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>>161974 Can I have a Danchou to go with my Senchou?

>>161974 Draco from FGO. The joke is that she's still flat, and that whole "Collecting human sin/depravity" thing is a plot to try and fuel a boob growth ritual.

>>161987 Anything involving wood or life magic because Magical Hashirama is an idea that does not get enough play for Jumpchain.

>>161973 >>161975 Dresden angels do not function at all like people do. They (especially the archangels) are literal cosmic pillars and are closer to functions of the Dresden cosmos than they are free willed beings. In fact, they probably lack the greatest degree of free will and agency in the setting - the Fallen literally broke their own natures to rebel as they did, which is why they're all fucking insane. An angel, even an archangel, can even completely Fall just if a human has their Grace given to them and they chose to misuse it, through no fault of the angel's own. Like most non-human things in Dresden, you have to really factor in that the more powerful something is, the less free will it generally has and the less capacity it has to act on its power.

>>161999 The Fallen still had the capacity to WANT to fall, and Uriel becomes a human for a bit. If God didn’t want the Fall, he simply could’ve made the angels such that they could never want to fall.

>>161975 Lies, there is far too much fulfilling and long-lasting heterosexual sex unconfirmed but heavily implied to be in the missionary position for it to be Chuck. >>161973 That said I think God is playing a very, very big prank on Lucifer. For someone who supposedly is in a treaty with God his representatives really got the short end of the stick in the series. First and foremost, the most active fallen angels by far in the series are the Denarians: The fallen angels Lucifer himself found untrustworthy, with the likes of Lashiel explicitly getting slapped down for trying to play both sides. Due to Nicodemus and Anduriel playing hardball, the majority of Denarians are the demon possession equivalents of crack addicts who vastly cripple their fallen angels from being more effective than FUCKING RED COURT ASSASSINS OR RANDOM FAE at killing, say, Harry Dresden. Nicodemus himself is a moustache-twiddling villain who time and again has proven to be comically easy to take off guard by Harry between being choked out by his own noose, having all his goons massacred or dunked on by big dick wizardry, chocked out by his own noose (again and harder) after his failsafe against Harry was fucked over by the power of love, and finally losing his daughter, has one of his goons nuked by the goddamn Eldest Gruff, ALL of his significant minions including Lashiel in a new semi-not-completely-useless host and an evil Bigfoot armed with Ursiel, his reputation in the supernatural community and implicitly the macguffin he was actually after in exchange for the Holy Grail. He somehow convinced himself condemning his daughter to Tartarus was a good fucking idea after terminally pissing off Hades, Mab, Odin, Grey (who I’m convinced is Loki) and Harry into ganging up on him politically. Keep in mind that Nicodemus’ stated goal is to usher in the apocalypse as a “state of mind” for thousands of years, and not only has he shown no visible progress in all that time but neither does he seem to have any contingencies to protect his own life other than the noose which can hurt him. Also for someone who’s had thousands of years to practice he is a really, really shitty wizard. Lucifer even stepped in to personally give him a river of hellfire for his plans, and probably was the one who told Harry to kill himself, and Nic still got dunked on. It’s like Harry was born for God to relentlessly shitpost away every single effort by the Devil to accomplish anything of value apart from presumably creating the Starborn system to begin with given apparently there’s one born every 666 years. And fucking Drakul is one. >>161999 Ah shit, I just realised. Azazel is just the thing from The Callisto Protocol but with an actual starring role in the plot. That game also said it’s mutagenic space horror is older than the universe in the DLC.

Anyone else have a hard time feeling happy? Like, no matter what path you take in your life, you'll end up either dissatisfied or hating yourself for what you do? As if you feel like you're not allowed to be happy, so you have to settle between being suppressed or absolutely hating yourself?

>>162001 Counterpoint Marcone.

>>162002 Something like that.

>>162002 Do you feel unworthy of life, too? Did you, too, spend your life chasing the approval of someone who will never truly love you?

>>162005 No, I do t have anyone specific I'm trying to please. I just want to live in a way that I can be happy, but not a burden to others, without shirking all the duties, responsibilities, and expectations on me. I'm not unworthy of life, all life his intrinsic worth. I just hate myself for wasting and floundering said worth.

>>162002 Yep, depression's a bitch

>>162002 We have jumpchain as a hobby bro. I think it's not unfair to say more people feel that way here than anywhere else except hostels, terminal wards, places of worship, and active warzones. Also you're not wasting or floundering anything, you're holding yourself to invisible standards that you don't understand the consequences or burdens of reaching due to never having reached them. As long as you have your survival in order, you haven't floundered anything, and if your life has intrinsic meaning then it doesn't require you to fulfill a potential to do some nebulous group of things, nor can you waste it as long as you're still alive. You also can't consider yourself a burden to others if they help you willingly and you're not doing anything underhanded to get them to do that, that's just being loved and cared for, and if you accept it without the mental burden of feeling like a burden, you're far more likely to put yourself in the position to repay their kindness in the future.

>>161998 Jigokuraku is good for that. Although now that I think about it, that is also an apt description of my Generic Cultivation (Lone Valkyrie) build. And to a lesser extent my Triune Scriptures one too, although I think aesthetically it leans more towards Erdtree stuff. >>162003 Marcone teaming up with Thorned Namshiel is unironically the single biggest Denarian W in the series, and I still think Jim is going to let Marcone get away with screwing over Namshiel like how Harry ultimately talked Lash around after all the “ooh, nobody can beat Denarian temptation, it’s like fentanyl but worse” hype. At this point the real question is whether Marcone and his not-wife will ultimately replace Nicodemus and Tessa as the Denarian power couple, or whether he will find that beneath them. >>162002 I have completely embraced the feeling of absolute, all-consuming rage at existence and used it to inform all my priorities in life. While I find much of my success meaningless, I take a cold satisfaction in the knowledge I have more than others because I put in the work when they were experiencing the community and emotional fulfilment I was denied. To my surprise, by building my life completely around hatred I have managed to find a few small reservoirs of happiness and fulfilment simply by discarding everything I used to think made life worth living. Lifting weights and serious kickboxing used to fucking hurt, and now pushing through the pain feels better than sex. Watching my own spending like a hawk is what gives me time to go to foreign countries, eat good food and soak in hot water-better than pot ever was. The new Predator movie looks like complete ass, and I’m looking forward to just treating it like a Tommy Wiseau movie and having a good laugh over the weekend. I don’t like the fact that the Winnower’s philosophy of simplicity and enlightened self interest seems to work in real life. But it does.

>>162009 Sadly, Chinese Hashirama's are infinitely more common, and infinitely more lame than the Japanese version.

>>161997 But flat chests are the greatest source of sin imaginable.

>>161974 I want a Retarded Dark Skinned Tomboy insecure about her femininity expy.

>>161914 >Huh, what time period were you starting in anyway? From the sound of it, it kinda sounds like Sengoku Jidai, but I could also see some of the earlier Shogunates... It was Sengoku Jidai, yeah. Given that I started a decade before Nobunaga, it’s possible that I wound up recruiting her. >Did you keep the third you conquered, or did any of the land swap-hands in the peace treaty? I gave back the more recent conquests. That reduced the area clamed to about one quarter of China, which was still plenty of territory. >Also, what'd you do with Korea? They sent several small invasions at me, so I sent one large invasion at them, and took the whole country. >That's kinda a low-bar to clear, but it's certainly one they'd appreciate you clearing. Even Susanoo appreciated my being around. The other gods bothered him less after I showed up and gave them a new war god to consult. >Ah, the Musou/shōnen method of bonding, very effective! Helps that it also gives a common enemy by its nature, which is a very effective social glue (as long as that enemy is there, once they're gone...well, hope the bonds have been built up enough). My figuring is getting humans and Oni to start interacting in a somewhat civil manner will be the hardest part by far, and fighting together will go a long way in making that happen. Once there’s no longer a common enemy the training wheels will come off, but by then there should be plenty of humans and Oni who can understand each other, and from there things will get easier. >I think Tsubaki is probably the easiest to win over, since I can just, well...heal her from her magic bacterial infection. Will have to be timed carefully though, contacting her before she summons, healing her afterwards. Is she the protagonist? If so, that’s quite an ally right there.

>>161974 Burnice and her furry girlfriend/pet from ZZZ.

How much push back do you think jump is gonna get from the Fellowship after he attempts to bring the skull of the Cave Troll with him in Moria?

>>162015 Quite a bit, but the circumstances are dire enough they’ll probably grit their teeth and bear with it if you at least clean the thing properly.

>>162015 ALSO, it is debatable if cave trolls even have bones. Lorewise they’re supposed to be ents somehow tortured into big grey monsters.

>>162017 I thought they were rock warped into a humanoid shape and mobility?

>>162000 The very act of wanting to Fall required they break their natures. >and Uriel becomes a human for a bit. Only after he gave up his Grace and explicitly said that if even the slightest intent to misuse it were to be expressed, then he would immediately Fall despite his own wishes. His Grace is a part of him, it IS him and his nature. He could make the choice to give it up yes, but he literally couldn't stop himself from Falling if a human with their own free will decided to misuse it for any reason. He would essentially be forced to Fall because his own nature would have been violated. >If God didn’t want the Fall, he simply could’ve made the angels such that they could never want to fall. By default, angels don't. They literally have to essentially mutilate themselves to grant themselves the capacity to choose falling over grace.

>>162002 I, too, used to masturbate and not drink water

>>162018 Nah, ents. They do turn into rocks in sunlight, though. At least the ones in the Hobbit do, clearly Sauron fixed that for the ones in the movie.

>>162001 >Ah shit, I just realised. Azazel is just the thing from The Callisto Protocol but with an actual starring role in the plot. That game also said it’s mutagenic space horror is older than the universe in the DLC. The difference is, the thing in Callisto Protocol is just a funky parasite with not even a hint of intelligence. Azazel has actual omniscience that basically lets it treat the story like a script it's actively writing (that it admittedly uses for one of the pettiest unfiction villain plots I've seen). The mutagenic Callisto horror also doesn't have Akashic Plane fuckery, so it's less cool by default.

>>162019 Nta but it’s the fact they had the capacity to want to break their natures at all. Also I think he’s more referring to how Uriel is very chatty and direct for an archangel, having been helping Harry long before the time he gave up his Grace so Michael could go on one last mission with the boys. I’m convinced Outsiders had something to do with it given Lucifer’s number seems to have something to do with when Starborn come into being

>>161974 Wagaya no Liliana-san for sure would be my pick. That said since an Akeno expy showed up in your Oppai Academy 1 jump then maybe a Rias expy should also show up in Oppai Academy 2, or perhaps a best-girl Sona expy if you don't want a Rias for some reason.

>Blade is making Oppai Academy 2 I thought that was Ric's job.

>>162001 >>162022 >and probably was the one who told Harry to kill himself, From what I recall, that actually might have been Lashiel trying to have Harry killed out of spite for redeeming her shadow if you're referring to what I'm thinking you are. >>162023 Yes, and my point is that them wanting to break their natures and having the capacity to willfully do so is itself a sign that they were already broken. We are constantly told over and over that only humans and human-adjacent subraces have true free will - the more power you have, the less free will you can express and the more bound you are to your role. Angels and archangels should have utterly infinitesimal amounts of it, if they have any at all, and yet somehow, several broke their own natures. That is the unnatural element to it. >spoiler Honestly, it's pretty likely. Especially because we know the Walkers have archangel tier power when not cheating their way past the Outer Gates. Nemesis probably has even greater abilities of subverting or breaking a being's fundamental nature when it's not restricted.

>>161997 lol. >>161996 >>162014 I actually have no idea who that is >>162012 ...maybe next jump, that's kind of already a canon character in this one. >>162024 One of the games sort of has a rias, so sona might work. Though imo it would be funnier to put her in the succubus academy. >>162025 He woke up one day and decided he hated it.

>>162016 Basically instant with the pred tech anyway. I was just going to carry the thing until I could. Not like a Predator can't bench press a small car anyway.

>>162002 I don't hate myself, I'm often disappointed in myself ut today I don't have the emotional bandwith to care about existential shit like that because I've been pissed off the whole day suppressing my urge to Hammer throw a dog into the ravine.

>>162026 >from what I recall, that actually might have been Lashiel trying to have Harry killed out of spite for redeeming her shadow if you're referring to what I'm thinking you are. I mean the shadow thing that gave Uriel the impetus to tell Harry that Mab can’t fundamentally change who he is, which I don’t think ever got a confirmed identity. >a sign that they were already broken Right but I think anon’s is asking why God would even make broken things to begin with. >Walkers have archangel tier power Also this has to be the biggest fucking cope in the series given how Dresden constantly keeps fucking them up in shounen moments. Until Jim actually qualifies exactly how strong the Outer Gates are that mook-tier Outsiders keep breaking in but the Walkers are totes much stronger than them, honest, despite not really showing it well in 1v1s with Harry. I’m going to having serious problems imagining them as anything other than high-end non-archmage nWoD player characters. I get it, being Starborn is kryptonite to them and the story is told with a Starborn as the MC, but fucking hell He Who Walks Behind was doing shadow clones and even super spin moves like Sonic, and he still found a way to get his ass beat repeatedly by Harry.

