Early day for me. I've been up since 8am waiting for electricians to come and repair the fan in my bathroom heater. They show up 15 till 1, say they gotta do a full upgrade replacement and gotta call the warranty place. Guess what? Warranty place won't fucking cover it, nothing they can do and I've been awake all day kek Anyway here's Ilia

>>11919 I spent all day searching for the meme art to portray what I want to get across, and did not succeed. But to answer, I sure would give Blake a place to crash... but to pay me back for it she'll have to put up with my personal petting zoo. >pick Blek up from the cardboard box and dust her off >"Let's go you fool of a tabby." >She is affronted. "HEY! I am a tuxedo! Or a pantherine." >"Look here, you Solitan Blue-" I know full well that one got her mad. "You're going to call your mother and tell her you're alright." >Blake's gaze falls to the ground. "I won't be doing that." >"Yes, you will." >"WHY?" she isn't having it. >"It would make my lovely wife very happy." >Blake's head full of steam is vented quick. "Um. Do I know you?" >"Probably not. I saw you on the screens, though." >"... Vytal." she says, morose. >"Yes yes, all the shit was going down. But get in, I ordered pizza." >She looks around, sees no pizza place but gets in my car. Later with pizza picked up, we head to home. >I'm carrying the stack of pizza boxes. We approach the door. >The door is opened. >picrel, except sweatpants and a singlet. >"Aunty Sisi??" a stunned exclamation from Blake. >Sienna's eyes first fix warmly on me, before the words make them dart to see Blake in surprise. >"Blake, how are you??" and more similar reunion talk, before she checks the street... >Sienna finds nothing to interrupt her prank. >With a smug grin, she turns back inward through the door. >"KIDS! YOUR FATHER BROUGHT PIZZA!" >I have no reaction. She turns back to me in triumph. Blake freezes. >A sudden rubba-dubba-thrumpa-tromp of noise from within my house sounds out to us. >Our seven little ones quickly stream into view. Haimi and Jiyon are the oldest, so they most vigorously run to put arms around my legs. Conveniently ignoring the fact that I need to walk in order to enter the home. >Catra and Origa are the quietest, daydreaming about the pizza they will soon savor. >The two around my legs join Mikahira, Alexia and Svetlana in generating an excited buzzing chorus of "Pizzapizzapizzapizzapizza!" >Blake's eyes are boggling, as much in delight as they are in awe. >Over the noise while still somehow being at a low tone, the Beacon student asks "How??!!" >My lovely wife turns to her and replies "I know how to actually keep a secret, Blake." So all in all what I would do to Blake is make her a live-in babysitter for however long she crashes at my place.

>>11921 That is a buen meme and a fucked situation. My condolences, cheebro

>>11921 Fuck man, im sorry to hear that. I hope it's not terribly expensive

>>11919 >Looking down into the box, "So, is this adopting a pet? Cause it can't be adopting an orphan cause you are clearly a young woman. But do I want a wife? Where is the catfax." I ask for her documentation of her previous homes.

>>11925 Fam is covering it and it's not a terribly cold winter, so thank God for that one. It's upkeep for upkeep

Today has been a beautiful day. I finished Chapter 2 of Skin (See the link), had a great day at work and generally I feel good going to bed now. How about you lads? https://archiveofourown.org/works/76961926/chapters/202229186 >>11923 >I spent all day searching for the meme art to portray what I want to get across, and did not succeed. That's annoyingly more relatable than I'd care to admit, it's why I end up making my own RWBY memes sometimes. >green >Constantly changing Cat breeds <TFW when I worked in a pet grooming service and know each one mentioned >Suddenly Sienna <It's actually an anon x Stripey short Kek, what a twist. Nice. >>11921 Jeeze that sucks. Thanks for the Ilia. Do you think you could do it yourself? Depending on what part broke, it could be safe. Depends on the model and type of course. This is such a typical situation that I usually just default to repairing things myself if possible. Saves me money too. >>11926 Are you also going to ask if she has papers for her rabies shots?

>>11928 It should be in her Cat Fax. How do I know that she won't spread FPV to my other cats?

>>11929 >spreading First Person View to other cats ... is this implying Blake sees things in third person? IT CAN BE FIXED WITH MEDICINE? ... do all faunus have that?? Did she pose for dramatic effect deliberately in this pic?

