine
Cute borb It almost makes me forget the shit he spews daily
>Prints and stickers not allowed in fanmail from now on
>>712228 Because of contamination?
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I just really miss Mama...
>Testing the limits of fan letters >Wants to send Axel one formatted like a psychopath >With magazine cutout letters >Dip the end of the page with red ink >>712235 Hakka is unsure about the reason, but will talk to tokimaine about it soon
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>>712248 nearly two months without a normal mama stream... I miss my fish too ngl I'm selfishly glad his break happened in the summer and we skipped most of his power outages/spotty AC/mic filter this year. Japan SOON
>>712248 >>712292 >borb confirmed grounded with shinwi, axel and ruze it's not the same but it's something
>From one 1000 bullshit per second yapper to another I'm ready
>>712261 Okie "_"
>>712293 >"I think I'm cooked" >gets 1st with Teio and 2nd with Gold Ship in the Group A Finals Sasuga Aniki
>HolostarsEN uma tourney
>>712368 God please, it'd be so much fun. I want them all in VC screaming at their horses and each other, it'd be kino
>>712368 we could easily get 7/10 in, only altare/shinri/ruze haven't shown any interest. maestro even tweeted the concept, hopefully they actually put together a friendly
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>daiwa scarlet >gentildonna >vivlos >stay in love >daitaku helios >and uh, that girl i just showed you >mayano top gun >manhattan cafe
>i feed you with content >i'm sorry that i don't do handcams and i don't kiss dudes on stream, man >oh the cooking meth stream, i hope i can cook meth soon
>>712573 Probably one of the biggest things that will get fixed once he moves to Japan. He wants to set up an adjustable desk so he can stand up during karaoke and get 2 hand cams set up (1 for cooking and 1 for other bullshit).
>>712644 yeah, he also said he wants to play more V-Trust server this week but the game just explodes his old machine. a better PC build and a nicer room setup will help him heaps, he doesn't lack the desire to create, just the means.
>>712649 Yeah, I know the first month of Japan Life Arc is going to be growing pains, but I'm hoping that he'll get to just do whatever he wants and just goes for it. I wanna see this dude do more.
>3* in Speed >missing a bunch of other things kek, the most cursed run and he gets what he wants there
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RUN YOU *****
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>>712827 Other than Mayano solid choises
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Click spoiler to get instantly circumsized!
>>713012 Aaaaaaaa my nonexistent dick!
I'm hoping Aniki puts out a solo cover again soon. I know he likes to let stuff simmer and I really do get that he doesn't want to spam out shit he feels mid on, but his last solo cover (not counting Song for Us) was 9 months ago...
Guess we missed Lore Day yesterday? https://x.com/YeahSureWynaut/status/1960573725285204272 Some of these are news to me. I'd never heard the bit about Jurard's guns being stolen from his father before.
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Flay's free chat schedule
I like Tyra's all cap/screaming interactions with the ourple thing, but I wonder what she thinks of the gay and retarded shit he posts
>>713626 this thread is filled with wrong info, I'd take it with a grain of salt. Though this reminded me we're getting a new calendar soon! I wonder which artist they chose for Ruze
>>713742 Actually come to think of it, I wonder if there's gonna be any of those little "holidays" on the calendar this month, since I presume the main focuses will be Ruze's birthday and Everglow. I mean, I'd guess probably but it'd be kinda fun to just have a month of hype into the concert, like maybe each boy does a little thing?
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>>713626 it's up to the talent whether they want to celebrate the made up holidays from the free calendar. nobody celebrated sniper training day for example. lore day was associated with shinri and he's on break >never heard the bit about Jurard's guns being stolen from his father before he said it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ytnIIP4ODs&t=7685s i'm iffy on some of the other lore tho >>713785 they could use at least one of made up holidays to promote everglow. like one day could be "idol outfit shopping day" or something. actually, they better have that day for outfit prediction showcase and reveal
>>713826 >it's up to the talent whether they want to celebrate the made up holiday Oh, I wasn't saying Shinri missed celebrating it, I was just making a joke that /mans/ didn't really bring up lore that day >he said it here Thanks! I watch a good amount of Jurard's streams, but he's usually in the worst possible hours for my timezone, so I've resigned myself to the fact that there are just always gonna be lots of things I missed out on.
>>713826 >idol outfit shopping day That'd be fucking cute, not gonna lie. Throw all 10 idiots on screen with different stupid assets, review predictions, big outfit reveal, bonus SURPRISE MERCH TIME.
Unmedicated auntie is going bananas...
>>714277 Damnit, I wanted another stream where apeshit housenigger pulls a knife on me and lights everything on fire. Sigh… guess I’ll have to love him as a healthy screen oshi only.
>>713742 can you share which ones are wrong?
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i will stop looking for my blue son. i know he lives in me and i in him.
>>714406 I'm not an expert on all of their lore but Shinri's being wrong made me doubt the others' accuracy >blue arm came from either a promise to remember someone or a manifestation of inner power his hand was stained blue in shame for failing a test to fight corruption beasts back in Xenokuni https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc__z8Zk5E0 >might actually be a dragon or something popular headcanon, I love dragon!Shinri, but he's always rejected it at every turn
>>714406 >>714523 Altare has never defined any kind of solid lore about the demon god king Regis to my knowledge, so anything on that is pure speculation. Saying Flayon's hair is "turning black" is kind of a reach seeing as his timeline fuckery makes it unclear where his personas sit, I was under the impression he grew up with black hair in the past and is redman now as the corruption is easing/being distributed amongst roons. Saying that "corruption attacked" Hakka and SPERMO is also kind of iffy, it's always been said that the karasutengu data IS a form of corruption that Hakka had sealed inside of himself as a vessel, to my knowledge. Jurard early on loudly proclaimed his lore that his formerly wealthy family had fallen into ruin and he had struck out to live alone for the first time, make his own name, become successful and restore the fortunes without the help of anyone else. He set up Armis as a bounty hunting unit because crime pays, he wasn't appointed the role to my knowledge. Octavio created the poppets (fanbase) by finding lost souls and reminding them of who they once were, and then creating bodies in his workshop to suit their nature. He can also control corruption with his strings, and poppets have a capacity to become affected by the corruption as seen in his showcase, but they are not made out of "corruption beast souls". Maybe the main lilstars/mascot poppet is, idk, and I'm not familiar with kingdom hearts to more deeply define what he's lorefagging about in his world of anathema and T4 VPs. Never heard of his baton being sentient or evil, must have missed wherever they got it from.
>>714581 the baton lore was from octalks iirc. need to wade thru the timestamps but i'd say it was from one of the early episodes, answering a member-submitted question. i haven't joined tavi's T4 membership so any paywalled lore is lost on me i was also under the impression that jurard founded armis so he self-appointed himself as leader
>>714581 re: Altare, for whatever is worth, I remember Altare telling Selen back in the TSB days his backstory as a demon lord, just as that one comic tells it... I have no idea how canon you want to take that
>>714581 with the birdslut there is nothind truly set on stone but recently he DID say that SPRMO and the records corruption are two different things, that SPRMO is an ancient thing connected to the Banzoin family, but Hakka getting "infected" with the data corruption give it feelings and a personality
>>714697 It's at 4:23:22, I posted it wrong
>>714688 >>714697 That link works fine, thanks for the heads up. I'd heard him offhand refer to himself as kintsugi after the new outfit reveal but didn't know he'd formulated such a specific lore change. I really wish management would set down a lore bible about how the Elysium world works and what the records corruption actually is, because it seems like most of the confusion of boys personal lore vs. world lore is because they have to step around things like what corruption beasts are and what actually counts as corruption influence.
>>714626 I have the vaugest memory of Altare saying that comic is close enough to what he thinks of "Altare/Demon God King", so people mostly run with some form of "Altare the person was isekaied into Altare the Hero/DGK Regis" and combine whatever you want into that.
>>714777 Axel and Shinri bitching about it on an official stream and their whole audience agreeing, along with them both making a point to bring up the lore VPs and how they had to ask Yagoo for them should be enough of a clue for management to give them SOMETHING, but we'll fucking see. They've seemingly been listening a hell of a lot better this year in regards to complaints from the boys and fans.
>>714406 >Axel >fox That should already tell you what we're working with. For Axel: - He specifically owns the Colosseum where he's the top gladiator of Elysium. - Became HR because he didn't understand what a Treasurer actually does (in lore AND irl), but will still sometimes say he's the Treasurer of Tempus since no one else does the work. Also he was HR in the sense that he tossed people out of the Guild Hall for not having guild cards. He sort of treats it like actual HR now, but in a very 'Axel' way. - Axel's entire outfit is themed after dogs (since Syrios = Sirius, the Dog Star) and hellhounds/Cerberus (the 3 tails and chains). Where the fuck did they get "fox" when everyone calls him Dingo and Dog. - "Doctor" is him saying he's a doctor since he beats the shit out of people, therefore solving the problem since he beat it out of them. How did they ESL "let people punch him to cure themselves"??? - Left out the canon fact that Bettel technically works for Axel (he performs in the Colosseum and has made multiple references to Axel not paying him).
>>714894 he will get roald today. screenshot this
>>714903 >Bettel technically works for Axel first I've heard of this, pretty cool nonetheless
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>>714963 me too... really badly little bit of big fish tomorrow and some tidbits from the con on the weekend too!