>>162025 Ric is borderline homeless last I heard.

>>162028 >the pred tech Have you perfected your Predator evolution with autism yet?

>>162031 I thought Psycho and DDanon are the hobo jumpmakers? I heard Ric has an actual job, he has to have enough cashmoney to rent a flat or something right?

>>162027 >He woke up one day and decided he hated it Tell him to stop being gay.

>>162034 Ric seems to wake up and randomly hate things for no reason sometimes. Surprised he seems to like me, honestly.

>>162032 Nah, the Predator is basically ignored by everything else anyway. So I will be too.

>>162033 I think Ric lost his lawyer job and is now a basic wagie. I can't recall if Psycho is homeless, I know we had someone couch surfing. Might have been him.

>>162037 Maybe if Ric didn't go gambling and buy so many yugioh cards he wouldn't be so broke all the time.

>>162037 I think he says he’s couch surfing with his sister now (in the absolutely innuendo-less sense) >>162036 Fair enough. I like to imagine after being upgraded by my autism the Yautja race ends up like the Gravitals from All Tomorrows. Basically voluntarily turning themselves into pseudo-Daleks that hang around in highly reinforced advanced VR simulation metal vessels that can snipe a deer from low orbit.

>appears >steals a random item from your inventory >vanishes What does Jumper do?

>>162013 >Is she the protagonist? Nah, she’s the master of False Rider, ie Death/Pestilence. Getting her on-side basically removes the possibility of beating Ishtar before Gil wakes back up.

>>162040 Jumper has so many items clogging up their inventory that they don't even notice the theft

>>162040 I solemnly fill in a form to the celestial bureaucracy registering the return of the item once it explodes in the thief’s hand and returns right back to my inventory, as well as to register all the curses going off on the thief. Don’t want the Logoi to start working at cross-purposes with the curse of dragonisation and the Final Destination-style events.

>>162033 Yeah, things have been rough for me lately. I'm getting by, though

>>162044 Are you currently out on the street or your sister’s courch? We’re heading into winter, consider going to a homeless shelter if you don’t have a roof over your head.

>>162045 I'm living at my grandma's.

>>162046 Ah good, you’re eating well then.

>>162047 I have been eating less on purpose to lose weight and conserve resources

>>162048 The will of grandma will not be denied.

>>162041 Sounds like a useful person to team up with.

How do you make your loving witch grandma from making you plump without feeling like a bad person afterwards?

>>162051 Akimichi techniques; burn the fat away for power. This is a solved problem.

>>162051 It’s called exercise.

I really need to just pick a companion. I cant just keep using familiars, no matter how humanoid, as my only form of companionship. Like sure they have their own minds and bodies but sometimes you want more than a lunchbox at the Y.

>>162054 I'm the opposite, I really just want more Familiar options.

>>162002 I'm apathetic towards life. Don't hate myself or others.

>>162054 I thought this too and then the only companions I was allowed to have via chainbutt were fucking Naruto and Luffy

>>162053 Honestly besides building muscle exercise is way less important than how much you're eating in terms of losing fat

>>162002 >Anyone else have a hard time feeling happy? Yes. > Like, no matter what path you take in your life, you'll end up either dissatisfied or hating yourself for what you do? No. >As if you feel like you're not allowed to be happy, so you have to settle between being suppressed or absolutely hating yourself? No.

>>162054 I do not take familiars because I feel as if I might grow bored of them over the years and them basically being like pets. But I have a super hard time with companions because I can never pick one.

>>162050 Her parents experimented on her by infecting her with bacteria modified and controlled by magecraft (Zouken-brand, bacteria = small bugs) to bolster her magic circuits as she grew. It worked, but it had side effects that made her functionally incapable of consciousness. She has massive lesions around her brain though they aren’t spreading down. Her parents are 100% fine with this, and just want her to live long enough to give them an heir when her comatose body is done growing. The first thing Rider of the Fathomless Rift does on being summoned is basically murder her parent’s personalities by infecting them with a disease that shoves them into Tsubaki’s dream-world (she’s unconsciously using magecraft to simulate the entirety of Snowfield sans people) with the personalities Tsubaki thinks her parents (should) have, and they throw her a birthday party in the dream.

>>162058 While true, regular exercise is also important for regulating your sleep cycle and building a more active metabolism-which in the long term helps you lose weight HEALTHILY instead of not just literally starving your way into becoming a rake.

>>161974 Cocky, busty American beauty come to mog on all the Japanese ladies and show them who's got the breasts in the West.

>>162061 I maintain that every single anon who tried to defend magus society in any way, shape or form morally is fucking wrong.

>>162040 Hope for his sake (and everyone else's) that whatever he stole isn't one of the many many cursed objects containing horrible ancient evils that she's been keeping in her inventory pocket dimension so they can't break out.

>>162063 When you milk a shipgirl, what comes out? Milk? Ship fuel?

>>162061 Nta, but I feel like it should be possible to adapt her body to use the bacteria better, rather than just cure her outright. Maybe teaching her Atlas Magecraft could help, since their mental enhancement involve repurposing body and soul to enhance brainpower, that could probably be used to counter their effects on the brain.

>>162068 No, you should just put her out of her misery or cure her because she’s in constant agony and barely aware of what she’s doing or the identity of her Servant. Unless you are in the FGO timeline in which case with a few headpats and feeding her a lot of embers she can revert back into a cheerful loli because everyone is wrong about every Servant being irredeemable there, to the extent that Jeanne had Revelation A when denouncing Jack as a wraith in need of euthanasia but FGO Jack lives a perfectly happy life with the other loli Servants and loves (you) very mcuh.

Reminder that Ganon's seething is so strong that it actually made him immune to the Master Sword when not even an Omnipotent wish granting artefact could do it.

>>162067 I mean, they can also eat regular food to fuel themselves, right? So presumably it'd be milk.

>>162069 I am pretty sure that is wrong. She's not in pain, just trapped in an extremely vivid dream world, where the worst part is that she's lonely(at least until pale rider starts collecting people for her) Getting her to wake up and operate her body would take care of it Though thinking about it, you could maybe just bind a familiar to her and teach her how to control it and share it's senses while being in her coma. Maybe you could even create a succubus like Len for that, we know they can be bound to people through dream worlds and she'd have more than enough power.

>>162072 She explicitly suffered great pain during the experiments, there’s no reason to assume it wouldn’t return the moment she woke up and escaped the dream world she’s sheltered in.

So, I’m currently planning to give Maeve free-will before Nemesis gets its claws into her, and figure I should just complete the set. How much do you all think Titania would appreciate or dislike me resurrecting Aurora with an intact copy of the Summer Lady mantle not tied to the Summer Court?

>>162074 Please do not intentionally piss off interdimensional border patrol. Absolutely do not piss both of them off at once, the summer court literally only exists to hold the winter court in check for its interactions with mortals, giving them a reason to not do that is a terrible idea because it lets winter Pay Attention To You.

>>162073 The experiments being painful does imply that she was in constant pain afterwards. Like we know Illya's modifications were also painful, but she doesn't seem to be pain otherwise either.

>>162075 So Titania WOULD be upset at me for resurrecting her daughter, then. Would it be because she doesn’t think she’s really Aurora, or would it just be the whole “copy of the Summer Lady mantle” thing?

>>162074 If you can prove you aren't an Outsider Titania will be very happy. But despite their reputation Summer is as bad as Winter they are just Hyper Emotional Bipolar rather than Sadistic Sociopath.

>>162076 >it was a painful medical procedure B-B-BUT IT WAS TOTALLY FINE AFTERWARDS HONEST SHE’S ALL BETTER NOW Fuck off Clock Tower shill, death to the Human Order. Magecraft ALWAYS ends in either giant energy or disgusting shit like this unless it’s a purely jewel or kung fu style like the Tohsakas’ or Pepe’s, the second mages start messing with biology shit consistently goes haywire. There’s a reason why the mage to DAA pipeline exists.

>>162070 Also that dude got one look at that baddie in the back and thought it'd be fun to add them to the vassal harem in indeterminate quantities greater than one.

>>162076 >she doesn’t seem to be pain otherwise either Also she was an entire hardcore magus clan, they’re taught to just push through the pain of magic circuits and fucking cast the spells on demand.

>>162081 Fair enough

>>162078 I’m quite aware they’re just as bad, I’m just the kinda person who fully intends to take Maeve as a companion purely because I find how bad she is at being a fairy to be hilarious and endearing, despite being fully aware she’s a psychotic bitch with massive mommy issues and little to no practical use without a LOT of work. I just feel bad for Aurora and wanna give her the opportunity for a second chance at life, and possibly a ticket out of this setting.

>>162077 >>162078 Yeah that problem with resurrecting Aurora is that even though Titania would dearly want such an outcome, in-universe that’s such an out of context flex of power it would be more easily believed as Outsider trickery than an actual resurrection. Think about it logically. Titania’s court may be smaller than Mab’s and she doesn’t seem to enforce anything on par with the Accords, but she’s still a peer to her in power. With all the resources at her disposal, if she thought a god or something could resurrect her daughter she’d have likely paid the price happily. Also she is absolutely not in a mood to listen to reason after the murder happens, she spends literal years having to be talked down from murdering Dresden by Eldest Gruff. The way she herself talks about it Titania has been consistently in a state of pure berserk rage barely held back by her regal facade. >>162083 The only thing I’ll say in Summer’s favour is that the Gruff clan, especially Eldest, are very much their MVPs. Seriously Eldest potentially saved the whole world by bothering to talk down Titania after he actually met Harry and got a good sense of his character.

..do you guys prefer first, second, or third-person fics?

>>162085 First person is cringe unless it's an SI (so most chains), second person is exclusively for quests, third person is the Objectively Correct format for all other fics.

>>162085 Third>First>>>Second. i prefer some detachment between narrator and character.

>>162083 >because I find how bad she is at being a fairy to be hilarious and endearing Jim at it again covering his old writing fumbles by having the entire Winter Court privately call Maeve a shitty Winter Lady once Molly settled into the role.

>>162085 What's the difference?

>>162090 First person: "I ate an apple." Second person: "You ate an apple." Third person: "Jumper ate an apple."

How can I upgrade my Unversed?

>>162091 Gohanposter: “An apple ate Gohan” How the fuck does he know who Gibby is? WHY would he be paying attention to the Hylics jump?

>>162092 on the battlefield, or permanently?

>>162092 >the great style and monster design is there, but they're clearly not Heartless Man, the longer I go only having played KH1 and 2, the more lost I become. What are Unversed?

>>162094 Both would be good

>>162095 Evil minions made from 1 specific villain's negative emotions.

>>162095 They're pseudo-Heartless spawned from the negative emotions of Vanitas (who is the personification and embodiment of the Darkness in Ventus' Heart).

>>162093 Shard is into Gnostic shit, and there are hints of Gnosticism there (but WoG was that it allegedly wasn't intentional).

>>162099 I believe WoG, it makes as much sense as Evangelion using Kabbalistic imagery just because Anno thought it was metal as hell

>>162070 I'm pretty sure the TORAIFOSSU doesn't exist in BOTW/TOTK. Still funny, because the Master Sword is now merely a weapon that is good against his attacks. Tragically, the unbreakable Master Sword at the start of TotK doesn't have that.

>>162097 >>162098 Ventus is the... prequel proto-Sora, right? But then this guy is a personification of darkness independently of being a Heartless (which is its physical manifestation) or his Nobody (the soulless husk split off from someone consumed by darkness that statistically elects to be gay and do crime in order to try to affirm its existence despite not being a truly independent entity)?

>>162103 >prequel proto-Sora Yes. >independently of being a Heartless... or his Nobody...? Correct. See, Vanitas is only half of Ventus' Heart, the half that had Darkness in it, split from the Light that Ventus still has. He didn't lose his whole Heart, so he's still a Somebody, just a Somebody with a broken Heart and an incomplete pseudo-Heartless trying to reunite with him to create the X-Blade. As you probably guessed, this too is Xehanort's doing.

If Kingdom Hearts and the Nasuverse collided, would there be enough cocaine in the universe to comprehend what the fuck is even actually happening anymore?

>>162106 Enough copium, yes, but not enough cocaine.

>>162106 Absolutely, in fact both settings are very simple to comprehend, you see >twelve hour lore video ...and this is why the real Root was the bonds of Friendship in our Hearts all along.

>>162105 How would Aqua from Kingdom Hearts fare in OWoD?

>>162101 All I know is that Scientists and robots are the biggest chads of the setting now.

>>162110 Scientists is a big word.

>>162106 Nothing compares to Nasuverse, like you could get through all of Kingdom Hearts in like a week, I have no idea what godly amount of time you need to get through the autism universe that is Fate alone

>>162110 All I know is that this Zelda has a particularly fat ass.