>>11930 I was talking about Feline Panleukopenia (FPV) But the idea that blake sees things in third person is funny. Like how does it work?

>>11931 >AU where Blake's character allusion is Schrodinger's Cat >her clone generation and shadowstep ability are the superposition of herself between the physical body and the non-material Semblance nexus point >the whole deal about observing the cat, in the box, when the arrangement is that she applies to herself means that this version of Blek is a narcissist >she does also use it to spy on people and peek and swooce through walls >but she mostly uses it to determine whether she's in her original position or whether she's placed herself at the observation point that works as aforedescribed Her theater kid tendencies stay true, as she poses herself like she's on stage. Weiss may often be candid, but falling back on showmanship from instinct during her time as a performer. But TPV!Blake is never candid.

>>11932 >Blake gets obsessed with soap operas and that is the reason she is shitty kitty. >Using herself as the ultimate entertainment.

>>11932 SEXO SPOOKY BLAKE

Could (You) beat Neopet in a race?

>>11936 Probably not, even if I was a good enough sprinter to get personally offered a spot as a receiver in the American Football team at my old school. Wheels beat legs unless you're going up an incline. I wonder if they would add looney toons car-crash sound effects if Curious crashed.

>>11934 Shadow-Person Blake! >>11932 LMAO, where did you find that version of the meme? >>11929 >How do I know that she won't spread FPV to my other cats? She does seem to have main-character-syndrome, ironically more so than Ruby. >>11925 >mawshot I'll do you one better.

>>11941 Me and a friend are into imposters/mimics or whatever you want to call them and have been genning some

>>11943 Ironic given what I wrote for Ruby recently. Honestly given the Wilted Ruby's from Volume 9 and other similar things in the story, I'm surprised there isn't more work for "imposter" characters. Post more if you got them. It's fun speculation.

>>11945 Oh I enjoyed the wilted rose, we even tried doing it but there weren't any good Lora's, and some other imposters we did, there's also the ones where it's just neo

>>11947 Trapped in the mirror is a classic. That first one is terrifying though still would There aren't any good LORAs for Wilted Ruby specifically, but prompts like grey skin and black sclera should work.

>>11949 What about the Futa Ruby and her being seduced by the tar monsters that take the form of people she knows and loves?

>>11950 Not gonna lie, that's kinda hot.

>>11951 That it is, and some more imposters

>>11952 Jesus Raven looks deranged. I could swear I saw pic 2 and 3 before. The last 2 are real creepifyin'. Downright predatory.

>>11953 That's Neo not Raven, and i've probably posted those two before, as for the last two they're tar monsters, same as these ones. It's just that they can turn only parts of themselves into tar while keeping their disguise

Why didn't Salem, Cinder, and/or Neo get rape corrected?

>>11957 The show runners were cowards, it's also why we didn't get a scene of CC Neo naked

>>11957 >Implying that Salem didn't rape correct Cinder >Implying Cinder didn't then do the same for Neo and Emerald.

>>11959 >>11957 Fools, that's Rape Corruption. Neo got mind-rape-corrected by The Curious Cat. Cinder will be Jaune's and a-Salam will be Ruby's >>11958 Honestly they could have done that with some looney-toons-like censorship. It would be SO fitting.

>>11962 >a-Salam will be Ruby's Nah Salem gets set up on a public stockade

>>11962 Apologies, you are correct. >>11964 You may as well post the whole rest of the set and it's alts.

The new year brings a new inventory. Wondering how the series would have panned out if Huntsmen were seen by the Kingdoms as expendable cannon fodder against the Grimm, and that armies were the real solution for things... ... as a manipulation by Ozpin, to lure in the outcasts and the antisocial on account of those kind of mindsets being the most beneficial to Aura training and Semblance manifestation.

>>11962 I'd enjoy the looney toons censoring

>>11969 That's an interesting if rather dark idea. It would certainly make for a more reasonable well... reason for Team RWBY to stop trusting Ozpin. At the same time there's a bit too much edge and pessimism in it. As much as I enjoy writing or reading/seeing dark, complicated stories, at the same time RWBY is one of those where the comfy parts are pretty important to the aesthetic too, otherwise you potentially would just get a less faggoty Gen:LOCK.

Does anyone have pic rel in good quality? Source is Nyalinch.

>>11979 Honestly I think that's the largest res there is publicly available. On the subject of image-searching, is it just me or has saucenao been having trouble finding images that should be easy to track?