>Hakka's brother is graduating Nooticing
>>715141 >bettel's twin >hakka's bro >axel's dad >shikamane here's your nepocabinet bro
>>715187 but i want tokimane as the 4th member of cabinet
>>713626 I know Bettel doesn't have a whole lot going on for lore, but I'm surprised they mentioned Bettel not being the real Bettel while not mentioning that it seemed to be implied that Jerry might've been the real Bettel in last year's August 19th stream.
Any draw requests?
>>715356 Ruzader comforting cloakkito by telling it that the nasty gash will heal into a cool scar
>>715356 Axel teaching Bettel how to Umapyoi
RUZE ON THE MIGHTY MORPHIN YAPPERS TELLY *ruzavio divorced because ruze would only spot for 4 wagon park cats worth of rabies shots and made tavi pay for his own https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Ke6-N12rs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Ke6-N12rs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Ke6-N12rs
>>715356 Mechabirbo kicking/fighting each other
>who has done the horniest roleplay VP with Roy? >vanta… but actually hakka overall
>>715287 >Jerry Bettel switch succeeded because his boss was Axel and he’s too retarded to notice and also doesn’t give a shit plot hole solved? joining the guild came afterward? clown luckmaxxing yet again
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Do you think we'll ever get someone like him again as a publicly facing content director?
>>715356 Bettel drawn and quartered, perhaps with stretch armstrong action
pspspsps Aniki time to come out and stream onegai
>>715515 >Bettel goes to the guild >Axel checks Bettel's guild ID card, clearly not him >'Shiiiiieeet, I dunno, you look kinda different, dude...' <'Uh, I got a haircut?' >'Oh yeah, that makes sense- aight, Mr. Bettel, have a good day at work!' >Clown sighs in relief before tripping and breaking both his legs
>>715544 I miss him... I know he felt like his work was done and Holostars would be fine without him but...
>>715544 Shinove come home
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>>715366 it is done
>>715751 Well done, what a horrid cloakka
>>715751 KEK perfect, cloachu
>>715751 kek nice job anon, but now it's time to put the poor bastard down...
ruze's stinky 3D dance belt mention
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>>715482 Here ya go
>>715986 Your art style is kino anon They hate hate HATE each other and we'll never get a live marchen bf/gf duet performance from them
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My God is it dead tonight.
>>715986 I can't believe Chris O'Neil would hurt his best friend Zach Hadel like this
>jufart bit everybody and gave them rabies never should have bought that fucking pity lizard
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>>715550 it is done
( ・3・) your thoughts on this?
>>716127 Very cute pilot, would smooch
>YOU ARE A TOURIST Sound clip material
>>716119 haunting in the best way the clown has accepted his fate
>FUCK STREAMING kek, peak delirium today
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>how am i gonna clip farm if you're gonna make me better? how am i gonna make money off of this?
>>715366 >cloakkito Is that what we call this? >>712008
>>716119 beautiful he is the perfect shape to be run through this https://youtu.be/Ftqf5v2omUY
so is Bettel gone for 3 weeks vacation now?
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white womantavio will be on the pan karaoke in 19~ hours with some familiar duet names from the flipside
>>716467 >main demographic is moms with at least 2 children erm... sure, they have the money
aniki menshi soon!
>>716218 What the fuck is Axel's luck
>>716467 Weird commie vtuber Mana is participating its a pass for me ( ´,_ゝ`)
>>716602 I don't think I've ever watched one of these song relays fully, just the bits with the boys
>>716602 you don't even watch anyone but flayon and bettel anyways, retard
>watching dino hollow knight stream >people always concern fagging yeah i get he's a bit sick, but fuck off, this is as annoying as backseaters
>>716690 Maybe if he didn't have to take weeks off constantly because he keeps fucking up his throat people wouldn't feel the need to concernfag
>>716737 found the concernfag? he's playing the game super chill, no screaming and people are being annoying bitches
>>716602 miss dei did you forget you’re black and autistic
I think Aniki fell asleep (watch him post the room like 5 minutes after I send this).
>>716792 kek, called it
>>716803 You think he forgets he said he was going to stream and when he sees someone mention it here he gets reminded kek, it's way too consistent
>>716737 I know the best method to hydrate jurard's throat
>>716769 ┐('~`;)┌ being autistic or black doesn't make me special,autism is more a negative hindrance than anything and being black is whatever that's the skin your born as. All I can do in my life is be the best me even if there are struggles with my brain
>>716644 ( ´∀` )b as I said enjoy seeing that weirdo in the relay. Nothing here was hating on Octavio some of these indie people are whatever if I'm gonna be honest
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I love (and miss) my blue wife Lucky fuckers that get to see him at cons
I wish I could steal Axel's hoodie
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>>714963 Me too...I hope everything is going well for him.
>>716853 Unless he's back in depressed blue fuck mode, I don't get why he can't just do a once a week stream, even a menshi, just to keep up on streaming.
no pokeymans today
>>717265 ( ´,_ゝ`) ..... OK
>>716467 Random though but have Shinwi and Tavi ever discussed their shared love for white woman music on stream?
>>717194 Well, he's always in depressed blue fuck mode. My son is always one step away from ending it all.
>>717697 Shinri like Katy Perry. Tavi likes Taylor Swift.
>>717719 Yes, I meant it more on the sense of bonding about that
Which do you think is better or "healthier": being very affectionate with a fanbase all the time (Altare, Flayon, Hakka, Shinri, Goldbullet) or the snark/goofs in public and varyingly affectionate in membership (Axel, Bettel, Jurard, Octavio, Ruze)? (I know Jurard and Octavio aren't really the second one but I wanted to ask between the two and they fit the other more.)
>>717739 whoever hasn't cultivated the more deranged yumes which (in my limited observation) are the snarkers
>>717739 Personally, I think either is fine as long as you don't single people out too much. That's where the trouble comes in, IMO. I think Altare has a good balance between being sweet and playful with his fans while not making new viewers feel like they're not part of the club.
>axel at 3AM >no ruze I think today’s Grounded session has been cancelled.
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>>717871 no... my Grounded 2 Thursday... :( orange bros + birb please consider a cheeky story-less session
>>717883 How about a cheeky slur for the boys?
>>717871 >3AM Axel Knowing him he MIGHT wake up and do something in his normal slot, though who knows. He's weird.
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>>717963 I guess
>messaged the boys about Grounded >nobody responded I'm not expecting any until Christmas atp
>Asked them if they still wanted to play grounded >No one replied >Has 2 meetings in around 2 hours Seems like everyone is busy
>>717194 He did say that he was gonna stream very little for some time to focus on his projects, plus he is still working with his dad right? But it would be really nice to have at least one stream per week
>>718406 Junior is such a diva.
>Hakka agreed to a collab with Axel where he teaches him the ways of horse training Dunno if it was specifically for the bird or if dingo plans to do a mini series training the boys for his tourney idea
>>717963 RIP Ruze. Man has the concert and his birthday within a few days of each other. And he was already stressed enough about his birthday last year.
>>717739 Don’t know about healthier cause haven’t all the boys had their dedicated schizo gachis at this point? Maybe it doesn’t matter. Snarky in public and softer in menshi is more fun though.
>>718535 Yeah, both sides have ups and downs. I will say that mechabirbo are the two I can think of that have had people traumadumping suicidal ideation in their chat, and general koi moodkiller dumps about bad life stuff. So I’d say an abrasive style keeps it on average more lighthearted, even if there are a LOT of retarded bettelion and ruzaders. I think the main key is to treat everybody equally and cultivate new interactions with casuals/greys to keep chat turning over and thriving, make people feel welcome to come interact with you and not hugboxy.
>>718535 Pretty much. Schizos are always gonna schizo, and there isn't really a "right" way to approach it that's going to prevent that. Vesper and Bettel both landed some of the most schizo gachis despite taking the "snarky" approach.
>Perpetual deathloop against a drowned >Will probably zenloss >Screaming >Smooth jazz.mp3 Classic
No points for guessing world’s most obvious unit
>>718651 Who is the other old man though? Goldbullet is the only other one I remember acting like he's "old", but canonically he's only 26. I guess Bettel kept saying "I'm 30!" recently, so...Clownfish sex?
>>718651 I'll go with Clownfish as well since Bettel refuses to be "27 season 4" but if they go with lore age maybe Shinri, Flayon (18000+ years old) and Ruze (mystery)..? That'd be a weird trio, maybe I'm bad at guessing. also why hasn't this been posted on twitter yet
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>>718711 it might be goldie, shinri, bettel, and maybe(?) ruze if we're going with a 4-man unit
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>leader has been a great help behind the scenes >i can't wait for you all to see what he's been working on when he chooses to show it to you >he's crazy good with the technology xenos rabu blue reeda cooking... i will have faith in him delivering to us, however late it is.
Hakka is teasing that reeda is working hard on projects and "technology" so I suppose pimping his 3D studio out
>>718822 Yeah, his anniversary stream with just some coding stuff he threw together quickly was a lot of fun, so I have faith he'll deliver something we'll enjoy.