>>162112 Well Fate is full of holes and tecons, left, right and center, in 3D.

>>161647 [God Hand: Gene edition] Rolled Elvis’ Mansion Human, Brawler Forgotten Song (Free) Archetype: Henchman (Free) Heroism Pays (Free) Better Part of Valor (Free) Cartoon Logic (950) Item Logic (900) Game Logic (800) Lost in the War (750) God of Demon, What Am I? (350) Anticlimax (50). Wow, way to trivialise that Dimensional Stalker writeup I was thinking about, I had all these combos ready and waiting to go and now the poor guy’s just getting chumped out even harder than he would’ve been with various Psychoanon jump perks. Almost feel bad for (guest fighter) now Punk Western Chic (Free) Challenge Levels (Free) Item Drops (Free) New AlliesX2 (Free) -Monster, Demon (300), Fancy Footwork (Free), Combo Breaker (Free), Big Man Downstairs (0) WHAM, WHAM, WHAM. “HARDER! HARDER! HARDER!” WHAM. “OH YEAH!” Well. Here we go again, I thought as the next demon slut got off on the pain so hard she exploded from an over the top horni humanoid into an SMT-looking thing. I didn’t remember the God Hands having so many conditions attached to them the last time I was here, but that was then and this was now. Nor did I remember deva-tier demons being able to take hits this much. Either way, it was nice that I was able to assert dominance over Hell in preparation for civilising it and reward loyalty to me in one fell swoop. Very efficient. “…did you say, God Hands?” asked one of my…victims? Friends? It was hard to tell in Hell. Look, she was like Bad Girl but leaning even harder into the deranged white trash look. “Oh, yeah. I got these the last time I was here” I explained. “Huh” she said thoughtfully, “SATAN isn’t going to be pissed”. “Wait, Satan? I didn’t know there was a version of-“ “No no, not Satan, SATAN” said the Bloodrayne expy who looked like she’d done the fusion-ha with Ephemera. “…okay, I only know there’s a Demon Lord Angra here so-why are you all laughing?” “Because” said the albino one, “that’s a silly nickname white people gave our little brother” “That and he was always the weakest of us Four Infernal Asuras” added not!Bloodrayne. 1/2 “Really?” I said, processing that. “Well it sure would’ve been useful to have run into you in the other timeline so I’d have a reference frame for how much applied force it takes to pimp slap a demon lord-I mean, SATAN into submission” “Yeah, it’s like we just came into existence yesterday or something” mused the blonde. “I was pretty sure I was…doing something important before getting bent over your lap but…huh, can’t quite remember what” “Hey, if you guys just go over there and pummel Angra does Azel just…stand there with nothing happening?” I said, to distract from an imminent existential crisis. “I guess. Why should I?” asked the albino. “All of Hell will be very impressed, and also because you’ll feel the flat of my hand” I offered. “Fair enough” they said in unison, arguing about whether the last part was a threat or a reward as they sauntered off. SATAN, the demonic entity formerly known as Demon Lord Angra, proceeded to get hyper ultra bullied by his nee-sans while Azel just kind of lay there awkwardly waiting for a demonic hijacking that never happened. He then proceeded to wish for death when he spent the rest of his life being harangued by his in-laws for sacrificing an entire clan for a powerup that never came.

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>>162110 Unironically this is just a massive case of batman with preptime. Because like, Wisdom? Consistently jobs to the suddenly appearing Power character who takes them off guard. But if they aren't taken off guard - If you give them time to be wise and make a plan - Then yeah, they drop a robot army on your ass. Or build a time machine. By accident. BotW's nerd Zelda is unironically the best showing she's ever had. >>162113 This is also true.

>>162113 I can't take this haircut seriously. >>162116 The real wisdom is knowing you are useless and should let Link do everything.

>>162117 It's a secret technique known as delegation.

>>162118 That's not a secret technique. ....In our world at least. I think it is in the Zelda world.

>>162117 >I can't take this haircut seriously. I like it, it's cute. Also I tried out long hair myself some years ago; it can be nice to have if you take care of it regularly, but goddamn does it require a LOT of regular maintenance. And it can be fucking annoying in weird ways. A short but cute hairstyle is not only stylish, but far lower maintenance and much less bothersome. I can really appreciate it.

>>162119 No, it's actually one of the most common techniques. Like all things common however, it tends to get passed over for more advanced techniques, such as blame shifting. The problem with delegation is that it means admitting you don't know how to or otherwise can't do something - which, naturally, rulers, politicians, ceos, and their ilk hate doing. Admitting fault? Even to themselves? Nah, fuck that, fire half the office workers and claim they were stealing from the company.

>>162084 >Yeah that problem with resurrecting Aurora is that even though Titania would dearly want such an outcome, in-universe that’s such an out of context flex of power it would be more easily believed as Outsider trickery than an actual resurrection. Think about it logically. Titania’s court may be smaller than Mab’s and she doesn’t seem to enforce anything on par with the Accords, but she’s still a peer to her in power. With all the resources at her disposal, if she thought a god or something could resurrect her daughter she’d have likely paid the price happily. Yeah, that all checks out. On my end, it's a bit tricky all things considered. If I was present at the Battle, I probably could've just resurrected her then and there with my Noble Phantasm like Tamamo did for Jeanne in Extella Link, but since I'm not gonna have access to her body it becomes trickier and I'll have to access the Yata no Kagami's full power fro it. To do that I'm planning to plant a grail temporarily in the tunnels under Fort McHenry so it can start filling up on the ley-line running through the city, and then sacrifice all the ghouls of Clan Ereshkigal (their self-proclaimed "God-King" Gilgamesh included) to speed the process up. If possible the White Court of House Lagios, the Red Court under Ravenborn too, and any ghosts I can manage to wrangle up from Baltimore. Then when it's full, burn the wish to temporarily buff myself enough to invoke the full authority of the Yata no Kagami to return Aurora to life. >The way she herself talks about it Titania has been consistently in a state of pure berserk rage barely held back by her regal facade. Yeah, that sounds like a pretty volatile situation to put myself in the middle of. If someone could manage to calm her down enough to listen, would pointing out that an emanation of myself has been existing in this world for the last 450 years without causing any harm to the fabric of reality or the Outer Gates help, or would the inherent admission that I come from outside the White God's creation (but very much not from the uncreated nothingness of the Outside) neutralize any value in that approach of argument? >The only thing I’ll say in Summer’s favour is that the Gruff clan, especially Eldest, are very much their MVPs Do...you think talking with him ahead of time might be worth doing? I am genuinely trying to help them though I guess wearing the body of a Winter Court descended Changeling my aforementioned emanation burrowed into and hollowed out the soul of probably doesn't help my credibility there and if he's as reasonable as you make him out to be, it sounds like he might be persuadable. >>162101 Nah, it exists. It's what allows Old Zelda to hold out against Calamity Ganon for a century or so. But it's power is (nearly) expended by the time you fight him.

>>162113 Indeed. Though part of me wonders how much of that was baseline design and how much of that was Koei-Tecmo may have tweaked things for one reason or other. Hopefully it's not a Rhea case where it's just that way to prevent clipping for a smaller profile. >>162120 >spoiler This. Even just one general beauty perk from anywhere might be worth it if only for something as simple as immunity to split ends.

>>162120 To each their own I guess? >spoiler Traitor to the long hair race. >>162122 >It's what allows Old Zelda to hold out against Calamity Ganon for a century or so That's not the TORAIFOSSU. That's just the sealing power.

>>162109 Depends on several factors. Does Keyblade Armor protect from Wyrm corruption the same way it does from Darkness? How good is Flowmotion compared to Celerity? Are Terra and Ventus with her? Is Mickey with her? How does Aqua's own magic (she's the best magician of her trio) compare to Mages? Would the Keyblade let her unlock the Pattern Web and free the Wyrm of Balance? Would it let her lock away Oblivion, unlock Arcadia, lock away Threat Null, unlock people's Avatars to Awaken them?

>>162109 On a basic level at least, I don't think there's any random Werewolf, Beast, Vampire or anything that's doing a thing to her, like named characters are like a starting point I think

Man I had a rough day. Ya'll doing okay tonight?

>>162124 The very microsecond I get a beauty perk that maintains my hair for me automatically you know I'm going full fucking Rapunzel. But man, it's just not worth it in the short term. I believe that, I genuinely do. Long hair's in the same class as high heels in my mind: pretty, but you have to be a genuine masochist or have a will of titanium to deal with it without some sort of supernatural cheat. >>162127 Doing okay, hope your day gets better from here.

>>162128 It's 1AM homie, it can't be more over.

>>162129 Technically the next day has started for you, therefore I hope your day goes well!

>>162109 >>162125 So fun fact, the author of keychain of creation actually did a semi-statblock for the keys. The long and short of it is that in order to do the concept hax unlocking things, you need all five. A keyblade may either have a roughly equal unlocking power, or a higher one, at your discretion.

>>162127 I got so bored I wrote an intro for a quest I'm not even sure I'm gonna do. Hope you feel better soon.

>>162130 Nah, new day starts at 4AM. I don't make the rules.

>>162132 You got experience writing quests?

>>162122 >would pointing out that you’ve been hanging around for 450 years while apparently demonstrating impunity to the rule of divine diminishment other deities like Odin and Hades have demonstrate have anything impact on negotiations? Yes. Unless you’re one of the very specific and generally well-recognised names like Ferrovax, Mother Winter/Summer, Drakul (who is apparently some kind of otherworldly entity that somehow got stuck in human form. Unclear if he is an Outsider or not) or one of the Naagloshii it is generally incredibly alarming to suddenly run into another being of godlike power that doesn’t already have serious name recognition in the supernatural community. >worth doing Absolutely if you can sell him on not being a completely terrible person.

>>162128 You need more POWER.

>>162125 >Are Terra and Ventus with her? Is Mickey with her? No. She's alone with just her Keyblade and anything else that could reasonably be considered normally in her possession. >Does Keyblade Armor protect from Wyrm corruption the same way it does from Darkness? >How good is Flowmotion compared to Celerity? >How does Aqua's own magic (she's the best magician of her trio) compare to Mages? >Would the Keyblade let her unlock the Pattern Web and free the Wyrm of Balance? >Would it let her lock away Oblivion, unlock Arcadia, lock away Threat Null, unlock people's Avatars to Awaken them? Fanwank.

>>162134 No. I've literally never written anything more complex than an omake or two for a quest, aside from some online RP experience over a decade ago.

>>162136 Supernatural Cheating makes it viable, it is known.

>>162138 You know what? I completely pick up the vibe then.

>>162120 I sleep with a fan on, having a lock of hair fall down in front of your face and then tickle your nose with the breeze while trying to sleep was SO FUCKING ANNOYING

>>162141 …can you not just have your hair cut shorter?

>>162142 honestly at the time I couldn't find a haircut I liked on the shorter side. Eventually I went back to getting buzzcuts instead of growing it out.

>>162141 As a kid I thought those little hats that moms would wear in movies and cartoons to hold their hair while they sleep were silly and dumb. As an adult with long hair I finally understood.

>>162138 I've been running a Machina quest on QQ for the past... fiveish months? It's fun, but a massive pain, and quite frankly it's the single longest thing I've ever written. Do it anyways. The worst you can do is get bored and wander off.

>>162139 Damn right!

What would happen if you took both Godhands from the old jump then jumped the new Godhand jump as an Angra tier demon?

>>162147 You turn into a protogen.

>>162145 I might. I'm still attached to the idea of a Warcraft CK2-style quest, but that seems like way too much for my first quest. Been tossing around the idea of a chaos gacha quest, which is what I wrote the intro to.

>>162147 you roll three roulette's to do anything

I was gonna bring MedievalGallantmon onto my team as a reservist, but honestly I kinda started vibing with Dynasmon again once I figured out how good applying Acceleration Boost to his signature is. Didn't play very much today so progress on my last two party members isn't great, but I'm still locked in on Craniamon + Enbarrmon as my Vaccine, and Merukimon as my virus. Merukimon with the the 500 ATK & 20% Crit item, the Haymaker Skill, and then some other thing... oh, right, that Aegiomon equip that bumps crit damage. That should be really strong.

>>162149 >Spoiler Ah. I don't recommend it. I did a short thing involving a knockoff celestial thingee involving zelda jumps and honestly it's just boring to work with because the inherent randomness is a pain. Since this is a quest, maybe you can roll two or three different things and let them choose, to give them some control, but I'd honestly just pick a firm powerset or whatever.

>>162149 >Wacraft CK2-style quest >CK2-style How much incest would there be?

