>>1403952 >Don't get me started From what I hear it could be a fun thing to go to Japan for. Mostly card game affairs I think but they have an existing arcade scene. Totally no bias from being a SDBH enjoyer myself We might've heard of "Would you love fu if she was a worm?" but what about "Would you love fu if she was a burger?" My answer is yes, yes I'd want to go down on the beef like a heretic that had his first bite of bacon and sausage alongside scrambled eggs

>>1404775 Delicious 'fu pancakes *homer sound*

>>1402948 >What videogame genres do you think are the waifu's favorites? Probably strategy and sim games, but realistically I doubt she could play a lot of vidya

I LOVE CHARA!!! >roly-poly's onto the bed Good night /v/aifu, hope you all have comfy dreams of your 'fu.

>>1402948 She canonically enjoys DDR quite a bit

>>1406103 Taking care of the little ones takes alot of time after all! >>1406317 Sweet dreams Charabro. >>1406350 Maid time?

>>1406408 >maid time NO ITS TIME FOR YAMAWARO THEYVE BEEN NEGLECTED FAR TOO LONG

>>1407061 Its still maid time, you know as teen Mama maid goes to the Yamamountain Yes i know yama means mountain to end the Yamamenace once and for all.

Good morning?

>>1407185 At least it is over here. Good morning to you and the 'fu Princessbro.

>hit with a 3 day ban on 4cuck for having the gall to report someone shitting up the thread if I were to say my opinion on jannies I'd end up on even more fed watchlists than I'm probably already on

So when do we have permission to make a new thread? Last I checked, the thread was at page 12.

>>1400712 Nostalgic >>1398323 Hope for the best, expect the worst as they say. She's been through so much that she expects things to go sour for her, which is why she tries to leave things to chance as little as possible. Of course, she will still show emotion if things do falls apart, particularly if it's connected to her loved ones. >>1400269 She will be fuming with anger, but maybe I can convince her if there's no one she knows around. She grows up to medium size later on so it's only for a while. >>1402948 She enjoys helping planning tactics for the Alliance army, so I'll say strategy or games like Factorio. Then again, she has a side that loves cute things, so Kirby, Nintendogs, etc.

>>1406408 >Taking care of the little ones takes alot of time after all! true, childcare is no easy task, especially if the children are demons.

>>1407061 Reporting for duty! Wait... What do yamawaro even do if Takane can just run a shop all by herself...?

>>1408130 construction work and labor of course! NOW GET BACK TO THE MINES

>>1407606 Was holding off on it until we hit 1400 posts, as I don't want to cram the catalog with these to a point that people start bitching. But if people really want a new thread I can make it later today once I take care of some things. >>1402948 She's probably not one to game much, training takes priority and all, but I could see her getting into RPGs, anything that let her be a tall, noble heroine saving the day (emphasis on tall). Could also see her playing some JRPGs and such by extension as long as they were of the romantic tales or knight stories nature. She wouldn't like Grimdark things or overly down games though. Something like the souls games would be fine but Warhammer is too harsh. She'd also probably like those medieval combat sim games like Chivalry and Mordhau. She'd love cute games, too. Though that's a kind of wide umbrella. Also she'd definitely play fighting games. >>1400210 >Charlotta eats growth potion. Her size doubles but her proportions are all the same, causing her to resemble a sports mascot >what do? I'd still love her just the same. Maybe give her a passionate & loving reminder that she's still beautiful in spite of the monkey's paw granting of her wish. Also work to find a way to turn her back or normalize her proportions since she'd probably be very unhappy with that state of affairs in spite of finally being tall. >>1400712 Height chart? Charlotta would be tiny on that. She's only 90CM without the crown. Also this height image I have leaves out her bloomers with her normal dress, I realize. >>1400736 Nothing wrong with being green. >>1406350 But could you beat her at DDR?

>>1408173 >90cm on base size We have a trick to measure meters quickly: extend your arm to the side and measure the distance between your palm and the opposite shoulder, that's roughly 1 meter (some sources say it's actually your fingertips and your nose, but don't quote on that). I did the measure myself and holy shit, is she SHORTER than THAT??

Found what seems to be a Chinese tumblr if anyone wants to take a peek for fan art? https://www.tumblr.com/velvetrouge/174304952441/lofter-tutorial https://www.lofter.com/ NEED, NEED, NEED, NEED! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY LIVERS I'D FUCKING GIVE TO BE AT CHARA'S MERCY LIKE THIS? SHE COULD JUST USE ME AS A PILLOW AND I'LL HAVE ASCENDED BEYOND HEAVEN!