It's time
>hakkers raids vain >vain's bilibili fans call him "xiao pi hai" (little shit) xiaorawrity need to up their bilibullying game
>if anxiety didn't exist I'd probably be a functional human being GB spitting facts tonight
>Gibby shitting on people who celebrate Christmas early Goldtavio...
>>718509 I kinda hope he does one with each boy that's interested. He really likes yapping about Uma and I've unironically learned a lot from him just playing. I need the StarsEN Horse tournament, it'd be so funny. Axel casting the races, the boys in VC screaming at their horse, maybe a dumb batsu for whoever has the shittiest losses, all of them wear their goofy Uma ears. And then BAM! StarsEN Umapyoi cover out of nowhere.
Unpopular opinion I'm not saying it's good to trauma dump but there are people who may not have anyone in this world that they can find comfort in so vtuber is the only way to cope with living. I think people forget there are antisocial,lonely individuals who feel rejected by society. That's why it bothers me when others just tell these individuals just get friends or whatever. It doesn't mean I'm condoning this behavior in chat but sometimes you have a shitty day and no one to listen so just saying to get therapy will not help these people. A streamer/vtuber is not a therapist not even your own friends can fix what's going on inside you or bad events that happen. The schizos who dox or make threats to kill you are more of a worry to me whether it's out of "love" or hate. ┐('~`;)┌ so I try not to think about the coo coo fans who derail chat
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>>719113 i need axel on the crunchcaster mic going YOOOOO MINNASAN SAY IT WITH MEEEEE and all the boys ORE NO AIBA GA like my life depends on it
>I want you to know how useful bolt cutters are >You never know how useful those things are until you have them yourself What is Gibby using bolt cutters so often for...? Did someone put a lock on the fridge?
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>>719184 >Did someone put a lock on the fridge? banned by big bubby
>gibby was a twink as a teen the lost shotabullet...
>twink gibby was a very unhealthy person who didn't care much about his diet >there was a point where you could literally see my ribcage >my parents said "you're not eating enough" What a weird mental image
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>tater tots, fried chicken and gravy mixed together, a bit like soul food poutine i fucking love my fucking FAT auntie
>GB has somehow never tried poutine >is weirdly hesitant about trying it How on earth?
>gibby eats sand >bubbies eat paper goldruze the pica brothers
>>718595 Ruze, and I feel like I'm the only one who thinks his flustered reaction to supas and gifteds has been more forced these days when everyone gushes how genuine he is.
Gibby's top 3 favourite Resident Evil games: 1. RE 5 2. RE 4 Remake 3. RE 7
>>719240 this image is honestly so sex to me, does anyone know who the original artist is? (assuming it's not a drawanon)
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>>719327 the belly is a drawanon addition, here's the original. idk the artist but their green gibbys get posted a bit
>>719270 No I agree. Especially once he started the "set pink/aka SC goals" thing all the time. Like dude, stop acting like you're shocked about this when you're one of the highest earners in the branch.
>>719129 Crunchy Xbox mic Umapyoi during roulette karaoke was fucking kino.
>>719331 thank u anon now I have 2 sex images
>>719270 >>719332 There was a time near debut when he said he knew not to put a price on something as a joke unless it was ridiculous because people would try to pay it anyway. So he's definitely aware of it. 2 million dollars is silly, but $100 for an aka is expectable. Man has to pay rent somehow, but I can't stop thinking about that debut era comment when he goes flustered mode.
>>719323 disgoosting
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>>716457 he might touch back home between AIOC and personal japan trip but don't expect much i fear, he made the usual promises to carry a laptop and make voice tweets that never get fulfilled
>I broke my phone stand with my sheer girth this morning. Don't ask. He's FAT!
>>719395 Love the one person who asked "why?" anyway
Gibby's just going to end up streaming from his shower at this rate.
someone uploaded Shinri, Ruze and Jurard's Anime NYC panel in full https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxwu9JMTc
>Gibby is baffled by puzzle and dies >Instantly googles solution Quitterbullet...
>can't figure out the solution in the guide works
jutard the cactus killer
>>719270 It's definitely fake, or at least played up, but I enjoy it anyway. It's like his tsundere stuff, all part of the show.
>>719578 Me too. It's a big part of why I watch him. I love me my tsunderes and kayfabe.
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Look at me and my adorable son
>aniki loses his spaghetti over based GBF artist in chat >mods them >they join menshi lucky dingo powers
>>719367 >>719332 >>719270 been subbed to his T5 for almost a year now since I do support his work ethic and enjoy his creativity but I still don't use my milestones because I don't enjoy the show he feels he has to do to show appreciation
ENTER PSYCHO TWINK
>falsettavio fuck yes. worth waiting for even as the very last act
EXIT PSYCHO TWINK AFTER SINGING A FLIP SONG SHEESH THE HARMONY
>>719626 tavi's part 1:44:40 through 1:49:15 Hanggang Ngayon duet ver. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL5ot1SxOVc >1,952,838 views Jan 17, 2011 my 23 year old puppeteer
>water been shut off for a few days >have to spend $1000 on cat tooth maybe the moneybegging aint so bad
>>718794 Again showing his knees... >>719626 Lovely as always, puppetman love
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>>720136 Now, I don't watch clown. How much more suave/charming is he with members? Because everyone else seems in character from what I've seen of them, but Bettel seems hard to picture like this.
>>720265 I think it's more likely he'd be the most nervous and flustered one of VG in this scenario. Like trying to rizz ((you)) but being really shit at it.
>>720296 I'm taking it as one of those boyfailure "rizz" attempts where he says something sexy and puts on his serious face for a moment then trips and falls flat on his face.
>>720265 i did think this was a little more suave than i would expect from bettel kek but yeah i think part of his thing is at least appearing confident for a moment before crumbling. if there was a second panel to this i think it would be him fucking up somehow
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no borb :( double meeting yesterday and long one today, they're working these idiots hard
>>720366 Understandable but sadge
found a video with the whole shinwi, ruze and jurard convention panel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxwu9JMTc
>>720366 Welp was looking forward to him bumbling around like an idiot in hollow knight >>720622 Nice find anon! >Picrel RIP karaoke relay bootleg
>>719422 posted the same link half a day earlier
Auntie is having a moment
>>720622 Jurard "the T stands for 'iT's not really kidnapping if you're just staying in one location'" Rexford
( ;∀;) I guess the roon yumes are getting bold since I've seen people post their words
>>720861 i dont think they were ever subtle
>>720905 I mean artwork ( T∀T) not words...
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>>719387 no pilot til further notice
>>721237 ( ´ー`) ok...
>>721237 guessing he's in japan? boys doko...
>>721237 given what he said in menshi he's probably drowning in backlog work >>721305 he usually doesn't do fully packed schedules when and if he travels
>>720861 I've noticed Tempura yumes in general have become less shy about it this year, probably stopped hiding so strongly after seeing how unashamed the armada yumes were being on main
>>721314 There was a post I saw about saying to not feel embarrassed about being a yume recently. ┐('~`;)┌ the only problem Is the complication of the people just saying they like the character and not the actual person. It was for vtuber fans the post. The person makes the model that's why I feel like it's complicated because vtubers are not voice actors. Not all yume work is romantic either
>>721310 >my data back >implying he doesn't have internet I agree with you on the schedule thing but that's why I'm confused
>>721310 ( ;∀;) I'm stuck with my own dark thoughts without his streams. What am I gonna do
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>>721335 i just assumed that was his autistic speak for getting work information back, it could just be internet issues or i'm just retarded
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bilibili kois now have a name: good carp friends (好鲤友) >I am the fish https://www.bilibili.com/opus/1106576904819834880
>>721611 that best friend? me. that sweetheart? me.
>>721611 >I like my sweetheart too. me talking about my silly ronin
This made me miss Hakka's porn store billboard https://x.com/HOLOSTARSen/status/1961594723011104911
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>>718794 in 10 hours~
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>schedule karaokes >throw schedule up in the air and (potentially) cancel karaokes can shotastars ever be corrected? https://x.com/55wa1059ka/status/1862426936758165883 https://x.com/55wa1059ka/status/1862430267987694022
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*tavi tagalog karaoke later next month
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>>721969 TWNBAS
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>>722023 he can be 23 for the next 88 years straight and graduate with another few triple doctorates for all i care. he's still shotavio
>>722023 She's right and she should keep saying it, he is not a shota at all.
>>722035 but he's still a twink
>>722038 Eh, borderline. He's kind of old for that too, if we're being real.
>>722023 Ok hear me out I think Octavio (Design wise)look older than both Flayon and hakka
>>722043 the way he carries himself also makes him seem older than mechabirbo. i get sasori vibes from him
>>722054 Idk who sasori is but yeah I do agree with what you're saying from the streams I've seen him in ( ´△`)
>>722061 talking about the naruto character. he's a puppeteer too
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auntie can't stop thinking about food
>>722080 Yeah I never watched it (。・´_`・。)
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>>722023 DO NOT FALL FOR ANTI SHOTA PROPAGANDA. TAVI WILL ALWAYS BE OUR SHOTA PSYCHO TWINK.
>>722023 Don't give a crap about what her and any other poppet thinks, psycho twink is psycho twink
>>722023 Idgaf about some stupid twitards' opinion. He's a twink.