>>162135 So, the emanation in question was a fox-spirit of middling power (think a quarter of the Leanansidhe) by the name of Kiko of the Red Hills who made a bit of a ruckus in Japan in the mid 1700s, went to ground, made more of a ruckus a century later in Hokkaido, and then hopped a ride over to the Americas to avoid getting skinned alive by some angry spirits and local wizards. Anyone who interacted with Kiko wouldn’t have noticed anything off about her beyond being in character closer to a Gumiho than a Kitsune, and she was a known local player in San Fran for most of the 1900s before dropping off the map in the 90s. So from their perspective, a bit-player would be being recontextualized from an independent actor into an unwitting pawn of a divinity who’s taken direct control of said pawn after a long time for unclear reasons. Kiko if it wasn’t clear is the actual background-self, the changeling she ate the soul of was who the in-jump build represents, since Kiko is just a shadow of Tamamo-me. >Absolutely if you can sell him on not being a completely terrible person. Good to hear! I figure being honest would help. “Lady Aurora died in a gruesome manner, fighting for a cause that did not deserve her, with only the best of intentions. That her death was necessary to avoid great destruction does not remove the tragedy inherent to it, nor does it mean her death should be lasting. As for Her Highness…the I you speak to has never been blessed with an opportunity to be a mother, though my greater self has. No mother, no parent, should have to bury her own child. That alone is enough for me to want to give her her child back, if it is within my power.” ‘course if he asks why I care about Aurora but don’t about the Lagios kids I’ve deprived of their parents… “Eh? They’re vampires, fuck ‘em. Kids are better off in foster care.”

>>162152 That probably explains why most die in infancy, but I always kind of enjoy reading them even if they power up too fast, figured I could do less tickets to scale it back. Still probably not a great first quest idea. >>162153 The premise would be you as the last of your family so...not much.

Do you guys think the Comedian CT of JJK has a range limit? I want to go to worm for all the tinker stuff and want to get rid of scion & similarly stupid bullshit from the get-go.

>>162154 >Anyone who interacted with Kiko wouldn’t have noticed anything off about her beyond being in character closer to a Gumiho than a Kitsune Are you sure? Better question: How good are your anti-surveillance countermeasures? Dresden Files has some pretty good scrying, the Archive alone comprehends everything written by humanity up to the present date while Anduriel can sense anything spoken near a shadow. It takes a being of Mab’s calibre to jam his metaphysical radar. Also yeah, Eldest Gruff is absolutely the guy who lives up to the Summer Court’s professed ideals the best, better than his own queen. Sadly it is canon that the Summer Court merely exists as a counterbalance to the Winter Court in military power. Mab’s army is actually much, much bigger but it’s mostly occupied fighting the endless tides of Outsiders at the Outer Gates and she has about 50,000 dudes at her main HQ, the same as the Summer Court in totality. On top of that Mab ALSO is known to have powerful and capable allies like Odin/Santa (who in the capacity of being Santa, is directly part of the Winter Court power structure that Mab rules while Odin is legally and mystically considered a separate entity) and the Erlking. It’s not impossible Titania has friends in high places of her own, but none have been seen in the story so far.

>>162156 I honestly don’t think there is enough information in the story to say for certain. Nobody seems to notice reality warping when Takaba and Kenjaku fight, but nor does anyone establish a firm range for his abilities either. It’s not even clear if Takaba is projecting tangible phenomena, sending himself and Kenjaku into alternate realities or something else at all times at any given time. A cutaway pic in the epilogue even somewhat implies Takaba subsequently revived Kenjaku as his comedy partner-there’s a dude who looks VERY similar to Kenny talking to Takaba. We honestly don’t know. JJK runs on vibes and aura farming, and nowhere is that better shown in the fact that Takaba’s CT is vague as hell and exists more to embody Takaba’s fighting spirit than to actually interact with the power system’s conventions.

>>162157 >Are you sure? Better question: How good are your anti-surveillance countermeasures? Kiko was completely unaware of her nature until the exact moment the jump “started” and continued to existed as a discrete entity after that for a fraction of a second. She was an emanation of me, but her coming into existence naturally in the Dresden Files setting was down to the benefactor facilitating my entry into the setting. So like, the White God knew and probably the Archangels. But Mab explicitly doesn’t because that’s a drawback I did not take. >she has about 50,000 dudes at her main HQ, the same as the Summer Court in totality. Which is really weird given how Summer Knight has everyone so consistently hammer in the balance between Summer and Winter being so important, with the implication that they’re pretty much equal, but no, apparently Summer is just balancing against Winter’s idle power.

>>162159 Yee. Winter has a shitton more manpower, it's just that they're all tied up in fighting the Outsiders. What mortals see of Winters forces is basically just the 1% that are either remfs or on vacation.

>>162159 For what it’s worth, Titania is apparently Mab’s equal in raw power, and as far as we can tell so are the Ladies and Mothers Summer and Winter. The main difference in military might is that Winter as an institution exists to defend reality while Summer as an institution exists to check Winter if Mab or her theoretical successor ever gets any ideas about conquering reality. Well, conquering more of reality than she already influences anyway. But the cosmological forces they serve/embody at least do seem to have some sort of balance, it’s just that only one is designated as reality’s frontline soldiers. Winter has to be sharp in order to sniff out shit like Nemesis corruption, if Summer was fighting in equal strength there would probably be a lot more Outsider-compromised fae because of how much more flighty they are.

>>162155 You're not wrong. As a generalization, for a quest, you're giving up a level of control over the direction of the story to the players to make it more interesting. For a celestial or chaos story, you're giving up a level of control over a major portion of what the character can do to... a random number generator. It doesn't work out nearly as well. It's a fun idea, but it just doesn't work as well. Do the warcraft thing. Or at least look into what it would take.

How strong is Dresden Files exactly?

>>162164 Varies wildly, having a gun is viable as a defense usually

>>162164 Someone once compared it to being similar to Supernatural, in the sense that it functions more or less coherently as a place full of supernatural monsters that have a good reason to stay hidden from humanity as a whole at the low end. And breaks down into a dissonance between what is told and shown at the high end. It’s harsh, but not incorrect. At the low end, a super werewolf that can charge through a building or a wizard who can flip over a truck with his stronger spells are considered heavy hitters. White Court (the succubus/incubus-like) type of characters move at vaguely supernatural, blink at someone’s throat is open speed and despite being the weakest in raw power of vampires more than compensate with having the hardest to exploit weakness and still being strong/fast enough to do start of game Dante shit. The middle end is where things start getting vaguer. Red Court vampires are middling in power but don’t like to fight their foes on even terms; the best thing that can be said for them is they can potentially use magic on par with powerful wizards like Harry on top of being fast enough to run rings around them. Denarians have magic bestowed by fallen angels that can do shit like eat said truck-flipping spells or blast open a building with lightning. Humanoid fairies seem to be comparable to White Court vampires but with the weakness to iron instead of true love, in exchange for having more potent elemental/illusion abilities. The nonhuman ones can be shit like building-sized goats with tremendous magic-grounding abilities. And for the most part, it doesn’t matter because the majority of Denarian hosts are so shit they’re massively hamstrung. The White Council, the most powerful wizards in the world, have mastered magic to the point one can open portals to the wall protecting reality while another has killed a vampire by dropping a satellite on him. As for the high end, well. Mab controls winter with enough precision to freeze the water behind someone’s eyes, and generally wields equal magical power within that purview. Odin oversees a system of resurrection that turns mortals into immortal Einherjar and Valkyrie warriors that, while not as quick to regenerate as vampires, are SIGNIFICANTLY resistant to damage and boast rune magic that can fry monsters much larger than themselves. Mab is stronger than Odin in the current conditions of the setting. Archangels and the Walkers (the knights of Outsider-kind) apparently have power comparable to igniting galaxies but are massively hamstrung by God’s prohibition on interfering with human free will/the warding power of the Outer Gates respectively. There’s a girl who has access to all knowledge ever written down by humanity; she’s considered low-tier compared to both those guys above despite being able to fend off dozens of Denarians even when they tried to cut off all available magic to her with Lucifer’s direct help. Oh yeah and recently a Titan called Ethniu showed up, beat several gods and both Mab and Titania bloody, and it was stated Ferrovax (a true dragon, a being more godlike than most remaining gods) had to hold reality in place in the Nevernever to stop her power from ripping it asunder. She was ultimately defeated by the two most plot armored characters in the setting using Soulfire and Hellfire to harry her towards a multdimensional genius loci constructed in the same place at different moments of history designed for the express and sole purpose of sealing dangerous entities AFTER she was heavily wounded by all of the above. God is as far as we know the most powerful entity in the setting, to the extent that artifacts empowered by his angels like the Swords of the Cross or forces associated with them like Soulfire can chop up Outsiders like butter even though Outsiders (run of the mill eldritch horrors ranging from the size of a wolf to a car, all weird wriggly bits. One’s a sentient clump of death mist. Another’s 13 fucked up dog things that may be 1 dog thing projecting itself at multiple points of space-time. A third’s literally just a shoggoth) are normally extremely resistant to conventional magic. He apparently has some sort of truce with Lucifer, and hellfire seems to work just as well at hurting Outsiders; hellfire technically has more raw power and destruction than Soulfire, but far less finesse and capacity to create. The fact that the Outsiders are making progress at all towards breaking into reality despite God’s dominance strongly implies the Old Ones are close enough to be a significant problem.

I have a question in regard to the Elden Ring jump, specifically the Pathless Prodigy perk. Is it as good as it seems to be at first glance? Because it reads like some actual nonsense, way better than it should be at 400 choice points. >Pathless Prodigy (400 CP): Like Thops, it seems you have an underrated knack for cutting corners in magic. Your capacity to improve on spells and innovate on existing magical theory is phenomenal, such that if your talent was proven and displayed your work could earn you the tittle of conspectus-first and greatest of a whole new school of sorcery. With the resources and knowledge base of an academy, within a few days you could innovate on barrier magic to heights those in this world would deem impossible-even deflecting the magical projectiles of divine beings. It’s such a shame that far-fetched talents such as your breed scepticism in many.

>>162166 >speed Just to be clear, speed is inconsistent as fuck and rarely matters in a moment of climax. Some dude gets to flip Dresden like a keg at the start of the book and Dresden woooooo so faaaast and then it never matters again.

>>162167 What if i also took the brawler perk to actually be good at fighting?

>>162168 It is really good, imo. >way better Nah, there is a 600CP for cosmology redesign, and immediate power-oriented 600CP'ers tend turn your into a walking catastrophes.

>>162169 So everyone in Dresden is a speedster.

>>162169 Yeah, pretty much. Don’t even want to get into how even though in theory Red Court vamps should be faster than White Court ones, in practice Thomas and Lara are DMC character-tier in reflexes and weapon skill (and Thomas, unlike Lara, limits his feeding) while Red Court are target practice for Harry unless they go out of their way to fight smart. I’m convinced Jim turned Harry into the Winter Knight just so he can situationally be exactly as fast and strong as he needs to be fight supernatural beings. At least Drakul lived up to his reputation while making Mavra look like a total chump. >>162170 You’ll still need a magical weapon of substantial power to face off with the supernatural, but if you have one you’ll do alright at the lower end. A Sword of the Cross is ideal. >>162172 It would be nice if you had something to contribute to the conversation other than beating a dead horse.

>>162173 >You’ll still need a magical weapon of substantial power to face off with the supernatural I don't think Gene needed anything to punch Angra.

>>162174 I was more referring to the fact that I’m pretty sure strapping God Hands to a demon would just result in them exploding off, meaning to begin with you need new arms.

>>162175 >I was more referring to the fact that I’m pretty sure strapping God Hands to a demon would just result in them exploding off What part of your post implies that was what you were trying to say?

>>162176 I dunno. It’s been a long day I’m in 4 other threads talking shit.

Hallo

>>162178 Morning

>>162178 Hi. Feels weird knowing you always start your day while I’m ready to wind down and trudge back home on a long-ass train ride for dinner.

>>162177 That would explain it.

>>162180 My sleep schedule flips a lot so this is probably untrue.

>>162182 Fair enough. Try for regular sleep even if it feels like fighting the whole world sometimes, as a former and still occasional insomniac it’s worth it.

>>162177 Which threads?

>>162168 take a look at this meme format >>162167 the words are a bit different from most of the others but the spirit is there

>>162168 It’s based on Thopps who is…not exactly a godslayer or anything if you look him up, just a smart guy who figured out at least one innovative workarounds. I would like to point out that demigods and deities can do a lot more than shoot magic missiles, and that like most spells in Elden Ring being able to deflect one or two =/= being able to create a “no u” forcefield that parries everything forever. The spirit of the perk is very much meant to be a perk with 400 CP, in that it gives you exceptionally magical genius. But not, say, magical genius as world-changing as the Goldmask’s faith-math stuff. I was just really hyping up what a nerd it makes you.