>>1408173 Forgot to mention >I don't want to cram the catalog with these to a point that people start bitching. >to a point that people start bitching. <when /bag/ is a thing and nobody bats an eye at it Let them bitch, I dare them. I'm going to be the first one to slam them against the nearest /bag/ thread and tell them to complain to those idiots first.

How good is your wife at homemaking skills, i.e. cooking, sewing, etc? Mine is most excellent. She even claimed that no woman could beat her when it comes to sewing.

>>1409096 She's SHIT

>>1409096 One of Velvet's most notable character traits is being a really good homemaker. She's an excellent cook, she can clean rooms better than a professional maid, and I imagine she can probably sew as well, although the person in the party that mentions specifically being good at sewing is Eleanor.

>>1409096 There's not much to back this up, but I like to think Peach's formative years as a ruler gave her an arrange of abilities on different areas, housework included, although that one in particular being underdeveloped due to lack of opportunities to put them to practice, save for baking. That said, I don't think inexperience would stop her from putting the effort if it comes to people she treasures; she may not have the perfect build for a housewife, but would definitely have the spirit of one.

>>1407467 It's a pretty nice feeling to be able to report spam without getting banned and the whole thread taken down. >>1409096 Very good! She loves cooking, it's one of the few things she's confident enough to share with others even from the start of the game. She's good at sewing and embroidery and fixes up holes in other people's clothes, and even makes her own plushies. She made the dress and all the accessories she wears after the time-skip. She's very self-reliant, which certainly helps her get by as a shut-in. >>1409091 Yes but we don't want to be like /bag/ do we?

>>1409363 >Yes but we don't want to be like /bag/ do we? Not like we're going to ever be like /bag/ anyway, we actually have substantial discussions here; not to mention we're only a happy few here, the PPH will never be one to require us to make another thread bi-daily. My point is "what's good for the fox is good for the vixen", if anyone wants to complain about waifufags minding their own businesses and opening a thread once it becomes too big for a trashy 2.4g connection to handle it when it's appropriate, then they better be complaining about an entire thread of horny image spammers littering sinking threads all over the catalog.

>>1409447 Very well, I'll make a new thread in a bit. This one's lasted a fair while anyway and is a good chunk down the catalog. >>1408309 Yeah she's really tiny. Harvin are the halfling race of Granblue Fantasy's setting, taking inspiration from Final Fantasy 11's Tarutaru, but without the odd names and the whole vegetable people thing, instead being closer to goblins and traditional halflings. Do not mistake her lack of size for a lack of might however, as she's incredibly strong, and not just for a Harvin either as she was able to go toe-to-toe with most of the knights she works with (and that's without strength-enhancing magic). Her height is also a severe sore spot for her, as she feels like it's a point of shame to the Knightly Order she leads and earned her way to the top of for the leader to be so diminutive. That and other "childish" mannerisms and likes/favoritisms she has. >>1409096 She can cook okay, and she can do some basic equipment maintenance from her days as an adventurer prior to joining the Knights of Lumiel. Anything more would be a struggle for her.

>>1409096 Possibly decent? Of the goat parents she seemingly was influenced more from Toriel and even if the initial reason might've been to satiate her own cravings, she might know how to cook at least. Maybe clean/sew as well, managing plants was more Asgore's thing. Chances are though if given the chance I'd handle those as I want to treat her as royalty.

>>1407467 If people would post here instead it wouldnt be an issue, same thing with the birdposter as he cant post here. >>1409096 Her skills are top tier and she is constantly learning new western and modern recipes, Jeanne should know better than most fu's how delicious her food is considering they are both at Chaldea.

hate hate hate hate hate but not for wife

>>1409902 My heart is filled with hatred.

Alright, posted the new thread due to enough people asking. Since this thread has gone down the board far enough, I think. Thread here: >>1410222

>>1400269 I feel like she would pout and be grumpy until we get on, then at least she has excuse to lean on me as we get on the goofy goober ride. >>1402948 She would like rpgs and stealth games the most. >>1406350 I need more maid pics. >>1409096 Got good camping skills from being a palico. Felynes do have some of greatest and well known chefs too as well of being trustworthy housekeepers. She would at least being better at it than me. >>1409902 >>1410102 Don't let anger get the best of you.

>>1409096 Yes

>>1409096 She's so good that she make enough food for a banquet, can keep a whole troupe of pets, has the building tools and materials of her own house just laying around to keep building, and she can even invade the Hakurei Shrine and take care of it better than the lazy ass that's always there!

>>1408173 lmao! awesome comic >>1407175 me likey! >>1407061