>>722030 Flayon isn't a shota either, neither is Hakka so Octavio definitely isn't. He's of average height and looks like an adult
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>>722171 you are missing the point, badly.
>>722171 ┐('~`;)┌ I would consider shota adjacent to flayon but hakka and Octavio no
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Hakka is back at Anime Fest Malaysia! More boys may be announced in the coming hours/days https://x.com/comicfiesta/status/1961625209443946599
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Maybe this will help ( ´△`)
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Also popular shotas in Japan so there are different styles of chara they still consider under the archtype
A good example of shorter character that isn't a shota honestly is Chuuya he looks like an adult with no childish features. Flayon has a more rounder face that you would see on younger boy characters.
Do people here even know the difference between a shot and a twink?
>>722257 Well if we are having this discussion no ._... because I've been seeing people call shotas twinks when they don't even go in that archtype. Maybe the new guys from panty and stocking count as twinks that might be a good example
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>>722263 bless yagoo for opening the poor little lost boy's home
>>722246 Black Star is NOT a shota wtf
>>722308 Idk they said it was a character that Japanese people liked
>>722262 Yeah .A single google search would tell you that twinks are slim or/and average physique with boyish appearances, around late teens to early twenties. Lelouch of Code Geass is considered a twink. Same goes with Kurapika of Hunter x Hunter. shota =/= twink.
>>722343 Yeah ( ´△`)
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am i weird for hating fanart that makes Hakka brown?
>>722478 I don't like it either I've been seeing this type of stuff show up. Hakka is as pale as they come. paper ( ´,_ゝ`) it reminds me of those ace attorney artworks where they make them fat and brown
Does anyone know the artist
>>722742 >3D VR zatsu was cancelled reeda studio ue ue ue ue ue
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>flayttel matching autism noises replies within 1 min looking like another coofgang23 con weekend, albeit at altare's studio for the super karaoke party broadcast? hoping they get all the VR together and hakka's jungle rains don't wash him out, should be a crazy good party for the congoing starmin :>
>>722478 This looks more like Gibby cosplaying as Hakka
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>been in planning since january, eight month cover
>singing karaoke tswiftie jump then fall for tavi cute friends
>>722792 is there any con (other than anime impulse) soon? I remember some happening around this time last year... Realistically I know he wouldn't but I like to imagine mama is with them, fooling around in leader's studio.
>>722981 God, the dream of a Shintare 3D stream...
>>722212 Banchou is going to be at this one as well.
i missed the notification aaaaa mama https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1961820646310281424
┐('~`;)┌ think will have some streams next week or still hiatus for some of the guys until concert stuff is over
>>723351 ;___; what's so funny...
>>723223 I'm so happy ueeueue it's been so long ;A; glad my fish is coming back, I hope he's been well and getting the support he needs
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gonna have fun with some of these
when do the actual battles start
The polish on this event is really clean
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BIGGEST OF RABUS FOR BLUEFUCK REEDA
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anons... consider the following
>>724123 Take Ruze out of Bara Take Bettel out of teenish/scrawny and put him in average male
>>724123 >pure shota >flayon delusional goo(n) hands created this list
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>>724198 he's shota enough to get a meme 18000+ age unlike the rest with normal human ages
>>724123 Flayon will never be a shota to me
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>>724239 >rest with normal human ages retarded goon forgot about ruze >inb4 i was only talking about tempus shut the fuck up, flayon will never be a shota.
>>724290 ( ´,_ゝ`) he's not a twink his character design is more aligned with a young boys
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>>724290 age unknown isn't a real age, knife-ears
>>724300 meme ages aren't real either, cum for brains.
>>724305 flayon is more of an 8000 year old dragonloli than ruze will ever be, why are you even trying to make this comparison
>>724305 >18000 an actual number >unknown could be anything, not a real number. maybe ruze is a shota too ToT
>>724326 i'm not the dumbass that went "meme age = shota". ruze is constantly meming about his age, ergo, by that anon's definition, ruze is a shota.
>>724123 Calling Vesper 1.0 muscular feels delusional. Flayon is also not a shota at all. He goes in the same category as Hakka, he just has a rounder face.
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>>723924 xenos rabu rabu
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>>724548 aniki rabu
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>>724548 >all dripped out They really were from what I saw. Pics unrelated, but they're stuff I saw at Impulse that reminded me of /mans/
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>>724123 Only Shinri is sort of bara and even he doesn't really cut it, og Vesper is scrawny as hell, Bettel is average, so is Tavi, and Flayon will never be a shota, just a skinny af young man
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>>724822 aww look at that sad little koi~ hope you had fun, anon! found this and I love how Gibby's cutout is just him giving a thumbs up because they didn't want to waste cardboard on his giant fuckass gun >>724859 I guess we're getting Ruze for November then >embalmer appreciation day ominous...
>>724869 ( ´,_ゝ`) ok then flayon is in the Shounen category I think there were Japanese fans calling him a shota though
>>724859 *it's actually in the drive now, good jorb holostars intern. get in before they delete it for not having FREE TO VIEW 3D CONCERT EVERGLOW AIRING ON SEPTEMBER 27TH 8PM PDT / SEPTEMBER 28TH 1200 JST listed as a special day
>>724822 cute hope you had a good time >>724859 pretty art. kind of funny not to mention the concert though
I could really use a Flayon stream right now my sisters guinea pig was euthanized..... I'm tired
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>>724933 ah, that's rough kaomoji. wishing your family the best, losing a pet is never easy.
>>724921 >last modified: June 11th, 2025 Yeah that explains it. Not that big a deal but I wish they double checked before sending it off, really thought they'd learned after leader's bday situation
>>724945 we only had her for a year and a half she was so small to. It just sucks I felt like she had so much More time to live.
>>724859 I wonder what one traditionally does to celebrate Bubby Appreciation Day? Go punch someone out in a parking lot? Eat a whole box of cookies?
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>>724586 armis and 3D party rabu rabu!
please tell me someone recorded the 3d karaoke. i miss blue fuck...
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>>725273 When will it be my turn
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>>725520 >11AM EST No...
>>725520 >full week (X)
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https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1962047517950095494 maestro schedule! >ornjbloo ????? still on sched cautiously optimistic :>
>>725622 Wasn't the orange blue thing being the Take Me to the Beach cover with RioFukai?
>>725636 yes but then why is it still there
>>725636 maybe they did two covers together and one gets uploaded on his channel?
>>725953 dead world...
>>725986 mechabirbo will never collab again
>>725986 Somebody in Dead World hits their P plosives really hard and it's extremely noticeable. Almost like a burst of static. I bet it's Bettel.
>>725999 What if they have a duet in Everglow? Then what?!
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Axel collabed with the Holostars drinks dude and created cocktails for him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr1m4-OQ2wM
>>726443 That drink Axel had him make looked like straight cough medicine. Poor guy.
>>726044 Dead world makes my pp plosive too
no one watch ruze not being on the fluffy barrage for 2.5 hours? https://www.twitch.tv/waffobaffo
>>726908 He was just on commentating the last match but they switch every round
>>726443 Oh the video is out? Sweet, I can't wait to see the cursed shit they talk about.
Goldbullet termination doko
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go back to trolling /cbdct/ and /orc+/, i'm not baking you a fake mans to store your asshurt in.
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>>727090 >Silksong @ 10AM there is hope for Grounded
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both hakkers rooms are up
Cringe incoming?
who let him OUT, PUT IT BACK IN
Watch hakka stream Gets called pathetic ( ´,_ゝ`) whyyyy
EXIT THE LORD OF DORKNESS ENTER RETARDED OURPLE THING
Why is he dark?
Everytime he uses his 3D I wanna yank his little fang
>>727496 tumblr artist
>>727496 Artist refuses to believe reality. They made Bettel look like anything other than a twink, too.
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Looks like it's the end of the Tempus shorts... man it'll be weird to not see new shorts every few days. Armis shorts (and MMDs?) soon! https://x.com/HOLOSTARSen/status/1962319499270533278
>1 Crochet Hakkito >1 Hakka voodoo doll >2 Black butltler fans (1 of them a Ciel Phantomhive cosplayer) >2 Hakka cosplayers >1 mechabirbo flasher >1 Ron the roon cosplayer Quite the meet and greets
>"GB how good are you at meth?"
>graduated high school with honors >two and a half years of med >six months of basic psych classes >one and a half years in computer science >switched to tech monkeying, associates degree in tech >become vtuber and now he shits himself on stream for our amusement
aniki horsegame in 10 minutes :3
>>722478 >>727496 Notice that both also feature Bettel, and how both Bettelion and Bettel are about letting PL bleed into Holostars stuff, my theory is "all latinos are brown, Hakka must be brown"
>Not updating the setlist HATE
>>727876 If they were a Bettelion, wouldn't they just make Bettel look like his PL?
>>727876 Back near debut Hakka was insecure in his model and encouraged brown art, a lot of early VG artists still have an ugly flesh style for him, despite him now being 10000% pale twink turbo boyslut mode. And you can clock them as mockingbird artists because that ship was also only alive within their first few debut months.
>I know it's a Tempus staple but I just can't stop thinking about squidward suicide
>>727888 No ifs for 722478 at least, I know the artist and they are absolutely a Bettelion. I honestly think it's less about specific features and more about skin color in general, so Bettel already is "correct"
>>727902 You can tell who hasn't let go of the weirdest shit when they constantly bring up 2 year old stuff that hasn't been even remotely relevant since that time period.