>>162186 Okay. Have a build. 5th Jump: Elden Ring, +1000 Choice Points Drawbacks: +1200 Choice Points > +200 Choice Points - You Are The Pest Control > +500 Choice Points - A Call Beyond > +500 Choice Points - The Night is Far From Over Origin: Free - Scholar of Raya Lucaria, Nightfarer Perks: 2200 Choice Points > Free from Background - Astrologer > Discounted from Background, -100 Choice Points - Sublime Form > Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Pathless Prodigy > Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Primal Current > -200 Choice Points - Smithing Master > -300 Choice Points - Eternal Legacy > -300 Choice Points - Tarnished > -400 Choice Points - Faith and Hammer Items: 400 Choice Points > Discounted, -150 Choice Points - A Home for Heroes > Discounted, -250 Choice Points - Crucible of Life Companions: -100 Choice Points - More Room in the Hold(*2) > +800 Choice Points - Strongest(Free - Recusant of the Volcano Manor) * Free from Background - A Warm Smile * -300 Choice Points - Spawn of the Stars * -500 Choice Points - Divinity > +800 Choice Points - Weakest(Free - Brethren of the Golden Order) * Free from Background - Fundamentals of Faith * Discounted from Background, -200 Choice Points - Fundamentalist Scholastics * Discounted from Background, -300 Choice Points - Absolute Radiance * -100 Choice Points - Reader of Remembrances * -200 Choice Points - Finger Maiden Scenario: Nightreign - Shape of Night

>>162187 ...And what did you do with that build?

>>162188 I indulged in my transhumanist predilections perhaps more than I strictly should have, in between building secret laboratories all over the Land's Between like a trapdoor spider. I have literally become so good at building secret labs that I can do it multiple times a day from complete scratch. I would try my hardest to temper my ego not to declare war on the Scarlet Rot, and I would fail, because I am a hubristic mage-scientist.

>>162189 A dude with a sword beat it. With a 2200CP build, you'll manage. ...This isn't even your first jump build. You'll beeee fiiiiine.

>>162191 She looks like she sucks scarily.

>>162190 To be fair it was a blind dude with a sword AND a fairy. And technically we have zero information about what fairies are like in the Lands Between.

>>162192 A very scary suck. But worth it.

>>162194 Reminder that you cannot fuck the drones

>>162195 You can fuck the solver drones as long as they do a little bit of self modification. Easy for a solver drone.

>>162196 Ah yes you have reminded me about that one Murder Drones porn quest. Thanks for that.

>>162068 I was planning a way to allow her soul from inside doomsday come to pilot her body

>>162197 You are most welcome.

>>162197 >Murder Drones porn quest Source?

>>162167 What type of sick individual powerscales Hazbin Hotel?

>>162156 It honestly doesn't have any stated limits except being based on the user finding things funny

>>162116 >BotW's nerd Zelda is unironically the best showing she's ever had Better than the game where Zelda is the MC and fights the void guy who existed before Ganon?

>>162201 There is worse, like people powerscaling chainsaw man.

>>162204 I mean, at least chainsaw man is a Shonen manga

>>162205 That's true, but Fujimoto willingly keeps everything extremely vague (like how exactly Makima's powers work), and the power levels make even less sense than Hazbin's.

If I flip a coin, catch it, then balance it on its side all within a few seconds...that has no particular bearing or relevance to anything of note. But is a fun trick. Night friends.

>>162200 https://fiction.live/stories/Friend-or-Foe-Friend/C66j3EyAiNaqJBEpi/home

>>162124 >That's not the TORAIFOSSU. That's just the sealing power. It is very explicitly the Triforce - we even see the symbol blaze on her hand whenever she uses her power and it explodes outward in massive bursts when she awakens it in AoC.

>>162209 Yes, it show the TORAIFOSSU, but the TORAIFOSSU make wishes come true (and other plot device), this is called the sealing power, multiple time.

>>162203 >Better than the game where Zelda is the MC and fights the void guy who existed before Ganon? Care to narrow that down? Because I'm pretty sure the CDI game has the exact same plot as the switch.

>>162002 No. I'm not unhappy, I'm just sometimes not happy. You'll feel dissatisfied when you contend yourself with things you cannot change. The effort you put into life is not commensurate with the desired outcome precisely because you cannot control every factor in life. You feel like you're not permitted to be happy because you do not allow yourself to be happy. If your desired outcome or the effort to get to that desired outcome is what is distressing you, consider why you want it in the first place and if the end is equal to the pain you now feel. It will end. Just keep repeating that, "it will end". Whether that be for a moment in-between tasks, or for hours when you're sleeping, it will end.

>>162211 Nta but I'm pretty sure it's EoW.

What are some skills you'd suggest picking up via this perk from "Cosplay Fetish Academy"?

>>162214 Depends on what you have interests in and what you are doing.

>>162030 >Also this has to be the biggest fucking cope in the series given how Dresden constantly keeps fucking them up in shounen moments. Until Jim actually qualifies exactly how strong the Outer Gates are that mook-tier Outsiders keep breaking in but the Walkers are totes much stronger than them, honest, despite not really showing it well in 1v1s with Harry. I’m going to having serious problems imagining them as anything other than high-end non-archmage nWoD player characte The most common running theory is that the Outer Gates act as one massive Threshold - if they are properly 'invited' in (an impossibility) or completely bust the Gates down then they can enter in full, but being summoned past them by human practicioners necessitates that they leave their actual power behind. Mook tier Outsiders (who really aren't "mook" tier at all relative to anything else - a Dresden Files Shoggoth is exponentially growing grey goo) can enter Creation without losing that much in exchange, but higher tier ones like the Walkers must leave the considerable bulk of their power behind the Gates. This isn't an issue for shit like Nemesis who is still busted even without it, but for a straight brute force solution like He Who Walks Behind, then this is pretty crippling comparatively. I'd also like to point out that Butcher has never depicted cosmic level characters fighting or doing anything. Ever. And the high tiers who do fight are either shown to not be that great in a direct brawl with a peer (ask how Mab vs Ethniu went. I fucking dare you) or they're Ferrovax "I have to act as a support bitch because fully manifesting my power would crack Earth like an egg" the Dragon. And keep in mind that Uriel sans his Grace is literally indistinguishable from a normal human powerlevels wise, so we KNOW that the power is what makes the cosmic ejtities what they are and they're just kind of...sad, without it. Until we get the Apocalypse Trilogy, we will simply be left with WoB regarding how the cosmic tiers properly function.

>>162216 How did Mab vs Ethniu go?

>>162216 >WoB Word of Blake?

>>162210 Anon, let me run down the list with you; 1) The setting is set so far in the future that they have forgotten almost everything outside of less than a handful of things regarding the ancient past - this includes the Triforce. 2) Whenever the Triforce has appeared and it's not a big mass of golden triangles or triangle pieces, it has always been represented as the mere glowing symbols on people's hands: ALBW, TP, WW, et al. 3) The Triforce has gone by multiple names at different points in history; it has been called "The Golden Power" and "the Master Force" in ALttP, and "The Ultimate Power" in SS. 4) We LITERALLY just got Echoes of Wisdom where they NEVER call it the Triforce and instead just call it the fucking "Prime Energy" like it's the goddamn Force - this includes beings who should know better like Null or the Golden Goddesses WHO LITERALLY MADE THE DAMN THING.

>>162219 Sure. But last time I checked the TORAIFOSSU make wishes come true, it's not a nuke.

>>162214 For you? How to suck a dick. LOL. LMAO, even. Vasic vehicle maintenance is actually useful. Even if you already know that, being able to teach others it easier is useful because we have aot of 21st century Jumps.

>>162217 Ethniu basically drop-kicking Mab like a WWE wrestler through a wall. This knocks out the Mab. Keep in mind that she (Mab) has been hyped since the series start as potentially an apocalypse scenario if she ever truly got going, was formerly treated as being the same tier you'd speak of archangels in (this was before Harry and the readers were called out for being dumb - regular angels destroy stars, archangels obliterate galaxies with thoughts), is considered an end-of-the-world scenario if Titania isn't there to balance her via causing an eternal winter and vice versa, and the Winter Court are the premiere guardians of the Outer Gates against the Outsiders. And yet she is beaten by simple blind bruteforce and getting kicked through a wall VERY hard. >>162218 Word of Butcher. >>162220 The Triforce has done very different things depending on the game. In EoW, it doesn't even really grant a "wish" until the end of the game and Null really just wants to eat it to use it as a powerboost to annihilate the world, in SS it answers Link's wish to remove Demise not by deleting him...but by dropping the fucking Goddess Statue on him like an orbital strike, in ALBW Yuga mainlines it like it's cosmic crack and two shards of it make him bristle with spikes of EVIIIIL whilst massively amping his powers with no wishing involved until after Link and Zelda go back home and use the full thing to wish Lorule's Triforce back, etc. Even the Tri in EoW are implied to be made from the same energy as the Prime Energy itself and their function is literally to just stitch the world back together every time Null eats holes in it, rather than being wish-granting genies.

>>162222 >The Triforce has done very different things depending on the game That is true, I never said the games were coherent about it. But holy nuking sealing is a bit out of the field.

>>162219 >The setting is set so far in the future that they have forgotten almost everything outside of less than a handful of things regarding the ancient past - this includes the Triforce Actually BotW is an entirely separate continuity disconnected from the rest of the series.

>>162222 >This knocks out the Mab later jobs to a piece of rebar how embarrassing

>>162224 Argent reject this option. Which is understandable, because fuck Nintendo and their timeline bullshit.

>>162224 So the answer to 'how do Zora and Rito exist concurrently despite one evolving from the other' is just 'fuck you, that's how'?

>>162227 YES

>>162228 If that's the case and Wind Waker doesn't matter, why don't they bring back the based forest lolis instead of sticking to the gay nut fairies?

>>162229 The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many bullshits some consider to be... retarded.

>>162216 >ask how Mab vs Ethniu went. I fucking dare you Don't have to. I remember. I remember very well. At least Titania's tard rage turned out to be good for something since she at least added another fairy queen's worth of injury in one burst before getting dunked on too. I vividly remember the particular sequence of events that led to Jim writing Harry and Marcone driving Ethniu to Demonreach like Goku and Frieza ringing out Jiren. God it's so dumb. It would've been cool to dumb teenage me. But it's SO damn silly. >Uriel sans his Grace >Ferrovax the Offscreen Dragon Yeah, those were by far the most Supernatural-ass moments in the series. Anyway, Apocalypse Trilogy be damned, I honestly don't care whatever mechanisms are at work here. The fact that Before didn't fucking bother to use his shadow clones to gang up on Harry while he was punching ice as well as the fact that he got his true name virginity taken by Harry during an attempt at mindrape, and Behind losing his shit at Harry fighting back at all is fucking pathetic look for how otherworldly they're supposed to be. It would be like if you kicked Cthulhu lightly in the ankle and he started crying like a little girl.

>>162222 >And yet she is beaten by simple blind bruteforce and getting kicked through a wall VERY hard. It was a REALITY WARPING KICK coated in TITAN STEEL which is as hard as the wearer's belief! Also hellfire could've burnt it, please believe Nicodemus has any credibility at all left after how badly he got burnt in Skin Game.

>>162225 tho to reduce the % of shitpost in my post I gotta note that mab is supposedly very much weakened at this period of the time but somehow it is all still so fucking lame

>>162224 Shut. >>162231 >It would be like if you kicked Cthulhu lightly in the ankle and he started crying like a little girl Whilst I'll give you it's a funny mental image, I dunno - I think it makes sense for entities who have never lost before to react so poorly to getting undone by a 'mere' mortal, Starborn or not. And Beside/Nemesis seems a lot more put together than either of those two, which probably comes down to the fact that Beside has had to deal with setbacks just as frequently as it has had successes so it probably had time to acclimate. >>162232 You just gotta hold. Nicodemuscoin WILL pay off.

>>162234 >Shut. I don't often see eye to eye with Argent. But sometime I do, and this one fill me with a sense of brotherhood.

I have been reading Dracula and have decided to make a Dracula jump. Does anyone want anything in particular?

>>162236 Which one? The original Bram Stocker?

>>162237 The original novel, yes

>>162238 Damn! That's pretty based. Well, obligatory Vampire perk, Castle, Three wives. Not sure about the rest, since the rest is seemingly rather... mundane.

>>162224 The Zroni and their consequences have been a disaster for Hyrule, haven't they?

>>162236 >>162238 A funny Drop-In perk would be exceptional PR so it's easier to become famous even if you weren't the first at something representing Dracula being more popular and well-known than Carmilla.

>>162240 The WHAT

>>162240 >The Zroni are the true villians of Zelda I KNEW IT

>>162242 >>162243 Oh right, ZONAI are the name of the Hyrule precursor and ZRONI are the Stellaris aliens. Big whoops.

>>162236 A loved Liz.

>>162236 Drawback/toggle that makes it like Noseferatu.

>>162240 >the Zroni The End of The Cycle does NOT exist in Zelda, bro.

>>162240 >>162244 I don't think the Zonai did much damages. Except having DEEP TECHNOLOGY that work by being literally glued, that are hidden deep into the ground, even deeper than the ANCIENT SHEIKAH DEVICES.

>>162248 >even deeper than the ANCIENT SHEIKAH DEVICES WHAT Sheikah devices?

What are the best one-ups available? Straight up Hellsing levels of bullshit requiring people to kill you millions of times.