>>727887 (You)
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>>727934 Let's see if this works, then >No Hakkarock emote HATE HATE HATE
>VKei song >FUCKING HUGE BGM for more than half the song Jobber...
Calender wasn't updated, but the concert was added in the description for at least the Instagram post.
this stupid semen demon is draining them all
Interesting reaction from the chat to Voracity
I have more respect for aniki straight up saying he likes daiwa because she’s thicc than flayon who also likes her for the same reason but tries to male feminist about it
Hakkito equals ass and heroin, got it
>Leia Oh man I'd kill for a group orisong produced by Yuyoyuppe like Utsu-p did for Dead World
Israel
>>727887 un(You) kek
>Fuck the setlits FUCK YOU
>Sonic Frontiers into Electric Callboy You're forgiven for being a lazy fuck with the setlist
straight up committing suicide for the love of the hakkito…
>Everytime we touch >Electric Callboy version Can't believe I didn't know this existed
>>728097 Someone needs to put a gun on intern-kun and the one in charge of the calendars. They're taking a big fat L on this.
>>728364 jobbing the meme days is a ritual at this point. embalming day doesn't even have the infinity oshi mark on it, it literally says (TAVI) like a placeholder.
Axel keeps saying he's not zesty, but I heard what he said about Howl from Howl's Moving Castle earlier...
>Janne Da Arc WHERE IS THE VKEI KARAOKE YOU ORUPLE FAGGOT
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>>728386 >it literally says (TAVI) like a placeholder kek I didn't even realize, this is incredible
Jubako rabu rabu
>>728405 they got ruze's birthday correct but it doesn't have his oshi mark on it, either. 3/4 jobber days kek
>raids axel just as he jobs his horses and is moaning in agony >oh hello hakka, we were just about to end i love this stupid fucking branch
>Raid into Axel >Picrel Nahone >Oh hello Hakka we were just about to end The Holostars classic
>>728425 TBF, he was gonna end like an hour+ ago but the usual Axel/Axelotl stupid banter train started kek
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>>630373 July highlights >>659136 3-10 roundup >>683582 10-17 roundup >>706059 17-24 roundup phew. the monthly roundup, huh? big month! or slow, depending on how you look at it. plenty of down time, breaks and cancellations across the board. our first month without a reeda stream since he came back at the end of feb :< but also plenty of BIG showcase events! 3D for half tempus and all armis, 24 horas de clownryona, seanokuni bilibili debuts, 18 hours of medieval brainrotting with rogue roleplayer ruze, tons of external collabs and peak whoreshit with cloakka and the trinity, ultimate horsemaxxing with the world's finest variety streamer, late night pilot noises ASMR finally returned, SO much maestro music with a whole ass senpai supported concert, near full branch back to back con appearances, and a truly sweet belated 3rd anni celebration hosted by the beloved orange men. we're in the ramp-up to the big Everglow 3D concert at the end of the month now! hoping to have the full year sheets scratched together for all the talents by that point :>
>>705299 >Archive of Hakka's stream on 2025-09-01T02:24:23Z. Takobot rabu Set list (stream starts at 4:01): 1. 高橋 洋子 - 残酷な天使のテーゼ (8:02) 2. Radiohead - Creep (14:24) 3. Laufey - From the Start (20:15, Good Kid cover) 4. System of a Down - Revenga (24:11) 5. Bring Me the Horizon - Teardrops (29:51) 6. Bring Me the Horizon - Parasite Eve (34:15) 7. SiM - Under the Tree (39:57) 8. ギルティア・ブリオン - SKY (46:30, loud instrumental) 9. ギルティア・ブリオン - SKY (52:31, encore) 10. Survive Said the Prophet - MUKANJYO (1:00:19) 11. Myth & Roid - VORACITY (1:06:33) 12. OxT - HOLLOW HUNGER(1:13:14) 13. Nano - No pain, No game (1:18:22) 14. System of a Down - She’s Like Heroin (1:23:57) 15. Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (1:28:02) 16. ゆよゆっぺ - Leia (1:32:37) 17. バルーン - シャルル (1:42:43) 18. Mell - Red Fraction (1:53:46) 19. Sonic Frontiers, Kellin Quinn - Break Through It All (1:58:39) 20. Sonic Frontiers, Kellin Quinn - Undefeatable (2:03:12) 21. Paledusk - HUGs (2:09:25, incomplete) 22. Electric Callboy - We Got the Moves (2:11:29) 23. Electric Callboy - Hypa Hypa (2:15:30) 24. Cascada - Everytime We Touch (2:20:14, Electric Callboy cover) 25. ギルティア・ブリオン - SKY (2:33:17, third time) 26. Janne Da Arc - 月光花 (2:39:32)
>>728183 ( ;∀;) "I swear I only like her for her personality" no more male feminist crap . You can still be normal about how you treat women while acknowledging their outer appearance
>>727572 ( ´ー`) I just wish they stop making them ugly and legit this just makes me think they don't actually care about darker skin stones since they need to be dumb about it. Hakka is pale and that is final. I truly think these Weird activists are the real "racists".
Do you think the boys are going to Japan this month in preparation for the concert? Idk if 4 weeks for prep is enough to do mocap but I don't want it to be fully MMD like last time. I just want them to be all on stage performing. I just wish the management is going to do full promotions this month. We haven't seen the idol outfits yet. And we already have Tavi, Hakka, and Axek stating the importance of metrics here..
did management trust axel again for him to do a cooking stream?
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>i'll ask toramane to come help and pay him in the food i make i'll never forget gorimane politely coughing when she got nuked by a pocket of unmixed flour
>>728574 They better go full throttle on promotions this month. If not now, when, right?
>>728592 I miss gorimane ngl
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>>728603 no way. Never thought I'd see the day.
>>728603 How can Bettel survive without his brother?!
>>728603 >he still wont collab with holostars
>>728603 oh, that's a surprise
>>728607 well ofc not. you know that you can collab with someone without having them sit next to you? they can and will still collab
>>728574 with the schedules for this week, i think it's unlikely they're flying to japan this week. >>728607 he did have a collab with flayon
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>this is a direct message from CyGames telling me to kill myself >Mr. Syrios, please go on your two week break early, we will take care of the rest.
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I LOVE ANIKI
>>728603 Damn, that actually sucks to hear. I hope this won't be the last we time we get to see the twins on stream together, but if it is, I'm gonna miss that fucking nerd. R.I.P in piss B2.
>>728603 >no more aug 19th >no more leechbert oh no, his gimmicks
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>aniki gooning to hews art uploads on facebook in 2015 and giggling at meme reactions >HOLY SNIFFA >crush my face just like flat squidward kek
>>728678 certain circumstances (>>715141) are too sus. It’s either not truly the end or they’re finally being taken out back and shot for being big liabilities.
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>says he's gonna join sayori >manual raids reine (no perms) >she's suffering just as hard and agrees shit ass horse game punishing my silly dog
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So did cover force the boys to do bilibili debuts or something?
>>728777 More like volunteered, according to Tavi.. Jurard just wants to play HSR, while Tavi wants to be on every platform for obvious reasons. Idk about the three VG boys' reasons, but we know how ambitious Hakka and Shinri are.
>>728603 Thank god.
>>728785 tavi, a flip wanting to be on a chinese website. can't believe he's a traitor
>>728803 >archivable music without youtube perms hits >chink gachaslop game perms it's that easy. he'd probably have had a fifteen part wuwa series back when it released if he was a biliboy then
>>728603 >expedition of his own Bettel 2 redebuting in cabinet
>>728809 I know you're shitposting but would that even be possible?
>>728811 Both B2 and Hakkabro can sing, and they now have experience streaming...but surely that's not enough to get into Stars
>>728811 It would be one of the worst nepohires in Cover history and even people who like Leechbert have said that him getting in would be absolutely unfair in comparison to everyone else who auditions.
>>728574 Wouldn't doubt they're gonna turn up the promo stuff for September since Octavio said they're gonna marketing blitz. We haven't even seen the idol outfits which are gonna be the next big drop. If Bettel did his 3D solo stuff while in Japan, and assuming that all the rest of the boys are just doing 1 solo, 1 unit, and then a full group (gen or branch), it's definitely possible that they can get everything done in 2-3 weeks.
I miss my sweet blue son. Hope the cons got him fired up about streaming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m64Dfq8eJs
>>728825 i was wondering if we might get something on the date referenced in the first unit teaser because it seems kind of random otherwise to choose over the date the teaser released or the date of the concert. could just be nothing though or maybe 2015.09.08 has some other significance im missing?
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>>728822 I don't disagree with that sentiment honestly, that's a slot taken from someone who could've been working hard on auditioning. Two slots if we're entertaining the possibility of hakkabro too >>728867 I just remembered that Shinri's 3D showcase had some numbers in it, maybe that's related?
It's gonna be funny as hell if all this Bettel 2 stuff is going on and he ends up as either of the following 1) an intern for Cover's EN operations 2) a vtuber at another bargain bin corpo startup
>>728936 Birth years 2000 Altare 1991 Magni 2001 Axel 1983 Vesper 1993 Bettel 1993 Flayon 1999 Hakka 1985 Shinri I am bullshitting
>>728999 Honestly becoming an intern-kun doesn't sound like such a bad idea, considering the alternatives And I hope Hakkabro gets a real job (TM). I don't hate him, quite the contrary, but it's time babybro, support your brother
>>728999 >>729016 Honestly, my guess was that they both enrolled in some sort of schooling, since that would explain why they both announced it right before September, but maybe I'm being too optimistic.
Goldtavio never ever...
>>729081 That was my guess too.
>GB breaking down the difference between his boob size and Ruze's
The bubbies will beat everyone to death in the great twink-hunk-bear alignment chart battle...
>someone proposed to Gibby at the M&G >GB found out that they proposed to multiple people at the event, including the FSP boys >"A polycule? NOOOOOOOOO~!!" Many many cheating...
>>729173 wrong birdwhore to propose a polycule to
>>728821 dunno about b2 because I haven't watched any bettel stream for so long that I forgot how b2 sounds, but hakkabro has not a pleasant talking voice. I hope they still have a bit higher standards for stars than this
I think the brother's will be gone for good from streaming stuff maybe they will have some small appearances but not really anymore. ┐('~`;)┌ idk why we are even talking about them though
btw apparently iofi was drawing armis earlier if any of you are interested in that
Ruze just called New Yorkers new yorkian. NY perms cancelled
Also from Axel's first Uma stream yesterday >Wednesday collab with Hakka where he teaches him more in-depth Umamusume stuff for the next Gemini Cup No idea what channel though. Could just be Hakka's, could be both so Hakka/newbies have a reference to work off of from Axel's game.
( ´,_ゝ`) how are roons doing?
Ruze will only be streaming twice a week now
Ruze is the Yusuke Murata of vtubing
Ruze will only be streaming for two minutes a week now
Tensions are high behind the scene for Ruze, but he'll make it happen. I hope it's just a lot of work between his birthday and the concert, and not disagreements with management
Sounds a bit like toxic masculinity if you squint, but hopefully Ruze knows what he's doing.
>TEMPUS selling 50000 mugs and a single coaster >ARMIS selling 5 coasters and a single mug
Ruze's explicitly saying that fans need to make number go up or Cover won't give them things anymore. Also, Twitter interactions and downloads count for Cover wanting number go up for the calendar.
Ruze is a lot funnier by himself when he doesn’t talk to his cringe chat
managers really putting the gun to their heads to shill, huh
>>729643 I'm pretty sure that's all the boys and every streamer ever, but yeah
>>729644 Gotta please middle management and their shiny new MBAs. The girls' side has been constant shilling/merch drops, so it's been across the board.
>>727090 >wow is gonna be dual streamed on yt and twitch >going blind into the most recent retail expac
Aniki horses in 10 minutes
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>>729642 >cover cares about the download numbers on a calendar that doesn't even list big event days you can't hate investors enough. I hope some kpopfag tempura makes an infographic on boosting numbers before they euthanize my cat dog husbandwife
>>729743 Holy gambling addiction
>>729644 Must be frustrating to have a company that pushes all the marketing and advertising burden onto its talents
>>729776 What does this company even do for the boys?
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>>729716 >I hope some kpopfag tempura makes an infographic already been done for the concert, if the boys keep mentioning it it'll only be a matter of time before a new guide for other types of engagement pops up https://x.com/Yxnitas/status/1955479983314321639
>>729795 Give them models and names i guess
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>>724859 speaking of DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD the free calendar, they've updated the wallpaper version to correct emoji marks on the meme days and added on the Everglow concert. RE-DOWNLOAD THE NON JOBBER VERSION AND GET THOSE NOOMBERS UPPPPPP
>>729795 Merch, networking, and con appearances, I guess. Technically, vtubers do this on their own, but based on the indie sphere, the merch thing is an especially large headache. (I'm still counting ohmonah as something Cover's involved in, since they needed the initial corpo connection in the first place.) Also, I doubt Hakka would have been able to get all his musical connections without the Cover name for networking.
i really hope bettel2 joins stars because it would be the funniest shit ever
>>730110 Also instant audience, the hardest part about streaming is getting eyes on you since the market it absolutely oversaturated. And I guess you could also count that you get people to stream with, even if vg and armis never relied to it like hq did back in the day, like big part of hq was how they seemed like actual friend group and ye olde mans kept wanting to join the corpo just to make friends
>>730478 it's unbelievable how much those two fucked up the branch dynamics
>>730498 For Altare and Axel but vg was never that and Armis was unaffected
>>730514 >vg bettel used to hang out with them a lot more in the opening months before he because magni's cockwarmer. after magni and vesper left bettel stayed in touch and that's when his content changed from holostars to bettel2.
>>730475 No the funniest shit ever would be him becoming a NijiEN liver
Would hakka be a good foster mother to yagoo's home for broken boys? https://x.com/amiami00781/status/1962490604597960991
>>730731 >Banchou is the spoiled favourite child Sasuga
>>730731 maybe
>>730731 I don't know
On the one hand, Cover could not hire the brothers and get to keep have them on streams as-is for basically free. On the other hand, if they were hiring more stars, the bros already have rapport with existing stars members, which is a big thing Cover would hope for in a new hire. Also who else would hire Hakkabro, let's be honest.
>>730731 ask again later
>>730731 >foster mother yes >good no
>>730921 loki from thor ragnarok
>still sick this is the curse south elysians get for their foul christmas cheer
so they also proposed to psycho twink at the M&G
>>731003 Hakka's work ethic is nuts, goddamn.
>was bit because he stepped on a cat
>>729644 I'm gonna sound like a bootlicker, but it's the truth: the boys are notoriously terrible about shilling themselves and StarsEN in general. It's been a long standing problem and while Cover needs to be better about promoting them (again, it's wild that people will say they didn't know Stars exists), maybe 2/10 boys will promote themselves/the branch/merch/etc. (I'd breakdown each guy but no one probably wants that). I'm not surprised their managers finally decided to kick them all in the nuts about it. If Everglow and all of the stuff this year is make or break on them getting to do cooler shit in the future, I'd rather everyone be shilling out the ass in the least obnoxious way possible.
>>731014 Hardest working prostitute in all Elysium <3
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>>725520 >>725622 >>727090 >>728252 >>731003 schizoweekly upcoming~
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how cancelled will he get today
Ruze is breeding frogs (his glucose guardians) and killed their firstborn
>>731051 I'd love to breakdown the boys in other ways, ngl
>jurard needs to write down a note of what happened during his meet and greets or else he forgets one person as soon as the next one walks in baby lizard without object permanence
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>girlDM bypassing the menshi requirements with her creator's discount code to put her name on jurard KEK
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>hakkers added to the ex-wife trophy case >his first meet n greet story is somebody asking him if he took a shit today >right now i'm assuming the position here (adjusts his model and moans) match made in heaven
>no armis collabs indefinitely >eventually, once we're free retards don't know that RIGHT NOW is the time to advertise full branch unity with fun collabs PARTICULARLY FOR the big events they're busy with
>>731484 Most of tempus doesn't even bother with schedules no less streaming at all. you think the few that actually do stream have any reason to fake unity right now?
>>731484 >advertisment Remember that time Hakka asked for people to start clipping streams so the branch could get new viewers? None stuck around.
>>731413 From top to bottom - >Hakka, Octavio Team Shills Everything (branch, merch, songs, etc.); Hakka can definitely get too excessive with it (there are points where people are clearly annoyed about it and have called him a used car salesman in a nice and not nice way), but then again, can't say it's not working for him. He's probably the best about birthdays and anniversaries, while Octavio is best about branch events. Octavio can get the same way with all the covers he works on, but he's not as bad as Hakka can get. Both of them have the hustle for this type of stuff, it's obvious. >Altare, Goldbullet I'll be honest, it's been so long I don't remember how he is, but Altare usually shilled stuff pretty well. He got called Shilltare for a reason after all. To me, Auntie is in this same level, as he's pretty good about the same stuff as Altare is, but definitely not consistent with it. >Bettel, Flayon, Jurard, Ruze Team ME ME ME. This isn't a bad thing, they have to build a brand for themselves obviously. But they tend to hard focus on themselves or only one other person/maybe their gen. Jurard and Ruze are both their own unique mixed bag on branch events/personal events, so I think here makes more sense. Bettel and Flayon are obvious. Bettel seemingly forgets he's in Stars but will still promote stuff fine. I'd just say he's just too sporadic and there are times where he's clearly very detached from all the happenings. He also tends to not mention personal events and with him being the "most popular", that's eyes being lost. I'd argue Flayon is easily the worst in StarsEN about promoting anything outside himself and Bettel. He's hard focused on himself and his fans only. >Shinri Shinri was pretty bad about shilling himself, but got better about it at some point last year. He's clearly more of a fan of promoting the branch, that just seems to be how he is. (Like I would almost say he's a better hype man for branch stuff than Hakka at times.) I remember Koi's being proud of him mentioning his own projects or things, so it was a noticable problem for them as well. He started doing better with his personal merch shilling after his first year, so he's not nearly as bad as- >Axel >TL;DR when his chat is now proud of him shilling anything and praises him for it, you know something was fucked up I love Aniki, but this man has been fucking horrible about promoting himself in particular, and only now, 3 years in, has he finally gotten it kicked into him to actually shill things. It was almost notorious that the Axelotls had to promote things for him because he'd drop a cover/merch and then promptly never mention it again. (Case in point: I saw a lot of people mention that him having his anniversary merch on screen during streams and actually verbally mentioning it helped them remember to buy it. Cause you know...that's how you promote stuff you worked on...) Deep down everyone knows it's that Axel doesn't want to be annoying or come off as greedy. But when he would get a chance to promote anything, he'd say "oh I have nothing" while his chat was screaming at him to mention covers/merch/events/etc., you know there's a fundamental disconnect somewhere. It's even more confusing since this is also the guy who made fancy Twitter posts for hinting at participants in BEN and Mr. Schadenfreude but hasn't put that level of promotion into any of his other covers/etc since. Branch stuff he's fine, but he's been pushing Everglow pretty hard (even in that video he did with Steve), so he understands that he needs to get in gear.