RSM Samurai Jack?

>>162250 Metal Slug's Quarter Muncher is my favourite

>>162251 The term you're looking for is r63, not RSM. RSM is when the gender roles are changed bu the sex remains the same

>>162253 Okay so genderswapped RSM Samurai Jack then, yay or nay?

>>162251 The one in here is probably the most broken because so long as you're conscious at the end of a Jump you pass, meaning that you can open yourself up to non-perk shenanigans.

>>162252 For 200CP that's absolutely fucking bonkers.

Where should I take my Karate wife, Hitomi from Dead Or Alive, on my chain?

>>162249 Things like: Divine Beasts, Ancient Set, Ancient Weapons, Guardian Gear, Guardians. Which are, by the way, much cooler than Zonai things. And MYSTERIOUSLY disappeared on their own after BotW. There's a reason why certain people don't look fondly on TotK, and this is one of the main ones.

>>162257 Please take her to MK to make Shao Khan job to the funniest thing yet.

>>162256 Yeah, thing's absolutely absurd. The jump also has a perk that makes you significantly more durable, on the level of needing to take hundreds of heavy machine gun bullets to be put down, giving you hundreds of extra lives right from the start

>>162258 >And MYSTERIOUSLY disappeared on their own after BotW According to certain characters (who barely anyone interacted with as they rushed through the game), a good majority of the Sheikah tech was deconstructed between games like the towers and such. And I think implicitly the Divine Beasts were included in that. The rest vanished with the Shrines and stuff.

>>162255 You replied to a post about RSM Samurai Jack.

>>162261 Which is still mindblowingly retarded.

>>162263 Not saying it isn't. But there is an explanation.

>>162259 Nah, MK is one of those worlds i'd only go to if I wanted to glass everything in sight and this isn't one of those types of chains.

>>162260 I want to say that it's just pointlessly OP but the idea of jumper being a gag reel of deaths until they actually succeed is absurdly funny. I forgot this jump has a lot of really nice OC waifus too. The gacha expanded the roster in that department too. I may need to jump this.

>>162264 And it's mindblowingly retarded. "We just picked them apart duh!" wtf

>>162266 It does have some limits. You'll only be as durable as a normal human while using it, you'll have to loot your equipment off of your old corpse, and it does leave corpses around Been trying to find a way to ensure my corpse disappears after death so I could use it with Rage Quit from Spelunky to basically go around treating every jump like Celeste

I am trying to find a good excuse for my Jumper to regularly switch between a cute trap and a manly dandy on a semi-regular basis. Mainly so I don't have to commit to one aesthetic. Anything come to mind? Whether it be Jekyll and Hyde style alternate personality, or some power-up that would result in a temporary age change, or really anything that would provide a tangible benefit to drastically shifting their appearance beyond "because they feel like it".

>>162255 >This is intended to be a jump for the world of 3.5, which will not match the game perfectly Does this mean Martials won't suck?

>>162269 >Mainly so I don't have to commit to one aesthetic Isn't this already a good enough excuse if it's known you have shapeshifting powers? Could also lie about being cursed or something

>>162236 maybe a seperation of magic Dracula uses and being a vampire? Like he is said to have learned magic when studying at the dark magic school scholomance from the Devil himself after all..

>>162269 You could say you got hit by the Infanto Ray from your time in Don Bluth's Dragon's Lair / Space Ace, which we do have a jump for. In Space Ace the main character got hit by it and went from giga-chad to gangly teen, occasionally switching back and forth as he went. There's no reason to say you couldn't just fanwank going from manly dandy to twink instead since that's really just an aesthetics thing as far as the effect goes. There's also a perk in my hero academia that lets you pull off All Might's trick of massively increasing your size / muscles and then shifting back to your normal form when you're done. You could have the twink form be your normal appearance and the manly dandy be your super form.

>>162261 HOW did they deconstruct ALL the ancient tech in only 5 years?

>>162269 My Hero Academia has a perk that lets you shift between your normal form and a big muscular form

>>162274 There wasn't a lot of ancient tech around. It was just the guardians around Hyrule Castle, and the Shrines which all fucked off immediately

>>162269 I think most people can wrap their heads around the idea that a universe hopping godlike being can kinda just be whatever they want that day.

>>162255 There's similar perks in Stargate Atlantis and Digimon Cyber Sleuth (Regalus)

>>162262 Target rich environment. >>162270 There's a toggle in it to change the physics to the tabletop, but I still don't know what you'll think you'll do against a fireball.

>>162274 GOOD QUESTION! >>162276 >There wasn't a lot of ancient tech around BULLFUCKINGSHIT!

>>162280 >BULLFUCKINGSHIT! Have you not played the game? Ancient Tech was literally limited to guardians, sheikah shrines, and the stuff studied in the Hateno Tech Lab. The shrines fucked off when the game ended, most of the guardians were nonfunctional wrecks littering the area around Hyrule Castle, and the Hateno Tech Lab seemed to have swerved into researching Zonai Tech

>>162281 How did they get the bird down?

>>162282 The bird lands after you free the ghost in it

How bad it would be starting in Halo - UNSC as Scientist? Halo tech sounds like great base to grow tech jumper.

>>162281 I played the game, and this is exactly why I BULLSHIT on not being a lot of them.

>>162284 >>162284 It is the only logical choice. While i would not choose Halo as a scientist choosing other origins is just risking your life for no gain.

Strongly considering starting on an Infamous dupe. Other than more/more freeform Conduit options, is there anything in particular people want to see?

>>162286 Being a supersoldier is fucking cool though.

>>162287 As long as you don't split up the basic physical abilities all conduits get into 400cp perks spread across all the origins like the reddit remake, I'll be happy

>>162289 Why are Reddit Jumps only stingy with power in situations where it makes absolutely no sense?

>>162290 Fuck if I know.

>>162290 Redditors are gay and retarded. Hope this helps.

>>162288 I sometime wonder: How could would that be to be a Space Marine wIth working sex organs?

>>162290 It's like women, they often have women moments. They either overprice or underprice. Often overprice. And it never make sense.

O we have Seton Academy: Join the Pack! jump. What a surprise. It is so nice. >>162286 Share your Mutant Turtle jump as I can't see it on drive. I might do there scientist build.

>>162293 Good luck fucking anything with your gargantuan schmeat. Being an Astartes is not for the average person even with the negative aspects handwaived. Halo Spartans on the other hand are kinda just better humans (and despite what people will tell you they still have sex drives and working bits)

>>162287 Aren't there like 3 Infamous jumps already?

>>162297 But Halo Spartans are so, normal looking!

>>162236 You still working on Sonic Unleashed, too?

>>162287 An Item to get a worldwide secret society studying Conduits, the ones Kessel was running, but I've forgotten the name of. A perk to generate whatever Element you've chosen, or maybe a minor perk to always have a source of it nearby. As I can't remember if Conduits can do this already or in time, perhaps a Scenario Option to Become the Beast, or an 800CP perk to do so, and a Ray Sphere as an item to awaken others to become a Conduit. Maybe something for the Alliment options, either getting all of one or maybe both in the form of perks. Those are the things off the top of my head for if you decide to make an Infamous Jump.

>>162298 NTA but there's only the Quicksilver that I'm aware, at least from tg. It also doesn't cover any of the games, it's post game setting.

>>162274 >tech in only 5 years? The same way Rotom Phones went from not existing to speeding through about 6 to 8 iPhones' worth of hardware overhauls in less than 4 years across the Pokemon world's equivalent of Europe... complete with an entire company or two forming up around that and Galar's Rotom PC tech that look like they've been in business significantly longer.

>>162298 There's the original QS Jump that is a classic, but has a lot of old Jump weirdness. There's a reddit Jump that looks pretty, but has a lot of weird design decisions in its own right. It also shares a folder with a Jump that doesn't seem to be remotely related, but just happens to have "Infamous" in the name. I'm not aware of any others.

>>162287 A perk/item for those things that upgrade your abilities that you can find in future settings. A perk to be like Delsin and capable of absorbing other's powers.

>>162162 >As a generalization, for a quest, you're giving up a level of control over the direction of the story to the players to make it more interesting. On the plus side, if the players come up with some good theories, you can work them in and act like that was your plan all along.

>>162287 An option to be a body focused Conduit, like the rats with adaptive evolution from the first game and the pastor guy from the second one. A way to turn our powers off so we don't have to worry about stuff we touch randomly exploding, like Cole has to deal with

>>162236 Vampire wives

>>162305 Is that the one made by someone named Toilet King?

>>162287 Being able to manifest powers in a more evil or good way.

>>162310 I think so.

>>162287 I don't want to see the Conduit copy ability. Might as well not write any other options if you put it in.

>>162313 >I don't wanna see the powers of one of the protagonists because I think people will only choose that one power I'm assuming you don't read other people's builds much?

>>162313 Nothing is set in stone yet, but if I do include it, it'll be more expensive than any other Conduit power. Besides, it's not like power-copying abilities are anything new for JC.

>>162236 Those recipes Johnathan forgot to get copies of. Make those a 50-point item or something.

>>162313 Why not?

>>162236 A decree from the Scholomance, so I can prove to the Romanian people that I'm an official Solomonari and am legally required to manipulate the weather

>>162314 Meta brain takes over. DDAnon must turn everything into paperclips. >>162317 There's no reason not to take it. It's not lile Rogue's touch-based copying from X-Men where in the lore there's reasons why it can be a bad thing to do for the user. Bother Cole and the Native dude fan just have all the powers. There's no reason to take anything else. It's gay.

>>162236 Dracula's skill with all manner of housework. It's impressive that a being who only drink's blood apparently can cook a chicken that a regular human would consider delicious.

>>162319 >Meta brain takes over. DDAnon must turn everything into paperclips. Huh. ... From what I've seen, power copying powers are inexplicably the least popular options in most jumps?

>>162319 Have you tried restraining yourself when making builds?

>>162322 >Have you tried restraining >>162321 Maybe, but I can't claim to know them all. I'm just saying in this one case there's no reason not to go full psycho and leech everyone. So, instead of doing something else you're instead stalking people to drain. Might just be a me problem.

>>162321 Probably because it is a pain for keeping notes, and a pain to write around.

>>162323 It's definitely a you problem, I'd recommend restricting yourself to draining criminals and murderers.

>>162320 especially given how its mentioned that his intelligence was vastly reduced at that point in time until he started drinking blood again.

>>162321 That or you get the weirdo who ALWAYS takes power copying options every time.

>>162287 Vampire option?

>>162321 Definitely not the least popular option, but not everyone picks it.

>>162287 Vampire companion?

>>162320 >>162326 It's funny how the Dracula in the book, meaning the original Dracula, is so far away from the uncultured beast with thousand of weaknesses that we got today.

>>162331 It's funny how most vampire powers are based on magic powers that Dracula went to school to learn

>>162323 You don't even need to go full psycho I think, in the evil ending Delsin just handshakes people.

>>162331 Huh? He does have have tons of weaknesses in the book

>>162297 I want to be able to use my gargantual schmeat as an Astartes.

>>162321 nta, but it's one of those false corollary moments. They seem unpopular but do have a fairly high demand. The problem is that you really only need one if you want to make it your core gimmick so unless it's one of the better ones out there then there's lower incentive to purchase it. They actually used to get talked about fairly often, but once they're "solved" that's kinda it until something else on the higher end shakes things up again. Also not helped by it being a bit of a black hole plotwise since it flattens any attempts at getting new abilities as your objective to 'find user of (thing)' with that even being optional if you have something like [THE END] since it doesn't even need that to spawn a copy of an ability. Maybe it's least popular relative to anons that run multiple chains because there's no real variation in how it progresses compared to actually specializing?

>>162333 I'm being overly dramatic. You get the general idea. When you're on a time constraint with an ability to copy powers that won't be available in future Jumps, you have to maximize your action economy.

>>162334 Yeah he even has the less common ones like traversing running water and inviting to your house.

>>162335 >>162335 Use the Generic Hentai World.

>>162236 A magic dragon and weather control

>>162332 And his vampirism? Something he discovered on his own. Why? Cus he was the student of fucking Satan. Shit's wild. >>162334 But they aren't as big as the future ones. The sun? Doesn't kill him. Only lock him away to his regular form. The only real big weaknesses are that you could see later, is the stick in the heart thing and cannot cross running water. What's funny is that the running water thing just need to be of the right tide too. Dude would look at Dio and sneer. And get punched into the face.

>>162287 An option to be a vampire. And the Conduit copy ability just to fuck with DDanon.

>>162334 I've never read it, does he still get oneshotted by dropping rice on the ground?

>>162342 It'd honestly be weird if there wasn't SOME form of conduit power copying, since it was a major thing in two of the four games

>>162339 But I want to be able to use it while W40K!

Chainbutt: Your first five jumps must be combined worlds (minimum of 2 worlds). Generics are not allowed, but you will get a build for each jump used. Then you must tell us of how the worlds fusing together has changed things. What are your new settings?