>>731509 For Axel, it's probably because they're getting threats for cuts from upper management. He might have been the second most direct about the noombers mandate after Ruze got annoyed about how hard the suits were pushing numbers in Monthly Ruzolve. Hakka and Octavio are still being polite, but Axel's at "if the fans don't do their part and show up, then we're not going to be able to do anything."
>>731516 Getting the fans to actually show up is essential, yes. But are the boys going to do anything themselves to promote the concert, or will they just talk about it on their random solo streams and hope the official twitter does a good enough job of hyping it up for the next three weeks? I love them and know they're busy but they can't expect non-regulars to show up for it when half the branch is MIA and they all continue on the way they are now until the concert.
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>>731538 christ he's really milking that shit
>using pako-sensei's art for the grad stream oh no no no kek
>>731538 I guess he's really not going to come back ever
>>731553 >dyrbi schmoofert binx from randomsmallcorpo will debut and magically become his best buttbuddy
>>731556 One can hope dude, with Bettel2 gone maybe he would give stars collabs a chance
>>731556 do people really believe this? haven’t watched the guy a whole lot but every time I did he went on some kinda hate tirade against vtuber corpos
>>731519 There's still four weeks left. Why would they start doing serious promo right now? No one's going to be hype for their oshi streaming less while they do idol reps they can't tell you about, nor are they going to care enough to remember the date. Hype's only going to rev up when they're in Japan. If they were going to be smart about it, they'd promote it with general off collabs the week before and let them kill each other in one of the 3D rooms the week of the concert.
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GIBBY ON THE TELLY
>>731564 Anon, despite Bettel's best efforts, no one actually cares enough about Bettel 2 to watch him solo.
>>731538 he really does only care about flayon in stars en huh
>>728603 Finally I can actually watch Bettel again
>>731051 >the boys are notoriously terrible about shilling themselves and StarsEN in general. It's been a long standing problem and while Cover needs to be better about promoting them I remember when I checked the tower while ERB's 3D opened with Flayon and Oga as MC's, Ctrl + F their names and nobody in /hlg/ recognized or mentioned them at all
>>731509 >it's been so long I don't remember how he is When he's in his normal streamer mode, Altare is, I'd argue, the best at shilling in the branch, so it's unfortunate that he's still away. He shills literally everything, and he's able to do it in a way that feels fun and light. I hope we'll see some Shilltare in the weeks leading up to the concert, because the boys really could use the help.
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>>731632 Mmm, I'd say this is part of what contributes to the "things don't feel right without leader around" vibe. He's a natural at bringing people together and raising up the whole branch as a concept, that protagonist feel is an essential glue to hold things together. His shilltare intros, outros and long as FUCK video descriptions always seemed heartfelt and he was such a star during Gala week, I wish he were here to talk about the concert and big things up. At the very least we'll see him on the stage at the end of the month.
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https://youtu.be/NoZXABiu4pI?t=2623 >pet Jurard on his knees in a cage going "yes daddy, yes mommy!" as people throw food at him >"if we're ever in debt, you can sell me" Just like in my fanfictions...
>>731655 >yaps for two hours before starting the game Sasuga bratty dino
I miss my little blue fuck
>>731509 Wow thanks for the detailed breakdown. Though I was thinking more about breaking down their sanity in bed? Haha... Cool insight, tho. It was a nice read. Makes me wish they had a collective shilling agenda as a branch. >>731682 I miss him more and more everyday. :(
>>731678 I'm catching up on the VOD, and damn, his ADHD was really in full swing last night. It took him an hour to just get around to really talking about the M&G. It's pretty cute.
>>731682 Same. I love the other boys, but there's something special that only Altare has for me. I'm okay with waiting for whatever he's working on, but I do hope he'll do some streams this month.
What will we do if the original Altare graduates after the concert and Bettel 2 skinwalks his model to become Altare 2?
Hello is this the fujoshi general?
>>731785 no... I'll still at least have axel
>>731798 fujoshi, yume and shota lovers
>If you wanna let your homies hit, what's stopping you? You don't need to transform and shapeshift into anything. Just say you wanna do it, bro. Just say it. Inspiring words.
>>731879 He has such a way with words
>>731785 I will kill him and then myself
>>731785 i fear another unabomber might appear in minecraft and fornite battle pass
>>731556 Do bettelion really enjoy watching b2? i would be quite annoyed if Hakka invited his brother into every other stream. I want to watch my oshi and not some other random guy, even if they are related, they are still totally different.
>>732600 he's funnier than most of the other boys
>>732625 Congratulations, one of the more offensive things I've seen here
>>732685 simply because you oshi someone else and are used to them doesn't mean other people can't be funnier and better performers on stream
>>732700 Who the fuck are you watching because Twobert has the personality and charisma of a wet sock and the vibe of a pompous white boy.
>>732700 Anon, have you ever even watched the guy? He's not funny or a good performer. Even Flayon is funnier than him, and Flayon is easily my least favourite boy from StarsEN.
>>732725 >better banter than flay and bettel gets a chance to talk >better straightman than shinri >doesn't resort to turning the conversation to sex and gay pandering like hakka
>>732600 they only like him for his brother. outside of the le epic bantz xD with bettel he has the personality of wet cardboard.
>>732600 I don't mind him in moderation, the Halo stuff amd the Family Feud streams were fun, but a lot of the games they play together aren't really my cup of tea. I think it'd be nice to see him do another collab with Shinri or do a new one with Gibby or Jurard one of these days.
┐('~`;)┌ Lack of streams turns people into a war ground
>>732725 seems like anon is bored and coming up with obviously false arguments in support of b2 in order to liven up the thread with fake outrage, I wouldn't bother.
Collabs with family is fine in moderation ( ´△`) I'd like to see bettel try to more stuff with everyone else like he promised
>>732785 >even flayon is funnier than him lol lmao even
Not one of you niggers liveposted auntie soul food streams but you’ll come to life for stale white bread graduating off the telly. Kill yourselves
>>732880 Drama faggotry will always get more posts than streams. It's a load of shit, but it's the way of things. I'm usually at work when he streams, so I rarely have time to livepost.
>>732880 >stale white bread graduating off the telly. he has a collab tomorrow with b2 this isn't a graduation
>>732872 Eh, I don't care for him, but Flayon said "I am what I eat" when someone called him a pussy once and went "what's that age when you can't find love anymore again? 30?" in Shinri's presence once, so he's made me laugh at least 2 more times than Bettel2 ever has.
>>732892 How about we support niggers who are actually employed to be performing talents within Holostars and are passionate about their work
>>732917 so hakka, octavio and ruze only
>>732917 Bettel2 is more passionate about holostars than Bettel1
>>732818 >Gibby i’ve thought for a while that gbgb could have potential, which probably just entirely comes from the offhand posts anons have made about them together here and there
>>732917 There are no black boys in StarsEN
>>732925 Bettel2 is a nijisanji fan who cooms for elira’s tits
>>732930 The GiBBC begs to differ.
>>732930 Vesnigga...
>>732929 Half of that is probably from me, I'm hoping that the more I post about it, the likelier it is I'll manifest it into reality. I think they could have fun friendly chemistry. I also want to see Auntie pipe the clown, but that's a different story.
>magni mention
Dezmond mentioned
>>732938 >spoiler i can very much appreciate that angle too
>bettel will get rid of the penny_
>>732917 Twincest is wincest. You can't get that from the other boys.
>graduation baiting with your brother it must be nice making easy money
>halo 3 cancelled since april >still doesn't have perms in order >despite putting it on the big goodbye schedule absolute nonstop retardation
>didn't even put in perms i can't tell if it's still part of the boyfailure act or if he genuinely stopped caring about his work sicne he knows bettelion will shower him with money for doing less than the bare minimum at this point
>>732954 >Twincest is wincest. God, I'm going to miss that whore!
>>732974 wasn't halo one of those games where they have to renew perms every time
>>732981 iirc at least when altare and magni played their collab, it was one of those xbox "have to have exact perms to even have a POV up on the specific day", as well as when the boys started Grounded 1 last year, shinri didn't have POV perms for the first little while.