>>162341 >But they aren't as big as the future ones. They definitely are, sure sunlight doesn't harm him directly, but it definitely robs him of his power and he literally dies from getting his throat slit In the sunlight, when at night a blade just phases through him. His other weaknesses are also nothing to discount >repelled by Garlic, Wild roses and Mountain Ash and Holy Symbols such crosses and Crucifix, even holy water and wafers make them cower in fear. They also burn his skin. You can also place any of those on his coffin to stop him from leaving it, prevent him from entering by leaving them at doors and windows and even trap him by coming at him from two opposite sides with any of them. >must sleep in a coffin filled with earth from his homeland, is paralyzed if it's opened when he's inside >cannot enter a house uninvited >is stuck in his current form in the sunlight, robbed of most of his power, and can be killed more easily >can only pass running water at the slack or flood of the tide >On the water he is powerless except at night; even then he can only summon fog and storm and snow and his wolves. >can be killed with a holy bullet shot into him while he's in his coffin >can be killed by putting a stake through the heart, getting his head cut off and having it filled with garlic

>>162346 I'm 99% sure Space Marines could get a boner, they're just psycho conditioned to not, and physically sterile. We know canonically they're fully proportioned because an Inquisitor was checking one out who was doing their ablutions. Just have the Body Mod perk that makes you horny or not at will.

Stellaris jump update when?

>>162348 I don't remember those. >must sleep in a coffin filled with earth from his homeland, is paralyzed if it's opened when he's inside That one I remember though. It's a funny one.

>>162347 DC comics + Marvel comics: I'm pretty sure this already has a setting Static Shock + Justice League Unlimited Secret Saturdays + Ben 10

>>162349 No fun!

>>162352 >DC comics + Marvel comics: I'm pretty sure this already has a setting Bruce leads SHIELD and Wolverine and Jubilee are Batman and Robin. Storm is Wonder Woman It is a weird setting

How is there only one lewd Naruto jump and it's based on Raikage art?

>>162346 Generic Hentai World can only be used as a supplement. You use it along the 40k jump.

>>162355 >just on Raikage arts Oh you sweet summer child.

>>162355 Making a lewd jump requires a different perspective than the one used to make a normal jump. As a result, we have a chronic deficiency of lewd jumpmakers.

>>162358 Not really. We actually have a pretty good amount of lewd jumpmakers as a proportion of total jumpmakers. Do you want more lewd jumps than regular jumps or something?

>>162358 I like that double entendre.

>>162355 That is like asking why there are so few lewd One Piece and Bleach jumps. the futa ones do not exist

>>162355 There are two lewd Naruto jumps: the blacked one and the uchiha genderbent incest one.

Naruto this, Bleach that. The real problem is that there are no lewd Star Wars, or Warhammer jumps!

>>162359 Yes. >>162363 If i could get on the lewd jumpmaker mindset i would make a star wars jump based on the apulaz games.

>>162203 Yes. Like dont' get me wrong, Echoes was a great showing for Zelda... as a potential holder of Courage, and still holds true to the principle of 'give me five minutes to plan this shit out', but it's more Courage than Wisdom to me. >>162211 All of the CDi games had you fight Ganon, the fuck are you on about? >>162236 I'm incredibly tempted to ask for like, some kind of fanfic drawback so that you can have it be set in other settings. Although that might interfere with the Bram Stoker's Castlevania jump I may or may not make at some point in the next decade. >>162274 Self destruct. >>162355 >Coughs in Merry Marry

>>162287 The ability to be a biological (rather than elemental) conduit, a perk to have our powers grow based on our moral tendencies, a perk to cause ray field blasts like the Beast but for any energies we have (their size and intensity dependant on how strong we are with that) which can in turn awaken powers associated with said energy, item to get an anti-superhuman government agency, item to get our own street gang.

>>162366 >The ability to be a biological (rather than elemental) conduit That's Alex Mercer in Prototype

>>162367 Biological conduits get things like being huge monsters or being able to grow new bodyparts when situations demand it

>>162352 Aren't those last two already the same universe and just a copout to piss off the chainbutter?

>>162287 A perk for being able to easily and quickly prove your innocence upon being falsely accused or used as a scapegoat, like how Cole got blamed for what happened to Empire City despite being an unknowing courier.

>>162236 I've heard memes that Dracula is killed by a cowboy. If this is true, then I'd like to request a yee and haw based vampire slaying perk.

>>162369 Could a bio-Conduit waifu give herself giant bahonkers on demand?

>>162363 There are so many settings I want to see lewd versions for. I would love to visit them and have fun. But I also know me. I want the pure and natural worlds to visit and do not think I could do both. Spending a decade on repeat just for sex seem s a bit much. How some of you can go to all the versions of Fate on repeat I have no idea >Lewd Star Wars. We have that in normal star wars. The dark side corrupts and turns women into hedonistic sluts that will just as easily fuck or kill.

>>162373 I don't recall if he's a cowboy, but iirc he IS from Texas.

>>162347 >Fable TLC + LeWdBY (RWBY Lewd Jump) The Huntsmen are now the Hero's Guild, and Jack of Blades is now Salem. Salem's Inner Circle is now Shadow Court from Fable 2. >Dungeons and Dragons 3.5E + Mortal Kombat (1995) Shenanigans. Mortal Kombat variant Monks and whatnot vs D&D because someone merged Outworld with the Material Plane. >Overlord (The Series) + Slave City (Modded Skyrim) Overlord but now in modded, sexy Skyrim. >Mass Effect (Mine) + Dragon Age (Mine) The Taint is Reaper Indoctrination, Reapers are now Dragon Age Harvesters, Leviathans are now old elves, Mass Effect fields are a result of the Veil, and magic is magic. Multi-planetary, but with Eluvian Reaper portals instead. Spaceships are just cool advanced boats, but now flying. >Horus Heresy: The Primarchs + Stellaris (NamelessAnon) 40k, with slightly different shenanigans. >>162350 Motherfucker, you and me both. I'm this close to making it.

>>162363 A human'd star wars jump would be cool.

>>162363 I generally don't like pornified warhammer stuff but these pics of the primarchs are REALLY doing it for me. Sanguinius would be top tier wife material. Magnus too.

>>162363 Reddit has a lewd Star Wars jump

>>162375 It's kind of impossible to get a Jedi waifu without OoC stuff, isn't it? Since they're not allowed to care about you.

>>162381 They are in fact allowed to care about you. Love is an important aspect of the Jedi teachings. The games have romance options.

>>162381 Get a Jedi Lord waifu.

>>162381 It's specifically against the rules for modern jedi to have attachments. But, like. Jedi can just leave the Jedi Order if they want, and half the jumps take place in times where that rule isn't a thing

>>162381 Their are also off-shoot jedi organizations where love and attachments are ok

>>162371 he never said that's not allowed

>>162381 I mean that's just the council and those who advance in the internal politics of the order. Hell one of Dooku's apprentices was fully in love with him.

>>162379 Yeah. I really wish we had a jump that could let us go to that version of 30k. I know Reddit has one but it was rather jank from what I can recall.

>>162385 I wouldn't call Luke's Jedi Order "off-shoot", personally.

>>162381 Anon, if you go to the original star wars jump and get a jedi waifu, who do you expect to stop you? Vader? He would kill her anyways, not just because she's getting laid.

>>162389 >Luke's Jedi Order The Bestdi Order.

>>162390 Wouldn't Ashoka be your only option at that point? I thought all the other waifuable Jedi were dead.

>>162381 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIrOYb0PkJ8 Just teach them the value of LOVE

>>162388 One of the QQ perks for altering gender ratios/dynamics should do the trick shouldn't it?

>>162392 Sabine technically.

>>162392 Shaak-ti survived until Starkiller shanked her. And in Disney canon her fate is uncertain iirc

>>162301 Here have a build that I promised. I decided to go with totally not Stark way. It must be nice owning huge corpo that runs itself. No financial problems ever. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) jump Cp:1000 Age: 25 Sex: Male Location: New York City/ Earth Race: Humans - [Free] Origin: Vigilante . Perks [+200]: I just live here - [Free] The Language of Violence - [Free] Potential [Engineering] - [+100] Solid Genetics - [100] DaVinci [Robotics] - [700] Hideout Ninja - [800] Arriving in the Nick of Time - [Free] Grit - [1100] Architect of Shadows - [1200] Items [+300]: Free Pepperoni Pizza - [Free] Utility Bag - [Free] Lab - [Free] Stocktronics Incorporated - [100/300] Cyber Armor - [200/300] Transcendental Lathe - [300/300] [1400] Drawbacks: Crime Wave - [1200] New York Being New York - [1000]

>>162392 Eh, yes but actually no? I'm pretty sure if you factor in side materials and comics and whatnot, there are at least a few hundred jedi floating around. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Jedi_Purge_survivors Also like half of the inquisitors are former jedi. Not sure if you'd count them.

>>162388 >spoiler A tale as old as time.

>>162399 A Fulgrim waifu would be scary.

>>162397 Excellent choice for a scientist build. My favorite build is to combine the DaVinci perk with Geomancer so i can make atlantean magitech.

Fuck your wives.

>>162401 Pre-corruption Fulgrim was actually pretty chill, a bit too concerned about his image, but otherwise rather reasonable.

>>162403 >Fuck your wives. No

>>162403 Please tell me that reject doesn't get a harem later

>>162399 The Fulgrim wife experience. https://youtu.be/_d41u1u-9Yk?si=isiL619jjODfKENL

>>162407 Is there one for Sanguinius?

>>162405 >>162406 No. This is what happens when you don't fuck your wives.

>>162408 The Sanguinius wife experience. https://youtu.be/pQPDq1WEsjc?si=rCwZR0rGZliCbbeJ

>>162410 Time to do a little trolling. >Bloodletting ● Costs 100 Biomass, or no cost for Homunculi Hard to say how much this actually benefits you. With this, the entirety of your flesh and bodily fluids can act as a potent psychedelic. You’re immune for obvious reasons, but with the right setup, you can help someone expand their consciousness and perception of the world, or just give them a really good trip.

>>162389 Nah there was one during the clone wars era as well, I can't remember they're name or book they're from but I think Karen Travis wrote it?

>>162401 Nah he WAS cool before he picked up the daemon sword. He was a bit insecure because he didn't have a big showout conquest of his planet unlike everyone else but that was literally it. His treason was all the daemon.

>>162373 Dracula is about a Dutch guy, an American and three British dudes teaming up to take down a 1000 year old Romanian monster who moves to Britain in a real estate scheme so he can mack on British hoes and take over the moighty Bri'ish empire

>>162403 How can I do that if I don't have any? You can't have sex with someone who doesn't exist.

>>162231 I mean, do remember. The Old Ones, those cosmic horrors to whom the Walkers in the fullness of their power are but humble foot soldiers, aren’t even native to the Outside. They’re just evil gods who got punted out into the Outside for being dicks and presumably not agreeing to be nerfed in the physical world like the other gods did. Yet apparently the moment they step into the Outside they become near peers of Big G.

>>162416 Watch out anon.

>>162236 A top tier wife like Mina, who aside from being brilliant was unwaveringly loyal to her fiance, helped him and his group hunt Dracula, was even willing to go out herself with a pistol to try and help them, and was so genuinely good of a person that she turned Renfield against Dracula with her kindness. Plus, iirc there was something about Mina breaking Van Helsing out of being hypnotized by one of the brides with some telepathic power.

>>162419 Whomst?

>>162420 I really shouldn't have announced this before finishing the book

>>162347 >Danny Phantom/DCAU If I can't do all of DCAU, I will take the single build from Superman TAS as I feel it has the best powers. Then I can come back later to finish off the rest of the timeline. But basically just tack the Ghost Zone on as an extra afterlife and the source of the Lazars Pits. >Reboot and Digimon Reboot are the actual computers and the ruins in the DigWorld as such systems that have crashed into by falling through the net ocean. Some surviving Sprites and such might make it, but others can mutate into Digimon. And then there are the Digimon that love the raid and loot these fallen systems before the humans can restore them. >Archer/Totally Spies I know this one comes up a lot, but I like watching them in the same universe. >Gargoyles/The Muppets Stone by day, Muppets by night. Frozen in stone for a thousand years. >Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog/The Incredibles It is now a musical >Pokemon/Interspecies Reviewers I imagine this world is basically Pokegirls, but way less fucked up. The women are chill and not insane and the world functions normally. The prostitution aspect is just to help keep their urges in check. >Marvel/Free Cities All women are now slaves. Raised and then bought and sold when they are of approved age. Even with the mutant and human hate groups can agree on this. But the mutants are not fools. Even they know enough to either kill or nullify telepathic women. For no woman should have power of the the mind of a man. At best they can be used on other women for keeping them in their place. This one is less perversion for me as I know not to keep any Marvel women and more I just want to see how Marvel would fuck this up.

Despite watching DS9 years ago i didn't knew the show had a hot lesbian kiss until today. I wonder how Star Trek would have developed if Roddenberry got his wish of making women with three boobs.

>>162424 My favorite funny part of DS9 is this scene. https://youtu.be/Fh2-9immbJI

>>162422 For what it’s worth, I’m grateful. It’s reminded me of my plans to try and make a Bran Stokers Castlevania jump. Aka Dracula but with Castlevania logic.

>>162409 >Getting rid of people you didn't want to be around I don't see a problem here?

>>162425 I would give anything to see a old-fashioned Star Trek show again. Fuck Kurtzman

>>162428 It wouldn't be the same. Everything from how they shoot the show to how they frame or it would be different.

>>162429 or edit it*

>>162297 They are so roided up that their penises should atrophy. They should have minidongs.

Yo! Is Nyotengu anon here?

>>162431 Stop thinking about small penises you homosexual.

>>162429 You're right. I thought Enterprise was bad before watching, but i decided to give it a chance. It was completely mediocre. No one has the talent to make a star trek show anymore.

>>162419 How would a NOexistenceN jump/gauntlet even work, how would Lilith even work as a companion? Her being a materially distinct being kinda defeats the whole point of her being a tulpa representing pure love, would it become a crazy case of her becoming a meterial entity while still remaining a mental extention of yourself, does she become a memetic entity inhabiting information medium to interact with (you)?

>>162433 No.

>>162435 That's the exact reason I got utterly stumped with how to even make a jump for it.

Jumper's sister Frieren is very troublesome. He will eat all her tomes as punishment

>>162438 Are you twins by anychance?

>>162426 >Dracula but with Castlevania logic. >"I say, professor Van Hellsing, why is there now a giant evil castle in the middle of London?"

>>162438 Eat her ass instead.

>>162438 >He will eat all her tomes as punishment Based.

>>162439 No. I'm not even an elf, I'm just a human who grew up with her and has been living with her for hundreds of years (I'm immortal because I'm also the Nerevarine)

>>162443 Bah, what a boring choice, it could have been a fun prank to play on her students.

>>162443 >Nerevarine >He has Dagoth Ur AIDS My condolences.

>>162440 >”Thats no ordinary castle Jonathan. Thats Demon Castle Dracula!” >”Demon Castle…?” >Ah yes, of course. While that is its proper name, the uninitiated may know it by another name - Castlevania.”

>>162439 >To humans, lots of things look like girls

>>162437 I guess it could be a gauntlet with the player (you) going through the game's phases, and depending on your choice/success get a reward. Bad Ending (rejection of Lilith) could give the ability to mentally reject delusions/parts of yourself, essentially doubling as a mental defense as well. Neutral/Good could give you Lilith as a mental construct that is part of you. Neutral specifically allowing you to give her control to become 'mentally asleep'. Good basically having her tag along in your mind? Dunno about Sartre and Fouco, but I guess they'd be included with Lilith.

>>162426 >make a Bran Stokers Castlevania jump You should also make a Hellsing Castlevania jump.

>>162379 >>162388 So wait, Space Marines are hung like horses, but what about the women?

>>162449 Maybe if you know of a decent Hellsing/Castlevania fanfic, but a jump for BSC only really works because the protags of Bloodlines and Portrait are both named Morris, and are explicitly descended from Quincy Morrris, from the novel proper. The book is basically canon to the games, with a few minor inconsistencies.

>>162450 The women are also hung like horses

>>162438 I think this would start a lifelong grudge.

>>162452 That would be a great justification.

>>162453 She'll get over it in a century or two

>>162438 Your incest fetish knows no bounds.

>>162451 I'd be willing to bet that game Hellsing was a lot more badass than the book's good doctor.

>>162433 Think about big penises instead

You ever see in some media where an imposing character is depicted in bed with multiple beautiful with a minion or servant walking in to tell them about how the good guys are fucking with operations? The lovers are clinging to them with convenient censoring and patiently listening along; possibly feeding the focal character fruit or just caressing their face or something. Then the imposing character is like "Ugh, this shit again," and things proceed as normal. Later the lovers show up independent of any kind of bedroom scene, appearing to confront the good guys and then showing that they're actually extremely capable bodyguards/fixers as they kick ass? Maybe if it's longer form media, they continue to appear as recurring characters and maintain a close position and rank with the imposing bad guy throughout whatever hoghs and lows they go through. That's peak, and I want that for Jumper, and I'm pretty sure they kinda sorta already have that going on.

>>162451 It's funny. Originally CastlevaniaDracula WAS BramDracula, and not the Demon King or whatever.

>>162459 Nice.

>>162438 ..."eat"? >>162459 So basically, a competent, battle harem?

>>162459 Is the minion walking in on it part of the thing for you?

>>162459 You are based.

>>162459 I know exactly what you're talking about, and I approve. Very nice.

>>162460 >Originally CaslevaniaDracula WAS BramDracula, and no the Demon King or whatever He was established as being the Dark Lord in the manual for the very first Castlevania game

>>162457 Oh absolutely. My mental image of him is vaguely in line with a bloodborne hunter. Probably not actually that badass, but style wise at least. >>162460 The series escalated hard.

>>162456 When did I say anything about incest?

>>162459 That's never happened in any type of media, except maybe fanfic.

>>162466 ...Read better please. >>162467 >AND THEN HE GOT THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE TO STEAL A VAMPIRE'S SOULS TO BECOME THE SUPER STRONG VAMPIRE. >AND THEN HE GOT THE EBONY STONE TO BECOME BFF WITH DEATH Bros were smoking the good shit.

>>162462 Competent battle harem pretty much, yeah. >>162463 Nah that's just how I generally remember the trope being introduced. Lover character is shown in an easily written off context like previously described scene, but then continues to appear while showing great skill or competence in multiple fields and are named and relevant to plot. >>162461 >>162464 >>162465 Yeh yeh, cheers. >>162469 Nah it happens every now and then. I mostly only remember it from visual media in the first place.

>>162470 >...Read better please. Nope, he's still established as being the Dark Lord/Demon King in the original japanese manual. Rereading it won't change the fact that Castlevania's Dracula's been one since the start

>>162472 Yes. You are a very smart good boy.

>>162321 I have three methods in my chain, though I rarely use them aside from Perk sharing shenanigans. >>162406 So far, no. But he went away from the original good premise into generic isekai so I figure it's only a matter of time.

>>162347 >World of Horror and Himenospia The Wasp bullshit is an infestation descending from Atorasu-Nasa, with more and more eldritch bullshit cropping up in their wake. The Queens need to be killed to prevent his awakening, but this will result in the expected fallout. The world is always fucked in some way. >Kult and 1:39 Understanding nothing of human drives, the Archons thought that tilting the ratio of male and female births would lessen the urges, stresses, and situations that might lead humans closer to their inner rape monsters. This has had the exact opposite effect. >Dead Space and Gunstar Autochthnonia The Brethren Moons are running from a giant planet-eating robot god filled with tiny kung fu men who could also kill them. The Infernals/Titanics will be arriving to the local system shortly. >Frieren and Duel Monsters Shadow Realm Autistic Elf and co keep running into the weird shit shown on the old cards, which is now business as usual. >Smash Bros World of Light and Disco Elysium There are no words for the confusion I feel when I wake up without memory in the resulting nightmare reality. Ganondorf has been hung in the backyard of a diner and King Dedede is trying to organize a worker's revolt. Nothing makes sense, everyone is a character from somewhere else, Galeem is whispering racist thoughts to me. After everything I've seen and done, I have surely finally gone insane.

>>162473 Okay, I gotta ask. The fuck do you get out of insulting people who point out that your information is wrong?

>>162476 You know that's not the problem, don't play the idiot.

>>162462 >..."eat"? You've never eaten a good book?

>>162478 I didn't knew elves were goats.

Are there any elemental/energy manipulating powers that can be as versatile as Electrokinesis? If we're getting a new Infamous Jump, I'd rather not just steal Cole's whole flow, but the kind of shit he (and most electrokinetics in fiction tbh) can pull under the pretense of "controlling electricity" is just nonsensical.

>>162284 I always like to go into Halo as a member of ONI solely so that I can just fucking troll everyone, including the other members of ONI, by nebulously knowing everything and stretching everyone's suspension of disbelief without explaining anything. Everyone assume that I know all of this because I'm some top-ranking member of ONI and the other members of ONI assume that I must secretly be part of some kind of ONI black ops unit or organization and that's why I know things they don't. It allows me to just bullshit my way through the entire setting without having to explain where all of my shit comes from or how I know exactly where to send Master Chief to fix the most recent issue.

>>162470 Ye. Various games hold to certain levels of compliance with the original novel. Dracula actually is a wizard in the Japanese version of C3 iirc…. But then in the American version, it’s all just vampire magic. And then Lament happened and actually it was because of alchemy all along.

>>162476 Our resident ESL retard always does this. Just ignore it.

>>162480 Yes, biokinesis and florakinesis. You can also replicate the guy with videogame powers too.

>>162483 I was planning on it. I was just hoping for an actual answer instead of him assuming I'd know what he's not saying

>>162482 There was a reason why the credits of the first castlevania game was nonsense after all. Well, that, and because the devs weren't allowed to apparently. >>162483 >>162485 Oh fuck you.

>>162480 Become a String Conduit that everyone laughs at until you start warping reality.

>>162480 Main one would be kinetic energy. Or even if you just limited it to "heat", it'd still be prett versatile.

>>162486 >Oh fuck you. If people continually misunderstand your words to mean something completely different than what you mean, then it's likely you that's the problem

>>162487 >String Conduit that everyone laughs at These niggas have not read One Piece

I've edited an image i've used for my elf jumper to have normal ears and it's a decent enough edit but it's triggering a kind of uncanny valley feeling when I look at it, I think it's because i've had this image for a long time and i've connected the look to being an elf and now that he's not it feels really off.

>>162480 Good idea >>162287 Add a perk for being able to stretch your conduit element like Cole can stretch his 'control electricity' power

>>162487 I honestly don't see the locals underestimating any conduit, considering how bullshit they tend to be

>>162487 Anyone who watches anime knows strings are not to be fucked with

>>162487 How does a string conduit recharge his power?

>>162496 Play a banjo.

>>162496 Absorbing strings. Thankfully strings are really fucking common, since they're in basically everything organic

>>162496 Hobby Lobby, Swap Meets, and Laundromats.

>>162496 What is a password but a sting of numbers?

>>162489 I'm rolling my eyes while writing this. Dracula was a Dark Lord, but he wasn't the Dark Lord, that controlled all monsters on earth, having the magic castle, friend with death, and all that fun lore, he was just... the vampire from the book. He wasn't Mathias or anything. Try to understand what I'm trying to say, instead of what I'm saying, all the while going "actuallyyyy", and being surprised that I'm not impressed.

>>162495 I never understood how they were supposed to work.

>>162480 In terms of general utility, no. Electromagnetism governs 99% of the universe's physical interactivity. For reference, electromagnetism is responsible for: -Atoms and molecules, meaning that electromagnetic manipulation is fundamentally atomic and matter manipulation. -Chemical bonds, meaning that all of chemistry is a product of electromagnetism. -Phase-states (i.e. solids, liquids, gases, etc.) are a product of electromagnetism. -Friction, tension, pressure, elasticity, and all other definable attributes of the physical world are produced and governed by electromagnetism -Electricity and magnetism are obviously produced by it, but so is thermal radiation/temperature, light, radio waves, x-rays, gamma rays, etc. In essence, everything that isn't gravitational or a product of nuclear forces is electromagnetic. Your body is electromagnetic, all of the technology and all of the matter around you is generated by and governed by electromagnetism. In terms of "an ability", there's not really anything stronger or more versatile than electromagnetic manipulation in the physical universe as an "elemental" ability. Because literally every other element in existence that isn't gravity is electromagnetism wearing a fake mustache.

>>162167 I was sure the Buck had made a deal with Lilith

>>162480 ...control of heat? Control of humidity?

>>162480 Try gravity it can be ridiculously busted if you know what your doing.

Since we're coming up with conduits, would a lava conduit be able to do anything cool? I feel it'd probably be pretty basic

>>162507 Maybe but good fucking luck recharging.

>>162507 I feel like you'd be pretty out of luck for regenerating your power due to lack of resources.

>>162507 Emit toxic gas

>>162507 Unleash the deadliest fart in the world.

>>162432 Who's Nyotengu-anon?

>>162507 You be killer in island development I guess.

>>162496 >touch a woman's clothes >they're instantly absorbed and she's naked Mass sexual harassment.

>>162506 Now I'm thinking of C-Moon. Which make me think of Weather Report.

How does one get a horde of "modern" women to accept being a harem for jumper without harem perks?

>>162516 Cult.

>>162512 You potentially, it's just whichever anon normally brings her up, anyway check this out: https://www.cocadoll.com/nyotengu-sex-doll.html https://www.reddit.com/r/DoA_Rule34/comments/v9evlt/nyotengu_lifelike_sex_doll/

>>162516 Drop them into a non-modern world!