>>732977 They keep talking about boners and sitting on your brother's bed. I'm gonna miss this brother fujobaiting. Hakkabro x Hakka fees immoral but this twin homoerotic energy feels just right
>jobber mentions
>>732600 The banter, his dry delivery, and verbal abuse is entertaining to me. and he’s better than hakkabro by virtue of not sounding like a humanized overweight pug
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we can get mama into the holostars horse game meta via idol antics!
I haven't kept up with Hakka recently, has he mentioned Hakkabros situation?
it's telling how much more detail bettel knows about his collabs with b2 than anything else in all of holostars english
>>733021 Proof that even old men can get groomed
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>agreed to mini painting >haven't bought or built a model >have no clue what they're doing >don't have two POVs bettel2 is just as lazy and useless as his brother
>>733101 I mean twins are similar
>>733101 why would mini painting need 2 POVs?
The "Ha? Hatdog" thing really made Hakka too powerful. https://x.com/sunrexford/status/1962878647251177573
>it's becoming hard to find games co-operatively (to find new bettel2 collab stream ideas) i sure do appreciate 2.5 years of all the good collab games being leeched up by brotherslop
>channel got deleted thanks to League He called Brazilians niggers
>>733219 >good collab games as if he would have ever collabed those games with any of the other boys
Finally, one step closer to my Betruze dreams. The real White Boy Wednesday will return.
>>732989 now that you mention it, I'm surprised I've never seen any bettelcest art or seen any fic, unless I'm not looking in the right place
>>732700 Bait used to be believable
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I can't believe how much I missed mama's daily random tweets ;; iirc Altare called him out for having played a ridiculous amount of Suika game on his Switch but has he ever played it on stream? I still play this fangame a koi made 2 years ago from time to time https://shinrimelon.surge.sh/
>belt is actually metal They could've made it out of acrylic, that's what the old toy wwe belts were made of.
>>731538 >peak with flayon is an endurance until the actual peak, game must be beaten
>>733486 >peak >with flayon >game must be beaten a stream that will never end
pilot schedule from waiting room
>>733387 Bettelions in the past tried to bully out of the fandom one artist that did draw bettelcest if I remember correctly...
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>>733497 >no peak, lists halo3 >>731538 >no halo3, lists flayon peak only
>>733387 >>733505 Yeah, we got chased into hiding because my incest brethren took it to chat once lmao
>>733387 another case of starmin being too reclusive and law abiding. From what I’ve gathered from here, any that does exist usually has the quitter shoehorned in.
His dino brain is having some sort of moment
>>732938 I found a brown dick model for mmd so once we get armis I might make some gbgb, it's been a while since I messed around with mmd but it'd be nice to play around with it again
The return of Swolezoin
>Hakka is taking requests for voice lines in T3 >"It's gonna be like machibo, except it's gonna be hakkibo"
>there were multiple chuunibros duets at Anime Impulse karaoke party >Hakka said Altare spent tons of time getting things ready for the karaoke party and sacrificed a lot of sleep
>AFest+ in malaysia has rehearsals on the 13th and airs on the 14th at 1AM-5AM hakka time jesas, no wonder pilotfish would just stay up all night
>>734078 >raccoonmane I'm not up to date on the manager situation. Was there another shift?
>>734104 Jellymane moved to just managing Octavio. Raccoonmane is a new one only handling GB
>>734104 Yeah, Jelly is solotavio and Raccoon is sologibby (for now). A few threads back somebody floated the idea that if “Sharkmane” also exists there’s slots for a gen of 4 new boys.
>>734028 If you did that, I'd be incredibly pleased and appreciative.
Complete the following: Banzoin Hakka is _____
>>734138 a woman
>>734111 >>734115 thanks, I completely forgot sharkmane also joined the team.
>>734138 Blurry
>>734138 our communal wife
>>734115 twobert going on an "expedition" reminds me of VG's lore about flaytel going on an expedition to get the xenos >>734138 our communal toilet
>any time I see a crow or a black bird, I say "hi hakkito" >which is funny, because you guys are purple
>>734165 After today’s zatsu I really doubt he’d be incarnating as a vtuber, unless he wants his debut to be an outright mean spirited “fuck you” lie. Which, might be par for the course actually.
>Aerodynamic Mongolian dog What is this zoomer brainrot...
>>734189 they all lie when they graduate, I mean die
>ready when you are, Mr. Nachos ANIKI ON THE HORSE COLLAB TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWYehqu9B0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWYehqu9B0
>Hakka saying he likes doing a short zatsu before collabs that are late at night for him >"it's like a little warm-up, I feel like a Twitch streamer (derogatory)"
The cops are here for Banzoin Hakka...
>don't tell me you gave them invisible ink! >I don't wanna flash a black light on those nasty birds! I wonder if he's seen that Hakkitonahole art
ENTER BIRBO
Bettel 2 will not be reincarnating, he will be an affiliate on Professor Lando's relaunch.
>there's a rule about not being able to show UIs? fuck it, rules were made to be broken every steam friendslist yab must be deleted
I love how Axel can just say slurs and it's no big deal
>harajuku is where all the mexican bros hang out >the actual hermanos (restaurant) was in harajuku as well no wonder flayon got such nice treatment...
The fake hakkasupas are spreading...
>Axel has never had a burrito What are the Aussies even doing
>Food talk for 20 minutes Home...
>you can use your fave (maruzensky) but i want to introduce you to new ones that are upcoming maybe axel trainer-san can actually balance the boys decks between character cards and support cards
>>734369 Veteran Cygames player Axel Syrios
Hakka is a fashion over function kinda trainer huh
>>734359 Too busy surviving nature
>you want the best horse seed possible Axel milking that horse cock
He will absolutely NOT remember any of this
>>734144 Sharkmane does not exist. It's just jurard giving a random staff he met in japan a nickname
I need aniki to breed me like his horses
>hakka thought they didn't have uma cutscene perms >that's all jurard does, bro. he doesn't even race, he just reads the lore like a bedtime story the thought of aniki lurking and watching the retarded dino and all his uma hype is hilarious
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@ShondoSoso
I've noticed that honse games makes the boys look down a lot
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aniki himbo with the gap-tensai impressing all the hakkitos. i love it when he goes into mentor mode, such a rare treat but really shows you how he got his degree, he's a fine academic when something interests him
This stream is making aniki look smart
>>734515 Banchou is just like me, fr fr
Birbo can't stop saying pacemaker
>Vkei talk
Racismbros...
Kek dumbasses
LEAK THE DMS, DO IT ANIKI >is it THAT racist DO EEEEEEET
>i play grounded in mexico mode
>always bochi the rock pfps No one tell him about the Astolfo and Felix pfps
racistmite, where did you go? aniki loves you
>magmites >racists lol lmao they were too leftie to be racist just like their dead oshi
>I thought she was a racist...until she told me she wasn't
>it's not racist with the hakkitos because at least 70% of them understand >same for the axelotls, they understand asian parenting cultural "appreciation" hours with chikngravy
>axel got hit by a metal ruler >hakka got hit by an hdmi cord >both got hit with a metal ganger SOLIDARITY
>>734693 Metal hanger*
>axel: metal ruler >hakka: metal coathanger >axel: rubber coated metal coathanger >hakka: pvc pipe >what was your mom, gilgamesh?
Hakkamama didn't hit him hard enough to beat the slut outta him
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>lived 2 minutes from his school >"forgot" an exam paper >teacher literally walked him home to get it >hakkamama answered the door, exam in one hand, bible in the other, "I've been expecting you." >2/30 because he didn't turn his work in
>Axel didn't know Hakka is the oldest brother
>hakkabro sounds like he's on life support, bro. he sounds tired KEK
>>727721 >skipped a year, graduated high school early at 16 and went straight into med school >things got rough so he interviewed for a job at 17 and started working the day he turned 18 years old rip teenage hakker's med degree, he could have been the doogie howser of xenojungle
13 year old bar boy aniki ToT
>got told "please wait for a response" from the cover auditions >he thought he was 100% a shoe-in >manesans went on golden week and didn't respond to apps for a few weeks >one fear.jpg cute aniki aspirations >hakka applied at the same time as aniki and was also a one-shot app
>Hakka auditioned around the same time as Aniki Huh
>>734759 Poor Axel freaking out, I can see that. And wow, weird to think Axel and Hakka applied at the same time.
>never seen F&F breh
I enjoy this look back on the auditions I wish it was more like this during that history of tempus stream
>They got pinged all the time to tone down the swearing near their respective debuts >Manes gave up
>>734802 Yeah. Being in the official channel nerfed orangbros.
>Hakka knew he was in when director-san wrote "LMFAO"
>hakka voice acted a chuuni wrestling match between himself and satan >axel voice acted chuuni sephiroth and belial impressions >hakka knew he got in because director-san typed all caps "LMFAO" in response to him and he thought got it, i'm in >the original director-san, he had good humour. he would giggle at axel's edgy jokes >would tell hakka "i'm not going to laugh at this, so shut the fuck up" with a smile noise to his voice
thank god for madagascar memes kek. this whole thing is great, I love stories like this >>734810 anything official or needing "professionalism" will inevitably nerf Shinri to hell. I wish they'd make a marshmallow collab outside of bilibili and really unleash all of them
>chicken run Everyone's favorite holocaust movie
Mechabirbo...
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Racist master mention
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>maybe it was reverse racism? >he saw you and went "he's just another samurai"


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